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Biden Falls Flat, Tommy's New Idea, Ballin' in Boston, Tropicana Crunch Cereal and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: say yelp, Man, how far I've come is really unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: But you know I finally figured it out. Man. God
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  Speaker 1: allowed me to have the life I've had so that
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  Speaker 1: I can become experienced at so many different things. And
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  Speaker 1: then this experience when I'm talking and sharing with people,
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  Speaker 1: I will be able to relate to a lot of
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  Speaker 1: different circumstances. Not exact, but just the circumstances. You know.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if a person comes to men, they say, man,
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  Speaker 1: I've been down and out. Okay, Well I know what
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  Speaker 1: that is. Man, I didn't I didn't have any direction. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: got that been there, man at one point time. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I just kept piling mistake on top of mistakes. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So you know, I think what I'm trying to say
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  Speaker 1: to everybody is when you're going through life and life
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  Speaker 1: is dealing the cards that it deals, I want you
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  Speaker 1: to understand that life deals everybody these cards. The disappointment card,
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  Speaker 1: the setback card, the failure card, the mishap card, the
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  Speaker 1: unexpected misery card. Everybody gonna get, the grief card, everybody
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  Speaker 1: gonna get, the rash of bad decision card, everybody gonna
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  Speaker 1: get them. Understand that going in that everybody is gonna
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  Speaker 1: get these cards. It's how you play them, though, you know,
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  Speaker 1: from time to time, one more time, it's how you
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  Speaker 1: play them, you know, from time to time. When watching TV,
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  Speaker 1: I love to watch the World Series of Poker. I
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  Speaker 1: like watching poker tournaments on TV because it's it's really weird,
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  Speaker 1: what's happened to a sport? To a poker they're actually
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  Speaker 1: trying to call it a sport, you know, And as
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  Speaker 1: the everyday guy that doesn't have to be athletically inclined
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  Speaker 1: to anything, who has a shot of winning a title
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  Speaker 1: if they play their cards right, the best poker players
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  Speaker 1: in the world don't have the best hands. They just
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  Speaker 1: make the best plays. I've seen guys win a hand
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  Speaker 1: with nine two in their hand as nothing and win
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  Speaker 1: the hand because they knew the bluff, they knew the odds,
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  Speaker 1: they calculated risks, they made the stakes higher than the
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  Speaker 1: other person was willing to pay. They gave off the
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  Speaker 1: illusion that they had something with an actuality. They had nothing.
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  Speaker 1: So what I what I enjoy about poker and watching
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  Speaker 1: it is that these people, these people here, played the
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  Speaker 1: hand they dealt and it ain't always a good hand.
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  Speaker 1: But it ain't whether your hand is good, And it
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  Speaker 1: ain't whether you're gonna get dealt bad cards or not.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're gonna get dealt some bad cards. Everybody ain't
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  Speaker 1: fnna get two bullets in their hand. You ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: get two aces when you get dealt. Uh. You know,
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  Speaker 1: when you play and draw poker, some of your cards
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  Speaker 1: gonna be nothing. But you got to turn that nothing
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  Speaker 1: into something. So when you get dealt these cards in life,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't the fact that you're getting keep getting them dealt.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking with a young person yesterday and we
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  Speaker 1: were talking and we keep having the same conversation over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over, and they could not understand why
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  Speaker 1: they were not moving forward. But I said, you don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: Every time we talk, we have the exact same conversation.
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  Speaker 1: It is simply because you keep getting your cards and
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  Speaker 1: you playing them the same way. See. Until you make
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  Speaker 1: a conscientious different, the conscious decision to do something different,
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  Speaker 1: the results will continue to be the same. See here's
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  Speaker 1: the way this works. When you're dealt to disappointments in life,
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  Speaker 1: it's how you handle the disappointments that determine the outcome
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  Speaker 1: and who you are. Because everybody gonna be disappointment, Everybody
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  Speaker 1: gonna lose a love one, everybody gonna make a bad decision,
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  Speaker 1: everybody gonna end wake up one morning they have done
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  Speaker 1: something they regretted. Everybody gonna get caught at the wrong time,
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  Speaker 1: every everybody gonna make a mistake. It ain't just you.
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  Speaker 1: It's how you play your cards when they get dealt
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  Speaker 1: to you that determine who you are. Na, how do
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  Speaker 1: I play my cards better? First of all, it's a mindset.
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  Speaker 1: Quit looking at everything as just the end when it
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  Speaker 1: happens to you, Oh lord, woe is me? Na, everybody
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  Speaker 1: got your circumstances somewhere. It ain't old woe is me.
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  Speaker 1: It's hold on, man, Okay, let me play this out
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  Speaker 1: to see how God then connected this to something else. See,
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  Speaker 1: as soon as a person have a set back, what's
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  Speaker 1: the first thing A lot of people do. They go
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  Speaker 1: straight negative. I can't see him to get a break.
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  Speaker 1: I can't see them move forward. Hold on, man, do
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  Speaker 1: you realize this could be connected to something? See you
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  Speaker 1: got to understand, man, that this thing is all connected.
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  Speaker 1: That you're not having these mishaps and these spills and
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  Speaker 1: accidents and falls for no reason. It's so you can
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  Speaker 1: become experienced at them. So when he takes you to
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  Speaker 1: the next level, when it happens again, you have no
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  Speaker 1: how and how to handle it. If you keep throwing
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  Speaker 1: yourself off the cliff every time something happened, you're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a cliff diver. Man, Stop tripping yourself out.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to this young person. I kept saying,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what, they tried to tell me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to stay positive. But the people around here, they're
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  Speaker 1: just killing that. Oh. I see. So when you learn
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  Speaker 1: something and you know something, you don't take ownership of it.
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  Speaker 1: You allow other people to come into what you know
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  Speaker 1: and believe and shake it loose from you. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care who you are. You're not doing me like that.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a deal. I have a gift that was given
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  Speaker 1: to me from God. That is the gift of comedy.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I've done. I've made the bulk of my
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  Speaker 1: living on that skill set. Right there. That are comedians
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  Speaker 1: who are supposedly friends of mine, who I've worked with,
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  Speaker 1: who get around in huddles with one another and they say, man,
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  Speaker 1: Steve really ain't funny. I don't see what they'd be
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  Speaker 1: laughing at. He ain't funny to me. He wasn't the
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  Speaker 1: funniest king to me. Excuse me, you're irrelevant in this
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  Speaker 1: conversation because it regardless as to how you feel about me.
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  Speaker 1: That are people think that I'm knocked down kill over funny.
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  Speaker 1: But more importantly, I own the gift that God gave
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  Speaker 1: to me. I take ownership of his blessing. Because you
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  Speaker 1: don't think it's so. You ain't taking that from me.
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  Speaker 1: Stop letting people steal your Stop letting people take what
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  Speaker 1: you're supposed to know. Look, I'm a I'm a I'm
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  Speaker 1: a I'm a kind person at heart. Man, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing now you said if it going, Man, I guess
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  Speaker 1: I ain't what you're tripping for. You are a kind person,
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  Speaker 1: own that take ownership of it. Stop letting things God
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  Speaker 1: has given you be taken away from others. The devil's
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  Speaker 1: a cold player, and he got cold players working for him,
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  Speaker 1: just shaking, just taking stuff from you. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a hard worker. I really am intelligent. You stupid man.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was a hard worker. Man. They came
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  Speaker 1: in here and said I was stupid. Man, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm doing wrong. What excuse me? You're a
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  Speaker 1: very bright person. Hey, y'all take ownership. When God gives
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  Speaker 1: you something, blesses you would have gift a talent, a
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  Speaker 1: skill set, a mindset. Own it. Don't let people come
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  Speaker 1: in here and take it from you. Man, Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: probably shouldn't have went that. You're listening to show, ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. It's about to go down now how exactly
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  Speaker 1: I haven't decided, But no, this down, it's going off.
