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Colin Kaepernick, Trump, Kim Kardashian, James Harden, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Uh huh? I shall will come on and everybody you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on, deeve me now one
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  Speaker 1: and all it Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I want to share something with you that I had
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  Speaker 1: to come to the realization one time and even in
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  Speaker 1: the reinvention of myself right now, I've had to come
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  Speaker 1: to that and I want to share it with you today.
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  Speaker 1: Give it to you. I want to tell you about
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  Speaker 1: something that a lot of people do in their life
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  Speaker 1: and I want you to be aware of it. Here
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  Speaker 1: it is, don't get stuck on yourself. You could be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You know I said, don't get stuck on yourself. You
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  Speaker 1: could be wrong. You know. The reason I'm saying this
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  Speaker 1: is because people have a tendency to once they make
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  Speaker 1: a decision about something, or once they decide to go
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  Speaker 1: a certain path. They go against all everything, anything anybody says,
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  Speaker 1: anything anybody might do, any other ruling they may come across.
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  Speaker 1: They shun advice, They don't listen to counsel. They just
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  Speaker 1: I made the decision. I'm gonna do it anyway. Don't
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  Speaker 1: get stuck on yourself. You could be wrong, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's a sure fire way to tell if you're wrong.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't see any movement in the direction you've chosen,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't see anything going right in that decision,
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  Speaker 1: If you feel as though you're in a rupt if
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  Speaker 1: the wall you're climbing seems so insurmountable that you ain't
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  Speaker 1: even moving an inch, and every time you turn around
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  Speaker 1: you keep getting knocked by down, knocked back down. Don't
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  Speaker 1: get stuck on yourself. You know you could be wrong,
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  Speaker 1: you know. See, that's why it's important for people to
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  Speaker 1: always be open to the reinvention of yourself. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you cannot be afraid to reinvent yourself. In other words,
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  Speaker 1: you can't be afraid to change. Change is necessary when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to growth. There is no growth without change.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot grow and never change. I'm sorry, it's it's
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  Speaker 1: like from the time you're born, you are constantly growing.
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  Speaker 1: But in that growth, have you not noticed you have
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  Speaker 1: constantly changed. The more you know, oh, listen to this.
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  Speaker 1: The more you know, the older you look. Sorry, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but there is no growth without change. And I have
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  Speaker 1: found this to be true. And the case. The more
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  Speaker 1: you know, the older you look. Now you can do
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  Speaker 1: drugs and and and and and and kill both them
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  Speaker 1: theories because you can do drugs and not know nothing
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  Speaker 1: and look real old. So you know there's a way
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  Speaker 1: around it. But I'm talking about if you're spending your
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  Speaker 1: life trying to make something out yourself, that is no
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  Speaker 1: growth without change. You cannot be afraid to reinvent yourself.
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  Speaker 1: So don't get stuck on yourself, because you could be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you're heading in a direction and ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing going right in your life, could be the wrong direction.
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  Speaker 1: If you're climbing and you're making no headway, could it
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  Speaker 1: be the wrong direction? Could you have possibly made the
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  Speaker 1: wrong choice. Don't get stuck on yourself because you haven't
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  Speaker 1: made the wrong stuff. It's okay to forgive yourself. It's
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  Speaker 1: okay to let yourself off the hook. It's even smarter
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  Speaker 1: sometimes to admit that you were wrong. You ever met
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  Speaker 1: somebody ain't ever wrong you Have you ever met somebody
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  Speaker 1: you talked to? They ain't ever wrong about nothing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: They just it's their way or the highway. It's this
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  Speaker 1: is my way, this is the I know people like that,
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  Speaker 1: stuck on them power trips and all like that. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I had to learn how to do. I
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  Speaker 1: had to learn how to let them go on them
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  Speaker 1: power trips. But listen to this. Though you're not taking
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  Speaker 1: me on that trip. Though you're going on that trip
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  Speaker 1: by yourself, I'm going in the right direction. I've decided
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  Speaker 1: to stop the way. Okay, listen to this person. This person.
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  Speaker 1: I decided to stop doing business the way I was
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  Speaker 1: doing business. I decided to stop to allow business being
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  Speaker 1: done around me the way business was being done around me.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, you know, the best decision I made
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  Speaker 1: was to allow for God to have some say so
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  Speaker 1: and to offer me his direction. I have found him
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  Speaker 1: to be a better driver than anyone else I know.
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  Speaker 1: I have found him to know more about the man
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  Speaker 1: he made than anybody else who's merely associating with me.
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  Speaker 1: I have found it to be a fact that my
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  Speaker 1: maker knows more about the vehicle he created than does
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  Speaker 1: anybody else. If you if your Chevy break, don't you
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  Speaker 1: take it to Chevy. You don't take your Forward when
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  Speaker 1: it breaks down to a Toyota dealership. They're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: know everything that the Ford dealership would know about the vehicle.
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  Speaker 1: You know why because they're not the acre of it.
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  Speaker 1: So now why are you living? You're letting your life
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  Speaker 1: being led, controlled and guided by somebody other than your maker.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just asking you to let's all take a common
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  Speaker 1: sense look at this. So if going to your maker
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  Speaker 1: is the best way, the best decision I made in
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  Speaker 1: my business was take over my brand myself and to
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  Speaker 1: allow the maker of this brand. See without God, I'm
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  Speaker 1: none of this. I'm none of this. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to clearly understand, I ain't none of this without him.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could have the guts to reach back
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  Speaker 1: there and pat myself on the back for what I've
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  Speaker 1: accomplished in my life. I wish I had the guts.
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  Speaker 1: I wish the nerve of me because I know for
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  Speaker 1: or fact that there is no way that I could
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  Speaker 1: have manufactured the life that I have. I could not
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  Speaker 1: even have thought of it. It's no way I could
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  Speaker 1: have told you that this was the route I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna take, and this is the outcome because of it.
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea, no clue. The one thing I had, though,
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  Speaker 1: was an unshakable faith in God. I had an un
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  Speaker 1: and I just kept believing in him. I kept believing
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  Speaker 1: that he had something more for me. And then when
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  Speaker 1: I touched base with him and asked him to show
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  Speaker 1: me what it is what he had for me, tada,
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  Speaker 1: the magic show began. Because you know what he did.
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  Speaker 1: He took all my natural abilities that he had given
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  Speaker 1: to me, this gift that he gave me, that that
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  Speaker 1: he poured into me at birth, that same gift that
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  Speaker 1: he poured into you at birth. The moment you go
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  Speaker 1: to him and let him show you that gift, and
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  Speaker 1: then guess what. Once he takes what he naturally put
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  Speaker 1: in you and put his super his superpowers on top
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  Speaker 1: of that, then you have some supernatural things going on
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  Speaker 1: in your life, and you may not be feeling me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm cool with that, but I didn't have. Some supernatural
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  Speaker 1: things happened to me. Every day I wake up some
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  Speaker 1: supernatural the the man, the rewards of my life, the
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  Speaker 1: awards of my life, the accomplishments, the how I'm working now,
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  Speaker 1: how I manage it all, all that ain't none but God.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't nothing but God. You can't even explain this
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  Speaker 1: schedule to people. Sometimes when people ask me, Steve, how
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  Speaker 1: do you do it? I go, well, that's what I
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  Speaker 1: manage my time. Then at the end of when I
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  Speaker 1: get through, I said, hey, man, you know what I
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  Speaker 1: need to tell y'all for real? It's God. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know, but I'm letting him manage me. So he
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  Speaker 1: handling it. He ain't gonna put no more of me
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  Speaker 1: than I can bear. Listen to me, y'all, don't be
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  Speaker 1: afraid to reinvent yourself and remember this. Don't get stuck
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  Speaker 1: on yourself because you could be wrong. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: absolutely could be wrong. If you don't tie this to
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  Speaker 1: your gift, you will be struggling the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to ladies. I want to have your attention,
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  Speaker 1: please fellas, do whatever. But if I have the ladies attention,
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  Speaker 1: then I got to have yours because you always trying
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  Speaker 1: to get theirs. You understand how this works. Sherley Strawberry, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, Steve, calling for real. Well, well, well, the
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  Speaker 1: next two people I'm about to introduce, I sad. They've
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  Speaker 1: been trying to come out of this funk for quite
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  Speaker 1: some time now. We're still working on I explained it
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  Speaker 1: to you in a minute. What's up Junior, Anthony? But yeah, Tomm, Hey, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Baby? Yeah? See Tom? Who wasn't there? So
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  Speaker 1: can I explain to you all? You know, Jay and
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  Speaker 1: Junior went to their first Daytime Emmys on Sunday night,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, the talk show was up, so they're
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  Speaker 1: part of it. They would get an Emmy sent to
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  Speaker 1: them and everything. So the talk show was up. I
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  Speaker 1: was up for four Emmys Sunday. I was up for
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  Speaker 1: Best Game Show, Best Game Show Host, Best Talk Show,
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  Speaker 1: and Best Talk Show Host back to back. They announced
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  Speaker 1: Best Game Show and Best Game Show Host back to back.
