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- Welcome to the hangover clinic. Woo. Know Guess who's back? Guess who's Back again. I don't think he's overrated. I feel like I feel like his first, like, two, three albums. I think he was better when he was kidnapping his wife and his and and and killing Okay. His mom. I think he was better. Crazy. It was a little crazy. I'm just saying. I think he was better. Just like I thought James Harden was better with the hoes. I think. When you said that, was like, I got the hoes. Anyway. That's diff It was a different time. It was a different time. You're not gonna look at me and say, you won't sing along when the real Slim Shady comes on. No. First off, I'm not saying that. Okay. So beside okay. Bet. Bet. Besides that song, what are the songs does he have that you sing along with? I actually sing along with a lot of his songs, but I don't know the names of them. I can tell you. Based on my life. You sing along with that one? Hoot, Jady. Yeah. See, that's the white side coming out. Don't don't do that to me. I'm just a girl. That's the white side coming out because don't nobody black see that shit. Love the way you lie. Rihanna's part? You don't you don't All of it, but yes. Okay. Lose yourself. You don't lose yourself. Yeah. Mom's spaghetti. All of the sweaty. The monster? I don't know if you remember that one. Monster? Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was the same song. Mm-mm. Shit. Okay. But I sing I only know Rihanna's Okay. Then Godzilla with Juice World. I don't like Juice World, but I do like that song. Why did you like Juice World? I don't know. He's just not my favorite. Like Oh, like, musically. Like, music wise. Oh, it's like, damn. Like, rest in peace. What the fuck? No. No. No. He's just, like, it was he was never really my favorite. Juice World's crazy talented, though. But, yeah. His Marshall Mathers album. Yeah. Hands down. I did like the revival album a little bit. Walk on Water featuring Beyonce. Great song. Gay. River featuring Ed Sheeran. Gay. Remind me. Yeah. These sound soft as fuck. Every single one. Oh, his song with Kalani was so good too. Sorry. I just like him. Gay. Okay. Anyway, I'm just saying. Overrated. Kidding. Excuse me. Overrated. No. You know who's overrated? Nickelback. Don't disagree there. Who else is all who else had an overrated weekend? Drake. Listen, I'm a fan of Drake musically. Personally, don't know him to be a fan of him personally or whatever the case would be, but musically, I feel like he gets a bad rap. Right? Two, I also think like he makes really good songs. But you know when somebody is running out of shit to talk about and they just continue to talk about bullshit and you're just like bro, let it go. That's what this felt like. This last this magical pop up of three albums first off, I would never put my mom on the cover now of an album and have sexy reds about pop that and all that shit on that. So I'll bitch, I'll kill you. But, I feel like he could've put More effort into a single album instead of The best songs of all three into one album Mhmm. And made it a great album. Instead, he chose to drop three, which, you know, of course, don't know if you've seen this yet, all TikToks and all. It's only with hip hop we have this. I really hate this shit. Because with country, if they drop a triple album, it's not a it's not a, oh, he trying to get out of his label deal. He trying, he he, we don't have think pieces for an hour on TikTok. Essentially, everyone thinks that Drake is trying to get out of his deal with UMG, who was also head above Kendrick Lamar's label, you know, and and trying to get out of his deal. And he had three more albums to do, so he dropped three albums. Now, granted, maybe true, But doesn't it doesn't matter. Who cares? I remember when we were mysteriously like unaware of all the shit that was going on with Pac Mhmm. And Biggie until they came to the forefront. We were unaware of the jabs that they were taking at each other. We were unaware of Big Pun and and the beef he had with 50¢ and, you know, like, were unaware of all these things. Now it's in like everything and it's It's kind of over everywhere. God. I'm tired of fucking talking about Kendrick and Drake beef. Like, why can't I be a fan of both? I'm like, that was a year ago. Well, it's not even that it was a year ago. It's just like, honestly, like, so many careers were made Mhmm. Because of that. So many careers were kaput because of that. And so many there 's so many mistakes. And it really did nothing for hip hop but make everybody kinda divided. And it was like, oh, if you like Drake, you don't like Kendrick. No. I like both. Like, I can I can I can say, oh, GNX was a great fucking album? Mhmm. He stuck the landing on this beef and Drake hasn't let it go. Yeah. And then does three albums that Which if we wanna be real, Iceman was the only one where he just like cleared the path and just talked shit about LeBron, talked shit about Khaled, talked shit about Ross, talked shit about DeRozan, talked