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  Speaker 1: It's popping, is what it's gonna be. So now that
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  Speaker 1: I've come to a conclusion, this is how I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: boom boom boom boom. It wasn't third of September. And
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  Speaker 1: If we wanted a two minute intro, we did it
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  Speaker 1: too minute intro. The fact that you don't have time
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  Speaker 1: and twenty two seconds records who do that can't even
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  Speaker 1: and it is over with. Then after that he ass
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  Speaker 1: come with the remnis and we're tired of this. We're
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  Speaker 1: songs are so quick as you ain't got no lyricsbody
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  Speaker 1: want to keep saying this? Now, welcome to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: humor me, yeah, but above all else, and that was
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  Speaker 1: my form of human And now if you didn't like
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  Speaker 1: the humor, I understand because it's not funny to everybody,
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  Speaker 1: especially my kids. Oh Daddy, you're so wrong. Shut up,
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  Speaker 1: coming into this world. I want I should have seen
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  Speaker 1: You'll never get it. You'll never get it. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the hour, I think he got
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  Speaker 1: it all off its chest. We'll have the pastors and
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  Speaker 1: church complaints right after this. You're listening. It is time
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  Speaker 1: now the day after Sunday for Reverend Motown and Deacon
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  Speaker 1: Deaf jam with church complaints. We are heal in this
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  Speaker 1: body arius day or recognizete. We gather commentariously as we
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  Speaker 1: benifify all of the things that people have spotified. And
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  Speaker 1: now we grow cruishly, grow cruishly, sit here in ample
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  Speaker 1: temportation of what is to become. Next, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: Deacon death Gym with church complainte Yes, thank you, pastor,
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  Speaker 1: Brother Amos Davis sprayed that stuff in the tarlet that
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  Speaker 1: helps the smell. Apparently it didn't work. The church bathroom
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  Speaker 1: cannot be used for eight weeks. The church wants you
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  Speaker 1: to ban him from using the bathroom and any of
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  Speaker 1: the church for setlatives. That's Brother Amos David's pas. Perfectly
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  Speaker 1: fine with that, Brother Amos. From now on, when you
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  Speaker 1: have to go to the rest room, you have to
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  Speaker 1: walk down to the corner gas station. Now you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: miss a lot of the word, but we will miss
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  Speaker 1: a lot of things too. Ye for an eye. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so that's the solution to that downtown you'll be using
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom down at the racetrack. All right, then, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we got this situation here. I live Darius Lennard went
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  Speaker 1: to his senior prime. Now the problem is he in
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  Speaker 1: his date took four choir roads and made a tuck
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  Speaker 1: seed in address out of the material. Now we got
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  Speaker 1: foul members without a road, and sister Joyce wants permission
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  Speaker 1: the hook day behind. That's your cow. I saw these
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  Speaker 1: outfits online that that that girl had amazing talent. I
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  Speaker 1: think we're on to something right here. And seeing us
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  Speaker 1: how the roads is missing from the Senior Citizens squad,
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  Speaker 1: I'm perfectly comfortable with that. They forget what Sunday it
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  Speaker 1: is anyway, and I don't don't even know how rules.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna allow the talent to show through as
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  Speaker 1: opposed to the sin. All right, I understand a little
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  Speaker 1: Grayson mercy. Now all right, now as your new past
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  Speaker 1: that we had communion on Sunday, somebody putting lunch meat
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  Speaker 1: on the crackers the fucking union. Some of the members
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  Speaker 1: are asking can we keep that and making permanent from
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  Speaker 1: now on? That's your car. I don't know who did it,
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  Speaker 1: but everybody likes that they put the lunch. This is
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  Speaker 1: not a snack. This is car union. This is not
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  Speaker 1: a snack. We will not be putting lunch meat on them.
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  Speaker 1: And also you're going to stop replacing the Morgen David
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  Speaker 1: Manner Shivish wine with a hard alcohol. It must be
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  Speaker 1: red in color. I don't know who put the gen
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  Speaker 1: in these cups and trying to tell. And this is
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  Speaker 1: something else, but this is a communion, our mushrooms lighting
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  Speaker 1: for the blood and the body. That's right, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Kyrie Irvin is asking for our prayer beyond
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  Speaker 1: our prayer list. But of course he won'ts us only
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  Speaker 1: on certain days. That's that's your called path. We're not
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  Speaker 1: doing anything for Kyrie Irving. Kyrie has obviously he's going
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  Speaker 1: through some things, and I've learned to be more politically
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  Speaker 1: correcting my answers and responses. I think we are dealing
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  Speaker 1: with someone with mist mental concerns, so therefore we are
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  Speaker 1: not at liberty to make derogatory remarks about anybody that
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  Speaker 1: has a mental concern and we are all concerned about
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  Speaker 1: him mentally. Yes we are, Yes we are. Nah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: moving along. I don't think you realized this. I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't play it for you. But Attorney Benjamin Crump
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  Speaker 1: joined the church virtually be a zoom and uh here
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  Speaker 1: is his testimony passed that this is what he had?
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  Speaker 1: Is it all? It's all okay? First of all, given
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  Speaker 1: all the to God. Pass the Moretown Deacon death jam
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  Speaker 1: at Christian Friends. It's a pleasure to join to Jack
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  Speaker 1: Potter Jerusalem because I need a church home. When when
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  Speaker 1: you marching for justice like I do you need a
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  Speaker 1: church home? When when when you fight Meed White Foss
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  Speaker 1: ever single day you need a church home? When? When?
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  Speaker 1: When when you and nobody has passed up motes shoot
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  Speaker 1: that I have? You need a touch home? Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: oh ALTERNI or Alternate Crump? Is he live on zoo
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  Speaker 1: or or turning Crump? Yes? Past the motown. U. We
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  Speaker 1: want to thank you for your service to the black community,
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  Speaker 1: but we don't want this over here on a regular basis.
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  Speaker 1: We got the wird to teach and we don't have
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  Speaker 1: a church or people that like protesting. So why why
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  Speaker 1: did you pick our church? I'm tired. I'm tired. Past
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  Speaker 1: the motown. I'm getting called all time of the night.
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  Speaker 1: I got a case going on right now, and sister
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  Speaker 1: Marshall over recipes for chicken. I don't know about ow
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  Speaker 1: the turning. Thank you so much. Listen, we're gonna I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what we'll do. You come here and want
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  Speaker 1: some morth okay, just cut once to the morth you
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  Speaker 1: just want. We can't hear them in here every Sunday, sister,
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  Speaker 1: there's too much stress he brings in all these that
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  Speaker 1: look at him holding head. We don't need hills here
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  Speaker 1: we were he worked hard in though here we have.
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  Speaker 1: I can't save everybody. I'm not gonna do it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking y'all can't help get picked up. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: help us too. We don't need all that protesting down here.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't the type of church were all these cameras
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  Speaker 1: in Preston Hill next thing you know, we have Jess
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  Speaker 1: and our shop him down here. We don't need all
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  Speaker 1: that all eyes on me. We don't need that too.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Al Turning, crump or do the
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  Speaker 1: best you can. Hell continue the good fight, all right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Pastor Motown Dicon death Cham and special guests,
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  Speaker 1: Attorney Benjamin Crop, the chief Love officers apologize for not
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  Speaker 1: being funny at all this moment so much. My apologies
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  Speaker 1: you're listening. Coming up at the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 1: In entertainment news, President Biden had a few jokes at
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  Speaker 1: the White House Correspondence dinner. Ellen DeGeneres taped her final
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  Speaker 1: show and bid us all farewell. Nephew, I know that's
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  Speaker 1: your girl. You'd love her so And as celebration of
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  Speaker 1: life was held for the late fashion icon Andre Leon tally.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about all these stories at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, but right now it is time for ask
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  Speaker 1: the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey reporting for duty.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Carmen and Toledo writes, I am a thirty
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  Speaker 1: eight year old single woman, and I've got two men
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  Speaker 1: that got into a fist fight over me after telling
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  Speaker 1: me that I'm giving mic signals. Just because I'm sleeping
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  Speaker 1: with them both doesn't mean I want to be with
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  Speaker 1: either one of them. Why can't they get it? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: So let me ask you a question, sister, Carmen, would
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  Speaker 1: you get it if somebody you were sleeping was sleeping
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  Speaker 1: with two women, would you get it? Sounds like she would. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they don't. They don't get it. They're not gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it because they thought it was dead. You know. Now,
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  Speaker 1: have you told them that you're sleeping with the beach
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  Speaker 1: one of them? Or did they stumble across this information? See,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's the key. If you tell me that's what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing. The include got it, no problem? Watch this.
