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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit looking back to back down,
- 0:13Speaker 1: giving them just like theming bu bu things and it's
- 0:19Speaker 1: not true. Good Steve har to mother, stay, don't join jo.
- 0:58Speaker 1: You gotta use that turn hur You gotta turn to
- 1:41Speaker 1: turn them out, got to turn them out, to turnout,
- 1:46Speaker 1: turn the water the water. Come Come on your tha,
- 2:01Speaker 1: h I shall will a good morning everybody. You're listening
- 2:05Speaker 1: to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and
- 2:09Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Here we go today.
- 2:15Speaker 1: I think I have something for a lot of people today,
- 2:17Speaker 1: at least I hope I do. And this is about
- 2:21Speaker 1: on your journey, And this is about something that happens
- 2:25Speaker 1: to us all. I mean, what happens to all of
- 2:31Speaker 1: us from time to time when we get discouraged, What
- 2:35Speaker 1: happens to all of us when we feel like quitting,
- 2:40Speaker 1: What happens to all of us when we have that
- 2:42Speaker 1: turn back moment. What happens to all of us when
- 2:47Speaker 1: it don't seem like it's gonna pay out? Because I
- 2:51Speaker 1: want you to understand something that everyone, every single living soul,
- 2:56Speaker 1: has those thoughts about something at some point in their life.
- 3:02Speaker 1: I mean, you know, look, I've oftentimes been discouraged about
- 3:07Speaker 1: things not happening as fast as I like them. All
- 3:11Speaker 1: things don't pan out the way I would like for
- 3:14Speaker 1: them to have panned out. I mean, there's so many
- 3:18Speaker 1: ways to get discouraged. But but what my encouragement to
- 3:25Speaker 1: you is when discouragement comes is understand this. It is
- 3:32Speaker 1: a part of the growth process. It is a test.
- 3:39Speaker 1: It is a test of your faith. How bad you
- 3:44Speaker 1: want it, do you really believes that's all faith is.
- 3:51Speaker 1: It's simply and I've said this how many times. Faith
- 3:55Speaker 1: is to belief in things that you cannot see. So
- 3:57Speaker 1: when discouragement comes, set facts comes, it is a test
- 4:02Speaker 1: of your faith. At least it's been that way for me.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Now other people can explain it another way. I'm not
- 4:08Speaker 1: other people. I can only give it to you the
- 4:11Speaker 1: way it has come to me and throughout my life,
- 4:13Speaker 1: and man on man on man. Discouragement sometimes it's tough
- 4:17Speaker 1: to deal with because it seems at times when you
- 4:23Speaker 1: are discouraged that is so absolute that this means the end,
- 4:31Speaker 1: and if you allow it to set in, it can
- 4:35Speaker 1: be just that the end of you. When Milly Milly.
- 4:39Speaker 1: It was a test, that's all it is. But the
- 4:43Speaker 1: majority of people that I know who are not successful
- 4:48Speaker 1: or who have told me the story of how they
- 4:50Speaker 1: gave up, it was because at a moment of discouragement
- 4:56Speaker 1: that they allowed it to set in and it became
- 5:00Speaker 1: so engulfing that it became the reason why you shouldn't finish.
- 5:05Speaker 1: And then they started justifying it with hither one that
- 5:07Speaker 1: I hate to hear. Well, if it's God's will, excuse me.
- 5:13Speaker 1: If it's God's will that you fail. If it's God's
- 5:18Speaker 1: will that you're not successful. If it's God's will that
- 5:23Speaker 1: you lay down and give up, it's God's will that
- 5:27Speaker 1: you allow yourself to amount to to not reach your potential.
- 5:33Speaker 1: That's God's will. That's not the God I know. That's
- 5:38Speaker 1: not the God I served. That's not the God I've
- 5:40Speaker 1: read about. That's not the God I believe in. I'm sorry.
- 5:44Speaker 1: I just my mother always taught me something that he
- 5:47Speaker 1: didn't bring me this far to leave me. I just
- 5:50Speaker 1: don't believe that. Not for a second. Now have I
- 5:57Speaker 1: convinced myself or some things, yep, have I allowed the
- 6:01Speaker 1: devil to come into the picture and paint a different
- 6:03Speaker 1: one from it. Yelp, yep, I've done all of that,
- 6:07Speaker 1: but you can't blame that on God. Now, come on,
- 6:11Speaker 1: So when discouragement comes, try to look at it if
- 6:18Speaker 1: you can, as a test of your faith, and you
- 6:22Speaker 1: merely have to pass the test. It could be for
- 6:26Speaker 1: a day, a half a day, a few hours, a week,
- 6:28Speaker 1: a few weeks, it don't matter. Don't nobody know how
- 6:31Speaker 1: long the test period is. Your job is to keep
- 6:35Speaker 1: the faith and keep moving. Keep the faith and keep moving,
- 6:40Speaker 1: keep working, keep believing, keep hope alive. That's your job.
- 6:46Speaker 1: If you do that, that's how you pass the test.
- 6:50Speaker 1: It could be over tomorrow, it could be over in
- 6:52Speaker 1: two weeks, it could be over in a month. You
- 6:54Speaker 1: don't know. But all you got to do is wake
- 6:56Speaker 1: up and keep the faith and fight the discouraging feelings.
- 7:00Speaker 1: And how do you do that? Steve? Now here we go.
- 7:03Speaker 1: This is the part I know about for show because
- 7:06Speaker 1: how many times I've had to fight off discouragement in
- 7:10Speaker 1: order to get to where God wanted me to be.
- 7:14Speaker 1: What do you do when you become discouraged? Well, I
- 7:19Speaker 1: think of the outcome when I get discouraged about a task.
- 7:24Speaker 1: I think about the outcome, Man, what would it be
- 7:27Speaker 1: like if I were to complete the task? What would
- 7:30Speaker 1: it be like? Man? What would the outcome be for
- 7:33Speaker 1: me if I hung on in there, if I didn't
- 7:36Speaker 1: give up, if I if I imagine, I imagine if
- 7:41Speaker 1: I don't quit, I imagine if I don't give up,
- 7:45Speaker 1: what would it be like? Man? Suppose everything I'm hoping
- 7:51Speaker 1: for comes true. But if I don't quit and give up,
- 7:54Speaker 1: that might just be the case. I start talking to
- 7:57Speaker 1: myself like that, I think of what the upside is.
- 8:02Speaker 1: What's the upside to stay in with it? You see,
- 8:05Speaker 1: all this is the same thing. I'm just giving you
- 8:08Speaker 1: different ways to look at it. I'm saying the exact
- 8:10Speaker 1: same thing over and over. But I'm just trying to
- 8:13Speaker 1: find the switch that connects in your mind where you
- 8:16Speaker 1: can say, Okay, man, I'm gonna hang in there. Because
- 8:19Speaker 1: if you think of the outcome and the outcome is
- 8:22Speaker 1: appealing to you, if you imagine what it would be
- 8:25Speaker 1: like if you don't give up or you don't quit,
- 8:28Speaker 1: if you think only of what the upside is to
- 8:32Speaker 1: stay in with it, and then I go, where can
- 8:36Speaker 1: this lead to? If I stay with it? Man? And
- 8:40Speaker 1: the outcome comes true. What else could that lead me to?
- 8:45Speaker 1: Because I mean, there's always more to it. So where
- 8:48Speaker 1: else could this lead me to? What are the possibilities? Man?
- 8:54Speaker 1: What are the limitless possibilities? What could God possibly have
- 8:59Speaker 1: in store for me? If I just hang in there?
- 9:02Speaker 1: If I pass this test of faith? If I just
- 9:05Speaker 1: passed this test, now, it ain't gonna be the only one.
- 9:08Speaker 1: But you gotta get past this one. No, then you're
- 9:11Speaker 1: gonna hear the smooth plane. Then it's gonna be another one.
- 9:14Speaker 1: It's gonna be another one. Life ain't none but a
- 9:17Speaker 1: series of tests. Man. Man, when you're thinking about giving up,
- 9:23Speaker 1: when you're discourage, think of the outcome. Imagine what it
- 9:27Speaker 1: would be like if you don't quit, If you don't
- 9:29Speaker 1: give up, what's the upside to stay in with it?
- 9:33Speaker 1: Where can this all lead to? What? What can this
- 9:36Speaker 1: get you too? If you do this and you get
- 9:39Speaker 1: to where you think you want to be, Oh my god,
- 9:42Speaker 1: what's after that? What are the limitless and endless possibilities
- 9:48Speaker 1: of holding on to your faith? What could really be
- 9:51Speaker 1: out there for me? Man? If I just passed this test,
- 9:54Speaker 1: you gotta talk yourself into hanging in there. You're listening show.
- 10:02Speaker 1: Good Monday Morning. Everybody is a Steve Harvey Morning Show,
- 10:06Speaker 1: which means, if you're looking at your calendar, you only
- 10:08Speaker 1: got a few more shopping days left to Christmas. You
- 10:10Speaker 1: know what you're gonna get, you know what you're not
- 10:13Speaker 1: gonna get. I'm ready watch out there now, what's going on?
- 10:16Speaker 1: Mis Shirley Strawberry? What is happening? You get married? Jay,
- 10:20Speaker 1: that's what you're getting. Hell, hell, I don't use the
- 10:25Speaker 1: Christians but to the no's something to get. No, don't
- 10:33Speaker 1: even put that out in the universe. What's up, Calibrell?
- 10:35Speaker 1: What's going on with you? What's going on? Jay? Happy Monday?
- 10:39Speaker 1: What's up? Crew? What's happening? It is another Monday? Baby?
- 10:43Speaker 1: What's up? Junior? Is my writing party, He's my sick buddy.
