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President Obama, Cocaine Cereal, Carla's Reality Update, Sheryl Underwood and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them just like theming bu bu things and it's
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  Speaker 1: not me true good Steve to mo st don't joy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta use that turn. You gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. Turn, got to turn out to the water
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  Speaker 1: the water. Come come on your baby, uh huh. I
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  Speaker 1: show will a good morning everybody. Y'all listening to the voice.
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  Speaker 1: I've come on dig me now one and only Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show. I gotta tweet the other day.
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  Speaker 1: When Steve Harvey used to get to preaching, I used
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  Speaker 1: to just turn the radio off. But Noah's different, old
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  Speaker 1: dude be bringing it. He'd be bringing the truth. I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate that, you know. Man. When I was younger, Man,
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  Speaker 1: when I when I wanted to do what I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to do, Man, I just man, I didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: hear nothing else. I didn't want to hear nothing that
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  Speaker 1: contradicted what I wanted to do. You know. So it's
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  Speaker 1: a funny thing man about me. Man I was I
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  Speaker 1: would hear the truth, I would know it to be
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  Speaker 1: the truth. But because I had another plan, another mission,
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  Speaker 1: another goal, another set of dudes. I wanted to get done.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to hear that. You know, it's a
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  Speaker 1: funny thing, man, It's like it's like when I was
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  Speaker 1: a little boy and I used to get scared sometime
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  Speaker 1: at night, you know, the booger man. So I thought
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  Speaker 1: that if I just pulled the blanket up over my head,
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  Speaker 1: that that meant that if I can't see the booger man,
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  Speaker 1: he can't see me. That's the theory. That's an ostrich,
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  Speaker 1: you know, sticking his head in the sand, thinking wow,
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  Speaker 1: if I don't see this dude, he can't see me.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of Ostriches didn't die with their head stick
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  Speaker 1: in the sand. I just didn't want to be one
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  Speaker 1: of them people that left this world with my head
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  Speaker 1: in the sand. But I just wanted to say, man,
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  Speaker 1: this morning, that quit talking about change. Y'all listening, because
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  Speaker 1: because because this is real right here, quit talking about
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  Speaker 1: change and let's make a change. You know, man, I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't mind giving people advice. I really, I
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  Speaker 1: really really don't, because so many people along the way
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  Speaker 1: have handed it to me freely. Man. Some people just
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  Speaker 1: saw me doing wrong and say, young man, come in,
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  Speaker 1: let me talk to you for a minute. Some people say, hey, bro,
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  Speaker 1: look man, I know what you're trying to do it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: when have you thought about it this way? So I've
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  Speaker 1: had a lot of favor in my life, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of grace been shown on me, a lot of mercy,
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people and came to me, helped me
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  Speaker 1: a long way. So I don't have no problem with
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  Speaker 1: this part of what I'm what I'm obligated to do
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  Speaker 1: in the mornings. But let's quit talking about change, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: and let's make a change. She changed its growth, and
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  Speaker 1: it ain't no growth without change. You got people, Man,
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  Speaker 1: You ever met a person that's just insistent on doing
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  Speaker 1: it they way? I mean, no body in the building
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  Speaker 1: think they should go that way. But they're so bone headed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is how I'm gonna do it. But bro,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. Man, that ain't high as done. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna run into this distance. I'll show you. Hey a minute, man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do it that way. Man, If you are
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  Speaker 1: sick and tired of where you are, then you have
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  Speaker 1: to change. Change can only come from within. Can nobody
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  Speaker 1: make you change? Now, we got a penal system in
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  Speaker 1: place that can make you sit down. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to change, we'll sit you down and we'll restrict
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  Speaker 1: your movement in your communication to the point where if
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  Speaker 1: you want to continue this foolishness, we're gonna put you
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  Speaker 1: in this building with a whole lot of people. That's
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  Speaker 1: a foolishness. And y'all just trick each other all day long.
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  Speaker 1: But if you are sick and tired of your situation,
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  Speaker 1: pray for it. Pray for change, Ask God to help
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  Speaker 1: you change. Ask God what he wants for you instead
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  Speaker 1: of always telling God what you want. It's an interesting
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  Speaker 1: prayer to have with God. When you quit going to
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  Speaker 1: God with your list and check in with God and
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  Speaker 1: see what his list is. That's a very interesting prayer.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a praying person, I suggest you try that sometime.
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  Speaker 1: It's so interesting. Man, Do you know what it did
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  Speaker 1: for me when I started asking God what he wanted
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  Speaker 1: for me instead of telling God all the time. I
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  Speaker 1: still tell him what I want, but instead of all
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  Speaker 1: the time going to Him with what I want. You
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  Speaker 1: know what it did for me. It freed me up.
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  Speaker 1: It took a lot of pressure off. I no longer
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  Speaker 1: had to think of everything, and what I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: of a lot of times wasn't work in no way.
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  Speaker 1: And when I opened myself up to what he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to what his wheel was, Man, do you know how
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  Speaker 1: much simpler my life got? And do you know how
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  Speaker 1: much bigger it got? I'm trying to tell you, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you pray for change and you allow God to
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  Speaker 1: help you with the change, or if you let God
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  Speaker 1: just produce the change, the changing, you would be amazing.
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  Speaker 1: If you've been listening to me, especially out in La
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  Speaker 1: since I was on the radio since two thousand, can't
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  Speaker 1: you hear the change? I'm flat out telling you that
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  Speaker 1: a change has come. But I had to pray for
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  Speaker 1: the change because I couldn't make the change on my own.
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  Speaker 1: And then after you pray for the change, you got
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  Speaker 1: to work towards your trade change. You know it as
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  Speaker 1: a faith without works is dead. Everybody wants something from God,
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  Speaker 1: always want to talk to God about something. But then man,
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  Speaker 1: ain't ain't, don't, don't want to do nothing about it.
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  Speaker 1: Faith without works is dead. You can't do it that way, man,
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  Speaker 1: It just does not happen. So after you didn't pray
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  Speaker 1: to God about it, what you gotta do. Then is
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn around and go hey, man, all right, now,
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  Speaker 1: what is it I got to do? You know, you
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  Speaker 1: got to do something to bring it about. So after
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  Speaker 1: you pray for it, work for it, and do something
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  Speaker 1: to date about it. Stop procrastinating. Don't procrastinate, folks. The
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  Speaker 1: change can start today, Man, I want to change. How
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  Speaker 1: about today? You know, then you see them saying people, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I want to change. That's next week. How about today?
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  Speaker 1: I see people years later? Man, I still in the
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  Speaker 1: same old situation. Man, I'm gonna do something. How about today?