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  Speaker 1: Well both of them told her that she was giving
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  Speaker 1: mixed signals. Well, she probably is, because you know, when
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  Speaker 1: you're in the act, you get those signals. It's all yours.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you you hauling my name, see making me
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  Speaker 1: think it's mine? You know hers, No, you ain't here,
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  Speaker 1: Tom Steve and Tommy. You know you ain't said that
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  Speaker 1: anybody saying that. Yeah, all right, Carmen, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what to takes a dangerous game, though, all right, John
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  Speaker 1: to Henry and Birmingham. Henry says, I'm a retired divorced
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  Speaker 1: grandfather and I'm trying to date. But my daughter thinks
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I'm lonely, and she left her fourteen and twelve year
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: old at my house one Friday evening. I had a date,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: so I left them for three hours. Yeah. My daughter
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: got so mad though, Clo that she has not let
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: them visit. Shouldn't I be mad at her? For dumping
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: them off on me. Yeah, you should, you should. But
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: she's still not gonna bring them by that at No, him,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: you do understand that she's not bringing them by that.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: No damn mow. Yeah. Now she shouldn't have just dropped
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: him off. She thank you lonely. You ain't you trying
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: to date? Now problem solved. She won't bring them by
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: and you free to date. But he wants to see
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: his grandkids. Well, you're gonna have to go over that, dude.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to go over there. You retire, you
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: got time, You're gonna have to go over there. Well,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: she should have asked him first, don't you think before
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: she just dropped Absolutely, she should have. But he got
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: to go. Now, how were the kids again? Twelve and fourteen? Yeah?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: You stay your ass at the house by yourself for
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: four hours, for three hours or fourteen year old? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: you can stay in the house by yourself. You do that, Hunt,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: they can all right. Moving on to Carol and Alburquerque,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Carol writes, I'm in a singing group and I'm having
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: sex with our road manager. I am falling for this guy,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: and I know for a fact that his wife is
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: cheating on him. I want to be honest with him,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: but I'm afraid it will backfire. What do I do
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: in this situation? Well, first of all, a singing group
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: in Alburquerque, you're pretty much free to do whatever you
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: want to do. That you ain't got a chance of
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: coming out of it. I ain't never heard of a
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: hit coming out of Albuquerque. Whatever you down there doing,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: just keep on doing it. The fact that you in
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: a band should have been the last thing you typed
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: into this. Even what band you didn't heard of coming
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: out of Albuquerque in New Mexico. So there I don't. Well,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: you got time to sleep with the woman's husband, and
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: she got tired for all this here because you you
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: ain't down there making hits. That's for damn. That's not
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: what she wants. What I want to know is how
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: you the road in you're in the band and Alburquerque
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: does not. That's not the point because she got well,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: first of all, she ain't got to worry about her career.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: It's what I'm getting that. So this ain't a career
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: buster because there ain't no hits coming out of Alburquerque.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: This ain't dating where slave even on how players and
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Roger Tropman came out of there. This ain't silly where
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Patty LaBelle and Man's come out of her day? What
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: this is? This ain't Atlanta Usher, Germine Deprie, This ain't
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Detroit Motown. You're an Alburquerque, New Mexico. Should she tell
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: this man that his wife is cheating on him? That's
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: what she wants to know. I want to know what
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: music they're making in our because why is there a band?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Why had she even mention this coming out of Avoca?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I can't get past what is the name? What Ladies
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, please welcome from Albercuting, New Mexico the Hot
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Tamanus Yeah featuring Writing to Steve Harvey Morning Show, Rita, Carol,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: do you have no advice for her? She ain't sleeping
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: with a married road manager. She wants to know should
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: she tell him that his wife is cheating on him?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Because obviously she wants the road manager to herself because
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: she's falling for him. Happen? What I think was they
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: had a gig. I knew it down at this place
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: called the hat Cienda, and was performing at the hat
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: si Ender, and she saw the road manager's wife in
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, and she came out of the bathroom, she
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: looked under the stall and saw one set of cowboy
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: boots and saw sam Brero on the ground next to it.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: And when she came out that booth, she didn't have
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: on that hat. That's all I'm saying. And ha Sienda
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: is on the north side of or Albuquerque. They had
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: done that by the mountains. Because it's only two clubs.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: And there's the hat Cienda and the Not So Hot Cider. Yeah,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: all right, fielders in now. And there's two brothers that
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: don't own the clubs, and the and the and the
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: first brother opened up the hat Cienda with him and
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: his brothers his enemies, and his brother opened up a
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: not So hoti Ender you know. So yeah talk, Yeah,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: it's a whole thing. You're gonna help Carol at all. No,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Kellen got the real problem, real problem is that she came.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: She came't perform at both them clubs. That's the bigg
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: problem her group. Yeah, And so now they got there,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: they're gonna have to venture down over the Santa Fans
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: see if they can get into that shope. Two clubs
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: down there to Molly and the Hot to Molly don't
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: two clubs down now, it's a folk club circuit. Huge, huge,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Sorry Carol, all right, thanko. Coming up at the top
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Stry Morning Show. Trevor
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Noah headlined the White House Correspondence Association Dinner on Saturday night,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: and President Biden cracked jokes before more than two thousand
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: guests as DC's biggest annual party returned after two years
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: of COVID nineteen restrictions. Now, as the President took the stage,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: he said, special thanks to the forty two percent of
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: you that actually apployed it. Okay, so it wasn't a
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: lot of people. That was what less than half the
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: room applauded for him. He was saying, well, it sounds
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: like maybe he was a little bit and then his
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: approval rating, of course, is not that high. So the
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: President was on a roll with the jokes and continued
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: with this is the first time the president has attended
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: this dinner in six years. It's understandable we had a
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: horrible plague followed by two years of COVID. In an
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: apparent reference to Donald tru Yeah, Donald Trump before. It's
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: never attended the dinner while he was in office. The
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Black Tight Dinner, of course, is for reporters, officials, and celebrities.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: It was held at the Washington Hilton. It was three
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars per plate. Okay, what's on that?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: What's on that plate? I don't know, Probably chicken, just
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: like by myself. I can't take everybody, Steve, you seven
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars. They've never asked me to do nothing like that.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: They don't asked me to do that. Oh, I don't
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: have that type of humor. I don't have a type
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: of humor. No, let me do that. No him, No,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: they've never even asked me. Who you asked? You do
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: it with our cousin. See, that gonna be part of
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: the problem right there. You'll be calling out the senators.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm I'm gonna use your name and stuff, Hanna,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be any you know. Never went. That's because
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: he couldn't take the criticism. He couldn't take the jokes
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: that bully that's why. Yeah, Yeah, he couldn't take it.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Didn't he go one time? And President Obama laid his answer, Yeah, yeah,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: but I don't think he was president. Yeah, he was
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: in president then he never went wild, you know. Yeah.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: President Obama was a was a g at his dinnist
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, certificate yeah, yeah, he was ready, he practiced,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: he did it timing. He actually had timing. I just
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: don't see timing with timing. Yeah, Joe Biden just up
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: there reading the jokes. Somebody wrote that. Somebody else wrote, well,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: to be funny. When he looked like you ain't gonna
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: make it, this is why he didn't ask you. Yeah,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: nobody think that was fun Yeah, you might be right, Steve.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I like it when you sensor yourself. After nineteen seasons,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Daytime TV legend Ellen Degenerous took her final bow as
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: host of The Ellen Degenerous Show. She did that I know, yeah, yeah, yes,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: your baby Tommy yep, yep, yep, yep. April twenty eighth,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: she taped her final episode. Ellen reflected on the moment
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: with a sentimental nod to the past. She said, when
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: we started this show back in two thousand and three,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: the iPod didn't exist, social media didn't exist, gay marriage
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: wasn't legal. Yeah, Ellen said, we watched the world change,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: sometimes for the better, sometimes not, but whatever was happening,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: my goal was always for the show to be a
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: place where we could all come together and laugh for
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: an hour. Ellen ended her message with gratitude for her fans.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Being invited into your life, she said, has been the
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: greatest privilege of my life and has brought me incredible joy.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thanks so surely. So what was it here
