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Mike Tyson, $500 Wedding, Shirley's Candles, Keke Palmer and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things and at me through good Star, listening
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  Speaker 1: to mother. Please, I don't join jo You gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: you're going? You are you gotta turn to turn them out?
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  Speaker 1: Turn you haven't got to turn them out? Then turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water go. Come come on your bad
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I shall will a good morning everybody. You
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  Speaker 1: are listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show. Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah. Man, ooh boh,
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  Speaker 1: boh boy. Man, God has been good to me. I
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  Speaker 1: can't even I can't even put it into words, man,
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  Speaker 1: but I try, though, I try, try try. God does
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  Speaker 1: things for me just right on time. He's so cool
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  Speaker 1: with it. And I happened to run across Joel Oldstein
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  Speaker 1: on television like I often do all the time, and
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  Speaker 1: I was sitting there and he had such a timely
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  Speaker 1: message for me. A part of it was something that
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  Speaker 1: I've said oftentimes about if you really really want to
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  Speaker 1: be successful, if you really really want to change, if
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  Speaker 1: you really really want to prosper If you really really
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  Speaker 1: want to achieve greatness, if you really really want to
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  Speaker 1: have something in life that's worth having, if you really
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  Speaker 1: really want to accomplish your goals, you got to push
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  Speaker 1: through all of it. He said that when you get
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  Speaker 1: closer to it, the more difficult it becomes. Did you
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  Speaker 1: hear me? He said, the closer you get to what
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  Speaker 1: it is you want or you need, or you have
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  Speaker 1: to have, or or you would love to be, it
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  Speaker 1: gets a little bit more difficult when you get closer.
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  Speaker 1: He told this story that's in the Bible that I
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  Speaker 1: never heard before. This is what he said. He said
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  Speaker 1: that was a man who was paralyzed, and he had
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  Speaker 1: heard that Jesus was speaking at a house, and so
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  Speaker 1: he wanted to get there. So he convinced four of
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  Speaker 1: his friends to put him on a stretcher and carry
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  Speaker 1: him for hours to get to this house where Jesus
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  Speaker 1: was speaking. He said that along the way, these friends
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  Speaker 1: said that they went along because he had so much
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  Speaker 1: faith that if he could just get to him, it
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  Speaker 1: could be better that he could if he could just
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  Speaker 1: get over the end he could see him, that he
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  Speaker 1: might have a shot at getting held. And so he
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  Speaker 1: said they took out along the way and they walked
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  Speaker 1: and they walked and they walked for hours. And then
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  Speaker 1: when they got there, the house was completely filled with people.
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  Speaker 1: That was absolutely it was packed wall to wall. That
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  Speaker 1: was absolutely no way for the men to get him
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  Speaker 1: on that stretcher end to see Jesus. This is a
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  Speaker 1: story that Joel Osteen said is in the Bible, and
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  Speaker 1: he was telling it now. I'm just repeating the parts
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  Speaker 1: of it. I got gathered and so he said. They
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  Speaker 1: were sat there and they went, wow, man, we walked
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  Speaker 1: all this weight and it's full, and and and and
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  Speaker 1: and and and we can't get there, he said. And
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  Speaker 1: then the guy with the affliction told the four men,
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  Speaker 1: if you get up on the roof and cut a
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  Speaker 1: hole in it and lower me down, I bet I
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  Speaker 1: could see him then, and I better to be all
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  Speaker 1: right now. He then said, you must imagine how these
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  Speaker 1: four men must have felt when you carry somebody for
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  Speaker 1: hours on on on on on on the way. They
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  Speaker 1: had to carry some cloth connected by a couple of sticks,
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  Speaker 1: said the men. Shoulders had to be bruised, had to
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  Speaker 1: have deep gouges in them, not cuts, but just indentations
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  Speaker 1: were they had carried the weight of this grown man
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  Speaker 1: for so many hours, and they looked at him in disbelief, like, man,
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about. We didn't walked all this far.
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  Speaker 1: He said, yeah, but if you get up on that
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  Speaker 1: roof and you cut a hole in it and lower
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  Speaker 1: me down, I can see him and when he see me,
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  Speaker 1: it'll be all right. After sitting there and imploring the men,
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  Speaker 1: they went up and did just that, and then and
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  Speaker 1: then the story that Joel Osteen said, the man was healed.
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  Speaker 1: But the point he was making was he was saying
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  Speaker 1: that the closer you get to what it is you
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  Speaker 1: really want, the more difficult it's going to become. But
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  Speaker 1: you've got to push through. So if you don't push through,
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  Speaker 1: you never know, so you can't get right to the answer.
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  Speaker 1: And because it gets really difficult, started creating those little
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  Speaker 1: saying that we got his people. Um, well, I guess
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't meant to be. I guess it wasn't a
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  Speaker 1: or as will. Now, man, I guess you should not
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  Speaker 1: give up right now. I guess you should keep pressing.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you should do more, because see, in all
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  Speaker 1: of us, in all of us, when you've had enough,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to know something you do have a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more in all of us. You can do
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  Speaker 1: one more you know. That's one of my favorite things
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  Speaker 1: that I heard. Joel Oldstein said. It kind of made
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  Speaker 1: me feel good. He said, I always feel like I
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  Speaker 1: can do one more anything, And I tell my friends
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  Speaker 1: all the time, I can do one more man, I
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  Speaker 1: could do one more day. I can do one more anything.
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  Speaker 1: Now Here was the jewel that I never really knew
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  Speaker 1: that Joel Oldstein and God sent to me I needed
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  Speaker 1: to hear. He said that no matter what you're going through,
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  Speaker 1: no matter how long the challenge is you've been facing,
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  Speaker 1: God has an end date for it all. Did you
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  Speaker 1: hear me? No matter what you're going through, no matter
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  Speaker 1: what challenge you're facing, no matter what situation you've gotten
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  Speaker 1: yourself into, God has an ending date. All you got
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  Speaker 1: to do is keep pressing forward. All you got to
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  Speaker 1: do is hanging now. All you got to do is
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  Speaker 1: don't give up. All you have to do is don't
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  Speaker 1: turn back. That is an end date for all of it,
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  Speaker 1: even when you think you've had enough. And boy, have
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  Speaker 1: I had this conversation with God on several things that
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  Speaker 1: I've been going through and I'm going I've even told him, Look,
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  Speaker 1: I got it, man, he said, just keep hanging on.
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  Speaker 1: There is an end date to whatever it is you're
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  Speaker 1: going through. There's an end date to your illness, your sickness,
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  Speaker 1: yo yo, tired of being tired. There's an end date
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  Speaker 1: to this relationship that you can't seem to get through.
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  Speaker 1: Beyond over that's that's like a cancer to you. There's
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  Speaker 1: an end date. But you've got to hang in there.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to keep pushing forward. You cannot turn around.
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  Speaker 1: You must not go back, because when God gets you
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  Speaker 1: through this and you break through to the other side,
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  Speaker 1: the reward and the benefit is far greater than the struggle.
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  Speaker 1: I oftentimes look at some of the things that God
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  Speaker 1: has brought me through in my worst times, and when
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  Speaker 1: He brought me through, I went, wow, man, now that
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  Speaker 1: I understand that, Now that I'm on the other side
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  Speaker 1: and I have the benefit of the reward for it,
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  Speaker 1: would you do it all again to get there? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I would. You're listening to ladies and gentlemen. Here it
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  Speaker 1: is Steve Harvey Morny Show. Hey listen, I hope you're
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  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy Junior. What's on your mind this morning? Okay? Uncle?
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  Speaker 1: How did it start? And what was the outcome? Johnny
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  Speaker 1: Johnny was about here, had got the best of me.
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  Speaker 1: We had been tussling so long. Nobody broke it up.
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  Speaker 1: and I was in trouble. Johnny Waller had got a
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  Speaker 1: couple of blows in that had grazed my jaw. He
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  Speaker 1: had me, but I was moving my head side to side.
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  Speaker 1: I knew not to just stay there and give him
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  Speaker 1: a cold shot, so I wasn't bob and I was
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  Speaker 1: just turning my head in the direction that I saw
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  Speaker 1: of my hands up and was just trying to push
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  Speaker 1: him in the face, you know how you just want.
