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• This is Beer thirty Sports O'clock. Oof. And this episode's beer is brought to you by toppling Goliath Brewing Company. Long ass name. It is the Nectarron Dry Hop Pseudo Sue Pale Ale. Let's see. That's good. Alright. Shout out to the long name, Top Lane Goliath Brewing Company. I I haven't had a bad one from them yet. Their pseudo soup options have been pretty good. I think I had one other one. What's it's the it was a like a purple can last time though. I forget what it was but This one's the Nectarron. Right? That's it. Right? Nectarron dry hop? Yeah. Nectarron. 5.8%. This is a peach tangerine. I don't IPA. I'm very hoppy. Yes. I don't really taste any fruit whatsoever. I ain't gonna lie. Maybe now that you say that and I'm like, well, maybe a little tangerine. Maybe a little tangerine. Anyway, guys, it has been an absolute crazy week, crazy weekend, and, sports have just been taking a second page or a second everybody's been looking at the off the court and off the field shit this weekend, so let's get into it. News, you can booze to. Everybody's cheating and not in the games like usual. First, on the night of the first round of the draft, that was a lot, coach Vrabel admits in a way to the affair where he says basically he is going to therapy and he's gonna step away from from the football world for the off season to get his shit together essentially. Sounds like he admitted basically to the relationship that him and Diana Rossini had. Not maybe like an hour or so later, she deactivated her account after denying, denying, denying. Yeah. So it just it looks really bad, on his part as well as hers. More so on him because he is the first one and a lot of players have come out and said this. He is a very, like, hold you accountable person. He's, you know, he is one of the guys. He he holds himself to a higher standard which he said at the press conference as well. Like, I wanna make sure that he gets his due justice and ass whooping for this as well because Diana Rossini is getting murdered for this. But in all actuality, they both wrong. You know, and in my opinion, I think like the the original pictures that we all saw, that's just like the tip of the iceberg. Apparently, there were pictures from 2020 that just were not released, until after everything came out. And I don't know who this private detective or who this person was sought out to go after, But they knew about this shit since 2020. So I'm a assume that it was the wife of Vrabel who hired the the that hired the private eye or the detective or whatever the case would be because there's no way that a man is gonna keep this secret for this long. I would blow up in a matter of seconds after I saw the pictures from 2020 because literally they were kissing at a bar. Yeah. No. Yeah. No man is gonna be able to stand that. We have fragile egos when it comes to getting cheated on. So at least in at least in, I'll say majority of us will say, you know, there are some of us that can handle it and and just whatever it is, what it is. But, but yeah. And then as the draft is going on second day, maybe third second or the second day, a damn Instagram post story gets posted and I said the Instagram story gets posted by Meg the Stallion and she claims that Clay is a dog, is a cheater bringing me around your family and boats and this, that, and third just to be a cheater to tell me you don't think you can be monogamous, you dog. Clay, Clay, Clay. Man, I just feel bad for all the athletes out there that's been running crazy. Not the athletes per se, but I just say. I I would feel bad for the men. I feel bad all the men because this weekend, we had to answer a bunch of questions that we did not wanna answer. We had to Oh my god. Listen. I'm just being listen. The amount of cheating that was going on this weekend, the amount amount of admitting of cheating. I'm not saying it's not hard for y'all, but I'm just saying like, it was very uncomfortable all weekend. I was answering questions I ain't think I would answer. You comfy. Were comfy for a little bit of time Listen. For two whole days. It ain't supposed to be that kind of weekend this weekend. It was supposed to be draft talk. It was supposed to be NBA playoffs, hockey playoffs. There was even some golf, some soccer. Like, it was supposed to be a fun sport filled weekend and literally it is gone. Go how you were supposed to go? Life's so hard for you. No. I don't like this. I this Brie. I don't like this Brie. Don't feel bad. You know who I don't feel bad for? Her. At all. Why? She got cheated on. She's also cheated on people. Karma's a bitch. Karma's a bitch. And if you wanna be real, if you wanna be real Who'd she cheat on? The rapper Partisan Partisan Fontaine. The dude who wrote for, Cardi B and he did some other stuff. He has a tattoo of her on his shoulder. See, that sounds like a you problem. Why'd you do that? See? But now now it's a you problem. Right, see Why would you get a tattoo of something? Oh, how the tables have turned. Get the fuck out of here. And that was part of the reason that I said that that this weekend was ruined because it was like, as soon as one of these things that happened to people we do not know, which It wasn't just the cheating on though. What was it? What what what else was it? Well, like during bat like she said during basketball season, he treated her horribly. She's like, I put up with all of the and you can't say Yeah. You know athletes do what athlete no. You're still a human and she's still a human. Yeah. You should still treat people. I I agree. If it's all true. A lot of times, listen, when women He doesn't come out saying it's not true. When women come out when women get hurt, they tend to say things that are not all the way true to hurt people to hurt hurt hurt people hurt people. All I'm a say is, I can tell you as a as a man who dates black women and when they get mad and they're emotional, I have been called the littlest dick man on the planet. I have been called I'm just saying these they thrash out. They lash out and and try to thrash you on shit that they know is not true, but it's just gonna hurt. That's why your homeboy cuted it. You know, just some dumb that's why your boy he got more pop he popping more than like Who hurt you this week? I'm just saying that's what I'm saying though. Like, a lot of that shit be coming out. You'd be like, and then like, of course, you have the comedians that make fun of the shit, then women be bashing and then just it's just all the back and forth of the relationship. This is why women don't need men and this is why men is like, their hoes can't be housewives and all. It's just a lot of dumb. Literally not. She's like, she has a whole degree. Having a degree does not have anything to do with whether or you're a hoe or a housewife. No, but I'm just saying like, she has like, what degree does she have? She has like a really good No, she's smart. I I'm She's not one of those a really She's smart book smart and I will give her that, but I Listen. Listen, at the end of the day, karma's a bitch, it comes around to everybody. I'm not saying she did anything wrong in this situation. She might have did everything right. Clay just might have know, because Clay could He just fucked up. They talk. They were talking about children, having children. For sure. Like he brought her around I Thanksgiving, she mean, I Yeah. We all remember this shit. This shit was front and center. On her This shit was front and center and I me honestly, I don't know. We don't know these people. We don't know the whole story. We don't know what happened. We don't, you know, whatever. But all I know is the girls are killing him. Like they are literally out here with the candles and the voodoo's and the it's all about he gonna go bald and Don't get started on the voodoo. ACL. And I'm like, bro, what are we yeah. No. Facts. And I'm like, bro, he ain't even like he ain't even do nothing to none of y'all. And half of y'all don't even But half of y'all don't even watch sports to know who he is. But a lot of girls don't play about Megan Thee Stallion. Clearly. I shit. I'm glad he didn't do nothing to salons because fuck, the beehive would have been going crazy. Oh, yeah. Just saying. Yeah. Anyway, speaking of the NBA and getting killed, playoffs have been actually really entertaining. I can't front. You know, after the first few games, like the first weekend of games or week of games, like seven out of eight were blowouts and it was just kinda like boo, this the bullshit we talking about. But essentially there's a lot of good series, a lot of good story lines going on. The best series so far in my opinion has actually been Minnesota versus Denver. Denver and Minnesota, even though Minnesota is leading that series three to one, they have been that has been the most like rivalry felt field excuse me. Rivalry there we go. Felt feeling on the court that we have seen this entire playoffs. They do not like each other. They are fighting at the end of the games. They're fighting in the middle of games. They're fighting in the beginning of games. The game ended in all out brawl at the end of it, which not I always say