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Earthquake Interview, InvestFest Recap, Sister O'dell, steveharveyfm.com and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 2: Back. A million bus busy.
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  Speaker 5: Listening to show. I don't joy yeah, joy.
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  Speaker 2: Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are listening
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  Speaker 2: to the voice, come on dig me now. One and only.
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  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah, man, Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 2: got a radio show. Trying to do something with it too. Man.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I was having a conversation the other day
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  Speaker 2: with a young person and they were telling me how
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  Speaker 2: they felt that their life was stuck, that their life
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  Speaker 2: was in a rut, that they didn't know what to
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  Speaker 2: do next. And one of the things that was causing
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  Speaker 2: them this sadness or this depression. I mean, they're really
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  Speaker 2: really into something right now. One of the things that
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  Speaker 2: was causing it was the fact that they had made
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  Speaker 2: a list of things they wanted to accomplish by a
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  Speaker 2: certain age, and that age they just had a birthday recently,
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  Speaker 2: and they were looking at the list and the list
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  Speaker 2: hadn't been fulfilled, and because that list hadn't been fulfilled,
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  Speaker 2: they were really really sad about it. You know. One
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  Speaker 2: of the things that they had on the list was marriage, kids,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't know everything else that was on the list,
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  Speaker 2: but that was one of them. And because she had
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  Speaker 2: reached a certain age and she wasn't married, and she
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  Speaker 2: didn't have the kids, and she had just celebrated a birthday,
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  Speaker 2: she's gone into this mode of sadness where it's really
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  Speaker 2: really taken a toll on her. And as I was
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  Speaker 2: learning about her situation, I was thinking about it, and
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted to share this with you all this
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  Speaker 2: morning that one of the things about making a list
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  Speaker 2: about what you want, which I happen to be a
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  Speaker 2: proponent of, I do it myself. People have dream boards.
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  Speaker 2: I have a goal sheet. I've been doing it for years.
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  Speaker 2: It's a wonderful way to set goals and to keep
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  Speaker 2: it in front of you as a constant reminder. And
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  Speaker 2: I always go over this gold list every day, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I mean I go with it all the time every day.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes I miss a day here and there, but mostly
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  Speaker 2: every day I pull my goal sheet out and I
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  Speaker 2: look at it, I read it. So I was going
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  Speaker 2: to these rallies and I was learning about you know,
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  Speaker 2: people who are successful in how they kept their mind
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  Speaker 2: writing possible. And one of the things I learned was
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  Speaker 2: to make these dream boards, these lists, these gold sheets,
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  Speaker 2: and in making a goal sheet, and you make the
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  Speaker 2: sheet according to what you want, think about one thing
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  Speaker 2: when you made your goal sheet, about what you wanted?
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  Speaker 2: Does your goal sheet have on it what God wants
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  Speaker 2: from you? Did you ask in any of this what
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  Speaker 2: was His will in your life?
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  Speaker 9: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Look, man, what we want oftentimes is not what He
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  Speaker 2: wants for us. And you know, if you're fighting against
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  Speaker 2: what you were created for, if you're fighting against his will,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what do you want to happen? See? Don't
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  Speaker 2: be so hard on yourself when you look at your
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  Speaker 2: goal sheet and you look at what you've not become
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  Speaker 2: what you thought was a great idea. Don't be so
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  Speaker 2: hard on yourself because you just made a minded mistake.
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  Speaker 2: As do most people, we oftentimes make our goals and
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  Speaker 2: set our goals up without ever considering what is it
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  Speaker 2: that God wants from us. We keep talking about what
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  Speaker 2: we want without ever finding out and knowing what it
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  Speaker 2: is God wants for us. Well, guess what, man, maybe
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  Speaker 2: you're fighting against the grain. Maybe you just a salmon
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  Speaker 2: heading upstream. That's a tough fight upstream. Not all salmons
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  Speaker 2: get up to the spawning grounds, you know. Some of
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  Speaker 2: them don't make it upstream, you know. But all of them,
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  Speaker 2: nearly all of them, except the ones that's killed by pray.
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  Speaker 2: When they're spawn they go out to the ocean. That's
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  Speaker 2: cool because you're going because you're going with the grain.
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  Speaker 2: You're going downstream, You going with the flow. That's but
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  Speaker 2: when it's time to go against the grain, it's tough.
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  Speaker 2: And a lot of us have just been going against
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  Speaker 2: the grain for all of these years. But you know what, listen, man,
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  Speaker 2: I did it. I know a lot of people who
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  Speaker 2: did it. Very few people get it right from the
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  Speaker 2: very beginning. Man, you got to stumble through life sometimes
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  Speaker 2: sometimes you got to fall through life. You got to
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  Speaker 2: make a lot of mistakes, man, But these mistakes are
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  Speaker 2: not failures. You know, when you fail, it's something. Don't
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  Speaker 2: look at it as a failure. Don't look at yourself
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  Speaker 2: as a failure. Because you're thirty and your goals ain't reached.
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  Speaker 2: That you had on your list. That was your list.
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  Speaker 2: What about the things that's going right? Stop looking at
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  Speaker 2: what you're not, take some time out and thank God
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  Speaker 2: for what you are. How about the fact that you
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  Speaker 2: keep waking up to be thirty? You know you get
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  Speaker 2: depressed out these birthdays. You really want to throw yourself
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  Speaker 2: in some depression. Miss a birthday, You really got a problem.
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  Speaker 2: Now look at where you are. You keep reaching birthdays.
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  Speaker 2: That's a glorious blessing. You keep waking up. You got
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  Speaker 2: your health, You've accomplished something. Something on your list is done.
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  Speaker 2: People spend too much time on the negative side, and
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  Speaker 2: you're just throwing yourself into depression. So what you want
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  Speaker 2: to be married by a certain age and you wanted
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  Speaker 2: to have kids, Okay, cool, you could have done all
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  Speaker 2: that with the wrong person. There's a blessing in not
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  Speaker 2: being married to the wrong person. There's a blessing in
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  Speaker 2: not having kids and nobody to help you raise it.
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  Speaker 2: There's a blessing in that man. You're talking to somebody
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  Speaker 2: who can tell it to you. You can marry the
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  Speaker 2: wrong person if you want to. I'm telling you you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna be up in some mess. You can't count on
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  Speaker 2: So instead of being angry because you're not married, you
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  Speaker 2: don't have kids, why don't you thank God the man?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he spared you from some misery here. Maybe you
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  Speaker 2: could have married the wrong person. Maybe you have kids
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  Speaker 2: and you're not really ready to be a mother or
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  Speaker 2: a father. You gotta look at the upside, man, Quit
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  Speaker 2: looking at what you don't have. Take some time to
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  Speaker 2: thank God for what you do have. When you do that,
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  Speaker 2: you make more room for blessings to flow into your life.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying how God thinks, cause I really don't know,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm telling you if a person comes to me
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  Speaker 2: and I always give a person something and they never
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  Speaker 2: appear grateful, or they never say thank you, please, know
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  Speaker 2: you can quit coming to me now. I don't notice
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  Speaker 2: how God works because I've gone back to him several
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  Speaker 2: times without being grateful of thanking him, and he's filled
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  Speaker 2: my basket up again. So I really think he's not
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  Speaker 2: like that. But I can't make the call for sure.
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  Speaker 2: But I think at one point in time, me it's
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  Speaker 2: just me talking, I'd be a little ticked off at
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  Speaker 2: somebody who was always taking, taking, taking, and never showing
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  Speaker 2: any gratitude. At one point in time, I would just
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  Speaker 2: stop the flow of the take you know, you just
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  Speaker 2: you can't take no more from me. That's what I
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  Speaker 2: would do. Now. I'm not calling it like that because
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  Speaker 2: I ain't him, but I know he's merciful, He's full
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  Speaker 2: of goodness and he and he'll forgive you. And thank
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  Speaker 2: God he does that because he's show enough done it
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  Speaker 2: for me. But wow, man, take some time out today
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  Speaker 2: and be grateful for what you have. Stop complaining about
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  Speaker 2: where you not and think about where you are, and
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  Speaker 2: then take it from there. And the next time you
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  Speaker 2: make a list, make sure on that list you have
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  Speaker 2: God's will. What does he want for you? Does God
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  Speaker 2: create give everybody a gift and a talent. Some of
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  Speaker 2: us never apply gifts and talents. We head off in
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  Speaker 2: another direction. Then you wonder why your life ain't where
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  Speaker 2: it's supposed to be. Have you ever thought about what
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  Speaker 2: God gifted you to do? Have you ever thought about
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  Speaker 2: doing that? And step skip what you want. I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to play in the NBA, but I got to tell
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  Speaker 2: you something. At dribbling and shooting and running all at
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  Speaker 2: one time throwing me off a little bit, you know,
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  Speaker 2: they just so I'm doing what I do it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: You canna look at it that way.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, you're listening Morning show.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. Again God has done it again. Another
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  Speaker 2: great day, another opportunity show. Grateful to your heavenly Father.