- 10:46Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? I'm morning Jay, Morning everybody? Hell Now,
- 10:49Speaker 1: you ain't getting it? Say right now now, Lesbian, not least,
- 10:56Speaker 1: he's the King of Frank, not the King the King
- 10:58Speaker 1: of Frank. Y'all give it up. As Thomas smiles, y'all,
- 11:01Speaker 1: here we go, your side, your side, Top of the morning, Jake, Now, Jay,
- 11:04Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to get a Christmas Brothers on a
- 11:06Speaker 1: wedding present. Which one I'm supposed to get? Which one
- 11:08Speaker 1: you want? Man, tell me what you want? You want
- 11:11Speaker 1: to be all right? If you don't get either one tree,
- 11:15Speaker 1: you know you gotta getting me a damn a blender
- 11:19Speaker 1: works for a blender works for either one of them Christmas,
- 11:23Speaker 1: then next time they throw the right set, me better
- 11:25Speaker 1: be shrimping it. That's for damn ship. Sure number two special,
- 11:32Speaker 1: number two number two special. You know, no I get.
- 11:39Speaker 1: I never read the happen exactly. I'm good. That's that, Jake.
- 11:42Speaker 1: This is it. Huh. I'm by yourself, solo all the
- 11:45Speaker 1: way out. I'm gonna ride it on end like this.
- 11:47Speaker 1: I'm gonna taking on end just like this. I'm good. Yes, yeah,
- 11:51Speaker 1: I think I figured that after three weddings. I figured
- 11:53Speaker 1: out I ain't supposed to be married. I'm not. I'm not.
- 11:57Speaker 1: I have two girlfriends that have been married like twelve
- 12:00Speaker 1: times between the two of them. Really na, oh yeah no?
- 12:05Speaker 1: So after why I quit after three? I mean, surely
- 12:09Speaker 1: your husband number four you got to be thinking this
- 12:12Speaker 1: ain't really funny. Just like what I do. Four goes
- 12:16Speaker 1: with scoops of potato salad something like that. They're hopelessly romantic.
- 12:21Speaker 1: They keep doing it till they get it right. I
- 12:24Speaker 1: got it right. I'm good. J's perfect. No, I'm gonna
- 12:28Speaker 1: say this. I ain't doing it again. I'll say that
- 12:32Speaker 1: I'm not doing Let me, let me, let me, let
- 12:34Speaker 1: me do this. Let me ask all the married people
- 12:36Speaker 1: on this show if this, if it ended right now,
- 12:38Speaker 1: would you do it again? Carla? No, Shirley, I didn't
- 12:43Speaker 1: take you absolutely? Why not? Yeah, I'm still here. Timmy, No, No,
- 12:52Speaker 1: it's not glad of three and I know Steve wouldn't
- 12:55Speaker 1: do it no more. So that's four. I've been married,
- 12:58Speaker 1: I've been married long. You've been married telling twenty twenty
- 13:06Speaker 1: it's twenty is I've been married seventeen. Aime. There's a
- 13:14Speaker 1: lot of space in that answer. Man, You guys say
- 13:19Speaker 1: that now. But if it happens in the right another
- 13:22Speaker 1: right person comes along, you'll do it again. Never say never. Never.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Me and the right person just gonna be friends, period none.
- 13:31Speaker 1: If she wants to get married, all right, we gotta
- 13:34Speaker 1: end this all right. Coming up with thirty two minutes
- 13:36Speaker 1: after the hour, the pastors are coming up with church complaints.
- 13:40Speaker 1: We'll have Reverend Adnoid and Deacon death Jam. Right after this,
- 13:44Speaker 1: you're listening morning show. All right, it is Monday. It
- 13:48Speaker 1: is time for church complaints with Reverend Adnoid and Deacon
- 13:53Speaker 1: death Jam. Yeah what is he? First of all, welcome
- 14:03Speaker 1: to the jackpot joint of Jerus Aliment, King Ching Hollylujah.
- 14:11Speaker 1: At right? Yes? Okay, are you sleep? Are you prepared
- 14:18Speaker 1: to do church complaint of having a really good day?
- 14:21Speaker 1: The Lord has blessed me with a good day. I
- 14:24Speaker 1: am so thankful for the data of heaven. All right then, okay,
- 14:31Speaker 1: well I'm going to give the church complaint. Do you
- 14:33Speaker 1: have church announcements? All right? Here we go. Let me
- 14:38Speaker 1: start this thing out the side. Chick Ministry is asking
- 14:42Speaker 1: for their Christmas to be celebrated on the eighteenth this year.
- 14:46Speaker 1: They would rather be a week before Christmas Day, and
- 14:49Speaker 1: they have noted they want the entire day. So now,
- 14:53Speaker 1: if your husband don't show up till late on the eighteenth,
- 14:55Speaker 1: or possibility the nineteenth, don't worry about him. He's in
- 14:58Speaker 1: good hands. All right. I really, I really like that
- 15:01Speaker 1: they've moved it to the eighteenth. It doesn't get confused
- 15:04Speaker 1: with Christmas. And you could kill two things with one rock.
- 15:08Speaker 1: I don't know how to go. But anyway, we're having
- 15:17Speaker 1: two rock pool. Well you can kill two rocks or
- 15:19Speaker 1: one stone. I like that. I like that. Here we go, church, church,
- 15:28Speaker 1: church announcements, Here we go, Here we go. It looks
- 15:31Speaker 1: like the baptismal pool will not ever be used again.
- 15:36Speaker 1: So the church has decided that you can use it
- 15:38Speaker 1: to soak your heavy blankets, quilts, and throw rugs. So
- 15:45Speaker 1: just bring them, bring them on up there. We can
- 15:49Speaker 1: soak them, get them cleaning with those curs. Nobody's getting it.
- 15:54Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna get baptized ever again, that's not gonna happening.
- 15:58Speaker 1: Right here, we are cutting back on a lot of things. Look,
- 16:03Speaker 1: we need somebody to talk to. Look, Corey Phillips, Now
- 16:06Speaker 1: he heard about the money that was found in the
- 16:08Speaker 1: wall that Joel Oldstein's church. This ball has knocked out
- 16:12Speaker 1: twelve walls at eight different churches looking for money. Were
- 16:15Speaker 1: gonna have to get this bo he go to jail
- 16:17Speaker 1: off an answer. So somebody seventeen churches and knocking walls
- 16:23Speaker 1: looking for money, and we need to stop him. He
- 16:26Speaker 1: needs to be stopped immediately. Okay, to read read for
- 16:35Speaker 1: Church Us just before I do my churchen unscers. I
- 16:37Speaker 1: have a biblical question. This is just a biblical question
- 16:40Speaker 1: that like, here we go, which one of the disciples
- 16:45Speaker 1: you think would have had a side chick? Which one
- 16:50Speaker 1: putting it up there? I don't have an answer. Just
- 16:56Speaker 1: Peter would it be? Peter? Would be Paul Gasoline Draws?
- 17:03Speaker 1: Who would say that Jesus let her? That's my side? Really?
- 17:12Speaker 1: Shit over that girl where we have talked to Jesus.
- 17:14Speaker 1: You know nothing to come up in here when I'm
- 17:15Speaker 1: talking to Jesus. Go ahead, you're going to hill. Well,
- 17:20Speaker 1: hold up, if you laugh, you're going the hill too.
- 17:23Speaker 1: You laughing at something else. Listen, Brother Nelson is asking
- 17:29Speaker 1: that we send two of the deacons to his house.
- 17:31Speaker 1: He put on a man's spranks and can't get out
- 17:34Speaker 1: of it, but none of the deacons want to go
- 17:37Speaker 1: help him. So what brother, how night do you want
- 17:40Speaker 1: to go? Because right now nobody won't FuG out. But
- 17:42Speaker 1: he's sucking in health. We went down to the police
- 17:45Speaker 1: station and got the jaws of life, and we're gonna
- 17:48Speaker 1: go over there and cut his fat behind. He's sweating
- 17:54Speaker 1: all about the forehead and it's very shad here. This
- 18:01Speaker 1: is a meeting. I'm calling the meeting meeting. The women
- 18:05Speaker 1: who walk like wrestlers will be in meeting room five.
- 18:09Speaker 1: You see them, you've seen them. Shoulders have a very
- 18:18Speaker 1: strong walk. There's nothing simming about these women at all,
- 18:29Speaker 1: not one. If you like to ten, they'll be meeting
- 18:39Speaker 1: in meeting room, meeting room. All right, listen, we got
- 18:48Speaker 1: a problem him. Somebody hypnotized Sister Sharon Davis. Every time
- 18:54Speaker 1: someone says, won't he do it? She slaps the purchase.
- 18:57Speaker 1: She's close to next week, singing with the man's quiet
- 19:01Speaker 1: for for the you know, the church function. Now she's
- 19:04Speaker 1: gonna be singing next to Sister darth It Burns, who
- 19:07Speaker 1: was known to fight. Now, what shall we do? I say,
- 19:11Speaker 1: let him fight, That's what we have nothing. Let them,
- 19:15Speaker 1: Let them fight, because we need some action in this
- 19:18Speaker 1: church right here, and a good fight. We don't want
- 19:22Speaker 1: nobody to get hurt. But fight till we see that
- 19:24Speaker 1: they're gonna get hooted, and then then we'll just stop him.
- 19:27Speaker 1: That that which would be how about you, all right,
- 19:29Speaker 1: fight till it hurt, fight till us write their phone
- 19:32Speaker 1: and hurt. All right, Okay, this is another meeting the
- 19:37Speaker 1: fat babies that are so fat. You can't see that
- 19:39Speaker 1: rich Man meat. You have to you have to dig
- 19:54Speaker 1: down in there. Get that rich band. You're right there,
- 20:04Speaker 1: wear your ristmand. Listen, all right, whoever started Three Wise
- 20:14Speaker 1: Men statutes left the in Hala, so we need to
- 20:17Speaker 1: get find out all the members that have asthma so
- 20:20Speaker 1: we can narre down who actually stole the Three Wives? Man,
- 20:22Speaker 1: do you know who all has asthma? In the jersey?
- 20:27Speaker 1: It's good, Okay, maybe I could get this in there.
