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SH Cohabitation Rules, Angry Things Said, Dry January, Exiting Company and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all have a suit on the don giving
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  Speaker 1: good listening to mother? Please, I don't join jo. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta use that turn hur you're going to do. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn the turnout. Turn you haven't got the turnout?
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  Speaker 1: Then turn the water the water got me? Come come
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  Speaker 1: on your tha h huh, I shall well, good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show? Wow? Man?
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  Speaker 1: How good has God been to me? You know? Today?
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  Speaker 1: Let me get right to it because I'm I'm kind
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  Speaker 1: of feeling this today, and I'm pretty sure that's just
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  Speaker 1: quite a few of you who go through the same
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  Speaker 1: things today. Today was just a little tough morning from
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  Speaker 1: me because I didn't want to leave home yesterday. You
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  Speaker 1: don't want to stay home a little I'd just gotten home,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I gotta go again, and sometimes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just the weight of all that you have to do
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  Speaker 1: just gets on you sometimes and sometimes you don't feel
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  Speaker 1: like doing it today. Huh. You know, I'm just talking
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  Speaker 1: to those who feel this way every now and then,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm assuming that would be everybody, because I don't
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  Speaker 1: know nobody who can just ply through this thing without
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  Speaker 1: having those days. Well, what do you do when it
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  Speaker 1: gets hard to stay up? What do you do when
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  Speaker 1: it gets hard to be positive? What do you do
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  Speaker 1: when it seems like things aren't happening for you fast
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  Speaker 1: enough or in the time frame that you thought it
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  Speaker 1: was going. What do you do? And the reason that
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  Speaker 1: I guess I chose to speak about this this morning
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  Speaker 1: is because I'm having one of those days. Because I
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  Speaker 1: had one of those days yesterday. It's just a tough day.
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  Speaker 1: I really can't explain. It's nothing really in particular bad happened.
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  Speaker 1: It's just I think the weight of all that's going
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  Speaker 1: on started to feel heavy to me. And so what
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  Speaker 1: do you do when you when you have days like that,
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  Speaker 1: when it's hard to be positive, when it's hard to
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  Speaker 1: stay up? Okay, here's what I had to start doing
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  Speaker 1: this morning. Now I haven't completed it. Can I just
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  Speaker 1: be real with you. I haven't completed it, but I
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  Speaker 1: am processing it out because I know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: You know, been there done that. I didn't had that
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  Speaker 1: pain before I know what to do. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: I sprain my finger, I know what to do now.
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  Speaker 1: You know the first spring I had a lord, I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was broke. I thought I got me handac half.
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  Speaker 1: But now if I spray my finger, I know what
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  Speaker 1: to do. So since I've been in this position, in
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  Speaker 1: this hole so many times before, and God has always
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  Speaker 1: gotten me through it, I decided I've got to start
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  Speaker 1: the process today. Want to hear are some things Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to the big one last. And one
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  Speaker 1: of the things I do is I remember the plan,
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  Speaker 1: sit down, and I consciously think about the goals I've set.
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  Speaker 1: I go over them. See, I've got mine down on
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  Speaker 1: an iPad so I can pull them out anywhere I
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  Speaker 1: am and pull them up. And I've got two lists
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  Speaker 1: that I've made. I've got a list of things that
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  Speaker 1: I know I can accomplish if I just keep working hard,
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  Speaker 1: and if some couple of things just fall into place
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  Speaker 1: that I can see. Then I got a list of
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  Speaker 1: things that I'm planning on accomplishing. And then I have
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  Speaker 1: a second list. And the heading of this list is
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  Speaker 1: called only God can help me Now. And on this
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  Speaker 1: list it's things that I'm aspiring for or things that
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  Speaker 1: I'm hoping to that in order for them to happen,
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  Speaker 1: I absolutely have to have God's help. That's my favorite list.
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  Speaker 1: It's the list that I have of the things that
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  Speaker 1: I don't see no way it can happen. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: operating on faith and the hope that God hear me,
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  Speaker 1: and so sometimes, man, when you gotta when I have
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  Speaker 1: this list of who only God can help me, now
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  Speaker 1: that list is stuff that I cannot see. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: operating on faith that God is so much bigger than me,
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  Speaker 1: that he's so much more capable than I am, that
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  Speaker 1: I can actually acquire some things in my life, as
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  Speaker 1: he's proven to me time and time again up to
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  Speaker 1: this point, that He's willing to do for me. If
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  Speaker 1: I'm willing to just give him some of my life.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only why I can't explain my existence today.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I began the conversation with my wife, how
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  Speaker 1: do I write a book that becomes so wildly successful?
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  Speaker 1: That would be God. That's only God. Because if you
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  Speaker 1: can plan to sit down and write a wildly successful book,
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  Speaker 1: I'd have Benden sat down and did it, and so
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  Speaker 1: would you. So that would be God how it got
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  Speaker 1: purchased to become a movie when that was not my
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  Speaker 1: intent when I wrote the book at all. Again, that
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  Speaker 1: would be God, right, there has to be, because if
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  Speaker 1: I can't explain it and it is by no doing
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  Speaker 1: of my own, then who did it? So when I
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  Speaker 1: get down in days like this, I remember the goal.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the plan. I remember the journey. I think
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  Speaker 1: about of all the things God has bought me through,
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  Speaker 1: how did I even get to this point? Yeah? I
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  Speaker 1: might be having a little bummer of a day. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: I was a little down yesterday. Yeah, my bio rhythms
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  Speaker 1: is off, whatever they want to call it. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just having one of those days. I feel a little
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  Speaker 1: bit heavy. I need a vacation real bad. I need
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  Speaker 1: some time off to just go and regenerate. But right now, man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got that. So guess what I do. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta start remembering the plan. I gotta start remembering the goals.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta start thinking about all the things that God
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  Speaker 1: has done for me and heights bought me this far,
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  Speaker 1: and the blessings that I have instead of what I
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  Speaker 1: don't have. And that's what I'm in the process of
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  Speaker 1: doing this morning, and on the commercial breaks, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: pull out my iPad and I'm gonna go over my
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  Speaker 1: two lists, and I'm gonna read my little list of
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  Speaker 1: what I think I can accomplish, and I'm gonna really
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  Speaker 1: read that only God can help Me now list, because
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  Speaker 1: that's the list that's big. That's the part where I've
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  Speaker 1: been telling y'all, I said, quit telling God how big
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  Speaker 1: your problems are, and start telling your problems how big
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  Speaker 1: your God is. See. And that's why I got to
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  Speaker 1: sit down and do this morning. And then sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: you got to stay still. That's the other part. You
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  Speaker 1: got to stay still. You gotta quit moving for a second,
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  Speaker 1: because sometimes it feel like you're running on a treadmill
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  Speaker 1: and you really ain't you going somewhere, but it feel
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  Speaker 1: like you're running on a treadmill. Well, when when you
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  Speaker 1: get that feeling, sometimes you gotta stay still. And then
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  Speaker 1: when you stay still, sometimes you gotta fight to stay positive.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta fight not to let the devil win.
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  Speaker 1: You're in a fight, mam. I told you this. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you're in a fight now. So trying to get you
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  Speaker 1: to get on that positive train so he can get
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  Speaker 1: you off the faith train. So God's delivery package that's
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  Speaker 1: coming to you built on your faith that you can.
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  Speaker 1: He can shake your faith and get you to thinking
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  Speaker 1: negative and then he wins. See. So when you start
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  Speaker 1: feeling negative, just know that that's the other force trying
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  Speaker 1: to throw you off track. And when you get through
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  Speaker 1: it all that He is the key, the big one.
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  Speaker 1: You want me to tell it to you. You gots
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  Speaker 1: to pray, man, You got to pray. You gotta take
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  Speaker 1: it to God. You gotta say, hey, God, look I'm
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  Speaker 1: having one of these days. I need your help. I
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  Speaker 1: got business to take care of. You got blessings in
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  Speaker 1: front of me. You got stuff you to ship to me.
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  Speaker 1: You got blessings and packages that's on the way. I
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  Speaker 1: need to be sitting on Faith streets so I can
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  Speaker 1: receive the delivery when you get there. What I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do is be it on be on doubted
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  Speaker 1: Way or or lack of Understanding Parkway, or Pity Parkway
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  Speaker 1: or some street like that, and the package keep going by.