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  Speaker 1: Today is a good day. There's nothing stopping you from
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  Speaker 1: changing today, nothing except you. You can begin the process
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  Speaker 1: of change immediately. And change is growth, y'all. And ain't
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  Speaker 1: no growth without changing. It's a simple thing. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to you in broad strokes because everybody got something
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  Speaker 1: about them they need to change. That's why I'm not
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  Speaker 1: specifically talking about anything. I got some things in me
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  Speaker 1: didn't need to change so I can grow further. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: has something about them that they need to change in
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  Speaker 1: order to grow further and then go further. Now, what's
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  Speaker 1: stopping you is you won't start the change today. Don't hesitate,
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  Speaker 1: make that change, and then I want you to watch something.
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  Speaker 1: When you change, Watch the difference in you. Notice the
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  Speaker 1: difference in you, feel the difference in you, and guess
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna be different. If you're watching for the change,
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  Speaker 1: If you're feeling the change, then guess what you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be different. Man, Watch for the difference, feel the difference.
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  Speaker 1: You will be different. If you're sick and tired of
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  Speaker 1: your situation, folks, you can change that. But the change
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  Speaker 1: is in you. It's a simple decision you had to make.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna change. The change is up to you. You
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  Speaker 1: can decide to day if you want to change, you
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  Speaker 1: want to be different. If you're sitting behind the wall,
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  Speaker 1: I love speaking to the brothers and sisters behind the wall.
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  Speaker 1: If you're behind the wall, man, and you're sick and
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  Speaker 1: tired of being behind the wall, man, why don't you change?
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  Speaker 1: You've thought about that change? Man. If I get back
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  Speaker 1: out there, I'm gonna just do the same thing. Stop
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  Speaker 1: saying that, Stop breathing that negativity into your life. Decide
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  Speaker 1: today that you want to change. You can do it.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody can change. If you don't know how to change,
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  Speaker 1: pray for it. Man, ask God to help you with
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  Speaker 1: the change. Or you get some movement, then partner, you
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  Speaker 1: get a whole lot of movement. Then all right, let's right.
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  Speaker 1: really fast. Yeah. Last week was forever. Yeah, it was good.
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  Speaker 1: busy that somethings are happening when that ain't never, so
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  Speaker 1: I guess not busy. You know, I had a meeting
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  Speaker 1: because but they service that they provide us. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: they provide a service from me. Well, I could just
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  Speaker 1: never have him to my house ever again. Why I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing taxes or something. Well, you don't like talking to
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  Speaker 1: Love Officer. Steve Harvey is in the building this one
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  Speaker 1: Steve CLO is from Marista in Los Angeles. She says,
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  Speaker 1: my thirty three year old brother got out of jail
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  Speaker 1: after serving a nine year sentence and he's staying with me.
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  Speaker 1: He's looking for a job. During the day. But in
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  Speaker 1: the spare time he sits in my front. He sits
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  Speaker 1: in my front of my condo building, enjoying fresh air,
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  Speaker 1: smoking his cigarettes. He's tried to hustle up some income
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  Speaker 1: by going door to door asking my neighbors to wash
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  Speaker 1: their cars. Yesterday I got an anonymous note on my
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  Speaker 1: door saying, my brother makes the residence feel uneasy? Is
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  Speaker 1: it because my brother and I are the only blacks
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  Speaker 1: in the building. She wants to know clo Yeah, hell yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what you're thinking about. You get to know the choe
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  Speaker 1: house because he's sitting on steps smoking cigarette. He made
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  Speaker 1: it leave. But he going dough to door asking people.
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  Speaker 1: He can't do that. Now, what your brother need to
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  Speaker 1: do is go down to the car wash and get
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  Speaker 1: the job. Get a job at the car wash, stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that. They don't do no background checks at the
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  Speaker 1: car wash. I've never seen a car wash the background check.
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  Speaker 1: You need to go down now, you know, and and
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  Speaker 1: and take a shot. I appreciate him. All what he
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  Speaker 1: do is he go up to the church and solicit
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  Speaker 1: from the church. He got car detailed company, you know,
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  Speaker 1: get him some buckets and stuff and start washing cars
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  Speaker 1: that way. But if you're going around this white neighborhood
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  Speaker 1: with your ass, with this tank top on, with this
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  Speaker 1: cigarette damion, not caring you live, and a rag on
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  Speaker 1: your head. You're gonna get flagged. I'm telling you right now,
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  Speaker 1: this racial profile and all damn daylight. I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: what his ass better not to ring my damn dolbell
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  Speaker 1: tell about washing my car? So is it because you're black? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: And you know it. Go down to the black church
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  Speaker 1: and start there. Okay, all right? That advice? Yeah, Kimberly
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  Speaker 1: and Montgomery says, I'm divorced and living with my ex
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  Speaker 1: until he recovers from knee surgery. He's been on his
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  Speaker 1: best behavior, and he compliments me on my cooking, which
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  Speaker 1: is a first. I wish he was this nice when
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  Speaker 1: we were married. Friday night, I went out with my
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  Speaker 1: girls and had more than a few drinks. I went
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  Speaker 1: home and there he was, lying on his back. I
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  Speaker 1: took advantage of him and he left me. He's all
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  Speaker 1: googly eyed now thinking we're getting back together. I still
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  Speaker 1: don't want him. I just wanted sex. How can I
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  Speaker 1: get out of this? That's cold? You went out, had
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  Speaker 1: some drinks, he laying on his bag. You slept with
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  Speaker 1: your ex husband. How can you get out of this?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, because because she did that,
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  Speaker 1: he thinks they're getting back together. I would think so too. Hell, hell,
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  Speaker 1: what you want me to think? You're coming to house
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  Speaker 1: from Friday? I'm laying up here. You know, something wrong
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  Speaker 1: with my knee? You jump on me? Well, you know
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  Speaker 1: I can't do nothing on my knee. So now all
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing is I'm on my back. So now we
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  Speaker 1: already know how this what position this was? So now
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  Speaker 1: you'dn't jumped on me. I'm up for it. Hello, pardoned
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  Speaker 1: upun And now all of a sudden, you know you
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  Speaker 1: genuine now what you want me to do? Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: thinking we're back together. How can you get out of this?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know and really don't give a damn. The
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  Speaker 1: next question Sonya, and Memphis says, I'm fifty and my
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  Speaker 1: husband is ten years older. I Am not trying to
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  Speaker 1: sound insensitive, but he's acting like an old man. He
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  Speaker 1: takes all types of supplements, and we have a humidifier
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  Speaker 1: in our room, so the whole room smells like eucalyptus. Nightly,
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  Speaker 1: he blows his nose and handkerchiefs that stay in his pockets.
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  Speaker 1: And when I take our clothes to the cleaners, I
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  Speaker 1: have to pull the handkerchiefs out. He's changing to my
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  Speaker 1: grandpa and I can't take it. Cello, you don't act
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  Speaker 1: like an old man. Can you give me advice from
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  Speaker 1: my husband? Well, let me tell you something. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sixty four. I stopped caring handkerchiefs years ago. But think
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  Speaker 1: if if he got to sign us, he got a problem. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this supplements you talking about is to keep him healthy.