brawl, like a bunch of shoving and jersey grabbing, stuff like that. But the biggest story of that night was that Divin Chenzo goes out with an ACL. You could just see it. You you probably could hear it on the floor pop. Then Anthony Edwards is out with a bone bruise to the knee and it's like both of these players are big big big big, components on that team and Anthony Edwards being the superstar that he is got, speaking of getting killed, got double teamed, by both of his baby mothers in court, are trying to double team him now to get more child support. And I don't know. It's just it's it's he's having a bad playoff right now. I mean, having a great on the court playoff, but it's been just horrible. But but a lot of people are kinda starting to realize Denver needs help. Djokic, who is an absolute bully or becoming a bully, needs help and he's not really getting it. And that's also a storyline. There's like just so many storylines going on. Then Houston has had a problem for a while without KD and it's glaring And LeBron without Luka, without Reeves is about to beat the Rockets four to one because they had the LeBron had his worst game Sunday, that he's had, like, since 2011 in the playoffs. And honestly that's and Katie wasn't playing so that Katie hasn't been playing. He's also dealing with a bruised knee of some sorts and it's like, excuse me, people are killing him. Does this hurt his legacy? No. Like, not at all. I do think Houston regrets making that trade because they were they were fine. They won the exact same amount of games that they won with KD than they did without him. And Phoenix who actually won more games this season without KD than they did with KD. Just saying. There's lot of storylines in that. The other series that is interesting to me is Orlando and Detroit. Nobody gave Orlando a chance to to do anything in this playoffs because they had to do the play in. They beat the hell out of Charlotte, and then they came in and they're holding their own and they're winning this series. They're beat their first game, they beat the Pistons and nobody again gave them a chance. Nobody gave them a chance. I don't care who you are unless you're an Orlando Magic fan. You they're most casual fans can't name more than three people on that team. And I'm just being honest because I had to go back and look like, wait. Oh, he is on that team. Oh, yeah. He is on that team too. That's about it. Two. All I'm gonna say is that if Orlando beats Detroit, the other storyline of this is what the hell is Detroit gonna do? You have one of the best players in the league on your team and you're getting beat by the likes of Orlando who's not supposed to be there, who's not even supposed to be in competition with you. Your boy need help. That's, you know, neither here nor there. And then the Spurs, oh my god. I watched this game with Wimby and Wimby fell and like absolutely smacked his head on the ground and like you you just see him concussed. And in basketball, you don't see very many concussions like that. And like football, we see it all the time. Motherfucker hit, his fingers go up like he throwing gang signs. You see that shit. It's scary. Don't get it don't get me wrong. It's scary. But we we I don't wanna say we desensitize or not as sensitive to it. We're desensitized. Yeah. Desensitized. That's why I said decent. Maybe I said it kinda weird, but desensitized. We become less sensitive. But in basketball, we're used to seeing that. And especially the way he fell, how it happened and everything like that and how he was trying to get up and couldn't get up. Very, very, very nasty fall. We were all like shitty. It's concussion protocol, absolutely he's not gonna play. You know, he didn't play the Friday game and then he played Sunday and I mean, bro, he came in Sunday and just absolutely went crazy. So the Spurs are up now three to one. He's gotta be man, he's gotta be looked at as one of the best players in the in the league, if not the best player in the league. It's just unfair how ungodly tall and athletic he is. Just how do you dribble down the court like that and yeah. And then most of the series are pretty much over three to one, you know, except for two, which is Cleveland and Toronto and then the Knicks and the Hawks. The Hawks have given the Knicks a lot of problems throughout the season. I wasn't expecting Toronto to give Cleveland this much of a problem, but I don't know, man. That James Harden trade, they pushed him to the forefront of the NBA and, you know, oh, they're gonna be the the the beast out of the East because of Harden. But that defense has never looked more lackluster than it has, this this playoffs. So Toronto's taking full advantage. They're playing with house money. They don't care. They just wanna play. They just wanna keep playing. So that's the NBA news. Right? Now oh, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Dallas. Dallas. Stand up. Cooper Flag wins rookie of the year. Just announced tonight before I even got here that Cooper Flagg won the rookie of the year. Congrats to him. It's hard I mean, he's a phenom. It's hard to it's hard to put into words like how great of a year he's had with missing time. He's missed like he missed just enough time to still be considered rookie of the year and and put up stats that he's put up. Like, he's gonna be a problem for a long time. Hopefully, Dallas does right by him and keeps him for the long haul and he's the next like Dirk esque type player phenom here in Dallas. Now, on to the draft. My mock draft was absolute shit. My mock draft was absolute shit. Who would have guessed it? Fuck you. Thanks to the Cardinals and the Titans. I I don't understand what they were doing and they didn't have bad drafts, but they jumped the gun on their first few. And they went straight up for who they liked and that was it, but whatever. But I got grades. Overreaction grades that everyone talks about the results. Oh, this guy wasn't that high on my board and this, that, and third. We all this isn't a non this is not an exact science. This is there is no way to predict whether these players are gonna be great or not. But based off what we looked at online, what we see on the field, you know, college football wise, and what we what we saw, you know, whether pro day, combine, you know, quote unquote individual workout, stuff like that, I have grades. I have grades. And in typical fashion, I would do six, only six, three of the best, and three of the worst. So let's start with the good because I'm a positive guy. And I will rate them based on looks. Okay. I'm ready. This no. I bet you are. Oh my god. Anyway, the Giants to me had one of the best draft best draft weekends. They ended up picking up Reese who I thought was gonna be drafted third overall. They got him at fifth, and then they picked up an offensive lineman, France Francis Magua Magua Goa, who I believe was probably is was the number one position, offensive lineman position. And when he was asked what he wanted to say to his quarterback, which puts him a million miles above everybody else on that team now, he literally yelled or said in the mic, tell your quarter, tell him I'll die for this shit. I absolutely love this pick. I like the rest of the picks that they did. I like the moves that they were making. I especially like the wide receiver that they picked up from Notre Dame. He's six four, he's a possession receiver, he's gonna be great. If he can do the full potential, he's gonna be great on the opposite side of Nabors. Go ahead, because I wanna hear this. He's six four, therefore he puts it above a five. What? Any man that's six four puts it above a five for me. Okay. So we're doing girl math today. Girl math ing it. I'm looking at his picture, he's my type. Oh, okay. What is your type? Yeah. Go ahead. Maybe you wanna you started this. You opened this can of worms. Yeah. Look. It's just smitten as Jesus, are you okay? He's my tie. Flushing over there. My gun. I would put him in at eight. Wow. Just because I feel like is are these considered dreads? I need professional opinion. Is this a dread? What is this called? Though I can't the picture I see, it looks like those are yeah. Those are locks. Locks? Okay. I fear locks are not my thing. But he's my thing. Oh, okay. So an eight. Ayo. Ayo. He's an eight. The next great draft weekend goes to the Philadelphia boo eagles. I wanna preface, I do not like the eagles at all, but they had a masterclass of a draft weekend. I mean, they were pulling trades. They were jumping ahead of teams to pick their players, and they were making making moves and shaking and doing all and drafting good players at good value like nobody's business. They drafted the wide receiver that if they end up losing AJ Brown for, they got a good a really good player in Makai Lemon from USC. He is going to be a problem. I think Jalen Hurts is a good quarterback, gets a bad rap. I understand. But I think with Smith, Lemon, the the tight end they ended up drafting, that's gonna end up adding depth to the to the depth chart, excuse me, behind Dallas Goddard. Listen. They made a trade with the Vikings as well, and they ended up getting Jonathan Greenard, a linebacker from the