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  Speaker 1: H I lost both of those. Junior went into a
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  Speaker 1: dog dog. He went to the Suken place. He texts me,
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  Speaker 1: there's some bs. But that's crazy because I've never seen
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  Speaker 1: Junior depressed ever in all the years I've known him. Ever, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I got throwed into something, none of that, into one
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  Speaker 1: flu over the Cuckoo's So then a little later on
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  Speaker 1: that came down to best talk show. Okay, here we go,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. Now, the best game show they gave
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  Speaker 1: two prices, right, and best game show host they gave
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  Speaker 1: way Brady. But but what was Way Brady speech was?
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  Speaker 1: Wayne said, I'm about to leave because I'm a hunger.
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  Speaker 1: I was just waiting on Steve Harvey to come get
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  Speaker 1: his award so I could go eat. That was his me.
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  Speaker 1: So he knew Steve had everybody knew. So now we
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  Speaker 1: lost the best game Show, Best Games your hold. Then
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  Speaker 1: the one the reason Junior had on the tops came up,
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Best Informative talk Show. Yes, yes, this
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  Speaker 1: is it, and the winner is the Doctor Show. Now
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  Speaker 1: then ruined Junior and Jay's day. I'm talking about man,
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  Speaker 1: my my cruise hurt. Oh, I'm sitting in the lobby
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  Speaker 1: right wait, wait, we might have to hold it. Jack
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  Speaker 1: coming back for thirty something funny. Why Junior and Jay
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  Speaker 1: are not doing well today? We'll be right back. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for something funny, guys, because it's already happening. Yes, so
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  Speaker 1: they've been trying to hold it in. Yesterday they did
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  Speaker 1: a little bit better. But today the depression has said
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  Speaker 1: in full what happened to me in the lobby? What
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  Speaker 1: happened the lobby of the daytail lobby? Daytime? And I'm
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  Speaker 1: sitting in the lobby. We lost, We're not gonna win.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing happened. This lady comes out with a big box. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know the Emmys are in the box. You
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  Speaker 1: get a big box. So I said, hey, how you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I said, what's in that box? She said the Emmy?
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  Speaker 1: I said, can I look at it? She said yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I said, who's this? She said, dr Oz. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't get your face, you don't get well. Y'all, y'all nominators.
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  Speaker 1: Great the show we want for best Talk Show. So
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  Speaker 1: that's good. And we feel we had a part in
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  Speaker 1: that episode. That's right. That's what I's gonna say. Congratulations again,
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  Speaker 1: Steve on your daytime Emmy show hosts. Yeah, yeah, Can
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  Speaker 1: I just tell you this though, what blandfold. We don't
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  Speaker 1: need to go to war show now. We don't do
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  Speaker 1: what I don't tell you right now. And my family
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  Speaker 1: asked me not to go. That's why my daughter, my
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  Speaker 1: daughter Laurie went for me. She was beautiful, she went
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  Speaker 1: from me and accepted because at the end, I want
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  Speaker 1: the best talk show host. So my daughter Laurie went up.
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  Speaker 1: Now I told her what to say. She ain't used
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  Speaker 1: none of that. Your kids don't do what you tell me,
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  Speaker 1: So I told her to just tell the truth that
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  Speaker 1: me and my mom decided Dad can't go to no
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  Speaker 1: more award shows because what he don't win, he don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to look. And that's why she went. And
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  Speaker 1: that's really My wife said, you're not gonna go down
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  Speaker 1: that Steve and had that look on your face when
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  Speaker 1: you don't win. That's better less you go. See, she said,
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  Speaker 1: we ain't got to see you already know you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna know how to look if you don't win, make
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  Speaker 1: yourself look different. Way, there's no way all that extra
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  Speaker 1: clapping up. I didn't have no you wanted happy for
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  Speaker 1: the hell No, no, no, not like that, that little
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  Speaker 1: little because they want. I didn't give Wayne nothing. You Wayne,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't can't fix you hardy. Yeah, great talent, but
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  Speaker 1: I just couldn't do it at that time. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: be happy for him at the time because you're in
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  Speaker 1: a good mood. You're sitting there, y'all, this is it.
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  Speaker 1: The real problem is y'all dressed up in Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's one. And the other reason is you really wanted
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  Speaker 1: that emmy sitting your house. Other reason. But let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you know what, how black folks, surely we have
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  Speaker 1: to we have to get you with the reception free
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  Speaker 1: wine and really nice atmospherious red and where lights and came.
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  Speaker 1: You walk down and you feel good and you know
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  Speaker 1: that you get all of that. Ain't had a hound
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  Speaker 1: in there. They didn't have to have. It was hot there,
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  Speaker 1: but you didn't mind though, because you weren't that. But
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  Speaker 1: the minute I lost I started talking about the this
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  Speaker 1: hot ass award. So I don't even know why they
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  Speaker 1: brought me down to have me put on the tail
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  Speaker 1: clothes come down there? And why is the ball close
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  Speaker 1: if I'm gonna be loosing to have a drink in
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  Speaker 1: my hand? Who is this old lady right here coming
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  Speaker 1: towards me? Let me tell you what made me feel good?
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  Speaker 1: It really made me feel good. On the way out,
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  Speaker 1: they had a whole they had a whole table and
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  Speaker 1: look iPhone earbuds things right, They had them in little
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  Speaker 1: gold bags and it said take one. I took sixteen Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we got emmy. I took folks. Junior, you were so
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  Speaker 1: excited too. I've never seen you case, Steve. Could I
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  Speaker 1: read you the text messages? Junior was texting me at
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  Speaker 1: the award show, so he text me. He was like,
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  Speaker 1: he told me about the Wayne speech and then I
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  Speaker 1: said wow. Then he said, the price is white, the
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  Speaker 1: price is right. Just one outstand. The game show did
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  Speaker 1: some bull and I said, seriously, I bet you ready
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  Speaker 1: to go. I'm going to the bar. Hell, yeah, put
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  Speaker 1: on all these damn clothes. He said, I bet I
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  Speaker 1: won't be back. I won't. I can't go back down that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I hate that, Junior, because you were like stuper excited. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you had your clothes laid out and everything,
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  Speaker 1: got a haircut, nail's done, all of that. Yeah. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, I've never been to anything like this, and
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  Speaker 1: this is pretty cool, especially just coming man. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty cool. But then when you don't win, when they
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  Speaker 1: said dr are cussing, immediately came out of my mouth. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: And I didn't care. The little Spanish lady behind me,
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  Speaker 1: like she pat me on the back, don't touch me.
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  Speaker 1: You sold you. Yeah, they would love for the Spanish categories.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who she was. She said, it's okay,
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  Speaker 1: I said, if you don't get off of Melion. You
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  Speaker 1: just turned up with Mario. Did a good job. Good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's really very very good. Yeah, so Steve, any advice
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  Speaker 1: to give Junior, and no, just quick going down there.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna do it to you in your face, and
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  Speaker 1: it being your face, it ain't behind your back. The
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  Speaker 1: thing about the award shows, they give it to you
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  Speaker 1: in your face and and let me tell you, and
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  Speaker 1: you're lucky, You're lucky. You ain't up for the award
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  Speaker 1: personally because the camera be in your face. Yeah, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell it to and all that speaking to me
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  Speaker 1: after the award show with your emy in your hand,
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  Speaker 1: that's not you were hating. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't
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  Speaker 1: help it. I went up to the dome, grabbed the handle,
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  Speaker 1: then let it go, and I need to leave because
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  Speaker 1: if I go in here, I know what's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to be around people having fun, people
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  Speaker 1: there who ain't awful nothing, and they have the Emmies
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  Speaker 1: out at the parties. I didn't need to see that.
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  Speaker 1: So you actually need to lose a party that way
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  Speaker 1: people you're comfortable with. All right, listen, Coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy's run that prank back right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, guys Entertainment News. But first
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  Speaker 1: it's the nephew would run that prank back? What you
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  Speaker 1: got now? Yeah? PC? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
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  Speaker 1: a Darwin Darwin. Uh, this is he Hey Darwin, how
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  Speaker 1: are you doing? This is Frank with FPC. We're trying
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  Speaker 1: to come down and um see about making an appointment
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  Speaker 1: with you within the next week. Is that's possible for what?
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  Speaker 1: Uh we're supposed to come by. I'm with FPC. We
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  Speaker 1: wanted to uh we have what what what is that?
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  Speaker 1: What is f PC? Uh? Sir? Your name was left
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  Speaker 1: with us and you're you're you're on on our file
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  Speaker 1: to actually come out and make an appointment with you
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  Speaker 1: so we can so we can get your picture taken.
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  Speaker 1: You must have their own number. I'm not I'm not
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  Speaker 1: signed up to take no picture anything. So okay, well
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  Speaker 1: you are you're daring? Correct? Yeah, yes, I am done.
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  Speaker 1: So you called Darwin and that's what you call it.
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  Speaker 1: But anything about a picture. What what's up with a picture?
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  Speaker 1: We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have
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  Speaker 1: you on our schedule too, uh to actually for us
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  Speaker 1: to come out to your home and take your picture? Okay, FPC?
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  Speaker 1: What's company is that? What's what's your what type of picture?
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  Speaker 1: And would i'd be taking? I'm not taking no picture?