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  Speaker 1: I need to be standing and sitting on Faith Street
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  Speaker 1: so when you drop that package down to me, I
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  Speaker 1: can go on and get it. You feel me, You
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  Speaker 1: got to pray, You got to stay still, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: fight to stay positive. You gotta remember the plan. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta go over the goals. Come on, man, God and
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  Speaker 1: brought you too far, Come on, pick yourself up today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to Steve Harvey this morning. Hope y'all didn't
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  Speaker 1: mind you're listening to ladies and gentlemen. I am here,
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  Speaker 1: but I am not here alone. I come to you
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  Speaker 1: with the group of people who are just as excited,
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  Speaker 1: jess as enthusiastic about bringing you the morning show. Before
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  Speaker 1: we get started, we would like to say to you, please,
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  Speaker 1: please lend yourself heavily to gratitude. Start thinking about it
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  Speaker 1: on a daily basis. Y'all, be grateful you are here.
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  Speaker 1: You are getting the daily news of people not being here.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're still receiving the news, the fact remains
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  Speaker 1: that you are not the news. So I am grateful
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  Speaker 1: that I am not that news of the day. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for life, for health, for strength, and for awareness,
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  Speaker 1: but most of all, thank you for gratitude. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: Let the church say a man, a man that was
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  Speaker 1: an enthusiastic group. Let the church say amen, Amen, thank
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  Speaker 1: you very much much. Shirley Strawberry callar for real kill
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  Speaker 1: spates and nephew, Tommy, what you got? You know, Uncle?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I just I gotta ask you something because
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  Speaker 1: I know you've been you know, you've been married alone
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  Speaker 1: time and everything. Yeah, and you got a lot of
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  Speaker 1: experience dealing with women and everything. You got a lot
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  Speaker 1: of spirits. You got way more life experience and not.
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  Speaker 1: But did you ever think forty forty years of marriage,
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  Speaker 1: there's some conversations you just wanted to jump out the window.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even know why y'all talking about this. Have
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  Speaker 1: you ever had a well, see, Junior, you're not married,
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  Speaker 1: chet and I just want to let you know, not
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  Speaker 1: only will you have thoughts, you will actually jump out
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  Speaker 1: the wind. Yeah, that that conversation is coming. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever thought about jumping out the window? Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something, Junior. They're gonna bring on some topics where
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  Speaker 1: your ass is gonna go jump out the wind. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about you ain't gonna give a damn. Will flow
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  Speaker 1: you home? You ain't gonna give a damn. Horse below,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna give a damn. I'm about own coming traffic.
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  Speaker 1: Just you are gonna jump your ass out the window.
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  Speaker 1: You may be on an airplane, you could be on
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  Speaker 1: a boat, it ain't gonna matter. You could be in
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  Speaker 1: a fast moving vehicle. I've done it before. I've rolled
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  Speaker 1: out of a card Si, I don't to the highway.
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  Speaker 1: I've done it before. I just never told nobody you're
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  Speaker 1: doing it. Do it. No, I don't want about it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want nobody to try to save me. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just I'm gonna just get on out this
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  Speaker 1: window soon. Yeah. If you think that when you get married,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have conversations to make you want to jump
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  Speaker 1: out the window. Yeah, you ever been busted by a
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  Speaker 1: woman before? Uh huh? Yeah, and we're going at this
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  Speaker 1: morning this Yeah, Well, I'm just I'm talking to junior timeback. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not I'm not don't even drag them nothing
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  Speaker 1: in you, but you put yourself in an hours. Well,
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  Speaker 1: but if you ever had that conversation, that's a jump
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  Speaker 1: out the window compassing. Yes, yeah, you've had all these
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  Speaker 1: And what's bad, Junior winn It ain't no window. It
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  Speaker 1: closed up. Hey, Julie, I'm talking about run through a
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  Speaker 1: wall maker one. Hey, Junior, I was sitting at a
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  Speaker 1: bus stop with a girl in college that I was dating,
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  Speaker 1: and she bought up the subject where she had busted
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  Speaker 1: me to. Last night we were sitting at the bus stop.
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  Speaker 1: I stepped off in front of the bus. All right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. I don't know how to handle it. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: start the show off with nephew Tommy to run that
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  Speaker 1: brank back right after this you're listening show, all right,
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  Speaker 1: it is time now to start your morning off with
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  Speaker 1: the nephew and run that brank back. What you got
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  Speaker 1: for us, nef, But this right here is the pot
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  Speaker 1: look bad pot love. That's the title. Bad pol Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I know y'all ask people banks stuff of your house,
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  Speaker 1: just trifling. Okay, I'm not gonna say nothing, but I
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  Speaker 1: should want to say so. But I know my wife. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: but your cousin can't bring over no mo and put
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  Speaker 1: some damn blueberries in. She can't do that. Now, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna gonnaee it. She can't do it no more. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can't bring no greens and then have some kind
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  Speaker 1: of meat into that ain't turkey and we don't know
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  Speaker 1: what that is. You can't do that no more to
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  Speaker 1: us summer saucy in the greens. What you're doing? You
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  Speaker 1: cannot experiment on big holidays? All right? This is bad pot.
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  Speaker 1: Look let's go catch though. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: fly on helper. Excuse me, I'm trying to reach her, Heather,
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  Speaker 1: How are you? Okay? Listen, I got your number from
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  Speaker 1: from Lord's Look, that's my mama. I'm my reach. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Lord's oldest son. Now wait wait, excuse me. Lois who's lowest? Lo? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Was lost? Yes? Yes, yes, hi? How are you? I'm good?
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  Speaker 1: You you? You? You? You was at Mama themes house
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  Speaker 1: on on New Year's Day? Yes, yes, was then? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: When I got what I got there, you was gone.
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  Speaker 1: But what I'm what I'm calling about, it is you
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  Speaker 1: don't want made the black eyed peas? Right? I did
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  Speaker 1: you enjoy them? No? I enjoy the mother. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling. Let me say this here, let me say this. No,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, come at work. You can't tast to me
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  Speaker 1: like this. Don't do that. Don't do that. Hey, whatever
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  Speaker 1: you gotta say, but please don't curse that me. Don't
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  Speaker 1: tell Okay, no, no, here, go to deal your my beans?
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  Speaker 1: Got my pH checked up and I didn't have to
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  Speaker 1: go down to the doctor to get my stomach pump.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no damn insurance none. This. You know this, this,
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  Speaker 1: this didn't have me messed up for the last week.
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  Speaker 1: Nom for the lowest to tell you exactly, you know
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  Speaker 1: how up your damn pleas here? Okay, first ball, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I told your ass, I'm at work, I'm around all
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  Speaker 1: these white people. I can't talk to you the way
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you. But let me just
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  Speaker 1: tell you this. Don't call me with the dumb First
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  Speaker 1: of all, it was a whole bunch of food there.
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  Speaker 1: How do you know how can you single out my
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  Speaker 1: damn beans that made you sit with all that got
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  Speaker 1: food there? You're not gonna blame me. Get out of here, mama.
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  Speaker 1: Mama bean says you are the one to make the
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  Speaker 1: place you. I don't give us your mama being said.
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  Speaker 1: It was all this food there, and you're gonna single
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  Speaker 1: out my beans. Nobody else complained you know what the
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  Speaker 1: day's date is, Okay, and not one other person called
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  Speaker 1: me about them beans, and by the as a matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, other people were complimenting me. So for you
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  Speaker 1: to call me with the dumb, all late and wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna blame me high because you need a doctor's appointment.
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  Speaker 1: You should have got Obamacare when it was available to you.
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  Speaker 1: And how you want to call me with no no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no no, So you could tell loever somebody
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to blame it somebody else's food, Joe things,
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  Speaker 1: I'm look up and that's what. Then that's where it
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  Speaker 1: falls down to. And at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 1: your friend, know the hell I hate because what doctor bill?