Vikings. They extended him a $100,000,000, which not that crazy. He was a pro bowler. He's going to be a menace in the NFC East. I'm glad he's out of the NFC North. They again, they won the weekend in my opinion with all of the moves. Howie, the evil genius wins again, and I hate it. But, man, they n f the NFC East, the NFC North, the NFC, the AFC, they just keep trading with this motherfucker. They just keep trading with him. Right away, man. Six. Lemon? Yeah. It's the mustache for me. It's the little tiny mustache that looks like a second lip. Okay. I like his suit, therefore, it looks I like above a mean, was dressed, he was he was, you know what He looked nice. Yeah. Looked nice. But this little tiny bang situation. Oh, he had the baby hairs laid down? Yeah. Mhmm. And the little tiny mustache and the little tiny beard. You know what I just realized? You don't like light skinned men. That's crazy. That's crazy. I just realized that all the You said that. All that all that was extra to say you like dark skinned men. I did a poster said See, it this picture? I don't think this I think this is AI. That picture? Yeah. It is AI. That puts him at like an eight. Okay. Alright. Well, alright. This picture? Yeah. The the one where he's yeah. Draft day he was, you know, he was What was going on? Why don't wear sunglasses? It's He dark didn't wanna see he didn't want people to see him crying. Of Not when he got picked. No. He got picked pretty high. So he wasn't dark outside. But Alright. A lot of players were, seeing picture is crazy. That is a combine picture. He's probably just finished working out. Jesus. I'm just saying. Six. Anyway. And last but certainly not least, of the good, the Cleveland Browns. Listen, say what you will about last year's draft and how they just shit the bed, which kinda didn't really, but they did. They got need and best player available throughout the entire draft. One of the only teams in my mind that completely drafted position needed, best player at position, on the money, at the value, in my opinion. Again, I watched the entire draft. I've I I used to go to like the pro days and scout day things like that. So I'm all locked in and I'm a fantasy I'm a fantasy football dynasty owner, so I draft rookies. So I pay attention to the rookies. Okay? So to me, Cleveland had the best value, best available, best players from Spencer Fano, which in the AFC North is going to fit right in with his big stout burly face ass, and he's gonna make a difference. They got conception, KC conception from Texas A and M, the wide receiver, who I think is gonna make an impact whether no matter who starts at quarterback and is gonna help that offense immediately. They got depth at the line with their later picks like Parker, Braille, Braille's Ford from Alabama, which we all know how Alabama linemen, produce in this league along with they also got a good fit. Who they got the other guy. Oh, I didn't put his name I didn't write his name down. Shit. But essentially, they got a a depth at line, wide receiver, and some other weapons around that offense that's gonna help. And honestly, like I said, I think between Fanon, Conception, and Brailsford, all three are gonna make immediate impacts, especially in the AAFC North, especially. Well, who are rating? Because I know you ain't rating Fanon. Yeah. Right. Mhmm. Nope. Not gonna touch that one. Wow. Jesus. He's just not my type. Yeah. Understood. So we're going with conception. Oh. I'm looking up all of them. I need Oh. I need Correct. Wait. He's a wide receiver. Wide receivers are usually like the divas of the Oh, I was looking at Brelsworth. Is that his name? Brelsford? Yeah. Brelsford. Yeah. Yeah. I don't mind him. What was the other one? I don't mind him. You know? He gives. A big He gives. That's a big boy. You know. That's a big boy. Yeah. That's know what a big though, with those eyes eight. Okay. With those eyes eight. With the eyes. How do you spell the other one? Conception, c o n c e p t I o n. Yeah. K his first name is or he goes by Casey. I don't know what his first real first name is. I'm just putting Casey. Conception. Texas A and M wide receiver. Oh. Well, the rating went. Oh. My god. Okay. Wow. What was that with your feet? I kicked my feet. What the hell, bro? Yeah. You know what? Yeah. Casey, you're Wow. The He gets a nine. Casey Conception. Is the highest ranking. Is the highest ranking we've got all day. So You know, the Browns really pulled it through. That sounded crazy. I met the team. I met Cleveland Browns. I met the Cleveland Browns really pulled it through. The Browns pulled it through. It's crazy. Alright. Now I'm in. And you know that's not what I the three worst draft we get. Oh my god. First up would be the Jacksonville Jaguars. Listen, they did very good last year. I wanna just say this, they did great last year. But they were reaching all over the place for just absolutely horrible reaches and unnecessary reaches like Regis from Texas A and M. He could have been picked in the third round, where they reached for Husky from Maryland who could have picked been picked, excuse me, where they picked Cameron from Baylor. Everyone's starting to see what I'm saying here. They just were reach, reach, reach, reach, reach. Is it Cam Little? No. No. No. Not Cam Little. I was gonna say, I'm like Cam Little. No. No. No. His last his last name is Cameron, c a m e r o n, and he played for Baylor. I forget what position. See and, like, this is the thing. I forgot what position he played, and then I think Regis plays offensive line or defensive line. I could be wrong. And then the Husky guys definitely offensive line. And it's that yes. That is his last name, h u s k e Okay. Because I I just looked up Cameron and I was like, this white boy? He might be. No. Nope. Josh Cameron is not white. No. Josh Cameron is not white. You're right. No. No. No. Oh my. No. He's not. Essentially, fell in love. We're gonna move right along. Seems to me like they fell in love with their guys, and they were gonna pick them no matter where they were at because they just were like, fuck it. We're gonna go with this guy. He's still on the board. That's my guy. We're gonna go. And it was just a reach a thon for, for Jacksonville. And I think I don't know, value wise, I just don't I didn't really understand it. I didn't really get it. So ratings? She is she is Google searching over here. I'm trying to find a new husband. Yep. My boo. My boo. So I'm trying to find Husky right now. Husky Maryland. Just type in Husky Maryland University. I was gonna say, I could do it, I think. Well, I'm just not I don't care what they look like. No, you don't. I do. Ugh. Everybody for the Jaguars has their helmet on, so I can't actually see who they are. They're four, a two. If I can't see who you are, you're a two to me because that means you don't wanna be seen. Oh, I'm sorry. Jalen Husky from Maryland, he was a he looks like a DB. Alright. I found Josh Cameron without a helmet. Okay. Five. Jalen Husky is a safety, my bad. Yeah. Listen That's a five. Okay. Again, these He just places looks like he'd be horrible to me. Oh. Woah. I gotta be honest. Alright. Horrible to you? It's the face. It's like the it's the face. It's the mean mugging. It's like, why you gotta do that? It's the face. It's the face. Next up. Say what I said. Facts. You got it. I don't want no problems. Next up actually gives me great joy. They're in the NFC North. And although the Bears did have a pretty good, draft, I won't talk about them. They were in the, like, top 10 to me of draft picks that the guy from Oregon, I forget his name, they he he's gonna be a problem. I'll remember his name later when he's trying to sack my quarterback or whatever. But that's not what we're talking about this time. We're talking about the Vikings. The Vikings had some very questionable picks like the defensive lineman, Caleb Banks, who is a great athlete. Don't get me wrong. He's gonna be he's probably gonna be end up being a problem and kick me in the ass for this. But he's coming off of a major injury, like major ACL or knee injury or something like that. Most likely ACL or MCL, whatever the case would be. And he was picked in the first round. Their fans were pissed. And then and then they were just continued to making more head scratching moves after head scratching moves. They were all over the place. They they drafted I mean, just for example, I wanna keep this brief because fuck the Vikings. They picked a fullback. We don't even use fullbacks like that. You could have brought him from the practice squad. You with the fifth pick, they picked up a a a fullback. I I don't I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't I don't get it. But Caleb Downs, ma'am, or Banks, excuse me. He gives six energy just by this picture alone. Six. I would I really I'm gonna take a screenshot of this actually and send it to you. So you you put this in. I will honestly say that literally, there were a lot of personalities in the draft. Yeah. There were a lot of personalities in the draft. There was an offensive lineman dancing after he got picked in his little they had a video. He was dancing doing this shit. It there were a lot of people