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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know y'all.
- 0:09Speaker 2: All at all, So.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Don't given them black a bus bush. Yeah, listening to show,
- 0:38Speaker 3: I don't joy?
- 0:50Speaker 1: Yeah, joy.
- 0:58Speaker 2: You know you.
- 1:24Speaker 4: Gotta turn.
- 1:31Speaker 5: Okay, I got to turn the mouth, turn.
- 1:43Speaker 3: The probably, got to turn mouth, turn out a word
- 1:47Speaker 3: of the money.
- 1:49Speaker 6: Look, come.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Come on, you think I sure will?
- 2:04Speaker 7: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
- 2:07Speaker 7: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
- 2:10Speaker 7: radio show, got a good one for you today. Tommy
- 2:15Speaker 7: text me and hit me with a thought this morning
- 2:19Speaker 7: that caused me to thinking a.
- 2:20Speaker 1: Little bit deeper about it.
- 2:22Speaker 7: And the text of Tommy sent me this morning said
- 2:25Speaker 7: that a tree yields fruit seasonally, but even when it's
- 2:29Speaker 7: not yielding, it's still a fruit tree. Don't get upset
- 2:32Speaker 7: at not producing. Your season is coming if you stay planted. Okay,
- 2:38Speaker 7: one more time. A fruit tree yields seasonally, but even
- 2:42Speaker 7: when it's not yielding, it's still a fruit tree. Don't
- 2:45Speaker 7: get upset and not producing because your season is coming
- 2:49Speaker 7: if you stay planted.
- 2:50Speaker 1: Okay.
- 2:51Speaker 7: Now, that meant something to me this morning, and it
- 2:54Speaker 7: caused me to start to thinking it through a little
- 2:58Speaker 7: bit deeper in terms of what's happened in my life.
- 3:02Speaker 7: Because here's the deal. The thing that I just learned
- 3:07Speaker 7: recently was about seasons in your life. Seasons. I was
- 3:14Speaker 7: familiar with it all my life. My mother taught it
- 3:16Speaker 7: to me. I've experienced it, but I didn't really get
- 3:19Speaker 7: it until of late. The thing about the seasons in
- 3:23Speaker 7: your life is when we start thinking about when you
- 3:26Speaker 7: hear people in Churchill, you hear people say it's your
- 3:29Speaker 7: season is coming. Boy, you in your season? You know
- 3:32Speaker 7: what was messing me up a little bit, and it
- 3:34Speaker 7: might be messing you up. I thought of seasons just
- 3:38Speaker 7: like I did the seasons winter, spring, summer, and fall.
- 3:43Speaker 7: But I had it on the timeline just like seasons
- 3:48Speaker 7: quarterly a year. So I looked at boy, is your season,
- 3:53Speaker 7: Your season is coming. I looked at it as a
- 3:56Speaker 7: short span of time, and then I was gonna go
- 3:59Speaker 7: back to the barrenness of winter, and then something might
- 4:03Speaker 7: happen a little later on in the spring and something
- 4:06Speaker 7: pop through the ground and flowers show up, and then
- 4:09Speaker 7: they might survive. The summer is good, and it's going
- 4:11Speaker 7: good all summer long, and I'm God in them harvesting crops.
- 4:14Speaker 1: Then the fall come and start fading in winter, I.
- 4:17Speaker 7: Go back to suffering the barrenness of winter like a crop.
- 4:22Speaker 1: But here's what I learned. You cannot look at your
- 4:26Speaker 1: season in life and the seasons that we go through
- 4:31Speaker 1: with the same eye for seasons as you do with crops,
- 4:34Speaker 1: because God's timeline is totally different. See, a season to
- 4:39Speaker 1: God could be a really extended period of time.
- 4:44Speaker 7: It could be the duration of your life. That's what
- 4:48Speaker 7: a season is in God's timeline. See, God is expansive man,
- 4:53Speaker 7: He's way bigger than the regular thing.
- 4:55Speaker 1: So what may be a season too a farmer.
- 4:58Speaker 7: A season for God could be three hundred years, fifty years,
- 5:02Speaker 7: sixty years, eighty years.
- 5:04Speaker 1: You in now.
- 5:05Speaker 7: So I had to learn that because I was afraid
- 5:09Speaker 7: that seasonally meant that this blessing would be for a
- 5:12Speaker 7: short period of time.
- 5:13Speaker 1: Then I go back. Then I here come another verst,
- 5:16Speaker 1: and then I go back.
- 5:17Speaker 7: I fired a few more night shots, and now I
- 5:19Speaker 7: can have a nice summer. And then I started withering
- 5:22Speaker 7: away and here come winning again. The first things first,
- 5:24Speaker 7: that's not how it worked for me, and that's how
- 5:27Speaker 7: I had to learn. So now let's talk about it
- 5:30Speaker 7: with that in mind. See what the text time is
- 5:33Speaker 7: sent me meant a lot to me, because see, everybody
- 5:37Speaker 7: is a fruit tree.
- 5:39Speaker 1: We are all a fruit tree.
- 5:42Speaker 7: But here's the key, though, we are all different kinds
- 5:45Speaker 7: of fruit trees. Oh see, that's the difference. And that's
- 5:49Speaker 7: the other thing was tripping me off. See I was
- 5:52Speaker 7: looking at the other trees trying to figure out why
- 5:57Speaker 7: I wasn't given and varying the same fruit that they
- 6:01Speaker 7: were burying. Why wasn't I a billionaire? Why wasn't I
- 6:06Speaker 7: a yacht owner? Why didn't I come up with the
- 6:10Speaker 7: next great idea? Why wasn't I the next big producer?
- 6:15Speaker 7: Why wasn't I the next big major star. Why wasn't
- 6:19Speaker 7: I the one that came up with some earth shattering
- 6:22Speaker 7: idea and invention that would change the scope of the
- 6:25Speaker 7: world and all this money would flow me?
- 6:27Speaker 1: Why wasn't I Because that.
- 6:28Speaker 7: Ain't my fruit, That's not my tree. See, everybody can't
- 6:33Speaker 7: be Steve Jobs. Everybody's not gonna be the guy that
- 6:37Speaker 7: comes up with the next invention that changes the world.
- 6:40Speaker 7: You ain't the right, brothers. You may not be the
- 6:42Speaker 7: one to think of flight, for what is your fruit though,
- 6:45Speaker 7: See your fruit is plenty, see and and and and
- 6:49Speaker 7: what the what the text was saying is your fruit
- 6:52Speaker 7: you you bear fruits seasonally. That means it's coming. Sometimes
- 6:57Speaker 7: you still sprouting. Well, when you sprouting, you can't have
- 7:00Speaker 7: fruit on you yet. What you're tripping for? You just sprouted.
- 7:04Speaker 7: You just came up through the dirt. You've been hustling
- 7:07Speaker 7: and grinded. You just popped up through the dirt. Now
- 7:10Speaker 7: you're a young tree, you a bush. Even if you
- 7:12Speaker 7: have fruit on it, your bark and your limbs ain't
- 7:15Speaker 7: strong enough to hold the fruit. The size of the
- 7:19Speaker 7: fruit would break your limbs if you get it too early. Paul,
- 7:23Speaker 7: come on, man, don't you understand this now, this is
- 7:26Speaker 7: what this text meant to me. And so while I
- 7:30Speaker 7: wanted fruit, I wasn't ready to hold the fruit. So
- 7:33Speaker 7: you gotta strengthen yourself. You gotta get focus, You gotta
- 7:36Speaker 7: be who you're supposed to be. You gotta try hard. God,
- 7:39Speaker 7: the fruit the season is coming for you. Because everybody
- 7:42Speaker 7: is a fruit tree, and everybody gonna bath fruit.
- 7:45Speaker 1: But what you cannot do is think that. Look, if
- 7:49Speaker 1: you're a.
- 7:49Speaker 7: Lemon tree and your fruit that you bear is lemon.
- 7:52Speaker 7: This is analogy. Now I'm talking about whatever your gift is.
- 7:55Speaker 7: The fruit you bear is a lemon tree. But you
- 7:57Speaker 7: look over there, and you looking at the apple arch.
- 8:00Speaker 7: Then you going man, But them apples is big and red.
- 8:02Speaker 7: More people eat apples than eat lemons. You sell more
- 8:05Speaker 7: apples than you do lemons.
- 8:07Speaker 1: Oh that's true. So now guess what you do?
- 8:10Speaker 8: Now?
- 8:10Speaker 1: You uproot yourself.
- 8:12Speaker 7: You take yourself up out of who you are and
- 8:15Speaker 7: what you were born to do. You remove yourself from
- 8:18Speaker 7: your gift. You take yourself all out of who you
- 8:21Speaker 7: really are. Going over there trying to be an apple tree.
- 8:25Speaker 7: When God made you the lemon tree. Now guess what
- 8:30Speaker 7: Now you're all about the soil. You ain't rooted no more,
- 8:33Speaker 7: can't no nutrients come up through your roots to even
- 8:36Speaker 7: feed the limons that He bore you to have. Now
- 8:38Speaker 7: you're over there trying to be an apple. Well, ain't
- 8:40Speaker 7: no room in the apple archard for the lemon tree.
- 8:43Speaker 7: Now you're wondering why you can't get your roots down
- 8:45Speaker 7: in there, why they ain't accepting you.
- 8:47Speaker 1: Now you're baring man, who woar is me? Lord? You
- 8:50Speaker 1: don't never give me no fruit?
- 8:52Speaker 7: It's because you keep moving, you keep taking yourself out
- 8:56Speaker 7: of who you are. You keep removing yourself some from
- 9:00Speaker 7: the soil that you was planted in. You keep taking
- 9:03Speaker 7: yourself out your orchard. Stop trying to be an apple.
- 9:06Speaker 7: If you was born to be a lemon, what's wrong
- 9:08Speaker 7: with lemons? I like lemonade. A lot of people I
- 9:11Speaker 7: know like lemonade. Lemonade. If you stay focused with it,
- 9:14Speaker 7: you might be the only one with the good limons. Now,
- 9:16Speaker 7: everybody the need limits gotta come to you. Oh man,
- 9:19Speaker 7: But if you keep uprooting yourself moving, you'll never bear
- 9:23Speaker 7: the fruit that you was born to bear. Everybody is
- 9:26Speaker 7: a fruit tree. But you got to stay planted. Man,
- 9:29Speaker 7: you gotta stay nourished. You gotta talk to your creator
- 9:32Speaker 7: who made you, and find out what fruit you supposed
- 9:35Speaker 7: to bear, and then in your season. It's coming, Man,
- 9:39Speaker 7: your season is coming. But you got to stay planted,
- 9:43Speaker 7: and you got to realize through contacting your creator what
- 9:47Speaker 7: type of fruit tree you are. And quit looking at
- 9:50Speaker 7: the other orchids trying to get over there, and they
- 9:52Speaker 7: got more fruit than you. That's not who you are.
- 9:55Speaker 7: Stop trying to be something that you are not.
- 9:58Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve. Ladies and gentlemen, you know what.
- 10:03Speaker 1: It's that time.
- 10:05Speaker 7: First of all, just in your own way, just tell
- 10:08Speaker 7: God how much you appreciate it. Just waking you up,
- 10:12Speaker 7: keeping you safe and sign Now. I know you might
- 10:14Speaker 7: be going through something, but I got news for you.
- 10:17Speaker 7: Just about everybody is buckle up, hold on tight, keep
- 10:23Speaker 7: the faith, and don't ever quit talking to God because
- 10:26Speaker 7: he moving on your behalf.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Just gotta trust in his time.
- 10:30Speaker 7: And I'm talking to myself because that's hard to do
- 10:32Speaker 7: a lot of time, but that's what you gotta do
- 10:34Speaker 7: because remember this also, this too shall pass. Whatever happening,
- 10:39Speaker 7: it will pass. You gonna get through it. I'm going
- 10:41Speaker 7: through something right now, but I'm coming through it. And
- 10:44Speaker 7: today I'm not gonna worry about it because I got
- 10:47Speaker 7: something to do. It's called living. I'm finna get on
- 10:50Speaker 7: with it. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shery Strawberry calling for real,
- 10:54Speaker 7: Mississippi Monica.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Nephew.
- 10:56Speaker 7: Tommy Junior's out again today. Keep him in your prayer.
- 11:00Speaker 7: What's going on with everybody.
- 11:03Speaker 9: Morningside?
- 11:05Speaker 1: Living your best life?
- 11:07Speaker 9: What about it?
- 11:11Speaker 1: What about to see that?
- 11:15Speaker 7: Damn Michael Jackson. You know what I loved about Mike Man.
- 11:19Speaker 7: His best songs to me's when he was exasperating, when
- 11:24Speaker 7: he was, you know, mad, then you know when he
- 11:32Speaker 7: gets aggravated, Mike, that's when he was at his best.
- 11:35Speaker 7: What's your what's your favorite Michael Jackson song? Starting with Carlo.
- 11:42Speaker 9: Lady in My Life?
- 11:44Speaker 1: Okay, Shirley number one Michael Jackson song.
- 11:48Speaker 10: Oh Lord, gonna say. I was gonna say Lady in
- 11:52Speaker 10: My Life because I love that sexy sound, but I'll
- 11:56Speaker 10: say Billy Jean.
- 11:59Speaker 1: Tommy Smooth Criminal. What about your Remember the Time?
