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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know y'all have a suit on the don giving
- 0:13Speaker 1: them like the million bucks things and its coves and
- 0:20Speaker 1: good to other. Please, I don't join jo. You gotta
- 1:01Speaker 1: turn you, you gotta turn to turn them out. You
- 1:43Speaker 1: got to turn them out to turn the water the
- 1:47Speaker 1: water go. Come come on your bah, I share will
- 2:03Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. Y'll listening to the voice, come
- 2:07Speaker 1: on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got
- 2:10Speaker 1: a radio show. I was. I had my head down
- 2:15Speaker 1: and it was thinking of what I wanted to say
- 2:18Speaker 1: this morning. But it kind of it's kind of be
- 2:23Speaker 1: something I've lived for a long time, and you know,
- 2:29Speaker 1: for a long time, you know, I had a lot
- 2:31Speaker 1: of faith in people. You know. It's strange too, because
- 2:34Speaker 1: you know, you know, my mother was a Sunday school teacher,
- 2:38Speaker 1: so of course I grew up around it, knowing the
- 2:42Speaker 1: scriptures and things like that. Not not a lot of them,
- 2:45Speaker 1: but you know, the ones I retained. But having her
- 2:49Speaker 1: as a mother was was a huge help and understanding
- 2:52Speaker 1: about faith. But even with that, as I grew up,
- 2:56Speaker 1: I began to put a lot of faith in people.
- 3:00Speaker 1: And you know, I figured, you know, just like everybody else,
- 3:03Speaker 1: you know, man if I could just meet this person,
- 3:06Speaker 1: or if I could just sit down with that person,
- 3:09Speaker 1: or man if I could just get this person to
- 3:11Speaker 1: hear my ideal, or man if if this person could
- 3:15Speaker 1: hear my track, or man if I could just get
- 3:18Speaker 1: this in the hands or somebody in the know. I was,
- 3:22Speaker 1: like everybody else, I thought that way. You know, I
- 3:25Speaker 1: actually thought that if I could get in a certain
- 3:27Speaker 1: situation with a certain person, that if a certain person
- 3:31Speaker 1: were to meet me, that you know, it could change
- 3:34Speaker 1: everything for me. Oh man, Oh how wrong I was?
- 3:39Speaker 1: Oh how wrong I was? How long did I spend
- 3:43Speaker 1: feeling that way? And how many of you out there
- 3:46Speaker 1: possibly have felt that way before? You know, like even
- 3:49Speaker 1: in a relationship, this is the person for me, and
- 3:52Speaker 1: you know, you just lay claim to that, you know,
- 3:55Speaker 1: not necessarily being a fact, but you just lay claim
- 3:58Speaker 1: to it. This is the person me, This is the
- 4:00Speaker 1: person that I want to spend the rest of my
- 4:03Speaker 1: life with. You know. Sometimes you know, we just lay
- 4:05Speaker 1: claim to stuff and it's not always what's in our
- 4:07Speaker 1: best interests or it's not always a fact, it's just
- 4:10Speaker 1: what we decided we want it. And I was guilty
- 4:13Speaker 1: of that, just like anybody else. And I spent a
- 4:16Speaker 1: lot of years in my life putting faith in people. Man,
- 4:20Speaker 1: if I could tell you anything this morning, it's to
- 4:23Speaker 1: stop putting your faith in people and put your faith
- 4:27Speaker 1: in God where it counts the most. I mean, you
- 4:30Speaker 1: can get something out of this one. See, here's a
- 4:32Speaker 1: deal about a relationship with God. It's the same all
- 4:36Speaker 1: the time. He never changes. His word is one percent absolute.
- 4:41Speaker 1: His word doesn't have loopholes in it, none of that.
- 4:44Speaker 1: It's this is what it is. He's very clear. Now,
- 4:48Speaker 1: you can deviate off your end at a bargain, but
- 4:52Speaker 1: it don't stop what he says from being true. But
- 4:56Speaker 1: if he asks you to do something, if God asks
- 4:58Speaker 1: you to be a certain way, to do a little
- 5:01Speaker 1: something a certain way, and you don't do it that way,
- 5:03Speaker 1: then you know you could still possibly get by for
- 5:08Speaker 1: a while. But don't you understand that his end of
- 5:11Speaker 1: the deal stays the same, And as long as you're
- 5:14Speaker 1: not doing it the way you're supposed to, the results
- 5:16Speaker 1: are not going to be what you wanted to be.
- 5:18Speaker 1: And I did this for years and years and years,
- 5:22Speaker 1: and I counted on people and you know, I got
- 5:25Speaker 1: myself in a lot of situations, and I got out
- 5:27Speaker 1: one a dire situation that I'd been in for a
- 5:31Speaker 1: number of years. But he had protected me from years
- 5:33Speaker 1: prior to that. I didn't even know what was going on,
- 5:36Speaker 1: and then he made it away. It made me aware
- 5:38Speaker 1: of the problem. And then, man, lord ha mercy, I
- 5:42Speaker 1: was in a dismal situation. And then at the end
- 5:45Speaker 1: of the year, I was free, free from it all.
- 5:48Speaker 1: But it was a decision that I had made that
- 5:51Speaker 1: led up to that, and in going through that process,
- 5:55Speaker 1: I had to learn something. Man. I learned a lot
- 5:58Speaker 1: about people. See, if you want to learn about your friends,
- 6:02Speaker 1: if you want to learn about your people people around you,
- 6:06Speaker 1: get yourself in some trouble, get yourself in a situation,
- 6:11Speaker 1: Oh man, you start looking around. Man, the field get
- 6:13Speaker 1: real clear when you're in trouble. The field clear is
- 6:17Speaker 1: out when you're in doubt, when you don't know what
- 6:19Speaker 1: to do, when you need help it get real clear
- 6:22Speaker 1: on the play and field, then don't it. Oh But
- 6:25Speaker 1: when things is going right, it's time for a party.
- 6:28Speaker 1: We throw in a celebration. We were gonna We're gonna
- 6:31Speaker 1: do one down here, Oh man, there's plenty of people
- 6:33Speaker 1: on the field. But but but get yourself in a situation.
- 6:37Speaker 1: You find out rather quickly that old no, old no,
- 6:41Speaker 1: everybody ain't here. And that's when I started learning. And
- 6:45Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I had to start learning this for
- 6:48Speaker 1: real until I finally got it to stop putting my
- 6:51Speaker 1: faith in people and put all the mine in God
- 6:54Speaker 1: where it counts the most. Now is that to say
- 6:57Speaker 1: that there are people that you can't trust. No, that's
- 6:59Speaker 1: not what I'm saying. I ain't say you can't trust him,
- 7:02Speaker 1: but you can't dump your faith in him. I got
- 7:05Speaker 1: it all riding on what he say. I got it
- 7:08Speaker 1: all riding on what she say. Na, Na, No, I
- 7:14Speaker 1: hear you saying it. But I'm gonna keep my own
- 7:18Speaker 1: this situation because I hear you saying it. But I'm
- 7:22Speaker 1: gonna take this faith of mine and instead of putting
- 7:25Speaker 1: it in people, I'm gonna put it in God where
- 7:27Speaker 1: it counts the most. Because his word is absolute. What
- 7:30Speaker 1: he say he gonna do, he gonna do what he says.
- 7:33Speaker 1: He's not gonna tolerate. He's not gonna tolerate. Now, you
- 7:36Speaker 1: can make it, You can make it tolerable for yourself,
- 7:38Speaker 1: but he's not gonna tolerate it. And that's just the
- 7:41Speaker 1: end of the line. And so you know, I'm wondering
- 7:44Speaker 1: how many people out there find themselves in a situation
- 7:47Speaker 1: like me, or maybe you've gotten yourself in a situation
- 7:50Speaker 1: because you put your faith in some people and now
- 7:52Speaker 1: you wound up in a different type of situation. Now,
- 7:54Speaker 1: let me ask you, whetting people, at the only one
- 8:00Speaker 1: that I found when I was in my deepest trouble,
- 8:03Speaker 1: when me and my wife were in our darkest situation,
- 8:07Speaker 1: was God. It is the only one, was the only
- 8:10Speaker 1: one who was just right there, right there, all the
- 8:14Speaker 1: way through. Now, let me explain something to you. Because
- 8:20Speaker 1: you have this relationship with God, it does not mean,
- 8:24Speaker 1: it does not mean now that it won't get it
- 8:27Speaker 1: won't still be a situation, you understand. But what He
- 8:32Speaker 1: will do is protect you during that period. He'll cover
- 8:36Speaker 1: you during that period that it is a situation. He
- 8:40Speaker 1: will give you the strength to overcome the situation when
- 8:44Speaker 1: it turns into a situation. Then when he cracks it
- 8:47Speaker 1: open for you and the sun is bright and shining,
- 8:50Speaker 1: what he don't want you to do is when he
- 8:52Speaker 1: gets sunny again, to forget about him, who was there
- 8:56Speaker 1: when it was dark for you. See, I used to
- 8:58Speaker 1: do that too. I was, oh, man, I did it.
- 9:01Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now I did it. But I'm
- 9:04Speaker 1: telling you man, when I learned a very serious lesson
- 9:08Speaker 1: and I watched some people I thought were friends of
- 9:11Speaker 1: mine just sort of casually remove themselves from the situation,
- 9:18Speaker 1: then I said, okay. Me and Margie looked around. We said, okay,
- 9:22Speaker 1: it's just me, you and God. And when we started
- 9:24Speaker 1: conducting ourselves accordingly. So when it's sunny for us, we
- 9:30Speaker 1: remember God. We stay prayerful, we keep talking to him.
- 9:34Speaker 1: We thank him for the sunshine, we thank him for
- 9:36Speaker 1: the dark days that he allowed us to do, who
- 9:39Speaker 1: allowed us to survive it and turn it into sunny days.
- 9:42Speaker 1: And we talked to him constantly to protect us of
- 9:45Speaker 1: our future enemies. And that's what the deal is. So
- 9:48Speaker 1: if I was everybody, I would stop putting your faith
- 9:50Speaker 1: in people and put your trust in God where it
- 9:53Speaker 1: really does count the most, it really really does. You're
- 9:56Speaker 1: listening to ladies and gentlemen, you know what, I just
- 10:07Speaker 1: decided to smile. I just decided to smile. Kirk Frank
- 10:11Speaker 1: got a song out about it. You look so much
- 10:14Speaker 1: better when you smile. I just do, man, I feel
- 10:18Speaker 1: that way. Oh man, So the days a smile day,
- 10:23Speaker 1: be grateful today, y'all tell God how much you appreciate it. Yeah,
- 10:28Speaker 1: I do, I really really do. As a matter of fact,
- 10:32Speaker 1: I was meditating yesterday and I said, you know what, man, God,
- 10:37Speaker 1: I really can't believe how good you've been to me.