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  Speaker 1: I just push his face up and get his chin
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  Speaker 1: up in the ass high as I can so I
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  Speaker 1: can stop some of these blows from raining down. My
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  Speaker 1: baby finger accidentally got caught in Johnny Walla's nostril and
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  Speaker 1: I pushed up and it tore his nostril after the
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  Speaker 1: base from the top of his little and blood went everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Johnny Wallace star crying. He rolled off of me. When
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  Speaker 1: I went to school the next day, word had got
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  Speaker 1: out that Steve Harvey, who was now Slim the Snatcher,
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  Speaker 1: had busted Johnny Walla's nose when the actuality I accidentally
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  Speaker 1: told his nostril off his and man Steve John now
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  Speaker 1: he had to get eight stitches at the base of
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  Speaker 1: his nostril. And boy, after that, I was steed a
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  Speaker 1: snatchell speed, a stitchman stitching Steve, you know rock I'm
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey punched Johnny Waller. And after the story got
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  Speaker 1: The pastors are here with church complaints. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening Morning show. All right, it is time. Now
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  Speaker 1: it's Monday, you know, so it must be time for
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  Speaker 1: Reverend Motown and Deacon Deaf jam with church complaints. Ween, girl,
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  Speaker 1: on this Monday morning, we come to you with gravaciousness.
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  Speaker 1: We come to you with the benevolouncy or gratuity that
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  Speaker 1: Lord h u no, no, no, that one where you
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  Speaker 1: star athlete in North Carolina. Ya. We turn this over
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  Speaker 1: to Deacon Death Jail for church complaint commody a self pastor.
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  Speaker 1: The Mask Church Singer Contest is this coming on Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: They are asking that Deacon Junior not enter this year.
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  Speaker 1: His high pitch through everyone into something and they asking
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  Speaker 1: that you get him to not get involved this year.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in total agreement with that. But I have already
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  Speaker 1: given or Brother Junior or permission to sing in the
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  Speaker 1: mask or tellent search at the church. And he's he's
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  Speaker 1: gonna wear the mask that I said he could. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna let him sing in this. Yeah, he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: come out as an aunt. Why ain't nobody done an
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  Speaker 1: aunt all that season? And no season I've seen our aunt.
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  Speaker 1: But well that's why you know, I would imagine it
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  Speaker 1: for Ed saying though that's what head sound like, and
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  Speaker 1: that that way will know as him and we don't.
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  Speaker 1: We'll just take him out there. We won't judge him
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  Speaker 1: so harsh. All right, Well, there you have it, U,
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  Speaker 1: Deacon Junior, you are cleared to continue being in the U.
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  Speaker 1: If he gets the round to his costume is a
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  Speaker 1: squeaky dog, he's gonna be that around well, good luck,
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  Speaker 1: squeead Pastor has cleared you. Mister Sharlene Murphy's son, Garrett
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  Speaker 1: Murphy has been caught stealing catalytic catalytic converters. Uh. He
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  Speaker 1: stole one while a car was at a red light,
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  Speaker 1: and two mow at a fast food drive due. Now
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  Speaker 1: he he got all of them. Why the cars were running.
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  Speaker 1: This boy's incredible, but now the only reason why he
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  Speaker 1: got caught as he tried to order some while he
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  Speaker 1: was in the drive through. Sister Murphy is asking for
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  Speaker 1: thirty five hundred to beil him out. We're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: be able to get involved in that, Sister Murphy. Sorry
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  Speaker 1: to form you of that, but he got to learn
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  Speaker 1: the lesson. Give him credit though, When you can steal
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  Speaker 1: a catialytic converter at Travior Glayden wanted to drive through
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  Speaker 1: your ass is stealing who they say he gets up out?
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  Speaker 1: He gets him in by thirty thirty one stackers. He
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  Speaker 1: gets him out. Good on the whole thing. Ikin said.
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  Speaker 1: You call him game. People that make a grand theft
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  Speaker 1: auto and see if they ain't a road for him
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  Speaker 1: in that. Oh no, I don't know what to tell.
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  Speaker 1: We can move on to the neckler. I get him.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got a third hunter being out he didn't
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  Speaker 1: get we know catilytic converter. I know that. Now, Well,
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  Speaker 1: we got the I'm worried about the church van. But
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  Speaker 1: we'll we'll, we'll keep eying on it. But I'm worried
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  Speaker 1: about it. You left that call, lead converter, come up
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  Speaker 1: missing on that church vand I got something for a
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  Speaker 1: little or wasn't it? I got something a little good?
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  Speaker 1: All right. Now here's a major issue. Deacon Mike Tyson
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  Speaker 1: is asking for forgiveness for his actions that occurred on
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  Speaker 1: the airplane where he beat a passenger. We're throwing a
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  Speaker 1: water bottle at him. The members are fifty fifty on
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  Speaker 1: his prayer requests, but that's that's on your car if
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  Speaker 1: you want to pray for Mike and not pass I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what the other fifty feel about that. We
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  Speaker 1: are in total support a brother Mike. On this room
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  Speaker 1: right here, I saw the vigil of the white boy,
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  Speaker 1: kept all pressing it. Yes he did, Yes he did.
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  Speaker 1: Then he called him a peasant. He did that. He
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  Speaker 1: did that, Yes, he did using well you know, Mike
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  Speaker 1: got him, dropped them hands on and he looked like
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  Speaker 1: a food on that chemt all them cuts on side
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  Speaker 1: of his head. Mike was tagging his head and Jack
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  Speaker 1: part join the Jerusalem is in total support or brother
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  Speaker 1: Mike Tyson. Matter of fact, the bail money that sister
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  Speaker 1: catalytic converter boy is requestioned for. The thirty five hundred
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  Speaker 1: will putting that in the fun to free Mike Tyson
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  Speaker 1: just in case, just in case. So we are we
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  Speaker 1: are own Mike Tyson side with him, Tyson side, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you know I would let you know he
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  Speaker 1: has called for prayer, don't give it to him. And
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  Speaker 1: the thirty five hundred for that little boy stood the
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  Speaker 1: Catalytic Converters. He has a problem. Sister Berta Jean has
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  Speaker 1: been telling members that she is in jail and needs
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  Speaker 1: money to bear hot out. He raised six thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: from the members. Now we lately found out that she
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  Speaker 1: is in Facebook jail for most in bad information about
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  Speaker 1: dieting people. He said, come on in the room, has
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  Speaker 1: sexual inuendos and I so u he's in Facebook jail.
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  Speaker 1: Why is so many our members incarcerated? Let me make
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  Speaker 1: this perfect, good clear. There will be no more money
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  Speaker 1: it's donated, collected, released, or any other phone for bail, trial,
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  Speaker 1: legal fees or nothing else like that. In the hill
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  Speaker 1: would do another church? What would Judge Steve do? I
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  Speaker 1: mean when he when he has some type of law
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  Speaker 1: because we gotta go. Yeah, coming up, Thank you, Reverend
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  Speaker 1: Motown and Deacon depth Jam coming up next next, asked
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  Speaker 1: the CELLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening show coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour. In our entertainment report, two celebrities
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  Speaker 1: had a hard time with over zealous fans. We'll talk
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  Speaker 1: about Mike Tyson's incident on an airplane and how Keke
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  Speaker 1: Palmer's privacy was violated recently. We'll get all into that, okay,
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, But right now it
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  Speaker 1: is time for ask the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey in the building ready for your love questions. Shar
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  Speaker 1: Linda and New Jersey says, my sister and I fell
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  Speaker 1: out over you, mister CLO. I told her that you
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  Speaker 1: said men and women can't be friends. I bet her
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  Speaker 1: a hundred dollars that her platonic friend would hit her
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  Speaker 1: in the face, would hit on her if he was drunk.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where I got hit her in the face.
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  Speaker 1: Ruff would hit on her when he was drunk, and
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  Speaker 1: lo and behold, it happened right in front of me.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't want to pay up now, but I won
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  Speaker 1: fair and square. How do I get my money, mister Cloe,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the chief love officer. I ain't the chief collection officer, said,
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  Speaker 1: there are two different titles. I told her what I
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  Speaker 1: said to her. She didn't believe. Now, how you get
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  Speaker 1: your one hundred? I can't help you, See, I really can't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't help you. Why why don't you
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  Speaker 1: just be satisfied with the fact that you will write?
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to get a hundred, and I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I could tell you how to get the hundred. I see.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes it ain't a hundred. I'll be after when I
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  Speaker 1: went in the bed. You don't have to pay me
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  Speaker 1: the money. Sometimes I get it out in other ways.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna get a hundred dollars worth, though she
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  Speaker 1: wants to know. That's what she wants to know. Though,
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  Speaker 1: how does she get her money? Well, I can't help
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  Speaker 1: her get her money. Shure, I'm not a connection on you.
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  Speaker 1: See I got I can punish you on the radio
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  Speaker 1: with jokes. I can release some about you on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: I could do a lot of things and getting my
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  Speaker 1: money out you. But I don't know how she don't.
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  Speaker 1: She don't want to lose her friendship over one hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 1: You was just writing her sister, this is what her sister.