like, bro, what the fuck is going on? But a lot of I liked it. A lot of the players were showing their personality and it's not all kill, kill, kill He looked like he was turning to the camera saying, bitch, what? What'd you say? Yeah. He was probably surprised he got picked so early. Jesus Christ. You get sicks energy. And last and probably least, I feel conflicted saying this because my dad is is a fan of them, so is one of my nephews. But the Steelers, the Pittsburgh Steelers absolutely, I don't know if they just got rattled by the fact that they got jumped. First, they got jumped on their first round pick by the Eagles who they drafted Lemon. Pittsburgh was actually on the phone with Lemon while Philly was calling and doing the and did the trade and jumped up to get Lemon. So after that, they lose out on Lemon from USC in like I said, in a wild fashion. Literally, Lemon's on the phone talking about, why is Philly calling me? Then it was like they recovered and and built a little bit of depth as far as with with, offensive line. Then it was reach after reach after reach. And a strange pick, to me, I did like the pick, but it was kind of a reach because no I don't think anybody had this quarterback on their on their radar in the draft. I liked the Alar pick. I thought Alar would be in the Heisman race, from, Penn State, but it was kinda high to me for him. Nobody was really looking at him to be drafted in the top five four rounds. Like, he was injured, you know, things like that. So I I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But to me, the Steelers just had a lot of like, okay. But we'll see. Steelers are typically pretty good at drafting gyms, diamonds in the rough if you will. So we'll see. Did you wanna rate any of their drafted players? Alar is Caucasian, so you probably won't like him. White boy of the month, honestly. White boy of the month. That's crazy. Just from this picture. The month, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good picture. You know, white boy of the month. I'll give him white boy of the All right, white boy of the month. Not from this one. Nah, that's crazy. Nah, nah, nah. He has You gotta put the headband and the pads and He needs to look like he did something. Based on that picture and that picture alone, I will give him an eight. What? Yeah, white boy of the month. Wow. As long as he's not White you boy of the month's got got they got a chance. Depends on what white boy has said in But the at this point, knowing nothing about him. An eight. Alright. Now on to hockey because, know, those are my by the way, those are my best and worst picks or worst draft weekends. Mean, you know, listen, I could be wrong. Again, it's not an exact science, but it's now, you know, let's time let's time talk hockey, man. Fuck that shit. Hockey has been amazing. I feel like it's been nothing but fights. Every time I turn on the TV at the end of the game, they wanna fight. In the beginning of the game, wanna fight. End of a period, they wanna fight. It doesn't matter. Stars lose them one Stars lost one game to the Minnesota Wild at at Minnesota. They did win one. It seems like every single game has been going to OT for them. It's really kinda concerning. Philly is going to beat the Penguins, which if you follow hockey, you're probably like, yeah, we knew that. Really not a shocker. But Philly's mascot, Philly Flyer's mascot, I think his name is Gritty. Am I I I think it's Gritty. Yeah. Gritty. He has stole the show. He is funny as hell. He they have let him just absolutely get all the way in and fit to the culture of Philly sports fandom so so well. This man is chasing people in, boss or sorry, Pittsburgh, jerseys down the hall, throwing penguins. I mean, he's just all over the place. All over the place. Battle of Pennsylvania is gonna go down as one of the weakest battles we've seen, because Pittsburgh ain't got shit for it. Well, pit it's right now three two. Who? Pitt? Pittsburgh or Penguins won today. Oh, okay. Okay. Series one. Philly three. Now okay. So now it started because it was three one. Yeah. And I was like, shit. Philly, the way they've been playing Mhmm. It's gonna be four one real quick. But alright. I digress. I take that back. Thanks, Brie, for saving me because TikTok TikTok been killing me lately. But I will say, Gritty is phony. Gritty is hilarious. Gritty Gritty is Litty. He literally has just become a star. He might be one of my favorite mascots right now. You know the purple guy from McDonald's? Mhmm. Mhmm. That's his cousin. Grimace? Grimace. Grimace and Gritty gritty Mhmm. Are the same person in my mind. Just different colors, different fonts, if you will. No way. If we saw Grimace acting a fool like Gritty, no way. No way. It's the same person. If gritty alright. If Grimace was running down Wendy. I would laugh. I'd like, why is Grimace? Grimace if Grimace was beating up chicken in his hand. Yeah. He was beating up, not Ronald McDonald. Who's the Burger King people? Oh. The king? The king. If if Grimace was beating up the king and throwing him down a flight of stairs, you would laugh still. Oh, yeah. I'd be like, yeah. You did you see the girl she has a fear of mascots. Oh, no. What? In she went to the Pittsburgh game. So she was At Pittsburgh, At Pittsburgh, Gritty was there. Yeah, Gritty was And definitely he stayed in their suite just to scare her. That's amazing. She was just sitting in front of her and every once in a while I would turn around and just stare at her and then turn back to the game. It was fantastic. That's fantastic. I do think honestly, I do think though, like, this just paves the way for a lot of the fans and mascots to get I mean, fans to get more involved and more of the viral stuff. Social media has made it so, so adapting and and and, we have embraced the socially acceptable. Thank you. We have embraced the craziness of being a fan. Like, we've realized now, oh, we're fanatics. We're just we're just normal people that lose our minds for our sports teams, and that's okay. And Gritty and other mascots have brought it to life that in ways that I just kudos to them for that. Anaheim is pulling on pulling off the upset I did not see coming. I didn't see the Oilers getting wiped out in the first round. And if it does happen, because it's very possibly gonna happen because it's three one, do we have to start having the conversation about McDavid possibly being a fraud or leaving the Oilers in general? Now I was told that I'm crazy for even thinking that because he is like he wants to be like Gretzky and stay at the same place for a long time even though Gretzky was an islander as well as a king. But I think he got traded. I'm not sure. I don't don't hockey here history historians don't don't don't kill me. I don't know. Alright? I I don't know. But it is one of the most interesting stories in the hockey playoffs except for Buffalo. Buffalo Sables are about to beat Boston four to one, and they are fucking amazing. The fans are ready. The the franchise is ready. They've only been to the finals twice in their entire existence. One in the seventies, once in the nineties, and I as I again, I don't know for sure, historians don't kill me, but in the nineties, they lost in heartbreak fashion. And they are back for blood twenty five to thirty years later, and man, Buffalo fans along with Philly fans, there ain't shit like them and I love it. They dress up this little, figure that, you know, the the that you see in the karate and jujitsu places. The the you don't know what I'm talking about. The the dummy, the guy has the sand at the bottom or the water at the bottom, and they just constantly beat him up with a Bruins jersey on. It's it's it is nothing like you've ever seen, and shout out to Buffalo for continuing to show fans what you should be doing as a drunken fan. And and now, it's time for the beer flight of the night. First up, we have Saint Arnold's oh, I'm losing a can. I'm losing a can. Saint Arnold's Brewing Company Lemon and Grapefruit Citrus Shandy. Beer with a twist. It is 4.5% light bodied, sweet, lemony, crushable. Look at this. Oh my god. Doesn't even look like a beer. Why what is this what's the difference between a shandy and like a sour? So a shandy is technically a how do I put this? Very fruity. Yeah. Sorry. It's like a lager Mhmm. In a or a Scottish ale Mhmm. With lemonade in it. That explains a lot here. So very fruity, you can smell the grapefruit, you can kinda even smell the tangerine. No. Yeah. Tangerine. Close. Yeah. Any kind of citrus. Very citrusy. Tastes like lemonade almost like yeah. Tastes very lemonade ish esque with a little splash of grapefruit in there. I like it. Next up, we have My favorite. Reset me up for failure here. Drecker Brewing Company. It is brunch bubs Mimosa Sour. It is 5%. Mhmm. It is this new Mimosa Sour carefully conjured by our brewing wizards. It is orange champagne. That's it. It ear doesn't smell like oranges. Smells like a sour. Smells almost like like a soda. Yeah. Like a Fanta. Like a fan Sun Kiss, if you will. Oh. Yellow sun kiss? Mhmm. K. Yellow. You mean orange? No, they have yellow too. Okay. But yellow is pineapple. This is orange. Well, it doesn't smell like oranges. Anyway, whatever. It's what a mimosa is. I know what a mimosa is. Oh my god. This might be top three of sours. It's so good. It is really good. It tastes like a soda. It, this is dangerous. This is definitely, this is one of those like bottomless mimosa kind of sundaes you're just like, fuck, how did I get so drunk? Yep. And yeah, so this, yeah, that's that's this in a can. Like, this is crazy. He gets it. Yeah. Facts. Because this is really good. Jesus. Next up, we have Firestone Walker Brewing Company. It is the Sunglider Golden Lager. We've got a ghost. I don't know what that was. That was crazy. 