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  Speaker 1: I take a lot of supplements. I'll tell you right now.
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  Speaker 1: My peel pack in the morning and my peel packing run.
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  Speaker 1: I praise God for this though, thank God, I'm on
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  Speaker 1: no prescription drugs. I thank God for that all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Praise God. Got off high blood pressure medicine all that
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  Speaker 1: fix that with died in exercise, So I thank God
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  Speaker 1: for that. Not with that said, I do take supplements,
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  Speaker 1: and a lot of them, and so you. But see
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  Speaker 1: what didn't happen is you tied of his age, So
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  Speaker 1: se I don't care what he do. See when you're
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  Speaker 1: not he not a damn humidifying the room smell like
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  Speaker 1: you can emptis all that who don't like that? You
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  Speaker 1: know it ain't ain't like he got it being gay,
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  Speaker 1: open up or dons laying around, you know, vix he
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  Speaker 1: got eucalyptus. You know he trying to but maybe he
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  Speaker 1: got a little something. You just tired of it. You've
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  Speaker 1: been in the house in COVID locked up. Y'all ain't
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  Speaker 1: been nowhere. That's all it is. What should she do?
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  Speaker 1: Just be a little more patient. You're saying, come on now,
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  Speaker 1: you know now if you want to do something else,
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  Speaker 1: you know, going in and have that discussion with it,
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  Speaker 1: but don't leave somebody because y'all going through a down period.
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  Speaker 1: Sit down and have a talk, telling about the things
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  Speaker 1: you concerned with. See, he might have some concerns, see
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  Speaker 1: because you ain't all that either, though, Oh let's see,
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  Speaker 1: no listen to me, no what I try to help
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  Speaker 1: people up. If you sit down and talk about each
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: other's concerns, you might find it he might have some
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  Speaker 1: concerns too. It's what I'm saying. I can't seeing it
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  Speaker 1: takes two people to have a problem. But she's saying six. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: pretty much okay. But let me ask you a question, though,
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  Speaker 1: does he have a reason to be has he lost
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  Speaker 1: his sex inness towards you because you lost George towards him?
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  Speaker 1: Could that be the issue? I don't know, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying if you all sit down and talk, you may
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  Speaker 1: find out that maybe something's causing him to feel this way.
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  Speaker 1: And y'all need to just reignite the spark that y'all
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: wants had. You know, y'all need some date nights, need
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: to dress up, get out the house, you know, all right, yeah,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: all right? Unplaying all the old ass machines in coming
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: up off the night stand. I can't even put my
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: foot up hill right after this you're listening to coming
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. In trending entertainment news,
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  Speaker 1: Tiger Woods is recovering, but he is concerned about his legacy.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Plus Gladys Night, we'll sing the national anthem at the
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty one NBA All Star Game, and we'll talk
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: about all of these stories at the top of the hour.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: You know how we do. But right now it is
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: the nephew here for run that prank back? What you
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: got for his nef love deposit? How sexy was that love?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Not at all? Let's go, kid, dog, I'm not I'm
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: not gonna ask me. You sound slow? Love the party?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Come on kid. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Tiffany.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: H this is Tiffany, Who's quality? This is how you doing? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I didn't know what I know. We've been.
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  Speaker 1: I know we've been going back and forth on the
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: site talking and we haven't you know, really talked yet.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, I'm just going to expect in the car.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's good to hear from you. Um, it's
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: good to hear from you know, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: We've been We've been talking for well a long time, well,
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  Speaker 1: texting and on the site for at least what five
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: weeks now. Yeah, it's been really I'm glad you called
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  Speaker 1: carreal seriously and I love the voice, so I'm exciting. Hey, Um,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: you know, um, you got anything going on this weekend? Um?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I just have to, like, you know,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: go grocery shopping or whatever. But like, other than that,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty helping. What's up? I was thinking maybe we
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: get together, get a get a drink or two, just
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: you know kind of Yeah. I love feel each other
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  Speaker 1: out and if you if you're feeling that, you know,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. Yeah, that's cool. We can get together.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I'm interested, you know, like I'm hot for your car.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Then I would love to see this game. Um, you
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: gotta place the mind like, yeah, you know, I was
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: thinking about letting you pick something, because you know, I
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: rather go somewhere where you're comfortable, an atmosphere that you
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: used to I think that would be the best thing
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: to do. Okay, well, let me work out. I'll direct
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: you on that. But yeah, I'm down. I just want
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: to hang out a little bit. Yeah, I'm excited. Good, good,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: what's good for you? Um, you know, if you want
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: to do what Saturday, it's up to you. Yeah, let's go.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Let's do Saturday to give me, you know, some time
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: to like, you know, give myself together. Six or Saturday.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Text me you know the location or whatever wherever you
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: want me to you know, I'll be there. Okay, cool,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you. What one Okay, let's
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: let's do this first. Tell me this. What what are
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: we wearing? So I'm not I don't want to be
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: old with dress or underdressed. I don't really trip on
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: that first day could be chill, like I'm not you know,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: we don't have to do like a or nothing like that.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: You don't need on the top. This ain't the Rock
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Nation brunch, all right, all right, but if you don't mind,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: if I could get you to do something for me,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: could you? Um? Could I give you my cash app?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: So what? Well, what I want to do is, you know,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: sometimes these things actually go wrong. You know, I don't
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: see it going wrong with me and you because we've
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: had you know, the way we've been chit chatting and
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: going back and forth on the site. Things have been
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: really really well. You know, you know, I would like
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: to get you know, like a you know, a love
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  Speaker 1: deposit of two hundred and fifty dollars that way of
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: just go wrong. At least I haven't wait till my time,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Hold on, I'm just what
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: was happening? Um? You said you want me to get
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: your coss opp and send you a move deposit, a
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and some dollars two fifty two fifty like
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: you know that way If this, if this don't go right,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: you know, then at least I haven't love It's like
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: a love deposit, you know, if it goes if it
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: goes right, you know, then I give it back to
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: you if it don't go right. You know, at least
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I haven't wasted my time. You see what I'm saying? Crunt?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: You serious right now? Yeah? Like yeah, okay, uh this
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: is super weird and uh yeah this is all weird
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: and uh you know I'm coming up. I don't really
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: know what to say, like other than um, you could
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: probably lose my number, like you a week due, like,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: don't call me like you're corny, I'm not interested. You're
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: a bum like I'm straight, Like I don't know what
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: hold hold on, hold on, I wouldn't all let talking about.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: We've been talking. We've been talking for five weeks. Everything's
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: been good. We've been we've been on the sight talking
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: to each other as two weeks though, you're trying to
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: ask me for a cash app for real, a love deposit?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: How corny? Are you? Are you serious? Serious? If you
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: believe listen to Kim Kim on the real, If you
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: believe in yourself, you you you know if I believe
