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Sinbad, JRAP, steveharveyfm.com, Early Wakeup and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all at all
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  Speaker 2: at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given the.
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  Speaker 4: Black A million bus busy.
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  Speaker 3: Listening to.
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  Speaker 5: Show. I don't joy, ye joy.
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  Speaker 2: You want to do that?
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  Speaker 6: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 5: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: Got to turn the mouth the turn.
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  Speaker 7: You probably got to turn mouth, turn the water gap.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 2: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey. I got
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  Speaker 2: a radio show. Real grateful for that. You know, it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: I remember when I first started out in radio, A
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  Speaker 2: lot of my peers laughed at me. Some of it
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  Speaker 2: was being mean spirited, some of it was just you know,
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  Speaker 2: mocking me. I'm used to stuff like that. But I
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  Speaker 2: had as a special guest on my show, Joe Olstein,
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  Speaker 2: and you know something, man, he said something that was
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  Speaker 2: I can't remember the scripture. I don't know exactly how
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  Speaker 2: it were like we were having a long conversation, but
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  Speaker 2: the gist of it was, don't be upset with where
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  Speaker 2: you are now, and don't be upset with the small
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  Speaker 2: things in your life. Be grateful for the small things
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  Speaker 2: and the small position that you have right now, because
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  Speaker 2: you don't know where that's going. You don't know what
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  Speaker 2: that's gonna be one day. You don't know what that's
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  Speaker 2: gonna lead to. And that was very warming to hear
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  Speaker 2: him say that. But it also reminded me of when
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  Speaker 2: I started in radio, how small it was. It reminded
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  Speaker 2: me of when I started in stand up making twenty
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  Speaker 2: five dollars a show. It reminds me of not having
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  Speaker 2: a home at a period in my life and what
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  Speaker 2: God has allowed me to live in now. So don't
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  Speaker 2: be distraught over your position now, and don't be ungrateful
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  Speaker 2: or unappreciative for the things you have now because you
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  Speaker 2: don't know what that's going to grow into. And that's
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  Speaker 2: really the gist of that I got from what he
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  Speaker 2: was saying. I just wanted to share that with you,
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  Speaker 2: that where you are now is so temporary because now,
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  Speaker 2: like I've said before, now is a fleeting moment. Right
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  Speaker 2: after you finish saying now, that moment that you claimed
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  Speaker 2: as now, that's gone. So the where you are now
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  Speaker 2: is a very fleeting process. Now, you can change where
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  Speaker 2: you are now, and you can change how you feel
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  Speaker 2: about where you're at now, and you can change about
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  Speaker 2: where you're going by simply changing your mind. It is
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  Speaker 2: no difference. I'm telling you, folks, the thing that I've
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  Speaker 2: learned about successful people is not so much of what
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  Speaker 2: they do. It's not what they have. The biggest thing
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  Speaker 2: I've learned about successful people is how they think. That's
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  Speaker 2: the thing that's different. It's how they think. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: telling you that you can change the way you think
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  Speaker 2: on any subject and start becoming successful towards that. Starting now,
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  Speaker 2: you have to understand that. Man, the biggest difference I've
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  Speaker 2: noticed between successful people and non successful people is how
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  Speaker 2: they think. I was reading what it's God said that
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  Speaker 2: he was taught all wrong about money. He said that
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  Speaker 2: his father was very negative about money. He all throughout
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  Speaker 2: his life he heard his father say, you know, people
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  Speaker 2: who got money have walked on somebody to get it,
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  Speaker 2: or cheated somebody ready to get it. People who have money,
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  Speaker 2: money is the root of all evil. Money is money
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  Speaker 2: is this And people who got money, you know, don't
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  Speaker 2: deserve it. They've done something wrong to get it. Yah
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  Speaker 2: to y'all. So he said he grew up the whole
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  Speaker 2: time thinking that having money was something was wrong with that.
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  Speaker 2: He discovered that it wasn't. Look you can choose to
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  Speaker 2: be successful anywhere you want to. I've chosen several ways
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  Speaker 2: to be successful. I want to be a very, very
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  Speaker 2: successful father. I think that's one of the things that's
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  Speaker 2: paramount in my life that I really am working hard
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  Speaker 2: right now to become a successful father. Not a successful
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  Speaker 2: father in terms of money, but a successful father in
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  Speaker 2: terms of offering the amount of love and guidance and
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  Speaker 2: leadership and the example that my children need to look at.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm really really working hard at now. I
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  Speaker 2: want to be successful as a father, but also I
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  Speaker 2: want to be successful as a husband. You know. I
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  Speaker 2: want Marjorie to always that she can count on me,
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  Speaker 2: to not have to wonder about me or look for me.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I want her to feel secure in the fact that
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  Speaker 2: I really have gotten it right, that I really am
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  Speaker 2: focused on being a good husband to her because it
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  Speaker 2: means so much to me, you know. So I'm working
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  Speaker 2: hard on a lot of levels. I'm working hard and
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  Speaker 2: trying very strong to be a successful motivator of people.
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  Speaker 2: I want to be a share of information to people
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  Speaker 2: that will uplift others and give others the same things
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  Speaker 2: that I've learned through the trials and tribulations of my life.
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  Speaker 2: But at the same time share that information and use
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  Speaker 2: the power of this microphone to uplift people, you know,
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  Speaker 2: not to destroy. My show is not about Ooh, guess
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  Speaker 2: what so and so said? Guess what so and so did.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like mean spirited things about people, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I joke with people who calling this that's another thing.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't like destroying people with the power of
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  Speaker 2: the microphone. So I'm working very hard on being successful
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  Speaker 2: in a lot of areas of my life now. Also
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  Speaker 2: I do care about being financially successful too, because my father.
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  Speaker 2: One of the gifts he gave me was very simple gift.
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  Speaker 2: He told me a long time ago. He said, son,
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  Speaker 2: the best thing you can do for poor people is
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  Speaker 2: not be one of them. And that stuck with me.
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  Speaker 2: And this was a hard working man who was a
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  Speaker 2: coal miner who worked construction his entire life. My father
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  Speaker 2: didn't have an easy life man. My father didn't sit
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  Speaker 2: behind a microphone. My father didn't come to work and
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  Speaker 2: people cheered for him. My father wasn't famous. My father
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  Speaker 2: was just a go get it dude that he instilled
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  Speaker 2: that in me, and I've taken that and applied it
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  Speaker 2: to my craft and I thank God for him for that.
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  Speaker 2: But I do try to be financially successful so that
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  Speaker 2: I can do some things with it to help some
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  Speaker 2: other people. Now, am I opposed to having nice things?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Do I apologize for having nice things?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: And why should I? I work? You know, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: on the radio asking to give me money, you know,
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  Speaker 2: so I can go buy a car. I'm working, so
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel how you want to feel. And other
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  Speaker 2: people do feel that way about it. But if success
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  Speaker 2: in terms of finance is what you're lacking, you can
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  Speaker 2: go about the business of doing that. I'm writing a book,
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  Speaker 2: and that whole book is about teaching people how to
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  Speaker 2: become successful. And man, I'm breaking it down in a
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  Speaker 2: way where everybody can get it, man, because I want
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  Speaker 2: the college student to get it, you know, I want
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  Speaker 2: the working mom to get it, to single mom to
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  Speaker 2: get it. The hard working father that has been trying
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  Speaker 2: to hold his family together can get it. The father
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  Speaker 2: that ain't ever got it together and feel that because
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  Speaker 2: of that reason, he can't be the father he needs
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  Speaker 2: to be. I'm writing something man, to put it into words,
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  Speaker 2: to let you know that God is a forgiving God,
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  Speaker 2: and that God is a merciful God, and that God
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  Speaker 2: can get you out of any situation you find yourself in.
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  Speaker 2: You just can't beat yourself up every time you make
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  Speaker 2: a mistake. I make mistakes all the time, man, I
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  Speaker 2: just got to remind myself to get up. I ask
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  Speaker 2: God for forgiveness. I will call on his mercy and
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  Speaker 2: his grace and I get up and I go again.
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  Speaker 2: But it's coming, man. And if finance success is what
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  Speaker 2: you want, you got to change your mind. You got
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  Speaker 2: to start thinking about how to produce it. The first
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  Speaker 2: thing you do is you got to ask. You got
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  Speaker 2: to ask to have a life and have a life
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  Speaker 2: more abundantly. That's a scripture that He comes to you
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  Speaker 2: to give you life and to give you life more abundantly.
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  Speaker 2: That's a scripture. That ain't a joke, that ain't a theory.
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  Speaker 2: That's a fact, and the fact that if you don't
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  Speaker 2: have a life of abundance, you can get that by asking.