- 10:40Speaker 1: I just can't believe all the blessings, all the things
- 10:44Speaker 1: you've taught me, the lessons I've learned, the things I've overcome, survived, thrived, man.
- 10:54Speaker 1: And it's a good thing to realize how blessed you
- 10:58Speaker 1: truly are. God is good, man, He's in the blessed business.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Can I get it a man? Yeah. Shirley Strawberry calling
- 11:07Speaker 1: for real moth at the South. Junior boy and the
- 11:10Speaker 1: legend of nephew Thommy Junior. What's on your mind to day?
- 11:13Speaker 1: You know what, unc man? Since I've been married and
- 11:15Speaker 1: I've been noticing some changes in the un Yeah, and
- 11:20Speaker 1: you know we have to go ahead. Yeah, I'm just saying,
- 11:23Speaker 1: just I don't know why people think like, you know,
- 11:26Speaker 1: I finally got it right, you know, Like, why do
- 11:28Speaker 1: people think they have time to get it right like
- 11:30Speaker 1: I've been. I've been trying to get this process down
- 11:33Speaker 1: and get it right just by getting married, you know,
- 11:35Speaker 1: just understanding that this it was time I found somebody
- 11:38Speaker 1: in life. Ye that I really understand, understands me, you know.
- 11:43Speaker 1: So now let me ask you a question. How old
- 11:45Speaker 1: are you now? Has anybody ever asked you what took
- 11:49Speaker 1: you so long? Oh? Everybody? We all arrived at our
- 11:54Speaker 1: destination at different times. We all got different journeys. Now
- 11:58Speaker 1: I know, two journeys. That's just the life. So it's
- 12:01Speaker 1: fine that it happened to you now. It's never too
- 12:05Speaker 1: late to get it right. It's never too late to
- 12:09Speaker 1: be successful. It's never too late to learn a lesson.
- 12:15Speaker 1: It's just your time. Man. You had forty folk glorious
- 12:20Speaker 1: years doing what you wanna do, Yes, thinking what you
- 12:27Speaker 1: wanted to think. Goal when you say gold, glorious, Oh
- 12:34Speaker 1: my god, Sam, days is over, Junior. You don't do
- 12:41Speaker 1: what you want to do no more. You can't think
- 12:44Speaker 1: what you want to thank your damn show bed, not
- 12:46Speaker 1: say what you want to say, yes, none of that.
- 12:53Speaker 1: Now you are what's called in a scientifical world. You
- 12:56Speaker 1: are in a controlled environment. Yeah, you are married. Now.
- 13:03Speaker 1: See Tommy and I have the same viewpoint that the
- 13:06Speaker 1: two married women on the show. You can tell by
- 13:09Speaker 1: the look on these zooms that they don't understand why
- 13:11Speaker 1: I'm going with this. Why it's got to be a
- 13:14Speaker 1: controlled environment. That's the question we want to know. So
- 13:18Speaker 1: quit looking at us like we're asking a dumb ass question.
- 13:22Speaker 1: We gotta go. Oh no, oh, oh oh oh, Now
- 13:25Speaker 1: we gotta go. That's some more controlled environment, see that, junior. Yeah,
- 13:30Speaker 1: and my name on the show again. What I gotta
- 13:32Speaker 1: go now cause she's going up. Thirty two minutes after
- 13:36Speaker 1: the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as he runs
- 13:39Speaker 1: the prank back. Right after this you're listening to show,
- 13:45Speaker 1: it is time now to start your morning off with
- 13:47Speaker 1: the nephew and run that prank back. What you got
- 13:50Speaker 1: nef my refrigerator, My reffrigerator. I know it sounds really
- 13:57Speaker 1: see that's right, that's right. But when you got a
- 14:02Speaker 1: refrigerator being delivered, it's that window that bothers you at
- 14:07Speaker 1: eight to twelve, at twelve to four, that window because
- 14:10Speaker 1: they never come on time. My refrigerator, cat dog, if
- 14:14Speaker 1: you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach you. Mister, please,
- 14:19Speaker 1: miss this is Jackson. I'm the driver, man, I'm actually
- 14:22Speaker 1: the delivery guy that's bringing you refrigerator over the day. Okay,
- 14:25Speaker 1: what's going on? Okay, listen, I know we had a
- 14:27Speaker 1: window that was from eight to twelve. This morning's see
- 14:30Speaker 1: it eleven thirty now, so we run a little bit
- 14:35Speaker 1: behind schedule. Man. We have some problems at the yard
- 14:37Speaker 1: getting everything loaded up. Man, come on, man, you killing man?
- 14:40Speaker 1: I can't y'all. So y'all running behind. We're a little
- 14:43Speaker 1: bit behind schedule. Man, we're gonna have we we'll beat
- 14:45Speaker 1: up somewhere between twelve and four. Oh, come on, man,
- 14:48Speaker 1: y'all go to do better than that now, man, I understand, sir,
- 14:52Speaker 1: I understand. Actually it's I got a man, I got
- 14:56Speaker 1: a food in here and this and coolers and stuff.
- 14:59Speaker 1: Man I got I used to give it where I mean. So,
- 15:03Speaker 1: I mean, what's what's what's going on? Y'all ain't got
- 15:06Speaker 1: the refrigerator. I'm trying to figure out. No, No, we
- 15:08Speaker 1: loaded up. You know, we just had some problems. I
- 15:10Speaker 1: think one of the fourth lifts went out, and you know,
- 15:13Speaker 1: it kind of pushed us back. So that four hour win,
- 15:15Speaker 1: that we had from eight to twelve, man just got ruined,
- 15:17Speaker 1: and now we're pushing things from our twelve to four.
- 15:19Speaker 1: So between twelve and four, man, we would definitely be there.
- 15:22Speaker 1: Y'all don't have brothers, and man, it's I spoke to
- 15:26Speaker 1: them yesterday. Actually, the warehouse supervisor, he's actually out today.
- 15:31Speaker 1: He's not here, so he's not Yeah, Man, Yeah, I'm
- 15:35Speaker 1: sposed work here. You said y'all gonna be here till
- 15:38Speaker 1: in between twelve and four. I'm suposed to be it
- 15:39Speaker 1: work there. We want to Clark, I understand it, Man,
- 15:42Speaker 1: I greatly apologize. Man, this rarely happens, and it just
- 15:45Speaker 1: so happened this morning and Forkliph was down and we
- 15:48Speaker 1: had a lot of stuff to load up. You know,
- 15:49Speaker 1: we got I got ten refrigerators on this truck, man,
- 15:52Speaker 1: and one of them is definitely yours, sir. So I'm
- 15:54Speaker 1: definitely gonna be getting into you as soon as I can, y'all.
- 15:56Speaker 1: So so man, y'all pushing it. I'm to do your
- 15:59Speaker 1: work and scheduled everything, yess around this, because I'm supposed to.
- 16:03Speaker 1: You know, I gotta have a refrigerator an all my
- 16:04Speaker 1: food and stuff and in the kitchen and whatnot. The
- 16:09Speaker 1: refrigerator went out? Did the refrigerator went out? Is that
- 16:12Speaker 1: what happened? Yeah, it's very cho did. I mean, I
- 16:14Speaker 1: hadn't had it for quite some times. But you know,
- 16:16Speaker 1: so it's just amount of time for we'll go out.
- 16:18Speaker 1: So I started to go even get the newest you know, right,
- 16:21Speaker 1: that's why. Well, now I can scared you. I can
- 16:23Speaker 1: scared you next week sometime if you want me to.
- 16:26Speaker 1: I mean, I can't. I can't afford that we're gonna
- 16:28Speaker 1: pave this food. As I got to hear all over
- 16:30Speaker 1: the floor to me. Let me get the hustler. Man.
- 16:32Speaker 1: See if I can move as quick as I can.
- 16:33Speaker 1: But twelve to four is the window. Man, Like I said,
- 16:35Speaker 1: I apologize, mister. We'll be that man. We're gonna, we're gonna,
- 16:38Speaker 1: we're gonna be that what you're refrigerated day? Okay? Okay,
- 16:41Speaker 1: So so when you when you on your way, how
- 16:43Speaker 1: about I want you to call me and let me
- 16:45Speaker 1: know that you on your ways so I know what's
- 16:46Speaker 1: going on. We don't know. We don't know him to
- 16:48Speaker 1: call when we're on our way. We just come on
- 16:50Speaker 1: in and get some things. Shut up, what you mean
- 16:52Speaker 1: you don't call it not You just called me just now,
- 16:55Speaker 1: didn't Yeah, yeah, I did call me maybe. Like I said,
- 16:58Speaker 1: the problem is on us, man, I of your car
- 17:00Speaker 1: when we're around. Okay, okay, I appreciate that. Now you
- 17:02Speaker 1: said twere you said between tweven four. Now, yes, sir,
- 17:05Speaker 1: tween twelve and four. We definitely be there. We got
- 17:07Speaker 1: your own truck man. Okay, don't want I don't want
- 17:09Speaker 1: to know, miss man. No, no, we got you, We
- 17:11Speaker 1: got you. We'll see you in a minute. Man, all right,
- 17:13Speaker 1: they care. Hello miss This is Jackson again, the delivery
- 17:19Speaker 1: guy man with refrigerator. Well, yeah, listen, listen, battis man.
- 17:23Speaker 1: We run into a few more problems here. Man, it
- 17:26Speaker 1: looks like we're probably not gonna get that refrigerator out
- 17:28Speaker 1: till tomorrow. Sometimes you said you, you said what We
- 17:31Speaker 1: run into a few more problems, man, it looks like
- 17:33Speaker 1: we're probably not gonna get that refrigerator out to tomorrow
- 17:36Speaker 1: in a few more problems. A few more problems like
- 17:38Speaker 1: what s we got some problems with some um some
- 17:41Speaker 1: more delivers we got just with all the delivers we
- 17:43Speaker 1: got it just don't see we're gonna make it on
- 17:44Speaker 1: your side. Of town to bear to get this thing taken.
- 17:46Speaker 1: You're not gonna make it on my side of town?