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  Speaker 2: Appreciate everything you've ever done for me. I appreciate the
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  Speaker 2: measure of health that I have. I appreciate the healing
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  Speaker 2: that you bring it to my body. I appreciate the
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  Speaker 2: sound mind that I function in, the sound mind that
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  Speaker 2: I function in for me. Everybody don't think I'm a
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  Speaker 2: sound mind, but that's their problem. That is not I'm
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  Speaker 2: perfectly to me. To me, I'm clicking on all cylinders.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what people be talking about. What's
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  Speaker 2: wrong with you? You tripping? No, I'm fine, Thank you Lord,
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Lord, Steve Harvey, Marni Show, Shelly Strawberry, Calinfreil, Mississippi,
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  Speaker 2: Monica Junior, the legend that is Nephew Tommy Jr. What's
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  Speaker 2: on your mind?
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  Speaker 10: Man?
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  Speaker 11: Of sound mind?
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  Speaker 2: You think I don't? I mean, I'm convinced, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like one hundred I don't. I don't even understand
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  Speaker 2: what people looking at me, man, they be squinting. I
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  Speaker 2: gonna you can unsquinch your eyes, unsquint what things be
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  Speaker 2: looking at me and squint their eyes, frowning their little
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  Speaker 2: nose up. You can you can quit doing all that. Dog,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not finn to change because you done squinted your
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  Speaker 2: eyes and put the wrinkle on your nose.
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  Speaker 12: I don't why, but you think some of the stuff
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  Speaker 12: you say it's actually a sound mind.
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  Speaker 11: You think that's what you really believe that a lot of.
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  Speaker 2: This stuff, Junior, I actually ran it by myself doing
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  Speaker 2: sid I have very few stuff that fly. Oh, I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't help myself. You know, some of it get out
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  Speaker 2: like that, and then some of it like even after
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  Speaker 2: I run it by myself anyway, And then you know
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  Speaker 2: I'm a sound mine.
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  Speaker 11: I guarantee you you're not a sound mind. I know
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  Speaker 11: you in south.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me say this to you. If I didn't
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  Speaker 2: have this mind, who's mine? Would you recommend? I mean? Who?
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  Speaker 4: Who?
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  Speaker 2: You tell me? Give me? Give me a couple of
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  Speaker 2: people you think has sound mind. Just give me a
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  Speaker 2: couple of examples, doctor, doctor Marluther King. Okay, you're putting
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  Speaker 2: him on doctor, Yeah that's a sound No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: he's not putting me doctor King. He said doctor King
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  Speaker 2: had sound mind as compared to I don't. That's what
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  Speaker 2: he said. But now doctor King is his past. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: who else? Okay, Malcolm x by any Yeah, I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to figure out where where is the joy?
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  Speaker 11: Sidney Poitier?
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  Speaker 2: Everybody? Did he bringing up Sidney Poitier? Yeah? Sound I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know him. Where is this going? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just trying. You ain't got nobody.
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  Speaker 1: Current current, Denzel and them, my grandmother your.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're who my grandmother did. No, I'm nothing fake
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  Speaker 2: like your grandmama. Obama, No, I'm not. I'm not finna
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  Speaker 2: care for you like that. That's what's wrong with your
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  Speaker 2: glass now. Too many people, baby, and you. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: gonna act like your grandmama. And so I asked to
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  Speaker 2: work setting your damn all right, Oh, the Laurel clock
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  Speaker 2: is what you need to learn how to do.
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  Speaker 1: It's Monday, so we're gonna move on and get to
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  Speaker 1: church complaints coming up at thirty two minutes after the
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  Speaker 1: hour right after this you're listening morning show. It is Monday,
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  Speaker 1: so you know what that means. It is time for
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  Speaker 1: church complaints with Reverend Motown and we dam.
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  Speaker 2: We full bam yeah, as we pnificate come out here
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  Speaker 2: on this vitorious morning, yes of jubilee, we recognize in
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  Speaker 2: a myanonical way that they is one but one yea
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  Speaker 2: ooh posteriously. Yeah, we wonder in absolute contritement that this
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  Speaker 2: be the beneficial area for a contrary of the missionary
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  Speaker 2: of the missionary. Lord Lettle, start preaching, so we can
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  Speaker 2: get on with the complaint. And what do you have today?
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  Speaker 6: All right, pastor, let's get down to it, Brother Cedric Davis.
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  Speaker 6: I created a time machine. A time machine. He is
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  Speaker 6: asking if you do not mind going back in time.
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  Speaker 6: He wants to send you to nineteen forty seven to
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  Speaker 6: take a kindom to Donald Trump's daddy and uh help this,
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  Speaker 6: uh where I'll be.
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  Speaker 2: A better place. That's when he's asking. I'm gonna let
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  Speaker 2: you know right now, I'm not getting into damn time
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  Speaker 2: machine to go back to nineteen forty seven to stop nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Because even if I handed Don's daddy to condom, what
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  Speaker 2: else is I gonna do in nineteen forty seven? Of course,
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  Speaker 2: she that is the problem we have now with mister Trump.
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  Speaker 2: He wants to make a miracle great again. Now what
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  Speaker 2: he probably talking about forty seven. I'm not going and
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  Speaker 2: and and and and and and and and and and
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  Speaker 2: what did Kamala Harris say? We're not going back, right,
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  Speaker 2: that's right? And also there'll be no going back, all right?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 6: Moving along, Brother Stevie and Shanidria Bona. Brother Stevie and
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  Speaker 6: Shanidra Bona, we're getting married at the courthouse on Friday morning.
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  Speaker 6: But they found out that Brother Stevie had warrants, so
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  Speaker 6: the wedding was stopped right there. Thirty five hundred dollars
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  Speaker 6: is old. He is actually locked up in jail, asking
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  Speaker 6: if the church can bail him out.
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  Speaker 2: Church don't do bail, yo, We don't do bail money.
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  Speaker 2: We don't put money on books, we don't pay no
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  Speaker 2: legal fees whiskey. In other words, stay your ass out
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  Speaker 2: of trouble.
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  Speaker 4: Right again?
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  Speaker 2: What if we have in church for if you ain't
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  Speaker 2: gonna listen to the sir.
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  Speaker 6: Great words, sir, Well, here's another issue with some money.
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  Speaker 6: The doctor changed Sister Jocelyn do date from August September.
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  Speaker 6: That's the Lorenda asked if they're gonna change the daddy
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  Speaker 6: now since the date has changed, and they both uh,
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  Speaker 6: they both in jail for fighting Bill and said it
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  Speaker 6: six thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to help get them out of there?
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  Speaker 9: Are you?
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  Speaker 2: Are you not listening? Another note? We don't do no legal,
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  Speaker 2: illegal contributions of any kind, bill, legal fees, no fines,
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  Speaker 2: We don't do none of that, paying tickets, nothing, nothing.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I'm just Matthew. It does not change the daddy.
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  Speaker 2: The daddy or the baby has already been determined. Now, women'ses,
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  Speaker 2: that's having this situation. Boo back, women's backtrack and go
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  Speaker 2: through your timeline of these misses so you can see
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  Speaker 2: where you at now if there's any confusion, if I were,
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  Speaker 2: you picked the one with the more money.
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  Speaker 1: He again, appreciate that year.
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  Speaker 2: All right. We got an issue here.
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  Speaker 6: Our eighty three year old sister, Darris Faye had to
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  Speaker 6: get together in her house on yesterday and Sarah some
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  Speaker 6: of the he served, what she said was adult beverages.
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  Speaker 6: He had met a use, made a museler and ensure
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  Speaker 6: and everybody didn't make it to the bathroom. They want
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  Speaker 6: you to actually put her out of the church for this,
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  Speaker 6: this foolishness right here.
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  Speaker 2: But she she served uh met a mussela.
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  Speaker 6: And insure at beverage for drinks and it just got
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  Speaker 6: completely I've been.
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  Speaker 2: At parties like this or they told she told you
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  Speaker 2: they was adult beverages. I was at a party one
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  Speaker 2: time at a senior citizen hall and they was doing.
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  Speaker 11: Castle all shots, get you right.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, And one of them had the dessert. Was you
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  Speaker 2: know how you do ice cream with Baileys on it?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: One of them was doing ice cream with Vic's formula
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  Speaker 2: forty four on it cherry flavor.
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  Speaker 4: That.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta watch old people home. They trick you.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna get you into medicine. Prop him though cast
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  Speaker 2: all shots, Hello, Hello, Hello shot, get that down.
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  Speaker 6: Hand everything. This is an announcement passed out since the freedom.
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  Speaker 6: William said, whomever lost a stack of a hundreds rolled
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  Speaker 6: up in a rubber band inside a paper bag, He said,
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  Speaker 6: she has the rubber band. If you still want it,
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  Speaker 6: I said, you're gonna have the top of that money.
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  Speaker 6: You're gonna have to understand, I understand if you want
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  Speaker 6: this rubber band, we have that. That's just you know,
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  Speaker 6: you gotta take Christians where they at. You know, everybody
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  Speaker 6: ain't full.
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  Speaker 2: Time Christians, you know, at least she's returning the rubber
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  Speaker 2: band in the bag out, and there's a bag in
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  Speaker 2: the rubble band. You never know you might have to
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  Speaker 2: pack a lunch tomorrow or them hundreds is gone, though,
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  Speaker 2: But I do appreciate her form of honesty. She never
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  Speaker 2: said where them hundreds was? Did she?