5%. Yeah. Crisp refreshing golden lager brewed in California with hops from Oregon. Oh. Bringing back my Oregon ducks. Listen, it smells like a lager. It's it's it's there's no distinctive flavors or anything like that. Just very beer. Okay. Crisp, clean, lager. Lager. There's nothing too crazy about it. But here's the thing, I will say, on the back end, on the aftertaste if you will, it has a little bit of a twang to it. Maybe that's the Oregon water. But, no shots at Oregon, but I've been there in craziness. But, yeah. So I don't know. I like it. It's clean. It's crisp. There's nothing, you know, too crazy about it. If you just want a good beer on a cool summer evening, that's your go to. Yeah. Pretty easy. Nothing, nothing Normal beer. Yeah. Next up, we have Bitter Sisters family trip. It is a Belgian style tripel ale. It is 10.1%. Jesus. It is a Belgian triple with fruity notes, sweetness, fun Light for bodied, smooth. Yep. Enjoyable. Smells weird. What kind of fruit does it smell like? Because it doesn't I don't smell smell fruit. Oh. Yeah. I don't that's see, that's the thing is it well, maybe like, I hate to say it like that, but rotting apples? Oh. Like old apples? Has anybody you ever smelled that? Can't say. I have. Oh. Or no, what's those, the horse apples? What's the the the green bubble Crabapples? Crabapples. Thank you. The only reason why I know that is because of Scooby Doo. Strange. Did you ever see that one movie where it was like Shaggy and Scooby and then Scrappy Doo was evil? So Okay. The smell is deceiving. No, I don't know anything about that movie. No, alright. The show I know about, but Crabapples, it gave me that smell. But the taste, the smell deceived me. The taste is really good. It's not it's not one of those triple l's or triple's ales that are just really pungent, pugment? Pungent. Pungent and make you kinda like, oh, bitter, you know, not a bitter beer face but kinda like, I was I was kinda questioning life choices. This is actually really smooth and really really I could drink a couple of these. Although, I would take it easy because 10% is wild. Beer of tonight's beer flight. Brunch buzz. Brunch buzz. It's yeah. It's brunch it's brunch buzz. Mean, come on, man. This thing is crazy. This right here is gonna get me in a lot of trouble. I'm gonna go get me a 12 pack of this and just get drunk by the pool because it's this is what that is for. This should be celebrated. This shouldn't be drunk on a I regular bought this because it's my favorite. I didn't think you would like it. Oh, so you thought I was gonna get it. For myself. Yeah. See? I told y'all. She set me up. I saw the sour on the can, and I was like, oh, this is bullshit that she bought for herself. But listen. That that yeah. That's Nails. That shit is fire. I'm not gonna lie. Shout out to Drecker Brewing Company. They are top three in the sour game right now with that one. Don't get it twisted. There wasn't a bad one on beer flight, but that one is. Yeah, it's giving mimosas on a Sunday. And now, it's time for the beer goggles of the week and fans can be jackasses and drunken fans can be even worse than jackasses just like these oiler fans. I'm sorry, what is stop fighting going to do? I don't know. It's like, it's like like a a Honest to God truth, I was thinking, I was like, in my head I thought, Jesus Christ, he's annoying. I would probably turn and punch him in the face like, It's shut like a celebrity, like, I love when celebrities stand up for things that are right and wrong and stuff. But when they do nothing, it's like, stop the fighting. What are you doing? I'm sorry. How are you contributing at all to this? Standing in a corner going, stop fighting. My Did you ever watch Glee? No. No? Okay. There's a very specific scene in the show. Okay. It's where the three main cheerleaders, because it's based in high school. Mhmm. And it's between Santana, this girl named Britney, and this girl named Quinn. Santana and Quinn are fighting. Britney is, the stereotypical dumb blonde. Aw. Fuck. Yeah. But, like, it's early two thousands TV shows. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So she's like, I don't know math. Like, she's one of those. And she's standing in the corner going, stop the violence as they're fighting each other. So it gives the same as that. Canadians just typically are not violent people. Canadians are not violent people. And you can tell because first off, he was trying to fight another Oilers fan with a different style jersey hoodie on or whatever and then his friend pulled him back and because they were so drunk and angry, I guess because they're losing to Anaheim, excuse me, they started fighting each other. Now, if you saw the video or if you heard the video, when he said good punch, was literally getting broken up. They were getting broken apart from the guy that just kept saying stop fighting and his homeboy with the hat on just straight cocks back and just lands like a great punch. And you gotta be pretty drunk to say, good punch, aye, after you get hit in the face that cleanly. Yeah. It it it gives beer goggles all day. Like, bruh, y'all need to put the beers down and get back to watching his ass. But they're so kind. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Like Yeah. That was great, man. It was a great punch. Yeah. Job. Yeah. Just keep hockey fighting it, you know? And all the, workers in the back are like, I'm just gonna move this fucking shit out of the way. Then the security guard that came over at the inn was so old. I was sitting there thinking in my head like, what is he gonna do? And he grabbed old boy up. He was like, get on the ground. Get on the ground. He's like, who keeps grabbing me? And I'm like, sitting there, wait. Time out, fam. You do you don't even realize security grabbing you? Like, you keep grabbing me, stop grabbing. I'm like bro, security has you in a choke hold, shut the hell up. And yeah, he just, I don't know, drunk, just absolute drunk. Next up, we have, some are calling this the melee in Minnesota, which is insane to say because Minnesota a lot like Canada is very polite and nice and stuff like that. And like I said, at the end of the game of the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Denver Nuggets, there was a there was a grabbing or or shoving match basically brawl at the end of the game because Jokic didn't like somebody trying to score at the end of the game. Well, almost simultaneously, like taking their notes from Jokic, there was a fight in the stands at the same exact time. So they are now calling this the melee in Minnesota. Pure madness. Just absolute madness. Was not expecting was not expecting that in the stands at the same exact like the camera guy didn't even know who to watch because it was just insanity going on. Oh man, fans we gotta do better. And that was beer fly or excuse me, that was beer goggles of the night. And now it's time for the six pack of the week And this dunk by Dylan Harper, man, is nasty because of how much he had to do to get around and he passed up a defender and then went around the rim defender to dunk on the rim defender. Absolute craziness. Sharp. And right here, Dylan Harper goes up, making pops proud right there with the left hand. Hanging the air jam over Robert Williams. Yeah. Wemby can't believe it. That's a nice time to have a career high. It is. Wemby D Wade went crazy. Nah. Yeah. Facts. Like, listen. San Antonio, I think people forgot how stacked they really were and how much talent they have on that team. So, next up, and this this comeback is gonna be the reason that to me and my whole wholehearted fandom heart, this is why the Lakers deserve to win this series just because of this coming. How as a Houston Rockets player do you let this l happen? You should not have lost this game. Like, everybody who watched this game probably turned it off early with forty seconds to go because it was over. It was over. Rockets are gonna be able to close this one out, or maybe not. Smart steps in front. Smith just had to get it to his teammate, and a foul is torn. It's a six point Houston lead. And there was no nobody voting Jabali Smith with the ball. Wow. He jumped way too early on the Rockets closing it out. They will go to the back court, and Shepard James is there to greet him. Second body, Hachimura, and he turns it over. Get it ahead for James. Slaps it over to Kanord. Lakers are down by three for the tie. It's gone. LeBron James has money. Here this season, you can close these out. It's got a little sloppy for the Lakers, but LeBron James knocking down the three this fourth of the night. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. And then they would win in overtime one zero eight to like one zero five. Houston ought to be fucking ashamed of themselves because there's no way that you let a team come back down by six in the last forty seconds of the game. Lakers deserve Lakers deserve to win this series. It doesn't even matter. And this footwork is insane. Soccer, oh my god. I'm so excited for the World Cup. Oh, I'm so excited. Soccer, if you have been paying attention to the season, which is a long ass season, Arsenal, Real Madrid, Barcelona, like, if you're paying attention to all the soccer going around, it has been some phenomenal games going on and some phenomenal footwork going on. But this footwork is is is insane. Splitting the defenders, crossing up another, like I mean crossing up where he fell on the ground and then crossing up the goalie and putting him in a blender to score without having to do a hard kick at all. Absolute, absolute cinema. Easy easy easy money. I mean he put my man slid across like five yards by him then got up and still got crossed up and split again. Bruh, that's crazy. But not as crazy as this one handed man in a fight. He beat this dude with both arms. He has he's missing a hand but he has both arms. And he beat this dude one handed and did it in the first round. This is insane. Man, look at this guy. He just dropped him. Wow. Wow. He dropped him. What a warrior. Mister Great. Marvin Mawks. First off, I just wanna say this dude does not look like a fighter at all. One arm or one hand, excuse me, and bruh, did not look like he was super in shape, did not look like he's had he don't have no mushroom ears, he don't have none of that And he just absolutely pummeled old boy and oh my god. That shit was crazy. And listen, I mentioned the Philly mascot earlier and I stand by the fact that he is a menace and he is a viral sensation that should continue to be studied. Continue all the mascots need to take a page from this book because this is great. Gritty is Litty and beating up penguins. Philly fans loving it every single step of the way. And he did it again. But this time, whoever did this, whoever came up with this idea, just genius. He did it again, but now the penguins in the crutches and bandages, he threw them again. Gritty is lit, man. I yeah. I just, I love that mascot man. He's fire. And that was six pack of the week and now it's time for the Conversations at the Keg. I I debated if I wanted to talk about this, but I do gotta talk about this. This viral sensation, this wanna go viral sensation, is it worth it nowadays? Because I feel like attention is our new drug. Remember we used to have crackheads on the street? We used to have Used to. We used to have heroin addicts everywhere. We used to we used to have real drug addicts. Now we got people with phones. Everybody's got a phone searching for that viral moment. There's a video and I refuse to play this video, but look it up. There is a dude in Houston at a looks to be a day party, pool party, some sort, putting his face in what seems to be a stranger, strange woman, stranger's ass, yes, ass, and proceeds to like motorboat her butt cheeks. Then First of all, that's assault. She agreed to it. Okay. Because I I I saw the whole video. Like, it was, like, five minutes long of craziness. You sold him shake hands. Yes. You committed five minutes of your life to this? Because I was concerned. I was like, bro, first off, what if that girl, like, got a boyfriend? You know, what whatever. She agreed to it wholeheartedly. Not the pink guy. Wholeheartedly. That's crazy. Insanity. After they shake hands, he proceeds to do the, you know, the whole thing, motorboating the butt cheeks. And mind you, she's in a bathing suit. So he's he's getting all up in there. That's this is just all up in there. Pink eye and whatever else. And then he decides to say, you know what? I'm a double down. I'm gonna put her toes in my mouth. Foot fetishes is weird. I'm listen. I'm cool with the foot fetishes. Do your thing. I'm not saying I like that. I don't do feet. Do your thing. No. Do you now the sirens in the background, I said do your thing. But but I'm not first of, I'm not sticking no stranger's feet in my mouth. Second of all, I'm not sticking nobody's feet that are bare at a party outside in my mouth. In the wild. In the wild. In my mouth to go viral. Like, ain't no there's no reason. So there was quite there was a, like, a video app, like, why would you what what was you thinking? Were you drunk? Blah blah blah. You know what this fool said? He knew it would go viral. He knew it would go viral. What? You just stuck your nose, mouth, face into a woman you just met, butt cheeks, booty hole, and whatever other glory hole, and then sucked her toes. You don't know where she's been. You know who she's been with. You don't know what she's standing on because she was at a a level above him on a like bench or something like, bro. Houston. Houston. We got problems. We got problems, Houston. Austin's the one that's supposed to be weird. Right. Like, Houston. Y'all supposed to be the lit city where we can get good food. We can go to good hookah lounges, shit like that. Y'all wilding out. Like, we expect we expect this from little brother Austin. We expect this from them. Even San Antonio. No. San Antonio was San Antonio, other things going on, but we're going away. We're move right past that. But Houston, we gotta do better. What are we doing? I don't understand why you would think that this was okay. And there's certain things that just are not worth going viral for. This is one of them. You having fun. I get it. Bruh. But what? In a stranger's booty? Come on, man. I just had to get that. I had to get that off because I'm like, bro, I'd be going to day parties and I swear to God, if I woulda seen some shit like that, I woulda threw my beer. Like, what's the limit? That Like, that's crazy. That's the limit. Dude, I dancing understand people wanting to go viral. Dancing, wilding out, making looking like you having sex on the dance floor, fine. That is perfectly normal. We used to do that shit when we was fucking growing up. But to put your face in a stranger's private area Mhmm. You don't listen. God forbid that girl went to the bathroom and some dude sit I'd right with her laugh more, if anything. She might have farted, you know, like, what the like, what are we doing? I don't I I just I am I am Flabbergasted. Thank you. You're welcome. I'm taken aback. I am yes. I am absolutely fucking I got secondhand embarrassment. I was like, bro, what are you doing? I wouldn't do that to my girl in public like that. Like, hell no. What do we do? Like, it's never that serious, but whew, man. Man. I don't know. Next up, did you hear about this Texas Tech, guy that or Texas Tech quarterback? He's going to rehab for gambling. You know, good for him. Facts. So should you. I I was talking to somebody on the phone and they were like, what are you doing? I was watching Twitter poker videos. My new favorite thing to do right time were you watching these? It was late Saturday night. But listen At what time again, I asked. It was late Saturday night. That's all I'm saying. I'm like, at 1PM, you got a problem. The guy that they they're they're the guys that are doing them, they are doing they are doing them to the videos every single video is, like, to Frank Sinatra, My Way. I did it my way. Love that song first. Love me love me some Frank Sinatra, know, truth be told. People don't know that. But when when they Were triple platinum in my house? Well, my yeah. Triple Platinum. My way and New York and there's another fuck. What's the other song? Him and Lady Gaga are really close too. Were. Were. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, Frank, he had another he had a anyway, I'll think of it later. But they do the poker. You can see their cards. You know what I'm saying? Like, they're doing it with their meta glasses or whatever, and they're playing and these crazy pots and how to play poker kinda situations happen and like they're they're with the song in the background and the little meme or faces like the the what you mean by that? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, they I'm a send you one of the videos. I'm a send you one of the videos because literally they are so addicting. And it's like, as a gambler, I'm sitting there like, oh, there's no way the flop is gonna hit. It hit it like, for instance, there was a three two. The guy had a three two card. He had 32 card. Right? No. I'm like, does he have a number 3 and a number two? A number 3 and a number two Okay. Thank you. I'm sorry. Alright. Number three, I see. Get excited. Don't know. Like, he only has two cards in his four, and a five. So he's got a straight. Okay. So he can go in because technically ace is one. Technically. Technically. At the end of the day He has a four we'll say he has three he has two, three, four, five. Okay. So he bets and it's playing Frank Sinatra in the background the whole time. Okay. And then he's doing the like, he like, the guy, he throws out a bet. I'm literally imagining Harley Quinn. Okay. Okay. I'm Because of the Yeah. Retreating. Follow. Yeah. Yeah. Follow. I hear you. I hear you. Then the guy that he goes he's going against, the only person that's left in the the the group or the circle or the table or the table, if you will, he goes he calls the bet. And like, as he's calling the bet, like there's these little memes, like, you know, those funny faces memes where people are all like shocked or weird face, the dog that the German Shepherd that are the Oh yeah. That one dog that goes Like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So the Datsun that looks at him is like, what you mean? Mhmm. He does that in between those things. Right? Then Like he queues them up? Or Yes. He has them in the video. He has them in the he pulls them up in the video in between. Cause poker can be like so for instance, if I call like, if I throw out chips, right, and I say $500 bet, you could take twenty minutes before you call it. So he's just scrolling on his phone. He's so For twenty minutes. Well, no. They're they're sitting there looking at each other most likely. And he looked at me and I looked at him. But right. But he's instead of showing the full twenty minutes, he kinda clips it and he clips it with those No. No. No. He clips it with those memes. Thought this was a live situation. No. Jesus Christ, no. That would we'd be I would be fucked for hours. That's why I was confused. No. No. No. My bad. So these are hot these are more like highlight clips. Okay. So long story short, because this this got long. He calls, whatever the case would be, another card comes out what they call the turn. Okay. So the turn is like the fourth card that comes out because you get it's five cards that come out from the dealer. You have two, then you get five cards that come out from the dealer. And then you gotta make five of your cards beat the other guy's five cards. Okay. It's a long story. We'll we'll do this later off off air. Anyway. I'm like A card that goes is I think it was like a jack or something stupid. It was a face card. Go fish come in. Where's the uno? The river hits and it's a six. And Okay. So he has 123456. 6. Right. So now he's got a full straight and it's like Full house if you will. Straight. We don't the full houses are two and three. This is too much information. Yeah. See. Yeah. This is why you know what? Fuck it. It was a great hand. It was a miracle hand, but it was so invigorating because I literally had goosebumps because I was hearing Frank in the background, memes on the visual, and I was like, there's no way he's gonna win this fucking game. Takes up your time? Yes. And sports clips. Okay. And and sports what what? What? What? Listen. I don't need help. K? I don't I was supposed to say that. I don't lose a bunch of money. Matter of fact, I just won some I've won some money on the NBA play I've been winning on the NBA playoffs. I thought you weren't betting on that anymore. I don't like how you're shaming me right now. I'm just wondering because you literally said I don't like how you're shaming me right now. We are in public. I can Shame me in brand new in front of company. We are on camera. Call me out later. Yes. I started gambling NBA again. Playoffs are different, though. I'm not doing props. I'm not doing props because I'm not doing props because Wimby went out and I got screwed. And then Castle, just yeah. Anyway, long story short. So gambling. He admitted that he has a problem, and he checked himself in a rehab. The Texas Tech quarterback. Not me. Me. Not yet. We'll get to that. Not me. But my question, and maybe I'm cynical, how far did he go when he to to realize he had a problem? Were you throwing games, motherfucker? Were you like, that is where my brain immediately went. What do you mean you checked yourself in a rehab? I would assume because I would assume he didn't throw games. I would assume he would be better than that. Bullshit. My assumption is is that all the money he got from what's it called again? NIL. NIL. Mhmm. He gambled it away. That would be my thought. Alright. My only problem with this theory is, first off, Texas Tech quarterback because if Texas Texas Tech quarterback, you get like a mil. Okay. At least a mil. But if this Texas Tech quarterback was throwing games, don't you think they would've thrown him off the team instead of sending He him to didn't the team didn't send him to rehab. He himself checked himself in a rehab. So wouldn't the team, like, being like, why are you into rehab? Do you think he would be honest? Or do you think he would have lied? Because if he was honest, he wouldn't be on the team anymore. Yeah. Coaches in the school, like, did they like kick him off He's in rehab. No. I mean, he's in rehab. He admitted he had a gambling problem and he checked For himself in a like, this off season, do you think he's gonna come back? That's my question. If he comes back, then you're right. Yeah. If he doesn't come back That was a little spacistus. If he doesn't come back, which quite possibly could be because, like, they don't they can't trust him and an addict is an addict. You know what I'm saying? But my thing is though, how because here's the thing. Right? Different addiction, whether it be drugs, whether it be porn, whether it be sex, whether it be Alcohol. Alcohol, whether it be any type of addiction, lot of peep majority of people do not have the self consciousness to figure out I have a problem Yeah. I need to fix it before they hit rock bottom. Mhmm. So what was his rock bottom? Because if you are the starting quarterback, which I don't know if he was starting or not, but I think he was starting. Because I don't really pay attention to Texas Tech. Nobody cares. My dad would have another opinion on that. That's fine. Papa Bre, where's the playoff tickets? That's all I'm saying. Anyway I told you about that. But they play oh, they played tonight too, didn't they? No. Tomorrow night. Tomorrow night. What's he But talking he doesn't have tickets for tomorrow. No. He's selling the tickets for tomorrow. Let me text him. Continue with your I'd getting I'd be getting bamboozled. This is my addiction, dude. Abuse is my addiction, apparently. Apparently, abuse is my addiction. No. But oh, I can't go tomorrow night. I'm going to the Yankees Rangers game. My bad. A disregard. Anyway, I just wanna know what his rock bottom was. Say shit. I can't say shit. I missed it. I blew it. It is what it is. But I can't but here's the thing. Right? My question is, what was his rock bottom? How did he know he was at rock bottom? I That's think why I think he got rid of all of his NIL money, because he had no money left. Because it's been a while since the season has ended. Just saying. I call bullshit. I call he was getting ready to get flagged by one of the mafia members that have him fucking in a choke hold right now because he was gambling and he had to throw games and he felt like he was gonna get caught and he checked himself in a rehab to to to lessen the blow if it does come to that. Never betting on Texas Tech again. Never. Matter of fact, I wanna go back on my records and look. I bet Texas Tech last season. I don't think you ever did. I mean, not on the show, but personally I might have. I gotta double check. I'm a check. I keep records. I'm like, what's the dude from casino? That Robert De Niro play. I keep a book. I keep a book log like, oh, fuck him. I'm never betting on him again. No? Yeah. No. Did you have anything? Oh, stagecoach. Yes. The country the country show. First off, it was a country show. It was. Also, I was wrong about one thing. You admitted to being wrong. Yeah. My dad texted me. Actually, I didn't admit. My dad did. It was not Three Crosses, Three Wooden Crosses and not Darius Rucker. It's Randy Travis. I received that text last night and I just said, he said, Three Wooden Crosses, Randy Travis, not Darius Rucker. I said, okay, dot dot dot, because I didn't know what he was talking about. Because as we've texted earlier today, I have dementia. Which by the way, that you do not have dementia, first off. Let's just first off, you laughed at the thing I said about creatine. Look it up. No. I did. I'm like, I my memory is a fish. Like a goldfish? Yeah. Oh my god. And then I said, oh. And then I said, still like Darius Rucker. And then he said stagecoach is a country festival. And I said, that's so weird because they had pit bull. They did have pit bull. But you know what's crazy though? Then he said cruising with an exclamation point. And yet I was still confused. So I said, what? Mind you, I'm in bed. He's clearly watching the show. He's watching the show. Yeah. He told me he's watching the show. And I'm in bed and he said, mom and I found that funny. I said, I don't even remember what this was. And then he said, learning about cruise control. And I went, oh, yeah. You right. My bad. When I tell you, I don't remember anything once I leave these walls. You know Once these walls are left, I asked I asked one of my my younger cousin who just went to prom. Shout out to all the prom, all the young kids that went out and had prom, this past weekend or the week, last week and shit. It was some amazing, shout out to them and parents. It's graduation week, man. Cry your cry