- 17:49Speaker 1: Is that you? You you decide you want to take
- 17:51Speaker 1: my money when I pay for, when I paid for,
- 17:54Speaker 1: But you're gonna tell me you don't. You ain't gonna
- 17:55Speaker 1: make it on my side of town. Well, well, we
- 17:57Speaker 1: can definitely get out there tomorrow, man, we definitely can
- 17:59Speaker 1: get out there. I can't. I can't have him off
- 18:02Speaker 1: the mar. I got chicken and beef and uh and
- 18:04Speaker 1: man briscuited all over here, my bloke, and you go
- 18:07Speaker 1: to him. You can't make it in here just the
- 18:08Speaker 1: mar the huh You You ain't got no answers for
- 18:12Speaker 1: me on that. I understand. No, No, I don't. I
- 18:14Speaker 1: don't think you understand. So because I got sit, I
- 18:17Speaker 1: got food and ice and city in here and cooler
- 18:19Speaker 1: all over the floor of my kitchen, you're gonna tell
- 18:22Speaker 1: me that I did just you can't make it any
- 18:23Speaker 1: here to the mar with with with refrigerator. Hell, because
- 18:26Speaker 1: because you you you you you yelling on the back
- 18:28Speaker 1: of ram the women yesterday the word that was I
- 18:33Speaker 1: know you spoke. I told him yesterday I had to
- 18:36Speaker 1: have my work at one o'clock. I told him that
- 18:39Speaker 1: I send that you gotta refrigerated your own time because
- 18:42Speaker 1: I gotta grass my work. Well, I said, I don't
- 18:47Speaker 1: talk to Nimore like I said, Sir, not working today,
- 18:51Speaker 1: He's not. He's not in the day in charge. Well,
- 18:54Speaker 1: actually the lady name one that's actually in charge when
- 18:56Speaker 1: Larry leaves. But uh, I don't even know if I
- 18:59Speaker 1: saw more. But but you reggaive you what do y'all
- 19:04Speaker 1: doing over there? Now? What? I then we're gonna have
- 19:07Speaker 1: it there? It was between I took out my job
- 19:11Speaker 1: for y'all had a refrigerator. I'm here at home. Yeah,
- 19:15Speaker 1: now you called me back, and so all I can
- 19:17Speaker 1: tell you is we're gonna be there tomorrow. Okay, I'm
- 19:19Speaker 1: not gonna go back and forth. You know, you know
- 19:22Speaker 1: what you refrigerator. Sorry, y'all you take that refrigerator, so
- 19:30Speaker 1: you stick there, refigerator. I don't want to know more.
- 19:35Speaker 1: I'm gonna this s food in my neighbor refrigerator and
- 19:37Speaker 1: I'm gonna go give me another from somewhere else because
- 19:39Speaker 1: you playing around. I ain't got time for your men, sir.
- 19:41Speaker 1: I don't know if I don't know if that's refunnible.
- 19:44Speaker 1: You mean you don't want refund when you got time
- 19:47Speaker 1: and you're gonna take my money and you're gonna tell
- 19:49Speaker 1: me that I can't have my money back and you
- 19:51Speaker 1: can't get my ffrigerated on your own time. Sir, listen,
- 19:55Speaker 1: there's one more thing I need to talk. I thing
- 19:57Speaker 1: to say to me because I want to sho okay,
- 20:00Speaker 1: but I have one more thing I need to tell you. Okay,
- 20:02Speaker 1: are you listening? This will probably help everything. This is
- 20:05Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey mort To Show. You
- 20:07Speaker 1: just got pranked by your wife. You know what I'm
- 20:17Speaker 1: gonna fix up? That's what I want it. Like in church,
- 20:27Speaker 1: folks say I pranked that thing right there, I pranked
- 20:30Speaker 1: that thing. The church volks start saying that I That
- 20:36Speaker 1: don't really sound like a church statement. Where is this church?
- 20:41Speaker 1: You know? That? Coming up next? Is asked the coming
- 20:50Speaker 1: up next and has asked the CLO with their chief
- 20:53Speaker 1: love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building, ready for your
- 20:56Speaker 1: love questions. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning
- 21:02Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour. In
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- 21:09Speaker 1: at the Steve Harvey Morning Show to get us all
- 21:11Speaker 1: to the polls and to vote. Okay, we'll talk about
- 21:15Speaker 1: it at the top of the hour, but right now
- 21:17Speaker 1: it is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
- 21:21Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Here we go. Shannon in Toledo writes, my
- 21:26Speaker 1: husband went to stay with his brother a month ago
- 21:29Speaker 1: because I kept nagging him about drinking alcohol. He started
- 21:33Speaker 1: drinking through the week and it made him mean and ornery,
- 21:37Speaker 1: so I removed it from the house. Did he leave
- 21:39Speaker 1: because of the alcohol or because I tried to manipulate
- 21:43Speaker 1: the situation? Will he come back? Well? Yeah, he left
- 21:49Speaker 1: for both reasons. The alcohol and you try to manipulate
- 21:53Speaker 1: the situation. You got it on ahead, Well what's the problem?
- 21:58Speaker 1: So you already know what happened? Yeah, you know what.
- 22:00Speaker 1: You know what's happening. You you got a problem, and
- 22:06Speaker 1: the problem is bigger than he can have him. So
- 22:09Speaker 1: now he went over his brother's house because brother over
- 22:12Speaker 1: that day, both of him drinking. Yeah, brother ain't gonna
- 22:17Speaker 1: tell him what to do, and they're talking about you.
- 22:23Speaker 1: They got the game all they fall asleep on the couch.
- 22:27Speaker 1: He had a brother, how so bro going in here. Yeah,
- 22:32Speaker 1: I'm being here. See, don't nobody never asked your brother?
- 22:36Speaker 1: Don't ask him. Why don't you get up off the
- 22:38Speaker 1: couch and come and get into bed? Your brother? Don't
- 22:40Speaker 1: say that right on that couch. Yeah, you drink so much?
- 22:46Speaker 1: You don't. Don't throw nothing. What I'm drinking so much
- 22:54Speaker 1: because I'm thirsty. Brother never asked them that. So is
- 23:00Speaker 1: he gonna come back? She wants to know. Shannon wants
- 23:02Speaker 1: to know, is he coming back? Do you want the
- 23:04Speaker 1: alcoholic back? Find out? Don't do it? Girl, man got
- 23:10Speaker 1: some help with need to get some head, all right.
- 23:13Speaker 1: Moving on to Beverly and Detroit. Beverly says, I'm dating
- 23:16Speaker 1: a man that knew I was dating a lady when
- 23:18Speaker 1: he met me. We have all shared a bed numerous times,
- 23:21Speaker 1: and she decided she didn't want to share me with him,
- 23:24Speaker 1: so she moved on. I just found out that they
- 23:28Speaker 1: moved on without me, and they've been messing around. He says,
- 23:33Speaker 1: it's all my fault. How is it my fault? Because
- 23:37Speaker 1: when he started seeing you, you introduced him to her. Yeah,
- 23:43Speaker 1: you can't share a bed. We can't share a bed
- 23:46Speaker 1: unless you let us. That's right, you let us. You
- 23:50Speaker 1: ruin me. I was fine. Now you didn't introduce me
- 23:58Speaker 1: to her, and now, yeah what I like her? I
- 24:07Speaker 1: see what you see, you know what you're right, and
- 24:14Speaker 1: I see y'all y'all kill me. People get themselves in
- 24:19Speaker 1: these situations. That's not normal. And then all of a
- 24:24Speaker 1: sudden you walked to the situation you be. You'd be
- 24:27Speaker 1: stunned when you had these abnormal ass results. How can
- 24:32Speaker 1: hear and Huck move on? All three of y'all was together.
- 24:36Speaker 1: He made a decision. Obviously, Huh, that isn't him. She
- 24:43Speaker 1: told you she didn't want to share you no more,
- 24:46Speaker 1: so she moved on. He said, I don't want to
- 24:51Speaker 1: share you no more. He moved on, why you leave?
- 24:58Speaker 1: I didn't want to share while you leave? They want
- 25:00Speaker 1: to share. What you want to do? Lest one another
- 25:02Speaker 1: situation sharing carry, sharing the car. So that's how it's
- 25:12Speaker 1: your fault. Okay, Beverly, exactly all right. Moving on to
- 25:17Speaker 1: Jamilla and Fort Lauderdale, Jamilla writes, I let my sister
- 25:20Speaker 1: and her husband put a bunch of meat in our
- 25:22Speaker 1: deep freeze are temporarily and during the storm, we had
- 25:26Speaker 1: a power outage and the meat spoiled. They expect they
- 25:29Speaker 1: expect us to pay them back for the meat because
- 25:32Speaker 1: we got an insurance check for other damages. Do we
- 25:35Speaker 1: owe them any money for their meat? Wow? O me
- 25:43Speaker 1: shared me? So y'all got an insurance. That's the problem.
- 25:49Speaker 1: You not only shared your deep freezing, you shared the
- 25:54Speaker 1: information that you all got a check. Yeah, she said
- 25:58Speaker 1: for other stuff. You need to replace our meat. I
- 26:05Speaker 1: ain't got to replace the damn thing. Here go you
- 26:07Speaker 1: meet that act of nature and here go, y'll beat
- 26:21Speaker 1: that's cold, got messed up in the store. But how
- 26:24Speaker 1: you all expecting somebody to replace your damn meat? Nasty
- 26:30Speaker 1: ass oxtail? You want to here? You know the froze.
- 26:38Speaker 1: Now you want us to pay for chicken in now
- 26:44Speaker 1: and some dressing from last Thanksgiving? You want us and
- 26:48Speaker 1: we ain't doing that. See why ain't trying to get
- 26:53Speaker 1: your own? Damn ask y'all something? I'm would do a
- 26:56Speaker 1: freezer cause you know the one in the garage. I
- 26:59Speaker 1: don't know three three hundred dollars for one to go
- 27:03Speaker 1: in the garage. Yeah, Now, y'all want to get repaid.
- 27:08Speaker 1: The only reason you ask for the money back because
- 27:10Speaker 1: you know they got insurance checked the placement that they
- 27:13Speaker 1: did not claim y'all's meet. I have not seen I
- 27:20Speaker 1: have never seen an insurance policy with frozen meat in it. That, Steve,
- 27:28Speaker 1: we can't know what you had in your freezer. Now
- 27:34Speaker 1: the freezer we're not replacing, catch up and all that.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Nobody did you have in there? Man? Meat ain't nobody
- 27:47Speaker 1: that's gonna break the family here? Yeah, well, by the
- 27:50Speaker 1: family broke up the whole damnfrigerator floating down the street,
- 27:58Speaker 1: and you want to pay you for the meat that
- 27:59Speaker 1: was in it? Right? All right? Last one? Moving on
- 28:04Speaker 1: to Kayla and East Saint Louis. Kayla says, my husband
- 28:07Speaker 1: and I are hosting Christmas dinner for his mother and
- 28:09Speaker 1: her new boyfriend. My husband doesn't like the boyfriend because
- 28:13Speaker 1: he's arrogant and like to brag. I think he's intriguing
- 28:17Speaker 1: and my husband is probably just jealous. How do I
- 28:20Speaker 1: change my husband's perspective before he ruins Christmas? He don't
- 28:26Speaker 1: like the dude dating he is, Mama, that's what it is.