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  Speaker 9: All?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? Reverend Motown Deacon Death jam with our church
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  Speaker 1: complaints for today. Coming up next, it is Ask the
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  Speaker 1: CLO You're.
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  Speaker 10: Listening morning show.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, comedian Earthquake
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  Speaker 1: will be joining us to talk about his two big
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  Speaker 1: shows in DC this weekend. You don't want to miss that.
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  Speaker 1: Plus this TV show called Johnson and his upcoming Netflix
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  Speaker 1: special Earthquake is busy. That's all at the top of
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: the hour, But right now it is time to ask
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  Speaker 1: the CLO. Our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey visit from
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Shelley and Carrollton Shelley Wrights. I'm a forty four year
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: old married woman and I want a bigger house. My
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: husband wants to renovate our current house. I've sent him
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: listings of houses and he finds something wrong with all
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: of them. How do I convince him that it's time
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: for us to upgrade.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he don't want that financial pressure office. You know,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: you need to see. I understand you want the house
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: and there's nothing wrong with that, and you want to upgrade.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: He's suggesting renovate the house because he don't want the financials. Wait,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: so what you all got to do is a couple
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: of sit down and discuss what his fears are. Now,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: if you can reassure the man that you have saved
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: enough money or you have enough money to make the
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: move without him having to feel, you know, inadequate or
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: like he gonna be under the gun trying to make
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: this note every month and decrease you'all lifestyle, then you
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: can get the house. But you're gonna have to have
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: that conversation with him. I've been in that position back
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: right there before. You I got what you want, I
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: got all that, well, well not not always, but yeah,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: all right, but you got to show me how you
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: got to. You know, I'm gonna do this, I could
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: do that. I'm gonna cut this, I'm gonna do that, Neil,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: you know we can go ahead.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's fair, that's fair, all right. Moving
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  Speaker 1: on to Kiara and Baton Rouge. Kiara writes, my sister
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: called me today to tell me that my husband was
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: hugged up with one of his female friends at the gym.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: He said, it's true. He hadn't seen her in a while,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: so he gave her a bear hug. Should I be
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: okay with this? Since he was honest?
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: They telling it? What's that? I don't? I mean, you know?
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Should I be okay with this? Since he was honest?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: He said, yeah, I did it. I gave her bell hug.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: They was at the gym. There wasn't at the hotel.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: They wasn't not having dinner. He saw her at the gym.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: He told you he gave her a bear hug at
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: the gym. He didn't say, I gave up ball hug.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: And then we laid down behind one of them treadmills,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: you know, went on and reacquainted ourselves with one another.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: You know, he didn't say tell her that part, but
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: it was it was it was nothing else to tell, right,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: you know, it was nothing else to tell, So why
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: make something out of nothing? The man told you his
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: old friend hadn't seen her, gave a bell hug in
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: the gym.
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  Speaker 10: That was.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Wife, If you ain't okay with it? What you're gonna do.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: You're gonna divorce the man for giving his old friend
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: a bad hug at the gym. It's your sister that's
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: creating the damn pro you know, who don't have no
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: man that we can. That's how. That's how y'all act
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: when y'all ain't got no bound you ain't happy for
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: nobody else.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: You mean no, no, no, oh shall if you don't
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: rock pack of dog, the one that holler is the
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: one you hit now talking to you.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: That was a generalization, though, Steve, I'm just saying that
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: all that doesn't always happen in every situation. That way
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Who are not happy for some damn reason don't want
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: you to be happy. That ain't no generalization. You're saying
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: that damn fact. I didn't get to say it. Where
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: to say it come from?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that that's not I hate.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: We were not talking. The letter is about her and
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: her damn we're trying to put this on men. The
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: man is the victim in here who gave his old
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: friend a ball, hugs her miserable ass sister that ain't
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: got no man hewed out here that it says that
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: if you read it, say that what.
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  Speaker 1: If it was reversed and she hugged a male friend
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: of hers and your brother called and told you.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Now because my brother, fat ass ain't got nobody either.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Oh so you'll be cool, you fixed it?
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, it ain't. No, I'll be cool. I'm
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: telling you. People who call and tell it's because they
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: not happy. I don't cats, No, listen to me. Ain't no,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: not necessarily hate people hate. Hateful people hate you, says
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: you're trying to.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Say, Hey, that's gonna hate.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: That's her sister. And she's seen her sister's husband bowed
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: up with another woman.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: She wasn't booed up. He gave the girl a bare hub.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: If y'all in a booth at.
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  Speaker 13: A dinner restaurant that's booed up, holding each other, standing,
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  Speaker 13: standing at the damn counter at the hotel room, kissing
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  Speaker 13: in a public gym, knowing her sister is over there,
• 26:33
  Speaker 13: He knows she over there. All right, we're gonna miss
• 26:37
  Speaker 13: white ass on that same treadmill every week.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: She working out. I switched, I would switch gym.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Wanna stop giving out bear hugs? Yeah, as a married
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: man or you could do that.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, then I have okay, gone to divorce
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: your husband?
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Were moving on, We're moving We're gonna agree to disagree,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: like I said. Aiden in Burbank says, my son's mother
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: is a singer and songwriter. Her new song is about
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: me and how she will love me forever. My wife
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: thinks I'm sleeping with her, but I'm not. I can't
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: control what this crazy lady sings about. How can my
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: wife blame me for this?
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: We go again about it? Know the woman? Why is
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: this hellpa singing about you?
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Question?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Mark now here? This man at the house? Ain't she
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: a singer and a songwriting a song about her new song?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Always love you for.
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: All of my life?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Listen to me. I have never stopped loving.
• 28:10
  Speaker 10: You, so.
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  Speaker 2: I always have you all.
• 28:20
  Speaker 11: In my head.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Because we should have been together for I know you are,
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: but oh no, but now you left me for the
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: the head fun all baby, I'm gonna brush your windle.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: What happens, I'm gonna this your tires in your house
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: on fire? But stop your windshielded.
• 29:09
  Speaker 11: At this time.
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  Speaker 2: I see you.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: At the top of the hour right after this, you're
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: listening morning.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Show hight everybody, welcome back. As promise, we got a
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: special guest on the show. He don't need no introduction,
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: but we're gonna give him one anyway. I've known this
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: brother since almost the beginning of my career, before he
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: even had his career. He was a naval officer. He
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: came up to my door at a hotel. You know,
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I was staying at one of them hotels in Mobile,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Alabama where you could see the door from the parcket lot,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: and he came and knocked on the door to introduce himself.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: He didn't know that I had a fourteen inch fishing
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: knife behind my back, ready to stab him if necessary.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: It wasn't necessary. He introduced himself and we have been
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: friends ever since. Ladies and gentlemen. He is. He is
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: a comedians comedian. He is one of the all time greats.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: He is the house rocker I'm talking about bringing tears.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: He's just one of us. He's an actor.
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: He's got two big shows in DC this weekend at
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: the MGM National Harbor, and he's got a TV show
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: called Johnson's which is on Bounce TV. And he's gonna
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: do his second next Freak comedy special coming up soon.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Let's get to it, Lady Jennifer, the one and only,
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: the legendary earth quake, earthquake.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Let's me down in the ground because that was the
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: huart you let me go. Yeah, Let'm going, Craig.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you something, man, What made you in
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: the middle of the night come up to my room
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: in mobile and just knock on the door.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: They was about to put me out the military, so
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: I had to do something.
• 31:17
  Speaker 9: I was out.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: They teund out I wasn't no real sold because the
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: war broke out. I said, I don't mind practicing for
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: the war, y'all fight for real. I could have pay
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: that homie and shot him, so I had to find
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: another job, the gig. The gig was up. I told him.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: I joined the military to get out my mother house.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: I could have stayed in DC to get shot at.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: So said, let me go knock on this man's doing.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: I asked him about this comedy make because he was
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: so great. And I knocked at the door and Steve
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: had a knife. I'm telling now, brother, this was in peace.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: I know I knew what which room I was in
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: because the door faced the parking lot that I was
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: the headliner.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: But you know, all right, mon, I'm gonna you wont
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: to chip in the cricket in that hotel. Bro Jesus
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: show was Yeah, hey man, it's been a it's been
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: a great friendship.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Man. I appreciate you man, always standing up from and everything.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: So let's get to it. We got two big shows
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: this weekend at the MGM Grand at the National Harbor
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: up in DC. What can the audience expect quite what
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: you taught me?
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: One hundred percent, number number one.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Hit the SA all that number one.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Baby, number one. You know if you was my next
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: one special about the new number one hitting nothing right,
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: nothing but number one, number one, number one Joses Jose.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: That works no matter what happened. You taught me that
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: long time ago. Put the ones in their face like
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: a straight jam. So it's always for it to come
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: home and for all my family members. You're not supporting
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: me by looking for cop pickures not tickets a bit
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: and it could to be home, man, it should to
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: be home. And thank you for everything. And Steve, I
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: just won't let you know, man, you know, let's show
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: the family is and doctor whom I like him too.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: I'm just letting y'all know Steve has never been at
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: ten thousand. Now I say Steve. We said Steve sixty
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: seven thousand dollars in ninety two. In ninety two, Uptown
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Comedy's going and he stole out some shows tonight. And
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: when they wrote me that check for sixty seven, Gary
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: had due game Ado. I didn't even know that money
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: was in comedy. I said, I ain't looking for no
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: more job.