- 12:05Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 12:09Speaker 7: Number one, number one song is Remember the Time. Number
- 12:14Speaker 7: two song Man in the Mirror okay, and number three
- 12:20Speaker 7: Butterflies Yeah, oh wow, late Michael Jackson. Oh but then
- 12:26Speaker 7: it's right in there with with.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Uh rock My World.
- 12:32Speaker 10: That's my brother's favorite.
- 12:36Speaker 4: Number two for me, he y t pretty good. Yeah,
- 12:42Speaker 4: the whole Thriller album.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Let me say that Billy Dream was strong to favorite
- 12:47Speaker 1: Luther Vandro song.
- 12:49Speaker 10: Oh oh no, that's really hard. You know that's with
- 12:57Speaker 10: my father again.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Anyone who had a hard houses girl girl.
- 13:07Speaker 2: He was.
- 13:08Speaker 10: He was the greatness singing doing his rendition of other
- 13:12Speaker 10: people's songs. Cover You.
- 13:16Speaker 7: Luther to me was the greatest male vocalist ever, Leah,
- 13:22Speaker 7: and I don't even debate it with people here abode
- 13:26Speaker 7: el period.
- 13:27Speaker 1: I tell him to shut up and tell them they line.
- 13:30Speaker 10: Yeah, no, you got to see the special Steve the Lutheran. Yeah,
- 13:35Speaker 10: all right, thank you. Coming up at thirty two minutes
- 13:37Speaker 10: after the hour, we will hear from the nephew as
- 13:40Speaker 10: he runs that prank back right after this. You're listening
- 13:44Speaker 10: Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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- 14:26Speaker 10: It is time now for the nephew to run that
- 14:29Speaker 10: prank back what you got for us, nep.
- 14:31Speaker 1: We got a little napping hair going on.
- 14:33Speaker 11: We gotta we gotta address the issue we got we cannot. Yeah, yeah,
- 14:37Speaker 11: little girl down at the school, got that hair. We
- 14:39Speaker 11: got to go and call a parent's your hair. Let's
- 14:42Speaker 11: get put that on on that.
- 14:45Speaker 1: Stove and heat it up, I mean napping hair.
- 14:50Speaker 10: Let's go ahead.
- 14:52Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to get Francis. Hey, Frans, how
- 14:56Speaker 2: you doing. My name is Darylde. Our kids they go
- 14:59Speaker 2: to our Oh yeah, yeah, your daughter's Kaitlin right, yes, okay,
- 15:04Speaker 2: my son is a DJ Darrell Junior. I think I
- 15:07Speaker 2: may have met you at the beginning of the school year.
- 15:10Speaker 2: You remember meeting me, Daryl Dell.
- 15:11Speaker 12: Oh, I met a lot of people, but I'm sorry
- 15:14Speaker 12: I can't place you right now.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Okay, I no problem. Hey, listen, I was getting a call.
- 15:19Speaker 2: You know, there's only a handful of black kids at
- 15:22Speaker 2: the school, you know, being a private school and all,
- 15:25Speaker 2: and we the black parents, we all got together and
- 15:29Speaker 2: had a meeting a couple of nights ago.
- 15:31Speaker 12: Okay, you said, all the black parents. Okay, I wasn't there.
- 15:34Speaker 12: Why wasn't I called?
- 15:35Speaker 2: Uh, well, we actually had a meeting about your daughter, Kaitlyn.
- 15:39Speaker 12: Well what about Kayln? Is she is there a problem
- 15:42Speaker 12: at school that she's crazed or something. I don't even
- 15:45Speaker 12: know about what's.
- 15:45Speaker 2: Going on with Well? Actually were You know, we feel
- 15:48Speaker 2: privileged to be you know, you know, like I said,
- 15:51Speaker 2: there's only a handful of blacks, and we try to
- 15:52Speaker 2: carry ourselves in a dignified way. Our presence, our attitude,
- 15:56Speaker 2: the way we handle ourselves. And uh, you know it
- 16:00Speaker 2: was doing very good in school from what I understand,
- 16:02Speaker 2: and very nice with all the rest of the kids.
- 16:03Speaker 2: He's getting along. That's not the problem we're What we're
- 16:06Speaker 2: trying to get is the grooming of Kaitling. You know,
- 16:11Speaker 2: Kaylen has these braids, and what we were trying to
- 16:15Speaker 2: do is get you know, we had a meeting about it.
- 16:17Speaker 12: We want to hold on, hold on, hold on. Did
- 16:20Speaker 12: you just say her grooming something wrong with her grooming?
- 16:23Speaker 2: Well, it's not necessarily her clothing, of course, you know
- 16:25Speaker 2: the kids were the uniforms, but the braids. You know,
- 16:28Speaker 2: we want to represent ourselves with a lot of dignity,
- 16:32Speaker 2: the way we carry ourselves. We want to be, you know,
- 16:36Speaker 2: pretty much nice and clean, spitting polish. We would really
- 16:39Speaker 2: prefer for her hair was straight and opposed to being
- 16:41Speaker 2: braided up. You know, the union That kind of gives
- 16:45Speaker 2: off a ghetto type of look to it, and that's
- 16:47Speaker 2: what we're trying to avoid.
- 16:49Speaker 12: Are you crazy? Is something wrong with you? You don't
- 16:52Speaker 12: first of all, the hell you get my numb If
- 16:55Speaker 12: you couldn't call me for the meeting, why are you
- 16:57Speaker 12: calling me now?
- 16:57Speaker 2: Well, like I said, man, the meeting was to get
- 17:00Speaker 2: general consensus on where all the parents feel in the
- 17:02Speaker 2: same way about your daughter and her braids. You know,
- 17:05Speaker 2: we're just trying to keep everything class here. When it
- 17:07Speaker 2: comes to the blacks that'll attending school, there's only ten
- 17:10Speaker 2: of us, you know, ten children attending.
- 17:12Speaker 12: I tell you what you can attend. You can what
- 17:15Speaker 12: you can attend to is this phone hanging up in
- 17:17Speaker 12: your face. You tell the parents all of them for me,
- 17:22Speaker 12: y'all can go straight and hit rock bottom out of
- 17:24Speaker 12: hell talking about my child and her braids. Her braids
- 17:27Speaker 12: are ethnic, they are nice, she is wet and brooms
- 17:30Speaker 12: and I don't know how in the hell you got
- 17:31Speaker 12: my telephone number, but tell all the parents for me
- 17:35Speaker 12: the kids to crack the mine.
- 17:36Speaker 13: You know what.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Listen, well, first of all, I don't like the way
- 17:38Speaker 2: that you're talking to me. Okay, I carry myself with class,
- 17:41Speaker 2: with dignity. I'm spitting polished man.
- 17:44Speaker 12: I want to talk to you subject.
- 17:51Speaker 2: Yeah, I can just as ghetto as her hairstyle.
- 17:53Speaker 12: And let me say something real ghetto to your Okay,
- 17:56Speaker 12: you and all parents can hit rock from out of hell.
- 18:00Speaker 12: Don't call me no more. We know like this. This
- 18:02Speaker 12: is ignorant. I'm far beyond this. My child is well groomed.
- 18:07Speaker 12: She is going to go to this as a matter
- 18:08Speaker 12: of fact, as much money as it costs to go
- 18:10Speaker 12: there to y'all should have been meeting on how we
- 18:12Speaker 12: can get together and pay the tuition.
- 18:14Speaker 6: How about that?
- 18:16Speaker 2: Are you trying to sit here and tell me that
- 18:17Speaker 2: you got a problem taking her brains down and wearing
- 18:19Speaker 2: her hair straight so she can look a lot more
- 18:21Speaker 2: classy than what she looks right now. It's your pathetic
- 18:24Speaker 2: look that she's having right now.
- 18:26Speaker 12: You know what, I don't. What's your hair look like?
- 18:28Speaker 12: Take a picture of your self and send it to
- 18:30Speaker 12: me texted to me. Since you get the folkes phone
- 18:32Speaker 12: numbers and give it to you.
- 18:33Speaker 6: Take a picture of your self.
- 18:35Speaker 12: And text it to me. I bet you you look
- 18:36Speaker 12: like who would have taught it. My daughter's braids are
- 18:39Speaker 12: gonna stay up for the rest of the years. As
- 18:41Speaker 12: a matter of fact, we ain't gonna even rebrate it.
- 18:44Speaker 12: It's gonna stay that way. So it could be mad
- 18:45Speaker 12: at and represent that's what we're gonna do.
- 18:48Speaker 2: Francis, listen, I don't want to argue. I just wanted
- 18:51Speaker 2: to call and see if we could actually, you know,
- 18:53Speaker 2: come to a medium on this. Do you think that
- 18:55Speaker 2: there's a possibility that I mean, when I'm picking up
- 18:59Speaker 2: DJ tomorrow after school, would it would it be all
- 19:02Speaker 2: right if I picked up little Kayla and brought her
- 19:05Speaker 2: home and let my wife do our hair.
- 19:08Speaker 12: Please?
- 19:09Speaker 6: I wish you would pick.
- 19:12Speaker 12: My s thought up and see what the hell I do.
- 19:14Speaker 12: I'm gonna call my husband him to come over your
- 19:16Speaker 12: house and whoop your after he braves. Yo, I wish
- 19:20Speaker 12: you would pick up my thought. I'll call the police
- 19:23Speaker 12: on As a matter of fact, you're gonna have to
- 19:25Speaker 12: call the police on me and my Pusan do it
- 19:28Speaker 12: and see what happens.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Ma'am I'm just trying to get some class here. That's
- 19:31Speaker 2: all we're wanted. We're not wanting to fight with you.
- 19:33Speaker 2: It's just the blocks here. We think that we want
- 19:36Speaker 2: a little bit more classy look of the way we are. Groom,
- 19:39Speaker 2: that's the only thing we're looking for.
- 19:41Speaker 12: Only person who's gonna be taking the classes when we
- 19:43Speaker 12: get to whoop, You're gonna be taking the class? How
- 19:46Speaker 12: about that?
- 19:47Speaker 13: Yeah?
- 19:47Speaker 12: I can't stand up like you. Y'all get five dollars
- 19:52Speaker 12: and one penny in your box. That is, think you
- 19:55Speaker 12: better than everybody else. You forget where you came from.
- 19:58Speaker 12: As a matter of fact, what's your what's your name?
- 20:00Speaker 12: Because I'm calling the principal on your day, give me
- 20:03Speaker 12: your name and mister who what's your name?
- 20:07Speaker 2: Uh? Uh? That's that's that's that's that's not that's not
- 20:10Speaker 2: really what my name is.
- 20:11Speaker 12: But that's what told me when your first comment, what
- 20:14Speaker 12: is your real name?
- 20:15Speaker 1: My name is my name?
- 20:16Speaker 2: My real name is Tommy Thomas. No, no, my last
- 20:20Speaker 2: name either.
- 20:21Speaker 12: What what the hell is your name? Do you know?
- 20:23Speaker 2: My name is Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
- 20:27Speaker 2: Morning Show. Your husband Keith got me the prank phone call.
- 20:30Speaker 2: Oh you, I'd be.
- 20:36Speaker 6: Oh my god, you got me ready to click yours
- 20:45Speaker 6: to the else school and there I tell you what
- 20:49Speaker 6: she eat out for the rest of the week for me.
- 20:56Speaker 2: He told me, he said, man, he said, it don't
- 20:58Speaker 2: take but a boy two and a half minutes for
- 21:00Speaker 2: my wife to go off. He said, it don't take
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- 21:13Speaker 12: You know it's in Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 21:18Speaker 11: I'm done, second way you are, uh huh, all right,
- 21:22Speaker 11: thank you?
- 21:23Speaker 10: If you coming up next to is ask the COLO
- 21:25Speaker 10: or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey.
- 21:30Speaker 7: Hey, look, you can't let the urge to sing your
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- 22:01Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour and entertainment news,
- 22:04Speaker 10: President Trump will sell gold cards. Listen to this, guys.
- 22:08Speaker 10: President Trump will sell gold cards for five million dollars
- 22:12Speaker 10: in exchange for citizenship. Okay, I'm all on that for
- 22:16Speaker 10: a moment. The oscars are this Sunday night. Will tell you.
- 22:21Speaker 1: It's just one big as six flag.
- 22:29Speaker 13: Ride.
- 22:29Speaker 1: Man.
- 22:32Speaker 10: All right, we'll tell you also one of the six flags.
- 22:38Speaker 10: Come and enjoy the ride.
- 22:41Speaker 1: Lot.
- 22:46Speaker 10: We're also going to tell you what state Representative Jasmin
- 22:49Speaker 10: Crockett would say to Elon Musk given the chance. And
- 22:53Speaker 10: we'll talk about all of these stories at the top
- 22:55Speaker 10: of the hour. Stings come back even down.
- 22:59Speaker 2: We need you CLO.
- 23:03Speaker 9: Flag this surface. Steve is down, y'all.
- 23:17Speaker 10: We need the CLO coming up. All we'll talk about
- 23:23Speaker 10: all of these stories at the top of the hour, Steve,
- 23:26Speaker 10: But right now it is time to ask the CLO.
- 23:29Speaker 10: Pull yourself together, man. This is from Tristan. You ready,
- 23:35Speaker 10: This is from Tristan and Buffalo. Tristan writes, my wife
- 23:39Speaker 10: is killing my sinuses. She takes baths full of scented
- 23:43Speaker 10: bath bombs. She sprays body oils and puts on shade butter.