- 28:31Speaker 1: That's all this hen what do yeah? What he bragging out? Yeah?
- 28:38Speaker 1: You know, boy, I hear your mama. Well let me
- 28:49Speaker 1: tell you some when I'm in there with your mamamas Christmas.
- 28:59Speaker 1: She didn't forgot all about your daddy. Daddy. Who yeah,
- 29:14Speaker 1: all right, Clo, thank you, great job today coming up
- 29:18Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Well, it was a
- 29:21Speaker 1: vooting information for you. Right after this, you're listening to
- 29:25Speaker 1: show we are making it our duty here on the
- 29:30Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show to get everyone out to the
- 29:32Speaker 1: polls and vote. Let's talk about the state of Florida.
- 29:36Speaker 1: Republican Senator Mark Rubio versus Democratic Representative Val Demmings. Rubio
- 29:42Speaker 1: said background checks for gun control were useless. Demming said
- 29:46Speaker 1: Rubio abandoned the victims of gun violence when he didn't
- 29:49Speaker 1: pass gun control legislation. Take a listen. Majority of people
- 29:54Speaker 1: in our nation want us to do just that. How
- 29:58Speaker 1: long will you watch people being gun down in first grade,
- 30:01Speaker 1: fourth grade, high school, college, church, synagoone, a grocery store,
- 30:05Speaker 1: a movie theater, a mall, and a nightclub and do nothing?
- 30:11Speaker 1: Whoo who right? Yes, yes, I like her? Yeah yeah yeah.
- 30:20Speaker 1: So bottom line, Florida, you have to get out and vote, Okay,
- 30:24Speaker 1: bottom line please, it's it's it's amazing when you hear
- 30:32Speaker 1: what the real issues are and how they skirt around
- 30:37Speaker 1: the issues and how the people, the masses. Everybody is
- 30:43Speaker 1: a pall with school shootings, mall shootings, church synagone shootings.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Everybody's a pall with innocent people losing their lives almost
- 30:55Speaker 1: to the man. But somehow the sea An Amendment rules
- 31:02Speaker 1: supreme over that feeling right there every time it happens.
- 31:08Speaker 1: Somehow they manage to uphold the Second Amendment. That's the
- 31:13Speaker 1: most amazing thing. I don't know what it's going to take.
- 31:18Speaker 1: Maybe it will have to be one of your children
- 31:22Speaker 1: for you to understand the real need for gun control.
- 31:28Speaker 1: Maybe that's what's going to have to happen, because I'm
- 31:31Speaker 1: telling you right now, if you take a mother's child
- 31:35Speaker 1: from her to gun violence, you have an advocate for
- 31:40Speaker 1: life for this. I've seen it too many times. So
- 31:44Speaker 1: is it happening that these children, these people's lives have
- 31:48Speaker 1: been Because everybody's life that's lost, it has a mother somewhere.
- 31:52Speaker 1: I don't care if you foughty Itt the movie theater.
- 31:55Speaker 1: Somebody got a mother somewhere, And the rallying cry for
- 31:59Speaker 1: all of them after this is gun control. But if
- 32:02Speaker 1: it's not happening to the people who make the gun
- 32:05Speaker 1: controlled decisions, it just keeps going. And I do not
- 32:09Speaker 1: understand this party who pushes so hard for this, but
- 32:14Speaker 1: then they donate so much money. Yeah, that one contributors
- 32:21Speaker 1: to campaign. And if you go against the second Amendment,
- 32:25Speaker 1: they will take the money from your campaign and put
- 32:28Speaker 1: it to the other person's campaign. And so the beat
- 32:31Speaker 1: goes on. Too much power, YEA power is worth more value,
- 32:37Speaker 1: has a higher value than life. They prove it every
- 32:41Speaker 1: single time after that. That's what they do everything, And
- 32:45Speaker 1: that's the sadness. But that's what this country was built on,
- 32:49Speaker 1: was power and greed. This country was stolen from the
- 32:54Speaker 1: very beginning. It was taken from the very beginning. This
- 33:00Speaker 1: thing has been built on the backs of other people
- 33:03Speaker 1: since the very beginning. They have no problem operating this way.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Let's get back to Georgia for a second. Steve Oprah
- 33:10Speaker 1: Winfrey is joining Stacy Abrams on the campaign trail. Oprah
- 33:14Speaker 1: will host a virtual event with Stacy Abrams, who, of
- 33:17Speaker 1: course as a Democratic gubernatorial nominee for Georgia. The event
- 33:23Speaker 1: will be called a Thriving Life. It's Tonight. Oprah and
- 33:27Speaker 1: Stacy will discuss the importance of Stacy's campaign for governor
- 33:30Speaker 1: and her vision for one Georgia where everyone, everyone has
- 33:35Speaker 1: access to education, healthcare, housing, and the ability to earn
- 33:40Speaker 1: a good living. Stacy also held a Q and A
- 33:42Speaker 1: session yesterday with Whooby Goldberg sold out here campaigning Georgia.
- 33:49Speaker 1: We got to get out and vote. Yeah, they are
- 33:54Speaker 1: beyond angry that Georgia, for the first time in the
- 33:57Speaker 1: last presidential election, was turned blue. Donald Trump has been
- 34:01Speaker 1: claiming this election has been stolen from day one. We
- 34:06Speaker 1: are going to prove all of them wrong. It was
- 34:09Speaker 1: not a fluke. It was us who was a determining
- 34:12Speaker 1: factor and it will be again. And I don't care
- 34:15Speaker 1: what the polls say. Ignore the polls. Ain't nobody asked
- 34:18Speaker 1: you who you was voting for? What poll are you
- 34:20Speaker 1: listening to? They kill me when they come over these polls,
- 34:23Speaker 1: and I'll be gonna they ain't ask me. They ain't
- 34:25Speaker 1: ask nobody. I know, right, I don't know nobody been polled.
- 34:30Speaker 1: But they have two ways of First of all, they
- 34:33Speaker 1: show you that you're comfortably ahead, which makes you get
- 34:36Speaker 1: complacent and go, oh, we got this lock. We ain't
- 34:40Speaker 1: got to go down there. That's one trick. And then
- 34:43Speaker 1: they show you so far behind in the polls that
- 34:47Speaker 1: you go well, ain't not needing me going down there.
- 34:49Speaker 1: We've been lost. Yeah, man, they use every trick in
- 34:54Speaker 1: the book. Yo, Yo, tricks we vote. I don't give
- 34:58Speaker 1: a damn what you say. You're probably lying anyway. Ye
- 35:05Speaker 1: listen to me, people of color, I'm talking directly to you.
- 35:10Speaker 1: Do not get confused when one of these rappers come
- 35:13Speaker 1: along and support Kemp because they say he's a diverse candidate.
- 35:19Speaker 1: He's not. The governor's office controls hundreds of millions of
- 35:24Speaker 1: dollars that they can will freely as the governor of
- 35:26Speaker 1: the State of Georgia, and they can put it wherever
- 35:28Speaker 1: they want to. He's allowing this hospital for trauma to
- 35:32Speaker 1: close because there's one hundred and fifteen thousand cases of
- 35:35Speaker 1: unpaid bills on that because he won't release the money
- 35:39Speaker 1: for Medicaid to pay these doctors, and these doctors can't
- 35:42Speaker 1: keep working for free. But all he got to do
- 35:43Speaker 1: is pay the money because we have the money in
- 35:45Speaker 1: the state. But he won't put it there because that
- 35:47Speaker 1: hospital is in our neighborhood. And don't give a damn
- 35:50Speaker 1: how many y'all die, how diverse and equal you want
- 35:54Speaker 1: that to be. That's Governor Kemp's policy. You know how
- 35:58Speaker 1: I know because I know the fact. All right too,
- 36:01Speaker 1: and vote? All right, Steve, coming up in twenty minutes
- 36:06Speaker 1: after the hour, we'll be back with more of the
- 36:08Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to
- 36:11Speaker 1: the Steve Morning Show. All right. So, Steve, you're back
- 36:15Speaker 1: from vacation. You've been back a few days, and the
- 36:18Speaker 1: other day you told us this hilarious story about a
- 36:22Speaker 1: passenger checking you and making sure you had a blanket
- 36:26Speaker 1: over you while you were sleeping in first class as
- 36:30Speaker 1: the flight attended and nothing. I was just a regular passenger,
- 36:35Speaker 1: turned down passenger, my ass back to their business class
- 36:39Speaker 1: because they have changed the plane and didn't have first
- 36:44Speaker 1: Oh I knew I was Yeah, Oh I knew I
- 36:47Speaker 1: was in trouble when they said routine, this is on
- 36:55Speaker 1: your plate to Paris. Right, Yeah, yeah, see mcgirl for
- 36:59Speaker 1: a birthday. But yeah, it was very taxing, a gass
- 37:04Speaker 1: experience too. I am Matt voting for that anymore. Yeah,
- 37:13Speaker 1: it won't won't be voting for regular, no motor, That's
- 37:16Speaker 1: what really. So what happened next? I know you got more?
- 37:23Speaker 1: I leave this guy's house, got invented invited to this
- 37:27Speaker 1: guy's house dinner. He lives out in the desert. The
- 37:30Speaker 1: guy's like really well off and he's built an amazing
- 37:34Speaker 1: oasis in the middle of the desert. I don't know.
- 37:37Speaker 1: I don't know how he got power out there. Nothing
- 37:39Speaker 1: he this dude, I want to live off the grid.
- 37:43Speaker 1: He's off the grid with the desert. So it's nighttime.
- 37:47Speaker 1: We finished the dinner, We're leaving the compound. It's only
- 37:52Speaker 1: one road in and one road out. There ain't no choice.
- 37:56Speaker 1: You have to come out and make a right. Driver.