shit about Kendrick, talked shit about Playboy Cardi, just air out all your grievances. Mhmm. Great. And then it was like, I haven't heard all of them. And that's another thing too, like, it's Monday. Yeah. If you listen to all three of the albums and dissected all three of the albums by Monday, you're a fucking loser. I can't say shit on this one. I'm so sorry. I didn't dissect his album and I won't at all. But you listen to all three? No. I haven't listened to any of them. Okay. But So so my The thing I'm like going, I can't say anything is because when Bring her back. Haven't talked about her in a minute when Taylor drops. Oh my god. Yeah. When Taylor Taylor dropped Torture Poets Department and she just did the first one. And then by the time people listened to it dropping at, like, 10PM, I think, by the time it finished the first album, she dropped the second album and said nothing. And you kinda just went on Spotify and saw that there was another album. So I like those kinda things where it's like, wait, we had no fucking idea this was happening. Drake did that. Yeah. Yeah. I like that aspect of it. I think three is too much. But I will say I did sit and dissect most of the songs on those albums when they first came out. So my problem with that is is that you don't appreciate art instantly as as much as we want to say we do. We don't appreciate the the art that especially music. Music art wise, you can appreciate it like you can say, oh, yeah. Like, okay. I like this song. I like this beat. I like this. But you don't notice the little things that go into a song sometimes. And I say that from from the side of making songs, from the side of watching my brother and how they write and do practice and do things together, bands, and watching other bands and how they do stuff. Yeah. You don't appreciate all the little intricacies, especially when it comes to lyricism, which we in rap always it's about the lyrics and the it's really about the beat, bro. It's it's always been about the beat. If the beat is trash, it doesn't fucking matter what you're saying on the lyrics. You could fart on a snare drum. I will say, because I feel like I know where you're going with this. I could be completely wrong. But the lyrics, like, that's Taylor's whole thing. Mhmm. It's her lyrics. And so listening to her songs as someone who has listened to every single one of her albums, I didn't listen to the beats and the everything. Like, I listened to the lyrics for her songs. But that's different because it's pop music compared to But hold on. What I'm gonna say about that is, is you're a fan. Mhmm. You're a fanatic. Most people that are talking about the Drake, Kendrick, Ross, all this shit that they're not fans. Mhmm. They just want a little bit of social media spotlight. Yeah. And if you talk to the fans of Drake, there's probably like four songs on Iceman that were like, okay, this was this is what I needed. And then there were like two on the other one and they were like one on the other one. Mhmm. Right? Kendrick fans, the album slapped, I'm not gonna front. There was probably like three or four songs they were like, yeah, this is this is the this is Kendrick. And then baby Keem and there was two songs on that. This is what we need. But they were fanatics. Yeah. Right? And again, media, people monetizing, people trying to just, oh, catching on to the hottest thing that's smoking right now, which is fine. I'm not knocking it. But I do feel like it's over you cannot possibly dissect because we're still dissecting we're still dissecting pop albums Mhmm. Rap albums, rock and roll albums, country albums from artists that are dead. Yeah. That have been dead. How can you I never know. How can you dissect three albums in a weekend? Yeah. You have a lot of time on your hand. You're a fucking loser. You're a loser. You have no, like, my homeboy my homeboy KG asked me, he's like, so did you check out Drake yet? And I was like, I checked out like five songs in between doing life Mhmm. And driving to where I was going. Yeah. I ain't listened to it since. And I keep trying to start it over to go through the whole album. All. Yeah. I got through Iceman finally today. And I finally, like, I was stuck in driving for, an hour. So I was like, fuck it. You know? I'm a rock with it. Was not very impressed. I didn't even realize the album came out and I drove eight hours one day. And I was like That's crazy. But see I listened to a book instead. But see, my thing is is like, what a nerd, what? Oh, it was such a good book too, Ziggy. I cried in the car. I was, I had myself on cruise control like my grandma taught me. Cruise control. And I was kicking my feet, baby. This is so cute. First off, where the fuck were you driving for eight hours? So I was driving to Houston and back in one day. So four hours there, four hours back. Who takes four hours to get to Houston? Technically, Katy. I was going to Katy, Texas. Katy's South of Houston. Okay. Alright. Alright. I was going for a baby shower. I love my friends. What can I say? But I mean, I've