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  Speaker 2: Then it starts by believing. And how too, don't even
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  Speaker 2: worry about that. He takes care of that himself. He'll
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  Speaker 2: send the stuff your way, but you got to be
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  Speaker 2: willing to put some effort in this thing now, and
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  Speaker 2: you can do it. Okay. I know I was a
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  Speaker 2: little around the place today, but that's what it was.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, let's go get it.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 2: Show, ladies and gentlemen. Time is here, a new day
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  Speaker 2: has arrived, another gift, another present, another blessing from the
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  Speaker 2: Almighty Man, God is good. I love the fact man
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  Speaker 2: that we all now just acknowledge the fact that without Him,
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  Speaker 2: nothing nothing happens. All of this is just a great
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  Speaker 2: greatness man, all of us. So thank y'all for joining
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  Speaker 2: us with that every morning. Shirley Strawberry calling for real
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  Speaker 2: Mississippi Monica, Junior and the legend that is Nephew Tommy.
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  Speaker 2: Always interesting, always intriguing, never a dull moment. Junior. You
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  Speaker 2: know you like a sitcom to me? Not not a
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  Speaker 2: sitcom or what they are soap opera. As the world turns, Junior.
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  Speaker 6: You know I'm gonna get it.
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  Speaker 8: I mean invite you over because more day weekend, I'm
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  Speaker 8: inviting you over to the house, okay, and I'm.
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  Speaker 6: Cooking for you all right this weekend. You have to
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  Speaker 6: bring nothing, just come on. But what season is do
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  Speaker 6: you be using when you're grilling?
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  Speaker 2: You don't need that's so nice though, be quiet, sure, junior.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't know what season and to put on
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  Speaker 2: the meat, don't have it over what one used?
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  Speaker 6: Ones you use so you be familiar with the meat
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  Speaker 6: when you when you're eating.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the one I make seasoning. You might have
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  Speaker 2: to go to the store. Let me ask you something.
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  Speaker 2: Last time you barbecue, what did you put on the meat?
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  Speaker 2: Hol r hold shrey. This is a conversation doctor time.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: You make seasoning?
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  Speaker 6: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Right there? But why we talked?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, junior, last time you cooked barbecue, tell me what
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  Speaker 2: you did?
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  Speaker 9: Well?
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  Speaker 8: You salt pepper, some Tony sash rays and then Tony
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  Speaker 8: you know Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I'm not coming over there for that and
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  Speaker 2: that on there you're gonna sell it.
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  Speaker 6: Let me tell you something. See see right.
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  Speaker 8: If you're not even getting to come, you're not even
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  Speaker 8: getting an invitation time With that type of attitude, you
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  Speaker 8: won't be over here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that one.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want to come. You're gonna take my blood
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  Speaker 7: pressure up. I don't want come on, man, you got
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  Speaker 7: all that damn.
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  Speaker 6: Salt, see right, there.
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  Speaker 8: So let me ask you now here another thing I
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  Speaker 8: need to find out. I'm only buying by twenty five
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  Speaker 8: hours worth of meat. Now anything else you're gonna have
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  Speaker 8: to bring yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me ask yourself this twenty five dollars worth
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  Speaker 2: for me? How many people is.
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  Speaker 6: Eating right now?
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  Speaker 10: Just me and you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Nice, sez?
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  Speaker 6: Ain't that enough?
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  Speaker 2: You don't want no care?
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  Speaker 5: Jui?
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  Speaker 2: I don't really, junior, I kind of I shop a
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  Speaker 2: little bit different, so I don't know what that.
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  Speaker 6: Shop a little different? What do you mean you you
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  Speaker 6: buying the more than twenty five dollars worth?
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  Speaker 2: To mean to ask your question? Where are you buying
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  Speaker 2: this meat? Let me ask right there at the grocery
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  Speaker 2: what else I'm gonna get it? What grocery stole you? Back?
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  Speaker 6: Food land? Right there?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, where I was supposed to get to.
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  Speaker 2: Meet from you at least go to fresh market? At
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  Speaker 2: least fresh market? How much that's gonna call?
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  Speaker 6: That sound like a lot because it say fresh in it.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think I need to do that. I think
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  Speaker 6: I've going back over here the food line.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sausage and you get one, I get one and
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  Speaker 8: then we done, and happy Memorial Day.
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  Speaker 2: You don't it do me, not gonna take you know,
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  Speaker 2: and you're not fitting to do me? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour. The
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  Speaker 1: ignorance never stops on this show. We got the nephew
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  Speaker 1: coming up to run that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show. It is time now for
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  Speaker 1: the nephew to run that prank back. Nephew, what you
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  Speaker 1: got We need a ride, Shirley. Okay, so we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do a little ubering. All right, look, okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, all right, but you know what it's. I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm the uber guy, okay, coming to get you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming to get you, Okay, but I'm gonna be in
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  Speaker 1: a in a hearst. You know what I'm saying, uber
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  Speaker 1: hurst a yeah, uberhearst. Okay, I'm ubering on the side
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  Speaker 1: in a hurts.
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  Speaker 2: You feel what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 7: Plant it room, we got playing it room, laying the
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  Speaker 7: room we got in and roll uber hurts. Let's go
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  Speaker 7: get up.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reshawan please.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, this means suck.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Sean, how you doing this? My name is Brian.
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  Speaker 3: I got you on schedule. You you ordered an Uber
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  Speaker 3: for tomorrow morning. I'm I think you're okay, are you
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  Speaker 3: Are you schedule to go to the airport? Correct?
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  Speaker 9: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, all right, and I want to make sure
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  Speaker 3: you you wanted an suv.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I wanted the suv.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and that's ninety two. What is that?
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  Speaker 2: That's correct?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, So I'll be outside tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking about seven seven am pickup. Correct, that's it,
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  Speaker 3: you got it. Everything's on point, okay, all right, So listen,
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to let you know this man, you ordered
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  Speaker 3: the suv. I'll be there tomorrow. I'll be there probably
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  Speaker 3: a little bit before seven am. You know, when you
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  Speaker 3: guys order Uber way in advance, you know, we try
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  Speaker 3: to get there almost like a car service and make
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  Speaker 3: sure we get you where you got to go. And
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  Speaker 3: I know the traffic is gonna be a little crazy,
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  Speaker 3: so you know I'll be there on time. I'll be
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  Speaker 3: downstairs waiting on you.
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  Speaker 9: All right, I'd appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Now. Listen, I'm an SUV, but it's a kind of
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  Speaker 3: a little different. So that's why I kind of the
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  Speaker 3: reason for a call. I wanted to kind of give
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  Speaker 3: your heads up that I am an suv, so I
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  Speaker 3: just want you to look for the black Hurst that
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  Speaker 3: will be outside hers. Yeah, I'll be in a black
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  Speaker 3: Hurst tomorrow morning at seven am. It's an suv or
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  Speaker 3: a hurse. No, no, it's a hurts. It's a hurt. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: what's happening is is I have another drop off at
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  Speaker 3: the airport as well. You know there's a I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it's it's it won't affect you at all, but they'll
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  Speaker 3: they'll be a body in the back, but that has
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  Speaker 3: to We're trying to get that to the airport too.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, like I said, as matter of fact.
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  Speaker 9: It's body waiting in the hold up me, man, I
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  Speaker 9: ain't not riding the body.
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  Speaker 3: Well, there's a I mean, there'll be a body, but
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  Speaker 3: actually this is costing you less. You know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 3: So you don't have to man. Well I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 3: lay down.
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  Speaker 10: So what you're doing about?
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  Speaker 3: Man, dude, it'll I ain't ride they hang on. Man, listen,
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  Speaker 3: you wanted an suv.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not ride with the body.
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  Speaker 2: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: You're tripping.
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  Speaker 9: Cancel this trip. I'll get another over. So I'm not
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  Speaker 9: riding with a.
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  Speaker 3: Body, dude. Okay, if you cancel, that's gonna cost you
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  Speaker 3: fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 9: Fifty dollars, man, you got like I had just downloaded.
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  Speaker 3: Here's a deal. I know for a fact.
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  Speaker 9: When you cancel over fight hours, I'm canceling, and that's
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  Speaker 9: gonna be fight Outs' gonna be no fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be fifty dollars, sir. It's different when you have.
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  Speaker 9: Well, my man, you can pay me a thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not riding with them. You feel me?
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  Speaker 3: No, understand you understand you now? But do you want
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  Speaker 3: to get to the airport or nine?
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  Speaker 9: Look, why don't you lay down next to the body
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  Speaker 9: and you drive yourself there with the body like in
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  Speaker 9: the path to just see I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me what the problem is.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, obviously you used to driving around with bodies
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  Speaker 9: and that's not my thing.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. What's the problem. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna be in the front of the hearse, You're
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  Speaker 3: not gonna be in the back. We'll put by the
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  Speaker 3: bidies in the back with your luggage in the back.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll be fine, right, you're my man, you're tripping, man,
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  Speaker 3: this is a crazy.
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  Speaker 9: You calling the wrong with this crazy book, dude, I'm
• 17:49
  Speaker 9: not doing none of that.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: What part of that?
• 17:51
  Speaker 9: Don't you understand?