- 20:31Speaker 1: Due to the theft of the Christmas Declarations from last year,
- 20:35Speaker 1: we won't have the Christmas Play, but we're doing it
- 20:37Speaker 1: with all the costumes we had from the Peter Pan Project,
- 20:40Speaker 1: so they will be dressed like Peter Pan. You can't stop. God,
- 20:45Speaker 1: we're having the Christmas program. Don't worry about it. We're
- 20:47Speaker 1: having all right, all right, thank you pastors. I think
- 20:54Speaker 1: coming up next to it is asking her Man. Right
- 20:56Speaker 1: after you're listening Stave every morning show coming up at
- 21:02Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we'll have National News with
- 21:04Speaker 1: Miss Anne Trip and in entertainment news, we'll talk about
- 21:07Speaker 1: the Miss Universe pageant that went down last night, hosted
- 21:10Speaker 1: by our very own Steve Harvey. Looking fly. Yes, yes,
- 21:19Speaker 1: we'll talk about it, but first it is time for
- 21:22Speaker 1: asking bitter man. And bitter man, you're you're not here
- 21:26Speaker 1: to do what I don't know why we gotta keeps
- 21:28Speaker 1: in is owen Ora, And I'm not trying to help
- 21:31Speaker 1: you at all. People need to expecting help at all.
- 21:36Speaker 1: I'm not Steve. Steve tries to help is normally where
- 21:39Speaker 1: we would trying to help people. But all right, here
- 21:43Speaker 1: we go. Sean and Texas says, I'm a fifty year
- 21:46Speaker 1: old mother of two teenage daughters and they think I
- 21:49Speaker 1: dressed too sexy. I have a boyfriend that is a
- 21:52Speaker 1: few years younger than I am. He helps me pick
- 21:54Speaker 1: out my sexy outfits. My seventeen year old daughter told
- 21:57Speaker 1: me I'm too thick to wear my stomach out, but
- 22:00Speaker 1: I taught her body positivity. Why are they judging me
- 22:04Speaker 1: like this? Hate this? Hate me? If that's if that
- 22:10Speaker 1: stomach that sometimes can be called good and you want
- 22:13Speaker 1: to show it, you know, because sometimes people say the stomach,
- 22:16Speaker 1: but it's really get and you want to show your gut.
- 22:19Speaker 1: Show your gut, girl, do you show show your good?
- 22:25Speaker 1: In fact, get your belly button peers and show you
- 22:28Speaker 1: good show you good. You know, don't get the regular diamond,
- 22:32Speaker 1: get the one with the little chain on until it
- 22:34Speaker 1: hain't done, and move and we're the good. Move the
- 22:37Speaker 1: chain move yeah, non wheverybody then kids, show you good.
- 22:42Speaker 1: You're here to help that. It's sure all right. Taking
- 22:46Speaker 1: augustus as I'm a forty three year old veteran and
- 22:49Speaker 1: I've been dating a woman that was born in Venezuela.
- 22:52Speaker 1: She talks about our country and the government, yet she's
- 22:55Speaker 1: on government assistance. I'd love to get to know her
- 22:58Speaker 1: better because this sex is amazing. It's just that her
- 23:02Speaker 1: attitude is so bad. Should I continue the romantic relationship?
- 23:06Speaker 1: And a boy talking to her about anything too deep? Stop?
- 23:11Speaker 1: Stop tom and shut your damn out. Just shut up,
- 23:14Speaker 1: shut up, just do it and don't talk to them. M.
- 23:19Speaker 1: Point point to what you want. M. Stop talking, but
- 23:28Speaker 1: M and not your head. Stop talking to that woman. Boy?
- 23:35Speaker 1: Stop it? Why? Because the sex is amazing? Good set? Yeah?
- 23:39Speaker 1: Would you be quiet? Who wouldn't be quite? For some
- 23:41Speaker 1: good sake? And all crazy women all let's the bomb diggity,
- 23:48Speaker 1: all of them the best sex in the world. If
- 23:56Speaker 1: she's spinning around on the ceiling fan, that is good
- 23:58Speaker 1: when it comes back. You little because you're a little scared.
- 24:03Speaker 1: Legs out. Oh cold work, buddy is all right. Moving
- 24:20Speaker 1: on to mary Anne and Tampa, Maryanne writes, my older
- 24:25Speaker 1: my mother's older sister is staying with me temporarily because
- 24:28Speaker 1: we did not want to push her into a nursing home.
- 24:31Speaker 1: She used to be my favorite aunt, but now she's
- 24:35Speaker 1: old and mean. She moved into my bedroom Friday while
- 24:38Speaker 1: I was at work. She said she needed a bathroom
- 24:41Speaker 1: in her room, so I could either sleep in the
- 24:44Speaker 1: bed with her or move into the other room I
- 24:47Speaker 1: was living. Do I allow her to run my home?
- 24:49Speaker 1: Or do I ship her to another family member's house?
- 24:53Speaker 1: Is high you deal with old people? Is what puts
- 24:56Speaker 1: old people to sleep. Turning that heat up is high
- 25:00Speaker 1: as you possibly can. In fact, I don't know if
- 25:04Speaker 1: you noticed, but there's a setting called old people. It
- 25:07Speaker 1: was knock her. It would knock her as she it's
- 25:13Speaker 1: got to be really, really hot, nat. But I thought
- 25:18Speaker 1: old people liked it hot. Yeah, but it puts you
- 25:20Speaker 1: to sleep. You do like it, but it puts you
- 25:23Speaker 1: to sleep, and that put it on. I mean, it's hot.
- 25:27Speaker 1: It's now where you could like bake stuff with it
- 25:29Speaker 1: just being out there. Yeah, that's that's that's like about
- 25:36Speaker 1: three fifty past that. I don't know, but all thunderstats
- 25:41Speaker 1: have a setting called old people. You gotta take it
- 25:44Speaker 1: off to see it, but it's that it's called old people.
- 25:47Speaker 1: Set it on that put up, but to sleep and
- 25:50Speaker 1: you'll be fine. I would, I would, Ubert to another
- 25:56Speaker 1: family member. Yea, she won't, I wish. Yeah, Maryann, You've
- 26:05Speaker 1: got to get her out of there. But respectfully, all right.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Last one Vicky and DC says, I have a close
- 26:14Speaker 1: friend that is a copycat. Imitation is the highest form
- 26:18Speaker 1: of flattery, but she's very sneaky with what she does.
- 26:22Speaker 1: I redid my bedroom recently and showed her the decor.
- 26:25Speaker 1: After I had finished, she told me it was a
- 26:27Speaker 1: big coincidence that she wanted the same bed and was
- 26:30Speaker 1: planning to get it soon. I gave her the side
- 26:34Speaker 1: eye because that's hard to believe. It started with clothes
- 26:37Speaker 1: and now we have an identical bedroom set. Is she
- 26:40Speaker 1: a friend or a stalker? She is a copycat, and
- 26:44Speaker 1: you just need to stop showing her what you got. Oh,
- 26:47Speaker 1: or this might work. You need to get something in
- 26:50Speaker 1: yoga room that's way too expensive behind and see how
- 26:54Speaker 1: that go. And you don't have to keep it. Just
- 26:56Speaker 1: put it in there, like maybe you get a bedroom
- 26:58Speaker 1: set for forty vour and dollars and put that in there,
- 27:01Speaker 1: and then you gonna take it back. He can copy that. Yeah,
- 27:07Speaker 1: he's just a raft Lauren wall paper. Roll that on
- 27:10Speaker 1: the he can't handle it. Get that. She an't get
- 27:20Speaker 1: you a heated floor. That's what you want floor. You
- 27:24Speaker 1: can't do it. I'm telling you you can't. Yeah. Yeah,
- 27:26Speaker 1: your wall has a waterfall. Put that in there. You're
- 27:28Speaker 1: gonna take it all down, but it's gonna cost a much.
- 27:34Speaker 1: Make a whole wall and aquarium and just have fish
- 27:37Speaker 1: swimming across the whole wall. See if you can do that? Right?
- 27:40Speaker 1: I like that? Yeah? So is she a friend or stock?
- 27:45Speaker 1: She's she's not a stock and she just a copy
- 27:47Speaker 1: gat But you gotta lift time to say you gotta
- 27:49Speaker 1: put stuff in there that she can't handle and put
- 27:56Speaker 1: she can't afford that. Put a real tiger, then you
- 27:59Speaker 1: definitely you throw your towels across the tigers. She said
- 28:03Speaker 1: she want that and make it like Mike Tyson, get
- 28:08Speaker 1: you yeah, wow, ye, how to do it in the room.
- 28:14Speaker 1: Get a yeah, yeah, stupid, Yeah, stop all that copy
- 28:21Speaker 1: right there, man, getting part of Mount Everest in your room,
- 28:24Speaker 1: then she can't about everything you're gonna put. You gonna
- 28:27Speaker 1: make your bed a moat. You're gonna dig all around
- 28:30Speaker 1: your bed and then fill it up with water. She
- 28:33Speaker 1: can't afford that matter fact. Puts some glue on your
- 28:39Speaker 1: ceiling and just throw up a bunch of Sawaski crystals
- 28:42Speaker 1: and just haven't plan it over. I might copy that.
- 28:50Speaker 1: She was not really mad that copycat real quick, she said.
- 28:54Speaker 1: At first started off with clothes and now it's moved
- 28:57Speaker 1: them to the home and to the Yeah. I think
- 29:02Speaker 1: she's both. She's a friend anak's he's a friendly stalker. Right, Yeah,
- 29:08Speaker 1: that's a bit much. All right, all right, thank you, bitterman,
- 29:12Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Coming up at the top of the hour,
- 29:14Speaker 1: we'll have some entertainment news and national news with Miss
- 29:16Speaker 1: Anne Tripp right after this. You're listening to Stay Morning Show.