your eyes out. It's coming. But I asked my I asked both my I asked two of my cousins. One of my cousins that's a senior prom, does he know what cruise control is? He was like, he looked at me stupid. And I could see the stupid look on his face because he was like, is this like, is this a trick question? Is this a trick question? Like this is like my girl asking me who's this and you kind of trying to figure out damn, which girl's Instagram did I like? You know what I'm saying? Like that kinda yeah. Then I asked my girl cousin. Mhmm. She's a little younger and I said, you know you know what cruise control is. Right? She hung up in my face. She hung up in your face. She said stop she text and I text, I said, what the fuck? She said, stop playing on my phone. Yes. I know what a cruise control is. I wanna say, in my defense, In my defense. I didn't learn how to drive until I graduated high school. So disrespect that she hung up on my face. And I had to tell her, like, no. The girl that did a show where she didn't know what cruise control was. And, bro, she fucking she busted out. Let me I'm so sorry. I thought you was being disrespectful. My defense, and I need you to tell these people this. I was in tears. I was like, yo. I promise I was just asking to God. I didn't think you were dumb. I simply think that my cohost is dumber. I just I forgot. Oh my god. I'm crying real tears. Oh my god. I need it to be Bro, I that shit is funny as hell. I was like, what do you mean, you dumb nerd? My mind offense, I didn't know how to drive until I graduated high school. Me too. I figured out I figured out cruise control. In college for a year before I went to Disney. And I didn't have my car for that whole year of college. So I learned how to drive. Didn't have my car for a year. My car. Got my car to move to Florida. That shit was so funny. Was like, bro, I felt I felt like I did something wrong. I was like, damn. Like, what the fuck? I to explain it. Down that I didn't have a normal New York. York City. I didn't get my license until I joined the military. And I got my license overseas. Mhmm. So I'm driving on the other side of the road, you know, shit like that. But I knew what cruise control was. Like, I don't I don't think people realize how I did not have a normal driving experience that I've ever But told I, like, I just, I couldn't, like, again, I couldn't really explain it to everybody. Everybody was like, wait, what? Hold on. Time out. What you mean? And I was like, she said, she told her grandmother, I know you're cruising. And people was like, people was like, her grandmother didn't say nothing. No, her grandmother said nothing. They were like, her grandmother didn't check her. Like, what do you mean? I was like, bro, just follow me, follow me. And we just we got to the end of the story and they was like, yeah, nah, bro. Okay. I need this note. Just want you to know the family is talking about you. We love That's fine. We love you to death, but we was all concerned. But that's fine. I need them to know the story. We was all concerned. Ziggya, I you to lock in right now. My cousin was so mad at me though. She was like, don't play on my phone. I think I need you to lock the fuck in. I'm sorry. Go ahead. So I can explain the story so your family doesn't think I'm fucking stupid. Go ahead. Okay. So freshman year, halfway through the year, I fucking destroyed my knee, my right knee, the driving leg, Yes. If you Okay. Sophomore year, I was basically in a cast. Got it. Junior year ish, I had to get knee surgery again. That's the year you learn how to drive. Okay. Alright. That's valid. So my knee got fixed Mhmm. End of junior year, beginning of senior year. There was no point in learning how to drive until the end of senior year because my friends drove me at that point. Yeah. Fuck it. So friend end of senior year, I learned how to drive. Senior year between the summer of senior year and college, I learned how to drive, got my driver's license. College, no reason to have your car in college when you live on campus. Don't wanna pay that. What? Yeah, that was my parents' thought. So I didn't have my car for a full year of college. Came back, brought my car to college, was there for six months, went to Disney to work at Disney. And didn't have to drive. And then didn't have to drive. Got it. And then COVID hit, had to drive back to Texas. God, I forget how young you are. Jesus Christ. I know. Had to drive back to Texas. Grandma helped me drive back to Texas. Grandma taught me about cruise control. You see the chronological order of all of this? I was never taught this. I was taught to parallel So essentially essentially what happened was you were you've never made a long drive. Not at that point, now I When you in, now once you went back to Texas you had to know. See, because like, because the people always laugh always at went to Florida, No, cruise control, people always laugh at me because if I drive to Austin or Houston or anything like that, don't do cruise control because I'm flying. Like I'm trying to- Yeah, trying to get there as quick as Yeah, I'm trying to get there as quick as possible. But like, we had to drive, we drove to Missouri once and I did I had to do cruise control because it was like, I got a speeding ticket off top. And I was like, all right. So we're gonna find a safe speed to be at because I don't wanna get pulled over again. And so I did cruise control on the way there and then on the way back fuck that cruise control. But I'm glad I locked in because that is that explains a lot. I'm like, I need people to know I'm not a fucking idiot. I just had no time We to I will say this. We didn't all think, like because I was like, no. They were like, bro, is she alright? Like, I'm like, yeah. No. She's fine. She's not she reads. She's smart. She's smart. I like she's not, like, she's cool. She knows sports. She knows yeah. Like, she knows beer. She studies beer, motherfucker. Like, she gotta be okay. And then I was like Do I? I don't know about that one. She knows sports, she reads books, she No. Because the different shit with beer, you gotta know, like, ales and lagers and the shots and like, you just did it with the shandy and the sour today. Like Yeah. You gotta know those things. You have to have some type of comprehension level because that's not something you learn in school. That's not something you could just memorize and then you have to learn that shit. We were just concerned, like, has she not driven on the highway? Like, what do you mean? I was just like But I've always just put my foot on the gas. And we were just like, now it makes sense. Now when I go back, then I go talk to them, because we're gonna be at the graduation party next. When I go talk to everybody, or I call my cousin again, because she was mad. She was so mad. You're like, I have backstory now. I have backstory now. She She just hadn't hadn't been on the highway for a long time. Yep. That's that's why she didn't use the cruise control. Because my parents my parents my mom taught me how to drive for maybe a whole of ten Oh, wow. And then she got tired of trying to teach me how to drive. So she handed me over to my uncle I'm concerned. Who lives in the country and who does not give a flying fuck about nothing. So you just on the pedal. All on the pedal. So I learned from him. So So Yeah. So it makes a lot of sense. But Stagecoach is a country show. Thanks Papa Brie for bringing up that cruise control story. Because I wasn't even thinking about it until you said that. Yep. And I was like, bro, I completely forgot that I hit up. My peoples was like, yo, you know what cruise control is like, what's this? Oh my god. That was so great. Anyway, stage coach. Well, I'll say this. So my friend that went to Coachella also went to stage coach. It was also in LA or around about LA. Yeah. It's Palm Springs still, I think. Same shit. Right? Yeah. And she actually said she had a great time at both, but she had more fun at stage coach. Mhmm. Because I DM'd her and was like, bruh. So stagecoach is a real thing. And she was like, yeah, you know, blah blah. So I was like, because she models in LA and and all that. And then she basically was like, Coachella was dope because of the acts. Yeah. Stage coach was dope because it wasn't super packed. Mhmm. And it was just like good to great performances from everybody. Yeah. And she was like, she lost her voice. She was yeah. It was it was crazy. Yeah. And also stagecoach is one weekend, not two. Which Coachella used to be one weekend. Yeah. It's two now. Because of how How big it got. Big it got. But I'm sure stagecoach now. Stagecoach also kinda got canceled for a few hours because of the windstorm that was happening out there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, the weather has been absolutely dodgy. And it was for Pitbull too that it got canceled. And then later, it came back in Pitbull played later that night. Man, we're not upset about it. Dolly. Mister Worldwide, if you will. Mister three zero five. Anyway, the the was perfect. Dahli. Dahli. Oh, alright, man. This is beard thirty sports o'clock, and we know what cruise control is now. This is a Stolen Water Media production.