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get you there on time, sir, but
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: it's going to be in a hearse That's all the
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: difference is.
• 17:58
  Speaker 9: Man, Don't you'll be riding first when I'm supposed to
• 18:00
  Speaker 9: be laid out in it. You what I'm saying right now?
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: You got me fixed up? What kind of phone call?
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Is this? What I mean, what's what's the problem.
• 18:08
  Speaker 9: Obviously you're used to rolling with their bodies and hearses
• 18:11
  Speaker 9: and all that. Since winning over, start rolling with hearses.
• 18:16
  Speaker 9: To pick up regular live is to get them from
• 18:19
  Speaker 9: place to place. This is some crazy I want you
• 18:23
  Speaker 9: to think.
• 18:24
  Speaker 10: When when did you think that it would just be.
• 18:27
  Speaker 9: Cool as a regular picking up a body and just
• 18:29
  Speaker 9: driving around in the street.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I mean, you know, I got
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: two jobs, you know what I'm saying. I do uber,
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: you know, and I also you know, work for a mortuary.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. So you know, but my
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: vehicle is is certified and approved it so I'm able
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: to use it as an SUV.
• 18:47
  Speaker 9: So you you call them and you gave it rides
• 18:50
  Speaker 9: to live and they don't have no reaction, no reaction
• 18:55
  Speaker 9: to riding around with a market body in the back.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Well you know, uh, sometimes there's a few people acting
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: a little you know, little, it's a little different for him.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I get it, you know. But like I said, the
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: only reason why I'm calling you, you.
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: Don't get that because you're trying to hit me with
• 19:10
  Speaker 9: a fifty dollars money in charge that I'm not.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I'm not going for it, and you're trying to get
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: me to ride with them and that body.
• 19:18
  Speaker 9: Dude, I'm not doing that.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Sh So I tell you what, bro, I'm gonna tell
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: you this right here. I'm gonna get off the phone.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Tomorrow is seven in the morning, Me and Tommy gonna
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: be there, So be looking forward here. Who's Timy the body? No, No,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Me and Tommy gonna be there tomorrow morning at seven. Ayem,
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. Just be ready for that.
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: Then you and Timmey gonna have a problem.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, tell let the Tommy don't cause
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: see Tommy, don't Tommy don't take this too kindly, So
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: tell it to him in the morning. Who's timing.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: For now.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, you don't know who Tommy is? No, I don't
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: what the fuck is Tommy? Okay, do you know Tommy
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: from the Steve Harvey Morning So do you know, nephew Tommy?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Oh come on, man, oh man, oh man, that's hey
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: man coming. No, man, your boy. You got a boy
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: named Chase that you work with. Chase gave me your number,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: told me to get your call. Oh man, yo, I'm
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: gonna put that in a hearst. Man. Oh, hey man,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: you gotta give me one more thing. Man, what is
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in.
• 20:38
  Speaker 9: The land, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Hey man, I pick you up a seping, all right?
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Be there?
• 20:45
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, nephew, if you want to go d up
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: next as the Celo, you're listening Harvey Morning Show coming
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. And entertainment news
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: for Me and Sinbad Closed Out the Netflix is a
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: joke comedy special in La, his first time on stage
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: since it stroked back in twenty twenty. Cassie's husband writes
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: an open letter to domestic violence victims and Coach Prime
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: is about to be Granddaddy Prime. We'll talk about it
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: because it's all coming up at the top of the hour.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: But right now it is time to ask the CLO
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: with a cheap love. Officer Steve Harvey, here we go.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: This is from Dewan in Toledo. Dewan CLO writes, I'm
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: living with a stalker that put a tracker on my car.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I cheated twice ten years ago, and she can't move
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: past it. I got baptized and I haven't touched anyone
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: but her in ten years. I can't be mad because
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I started this. How do I regain her trust?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: It take a long time, though, it take a long time.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know that you will ever fully regain it.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I can't promise you that, but it takes a long time.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: You know you destroyed that with the shooting twice. Now
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: you got this track on. You got to put that
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: track off your car because it just you. You can't sway,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: drive past way because see what women do that's got
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: trackers on your car. They look at where your car drives.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Pash.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: You can't drive past nobody doing massage, just acupuncture. You
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: can't go nowhere, you can't go you can't drive past
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: proctologies off you can't drive past nothing that let you
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: take your clothes. You bet gas station that got a
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: bathroom on the too young. You gotta get that track off.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I can't help you with that one home, and it's
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: no time limit on it. Every woman is different. You
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: violated the trust. I can't help.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Moving on, they just got baptized, all right?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Moving on to s W and Teck s W Wrights.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I was in Vegas last month, but what I did
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas. He ended up on
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: the same flight I was on. He's been begging to
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: see me, but I only cheat. I only cheat when
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I'm out of town. He's married too, So do you
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: think it's safe to do him again?
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: What?
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Here we go, this new normal? But she has me.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Do I think it's safe? Well, let me let me
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: tell you this that you cheated in Vegas, right, the
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: only cheat with you on trips when you're out of
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: town and both y'all married. Guess what you saw your
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: tricks Tom on the flanks. Now, I don't know if
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: you noticed or not, but if y'all was on the flight,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: y'all was going back to the same So now, if
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: you saw him in Vegas, and you saw him on
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: the plane. When you see him, when y'all laying there's
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: a strong possibility you're gonna get seen somewhere else. And
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: now you asking me is it safe? You kind of stupid? Yes,
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: you know, you kind of stupid. So you you've got
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: to get busted because you stoopid. All right, promise you
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: we get the baggage plane. I don't know you, I
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: don't We sure ain't gonna be walking out to the
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: corport talk.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: That's what I want, riding in the same uber none
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: of that, okay, all right? Moving on to Nadia in Athens.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Nadia says, I want my husband to stop sending pictures
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: of different sexual positions while I'm at work. I never
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: know what to expect when I get messages from him.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: He thinks it's a sexy way to say he's thinking
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: of me. Flowers are better? How do I tell him?
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Tell him just that? Yeah, honey, sweety, I don't like
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: these different sexual positions of all these other people. I
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: don't like that. Matter of fact, I'll turn off to
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I would prefer flowers or a love notes and things
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: like that. It is right here. Look look look how
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: he got.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Up against fifty share all in the meeting with our bosses.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I just didn't think you was gonna answer that like that.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: That that's just that hurts.
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: I mean, he's trying to be romantic and sensing things
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: and some ideas, and you're just gonna shut that down.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: That's that's that man.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: What you like the sexy pictures?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Shure it, shill it. That's why this segment is called him.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I heard what he said. I ignored it, but you
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: just let's get a segment last Dan's Tommy here.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Let me.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Go ahead and do that here to do that. Matter
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: of fact, I got the perfect time, y'all can do it?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Give you suggest.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: I knew it.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: You're looking at your cat two entirely different opinions. All right,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: So just you were saying, Steve, just tell him flowers
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: are better and yes, yes, okay, all right, I like
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: your way. It is romance.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. See Hello, shut up, Nat.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Shut up, mat Okay, last one, Steve, this is the
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: last one. This is some victoria in casey. She said,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: my first husband died seven years ago. I'm about to
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: get remarried. But I have a big secret. I have
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: three hundred and forty thousand dollars in my savings account,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: and I don't want you to share it with my
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: new husband. Am I obligated to tell my fiance? Or
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: can I keep it hidden from him?