- 29:23Speaker 1: All right, we gotta say congratulations to Miss India. Miss
- 29:27Speaker 1: India was crowned as the seventieth seventieth Miss Universe last night,
- 29:33Speaker 1: and uh Israel Ye congratulations Miss India. Yeah, yeah, she
- 29:39Speaker 1: was beautiful, very very pretty of them. All of them
- 29:45Speaker 1: are beautiful, smart, smart ladies. Yeah, and of course you
- 29:49Speaker 1: know it was hosted by our very own Steve Harvey.
- 29:52Speaker 1: Steve looked amazing, did an amazing job despite all the jokes.
- 29:59Speaker 1: You know, we always is like teasing we had from
- 30:02Speaker 1: last week. Uh and these jokes are better when he's
- 30:05Speaker 1: not here. Yeah, you can take it better. Yeah, we
- 30:11Speaker 1: got last night time the short jacket like that one.
- 30:21Speaker 1: I think there's a bullfighter looking for him. I'm just
- 30:28Speaker 1: saying he needs to be here for that one. For
- 30:32Speaker 1: mister Hardy, where's my jacket? You see? Yes, I ain't
- 30:36Speaker 1: needed I know that you got it in spade. He
- 30:43Speaker 1: looks real nice. He looks real nice. Yeah. Yeah. The
- 30:47Speaker 1: cool part about the jacket was that, um, you know,
- 30:49Speaker 1: it had all the pictures of historic sites in Israel.
- 30:53Speaker 1: That's what that was about, you know, with all this
- 30:56Speaker 1: very nice beautiful Yeah, a lot of lamb marks and
- 31:00Speaker 1: all that on his jacket. Nice. Yeah, I had that
- 31:04Speaker 1: jacket on up in Magic City. I swear to God,
- 31:06Speaker 1: I done. I'll be enough pulling them, call I call,
- 31:11Speaker 1: I'll be gilling them. I'll be getting there. Well they
- 31:14Speaker 1: ever come out with the Atlanta jacket. Is gon have
- 31:16Speaker 1: to have that on that? Yeah, buckhead, the thing that's
- 31:24Speaker 1: definitely a jacket. You don't check at the club now
- 31:27Speaker 1: you keep that keep Yeah, So eighty women, it was
- 31:34Speaker 1: eighty women competing for the crown. There were some very
- 31:37Speaker 1: impressive contestant scientists, philanthropists, teachers, you know, as well as
- 31:45Speaker 1: beautiful and that's a great combination. Yeah, definite and so
- 31:50Speaker 1: great answers to questions interviews about the situation, world problems
- 31:54Speaker 1: including yeah, you know, climate change, COVID, all these problems
- 31:59Speaker 1: that are affecting us around the world. So yeah, yeah,
- 32:03Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wasn't paying attention to none of the questions.
- 32:06Speaker 1: I just look, I could, I could. I didn't you
- 32:09Speaker 1: notice that they asked questions when always ask questions? God,
- 32:14Speaker 1: we don't notice that I have a mute. I just
- 32:18Speaker 1: want to see. Yeah, I noticed that if she's listening,
- 32:21Speaker 1: she may be listening. I don't know this much. Maybe,
- 32:23Speaker 1: but good morning, because I didn't I didn't hear one
- 32:27Speaker 1: answer to the question. But okay, if you say good morning,
- 32:30Speaker 1: miss us a yes, lord, yes, very good morning. Oh
- 32:35Speaker 1: y'all if anybody like me the show, all right, we're
- 32:38Speaker 1: moving on because these guys are crazy. And one one more,
- 32:43Speaker 1: good morning, didn't miss Vietnam. Good just have it. Take
- 32:51Speaker 1: it your thing man, morning to the Bahamas. Yeah beautiful.
- 33:05Speaker 1: Those kind of women to look at me and go,
- 33:07Speaker 1: how did you get my number? And don't ever call
- 33:09Speaker 1: me again? Way out of your league, Jay Way. All right, guys,
- 33:19Speaker 1: it is time for some headlines with Mithan Shrip. Thank
- 33:23Speaker 1: you very much. Okay, good morning everybody. This is a
- 33:26Speaker 1: trip with the news. Okay. At least thirty at least
- 33:28Speaker 1: thirty tornadoes, some say as many as sixty to eighty
- 33:31Speaker 1: tour through several states over the weekend. President Biden's issued
- 33:34Speaker 1: a state of emergency declaration for Kentucky, which was hit
- 33:37Speaker 1: the worst. The governor there, Andy Butcher, says that the
- 33:40Speaker 1: death toll in Kentucky is at least eighty because of
- 33:43Speaker 1: the destructive weather system, with whole neighborhoods wiped out. The
- 33:46Speaker 1: devastation is just indescribable. Block from grandparents' house there, everything
- 33:53Speaker 1: is just gone gone. I'd like to say we're going
- 33:58Speaker 1: door to door in places, but there are no doors,
- 34:01Speaker 1: that's how bad it is. The rescue was carefully picking
- 34:03Speaker 1: through the remains of homes and businesses, including what's left
- 34:07Speaker 1: of a candle factory where one hundred and ten people
- 34:09Speaker 1: were working the night shift in overnight shift when the
- 34:11Speaker 1: twisters hit. A nursing home in Arkansas was flattened. In Illinois,
- 34:15Speaker 1: crews still clombing through the debris of an Amazon warehouse
- 34:19Speaker 1: that was partially collapsed. Overall, outside Kentucky, at least fourteen
- 34:23Speaker 1: other people are dead in four other states, Arkansas, Missouri, Tennessee,
- 34:29Speaker 1: and in Illinois, where at least six people were killed.
- 34:32Speaker 1: The state of Texas at it again now. Officials of
- 34:34Speaker 1: the lone Star state have set up a hotline for
- 34:37Speaker 1: employees to report companies that are mandating vaccines. It's seen
- 34:41Speaker 1: as just another slap of the Viden administration's employee vaccine
- 34:44Speaker 1: mandates by texas As Republican governor and its mostly geop legislature.
- 34:49Speaker 1: Governor Greg Abbott issued an executive order back in October
- 34:53Speaker 1: that says employers cannot impose inoculation mandates on employees who
- 34:58Speaker 1: might qualify or maybe for religious or personal or medical exemptions,
- 35:02Speaker 1: and they can be fined for doing so. Sad news.
- 35:06Speaker 1: The King of Mexican Ranchero music has died Vicente Fernandez.
- 35:10Speaker 1: He was called El Rey. That's the King he started
- 35:13Speaker 1: seeing as a boy. As a young man, he was
- 35:16Speaker 1: signed to a record contract. He started in tons of films.
- 35:19Speaker 1: He was known later on in life by his white
- 35:21Speaker 1: white hair and his black black mustache. He sold over
- 35:23Speaker 1: fifty million albums worldwide. We Sent To Fernandez won three
- 35:26Speaker 1: Grammys and eight Latin Grammys. We SENTI Fernande. Who's eighty
- 35:30Speaker 1: one years old? And more. Sad news. Novelist Anne Rice
- 35:34Speaker 1: has died at age eighty. Anne Rice wrote six thirty
- 35:37Speaker 1: six novels, including Interview with a Vampire, which was made
- 35:40Speaker 1: into a film starring Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt, and
- 35:43Speaker 1: Queen of the Damn starring the late Aliyah. You bold,
- 35:46Speaker 1: let your music. You live your life in the open
- 35:50Speaker 1: like I did long Nico. Now you are my droms
- 35:53Speaker 1: s oh she was a sexy vampire. Anne Rice reportedly
- 35:56Speaker 1: died of complications due to a stroke and chief again
- 35:59Speaker 1: wrote thirty six novels, most of them gothic. Now back
- 36:02Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey
- 36:06Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Tommy come on, introduced Shirt PRESIDENCEO
- 36:11Speaker 1: of teen Tommy please, so we can look into his mind.
- 36:14Speaker 1: Come on here, baby, let's go deep. Everybody, buckle up,
- 36:16Speaker 1: whole tight. We're going deep, deep into the mind of
- 36:19Speaker 1: an extraordinary mind. Hold on tight. I have no idea
- 36:22Speaker 1: how far we're gonna go in this mind. If you're
- 36:24Speaker 1: gonna go shallow, if you're gonna go deep, but hold
- 36:26Speaker 1: on tight. You need to step belt no matter what,
- 36:28Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, the mind of Jay Anthony Brown. What
- 36:32Speaker 1: I'd like to introduce right now is my very first
- 36:34Speaker 1: Christmas CD. You can go to Amazon, you can go
- 36:38Speaker 1: to all the streaming platforms and said it's got five songs,
- 36:42Speaker 1: and send 's got a Wishless Santa Santa, this Christmas
- 36:46Speaker 1: Without You side piece Santa. They're all there. But right now,
- 36:50Speaker 1: I like to introduce a song that I did now.
- 36:53Speaker 1: And I try to write songs for people who are
- 36:56Speaker 1: not so jolly. You know, the jolly has their own
- 36:59Speaker 1: they got their own thing. I'm I'm I'm not going
- 37:02Speaker 1: after the jolly. I let let the jolly be jolly.
- 37:05Speaker 1: I don't go up to these people. Whenever I write
- 37:07Speaker 1: a song, I know that I'm speaking to somebody like
- 37:10Speaker 1: this song right here hit it one, no, no, no,
- 37:16Speaker 1: all of them around. We're doing that this year. Shack
- 37:19Speaker 1: this out, this duty, hit the spot, bunk, Christmas bitter,
- 37:28Speaker 1: been a bad week. Hit the new year. Don't be present.
- 37:33Speaker 1: I can't take another warring team or the dog. I
- 37:38Speaker 1: will be locking keys back to my Please God, you
- 37:45Speaker 1: may get back. I don't like men anyway. I'm gonna
- 37:50Speaker 1: block you from my phone when I'm with them. Be gone.
- 37:56Speaker 1: I don't care what you do. I want without you
- 38:05Speaker 1: and get gifts. Give me that much in them anyway.