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: in myself, you're so full, last out of year, you
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: have lost your in mind? Okay, would you please like
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: gather your thoughts because I don't know who you think
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: you're talking to? For real? You know what I'm saying.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: So I need you to do two things. Lose my
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: number and don't don't look for me for real? Shot up?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Like this is ridiculous, Like this, this is stupid. You
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: were ignorant for real? Shirt up? Okay, okay, show me,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: show me where I'm wrong. If you believe in yourself though,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: if I believe in myself, dass, dude, what do you mean?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: If I believe in myself. If you believe in yourself,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: your past will move around. Get off the phone. It
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: stop wasting my time for real. I'm about to hang
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: out right now for real time. Okay, okay, ok my
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: face right out before you hang up, Joey, can you
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: can go your You could go your way, I can
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: go mind. You don't want to cany me to two fifty? Cool?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Got that? Okay? Okay? You know what is this? Your loss? Though? Kiss?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: This your life? You gotta be out to your rabbit ass.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Mine ain't no loss. This yere ain't no loss. This
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: ain't no losses. Okay, you know what? You know what?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I knew this was gonna happen. You know I want
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: a brother, Try to be real when a brother try
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: to real, Hey, hey, you might as well Hey turn around,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: go the other direction. Lock yourself up. Seriously, you want
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: to talk about black black men and brotherhood like it's
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: a rap for you. We don't need you out here.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Good years less straight up, like, don't call me destroy
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: yourself for real? I'm done with that. Good. Can I
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: tell you something else for you? Lady? Real quick? What
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I just want to let you know that this is
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your suspends shave.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Let's shave got me to prank fall call you your sister.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: L said, you gotta get my sisters. She's been on
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: the line on this dating site talking to this guy.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Sorry where she got This is stupid. We got you, baby,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: we got you good. This is crazy. I'm gonna get her.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get her. This is I tell you what,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I will tell me this. What is the baddest and
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Pie y'all lay too much? Pie Baby
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: loved the pot. She was not having it. It was
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: really sexy on their He did he did? Yeah, she
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: was into it. In the beginning. Oh yeah, oh, I
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: had my sex he had at the beginning. All right,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Nice try coming up at the top
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: of the hour, entertainment and national news right after this.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. You're listening to the stry Morning Show.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: La County Sheriff Alex Villa Nueva said that Tiger Woods
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: will not face criminal charges over the car crash, and
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: he is calling it a pure, quote unquote accident. The
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: sheriff went on to say there is no evidence showing
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: that forty five year old Tiger Woods was under the
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: influence of any substance when he drove his vehicle off
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: a clip in Palas Verdes, California, on Tuesday. Tiger's doctors
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: explained that he suffered from fractures affecting both upper and
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: lower portions of the tibia and fibular bones and were stabilized.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Was stabilized by inserting a rod into Tiger's leg. Also,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: his an injuries have been stabilized with a combination of
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: screws and penned Tiger's girlfriend, Erica Herman, visited him yesterday,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: and a source close to Tiger says he doesn't want
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: his career to end like this. So if there's any
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: way at all he can continue playing golf, he will. Wow,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I'm on Tiger. Yeah, I mean, you know, like Obama,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: like President Obama or text him. If we've learned anything
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: at all from Tiger Woods, don't count him out, that's
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: for sure. So you know, Alex Smith made probably the
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: most amazing comeback I've ever seen in sports history from
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: what he can't his leg. Man, they were talking about
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: amputating it. Yeah, well you should. I watched his E
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: sixty story. I went mold. They got the best marketing
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: minds in the world. All they had to do was
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: come up with a name that wasden racist. And what
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: they come up with, Washington Football Team. Okay, they could
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: have called them the damn Denzel Washington. They could have
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: called them anything and all. They came up with Washington
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Football team. Who the hell are they paying up there?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: All they said, we can't call them the red Skins
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: no more. That's all it said. Can't say nothing racist. Okay, cool,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: What we're gonna come up with? Washington Football team? You know,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: we're praying for you, Tiger, we know you're gonna come back.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: We do Washington Avenue and other entertainment news as we
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: move on, the Empress of Soul herself, Gladys Night will
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: perform the national anthem at the NBA All Star Game,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: going down in Atlanta on March seventh. Her performance will
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: be part of a tribute to HBCUs. Glad This Knight
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: graduated from Shaw University in North Carolina. There will also
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: be a rendition of the Black national anthem, Lift Every
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Voice and Sing performed by the Clark Atlanta University Philharmonic
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  Speaker 1: Society Choir, Grambling State University Tiger Marching Band, and Florida
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: A and M University March one hundred will also perform
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  Speaker 1: during the player introductions and also Steve and Tommy the
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  Speaker 1: Divine Nine, Fraternities and sororities will spotlight step teams from
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Spellman and more House colleges. So NBA, Yeah, yeah, I might.
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  Speaker 1: I had to Gotti, you know I ain't going stay
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: right there and then apartment, You're doing good, you got
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: a TV. I'm just missing cutters, little regged ass game
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  Speaker 1: on and sit your ass nine. I bet no see
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: nobody I know down now. Dude ain't coming to my
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: house ever again, Ethony. Yeah, yeah, well, well that sounds
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  Speaker 1: like a show right there. Yeah, hu, all Star weekend
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  Speaker 1: in the Yeah, I'm gonna look forward to saying because
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: you haven't seen her in a minute, you know, Yeah,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be good. All of this, the marching been,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: all of this sound like a lot to me. I'm
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: just gonna be real with you before the game, Lord,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: what time is this game? If you get into the
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: second verse of the Negro anthem, whoa, we're gonna be
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: in here, I'm gonna start crying. Hey, let me tell
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: you something. I went to an event in Chicago one
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: time at this dude debuts museum, the Bois Needs or
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: something like that. I can't think. Yeah, and boy, this
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  Speaker 1: lady got up and had everybody stand up and they
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: had a scream with the words going across there like karaoke,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: and they didn't knee ground. This lady played all three verses. Wow,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: how long is that? Man? Let me tell you something,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: because once you get out of verse one, man, you
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: got to pull yourself together. Lord, let me tell you something.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: You get the verse two, they take you to some
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: dog places in your mind. Boy, you be up in
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: there man, needing therapy. When you get the verse three, WHOA, man?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: What the hell having the up. I just felt like Jesus, man,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: this ain't on the national anthem. This is a documentary
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: like you ever been singing and itching at the same
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  Speaker 1: thing going on in here? And the dog man come
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  Speaker 1: on way, hey y'all, can we do something with the melody? Yeah? Man,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: it's the pick it up? You know, we got we
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of talented people. Let's just put something
• 35:25
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• 35:29
  Speaker 1: his stored let one trumpet playing many time and honor
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Black History Month. Okay, Carlin and I will tell you
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• 35:56
  Speaker 1: while y'all doing it, we're gonna have an anthem playing.