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Well? You could, you could, and you have a big secret.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: And but the good thing is he's asked you to
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: marry him without knowing about him, So that's a good thing.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: So he didn't marry you because he thought you had
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: the money unless he done found out body that you
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: don't know, see, but you I would if I were
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: you you're getting married, I would keep it off to
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: the side to myself for a while the food, you know,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: if that's what you want to do. And the reason
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: you're saying is because something is unsettling. You have some
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: reasonable doubt he's gone, and so you don't want to share.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I understand that. Oh you j yeah, surey. Let me
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: ask you a question, because you're asked me. Have you
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: ever kept some money off to the side from a
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: person you were involved?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, of course.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: So I don't think we're gonna have Probably it's three
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: hundred and forty thousand, or you could just take three
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: hundred thousand tough of the winds on Damn. I got
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: fun and then see how you act with that thought. Okay,
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I like that, but I got three hundred don't.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have that so because you never know.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, tell me how much money you got chucked off
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: on him? Oh he was go, let's go. Let's come
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: on on.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: That.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's start practicing your segment. This ain't my segment.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: Ain't in there.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Money you got touched off to the side.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: One hundred hours. Huh, a hundred hours.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, look at the time. We gotta go. All right,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, Thank you, clo.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
• 29:19
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  Speaker 1: on to entertainment news, comedian Sinbad closed out the Netflix
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Is a Joke Festival last week in a major way.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: This is his first time on stage since his stroke
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: back in twenty twenty. With the assistance from his staff
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: and family member, Sinbad walked on stage to an uproar
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: of applause. He began by calling his return to the
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: stage a quote miracle, because the left side of his
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: body was affected by the stroke. He said, quote my
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: left hand, my left leg just quit. Then Sindbad addressed
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: the audience, advising them to be careful what you talk about.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: He said, remember my joke about having a stroke. You
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: gotta be careful what you talk about because you'll bring
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: it to fruition. Thank God I did have a strong
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: woman who loved me, because I know with some of
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: the done stuff I did during my marriage, I know
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: some days when I'm in this wheelchair at the top
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: of the steps, I know she's up there thinking I
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: know what you did. Then Sinbad thanked everybody who prayed
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: for and supported him during his illness. Sinbad looked good,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: he sounded good. He had on a black suit with
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: a black T shirt and white sneakers. So congratulations of
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: the return two twenty twenty. I thought you shoid two thousand,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: He's a good brother man. Welcome, glad he had a
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: tribute for him.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Good, he's a lectend icon.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Well, my takeaway is I won't be saying nothing else about.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: That is it should be.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: That's what me heads up. She's careful what you talk about?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Be careful?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: All right? Moving on now. In this newest development since
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: everyone saw the video that proves Diddy caused abused Cassie
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: back in twenty sixteen, Cassie's husband, now his name is
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Alex Fine, Cassie's husband, has penned an open letter in
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: support of victims of domestic violence. He wrote, men who
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: hit women aren't men. Men who enable it and protect
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: those people aren't men. Check your brothers, your friends, and
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: your family. Our daughters, sisters, mothers and wives should feel
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: protected and loved. Hould the women in your life with
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: the utmost regard men who hurt women hate women. Fine
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: ended this message. He ended with this message quote. I
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: want to raise my daughters in a world where they
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: are safe and loved. That's what he said, Cassie Mary.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I like this guy. I take my hat off to
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: him because he bettered in me. He's he's better than
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: me because I'm not. I don't. You don't look, man,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I can't say everything I'll do. I think I would
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: practice better judgment like he is. I think this guy
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: is on point. And I would hope if I were
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: in that situation that I would be able to practice
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: better judgment like that too. But initially my anger would
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: would be at the forefront. And and I'm gonna try.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: To find Yeah, and this doesn't say that he's not angry.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: It's just giving support to those victims of domestic violence.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: No, what I'm saying, surely is I'm admiring what he did.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that he's not angry. I'm admiring what
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: he did. I'm just saying he better than me.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get what you're saying.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I don't have a problem admitting when the person is
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: better than me. Because there are a lot of people
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: who handle things better than me in certain situations. I'm
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: really really mad to suffering. I do suffer extremely well,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: and I've overcome, by the grace of God a lot
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: of stuff. But I'm the flaud side of me as
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: a man and a human being. That's still I still
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: have a flawed side, and I'm gonna have to find
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to look for you.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Apiate this because I'm gon have to put something on
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: you because just my wife now and on sight, I'm
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: gonna have to put something on you because see for me.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: The Statue of Limitations in California Old. I don't know
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: if I had that yet. I gotta do a lot
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: of praying for it because I'm not sure I had
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: that yet because i can't spell statue or limitation.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you to Alex fin thank.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: I ain't never be a spell statue ever. Statue gets
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: me every time, Like if I got to write it,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I just write like a figurine.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, and it's statue not statue.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Once again, right there? Why it hits or something? You
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: don't even know what you add here? Right, thank you, statute.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I thought it was not statue. I thought it was
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: statue lemit taste statute. You really ain't getting eight years
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: out of me? I can't even spell it. Hey, yo,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: how about on site? Bet I know what, daddy, But.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Again we do thank you and appreciate those words. Two
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: victims of domestic violence Cassie Mary Alex Fine, a celebrity
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: personal trainer back in August of twenty nineteen. They have
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: two daughters, Frankie who's four, and Sonny three. And coming
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: up at twenty minutes after, Junior is fired up and
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: cranking out more poems than usual. Coming up next, we'll
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: hear from Junior what they special Memorial Day poem he's
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: prepared for us. All right, we look forward to that Junior.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Morning show Steve, It's time
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: now for a poem, please, ladies.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: And gentlemen, he's here without further ado, let's not hold
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: back anything. Jay Rap is in the building. Jay Rap
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Acroneil Junior raggedy Ass poem.
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: Come on, yeah, yeah, thank me, come on, thank you,
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: thank you. You know you know this, uh, this poem
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: today is really for just you and Tommy, really for y'all, because.
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: You know you've been talking about me.
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: You don't want to come to my Memorial Day birthday barbecue.
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: You don't want to come today? Okay, all right, well
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: then here it is. Then the title of this poem is,
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: don't worry about.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: Me on Memorial Day. Now, I'm gonna roll with my poetry.
• 36:52
  Speaker 8: I just can't quit it, says Uncle Steven. Tommy, keep talking,
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: sugar honey, ice tea. This poem will supposed to be
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: about Memorial Day, but I have a few other things
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: I need to say. You laughed ause I'm buying an
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: old smoky grill, but you can't steal my joy or
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: my Memorial Day thrills. I'm gonna be barbecuing and I'm
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: gonna be grilling, and the space household will be definitely chilling.
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: It don't matter if I got a fence or not,
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: neft and unk, because it ain't.
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: Nobody studying all that bull job. So don't worry about
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: me a Memorial Day.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: And that's about it. And that's all I have to say.
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: The end. That's to you and Uncle Steve for Memorial Day.
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: Don't worry about me Morial Day because y'all not coming
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: to the cookout.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: You're not invited. Oh you're not inviting.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: I have to. I have to.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: You don't want it. You don't want you don't want
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: my twenty five dollar meat. That's I'm all I'm spending.
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: You don't want that. You don't want the pork chops
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: I'm making. You only get one.
• 37:54
  Speaker 8: You ain't getting no sausage. You ain't getting no chicken.
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: You can get your mind off of that. You're not
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: getting none of that cause grilling on the old smoking grill.
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: Now you if you got a problem with the old
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: smoking don't come over. Just don't come, Just don't come.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: He said what he said, don't.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: You know I come to your house and come to
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: your event. You two girl to come to my house
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: and come and.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: You ain't got no gate. So we're just sitting in
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: your backyard. Everybody gets walking up. You ain't got a.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Fish in your yard outside.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: You can't house if y'all gonna come over, I got
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: famous people coming over your house. Now we're sitting in
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: the backyard. Everybody just walking up.
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: You're walking up, So ain't nobody else but just walked
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: up to you? Not in my yard.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Well, see, in the time we have left, I was
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: gonna ask if you had a rebuttal, This.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Is my short rebuttal. Don't nobody care about your new poem,
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: and you can stay mad. We still ain't going. Matter
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: of fact, that you can't cook and you can't grill,
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: that don't mean nothing to me. I don't give a
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: damn how you feed. Now you have set up there,
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: should have set up there and bought that ragged ass
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: whole smoking like we're supposed to come over there and
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: eat off that little ragged ass okie dopey.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Now thirty four minutes after you better.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Quit threaten than meat one. You're back, y'all with no
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: exist and everybody be able to see.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show. It is time now, guys for
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: a round. And one has to go. One has to
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: go water, central air and heat doors inside the house.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: One has to go central air and water doors or
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: central air and heat.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: You take the doors, the doors, Yeah, yeah, the doors. Yeah.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: See that's why I had to see. See that's what
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: That's what happened to me. You already ain't got no sense.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Now you ain't got no damn doors. Ain't you ain't safe.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: The dough.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Even when you're inside, you're outside.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: You're suld have been your apartment. It ain't got no dope,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: so open in here.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Now you tacked the bed sheet up at your doorway.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Come on, you got the least say something for you?
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Swaying through this cot.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: All right, moving on, one has to go soul food,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Caribbean food, French food. One has to go French food,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: fresh food.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I can live without his Chrois sauce.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: We couldn't in Paris. Could we call it or champagne?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Even good? Oh? I could really live with our champagne,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I do not know.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: All right, one has to go. This is after sex.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Now one has to go shower, pillow talk watching a movie,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: One has to.
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: Pillow talk?
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: What is we do?
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Talk? Came about? I don't even need no shop, but
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: we have got youn't y'all ship up and that like
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: y'all need to stop listen, y'all need to stop this,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: you know, yeh boy like you ain't never just fell out,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: You don't never want to bathe. It's so damn bushy,
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: act like you overthaveing ass, move killing ass. You ain't
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: even sexy. Should have been here with your wife talking
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: about I got to go obay, get out of here.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Make me sick at the off play and I need
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: to go, baby, and you need to be right behind me.
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: Let's get it.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Take your eyes over there, you can take your hands
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: over there with this little food, with this little old
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: smokeing eas g real for man sitting up in there
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: ain't got no fists or no damn dope.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Hell all right, continuing, Uh, one has to go on
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: you facial hair, nice teeth, all ten fingers.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: One has to go face Wait a minute, what.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: On you? One has to go facial hair, nice teeth,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: all ten fingers.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Facial come on, facial hair Okay, oh I thought you said?