- 38:09Speaker 1: Damn small ticking a raggedy tree. I'm kissing about kiss
- 38:16Speaker 1: no by Oh hey, don't slot my door. You're riding
- 38:26Speaker 1: in the car with that person right now. You can't
- 38:28Speaker 1: make eye contact. You want to enjoy this song and
- 38:31Speaker 1: some time later on when you can sing it to yourself,
- 38:34Speaker 1: you really want them gone. Everybody with somebody right now,
- 38:37Speaker 1: don't want to be with that person come Christmas. That's
- 38:39Speaker 1: what this song is. I'm saying a lot of It's
- 38:41Speaker 1: a lot of that. I've been hearing about a lot
- 38:43Speaker 1: of honors out there. I've heard none of it. Let's
- 38:46Speaker 1: buying you a funk with gilt clause you live back
- 38:49Speaker 1: you're looking at being going, what the heir are you
- 38:51Speaker 1: smiling about? What's so damn funny? I've heard none of
- 38:55Speaker 1: this where who's talking about this? It's trendy. Oh, it's trending.
- 39:03Speaker 1: It's trending. All right. Now I'm depressed. I'm talking to you.
- 39:10Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, you know, all right, coming up
- 39:13Speaker 1: with thirty four minutes after the hour of the comedians
- 39:16Speaker 1: on this show. You know, we have a lot of them.
- 39:18Speaker 1: They want to share some info with you, and they're
- 39:21Speaker 1: calling it f YI. We'll get into that right after this.
- 39:25Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right, So here we go.
- 39:31Speaker 1: Before we left, you guys wanted to share something with
- 39:35Speaker 1: us about f YI. What is FYI? This is? This
- 39:38Speaker 1: is just f YI, Shirley, you know, just things that
- 39:41Speaker 1: that pops in our head and I don't think people
- 39:43Speaker 1: know about. You know, it's just f YI, you know,
- 39:45Speaker 1: like like just FYI, like if if if your motorcycle
- 39:50Speaker 1: got three wheels on it really ain't a motorcycle, Okay,
- 39:54Speaker 1: it's more like a Tricit just f Y, just letting
- 39:57Speaker 1: you know, that's all just y. Let's try, sickle dude,
- 40:02Speaker 1: comes try look on it. I'm just saying why you
- 40:06Speaker 1: don't get motorcycle respect on the helmet, you're still riding
- 40:10Speaker 1: a tray sickle? Right, you got one? Yeah, yeah, I
- 40:13Speaker 1: got I got one. Just for information. When you tell
- 40:16Speaker 1: me what neighborhood you live in, I know how many
- 40:18Speaker 1: people live in that house. I know that. So you say,
- 40:22Speaker 1: just for you know, I'm over here sauce, Okay, that's
- 40:25Speaker 1: at least eight people in that fielding. I know. I
- 40:28Speaker 1: get that. I know people known. Look if you say
- 40:35Speaker 1: to me my real daddy is visiting somewhere out the country,
- 40:40Speaker 1: I know where he is. Okay, I know. Let's be
- 40:45Speaker 1: real country. Is nobody anybody on that country? No? You
- 40:51Speaker 1: know when you're real daddy? Yeah? All right. Look look
- 40:55Speaker 1: this is justself why right here? If you work at
- 40:58Speaker 1: a fast food ride through window, you don't own the
- 41:02Speaker 1: catch up? Okay you don't know that. Okay, you need
- 41:06Speaker 1: to know that. Just that, why? All right? So it's
- 41:08Speaker 1: all right to give us six to eight of them. Okay,
- 41:10Speaker 1: but this boo catch ups? Come on, come on, stop that. Yeah,
- 41:17Speaker 1: fy fy, I didn't even know. Sure this is important.
- 41:21Speaker 1: He noticed. Just for your information. Okay, when you tell
- 41:24Speaker 1: me your dog don't bite I know the dog bite.
- 41:26Speaker 1: That's why come. Don't come over that because he don't bite. Yes,
- 41:31Speaker 1: you do your dog. Listen, I'm not hitting on anybody's job.
- 41:40Speaker 1: But if you put that little yellow thing down and
- 41:43Speaker 1: say the restroom is being clean and I got to go,
- 41:46Speaker 1: I got to go, damn flow is okay? I just
- 41:51Speaker 1: I couldn't care less about your mopping. I'm not sure
- 41:55Speaker 1: about that because if I don't go, you're gonna be
- 41:57Speaker 1: mopping for real. Okay, I'm going. Wow, I'm gonna go though,
- 42:03Speaker 1: I'm gonna go, all right yourself. Why if you spray
- 42:09Speaker 1: that black stuff in your hair? We see that black
- 42:14Speaker 1: stuff in your hair. Okay, we see that the paint,
- 42:19Speaker 1: we see it. Why we like? We don't know what
- 42:23Speaker 1: that is. We know if you wipe your hand across
- 42:25Speaker 1: your forehead, it's gonna go away. We know we know
- 42:29Speaker 1: what that is. Why we and he go? He got
- 42:35Speaker 1: another one that didn't even know if why are you
- 42:37Speaker 1: dealing with me? When you tell me I'll be right back.
- 42:40Speaker 1: I'm gonna slip on something sexy, I'll be right back.
- 42:43Speaker 1: I'm not gonna see it because I'm gonna be sleeping.
- 42:45Speaker 1: That's what I'm not gonna notice it, just for your
- 42:50Speaker 1: When you tell me I'm gonna put some sex y'all,
- 42:52Speaker 1: I'll be right back. I'll be sleeping by time and
- 42:54Speaker 1: something back. I got gonna see it. If why look
- 42:58Speaker 1: at him? If why, I'm hitting on nobody's ride. But
- 43:01Speaker 1: if you got a car where none of the doors match,
- 43:04Speaker 1: it's not gonna make the road trip we're playing. Okay,
- 43:07Speaker 1: it's none were not. We know we're not gonna make
- 43:13Speaker 1: it in that car. Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen. Just FYI,
- 43:19Speaker 1: if you're missing two teeth on the side, Hey, guess what,
- 43:23Speaker 1: we're looking at those two missing sections. Okay, we're looking
- 43:27Speaker 1: at that. Just fy I just want you to know
- 43:29Speaker 1: we're looking at that. We can see it. Yeah, see
- 43:35Speaker 1: glad we get into that. Okay, he go another FYI,
- 43:39Speaker 1: this is holiday season. If you don't charge your wheel
- 43:42Speaker 1: chair up, I'm not pushing you. You don't. If you
- 43:46Speaker 1: don't get that morning plug it up, you're not getting
- 43:48Speaker 1: pushed over here, not doing it. If if I go
- 43:56Speaker 1: over to your house and you got a twenty seven
- 43:58Speaker 1: manage TV nailed to the wall, you can't tell me
- 44:01Speaker 1: you're getting the biggest set soon it's not. It's nailed
- 44:09Speaker 1: to the wall. It's nailed to the wall. All right,
- 44:13Speaker 1: thanks guys. The ignorance continues, because what it never stops
- 44:17Speaker 1: on this show, nephew, tell me with the frank phone call.
- 44:20Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Stry Morning Show.
- 44:26Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, well about
- 44:28Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and
- 44:31Speaker 1: the subject is my husband. Get this guy's my husband
- 44:36Speaker 1: follows nine hundred models. Okay, we'll get into that, just
- 44:43Speaker 1: the real are there nine hundred? It might be worth it,
- 44:50Speaker 1: let me see. Anyway, we'll get into that in just
- 44:53Speaker 1: a bit. But right now the nephew is here with
- 44:55Speaker 1: today's frank phone call. What you got for us? Now, well,
- 44:59Speaker 1: this is one of the greatest of ball times. This
- 45:02Speaker 1: is where I prank my uncle. Oh yeah, hardy, and
- 45:07Speaker 1: listen right here, I needed a little help, called in,
- 45:10Speaker 1: got some reinforcements. You've never heard it before. Buckle up.
- 45:14Speaker 1: It is call me pranking his own So what did
- 45:17Speaker 1: you say? I'm saying to you right now that he's
- 45:20Speaker 1: telling on everybody he's checking on. Ain't got nothing to
- 45:23Speaker 1: do with me, man, I ain't my book that's his
- 45:24Speaker 1: damn book. Put him on the phone. I tell him
- 45:27Speaker 1: I already stand to Steve. He ain't writing about you,
- 45:30Speaker 1: Damn yeah, he did. Hen tall on me, he's tall
- 45:33Speaker 1: on my boy. He's telling on everybody. Man. He goes
- 45:37Speaker 1: this book, ain't got nothing to do with you. Man. No, No,
- 45:39Speaker 1: nobody's book, dud got something to do with me, because
- 45:41Speaker 1: everything to stay runners. He was growing up from the
- 45:44Speaker 1: hood telling on everybody. But I'm tired of this. He
- 45:47Speaker 1: ought to go somewhere and sit down. No, you gotta
- 45:50Speaker 1: get right with your girls that if he's stolling my girl,
- 45:53Speaker 1: he ain't got no business coming in my house in
- 45:55Speaker 1: my car telling every damn thing. Hello, who who who
- 46:01Speaker 1: is it? Who is it? Hold on, man, this Steve Harvey?
- 46:04Speaker 1: Who is this? This is your tea? Man? Listen here, man, Okay,
- 46:07Speaker 1: I'm gonna fall with your nephew, and I'm just saying
- 46:09Speaker 1: this to you, Steve. Okay, hold up to you, dude.
- 46:12Speaker 1: I see you on the front of Essence. I see
- 46:14Speaker 1: you on the on the family field on your radio show.
- 46:17Speaker 1: So why don't you go somewhere and sit out and
- 46:19Speaker 1: quit telling on everybody? What I mean, if I'm everything Steve,
- 46:23Speaker 1: I'm riding the car with my family. I'm gonna turn
- 46:25Speaker 1: my radio off because you're telling game we grow up
- 46:28Speaker 1: sticking together. If I'm running the middle game to make
- 46:31Speaker 1: my hands meet or whatever it is, that's my goodest.