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: Hey, quite, Joe.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you what. Quake had a comedy club
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: with this dude named Gary Opto down in Atlanta, Okay,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: And they used to hire me, but I did door
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: dim And so what I would do I would jump
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: on the radio down there. Because I was the creator
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: of black radio Nights in comedy. I started that in
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: eighty six. I take full credit for that. Don't nobody
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: know that, But I started black radio nights. I did
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: four shows a night at Quakes Club when I got that,
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Thursday night I would do two. Friday night was full,
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Saturday night was full, and Sunday night was four. Quake
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: am I line line four, and I took and I
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: did a dough deal. Y'all get a piece of the dough.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I get a piece of the dough. Now, I'm gonna
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: get the majority of this dough, but you can have
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: all the drinks and chicken wings you can sell. And
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Gary Objoone wrote me a check for sixty seven thousand dollars.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Wow. We called Steve Harvey's deal Ivory sot the dough.
• 35:01
  Speaker 9: Show.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: We took the note man and showed that I was
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: the true story. The first day he came there, it
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: was fifty people in the audier. He said, send them home,
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Steve Harvey, don't do a show for fifty people. What
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: are you talking about this? Come pick me up. We're
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: going through the radio show radio station. That's why I
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: learned to do radio. He got on the radio and
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: stayed on there with Mike and Carroll, did four hours
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: in the radio, and he showed out all the shows
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: by the time we got back in the car. Know
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: back then he showed me how to do it the
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: power radio. So he was telling the truth. He even
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: showed the power radio being a comedian, and it was
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: a beautiful level. And I've been eating off of every sin.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Quake. Stay right there, man, when we come back, we're
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: gonna talk a little bit more about the upcoming show
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: at the MGM Harbor and we're gonna talk about this
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: TV show y'all got on bounce called The Brothers. We'll
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: be right back, but more with Earthquake right after this.
• 36:02
  Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Hey, y'all, we back our special guests this morning's Earthquake.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: On my way out, I said they got this TV
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: show we're gonna talk about Harbor Brothers. The actual name
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: of the show was Johnson's but I'm old school, so Brothers.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Johnson was a very famous group, which is the people
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: who write the song for Hirley Strouperry Letter. That's where
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: we got it from. Special guest this morning is the legend,
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: the living legend, comedians, comedians. Everybody loved his boy and
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: respect it because he hadn't done it the same way
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: the whole damn time. Earthquake is in the building. Quake.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: We're talking about your two big shows this weekend in
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: DC at the MGM Grand National Harbor. Want everybody to
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: get out and get the tickets. He's also said family
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: members supporting him is not getting comp tickets. Get that
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: out the way. But now quake, let's talk about this man.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: You've got a TV show called the Johnson's it's on
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Bounce TV. It's about four best friends that had the
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: same last name Johnson. Your character is dating one of
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: the guys. Mama, fuck god, quake. You want to tell
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: us about the showing what's wrong with you?
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: I'm not wrong with it, man, Mama need love, understand Mama.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Boys I told him, I said, look here, man, don't
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: just keep knocking on the door, coming over here without
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: letting us know you coming, because me and Mama's be
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: having a good time. It's something you can get out
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: of the house, eating up all the stirring and everything.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: This is my woman. Now your mama can your mama
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: with me? And I have to love to know you
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: know the light kit brother have a hard time, let
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: me mama go. Had to break them up. So look here, man,
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: me and your mama having a good down and I
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: scoop her up like a good job, you understand, and
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: showed her the fine of things that life. She had
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: given it up on life until I came back down
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: to say now the Lord had blessed me one more time.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Hey man, hey quick, let me.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Ask this question. Who all's on the show? Man? Who
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: else is on the show with you?
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: That oh man, there's four brothers. Man, these brothers are
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: all together and Thomas Jones is about four of them
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: and they put me on the show. Stay is the
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: one that hooked me up with wrong And I love
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: the show brother because it has four brothers. That's something
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: that we as men got to do more. Heth East
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: want to accountable take each other because you know, back
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: in the day, you do something hell your boy, he'll
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: support you, but he'll pull you to the side. May Man,
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: that was wrong? Man, what is wrong with you? Don't
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: do that? And that's what the show does. It holds
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: all of them accountable for each other, and I love
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: it and it gives a black man perspective on all
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: different kinds of ways because we're not monalyptic. It's different
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: ways of being black men. We are not the thing
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: and all four are totally different. But they got great friendship.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: So that's what I love about the show.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: All right, y'all. The TV show is called Johnson for
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: check it out. It's on Bounce TV. Here's the main
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: thing you need to know this weekend at the MGM
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: National Harbor in d C. Ladies and gentlemen, that damn
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: earthquake is in the building. Be there, don't miss it.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: He's a house record. Ladies, show you love for earthquake? Yes,
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: side you keep doing it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 10: Man, you're listening Morning show.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen. She is here on this Monday, sister.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: What I do the morning is?
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Everyone?
• 39:46
  Speaker 11: What do you want?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: What is you talking about today?
• 39:48
  Speaker 9: Year?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you're here, sister Odell, because we got
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: a letter, uh a few you're welcome a few days
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: ago from a lady that's pretty upset because her church
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: has a v I peace sections, like the first four
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: rows of the church are you know, roped off for
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: vi ps. And she's like that, she's not in it.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: So have you heard of a VIP section at church?
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: There?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: They had at a church, you know, so people can
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: come in there and get in and out the service
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: and steal worship. But this woman is mad at it.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: She ain't no vi P, yes, ma'am.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: And she was should she change churches or you know,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: give more money.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: And they were going and change. You ain't finna get
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: You ain't gonna get up there. Oh you mean in
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: the wall where they had a section based on what
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: you do?
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, ma'am, Yes, Polly.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: You won't send a VIP section, then you gotta go,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you know, come up
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: with some hope. You know, you got you got to
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: extend yourself a little bit sweety other than that. But
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: just let them people do that. You ain't got no
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: more money. You you sitting in the back.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: But she's feeling like she's not one. And she's been
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: a member of for like ten years.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Deal well, and and they and they looking at the roll,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: calling what you've been giving and everything, and that to
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: ten years your chance back at the door.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: But as the mother of the church, this rodella, should
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: church be based on that how much you give?
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Now, we shouldn't be based on that at all. A
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: person all to be able to come to church and sit,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: why they won't, Yes, give as you will, I may
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: that's the way that the Lord. But then the Bible
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: says the Lord, a cheer forgive, forgive, am'am.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: But that ain't just talking about money, though, sweeten. That's
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: talking about kindness spread and the word a cheer forgiver,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: you know, her loving handshake, a listening ill. That's what
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: the Bible means. A cheer forgive for it.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Don't just me can't yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Any churches down here, they're trying to come up on
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: to come up preach deal.
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: I sit.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I let me tell you something. When I go to church,
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: I say, it's in the VIP section. I wish you
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: would come over there and tell me to move.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Well do you give? I mean you must give a lot,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: because you have to give a certain amount to sit there?
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: I give what I give what I give? Ain't you
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: be oh that were back at square war? What does
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: you mean with the square water? Who is you talking to?
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Cause I'm just saying you said the lady needed to
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: give more to see them from But you said you
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: could be VI I P.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: And they don't need to know what you've given, which
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I agree with.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: By the boy, Well, I'm not. I'm just talking about
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: for me.
• 42:28
  Speaker 11: Oh, yes, ma'am.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: I got you.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I'm an old jes for Christ.
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: This lady.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: What does you say, Tommy? I say, are you v
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: I P? I didn't know if you were listen question.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: I'm onet of the top Christians in the world today.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Rank yourself.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: I'm wanted the top Christians in the world today. It
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: ain't whole. That's a Christians bigger to Let me tell
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: you something. The last Christian I thought was bigger than me,
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: the last Christian, and I thought we had more pulled
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: in me? What more after that? More out about down
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: for nobody. I told Billy Graham back up one time,
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: be I picked it out in my face, I said,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: why I want to sit. I wouldn't change one no
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: time I got that late because bro the brust van
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: broke down to pick me up. There wasn't no seats left.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't sending the pulpit. I dag you to come
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: up here.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: But you know they do know how much you give
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: since Sodel they keep records, you know, when you put
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: it on your uh uh they record that how much
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: you give your tithes for the year and all of that.
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: Uh huh.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: They posted it posted and see what happened. Put put
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: put O'Dell name on the bullet can board and see
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: what happened to me?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Because you know they have some time.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Take that stick pin and we'll be playing pin and
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: tail on the dunket. Because I'll tell you right now
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: after the dead on your ass if you try to
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: put my name up on it up on the tip bowling.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: We're not gonna do that, yes, ma'am. But sweet to
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: that twee in a law.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Next the nephew and the prank phone call right after this,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you sister o'dale for setting.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Up last winter.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show coming up at about four
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. It is my strawberry letter for
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: today and the subject is my boyfriend can't tolerate much. Okay,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: we'll get into that, find out what that's all about,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: and just a fuse me right now, Right now, the
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Nephew, what
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: you got.