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  Speaker 1: You said you want having shurance? So how does the
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  Speaker 1: hell did you go? San? I had to play out
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  Speaker 1: my pocket to get my stomach pumps. Okay, well taking
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  Speaker 1: care of if you paid out your pocket, that means
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  Speaker 1: the bill is pains so you can get and you
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  Speaker 1: go reimverse me. Well no, I'm not going to reimverse
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  Speaker 1: you with okay and fast. I got more beans for
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  Speaker 1: you since you got a problem with them. I got
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  Speaker 1: a whole bowl for you. Okay, how about because you're fullish,
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  Speaker 1: so if it made you, that's good for you. Hey, look, look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this here right up. Uh, the
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  Speaker 1: bills four hundred and seventy two dollars. I need four
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  Speaker 1: hundred and sent me four hundred and seventy two dollars
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  Speaker 1: for your boys things. No, no, no, no, you're not
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  Speaker 1: getting the money from me. And I need to go
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  Speaker 1: because I got work to do. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you got to do. Spend it all this time on
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  Speaker 1: the come FROMEE and talk about something beings with all
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  Speaker 1: that food. So the rice didn't do it, the meat
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  Speaker 1: didn't do it. They had some other great gravy. Always
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  Speaker 1: people up that didn't do it. You want to sing
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  Speaker 1: about my beans? Gotta here? Don't be calling me with
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  Speaker 1: this done? You know what? Now, Tommy? Who gave me
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  Speaker 1: your number? Because I don't even know you. I do
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  Speaker 1: know your mom, A little mama Mama Bean gave me
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  Speaker 1: your number. I called Mama Mama Dean passing out numbers. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to call Mama Dean. And I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: see if anybody else got sick, which I know they
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  Speaker 1: didn't because your ass is full. So I'm gonna call
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  Speaker 1: her see if anybody got sick. How about we do
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  Speaker 1: it that way. And I also I'm gonna call your mother. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call miss Lois and see why her dad
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  Speaker 1: son is calling me on the phone because this is
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  Speaker 1: something broke. I'm sick inside of this phone call. And
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  Speaker 1: nothing was wrong with my beans. If anything something wrong
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  Speaker 1: with you, and so take an access this, clear your
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: ass out and keep it the movies. But you want
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: to get off my phone? Okay, okay, okay, they say
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: they say Tommy had some problem with the bags through.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I barely know your mom. I just know her my face.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I don't even know her, know her. So Tommy, you
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I'm calling mamma dean hint, got nobodyess getting mama number
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  Speaker 1: to nobody. This is what's you? What's you want me
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: to tell your Tommy d I just told you I
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: don't know anybody named Tommy, so you can tell him
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: whatever you want to tell him. And if you try
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: to gain other people who want to jump on your side,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: it's not going to happen because nobody complained about the
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: being give me give me another names because Tommy wasn't there.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I know just about everybody that was there. Nobody named
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Tommy there. Okay, okay, so you're gonna say nephe, nephew,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Tommy wasn't man, what nephew, Tommy, This is nephew from
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Martin Show. Hover. Are you crazy? Your cover
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: couver got me to pray for called people walking by
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: me looking at me because I'm about to get right
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: proble with you, Tommy, Are you crazy? Good? Oh man,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: you got me. You got me one to taste you
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: black eyed peas. But oh good, nobody complain. I'm sitting
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: here like an I get these people. Fret you aren't
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: gonna get no money. Tell me this, tell me this
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: is the baddest, the baddest radio show in the land.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Oh but you know it, but you know it's Steve
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Oh my god, this is great. Keep
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: cooking your bean. But you are all right? Thank you?
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Having new year? All right, the new year and next
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: year I probably pop up in Mamma Deane house. Here.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: You are welcome to come. We're gonna stop all this
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: all I think you nephew coming up next crazy, asked
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: the CLO with the Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. Right
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening, it is time for the CLO
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building for your
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: love questions. This one is from Farah in Tuscaloosa. Farah says,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I'm a twenty eight year old personal trainer and actress.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I do fitness modeling and I'd like to transition to
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: doing my workouts on my own fitness show. I go
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: back and forth to Atlanta to audition for small roles
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: and I'm getting frustrated because I've got a gift to
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: share with the world. I want to be the first
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: full figure trainer on television. What kind of advice can
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: you offer me? Yeah? This is from full figure. She
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: wants to be the first full figure trainer. Yeah. See
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: what if you're training, ain't you gonna get smaller? Well, see,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: that's why we have the problem. The reason ain't nobody
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: taking to this real face, This ain't really going nowhere
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: for And this is the frustrating because you're saying trainer
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: and you full figured because most trainers, as you see
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: on TV, are not full figured. They they have to figure. Ye. Well,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be hard because when when you say you're
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: a trainer, then people gonna want to know what are
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: you training us to be? Are you trying to swell
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: us up? You want us to be full figured? Or
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: do you want us or you want us to lose weighting.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: What was you eight hundred and now you two fifty?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, what is we're doing here? Just we need
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: some numbers to work with. If you don't win from
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars two fifty, tell us that tell us that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: But if you just see your pitching, you still two
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: fifty and I'm one ninety, I'm feeling a little bit
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: more fit than you. That's probably the problem she have.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: And it's a conflict of interest, It's what I'm saying.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: It's and to build. Like when they give it a
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: TV show and they put the billboard and they put trainer,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: and then they put a hub there see everybody driving
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: body and just trying to figure out what's going on.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a lot of that on the billboard. Ye,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: and then you're gonna have to do a lot of
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: explaining to do because if you're a trainer, but it
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: don't look like you're a trainer, if you're looking more
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: like the training huh. She you heard me fight yes?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: To reach her goal. It's her dream. I'm the clo
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: the chief love of anyway. She loves her clear herself clear, right,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: and that's good and that's good and dreams come true
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: and you probably one day you'll be the first full
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: figure trainer. But it's gonna have to be at the
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: fat camp or something. You're gonna have to be somewhere
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: else where. They were they ready for that. You had
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: to go down hunt Huh? Moving No, yeah, we're moving on.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Not no, not so fast, moving on, moving on. Tammy
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: and Illinois, said the thirty one year old single mother
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: of a teenager. And she's giving me the blues because
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: she's got a potty mouth. Okay, I've had to take
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: her out of school several times this school year because
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: she cursed at the teacher, her father's her father's mother's ghetto,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: and smoked brown cigarettes and curses all day at everybody.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Do I keep punishing her? Or should I stop her
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: from visiting grandma? No? See your problem is you punishment?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: See you grounding her, You taking her high phone? You're
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: doing stuff like that. Ain't nobody whooped her asship thought
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: and came up. Ain't nobody had fired off her dad
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: and her jaw and said, next time you custo y'all
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: this what's gonna happen me? Fus? Ain't nobody done that.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: But these days are different. They're not like our parents were.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: And that's the problem. You know, thank their kids whip
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: their kids, beat their kids. They don't do that. Kid,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you can't do that. Look, you can't raise kids the
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: way you used to. But then so we're not producing
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: kids like we used to. So now what you want
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: us to do? I'm not fit to change my way,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: oh of my method because it worked. And I know
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: it's a new day in time, and you know, people
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: don't want to discipline their child, or people don't believe
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: in hitting their children. Don't hit your child, you know,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: wait till your child grew up and start suckle punching you.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: How about that you hit a nerve? Yeah, so you know,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: y'all do it anyway y'all want to. But don't call
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Uncle Stephen, ask Steve nothing about child real. If you
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear about ass whip us, because that's
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: all I got. Don't call me no more, damn more.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Call the Rida Smiley, show up, call somebody because you know,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: doing this new method, I don't have that. Don't call me,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: ask me nothing about child rid. If you don't want
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: to hear about these ass that's all I got for you.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Now you call you old fashioned, I'm old Bye birthday, Yes,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: one day. Moving on to anonymous in Saint Louis, Anonymous rights.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I work at a rental car place and I've just
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: been promoted. Before I got promoted, I was messing with
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: a fine young lady that worked with me. We used
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: to go to the back of the garage and have
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: sex and any available as what you v. Now that
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I'm a leader in the company, I can't mess this up.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I want to climb on that back seat with her
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: one more time. Though, Is it too risky or do
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I go for it? Wait a minute, I'm like a
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: good back seat. They used to go back in the
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: garage in any old suv, any available suv. Yeah, where
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: was the getting all these corkeys from her? He works
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: at a rental car place, and what is her job
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: at the rental car place? She worked with them. They