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  Speaker 1: But what what is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything
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  Speaker 1: about photo being taking of you? Okay? Uh, sir, f
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  Speaker 1: PC is uh we are? This is a funeral Picture company,
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  Speaker 1: funeral picture company. And what we do is we come
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  Speaker 1: out and take your picture and we actually keep it
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  Speaker 1: on file. That way, when you do pass away, we
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  Speaker 1: have your picture for your programming. We have a nice
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  Speaker 1: picture for you. Look, I'm not did right now? You're
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  Speaker 1: not taking no picture? Me? Who is this again? My
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  Speaker 1: name is Frank? Frank? Okay, Frank? You mean to tell
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  Speaker 1: me y'all taking pictures of people before they that just
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  Speaker 1: so you could have them picture. Oh ful, We're keeping
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  Speaker 1: on file and then you have a good picture on
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  Speaker 1: your program And that's what that's what that's what we do.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't signed up for nothing like that. Who the
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  Speaker 1: hell signed me up like that? I do like sure,
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  Speaker 1: but we're trying to schedule where we can come out
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  Speaker 1: beginning of next week so we can get your picture
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  Speaker 1: taken next week week after you get picture when I'm dead,
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  Speaker 1: you're not taking no picture of me before that? That
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  Speaker 1: they don't sounds right? Uh, sir, don't you want to
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  Speaker 1: have a good picture on your program? You're not taking
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  Speaker 1: the picture of me for no juneral arrangements that I'm
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  Speaker 1: not dead yet. I don't understand that. What the hell
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  Speaker 1: is this about? Nobody who signed me up for and
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  Speaker 1: then tell me that much? Uh so I don't have
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  Speaker 1: the actual person listed here on who signs you up,
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  Speaker 1: but I do have the number and you are Darwin,
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  Speaker 1: Mr Darwin. So I didn't sign up for that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not taking the picture. Uh. You guys running around taking
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  Speaker 1: pictures of people before they that just to have a
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  Speaker 1: good picture on fan at Sali Man. I ain't never
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  Speaker 1: heard of like that, sir. Okay, sir? Are you? I
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  Speaker 1: mean we have your address here? Are are you? Are
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  Speaker 1: you available? No? I'm not available. I'm not available. Don't
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  Speaker 1: want to take no picture for a funeral that I'm
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  Speaker 1: not even dead yet. I don't I don't get that
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  Speaker 1: that that sounds like a much of and I where
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  Speaker 1: the hell gave you my number? That's what I want
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  Speaker 1: to know. So I'm not quite sure. But one thing
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  Speaker 1: we have to do is we have to follow through
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  Speaker 1: with our jobs. So what we're gonna have to do
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  Speaker 1: is we have to come out there and take a picture.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't wanna, you know, create a problem, but
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  Speaker 1: I have to get a picture of you by next week.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's gonna be problem because you're not getting up
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  Speaker 1: picture me for no funeral arrangement, Mr Darwin. I have
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  Speaker 1: to come by your house at least by Friday at
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  Speaker 1: around twelve knew, and I'll come by and get a picture.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't come by my guy house, no ride, you
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  Speaker 1: can lie. You gotta come over here to try to
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  Speaker 1: get my picture. I got plenty of got pitched in
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  Speaker 1: my house to put on the funeral program. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: taking the gitching. That mean I'm claiming to be dead.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not dead. That's some more bad lookt dead. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where do you work for, Frank, but you
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  Speaker 1: you I word. I worked for fl PC, Sir, I
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  Speaker 1: worked for f PC, FCC. Mike, you're not taking no
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  Speaker 1: picture me. Don't come over here, Friday, come about no
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  Speaker 1: guy Piston before you got pistol and you and I
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  Speaker 1: hope they got Joe got pitt your on file. That's
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  Speaker 1: a stupid company you worked for. I ain't never heard
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  Speaker 1: of nobody taking no picture before Day died. I got
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  Speaker 1: me us of pictures in here for that program. And
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  Speaker 1: when I'm growing with care about when a picture looked
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  Speaker 1: like or who hasn't my guy funeral? This a lignat.
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  Speaker 1: You tell whoever you worked for any to go find
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  Speaker 1: another my occupation that don't make no guy just you're
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  Speaker 1: not coming over here, Friday, buddy, you come over here
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  Speaker 1: if you want to. Okay, Mrs Darwin, yes, are you
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  Speaker 1: familiar with with Glinda that that's my wife? What what
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  Speaker 1: do you're about to say? Now? I want all I
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  Speaker 1: wanna do is say this man. I just want to say, Glinda,
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  Speaker 1: the one that got me to prank phone call you.
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  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy baby from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: I'll beat up by a little shy little I ain't
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  Speaker 1: never heard no bitness like there's some FDC funeral kick Well, man,
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  Speaker 1: I said my New Year resolution, I was gonna cut
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  Speaker 1: back on drinking. But you got me over here about
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  Speaker 1: the tip a bottle right now? Are you crazy? Man?
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  Speaker 1: And come over here to day before and get a
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  Speaker 1: picture of Clinton. Let y'all got me, Baby, you got me.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never heard no t me like that. You
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  Speaker 1: are putting me up to it. But you're gonna I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what you're tune in tomorrow morning. Man, You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna catch yourself on national radio and I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: they had me hot over here. I'm like, don't tell Clinta,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna have me a drink anyway. I was
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  Speaker 1: looking for an excuse to track the fitt you thicking
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  Speaker 1: put on foul lot to help him. I'm here, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something. Mandarm and tell me this
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  Speaker 1: here man, what's the baddest and I mean the baddest
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  Speaker 1: radio show in the land, Steve Harvey morting wick up show, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: to step right up and get the funeral picture? Man,
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  Speaker 1: get it when you get beat up right now, I'm
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  Speaker 1: in the pranking bus. You're the king of the prank man,
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  Speaker 1: so so thank you that all right, get beat up?
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  Speaker 1: It is as I want to be there ship fun
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  Speaker 1: when they whoop is behind jam Tommy? What the next show?
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  Speaker 1: So we could go see this? It was this one
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  Speaker 1: was close. What's gonna happen? Needs You're gonna do a
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  Speaker 1: prank on somebody and go to the city within the
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  Speaker 1: next two weeks and they're gonna be at that and
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna be hoping there. That's high it's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: They'll just go line up because one of them pranks
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  Speaker 1: gonna line up with one of these two days. What
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  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, where you're going next? If you
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  Speaker 1: have to go in Charleston Mother's Day week That's where
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  Speaker 1: I am. And you think I'm gonna get jumped on
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  Speaker 1: in Charleston? What what? What? What? Well, let's just finish
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  Speaker 1: it up. You wear Mother's Day weekend in Charleston Performing
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  Speaker 1: Arts Center in Charleston, South Carolina. That's made twelve Saturday night.
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  Speaker 1: We're getting close. Just comedy, sir. Yeah, I'm getta say
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  Speaker 1: we're getting close with twelve days out all right. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, Guys and Entertainment News,
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  Speaker 1: it seems like our president has fired up another remark
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  Speaker 1: about Colin Kaepernick. Right after this, you're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, all Right, an entertainment news. This
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  Speaker 1: is according to t MZ. Now. President Trump says Colin
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  Speaker 1: Kaepernick would have been a lot better off if he
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  Speaker 1: would have just honored the American flag and stood up
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  Speaker 1: for the national anthem. Trump didn't mention Kaepernick by name
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  Speaker 1: during his rally in Michigan on Friday, but it's obvious
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  Speaker 1: he was talking about Kaepernick, who remains unemployed. Uh, take
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  Speaker 1: a listen. We have pride in our history and respect
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  Speaker 1: for our great American flag. Defend our flag, and we
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  Speaker 1: honor our flag. And if others honored our flag, there'd
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  Speaker 1: be a lot better off, wouldn't they Wouldn't it be
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  Speaker 1: a lot? We put our hands on our hearts for
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  Speaker 1: the pledge of Allegiance, and we do that proudly. And
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  Speaker 1: we stand for the national anthem, Oh my goodness, for
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  Speaker 1: the million time. That's not why he took a knee. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna hear that. Could Could I hear it again? Good?
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  Speaker 1: Could I hear it again? Letting it que up. We
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  Speaker 1: are pride in our history and respect for our great
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  Speaker 1: American flag. Defend our flag, and we honor our flag.
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  Speaker 1: And if others honored our flag. There'd be a lot
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  Speaker 1: better off, wouldn't they wouldn't they be a lot fall
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  Speaker 1: We put our hands on our hearts for the pledge
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  Speaker 1: of allegiance, and we do that proudly. And we stand
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  Speaker 1: for the national anthem. Okay, there you gonna say you
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  Speaker 1: meant well, but you know, all right, I can't say.
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  Speaker 1: I think it has to do with them with the
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  Speaker 1: president thinking that black especially black people, are not patriots
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  Speaker 1: at all. Listen to me, I got news for you.
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  Speaker 1: Standing for the national anthem does not make you patriot
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  Speaker 1: at all. If you love the country so much, pay
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  Speaker 1: your taxes or help out. Yeah, you know, obey the
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  Speaker 1: laws of the land. Most presidents have shown their tax
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  Speaker 1: from all of them and if you don't even have
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  Speaker 1: to legally. But it's it's to show you that we're
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  Speaker 1: above boy, that we're participating in the system that was
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  Speaker 1: created to make this country great. Now, you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you, man, it's it's a crazy thing right here.