- 38:00Speaker 1: I'm in, don't make a right. He goes straight to
- 38:07Speaker 1: the blackness. Just ain't no street lights out there, ain't
- 38:15Speaker 1: no road. But it was impacted saying. But as we
- 38:20Speaker 1: drove about a quarter of a mile, all of a sudden,
- 38:25Speaker 1: I heard our wheels is just spinning. I've heard this
- 38:37Speaker 1: sound before because I learned how to drive in Cleveland,
- 38:41Speaker 1: so you know when you are snow. And I noticed
- 38:49Speaker 1: that the truck is getting a little closer to the ground.
- 38:56Speaker 1: He didn't dug our ass down in the sand. I
- 39:00Speaker 1: get out of the car. I'm level with the ground.
- 39:02Speaker 1: I ain't even got to step out the truck. I
- 39:04Speaker 1: just step I mean, I mean sitting back now, some
- 39:10Speaker 1: truck behind us with lights on it. That's the only
- 39:14Speaker 1: thing that saved me was I saw some bold light.
- 39:16Speaker 1: I just started crying. Steve coming up at thirty four
- 39:25Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. We're gonna check Steve's voicemail right
- 39:29Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show. It is time now
- 39:35Speaker 1: to check Steve's voicemail. And if you would like to
- 39:39Speaker 1: leave Steve a message, call him eight seven seven twenty
- 39:42Speaker 1: nine Steve eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve calling number one.
- 39:46Speaker 1: Steve is a woman who needs finance relationship advice. Hello,
- 39:51Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. My question is I've been in a relationship
- 39:55Speaker 1: for a couple of years now, and I love him
- 39:57Speaker 1: dearly and I would do anything in the world for him,
- 40:00Speaker 1: but I just don't seem to know how to talk
- 40:02Speaker 1: to him about bills. It seems like I pay for everything,
- 40:06Speaker 1: I pay rent, I pay like to guess, I pay
- 40:09Speaker 1: for a phone, I pay everything, and he does work
- 40:12Speaker 1: and he does make money, but it just seems like
- 40:15Speaker 1: he lets all that fall on me. And I like
- 40:18Speaker 1: to know how I can get the courage to just
- 40:20Speaker 1: talk to him and set him down. I just don't
- 40:24Speaker 1: know how to do that and I can really use
- 40:26Speaker 1: your advice. Thanks very much. Good. Well, you know what,
- 40:30Speaker 1: in the very beginning, you said, I love him dealing
- 40:34Speaker 1: and I would do anything for him, And that's exactly
- 40:37Speaker 1: what you are. You're doing everything for him, including enabling
- 40:43Speaker 1: him and taking care of him. So now, if you
- 40:48Speaker 1: would do anything for him, I think your bigger question
- 40:52Speaker 1: would be is what is he willing to do for you?
- 40:55Speaker 1: What kind of one side of relationship have you signed
- 40:58Speaker 1: up for? So now, ma'am, it's not about the courage.
- 41:03Speaker 1: It's not courage you need. It's standards that you need.
- 41:08Speaker 1: You need, you need a sense of who you are.
- 41:13Speaker 1: You need some self value, some self esteem. It's what
- 41:17Speaker 1: you need. You don't need courage, you need self esteem.
- 41:21Speaker 1: You pay all the bills, You love him, and you
- 41:25Speaker 1: would do anything for him. Why are he Why are
- 41:29Speaker 1: he chipping in because he's work, he's working, she said,
- 41:33Speaker 1: he works. Yeah, but you said all of it falls
- 41:36Speaker 1: on you, including him at night, so he just gets
- 41:44Speaker 1: all of it. Ma'am, this ain't about courage. It's about
- 41:49Speaker 1: self worth, value and self esteem, and it's about you stop.
- 41:54Speaker 1: Get this is this is borderline. This This is not right,
- 41:58Speaker 1: and you know it, but he knows it too. But
- 42:02Speaker 1: you can't allow this man to take advantage of you
- 42:05Speaker 1: because I think he knows you will do anything for him.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Come on, ma'am, you gotta sit down and go hey, listen,
- 42:12Speaker 1: this is the way it has to work moving forward.
- 42:16Speaker 1: When you get paid and I get paid. These are
- 42:18Speaker 1: the bills that were splitting them. If that's how you're
- 42:21Speaker 1: gonna do it, But then let me explain something to you.
- 42:24Speaker 1: You're not going to have a man that's willing to
- 42:27Speaker 1: take care of you because he's proven that. What kind
- 42:30Speaker 1: of man do that? What kind of man don't? Man?
- 42:38Speaker 1: And I don't care what new finger relationships y'all come
- 42:42Speaker 1: up with. It's a man's job and obligation to take
- 42:46Speaker 1: care of whoever he loves. That's our job. I'm sorry
- 42:51Speaker 1: because y'all are letting Instagram or some new finger thing
- 42:55Speaker 1: come along. It's your damn job as a man to
- 42:58Speaker 1: take care of those you love. That's your that's your responsibility. Man. Yeah,
- 43:05Speaker 1: you know you don't. You don't get to show up
- 43:07Speaker 1: that because you don't feel like no, no, sorry, all right,
- 43:12Speaker 1: let's get another color. And this is Sharon calling about
- 43:15Speaker 1: her three year old grandson, Steve. Good morning, Steve. My
- 43:18Speaker 1: name is Sharonce and I have a little genius, which
- 43:23Speaker 1: is my grandson that I would like for you to
- 43:26Speaker 1: talk to. He's three years old. He knows all the
- 43:29Speaker 1: planets in the universe. He can tell you how much
- 43:32Speaker 1: miles there are, he can tell you the different size there.
- 43:36Speaker 1: And he's only three years old. His name is Killing
- 43:40Speaker 1: and he is really a gift from God. You know what, baby?
- 43:44Speaker 1: Everybody think the grand baby is a gift from God?
- 43:47Speaker 1: Anybody for you to talk to his little nut ass,
- 43:49Speaker 1: I don't really know. And I'll give a damn how
- 43:54Speaker 1: many planets he is a half far. They all await
- 43:56Speaker 1: from each other. He needed to get his ass in
- 43:58Speaker 1: there and get party trained. Sitting there being that, peeing
- 44:00Speaker 1: on himself in Steve boob, that's what he's doing. You
- 44:04Speaker 1: need to learn his ass something like that. Everybody think
- 44:07Speaker 1: they baby smart just because your baby smarter than you.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Don't make the damn baby smart sitting up in here
- 44:14Speaker 1: sucking his throne. Sorry, Sharon, coming up, nephew, coming up.
- 44:23Speaker 1: I'm not talking to no damn three year old. Right
- 44:26Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to morning show, all right, coming
- 44:32Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
- 44:34Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and the
- 44:37Speaker 1: subject is how did pine straw get in there? Okay,
- 44:42Speaker 1: how did pine straw get in there? We'll figure out
- 44:45Speaker 1: what that's all about. I don't even know what pine
- 44:47Speaker 1: straw was, but anyway, there is where's there? You'll find
- 44:52Speaker 1: out when you hear the letter. But uh, we'll hear
- 44:55Speaker 1: it in just a few But right now, the nephew
- 44:58Speaker 1: is here with today's praying phone call. What's got for us? Now?
- 45:01Speaker 1: We're going deep stupid right now, y'all, we're going submarine deep. Okay,
- 45:06Speaker 1: sub marine deep. That's deep, scary, deep, scary right Titlan
- 45:12Speaker 1: is right here is your son and my daughter. Your
- 45:16Speaker 1: son and my daughter got dog. Let's go hello, Hello,
- 45:23Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's father. Is this Darren's father, Yes,
- 45:28Speaker 1: it's Darren singing. Listen, I'm calling you Lashawanda. Is my daughter?
- 45:34Speaker 1: She go to college up there with your son? Uh?
- 45:38Speaker 1: And I'm getting the word I got a few minutes ago.
- 45:43Speaker 1: Was that the two of them to run off and
- 45:46Speaker 1: then got married together. I don't know what what what?
- 45:49Speaker 1: What make them run off and get married like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
- 45:53Speaker 1: where did you hear this from. I just got a
- 45:56Speaker 1: phone call from one of the kids at the school
- 45:58Speaker 1: saying that they didn't that this. The girl grew up
- 46:01Speaker 1: when it went to grew up with an auto grade school.
- 46:04Speaker 1: She called it, said Shanda and dared. Then the red
- 46:08Speaker 1: off and got married together. And they done say that
- 46:11Speaker 1: done yesterday. But wait, wait, my father ain't my father,
- 46:17Speaker 1: ain't I talked to him about three days ago. He
- 46:21Speaker 1: ain't nothing like that. I know, ain't getting yesterday. I've
- 46:25Speaker 1: been calling Shanda and call it. Ain't nobody picking up
- 46:28Speaker 1: And I'm calling this the boys. They give me the
- 46:31Speaker 1: boy phone numb and I call him and ain't nobody
- 46:33Speaker 1: picking up in the airs or nothing. Ain't like my
- 46:37Speaker 1: baby girl, do like nothing like this here. But it's
- 46:41Speaker 1: not like my father do nothing like that without talking
- 46:43Speaker 1: to me first. So let me call down there and
- 46:46Speaker 1: talked to Darren and uh, I can't give me your
- 46:49Speaker 1: numb and I'll call you that. I'm going down there
- 46:52Speaker 1: to that school myself. I'm gonna find both of them now.
- 46:55Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you to let you know his no.
- 46:58Speaker 1: If I'm find out my baby girl and then ran
- 47:02Speaker 1: off and got married because she didn't got pregnant. I
- 47:06Speaker 1: promise you, I'm gonna do something that boy. Ye, if
- 47:08Speaker 1: you got my baby pregnant, you wait a minute, now,
- 47:11Speaker 1: wait a minute. Now, he doesn't do nothing to my son.
- 47:16Speaker 1: I understand about your daughter. That's my son. Now you
- 47:19Speaker 1: ain't going down and put your hands on my son.
- 47:22Speaker 1: If if you got my if you comes my only
- 47:25Speaker 1: baby got well, I understand that your only baby because
- 47:29Speaker 1: that's that's my only son. And you tell me I
- 47:31Speaker 1: was gonna put your ass on, You're gonna have a problem.
- 47:34Speaker 1: If you got my baby pregnant, your son Derek going,
- 47:40Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat it. I mean, what's your name again?
- 47:45Speaker 1: What's your name? Doing my name? It is my baby wis?