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: worked together, like climbing in the back seat, that's her job,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: climbing in the back seat, sudden rooftop digging in the
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: scene where the gangs to lead. Hey, though you may
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: not have a fleet of Cadillacs, so what should he do?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Somebody that you work with him that likes to climb
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: up in the back. Now, you may not have had work,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: that wants to give you her all. She's still doing.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: But just remember brothers at car places, you can steal
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: stand tall. Hey, here we go, get in the backseat
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: one more time. Do it again and blow her mind.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Whoop whoo hey, climb in the back one more time,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: digging in the scene. Who who you're telling him to go? What?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I just have to all right, we have to go
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: to break now, Yeah, you're listening Morning show. A report
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: by Zillo finds it nearly twenty two and a half
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: percent twenty two point five percent of US millennials. That's age,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: it's twenty four to thirty six they are living with
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: their mom, which is about twelve million young adults. And
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: why haven't millennials moved out on their own? Well, according
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: to the report, twelve percent of them are currently unemployed.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Now he got a job? Does he live with you? Yes?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: He does? He live with your MoMA? And you've passed millennials.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: What range is that? Well, since he has the most kids,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I think we should defer to Steve on this one. Steve,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: you have some rules for when you live with someone
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: until you get on your feet. Now, this is not
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: for millennials. Anybody, see anybody, Okay, So I don't want
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: to make that. I don't want millennials to feel that way.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: This is for anybody. You've had people stay at your
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: how I had people come live with me college, college, roommates,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. It's some stuff. Now, these are Steve
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Harvey's rules for living with someone until you get on
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: your feet. These are dudes and dotes. Okay, some things
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: you need to keep in mind. Here's one right here.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Your goal every day is to make it seem like
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: you there but you're not that. Yeah, that's your goal.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: That's when you wake up, get it in your mind.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Hill would look like I ain't because you get asked
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: to me. Now you don't want that. Here's another one.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: This is very important. Your car should never block me in.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I can't want to go out and I go out
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: there and your car in the day where you were
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: in that sleep. Yeah. In fact, I got news for you.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Your car shouldn't even be in front of the house.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Huk up the street and walk down to where you live.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: It free round the corn Yeah, park at the up
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: the street at the parking lot at the grocery store.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: That man. Try to make it look like you ain't
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: even got no car if you're watching TV in the
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: other room. Yeah, your laugh should not be what I
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: can hear, but it lay down the just good bucket.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: This should be your learn how to laugh like this.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Let me show you how you laugh from you and
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: other people. You can't be enjoying their TV and all
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: this because how you laugh t what it is real funny.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be hard. Yeah, Steve to put me out,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: that's it. I don't give a damn what you want.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Here's another one. Don't let me walk in the house
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: and have to tell you to get out of my chair. Yeah,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: big one. You should only sit. I'm gonna tell you
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: the areas you are to sit there, kitchen, your bed,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: ruler and occasionally in the band. Don't be taking read
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: material in there. What you focus? Focus? Stare at the
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: toilet tissue role? How do your business? Get up? Get out?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: You better count the little preferation holes on the toilet.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Tis like that. You ain't in there. Okay, another one,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: ain't calling. No, you didn't put it in the fridge,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: don't touch it in the man he bought one cola.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: That's all you reaching the touch. Don'na be shifting stuff around,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: looking all in the back, reading labels you didn't you
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: didn't put it in. Now get your hands off. I
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: like it. Man might come home from work. Go right
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: to your room. Nothing in here, straight to your rules.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: All down the hallway, looking at all away, looking at
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: where is this in the picture. That's my damn grandmama.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Quit asking about her? Why are you roaming around right
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: rom So? What is this sea? Rules for living with someone?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Rules if you got to stay with somebody til you
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: get on your feet. I'm just giving some dudes and
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: don't so you don't stay there the whole time. Listen
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: to me. If I'm watching TV and I get him,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: walk out that room, don't change your damn. Don't mean
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gone back. Don't change that damn sitting there watching
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: it together. Our dolls are watch what I was watching
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: for our doughs. Let me on my eyes and natural
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: geographic is gone. You're assing here watching al I should
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: wake up to when I went to sleep. Let me
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: like I love. Here's one more. You're so serious, Yeah
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: this has happened, not a matter of fact. Let me
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: make this to laugh. You and only have company where
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: the company leave and I have a company. Hell yeah,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: wherever they stay. You go and be in the up
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: company of your company all you want, but your company
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: can't come neck Hell over here, not in my house.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Everybody drinking glasses. You're listening to show. Time for another
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: round of Would you rather here we go? Guys? Listen up?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Would you rather play hide and go get it with
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: your celebrity crush? Yes? Or would you rather start an
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: award winning movie with your celebrity crush? You, Tommy, hide
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: and go get it over an award winning movie? We
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: can act the movie? I why we kind of hide
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and go get best lead in the dramas? What about you, Steve?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I don't really give damn by being in no movie.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: But then I don't ain't got no celebrity crush, Junior?
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: What do you? I ain't never been in a movie,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: So what the hell I want to do that for?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I'd rather go play hide and go get it? Where
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: are you, Nia, I'm leaking in the kitchen. I'm out
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: here hiding getting it girl. I'll see you all right.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Would you rather get five thousand dollars a day for
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: the rest of your life, five thousand dollars a day
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: for the rest of your life, or would you rather
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: get a lump sum b a five million dollars five million?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Fine funking five thousand? Well it ain't funking Tommy? Yeah? Really?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Oh here we go? Oh well, no, no, no, no,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: well I think we all heard that. Who want that
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: little funking five thousand dollars? I had to correct him
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: and go with, damn Tommy, hold up five thousands, And
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: then it hit me, Wait a minute, he said it
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: out loud, that little funking five thousand dollars a day
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: much money I might making any clubs and stuff, y'all.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Y don't think y'all talking to you. I didn't get
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: up out of him. Man, which don't you need five
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars? Though? When you don't need it, he don't.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: And that's when you live in a shatau dry roll rod.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Tommy ask now when asked him to do a show
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: for five thous how you ask now? Oh God, you guys,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: are you guys serious? Plan? But now listen to me.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Five thousand dollars a day for the rest of your
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: life or five million lump song five thousand dollars a day.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: You make one million, eight hundred and twenty five thousand
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: dollars for the year. So in three years I didn't
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: do the man na No, no, no, no, you did
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: the man for that five thousand. Yeah, oh you that
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: We gotta run. You're listening? All right, guys, it is
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: time Steve for comedy roulette. You ready, Jay explained it again.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Let me break this down. We have new listeners who
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: don't have any idea of what we're doing comedy. That
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: very simple. Give us five subject five anything you want.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Put them on a wheel. Yeah, spun the wheel. Stop. Yes,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: spun Spun it around as in to be spunt around
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: as in spin that's totally different. Red. Spun it around. Stop.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing. Here we go, all right.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Number one things you say to yourself when you're mad
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: at someone. Number two, you know it's time to go
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: to the store. Win dot dot dot. Number three stuff
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: you don't like to watch, but you watch it anyway
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: to keep them happy. You know we all know about
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: that home or him whatever. Number four. Number four you
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: know she's not coming back when okay, Number five people
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: who never chip in come home. Let's go cat. Let's
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: sp whoa it came on. Number one. Things you say
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: to yourself when you're mad at someone. Say to you
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: yourself when you're mad at someone, Oh can here's some
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: things you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let it go this time, but the next
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: damn time. Oh, it's gonna be hell up on me. Hell,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be hell. Just when I always say to myself,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: but i'm mad at other people, I'm trying not to
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: go jail. I'm doing my best. You say, I'm doing
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: my best right now, I'm trying not to go to jail.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: You're really mad? No, No, you're mad, court dates everything.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I'm trying. You come, my nephew, you know what, you
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: know what? That's all right? Drink that water, then I
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: put up in the drink that drink that all right.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone Steve,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: better go ahead on, you, better go ahead on. Now
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: this is black, that's all it is. Go ahead. Thing
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody. Lord,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: please work with me, Jesus, please please, Father, Father, take
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: me down so I don't kill us. That's what I