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  Speaker 1: But he says stuff just to get applause. He knows
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  Speaker 1: his audience. We stand for our flag, we put our
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  Speaker 1: hands over our hearts, and we honor our flag. That
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  Speaker 1: don't make you patriotic. That's some symbolic gesture. That's all
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  Speaker 1: that is. That's all that is. If you want to
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  Speaker 1: honor the country, how about this, how about let's making
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  Speaker 1: the laws equal for everybody. How about how about how
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  Speaker 1: about that constitutional part that everybody has the inalienable right
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  Speaker 1: to the pursuit of happiness. So if you're black and
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  Speaker 1: you're driving, you should be able to drive without getting shot. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you can participate with the police without getting choked to death. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you can you yourself. You be in your grandmama's back
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  Speaker 1: yard and not have to die. You can get pulling
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  Speaker 1: over tele a police officer. You gotta go without him
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  Speaker 1: shooting you. That would be real American to us. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to my and Steve. Very good, very good,
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, ms and trip. Thank you very much, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: This is a trip with the news and him, well
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  Speaker 1: said Steve. President Trump says he wants his upcoming meeting
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  Speaker 1: with North Korean dictator Kim John On to take place
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  Speaker 1: in the demilitarized zone between North and South Korea, because
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  Speaker 1: he says, if the meat turns out the way he
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  Speaker 1: hopes that it turns out, that would be really really great.
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  Speaker 1: By the way. Word is that the South and North
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  Speaker 1: Koreans think that that is a good idea. There's something
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  Speaker 1: that I like about it because you're there, You're actually
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  Speaker 1: there where if things work out, there's a great celebration
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  Speaker 1: to be had on the site. As far Kim John
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have to fly there, he could drive there, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And so they think it's a good idea. By the way.
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  Speaker 1: The President and Vice President are scheduled to address the
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  Speaker 1: National Rife Association's annual meeting and Texas this Friday. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be the fourth un of row that Trump has
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  Speaker 1: spoken before the gun owners group. The n RA one
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  Speaker 1: of the president's most strongest and loyal supporters. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: according to reports, the organization spent over thirty million bucks
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  Speaker 1: to help put the man in the White House, more
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  Speaker 1: than any other outside group. And recent rallies, the President
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  Speaker 1: has been warning his base that if Democrats win in November,
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna take away their guns. Some two hundred asylum
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  Speaker 1: seekers are camped out on the Mexican Mexico side of
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  Speaker 1: San Diego, California, the border there. Even though they haven't
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  Speaker 1: been they've been denied a chance to see an immigration lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: Thus far, the migrants are mostly from Central America. They've
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: been told that the US cannot take any more asylum applications. However,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: advocates for migrants called that excusive force. City fathers in
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  Speaker 1: Detroit filing and control of the municipalities finances again. The
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  Speaker 1: State of Michigan returned control to city officials yesterday after
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  Speaker 1: Towards leaders turned in three years of balance to budgets.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Supreme Court to a Justice Sonya Soto is a schedule
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  Speaker 1: to get sold shoulder replacement surgery later on this morning.
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  Speaker 1: The sixty three year old Bronx born justice reportedly injured
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  Speaker 1: her shoulder badly in a fall at her home recently.
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  Speaker 1: Doctor says she's gonna need several months of physical therapy.
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  Speaker 1: A group of prominent African American women, including TV writer
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  Speaker 1: and executive Shanda Rhymes and director Ava du Renay, urging
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  Speaker 1: the music industry to severed ties with singer r Kelly.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: The groups say they're the Women of Color Committee of
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  Speaker 1: the Times Up Movement. They've released a letter um demanding
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  Speaker 1: that several prominent companies within the music industry get away
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  Speaker 1: from the R and B singer. They mean his record
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  Speaker 1: label r c A Records. They say the streaming services
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  Speaker 1: Spotify and Apple Music also ticketmaster. R Kelly you know,
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  Speaker 1: has been dogged by allegations of sexual misconduct for close
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  Speaker 1: to two decades. In two thousand two, R Kelly was
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  Speaker 1: and died on twenty one counsel child porn, but was
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  Speaker 1: acquitted last year. Though Kelly was said to be holding
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  Speaker 1: several young women against their wills, he denies all accusations. Finally,
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  Speaker 1: today is May one, that's May Day, which means its
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: International Workers Day. Hey ladies, so your hands up bonus. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back more entertainment trades, trending topics. Twenty minutes
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  Speaker 1: after on a Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show alright. Yesterday on The Ellen
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  Speaker 1: Degenerous Show, Kim Kardashian was her special guest, and she
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: shared her feelings about her sister, Chloe's baby daddy boyfriend
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Tristan to Thompson. Take a listen, poor Chloe. I mean
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  Speaker 1: I think everybody was heartbroken for her. I mean literally
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: days before she gives birth. Um, her boyfriend is seen
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: on video cheating and uh so you I you have
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: opinions about that, Like, I don't even know how to
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: describe it. Besides it's just so yeah, like it's I yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's real right there. You have anything to say about that, Steve, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I enjoy people string for me. Oh you would have
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: preferred it without the bleep, I'm sure. Yeah, let him
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  Speaker 1: have it. Hey, look, look, look, we gotta stop this
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: hill sensor ship, but we won't freedom of speech. Hold on,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something. The clue klux Klan can
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: get a permit to walk down the street and tell
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: us how much they hate us, but we can't say,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: get the MP out of him. Yeah, you know how
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: funny this radio show would be, man, And it's already funny,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: but lord, let him fly. People will be what's funny?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Is it? Because I know you, Steven, I know sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you even want to cuss on little big shots with
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  Speaker 1: the kids. That's the only show that I have never
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: used any not damn or nothing. And when the cameras down,
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  Speaker 1: there's no cousin. Yeah, when I go back stage, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: not on commercial breaks and that because it's kids all that,
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  Speaker 1: because you're very very respectful. Other people, little big shots
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  Speaker 1: were so good with Sheila on there this past Sunday night.
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  Speaker 1: Drum Did you see your boy playing the drum? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That man. Now you're talking about Sheila E. When I
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: played the drums with the little girl. Y'all talking about
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  Speaker 1: the little boy boy. No, I was on I was
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: on stage with a set of drums, letting them have it.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, You know because I could man if I
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  Speaker 1: if my mama never had money, I'd probably been a musician.
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  Speaker 1: Instruments and stuff. Coming up in about ten minutes. Piano, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: coming up in about ten minutes at four after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: You're so talented, Steve. Comedy roulette. You're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: har All right, Steve, it's time for comedy roulette. Ja,
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  Speaker 1: take it away. He hated the explain him. But why
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  Speaker 1: do you splain? Ja? We have new listeners that no
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  Speaker 1: idea what we're doing. Every day we're going in with
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: every day. We have new listen. Yeah, you take five subjects,
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  Speaker 1: put them on a wheel. Spun the wheel. That's what
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  Speaker 1: Shirley hates. Spun it hard, I mean, spun it around. No,
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  Speaker 1: I hate you, and then when stop we do the
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  Speaker 1: damn thing. Here we go. Number one, forget that I'm
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  Speaker 1: still mad about it. Number two in the shop. My
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: behind sounds like repo to me. Number three? But have
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  Speaker 1: you seen the baby's daddy though? What? Number four? That's
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  Speaker 1: why kind of funny stands you now? Number five? I
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  Speaker 1: know I'm gonna be unpunishment, but what the heck? What? No?
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  Speaker 1: That is? What the hell said? What you can't get
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  Speaker 1: on pleasant? Hey? Number five? I know I'm gonna be unpunishment,
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  Speaker 1: but what the heck? Let me say? What? What is it?
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  Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna be on punishment, but what the hell?
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Come on? Number five? Here we go. I know I'm
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: gonna be on punishment, but I'm eating that last piece
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  Speaker 1: of check and that's waiting for daddy. I'm eating. I
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  Speaker 1: don't he hungry, and I'm hungry now. He ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be here till six. I'm hungry right now. What you
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  Speaker 1: gotta do? I'm eating that, Okay, I'll tell you. I
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  Speaker 1: know I'm gonna be on punishment. I'm gonna do this
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: anyway with the hell. I'm knocking my cousin out, I'm
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  Speaker 1: taking my toys and I can't get my toy bow
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  Speaker 1: his hands right here in my room. I don't even care.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be if I'm knocking him to hell out, come on,
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  Speaker 1: I got one. I know I'm gonna be on punishment,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: but I'm sneaking this girl in my mama room. No
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  Speaker 1: matter what I'm going what what's the best bed in
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  Speaker 1: theunse What are you talking about? It's going down my
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: mama bed. Yeah. I know I'm gonna be on punishment
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: because them street lightning came on, but Brenda still sitting
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: on her steps. I'm down here with printed beat my ass.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I'm down here. I'm not I'm down here right now. No,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I'm standing out and helped on my third story. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: how that's gonna go down. I know I'm gonna be
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: on punishment, but the new shoes cost me twenty do
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: my mama pursh wide open. I'm getting that. I'm going
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: in now your mama. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be on,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: but we get the Grandmama house. I'm telling how you
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: beat me. I need some justice to tell everything. Telling
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: everything this way too long and too abusive to beat
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  Speaker 1: me like that. Wait till we pull him in the gait,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: until we pull up. Okay, okay, Grandma, I got one.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna be on punished. But come let
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: thirty to night, when my mom and daddy go to bed,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I'm back in its Cadillac. I'm going to see Regina
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: pray do you hit me for? I know I'm gonna
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: be on punishment, uh, because I'm posted to had this
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: car home by midnight. But we're still kissing. You're still
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: We're still kissing. Hell, I will be there cause we
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: still kiss still, I'm we're kiss it so hard. Right now?