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  Speaker 1: Your sister ain't gonna pay you, all right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: Johnny and Lexington says, I'm a thirty year old daddy's
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  Speaker 1: girl and my mom recently told me that I need
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  Speaker 1: to get my own man. That really hurt, especially since
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  Speaker 1: I've had failed relationships because I'm looking for a man
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: like my dad. How can she be so cruel? Is
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: a jealousy who her mother told her that? Yeah, her
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: mom told her to get her own man because she's
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: a daddy's girl. She's thirty years old. Yeah she told
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: you that. Yeah, yeah, lad, is some jealousy in there
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: because she tied it at But you know, you're trying
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: to find somebody like your daddy, but you can't find
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: somebody like your daddy, in your daddy and at your
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: daddy's house. So I don't know what to do it
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: you're just sitting around the house looking at your daddy,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: waiting on him to come up to the dough and
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: ring the doughbell. It's probably not gonna happen. You know,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: make yourself more available. Let let let let the possibility
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: if you be made known on the wider scale. Get
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: on the dating site, you know, get your two telephones
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: on this dating site and start us seeing what's out there.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Just make yourself. But you ain't got to go hunting.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Just make yourself available. You ain't got to do a
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: little swiping right and swiping left. You ain't got to
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: get into that. They're gonna swipe for you. They're gonna
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: look for your hunters, will friend you. Okay, all right.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: She's really a little upset with her mom. You know that,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: because she's you know, ain't now you can do about
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: your mom, and because your mama crazy. Moving on to
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Essence in Buffalo, Essen says, my husband and I are
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: in our mid fifties and we used to be swingers
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: until his ed stopped. Are fun. I'm fun with him
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: pleasing me In other ways. But he keeps encouraging me
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: to hang out with our old group if I need to.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Would that be selfish? Well, you know the fact that
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: you're asking about the old group or something you're thinking
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: about doing what he has asking me? Would that be selfish?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: He hadn't told you to go hang out with the
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: group if you need to. What he needed to do
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: is fix that damn problem though, because it is fixable, homie.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: That what you need to do. Go get your blood
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: work done, go to a qualified eurologist, and they got
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: all types of stuff out here. You got to be
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: sitting up there, nless. You have just wore yourself out.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: And now that could have happened. He just could be exhausted. Yeah,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: mid fifty swingers, Yeah, mid fifty. He ain't got much left. Well,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: all right, so go to the doctor, is what you're
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: saying to this couple. The dude need to go to
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: the doctor. Man, Okay, they got things out here, Now
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: get self some help. You know how sometimes black men
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: don't like what like to go to the doctor. That's
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: what they say. I'll tell you what black men really
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: don't like just laying over there. Don't like the doctor?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: How about your ass? Just laying over. There ain't nothing
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: going on. How about that smily morning activity back in
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: your life? Boy, go to the doctor. All right, all right?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Ryann in Southfield, ray Ann says, I'm
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: dating a man that loves to shop for me, and
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: he bought a dress that's too small. I don't want
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: to tell him that I need a size sixteen. Instead,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: should I sneak to them all and exchange it myself
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: or be honest and embarrassed about my dress size? Listen
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: to me? He yo, man, it don't the number don't
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: mean nothing to him. He liked what he liked. Okay,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: he loves to shop for you. He just don't know
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: the right size to buy. If if he was bothered
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: by your size, he'd be shopping for a different person.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: But he keeps shopping to buy you stuff. He just
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: don't know the number. See it looks so good to him.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: He don't see sixteen. Uh huh, he see what he liked.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Not to him, that might be a twelve. Yeah, you
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: got it going on? Ran in other words, you know,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: went to sixteen? You know, you know, see you tripping?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Uh huh? You know? He holding dresses up to light
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: on rats and stuff that you can't do that. Yeah,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: so she should go and exchange it. Just go and
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: exchange it. You ain't got to get into nothing. You
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: don't have to sneak in. Just go exchange it. That's
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: it's nothing wrong with this and exchange They have your
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: size down now. But she, she's she's saying, you know,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: she's embarrassed and all of that. She she be Why
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: are you embarrassed when you said you got a man
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: that loves to shop for you. He liked dressing up
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: the package, he liked this man just don't know the
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: right number to buy. It don't matter to him that
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: you was sixteen. Yeah, simple fix, Rand, don't make problems
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: where there are none. Man, see you, you're feeling guilty
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: about something that's your issue. He don't have that issue.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: He keep buying clothes for you. If he had a
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: real issue with your size, he'd be looking for somebody
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: that was a different size. Okay, I hope he hurt
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: that Rands. Oh a lot of what kind of shout heck? Oh? Girls? Lord,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you clo. Coming up at the top
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news right after this.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. A flight out of San Francisco
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: International Airport turned violent last Wednesday night. We've all heard
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: this story by now, when boxing legend Mike Tyson repeatedly
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: punched a passenger. He punched a passenger in the face, yeah,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: after he threw a water bottle at him. According to
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: TMZ Sports m Melbourne Townsend, the passenger was extremely intoxicated
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: and would not stop provoking Tyson. Then he threw a
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: water bottle at him. Witnesses reported that Tyson did not
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: appear angry at first, and then things took a turn
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: after Tyson took a selfie with the man and the
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: man reportedly kept trying to talk to Tyson. After punching
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: a man several times in the face, witness his claim
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Tyson then walked off the plane. Townsend reportedly got medical
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: attention and then went to the police of what's your
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: safety go ahead? He went to the police. There may
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: be felony battery charges filed against Tyson, and since the
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: incident took place on a paint on a plane, he
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: might be prohibited from flying. Melbourne Townsend. The passenger reportedly
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: has a lengthy criminal history. He's listed as a habitual
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: felon after he received Yeah, yeah, he started it. Yeah.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: He's also been convicted of identity fraud, use of drug paraphernalia, trafficking,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: stolen property, possession of a control substance. The list goes
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: on and on with this guy. Um yeah, I mean
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: look the video I saw he was harassed at Mike.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: You know, people think when you meet a celebrity that
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: you have to him. You don't. You don't, And you
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: took liberties and you kept talking to the man. Then
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: you throw I didn't even see the water battle. But
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: once you throw a water bottle at the grown man,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: what you want to happen? The fact that it's Mike
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Tyson is Yeah, it's irrelevant. You threw a water bottle
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: atting me partner. You know that you can't do that. Man.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: What I think some people won't like. It's some guys
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: that get get get drunk, get lit, and they like,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna, I'm gonna I'm gonna take a Mike Tyson punch.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: But damn, that's what you got. It's some people you
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: got it to see what that's like? Hey man, that
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: was somebody feeling it. Yeah, you know, I mean so
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: like you don't know what this guy was trying to do.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: But you could go to the police, but see you
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: don't went to the police with with the wrong evidence.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: All I saw was a man harassing Mike Tyson and
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: then witness to say he threw a water bottle at it.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Now you posted to get your ass whipped in most
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: parts of the world that I've been in it all right,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: So listen to what happened to actress Kki Palmer. Kiki
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: says she politely declined to take a picture with an
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: overzealous fan, but still had a personal space violated by
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: the fan. Kiki detailed her story on social media over
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: the weekend and how a female fan kept pressing her
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: for a picture and wouldn't take no for an answer
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: and then hit record after Kiki turned her down. Kki
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: posted on social media, no means no, even if it
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: doesn't pertain to sex. I was at the bar the
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: other day and this girl asked me three times for
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: a picture, and I told her three times nicely that
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I did not want to take one with her. She
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: still proceeded to film me against my will. If I
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: went off on her, I would have been wrong. So
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I just nervously laughed while my privacy was invaded. I
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: don't don't take a picture of the ball, good God,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: don't do that. Cool cool, cool, cool, yeah girl, man,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: But that's just it. Like she said, no means no.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: A person doesn't have to do anything that they don't
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: want to do. Because a person is a celebrity, they
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: don't owe you anything. Now, if a celebrity takes a
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: picture with you out of because he just being kind
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: to you, then okay. But see it's hard, man, because
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: once you start taking them pictures and then people look
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: over there and real life. Oh he taking pictures. Now
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: here comes everybody. Now you got to kind of deal
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: with that, man. And that's to you on several occasions, Steve. Yeah. Yeah,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: And it's because if you stop now you now you
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: fin to set yourself up. Yeah. And that used to
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: having a lot when you would walk, you know, when
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: you supply commercial and walk through the airport, camera gonna
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: get your all ass. Whoop, that's what's gonna happen. Put
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: these cameras down, no camera gonna jump and look, I
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: get it. I understand. You got a phone, Panema. This
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: is a person that you like or maybe don't care
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: about it. You just want to blow yourself up in
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: your excitement and you want a picture to capture the
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: moment to say, Hey, I was with so and so.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: But you have to remember something. Now that person has
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: to stop what they're doing. I don't care if it's
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: sitting there just having a quiet moment or walking trying
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: to get to a destination, and you ask them to stop,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: they now have to stop to accommodate you. That you