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: always say that I'm always mad somebody. That's just something
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: you said before to somebody. That's why your ass broke.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Now that hurt. That hurts. That what you say it
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: to yourself? You know what? You know what that's that's
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: that's why I got another woman. That's right here. I
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: ain't got through this. This is you say to yourself
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: with your stupidests. Just like bo Iver heard you say
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: that it was two job. It was like, oh my god,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I thought my mom was talking to me. Things you
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: say to people when you mad at him? Won't you
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: go ahead and die? Can't get up out of him
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: about Facebook? All right? Come on, take us home? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: this says not my family. I'm calling crime stop. They
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get a tip today. Yeah, show glad that
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  Speaker 1: ain't my baby? Why never you tell me? As a
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: prank phone call? Coming up right after this you're listening
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: to show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: the subject I'm not sure I can do this. I'm
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: not sure I can do this, but right now we
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: can do this. The nephew is here with today's Frank
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: phone call. What you got baby, I've been in Prankville.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: You know everybody, uh, you know, all couples are not
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: able to have a child. You know what I'm saying.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Everybody's not able to see you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: so sometimes you need a little yep, you know. So
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: let's prank right here is what you call unorthodox methods.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Unorthodox method running. Kay. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach brother Robert as speaking. Hey, how you doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm calling you from the church. How are you doing? Brothers? Man,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I'm doing super fantastic. Any day above ground is a
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: good day. That's good. That's good. Hey, hey, listen, man,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: we wanted to uh, being one of the brothers of
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: the church, I wanted to give you a call. Man.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: You didn't make it to day, but you now well
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: you know your wife stood up to date and uh
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  Speaker 1: asked us to keep you all and our prayers because
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: y'all are definitely trying to bring her a new child
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: into the world. And she let us know that. You know,
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  Speaker 1: she's she's being a little older now forty one, forty two,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: you know, she said it takes a little longer to
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  Speaker 1: try and conceive a child than you know in your
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: earlier years. So we definitely wanted to let you know,
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  Speaker 1: man that we we got y'all in our prayers. Man. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you just don't know how much we appreciate that. Man. Yeah,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: we've been trying, but I know what prayers, all things
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: are possible. Yeah, well, we definitely want to definitely want
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: to keep you out of our prayers. Man. And uh,
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  Speaker 1: I hope that you are able to conceive this child
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  Speaker 1: and brain, you know, brain brain brain bringing news a
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  Speaker 1: new child into this world. You know the book says
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: be fruitful and multiplies. Definitely definitely. Now who is this again? Bro? Brother,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: brother author. I don't know if you know me directly,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: but I'm brother. I wanted the brothers at the church.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, brother, thank you not not not not
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: not Bro Robert. What I want to ask you, man,
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  Speaker 1: was have you considered any any alternatives methods for, as
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe helping this situation. Uh, we've looked at
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: a few Uh what what what what are you referring
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: to as an alternative? Well, I mean I think I
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: have a good, uh thing then that might be able
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: to help this thing speed up the process and and
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: and you guys would be expecting in no time. Man, Man,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: we got levels for some things like that. What what
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: what you got in mind? I mean, well, what I
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: have is a little little unorthodox, man. But I think
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  Speaker 1: if you allow me to help you on this, man,
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  Speaker 1: I think that you'll be definitely satisfied. And you know, man,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: if nine months or now, you got to be at
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: the hospital wait looking for you your baby boy, your
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: paper girl, you know, or playing fire and orthodox? Okay,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: U see what I have in mind? Man? Is have
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: you considered maybe like a Sarah get father, Clarify, clarified, Sara,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking the wrong thing. I don't want I just
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: want to make ship with on the same page. What
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: do you mean by Sarah the fuck? Well? What it
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: is man is you know you know of course a
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: sarahus mother is someone that will carry a shy for
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: those that cannot carry one. You know what I'm saying,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: right right? So what what? What? What? I've gone to
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: the doctor and got myself checked out, man, good physical
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: and everything. I'm physically sitting everything. And you know, maybe
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I guess the complications are coming from uh you as
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: far as the child not being you know you're not
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: being able to conceive right now? No, no, I ain't.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with me? Man, Okay, now what you
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: mean like you physically fit? I mean, what the hell
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: they got to do with sea? Let's do. What I'm
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: saying is if if if what you know, if you
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: if you allow me to come over and and supply
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: my services. I mean, let's see if you left for
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: a weekend, man, and I stayed over there by the
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: time you get back, then man, what the time with you?
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Is this? What's going on at this church? Man? Am
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I at the road church? That you you're telling me
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: you try hit me? I understand you're saying you want
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: to come over and have sex with my wife. Well,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, don't don't look at it like that.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Don't look at it like that, look at it that
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: if I'm helping, you're killing me in that ridicularly you
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: just saint you though, what excuse me? Okay, you don't
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: want to come out and say with my wife? No, no, no,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I want to come over and just apply my services
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: man and put you guys in a better position that
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: you will be saying your life. You understand what I'm saying.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying I'm coming from now. I
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: don't sound like you tell me you want to have
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: sex in my life? Man, what the it's wrong with you?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Hold on? Hold on, no, this this this brother awesome. Man, Listen,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: see what I'm what I'm trying to do. Man, I
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: don't give up you brother? Whose brother? Man? I don't
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: know you? And then you're talking about the church. What
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: kind of is this? This thousand down at this church
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: and rid of the church. Don't have nothing to do
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: with this. It's me calling you to leave me when
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: you're coming to me, said, I'm trying to be if
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: you allow me to be the Surrogan father. I have
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: a pregnant bout the end of the week. Man. You
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: got me. As soon as I see I'm coming to
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: the brothers stead accused to see you. You show the
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: bombers said, it's like you. Okay, okay, Gary kidd knew
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: you want to have brother brother like? Man, what about
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: you keep looking at that like that? How is we
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: gonna get this? Are we gonna get passed just so
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: we can't get you to this child? Man, we ain't
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: gonna get pasted it. You talked about having sex with
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: my wife let me. Your wife said, brother, you ain't
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: got no white So I have a wife, brother Robert.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do is help you along with
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: yours and getting this church. I can see that's what
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help. Does you can't help me talking
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: about having sex with my wife? You said on other
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: about me. I ain't thank you for going up bron.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: You're getting my phone number? Well, you know we we
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: have people listed at the trade. We have our phone
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: numbers listed. He list mind, and when I get that too,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I hope to see you because I'm gonna punch your head. Y. Hey,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: look man, why don't I Why don't I speak to
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: your wife? Or when she comes to church this week
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: and I see how man don't feel ranging my wife?
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm just gonna talk to him, see how
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: she feels about maybe maybe you know using this now
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: you can't say, man, don't even look in the direction. Brother,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: by man, who do the hold of you? I need
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: to see you myself? Okay? What what? What? What does
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: all the anger though? Brother? What? What? What? What do you? Men?
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: You're letting the angery? You sitting here telling me that
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: strip the script. I'm gonna come have sex with your wife. Okay,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: should get ain't okay? Brother? I got one more thing
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I need to tell you. Are you ready for? Can
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I say this? Then you've been red for I hang
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: up in your say Okay, are you listening bro? The
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: robbers I've didn't listen. I'm tired of listen. This is
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Horbin Morning Show. You just
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: got pranked by your wife. Man, what do you say? Hey, mammy?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Why doing think that? Man? I'm about to have the
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: rest come to tell you about it. No, husband, go
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: straight twas pace in the mound. Then look for you?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: What that one? Man? Who? All right? Hey, one more thing? Man?
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Tell me this? What is? What is the baddest I'm
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land, Steve
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Morning Show with as Steve and you Tommy, y'all will
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: over that man. You went too far? People need up
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: you know, if if you if he ain't swimming many
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: but by the end of the week time, by the
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: end of the weekend, I'm gonna have help pregnant. Bout
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: the end of the weekend, you ain't gonna worry about
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: this is nothing to stick your chest out to another
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: man for about his wife. What do you want? Hey, hey,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: you need to stick chests out or something else? Now
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: what you want me stick? Gonna keep that? All right?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Nephew. Oh lord, it's so wrong with that.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: What did I say? Back for the pranksters? Back baby?