- 23:47Speaker 10: She has a night perfume and a linen spray for
- 23:50Speaker 10: our bed. I am dy ying with all of these sins.
- 23:54Speaker 10: I'm like, what's wrong? How do I get her to
- 23:57Speaker 10: ease up just a little bit?
- 24:00Speaker 1: Well, you know, bro, you might not want to mess
- 24:02Speaker 1: with that.
- 24:02Speaker 7: Your wife might have a problem you on the well,
- 24:05Speaker 7: so just let her go on and do all you.
- 24:08Speaker 1: Just leave her alone.
- 24:09Speaker 7: Though women know how to do this type of stuff. Now,
- 24:11Speaker 7: your wife could have a condition or something, and that you.
- 24:14Speaker 1: Don't know nothing about her. What you like, I don't know.
- 24:19Speaker 7: I don't know because what I learned have learned not
- 24:22Speaker 7: to do is you don't discuss female stuff with women.
- 24:26Speaker 7: So I don't know what it is because you know,
- 24:28Speaker 7: they don't ever tell you, because because if a woman
- 24:30Speaker 7: having a female thing, they'll just tell you it's female.
- 24:33Speaker 1: And then that means shut up, don't.
- 24:35Speaker 4: Ask beautiful, Yeah, gotta have a condition.
- 24:45Speaker 7: Well, I'm just saying you gotta. You gotta consider that.
- 24:49Speaker 7: Now she might just like sense.
- 24:52Speaker 1: You right about. She could just like and she overdoing it.
- 24:56Speaker 7: But on the other hand, too, it might be something wrong,
- 24:59Speaker 7: so you just gotta find could be.
- 25:00Speaker 11: High now, no, no, how many sense don't make sense?
- 25:08Speaker 7: Okay, and you're not making sense all right, okay, okay,
- 25:14Speaker 7: let me give you a sensible answer. She might be
- 25:16Speaker 7: overstimulating her senses a bit and not realizing how it
- 25:21Speaker 7: affects you. And maybe her sense of smell is a
- 25:24Speaker 7: bit dead and yours is a little sensitive. So if
- 25:28Speaker 7: you could just ask cut a cut back a little bit.
- 25:32Speaker 10: Yeah, maybe the nu yeah.
- 25:35Speaker 11: All arm piss could be gamy, and she's trying to
- 25:38Speaker 11: cover it up.
- 25:39Speaker 10: And she just took a bath. Okay, with the bath bomb, I.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Had a pardon it as soon as he bathe, he stinks,
- 25:48Speaker 1: all right.
- 25:49Speaker 10: Moving on to Camaya in Atlanta, uh Camaia writes, My
- 25:53Speaker 10: son climbs trees and will sit there alone for hours.
- 25:56Speaker 10: My husband wants him to be rough and tough like
- 25:59Speaker 10: he was his age. My husband grew up in the projects.
- 26:02Speaker 10: Our son is not about that life.
- 26:04Speaker 1: He's eight.
- 26:05Speaker 10: Why is my husband worried about him trees?
- 26:10Speaker 7: If your husband grew up in the hood, ain't a
- 26:12Speaker 7: whole lot of trees in the hood. I think the
- 26:16Speaker 7: boy don't like y'all, so he can climb up in
- 26:18Speaker 7: that tree and sit up there all damn day.
- 26:20Speaker 1: At least they ain't up here.
- 26:22Speaker 7: But now you got to allow your husband to be
- 26:25Speaker 7: his father too, because sometimes you have to instill some
- 26:28Speaker 7: stuff in your son's Tommy got boys, I got boys.
- 26:33Speaker 7: Sometimes you have to instill some stuff in them because
- 26:35Speaker 7: they're very helpful tools as you grow up. So don't
- 26:38Speaker 7: hamper the husband for trying to instill something, because he
- 26:42Speaker 7: gonna need him, trust me. Or you can let that
- 26:46Speaker 7: little boy grow and just raise him up. That little
- 26:48Speaker 7: soft ass sitting up in trees all damn day, him
- 26:51Speaker 7: and his wife being armed with that outside, climb up
- 26:53Speaker 7: in the damn tree.
- 26:55Speaker 1: I'm not speaking to you.
- 26:57Speaker 10: Get down.
- 27:00Speaker 1: Why don't get up there in that tree and can't
- 27:01Speaker 1: get down?
- 27:04Speaker 10: All right? Moving on, moving on all this crazy information.
- 27:08Speaker 10: Sammy and Roanoke says, I'm dating a girl that said
- 27:12Speaker 10: she's spiritual but not religious. She won't go to church
- 27:16Speaker 10: with me, but she said, if we're getting married, the
- 27:18Speaker 10: wedding can be in a church. My bishop said it
- 27:21Speaker 10: will not be in his church unless she does some
- 27:24Speaker 10: counseling with him. She said, I'm forcing my views on her.
- 27:28Speaker 10: Is this a big big red flag or not? Is
- 27:31Speaker 10: this a big red flag or not?
- 27:32Speaker 7: Well, let me say this though, And if you marry
- 27:38Speaker 7: somebody and you all don't share the same core beliefs
- 27:43Speaker 7: core beliefs, that'll always be differences in people.
- 27:46Speaker 1: But you want to have the same core beliefs.
- 27:50Speaker 7: And if she don't share the same core beliefs, it's
- 27:54Speaker 7: gonna be a problem. Because all you have to understand
- 27:57Speaker 7: is this. If it's a problem now, it would be
- 28:00Speaker 7: a bigger problem. Then that's right that those are just facts.
- 28:05Speaker 7: So I'm not saying you write or she write all
- 28:08Speaker 7: like that. I'm just saying, y'all ain't on the same
- 28:10Speaker 7: page with horror beliefs and faith is a core belief.
- 28:19Speaker 1: That you know? That was the last Sam? Ain't that
- 28:23Speaker 1: many more salmon? That was Sam? Is his random thoughts.
- 28:29Speaker 1: I don't know that.
- 28:36Speaker 10: It's about stop, Dammy, Tommy. It's all the same. Bella
- 28:43Speaker 10: in Silver Spring, this is the last one, Steve Bella
- 28:47Speaker 10: in Silver Spring says. My mother in law had a
- 28:50Speaker 10: credit card in my husband's name for twenty years and
- 28:53Speaker 10: let it go into collections. He did not know until
- 28:57Speaker 10: he applied for a loan to get veneers. I called
- 29:01Speaker 10: I called and told her off. My husband is curious
- 29:04Speaker 10: with me. His mama is raggedy, and so is his mouth.
- 29:09Speaker 10: Why does he always side with her regardless your mama?
- 29:15Speaker 1: Rackety, Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, you was wrong.
- 29:18Speaker 7: For calling his mom. Yeah, he was dead wrong for
- 29:22Speaker 7: calling his mother.
- 29:25Speaker 1: And going on.
- 29:27Speaker 7: You don't really know what happened with that credit card.
- 29:32Speaker 7: You don't know, so you was wrong for that. But
- 29:36Speaker 7: I don't know a lot of women women care about it.
- 29:38Speaker 7: Your mouth, you know, ain't with all them teeth that
- 29:41Speaker 7: be behind the other tooth.
- 29:45Speaker 1: Is one.
- 29:47Speaker 7: That's you can have one tooth that's offset. Here's I'm
- 29:52Speaker 7: gonna tell you some stuff about teeth. Women don't tolerate
- 29:54Speaker 7: that corner tooth can't be missing. But when you smile,
- 29:57Speaker 7: we can see right through your head.
- 29:59Speaker 10: That corn money is that going around?
- 30:02Speaker 1: Look that one shop that would be missing. Without a doubt,
- 30:09Speaker 1: none of them front teeth can be missing.
- 30:13Speaker 10: Thank you, clo. Coming up at the top of the hour,
- 30:16Speaker 10: we'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
- 30:20Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. Well, according to Reuter's, US
- 30:25Speaker 10: President Donald Trump said he wants to begin selling gold
- 30:28Speaker 10: cards for five million dollars to foreigners who want to
- 30:33Speaker 10: move to the US and create jobs. This move would
- 30:37Speaker 10: be replacing a thirty five year old visa for investors.
- 30:40Speaker 10: According to US News, Trump said quote, they'll be wealthy,
- 30:43Speaker 10: and they'll be successful, and they'll be spending a lot
- 30:46Speaker 10: of money and paying a lot of taxes and employing
- 30:48Speaker 10: a lot of people. And we think it's going to
- 30:50Speaker 10: be extremely successful. The president went on to say that
- 30:53Speaker 10: Russian oligarchs could qualify for the gold cards. Aren't they
- 30:57Speaker 10: already rich? The oligard's see.
- 31:01Speaker 7: Let me show you something. Most Russians. Most countries have
- 31:05Speaker 7: shut off the doors to Russia. They've seized Russian assets
- 31:09Speaker 7: all over Europe, like all them big yachts that used
- 31:12Speaker 7: to come out there, and some of that them Russian
- 31:14Speaker 7: boys got when they invaded Ukraine.
- 31:17Speaker 1: They put sanctions on Russia.
- 31:19Speaker 7: They all Russian foreign bank accounts got seized, all them
- 31:23Speaker 7: yachts and properties got sez. What Trump is doing is
- 31:27Speaker 7: gonna open up the door to America for them to
- 31:30Speaker 7: come there. That's crazy, man, that's crazy because the NATO
- 31:36Speaker 7: and all the world put sanctions on Russia when they
- 31:39Speaker 7: invaded Ukraine. I'm telling y'all itsh yachts overseas that you
- 31:43Speaker 7: can see just with.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Tags on them, and you can see the boot. Boy,
- 31:50Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, this is crazy.
- 31:51Speaker 7: So you're gonna let them boys come here for five
- 31:54Speaker 7: million and get a US citizenship.
- 31:56Speaker 1: You gonna put the enemy, You're gonna let him have
- 31:59Speaker 1: a backyard to sit in your house yard.
- 32:04Speaker 10: Man.
- 32:04Speaker 7: That's so crazy. Boy, that's so And you know Putting
- 32:09Speaker 7: is the richest man in the world. He's gonna give
- 32:11Speaker 7: key people the five million to go buy the citizenship
- 32:15Speaker 7: and then he's gonna have all his people sitting right here.
- 32:18Speaker 1: M sad.
- 32:20Speaker 10: Wow, all right, Yeah, it's all right. Another news, Democratic
- 32:25Speaker 10: State Representative Jasmine Crockett was asked if she could speak
- 32:29Speaker 10: to Elon Musk, what would she say?
- 32:32Speaker 1: Take a listen, you could speak directly to Elon Musk.
- 32:35Speaker 1: What would you say here?
- 32:40Speaker 9: She said, I love her, She is my hero.
- 32:48Speaker 4: Man.
- 32:50Speaker 10: Yes, it was loud to you almost couldn't hear. Yeah,
- 32:59Speaker 10: number blank off, All right, guys. Audio provided by Baller Alert.
- 33:08Speaker 10: And finally, in entertainment news, Conan O'Brien will host the
- 33:13Speaker 10: ninety seventh Academy Awards. Where's he Been It's coming up
- 33:17Speaker 10: this Sunday night from a Kodak Theater in Los Angeles.
- 33:19Speaker 10: Presenters include Woopy Goldberg, Sterling K. Brown, Oprah, and Tommy
- 33:24Speaker 10: halle Berry. All right, yes. Nominees include Cynthia Revo, Zoe's Aldana,
- 33:31Speaker 10: and Coleman Domingo. The Oscars are this Sunday night at
- 33:34Speaker 10: seven pm Eastern on ABC. So got to ask you
- 33:39Speaker 10: guys a question. Your favorite favorite all time movie and why?
- 33:43Speaker 10: Tommy all time, God, all time? That's hard, isn't it.
- 33:53Speaker 1: That's a hard one. Yeah.
- 33:56Speaker 11: The first I didn't think it needed to be done again.
- 34:00Speaker 11: The first color purple?
- 34:02Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, yeah, okay, okay, all right, that's your favorite?
- 34:07Speaker 10: Why is that?
- 34:08Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite?
- 34:11Speaker 11: Everybody that was in it will be blowing up out
- 34:14Speaker 11: of that. Adolph Casar was a bad boys, you know,
- 34:19Speaker 11: he was a shakespeerience. So y'all, y'all know where I
- 34:21Speaker 11: come from.
- 34:22Speaker 9: That that more was called That was Mister's Daddy, right.
- 34:25Speaker 11: Yeah, yep, yeah, you know Danny Glover coming out.
- 34:29Speaker 1: That was it was just classic class.
- 34:33Speaker 10: All right, Steve, your favorite movie?
- 34:37Speaker 1: You know it used to be Brave Heart.
- 34:40Speaker 10: I just we're going to freedom uh huh, what you know.
- 34:44Speaker 7: Many But after all, yeah, after all, really having them
- 34:55Speaker 7: hard to heart and shut down and watch a couple
- 34:58Speaker 7: of movies. Being's watching that So Gladiator, you know, it's
- 35:06Speaker 7: something in that when white people run across a field
- 35:13Speaker 7: and kill each other and they just run and it ain't.
- 35:16Speaker 1: No blowing you up from a mile away.
- 35:20Speaker 7: They had hammels hammels hooked on the end of a
- 35:24Speaker 7: stick and beat your hands with the stick, but the
- 35:27Speaker 7: stick got a chain and a hammer on the other side.