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: were not in their plans when they left the house
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: that day. So if they do stop and take a picture,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: that's out of the kindness of their heart and they
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: come home. But so I'll tell people all the time, hey,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: you gotta take it while we're walking, because if I stop,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: they're gonna line up. So I tell people, hey, look,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: if you could take it right now, you got to
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: stop you moving, ma'am, excuse me if you take the picture,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: just walking next to me, take the picture, get your
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: friend to get out front. But so I can keep
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: doing what I'm doing, just allow me that. Now the
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: other problem comes into plays. If I don't want to
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: take a picture, I should reserve that, right, That's what
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Kiki saying. She just politely declined, you know, to take
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: the picture with the fan, but the fan persisted and
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Kiki felt violated. You know, you know, Uncle, I was
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: with you read in Vegas Man, and it was lined
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: up around the table, Shirley. We try to gamble wet.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: They weren't even for me. I left the group because
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: when I'm gambling, I just try to wear glasses and
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: keep my head down. I just look at my chips
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: in the board and just try to keep my head
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: because if I look up here they come now pick bosses.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: They don't lie for them. Pictures in then hey, no
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: pictures you know now they're mad. Yeah, yeah, all right,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: we're gonna move on now. Vegas Man coming up at
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour. The nephew has something on
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: his mind. We'll find out where Tommy's thinking about right
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, Temmy, I hear you
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: have something a little pressing on your mind. You know,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I'm always I got three kids. Everybody knows I have
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: three kids. I got twenty five year old or seventeen
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: year old and a ten year old, and the twenty
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: we had the twenty five again. You know, it rotates
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: on who has issues right now, big dog, twenty five
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: year old. You know he started out a track star.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Then he's gonna be a wrapper. Okay. Now I don't
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: know how we got it is, but now he wants
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: to be a chef. All right. Now we culinary school.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: We want to go to culinary school. So I didn't
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: put my money on the track star. I didn't put
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: my money on the wrapper. And now my head's at nine.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Now we time my culinary I want to go to
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: court the home blue. I don't know where that sad,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: but I want to go to chol New York. Okay.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: You know you want to help your children get to
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: their goal and achieve what they're trying to achieve. I
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: want to do that. I'm always big. I'm big on that.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: My dad was. He wrote it out with me. I'm
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: trying to ride it out. But when do you pull
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: back and say, okay, hold on, man, I didn't put
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: when it ran over here, I don't put fifty grand
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: over here, man zam. Now when boy, you spending some money, well,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: let me help you out. Man. Junior, here, junior, you
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: don't have any children. You are out of this sent
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: him and telling you to spend some money. You ain't
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: You don't know the half of it. Oh my god, boy,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: you don't know the half. Me and Shirley and Tommy
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: can tell you some things about spending money. You need
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: to just sit there and learn. All right, let's go
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: over this now, Tommy, because I have three sons. You
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: have three children, Yes, sir, I've had to learn something
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: that that there are a reflection of who we are
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: at one point. True, let's go with this. Your son
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: wanted to be a track star. Didn't you run? Yeah?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Did you turn out to be a track star? Not
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: at all. Now he want to be a rapper. Ain't
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: you an entertainment you're saying? Do you understand what he's
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: trying to do? I get it. And now he wants
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: to go to culinary school. Don't you claim to be
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: a great cook? I do, like father, like son, sending
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: that bar to culinary school? Because this just maybe it.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: You don't have to figure it all out in your twenties.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: But it's a good thing that that boy is trying.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: So Trey, I support you. Uncle Steve is with your
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: congratulations called Tyree is sending your ass to or don't
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: be thank you very much. Tray can't wait for your
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: first Oh godoy, Blue here we come, all right, great
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: advice as usual, Steve, coming up at thirty four minutes
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: after the hour. A California couple, speaking of spending money,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: only spent five hundred dollars on their wedding. We'll find
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: out how right after this, huney, you're listening to show,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: all right and trending news. A young black California couple
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: went viral for having a beautiful wedding ceremony that only
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: costs them get this, five hundred dollars. Now, we all
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: know how expensive weddings can be, especially you, Steve. Well Um,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: take a page out of Kiera. You didn't have some
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: weird yeah you know, I ain't don't want multiple times
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: you know. Hello? Anyway, anyway, what Kiara her name is
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Kiara Brokenborg and her husband Joel spent just five hundred
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: dollars on their entire wedding, which included the dress, venue
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: and the reception. The couple held their ceremony of the
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Angelus Crest Highway with southern California's mountains as just the
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: beautiful backdrop. They could only invite thirty to forty relatives.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: That seems like a lot for five hundred dollars and
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: close friends. Because they didn't have a permit for the
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: area for the ceremony, the couple only paid for the
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: chairs and an arch. The bride explained, our goal was
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: to be just as minimal as possible and to spend
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: the least amount of money as possible. She bought her
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: wedding dress from the fast fashion online brand Sheen, which
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: only cost her wedding dress only cost forty seven dollars.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Forty seven dollars. Oh, why didn't I know this one?
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I got married forty seven dollars. Okay, both done? She said,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to spend a lot of money on
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: a dress because I had the mindset that I'm going
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: to where this one time for a few hours. Now.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Of course this did not include the ring, the five
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars, but she did all that, all his tucks.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: You didn't say nothing about his clothes. No five hundred
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: dollars he had. But they got the reception with thirty
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: to forty friends and relatives in that dress. I mean this, Wow.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: You want to know my response to this? Yes, of course,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: so he could have had the same issue. So we
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: nobody want nobody nobody wan't no five hundred dollars win
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: and our damn show don't want to go to war
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: because it seemed to me like, if you're gonna throw
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: away in for five hundred, do what I'm thinking? In hell,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: you got to dress down at the thrift though in
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: the back for they shet it out front, and it
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: probably wasn't clean, so he had to take your dress
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: to the dry cleaner. You had the wedding down at
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: the shelter because you don't need a permit to have
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: a wedding at the shelter like you did out on
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: the freeway, because you had more than thirty people, because
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: you didn't have nowhere for the chairs to be placed.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Remember the chairs, Well, if you do it at the shelter,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: everybody could sit on the edge of the bed na.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Who want to go down there for that one? But
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: if they're your friends or family, you're gonna go and
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: support that man. I had a partner one time that
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: got locked up right and he became a penpile. This
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: was before you know cell phones, because out he a
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: penpile with a girl. Now he didn't wrote me and
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: told me he didn't met somebody he gonna marry. I said, well, dog,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: you're getting out soon. Oh no, I ain't getting out.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: So he said no, he said, no, this is you know,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: this is the this is after this is weeks of talking.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: But we got to mail these letters. You know what.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: No right, and I damn sure wasn't in a position
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: to take no phone call collect from the state county.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: That ain't fit to happen, So write me. No, hey man,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I showed wish you could be my best man. M
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: h what I'm not coming to jail nothing unteer best
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: man in jail, boy, they're not fit to let you
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: have guests in there. So you're on the same party
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: and no prison marriage. You're not letting her now. Well,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I gotta say that this couple's wedding five dollars. She
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: looked amazing her dressedness. It looks really good and congratulations. Yeah,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: all right. Coming up next the prank phone call with
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: the nephew. Right after this conjical Wizards. You're listening to
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: this day morning show coming up at four minutes after
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today and the
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: subject of the letter today is bless this blended mess.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll get into that uh huh. We'll get
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: into that in just a bit, but right now it
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: is time for the nephew and his prank phone call
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: for today. What you got for us today? Now? What
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: you got? As you know, last year, bought me of
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: this glove so that I may have healing power that
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: cracks me up every time. Certainly, you know what I
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: want to do this movie so bad I do. I
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: think I got it. I got it for this Which
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: way is up? Richard pryme movie a classic? Which way
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: is up? Man? I can blame myself? Which is what
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: he needed to play? All right? Played the played the Preacher.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I think I definitely got that, and then played the
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: old man. I think, yeah, oh God, hold that movie
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: for all your youngsters out there. If you never saw
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: the movie, which way is up? You're missing something. You
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: gotta you gotta, you gotta, you gotta pull that one
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: up and take a look, because that right there and
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: when they get to that trailer home and here and
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: there with stings and she didn't lock that dough. Trust me,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I hope you got a strong back. You gotta see
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: the movie. You have to see the movie, which Richard,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Let's get funny for a minute. Right here, this we've
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: benna get stupid for a minute. Not funny, We're gonna
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: get stupid, straight ignorant right here, This right here is
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: adoption agency. Adoption Agency cat Dog. If you would hello, Hello,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Clarence. Uh yeah, this is Clarence.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: How you doing man? This is Robert Robert. We were
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: trying to get a schedule with you guys. Maybe we
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: can swing through and uh pick up a little Clarence.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I guess around six, if you guys are available around six?