- 46:33Speaker 1: You ain't gonna run on me, hold on, hold on,
- 46:37Speaker 1: old women. First of all, I don't know who you are.
- 46:40Speaker 1: I know you're done. I know who you are, and
- 46:42Speaker 1: we listen to the show. Okay, first time you're gonna
- 46:45Speaker 1: do though, back up a little bit, dull because you're
- 46:47Speaker 1: talking to me plays if Steve, ain't nobody scared of
- 46:50Speaker 1: you because you got money on just ain't nothing doing
- 46:53Speaker 1: no money, and I ain't gonna be too many listen
- 46:57Speaker 1: a minute and just enjoy your life. You find the
- 47:00Speaker 1: perfect white no you, you found the perfect person, the
- 47:03Speaker 1: perfect relationship. Okay, that's good. God blemming, don't put God
- 47:07Speaker 1: in this. Leave God out of this, because you ain't
- 47:09Speaker 1: calling from the God. Ain't gonna Steven killed me with
- 47:12Speaker 1: that part right there, God bless you. Don't throw God.
- 47:15Speaker 1: You don't want God bless me because you're talking to
- 47:17Speaker 1: clegy to me. That's for starters right there. But since
- 47:21Speaker 1: you're talking crazy to me, let me turn you onto something.
- 47:24Speaker 1: You out that running game. That's your problem. Run your game.
- 47:27Speaker 1: You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what
- 47:30Speaker 1: I do to man, y'all kill me. You out there
- 47:33Speaker 1: doing what you want to do, like you all of
- 47:35Speaker 1: this white heel. Then you're coming to me because I'm
- 47:38Speaker 1: trying to empower somebody. I don't give a damn about you, man,
- 47:41Speaker 1: see on how you want to feel about me. But
- 47:43Speaker 1: what you ain't gonna do, though, is talk to me
- 47:46Speaker 1: like you Clay, because I ain't say mine Steve. Let
- 47:48Speaker 1: me make the player feel fail. Okay. You got the airways,
- 47:51Speaker 1: you got the microphone, you got the ability to touch
- 47:54Speaker 1: a lot of people. Okay, and you're just killing You're
- 47:57Speaker 1: a walk he's talking, am Hold hold us. This ain't
- 47:59Speaker 1: got nothing to do with that. That what means this
- 48:00Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with the media. Dis just
- 48:03Speaker 1: me and you talking. I talk to you personally, personantly,
- 48:07Speaker 1: me and you can talk anything little talk and then
- 48:13Speaker 1: you call you're talking all this yet see his people
- 48:16Speaker 1: like you? Man, dog, You know why I wrote a
- 48:18Speaker 1: book in the first place, because you always somewhere trying
- 48:21Speaker 1: to act like you're something that you ain't now you've
- 48:23Speaker 1: got the sauce on the phone. Now you're trying to
- 48:25Speaker 1: mince about money and to me, it's just me and you,
- 48:28Speaker 1: just two men talking, not what you want. And if
- 48:31Speaker 1: it's two men then talking in from one man to another,
- 48:33Speaker 1: watch you get go some when sit down and quit telling.
- 48:36Speaker 1: First of all, I ain't got to sit down. You
- 48:39Speaker 1: are already doing nothing as it is. She was soon
- 48:42Speaker 1: as somebody go out and do something, trying to do
- 48:44Speaker 1: something positive. You're got someone shaking big shimmy wags like
- 48:48Speaker 1: you sitting up in here, man, wanting to go to
- 48:50Speaker 1: sit down somewhere. I ain't going sitting down, no, damn
- 48:53Speaker 1: where you can mince me with that. I say what
- 48:56Speaker 1: I want to say. And who are you anywhere? You
- 48:59Speaker 1: ain't even doing nothing. I don't tell me I ain't
- 49:01Speaker 1: doing nothing. I tell you what I am doing. I'm
- 49:03Speaker 1: trying to do something. Every time I take a step,
- 49:05Speaker 1: you take two steps. I can't hang hang man, Hey, yeah,
- 49:11Speaker 1: you don't kill me. Why don't you quit trying and
- 49:13Speaker 1: do something? You wan't killing me? Man? With that on
- 49:16Speaker 1: you trying to do something? Why don't you do something?
- 49:19Speaker 1: Though you shouldn't have been here talking to me about
- 49:21Speaker 1: what you're trying. You try selling that same thing to
- 49:24Speaker 1: your people. You're trying where your tie to me and
- 49:27Speaker 1: trying stell when you're gonna do something. I'm doing something
- 49:30Speaker 1: right now. You're talking to here on the floor. You're
- 49:32Speaker 1: gonna be improving your relationship with your girl or whoever
- 49:35Speaker 1: you're trying to get it together. But you're on the
- 49:37Speaker 1: phone with me complaining because I wrote a book. Man,
- 49:40Speaker 1: don't read the damn book. You probably ain't read it
- 49:43Speaker 1: no way, And don't watch the TV show. You probably
- 49:45Speaker 1: ain't working enough to pretty be the noh. I let
- 49:47Speaker 1: me wait a minute, Joe. You don't know nothing about me. Okay,
- 49:50Speaker 1: you don't know nothing about my finances. You know what
- 49:53Speaker 1: I mean. I won't about your finances. This about you
- 49:56Speaker 1: as a man? Think wrote Man, you don't y'all can
- 50:00Speaker 1: me here what y'all do to me? Do what y'all
- 50:02Speaker 1: do to me? Y'all always talking to me on an
- 50:05Speaker 1: email somewhere. Y'are always on the blog talking about me.
- 50:09Speaker 1: You don't even know me. Then when you're giving me
- 50:11Speaker 1: face to face, you want to bring up money. This
- 50:13Speaker 1: conciens ain't got nothing to do about money. I ain't
- 50:15Speaker 1: brought him money one time. It's about man, who Now,
- 50:18Speaker 1: why don't you do that right there? Minute? No, Steve,
- 50:20Speaker 1: it ain't about money now because you got it, Okay,
- 50:23Speaker 1: because you've got it when you was brock I bet
- 50:25Speaker 1: that when y'all just what's a man? Just when I
- 50:30Speaker 1: was broke, I was working. I wasn't sitting on the
- 50:33Speaker 1: phone crying to some other men by what he meant
- 50:35Speaker 1: to me seal with my wife. Yeah, had time I
- 50:38Speaker 1: take a step forward? You got me took the two
- 50:40Speaker 1: step round. That's why you ain't take a step. But
- 50:44Speaker 1: I'll tell you something, because you got frank Off, I
- 50:56Speaker 1: just has been. Oh god, time I'm gonna call you back,
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- 53:36Speaker 1: my husband follows nine hundred models. We'll get into that
- 53:41Speaker 1: right after this. What you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning
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- 54:16Speaker 1: Subject my husband follows nine hundred model. How Dear Stephen Shirley.
- 54:24Speaker 1: My husband and I have been together for twenty eight
- 54:27Speaker 1: years and we've been married for seventeen. We have a
- 54:30Speaker 1: nineteen year old son together, and my son recently got
- 54:33Speaker 1: his father hooked on Instagram. Before my husband got on
- 54:37Speaker 1: social media, we watched movies as a family. We'd go
- 54:40Speaker 1: walking in the evening and even fool around in the morning. Now,
- 54:44Speaker 1: when he wakes up, he'd rather look at pictures of
- 54:46Speaker 1: topless women, or women in swimsuits or in thongs. He's
- 54:50Speaker 1: oblivious to the fact that I'm looking over his shoulder,
- 54:52Speaker 1: and he laughs when I tell him to stop. I
- 54:55Speaker 1: got his phone one night when while he was asleep,
- 54:57Speaker 1: and found out that he those nine hundred and eighty
- 55:02Speaker 1: people on Instagram. I saw that he's following every one
- 55:05Speaker 1: of you on the morning show. Well, thank you, and
- 55:10Speaker 1: I know, but he's dragging It's dragging us in it,
- 55:12Speaker 1: right and the rest of the people he follows our
- 55:14Speaker 1: Instagram models with oiled up breasts and flat tummies and fake,
- 55:18Speaker 1: big old fake butts. I saw where he's been liking
- 55:22Speaker 1: pictures and commenting crude things under women's pictures. I saw
- 55:26Speaker 1: where he had DMed a few women asking for pictures
- 55:29Speaker 1: of their you know what, and he told them he'd
- 55:32Speaker 1: send a picture of his if they did. I got
- 55:35Speaker 1: so mad I deleted his account. We argued over it,
- 55:38Speaker 1: and he told me that what he does on his
- 55:40Speaker 1: phone has nothing to do with the love he has
- 55:43Speaker 1: for me. He told me that he's with me for life,
- 55:46Speaker 1: so I need to stop worrying about those Instagram models.
- 55:49Speaker 1: He said, there is no way he'd have a chance
- 55:52Speaker 1: in hell with any of these women, so I should
- 55:54Speaker 1: let him have his fun. I asked him if he's
- 55:57Speaker 1: thinking of these models when we're intimate, and he said
- 56:00Speaker 1: he does think of them at times. I know for
- 56:03Speaker 1: a fact that none of these women would want him,
- 56:05Speaker 1: because I barely do. But I'd never do him like this.
- 56:09Speaker 1: Should I let him have it's fun or keep nagging
- 56:12Speaker 1: him until he stops doing this to me? Okay, is
- 56:17Speaker 1: your husband serious? And are you serious? How can you
- 56:21Speaker 1: look at this as fun? This is not fun for anyone.
- 56:25Speaker 1: I mean, it's really laughable, and there's nothing fun or
- 56:29Speaker 1: funny about it for you, whether he's sleeping with them
- 56:33Speaker 1: or not. And you didn't say he is. This is
- 56:36Speaker 1: a form of cheating, some kind of form of cheating here,
- 56:39Speaker 1: I guess emotional cheating. He's mentally unavailable to you, and
- 56:45Speaker 1: to use your word, oblivious to what he's doing to you.
- 56:49Speaker 1: You asked him to stop, you deleted it. He got mad.