- 35:31Speaker 1: Then they just have a.
- 35:32Speaker 7: Ball with some spikes on it, spin around, hit you
- 35:36Speaker 7: in your face.
- 35:36Speaker 1: That I just said. It's something about kirt on crowd.
- 35:47Speaker 5: And mud on.
- 35:48Speaker 7: Their legs while they running across the field with a
- 35:51Speaker 7: dress on.
- 35:52Speaker 1: I'm just going down.
- 35:53Speaker 7: This is this is some manly ass fighting right here.
- 35:59Speaker 1: Get that fighting all around you.
- 36:01Speaker 7: Somebody behind you on east side and they each inner activity.
- 36:05Speaker 1: But you got to watch everybody. God God necessarily up there, y'all.
- 36:11Speaker 1: Shank is up there too, now.
- 36:13Speaker 4: Yes, with color purple saw shankladiated. Hold up though, okay,
- 36:20Speaker 4: God Father, Yeah, somebody to say to God.
- 36:27Speaker 7: Uh, but let me really hurt your feelings though. Okay,
- 36:31Speaker 7: A movie that I watched repeatedly.
- 36:34Speaker 10: Uh huh, and.
- 36:35Speaker 7: It is my number one comedy movie because I don't
- 36:38Speaker 7: really watch comedies. Coming to Amy that damn coming to America.
- 36:45Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy.
- 36:49Speaker 10: Of Eddie Murphy. Yes, all right, thank you guys. Coming
- 36:54Speaker 10: up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll tell you
- 36:56Speaker 10: about a couple that had to sit next to a
- 36:58Speaker 10: dead corpse. Till you hear this story on a flight
- 37:02Speaker 10: from Australia to Italy. Right after this you're listening Hardy
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- 37:40Speaker 1: Guys, this story right here.
- 37:41Speaker 10: According to TMZ, the couple was on a Qatar Airline's Okay,
- 37:46Speaker 10: they were on this flight from Melbourne, Australia to Venice, Italy,
- 37:50Speaker 10: when a woman collapsed in the aisle right next to
- 37:53Speaker 10: them and she died mid flight. Okay, ooh yeah, the
- 37:58Speaker 10: couple were they were that, They said. The deceased woman
- 38:02Speaker 10: was placed next to them with a blanket over her body,
- 38:05Speaker 10: and they were not given the option to change their
- 38:08Speaker 10: seats for the remainder of this long haul flight. The
- 38:12Speaker 10: couple said they were some there were some empty seats
- 38:15Speaker 10: around them, but they were told to stay seated during
- 38:19Speaker 10: the flight. The blanket slid yes, yes, yes, yes, they yeah, yeah,
- 38:26Speaker 10: of course, of course the blanket slid down off the corpse,
- 38:30Speaker 10: exposing the dead woman's face. The couple was traumatized. Okay,
- 38:35Speaker 10: needless to say, needless to say. The flight then landed.
- 38:40Speaker 10: Everyone was told to stay seated until the medics could
- 38:43Speaker 10: remove the body.
- 38:44Speaker 11: I'm cussing everybody, and the dead body too.
- 38:49Speaker 1: I'm cussing.
- 38:50Speaker 7: I'm damn. I'll tell you what what the medics you
- 38:52Speaker 7: got there. I'd have been up there widow had the
- 38:54Speaker 7: front door. Hand him to here. She is right here.
- 38:57Speaker 7: I gotta get her out here, right now. Dab it
- 39:00Speaker 7: to the fruit next to her ass. This whole time.
- 39:02Speaker 1: And I'm telling you something. O, you're.
- 39:04Speaker 7: Not strapping the dead person in the chair next to
- 39:06Speaker 7: me wherever they died at in that floor, lady ass
- 39:09Speaker 7: in that float, put that blanket on the floor. I
- 39:12Speaker 7: promise you, Steve Harvey, You're not strapping this dead ass up.
- 39:16Speaker 1: Next to me. We hit the turble it they lean
- 39:19Speaker 1: it all on me. I'm in the news. My mind.
- 39:23Speaker 10: This is crazy. What about when the blankets lip slipped
- 39:26Speaker 10: off and showed.
- 39:27Speaker 1: Her faith and you know her body is going to move.
- 39:32Speaker 1: You do know that?
- 39:33Speaker 10: Yeah, rigamot is still gonna move.
- 39:36Speaker 7: That will shoot you straight to the front. But but
- 39:39Speaker 7: you what I don't understand. It's some other seats and
- 39:42Speaker 7: they told them they can't move. What you're gonna do
- 39:45Speaker 7: when I do move?
- 39:48Speaker 8: What?
- 39:49Speaker 1: What? What? What you're gonna do? Now you're gonna mess around,
- 39:52Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Try to stop me.
- 39:53Speaker 7: You're gonna be over here next to her ass, strapped
- 39:55Speaker 7: in your own seat.
- 39:58Speaker 10: Terrible.
- 39:59Speaker 7: This is it's no way you stap a dead person
- 40:03Speaker 7: next to me.
- 40:04Speaker 1: This bad, It's bad. See.
- 40:08Speaker 7: I know how to act on a flight. I know
- 40:11Speaker 7: how to act if something they ain't go down?
- 40:13Speaker 1: What would you do?
- 40:14Speaker 2: Man?
- 40:15Speaker 1: What do you mean. I I'm a snap smooth off.
- 40:17Speaker 1: You're gonna have a whole nother.
- 40:18Speaker 4: Ploblem on this plane, wellency landing, which is what you.
- 40:23Speaker 7: Anywhere anyway, We're not going to Italy, I'm telling you
- 40:31Speaker 7: right now. Well uhar man, hey, hey, hey, give me
- 40:38Speaker 7: one of them pastoes and open that emergency dough. Now,
- 40:41Speaker 7: now let's just go out of here. Of push I answer,
- 40:43Speaker 7: pull that cord, let him float on down and let
- 40:46Speaker 7: the people down there deal with it. I'm not sure
- 40:48Speaker 7: you can't hurt nothing.
- 40:49Speaker 10: All right, guys, coming up at thirty four minutes after
- 40:51Speaker 10: the hour, we're gonna check your voicemail.
- 40:53Speaker 1: See we put them back here.
- 40:54Speaker 7: In his bathroom and nobody in there and shut that
- 40:57Speaker 7: dope up.
- 41:02Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show time now to check
- 41:06Speaker 10: your voicemail Steve eight seven seven nine, Steve, please call us,
- 41:10Speaker 10: leave a message. You might just hear your call in
- 41:12Speaker 10: the air. Steve, Are you ready?
- 41:15Speaker 1: Stay ready?
- 41:16Speaker 10: This has Rottney from Queens.
- 41:18Speaker 1: Take it, Robby.
- 41:19Speaker 8: This is Rodney from Queens Up. I have two things.
- 41:22Speaker 8: First off, I stud watch your show on Pluto TV.
- 41:26Speaker 8: Show time after pollow and the Steve Harvey Show. First question,
- 41:29Speaker 8: what do you what did you do with them fly
- 41:31Speaker 8: soushused to wear on showtime at the Apollo and Steve
- 41:35Speaker 8: Harvey Show. And you need to put some of the
- 41:37Speaker 8: new outfits that you wear the fly outfits you wear
- 41:40Speaker 8: ang Second question. I know at the end of the
- 41:43Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Show, you honored your mother and you honored
- 41:46Speaker 8: Madison Claire mads and Claire was late the mother of
- 41:50Speaker 8: Eddie Murphy and coming to America. But I just wanted
- 41:52Speaker 8: to know what does she mean to you? God bless
- 41:55Speaker 8: you and the crew.
- 41:58Speaker 7: Well them fly ass suits on the Apollo I ain't
- 42:01Speaker 7: fly no more.
- 42:04Speaker 1: They all been destroyed.
- 42:08Speaker 7: I do hate that I gave away so many of
- 42:11Speaker 7: my old suit pants because that's the pants they wearing
- 42:14Speaker 7: now and I knew it. But I'm just going on.
- 42:17Speaker 7: I get some new ones made. At the end of
- 42:23Speaker 7: my TV show, I did honor my mother and Madge
- 42:26Speaker 7: said Claire.
- 42:27Speaker 1: Everybody knows what my mama lad but Madge Saint.
- 42:29Speaker 7: Claire was special because that was the first acting job
- 42:33Speaker 7: I had, and the stuff that woman taught me was
- 42:38Speaker 7: because I had never acted in anything. And her and
- 42:44Speaker 7: Chip Fields, who is Kim Field's mother. Her name is
- 42:48Speaker 7: Chip heard now Chip Fields and made Saint Clair changed
- 42:55Speaker 7: my life, man, because they taught me how.
- 42:59Speaker 1: To act overnight.
- 43:03Speaker 7: Because I was, you know, the girl that's in all
- 43:07Speaker 7: the Talent. Uh Perry plays Cassie Davis. Cassie Davis was
- 43:14Speaker 7: an extra on the show Me and the Boys. She said,
- 43:19Speaker 7: when the kids had to go to school, she read
- 43:21Speaker 7: the kids parts.
- 43:23Speaker 1: And she was from Tupelo, Mississippi.
- 43:27Speaker 7: And after the first day, because I had never acted before,
- 43:30Speaker 7: I was reading the script instructions, Steve goes to the
- 43:34Speaker 7: refrigerator and reaches for breaks.
- 43:37Speaker 1: I was reading that.
- 43:39Speaker 7: I was reading the blocking because I had never had
- 43:41Speaker 7: a script before. And they was looking at me mortified,
- 43:45Speaker 7: and I was talking like I was on stage.
- 43:48Speaker 2: You know.
- 43:49Speaker 7: Everything was like I was a performance because I didn't
- 43:52Speaker 7: know how to act. So after it was her, they
- 43:54Speaker 7: cut rehearsal short. They said they have some technical difficulty.
- 44:00Speaker 1: She said.
- 44:02Speaker 7: She said, Steve Hawk came talking. I said yes. She said,
- 44:06Speaker 7: these white folks finn take your job. She said, I'm
- 44:12Speaker 7: telling you right now, these white folks can't take your job.
- 44:14Speaker 7: You can lose all this money. I said why, She said,
- 44:18Speaker 7: because you can't act and you're eating the block and
- 44:21Speaker 7: you mean up? What is wrong with you? Did this before?
- 44:25Speaker 7: She said you need some help. She said, I'm gonna
- 44:28Speaker 7: get somebody by. So she bought to my hotel room.
- 44:32Speaker 7: Chip heard, Chip heard, set me down and all night.
- 44:39Speaker 7: I stayed up all night with her, reading the script
- 44:42Speaker 7: for the week until she taught me, put yourself in
- 44:45Speaker 7: this moment, act like you're talking to a little boy.
- 44:48Speaker 7: How would you feel if this was your son? What
- 44:50Speaker 7: would your father have told you? She told me how
- 44:53Speaker 7: to draw a moment overnight. I came back the next
- 44:56Speaker 7: day and I was willy and mad singing. Class said,
- 45:01Speaker 7: oh my god. She said, I thought this was over.
- 45:04Speaker 7: She said this wasn't nothing. She said this was finna
- 45:07Speaker 7: be a pilot and that was ending. She said yeah,
- 45:11Speaker 7: because we're shooting the pilot. She said this, this is
- 45:14Speaker 7: gonna be it. And then she set me down and
- 45:15Speaker 7: she showed me everything she could have. Every day, after
- 45:18Speaker 7: every scene, she just pulled me down and sit there.
- 45:20Speaker 1: Come here. You got to go deeper than that.
- 45:24Speaker 7: I know this is funny, but when you're talking to me,
- 45:26Speaker 7: I'm not the funny one.
- 45:27Speaker 1: On the show.
- 45:28Speaker 7: I'm gonna give you moments. You gotta give me something
- 45:31Speaker 7: to work with. And she taught that to me and
- 45:33Speaker 7: made clad was everything, man, everything, Wow, And that's I
- 45:38Speaker 7: had a little piece of career.
- 45:40Speaker 11: That's beautiful, all right, all right, why Steve Harvey still
- 45:44Speaker 11: on TV?
- 45:44Speaker 1: You got right there?
- 45:47Speaker 10: Thank you?
- 45:47Speaker 9: Beautiful all right?
- 45:50Speaker 10: Coming up next, it is the nephew with today's frank
- 45:52Speaker 10: phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
- 45:56Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour.
- 45:59Speaker 10: Right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,
- 46:03Speaker 10: and the subject is is my friend helping my husband cheat?
- 46:07Speaker 10: That's a subject. We'll get into it and find out.
- 46:09Speaker 1: What about shut up.
- 46:18Speaker 10: Anyway, we'll get into it in just a few because
- 46:21Speaker 10: right now you hear him, the nephew is here with
- 46:23Speaker 10: today's prying phone call.
- 46:25Speaker 11: This right here, Lexington, is my auntie's bike. My Auntie's bike.
- 46:31Speaker 11: Let's go, cat dog, if you.
- 46:32Speaker 2: Would Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Bond. Hey man,
- 46:38Speaker 2: just this this K dub Man.
- 46:40Speaker 8: Listen.
- 46:41Speaker 2: Do you know somebody to live on?
- 46:44Speaker 13: Yeah, Mama, my mama, stay on?
- 46:47Speaker 1: Who was this?