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Uh okay, hey, what do you mean picking up little clans? Well,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: we got the um, we got the call that we
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: can come and actually pick up Clarence and and and
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: take him with us. If you guys packed this things
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: up yet? Whoa way? Man got the call from? Who
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: did you can come pick him up? Well, my name
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: is Robert, Robert and my wife and I got the
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: call that we could do. You not know about us,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: um adopting little Clarence? Oh what adopting? Who? Oh? Okay,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, are you guys that are you guys
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: that drive? Yeah that's that's my address, but uh, what
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about? You're gonna come taking the son
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: from you. Okay, but you your your son is two
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: years old? Right, yeah, he's two? Would you come to
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: pick up my son? And what is this agency's number?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Whether the agency told us that? What adoption agency? They've
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: got all our information, We've we've filled out all the paperwork,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: and you guys aren't aware that that we're supposed to
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: come there today to pick him up. He don't know
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: what adoptionation said as well, how to get my information.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure we've we've got pictures of Clarence and
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: and uh, you know, my wife has actually going out
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: and bought balloons and everything, and and we were gonna
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: come through. They told us anytime today, so we felt
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: maybe like around six pm we'd come get it. Now,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: you ain't coming here to pick up new clans? Tell
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: you that right now? Okay, wait wait a minute, now
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: like this this this, I mean, this can't be happening. Okay,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: wait a minute. You're you're you're you're Clarence Senior. Correct, yes,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I am. And you don't know anything about us to
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: come over there to pick the baby up. He'll know,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I'm no man about this. See what's the adoption agents
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: who build you my information. How they get my information
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: to come pick up my son. I don't know that, sir.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: All I know is is, uh, we've bought a car
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: seat where where you know? My wife has bought balloons? Man,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I don't care y'all bought a car seat, balloons, hotel whatever.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: You ain't come to get my son, Okay, sir. I
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: mean what I'm not gonna do is tell my wife
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: that we're not coming to get Clarence Junior today. Oh yeah, y'all,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to tether that because you ain't coming
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: here to pick up my huh, sir, from with the
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: paperwork that I have, Clarence is actually my son. Now, man,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: you ain't your paperwork? You ain't coming here to pick
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: up my son, Sir, Clarence Junior is mine and I'm
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: actually gonna change his name to Robert. So I mean, like,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: like here you are, come on over here if you
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: want to come on over here. I'm waiting for you.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I'm standing in the driveway right now. Okay, we'll wait
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: a minute. The adoption agency tell us that you guys
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: are not doing well financial financial? Are you working? No?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I ain't working. I'm doing anything. I ain't gonna get
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: rid of my son just because I ain't working. Okay,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: but but but in other words, you're not You're not
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: able to to provide for him. From what I understand,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: my son ain't miss no men. He got clothes on
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: the back, he got a roof over his head. Man,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I'm out. You ain't coming here and pick up my son.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I don't care what I got to do, man, I
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: go out cut glasses. I'll make money on the side
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: watching cars miring. Okay, okay, about to come here and
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: get my son. But don't you think he deserves a
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: better home. I don't know what the but the screw
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: up is. I don't know, but I'm trying at least
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: rationalize with you so you can understand why me and
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: my wife Junior ain't coming and get my son. He
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: ain't got home right now, I learn my son. You
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: ain't telling him nowhere. I'm telling him right ain't any
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: that way? Come on over here, sir. I don't want
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: to go back and forth, but I help Me and
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: my wife are coming to get Clarence today. Okay, come on,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: come on, I'm waiting for you. I'm not returns about
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: two three times. Come on. I'll be waiting right here.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I get you, sir. I don't want any altercations when
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I get there. I just want Clarence to get in
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: the car and me and my wife are gonna take
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: him to its new home. When you get it's gonna
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: be one hell of an altercation. So you might won't
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: come to law. Whoever gonna come with you, bain't my
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: adoption nation too? So I can whoop back to you.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Know what, man, if you want to be able to
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: provide for your family, wouldn't nobody to be trying to
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: adopt your child? The problem is that you can't take
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: care of your family. Now, I'm living my wife coming
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: over there, and we're coming to get Claire and tell
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: you you ain't coming down here to get my child. Man,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: you get down him, you ain't your wife's up. How
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: about wait a minute, wait, will you gonna do what
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: to my wife? I don't hear women, but I'm gonna
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: tell you right now you ain't Your wife's gonna come
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: down here. I'm gonna hurt most of you. Anybody come
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: down here and try to take my child about him
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: as they're gonna do. I'm coming to Kitty. I got
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: to do what I got to tell you what I'm
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now. You ain't coming down here
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: get my son. You your wife are telling you. Nobody's
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: gonna come here and tell you what I feel disappoint
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: my wife has got my No. I don't know how
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: he got my all dress. I don't care what as
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: you sing you got going through or whatever going on.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: But I'm telling right now you come down him. I
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: don't y'all, I don't know about to disappoint my wife
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: now to say were coming to you. I don't give
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: him disappoint where you won't disappoint. I don't get nothing
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: right now, But you ain't gonna take my going about
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: gonna come and get him out that I might have
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: told my wife I was coming to kidding man. I'm
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: telling man, you better tell me your wife. You come
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: in drive away. I'm gonna be sit money whole waiting
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: for the last one. Y'all up, every last one. I
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: don't care who he brings you bringing pleasure the Oldbama.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna you ain't been the tune now, you ain't been.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: You ain't been my son out of the house. I'm
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: gonna tell ride now everybody getting. I haaning to do
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: is let you know this. I'm coming to get clears. Junior.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing to tell me or let me
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: new I'm letting you know. Ride. Now you better come
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: here with the corner and everybody, because I'm about you up.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: You're gonna leave here with the come on, let me
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: tell you something. Let me tell you something. You get
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: his clothes so he could come and live a better life.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: He's not living a good life. There. You get him.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I'm told you about six and eight times. Bring you
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: more down here, and I'm you and everybody whoever you
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: bring down here up. You try to small. You know
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: who else I'm bringing with me. Because I'm bringing somebody,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: you better bring an arm and say what I better
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: be a farmer to come down here. Man, get my
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: son about the house. I'm bringing nephew Timmy with me. Man,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I'm bringing nephew Timmy from the Steve Army more his
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: show with me. Oh man, you land, this is Tommy. Man.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy. Man. Who man, I'm not anybody
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: out here. Man, come down and taking my show. Brother
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: named Benjamin got me to get you dog. Oh man.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: See that's my family get Pepsy next time I see him.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: It's a man that was a good one. Now, oh man,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: all right, Paul, tell me one more thing. Man, what's
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio show in
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: the land, The Steves All the Morning Show. I put
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: the stew in stupid. You understand I'm saying about and
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: I'm good with it. I don't know nobody better than
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: this man. I just I just don't you know what
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: I'm inclined to agree with you? Neither do I. I
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: don't know anyone. You can't, I don't. I don't. I don't. Huh,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I don't. You can't let him have that? Yeah, I
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: don't know anyone. I can't find anybody stupid and damn
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: shame that want to be the stupid hardy. You got
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: an announcement, You got a special announcement coming up? Is
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: it better than my scoop I'm doing? Is it better
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: than promise it will be stupid? Yeah? I won't thank you?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up next strawberry letter, subject bless this
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: blended mess and my special announcement right after this. You're
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: listening to the stry Morning Show, all right, just before
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: we get to the Strawberry Letter. Guys, I have a
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: really special announcement to make. Okay, coming up, it's Mother's Day,
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: it's fast approaching. I've got a very special treat for you,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: introducing drum roll here, drum roll, that would be nice.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Introducing my brand new candle collection. It is called Love
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry from my Heart to yours. Okay, brand news.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Very beautiful aromatic candles. They smell good, they look good,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: all of that, and I'm having they don't smell like strawberries,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: but they smell just as good as strawberries. Trust me
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: on that. They smell good. They last long, they burn
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: up to eighty hours. They're made out of coconut wax
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: and soy. They're just uh huh, they can burn up
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: to eighty hours. That's right, nice, right, So this is
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: what I want you guys to hear. Please join me Saturday,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: May seven, from one to four pm at merge Co.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Merge Co is a store in Fipps Plaza, Okay, Fipps
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Plaza in Atlanta to get your candles just in time
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: for Mother's Day. I want you, when you get your
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: candles to think about self care and taking care of
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: yourself and you know, just sitting back, relaxing, put some
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: music on and just light my candles. But I'm also
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: sure to think about when your lights go out and