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: What's midnight? Ye, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's Today's Strawberry Letters, subject my fiance
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: won't give me his password, Tommy. I know this letter
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: is Taylor made for you, right, I'm not gonna up.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Next it is the King of Frank's nephew Tommy with
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got, nep is that
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: your hubs? Is that yours? Are you talking to? I'm
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: time to his Why Why wouldn't I Why wouldn't I
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: ask her? That? Is that a good question? Yeah, that's
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: a good one. Is that your house running running? I'm
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: trying to reach chair. This is listen my name is Mark.
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  Speaker 1: Are you married to Jason? Yeah? Okay, all right, I
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: got the right person. Listen. I don't I don't even
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: know how to say this to you, my my um.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Like I said, my name is Mark. I followed my
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: wife today and I right now I'm at a park
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: and I'm almost certain that my wife is right now.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I'm about two or three hundred yards away, but I'm
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: almost certain my wife is holding hands, uh with your husband, Jason.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: So hold on, hold on. You see my husband at
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: the park with with your wife. How long have you
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: been following them? I followed my wife this morning because
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I just was still like real weird about you know,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: something going on. And I followed her and I'm at
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: the park right now, and you know this, I think
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: this is I think she's with Jason. I think she's
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: with your husband. What what type of call you do?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: You see? Jason in Alexis? What color is it? Um? White? Okay,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: that's him. So he's supposed to he went to work
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: today and this Sunday, and they had him overtown that
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: he's supposed to been doing at work today and he's
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: at a part with your wife close to them. So
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not close to him. You know, I tried to
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: stay back. Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: hold up, she just kissed him. She did kiss Who did?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: My wife just kissed your husband? What do you say
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: your your your wife's name is again? My wife name
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: is Veronica Ronica? Okay what that? Uh? They are Langley Park.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I'm at Langley Park right now. I'm on I'm about
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: two d yards away from Neil and I'm looking at
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: she just kissed him again. I cannot play this. I know. Well,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: you're not telling me that your your wife is kissing
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: my husband. Well, how did you get my number? That's sold? Up? Back?
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Then up? How did you get my nuther? And who
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: are you like? I don't say. My name is Mark? Uh?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: A buddy of mine named Fitz Fitzgerald, Fitz knows he
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: knows Jason. I don't know if Gerald. I don't want
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: to know how you get my number? Fitz gave me
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: your Fitch told me he knew Jason, and some kind
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: of way he got me your phone number. I don't
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: even know who we got your number from. All I
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: know is your husband is kissing my wife right now.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I know. Okay, you're just sitting there watching
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: give me the no. But we're gonna change this right now.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: You're sitting there watching on some specta gatty. I'm going
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: to bust DOLLI because I don't play that. Because he
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: said he had to work this morning, something overtime. Don't
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: have time that. Who does that in the part with somebody?
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: It's too cold in the park anyway, you can't see
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: no ducks. Give me, give me the address of this
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: lightning park. Okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait, they're
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: getting a blanket out of the car. Now what does that?
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I know well he ain't no romance to type and
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: that you never tell me. But they're getting the blanket
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: off the car and going deeper into the park. I
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: cannot believe this. They're getting the breaking what what a tho?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Sheer know she no, I'm looking at. Give me the
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: fire that your wine and wine glasses? Mark Mark, gives
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: me the advance of the bar. You want some white boys. Stop,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to go out. Bust that up. I don't
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: have time for that calling me. I all started them
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: not watching your wife. I'm not gonna watch. You know,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hand him. Is that okay? Let's stop this
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: right now. Take your go over that to the park
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: and give him the phone. I don't have time to do.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: You're sitting up there watching your wife with my you
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: calling me what coming you you okay? I'm say what
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: if you're supposed to be up there, get on that,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: because if I was there, I'll be the slap that
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: that I've been handling him his cap. Go hand him
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: the fall he up that that in the phone? What
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: your hand? I'm trying to see what else they're gonna do.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to do, saying you didn't see
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: enough on that polling that be over that door and
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: putting out a guy that what you want to wait
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: the film? Take cans over the hand him the phone.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I know Jason may no park for nobody. I'm got
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: my at home. I am on our fair child, pregnant
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: with a baby. But I don't get I go up now?
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Whoop is why I'm pregnant? I know well Jason ain't
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: need no park for noe. Don't land in the phone.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I want to let me, let me go, let me
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: stop out the truth. They're drinking wine right now. If
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I don't give up about that gold hand in the bar,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: walk over in hand and pon do with yours? I
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: don't play up by mine? Oh man, they just mark
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Mark Mark. I don't know who you have to go
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: hand him, go hand him and phone. You're sitting up
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: there watching with your week you anyway? Um U, that's
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: my wife. He went he with my wife. You must
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: be all because if you was one of them to
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: go yoke up black one of the guy on this
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: who does that? You know I'm doing watching him at
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: the park. I'm telling you now, whopping at when I
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: see it, I'm whooping your wife? Did I'm whooping Jason
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna slap you're calling me with this? You
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: should have to calling me? Got blood pressure? Start? Huh?
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Why you should up to watch this? Mom? Tell them
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to be all on top of that. Yeah,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: when I said, you got that coming too. But I'm
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: gonna find this lang the part right. I'm gonna get
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: off the phone because I'll be up there. I'm gonna
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: show you. Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: somebody want to talk to you? Give me the phone? Hello?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Come on? Was this this Tommy? Tommy? Who this nephew
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: taught me from the Steve Harvey Morning to show your husband.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Jason got me to prank on. Oh you, this is something.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: You almost made me have my baby here from this
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: house this morning. And I got two moments though. You know,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Jason got me to pray fo he's no better than that.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: He's anyway when he comes on. Um, yeah, we say,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: little man, my wife is a no nuns saying she ain't.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: She don't take no drama, none of it. He told me,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: you know this, because I was like, what man said
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: there watch still live at the park Man that this
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: isla But you tell me how I got him? I
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: got it. Hey, I gotta ask you one more thing.
• 53:11
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• 53:23
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• 53:35
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• 53:41
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  Speaker 1: letter subject my fiance won't give me his password. Dear
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Steve and Shirley. My fiance and I have been together
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: for four years. When we were dating, I would sneak
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: and go through his phone to see his text messages
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: and call logs. He didn't have a password on his
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: phone at the time. One day I went through his
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: phone and I found exactly what I was looking for.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I saw that my man had been texting his child's
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: mom for a month, and the texas to her were
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: sexually explicit. She had sent him multiple pictures of herself
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: and they called each other baby on the messages. Without
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: saying anything to him, because I knew he would lie,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: I contacted his child's mom and she confirmed that they
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: were seeing each other again but had not had sex. Shit.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I broke up with my boyfriend immediately. A month later,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: after all of his apologies and sweet gifts, he asked
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: me to marry him. Everything is going great now except
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: for one thing. My fiance has recently put a password
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: on his phone. I have asked him for his password
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: numerous times, but he won't give it to me. I
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: have also tried to figure you're out the password, but
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: with no luck. I know I'm wrong for snooping, but
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I need that password. He told me to just let
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: it go and trust him. I don't want to marry
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: a cheater. Please advise. Okay, you're not ready. I mean, really,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: you're already having trust issues with this man before you've
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: even walked down the aisle. You do not trust him.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: That's why you're snooping. That's why you're upset that he
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: got a password on his phone. So how do you
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: think this marriage is gonna work? I mean, you'll be
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: constantly thinking about him and his baby mama. What are
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: they doing? Are they sleeping together? And please believe me,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Uh they are? Okay, No matter what she said, they're
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: sleeping together. He's got a password. Anyway, they're not. She
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: would have told you think the woman would have told it.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Told me she said yet though, all right, you would
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: be asking, you know, has she sent any more pictures? Etcetera, etcetera.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: You just the trust issues are too great right now.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Uh So your choices are marry him and always be
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: wondering you know and worried not having peace, or not
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: marry him and wait until you know you can rebuild,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: or in this case, I think, build some trust in
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: your relationship. He hit him. Apologizing and giving you sweet gifts.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: They're great, but his behavior needs to change. Actions should
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: go with those apologies and those gifts. He should have
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: done that before he proposed. Steve, Well, surely you're reading
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: this letter from the standpoint of a woman who has
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: been hurt, and I understand you are reading this letter
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: in an advisatory capacity, one woman to another as her
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: girlfriend guilty has charged. I'm gonna read this letter as
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: somebody totally disconnected from the dude at her and I'm
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: just gonna read the letter, and I am. I asked
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: questions all the way through the letter. You read it
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: subject my fiance won't give me his password. My question
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: is you still want to be his fiance? That's the question.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: My fiance won't give me his password. My question do
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: you here? Do you still want be his fiance? If
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: you want to be his fiance, could ask her for
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: that damn pass. Thank you. Okay, let's go. Did Stephen Sherley,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: my fiance have been together for four years. When we
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: were dating, I was sneaking go through his phone to
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: see his text messages and call law. Here's the question,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: why did you do that? All people say, if you
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: go looking for trouble, you're gonna find it. Now, he
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: didn't have a password on his phone at the time.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: One day I went through his phone and found exactly
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: what I was looking for. You was looking for trouble.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: You found it. Now it's gonna be a problem. M
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: I saw that my man had been texting his child's
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: mom for a month, and the text to her was
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: sexually explicit. She had sent him several pictures of herself
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: and they called each other baby on the message. Without
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: saying anything to him, because I knew he would lie,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: I contacted his child's mom. She confirmed that they were
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: seeing each other again but had not had sex yet.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: I broke up with my boyfriend immediately. Okay, Now you
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: went in that looking for what you wanted to find.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: You found exactly what you thought you'd find. Now you
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: called the girl. She confirmed that they had been talking
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: but had not had sex, yet you immediately went and
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: broke up with your boyfriend. Okay, cool? Why why are
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: we back at this letter? Why? Wow me back? But
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: why is it? Motives? Nothing? I'm gonna tell you why
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: because a month later, after all his apologies and sweet gifts,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: he asked me to marry him. But didn't you say yes?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Did not you say yes? That's why you all have