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Hell no, facial starting to look like he missing a
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: lot of facial head to run it all up his forehead.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: The forehead is that considered part of your faith? Even
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: if you go back your hair on it? Why doing
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: me to die? We're moving.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: One has to go, tell me, said facial hair.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: See, let's ask a man that don't want no damn dose.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: He's the most interesting one on the show.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: He said, facial hair.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Off the hell, I didn't know you was ignorant. I
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: don't know. Do you no want to do?
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: All?
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: One has you ain't even got to do on your bathroom.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: You just didn't talk.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: One has to go. We're moving on on a woman personality,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: great cook, great sex. One has to go, Oh personally,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I'm an let the cook and go.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're rid of the cooking. You order some food? Great,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: some food.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: But I'm.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: What I've been saying. All right, One one has to go.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you guys, for one has to go.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Coming up next the Nephew and prank phone call for today,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening morning show coming up at
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: for today, and the subject is all of these women
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: can't be lying. All of these women can't be lying.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's all about
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: in just a few but right now it is time
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: for the Nephew and Today's prank phone call. Nephew, what
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: you got?
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: I got one for you. Y'all better buggle up this
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: one right here. You married your brother?
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: H huh?
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: You married your brother. I know it's a little tight.
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: I know, I know, I know, I got I'm the
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: one that's got the brain the news.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: I got to let you know you've.
• 45:13
  Speaker 11: Been married your brother. Yeah, yeah, hug your brother. In
• 45:23
  Speaker 11: the words of Janna hug your brother. All right, you
• 45:27
  Speaker 11: married your brother. Let's go cat dog.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach you common. This is
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: she Hi Carmen. My name is Keith, Keith from calling
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: you from the insurance group. Oh Hi, how are you good?
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: You and your husband? What is it? Harvey? Harvey? Is
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: that right? Yes?
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Okay, you guys actually put applications and actually went
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: in and got your physicals done for.
• 45:51
  Speaker 9: Life insurance, right, yeah, yeah, that's correct.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, I actually uh am calling you from the insurance group.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: I have you all lab results and everything as far
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: as your physicals and blood tests and things of that nature.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Is there any way I could possibly talk to both
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: of you guys at the same time, U N. Harvey?
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Is that possible?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Well, sure, he's at work right now, but I can
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: get him on the phone.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, it would be uh it'd be kind of easy
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: if I kind of explain everything to both of you
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: guys at the same time. That if that's okay? Okay,
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: So I'm wrong, Uh No, nothing's wrong. I mean I
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: think I need to just try to bring a few
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: things to you guys attention. But I think you know.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: After that, it's pretty much you guys decision on what
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: you do. But I just wanted to let you know
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: a few things about you know, the results and things
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: of that nature, life insurance, the whole nine yards. Okay, okay,
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: let me see if I can get him on the phone.
• 46:43
  Speaker 9: Hey, babe, Hey, sweetheart, Look, I got the insurance people
• 46:48
  Speaker 9: on the line. They want to get both of us
• 46:50
  Speaker 9: on the phone to talk to us about the insurance stuff.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Oh cool, Hey, Harvey, how you doing this? Is Keith
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Keep from the insurance group? How are you? Hey?
• 46:59
  Speaker 10: Good with that?
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Me? Good? Good? Listen, And I wanted to give you
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: guys a call and kind of follow up. You guys
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: did physicals and blood tests and the whole nine yards,
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: and I wanted to give you guys a call. It's
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: got a bet if I talk to both of you
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: guys at the same time. So do you have a
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: minute that we could actually use to got to get
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: some of this information out to you.
• 47:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, man, I'm gonna go break
• 47:18
  Speaker 10: right now.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: We're good, okay, great. First of all, we've gotten all
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: your your lab results back everything, and I kind of
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: got a few questions for you guys that I that
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: I'm a little puzzled on. How long have you guys
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: actually been married well together? Few years? Okay, now, prior
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: to being married three years. How long did you guys
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: know each other before you got married?
• 47:38
  Speaker 9: Oh, say about five and a half five six years?
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: About six years? Okay, you guys have been knowing each
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: other pretty close to nine years now all together. Yeah, okay.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Are you actually from the same hometowns? You grew up
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: in the same hometown?
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we grew up.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sorry, is this question I mean, is
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: this about the insurance or well, I mean a few things.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: That's actually puzzling Carmen, that we need to this. This
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: is some news I actually didn't want to bring you, guys.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, we have to. I have to actually give
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: you this news. Looking at our records, looking at all
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: the test results, and let me be the first to
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: tell you that we run these results over and over
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: and over trying to make sure we are completely one
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: hundred and fifteen to twenty percent right, Okay, it's a
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: problem with the test. Well, looking at our test guys, Carvey, Carmen,
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: it's indicating that you guys are related and nine times
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: out of ten?
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: You are you guys are siblings?
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: What?
• 48:40
  Speaker 10: Hold on?
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Man? What? And I understand the shot.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: It took me.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: It took everything I had to make this phone call.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: I did not want to make it. But looking at
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: our records and we went over these records over and over,
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: and the blood work tells us that you guys are
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: actually siblings.
• 48:57
  Speaker 10: Come, man, help you.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Are you serious? You know what this is not that
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: this is not a laughing matter, not a joking matter.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: You know, Like I said, I did not want to
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: call with this information?
• 49:13
  Speaker 10: What you did make the call?
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 49:16
  Speaker 10: Look, I don't know what.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: You need to go back and and and double check
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: your records or something because you been married.
• 49:24
  Speaker 10: Three brief check with the lab. Man, Can you check
• 49:28
  Speaker 10: with the lab and like, call us back?
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: What Harvey and I and I and I knew those
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: questions would have come up, and we we went over it.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: We went over it and over and over it. Y'all
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: need to go over it again because I don't know. Babe,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: I got this.
• 49:44
  Speaker 10: You make the call and this gotta be wrong.
• 49:47
  Speaker 9: So what you need to do is make another call
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: it called a lab and call us back and let us.
• 49:52
  Speaker 10: Know that you need to know they made a mistake
• 49:54
  Speaker 10: or something. You're talking about me and my wife, and.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: I understand that, hardy, Harry, let me ask you, is
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: it possible, you know, and this is just a question.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Is it possible that your dad and maybe her mom
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: maybe knew each other at some point And what you're
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: saying for.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: My mom and dad, that's so straightened.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Look at you need to have to go back and
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: do whatever you need to do. But I think you much.
• 50:18
  Speaker 9: You say something like that again, I think my baby's
• 50:20
  Speaker 9: gonna be coming down that beat.
• 50:21
  Speaker 10: Your answer like that, Hold on, baby, baby, baby, baby,
• 50:25
  Speaker 10: I don't know, baby, I got this, I got a baby.
• 50:29
  Speaker 10: I gotta baby. I gotta say how he's gonna call
• 50:31
  Speaker 10: me with you what you know you from people do
• 50:35
  Speaker 10: like that. But that ain't all on sir.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Is bringing you the results?
• 50:39
  Speaker 10: Why don't you bring me results in personal? And I
• 50:41
  Speaker 10: bet I woop you.
• 50:43
  Speaker 9: That's what I'm talking about, beating him.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Hey, sir, even if you beat the messenger at the
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: end of the day, that's still your sister.
• 50:49
  Speaker 10: At the end of the day, I'm gonna womp you.
• 50:51
  Speaker 10: I don't care what you're talking about.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Nothing.
• 50:53
  Speaker 9: He hate my damn brother.
• 50:55
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna find out whatever you will call you in
• 50:59
  Speaker 10: You're gonna call me so, my brothers, my wife.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: I am he that So somewhere down the line somebody
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: made a mistake and you guys a brother and sister
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: got married. I'm not as far for that.
• 51:10
  Speaker 10: Well, let me tell you that, don't you mistake of colleague.
• 51:13
  Speaker 10: He's in one of these numbers again in your life.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: So I got one more test result. I do need
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: to get you what you been talking about them? What
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: else you got to say? Not? It's gonna be working me.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: The only other test result I have, ma'am, is that
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: You just got pranked by your girlfriends. I told you.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Ain't like I told you. I got one more thing.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: I got to ask both of y'all what is the
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: baddest and I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: the land. Steve uh uh, come on in here.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, be careful who you married. They just might
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: be your sibling. You want to make sure that all right?
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: All right, sir, Julie changed a little bit. You know,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: he done got real sensitive. Have you noticed that he's
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: very sensitive.
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: I don't know how we got in a poem about
• 52:21
  Speaker 7: him and and and and what he do memorially as
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: everything there is.
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because because y'all don't want to come to my barbecue.
• 52:32
  Speaker 12: Y'all, I ever thought about the fact maybe you guys
• 52:35
  Speaker 12: are hurting his feelings.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Y'all don't care hard No, I didn't think of that.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: It all.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: You don't have no f around his house, y'all is
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: wide open so much.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Just go everybody, y'all hurting his feeling That's what I.