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna throw this one out there for earthquake y'all.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: This one right here is I want to date your mama.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: Oh this TV chef, that's what he's doing on his
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: TV show.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: I want to date your mama.
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: Wow, Okay, just need love to I want to date
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: your mama.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: You gotta say it like that, you have to.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Every every young man had a crush on one of
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: his boys. Mama. This just happened going up you just yeah.
• 45:13
  Speaker 8: Did you?
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: We ain't never had no crush on our mama. Evil friends. Mama,
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: no dog no, no, we was kids in the sixties.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Was in the sixties. Ain't nobody like man and mama.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody likes butch Mama, We ain't we ain't a
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: man in But man. You gotta be genting man down there,
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: down there with miss Calhoun. You gotta be crazy with
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: the girl along sitting up there with the stockings rolled
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: down by her ankle with a house coat on. Yeah,
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: we didn't have a man. I want to date your mama.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: I want to date your mama. Let's go get Hello.
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns.
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: This is James. This is her son.
• 46:12
  Speaker 9: How you doing, man? My name is Gordon Gordon. I
• 46:15
  Speaker 9: just recently joined the church, man within the last month,
• 46:17
  Speaker 9: and I was trying to get in touch with Miss Burns.
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: One of the members gave me a number, but I
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: guess they must have gave me the wrong number. I
• 46:23
  Speaker 9: guess it's is this a home number or what is this?
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: Hold? Hello? Who who is this again?
• 46:29
  Speaker 9: My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: At the church.
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, this is this your number?
• 46:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Man, this is my phone number. I'm James I'm
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: a son.
• 46:39
  Speaker 9: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right?
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 46:41
  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get
• 46:43
  Speaker 9: in touch with Mss Burns. Now, is do you ever
• 46:46
  Speaker 9: a cell or a home number? Something I can get
• 46:47
  Speaker 9: in touch with Mss Barnes.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: Wait till I tell me to tell you your name
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: is what Gordon? Gordon?
• 46:53
  Speaker 9: Gordon not just joined the church, man, so I might
• 46:56
  Speaker 9: not have met you yet, James.
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: Okay, Well God bless you man.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: Maniate it anyway I could get your mom's home number
• 47:03
  Speaker 9: from me.
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: I mean you just joined the church. I mean I
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: don't I don't see why you wouldn't be able to
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: talk to her. I mean, is there anything that is
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: there a message I could pass on to it?
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 47:14
  Speaker 9: Well? Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's
• 47:17
  Speaker 9: all right for uh for me to take her out.
• 47:21
  Speaker 9: I've been seeing her for the last.
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: Hold Hold up, hold up, hold up, holdo, ho tell
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: about that you You were just sending you a new member
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: to the church, and somebody gave you or they were
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: attempting to give you my mother's number, and you're asking
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: me if you could take an out.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her
• 47:40
  Speaker 9: phone number. I guess they give me your number by mistake.
• 47:43
  Speaker 9: You know, that's my reason for car I thought I
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: was gonna get her. I want to take her out,
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: you know, maybe to dinner or something.
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: Well, I'll be quite honest me, I just came back
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: home from overseas, from fighting and everything.
• 47:52
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: And uh, I mean, you know, my pops just passed
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: I ain't too keen on my mom. I'm going out
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: with somebody. And besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey,
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: she in her sixties?
• 48:05
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Old are you?
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 48:07
  Speaker 9: I'm thirty six?
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: The hell out of here? You how old?
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing?
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: You do realize my mom is pushing sixty?
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 48:17
  Speaker 9: Well, you know what, man, I look at it like James, Right, James,
• 48:20
  Speaker 9: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't
• 48:23
  Speaker 9: number but the number, man, It wasn't in your heart? Man,
• 48:25
  Speaker 9: And how you carry yourself? You know?
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah? But mother? Hey, hey, but my mom ain't no
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: cougar like that. And I know she ain't coming after
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: you right now? I remember telling me that she tried
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: some new things at this church, but going out with
• 48:37
  Speaker 7: some thirty thirty. How are you you do a baby
• 48:41
  Speaker 7: man like I'm thirty.
• 48:43
  Speaker 9: I'm thirty six.
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man, ain't
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: nowhere in the world. My mama gonna be danged.
• 48:49
  Speaker 9: Okay, okay, things, James. Let me tell you this man. First,
• 48:52
  Speaker 9: I ain't even know if calling you. Second of all,
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: I'm calling to speak with her. I'm not calling trying
• 48:56
  Speaker 9: to get permission from you.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Ms.
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: Burns is a grown woman. Decide?
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: Whoa whoa? Whoa talking about that? I don't think you
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: here of me, man. I just came back from fighting
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: over see. My pops passed away not too long ago.
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: I am the man of the house. Let's get that
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: straight right now, all right. I don't care if I'm
• 49:13
  Speaker 7: still living at.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Home or not.
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling
• 49:16
  Speaker 7: to ask my mama on a date? Yeah, you might
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: as well just stick to church, dog, because you know,
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: as I said, be blessed. But it ain't gonna be
• 49:24
  Speaker 7: no blessing from me to you. I tell you that
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: right now.
• 49:28
  Speaker 9: Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.
• 49:31
  Speaker 9: You might not I'm glass, but I respect the fact
• 49:36
  Speaker 9: that you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay,
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: But if I decide I want to speak to Miss
• 49:41
  Speaker 9: Burns about going out, I think Miss Burns has every
• 49:44
  Speaker 9: right to decide if she would like to go out
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: with Gordon or not. And Gordon wants to take her out.
• 49:49
  Speaker 7: I took her up. Hold up, look, brother, I don't
• 49:52
  Speaker 7: care how old you say you are, all right, Number one,
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: you're too young, as I already mentioned. Al Right, this
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: thing going down where you mama, I'm straight up, hey man,
• 50:02
  Speaker 7: that's for your mama to decide. No, No, you bringing
• 50:06
  Speaker 7: up my mama. You letting the word your mama come
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up, all right.
• 50:11
  Speaker 7: I don't know where you're from. I don't get how
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: old you are.
• 50:14
  Speaker 9: I'm pretty sick.
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: I know what church my mama go to, and it
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: ain't gonna be her, and you you ain't gonna be
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: asking her out, all right. I don't give what it take.
• 50:23
  Speaker 7: I would show up on Sunday, catch up in the
• 50:27
  Speaker 7: pul pit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in the
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: back in the choir. It don't matter. Something is going down.
• 50:32
  Speaker 7: You wire not gonna get with my mama like that.
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: You got that.
• 50:35
  Speaker 9: That's up for your mama to decide if your mama
• 50:38
  Speaker 9: want to go out with me to have dinner. I
• 50:39
  Speaker 9: ain't nothing wrong.
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: With this, man, I'm deciding it right now. It ain't
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: gonna happen. I told you before thee blessed or get
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: your whoop. You got two choices, all right. I didn't fight.
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: Let's season three years to come back and also deal
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: with my daddy dying and then come back. Man, I'm
• 50:57
  Speaker 7: suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know what I'm gonna
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: do unless you.
• 51:01
  Speaker 9: Want to get it like that, something from what a
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release all
• 51:08
  Speaker 9: that on you got that one? I don't play hey, man, listen,
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: I don't want no trouble.
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: It don't matter to me.
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: You can quant you, okay, Look man, listen, I ain't
• 51:18
  Speaker 9: trying to have no trouble out you.
• 51:19
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 51:19
  Speaker 9: All I'm finna say is this right here. I'ma I
• 51:22
  Speaker 9: talk to you mama on Sunday.
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: Okay, you ain't gonna talk to me?
• 51:25
  Speaker 12: Are you not hearing me.
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: Many going crazy right now? Okay, can I say this?
• 51:30
  Speaker 9: Can I say one more thing to you? Man? Before
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: you explode? You ain't got nothing else to say. I
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: got one more thing before you explode. Man, Is you listening?
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: Man, James?
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: What hey?
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 51:40
  Speaker 9: I want to tell you this man. This is nephew
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your Mama, I
• 51:48
  Speaker 9: got me the brank palle call you.
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: Hit the out of here.
• 51:54
  Speaker 9: This is who hey man, This is nephew Tommy from
• 51:57
  Speaker 9: the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 51:59
  Speaker 9: Your mama. When she said my son been overseas, he've
• 52:02
  Speaker 9: been fighting, I'm glad to have him home, she said,
• 52:04
  Speaker 9: we got that back in the spirit of laughing. Man,
• 52:08
  Speaker 9: my mama, are you are you kidding me?
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Mad? We got you good.
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: We listen to this show overseas.
• 52:15
  Speaker 9: Man. First of all, I got to say thank you
• 52:18
  Speaker 9: for fighting for this country. I want to ask you
• 52:20
  Speaker 9: one more thing. What is the baddest and I mean
• 52:23
  Speaker 9: the baddest radio show in the lane?
• 52:25
  Speaker 7: Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey More than Show. Get
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: it over season in the States though. Thanks man, there
• 52:31
  Speaker 7: you have it.