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: become fiance because you said yes. After all you knew
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: and all you found at all you heard, he asked
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: you to marry him with some sweet gifts and apologies,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: and you said yes. Well, everything is going great now. Okay,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: this hetta where everything is going great now except for
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: one thing. My fiance has recently put a password on
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: his phone. What did you explain? Can do him? What?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: You know why he put the password on the phone
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: because everything's going great? Why would he allow it to
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: not to continue to go great? You already snoops, you
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: already go through phones looking for stuff. So now he
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: didn't put a password on his phone? And you know
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: why I put the password on this phone because everything
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: going great now? Everything we're going good. Before to your
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: ass got into that phone and started calling people. See
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: you started calling people. You didn't ask him because what
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: you say, you knew he would laugh. So what you
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: did you call? Huh? She can fire what you had
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: already been thinking holding back. I finished it this all
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: this eason. We'll have part two of Steve's response coming
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three after the hour. You're listening to
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: go with your part two of your response to today's
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters subject my fiance won't give me his password.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: My fiance won't give me his pass for the question
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: I ask for you, and do you still won't be
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: his fierce? If you do? You got quit ask you
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: for this past because the last time you went through
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: his phone, you said you find what you was looking for.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: He was talking to his child, baby mama. Hit me.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: The baby mama been a change of pittures called each
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: other baby baby, and they've been talking sexually explicit. But
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: the woman you call huck and you knew he was
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: gonna lie. Hm, anybody gonna sit him telling like, yeah,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I'm calling huh, that's a lie. Anybody gladly tail. So
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: she said you hadn't had it, so you're just having
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: sex so you broke up immediately. Now, after a bunch
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: of sweet gifts and some apologies and talking nice, he
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: asked you to marry him. You said, yes, that's how
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: y'all fiance. M hmm. Everything is going great now except
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: for one thing. My fiance has recently put a password
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Like I said before the break. The
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  Speaker 1: reason he put the password on the phone's cause everything
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  Speaker 1: is going great and your nose and ass ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: leave it at that. Now I have asked him for
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  Speaker 1: his password numerous times, but he won't give it to me.
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  Speaker 1: Why would he give you this password? So you start
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: calling people again? Now you all down on this job?
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  Speaker 1: Was was Larry at work Friday? See you? You see it?
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  Speaker 1: What once you called one person? Your fiance gotta figure
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  Speaker 1: you could call anyway? Who is Bishop Anita? Bishop Anita
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  Speaker 1: is in the soul saving biss and you should leave
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: it at that. So now I have tried to figure
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  Speaker 1: out the password, but with no luck. You got a
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  Speaker 1: lot of time. Now let me tell you why you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna figure this pass word out because once our
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  Speaker 1: password is complicated, once we've been busted. Ain't my birthdays?
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  Speaker 1: Oh that ain't that you ain't gonna get the birthday.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna get so security, but last folk, you
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  Speaker 1: know you ain't gonna get you know, uh you a
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  Speaker 1: I number change my When I was out there playing
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  Speaker 1: my every day, my pass word changed whatever the lottery
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  Speaker 1: number was the night before, that was my password. And
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  Speaker 1: you do not have voicemail for not matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: my my my passwords so complicated. I used the van
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  Speaker 1: number on my damn card. Seven numbers you got damn
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  Speaker 1: you had a registration in your hand to get in
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  Speaker 1: my phone when I was out there working. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: my my damn password has actually been the key to
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  Speaker 1: the vote at folk Knocks. Come on, man, my my
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  Speaker 1: password has actually been the birthday or the folk chicks
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  Speaker 1: I was dating. Come on, Hill and how come on
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  Speaker 1: give me some more. My passwords actually been my SOUCH
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  Speaker 1: securiting numbers, the Einstein equation, Newton's law of m Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you had to know something. My last password I had
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: two thousand five was the middle of you know that
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: three sided ruling you had in school, The middle feather
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: two digits on that ruler was yeah, yeah, And dude,
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  Speaker 1: I had a password one time that was the circumference
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  Speaker 1: of the third watermelon on the first role at the
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  Speaker 1: produce sex. Come on, boy, that's how hard? So you're
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: not gonna guess his password now? Then she says, I
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: know I'm wrong for snooping, but I need that password. No,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: you don't. Surely told you right, you need to be
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: in a loving, trusting relationship, but you're not. See you
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: you need that password for what? Because you know what?
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna find it now? Same? Thank you? Let him
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  Speaker 1: hell him picture? How did that? Oh? Boy? You just
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: why you say that? Why would he say it? Because
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: that's how you don't? Why would he say it because
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: that's sounds natural. He told me to just let it
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  Speaker 1: go and trust him. I don't want to marry a cheetah.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Please advibe. Listen to me. He's telling you, right, let
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: it go and trust him. And then what you think
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: go happen when you trust him and let it go?
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  Speaker 1: What do you think happen? Tell me, I'm listening, you know, see,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Let listen to me. Or you could just say, hey,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: look by next Friday, next Friday, or this Friday, Friday,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: this Friday, give me your phone. That would give him
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: three four days clean that phone? What Yeah, I gotta
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: takes the phone. I'm just telling you what he needs
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: to do is he need to take this phone down
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: to Apple. You need to go to Google, and you
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: need to meet with eye Cloud people. Just boy, you
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: need this thing white. Coming up in ten minutes, we're
• 1:10:07
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  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, Carlo's Reality update
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: is coming. But first, uh, Stephen, the guys in the show,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: we're talking about this the other day, when they come
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: home from work sometimes, I mean sometimes they just don't
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: want to talk right away. They want to talk, but
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: not right away. So Steven, I know, Steve and Jay
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: did a reenactment when the husband comes home from work
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: from a long day at the office and the wife
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: wants to talk. And I want to point out that
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Jay plays the wife in this segment. Take a listen. Basically,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: you don't want to talk. You just want to come
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: in and not talk to nobody. You don't every man,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: how come you don't want to talk? You know what
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Here's had go? What's wrong with talking? Here's
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: how it go. You just walked in the house. Hey baby,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: how are you doing? I'm doing good. How was your
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: day to day? I'm tired. I'm beat up. Man. It
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: was rough out there to day, go into it and nothing.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: It was just a long day, baby. You know, I
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: get sometimes I just gonna sit down and check or
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: get my thoughts a minute to myself. Well, what happened?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: It was just a long day, you know, just long,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: long like a long like what I mean long like
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: how I've been down there all day? No, I just
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: has been there all day. If it been there all
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: day working, I got two jobs and just got home.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: You're just a long day. I'm just tired, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: What happened the first job? Just tell me that. Ain't
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: nothing in particularly happened, you know, it just was so
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: you were that all day and you're telling me nothing Happenedtlar, No,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: I ain't, no, not nothing meaningful. So something did happen? No, baby, listen,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: listen what I'm saying is it just it was just
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: a long day, was just you know, you know, just
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: the day to day got in the way, and it's
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: just tired of something happened that you don't want to
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: tell me about. Ain't nothing happening that I ain't wanna
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: tell you about. I'm just trying to tell you, ain't
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: nothing really happened. But just what I'm just I'm tired. Well,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: you know you sound like you're yelling. I mean you
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: listen to me, right, Look, I ain't I ain't trying
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: to Look, I'm not yelling if I did, I just
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: want to go on and what happened. Hey, look, I'm tired,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a good day. I'm just gonna go
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: on in here. I'm watching a little TV and he
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: let me go. So you don't want to talk? That
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: basically what you're saying, you don't want to talk. You
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: all day and you come home and now I want
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: to talk. You wanna talk to me? Is that? Is
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: that basically what you're saying. You don't You've been talking
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: to all other people all day. When I bounds at
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: work though I'm on at work, Well, I just want
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: to check. I just want to chill work at the house.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: There's no talk. No, I just want to cheer, not
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: just want to cheer for a little while. Don't you
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: have a talk show? You have two shows that just talk.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: If you come home and just no talking, that's well,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: I got a radio show to do, radio show, dinner,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: do to talk show, and I got a brief and
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: then I do meeting. You're talking to meeting, y'all talking
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: to meeting. You're talking the show. Yeah, you're talking to
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: radio show. Yeah, but you can't talk home. But I'm
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: trying of talking at getting loud. You get loud. Yeah,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: well you ain't listening. I'm listening. I'm trying to talk.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Now you ain't hearing me. I'm my voice raising because
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: you're not listening. You know what, forget it, just forget it,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: just forget the whole thing. Forget I asked, get it
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: all right now, I don't want to talk to my mom. Okay,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going in here, said ever. I'm going I'm not
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: talking to you no more. You don't have to worry
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: about me talking to you when you come in from now,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: I will not be talking. Okay. Let's see how you
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: like that. If you don't want to talk, then I
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk. No, no, no, no no no.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I tried to talk, but you didn't want to talk.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Now you want to talk. Talk baby, I'm going in
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: here and just sit down the chill because you can't
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: talk to me all right by just just look look
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: just whatever you're said. I didn't even know are we
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: talking all or not? I was going to hear you
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: said you even wanna talk to me? No more? Okay,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: forget it now, I want out to talk. Okay, let's stop.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: You don't talk to me, and I won't talk to you.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: All right, that's good, it works fine for me. Ever
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: talk to you now? He walks away under his brow
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: and he so he thinks, and he said he being
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: the husband, answers crazy. And then she follows him in
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: the room. Yeah, she says, I just have one question.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: I just I just had one more question to ask you.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Why don't you want to talk to me? What did
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: I do? Yeah? What did I do? Because I didn't
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: do anything to you. No, you ain't did nothing. I
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: just told you I had a long thing, and then
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: you said you didn't want to talk. I said, I'm
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: going to hear the chill and you to follow me
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: and ask me again one more thing. I got one
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: more thing to ask you, Colombo. Yeah, come on, well okay,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: so one more time under my breath. And I don't
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: think she can hear this. So I said to myself,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: this is helpful. Crazy. Oh I'm crazy now, I'm crazy.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Now I'm reready that I want one. I've been crazy,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: but I'm grazy. No, I ain't say he's crazy. I
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: just say he's crazy. I'm crazy. No, I said, what
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you crazy? Steve I'm gonna show you crazy.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I said. I ain't crazy, and
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: now I'm gonna you know I said this crazy? You
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: you want to see it. I'm showing to you what
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at. Wait what he's already looking at? Every
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: man who's winning? Way with good friend? Laugh when you
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: get at work. Okay, Oh my god, that's it right there.