- 46:48Speaker 2: Hey? This this K dub Man. My auntie, Miss Tinsley
- 46:51Speaker 2: she live online. Now, my auntie say you came over
- 46:55Speaker 2: here and told a bicycle and some other stuff out
- 46:57Speaker 2: of her garage.
- 47:00Speaker 13: Well, first of all, who is you, man, I stole
- 47:02Speaker 13: the bike somebody garage?
- 47:04Speaker 2: Who is it? Who is Kate?
- 47:05Speaker 13: I don't know know k does?
- 47:06Speaker 2: This is Kate doug Man. My auntie, Miss Tinsley, lived
- 47:11Speaker 2: down the street from your mama and my ancient just me,
- 47:14Speaker 2: you the one came in in and took a bike
- 47:16Speaker 2: in a toolbox or somebody that garage. Man.
- 47:18Speaker 13: First of all, I don't even know, no, damn, Miss Tinsley.
- 47:21Speaker 13: And second, ar I don't steal your your aunty Miss Tinsley,
- 47:24Speaker 13: say I stole somebody of gar Put the pot on
- 47:27Speaker 13: the phone, man, put your amy on the phone. I
- 47:29Speaker 13: ain't stolen nothing from nowhere.
- 47:30Speaker 2: I ain't got She can't talk. My anti can't talk
- 47:33Speaker 2: to you.
- 47:33Speaker 13: Why she can't talk?
- 47:34Speaker 2: She say I stole something? No, my auntie deaf. She
- 47:37Speaker 2: signed language me and told me that you the one
- 47:40Speaker 2: stole stole the bike.
- 47:42Speaker 13: Your auntie death. And she told you she signed language
- 47:45Speaker 13: you and seid I stole the bike.
- 47:47Speaker 2: On. Wait just a minute, how you get my number?
- 47:49Speaker 2: Hold on sign language of me not. Hold on, Okay,
- 47:54Speaker 2: she says, quit all that damn line. You know, damn well,
- 47:57Speaker 2: you're the one that stole the bike.
- 47:58Speaker 13: They may hold it up. So your auntie is cutting
- 48:02Speaker 13: me out through you in side language that you're telling
- 48:05Speaker 13: me that I have stole the damn bike. Say man,
- 48:08Speaker 13: first of all, hell, you even get my number?
- 48:10Speaker 2: Man, I got the numbers that live down the street.
- 48:13Speaker 2: That ain't your mama? Miss yeah, miss to mama. Okay, okay,
- 48:18Speaker 2: well look man, the people down the street are, but
- 48:20Speaker 2: then the new your number. I told them I needed
- 48:22Speaker 2: to talk to you soon, and I ain't. He told
- 48:24Speaker 2: me that that you was the one that stole the
- 48:26Speaker 2: bike out the garage. Now look, I ain't trying to tell.
- 48:30Speaker 13: Can you can't? Can you all right? Can you silate
- 48:34Speaker 13: me back to your ain't it?
- 48:35Speaker 2: Yeah? I can signate was back to her, tell her that.
- 48:38Speaker 13: I said that I ain't stole no bike. How about this,
- 48:42Speaker 13: tell you ain't I ain't stolen no damn like right now, man.
- 48:44Speaker 2: Hold on, grown man, I'm trying to tell her right now.
- 48:47Speaker 2: Wait a minute, okay, hold on, she's saying something. She said,
- 48:50Speaker 2: your black lying and you know that you got this man.
- 48:54Speaker 13: Look kid, man, you your death painted that street off.
- 49:00Speaker 13: Nobody on this street except for my mama. I'm a
- 49:03Speaker 13: grown man. I gotta steal a bike for so death.
- 49:07Speaker 13: She must be dumb too, She's death had dum. She's
- 49:10Speaker 13: like I sold something. Ye mean, I don't even know, y'all?
- 49:13Speaker 2: Are you? Ain't He ain't deaf and dumb, dude, Okay,
- 49:16Speaker 2: I ain't. He don't never lie. And if miss Tinsley
- 49:18Speaker 2: saying that that that somebody took something, that dog, she's
- 49:21Speaker 2: telling the truth. I ain't even gonna be lying. And
- 49:24Speaker 2: just to be lying. Why she just gonna lie on you?
- 49:26Speaker 2: Why you're gonna pick you out? Man? You know what.
- 49:27Speaker 13: I don't know what's going on. But I ain't got
- 49:30Speaker 13: no reason to steal no bike. Now, I got a
- 49:32Speaker 13: card that ain't paid for I got. I'm a grown man.
- 49:36Speaker 13: I'm trying to get cussed it in my son. So
- 49:38Speaker 13: I'm gonna come into somebody garage instead of Mike. Is
- 49:41Speaker 13: you crazy?
- 49:42Speaker 2: You crazy that she is? Man? Get out my line
- 49:45Speaker 2: with that. Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't
- 49:47Speaker 2: even talking what she's saying. Wait a minute, man, I'm
- 49:50Speaker 2: trying to see what she was saying. She say that
- 49:52Speaker 2: black No damn well, he took that bike and he
- 49:56Speaker 2: better bring that damn bike looking.
- 49:58Speaker 13: Man, I don't know what it on my line. Man,
- 50:01Speaker 13: I ain't took no bike. The dumb ain't his line?
- 50:04Speaker 2: Do easy? It's even hey, dog, you gonna tell you something.
- 50:07Speaker 2: You're gonna respect my AIN'TI.
- 50:09Speaker 13: Me say, man, you're gonna respect me? You call my
- 50:11Speaker 13: phone with him? I mean to try to get my together.
- 50:14Speaker 2: You call me some.
- 50:16Speaker 13: Who aren't you?
- 50:18Speaker 2: What are you?
- 50:19Speaker 13: I don't know this is I don't know.
- 50:22Speaker 2: I'm man, I'm k Dub. Everybody know ka Dub.
- 50:26Speaker 13: I ain't never heard of no k dub in my life.
- 50:30Speaker 13: My mama been saying on for fifteen years. I ain't
- 50:33Speaker 13: never heard no Kate Doug. I heard no Miss Tinsley.
- 50:37Speaker 13: I heard abouy no death lady. I ain't seen no bike.
- 50:40Speaker 13: Get the off my line.
- 50:42Speaker 2: Man, you're gonna make me go down and steal someb
- 50:45Speaker 2: out of miss house if you don't bring that damn
- 50:47Speaker 2: bike back.
- 50:48Speaker 13: Got me bring somebody to my mamma if you want
- 50:51Speaker 13: to talk on my way over there by, somebody come
- 50:54Speaker 13: on mama house to my family.
- 50:56Speaker 2: It's gonna be over for you.
- 50:57Speaker 8: Just dumb.
- 50:58Speaker 13: Ain't you got whoever down there gave you my number?
- 51:01Speaker 8: Everybody?
- 51:02Speaker 2: You got me?
- 51:03Speaker 13: This our bet street up? You come by my mama house.
- 51:07Speaker 13: You better not stepping my mama playing. You come by
- 51:10Speaker 13: my mama playing some of them you want? You got
- 51:13Speaker 13: me stup? You're gonna tell me to the dark side.
- 51:16Speaker 13: Come on my way right now.
- 51:17Speaker 2: I don't know we get on the phone on him.
- 51:19Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. What
- 51:20Speaker 2: you saying? Ain't I ain't say? Ain't nobody scared of
- 51:23Speaker 2: your Oh?
- 51:25Speaker 13: Pray say tell yo death, I ain't need to bring
- 51:28Speaker 13: up outside and I best you she hear them licks.
- 51:31Speaker 13: I'm gonna be putting on your yo. I'll be so
- 51:34Speaker 13: she gonna be undeath today. I bet she get cured
- 51:36Speaker 13: when you see me whooping yo.
- 51:37Speaker 2: Man, Literally, I ain't coming by myself. Only Tommy gonna
- 51:40Speaker 2: be there with me. Tommy gonna help me. Whoop yo
- 51:42Speaker 2: who it's time to tell me who Tommy man, nephew
- 51:45Speaker 2: Tommy from the Steve harb In Morning Show. You just
- 51:49Speaker 2: got pranked by your mama, Miss Bereau.
- 51:53Speaker 13: Uh that said great demn man.
- 51:57Speaker 2: My mama.
- 51:59Speaker 13: No, I'm like nobody, man, guys.
- 52:04Speaker 2: My son loved me to death. He don't let nothing
- 52:07Speaker 2: you take care of me. He don't let nothing go
- 52:08Speaker 2: wrong with me. I don't let nobody mess with me.
- 52:11Speaker 2: He said. All you got to do that, like you're
- 52:12Speaker 2: gonna do something to his mam. Man.
- 52:15Speaker 13: Well, I don't heard.
- 52:17Speaker 2: I don't see because of like I did.
- 52:18Speaker 13: Man, guy, I'm in the mirror swept. I'm mad for real,
- 52:23Speaker 13: y'all did this some man? I swear to God that
- 52:25Speaker 13: wasn't myself. Oh yeah, you man, tell my mama she's
- 52:28Speaker 13: wrong for that too. Dude, What up, nephew?
- 52:32Speaker 2: You do what you have to change? Boy, you have
- 52:34Speaker 2: to change you just like me. You know your mama.
- 52:36Speaker 2: I ain't mad at Hey. I gotta ask you, man,
- 52:39Speaker 2: one more thing. What is the baddest and I mean
- 52:41Speaker 2: the baddest radio show in.
- 52:43Speaker 13: The land, man without a doubt? Man's Steve Harvey Morning
- 52:47Speaker 13: show Man, A few timing Man without doubt?
- 52:51Speaker 2: Hey, man, tell miss Mirrell. I said, hey, all right,
- 52:53Speaker 2: I go.
- 52:54Speaker 13: I'm a little two hundred dollars she wanted. She want
- 52:57Speaker 13: to play games, though, you.
- 52:58Speaker 2: Know, come on, come on.
- 53:08Speaker 9: Too much?
- 53:09Speaker 1: That greatness right there, y'all, that's great nephew.
- 53:13Speaker 10: On a different subject, remember yesterday when you solicited for
- 53:16Speaker 10: people to call in if they wanted you to do
- 53:18Speaker 10: a domino and spades tournament and all that. What city?
- 53:22Speaker 1: Well, people to do it in?
- 53:24Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 53:24Speaker 10: Which city? Well, some caller they called in and they
- 53:27Speaker 10: want you to do it in their city. Here's someone
- 53:29Speaker 10: from Chicago.
- 53:31Speaker 8: What's going on?
- 53:32Speaker 10: Uh?
- 53:33Speaker 8: I was just this that to your show, which I
- 53:35Speaker 8: do every morning.
- 53:36Speaker 2: You wake me.
- 53:37Speaker 14: Up at five o'clock every morning, you my alarm clock,
- 53:40Speaker 14: and I appreciate, nephew, Charley, this message is really for you.
- 53:45Speaker 14: Call and sure surely and Carlin was right, bro, bring
- 53:50Speaker 14: your turning into Chicago first, please?
- 53:53Speaker 1: All right?
- 53:54Speaker 11: All right, go hometown dominoes you know, bid whisk Right,
- 53:59Speaker 11: that's what we're talking about.
- 54:00Speaker 4: Yeah, and chess and chat.
- 54:05Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it was. It was. It was all
- 54:07Speaker 1: of that.
- 54:07Speaker 7: And then what you do, Tommy, is you have an
- 54:11Speaker 7: entry prize, you get some sponsorships, and then you throw
- 54:15Speaker 7: a cash prize. I gave you one thousand dollars for
- 54:18Speaker 7: first place in each category.
- 54:20Speaker 1: And boy, they was, they was in their hustle.
- 54:22Speaker 10: Okay, here's another caller.
- 54:24Speaker 15: Y'all doing cruise this Monica Mobile Alabama road Time. First
- 54:28Speaker 15: of all, Tommy, I don't even know how you're trying
- 54:30Speaker 15: to have anybody tournaments and you ain't even got no
- 54:33Speaker 15: pitypad up there. You need to get your life together.
- 54:36Speaker 15: It needs to be pittipad, tump spade and domino ump.
- 54:42Speaker 15: Don't nobody need no oo no up and there get
- 54:45Speaker 15: a straight love you morning Crewe.
- 54:48Speaker 10: Wait a minute, sounds like love, all.
- 54:53Speaker 11: Right, okay you Mobile Monica, all right?
- 54:57Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour. Jawberry letter
- 55:01Speaker 10: is my friend helping my husband cheat that through me?
- 55:05Speaker 1: Right after this we'll get in Uno. All right, let's go.
- 55:09Speaker 1: Come on, Shirley, what you got.
- 55:10Speaker 10: I don't know if you know this, but I love
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- 55:44Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Nation. Go check it out.
- 55:46Speaker 10: Now you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time
- 55:51Speaker 10: now for my Strawberry Letter for today. And if you
- 55:54Speaker 10: need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
- 55:58Speaker 10: please submit your Strawberry letters to STEVEBARBFM dot com and
- 56:01Speaker 10: click the mid Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
- 56:04Speaker 10: letter live on the air, just like we're going to
- 56:07Speaker 10: read this one right here, right now, and you never know,
- 56:10Speaker 10: it could be yours.
- 56:12Speaker 11: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
- 56:14Speaker 11: We got it for you. Here it is Brawberry letter.