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: you can't get them back home. You need emerging emergence.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: The purpose is when when the hurricane come and all
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: the power you ain't paid. The name of the candle again,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: it's love Shirley Strawberry. And this Saturday May seven, from
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: one to four pm, I'll be at Merchco in Atlanta's
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Fipps Plas if you don't know where that Saturday, May seven,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: May seven. Yeah, now let me manage your question. Shirley
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: type was sent due to candles hand. Oh they have
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: beautiful sense. Um, there's only one sense that I'm putting
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: out right now, and that one's called love. Shirley Strawberry.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: It's just you. I want you to think about love,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: loving yourself and self care. So love Shirley Strawberry. Yes,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: how is your wik because your weak me and it's yours.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: It's soft spun cotton. It's soft spun cotton. Yeah, that's
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: what it is. You're gonna love them, trust me on that.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: You guys are gonna get shorts, don't worry you. I'm
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: gonna come down to the fifth please do please. I'm
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: a police too. I'm not coming down now. I'm taking
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I know, damn candle. Yeah, I'm candle. I'm candle, not
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: coming down for you. I'll say, please, don't. You'll start, Yeah,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: you'll start a riot or something. But yeah, it's a company,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: a beautiful company, black owned company called merge COO. And
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: they're right upstairs and pips Plaset. Uh, they're upstairs, right
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: above the Gucci store and right across down from Nordstrom
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: sit Junior on your weekend start show that morning. Yeah
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: you should mention it. I'm gonna tell all right. Well
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I would appreciate that, I really would. But anyway, my
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: candle collection love Shirley Strawberry. Please please please get your one.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: You'll love it, you love it. Yes, if I say
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: all these candles out, you know I'm many? How many
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: we need to sell it out? Oh? If you you
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: mean all of them? Yeah, let's do it right now,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: let's set it up. Okay, let's get to the letter.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: But how many cameras you got? Okay, so about a thousand?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Can you do that? That's gone? Now we got all right,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: just sell out of Tim and nation can do a
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: thank you Jesus. Yeah, that nation, my little old nation,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: got day. I appreciate that. Thank you, guys, thank you
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: for the love and the support. All right, it is
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: time for today's Strawberry letter. If we have some more time,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: please submit your strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: com by clicking submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, you could if
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: you run out your letter, you could just let me do.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: The letter caused the titlest blessed this blended mess. You
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: obviously don't know what daddy got some do with me.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty damn hill. You know they're all about you, Steve.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: You know that. But all right, I'll read the letter
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: and you can respond. I don't know what. Yeah, we
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: don't have a lot of time. Come on, tell me
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: let's go strawberrylett. All right, subject blend bless this blended mess.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a forty seven year old married
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: woman and we have a four bedroom house. I have
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: two children from a previous relationship, and my husband has
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: a grown son by his ex wife. His parents are
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: living with us temporarily because his son has a baby
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: and they want to be here for their great grandchild.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: My mom lives with us too. She's always lived with me,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: and when I got married, I asked her to move
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: upstairs so my husband and I can have the big
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: downstairs bedroom with the on sweet bath. This is when
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: my mom started hating my husband and finding all kinds
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: of things wrong with him, from having stinky feet to
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: how his hairline is receiving. I put my mother in
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: a room upstairs that has a Jack and Jill bat
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: and my husband's grown son shares a bathroom with her.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: He has his fair share of complaints with my mom,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: and my husband and I have talked about putting him out,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: but he's got a newborn to save up for. He
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: is asked if the baby's mother and the baby can
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: move in too, and we both said a big hell no.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: So my two daughters, ages eleven and thirteen, are constantly
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: upstairs fighting because they have to share a room. With
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: these ridiculous house prices, we can't afford to move, and
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: we're about to lose our minds. My husband said, my
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: mom is bad for our marriage and she should go
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: move in with her boyfriend. We both think his son
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: should lead. My husband's mom and dad are taking up
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: our whole basement, and his dad as a sleepwalker, and
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: he peas in the bed. I had no idea that
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: getting married would be so miserable. My husband seems to
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: forget this was my house. I welcomed him and his family.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: So should I get to choose who's going and who's staying?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Am I right or wrong? Wow? Well is a blended mess?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Let me handle this when we come back. You got it.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna flat out tell you who all need to go?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: All right? Steve's response coming up next, subject of the
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter bless this blended mex. We'll be back at
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour you're listening, All right, Come on, Steve,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter uh with with your response.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: This is part one of your response. The letter subject
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: is bless this blended mess? What guy? Well? The request
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: to bless this blended mess? It's kind of a crazy
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: request because you all created the mess. I'm a funny,
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  Speaker 1: sam old married woman and we have a four bedroom house.
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  Speaker 1: That's meaning her and a hug. I have two children
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  Speaker 1: from a previous relationship, and my husband has a grown
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  Speaker 1: son by his ex wife. Now, so far, that's two
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  Speaker 1: four five people living there all right, here we go. Now,
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  Speaker 1: his parents are living with us temporarily because his son
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  Speaker 1: has a baby and they want to be there for
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  Speaker 1: their grandchild. That's two more people grandparents. That's seven in
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  Speaker 1: the house now. But but the reason they there is ignorant.
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  Speaker 1: They're living with us temporarily because his son has a
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  Speaker 1: baby and they want to be here for their grandchild.
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  Speaker 1: But damnit, why they gotta be in this hillhouse? They
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  Speaker 1: need to go, and why is the grown ass son
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  Speaker 1: in the house. My mom lives with us too, Oh yo, mama,
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  Speaker 1: that's one more now we got eight people live in
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  Speaker 1: the house in a full bedroom. She's always lived with me,
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  Speaker 1: and when I got married, I asked her to move
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  Speaker 1: upstairs so my husband and I can have the big
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  Speaker 1: downstairs bedroom with an in sweet bath. This is when
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  Speaker 1: my mom started hating my husband and finding all kinds
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  Speaker 1: of things wrong with him, from having stinky feet to
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  Speaker 1: how his hairline is receiving. That is true, though both
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  Speaker 1: of those things. That's probably true. Most men's feet stink,
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  Speaker 1: and his hairline is definitely receiving because if she noticed it,
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  Speaker 1: please know the kids have noticed it too, and so
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  Speaker 1: has his dad explains the road game that's all over
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  Speaker 1: the house, laying on the countless and everything, because he's
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  Speaker 1: called it getting road game prescription. I had to put
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  Speaker 1: my mother in a room upstairs that has a Jack
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  Speaker 1: and Gil bath, and my husband grown son shares a
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  Speaker 1: bathroom with her. What what the Jack and Gil bath
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  Speaker 1: is shared by the grandmother and the old ass son.
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  Speaker 1: Don't neither want of them need to be in the house.
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  Speaker 1: But now they're up that share in the bathroom. She
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  Speaker 1: mad because she upstairs, because she was downstairs, but then
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  Speaker 1: when you married a headline. Now she mad at highline
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  Speaker 1: hairline and stinky feet. Headline with the stinky feet, and
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  Speaker 1: not up here with his with his child from another
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  Speaker 1: damn marriage. She can't stand his ass. He has his
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  Speaker 1: share of complaints with my mom and my husband and
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  Speaker 1: I have talked about now, okay, now you're talking about
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  Speaker 1: his son now that shares a Jack Gil bath. He
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  Speaker 1: has his fair share of complaints with my mom and
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  Speaker 1: my husband and I have talked about putting him out.
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  Speaker 1: He needed to get put out, But his complaints is
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  Speaker 1: valid because now here and here he got to deal
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  Speaker 1: with all this stuff on the back of the commode
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  Speaker 1: that he don't even know what it is because he's
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  Speaker 1: never seen tussy deolder it before. He don't even know
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  Speaker 1: what that is? And why is that back hill? And
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: the correct pronunciation is tussy. But when you're a little
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  Speaker 1: boy like me, I thought it was tussy because what
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  Speaker 1: else couss it could it be? Okay, moving on, moving here,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna call it tussy when the other fun you
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  Speaker 1: ain't pussy. You ain't ever heard of pussy before, So
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  Speaker 1: why is we call him the tuss It? It ain't
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  Speaker 1: one word. Start with the pus. You can have a
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  Speaker 1: pus bump on you with some pus in it, but
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  Speaker 1: it's never been called pussy. It's too early. So now
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  Speaker 1: why is the deolder? It got to be tucky? You
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  Speaker 1: understand why one of my biggest ass whippings not a
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  Speaker 1: value gain the whole lot about me, bless this blended mess.
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  Speaker 1: I told you to let me do it now. Talked
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  Speaker 1: about putting the boy out, which he should, but he's
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  Speaker 1: got a newborn to save up for. He got saved
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  Speaker 1: up for, no damn newborn newborn costs money. You can't
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  Speaker 1: save with a newborn. Newborns cost some money. He got
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  Speaker 1: a spin. He has asked if the baby's MoMA and
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  Speaker 1: the baby montin and now he didn't ask if the
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  Speaker 1: baby's mother and the baby can move into And we
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  Speaker 1: both said a big hell no. That'll be ten people
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  Speaker 1: in a faux bed room. And you're sharing the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: with the old woman with the musing bacon solder for deodorant.