- 56:52Speaker 1: You guys got in an argument. He just laughs at you.
- 56:55Speaker 1: This is no way to be in a marriage. That's
- 56:58Speaker 1: not what a husband should do. What he's doing on
- 57:01Speaker 1: his phone has everything to do with you and how
- 57:04Speaker 1: you feel. If it's hurting you, it's just wrong. Period.
- 57:09Speaker 1: D ms are definitely off limits. He's sliding into these
- 57:13Speaker 1: women's d ms asking I'll show you mine if you
- 57:16Speaker 1: show me yours. Come on, man, and the fun he
- 57:20Speaker 1: calls it is totally at your expense. You're his wife
- 57:24Speaker 1: of twenty eight years or seventeen years. You gotta step up.
- 57:29Speaker 1: You gotta let him know how you feel. You gotta
- 57:32Speaker 1: continue to delete it. You got to talk to your
- 57:34Speaker 1: son and tell him, you know, to fix it. Where
- 57:37Speaker 1: his dad can't go on Instagram, lock him out, block
- 57:40Speaker 1: him whatever he has to do, either he unfollows these
- 57:43Speaker 1: nine hundred models or and gets off social media, or
- 57:46Speaker 1: he can get off you. Because I just think he
- 57:49Speaker 1: sucks as a husband and he needs to know that
- 57:52Speaker 1: he's talking about you're his wife for life. Well then
- 57:55Speaker 1: act like it, sir, act like it. Jay, Oh my god,
- 58:00Speaker 1: this lady, Oh my god, why would you even write us?
- 58:04Speaker 1: This is just nonsense. It's straight not I mean I
- 58:10Speaker 1: mean the days of what the days of people sitting
- 58:17Speaker 1: in the other room watching the Iron Side and Colombo
- 58:20Speaker 1: and forty eight hours them them days is over with.
- 58:24Speaker 1: Nobody want to watch that. Somebody want to watch the
- 58:28Speaker 1: the Beverly Hill Villas and all of them. The rightful
- 58:31Speaker 1: man them shows is old. The internet has changed. He
- 58:36Speaker 1: in the other room watching naked women. He's home. He
- 58:40Speaker 1: ain't gonna never get these women. He even said that
- 58:44Speaker 1: you know what he looked like. The women know what
- 58:46Speaker 1: he looked. Let the man have some peace. Damn, he's
- 58:50Speaker 1: just looking at the booty. I mean, what do you want?
- 58:54Speaker 1: You want them to be in in the garage making
- 58:57Speaker 1: a wooden birdhouse or something like that. That isn't what
- 59:01Speaker 1: he want to do. So you want to outside plating flowers.
- 59:05Speaker 1: He don't want to do that. He just want to
- 59:07Speaker 1: look at But I mean, damn, I mean, why would
- 59:12Speaker 1: you even write us this letter? Leave Leave the man alone.
- 59:19Speaker 1: You know where it is. You know how many men
- 59:21Speaker 1: don't come home at night. They don't even come he's home, Well,
- 59:25Speaker 1: where's your daddy? But I mean, what what what else
- 59:31Speaker 1: do you want? Leave him alone? It's just it's just
- 59:36Speaker 1: but it's just but that's all it is. Damn, he
- 59:42Speaker 1: was looking at je. Would you be happening? Would you
- 59:44Speaker 1: have something to say? He's looking at behind watching movies
- 59:52Speaker 1: doing family things. Nobody want to watch No, damn movies.
- 59:55Speaker 1: No more. The Internet changed that. It changed the shot.
- 59:59Speaker 1: She Oh, nobody want to watch old ass movies. Come on,
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: you're gonna only watch Black Panther one time nine hundred.
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: Butch is the man enjoying himself. Leave him alone. You
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: are bitter man. You are bitterman. All right. Uh, we'll
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: have part two of the letter coming up. We're gonna
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: hear from Tommy. We're gonna hear from Junior at twenty
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Subject for today's Strawberry Letter,
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: my husband follows nine hundred models. Disregard Jay's answer. We'll
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: be right back after this. Not different card that you're
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: listening to the string show. All right, we're gonna recap
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. The subject is, and then we'll hear
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: from Tommy and Junior. The subject is my husband follows
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: nine hundred models. A woman wrote in They've been together
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: twenty eight years. She and her husband they've been married
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: for seventeen They have a nineteen year old son who
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: recently showed his father how to get on Instagram, and
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: now the dad her husband is hooked and all he
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: does is look at women's but d ms women crude
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: things in the comments. The wife gets mad. He has
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: no disregard for her. He just tells he just laughs
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: at her and tells her that he's with her for
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: life and don't worry about it, leave him alone and
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: all of that. And she's disgusted as his wife, as
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: she should be, and she wants him to stop. She
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: says she knows she could never he doesn't have a
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: chance with these women because she barely wants him. But
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: she just wants to know. Should she let him have
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: his fun or keep nagging him until he stops doing this?
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: And it is inconsiderate and disrespectful. All right, Tommy, you
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: say what, You're not gonna get him to change until
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: you show him from the other side. You understand what
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: I mean. So what I want you to do is
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: I want you to have it. You need to start
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: when he when he sleeps, wake him up with porn
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: on the TV. You understand I'm saying, And turn it
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: up real loud and just bring it for him and
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: just comment on everything you see on the pawn. Take
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: look at this boy, that boy bringing it. I ain't
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: looking at him, baby, Look at him, baby. You ain't
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: got nothing like this boy got. You see what this
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: boy working with. You see this boart working with, baby,
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: and you got that. You ain't got nothing like that
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: right there, boy, that boy bringing it up in here,
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: Backbuster billet. Look at this board. Go baby, come look
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: at Backbuster. Look at it. Look at it. You said, Oh, now,
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: I know you can't do that position right there. Did
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: you just see what that boy did? Did you rewind
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: that white backbuster? Do it one more time? Why you
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: ain't the way you can do with Backbuster? Who he
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: got a lot of you working with. You ain't got
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: nothing like that. You ain't close to Backbuster billet, baby,
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: I mean you good, ain't. I ain't gonna to your
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: backbuster billy gonna be on my mind, oh day when
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: I get back home from work. Look, I don't I
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: don't want to be interrupted. I'm gonna get me a
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: glass of wine and I'm gonna sit here and watch
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: some mold back buster billy. That's what I back. Yeah.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: All you gotta do is fight five with five. I
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: promise you hes gonna be getting off them, dog, gonna
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: loose your media talking to everybody. Turn up that pawn
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: in the room and let him have it. That's what
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: you got to do. A yeah, yeah, you know, you know,
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: you know. Let me tell you something. This this this
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: what I want to know. Can you give me the
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: list of people? He followed me that what I need.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: I need the list or the nine hundred and eighty women?
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: He followed, Okay, I don't let me tell you some
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: numbers that don't matter. Twenty eight seventeen, nineteen, Jim, numbers
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: don't matter. Nine eighty is the word I'm looking for.
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: Care about y'all being together twenty eight years, don't care
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: about y'all be married for seventeen, Don't care you got
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: a nineteen year old son. The only number that matters
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: in this level is nine eighty. Where is these nine
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: hundred and eighty all up women with the fake buttons?
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: Where is that? Give me that list? That's what the
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: one follows. Yeah, well, I appreciate you following me, but
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: send me the list in my DM so I can
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: start followers some of the stuff you're looking at, man,
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: He at home. Man, he at home. You know he
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: ain't gonna get done to these women. You send it yourself.
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: You barely won't him disrespect it's not disrespectful. Man is
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: at home, he looking at butts nine hundred and eighty.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: L Let him have that. He don't have much else left, Charley.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: All he want is nine hundred eighty women, and you
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: mad it could have been a thousand. Oh it's nine
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: eighty twenty more it is a thousand, nine eighty. Let
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: the man have his time with Jake. This man ain't
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: bothering nobody. He ain't. He's bothering his wife. She doesn't
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: the room looking over the shoulder, It was gotten me.
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: Why are you looking at this man? He just looking
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: at pictures? Okay, still another question? What you look like?
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: Obviously obviously you ain't like the nine eighty he looking
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: at all the man's doing. Just look at that pictures.
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: You want a man to be home. He home. He
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: he a family man. That's all the family and presence
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: in the marriage, getting the marriage. Ain't that with marriage?
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: Like just being at home? Can't go now? All is
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: this man like to look at all up breasts and
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: fake look over the one time you know what you're
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: gonna see? Why are you going back? You know what?
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: He's sitting a look at the same nine eight it
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: what it won't? I think DM said it best Jay,
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: which I really won't from me in words, which I
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: really want all up. I'm I'm never seems to amaze me.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: All right? Made hit us up on Instagram at Steve
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: Harvey f M with your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter,
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: and please please check out the Strawberry Letter podcast. Man Uh,
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: coming up, Junior, we're gonna switch gears because Junior has
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: a special poem for us instead of sports today. Yeah, oh,
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: so you haven't had a poem in a minute, Junior? Good,
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: all right, all right, all right, we'll get to that
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, right
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, it's been a minute
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: since Junior has blessed us with the poem. And guess
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: what he's here today with the poem. Oh okay, okay, listen, y'all.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: This has got to be addressed. This is important. This
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: is not a game. Okay. Let me say, I've watched
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: all these Christian movies. I've seen Sama everywhere, I've seen
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: the North Pole. But you know what, you don't see
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: black elves? Where are they? How come we don't have
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: no black hells? So the title of this poem is,
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: hey Sama, how come ain't no black hells? That's all here?
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: This is it. I just want to address this black
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: people with everything, Black people, black panther, all that. But
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: did y'all notice all these years we've been living, you
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: ain't seen no black eles. That don't bother y'all. Well,
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: it bothered me enough that I wrote a pole about it.
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: I'm serious. Here it is, Hey, Santa, how come there
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: no black els? I don't see any black els? Santam?