- 56:16Speaker 10: Thank you, nephew. Subject I think my friend is helping
- 56:19Speaker 10: my husband cheat. Okay, Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married
- 56:25Speaker 10: for thirteen years to my best friends. We've done everything
- 56:29Speaker 10: together for the last twenty years and we can darn
- 56:31Speaker 10: near finish each other's sentences. He has been a great
- 56:34Speaker 10: dad for our two dogs, and he will do anything
- 56:37Speaker 10: for my mom and dad. He also loves my best
- 56:40Speaker 10: friend as much as I do, and they get jealous
- 56:43Speaker 10: and fight over who's really my best friend. She's had
- 56:46Speaker 10: the worst dating experiences, and after her last few bad dates,
- 56:51Speaker 10: she came to our house and we popped open a
- 56:53Speaker 10: bottle of wine and listened to some music and smoked weed.
- 56:57Speaker 10: But lately our vibe has been off. She and I
- 57:00Speaker 10: have been going out without my husband. He always says
- 57:04Speaker 10: he has something else to do. She's been inviting me
- 57:07Speaker 10: to all kinds of odd activities that we'd never do,
- 57:10Speaker 10: like a paint and sip party. We've been rollerskating, to
- 57:14Speaker 10: a WNBA game, and we went to a stage play,
- 57:18Speaker 10: all without my husband. It's almost like my husband has
- 57:22Speaker 10: asked my best friend to get me out of the
- 57:24Speaker 10: house so he can go cheat. Once when I called
- 57:27Speaker 10: my husband and could not reach him, she said that
- 57:31Speaker 10: my husband needs some space, so give him a break.
- 57:34Speaker 10: She should never speak on my husband like that. I
- 57:37Speaker 10: see now that she might be too close to my husband,
- 57:40Speaker 10: and I don't like that. Yesterday he texted me to
- 57:44Speaker 10: ask if we'd ordered our food yet. I was at
- 57:46Speaker 10: lunch with my best friend and I hadn't told him
- 57:50Speaker 10: where I was going. He was supposed to be helping
- 57:52Speaker 10: his brother cut down a tree, so how were his
- 57:55Speaker 10: hands free to text me. I am sure that his
- 57:59Speaker 10: text meant for my best friend. My intuition tells me
- 58:03Speaker 10: that she's running interference. What do you think? Am I paranoid?
- 58:07Speaker 1: Or what?
- 58:09Speaker 10: You know? If things aren't adding up in your brain
- 58:12Speaker 10: and all that, and your intuition says something is off,
- 58:14Speaker 10: then it's off. You're not paranoid. You gotta trust your
- 58:17Speaker 10: instincts here. This is not normal behavior for a best
- 58:21Speaker 10: friend anyway. But this whole marriage is unusual, to say
- 58:25Speaker 10: the least, because she is so comfortable giving you her
- 58:29Speaker 10: unsolicited opinions about your marriage. She's all up in your marriage.
- 58:33Speaker 10: It's just too much. Another thing you said, your husband,
- 58:37Speaker 10: How was he able to text you when he was
- 58:39Speaker 10: supposed to be out helping his brother cut a tree down. Well,
- 58:42Speaker 10: that's no evidence of him cheating.
- 58:45Speaker 1: What is that?
- 58:46Speaker 10: I mean? You can't base your sufficient suspicions on something
- 58:49Speaker 10: that flimsy. You have no proof. He could have just
- 58:52Speaker 10: been taking a break at that moment and decided to
- 58:55Speaker 10: call you. You got mad at your bestie for saying
- 58:58Speaker 10: something to you about your husband needing break, needing his base,
- 59:01Speaker 10: But you created this monster. She couldn't even be that
- 59:04Speaker 10: close to your husband and up around him so much.
- 59:07Speaker 10: But you allowed this, and now she feels entitled to
- 59:11Speaker 10: say what she says in front of you and about
- 59:13Speaker 10: your marriage. I think she's too comfortable. At first, you
- 59:17Speaker 10: love the attention of them fighting over you and all
- 59:19Speaker 10: that that. You know, who's no, I'm your best friend,
- 59:22Speaker 10: I'm your best friend. But now it's backfired on you.
- 59:25Speaker 10: I think you just need to re establish your boundaries
- 59:28Speaker 10: with this female friend and your other bestie, who you
- 59:31Speaker 10: say is your husband, and he should understand and fall
- 59:35Speaker 10: in line with you. You're his wife. You've given her
- 59:37Speaker 10: equal status with your husband and all of this, and
- 59:41Speaker 10: that's why this is such a mess. This is craziness.
- 59:45Speaker 10: You have to not let her be so involved. You
- 59:49Speaker 10: got to get her out of your relationship. This is
- 59:51Speaker 10: not a thrifle. This is not a sister wife's situation.
- 59:54Speaker 10: She doesn't belong in your marriage. Get her out, Steve.
- 59:58Speaker 7: This letter is a lot about think my friend is
- 1:00:01Speaker 7: helping my husband cheap.
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: That ain't what this letter is about.
- 1:00:04Speaker 7: This letter is about three grown people that have formed
- 1:00:07Speaker 7: this ignorant alliance.
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: With one another.
- 1:00:11Speaker 7: Y'all, y'all gotta you know, Like I always tell married people.
- 1:00:15Speaker 7: The best way to stay married and stay content is
- 1:00:17Speaker 7: to form a two handed circle. Well, it's three of
- 1:00:20Speaker 7: y'all in this circle, and it don't make no damn sense.
- 1:00:24Speaker 7: I don't know how you thought a marriage can work
- 1:00:27Speaker 7: like this, But they hear these letters always start off wonderful.
- 1:00:31Speaker 7: I'm married to my best friend. We've been together for
- 1:00:35Speaker 7: twenty years. We can finish each other sentences.
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: Then here what it?
- 1:00:40Speaker 7: Let us start taking this weirdness to me. He's been
- 1:00:43Speaker 7: a great dad to our two dogs.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: Listen to me. Stop with people with dogs. Stop saying
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: that people.
- 1:00:50Speaker 7: That got stop saying that, y'all is mommy and daddy too,
- 1:00:56Speaker 7: these damn animals.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: It ain't the sighting.
- 1:01:00Speaker 7: I don't care how you feel. It is not the
- 1:01:03Speaker 7: same having a dog ain't close to having no baby.
- 1:01:07Speaker 7: He's such a good dad. All you got to do
- 1:01:09Speaker 7: is put some food in the bowl it with, next
- 1:01:11Speaker 7: some water, walk his ass every down there and take
- 1:01:14Speaker 7: a scooper poop out there. You let us ass out
- 1:01:16Speaker 7: of the y'ad. You ain't even got to talk to it.
- 1:01:18Speaker 7: Shut up, y'all are not real parents. Them is just
- 1:01:22Speaker 7: your damn dogs.
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: Let's clear that people with dogs not agree with you.
- 1:01:29Speaker 7: I don't give a damn what they agree with. Have
- 1:01:31Speaker 7: a baby and see if it's the same. Have a
- 1:01:35Speaker 7: baby and see if it's the same as having a
- 1:01:38Speaker 7: damn dog. Rest my cape. I bet y'all win that anyway,
- 1:01:41Speaker 7: Let's move on. He also loves and he would do
- 1:01:46Speaker 7: anything for my mom and dad. He also loves my
- 1:01:49Speaker 7: other best friend as much as I do, and they
- 1:01:53Speaker 7: get jealous and fight over who's really my best friend?
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: But you and I've never heard that before in all
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: my life.
- 1:02:02Speaker 7: I ain't never heard no married company and the husband
- 1:02:06Speaker 7: and the woman's best friend is fighting.
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: Over who her best friend? Why you ever heard that before?
- 1:02:13Speaker 7: Nope, hell no, That's why you know the rest of
- 1:02:16Speaker 7: this letter is doomed?
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: Are you all these dumbass people in this.
- 1:02:20Speaker 7: Letter right here, including the one that thinks that day
- 1:02:23Speaker 7: the damn daddy and them damn dog them is not children.
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: I'm tired of it, Dave.
- 1:02:30Speaker 10: We'll have part two of your response, your angry response
- 1:02:34Speaker 10: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
- 1:02:37Speaker 10: Strawberry letter subject is my friend helping my husband cheet.
- 1:02:40Speaker 10: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
- 1:02:44Speaker 10: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 1:03:20Speaker 10: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
- 1:03:22Speaker 10: Is my friend helping my husband cheat is the subject?
- 1:03:26Speaker 7: Well, listen to me, that ain't really what this letter
- 1:03:30Speaker 7: is about. This is about this odd a line. You
- 1:03:32Speaker 7: have this three handred circle. Y'all informed in your marriage
- 1:03:35Speaker 7: that is going back by, as Shirley said, And then
- 1:03:39Speaker 7: you talk about I always tell how good of a
- 1:03:40Speaker 7: man he is. We've been together twenty years. He we
- 1:03:43Speaker 7: damn they finished each other's sentence, says he's been a
- 1:03:47Speaker 7: great dad to eye two dogs. Let's just let's let's
- 1:03:51Speaker 7: stop saying this right now. Okay, I don't want to
- 1:03:53Speaker 7: help her. Listen to me, because you have dogs that
- 1:03:56Speaker 7: don't mean your asses, Spence, it ain't even close. And
- 1:04:00Speaker 7: you can ask anybody that's got real kids. Damn them
- 1:04:04Speaker 7: dogs talking about y'all his parents. You ain't got nothing
- 1:04:08Speaker 7: for his hands. He eat off the float, he licked herself.
- 1:04:13Speaker 7: All you need is a bowl of water and some food.
- 1:04:15Speaker 7: If you go over up door and let his ass
- 1:04:17Speaker 7: out of y'all, you ain't got to check on him.
- 1:04:19Speaker 7: See how I feel. You ain't got to talk to him.
- 1:04:21Speaker 7: He don't want no new nikes, he ain't ask for
- 1:04:23Speaker 7: no iPhone.
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: It ain't the same a damn dog. I'm so mad
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: at that. Anyway.
- 1:04:32Speaker 7: He loves my mom and dad, but he loves my
- 1:04:34Speaker 7: best friend as much as I do, and they get
- 1:04:36Speaker 7: jealous and fight over who's really my best friend?
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: Now, listen to me, y'all. You ain't never heard that before?
- 1:04:42Speaker 7: Or what man is sitting up arguing with his wife's
- 1:04:45Speaker 7: girlfriend who her best friends?
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: This is weird.
- 1:04:50Speaker 7: Then she says she has the worst dating experiences and
- 1:04:53Speaker 7: after her last few bad days, damn, so she just
- 1:04:57Speaker 7: out there she came to our house and we popped
- 1:05:00Speaker 7: open a bottle of wine, listen to some music, and
- 1:05:03Speaker 7: smoked weed. But lately our vibe has been off. She
- 1:05:07Speaker 7: and I been going out without my husband. He always
- 1:05:10Speaker 7: say he got something else to do. She been inviting
- 1:05:13Speaker 7: me to all kinds of odd activities that we never do,
- 1:05:16Speaker 7: like a painting sip that was just at the house,
- 1:05:18Speaker 7: drinking wine and weed. Why that sounds so out the question.
- 1:05:25Speaker 7: You would just at the house DrAk a whole damn
- 1:05:28Speaker 7: bottle of wine and a second weed. Now you're trying
- 1:05:31Speaker 7: to figure out how the sip a paint and sip
- 1:05:34Speaker 7: out the damn question. Somebody lying? Did we've been roller skating?
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: What?
- 1:05:42Speaker 7: And we went to a w NBA game? Now they
- 1:05:44Speaker 7: can hoop out there, them girls can hoop. I loved him,
- 1:05:47Speaker 7: so I can't say nothing more. We went to a
- 1:05:49Speaker 7: stage play all without my husband. Well if I was
- 1:05:53Speaker 7: your husband, I don't want to go to damn stage
- 1:05:55Speaker 7: play either, So what that ain't nothing new?
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: You might want to go down here all the.
- 1:05:59Speaker 7: All west Side study were get a damn singing in
- 1:06:06Speaker 7: a swing. I can't stand that kind of stuff. I'm
- 1:06:10Speaker 7: half assed acting, over acting talking all loud walls moving
- 1:06:15Speaker 7: on stage. That ain't no real wall, and I saw
- 1:06:18Speaker 7: you moving. That's why I can't go to play. It's
- 1:06:22Speaker 7: almost like it's it's almost like my husband and asked
- 1:06:26Speaker 7: my best friend to get me.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: Out the house so he can go cheating.
- 1:06:30Speaker 7: Once when I called my husband and couldn't reach him,
- 1:06:32Speaker 7: she said, my husband needs some space, so give him
- 1:06:35Speaker 7: a break.
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: She would she should never speak on my husband like that?
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: Why?
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: What? What? Why not?
- 1:06:43Speaker 7: Why she come over your house drank wine, smoke weed?
- 1:06:47Speaker 7: She come over there and.
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: Tell y'all all about her dates, y'all allgue about who
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: the best who the best friend? And all this here?
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: She should never speak on my husband?
- 1:06:55Speaker 9: Why not?
- 1:06:56Speaker 7: And now I think she might be too close to
- 1:06:59Speaker 7: my husband like that? Yesterday he texted me to ask
- 1:07:02Speaker 7: if we'd ordered our food yet I was at lunch
- 1:07:05Speaker 7: with my best friend and I hadn't told him where
- 1:07:08Speaker 7: I was going.