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: That's the Monday prank of the day. Okay, Monday Prank
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: of the Day. I want to date your mama. Bring
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: your mom, Hey, bring your mama out to Buffalo, Baby Buffalo.
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: It's going down this weekend. Tickets on sale. Yeah, Nephew,
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam Saturday, August thirty first at
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: the Shade Performing Art Center at the Shade Performing Art Center.
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: So bring your mama and your auntie and your daddy,
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: everybody you want to bring and come hang out with
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: the Nephew. We're gonna have a whole lot of fun.
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: Laying in the cut is Augusta, Georgia, Friday, September sixth.
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: I hollered at my boy Fats, Minnesota Fats. We talked
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: the other day. Big ups to you man, a legend
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: in the game in the radio world. War be down
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: there real soon to Augusta, Georgia, Friday, septim of the
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: six all right, And then, of course, I let y'all
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: know the house Party Comedy Jam is going down in Colombia.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: Dob Caca lock here. That's the Women's Empowerment House Party
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: Comedy Jam. The Nephew is coming there and that will
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: be September twenty.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you coming up next my Strawberry
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Letter and the subject is my boyfriend can't tolerate much.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this.
• 53:44
  Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: It's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you
• 53:50
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• 54:00
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• 54:03
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• 54:04
  Speaker 10: You never know.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: It could be yours.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry letta.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Subject my boyfriend can't tolerate much.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a twenty seven year old female
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: and I just got out of a ten year relationship
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: that was going nowhere. Now I'm dating a twenty year old,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: twenty nine year old man that pursued me for a
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: few years. He was there for me after my breakup,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: so I got used to him being around. I want
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: to get your advice before I fall for the wrong
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: man again. He works as a manager of two movie theaters,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: and he runs his mobile detailing business on the side.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: He's also a really good cook, but I can't get
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: him to cook anything spicy. That's a red flag number one.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Because I'm from the South and we love a little
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: heat on our food. I can deal with him not
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: liking spicy foods, but there are some other things that
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I love and he hates. He said he cannot tolerate
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: scary movies, roller coasters, water slides, bugs, or cold air conditioning.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: I am not an overly adventurous person, but I do
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: like to live a little and I like for my
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: house to be cold. He's constantly swatting away small flying bugs,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: and he accidentally swiped me across the nose really hard.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I don't get it. Even when we're intimate. It's a problem.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: He's really robotic, and he likes to call me a
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: take charge kind of woman, but I don't want to
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: be in control in the bedroom. He says he likes
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: to see what I can do, but heck, I want
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: to see what he can do. He has the right
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: tools to excel at it, but for some reason he's
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: holding back. He told me that he prefers to keep
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: his pace. It's too slow for me. I am so
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: sick of hearing about things he doesn't like. There are
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: things I don't like, but I compromised with him. My
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: picking skills are bad, so please help me. It is
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: best to keep an open mind and compromise to keep
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: him Is it best to keep an open mind and
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: compromise to keep him happy? Or is it time to
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: put this man in the friend zone? You move fast,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: don't you. It depends on what you want. I mean,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I think you're rushing things. Your picking skills are bad
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: because you don't give yourself time after a breakup. You
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: just got out of a relationship, a ten year relationship.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: You didn't give your chance, yourself a chance to breathe,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: and most importantly, you didn't give yourself time to reflect
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: on the breakup so you can learn what happened, learn
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: about yourself. You were in it for ten years. One
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: thing you did get right is that relationships are about compromise.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: You guys don't have to like all the same things
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: your individuals. You like roller coasters, you like spicy foods,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: warter slides and all that. He doesn't like. That that's okay,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: It's okay. You know you're the only one in the
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: relationship trying to compromise, so that can be a problem. Okay,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I think you need to take time out to be
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: with just you so you can figure out what you
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: really want. I mean, this guy may not be the
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: guy for you after all, because I don't think this
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: is it. You have way too many complaints about this guy, Steve.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: This is a letter that this woman wrote, the letter
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: that doesn't really understand how to be in a relationship.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're looking for, but you seem
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: to be overlooking some great qualities and you offended by
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: some really small qualities. So let me show you what
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: I mean. Twenty seven year old female got out of
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: a ten year relationship that was going nowhere. So you've
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: been with somebody since you was seventeen, so obviously you
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: don't know much about because you was in a relationship
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: that was going nowhere. So that's your example of a relationship.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: You got ten years of that, and most of that
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: you really weren't that big of an adult to begin with.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: So just you really just now should be trying to
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: find your I recommend highly that you spend some time
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: alone because you need to get to know yourself. Because
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: I don't understand the letter. You're dating this twenty two
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: year old guy that pursued you for years. He was
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: there for you after the breakup, so you got used
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: to him being around. See that. I want to get
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: your advice before I fall for the room. He works
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: as a manager of two movie theaters and he runs
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: his mobile detailing business on the side. You, ma'am, are
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: dating a hustler, a hard working hustler. The man run
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: two movie theaters and he has a mobile detailing business
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: on the side. This brother trying to come up. He
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: putting it in. That's what you want to find in
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: a man. He's also a really good cook, another great,
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: great quality. But I can't get him to cook anything spicy.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: That's a red flag. What wait a minute. He's a
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: really good cook, but you can't get him to cook
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: nothing spicy. So that's a red flag. Because I'm from
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: the South and we love a little heat on our food.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: No we don't. I'm from the country. I don't like
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: how to ask food not spicy. I don't. So you
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: trip it because the man is a great cook, but
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: you can't get him to make nothing spicy. Get you
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: some crunched pepper flakes, some pepper and some hot sauce
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: on the table, and when he cook it, spice it
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: up all you want. They got tabasco, They got all
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: kinds of stuff. You can make this thing spicy as
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: you want. What's wrong with you? I can deal with
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: him not liking spicy foods, but there's some other things
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: I love that he hates. He can't tolerate scary movies.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: I don't go to no down ever since the Exorcists.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: I ain't went to a scary movie since I don't
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: do scary movies. I don't understand it. Roller coasters. I
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: don't ride no damn roller coast. I don't like water slides.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: For what, I can't swim, and when I go down
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: the slide, it throw you into too much damn water.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: I don't do water slides. He don't like bugs or
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: cold air conditioning. I don't like cold air conditioning neither.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Now I kill all the bugs that's in my house.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not running from a bug. But you didn't pay
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: no rich you're not staying here. So now you gonna
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: stop dating a man cause a that girl. Bye all Rye.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Hang on, Steve, we'll have part two. Of your response
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour today
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter, subject my boyfriend can't tolerate much. We'll get
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening hard morning show.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend can't tolerate much.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: This sister right here has been in a ten year
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: relationship that she got out of going nowhere. So she's
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: in a relationship from seventeen to twenty seven. So you
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: haven't even You don't even know yourself yet. You are
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: just now at the age of earning who you are.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: I suggest this woman spend some time alone. But she's
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: dating the guy that pursued her for years after she
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: broke up. He was therefore, she got used to him,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: so now she's dating him. There's a lot of stuff
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: she don't like about him. You know, he's a manager
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: at two movie theaters. He runs his mobile detailing buzziness
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: on the side. I think he's a great guy, think
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: he's a hustler. He's also a really good cook, but
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: I can't get him to cook anything spicy, So that's
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: a red flag. Lady, By give me the man that's
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: a really good cook. Now you got a problem with
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: him because y'all from the South, and y'all like heat
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: on your food, and you can't get him cook nothing spicy.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Get your ass a bottle of franks, some bulls eyes,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: some trappers, get your ass, some tabasco. Get your ass
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: some red crush pepper flakes and put it on the
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: table with some pepper. And then when he make his food,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: you can make your spicyes. You want a spicy but
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: he a good cook. You can't get none spicy. So
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: that's a red flag for you. I can deal with him,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: not like a spidery, but it's some other things I
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: love and he hates. He can't tolerate scary movie me either.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: I don't even watch scary movies. When I watch movie,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: I don't like him no more. What on? I don't
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: like it, and I'm not scared. I just don't like
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: for what he don't like roller coasters me either. I
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: don't go ride on nothing. All my money fall out
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: of my pocket. Time for that water slides? What's at
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: the end of the water slide? Some more damn water.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: Now I'm already struggling on this slide. Now you're gonna
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: throw me into a pool of water. I don't swim
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: that good. I don't like no damn water slide. He
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: don't like bugs. I kill every bug just in my house.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: I let nothing live. And he don't like cold air condition.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Marjorie and her mama love that house cold. I be
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: walking around with a hoodie on all kinds of stuff.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: She ain't looking. I cut it up. I am not
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: an overly and I'm not an overly adventurous person, but
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: I do like a little, uh live a little and
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: I like for my house to be cold. He constantly
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: swatting away small flying bugs, and he accidentally hits you
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: on the face real hard. I don't get it even
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: when when I hear the problem, though you don't when
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: he intimate it's a problem. He's really robotic, and he
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: likes to call me a take charge kind of woman.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: But I don't want to be in control in the bedroom.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: He said he likes to see what I can do,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: but heck, I want to see what he could do. Okay,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: that's fair, that's fair. I understand that he says he
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: likes I want to see what he can do. He
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: has the right tools to excel at it, but for
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: some reason he hold him back. So obviously you're not