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: when she started the show again? iPhone didn't exist? Um,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: social media? Social media back in two thousand and three
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: did not exist, but she said, the iPhone did not
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: exist in two thousand and three. How much money is
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: she did made? Though? Is that where we're going with it?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Did you? Did you? How much money? Hundreds hundreds of millions? Millions, trillions, no,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: hundreds of millions. Wow, But she had the show, she
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: had her game show, she has the game show was nothing, no, no,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: no products. Huh. I think Ellen made more money on
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: her social platform than she did on her TV show.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, oh wow. Ellen DeGeneres was absolutely brilliant at business.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: And I'll say it again. I've done the show a
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: bunch of times. I've never never, in all of my
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: TV career, been around a kind of person in television.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I don't care what I've done, every show that I've done,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: all the talk shows, all the late night shows, all
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: the daytime shows. I've never met a kind of person
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: that Ellen DeGeneres, whose one aim was to make people
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: feel good. If you did a pre if you did
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: your pre interview and you said something that might not
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: be nice, it was taken out. Wow. Well, her whole
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: thing was be kind to one another. She said that
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: at the end of a I didn't care for that,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: But you know, what do you mean A bunch of jokes?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Be kind to another, to everybody? Now, Ellen, some of
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: these we got to do some of these jokes now
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: every everybody and everybody don't get kindness from me. We
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: got to do some of these jokes now. And I
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: can't come on here every week and do jokes about
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: puppies and and and and snowstorms. I got how many
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: jokes got to be about people? She did a lot
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: of giving back boy philanthropy words. She did a lot.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, you cry, you would cry watching the Ellen
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: show how much she just gave away money and cars.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: And I've never cried watching the show myself personally, But
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: what is wrong with you? You know, it's something wrong
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: with you. I just reason today. All right, We're moving on.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, Tommy is
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: something on his mind. We'll find out what that is
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: right after this. It's not an iPad. You're listening show,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: all right, Tommy? What is on your mind this morning?
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Is always something on your mind? What is it? Just something?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I need to talk to the headman in charge? All right?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: So I got two TV shows, all right. I'm in
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: production on one. I'm gonna be in production on another
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: one in the next few weeks now and and but
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: now I actually have a show that is my own
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: that I want to go pitch, and I don't know
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: the route to take. Who do I take my show too?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Is it better for me to take it to the
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: network that I am actually owned? And the big question
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: is can I say that it's also being executive produced
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: by Steve Hardy see that way a lot of he
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: has turned. I get my show picked up immediately when
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I get that when I go in there, which you
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: two things. First of all, congratulations. Secondly, I will ep
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: the show with you, all right. Thirdly, you have to
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: take it to the people you are on TV with first, Okay,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: and give them a first rite of refusal. Only problem
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: you have is if you have not wiped out the
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: exclusivity clause in your contract, you may not be able
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: to go elsewhere and do a show. So you have
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: to check your exclusivity clause. Now what I do in
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: all my shows before I do anything, after I negotiate it,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I go to and find the exclusivity clause and have
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: it removed. Oh, I get fought on every last one
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: of them. But as you can see, I have been
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: on ABC, NBC, I've done Foxes, New Year's Eve. You
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: know I'm back on ABC again. Family feuds on everything
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: every station. So I've take those exclusivity clauses out. That's
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: what you want to consider that, But open them are
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: really really fair over there at own and if you
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: have another opportunity, I don't see them blocking you from
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: doing it. It cannot be, you know, it just can't
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: be in the same genre. It can't do a dating
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: show nowhere close other than it's on tape. Did you
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: hit did you call absolutely congratulations? Tell you what money?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: It's just eight? Yeah? Why you look off though? Why
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: did you just start looking hat your show? You want?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: You want the name or not. How you gonna pay
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: your staff? He got hated, He got twenty Twenty percent
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: is production calls. Every show gets twenty percent production feed.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: So if the show costs twenty million to produce a year,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: you get twenty percent, You get four million. You get
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: four million to produce it, and then you pay your
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: staff out of that and you you need a cheap,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: cheaper All right, We haven't move on. You guys work
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: it out. Calling up in Albuquerque. Coming up in thirty
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour, Van Jones says, the lives
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: of black people have gotten worse under Biden. We'll talk
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: about that right after this. You're listening to this Dave
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. On Friday, CNN political commentator Van Jones
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: appeared on CNN's New Day with co host John Berman,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: and Jones declared that the daily lives of black Americans
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: have gotten worse under President Joe Biden, and disappointment is
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: beginning to set in. Take a listen. Day to day
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: reality for black folks hasn't improved, in fact, because of
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: inflation and other things, gotten worse, and so you're starting
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: to see that disappointment factor setting. Do you think it
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: will change the voting patterns. Well, listen, I think I
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: think that it may well. Also, don't forget you have
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: had a concerted effort on the part of conservatives to
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: recast Republican Party as a party of the multiracial working class.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: And my question to Van Jones is how has the Republicans.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I've been watching these ads on TV here in Georgia,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: and I don't see how they're making it a more
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: friendly thing. They got Donald Trump endorsing the new guy
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: that's running for governor, right, and in the back of
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump is the blacks for Trump's T shirts. And
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: what they've done is they put that same black dude
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: on that that they end up taking out, the black
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: dude with the ponytail that was in all them groups
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: and stuff and had been arrested and as a criminal
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: record and was up for murdering all like that. They
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: finally caught on to who he was and took him out.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: But in the ads he's back in all of these
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Trump ads when Trump comes on to support a certain candidate.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I've noticed that I just don't understand what the Republicans
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: are doing to include when the Republicans are behind this
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: hypocrisy of a stolen election. They are still running that.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: That's part of their campaign messaging, and that's steel part
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: of Donald's Trump. I don't see how supporting a party
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: that has this false claim that the election was stolen,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: how that's gonna help black people. I don't see Republicans
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: doing nothing to help black people or include them in
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: the party. Yeah, and voting making it very hard for
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: us to vote to suppression is the biggest Yeah, absolutely man.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: A Gallop poll released earlier this month gave Biden an
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: approval of sixty seven percent among Black adults, which was
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: a drop of twenty percent since he entered the White House.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Beyond the economics, black voters who supported Biden and the
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Democratic Party during the twenty twenty election feel they haven't
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: gotten anything in return, Jones said, blasting the administration for
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: having overpromised and under delivered, failing to move significant legislation
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: through the Senate. All Right, I wasn't Van Jones the
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: ones that the one that was crying when Joe Biden
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: won the election in twenty twenty on CNN. Oh, you know,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: cheering for Joe Biden or being overjoyed that there is
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: no Maredonald Trump. I think can be played in the
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: same sentence. Yeah. I think the joy for us was
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: we knew that our vote turned back the worst for
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: a year period of our lives in the presidency because
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: he was just so so obnoxious. Now, I do know
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: one thing, though. Have you noticed that you don't watch
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: as much news anymore since Trump has been gone off?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I mean I needed a break, really because I was
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: too much CID do today. I mean, man, it was crazy.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: It was a crazy way to live for four years. Yea,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: And he is correct. The ratings have gone down because
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: he is in president because this dude was just so
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: unbelievable as president. I went in and said, what did
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: he do today? And that was a tough way to live.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Everybody know what has happened, but I just do not.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I do not understand this narrative that so many Republicans
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: have been into talking about this was a stolen election
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: and they know, good in hair, well it wasn't. Well
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: if you people start to believe it, you know, it's
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: amazing what they've done. Man. But the sad part is
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: so many tens of millions of Americans are going along