done that for I did that for my son, but it took me three hours. Yeah. I didn't wanna get pulled over. Is this wood? Knock on. Knock on that. That's wood. I didn't get pulled over. And I don't get pulled over. In San Antonio, it took me four hours. That's crazy. So These are the people that I try to avoid on the road. And I was driving with my son. But once you get up to a certain speed, you don't think about it. You just you Yeah. Just I'll try and put it on cruise control at the exact speed limit so no one can pull me over. You just cruising, moving through people. You just And then slamming on your brains because you disassociated. No, I'm zoned in. I'm listening to music or listening to a podcast. My son is zoned out his headphones. We're just, or he goes to sleep. My son loves to go to sleep in the car. It's really weird. It's very, it kind of soothing because you feel like you're being like rocky. You know what's crazy though? Is when I'm going slow, he does not. He's like, what are you gonna do? Right. Yeah. He's like, bro, what are you doing? Like, why are you why are you going so fucking slow? And it's like, I'm sorry. Are you okay? I'm sorry. I'm in a fucking school zone. Yeah. Like, I'm sorry. I'm fucking trying to drive on a, you know, residential. My bad. But, yeah. No. He's Let me hit the 80 in here real quick. Honestly, he goes to sleep at eighty. Like, eighty, he just be now I go to sleep in the back seat a car all the time. I haven't been able to sleep in the backseat of a car since I got in a wreck. But I have to do it. Like, I have to go to sleep because if I'm not in the front seat, I have a car sickness. Yes. Motion sickness. Yep. So I have to be asleep. His little brother's the same way. He throws up in my car quite often. Do you have a bag Well, he doesn't doesn't throw up in my car anymore. Mhmm. He throws up in his grandma's car because she drives a little. Ain't talk we ain't gonna talk about her like that. But me, when I drive, first of I make sure he doesn't eat in the car. Mhmm. And then second of all, when we drive, we're usually on, like, all highway. Mhmm. So it's like like we all went down to, where the fuck was it? Oh, we went to Louisiana, and I drove the whole way. And, yeah, he didn't yeah. No. It wasn't until we got into Dallas, like, with traffic, stop and go traffic, and moving and shit like that. Yeah. It was he was like I'm like, hold on. We almost there. We're almost there. Skirt skirt skirt. We're there. Now throw up. I do I will say on my way back from Houston, I could smell gas and it, like, I got worried. Because I was like, oh, shit. Is my car okay? Little Edna? I don't know. Edna? Yeah. My name my car's name is Edna. Like, Edna Mode from The Incredibles. Because I drive a black Kia Soul. So I just want you to know that almost every black person knew that you had a black car when you said Edna. Mhmm. Because that is a black ass name. When I first got my car, my mom was like, what are gonna name it? Cause I was gonna get a blue Kia Soul. I was gonna name it Solly Mhmm. From Monsters Inc. Then Solly. Solly. Yeah. Oh, did just Solly. I gotcha. Okay. And then I didn't like the blue one that much, so then I got the black one. Yeah. Bloons are ugly. Black characters I can't Just like You should've seen me in the Tom Thumb parking lot. Black characters from Disney, but not black characters from Disney because I wanted to pick a good name. What? Yeah. It was weird. It was a weird search for me. But then I was my mom was like, just name it Edna. And I was like, you so right. Yeah. Let me find out Mama Brie got some black around her. Because I was, what's, I was gonna name it Frozo for a minute. Ew. I know that. And I was like, that doesn't work. I just, I don't like it. And that's when I came up with Edna. That's when my mom was like, Edna. And I was like, you so right. Think I'm So not I'm driving with, I can smell gas and I was freaking out. And I look in front of me and there's like a car with a trailer on it and I can just see, like, water. It looks like water, like, when you're driving in the rain. I was like, oh, fuck. So then I, like, go to the side and I see the gas cap is open. Man's driving, not a care in the world. Windows roll down. Don't know why you didn't fucking smell it. Because it's going behind him. Yeah. So I'm, like, I turn on my hazards and I'm, like I get in front of him and I, like, kinda do, like, a hand motion for him to get over. And he doesn't, because I pull over so I can be like, dude, your fucking gas cap's open. Right. He doesn't pull over, so then I have to get back on the highway and I'm like, no, you pull over. So we finally start going slow right next to each other and I have to tell him that his gas cap is open. He's like, And I was like, gas cap, open. Get to it. Yeah. I smell gas You're a fucking good Samaritan because I would've been like, yo, gas cap, check your fuel. I'd've been like, fuel, Fuel. You don't wanna stop fucking. We out. Yeah. But I was like, hey, I got time today. That's why I took you fucking four