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: What's up with that? Most of the elves? I see
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: a white? And that's an actual fact. I guess black
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: ells don't matter. At least they go to you. You've
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: been a North Pole all damn your law. Can't we
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: at least get too? I hate to march on the
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: North Pole because for marching the weather's not right. So Senner,
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: I like some black elves, and I like them before
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: Christmas night. So go ahead and pack your towards to
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: do your Christmas d but put some black els on
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: your list, and damn it I'm asking nicely, please don't
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: make me come up there, because I will the end
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: we're at the Black Ells. What what well? Is he
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: black hell? Okay, okay, but Junior, huh don't you have
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: sickle sale? You can't take your black I know I
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: can't come. I know I can't go up there a
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: price if they have christ to try to march. I
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: know I know I can't go up there. You cannot
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: go to the point remain. The point remains where the
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: black hells. That's all I need to know. The weather,
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: the weather won't out allow you to go up there. Junior,
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: you can't. I said I was gonna mark. I threatened Sam.
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: I'm not going. I know I can't. I ain't march.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: I can't march caller, I know I can't march you.
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: But the point is they ain't no black hells. Yeah
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: be he m black hells matter black black else. You
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: know they ain't gonna get up on time to make
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: the toy. They're gonna be late coming to work. Well,
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: we don't know that time because it ain't none. I understand.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: I also know I'm putting apps in. It ain't right.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: You tak your black behalf to the now bowl. It's
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: a route for you, Bobby. All right, coming up at
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: the top of the yard, we got some comedy roulette
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: for you with Jay Anthony Brown. Thank you, junior. Right
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: after this end. You're listening to show. All right, it
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: is time now for comedy roulette. Jay. What you got here?
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: You go, You take three subjects, you put them on
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: a wheel, you spun the wheel. Wedge. Stop. Well man,
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: it funny because that's what we do. Yes, you do.
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: All right. Here's the list. Things you tell your wife
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: or your partner if she finds gifts that aren't for her. Okay,
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: Excuses you make for not going to the office Christmas party, yeah,
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: and nice things you say to your wife to make
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: her stick to her diet. We're not doing that. We're
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: not doing that. We're not doing oh lord here, okay,
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: all right, get ready, guys. Things should tell your wife
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: or your partner if she finds gifts that aren't for her. Look, baby,
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: I know you gotta blender, but this is better than
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: the one you've got. That's what they're here, and it's
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: got somebody else's name on it. That's the name of
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: the company. Clarise didn't make Blender's baby. You got clarice.
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: It's a clarise Blender man, you ain't never happen. All right,
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: here we go. Things you tell your wife where you partner,
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: if she finds gifts that aren't for her. Wait a minute,
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: all the gifts under the tree and you found that.
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: That's what you found. Yeah, you found all the gifts
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: other that you wouldn't found that. Yeah, it was under there,
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: just like all the other. Right, all right. Things you
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: tell your wife if she finds gifts, or your partner
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: she finds gifts that aren't for her. Okay, I adn't
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: know how to tell you this. I'm listening. I'd be
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: cross dressing sometimes. I just don't want to tell you.
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: I don't want to tell you that I did. Really,
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I just hope you can
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: keep this between up, all right. Your partner, if she
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: finds gifts that aren't for her, this size and his
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: encouragement so you can lose weight and get any size too.
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: That's all I'm doing. I'm trying to help you. That's
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: what I voted to. I mean, all right, Things you
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: tell your wife or your partners she finds gifts that
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: aren't for her. Give me that my mama like Christmas
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: tooth just about you. My mama can get a gift. Yeah,
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: thing tell you things? You tell your wife or your
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: partner she finds gifts that aren't for her. Look that
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: Teddy is for my mama. Okay, yeah, the telephone. She's
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: sat in the night, but my mom's still go on
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: her sexy on two. Okay, all right, my mom was
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: she like ted is. It's a lot of cutouts and
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: it's Teddy. Things you tell your wife or your partner
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: if she finds gifts that aren't for her. What it's
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: about telling you has some pennies with the booty out?
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: Damn it? I mean, come on, the hell the hell?
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: Why can't you win panties with the booty out? I mean,
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Yeah, something gifting everything. I mean, you should
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: tell your wife or your partner she finds gifts that
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: aren't for you. Know the problem the whole situation is no,
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: the problem is where's your gift? See you, Peter? Everybody
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: else where's yours? Why is your wants to be fine?
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: Everybody gift with yours? What's what I called? I want
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: to know? Okay? So I don't can't lend the name
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: on it. Where is your gift things? You tell your
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: wife or your partner, she finds gifts that aren't for her,
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: that's for the dog. Yeah, all right, we'll have more
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: that settle it. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: coming up in twenty minutes after the hour right after this,
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, doctor
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: Dre appears to have finalized his divorce from ex wife
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: Nicole Young after twenty five years of marriage and an ugly,
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: very expensive one billion dollars that's billion with a beat
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: legal battle. Fifty six year old Dre rapper producer was
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: pictured posing with the celaboratory display of balloons, showing off
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: his newly single status. In an image posted by one
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: of his associates, Doctor Dre posted in front of a
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: large gold balloon that read divorced A f okay. Well,
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: this is a part I like, he can have all
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: the balloons he wants, but he still has to pay
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: his ex spouse more than three and a half million
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: dollars per year. I definitely agree with it. You've heard
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: the money and yeah, for sure, twenty five years a
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: minute every minny until she remarries or enters into a
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: damn bladdy ever, or even if she enters into a
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: new domestic partnership type, she's not going to and he
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: has to temporarily pay her health insurance. There you go
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: pay her what her health insurance temporarily? You got three million?
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: You can, you can your girls three million billions. I
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: got to take you to the doctor too. You got
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: three million? You want a baby, and go get your
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: check up on your own night. She's not married about
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: to happen, and she's gonna have about me. Don't think
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: about it? All right? Are a doctor for the Steve
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after.
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: Right after this, we'll do a round of would you
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: rather you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: it's time for a round if would you rather get
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: right into it? Here we go. Would you rather accidentally
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: send a sexy picture to your mama or to your
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: pastor past past, you know? And for me? Either way
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: I send it. Either way I send a sexy picture,
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: it's gonna eat up whoever receives it. Memory, it's gonna
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: eat up. On the matter, I'm sending at the pastor junior.
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: You can pray for me, you just don't lay hands on.
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: Just don't tell me pastor you still got it all right?
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: Would you rather be in bad with a dominant woman
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: or a submissive woman or anyone? So, don't matter which one.
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: I just need one. But if you up now, you
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: gotta let me lose. Okay, don't be going the word
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: leaving me tied up. I need the key or knife
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: on some seals. I got bit to get out now,
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: don't matter. Yes, did tell me what to do? I
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: tell you what to do. It don't matter him. I'm
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: going with dominant. I'm going with okay, oh dominant, okay, yeah,
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: but don't shut up your old MF. I don't even
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: use that okay, Oh gosh, And don't hit me with
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: no bell to nothing. I don't don't care now thinking aloud?
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Would you rather trade faces
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: with indus elba or would you rather trade bodies with
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: the rock? The rock? Why not? If like the rock? Ye,
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: I never wear ship if I was built like the rock,
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: doing winter the whole year in winter? Man, Ever, that's
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: too much maintenance, though, I don't you got to work
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: out every day. It's too much. I guess I wear
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: in dress face. I guess if you got to, If
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: I got to, you just have to have spring a
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: bell every time. I would you rather, okay, here's one.
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: Would you rather be intimate with your with your significant
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: other with the curtains open or with the curtains closed?
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: Got to be closed? And like love? You want to
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: know what? You want to know? What nicke and afraid
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: look like. I don't want people walking back well, look
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: at Jay. I want the curtains sofa. I want somebody
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: to say, Hey, I'm gonna fall up the glass. Don't
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: you rather for today? Thank you guys, coming up, it
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: is our last break of the day. And moving back
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: to close out of the show at forty nine minutes
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- 1:21:06Speaker 1: You need to stop saying there's no global warming. But
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: they didn't have to accept that climate change is here
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: and it's global warming. And if you if they had
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: passed Biden's build back better, that money would be allocated
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: right away as opposed to having to wait for it.
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: But the Republicans don't want to have anything to do
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: with it. And no one was really saying it but
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: Trump and his followers. When Trump, you're right, he started, yes,
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: you know, yes, And Rand Paul is in Kentucky asking
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: for money, but when some of the other states were
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: needed money, he voted against it. He totally voted against it.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: Now he needs help, so yeah, yeah, he questioned doctor
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: Fauci science. Yes, Rand Paul, right, yeah, yes he did, yes, yeah,
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: that's the one whose neighbors beat him up, right. And
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: the thing, we know why your name? Yeah, yeah, we
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: don't know why that, we know why anything, but why
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: ja I think we know why? Oh? I think you
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: know got it gets you jumped on every time? Ye,
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: every single time? Buddy, Yeah, yeah, ain't it bad to
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: pull out the driveway though, and just know damn he
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: will ask. Yeah, hey, listen, we gotta say congratulations to
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: Miss India. She is the brand new Miss Universe Verse
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: pageant hosted last night. But our fearless leader, the one
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey. Yeah, looking fresh and fly as always,
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: he was looking fresh and fly. Saying the wrong name again,
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: he said Portugal and was supposed to say, y'all, what's
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: the other country? Oh, India, that one that actually won
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: Paragua Paragua Man, and they got him again. Man, he
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: traded out, Yeah he did. He said, they tried to
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: get me, y'all. They ain't gonna get Where is Paraguay?
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: Where is that South South America? I ain't know. They
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: like we've been doing running by it answered it for
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: a lot of people, don't worry about it. A lot
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- 1:23:34Speaker 1: And I picked Paraguay in India, I picked India. I
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- 1:23:44Speaker 1: Miss Universe. She did not shut out. I am not
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- 1:24:22Speaker 1: Miss America? Which one? Did they remove the swimsuit category?
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- 1:24:37Speaker 1: they did have a swimsuit competition, which is always nice. Yeah.
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