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  Speaker 1: and they discussed race, marriage, manhood, and the divided States
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  Speaker 1: of America. Well. During a recent podcast, President Obama revealed
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: that he once broke his friend's nose for calling him
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: a racial slur. Take a listen. When I was in school,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I had a friend. We played basketball together, and one
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: time we got in the fight and he called me
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: a coon. Now, first of all, ain't no coons in Hawaiian, right,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: So yeah, it's one of those things where he might
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: not even know what to coon. What he knew was
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I can hurt you by saying this. And I remember
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I popped him in the face and broke his nose.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: And we were in the locker room and suddenly blood's
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: pouring down and it was just reacting. I just I
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: said what and I popped him and he said, why
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: did you do that? And I explained to him. I
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: said don't you ever call me something like that? Wow?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: This one, this one, I won't him and Trump to
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  Speaker 1: get face to face. This one, this one, I won't write.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I ain't nobody. Ain't nobody taking that man, No,
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  Speaker 1: no playing no games with you. I got something, I
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  Speaker 1: got something for your ass. I know the answer to
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: this already, Steve. But have you ever been called a
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: racial slur? Yeah? On the elevator. I was on the
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: elevator in college. This is the first time. Because I
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: went to school with all blacks elementary, junior, high, and
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: high school. I never saw a white student in my life.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't. I ain't even know where they
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  Speaker 1: went to school. All I knew when we had tracked me,
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  Speaker 1: we was gonna warm their ass. Now they was gonna
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  Speaker 1: be winning early with the shot putting, pole, vault and
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  Speaker 1: all that. We can take all these titles to the house.
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  Speaker 1: We was placing first, second, and third. So I was
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  Speaker 1: in college and I was standing on the back stairway
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  Speaker 1: one time and this white guy came by bust through
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: the doors, and I don't know if he saw me
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  Speaker 1: or not, but he pushed me and I fell down
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  Speaker 1: for about three months. About six weeks in, I'm on
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• 42:32
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• 42:35
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• 42:57
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• 43:09
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• 43:14
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• 43:20
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• 43:22
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• 44:01
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• 44:06
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• 44:29
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• 44:31
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• 44:39
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• 44:41
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• 46:13
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• 46:34
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• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I mean what I mean she my wife ain't crazy,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: se on just snap on me. She might, you know,
• 46:44
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• 46:46
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• 46:48
  Speaker 1: so your wife your so, your wife has tried to
• 46:50
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• 46:52
  Speaker 1: per se. I mean she might. She might not like
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: some mom doing and might say something about it. But
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: so basically your wife is not in her place where
• 47:01
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• 47:03
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• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I mean I might be doing something more, you know,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: might be with my boys and might get out of
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: control a little bit. She might just say something at
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: the time, but she don't just try to all out
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: check nobody. You know what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Let me ask you this one.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Have you ever just had some plans with your guys
• 47:20
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• 47:24
  Speaker 1: your wife. Well, I mean, if if like I'm just
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: coming about hanging out and I ain't let her know
• 47:29
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• 47:31
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• 47:33
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• 47:36
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• 47:38
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• 47:43
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• 47:45
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• 47:49
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• 47:52
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• 48:05
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• 48:10
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• 48:11
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• 48:16
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• 48:22
  Speaker 1: We got so cool with that though. I'm cool with that.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: You're cool with that. So you're that you're actually the
• 48:28
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• 48:31
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• 48:34
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• 48:41
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• 48:45
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• 48:47
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• 48:50
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• 49:01
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• 49:05
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• 49:07
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• 49:21
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• 49:23
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• 49:26
  Speaker 1: last thing I want to ask you, and this is
• 49:28
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• 49:30
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• 49:34
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• 49:36
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• 49:39
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• 49:43
  Speaker 1: And whatever put you up to this? Whoever give you
• 49:45
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• 49:49
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• 49:51
  Speaker 1: him too, don't call me no more? This are you are? You?
• 49:55
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• 49:59
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• 50:10
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• 50:12
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• 50:15
  Speaker 1: You're ready to retaliate on mealiate, but you don't want
• 50:18
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• 50:22
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying you're calling my house, I'm minding my
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: own and as you're worrying about who were watching what's
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: TV in my house? And my wife checking me in public?
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I want man, Hey, doll, look, I'm telling you, mister,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: don't you want to watch the big television? Big TV? Man,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I'm comfortable with the TV. I got you know what
• 50:39
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• 50:41
  Speaker 1: the bed, watch whatever I want to whenever I want to.
• 50:44
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• 50:46
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• 50:48
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• 50:52
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• 50:54
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• 51:27
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  Speaker 1: know you like to go out with your freeman, I
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  Speaker 1: go out with my friend. Once again, we're in denial.
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  Speaker 1: sick of seeing my husband's ex wife. Dear Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: I have been married for five years, and it's a
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  Speaker 1: second marriage for us both. My issue is my forty
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  Speaker 1: six year old stepdaughter that has been inviting her mother
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  Speaker 1: everywhere for years. My husband divorced his first wife in
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty seven, and his daughter is still including this
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  Speaker 1: woman and all of our family functions. The ex wife
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: is the daughter's best friend and they do everything together.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with them being best friends,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: but I draw the line at her coming to family
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  Speaker 1: functions that I throw My husband's ex wife is still
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: close with his parents and they exchange presents at every
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: birthday and for Christmas. I've said something to my in laws,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: so they slacked off from spending so much time with her.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: It's my stepchild and my husband that don't understand that
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: the ex wife should get a life and go be around,
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  Speaker 1: go be with her own husband. Yes, she's remarried and
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: her new marriage is in jeopardy because of her daughter
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  Speaker 1: being all in the mix. My stepdaughter hates the new
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: husband because he's asked her to stop popping up with
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: her kids. My husband took his daughter's side and encourages
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: her to be rude to this man. I have asked
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: my husband how he'd feel if I had a grown
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: daughter and that's always around us and she brings my
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: ex husband to events at our home. He said he
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: wouldn't like it one bit, but I should understand that
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: a mother daughter bond can't be broken. So I finally
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: told my stepdaughter to stop bringing her mom to my house,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: and she told me it's her dad's home too. I'm
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: fighting a never ending back and I need your advice.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: How can I stop this woman from popping up? Okay,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: let me just say that everyone in this family. This
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: letter is crazy except you and your in laws. Apparently,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: at least your in laws have a good sense to
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: back off after you spoke to them. But this forty
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: six year old daddy's girl, her mama, and your husband
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: are ridiculous. The daughter because she's disrespectful to you of course,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: to your marriage to her dad, and she knows it.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: She knows what she's doing. Her mama because she's got
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: a whole husband at home, and she still can't say
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: no to her grown daughter and won't miss a chance
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: to come to your events. What is this about. Her
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: husband is sick of it and their marriage is in trouble.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Your husband is an idiot because he lets all of
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: this go down and sees nothing wrong with his ex
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: crashing all your functions, and he won't check his daughter.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I mean the line about the mother daughter bond that
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: can't be broken. That's crazy. It's not about the mother
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: daughter bond. It's about your marriage and how you're feeling,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: and the fact that he won't check his own daughter.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: This daughter is really sad because she obviously obviously has
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: no life, She has no friends, and so she drags
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: mommy everywhere she goes. Then mommy. She can't be wrapped
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: too tightly. I'm thinking, because she goes, whether she's invited
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: or not, they don't want you there. You don't want
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: her at your home. All it would take is one
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: word from your husband, and I think this situation could
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: probably be cleared up like that, and you know they'd
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: stop all these shenanikins. But he says, you know, it's
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: the stupid stuff like the mother daughter bond. Like I
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: mentioned so to you, I say, instead of talking to
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: his in laws, which you did and that worked and
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: this big baby daughter of his, talk to him, sent
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: him down, Talk to him, tell him how you feel,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: how you know this is out of hand. How you
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: know you want to change the locks? You don't want
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: her invite it anymore. How this is making a mess
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: of your marriage and it needs to change immediately. And
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: see where you go from there, Steve, this is a
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: stupid letter, it really is. First of all, Shirley hit
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: it completely on the head completely. She nailed it in
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: ether in every area. So what do I bring to
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: this letter? What do I have to add? You know,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I think this calls for a sermon, all right. I
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: think that when we come back deaf Jam and Reverend
• 59:50
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• 59:56
  Speaker 1: they can coming up. Our response to what they say
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: is I'm sick or seeing my husband bush x y good,
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  Speaker 1: damn Lord. After this sermon, thank you, Pastor. We'll have
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  Speaker 1: part two of Steve's response coming up in twenty three
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  Speaker 1: minutes after a subject I'm sick of seeing my husband's
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  Speaker 1: ex wife. We'll get back into it right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right? Come on, Steve, should
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  Speaker 1: I say, Pastor and Deacon, let's recap today's strawberry letter
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  Speaker 1: the subject I'm sick of seeing my husband's ex wife.