• 52:59
  Speaker 7: So.
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: I'm getting the fence and I just ain't hearing it.
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: Man call me when you get a fish.
• 53:09
  Speaker 12: Oh and then you're coming over there, Well, happen to you, Okay,
• 53:16
  Speaker 12: wide open ass.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: He lives in a nice neighborhood, is what he's going
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: to tell you.
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: Nobody at nobody ain't gonna know as you ain't. Nobody
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: gonna know what you.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: What did you just say?
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: I know you didn't just say what I thought you said.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Where I had some glass and here people just walking around,
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: they're just stepping in swimming pools. What nobody gonna know?
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: Whats you?
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: It's letters that over there look just like you look.
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: I don't know who that is.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: We'll get into the Strawberry Letter coming up next. All
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: these women can't be lying is the subject. Right after
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: this you're listening Morning show. It's time now for today's
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: relationships and more parenting, please submit your Strawberry Letter to
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Steve HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: could be reading your letter live on the air, just
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: like we're going to read this one right here, right now,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: and you never know, it could be yours.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: It could be yours. Bugle up and hold on tight.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Thank you, ne you subject All of these women can't
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: be lying. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been with my partner
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: for four months and he didn't want to get married
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: for a third time, and I didn't want to get
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: married for a fourth time. So we decided to buy
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: ourselves a nice house in his hometown and settle in together.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I have three grown daughters and he has six grown sons.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: My past husbands were all in the town we moved
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: away from. His past wives all live in the town
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: we move too. Things are kind of tricky because my
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: three daughters googled him and found his ex wives on
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: social media. Both of his ex wives had current pictures
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: with my man from this past Christmas. I met him
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: mid January, so I wasn't too concerned about that. My
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: kids did not like it, and they said I should
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: meet up with his ex wives without telling my man.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't think it would matter much, so I met
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: with his two exes at Ryan's. Then a third chick
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: walked in and they got up and hugged her, and
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: they were all glad to see her. I was very
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: confused at this point. They told me that this each other.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Huh huh, they was all glad to see each.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, they were all glad to see each other. Yeah,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: thank you. I was very confused at this point. They
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: told me that this third chick is the wild card
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: of their bunch, and she has an eight year old
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: son by my man. She showed me the money transferred
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: to her account every month for child support, and I
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: asked if they had any overlap in their relationships, and
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: they said, of course. Like I was the ignorant one
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: at the table. My mind was fried by the time
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I got home. I asked my man if he's still
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: sleeping with the ladies. And he chuckled and said that
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: I'm worried about the wrong thing. He said is all lies,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: and there's no eight year old. He said. The lady
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: is his tenant and he sends her money to cover
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: the h A fees at his property. He told me
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: that since he's told me that, since I met them,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: since I met with them in secret, then I can
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: believe whatever I want to believe. All these women can't
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: be lying, right, Oh, what kind of sister wives mess
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: is this going on? And why would you move to
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: the town where your man's exes live? Please help me
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: with that one. You'll never get me to understand that.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: If that's the case, you could have stayed where you were,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: where all your exes live. Now, I'm sure you moved
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: to get a fresh start, right, You guys should have
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: moved to a neutral city. That way your new relationship
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: would have at least had a chance to work. But
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: you didn't. And here we are now. Should you have
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: met with the exes in secret? Probably not, because it's
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: just messy by nature, But you did with the existent
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: insistence of your daughters, and as it turned out, you
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: got some very questionable information about him. About your man,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: is there another kid he's paying for? You need to
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: know that because it's money going out of your household,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: and you just need to know if he has a son,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: and he should have told you that upfront. Did you ask?
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: It's a good thing that he's paying for his child
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: if it's true, because he should be paying for his child.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: But again, if it's true, why didn't he tell you?
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: You're the woman he moved out of town with and
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: the woman he bought a house with, So why would
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: he keep something like that from you? And what was
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: he doing with his exes at Christmas? What was he doing?
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Naturally you would have questions, anyone would, but the wrong
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: attitude on his part. Just give you some answers. What
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: is he hiding? It's very easy to prove if the
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: eight year old is his, if the baby mama is
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: really his tenant if she is, and if he's paying
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: ho A fees and not child support. This is crazy.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: And if you don't get some answers, I don't see
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: how you can continue to move forward with this guy
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: you've only known four months.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Steve, let me tell you something you know. I'm just
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: gonna just start this letter by saying this right here, Dude,
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be able to help you with this one,
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: right dude, listen to me, bro, and nothing I can
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: do for you right here. And I don't know what
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: helped this lady need? What is wrong? What is wrong
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: with you? I don't understand nothing in this letter. I've
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: been with my partner for four months. He didn't want
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: to get married for a third time. I didn't want
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: to get married for a fourth time. That's seven marriages
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: between y'all. Y'all probably need to gonna set this one out.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Y'all need to be starting in a movie called Home Alone.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Y'all need to just y'all need just selling this. But
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: what did y'all do instead of going to find yourself
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: and settling down and getting yourself to get y'all decided
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: to buy ourselves a nice house in his hometown and
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: settle in together. Ain't that just like marriage? I don't
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: even understand this right here. I have three grown daughters
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: and he got six grown sons. Damn, there's a lot
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: of grown ass people here. My past husbands and it's
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: three she got three past hus They all live in
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: the town we moved away from. His past wives all
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: live in the town we move to. What man? What
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: man wants to move back to the town where all
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: his exes at Help me with that exactly. That don't
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: make no damn sense. Nothing in this letter's add enough
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: for me. That's why I can't help this dude. Who
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: does that. I'm trying to start new, get me a
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: f fresh start, and I'm gonna move back to the town.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: This whole letter is making my chest itch. Yeah, I'm
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: scratching my chest. What the hell in the hoopiie hell
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: is going on here?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Waits again? Please?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: What the hell in the hoopii hell is going on here?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: This is unexplainable crazy, his past wives living in a
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: town we moved in. Things are kind of tricky because
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: my three daughters google him and found his ex wives
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: on social media. Both his ex wives had current pictures
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: with my man from this pass for Steve Girl.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: is all of these women can't be lying. We'll get
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening Morning show,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: all right, Come on, Steve Let's recap today's Strawberry letter,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: the subject all of these women can't be lying.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Let me try to stay calm here. Listen, yes, try
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: to stay come my voice. My voice is gonna be
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: unless we go through this. I'm trying to stop acting
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: like Steven A.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Smill So no, listen, nobody thought that.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: I just like using stuff like shout out to Steven Ack.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: I've been with my partner for four months. He didn't
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: get married. He ain't want to get married for a
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: third time. I ain't want to get married for a
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: fourth time. And I said in earlier that's a good idea,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: because that's seven marriages between y'all. Y'all probably need to
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: sit this out. But did y'all do that now? Now
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: y'all decided instead of getting married, let's just buy a
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: house together and settle in together. That's just like marriage. Uh,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: y'all got three grown daughters, he got six grown sons. My,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: that's a lot of people. My past husbands were all
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: in the town we moved away from. Sorry, my past wives,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: surely cut your damn phone off. I don't need your apology.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: I don't go to rupt your answers when you be
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: giving your answer. Ye, I was trying not to yell.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Really, I'm sorry.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: Three grown daughters. She got three grown daughter He got
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: six grown sons. My past husbands were all in the
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: time we moved away from His past wives all live
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: in the time we moved to. Don't no man moved
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: to where all his ex wives live at. I say
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: this again, every time I got a divorced I not
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: only left the town, I moved out the whole damn state.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: That's what I did. I tried to clear myself. I'm
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: just saying things are kind of tricky, though, because your
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: daughter's googled the man and found his ex wives on
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: social media. Both his ex wives had current pictures with
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: my man from this past Christmas. I met him mere
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: January January, so I wasn't too concerned about that. Are
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: you stupid? They had pictures together on Christmas. You made
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: him in January, so you figure that within a thirty
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: day period, that must be part of his past. They
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: just took the pictures at Christmas. They still in the picture.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Don't you understand? If they in the picture, that's cause
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: they in the picture, oh right here? And then your
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: kids did not like it, so they said I should
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: meet up with his ex wives without telling my man.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: What what?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: What the hell in the hoop of the hell is
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: going on? Hill? I beat damn your dumb ass daughters,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: then talk your dumb ass into meeting up with his
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: ex wife who made that phone call? Who agreed to this?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't think it would matter much, So I met
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: his two exes at Ryan's. Is that Ryan's the steakhouse?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: Yep?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all should have met down there at the corral
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: because at least they got a buffet with them good
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: ass rolls over there. I don't know why he rose
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: to rhymes, man, because anybody's got a rhyme's got a
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: beef corral that you should have went to beef corrall
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: because Rashan used to have them cheap ass or you
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: said beef beef Corral, golden crowd. Everybody got me that
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: the hell?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know that one, but that's what you should have,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: did hear anybodys well Medie waffle House at least could
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: have got there on Tuesday All you can eat? That
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: was a thinter. Third chick walked in and they got
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: up and hugged her and they were all glad to
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: see each other. What the hell in the HOOPI the
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: hell is going on here? Surey did say something right?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: What in the sist? Why sugar, honey and ice tea
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: is happening? In the hell? Why all these helpers like
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: each other? What kind of spell has this pimp cast
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: on me? These women? Lord have mercy. I was very
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: confused at this point. You should have been. The big
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: confusion is why is your dumb ass there? He told
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: me the third chick is the wild card in they bunch.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: They told me that the third chick is the wild
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: card of the bunch. She got an eight year old
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: son by my man. Well you said he has six
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: grown ass sons? What what one moment? And since you
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: didn't mind him having a picture back in Christmas and
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: it was January? What you care about this new baby
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: for the picture didn't bother you? Meeting with all his