- 47:51Speaker 1: What's your name? What's your name? Dill it? I know
- 47:56Speaker 1: how you tell your damn there, Look at mister Dillard. Uh,
- 47:59Speaker 1: you're not gonna put your hands on my son. Let
- 48:02Speaker 1: me bring it him. And the only reason I didn't
- 48:06Speaker 1: see her doing something like that because I'm taller, I'm
- 48:08Speaker 1: toller years and years and years. You know, don't make
- 48:11Speaker 1: no baby. You know what I mean? No baby? Not
- 48:14Speaker 1: being married? You don't do it, he went on. God, man,
- 48:18Speaker 1: that means you're trying to make it right. No wish
- 48:20Speaker 1: you did, mister Dillon. Mister Dillon, listen to me. Now.
- 48:25Speaker 1: I understand that's your daughter, she's playing or whatever. But
- 48:29Speaker 1: let me talk to my sir before you go down
- 48:31Speaker 1: there to try to do something crazy. Okay, let me
- 48:34Speaker 1: tell you something. Your son didn't cause my baby girl
- 48:39Speaker 1: and getting married, and he didn't gotta bring it. I
- 48:41Speaker 1: know what's going on. I know what it is. My
- 48:46Speaker 1: son ain't done nothing to your dag. Let me call
- 48:49Speaker 1: down there and talk to him before you talk about
- 48:52Speaker 1: going down and putting your hands on somebody. I told
- 48:55Speaker 1: my maby the little dog, he ain't nob the dog.
- 48:59Speaker 1: I'm got a whole hoo whoo, whoa, whoa. But don't
- 49:02Speaker 1: be a choosing my son of being no damn fool
- 49:05Speaker 1: of Now, Well, what kind of man grong getting mad
- 49:08Speaker 1: at the age of twenty ain't talking to the parts
- 49:10Speaker 1: and nobody wouldn't make them do something like that. Well,
- 49:14Speaker 1: you talking about my tody. My son ain't done nothing
- 49:17Speaker 1: because you're raising him. Who did you raising? You're doing?
- 49:20Speaker 1: You're in raising right? Wait a minute, now, are you
- 49:23Speaker 1: talking to I'm talking to my baby bringing I'm gonna
- 49:26Speaker 1: beat your boy. If you don't know, you're gonna get
- 49:29Speaker 1: your hold on my wh wh who you think you're
- 49:33Speaker 1: talking to you? I'm talking to you. I'm talking to
- 49:36Speaker 1: oh ho, man, you put your hands on nobody. You
- 49:40Speaker 1: put your hands on so you know clack you understand me.
- 49:47Speaker 1: That's my shun. But about your daughter. But that's my
- 49:51Speaker 1: many friend, my baby. Hey man, hey, I Hey, that's
- 49:57Speaker 1: my show. You're talking about putting your hands on. You
- 49:59Speaker 1: don't have a follow with me if my baby bringing
- 50:02Speaker 1: out promises you don't never knowing that because I'm gonna
- 50:05Speaker 1: do something that boy you here, Man, that's the last
- 50:07Speaker 1: time on he gonna something my shore. Now now you
- 50:10Speaker 1: gonna show down Gaddy your show and they and I
- 50:14Speaker 1: relaxed for a minute. Let me call my friend. I
- 50:17Speaker 1: could back to you because that comes I need to
- 50:20Speaker 1: tell you. But we're saying, man, what she got. I
- 50:23Speaker 1: gonna s the farther out at school to get the woman.
- 50:26Speaker 1: I want you to know one day for I get
- 50:27Speaker 1: off this phone. What is it? Man? Yeah, I'm listening.
- 50:34Speaker 1: Is nephew caught me from the Steve Harby Morning Show
- 50:37Speaker 1: mister Darren, you just got break by your son, Darren Junior.
- 50:43Speaker 1: Oh that boy boy got medicine and no, I gotta
- 50:52Speaker 1: have blood pressure what I call his MoMA done my time.
- 51:02Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, man, what is what is the
- 51:04Speaker 1: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the
- 51:07Speaker 1: lad Steve Harvey Moran Show. Y'all ain't got to say
- 51:12Speaker 1: that I did what I did or I do it again.
- 51:15Speaker 1: I did what I did, and I'm gonna do it.
- 51:19Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it again tomorrow about who you were
- 51:22Speaker 1: right about that? I got time today, I got time
- 51:26Speaker 1: to day think about. I want to point out something
- 51:31Speaker 1: he claims of how deep his stupid it is. But
- 51:37Speaker 1: it's like diving in a puddle. It ain't really that deep.
- 51:46Speaker 1: It ends rather quickly painful. It's like that on the
- 51:51Speaker 1: climb up on the roof of your house and diving
- 51:55Speaker 1: that little puzzle down there. The rain ride away with
- 51:59Speaker 1: that doesn't even spotted me. I'm so deep, I'm so deep.
- 52:04Speaker 1: They leaving me. They leaving me by no, Taren. See.
- 52:11Speaker 1: The reason you think is deep, Tommy, is cause a puddle.
- 52:15Speaker 1: It's the only water that's over there. Well, let's hear it.
- 52:19Speaker 1: It's from Terence. Hey, Steve, I'm on man, it's Terence Man.
- 52:25Speaker 1: I'm trying to get it chucking that brief, Timmy Man.
- 52:28Speaker 1: And then I just found out he going back on
- 52:30Speaker 1: the road next month in November, and that's my birthday. Man,
- 52:34Speaker 1: hollot me so I could get with the few, Timmy man?
- 52:38Speaker 1: What if we from that? Parents? Didn't say what he wanted?
- 52:46Speaker 1: But it was deep? Though? What is we fence to do?
- 52:49Speaker 1: What even your fans is deep? You got a deep
- 52:54Speaker 1: ass fan base. Man, it's my birthday. No information? Tommy
- 53:03Speaker 1: on the road, No information? Man, I gotta get with
- 53:07Speaker 1: Tommy information? Man? Have you hol at me? Who are
- 53:14Speaker 1: you saying? Fast? Deep is deep? To get together? Tears
- 53:27Speaker 1: at the shrine auditorium, Bro, That's why I am trying.
- 53:30Speaker 1: You know how you have a pdf Tommy's cases puddle
- 53:34Speaker 1: deep fans Coming up next Strawberry Letter for today, the
- 53:41Speaker 1: subject how did pine straw get in there? We'll talk
- 53:44Speaker 1: about it right after this. You're listening to show It
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- 54:15Speaker 1: Here it is strawberry letter. Thank you nephew. Subject how
- 54:19Speaker 1: did the pine straw get in there? To Stephen Shirley.
- 54:23Speaker 1: My husband and I have a four year old son
- 54:26Speaker 1: and a three year old daughter. We also have two
- 54:28Speaker 1: small dogs. We got one for my son and he
- 54:31Speaker 1: didn't want to share with our daughter, so my husband
- 54:34Speaker 1: and went out and bought her a dog too. We're
- 54:38Speaker 1: happy with our little family, but we are consumed with
- 54:41Speaker 1: household chores and taking care of our children and pets.
- 54:44Speaker 1: I work out after work, so my husband takes the
- 54:47Speaker 1: children and the dogs to the park down from our house.
- 54:50Speaker 1: I got home yesterday and I assumed they were still
- 54:53Speaker 1: at the park. I called my husband, Darryl and Linda
- 54:58Speaker 1: from two houses down, and the phone answered his phone.
- 55:02Speaker 1: She said Darrel had to go get one of the
- 55:04Speaker 1: dogs that ran off, so I thanked her and hung up.
- 55:08Speaker 1: I started cooking and cleaning up a bit, and in
- 55:11Speaker 1: comes Darrel with the kids and dogs. He said all
- 55:14Speaker 1: of them had been to the park. He was all
- 55:17Speaker 1: dusty and dirty, but the children were spotless. He said.
- 55:21Speaker 1: One of the dogs ran off and he slipped in
- 55:23Speaker 1: pine straw. When he ran after it, he had tiny
- 55:26Speaker 1: pieces of pine straw coming out of his shoe and
- 55:29Speaker 1: out of the back of his jogging pants. He went
- 55:32Speaker 1: to shower and put on clean clothes. A few minutes later,
- 55:36Speaker 1: Linda knocked on the door to return my daughter's shoe
- 55:39Speaker 1: that had fallen off, and Linda was full of pine
- 55:42Speaker 1: straw too. My children were not dirty at all, but
- 55:47Speaker 1: Linda and my husband were. Linda left and I went
- 55:52Speaker 1: to check the jogging pants my husband had on. How
- 55:55Speaker 1: did he get the pine straw all up in his pants?
- 55:58Speaker 1: As soon as he got out of the shower, I
- 56:01Speaker 1: accused him of messing with Linda at the park. He
- 56:04Speaker 1: yelled for a good while and it made him sound guilty.
- 56:08Speaker 1: Should I watch him and Linda? Now? Is that a question?
- 56:12Speaker 1: Is that a question? Girl? What do you think? Yeah?
- 56:16Speaker 1: You should? You should watch them that. Linda start with
- 56:22Speaker 1: what the blank was she doing? Answering your husband's phone.
- 56:25Speaker 1: I mean, then, why was she in your house alone?
- 56:29Speaker 1: You're you're grilling your husband, But please don't let miss
- 56:32Speaker 1: Linda off the hook. She had no business being in
- 56:35Speaker 1: any of this. They are both wrong, wrong and wrong.
- 56:39Speaker 1: They weren't caring anything about you or the kids. Both
- 56:43Speaker 1: of them need to be checked for sure. She doesn't
- 56:46Speaker 1: get to be in your house and which you're a
- 56:48Speaker 1: man with no consequences. What is this? She's lying. Your
- 56:51Speaker 1: husband's lying, and you know it because they didn't say
- 56:57Speaker 1: anything about the pine straw. That's so very obvious. That
- 57:01Speaker 1: was why he was doing all that yelling and stuff
- 57:04Speaker 1: to distract you. Okay, this is really crazy here. I mean,
- 57:09Speaker 1: both of them have pine straw. It sounds like to
- 57:11Speaker 1: me they were rolling around in the pine straw, all right.
- 57:14Speaker 1: Otherwise how did they get how did they get the
- 57:17Speaker 1: pine straw all over them? And the kids were out
- 57:19Speaker 1: there too, and they got nothing, all right? I just
- 57:24Speaker 1: think you saw it with your own eyes, a pine
- 57:26Speaker 1: straw on both of them. No one else, not the dogs,
- 57:29Speaker 1: not the kids. No matter how he tries to yell
- 57:31Speaker 1: and lie about it, they're both guilty of rolling around
- 57:33Speaker 1: in the straw together. That's my conclusion after reading this letter.