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: with it, and now with Van Jones saying stuff like this.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: When it's time for reelection. Who ain't gonna put in
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: that man? Who? Yeah? Yeah, that's why we have to
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: constantly vote. That's that way the president can over promise
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: and get stuff done and pass through the Senate. It's
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: not because he can't make the Senate voting. We don't
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: control it exactly. We have to vote, and you know that,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: no matter how hard they try to make for we
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: have to go out there and vote. All right. Coming
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: up next, it is the nephew with the prank phone
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: call for today. We'll get into that right after this
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: you're listening to. Coming up at about four minutes after
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today. The subject
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I'm married to a messy Mitch. Got it, I'm married
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: to a messy Mitch. We'll get into that in just
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: a bit, find out what that's all about. Right now,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: it is time for the nephew and the prank phone
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: call which you got for us today. Next, Oh, let
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: me dig in here, Sherlin. Find something that's gonna be
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: ignorant in your bag of pranks. My bag of pranks
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I have today. Parasites parasites, all right, All, mind's clear,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: parasites cad dog if you would Hello, Hello, I'm trying
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: to reach a banana. Hey Brian, this is doctor Jacob.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: How you doing today? Yeah? Yeah, I'm doing. I'm okay. Listen.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: You actually came in, uh maybe like two and a
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: half weeks to go here to my office and got
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: a physical for for life insurance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: right yeah, everything okay? Well yeah, yeah, everything's gonna be
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: pretty good. I'd like to see if I can get
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: you to come in and I you know, everything's gonna
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: be fine, but I got a small procedure we'd like
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: to do to actually, uh you know right now, you're
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: not a proof for your life insurance to do until
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: this procedure has done. So if you don't mind coming in,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: we we'd like to get you jaking care of. When
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: can I schedule you to come in like maybe tomorrow
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: or the following day? Yeah? What what kind of procedures? Well? Actually,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard of it. This is
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: an okayosh for me. No, I got something. What's that's
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I'm doing my eyes? What's that? So it's something? Dude?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: You wasn't now that I'm doing my eyes? I ain't heard.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: What's what's that? No? No, okayost for me has nothing
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: to do with the eyes, No, nothing at all. We
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: found a little bit of parasites in a particular area,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: and what we want to do is make sure we
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: just remove it completely and you'll be fine. You'll get
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: your life insurance, you're and your family will be great.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: So can I get you to come in tomorrow maybe
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Thursday afternoon? And what what area? I found the parasite
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: and actually one of your testicles has some parasites. So
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: what we're gonna do is what's called a okayoshtrumy and
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: okayoshtrim me is actually removing that testicle completely and then
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: everything gonna be fine. It's all confined and we'll be
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: able to remove it. You'll be on your way, you'll
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: get your life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Like I said, can I get can I? Can I
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: get you to come in tomorrow? What my testicle? Well
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: only one, only one and it's not going to take long.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: you to come in tomorrow or the next day and
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: we get you to what are you available? I will
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: remove it s you know what, Oftentimes when people come
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: in for life insurance, these type of things happen. So
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: we want to get you in and get it out
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: as quickly as possible. Man, Nah Man, I wasn't for
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: a routine physical. Maybe I wasn't supposed to be taking
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: all this extra stuff. Man, I get a parasite in
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: my testical you're gonna remove a testicle? Man, I'm twenty five. Man,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: my wife man got no kids. They were trying to
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: be like I got to move a testicle. Let me
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be completely fine.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: You'll be able to create children. You'll be able little
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: normal life. You know, you'll just see um. You won't
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: have all of them, but you'll have enough to create children.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: You understand. Nah Man, I can't Nah, he ain't gonna.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I can't come in for that, Nah, Sir. Is there
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: any way I can get you in the morrow or
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: tomorrow afternoon or the Thursday afternoon so we can kind
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: of get this thing taken care of and we can
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: get you moving on your way and people can get
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: the life insurance papers together and so forth. Nah man, Man,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: we ain't rescheduling now. I need a second or third
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: opinion on that, and he's talking about taking away one
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: of my Man, we ain't rescheduling nothing, man, I'm gonna
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: need to see another doctor. Man, it's sir, Sir, you
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: can go around the entire city and see several doctors.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you you're just gonna be waste
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: in time. I'm gonna try to knock this thing out
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: for you, knocking up. I ain't agree. I ain't agree
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: to nothing. Listen, man, I'm joined it to get money, medicine,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: scauding nothing. Man, I need to taking a third opiny
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: this bloom Brian. I tell you, if you come in
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: and let me get this thing taken care of, you know,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I have you back. You know, big balling shot calling
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: before it's all over. You know what a big balling
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: shot I call it? Man, I told you, man, I
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: ain't ain't going in for none of that. Man, I'm
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: supposed to tell my wife. Man, this this ain't cool. Man.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I ain't going in for that. Man. I'm rescheduling it. Man,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: you're rescheduling. What do you mean you're rescheduling? Sir? What
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: we're getting? I'm getting another opinion. I ain't going in
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: for this okay, but I'm trying to make you a
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: big baller shot caller. You know, man, what what is
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: your name? Are? You're supposed to be a doctor. You're
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: making little jokes, man, Ain't you're doing a little play
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: on words. Man, it ain't even funny. Man, I'm calling
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: it insurance on it something they get me? Doctor. You
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: think you're funny, Ain't it ain't funny? Man. You know
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you're making a little joke. Man, ain't funny man taking opinion? Man,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I'm forgetting all of the work that we got, the
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: blood work, the year and word they complete physical that's
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: when we didn't realize that you had parasites in a
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: particular area. So what we're trying, I'm not. I don't
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: mean I'm turning to make the light of make humor
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: in it, just to make you feel a little bit
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: more comfortable. I apologize, all right. That ain't fucking man.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: You want to losing? No, that ain't funny. Man. If
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I had a situation and nurses would have told me,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: then he ain't tell me nothing. Man had me thinking
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I'm all good. Now you're telling me I gotta come
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: in to remove the tests on man, we had to
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: run tests on you, sir, we got test back when
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you do have the parasites, and what we want to
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: do is make sure we're get them completely cleared out.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: The only way I can clear that out is to
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: remove that testicle. He's man, it's the man. I got
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: no hairsites. Man, may y'all here running out his chests
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: on me. Man, I'm going to another doctor. Man, because
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: it's man, I ain't got no parasites. Man, all these
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: tests oat saw me y'all round me. I gotta remove
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: the that's some you over here and meets. I know
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: you doctor Man, I ain't gotta hairsite. Man. I'm following
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: my head shirts. I'm telling him I ain't doing with
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: your man because you man, I ain't got no parasites. Man, runs,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: let me make your I'm saying something clearly here. It's
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: my job as a physician that if the patient doesn't
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: come to me, it's my job to come to you
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: and extract the problem. You're leaning towards me having to
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: come to your home and extract the problem. Man, When
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: you want to come them home, how may you I
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: what you want to stuff with? How match out of test?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: May you you talking? I'm going from another doctor. I'm
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: getting another test. I ain't gotta let it, sir. You've
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: got the parasite, and you only have twenty four hours
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: for me to get sir. I have to move on
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: this quickly. Brian, Okay, I'm not I ain't gotta. I
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: gottas not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: another human being. It just develops in one out of
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I gotta extract it from you. You try to tell
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: me I'm gonna why you know, I'm gonna come. Fine,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: there's something else that you have that I haven't told
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: you about. There's something else I need to tell you.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I got it, got passed. Bron You just got planked.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: You just got planked by nephew Tommy from the Steve
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Harley Water And show your wife Anka got me the
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: plant phone call you. I man, That's how we do it.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: That's a smooth I like you. That's how we do it.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: God right. Trying to tell me I'm pranking. It ain't easy.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Somebody brank. It ain't easy, but somebody got to do it.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: You understand it ain't easy, but somebody has to do it.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I chose myself. If you tell me you understand that
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: was I stupid enough? Yeah? Yeah, is that a question?