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: That way minue, Now you was at lunch with which
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: one of your best friends? Because it sound like somebody knew, Oh,
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: she with.
- 1:07:15Speaker 7: The girl, and I hadn't told him I was going.
- 1:07:19Speaker 7: He was supposed to be helping his brother. Now, listen
- 1:07:20Speaker 7: to this He's supposed to be helping his brother cut
- 1:07:23Speaker 7: down the tree, So how was his hands free to
- 1:07:25Speaker 7: text me?
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: You ever seen nobody cut the tree down? You ain't
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: gonna stand there hold the.
- 1:07:30Speaker 10: Tree with two hands.
- 1:07:33Speaker 7: He was cutting the tree down. They wasn't pushing the
- 1:07:35Speaker 7: tree down the hair wrong with you, They was cutting
- 1:07:40Speaker 7: the tree. Yeah, you know, you do know they got
- 1:07:43Speaker 7: electric saws. Right now, you just saw we take a while,
- 1:07:46Speaker 7: and I'm gonna tell you right now, wasn't a big
- 1:07:48Speaker 7: ass tree. Because I'm telling you right now, you go
- 1:07:49Speaker 7: out there and try to cut that big ass tree
- 1:07:51Speaker 7: down at your house, you gonna mess aund. The ain't
- 1:07:52Speaker 7: gonna have no house no more. Because if you don't
- 1:07:54Speaker 7: get that tree to fall it right down. Wait, your
- 1:07:56Speaker 7: ass got a problem. I don't think nobody was cutting
- 1:07:59Speaker 7: the m street down. I'm sure his text was meant
- 1:08:02Speaker 7: for my best friend.
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: I don't even.
- 1:08:04Speaker 7: Understand where that came from. So he texts me, but
- 1:08:08Speaker 7: I'm sure the text was for my best friend. My
- 1:08:11Speaker 7: tuition tells me that she's running interference.
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: What do you think? Am my paranoid?
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: Of what?
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: I think? You're real paranoid? And just to make you
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: even more paranoid. Here I go.
- 1:08:20Speaker 7: Guess what I think. I think your best friend is
- 1:08:23Speaker 7: screwing your husband. That's what I think.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: I think.
- 1:08:26Speaker 7: That's why they can't be around each other no more.
- 1:08:29Speaker 7: That's what I think. I think because he can't go
- 1:08:31Speaker 7: to the sipping sip sipping weed, smoke whatever here you
- 1:08:35Speaker 7: go and painting each other and stuff that was that
- 1:08:37Speaker 7: rollers roller blade and sitting up at the NWAV game.
- 1:08:41Speaker 7: He can't do none of that because he's sleeping with
- 1:08:44Speaker 7: your damn.
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: Friends and he ain't gonna be able to hide.
- 1:08:49Speaker 7: And when the last time you heard an argument about
- 1:08:52Speaker 7: who was your best friend? Because what they found out,
- 1:08:54Speaker 7: they ain't neither one of them your friend.
- 1:08:57Speaker 10: They're each other's best friends.
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: You done let your best free and get all up
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: in your house too much? Al right now, that's what
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: I think.
- 1:09:08Speaker 10: All right, Steve post your coming.
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: Today him and ever ran to the store.
- 1:09:13Speaker 10: Requ Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and
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- 1:09:21Speaker 1: Been downstairs watching TV and you wouldn't down there. Radio
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: ass never sounded so good.
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- 1:10:15Speaker 10: All right, guys, we know that Junior is out, but
- 1:10:18Speaker 10: Tommy is in.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: Just let me ask you this.
- 1:10:20Speaker 7: You don't need me on this d Yeah I do, Yeah, Okay,
- 1:10:23Speaker 7: Well it's don't work.
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: No, don't say everybody, don't bring Shirley. You know Shirley
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: kill it Joe?
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: What me?
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: I think? I think?
- 1:10:35Speaker 7: I think? Don't you don't don't you include shir Tommy.
- 1:10:40Speaker 7: If you're gonna include Shirley, I'm gonna step out because
- 1:10:43Speaker 7: I'm not I can't stand with you.
- 1:10:46Speaker 10: I am not in this.
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: Okay, good, Sureley, not in it. Let's roll, let's roll,
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: all right, here we go.
- 1:10:52Speaker 10: You're about to hurt my feelings. You know how sensitive
- 1:10:55Speaker 10: Junior is out Tommy's.
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: You ain't funny though.
- 1:11:00Speaker 10: I wasn't trying to be God. All right, here we go,
- 1:11:04Speaker 10: Come on, Tommy, what you got?
- 1:11:05Speaker 11: It is that time? Welcome Uncle Steve. You are now inside.
- 1:11:09Speaker 11: Put your seatbelt on, baby, were about to ride. This
- 1:11:11Speaker 11: is Cobby's time machine. We are headed to February twenty seven,
- 1:11:17Speaker 11: twenty five years ago, nineteen ninety nine, nineteen ninety nine.
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: Now we got to decide.
- 1:11:25Speaker 11: We ain't got but a couple hours here in nineteen
- 1:11:27Speaker 11: ninety nine, So we got to decide what we're finna do?
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: What city we in, what we driving, and where we
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: going tonight?
- 1:11:35Speaker 11: All we got is one day, what city we in,
- 1:11:39Speaker 11: what we're driving, and where we're going tonight?
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety nine? Where was I in nineteen ninety nine?
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: Now?
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: Where was all we got? Is a few is today
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: right here in nineteen ninety nine. What are we gonna
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: do today? That's all we got? We Oh, what is
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: our day?
- 1:11:56Speaker 4: We all went back a week in we okay, okay, okay, okay,
- 1:12:01Speaker 4: So what city we're in?
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: The cargo? Got hair up? Now where we're at. We're
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: in Chicago. Were in La? We in l A? Okay
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: in lak Okay? Yeah, were in La. Surely had the
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: house out there? Were in l A?
- 1:12:18Speaker 10: Bring me in, Drag me into this mess.
- 1:12:21Speaker 7: Now you ain't in it. That's why I just tried
- 1:12:23Speaker 7: to include you. Your house was out there. I didn't
- 1:12:27Speaker 7: say Team nineteen ninety nine were in l A. What
- 1:12:30Speaker 7: kind of car we drive? What we're rolling in?
- 1:12:32Speaker 10: Uh?
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: Ninety nine?
- 1:12:34Speaker 7: I had all what I hed? H hell no, damn Marston,
- 1:12:43Speaker 7: that's what I we kings of comedy.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: Okay, when you had the Bens, you had the Beans?
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:12:51Speaker 7: I had Bentley? Now where were hell our kings of comedy? Well,
- 1:12:56Speaker 7: youre talking me? No money we make?
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Where we're going tonight? We got mist We're
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: going to We're going to the will Turn Theater.
- 1:13:05Speaker 10: Okay, time's up.
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: I'm glad. We thank you for checking me out of that.
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, a man
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: on social media.
- 1:13:15Speaker 7: Needs of advice that suck the helicopter sound was nice.
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: Yeah, that was cool. That was cool.
- 1:13:23Speaker 10: I have history with all my wife's friends. He says
- 1:13:25Speaker 10: he needs some advice. We'll talk about it right after this. Think,
- 1:13:28Speaker 10: oh Jesus, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:13:33Speaker 10: EJ on Reddit, Steve Wrights, my husband and I have
- 1:13:36Speaker 10: been happily married. I'm sorry, EJ on Reddit Rights. My
- 1:13:39Speaker 10: wife and I have been happily married for nearly a
- 1:13:42Speaker 10: decade and we have two kids. We met in college,
- 1:13:45Speaker 10: but after we got married, we moved back to my hometown.
- 1:13:48Speaker 10: She made new friends here. However, I haven't told her this,
- 1:13:52Speaker 10: but before I met her, I had a history with
- 1:13:55Speaker 10: most of them. She knows I dated one or two,
- 1:13:58Speaker 10: but she has no idea that I slept with nearly
- 1:14:01Speaker 10: all of them. It was all all years before we met,
- 1:14:06Speaker 10: and I've never cheated, but I still feel badly and
- 1:14:10Speaker 10: kind of guilty. I keep wondering if I should tell
- 1:14:13Speaker 10: her before she finds out on her own, or that
- 1:14:16Speaker 10: if that would really hurt her for no reason. If
- 1:14:19Speaker 10: she ever finds out, it'll feel like I was keeping
- 1:14:21Speaker 10: something from her. So the question is from e J.
- 1:14:24Speaker 10: Should I tell her the whole truth or just let
- 1:14:27Speaker 10: it be since it's all in the past.
- 1:14:29Speaker 7: No, no, leave alone, Jake, don't you don't don't you
- 1:14:33Speaker 7: don't you like that match and start that fire? Leave
- 1:14:37Speaker 7: it alone. If it comes up, you just say, I
- 1:14:42Speaker 7: don't even remember. What are you talking about? No, not
- 1:14:45Speaker 7: the one you said. She knows about it, will one
- 1:14:48Speaker 7: or two and she know about Leave it at that,
- 1:14:52Speaker 7: don't don't bring no more, not no idea it all
- 1:14:56Speaker 7: of Shut your damn mind.
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: I did all that.
- 1:15:00Speaker 7: So and one of them go, you know, me and
- 1:15:02Speaker 7: him used to date, really and then I dated in too. Girl,
- 1:15:06Speaker 7: they're gonna be out talking. Didn't How the hell I'm
- 1:15:10Speaker 7: gonna date all of them? I mean appalled. How in
- 1:15:17Speaker 7: the world could I date all of them in.
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: This small glass town. They wouldn't know it. Man, they
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: don't need to come out. I don't know what's up.
- 1:15:28Speaker 7: Maybe they probably jealous of the fact that I went
- 1:15:31Speaker 7: off and got myself together and got married and married
- 1:15:33Speaker 7: such a fine woman that they're all trying.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: To say it could have been me. It could have
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: been me.
- 1:15:38Speaker 7: No, I couldn't have been there because it's you. You
- 1:15:41Speaker 7: are the one and only.
- 1:15:42Speaker 10: Okay, I like it lying behind it bigger and fine women.
- 1:15:49Speaker 10: We have time for another one, Steve. This is from
- 1:15:52Speaker 10: Deep on Steve Harvey f M. He says, I'm a
- 1:15:55Speaker 10: white man. So when I was out with my girlfriend
- 1:15:58Speaker 10: the other day and we saw this gorgeous black woman,
- 1:16:01Speaker 10: I couldn't help but mention how attractive I found this woman.
- 1:16:04Speaker 10: My girlfriend admitted that the woman was hot, but then
- 1:16:08Speaker 10: said I could never sleep with anyone who isn't white.
- 1:16:11Speaker 10: I followed up by saying, whoaouly, well.
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa what? Okay, I must have missed some
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: start over for ye okay, go back all right.
- 1:16:19Speaker 10: This is d on Steve Harvey FM. He says, I'm
- 1:16:22Speaker 10: a white man. So when I was out with my
- 1:16:24Speaker 10: girlfriend the other day we saw this gorgeous black woman,
- 1:16:27Speaker 10: I couldn't help but mention how attractive I found this woman.
- 1:16:31Speaker 10: My girlfriend admitted that the woman was hot, but then
- 1:16:34Speaker 10: said I could never sleep with anyone who isn't white.
- 1:16:38Speaker 10: I followed up by saying, surely there are non white
- 1:16:41Speaker 10: people that she thinks are attractive, but she said she
- 1:16:44Speaker 10: just isn't attracted to anyone who isn't white. So the
- 1:16:48Speaker 10: question is, is my girlfriend a racist? So you got
- 1:16:53Speaker 10: everything you got the whole story because she yeah, yeah,
- 1:17:01Speaker 10: she explained it to you.
- 1:17:04Speaker 7: I can't see myself with nobody if they're not white.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: Okay't cooler?
- 1:17:09Speaker 10: So she's a racist, you're saying, that's a question. He
- 1:17:11Speaker 10: wants to know.
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: Shame.
- 1:17:13Speaker 10: He says he's considering breaking up with her over those comments, and.
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: You sure dog that.
- 1:17:18Speaker 7: Look that's what it is, y'all gonna have no racist
- 1:17:20Speaker 7: ass kids and everything.
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: Yeah, let's break this disious cycle.
- 1:17:25Speaker 11: But then there's some black people that don't want to
- 1:17:27Speaker 11: be with nobody other than black people.
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: That's relationship relationship. Yes, yes, that's me.
- 1:17:34Speaker 7: Yes, three wives, three black women. I ain't even considered
- 1:17:38Speaker 7: nobody else. It's not you ain't an option. But I
- 1:17:42Speaker 7: have a special reason though. It ain't because I'm racist.
- 1:17:45Speaker 7: It's because my ass is too black.
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: And you.
- 1:17:49Speaker 7: Know, stuff I be wanting to eat. You know, I
- 1:17:51Speaker 7: can't nobody in your family make no crackling corn brig
- 1:17:54Speaker 7: you know yo over here, you know, bringing punking piet
- 1:17:57Speaker 7: or Thanksgiving dinner. It's just some things that I just
- 1:18:00Speaker 7: can't do today. I got none to do with race
- 1:18:03Speaker 7: is mostly food choices. What is this coming up?
- 1:18:07Speaker 10: In twenty minutes after the hour more.
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: You don't know how you are here grilling. You don't
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: know how to bobecue that why I came here.