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Go to Thomas Smiles dot com. I'm doing some brand
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: new ones. You can. You can look for the prank button,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: click something. His nephew Timmy, he did. I'm just trying.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Hold on, we don't kill him. What I'm talking to
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: the people in my head though, No, I'm just I'm
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: just his nephew, Tommy. So we can make the adjustment.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Because let's go to Thomas Miles. You know, he ain't
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy on their own show. He's Tommy Miles. You know,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I'm gene gone. I just I don't know what to do.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Oh I could say something right now. This would be
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: just totally wrong. But all right, listen up next it
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: is today's Strawberry Letter, the subject I'm not sure we'll
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: find out right away what you ain't. I'm not sure
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I can do this. We'll get into the letter right
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. Time for
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. Guys, if you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. Right Steve tell him yea,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: and we also have to tell him this. Listen. If
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: you have young kids in the car, you may not
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: want to hear this letter. Them to hear this letter please,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: it's it's a little racy. Let's say. Okay, but I
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: ain't got no kids, got grand babies. Hold on tight
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: here it is Strawberry letter. All right, thank you, nephew. Subject,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I can do this. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: I am in a fairly near relationship with a great guy.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Everything was going great for the first ninety days of
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: our relationship, so we were mutually ready to advance to
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: a sexual relationship. We talked beforehand about what we enjoyed
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: and did not enjoy during intimacy, but he left out
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: one important detail about what he really likes. On our
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: second encounter, he asked me to use a toy on him.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Yes it was his toy that he pulled out of
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: a box under his bed. Yes, it's exactly what you're thinking.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I thought he was joking at first, but he was
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: very serious, so I decided to try it and see
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: what happened. Surely this man came to life, and he
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: became so passionate, aggressive and vocal. Afterwards, he said he
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: was so happy that he could reveal the side of
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: himself to me without judgment. The problem is I can't
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: told him what it is. Wait wait, wait, wait, okay
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: what yes him, yes, yes, oh, and he became excited
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: and vocal. Yes, yes, okay, Okay, you got it now,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I think I do. Okay, all right, she says, Surely
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: this man came to life. He became so passionate, aggressive
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: and vocal. Afterwards, he said he was so happy that
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: he could reveal the side of himself to me without judgment.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: The problem is, she says, I am judging him. I
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: am okay with the fact that he might be bisexual,
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: but this is not something I plan to keep up.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: I am crazy about this guy, and I feel comfortable
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: enough to talk to him about this, but I'm sure
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: he will leave me and find someone else that's more
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: open minded and adventurous in the bedroom. I've never experienced
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: this before. Uh, We're at the point now where he
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: can't reach his destination if I'm not driving the car.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: This is getting way too much for me to handle,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: since we've only been together for nine months. Should I
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: just break it off with him? Am I overthinking this?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Please advise? All right, listen, if you're not comfortable with this, no,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: I'm ahead. I'm not going to be able to address
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: this letter in any way. You still stay on it,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: I know we won't be No. People have issues, Steve,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and they need help. Okay, they need help. I'm trying
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: my Mica. Four comedians, she wrote to a show with
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: four comedians. Anybody got to say, we're gonna try and
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: help you though. I mean, she's at the point where,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: you know, this is way too much for her to handle.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: So if it's too much for you to handle, don't
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: handle it. Okay, you got to break this thing off
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: for it does get literally, yeah, before it does get
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: out of control. You're not comfortable with it. You know,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: you guys discussed it beforehand, but he left this part out.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: You said, you know, and if you don't do this,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: you put it this way. If you're not driving the car,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: he can't reach his destination. That's what you said. And
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: you said this is way too much for you to handle,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: so I say stop handling it. You know, you guys
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: have only been together nine months, you're not married. You
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: want to know should you break it off. I have
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: to thank you, though, first of all, for being so
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: discreet in this letter. We definitely get what you're saying here.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: This is a first. I don't think we've ever gotten
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: this kind of letter before. Yeah, and you are very
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: open minded and you are very adventurous. But listen, if
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: you're uncomfortable, if what you're doing makes you uncomfortable, then stop.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: You don't have to do this. I mean, you know
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: this is what he wants sexually, but you know you
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: can be out. Just say no, you're comfortable. You guys
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: have been talking so far, so talk some more and
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: tell him you know what you don't like. And yeah,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: he might leave you, but you know that's the chance
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: you'll have to take. Take nor with no reward. And well,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: if you're talking about leaving me, I'm tell you what.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you put all this stuff back in
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: this box. You can get the hell out. Oh I
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: am not open minded or adventurous. So this letter for me,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: and I don't want nobody to take this personal. Whatever
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: you do that floats your boat, you and your boat
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: can keep right on float. But you didn't write in
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: to somebody with a floatable boat. You rode in, you said,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Shirley and Steve. Now, I don't know what's going on. Hill,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: y'all been talking for ninety days. Y'all decided to move
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: the relationship sex. Y'all even talked about what you liked
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: and what you didn't like. Y'all have sex. It must
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: have been okay because you got together a second time.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: And when you got together a second time, he bought
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: some money. He reached up in the bed. He had
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: a toy and he asked you to use it on it.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Come to find out, you had to do some driving.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Now it got so crazy where you thought he was joking,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: but he wasn't. Now he can't reach his destination without
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: you driving this toy. You can't do nothing. Everything I
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: think of I have to stop. You can't do the
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: letters about her and how she feels about doing what
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: he wants her to do. So you're addressing her still, okay, cool,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: let me do that then, See, ma'am, I don't know
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: what to tell you, except if this is too much
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: for you. It's too much for you now. He said
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: afterwards that he was so happy that he could reveal
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: this side of himself without judgment. The problem is you judging,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: and I'm with you. I know you judge because I'd
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: be wondering what the hell going on? My damn sir.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: The fact that he might be bisexual. See, that's where
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: I need to stop, go to break. She's okay with that,
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: she said, Yeah, she is all right. We're gonna have
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: after the hour. The subject I'm not sure if I
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: can do this. You're listening, all right, Steve? We got
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: a recap. Today's letter ain't much of a recap. Well,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: and we do have to do a disclaimer. If you
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: have children in the car, you might not want them
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: to hear this letter. The subject is I'm not sure
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: if I can do that. If you got other adults
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: in the car, they might not want to head either. Yeah,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: this woman dating this man, they finally have sex. They
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: didn't talked about what they like and what they don't like.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: First time must have went okay because they got to
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: together for the second time. Next time they got together,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: they was talking again about what they like and what
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: they don't like. She hold him what she liked, He
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: said what he liked. But at the second time, homeboyd
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: reached up on the bed pull a box out. It
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: had a sexual toy and she thought he was joking
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: at first, but he wanted hub to use it on him,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: and boy did he get loud confessing. Oh lord, And
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: when it was over, when he was just so happy. Now,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: what you do though something like that? Well, he told us, right,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: he said. Afterwards, he said he was so happy he
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: could reveal the side of himself without me judging. Yeah,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: now right down. Obviously something didn't get told. Now is
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  Speaker 1: he bisexual? I don't know. I would based on what
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: you said. You said he was bisex. He could probably
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: be yea, she said. I am okay with the fact
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: that he might be bisexual, but this is not something
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: she plans to keep up. Well, yeah, which means that
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: in the nine months dad and done in the future.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: I think, lady, in my estimation, you should walk away
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: because you're not gonna be able to keep this up.