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  Speaker 1: We are going to approach this from a pond to
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  Speaker 1: lithical and by Garius Waiting. First of all, the subject
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  Speaker 1: is I'm sick or seeing my husband's ex wife. We're
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  Speaker 1: changing the subject to I bet not see your ass again.
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  Speaker 1: I bet night deal, Steven Shirley. I've been married for
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  Speaker 1: five years and it's second marriage for both of us.
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  Speaker 1: My issue is my old ass step daughter forty six
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  Speaker 1: years old? Why is we calling her or step daughter?
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  Speaker 1: At forty six, You're too old for us to be
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  Speaker 1: referred to as step You're just grown as woman in
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  Speaker 1: the way, in the way. She's been inviting her mother
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  Speaker 1: everywhere for years. My husband divorced his first wife in
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  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty seven. There's two years after the eighty five
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  Speaker 1: Maximus came out with I loved Deally, I didn't know,
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  Speaker 1: nobody didn't want to eighty five Maxim. Well, this helper
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  Speaker 1: was two years after that. If that ain't got has
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  Speaker 1: being wrote on it. You tell me what do his
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  Speaker 1: daughter still including this woman in all our family functions.
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  Speaker 1: The ex wife is the daughter's best friend, and they
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  Speaker 1: do everything together. Well, let me say this, if you
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  Speaker 1: forty six stepdaughter inviting your mama everywhere, all over the
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  Speaker 1: new husband house, all over the new wife's house, all
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  Speaker 1: over the people's house. I got one thing to save
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  Speaker 1: by that, the sad daughter, the old ad woman ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no man. I bet you she ain't got no man.
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  Speaker 1: It's right there in the letter. It's in the letter.
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  Speaker 1: She say. I don't have a problem with them being
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  Speaker 1: best friend, but I draw the line at her coming
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  Speaker 1: to family functions that I throw who. I'm asking you
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  Speaker 1: a question, deacon, who it is healthful think she is?
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  Speaker 1: That she coming to a barbecue where I bought all
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  Speaker 1: the reels were path and then we maybe we need
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  Speaker 1: to fix her plate that she will never forget. You
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  Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. Oh okay, yeah, if you remember
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  Speaker 1: from the movie The Help, that's fix her a nice
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  Speaker 1: pie and put something inny. You know now that ain't
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  Speaker 1: even a whole movie yet. My hold of the wife
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  Speaker 1: is close with the parents. The exchange presents every day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh here we go, oh ho ho hole, Oh we
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  Speaker 1: sand it Claude. Now, oh now, we got gifts for
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  Speaker 1: this healthy she coming over with Crysta bringing bags and
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: got names and drawing names and everything. Ain't that funking hum? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what this Christmas is gonna be different.
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  Speaker 1: Bring something else over here with a box in it. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get there. You're gonna carry that box back
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  Speaker 1: out of here, and you ain't gonna need no handles
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  Speaker 1: on the bag. You hear what I'm saying. The subject
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  Speaker 1: of the letter is I bet not see your ass
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  Speaker 1: no more again. That's right, that's right, that's the text.
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  Speaker 1: That's the go ahead. My stepchild and husband don't understand
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  Speaker 1: that his ex wife should get a life. Well, she
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  Speaker 1: has a life because she has remarried. But the marriage
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  Speaker 1: is in jepper because the forty six yo keep going
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  Speaker 1: over her house too, back over to your house, back
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  Speaker 1: over to her house, and bringing him ragging the head
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  Speaker 1: baby kids with him. Amen. Amen, this is jemper dies
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  Speaker 1: and not only the mama's happiness, but now your happiness.
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  Speaker 1: And you know why because she ain't happy forty six
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  Speaker 1: about to be forty self. Kids, ain't no man, ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody on the horizon. I bet, I bet not see
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  Speaker 1: your ass again. My husband took his daughter's side, and
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: it encourages her to be rude to this man because
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  Speaker 1: he don't like hu. Well, the only thing I have
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  Speaker 1: for you he talking about it. You don't understand that
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  Speaker 1: a mother daughter bond shouldn't be broken. That's a true statement.
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  Speaker 1: You might not be able to break that mother daughter ball.
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  Speaker 1: I can break something off in somebody rein if they
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  Speaker 1: come over one more damn. That's how you break it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's how you break it. That's the reason we
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: did a sermon because Shirley coveted so well. Post your
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  Speaker 1: comments on today Strawberry letter and Steve Harvey got nothing
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  Speaker 1: over here for your bot communion over here coming up.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: It is our girl from the talk Cheryl Underwood. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour Carla's Reality Update.
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  Speaker 1: But right now, please Steve introduce our girl from the
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  Speaker 1: Talk ladies and gentlemen. Here she is Sheryl Underwood. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Steve. Having a Steve Harvey Morning south Man. Listen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: y'all wild as. I don't know what so I heard
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  Speaker 1: y'all over that swap and spit and drawing blood. Found
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  Speaker 1: out where y'all from? Yes, yes, Yl did it? Yes? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Scriwberry. Where are you from from? Your true African republics?