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: exes at Rhyme's steakhouse didn't bother you. And now the
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: wild card walk in they all hugging. That ain't bother you.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: Now you find out she got an eight year old boy.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: And now you want to get bothered all the summer.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: You must be crazy. She showed me the money transfers
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: to her account every month. She said that she showed
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: me money transfers. I asked if they had any overlapping
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: their relationship, and they said, of course. I was the
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: ignorant one at the table. My mind was fried by
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: that time I got home. I asked my man if
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: he was still sleeping with the ladies. He chuckled and said,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: I was worried about the wrong thing. Hell yeah, that's
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: why he moved back into the town with them. The
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: big confusion is, why is your dumb ass there. He's
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: sleeping with you and all the rest of them, y'all
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: ain't married. He said, it's all lies, and there's no
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: eight year old boy. He said. The lady is a
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: tenantor his, and he sends her money to cover the
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: HOA fees at the prop one. You try, you're trying
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: to tell me that this child's appro painted. You send
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: it to the house. You have convinced this stupid help
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: that they the ho a home fees. Do you know
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: how high them home fees?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Is?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 7: All Right?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: On today's Struwberry letter on Instagram.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: I can't say enough about all Right.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, we'll have Part three of this Strawberry letter.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening hard Morning show. All right,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: here we are Strawberry Letter, Part three subject.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: All these women kn't be lying and it's so much
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: truth in this letter. It's unbelievable. This woman been married
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: three times, don't want to get married at four. The
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: husband been married three times two times, he don't want
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: to get married at third. All of them got grown kids.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: She got three grown daughters, he got six grown sons.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: She'd have moved in with this man. They have moved
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: back to the town where all of his exes live.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: She moved out of the town where all her exes live.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: The daughters don't like the dude, so she googled him
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: and found pictures of him with all his exes at Christmas.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: That didn't bother her because she met him in January.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: So in thirty days, you think his past is over.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: He just took picture with these girls, and why are
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: they so? Then the daughters convince her to meet with
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: the ex wives. Somehow this stupid woman thought this was
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: a good ass idea that they'd all men out at rhymes.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: Ryan state, what is you meeting at Ryan's? Whereas the
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: rhymes there's always or what corral?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: You're worried about the wrong thing?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Right, baked beans and stuff? Anyway, thank you for sean. Anyway,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: we would all meet out there. And now they meeting
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: at Ryan's and she there and she walk in and
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: it's uh, three women at two women at the table
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: and they hugging and talking, and then a third woman
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: walk in and they call her the wild card. They
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: get up and they hug her too. She's sitting there
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: confused at dinner with all these ex wives. Why is
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: y'all hugging? What is going on in here? And so
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: then the other ones say that she got an eight
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: year old baby by the man and he only told
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: you he has six sons, And now your stupid ass
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: want to know if that's her son. He went She
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: went home and asked him is this your boy? She
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: teaked ing about now that ain't my boy? Well what?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: And then she showed him to transfers into the account.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: He said, that's one of his tenants, and she playing
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: hoa fees what. This is the worst lie I've ever heard.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: You know all about line, but I can't believe you
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: try to put the child's appoint on some hoa feed.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: You are crazy, he told me. Since I met them
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: in secret, then I can't believe whatever I want to believe.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: What met him in's secret? They was at rhymes. It
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: ain't no secrets. You ate at Rhyme's. Y'all didn't meet
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: at a hotel conference room. You was at all these
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: women can't be lying. Ain't nobody lying. Everybody telling the
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: truth except him them is not home own an association fees.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: That is his boy and you the moved back in
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: town and you got to get to know these girls
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: because y'all got to take a picture next Christmas. Dabbling
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: up the law and do like you post to do.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Should a single woman be allowed to bring a stranger
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: as her plus one to her best friend's wedding? That's
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: what she wants to know.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: Why not this lady right here her and went back
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: in time with all these people. Everything legal.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Now we'll discuss it right after this. You're listening morning show.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: So here's a question that's being debated on Reddit. H
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: A bride to be is seeking advice because her single
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: maid of honor wants a quote plus one for the wedding.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: The bride imposed strict rules allowing only those in committed
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: relationships to bring a plus one because she fears an
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: overflow of guests that she has to pay for. The
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: bride wrote, she the maid of honor does not have
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: a name or even a clue who she wants to bring,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: but she's still fighting me to bring someone to my wedding.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I love her, but to be honest, she dates the
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: worst type of people, and I do not want an
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: unpredictable stranger that she met a week ago at my wedding.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: So here's a question. Do you think the maid of
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: honor should be allowed to bring a guest to the
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: wedding or should the bride stand firm on her rules.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: I think the bride should stand firm on her room. Right.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: She then told you, now you're gonna go try to
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: meet somebody to brain cal the woman's win. You ain't
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: got nobody, baby, and ain't nobody gonna want you by
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: next week? Not at the winning. Yeah, we're nothing to
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: do that. You ain't been having nobody. You can't keep nobody.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Everybody you get to left your ass, and you're gonna
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: bring him to the win. He not coming and were
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: not feeding him? Yeah, sitting up in here eating all
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: the slaughter, picking around everything. The slot, who do that?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: We ain't got no damn slow to go to less
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: than a few. He didn't eat a slot.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: It's the bride's day. It's not it's not about you.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: It's about the brides and hit eating slow and drink
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: and birdy.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Him for another one, Steve.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Type of people. Okay, no, she's not gonna it's the
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: bride to day. She get to make the work. Yeah,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: only people that's in committed relationships. Because your wedding day,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: you should have only people there you know and you
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: know love you. You shouldn't have to guess who that
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: is over there at that table. That's a special day.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Have only people you know and who love you. Just
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: because they're your relatives. You do not have to invite them.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: That's another thing. That's another thing. That's a whole nother.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Blood doesn't mean an invite.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Girl. I done put on two withs I got two daughters.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Man, let me tell you something, all right, we have
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: time for another one, Steve. This is from Roger and Lawrenceville.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Roger says, I'm a black man and my girlfriend is black.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: We've been dating for two months and I recently showed
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: her pictures of my family albums her first three. The
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: action was shocking, and she asked how I had so
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: many black people in my family. I told her I'm
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: black and she laughed. I told her that I'm a
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: fair skinned black man, and she accused me of trying
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: to pass for white. Race never came up, and I
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: assumed she knew I was black. She ignored my calls
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: for two days. So should I keep pursuing her or
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: let her work out her colorism issues alone?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's crazy. I wouldn't. I'm through with him. Why
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: you got so many black people in your family? So
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: we're black?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: What did she expect him to say?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: She passed? Why? I bet you came past the white
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: when the police pulled you over. Oh so bruh, just
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: going man, let her go. She got some other issues, man, Yeah, okay.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: And I don't know if you're talking about complexion black
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: or whatever, but I just want to say this on
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: behalf of her all my dog complex with brothers and sisters.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: I gravitate to them anyway, because when some stuff pop off,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you right, you're about to make it. Say
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: what you want to, but I'm not no, damn that.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: All my dog skin relatives can thump, and that's who
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: I ride with. I don't like light skin people. They
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: too touch up, shooting stuff. Can't fighting all this here?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Timmy the only light skinned relative I got that throw
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: hands well him and my oldes b my old brother
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: help me kill me. Yeah, our family. But I gravitate
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: darg skinned people in my family. I love them the most.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: They the better cooks, they more loyal, they're hard working
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: to make the most money, and they'll phop your ass most.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: I don't even like the light skinned people. They all
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: live in Connecticut. I don't even really care.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Are you quite done?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: Are you quite said?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 10: Print?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Put me over heavy phillips?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: I do right, we'll have no Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: coming up, interview right after. Now you're listening har Morning Show.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: All right, here's a question, guys, to snooze or not
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: to snooze? And how do you wake up in the morning?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Do you use your alarm or no alarm? So, Steve,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: do you said an alarm? I think you said you didn't, right.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: No, No, I get up early now I'm up for
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: all you junior. Oh yeah, I have an alarm.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: But if you did.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to have alarm. You gotta find out
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: who walking in your damn yards. You gotta get your
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: ass up and look out that window. Make sure you
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: still got a back dope.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Alarm? No alarm, Tommy.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Michael.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah you're not You're not up.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: I'm up. It wasn't me. Huh, Yeah, I got alarm
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: and a you wake me up? Yes, don't, and she
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: don't wake you up? Nice? Get your ass up, Steam,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: Then waiting on you?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 6: Is that gonna happened yesterday?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: Because you whatever?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Yesterday?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Yesterday? That's what I heard. Get your ass up, Steve.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: Then waiting on you, late Junior? What time do you
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: get up to check your yard?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: It's really something wrong?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: What time I get to check the yard?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: You ain't got no do you walk? Do you walk
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: the yard?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: I told you a nice neighborhood.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: You gotta have something. You gotta keep something about your
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: y'all buy at least keep the bugs out.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Word of the fence. It's on the way, man.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not coming over there without no fish in the
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: wide open space sitting on that little piece of concrete
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: called it tatty.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: You're rather up next, you're listening morning show. It's time
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: now for a round of would you rather? Would you
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: rather be locked in a Walmart overnight or would you
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: rather be locked in a Bucki's overnight Walmart.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: All day? Hey man? Because of Bill Bellamy's video video.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: I ain't never been in no BUCkies. I love, but
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: I got to go. I ain't locked in the buckets
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: because I ain't never been in that before. I've been
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: in Walmart, locked in there all night before. Yeah, I
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: went in that.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: I went in there at two o'clock in the morning
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: on the super wall Mart. It was open. I was
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: trying to buy some I wasn't locked in, but when
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: they found out I was in there, I might well
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: have been locked in? All right?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Would you rather do one lap in a Formula one
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: race car or do eighty miles per hour on a
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: jet ski?