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: It is our honor to sit here and listen to him.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: That's right now. You are the king of pranks. Thank
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: you appreciate that. I just want to honor you more. Yeah,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: do it, Steve, go ahead, we have time. Man. I've
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: never met anybody more gifted, more talented. He's just girl.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I can't girl, girl, I can't. I can't get it all.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: There's so many words to describe him. Let me try,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Let me try. Oh, man, come on, just actually wow, No,
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: you don't know, you didn't? Yeah? Like that? One one more,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: one more, one more, knock it out the park, come up. Yeah,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: he said it expediting, you know, like abbreviated. Yeah. You know,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to shout, going up next, Strawberry letter, this subject.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: I'm married a messy Mitch. I'm married to a messy Mitch.
• 53:22
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• 53:25
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• 53:29
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• 55:09
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• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject. I'm married to a messy mitch.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a wife, mother, and businesswoman. I
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: have known my husband for thirteen years and we've been
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: married for ten years. In the beginning, he was a
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: popular one and I was a wallflower. He would walk
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: into a room and everyone was dying to talk to him.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Now that the tables have turned, he's become messy, and
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: he starts mess in our family and amongst his friends.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: I can't say that he's a gossiper because everything he
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: says is true, but he just shouldn't repeat what I
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: tell him. Things took a shift in our relationship when
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: he made some bad business decisions and a few of
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: our friends were involved, which caused them to lose a
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: lot of money. We lost money as well. At the time,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I got a promotion at work and I was able
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: to step in and get us back on track financially
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: while he served six months on house arrest. There were
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: four couples involved in his downfall, and only two of
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: the guys involved have forgiven him and are working on
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: rebuilding a friendship with him. I may be wrong for
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: going behind his back and talking to them on his behalf,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: but I didn't want to see him depressed, broke, and friendless.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I told my husband exactly how they felt and how
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: they really didn't want to be around him, but they
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: give it a try. We had a small party for
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: my fortieth birthday and the friends group came the couples
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: talk to each other and kind of shunned my husband,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: so he felt some kind of way because it was
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: at our house. He went off on them and said
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: everything I had told him, word for word. He's a
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: messy mitch and he thinks it's okay to talk crazy
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: to these people. He told my sister some things I
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: said about her, and now we're not talking. I can't
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: if I can't confide to my husband, is our marriage over? Well?
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I don't necessarily think your marriage is over. No, I
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: don't think that. I think you did leave a whole
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff out of this letter. What did your
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: husband do? You didn't tell us that? And by the way,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: please stop talking. Just stop talking right now. Your husband
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: can hold other people's money, obviously, and he can't hold water.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: He keeps telling people what you said. He's supposed to
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: keep that private. Everyone in this letter is messy, and
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: your husband is the worst. You left out exactly what
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: he did, like I said, but it has to be
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: something pretty bad because he had to do six months
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: of house arrest. The thing is he doesn't seem to
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: have learned his lesson. That's the thing. He's still being
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: a mess after whatever he did with his friends money.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: But I guess it's hard to go from being the
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: man like you said, when he walked in a room,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: everybody was just clamoring to talk to him, and now
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: you know they ignore him or shun him, even in
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: his own house. So that's got to be a blow
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: to his ego and everything. And I say he didn't
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: learn humility during his house arrest. He needs to be
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out how to pay these people back
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: his money and to get his friends back, but they
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: still might not want to be his friends because too
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: much damage has already been done. I don't think your
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: marriage is over to answer your question, but it is
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: in trouble right now because your husband can't seem to
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: get it together. He's all over the place. He's all
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: over the place trying, you know, And it doesn't sound
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: like he's even trying to fix the situation with the
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: friends money. Maybe he just lost it for good or whatever.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: But I think that's a good place to start if
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: he wants to try and rebuild his relationships. Well, it's
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: a lot in this letter, but this letter, I'm married
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: to a messy mitch. I think you're married to a
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: guy that's very accustomed to being the one, and it
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: is uncomfortable when he's not in the one position and
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: is willing to do anything to get back to the
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: one position. That's what you have here, young lady, being
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: married to the guy thirteen he used to walk in
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: the room and everybody who was dying to talk to him,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: not a table turn, starts messing out family amongst his friends.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: I can't say he's a gospel because everything he says
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: it's true, well, not quite everything. Oh he's a big lie.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Well I don't know how you think. And everything he
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: say it's true. Oh, well, we come back. We're gonna
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: find out why his ass had that ankle Braceley don't
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: and what we've been to find right after you. All right,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: we'll let part two of Steve's response coming up at
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after today's Strawberry Letter subject I'm married
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: to a messy Mitch. We'll get back into it right
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry Letter and finish
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: up with your response, subject I'm married to a messy Mitch. Absolutely,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: here we go. This woman's been married to this man
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: for thirteen years. He used to be the guy he
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: walked into a room and all heads would turn, everybody
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: wanted to talk to him. She was just a wallflower.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Well things have turned now and he's messy. He starts
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: messing the family and amongst his friends. Then she makes
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: the unbelievable statement, I can't say that he's a gossiper
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: because everything he says is true. Well, we're talking about
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: a man who was soon to be on house arresting,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: so I don't know how every thing he says true.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: He lied to somebody, Well, let's find out, but he
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: shouldn't repeat what I tell him. That's true. Things took
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: a shift in our relationship when he made some bad
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: business decisions and a few of our friends were involved,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: which caused them to lose a lot of money. We
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: lost money as well. Well, I'm gonna tell you something
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: right here. You lost all the friend you can quit.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: You're gonna try in this letter to put them back together.
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  Speaker 1: But once I lose a lot of money with you
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  Speaker 1: in your ass and steal him, I don't give it.
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  Speaker 1: Damn how much of yours you lost, I'm not concerned
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  Speaker 1: about that. It's that hundred thousand I gave your ass,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: see all fifty thousand or twenty five thousand, whatever, whatever
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  Speaker 1: the little group cut was. I don't know how big
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  Speaker 1: the deal was, but they don't give a damn how
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: much he lost. They lost money at the time, you
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: got a promotion and what you was able to step
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  Speaker 1: in and get us back on track financially while he
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  Speaker 1: served six months on house arrest. That were four couples
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  Speaker 1: involved in his downfall, and only two of the guys
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  Speaker 1: involved had forgiven him and are working on rebuilding a
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  Speaker 1: friendship with him. This ain't gonna work. All they try
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  Speaker 1: to do is cozy back up till they get their
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  Speaker 1: money back. Ain't nobody feel to be friends with you again? Folk?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Couples involved house arrest six months ain'tcle brachions. See Shirley
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: says she don't know what he could have did. I'm
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: telling you right now this was some type of real
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: estate Ponzi scheme, because that was actually something what you
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: call it tangible involved and it just didn't work out.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: But the way he phrased it made it look like
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: it was more than it could be. Thus the money
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  Speaker 1: got lost. But it was a tangible asset involved, which
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: is why he was on house arrest. How do I
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: know this type of stuff? Yeah, because I have a
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: colorful passed with several friends that have done everything I
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: can for murder all the way down to folk degree misdemeanors.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I have people I know who've done all of the above. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: let's move on. I may be wrong for going behind
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: his back and talking to them on his behalf, but
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to see him depressed and broken friends,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: and she went back trying to put her to put
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: their little friends back together. Right. I told my husband
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: exactly how they felt and how they really didn't want
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: to be around him. But they give it a try. See,
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  Speaker 1: they don't want to be round it because he lied.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: See all that stuff you said up in their thing,
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  Speaker 1: But he ain't a gospel, but everything he said is true.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: He lied to get their money. He lied about the results,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: he lied about the potential earning, and he lied about
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: when and how they was gonna get it. So now
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  Speaker 1: this ain't gonna work. We had a small party for
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: my forty and the friends group came. The couples talk
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: to each other and kind of shunned my husband. So
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: he felt some kind of way because it was at
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: our house. Yeah, I ain't mad at him me over here,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: you talking to everybody, but you ain't talking to me.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting the corn to damn ankle break it on.