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  Speaker 1: Over there b Cameroon and the student Congo? See all that,
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  Speaker 1: I see that, I see it in up Tom, I
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  Speaker 1: see all that. I see the Congo. Now where you're from?
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  Speaker 1: Call us Ghana? Mean too, girl, I went to Ghana. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I was so. I went to Ghana for real? Okay,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: it was for real. I went to k Coast Castle,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: cried mad and white folk all the way, playing trip
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: back just elbowing people down the aisle, doing no return,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: no joke. Make you angry, yeah, lord, oh yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: makes you angry. The reason I went is because Zata
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  Speaker 1: Pi Beta has a library there under one of our triumphants, Sorr.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I Sorr married Singletary. She helped us put the clinic
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  Speaker 1: together there. Uh and we have a library there. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: it does make you unhappy. But I had a picture
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  Speaker 1: of my father. Uh. Sea Harvey had picture my father
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  Speaker 1: and and the man from Gonna snatched the picture from
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: it said where did you get a picture of me?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: I said, that's my father. I snatched the back. He said,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: it is a picture of me. I said with him,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: we need to go on Mary Popitch because obviously somebody
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  Speaker 1: didn't whine to me because everybody I knew in my
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: family I could see from Gunna. But okay, so Steve,
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  Speaker 1: don't you want to know where I'm from? What part
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: of Africa I'm from? Fair Facts? Right off fair Facts,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: I think, right off of that. Come to Los Angeles
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: you you will see all the African people over all.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Fair Facts is eth open neighborhood. I go down there.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: I think that's where. Yeah. Now I heard y'all watching
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: what y'all watching the British show with the black dude?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Oh down, what y'all y'all watching the Steve just started.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: We've all seen it. Steve just started. We've all seen it.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: I don't have to watch it. Me and Junior make
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: bridges and at the crib and now three you were
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: going with that shirt. Listen and tell y'all. Ue, you
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: better tell Peple what's happening. Zue. You had a little
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: little rough shirt on speaking at an accent. You bet
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  Speaker 1: you better say it over that. You better let these
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: people know why I'm swoon it and over that's what
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: I'm talking. Oh, that's what get me? Who jesus, my
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: shoe fell off? Sorry, Jude, We're out of time. Who
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: out of time? We are coming up now. I will
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: be back next week for the next episode of Junior
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: in bridgeton Colin's Reality Update right after this. You're listening,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: all right, come on, tell me introduced and she is here.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Let's go. It's that time. It's time for Reality Update
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: with Colin Farrell once again. Reality Update. All right, thank you,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: neph you well, I mean really earlier this week it
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: wasn't Tuesday. We already did the recap. I did the
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: recap of Real Housewives of Atlanta, the whole crazy Bachelor
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Red Party, Sipping Bachelor Red Party, with the stripper and
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: the sex swings and the swings. We pretty much covered
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: all of that, So I think it's time for me
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: to turn it over to my segment partner in crime,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Missus Party. Yeah, well, you know what he's been telling us.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: You know, he told us about this new show he's
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: been watching. Sheryl kind of mentioned it on Netflix. So
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: tell everybody what you went to now, mister Steve Harvard, Well,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: I just found this new show on Netflix called Bridget
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: that's just popped up on my screen. I ain't never
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: seen it. Sean Ja Rymes came out with a hot
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: one and it's in the eighteen hundreds and it's got
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: blacks and white on there, and they all got equal position,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: and the queen is black and all this here, but
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: they don't never mention race in it. So if black
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: dudes walking around with white British hair and riding the
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: horses and own stuff, and black people in charge of
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: stuff and talking crazy to white people and saying nothing
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: because they're scared of them, and then you know, the
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: white people love black people and black people love the
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: white people, and don't nobody mentioned it? And the leading
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: dude and that I'm only on episode three, the leading
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: dude's a handsome debon there black dude and held the
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: white guild and fell for him, and now he over there,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: he working her ass. Half help. You know, he didn't
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: taught her the game because she trying to get picked
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: at the what looked like a debortante ball or something.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: They were trying to get chosen and everything. All these squads,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: dudes trying to run up on them. Ain't none of
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: them got game, just run up on them, talking about
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: what pedigree from family they're in and all this hell.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: When the black dude he don't want to have no
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: kids because he ain't like his damn daddy, because the
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: daddy treated him black a moss. And I hated him
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: too because the star used to have a stuttering problem
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: and all I saw was me, So I liked him
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: right away. So you have me and him hated his daddy,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: But I love my real daddy because he told me,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: don't worry about that, studdy, just go make some money.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: You can be stupid if you want to. And so
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: that's what that encouraged me. He said, Bore, don't worry
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: about that. You ain't really stupid. Don't even worry about that.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: You just can't talk outside of here. You got good
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: ass sense, you don't be something. So anyway, so this
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: white lady got these three or daughters, Yes, and she
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: got full really yeah. Yeah. And this chick that's the mama.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: It's the same chick that was in the Roman thing
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: on HBO. She was the hot grandhead na in rome
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: the HBO series called rome O. So y'all don't know
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: nothing about this because I watched period pieces. Oh, so
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: y'all didn't get caught up. She the one that slept
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: with Caesar on the side. And so she plays the
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: mother in this hill. Have no idea what her name is.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: So she got the three of frumpy or daughters, and
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: she got one of them that's supposed to be the
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: cute one. But she really ain't. She ain't fine, you
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  Speaker 1: know at all. I don't. I don't see what nobody
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: seeing that little thing right there. She ain't got no
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: body nothing. Just before we run out of time, can
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: you wrap up bridgeton for us? And anyway, the dude
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: is a player, The black dude's a player. Here duke
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: and the prince came from Russia. Sweep off his feet.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: But she liked the black dude and not a black
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: dude got to marry her for honor. And you fit
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: to have a dude with a brother gonna kill his brother,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: be in a whooping the dude's ass. It's all over
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: the place. Yeah, but I mean episode me and all
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: I saw. Now the black dude now got the married
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: white girl, but he don't really want to. But they
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: don't know nobody white and black Inhill. So I'm just
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: adding you hood commentary because ain't no black and white
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: people in there. They just people. But you can tell
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: they black and white though. All that's how I'm watching it.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Ask black and white people. I don't know what Chandra
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: had in mind. Beautiful way she did. We'll be back
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: with more of The Steve Harvey Morning Show twenty after.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Right after asked me anytime you're listening to the Steve
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Well in trending breakfast news, since we're
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: on at breakfast time, A narcotic sniffer dog at the
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Port of Cincinnati investigated what looked like to be a
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: perfectly innocent shipment of frosted cereal, only to discover that
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: the sugarcoating was in fact a large amount of cocaine.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Yes in the cereal, Yes on the cereal. Wow, that
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: was clever. Though Vico, a narcotic detector dog with US
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  Speaker 1: Customs and Border Protection, uncovered a hall of drugs and
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: a shipment of breakfast cereal from South America that was
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: headed to Hong Kong Officers. White powder and the flakes
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: were coated in a grayish substance after the dog alerted
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: them on the shipment. The value of the drug was
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: estimated at get this guy's two point eight million dollars,
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  Speaker 1: almost three million dollars. Somebody in Hong Kong is upset, Padna.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: I don't Hong Kong, but you can't let them keys
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  Speaker 1: get I'm glad they got it. I have a question
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: for y'all. Did I like to propose to y'all before
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: we get out of here? I have a what if question? Oh?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: I thought it was about the cereal. No, that's crazy.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll get Steve's what if question when
• 1:16:03
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• 1:16:06
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  Speaker 1: you did say Ghana. I did say Ghana yesterday. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: Ghana's a great place too. Man. I got good friends
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: over there already, I know. But sure you all have,
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  Speaker 1: no I did, I got You're ready? All right? I'm
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  Speaker 1: from I'm from the Central African Republic, all right, what
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  Speaker 1: I've never even heard of it? I mean to Central
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: African Republic. That's where I'm from. Republican. They speak French
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: and Sano is their language. Uh. Cameroon is to the west,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: just to give you placement. And Sudan North and South
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Sudan are north and east of where I'm from. Central
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: African Republic alright. The Congo is south of their Tommy,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: I had Congo right there with I'm diamonds. That that's what.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: But that's that's one of their natural resources, diamonds. And anyway,
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• 1:19:32
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• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: here we are, guys, our last break of the day.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: And before we get out of here, Steve, you wanted
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: to give us a what if question? Well, I don't
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: know if it's of what if? But what would you
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: do for I think it's a better way to put it.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Here's the question that I'm proposing to each one of you.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start with the ladies. Tommy Junior, don't say nothing.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Yours gonna be different. Ladies. Yes for thirty million dollars.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: Yes whatever we said that at the boat And what else?