- 57:36Speaker 1: What's another explanation you can think of. I don't think
- 57:39Speaker 1: there's one. You really don't need to watch them. You
- 57:42Speaker 1: really don't because you have seen and heard all you
- 57:45Speaker 1: need to know. Steve. Wow, Wow, wow wow? Did we
- 57:53Speaker 1: read two entirely different letters? Because I feel as though
- 57:59Speaker 1: id it? Tommy bear with me on this from my brother.
- 58:03Speaker 1: All right, you know, you know it's amazing how women
- 58:11Speaker 1: stick together and you all don't review the facts properly.
- 58:17Speaker 1: Get your life together. Here we go. How did the
- 58:19Speaker 1: pinestraw get up in d Stephen? Sharing? My husband? I
- 58:22Speaker 1: have a four year old son, three year old daughter.
- 58:24Speaker 1: We got two small dogs, one from my son. He
- 58:26Speaker 1: didn't want to share without doing this, ain't got nothing
- 58:28Speaker 1: to do with the damn let So my husband went
- 58:30Speaker 1: and bought her dog too, So damn what. There we go.
- 58:33Speaker 1: We are happy with our little family, but we are
- 58:36Speaker 1: consumed with household chores and taking care of our children
- 58:39Speaker 1: and pets. That has nothing to do with the damn
- 58:42Speaker 1: ladder either. Here we go. I work out after work,
- 58:48Speaker 1: so my husband takes the children and dogs to the
- 58:52Speaker 1: park down from our house. I got home yesterday and
- 58:57Speaker 1: I assumed they were still at the I called my husband, Shirley,
- 59:06Speaker 1: you want to prove your point so bad? Where did
- 59:09Speaker 1: you get she was up in their house? Linda nowhere
- 59:15Speaker 1: in this letter because you have decided to side with
- 59:20Speaker 1: Linda Dowst and you all against Daryl. I'm not sorry
- 59:29Speaker 1: D's phone now, but you said she was up in
- 59:33Speaker 1: their house. Linda ain't been to their house to lay
- 59:36Speaker 1: their own girl. See you trying to make more out
- 59:39Speaker 1: of this than it is. I assumed they was at
- 59:43Speaker 1: the park. I called my husband that you were right
- 59:45Speaker 1: about this part. Darryl and Linda from two houses down
- 59:51Speaker 1: answered his phone. They were together, that's obvious, but it
- 59:58Speaker 1: was not in their house. They was at the park,
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: like a public place. Daryl can stop Linda from going
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: to the park now. She told him Darrel had to
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: go get one of the dogs that ran off. You
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: just said you all to console with housework and chores,
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: and going to get them damn dogs is one of
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: them things he had to run off. Ain't no telling hop, Steve.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: Hang on, we'll have part two of your response coming
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: up to twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: of today's Strawberry letter is how did the pine straw
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: get in there? Okay, we'll get back into it right
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to morning show, all right, Come on, Steve,
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is how did
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: pine straw get in there? I'm trying to I'm here
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: on behalf of Daryl, who was in this matter, Sirley
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: of the white and it's against Linda. This couple got
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: a lot, two dogs, little kids for you, old three
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: year old dogs. The lady works out after work, and
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: so the kid take the kids, and the husband take
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: the kids and dogs to the park down the street
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: from their house. The lady came in from home yesterday
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: and they assumed they were still at the park, so
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: she called her husband, Daryl. Linda from two doors down
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: answered his phone. I have no idea how that happened.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: That's unexplainable. What is she answering? You're therefore have every
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: right to want to know that, because that right down
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: on hot dumb darrel ass really is Hey, baby, get that,
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: and Linda, Linda, get that. That might be Joe Anne.
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: Get that. I'll be damned, She answered the phone. She
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: said Errol had to go get one of the dogs
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: that ran off, So I thanked her. So I'm assuming
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: that what Linda tried to do was throw some shade
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: by answering the phone but also saying I'm sitting here
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: on the park pinch and Daryl had to run off
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: to get one of the dogs. And it must have worked,
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: because she said. So I thanked her and hung up.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: I started cooking and cleaning up a bit, and then
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: come Darrel with the kids and the dog. He said
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: all of them had been to the park. That's what
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: you said that where Lynda answered the phone, he was
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: all dusty and dirty, but the children were spotless. He said.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: One of the dogs ran off, and he slipped in
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: the pine straw when he ran after him. I played golf.
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: One of my most dreaded moments is when the ball
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: is laying in pine straw. I have slipped in pine
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: straw on the golf course. You can't fall. That's a
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: letter is about when he fell. He rolled around because
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: he's not as athletic as me. Oh yeah, that is.
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: He said they had been, but he was dusting. He said,
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: one of the dogs ran off, and he slipped in
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: the pine straw when he ran after He had tiny
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: pieces of pinestraw coming out of his shoe that you
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: gotta chase a dog and out of the back of
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: his jog in pan. He went to shower and put
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: on some clean clothes. A few minutes later, Linda knocked
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: on the door to return my daughter shoe that had
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: fallen off, and Linda was full of pine straw too.
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: You know, Linda, this help for him. Man doing the most.
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: You know, you're answering phones, bringing shoes back, the shoes
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: and evidence and all this him. Linda, your ass is
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: the other one. You gotta start. You gotta know other
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: one rules your ass, don't me as in the damn
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: phone and bringing shoes back, right, Linda was full of
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: pinestraw too. My children were not dirty at all, but
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: Linda and my husband were. Linda left and I went
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: to check the jogging pants my husband had all how
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: did he get pin straw all up in his pants? Yeah,
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: he told you he failed. That's what we all want
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: to know. He felt. As soon as he got in
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: the shower, he felt Linda was helping look for the
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: dog too. She felt. Everybody can't stand up in pinestraw.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: Very few people know how to do that. You didn't
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: know what pinestraw was a minute ago, So how do
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: you know how to stand up in it? I bet
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: you will fall too. But then I accused him a
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: messing with Linda at the park. He yelled for a
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: good while and it made him sound guilty. Oh now see,
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: you ain't got enough proof right here. Pinestraw is not
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: an act of guilt now, sir, you had to get
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: more evidence to be to accuse this man. It is
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: because she had pinestraw on her, because she was at
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: the park now with them kids and them dogs there.
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: You know, dogs can find you no matter where you go.
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: So I don't know how you think they didn't find
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: them if they was messing around in the pinestraw, which
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: I doubt very sexually at the end of the daytime
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: at the park. Shirley, No, it was what Darrel said
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: it was. And then Shirley, you said, and don't let
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: Linda off the hook. You need to talk to her
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: for what check Kirk for answering his phone. And she
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: doesn't know how Linda got pinestraw in her. That ain't
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: her damn business. He bought them kids back spotless, which
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: is good parenting them kids didn't were not dirty at all.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: You're not giving Darryl no damn credit for the good
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: job of parenting that he did. And all you want
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: to do is you want to talk about how Linda
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: got some prime straw on her. The fact of the
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: matter is how the kids ain't got no prime straw
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: on them at all. You better be a parent, Darryl.
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: You better be a parent boy running after dogs and
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: sacrificing your safety and rolling around in that plying straw
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: to get them kids back to the house spotless and clean.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: But who no, you want to accuse him? And sleeping
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: with Linda at the park in the middle of the
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: damn daytime with two babies and a dog. How I
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: think he failed innocently post your comments on today's strawberries?
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: Stop cutting me off Facebook, And Linda was never at
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: the house? Now and Jack, now you do it with
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: Darryl lying on the bad nothing coming up at forty
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: six minutes after the hour, Junior Sports Talk. Right after this,
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: time now for junior and sports talk. What you got junior? Okay,
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: real quick show just from mine for Virginia Richmond, Virginia
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: that we're doing it at the Funny Both to night.
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: Can't wait to see y'all about to be ignorant. I
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: just need to talk to my man, pimpe Pipe right, yeah,
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: Week seven, Pip, hold on, what's up, ladies? He First
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: things first, Junior, get away from the women's. Right, the
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: women's with ass on it. It's way more fun than
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: just some women. One you hit some women's. Go ahead,
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: here we go, pipp and Saints Cardinals Tonight, Man, who
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: you got? Man? You know this this season being played,
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: I don't know who to pick? Man, Damn who that?
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: Who that really is? Then't turned into who they and
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: what they? And I come there and know all that
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: Cardinals Colin Man need to get them plats out his eye.
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: Cardinals Cardinals. Okay, Falcons Bengals, Pimper, I'm gonna just lie
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: and go with the Falcons. Falcons. It is Lions Cowboys,
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: pipper It's gonna be hard cowboys, gonna whip Lions ass.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: And I showed don't want him to come on Detroit.
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: There we go, Coach Titans, pipper Man, it's Harnda pick
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: no more the coach whipping ass. I'm gonna go with
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: the coach, coach, it is Packers commanders. Man ain't don't
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: turn out that packaging fell apart the Commanders. I don't
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: even know Rogers playing, and he should have went with
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: DeVante Adams wherever. He won't going. He ain't winning the
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: damn thing, and the Packers lost land this week. I
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: don't even see no games over him. Man. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, he's hand the pimp
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: in the Middle East, who I'm out of commission over him? Man,
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: Buck dis Panthers, pa pimping who bucking dis Panthers, bucking needs.
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: They're gonna make it come. They gonna go Panthers. Man,
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: this is shocking man, the five and one Giants, Man
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: at the Jaguars Hell, Yeah, Giants pimping Brown's ravensh You
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: know what it is? Yeah, you know what it is.
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: Damn Ravens. We can't even tackle. How the hell we're
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: gonna we're playing tackle fiodball. Somebody told the Browns just
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: in't touch Raves. The Texas versus the Raiders. Man, well,
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you pick this one us. Yeah, all right,
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: Jo and pimpin thank you. Coming up at the top
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: of the hour, We'll have more of the Steve Harvey
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to the show,
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: all right, Steve. This question came from Willie on Facebook.
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: Willie says it's decision time. The lease is up and
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: I'm no longer financially committed to seeing through this dead
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: end relationship I'm in. I'm thinking of moving out this weekend.
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: My soon to be ex is going out of town
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: to visit her girlfriends, and it feels like the best
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: time to make a break for it. Leave a note
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: and get onto the next phase of my life, a
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: happier phase. Good move question mark? Or is this kind
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: of cowardly question mark? Well, no matter how you leave,
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: it ain't. It's no good time to leave. But a
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: woman don't want you to leave. But you can pack
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: up and move freely. While she's gonne, you will be
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: able to get all your stuff out. So I do
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: think this weekend is the weekend to move out, clear it,
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: and then it'll be just giving her closure. Why did
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: you do it? Now? You're gonna be a coward no
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: matter how you do it. Okay, So I don't care
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: how you leave, you do it. While she had worked,
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: while she's standing there. But if she's at the house
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: and you're trying to move, I'm gonna tell you now,
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: you're not getting all your stuff. Why. Yeah, I've tried that.