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• 1:17:54
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• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. The city of Seattle
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: recently filed a motion to repeal over five hundred marijuana
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: possession convictions over the past thirty years. As we know,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: misdemeanor convictions for weed over the past few decades have
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: negatively impacted the black community. The city's attorney, Pete Holmes
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: quoted an a c l U report that reveals that
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: African Americans are more than three times more likely to
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: be arrested for pot possession than whites, despite the fact
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: that blacks and whites use at the same rate. Homes
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: went on to say, as we see marijuana sold and
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: retail storefronts today, people who simply had a joint in
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: their pocket a decade ago still have a red mark
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: on their records. It's long past time we remedy the
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: drug policies of yesteryear. And this is one small step
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: to write the injustices of a drug war that has
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: primarily targeted people with call. I'm hopeful the court will
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: choose to clear these charges. He acknowledged that while the
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: policy shift can reverse the damage, it's a step forward
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: in helping Seattle residents, including immigrants and refugees, have a
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: clean slate. You're free to go. A municipal judge is
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: currently reviewing the convictions that have limited offenders from landing
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: jobs and housing opportunities. That's good news. That's great, serious
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: time for joints or small You're free to go. Thank you,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, that's good, serious time. Need absolutely they do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I'm these marijuana stories. I know you kind of get
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: quiet on them, and I'm trying to get him. We
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: don't ever want you to, Oh, guys going into with
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: marijuana store because I passed three. I'm on the way
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: to work everynet it's three. Yeah, I know. I saw
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: two old dudes going the other day. They look, ye, yeah,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: we've been to come out of here. Right, it's so
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: so good we're going there now. It's just so free.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: So say that place is making money. Hey man, When
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  Speaker 1: Cheech and Chong was on my talk show, you know
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: they are up in smokers on Blu Ray and all this.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: Now they both have brands of marijuana that they sail.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: And uh, he bought me some and gave it to
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: me on the show. And you open it up and
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: there's five sticks in it and this role perfectly. It's
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: got a little tip on it and everything. Yeah, I
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: told her, I said, my man, I said, I told Tommy.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: I said I've never smoked weed. He said what I said, No, No,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: he was just he couldn't believe it. I said, I've
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: just never smoked weed before. He said, man, you should
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: try it again. Where is it? Ja? I would never
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  Speaker 1: ever give you anything all to yr ignorant area. In fact,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: what you say tell me his diabetes smoking though, because
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: he'll come in there eating snickers, read his butterclu butterfingers.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: He candy like, it ain't nothing. What you mean? We
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: can't say it? We just said it. Ja been smoking weed?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: I said, I know, ja been smoking weed? Here? You
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: think the jokes is about He's trying to get yours?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: That tell me chunk watch? I want it? I want
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: to have it? Did you throw it away? He still
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: asked about cheating? Where is it? Yeah? What'd you do with?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't win it. I didn't win the Emmy, and
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do now? If that should be should be
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: a cut off? We cut off? I mean winning. Nelson smokes.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: He smokes so much he ain't got to send in
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: his text Snoop, I thought I sent here. I don't
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: know Snoop. Speaking of Snoop, have you seen the billboard
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: for his new show, Um The Joker's Wild. It says
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: where even the steaks are high word high? Yeah, Like, hey, yeah,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: but that's my bucket list? Though? What smoke with Snoop?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: That's all a lot of people asked Jack smoke? What
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: what you need? A deeper blook? That's just one of
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: the things. Yeah, but but he lived next dough to
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: you just next. That's what I'm saying that to lay
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: on that just put it on things to do this weekend?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: And smoke was snoop. Did you tell him that, Jay
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: when you saw him when he was on the show. Yeah,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: I told him. I did tell him. What do you
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: say you say? Nothing? Oh? Yeah, we can do that
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: come out the right. She wanted to, But that was
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: that work. Didn't do it? Oh yeah, of course not
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: it for her. No, not on the premise about it.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: But I was he was doing there I had to do. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: I learned so much. Tell us a lot about himself.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: But is that what makes you funnier? You're just funny? Anyway?
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: That help? I have a question. This is a relatable question.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: This is about drinking. For one million dollars, could you
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: drink a fifth for him us? Who is that for anyone? Yeah? Yes, yes, yes,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: what you said a million dollars? Surely I'll just be drinking.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, surely you can. I can't drink at all,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: but surely you can't. Sure you can't drink a glass?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: Really crazy? Tom one? Margarite? Is she out? Tommy? I
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: don't know. That's a lot before a million. I'm gonna
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: get it down. That's like you're listening to the Steven Show. So, Steve,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: your recent article from the Hollywood Reporter is trending as
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: celebrities say the darnedest things. Surprised. Uh, Steve, do you
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: remember what you said about the booing rules to this
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: white woman sitting in the front row at showtime at
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: the follow Okay, let me read it to you. You said,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: I had this lady on the front row who was white,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: and I was saying, ma'am, you didn't boo? She said,
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  Speaker 1: I can't. That's so rude to boo. I looked at her,
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  Speaker 1: and the dude in in her row stood up and said,
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  Speaker 1: that's what the bleep we do. That's what the f
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  Speaker 1: we That's what he said. He said, that's what the
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  Speaker 1: f So the next act she was standing up booing,
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  Speaker 1: pointing them off the stage, the whole nine she next
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  Speaker 1: act she got into it. She booed a little bit
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  Speaker 1: as she understood what this is what we do. And
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: so the next act that came out there it wasn't good.
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  Speaker 1: I looked down there she was standing up, boy on
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  Speaker 1: the front row. I'm talking about turning red and just
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  Speaker 1: putting them off the stage, you know, just waving her fingers,
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  Speaker 1: get off the stage. I don't know she got into it.
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  Speaker 1: It takes the one act one act, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the first It takes a half a show because the
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  Speaker 1: first bully, it throws him intoesoa because for ferocity of it?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a word? Ferocity? Ferociousness? Yeah, ferociousness. No, I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to say ferocity, like ferociousness with volume, velocity speed
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  Speaker 1: you know you know no, I don't do volgarity, no
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  Speaker 1: ferocity teaching. It's ferociousness with speed. Just make a word,
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  Speaker 1: just dog, don't do you need the words? On the
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  Speaker 1: talk show the other day, on a commercial break, No
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  Speaker 1: over Family Field over the weekend, and I told Label,
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  Speaker 1: I said, I just, I just, I really found out
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  Speaker 1: liabelar wasn't a word. She said, what it's not so
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  Speaker 1: that the black lady in the order, Steve, that's not
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  Speaker 1: a word. I said, libelers a word, But no, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's it's liable, like like you're responsible for something. I said, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: they're responsible, you're responsible. She said, no, liable. It's when
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  Speaker 1: you're responsible for something, you're being held liable. I said, no,
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  Speaker 1: libeler mean you're responsible for what's about to happen? Because
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: if you keep talking, I liable to bust you upside
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  Speaker 1: your Now that's your damn see, libeler happens if you
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  Speaker 1: continue to do something to me. It's what I liablity
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  Speaker 1: do to you. That's how you do it. That lady
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  Speaker 1: was so confused. That's that's really not a word. Later,
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  Speaker 1: so confused them people is in their laughing, So damn,
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  Speaker 1: it makes sense. You can make the worst. Ain't no
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  Speaker 1: wrong with that? For years? How do we get? Ha?