hours. That's crazy as hell. Ain't no way. No. But yeah. No. Ain't no way. The drag album's okay. No. I'm sorry. We we yeah. We got We got slightly sidetracked. Slightly sidetracked. But yeah. I mean, I don't know. I this to me, all that shit is over all this shit is overrated. Mhmm. And then people aren't even talking about Givion's album. Givion's album is actually pretty good. I don't even know who that is. You don't listen to R and B? No. Not really. That's why. That's what you're I mean, I kinda do. Like, I have a playlist. Yes. But it's like Yeah. Songs and all you Yeah. I gotcha. That makes sense. What else do we wanna talk about? I don't oh, the, mascot reveal. You haven't seen this. I haven't. And I'm like, low key kind of disappointed. Yeah. It's so So the mascot's taken off the helmets? Yeah. The mascots for the colleges Mhmm. Which now I know them, they are graduating. But do you? Not really. Tigers, rams, bears, oh my, don't care. So they're graduating college. When you graduate college, you take off Your cap. Your cap. Mhmm. And so they're taking off their heads. No? Boo. Yeah. And they're kinda like revealing themselves. That's cool, I guess. They're primarily women. Usually. Yeah. All like a good chunk of them have been women. And that's to me, I feel like that's that's cool. I would love to know if the BYU cougar was one of them. I haven't seen that one yet. Yeah. I doubt it because the the table not I don't I take that back. Mhmm. I don't doubt it. But doing the shit that they were doing on the tables with the push ups and jumping up Yeah. Not a lot of women can do push ups like that. A lot of, like, TCU has three of, like, multiple. Yes. So they could BYU could have multiple. For sure. Mhmm. And I think that's I think that's the biggest thing is I think I think it's don't get me wrong. I think it's cool. You're graduating. Congratulations. All the graduates out there. High school, college, middle school to high school, elementary to middle school. I think it's dope. This is around the time when parents are like, all the hard work of fucking getting your punk ass to school Yeah. Getting your punk ass supplies and all the rest of that shit. I say that as a parent doing all that shit, or helping do all that shit. His mom does majority of it. I just what else you need? And then I'm there on the weekends. But anyway, neither here nor there. Congratulations to all the kids graduating, moving up to the next levels of life. But also shout out and congratulations to the parents. Mhmm. I do wanna talk about proms though. Prom? Proms. Okay. I think proms are over fucking rated. Yeah. And the reason I say that is because, like Drake, like the hip hop community, we just try to go overboard sometimes. Mhmm. Like, why the fuck you got a helicopter picking up your kid for fucking prom? That's so stupid. For them to I'm a be honest, maybe I'm hating because I didn't go to prom. Oh, you hating. Yeah, I'm hating. But, everybody I talked to that went to prom, I'm glad I didn't go. I want an Apple TV at my prom. Oh my god. Bougie ass rich asshole. What? I went to like the ghettoest fucking high school. Though it was because I doubt it. Oh, yeah. Lakeview Centennial in Garland. That is pretty ghetto. Yeah. I give you that. Alright. How still did you win at Apple TV? So the, What are the parents called that, like, help raise money for I don't know. I don't remember what they're called. The Not chaperones. I don't fucking remember. I thought I said chaperone? I don't remember chaperones putting up money. No. Whatever. The parents raise money for the grade level and then Fundraisers, got it. Yeah. And the money they got from that, they used to get prizes for the prom for if you went to prom and you got a ticket with your name on it, whatever. So, I want an Apple TV from that. All I ever heard about prom was that you either you finally sealed the deal Mhmm. Or you got too drunk to remember. I remembered my prom. It wasn't Okay. Horrible. But, I will say, at my prom So out of the two options, you said you remember your prom, so that was the seal the deal prom? What is No. No. No. I went I was like, wait, what? Because I there was two was in theater and I went with all of my friends that are girls to prom. Nerds. I got it. Hey, I had a great time. No. But the problem was, is that one of the girls won prom queen, and then a basketball guy won prom king, but he wouldn't dance with her. He, like, refused. Listen, that's a man scared of his girlfriend. That's a man But scared of his then the school booed her. Booed her? Yeah. Like, I felt like I was in an early February fucking high school movie. Booed her? Booed her for winning. Oh. Yeah. Wow. That's kinda weird. It was so stupid. And so then he was like, no, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna dance with her. And we all were looking at him like, okay. So we all pushed them out of the way and we danced with her. Because we're like, no, you're not gonna fucking sit and stand in the middle of this weird ass cult circle. Makes sense. And be