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  Speaker 1: See that's what That's what it was. Because the anybody
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  Speaker 1: want to go over there, because you don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to ankle break it. But you can hear if you
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  Speaker 1: get too close to the door a little bit. Yea,
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  Speaker 1: you can hear him. You can hear and you can
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: hear it. Now he can feel it. But see y'all living,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: and now he shown at the house and then he
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: went off on him and then he said everything I
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: told him word for word. He's a messy mitch, which
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: ain't what you want to say. And he thinks it's
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: okay to talk crazy to these people. They also told
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: my sisters some things I said about her. Now we
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: ain't talking. If I can't confide to my husband's our
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: marriage over pretty much. But your marriage is over because
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: of that damn ankle brace y'all can't go nowhere hard
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: to go to dinner with. Somebody got an ankle bracelet.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you something else too. Let me
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: tell you something. You ain't been to talk to me crazy,
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  Speaker 1: and you're ask sending up there with this damn moniting
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: device on your damn ankle. You ain't been talking to
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: me crazy, because all we gotta do I take this
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: whole argument out on the punch and put your ass
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: in the media situation. If I walk down to the sidewalk.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: What you're gonna do. You can't chase me, boy, you're
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: asking me double over in paying you trying to chase
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: me that ankle monit on. Sitting up being a house
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: of rest, house of rests ain't fun. You ain't been
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: to dinner nowhere with him in six months. It's hard
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: to have sex with that ankle bracelet on. You got
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: your legs all cut up on the side and everything.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: This is hard sitting up in here. Man, he had
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: run real estate Ponzi scheme. Now his ass mad and
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: everybody gonna come in my house. Y'all ain't gonna come
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: up in my house and not talk to me. You
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: over there with an ankle bration it on. We ain't
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: we really even supposed to be here? Got quiet as
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: this couch. I've been on approbation for twenty years. I'm
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: not allowed to be around nobody with a record. Fell
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: in the off weapon me and your ass. Really ain't
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: he supposed to be in the same damn room quiet
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: as his colt? What are you gonna do? He gonna
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: call the police? What? I'd walked over there and slapped
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: him bout mom money? What are you gonna do? What
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: are you gonna do at the party? You kind of
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: slapped him about my cut? What are you gonna do?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: You got on the ankle bracelet? All right? Thank you? Steve.
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• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is Junior and Sports. Right after this.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: for Junior and Sports talk. What you got Junior Shirley's
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: second round NBA Playoffs is what we got Butts one
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  Speaker 1: oh one, Celtics eighty nine, A double boy, a freak man.
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  Speaker 1: That ball was out there balling. No, Chris Middleton is
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: just him. Twenty four points, thirteen rebounds, and twelve assists.
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  Speaker 1: That's just a dominant performance. It's only one game though.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Junior Boy zero foe up down. That's a sweet rank. Wow. Yeah,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Okay, punks, now, yeah, but
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: if you just saw what I saw your snake, you're
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: gonna say sweet. Yeah, I ain't see it. I ain't
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: see it. But I know they're not gonna be able
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: to do to the Greek what they did to Durant.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Oh you know they play bullyball on Durant. The problem
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: with trying that what the freak is He started with
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: the ball from the other free throw at started running
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: full speed. Yeah, it's kind of hardest. Ain't nobody getting
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: in his way? Also? Up, man, tell me what about
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: this Warrior grizz this game? Uh? Oh man, this boy
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: the truth man talking about Curry. I'm talking about Memphis.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: But you know what they lost man one seventeen to
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: one sixteen. John madd did have a game thirty four points. Uh.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: You know it's coming down to he could have won
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: that game with last second man that lay up he
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: just missed. He just had a hard angle. But it
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: was like the play they drew him the gift going forward.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Nobody want to hear all that, Junior? What what mean? Yeah?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Hard angle and all this hill was hard it was
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: a pretty hard angle to make that shot up. I mean,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: he didn't made that shot a hundred times. I didn't
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: seem to do it. They just they doesn't want to
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: hear about the loss. I predict seven games on this. Hey, man,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: did you see Draymond green get ejected team? I didn't
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: think he should have. You don't think he should be ejected? Well? Man,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Well he pulled a man in jersey, Now, okay, I
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: know it just didn't Band was going up for Clark
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: was going to for for a layup. So under the goal,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Draymond Greene swipes at him, hits him in the face,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: and then grabs his jersey and pulls him to the floe.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Probably nineteen eighty five. Yeah, they did not let him
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: get that ball in that basket, with Draymond saying and
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: they ejected him, And it's like, sit, should he have
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: been a jeckt a shitty? Not? So they ejected him,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: But the Warriors still pulled it off. Tonight. We got
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: the seventy sixes in the heat and we got the
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Mavericks in the suns. We're gonna see how that go.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: I can't wait. But there's no Joel Ebad, no Joel
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: embid he's hurt, he's out over the fraction. Yeah, it's
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: gonna be seems happened. There you go, Charlan, All right, Junior,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: thank you. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour right
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening show a Right, So, a woman
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: returning home from vacation, get this guy's found a couple
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: lying in her bed and her furniture and personal belongings
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: were gone. The unnamed resident noticed her front door was
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: damaged and went inside to find a couple, a black
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: male and a white female, just lying in her bed.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: The bed was the only piece of furniture left in
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: the apartment. She secretly videotaped the couple as they were leaving.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Take a listen, Can you show me how you got
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: how gonna show you step about step? There is three
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: ways to get in your apart? Is that excuse excuse?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: I mean your exk you meet with me? They it's
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: a normous spurts. What did he say is the learning
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: or spurts? That's that dope, right, there's the dope on
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you got be talking to the criminal like, oh,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know what this is about. But the story
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: is a lady came in and found two people in
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: her apartment, in her house. The real story, if I
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: walk in here, it's what did the police found. That's
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: what this story gonna be about. It's gonna be what
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: the damn police found, because I don't even understand this
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: right here. I don't even get it at all. Well, yeah, okay,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: the theft, the fact that they stole her furniture and
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: all of that. The bed was the only thing left
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: in there. She was talking to them, Yeah, he was
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: to the criminal. He was trying to explain how people
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: liked her and got tired and fell asleep. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: maybe together gotten to know this guy. So it's sounded
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: like she did. It's they sounded very familiar. But let
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: me show you something now. I'm gonna show you how
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: you get learning of spurns. Spurn Spurns. Yeah, they stole
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: over forty nine thousand dollars worth of her stuff. This
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: is according to the police report, and the video was
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: posted online in hopes of finding the suspects because they
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: got away. Just how they got away ago, right, But
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: she was she couldn't hold them, you know. So the
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: police got involved and they're still looking for them. Next story,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: it's a it's a crazy story. I get it. It's
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: a crazy story. Next story. This is too ignorant for us,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: and we have several ignorant people on the show. Way,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: this is too ignorant for us, and we have several
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: ignorant people on the show. We're not gonna sit here
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: and let you do this to us. You draw the line,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: stay this enough is enough. We can't help that. But
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: we can't figure some stuff out. Yes, did you want
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: to hear Let's hear it again. Maybe you could figure
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: it out. Let's hear the take. Let's let's take a move.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: You show me how you got me. I'm gonna show
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: you stebout that there's three ways you can get in
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: your apartment. It's excuse excuse me, your excuse me? Yet
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: only things nothing, no on they came. It's anonymous. First.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Now he's put like she's a criminal. Now you get
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: it now, Now I heard this This time he said,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: I thought you was gone. He did said that in there.