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: I tried to move in front of a girl one time.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: It did not work out. I just had some stuff
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: over there. I didn't even get out with she busting
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: cologne on the sidewalk and everything. Oh yeah, I didn't
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: get out of that. I lost two bottles of Brute
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: and some Halsted And I just want you to know, boy,
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: let me tell you something. She busted that black ass
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: bottle of Houston. I hadn't no longer head feelings for
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: her ever, like we had never dated, never ever getting
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: back together. I put two fingers in a little bit
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: of it on the ground and dam my neck all
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: the way. I just couldn't let that all that Houston
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: go to waste on the ground. So, yeah, will I
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: think it'd be a good time to get on out dog? Wow? Yeah,
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: that was some good stuff. Okay, if we have time,
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: there's one more. Leon on Twitter says, I've got an
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: issue with my best friend. He is my dog, my homie,
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: but I need to know how to deal with it. Um.
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: I've been seeing this girl for a month now, and
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: I thought it would be cool to introduce them. She's
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: kind of shy and was severely taken aback by him
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: going on about how fine she is. We were together
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: for like two hours, and he must have said, man,
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: you're fine. Jesus, why are you so fine? He said
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: it at least fifteen times. Once was kind of funny,
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: five times was awkward, fifteen times was creepy. And now
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: she doesn't want to be around him anymore. And I
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: can't blame her. I'm not sure I want to either.
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: Thoughts on dog fine, Yeah she I mean she's a
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: social media friend. I mean, I'm not gonna lose her
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: over this stupid food that can't control his shop. But
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: you don't have to take him around him or you go,
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: hey dog, Hey man, you're tripping. I bought a girl's
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: free dog. It's so cool. They dog, you're tripping. You
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: got this girl uncomfortable, man, and I can't have that man,
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: So you wanted to chill out? Now she don't want
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: to come around She uncomfortable? Right? Yeah, that ain't your
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: best friends, your best friend, don't do that. Tea dog
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: the afrong with you yeah, you need to go on
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: and ask, hey, dog, what's up with that? Where you
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: going with this man? We're bringing his answer around, you know,
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: and you know he won't making her around him. No,
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lose this chick cause you're stupid. Times funny,
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: five times was awkward, but fifteen times creepy about the
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: time number three? Hey man, we got lets move on
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: right right, move along, move along? Yeah, okay, all right, guys,
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: We all know that Halloween is right around the corner,
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: right well, according to set Yeah senet dot com, watching
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: a horror or a scary movie, a scary movie can
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: actually destress you. What it can act actually destress you,
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: That's what it says. This according a statement as we
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: read this on behalf of everybody on the Steve Harky
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: Morning Show following statement that Shirley Strawberry is about to
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: make is a white statement very much off of us
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: set dot com. All right, listen, so they say, apparently
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: watching horror movies allows you to forget your own daily
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: fears and worries and get totally involved in other people's
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: fears and worries. It's both. If you're scared, don't right
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: people's feels. That's your other field. Right, I've already stress
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: now I'm watching a movie movie stress me out because
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: I'm scared Now. It distracts you from your anxiety. It
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: puts you uh your own problems in perspective. The world
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: may be a mess, politics may be stressful, and your
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: job may be terrible, but at least a psycho killer
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: isn't chasing you around with an act and that relaxes you. Yeah,
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, every time I see Jason Nikes leaving. Yeah,
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: all right, we're moving on watching Hold of Guys Come
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: Out TV. Now. I'm sitting over here. I'm looking at
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: my TV right here. Coming up at thirty three minutes
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: after the hour, we'll playing around it. Would you rather?
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to morning show time now
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: for a round of would you rather? Here we go?
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: Would you rather be alone alone for the next five
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: years or never be alone for the next five years?
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: It was like just nobody though, nobody at all alone. Yeah,
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: that would be the very definition. Don't give me rather,
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: I'm gonna get I got, I got sleepy. Somebody I
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: didn't got tied to me A lot of times. I can't.
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: I can't just be with me. You I get, I don't.
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: I don't enough. I don't talk back enough to Russia.
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: Oh all right? Would you rather be the richest person
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: in the world? Hey, Hey, I don't care. You don't care.
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: I don't get a damn damn b is. Would you
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: rather be the smartest person in the world? Stupid? Yeah,
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: I want to be the smartest. I'm offended. I watched
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: Jeopardy at that time when that dude had won nineteen
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: times in a row. I was offended the entire time. Why,
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: stupid ass, you ain't riding no bike when you was
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: a little boy. Where was your truck at? You're dating nobody?
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: Because for you to know that much, he didn't have
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: a childhood, No, I mean he knew everything. This dame
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: knew everything. I was offended Mark very much. So all right,
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: moving on to would you rather have sex the night
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: before or would you rather wake up to sex? I
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: amby the night before, the night before? What the night before?
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: Just before? Yeah? At night would you rather have a
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: sex Usually I got to go, so I'll take it
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: at night. You're taking it, don't really matter as long
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: as it's happening. Just okay, now that's what. I don't
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: really have to go to sleep. I would rather be
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: put to sleep, all right. Last one, guys, here's a
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: Halloween question. Would you rather spend Halloween night at a
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: funeral home? Or would you rather spend Halloween night at
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: a cemetery? They all did in him. Now give me
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: that cemetery. There's people at the funeral home. They'd be
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: moving still. Now you can run at the cemetery. You
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: might slam up into a couple of tubs, but I'm
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: not fitting be in here and here noises? Could you? Hey?
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: When your funeral director come back that morning, he gonna
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: put all the vitas back up. Who told these curtains down?
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: Like paneling on the wall? Coming up in forty nine
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: minutes after it's our last break of the day, and
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: we'll have the coffin shut right after this. You're listening
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: to show? All right, guys, here we are, last break
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: of the day, last break of the day, and uh,
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: you know, Steve, before we get to your clothing, Um,
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: I want you guys to hear how this crazy man
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: answered this caller earlier. Let's listen to this please. It's
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: crazy Steve. Good morning Steve. My name is Sharon and
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: I have a little genius, which is my grandson that
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: I would like for you to talk to. He's three
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: years old. He knows all the planets from the universe.
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: He can tell you how much miles there are, he
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: can tell you the different size there. And he's only
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: three years old. His name is Keiley, and he is
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: really a different from God. You know what, baby? Everybody
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: think they grand baby is a gift from God. Ain'tybody
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: for the talk to his little nut ass? I don't,
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: and I don't give a damn how many planets he
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: is in high far. They all wait from each other.
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: He need to get his ass in there and get
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: potty trained. Sitting up being that, peing on himself and
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: Steve booboo and hit the bear. That's what he's doing.
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: You need to learn his ass something like that. And
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: everybody think they baby smart just because your baby smarter
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: than you, don't make the damn baby smart sitting up
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: in here sucking his thumb. Sorry, sharing genius well, thank you,
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. You know, sorry, you know whatever. Sorry,
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: you know, don't call me with information about your babies,
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: you know cause sometimes you know, I think, but really,
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: this is what I think. I think. People. Really, you
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: need to put your child that you think is all
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: that gifted in the room with some other smart kids
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: you made. Discover your baby ain't that smart after all?
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: You just mike he baby, Well, you know that's good.
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: That's her grand baby. Ship, Yeah, that's a grand baby.
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: Do you have any issues saying that about this baby? No, no,
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: none of that. I used to write jokes about it.
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: Came to me one time, Lord, my baby so smart.
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: Do you know my baby can work a remote control?
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: Do you know when I was young, I couldn't work
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: a remote control? Lady, we didn't have remote control. We
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: was a remote control and turn that put that on
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: TV three. Anyway, Just still calm me telling me how
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: bright your baby is that we don't have your baby
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: next to some other babies. Find out your baby hit
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: that gifted at all. A matter of fact, find out
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: your baby need to get into some type of program. Hey, y'all, listen,
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: we've been doing. I don't want you home know the
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: importance of voting in this election is critical, y'all. I'm
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: back on the ad just in time to lend my
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: voice to the cause. We have got to vote. We
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: have got to vote. I'm telling you, man, the minority
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: of the people in this country are trying to control
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: the majority. They have already reversed Roe versus Wade. Do
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: you understand what that's really saying to women, that you
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: have no choice in the matter. Do like we say
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: do because we're the Conservative party and we determine what
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: you do with your body. You don't get to decide
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: what you want to do with yourself. Are you kidding me?
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? That's not the right way. How
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: are you gonna take away people's hour of choice? And
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: they do it in everything, and they're trying to do
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: it in the polls too. So instead of you having
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: all these mailboxes to drop your mail ins, they then
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: took mailboxes out of the neighborhoods until you go into
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: your normal polling place. They've moved to polling places and
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: reduced the number of them. And now they have laws
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: where you can't even supply people with water and refreshments
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: in line at a polling place. They're making that illegal
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: so they can discourage people from getting relief standing in
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: them long ass lines that they're creating because they've moved
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: your polling place. That's how desperate they are. But that's
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: how evil they are. And we got to get smart
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: to this man, and we got to early vote, we
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: got to mail in vote, and we got to vote
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: vote vote because we are sick of the minority trying
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: to control the majority. Listen, if you want to be
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: the minority. I'm fine with that, go ahead and be that,
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: but your policy can't be my policy. You can't tell
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: me what to do because you don't do it. That's
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: simply put. I don't think that a person should have
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: the right to walk in a synagogue, a church, a school,
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: a movie theater, a building, a mall and just start
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: killing people. But y'all, ads ain't got no problem with
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: not fixing the gun laws. Why because guns make money.
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: Excuse me, I don't want everybody to be able to
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: buy a gun. You ain't got no problem with that.
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: You know why, because the minority owns the NURA. The
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: NURA makes moneys off a gun sales man, y'all tripping
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: we can change this with the vote. Rubio got no
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: business being governor in Florida. Kemp has no business being
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: governor of Georgia. Man y'all kidney Stacy Abrams should be
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: in next governor in Georgia. You need to get to
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: the polls. Man, stop clowning and all y'all Rappids has
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: taken stands for this man named Kemp. Wake up, man
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: you sleep, Let's get to the poet. Well, we all
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: got you sleep, you got to you got. We gotta
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: stand for what's the masses. It's best for the masses,
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: not for your little program. You got okay? When we
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