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: complaining about nothing. He just robots. He got everything he needs.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Why are you complaining? He got, you know, show him
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: what you want and then see if y'all can't work
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: through it. He said, he liked to keep his pace.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: It's too slow for me. See you too much. You
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: was with that dude for ten years. Y'all in here
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: like two bunny rabbits. Now you met a man that's robotic.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: That might be a better way to do it. But
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: you in that where you the energize a bunny when
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: you were in there got well, okay, don't nobody going
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: to all that?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: What's that noise?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: You?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: What's that saying? You're that's like a little baby that camera?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Don't nobody want all that? Damn it slowed down. I
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: am so sick of hearing about things he don't like. Well,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: if he's a complainer, yes, but if he just doesn't
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: see eye to eye when you on a couple of things,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: like Shirley said, there is a compromise. He don't like
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: scary movies. Okay, you go to scared movies. Let him watch.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: What do you want to watch. You know, he ain't
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: got it good that you like spicy food. Put our
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: sauce on yours. He don't like roller coasters, Go by yourself.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: He don't like water slides. He don't want to go
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: down now go to the beach. Damn anyway, things I
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: don't like. But I'm but I compromised with him. My
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: picking skills are so bad you or you ain't pick
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: for one, So please help me. Is it best to
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: keep an open mind and compromise to keep him happy?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Or is it time to put this man in the
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: friend zone? Lady? I think is time for you to
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: find yourself, discover who you really are. You need to
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: spend some time with yourself because all you do is
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: you want to be with somebody. You was in a
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: relationship for ten years. Now you're gonna jump into another one.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Why don't you stay by yourself sometimes, discover what you
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: want and then learn how to be in a relationship,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: because all you're gonna do the same thing gonna happen.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: You want your cold house cold, You like bugs flying around,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: You want to ride at rolland coasty. Your ass got
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: to go down the water slide. I like hot ass food. Well,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be eating by your damn self.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Carrie movie.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Everybody sitting up in here, so you gonna watch some
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: scary movies. We get two TVs going in there. Go
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: on there and holler your ass off if you want to.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: I'm watching the game. So this man can really cook,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: real good. He could work. He run two movie theaters,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: and he got a mobile detail car. And you're gonna
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: throw him away. And he a really good cook. He
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: don't treat you wrong, and he take his time when
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: he's in the bedroom. Well, going back and get Jack Flash,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: the dude you used to date. But obviously he had
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: a much faster pace. And that's what y'all got, was it?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: But Jack Flatten? But now y'all ain't together no more?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: You in here, you know, so see a lot of
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: times you got to remember why you broke up with
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: the person you broke up with. He made a little
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: real fast. He probably couldn't cook now, y'all on the
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: roller coaster, Holland, but y'all can't stand each other.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Lady, all right, Steve, thank you. You can comment on
• 1:06:42
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• 1:06:50
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• 1:06:54
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• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: it's Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this you're listening
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: morning show, It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Junior,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: what do you have for us this morning?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 12: Well, you know, it's the last week of preseason football
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 12: and bow Knicks has been named the starter for the
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 12: Denver Broncos.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: Congratulations of boat Knicks.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 11: You know, rookie starting.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: No nobody know him.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 11: We from Morton.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: He's a quarterback out of working. He's like David. Don't
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: nobody know him.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 12: He got drafted, Yeah, he got drafted. But also congratulations
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 12: of Jade and Daniels. He would be the starting quarterback
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 12: for the Washington Commanders. You know he's a rookie, he's
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 12: the second draft pick. He's second, he's the second pick
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 12: of the draft this year.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 11: I know you don't him out a l s U.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 11: I know you don't hear.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 12: The problem is, though, still at Pittsburgh, who do we start.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 12: We still don't have an idea of who we start.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 12: Mike Tomas was gonna start Russell Wilson or justin fields.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 12: They still in a debate by this epic.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Wow, well that's not a problem for us.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's what it is.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: So long, I don't give a damn who they start.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: What is the little temperament for?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 12: Because it's just just.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: Because And I'm a Browns fan. I already know what's
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: gonna happen.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: Man already, Man already who playing for the Browns?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Who's starting over there? Gonna be ready for Red one?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: And now we ain't seen him all year, willn't know
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: what's gonna happen. Have y'all giving him a massage? Y'all
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: trying to at least getting ready for.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 11: Wow, y'all lost of the Seahawks.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Y'all lost in the Seahawks. Brown you know Deshaun Washing
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: didn't play, So yeah, it's preseason. It don't count. Okay,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: what's your record winning? What's y'all's record in the preseason?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 11: Two and one?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: Okay? Cool? Not what y mean? What you want to say?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: What's the Browns record in the preseason?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 11: If don't nobody care about the Browns?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: But you we don't we going to the super Bowl?
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 11: I don't know what you' offen?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Do we going to Superhay boy boy, listen today, your
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: ass ain't going to know super Bowl? Yes we are. Hey, listen,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: I'm putting on the red right now that I'm just
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: telling you just let it. Let me put it on
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: the record right now, say that chance it's not going
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: to the super Bowl. I'm just gonna tell you that
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Cleveland ain't. How much did you want to bet right
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: now that the Texans ain't going to the super Bowl?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: How much you want to best? Five hundred dollars? Yeah?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 11: Me and time put your fie.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: Of money up A thousand dollars.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 11: Thousand, thousand dollars, a thousand dollars, thousand.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Dollars, thousand dollars. Now when they don't go to the
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: super Bowl, give me my damn money. I'm gonna give
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: it to you.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 11: Don't we get to you, But we ain't have to
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 11: get to it cause we going by the hell?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Get you going on, bro?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 12: Just reaching your pocket and hold on, Jay, Let make
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 12: sure it's is it thousand, five hundred past for me
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 12: in June and.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 10: I got to go.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: You all you off the air coming up more of
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, this person needs
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: some advice. This is from Cash and Lakeland. Cash says,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I'm in a leadership role at my job. My younger
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: sister works in another division. Her supervisor is a friend
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: of mine, and he thinks he can talk to me
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: about my sister's job performance. She's young and it's her
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: first job, so he needs to cut her some flack.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: But I can't ask him to do that without sounding
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: like I'm asking him for favoritism. And I can't tell
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: her to step up and do better because I've seen
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: that she's actually trying. I don't want to shatter her confidence.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: What's the best way to handle the situation with my
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: friend and sister at work?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: So if he your friend and that your sister played
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: a friend in his sister, carr mm, tell your boy
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: to help you out. Man, make sure she's successful in
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: a job. If she needs some advice, pull it to
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: the side. If she needs to improve, let me know
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: and I can bring it to her. But let's all
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: keep you keep each other happy. What's the matter with that?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: But people do that all the time. What are you
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: trying to keep the lines drawed in the sand fall?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: That's it's called nepotism. That's why you have people in
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: the high position. Let me tell you something. Once you
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: get out of college, it ain't got nothing to do
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: with your degree. It's who you know. This relationship. That's
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: how you make money. Keep the relationship alive on them.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? What's all the rules you're coming
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: up with? He my friend. I don't want to ask him,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: no favorite. She my sister. I see sit trying. Boy,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: get your ass out that corporate mindset and act black
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  Speaker 2: and do like I told you, let your blackness out.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Send them the following. All these dumb ass rules stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we have time.
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  Speaker 2: I wants to get fired man, please please, and left
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  Speaker 2: that have it done.
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  Speaker 11: Right, That's that's the whole purpose.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, we have time for another one.
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  Speaker 2: Steve.
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  Speaker 1: This is from Lola and Tuskegee. Lola says, this Christmas,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: we had planned to go to Colorado with his family
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  Speaker 1: and my family. There was going to be fourteen of us.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: My husband's parents told us if they're not going unless
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: they get the primary bedroom in the main house. We're
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: hosting everyone. So that's our bedroom and it's the main
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: reason I selected that house. My husband thinks I'm being
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: mean to his parents, but I'm not. My parents are
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: happy to be going on a free vacation and they'll
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: sleep on the floor if they have to. If we
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: tell his parents no, will it ruin our entire vacation.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Well if oh, she's saying her parents will go.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: And sleep and you're cool with it, Yeah, parents.
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  Speaker 2: The main bedroom, main house. We can't do that and
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: have her parents not in the main bedroom too. So
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: since we're sponsoring it, we should be in the main bedroom.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: And then y'all have these other bedrooms because her parents
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: are sleeping in the regular bedroom. His parents got to
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: sleep in the regular bedroom too. You can't get DIBs
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: over her parents. Yeah, but no, everybody got a good treat. Well,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: she ain't being mean y'all that her parents is in
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: a regular room. Now, your mom and daddy talking about
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: they not going if they don't get the main room,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: we'll stay your ass. Too many people in this house,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: too many fourteen.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, her parents are grateful that they're going on vacation.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: They'll take whatever. But his parents have to have the
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: main bedroom in the main house, which is you know,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: she set up for them. Forget that they're getting a
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: free vacation.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: I think that's the right way. You're getting a free vacation.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: You can't call those shots. I think it's unfair of
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: his parent to want to have deals over everybody at now,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: including them and including her parents. How do you feel
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: they just don't go? Well, look, man, what you want
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: me to do?