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  Speaker 1: Would you go to prison for? Five years? Oh no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: do over? Yah Junior Junior and Tommy five years in prison,
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  Speaker 1: you get out. Fifty million. Yeah, yeah, I'm going no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, I'm talking it ain't fed now. We're going
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  Speaker 1: like Pelican Bay or selling Quentins. We're going out there
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  Speaker 1: or Angola. You can pick either one. You can go to.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't Gola, Pelican Bay or Quentin Five years, fifty million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going down there, Tommy, I'm going down there. Do
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  Speaker 1: my five. You're way too small for that. It's okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going down there and do the fire up in
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  Speaker 1: the head. Everybody laughing and and go. I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: that right now. I see they have some issues down there,
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  Speaker 1: and it's gonna be offensive to somebody. Junior, take it
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  Speaker 1: fifty million. First of all, I'm going down there, and
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  Speaker 1: my name is no longer Julia, it's Jay Rock. I
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  Speaker 1: got five years that you hard now you're looking up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't Jay Rock. I can't go into the Julia. You
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  Speaker 1: know you get on there with Julian in your voice.
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  Speaker 1: Down a couple of octions. Hey, I'm not playing the games. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not playing right now. Try me. Try me. I
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  Speaker 1: ask getting tossed up nobody. Five years, fifty million, You
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  Speaker 1: will go tell me I'm going, really what, I really
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  Speaker 1: can't do that crazier than I thought. I can't. I
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  Speaker 1: can't go down and do that playing, but I can't
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  Speaker 1: go down and do that. I can't go do I
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  Speaker 1: can't do that. No, I can make fifty million dollars free,
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  Speaker 1: now I would say that. That's the thinking, Junior. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's out there. I just don't not here making while
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  Speaker 1: I'm free, not thirty million. One year three five. With
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  Speaker 1: the pandemic, we were hard months. Come me that show?
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen that show up? That show goes? That's
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  Speaker 1: sixty days in show. Yeah, I've seen it. That that
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  Speaker 1: right there. I can't do that now me neither, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, I'm not going jail five years, Oh goodness
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  Speaker 1: telling about hell? No, what if you die? I'm finding
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  Speaker 1: to pay for a few people while I'm in there.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody offending? Do nothing? Tell me five years? Stop it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm paying everybody. I'm playing. I'm paying the black side,
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  Speaker 1: I'm paying the white side. And you're not gonna have
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  Speaker 1: fifty million. Then when you get out, you down about
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  Speaker 1: thirteen million plus in there for the fifth man. Please
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  Speaker 1: give you know they keep wanting. They don't they don't stop.
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  Speaker 1: You keep giving. You can't give me nothing to go to.
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  Speaker 1: You can't ain't gold of Saint Quentin and Pelican Bay
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  Speaker 1: five years. All right, Steve, how'd you come up with
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  Speaker 1: that question? I don't know. I just threw it out there.
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  Speaker 1: I just thought about it, that's all. But y'all was
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  Speaker 1: in with that thirty million, one billion to do? What
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: to go to prison? Okay, I'll say this for two
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  Speaker 1: and a half years. Well we'll cut it in half.
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  Speaker 1: Billion dollars. Yes, he's thinking about it. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: about that. Take me how much? How much? How much?
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  Speaker 1: Well we know you go, you go for five Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you stay out of this time. Yeah you Steve has
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  Speaker 1: a price. Yeah, so yeah, a billion dollars two years.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what though, I no, I can't go.
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  Speaker 1: I can't go. Who on a half? How much? I
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: can't go for two and a half years. I'm sixty
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  Speaker 1: four years old. I can't get out there. He's sixty
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  Speaker 1: on a hand, I get out, get out. It's got
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  Speaker 1: a billion dollars. I'd rather just gonna take my shot
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  Speaker 1: and try to make mine. Ye like, junior, you can
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  Speaker 1: make I like being free. It's it's not being free.
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  Speaker 1: It's man a man, man, do you know how to
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  Speaker 1: use a bathroom in prison? You're gonna get to walk
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  Speaker 1: into the yard. What's this not free? You get to
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  Speaker 1: walk outside and yeah, going out there. You know what's
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  Speaker 1: happening in the yard right now? I'm not going. I can't,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't watch shall shank you go all out in
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  Speaker 1: the yard? Pick up stones? Several times? Morgan Freeman was
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  Speaker 1: in that movie. Yes I happen. If if Morgan wanted
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  Speaker 1: you to go to jail for a yell, go with
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  Speaker 1: Mogan Freeman. Timer. They was in the movie, Timmy and
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  Speaker 1: Sean Shank but they also said cut right. Yeah, see
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  Speaker 1: they wasn't in prison all one for for five million dollars,
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  Speaker 1: all of you. Would you sleep with a person that
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  Speaker 1: you cannot stand? You can't stand this person? Yes? You?
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  Speaker 1: And would you sleep with them? I'm talking about all
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  Speaker 1: the way? Yeah, thirty days you got to be with
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  Speaker 1: this person. You don't think you could do that? Tommy
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: that I'm married to that person. Yeah, we'll be back tomorrow, y'all.
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