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  Speaker 1: And got that tussing on the back of the counter.
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  Speaker 1: She got that water bottle hanging on the back of
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  Speaker 1: the door. He still don't know what all that venegeates fall.
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  Speaker 1: So see we got a problem. So my two daughters
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  Speaker 1: are eleven and thirteen. They belong in the house. They
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  Speaker 1: stays fighting because they got the sharing room. Because they
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have to share, because they should be sharing that
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  Speaker 1: jack and your bathroom. These ridiculous house prices, we can't
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  Speaker 1: afford to move. You don't need to buy a new house.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: All the people need apartments. My husband saying, my mom
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  Speaker 1: is bad for our man. She is. She should go
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  Speaker 1: move on her boyfriend. That's true. We think the sean
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  Speaker 1: son should leave. Put his ass out. My husband mama's
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  Speaker 1: his dad's taking up the whole basement. Put the old
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  Speaker 1: ass out too. Here, Sleepwalker, he pee in the bed.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: You're pee in my bed one time, and then your
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  Speaker 1: ass got to go. We come back, let me finish
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  Speaker 1: a letter when we go back. God needs part three.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, hang on, we'll get to part three.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do a part three of this strawberry letter coming
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  Speaker 1: up at forty six minutes after the hour. The subject
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  Speaker 1: today is bless this blended mess and we'll be back
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  Speaker 1: with part three from Steve right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve, you have a
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: part three of today's strawberry letter. The subject is bless
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  Speaker 1: this blended man and blended messages. I got three minutes
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  Speaker 1: to walk y'all through what this is for. The seven
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  Speaker 1: year old woman is married. She got two kids from
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: previous marriage. Her husband has an adult son from an
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  Speaker 1: ex wife. The two children lived with them, and the
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  Speaker 1: adult son lives with them. Her mama also lives with them,
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  Speaker 1: and she's always lived with them even before she got married.
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  Speaker 1: But when she got married, she wanted to move her
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: and her husband downstairs into the bedroom with the big
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  Speaker 1: n sweet bathroom and moved a little mama upstairs. Now
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: she mad because she got a jacket jeal bath. She
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: got to share with the boy that is a grown
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  Speaker 1: ass man. Now he got the girl pregnant and he's
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: staying at the house so he can save up money
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  Speaker 1: for his son. You can't save money with sons. You
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: got to spend money for son. Now his mama and
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: daddy have moved in because they want to be knit
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  Speaker 1: a grandchild. But damn it, too many people in here
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  Speaker 1: now is her and the husband, is the two daughters.
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  Speaker 1: That's folk. Is the son that don't need to be there?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: That's five? Is your mama stayed there? That's six? And
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: it's his mom and daddy that's eight. Then the boarden
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: came in and asking the baby and the baby mama
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  Speaker 1: move in. Now y'all want to say hell naw when
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: you need to put his ass out. Now you got
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: a problem because your husband say that your mama bad
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  Speaker 1: for the match, and she is because now she ain't
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: hit talking about his hairline is receding and everybody know that.
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  Speaker 1: And he touched about that hairline. That's why he've been
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: buying that row gain. It's hard as a man to
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: wake up and see your hair on the pillow. So
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: now he sees. Now he knows. Everybody knows that the
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  Speaker 1: hairline is going back. Now he back there combing his hair.
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  Speaker 1: Start that his is We know it's bad. He needed
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  Speaker 1: to just go ball. It's time to move that. But
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: now you got a problem now with his mom and
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: daddy because his damn daddy downstairs and moved into the
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: basement and they're taking up the whole basement and his
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: daddy is a sleepwalker and peas in the bed. Now
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: your old ass is walking around the house. Then soaked
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: up these sheets with that old yearing you got. You've
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: got agg in your year and you got Hennessy in it.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: You got penicilla in your yearling, you got in it
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  Speaker 1: by out and you got antie. Now you're rubbing being
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: gay on yourself. Man, you stink. My husband seems to
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  Speaker 1: forget this was my house and I welcome him and
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  Speaker 1: his family, so I should get to choose who's going
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: and who's staying. Am I wrong or right? The only
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: people need to be in that house is them two girls,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: that's eleven and thirteen. You need to put everybody else
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  Speaker 1: ass out of that house, walking around, sleep walking in, peeing,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: even mama too. Huh, put your mammy out talking about
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: him the top of the hour. Listen to the sill
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: what what's the weirdest thing you've ever done to get
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: a girl? Think about that will answer it right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harping Morning Show. So Fox News reporter
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Jesse Walters recently joked on air about the way he
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: purposely flattened to co workers tires just so he could
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: drive her home and get her to say yes to
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: a date with him. The co worker was fourteen years
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: younger than him, and now, amazingly he's married to her. Wow.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: So the question is to the guys, have you ever
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: done anything like this? Or what's the over the top
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: thing you've done to get a girl? I'm gonna let
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: him go, head go last come on jow her into
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: the women's bathroom that was over the top. Well, well,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: I walked up just d the doe time because I
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: didn't want her to feel like I said, you are
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: you so fine? I got to follow you in you
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: you need protection? And what what happened? I gotta follow them? Oh? Okay,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: so it was worth it. Oh at ten great, Yeah
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  Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, yeah, that was done. I didn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Then she she liked me, just the fact that I
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: went over the top of her because nobody else wanted her.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: They want to deal with her. She had a really
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: big attitude. But I said, get that. She fine. So
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: she started going to the bathroom. I followed her right
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  Speaker 1: on in there like it was nothing. I'm talking the
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: whole time we're talking. She said, what are you doing?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: I said, giving you protection? You were her bodyguard? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You remember her name? Oh yes you do. All right,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: come on, nephew, you know what any I think? And
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: and and I don't do it, no mo, but name
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: dropped dropped my uncle's name. I actually was on the phone.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: I actually was in front of a fine, super fine
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: girl back in the day. And I'm on the I'm
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: acting like I'm on the phone. I really ain't. Why
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: am I seeing here a whole name? Uncle Steve Harvey?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: What is what I call you? When I get uncle
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey? I don't have time right now. But what
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: all this? And then I get off the phone, yoall
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: what's up? Girl? What's that? Who was you talking to?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Ask my uncle? And he tripping, Yeah, he's tripping. But
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: I talked to him. Your uncle is is Steve? Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, But don't worry about all that them. What's
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: up Uncle Steve? Hard So I don't get confused nobody else.
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  Speaker 1: But it worked, Uncle Steve. Yeah that was a good one,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Come on, Uncle Steve. Harvey was simpler the
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  Speaker 1: beginning of my player days. I was about twenty two
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: twenty three, I mean a kmart and remember, yeah, remember
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: came out. I was in the kmart and I saw
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  Speaker 1: this fine ship. Oh lord, just girl. She was pushing
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: a card and I really didn't have a conversation for her.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't know how to approach her because she had
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: a little baby in the bugging. Maybe she married or
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: somebody looking for rings. I don't see no rings. Little
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: boy just grabbing stuff on the shelf. I want that.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: I want that boy. Put that down. Put the stop
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: putting all that the stuff in this car. We ain't
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  Speaker 1: getting ne of this hill. So I got to the
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  Speaker 1: checkout before her, And when she got to the checkout,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: I was outside. As soon as she walked outside with
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: the baby in the busket in her basket, I pulled
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: the bag. I said, this is for your son. I
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: saw he wanted it. He wanted a little fire truck,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: and she made him put it back. So I bought
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: the five truck, four dolls and eighty five cent. I
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: bought the fire truck and gave it to the little boy.
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  Speaker 1: How much I don't know, but it set me up
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  Speaker 1: for three years with the boy. Oh yeah, ain't set
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: you back? Set you up, Stellman. Now talk about a
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: return on investment. City that worked and you were with
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: her for three years? Wow? Yeah, come on, lord, she
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: was fine. What did she say when what was what
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: was the first thing out of her mouth when you
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: gave her the dry she said, oh my god? Uh huh,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: that's that's so nice. We can't afford any of this. No,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: I couldn't either. But exactly all right, coming up, we'll
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve har you're listening to morning show?