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  Speaker 1: We got hat? Didn't we? That word? Yeah? Just high
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  Speaker 1: from somewhere. Hi, somebody made that. It wasn't he Huh?
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  Speaker 1: I kind of know where it came from. We're trying
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: to say, how you doing? But on the dame out? Okay,
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: I called the question for the diabetic um your keeping? Sweet? Yeah,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: what happens when you get the munches? When you eat.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening, all right, here we go, Steve.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: You have a funny story you want to tell us? Yeah,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: last night, well early this morning, I'm watching Get Up,
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: which is a sports show with Jalen Rose. What's the dude,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Greenberg, Mike Greenberg from Mike and Mike, Mike and
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  Speaker 1: Mike and Ryan Clark, Ryan Clark and the ladies a
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  Speaker 1: lady on. They had this big thing talking about the
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: NBA fashionistas, the NBA fashions, and they were talking and
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: they showed a picture of James Harden coming to the
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: game with a silk short set on and it was gold,
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  Speaker 1: like an old gold and an old silver, and they
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  Speaker 1: had shots and they were short shorts. There was a
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: short set and they said, wow, look at this trend
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  Speaker 1: setting gentlemen here walking. Have you guys seen that? What
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  Speaker 1: I dude on first, take my dude, Rick and Bryant.
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  Speaker 1: He said, no, no, even let y'all do that. That
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  Speaker 1: ain't nothing new my all. My uncle's wear shot set
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  Speaker 1: to all the Bobbycus all of the family reunion. Hold up,
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Ricky, I got you. I ain't gonna let y'all
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  Speaker 1: do this, Uncle ricket rickets been wearing that for a year.
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  Speaker 1: All my uncles wear that winter shame. And then and
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: then Jay len Roe said yeah, and you got to
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  Speaker 1: wear them with street hard bottom street shoes, closed in sandals. Definitely.
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  Speaker 1: Dom uk I said, man, that dude had me laughing
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  Speaker 1: so hard. He said, Now I ain't gonna let y'all
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  Speaker 1: sitting at me and tell James Harden is starting to fashion. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: this bit out and my uncle's were this, And I
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  Speaker 1: thought a man crim dealer silk and all that mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, man shout sip hot matching hat. Don't get
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  Speaker 1: out of here with some shoes, man, please, sticking than socks? Thick?
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  Speaker 1: What are thicking? Thin soup thicking things with the pinstripes
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  Speaker 1: on on board, thick and then thin and then thick.
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  Speaker 1: And then they see Adams made the coldest ones, the
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  Speaker 1: coldest ones. But now at last it come out in
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  Speaker 1: them quick. That's why you get rubber bands. I had
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  Speaker 1: rubber bands on at the party. One time I had
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: rubber bands at the party. I was about about eighteen nineteen.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: I went to this club down in Columbus and put
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  Speaker 1: rubber bands on my socks. Had him over all night,
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  Speaker 1: put him on the seven because he's going to eat
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: something first, then went out. Then when we shot some pool,
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  Speaker 1: then we went to the club, so I was up
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  Speaker 1: on my feet along time I got home. Man about
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: volt that in the morning. Man, Yeah, many rubber bands
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  Speaker 1: had cut into my legs so beat that I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: see them. My socks had entered into my leg. I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't even see the damn rubber band on smooth socks
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  Speaker 1: until I dug my fingers in and I discovered, man,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: he rubber bands and dug into the mouth. So I
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: couldn't roll them down because I couldn't get them out.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: So I just took a butter knife under there and
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: popped it and then't tell you something, man, whoa. Then
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  Speaker 1: you got to dig and itch them because they scratched,
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  Speaker 1: because your blood gotta go back in there, Lord her
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  Speaker 1: mercy man dog. My feet was two times they regular side,
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  Speaker 1: no blood was meaning whatever went down there couldn't pump
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: back up the leg. My feet looked like clown sheep.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Puss Blue back with the last break of
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  Speaker 1: the day. You're listening Steve Morning Show, Last break of
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  Speaker 1: the day, Steve bless Us with your closing remarks, bless Us. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's heavy, bless Us, it's really heavy. Yeah, I know,
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  Speaker 1: But I think of that, that's that puts me a
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  Speaker 1: motivator space. So I think of what I'm gonna do
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: is talk to you about something that can help really
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: move your life forward. You know. Oftentimes, you know, man,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: we get stunk because we get we find ourselves in
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: a dark place much longer than we want to be there.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: And some of these dark places that we find ourselves
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: here is because we don't have the right attitude to
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  Speaker 1: get out. I'm gonna tell you something that can help
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: you move your life forward that could possibly be holding
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: you back without you even realizing it is the act
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: of forgiveness. Just the simple act of forgiveness. You know.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: I had Bishop Jake's on my show in time, and
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  Speaker 1: we were talking about how forgiveness slows people up because
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: when you don't forgive, you have to harbor all of
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: these feelings. When you don't forgive, you have to harbor
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: the memory of something. When you don't forgive, you harbor
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: all of the ways it made you feel, which keeps
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: you in a low state. Instead of getting to the mountaintop.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: You stay in this valley the whole time, and and
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: and and and it's a tough place to be. You
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  Speaker 1: can rid yourself of that low place in life with
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: the act of forgiveness. A lot of us can't move
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  Speaker 1: forward because we're allowing something somebody dear to us, hold
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  Speaker 1: us back. You know, I just can't get passed away
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  Speaker 1: he treated I just can't get passed away. My father
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  Speaker 1: left me. I cannot get has the way that my
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: mama was. I just cannot get past the way of
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: of of of how my friends treated me. I thought
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: this was my best friend. I cannot believe how they
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: did me. Man, that's unthinkable. I just can't get past it. Well,
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: if you say you won't get past it, I got
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  Speaker 1: news for you. You're not. And if you don't get
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: past it, you can't move forward. See Bishop Jake's taught
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  Speaker 1: me this forgiveness is not for the other person. Forgiveness
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: is actually for you. See you do a person like now,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Every time they see me, I
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: bet I ain't gonna forgive them. Know what actually happens
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: is every time you see them, you relive the moment.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: Every time you see them, you drum up those old feelings.
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  Speaker 1: Every time you see them, you throw yourself into something
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: the us and that you're not forgiving. Usually don't even
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: know that you haven't forgiven them, and they have moved
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  Speaker 1: on with their life, they skipping. But because you have
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: never forgave them or never bought it to their attention.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: So you think that it will create closing for you.
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  Speaker 1: It won't. It won't. The fact that you won't forgive
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: a person does nothing to them, but it does so
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: much damage to you. It's like a cancer in your
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: body that festers and grows and over the years if
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  Speaker 1: you don't forgive enough, If you don't forgive a person,
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: it stays with you and it causes so many ill
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: feelings in you. And next thing you know, you can't
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  Speaker 1: move on with the next relationship because you still living
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: in the other relationship. You can't move on to the
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: next business deal because you so wiped out how they
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: did you in that last business deal. And you can't
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: find yourself progressing with your friends, your new friends, because
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: as you came moved past what your old friend did
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  Speaker 1: to you. How many times, if you really think about it,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: has the act of nonforgiving held you back? Probably more
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: times than you think. Yeah, I did it to myself.
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  Speaker 1: It was a guy man that ran a club for
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  Speaker 1: me in Dallas. Well, he took some money from me
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  Speaker 1: and at the time it was thirty three thousand dollars.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: Now back then, man, that was all I had I
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: came from a gig and the money and account. They said,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: well it's gone, Mr Dog. You have some people signing,
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: and they removed the money. I said, okay, maybe I
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: had to do some winning. I called him. He wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: answer the phone. I went by his office. In his
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: office was cleared out, and I went there then. And
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: I came from a comedy gig and I came back
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: to my club and all of a sudden it was gone.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: And man, that was it. I said, hold on just tuning.
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  Speaker 1: It took my money. I looked for him everywhere. Every
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: time I heard man, I had people looking for a man.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: He helped here getting the head cut. I get in
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: my car forty minutes away, drive to the barbershop. Oh
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  Speaker 1: he left. Man. I go to a club. A man,
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: your boy just went out the back door. I run
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: out the back door. I see his tail likes pulling
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  Speaker 1: through the gate. I looked for him for years and
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: for years and for years. Man, I looked for this
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: dude man for seven years, and then something happened. My
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: mama passed, and he sent the biggest flower arrangement to
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: my mama's funeral because my mama taught him Sunday school,
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: and I was sitting there and I read the car
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  Speaker 1: and it was from him. But at that moment I
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: didn't have time to hate him, because my mama was Gonne.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: And at that moment I realized what was really important
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: to me, and he was so unimportant to me at
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: that time, and so at that day I forgave him
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: that day. Now, since then, had he stayed my manager,
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: he would be making right now ten percent of everything
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: I've heard you. You do you have any idea what
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: that check would be. But for thirty three thousand and
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: I just forgave it. I was able to move on
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: with my life. If I had allowed that to hold me,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: that I could be stuck right back at that thirty three.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: But because I was willing to let it go, God
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: has opened up the windows of heaven and poured out
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: of blessings. I ain't even got his blessings chased me down.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: I am telling you, you've got to let it go.
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