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  Speaker 9: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: Y'all need to cancel this whole damn trip. Y'all have
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: struck blend the knees things. This ain't gonna work. You
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: bleeding kids. You can't blend the dump. That's funny speaking.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: I think they are thought many dunts.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: That's kind of crazy. All right, all right, we'll have
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening Harby Morning Show.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: All right, So, Steve, you had a big keynote address
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: at the Investments this weekend. How was it?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Well? First of all, let me just say this, there
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: was a drone of me in the sky in Atlanta. Yeah.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: I had no idea. Let me just say this right here.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: I had no Nobody asked could they do it? Nobody?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: They just putting my face up in the sky Man.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: You know when people said that to me, done you
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: and the sky so that that I did, I didn't
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: know about that. Nobody had relate the issue of ceasing.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: This is a little bit yeah.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: And then you know it's kind of egotistical because you're going.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Stephen A.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Smith is Stephen A. Smith. I say, mo, yes, they're
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  Speaker 2: a little more.
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  Speaker 1: No happen weppen No.
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  Speaker 2: He got enough viral moments. At one point, I wanted
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: to walk off the stage. What did you just say? Man?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: I can't be up here. I can't be up here?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: Why you making these statement? Man? I started to get over.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: Just walk off the interview because you know they're gonna
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: be saying, Steve Neil, I'm saying yeah, oh I say
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That sounds like a great time had by all, Steve.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: around him would you rather? Right after this, you're listening
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, and it's time now for a round
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: of would you rather? Would you rather ride with a chainsmoker?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather ride with someone that has really
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: bad breath?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going with that bad breath, bad brand.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not them cigarets, fat breath or small.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get me a cigar and I'm gonna smoke
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: him out.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: I like your answer.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not finna sit up in there and deal with
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: this odor because he got because he got to breathe
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: and tall up, because I'm tell you right now, that's
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: riding down the street with your head hanging out the
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: window like a dog. That don't work because at seventy
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: U can't breathe.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: So would you rather leave your phone unlocked at home?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Your phone unlocked at home? Or would you rather lose
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: your wallet at the airport?
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  Speaker 2: Which was hell? I leave my phone unlocked at the house.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: Wallet now all right?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: You bunking in trouble if anything pops up on your
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: phone or anything.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: My water don't like that?
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  Speaker 11: All right?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Your wallet though?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: Would you rather I k't feed nobody family for Christmas?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: That's what I can you do?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: That ain't shopping Steve Harvey's wallet? Yeah all right? Would
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: you rather burn your tongue on some hot soup or
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: would you rather get a paper clip paper cut? I'm sorry,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: paper cut on your fingertip?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna take that cut. Yeah, the paper cut. Yeah,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 6: we got to talk. That burn gonna get you, Yeah, Junior.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 11: Paper cut ain't burn my tongue.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: See paper cut, paper cut ain't nothing. It was going
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: after water. Paper cut.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 11: Forget about it and put some hands in.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, burn?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather be sprayed by a skunk or
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: bit by a raccoon?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: What the hell is this?
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather rave us?
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 6: I don't want to be bit by nothing? No, how
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 6: funcal is this skunk?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: Though? I'll tell you right now, you're not going to
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: believe that skunk though. You're not going to believe that
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: you just you, just you, just you. It's it's unthinkable.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 14: Wow, Okay, I don't know's you man? You'll get bit
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 14: by the raccoon, get rady?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: Uh see, I I don't know what. Come on, I'm
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: gonna kill the raccoon. I'm gonna kill But when you
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: can't get by that skunk, you're not gonna run up
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: on that stunk no more because he got another shot too.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round. Would you rather coming up next?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: Our last break of the day, and we'll close out
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: the show with the one and only Steve Hardy right
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Morning show. All right, guys, here
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: we are last break of the day on this Monday,
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  Speaker 1: and Steve, you have some closing remarks for us. I know,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: and well I.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: Don't you know, I just want to kind of talk
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: about the dnc uh that just ended, you know, and
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: Madame Vice President Kamala Harris's speech. I thought it was outstanding. Yeah,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: here's the deal and here's what we got to be
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: conscious of the Democratic Party. All y'all, y'all, get y'all, y'all,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: y'all getting on my nerves now because you all are
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: not paying attention to your opposition. I don't care what
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: Donald Trump do. The Republicans don't have a problem with
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: it because they are committed to getting him elected because
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: they are controlled by the rich boys. They want Donald
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: Trump elected because Donald Trump is gonna make life much
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: easier for him with it, with his tax proposals. That's
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: it in a nutshell. Now they've masked this by having
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: him out front talking about this border, talking about these
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: jobs these illegal aliens are taken. They not taking no job.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: You won't They not over here taking no jobs at
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: the auto industry. They not taking no jobs. No, no, man.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: They fulfill a viable role in this country. And the
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: Republican Party knows it. Donald Trump, who has his name
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  Speaker 2: on all these golf courses I've played at a few
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: of them. Go over there and try to have a
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: conversation with the grounds. Keep it. See how far you get.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of illegals working at that golf course.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of illegals who have built Trump Towers.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of illegals that work in these restaurants
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: that are owned by rich people. How many poor people
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: you know own a restaurant? I'm just telling you. How
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: many poor people do you know that owns farms that
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: feeds the world population? Rich people do? Who picks and
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: harvests those crops? Illegal aliens? And why do they pick them?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: Because they don't have to pay them the twenty two
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: dollars minimum wage. Y'all, let's stop this. But they mass
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: that by telling you they don't want them over the border,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: they're committing crimes when clearly the majority of the crimes
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: are committed by the people who live here. Clearly, the
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: majority of the people that's trying to come over here
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: across their border illegally coming over here to get a
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: better way of life. That's what it is, man. Now,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: do we need to do something about it? Probably? But
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: what we need another way, a better way to gain
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: citizenship too. If you had a more viable way to
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: gain citizenship, you wouldn't have these all these crosses you got.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: But you can't be the land of the free and
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: the land of the hopeful. And then when people ain't
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: free and hopeful try to come over here, you don't
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: want them over here, but then you need them over
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: here because they got to fulfill all these these duties.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Y'all need to stop. The real reason they are putting
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: this money behind Donald Trump is because he is going
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: to make the pockets of the rich boys bigger. Period.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: That's the real reason. Now for the Democrats that are
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: talking about Madame Vice President Kamala Harris needs to do
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: some interviews and speak about the issues. And she didn't
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: touch on no issues at her acceptance speech. What issues
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: is Donald Trump talking about? What plan does he have
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: for middle class America? He don't have one. He just
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: keeps saying the same thing. He gonna make it better
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: for middle class Americans. They're not, they're not. He didn't
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: make it better for middle class Americans when he was
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: in there before. Do you know the debt of the
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: American economy tripled. The debt triple when Trump was president.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: You know why, because that's how he runs his businesses.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: He runs his businesses off of debt, and that's how
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: he ran the country. And our debt tripled when he
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: was president. These are facts, y'all. All he gonna do
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: is get in there and make it right for them
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: rich boys. Remember he was talking about the infrastructure that
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: would have helped regular people get jobs. He didn't do
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: not one infrastructure bill. Remember he said he was going
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: to repeal and replace Obamacare. He back on that. Now
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna repeal and replace. He can't do that because
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: you know why, if he repeals and replaces Obamacare, that
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: will help the rich boys, and it would hurt the
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: common man. That's crazy, man, But he got these people food.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: We have got to stop talking about what Kamala has
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: ain't because the Republicans ain't mentioning what he ain't or
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: what he is. He's a convicted felon. Women have charges
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: against him. This dude right here, man, try to steal
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: an election back. This guy is trying to bring down democracy.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: This guy is trying to change the Constitution, the very
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: thing y'all swear to try to uphold. That piece of
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: paper needs amending in so many places. I'm not a
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: fan of the Constitution because the constitution been wrong since
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: we got here. The Constitution didn't allow women to vote
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: until one hundred years ago. Y'all just now got the voting.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: But now because of his Supreme Court justice pointing, now
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: he telling women what to do with they body. Y'all
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: don't have the right to do what y'all want to
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: do with your own body. Y'all got a bunch of
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: old white white men with gray hair determining what's gonna
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: happen with y'all's body. And y'all gonna put this fool in?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Are you crazy? He gonna have it. He gonna make
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: America great again. He gonna have it where you ain't
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: voting again. He gonna get it back to where the
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: quote unquote Negro was three fifths of a human being
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: Blacks for Trump man, Miss me. Now, dude, that sound
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: like I got paid ten thousand dollars not to me
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars man, Miss me, y'allly go. You ain't
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: got to pay me to You don't have to pay
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: me to be free, and you don't have to pay
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: me to tell the truth. That's the thing about Steve Harvey. Sorry,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: I just did that. Free. Get to the polls, y'all.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: We need Kamala hass as president because if she's not
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: the president, it will be Donald Trump, and your ass
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: is gonna be in the world of trouble.
• 1:26:43
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