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, So Mother's Day is coming up really quickly.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: It's fast approaching. But that's okay because I've got a
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: special treat for you. I've got something for you I'd
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: like to introduce right here my brand new candle collection.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: It is called Love Shirley Strawberry. Okay, from my Harley
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  Speaker 1: to yours. Yes, Dave, let me do this for you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. The post host of the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show has entered into a new business venture. She's
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: always been really, really good at accessorizing her home and everything,
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  Speaker 1: and now she's entered into the candle business. And these
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  Speaker 1: candles will be available on May seventh at Phips Phillips
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  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry. Oh my goodness, lighted up. It's a Mother's
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  Speaker 1: Day gift. It's a gift for your favorite girl. It
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  Speaker 1: can change the smell of your office, your dining room,
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  Speaker 1: your kitchen. You can put it in your bedroom. It's
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  Speaker 1: May seventh, meet Shirley Strawberry at Phipps Plans above the
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  Speaker 1: called Love Shirley Strawberry and meet Shirley Strawberry the day
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  Speaker 1: before Mother's Day and give the gift of your life. Lord,
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  Speaker 1: have messing. Thank you Steve from Wonder four pm. We'll
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: be back right after this. You're listening show, all right, guys,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: it is time now to play a round of wood
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: you rather? Would you rather a window seat or an
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: aisle seat on an airplane? Winter? I can't stand somebody
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: stepping on me to go to bathroom every five man,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: I hate that caught coming down at eye and keep
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: brushing up against you when they passed back. But you
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: know some people don't have that. When you got your
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: own plane, you ain't nobody passing by you. You know,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: you just you just on your own plan. That's why
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: he ain't gotta would you rapper you are? Man? Would
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: you rather wear nothing but tuxedos for a whole year?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Tuxedos just for a whole year, or pj's for a
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: whole year? Hey, tuxedos tuxeds because you like to dress up.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a pajama tuxedo. It don't matter. Hell,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: I can sleep in my tux him. I mean drive
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: through in. I'm gonna have that tuxedar like they had
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: on the love boat with them shots with it? Okay?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have a faith tattoo? A faith tattoo
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: b B or vampire teeth? Be vampire teeth? Don't get yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just I just be a non smile and ask Persson.
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  Speaker 1: But what you're not gonna do it? Put a path
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  Speaker 1: lips on my damn face? There's no tattoo, you a star?
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  Speaker 1: You don't even do it? None of this. What about
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: the swirly face? I'm not, I ain't none of that.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: But let me be clear, Mike, Mike, if Mike listening,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: I love it, Mike, it looks great. I'm not. I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want You're gonna put my ass on the plane?
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  Speaker 1: I love it? Mike? All right? Would you rather let
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: your mate cheat? Let your mate cheat for five hundred
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: million dollars, or would you rather cheat? Wait? Wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: hold on, huh, go ahead and say it again. Would
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: you rather let let your mate cheat for five hundred
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: million or would you rather cheat for five million? Well,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: seeing I ain't got neither one or no, I'm gonna junior.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't got five or five hundred. It don't really matter.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: We're coming up either way, you rather let your mate
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: cheat for five hundred Greg, here she comes. You said,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: five hundred million? Five hundred million? Can I say? Can
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: I say something? Yeah? Please over me? Plea. What would
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: you say, Steve? Well, I'll take the five million and
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  Speaker 1: do it myself because I'm gonna lose after benevolent of you.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, that's today's rounded. Would you rather he can
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  Speaker 1: stay with us? At forty nine minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back with some closing remarks from the one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening to show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
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  Speaker 1: day on this Monday beginning of the work week. It's
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  Speaker 1: been a good day. Yeah, Carl is out today, as
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  Speaker 1: you probably have noticed by now. H m hm oh
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  Speaker 1: good god, Steve. Yeah, thank you. Guys. Don't forget to
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  Speaker 1: store called merge Co upstairs right on top of Gucci,
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  Speaker 1: across from Nordstrom. I'll be there. I will be there
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  Speaker 1: from one to four pm with my brand new candle collection,
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  Speaker 1: just in time for Mother's Day. I want to see
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  Speaker 1: you there. Come get your candle for Mother's day, I'm
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  Speaker 1: about I'm about a couple of them. Sure, okay, wow,
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  Speaker 1: thanks thanks, thanks high rolling? Well what I mean by case?
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  Speaker 1: What I mean you know what I'm listening. I buy
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  Speaker 1: a couple of them like you helping out? Man? You know? Amen?
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  Speaker 1: Look man, Amen, don't make cheap ass announcements. Only twenty
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  Speaker 1: candles and give them away? How about thank you something
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  Speaker 1: Jesus by a couple of candles. Candle but I announced
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  Speaker 1: it on the rady, know, like like he really gives,
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  Speaker 1: like he for the change of life. I'm about too nine. Hey, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll say, I'll say one of them published for nine.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna sell him after church, but you
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  Speaker 1: feedback where you're gonna be ext Hey listen, uh that
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  Speaker 1: that that that gives me my closing remarks, the fact
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  Speaker 1: that Shirley's starting a new business and everything. I want
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  Speaker 1: to remind people. It's never too late to start. It
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  Speaker 1: is never too late to start. Who determines when it's
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  Speaker 1: too late to start? No, I'll tell you when it's
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  Speaker 1: too early. It's too early to quit, But it ain't
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  Speaker 1: ever too early to start. Quitting is not an option.
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  Speaker 1: Quitting is always too soon Quitting is always the wrong time.
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  Speaker 1: Quitting is all of us sudden. Quitting is just before
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  Speaker 1: it popped off. Quitting is admitting that you have no
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  Speaker 1: desire for the potential to even occur. It's too early
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  Speaker 1: to quit, but it ain't ever too early to start.
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  Speaker 1: It's never too late. I'm gonna remind you of the
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  Speaker 1: story of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Colonel Sanders had been going
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  Speaker 1: around the country with this recipe for dozens and dozens
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  Speaker 1: of years. Nobody believed. And nah, it ain't nothing about that, No, no, nothing, nothing,
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. What are you talking about? Colonel
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  Speaker 1: Sanders finally convince someone to give him his first franchise
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  Speaker 1: in his sixties. You ever see the picture of Kentucky
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  Speaker 1: of Colonel Sanders on the side of that bucket. You
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  Speaker 1: notice that picture. He's not twenty in that picture. He
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  Speaker 1: has aged in that picture. You know why, because it
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  Speaker 1: didn't happen for him until he aged, And until Chick
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  Speaker 1: fil A came along, Kentucky Fried Chicken was the number
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  Speaker 1: one chicken seller in the world. It's been replaced by
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  Speaker 1: the greatness of Chick fil A. But do you think
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  Speaker 1: it's too late? Let me ask you a question, when
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  Speaker 1: is it ever too late to be successful? Tell me
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  Speaker 1: when that's when that it's too late. It's too late
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  Speaker 1: to be successful. It's too late to win, it's too
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  Speaker 1: late to hit the lottery. It's too late for the
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  Speaker 1: light switch to come on. It's too late for the
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  Speaker 1: cows to come in. It's too late now. Man, success
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  Speaker 1: is always right on time, and things happened to you
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  Speaker 1: in the time that it's post to happen. But if
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  Speaker 1: you quit, you will not get to the appointed time.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to persist, you've got to pursue, and
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  Speaker 1: you've got to see it through because that is the
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  Speaker 1: only way to find out what the true outcome is.
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  Speaker 1: It is not for you to quit and say this
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  Speaker 1: is the outcome. What because you quit? That didn't turn
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  Speaker 1: out like I wanted it to. Why because you quit?
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  Speaker 1: This wasn't the outcome I expected? Why because you quit?
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  Speaker 1: It can't be at y'all, it cannot be it. So
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  Speaker 1: I come in Shirley Strawberry for starting a new venture
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  Speaker 1: at this appointed time. I think it's great, And let
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  Speaker 1: that be an inspiration for everybody that's thinking about starting
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  Speaker 1: something started. Start with one cent of a candle, learn
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  Speaker 1: the business, get it started, sell it out, get you
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  Speaker 1: another scent and another sent participate, Help a person out
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  Speaker 1: because guess what you're gonna need. Help Support a person
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  Speaker 1: because guess what you're gonna need supporting. Buy something because
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  Speaker 1: when it's your turn, you're gonna want somebody to buy something.
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  Speaker 1: Because I don't care who you are, you're gonna want
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  Speaker 1: somebody to buy something. You're gonna want somebody to buy
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  Speaker 1: either your product or your service. Because there's only two
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  Speaker 1: ways to make money in this world. You must provide
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  Speaker 1: a service or provide a product. That's the two ways.
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  Speaker 1: You got to sell something or you got to provide
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  Speaker 1: a Sales and service is the ways to make money.
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  Speaker 1: And it's never too late to be of service. It's
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  Speaker 1: never too late to start selling. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's a great thing that's happening. There's a great thing
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  Speaker 1: that can happen in your life if you would only start.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody start pursuing your dreams because it ain't ever too late.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. I hope it helped you today.
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  Speaker 1: If it didn't help you, tune in tomorrow. We might
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