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  Speaker 1: And then suppose, just suppose that he wants. Mote what
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do. Then, if you're a heterosexual and you
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: want to be in a monogamous relationship, then I think
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: you gotta get yourself in that position to get what
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: you want out of it. You know, you can have
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: fun if it's what you want to do, tipp Real,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: it's up to you. But you know, yeah, she needs
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: to walk away, Steve. I mean, that's it. She said,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: she's not going to be able to keep this up.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: So and if this is what he wants, this is
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: what he wants. It makes him come alive and all
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: of that. She's not gonna be Let me ask you something, Tommy, No,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta show No, Oh no, I'm not. I'm talking
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: about women, right, Okay, all right, come on. Have you
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: ever had a woman that did something that was a
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: little bit outrageous for you and you had to pull back? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: how'd you feel about having it? I left? Okay? I
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: mean did you run? Yeah? I have left with my clothes,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: fell at her house in the call up, but next
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: with none bust some socks on you. Damn right. I
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: hadn't done it. I know when the league, I know
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: when to get out. That's what she That's what she
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: should do if she's uncomfortable. Absolutely, I hadn't been sitting
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: at the right but naked with some socks on at
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: the light. I've had an experience where I've had to
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: go what you're doing? Yeah, you know, i'd have seen
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: the suitcase come out just sitting down. They're just cute
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: as she want to be just cutting stuff on? What
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: what is on this d where's the bag moving? And
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: she had all count stuff? That's too much for me?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: What don't worry about that? I gotta compressor? What were
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: you there for? A decoration over? They had hit too switch? Hey? Hold,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: what what about what I'm talking about? Man? Just stuff
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: down at that foot? That bad? Here about selling eight
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: things out? Serious? Yeah, I'm dead, says man. I'm sitting
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: here looking at it, a little fun thing. I'm sitting
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: here going, man, what the hell I got myself? What
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: am I here? For? The part about uncle? You never
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: see it coming, y'all, but here. The crazy thing is,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I ain't know what No that stuff did. Wait a minute, so, junior,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: what are you saying? They always looked like a little
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: libread No, you know? Now what are you saying? So
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: you had this experience as well. I had to leave
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: where she went to the band froom. I couldn't left, really, Junior,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: when they when they when they get that little trunk,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: they open that little trunk all this stuff like I'm
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: safe and fights it like locker on it. Did she
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: come out for court? Did she said? Plug that in
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: it for me? Did it got gass? They go, yeah,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: she's started putting on creams? Man? What you know? You jump?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Do you want something on your hand? It's gonna make
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: your head hot? I don't need no hot ass hand.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: You want to stand up? No, I don't want to
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: stand Hey, you lay right here. Amazing things we learned
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: about this show? Hold on that scared? I thought, he here?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: What mess me up? She said, you want one of these?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: You got two? That girl looked at me and said,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: do you want one of these? I want? Hell? You
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: you need to it for you're gonna No, I want
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: no one of the What is it? Why we got hot?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Quit white? What is this? What is that? I see hot? What?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Didn't even say? But Tommy, I look down there. She
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: just rubbed a baby on all on her face. Baby
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: the slipping too. I got scared? All right? Um well guys,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: thank you for contributing. I think. Bottom line to this
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: young lady, get out while you can, Okay, get out?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Email is your Instagram's your thoughts on today's strawberry letter
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: at Steve Harvey f M. Okay, we'll be back with
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: more of this crazy show right after this hot quit
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: what you're listening Steve Morning Show? All right, So I
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: have a question for you, guys. Steve. You know, we
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: just had big holidays, big family, traditional holidays like we
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: do for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Maybe not as big as
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: in the past, but still people over the house. So
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: here's a question. Um, what do you say to let
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: your company know that you're ready for them to leave
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: the house? Yeah, without really saying that you're ready for
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: them to leave? Who, Well, I guess this's it. Yes,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: it's it right here, y'all got going on to night? Yeah,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: I do like the club, dude, I start dimming lights
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: last Yeah, I start dimming lights and cutting music off.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: We're gonna end this hit. We're gonna let you know.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: It's a difference going on. Yeah. Yeah, Steve is pretty direct.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: You don't have to direct. Yes, I go to coat closet.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, you see me. I just got
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: a hand full of jackets. Hey, which one of these yours? Dog? Yeah?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: He did go get into bed. What he did that
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: in New York when we steve when we were at
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: lived in New York, remember that, Timmy, he went to
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: a car party, want us to come over then just
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: we thought we were having a good time playing cards.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: He just went to the coach clause and just not
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: throwing us coats. What yours? Okay? Cool? It's the best
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: way to do it, you know, he said, y'all finished,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: And he was picking up our plates and then going
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: around the table just click hey, you know hey. And
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: then you know, once people see other people start putting
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: their jacket on, you know, he got kind of it
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: gets contagious. Yeah, you did have to go. I was
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: trying to be kind to you, Sherley. Get on out now,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: because if you stay up in here and tell you
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: right now, yeah, tell me what about, ain't no free
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: morning coffee up in here? So you need to get
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: your coach to get your coat. Call let's hell, let's go,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: let's go over, Let's get on out of here. Let's
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: wrap this. Tell you right now, ain't no free cups
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: and coffee in the morning. Up in there. This ain't comfort.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: There ain't what we're doing. If you drinking coffee in
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: the morning and here, you're gonna work for it. All right,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: let's go packing up. Let's go. You go ahead to
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: earn it. You gonna arn it. Look up, a coffee
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: be up in here. You're gonna eat water, all kinds
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: of stuff in the morning. To just get out a mess.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Get your coat, baby. I respect y'all too much. Come on,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: get your coat with you an hour. I got too
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: much respect for you. Come on, ladies, let's get your coat.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Calling up in this apartment at one am. I'm telling
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: you right now, there's some stuff that go down up
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: in here. Come on, let's go sketches jackets on. I
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: respect you too much. Please get out for one am,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: please please? All right? Coming up more of the Steve
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to the
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Have you heard of the health trend dry
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: January as a new year's resolution? All right, A lot
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: of people are doing this for January. For trendy health
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: conscious people. The start of the New years sometimes mean
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: the start of dry January. It's a month long public
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: health campaign that encourages people to abstain from alcohol as
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: a way to improve wellness. It's to be a way
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: to be more healthy ultimately. So, hey, you want to
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: go and stop reading this right? Nay? Why why? Steve?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question? What? No, I'm just
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: half a question. Okay, what do you know amongst you
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: that's Finney do this? Do you know anybody that's fit
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: to do dry ass January? Anybody? I'm just saying it
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: might be something new they might want to try. Anybody, anybody,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: anybody other than me on this show willing to do
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: dry ass January? No drinking. Yeah, and on my birthday,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: I promise you I'm gonna have a cocktail and cigar.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: So I ain't even gonna do it anybody else. We
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: already know the queen and Tito's ain't gonna do it.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Mississippi Monica, she she she actually makes her own potatoes.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: She bowled potatoes in her kitchen, her country ass family
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: down in Mississippi and found a way to make their
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: own vodka. So we already know that. And then later
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: from the letter up she's not fit to do it.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Even she not fit to do it. She making Martina
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: from Strawberry. Well, I mean monica family in Mississippi. Down't
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: care about that. They found Monica's family down in Mississippi.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: They boiling their own potatoes. They're making a new voca.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: They don't want to make uh titos. They're gonna have
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: a new drink called us. It's called sipper Titos. It's
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: called sipp of titos. It's short from Mississippi. It's called
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: sipper Tito's. It's a new voca that's coming out. So
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: and then Shirley, we've been with you. Shirley was in
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: due Bay, and Shirley had a glass of wine with
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: us in Dubai and they had to carry Shirley to
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: her dad own room. Got her ass drunk in a
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: damn Muslim country. I said, we don't get her ass
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: in the doors somewhere, So they just have her ass
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: in a prison some damn where. But the whole time
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: they can her to her room, Monica drinking, carrying her
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: to her give me your drink, Shirley, you ain't doing
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: nothing here and call it. Took her to her room
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: and friend, it was four thirty in the afternoon. Joe,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: her whole night down damn glass tom one glass of wine. Yeah,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: they tried to lessen it by getting her to drink
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: some white wine. No, no, I'm gonna try this red
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: call it. Monica went, hell, I didn't know mix it.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: We're gonna mix it. Hey, dog dog. I took him
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: to lunch one day, got a golf cart, took him
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: to lunch and just Special plays wonderful. Oh we out there,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: ball and man we're on the beach and stuff. We
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: had the cold setting out here. We're bawling. Food. They
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: bringing it out, just restaurant bringing it out. Awesome. This
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: hell fuck on order some mad one. Everybody blood. What
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: your doctor said was you can't get in your blood.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: That's what your doctor said. Your doctor said, it can't
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: get in your blood. It's good, it's good for everybody
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: else's blood. It can't even get in your blood. I
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: think have embrassing me and try January. That I think.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: I think that's the January. All right, So there you go,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: try January for your health. We'll be back with more