booed and not and like embarrassed. Yeah. That's whack. So I thought that was stupid. That is stupid. That's why I hate basketball movies. I just feel like proms have just gotten out of hand, bro. Like like, you know, it's they're theater theatrical as fuck. Mhmm. Now the prom entries were pulling up in Bentleys and Rolls Royce is like, Whatever. Why? Save that money for college. Right. Like Or a house. Or a business or whatever you wanna do with your life but on prom. Most of those people you ain't even gonna see most of these people ever again. And if you do, it's gonna be twenty years down the line, a reunion and you're gonna be like, man, your high school years were the best years of your life. That's sad. That is sad as fuck. Mhmm. Sad as fuck. I didn't even graduate high school and I'd seeing people on Facebook. I'd like, man, those are your best years. You're like jail, dead. Some of them. Some of them. Multiple. Multiple baby mamas, multiple children, fucking records and shit. But I mean, listen, I mean, listen, not everybody. Mhmm. But I'm just the people that put so much emphasis on prom and shit like that, I get it. You know what I'm saying? But like at the same time I don't. And I say that as a, as a person who has a cousin that just did prom and doing graduation and I'm, I was hyped for his prom, but at the same time I told his mom like, yo, have him dress nice, take some pictures, but the best is yet to come. Like, like we not, we not going crazy for this. This is not, this should not, I like offered up a watch and all that shit. And like, I was like, it's not, Other than that, I'm not really like supporting any of this extra shit because some of fact is because like You're gonna forget about it. Yeah. Like, not going like, he going off to college on a scholarship to play ball. Like what are we doing? Like no, this is stay out of trouble. Get your ass onto the next road. Yep. Because at the end of the day, that's the goal. Like, yeah. So fuck all that prom bullshit and everybody be like, oh y'all hating. No, I'm not hating. I just kinda like, you know, again, do you boo boo. If you got the money to do it, you got Go ahead. Do you. But mostly y'all that be front like that don't. And it's weird. Absolutely weird. But anyway, I'm glad for the mascots taking off their caps. Sure. But I just I hadn't seen it and I just kinda felt like it was, you know, when you told me about it, I was like, I don't really. Isn't the point of the mascot not to show their fucking face? Yeah. But they're graduating. So So you can't go be a mascot somewhere else? Let's call it. I mean What about what if we what if we thought you were a great mascot and wanted you to be a professional mascot? Then cool. Go do that. Live dreams. I don't fucking know what to tell you. I don't know. I mainly like it because of all the edits of it. I got Maybe I just need to watch it. I haven't watched it. There's one where the guy is walking through the tunnel of the, like, of the football stadium, and then, like, through the halls. And then every time he, like, passes one of the pillars, it turns back into him. And then he passes another pillar and he's back the into mascot. Ah, that's dope. Keeps going. See what I'm saying? See, maybe it's just cool. I need to watch it. Man, I just need to watch it. I'll watch it. I'll watch it today or tomorrow. Well, maybe that's all I got today, folks. I don't know. I'm just I'm just Memorial Day weekend Yeah. Coming up. Breezy gonna be working all of it? Yep. Fucking insane. I think I'm a go to Miami. Miami. I think I am. I love Miami now. I have a great time in Miami every time I go now. You're just gonna move to Miami now? I'm not moving to Miami. It's far too expensive. Well, I'm not moving to Miami. I'm not moving to Miami. I can get like a three bedroom house for the type of studio of law of shit that I would buy in Miami. And and I don't wanna I don't wanna do I can deal with tornadoes. Can't deal with hurricanes. Fuck no. No. No. You're not I'm not fuck no. My car floods, I'll be pissed. My house floods, I'll be pissed. Iguanas? Falling out of the sky, man. You know how you know about that? It gets cold and they fucking freeze and fall out of Yep. Fuck that. Then they crawl on your roof when it's fucking warm and shit. Mhmm. Now you're hearing shit and you wanna shoot some shit. Nah. Can't. Nope. I can't do it. Then on top of that, the birds, the little cranes Mhmm. They're fucking endangered? Yeah. They should be. Should be fucking extinct. What do you mean? You walk up to my car, you see your reflection, you start beating my car with your fucking beak, I'm gonna kill you. But if I touch it, I'm going to jail and getting a fine. Mhmm. I would be in jail all the time in Florida. Miami. Miami. All the time. Because fuck that. What? Yeah. Plus I don't know Spanish. Valid. Mhmm. Thank you for joining The Hangover Clinic. You can hear this on wherever you get your podcast at if you're subscribed to us and only if you're subscribed to us in Miami. This is a Stolen Water Media production.