- 1:18:16Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harley Morning Show. All right, guys,
- 1:18:20Speaker 10: first waffle House, that now Denny's. Yes, Denny's has become
- 1:18:24Speaker 10: the latest restaurant chain to adjust to the rising price
- 1:18:27Speaker 10: of eggs by putting a surcharge on egg items at
- 1:18:31Speaker 10: select locations. The move comes three weeks after the waffle
- 1:18:35Speaker 10: house announced a fifty cent per egg surcharge in response
- 1:18:39Speaker 10: to sky rocketing prices due to an egg shortage caused
- 1:18:43Speaker 10: by the bird flu. We all know that. Denny says
- 1:18:46Speaker 10: the surcharge will only apply to certain locations and will
- 1:18:49Speaker 10: be temporary. They also say it is committed to providing
- 1:18:53Speaker 10: customers with delicious meals they love at the value they expect,
- 1:18:58Speaker 10: and will continue to offer it's two, four, six, and
- 1:19:01Speaker 10: eight dollars value menu. So there you go.
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: What is you getting for the two dollars egg shell?
- 1:19:09Speaker 11: Can I just can I bring my own eggs and
- 1:19:12Speaker 11: they just fry my eggs and I bring.
- 1:19:14Speaker 4: A lot of people say they're doing that too, yea
- 1:19:18Speaker 4: eggs with me?
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: I like, wow, what was Denny's specialty that they always had.
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: What did they? Grand slam? Slam? Yeah? How much is that? Now?
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: Grand Slam?
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: There?
- 1:19:29Speaker 11: You got to be five ninety nine, two pancakes, two eggs.
- 1:19:33Speaker 7: I tell you what themm it's three places that cannot
- 1:19:36Speaker 7: participate in DEI, I Hop, Dennis and waffle House.
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: If you holler DEI, your dose is closed. Your dose
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: off d ball.
- 1:19:50Speaker 10: Yeah all right, guys, coming up at thirty three minutes
- 1:19:55Speaker 10: after the hour, we'll play around it.
- 1:19:58Speaker 9: Would you rather grand Slam?
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: Now?
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- 1:21:06Speaker 10: would you rather? Would you rather give or receive?
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: A lap? Dawn? Which one receive?
- 1:21:13Speaker 10: I don't know about no leapt danny, sexy Tommy, Wait
- 1:21:17Speaker 10: a minute.
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: Tell me, tell me know what we do? Shall welcome.
- 1:21:26Speaker 9: A lap there?
- 1:21:27Speaker 7: I'm too damn heavy, wife, dog, cracked up, stupid ass,
- 1:21:39Speaker 7: don't know how to do it doing it too hard?
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: They're choking, man, I don't know. Just give me the
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: lap dance, Okay? You ready to give? All right? Oh right?
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: I mean you rather receive?
- 1:21:51Speaker 10: You rather receive?
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: Yeah? All right?
- 1:21:54Speaker 10: Would you rather have a night of role playing? Or
- 1:21:56Speaker 10: would you rather have a night of trying? New positions, trying.
- 1:21:59Speaker 11: New role playing who I got to be because.
- 1:22:05Speaker 10: A chef? Yeah, it always you know, he's always irritated.
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: Would you rather chef? We got food in there?
- 1:22:12Speaker 10: I mean, you know, role plane, baby road plane?
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: Come on?
- 1:22:16Speaker 10: Where's lawyer?
- 1:22:18Speaker 9: Come on?
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: A lawyer? You know I can't.
- 1:22:21Speaker 7: I can't really do these new positions though, because I'm
- 1:22:23Speaker 7: gonna let too much out about myself. So I better
- 1:22:25Speaker 7: just doing what I've been doing. You know how, I
- 1:22:29Speaker 7: can't introduce nothing new. I don't want to be show
- 1:22:31Speaker 7: the wild side, you know, I don't need my past
- 1:22:35Speaker 7: to come into my current. It's actually going just find
- 1:22:39Speaker 7: the way it is, and I don't interject nothing new.
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Just where you get that from? I don't know.
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: I watched it sex in the City.
- 1:22:58Speaker 10: We'll just move on. We'll just move on, all right.
- 1:23:01Speaker 10: Would you rather be told all the great things that
- 1:23:04Speaker 10: are going to happen in your life? Or would you
- 1:23:07Speaker 10: just rather wait for it to happen? Wait, that's what
- 1:23:10Speaker 10: we're doing now, Yeah, that's.
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: What we're doing that.
- 1:23:12Speaker 7: Let me just wait.
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: It might as well because if you tell.
- 1:23:14Speaker 10: Me you're don't clown.
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: And needles. Wait, ain't nothing happening? Up to twenty twenty five.
- 1:23:24Speaker 11: Now, what does that tell me?
- 1:23:28Speaker 10: Things? Great things? Okay, all right? Would you rather tell
- 1:23:33Speaker 10: your spouse the painful truth or would you just lie
- 1:23:36Speaker 10: to make them feel better? As if we don't answer
- 1:23:39Speaker 10: to this.
- 1:23:39Speaker 7: One, to lie pain for truth, you think that pain
- 1:23:45Speaker 7: just gonna stay on her.
- 1:23:48Speaker 10: That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up at forty
- 1:23:51Speaker 10: nine minutes after we'll close out the show. It's our
- 1:23:53Speaker 10: last break of the day with the one and only
- 1:23:55Speaker 10: Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
- 1:23:59Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show.
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- 1:24:33Speaker 10: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
- 1:24:35Speaker 10: the day. It's been a fun day, guys. We have
- 1:24:38Speaker 10: some more would you rathers? You guys seem to like those.
- 1:24:42Speaker 10: Would you rather spicy chicken wings or no seasoning at all?
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: Spice?
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: Man, chickwayn with nothing on it? Yeah that's training.
- 1:24:56Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, that's right. If you had to get something up,
- 1:25:00Speaker 10: would you rather give your arms up or your legs?
- 1:25:03Speaker 10: You have to get something up on your body? Arms
- 1:25:06Speaker 10: are legs?
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm not getting something. I can't grab nothing
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: what I'm running. So y'all had to catch me. He didn't.
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: Y'all make the decision. But I'm getting the held up
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: out this room right.
- 1:25:20Speaker 11: Here, walking up something I can't I mean walking up
- 1:25:24Speaker 11: to something I can't grab. I'm crawling up, crawling up
- 1:25:28Speaker 11: to something I can't grasp.
- 1:25:29Speaker 10: Yeah, when you do the math, that's what.
- 1:25:31Speaker 7: I'm gonna I'm gonna just enjoy the blessed. I don't
- 1:25:33Speaker 7: think that's a very good uh.
- 1:25:35Speaker 10: Uh whatever, Now you sound what would you rather?
- 1:25:39Speaker 2: Now?
- 1:25:39Speaker 10: You sound like your nephew.
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: You're judging?
- 1:25:41Speaker 10: All right?
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: Just one no arm, I'm gonna go. I don't have
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: to go with no arm.
- 1:25:49Speaker 7: Okay, Well, I just what I do I'll give you
- 1:25:53Speaker 7: one on and one leg.
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: I'm being able to hop.
- 1:25:57Speaker 7: Over there and hold on to you some here, one
- 1:26:00Speaker 7: home in one limit.
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: But they need to be opposite. They need to be
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: on the opposite.
- 1:26:06Speaker 10: The comes together when you don't judge.
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: All right, all right?
- 1:26:11Speaker 10: Would you rather have an unlimited amount of money but
- 1:26:15Speaker 10: be alone just by yourself? Or would you rather be
- 1:26:18Speaker 10: broke and have tons of friends and family?
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: Which one a unlimited.
- 1:26:26Speaker 10: Rich and by yourself?
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: For I want to be rich and by myself.
- 1:26:30Speaker 7: Yeah, huh, people like it, you know, I mean people,
- 1:26:38Speaker 7: I can pay you to come over today.
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: Man, I'm not being there. A whole lot of bunch
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: of broke heads feeing, we all sitting around. Everybody got nothing. No,
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: he don't know.
- 1:26:51Speaker 10: But you used to be that and you made it so.
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: You can maybe two fifty man, come talk to me.
- 1:26:57Speaker 7: No, sure, I used to be that and escaped it.
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: Right, but you have really good friends and family.
- 1:27:05Speaker 7: You talk about all your friend I got some deal friends, man,
- 1:27:09Speaker 7: I got some and they all coming in May. I
- 1:27:12Speaker 7: got some deal friends and they all yeah, we got
- 1:27:17Speaker 7: fifty fifteen of us. Yeah, we gather every year, man,
- 1:27:22Speaker 7: celebrate over fifty. This is this year will be fifty
- 1:27:26Speaker 7: one years of friendship with most of them, and then
- 1:27:29Speaker 7: there's two of them that's coming. We've been friends for
- 1:27:31Speaker 7: sixty four years.
- 1:27:33Speaker 1: Now, that's good.
- 1:27:37Speaker 10: Is it just the guys or is it a couple's
- 1:27:40Speaker 10: thing or what is it that you and the guys?
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: Oh?
- 1:27:42Speaker 7: Hell no, ain't no way the hell I'm bringing their
- 1:27:45Speaker 7: wives down here.
- 1:27:46Speaker 10: What's wrong with that? Yeah?
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: It ain't fun. What the wives? Tommy, it's not so
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: you just want to be rich and by your But no, man,
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: this got to cost me and my fellas.
- 1:28:05Speaker 10: Man.
- 1:28:05Speaker 7: Like, one of my frat brothers put his wife on
- 1:28:10Speaker 7: the phone and she said, so, Steve, So, we not
- 1:28:13Speaker 7: gonna ever be able to come and see your ranch.
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: I said, well, you know, listen, I say, my wife
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: not gonna be that.
- 1:28:20Speaker 7: But she can come too. I said, no, no, it's
- 1:28:24Speaker 7: just for the brs. So and I was. I was
- 1:28:27Speaker 7: sitting on the front porch of the lodge and the
- 1:28:29Speaker 7: bruh said, Love, why you look like that? I said,
- 1:28:31Speaker 7: I just got off the phone with so and So's wife. Man,
- 1:28:34Speaker 7: and she tried to invite herself. He said, man, we
- 1:28:36Speaker 7: ain't doing that.
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: Who did? Boy?
- 1:28:39Speaker 7: They cussed him out so bad, he said, Man, get
- 1:28:41Speaker 7: your wife quick calling love about the foolish man.
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: We ain't bringing them down here, dog.
- 1:28:48Speaker 7: Don't nobody want they wife to look man, this is
- 1:28:51Speaker 7: all we do. Fish, eat, drink cigar and stories.
- 1:29:01Speaker 1: That's all it is. A couple. Couple almost fights breakout,
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: now that's it.
- 1:29:07Speaker 10: What are you fighting about?
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: You do that in there?
- 1:29:10Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 1:29:11Speaker 7: Yeah, because they still dudes, you know, and they still
- 1:29:13Speaker 7: you know, they think they're young, and then they get
- 1:29:15Speaker 7: the drinking and next day, you know.
- 1:29:19Speaker 11: So I heard my wife talking to one her girlfriend.
- 1:29:21Speaker 11: I think I'm gonna start taking up golf. I was like,
- 1:29:24Speaker 11: I'm quit.
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: Did you like golf with your wife? I'm gonna quit?
- 1:29:33Speaker 10: This is a problem.
- 1:29:35Speaker 11: Okay, that's four five hours of man stuff, right o,
- 1:29:38Speaker 11: Man climb hours all about. Yeah, I'm not gonna play
- 1:29:44Speaker 11: wife play golf with my wife for five hours.
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that.
- 1:29:47Speaker 10: What is the problem though.
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: Marjorie got three brand new sets of golf club. Yes,
- 1:29:54Speaker 1: I'm gonna like golf.
- 1:29:55Speaker 7: Marjorie got about ten twelve nicely golf outfits.
- 1:30:01Speaker 9: Let's go ladies. Yeah, I love it.
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: I ain't been out there now time I'll buy her
- 1:30:08Speaker 1: the outfits.
- 1:30:09Speaker 11: When I got a tournament, come on our baby, let's roll.
- 1:30:12Speaker 11: I'm good with that. But going on a regular basis
- 1:30:15Speaker 11: with my boys, No, we are not knowing.
- 1:30:18Speaker 10: Damn No, that was the one call them. Yeah, you
- 1:30:23Speaker 10: know what, Carlo. We should do our own ladies golf
- 1:30:26Speaker 10: tournament and.
- 1:30:27Speaker 4: That's get y'all, get y'all yeah, and then we'll come
- 1:30:32Speaker 4: to y'all golf tournament.
- 1:30:33Speaker 11: To y'all you come to when I'm out there and
- 1:30:38Speaker 11: I'm me and the boys out there playing some golf,
- 1:30:40Speaker 11: that's all I want.
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: I just want me and them boys. That's all that said.
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: That's all I ask.
- 1:30:44Speaker 9: I just want my.
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: Name, baby, what club I need? If I see y'all
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: driving by on the.
- 1:30:49Speaker 7: Golf car, we'll just go to the clubhouse and go
- 1:30:52Speaker 7: to another car.
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: We don't act like we don't see him take us out.
- 1:31:05Speaker 7: Well, y'all have a great day to day. Talk to God, y'all,
- 1:31:08Speaker 7: talk to him really, he'd love to hear from you.
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: Y'all. Stay in peace.
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