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: minutes after right after this. You're listening to show, all right,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: So do you guys love spicy food I like. I
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: don't like hot. I don't like hot hot. Like there's
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: a difference. Yeah, yeah, yeah people. According to a survey
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: by Frank's Red Hot Sauce, people who like things hot
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: see themselves as hot and more attractive than others. Is
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: that true? See, I see myself as spicy. I don't
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: see myself. I think I'm spicy. I don't know I'm
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: really necessarily hot. I don't think i'm hot, but I
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: think I'm very spicy. I don't like my food where
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: I can't enjoy it, you know, if it's too hot. Yeah,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: it's too spicy. Now I'm married to a man from
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: New Orleans, so everything has to be spicy. I mean
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: spicy ice cream, I mean everything. You never know what
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: New Orleans now. I'm like, well that's what I say.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Everything has to be spicy. Yeah. So does he think
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: he's hot? Okay, well he just he does. He just
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: proved our point, then the point of the story. He
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: just proved it. The survey also showed that the hot
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: people see themselves an adventurous, creative and confident too. So
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: does that describe Tosh absolutely junior hot or spicy? Oh no,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm spicy. I'm spicy, you know. I can't do
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, I like spicy foods, you know, but
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: because you gotta have flavor in the spicy. Yes, yeah,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: that's the thing. I like that hot with my mo phone. Fie,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: give me some water. I'm not doing that. I'm not
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: doing that. But you're supposed to drink milt. They say,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: not even whatever? All right, thank you, Junior. Coming up
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty three
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: minutes after, we'll play a round of would you rather?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening, show time for another round
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: of would you rather? Here we go, guys, listen up.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Would you rather play Hide and Go get it with
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: your celebrity crush? Yes? Or would you rather start an
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: award winning movie with your celebrity crush? The damn Tommy,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: hide and go get it over an award winning movie?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: We can act the movie. Why we're trying to hide
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: and go get best lead in the drama? What about you, Steve?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: I don't really give damn by being in a movie.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: But then I don't ain't got no celebrity crush, Junior?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: What are you I'm telling I ain't never been in
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: a movie, So what the hell I want to do
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: that for? I'd rather go play hide and go get it?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Where are you, nia, I'm looking in the kitchen. I'm
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: out here hiding getting it girl. I see you all right?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Would you rather get five thousand dollars a day for
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: the rest of your life? Five thousand dollars a day
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: for the rest of your life be or would you
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: rather get a lump sum b uh huh a five
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: million dollars five million, five funking five thousand. Well it
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: ain't funky, Timmy? Yeah? Really? Oh here we go? Oh well, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: well I think we all heard that. Who want that
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: little fucking five thousand dollars? I had to correct him
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: and go with damn Tommy, hold up five thousands, and
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: then it hit me, Wait a minute, he said it
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: out loud, funking five thousand dollars a day much money
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: I might making any clubs and stuff, y'all, y'all think
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: y'all talking to I didn't get up out of him. Man,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: which don't you need five thousand dollars? Though? When you
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: don't need it, he don't. And that's you when you're
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: living shotau dry roll Ron Tommy ak They asked him
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: to do a show for five thous How you ask math?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Oh god, you guys, are you guys serious? That's it's
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: a prank. But now listen to me. Five thousand dollars
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: a day for the rest of your life or five
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: million lump sum five thousand dollars a day. You make
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: one million, eight hundred and twenty five thousand dollars for
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: the year, so in three years. Well, I didn't a
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: man na, No, no, no, no, you did the math
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: on that five thousand. Yeah, you got that. We gotta
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: run coming up. It is our last break of the day,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after right after this,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: you're listening Morning Show, give your closing remarks. Aback what
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: you got for us today? Okay, today, I thought a
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: good subject to talk about was about I think mentors
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: being mentored, how to attract the right mentor. I don't
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: care what you're thinking of doing in your life. I
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: don't care what decisions you've make. Somebody's already done it, attempted,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: it gone down that role made the attempt. Maybe not
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: your ideas specifically, but the route to get there has
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: already been traveled for the most part. If you want
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: to be successful, that are successful people. If you want
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: to be a star athlete, there's a star. You know
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm saying to you that whatever it
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: is you're trying to accomplish, somebody has already taken the path. Now,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: finding these people is really really not that difficult. Now
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: getting in front of them is where you're gonna find
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: the difficulty. So let me give you a couple of suggestions.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: What is the best way to approach a mentor? What
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: is the best way to approach a mentor of means
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: and a mentor with means, Because that's that's two different people.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: You know, Martin Luther King was a mentor of means.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: He wasn't a wealthy man, but Lord have mercy man,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: the knowledge that he could have given you about struggling
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: and overcoming and sticktuitiveness, those those lessons he could have
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: taught you would have been invaluable. So you have two
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  Speaker 1: different types of mentors. You have mentors of means and
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  Speaker 1: mentors with means. Now if you can find the two combined,
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  Speaker 1: that's even more special, but you're getting into more of
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  Speaker 1: a rare territory now. It's harder to find mentors of
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  Speaker 1: means and with means combine because how do you get
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  Speaker 1: to that person? How do you get to the Oprah
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  Speaker 1: winter frees. When you find someone in your life, or
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  Speaker 1: you meet someone, or you hear someone, you put them
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  Speaker 1: on your vision board. I want to meet this person
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  Speaker 1: one day. I would love to have a conversation with
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  Speaker 1: this person. You have to understand something. Most people with
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  Speaker 1: means of any kind, like Bishop Jake's, he has a
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  Speaker 1: lot of means man he does well financially too, but
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  Speaker 1: he is also just a man of wealth of knowledge.
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  Speaker 1: How do you get to these people? Well, it's several
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  Speaker 1: ways to do it, but if you can somehow find
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  Speaker 1: that way, because there's no specific way right anyway, when
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  Speaker 1: you get in front of this person, I want you
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  Speaker 1: to understand something when you're facing them. They don't mind
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  Speaker 1: teaching and sharing because most people of means are great
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  Speaker 1: sharers and great teachers. A Bishop Jake's, a Joe Oldstein,
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  Speaker 1: that brother that has the app out, the hip hop
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  Speaker 1: preacher Eric Eric Thomas brothers like that too, and I
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  Speaker 1: listened to him man a lot of times, but getting
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  Speaker 1: in front of them, taking their course or whatever you
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  Speaker 1: might do. When you get in front of them, they
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  Speaker 1: don't mind teaching and sharing. They will mind giving you money. See,
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  Speaker 1: most people want to meet them mentor so they can
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  Speaker 1: present an idea to them and get some financial help.
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  Speaker 1: That's the quickest way to run them off out of
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  Speaker 1: there because everybody is used to that. Do you have
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  Speaker 1: any idea how many times in a week I'm asked
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  Speaker 1: for money? It's sickening. But if you come to me
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  Speaker 1: and say, man, could you just give me a piece
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  Speaker 1: of advice? I usually don't have no problem with that.
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  Speaker 1: I got time for most anybody that wants some advice
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  Speaker 1: wants me to share a wealth a piece of knowledge.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay. So when you get to these people, have
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  Speaker 1: a plan to be taught something. Ask him to teach
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  Speaker 1: you to fish, not to give you a fish sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: Ask them to teach you to fish. They don't have
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  Speaker 1: a problem with that. Now, that several ways to get
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  Speaker 1: in front of them. But when you do get that,
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  Speaker 1: when you finally do meet them, and meeting the main
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  Speaker 1: as difficult as you think. Now, if you live in
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  Speaker 1: you know New York and your mentor lives in la
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  Speaker 1: You gotta find a way to get to La Or.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta find out when you come to New York.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta do some research. But you have mentors closer
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  Speaker 1: than that. You have somebody who's a really well mentally
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  Speaker 1: balanced person that you need information from. You have a
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  Speaker 1: person who seems to be doing really well with a
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  Speaker 1: wife and their children you need information from. Because it's
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  Speaker 1: all a balancing act. You can't be successful in your
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  Speaker 1: business and while your family sitting over the struggling and
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  Speaker 1: in ruins is not going to work. Once you learn
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  Speaker 1: the traits of success, it filters over into every other
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  Speaker 1: aspect of life. So you got to have a balance.
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  Speaker 1: You can find these people right here. Don't ask them
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  Speaker 1: for money. People want to share and teach and give
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  Speaker 1: you information. Everybody needs a mentor. You cannot make it
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  Speaker 1: without mentorship. You know, there's an incredible saying, and we
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to get into why so incredible, But friendship
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  Speaker 1: is essential to the soul. You know why friendship is
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  Speaker 1: so essential to the soul. I've lost my mother, my father,
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  Speaker 1: I've lost my brother, I've lost my best friend. Before
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  Speaker 1: you can live your life without your mother, you may
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  Speaker 1: have to eventually. One day. You can live your life
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  Speaker 1: without your father. You may eventually have to do that.
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  Speaker 1: One day. You can live your life without your uncles
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  Speaker 1: and your relatives. But you know what, it's very very
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  Speaker 1: difficult to live your life without a friend. It is
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  Speaker 1: very very difficult to live in this world with no friendship. Nowhere,
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  Speaker 1: you can't pick up the man you got. Friendship is
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  Speaker 1: essential to the soul. Do not avoid mentoring. Don't try
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  Speaker 1: to do it all by yourself, because nobody gets to
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  Speaker 1: self made man. You got to have a mentor. You
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