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: One lap in the race Carla.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: One race car or eighty miles per hour on a
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: jet ski.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna do that one lap in that Formula
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: one race car. I could just be moving too fast.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: I cannot swim. I can swim, and I don't want
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: to go eighty on them. Jes you fall off that
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: eski eighty.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: You get through tumbling and then you start drowning. Hey know,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: all right, let me run up into these ties and
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: deal with it. Okay, all right?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have pot luck with your coworkers or
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: would you rather have an X cook for you?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody? Well I know what you should ain't No?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: Hell no, okay, so you're gonna you're gonna let your
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: ex cook for you?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: Then?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, before I eat your me, we can have monarky.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: We can find out what your dish is. So shun.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: If you went to our do barbecue, what would be
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: the dish you bro? You had to bring a food dish,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: what would your dish be?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: I might bring some potato salad?
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Or but you not mess up pato?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 7: No law, he's stopping at the store, Doug potato salad?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Or yeah, I can make both.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: For collar.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: You can't make about the skill of making potato salad.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: They can't make potato salad.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 6: You don't know that.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: I don't anybody that's hard to make.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: It is hard.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: Break potato salad? You bring you every fiends? Oh, never
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: care to bushes and break potato salad?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 6: Girl?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Would you rather uh stay in Chicago for a week
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: in January, or would you rather go to Vegas for
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: a week in July?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas. Yeah, and it's too cold to
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: be outside, No way. I've been to Vegas for a
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: week and ain't see no sunlight.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round. Would you rather coming up
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: next to our last break of the day and Steve
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Harvey will close out the show right after this. You're
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: listening morning show?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Guys, here we are last break of the day and
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: it's been a good day.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it has been a good day, but I
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: want to close it out the right way.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: Ladies, y'all kind of jumped on me when Junior asked
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: me to come over his house for more.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: She invited you to a barbecue that he's having.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: And you have.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: First of all, he didn't know how to barbecue in
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: his new home, Tony Zachary's his new home.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 12: Whatever you uh huh no, but he got and Tommy
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 12: been going hard on Junior call of heat.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 6: Thank you let me finish.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been going hard this week.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: What's what's today? Wednesday? And last week?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Do you agree?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Do you carry really if you want to?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: Yere twenty five dollars word from meat though, I mean,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: what what is going over there?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: Oh he has yeah, it's the no, no, no, that.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: Ain't all he got that. Don't be coming in here.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Invite me the little low budget ass picnic you're trying
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: to throw in the back, y'all. Now you got twenty
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: five dollars worth from meeting. Now we got to count
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: what we eating is to hey, ain't just four ways now?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: One one? One hamburger too, hot dogs? Everybody get four bones?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Anybody fit to do that? Man? No man, anybody s
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: fouldn't do that with you. But here the real reason
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: I ain't coming over to your house because ye ass
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: ain't got no fence. I'm not sitting that. I'm not
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: going over nobody house. Ain't got no damn fence. We
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: just sitting, don't even we ain't talking about a lot
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: of people were talking about Junior. Now if you are there,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: you ain't got no fence, and you offended. That ain't
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: my damn fault. I just said, well, I ain't finna do.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not finish sit in your backyard on no little
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: piece of concrete and everybody walking up.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 6: Wicked.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with that?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: It's too dangerous, not have no damn fish a nice neighborhood.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: When is the fence coming?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 6: Because he ordered be he in July July?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: That put up on the fourth for the fourth.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's gonna be lates. It's not gonna be like
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 6: Rye my birthday somewhere.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: In there the end of July.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, So I mean, why you can't come because
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: I ain't got no fence. You ain't tell me both
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 6: can't come?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Have got no fish gonna have? You ain't gonna have.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: You gonna walk out that one morning? You're gonna have
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: no chance either.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: Just have it inside? How about that?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Just have it in no outside? Sure you can't barbecue inside.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: You need to stay out this cooking.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: So what else is gonna happen? Uncause I ain't got
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 6: no fence.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: Right, you ain't got no fence. We go out there,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: we might not have enough chairs. Maybe they just took
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: one or two, Jackie, Now you go outside. We gotta
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: eat in our lap because somebody walked off with your table.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: Now we got the little Now we got the little
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: flims ass paper plates holding him in our lapt How
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: to waste barbecue sauce all on my pants because somebody
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: walked off with your damn tape. You showed them by
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: the good plates.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: We know that.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: And like Tommy said on a commercial break, now we
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: out there, we can't even cook because somebody on drug
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: off your little grill at night, your old smokeys sitting
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: up in here.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 6: You ain't got no cooler.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: They don't take your Igloo cooler. He ain't got no
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: I know you ain't got no yetti. Hell no, he
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: ain't got no yetti. He got an old smoky grill.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: How the hell he gonna skip over igloo and buy
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: a damn yeah? Quick in fighting people over your house
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: till you get a damn fence.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Is he coming in July?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 8: If you if you come over, uncle, I promise you
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 8: ain't nothing gonna happen if you out there in the backyard.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 6: It's nice people live over you just a lie.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: We ain't trying to meet all them people, and we're
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: gonna have to all of them.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: Junior.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: Do you have an outdoor umbrella, you know to block
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: the Yeah? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: he had one. They thought went out there one morning.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: It was stuck in the middle of that table. That's
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: why we know these plates on our lap right now,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: because when they took the table, the umbrella was stuck
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: in the middle of it. They left the base. He
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: got the base, but he don't have an umbrella in
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: the table.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: At least is there like patio areas that screened off.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: Off? That's you want to get some mosquitoes? Now you
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: finna get that?
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I gotta scream. I gotta to come down.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: We go up and come down.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 6: But if you don't want about to see you, I
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 6: can let that down for you.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: See.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, already progress, Okay, I like it. I like where this.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, you.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 12: Got a fan to keep them?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 6: I got a fan?
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: You can you you could be cool.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 6: I mean, we're gonna we're gonna be sitting in the chair.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 6: You know we're gonna be sitting in chair.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: We oh, we're gonna take turns. Let me ask something
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: when I get into ship. How long could I see
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: it somebody else? We can all sit in the time.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 12: Why don't you ask him? As a guest, you and Tommy,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 12: what can y'all bring? Maybe you can bring something.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: Furniture. Don't nobody want to come over there with all that?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: I just want to try one of my cars. I
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: don't want that to pull up. No damn you haul
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: with a trail on it.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: Is there a place where they can smoke?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: Some bring a grill. We gotta bring a table, we
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: got we gotta area.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: Walkshi gas.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: We can do that while you're waiting on the food
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: and everything.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 6: You don't think you can do this one time?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: Dothing we should try it? I really don't think we
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: should try this. What's it? Just seems like a bigger habit.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: I'm gone. I don't like eat standing up. I don't
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: want to be leaning against the wall smoking my cigar.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: He's got a screened in section for you. He's got another.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: I'm down there sitting in the grass with my white
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: linen pants, trying to draw my cigar. I like to
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: lay my back up on something. I'm smoking. People throwing
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: Frisbees in your yard? They dog over here. I couldn't
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: do that. Y'all have a great day. Talk to God.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: He loved to hear from you. And who's his wife?
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