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  Speaker 1: Then then the process, he said, excuse me, is three
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: ways to get in your apartment, to show you. Then
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: she said, I can't believe this everybody's way to calm,
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  Speaker 1: for these to be some total strangers in somebody house. First.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking soft right, all right? Coming up in
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: So would you try it? It's a question juice. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a cereal man. Child weed. Yeah, with milk, you understand.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: But what about growing up back in the days, use water.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: I've heard tap water. I had tap water on regular
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: corn flakes, no frosted nothing, nothing good. No, that's juice.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even mat I had some Koolaid on some cereal.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: One time kool aid on some cereal. You just need
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  Speaker 1: a liquid. You had to have that crunch, didn't you.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: He was out of milk and I just got creative
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  Speaker 1: that morning and put some pool aid only we had
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  Speaker 1: from the weekend. What flavor? Great? It was not good
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: at a lot of sugar grape already you know grab
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  Speaker 1: that's it? All right. We'll have more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show time for a round
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  Speaker 1: your two kneecaps? Oh no, well I hit them. I'm
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: gonna get them teeth in tomorrow. Yes you got Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your kneecap. You're gonna be walking pop locking the whole
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  Speaker 1: would you rather sloppy wet kissing during sex sloppy and
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  Speaker 1: wet or none at all? I'm good either way? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: either way, I'm the one. Hey, I'll be yep, we
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  Speaker 1: live in a Walmart for three days? Would you rather
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: live in a tiny house for one day? Walmart for three?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: I'm all over Walmar the ball man I blow one
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  Speaker 1: of the matches. Yeah, I didn't find out there in
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: the lawn section. Oh yeah, I'm good. It is that Walmart.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: I have all them TVs on wing, all different shows
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  Speaker 1: at one time. I'll be riding the bike all down
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  Speaker 1: through there. I'll be making sandwiches, have about nine bolls
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  Speaker 1: of the crackers open, be down after cash register, just eating.
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  Speaker 1: Can Will they have fishing poles at Walmart? Hell? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be down that cast and learning stuff right here
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  Speaker 1: the Garden Center for the law. They'd be putting black
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  Speaker 1: tape on all of them, damn security camera so I
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  Speaker 1: Day's at Walmart? All right? Last one? Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: always say yes? Thank you? You're right? Would you rather
• 1:19:11
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• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: rather never talk again? Oh? No? Hell? Hey, hey, I'm
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: practicing that note. I'm working on that and about ten
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  Speaker 1: more years mission accomplished. I'm not gonna hold back nothing.
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  Speaker 1: How about ten more years I get this billion. You
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: ain't gotta worried about it? Be not, bet not be
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  Speaker 1: on the wrong side of me. All right, guys, today's
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• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
• 1:19:44
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  Speaker 1: get your mama candle, Get the woman in your life
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  Speaker 1: a candle again. One to four pm this Saturday, May seventh,
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  Speaker 1: at merge Co in Atlanta's Phipps Plaza, just above a
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  Speaker 1: Gucci store. Well well, well, will Will, I would waste
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  Speaker 1: time with a bunch of brevities and you know things
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  Speaker 1: in the salations and all of that. But I ain't
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  Speaker 1: really got time. I just called in to say Shirley, yes,
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  Speaker 1: ma'am high Si, see you got a new candle collection.
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  Speaker 1: Gives me I might do well. Congratulations with wow, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: This is such a surprise. I wasn't a surprise. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't here yet. Here's a surprise the surprises. I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: invited to your little Canada opening. So you're just gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a candle company opening and you ain't gonna have
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  Speaker 1: me up in there. We'll sister, will tell as much
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  Speaker 1: as I'd have done for your career, you gonna sit
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  Speaker 1: up in here and have yourself a Canada company, and
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna say nothing. Well, sister, but you please
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  Speaker 1: to me, it would be my honor if you would
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  Speaker 1: come enjoy it, if it had been your honor and
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  Speaker 1: I got an invitation. By now you've been told all
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  Speaker 1: these sixteen million people listening to Siever money. You don't
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  Speaker 1: even know. These help us ain't asked me because I come, Well,
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  Speaker 1: it hasn't happened yet, sister. Oh so we're back on
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  Speaker 1: the same grind we used to be. But when I
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  Speaker 1: change and try to act real kind to you that
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  Speaker 1: when I get I get a slap across the mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Sitting up here there having your little thing down at
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  Speaker 1: the Phillips Plaza, and you don't tell nobody when you
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  Speaker 1: come up who has it? It's apt And you know
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  Speaker 1: why I don't know because I didn't get the invitation.
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  Speaker 1: The invitation now whatever it is, I ain't get it.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're sitting up in there, and I got some
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  Speaker 1: little black company on top of the gooch. So Mago,
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  Speaker 1: who is Margo? Anyway? It's called merger. If that might
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  Speaker 1: not be that health on the Housewives of Atlanta. I
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  Speaker 1: know that because she's at the counter company and I
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  Speaker 1: ain't there. I bet your ass Ni men to go,
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  Speaker 1: didn't you? I bet RDS give me health to go?
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  Speaker 1: And you didn't say a word that sit toldal somebody
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  Speaker 1: didn't care about you, Nini. Them ain't never cared about you.
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  Speaker 1: Whever I can't get a candle invited or nothing right there,
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  Speaker 1: just honor me. You see how they do me? Car Yes,
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  Speaker 1: if you'd have had a counter come then every day,
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  Speaker 1: don't I get anybody? You invited me to all the
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  Speaker 1: little TOSSI dancing things, and he has me come up
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  Speaker 1: whenever she's selling cookers or anything like that. Tommy boy, Yes, ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: Ain't I ain't you always asking me to come to
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  Speaker 1: Jordan games and and be down there and watch all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff right there? Junior. Ain't I've been to the
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  Speaker 1: hospital to see your little sick. Yes, you have, dudes,
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  Speaker 1: everything out of just been a part of this show.
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  Speaker 1: And then the one time you get something, you get
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  Speaker 1: some candles and the counter come out of the Phillips
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  Speaker 1: caused Philip m had to open up day house and
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  Speaker 1: let you in there all on top of the guccas though,
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  Speaker 1: see you get a tall cotton. Now you don't know nobody.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're all upstairs at margol place. You know Margam
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  Speaker 1: Now don't even care for you. I've changed you change.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you is. That's what you did. You know
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  Speaker 1: ever since you married that Mexican man, you've been this
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  Speaker 1: away to also me, and I just wanted to come
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  Speaker 1: on and say that's what it was, and that's what
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  Speaker 1: it is to look like that what it's gonna be. Well, sister,
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  Speaker 1: I certainly help you join me this Saturday. I really
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  Speaker 1: you gonna certainly clean the hoping because I'm defing to
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  Speaker 1: come down there just it feels so I can appease you.
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  Speaker 1: You got the wrong sister up in here. I think
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  Speaker 1: you'll be there, sister, I really how much is your candid?
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  Speaker 1: They're affordable, They're definitely affordable. Oh that's good, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: at what is my discount gonna be? Well? I at
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  Speaker 1: least ate them for not invited well taking care of
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  Speaker 1: sister O'Dell, I won't ad then I'm gonna hurt you
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  Speaker 1: back just a little bit. I'm gonna resell them right
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  Speaker 1: outside this stone I'm gonna set up a kidoss. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna get my favor back well, thank you, And and
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  Speaker 1: I'm an under country. Oh you're gonna do all of
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  Speaker 1: that if you give me an eight for six in all,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be out in the front selling counter
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  Speaker 1: for thirty two fifty. Anyway, I just wanted to come
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  Speaker 1: in and say that hurt me a little bit, but
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  Speaker 1: it's all right. I'll recall them. I guess how I'll
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  Speaker 1: come down there anyway. Though, Yes, man, I would love
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  Speaker 1: causing real nuts I had. I know they smell good
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  Speaker 1: because you're gonna do stuff stylish, you know, because you's
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  Speaker 1: a gassing little slump. Thank you, you know what your
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  Speaker 1: little shout, hair cutting, flat stomach and stuff. That's pretty
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  Speaker 1: amazing to me be a woman your age and still
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  Speaker 1: have a flat stomach. That's to my stomach. My stomach
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  Speaker 1: is flat two but my breast is on top of them.
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  Speaker 1: So it looks like just love flat. This is really
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  Speaker 1: a lot of information. We did them upping out the
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  Speaker 1: way and see how flat it is. I ain't looked
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  Speaker 1: in a few years. Well, I'll see you Saturday, this
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  Speaker 1: coming Saturday at Merge Thanky y'all be going now, y'all
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