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FULL SHOW: Open Relationships, Strawberry Letter: I'm Submissive But He's Worth It - 03.10.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Come on, uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody
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  Speaker 1: you are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve harvey Man got a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: Real glad about it too, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I I hope that God always uh keeps me in
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  Speaker 1: the frame of frame of mind to try to be
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  Speaker 1: sharing and try to be motivational and ubly even even
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  Speaker 1: when it's not felt or or wanted by some people.
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  Speaker 1: I have people around me uh who seem to not
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  Speaker 1: benefit at off of anything, and I can sit with
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  Speaker 1: him and talk to him, take meetings with them to
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  Speaker 1: try to encourage them, and for whatever reason, you know,
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  Speaker 1: they want to just keep going the way they're going.
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  Speaker 1: When you run into people like that, you have to
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  Speaker 1: pray for them. You have to just hope that one
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  Speaker 1: day that they release the change on their mind and
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  Speaker 1: open up your mind to a new way of thinking.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of things I wanted to go over with
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  Speaker 1: I want you to all today in terms of motivation.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to be aware of statements or old
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  Speaker 1: sayings that have been created that you hear over the
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  Speaker 1: course of time, and you may be applying them to
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  Speaker 1: your life. And I want you to be careful of
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  Speaker 1: some of them, because some of these old sayings man
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  Speaker 1: are not designed for people who are dreamers, are not
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  Speaker 1: designed for people who have any aspirations of being extraordinary.
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  Speaker 1: These are not designs or sayings that people who want
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  Speaker 1: to be extremely success for let anything, or have high
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  Speaker 1: aspirations to put these sayings into your life. Let me
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  Speaker 1: give you an example. Statistics say, that's it. That's the
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  Speaker 1: one I want you to be careful about. Statistics say,
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  Speaker 1: be very careful of stats. When a person says, you know,
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  Speaker 1: statistics say one out of every what see, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: These are things that sound like they're good, sound solid advice,
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  Speaker 1: but they're setting you up for failure. And you can't
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  Speaker 1: adhere yourself to a lot of these sayings that's been
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  Speaker 1: passed down from generations. And it's not scripture. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: in a scripture nowhere that statistics say. It's just some
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  Speaker 1: people and a lot of people who have lost have
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  Speaker 1: come up with these sayings to justify why they keep losing,
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  Speaker 1: on why they lost. When I first got started in
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  Speaker 1: the business, there were more stand ups around now than
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  Speaker 1: it is today. Because the comedy boom in eighty four
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  Speaker 1: eighty five was it was gaining a lot of momentums,
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  Speaker 1: comedy clubs, comedy nights everywhere. The statistic that a guy
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  Speaker 1: told me. I told him I wanted to be on
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  Speaker 1: the Johnny Carson Show, the Tonight Show. The guy said,
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  Speaker 1: one out of every two thousand comedians ever make it
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  Speaker 1: to the Tonight Show.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Now, when he told us that, some of the comedians
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  Speaker 1: in the room went, well.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, man, that's rough.
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  Speaker 1: Because a guy had also said that there was approximately
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  Speaker 1: six thousand comedians in the country at that time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if it was true. I'm just telling you
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  Speaker 1: guy was out there s fewing numbers. I have no
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  Speaker 1: idea how many it was, but he said one in
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  Speaker 1: every two thousand will make it to the Tonight Show.
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  Speaker 1: And he let the air out of everybody in the room.
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  Speaker 2: Button me. So every night before I went on stage,
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  Speaker 2: I used to do this right here, bat up Ua
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  Speaker 2: bat up. That was the Tonight theme song.
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  Speaker 1: I was young, opening act nowhere near Hollywood, didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I was in Cleveland telling jokes at one night.
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  Speaker 1: But that was my thing because I was bent and
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  Speaker 1: determined that if it's one in two thousand, okay, why
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  Speaker 1: don't I just be the one be careful when people
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  Speaker 1: say statistics say because they are set up to fulfailure.
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna adhere to him. See that one in
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  Speaker 1: so many it wanted. So many people win the lottery.
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  Speaker 1: But if you don't play the lottery, you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be the one to hit. Not when the dude hit
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  Speaker 1: you go, why lucky? But it played. Here's another one.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's not meant to be. Let's go one step further.
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  Speaker 1: I guess it wasn't the Lord's will. Don't you dare
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  Speaker 1: blame God for something you may have not done yourself
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  Speaker 1: because you didn't get the proper education, because you didn't
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  Speaker 1: do the things you were supposed to do, because you
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  Speaker 1: didn't stay to the task, because you quit, turned around
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  Speaker 1: and with the other way.
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  Speaker 2: Now, maybe it's not it wasn't the Lord's will.
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  Speaker 1: These are all statements that sound like sound advice, but
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  Speaker 1: they ain't all the time, got nothing to do with you.
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  Speaker 1: Stop letting these old fogy sayings get in your way
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  Speaker 1: of what can happen in your life.
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  Speaker 2: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
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  Speaker 3: Who came up with this?
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  Speaker 2: Who came up with it?
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  Speaker 1: If you don't pour all your efforts into one thing.
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  Speaker 2: How are you gonna be great at that one thing?
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  Speaker 1: If Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird had
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  Speaker 1: not played basketball sun up to sundown. Magic Johnson didn't
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  Speaker 1: go to Michigan to get an education. Larry Berry ain't
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  Speaker 1: go to Indiana to get an education. These cats was balling.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan didn't go to North Carolina get an education.
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  Speaker 1: They went to play ball. They went to do one thing.
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  Speaker 1: Tiger Woods didn't go to Stafford to get an education.
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  Speaker 1: He went to play golf. Soon as he got good enough,
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  Speaker 1: he gone, These are guys that put all they eggs
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  Speaker 1: in one basket. See what's cool with putting all your
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  Speaker 1: eggs in one basket is you now can maximize your
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  Speaker 1: effort and laser beam what you're doing. Your problem is
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  Speaker 1: all you gotta do is make sure what is your
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  Speaker 1: basket made out of. If your basket is made out
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  Speaker 1: of faith, hope, hard work, and belief, then guess what,
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  Speaker 1: that's a good basket. I'm jumping all mine in it
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  Speaker 1: because ever since I was a young dude, I've been
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  Speaker 1: telling jokes one thing, one thing only, even when it
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  Speaker 1: got ugly and I was living in a car, I
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  Speaker 1: never quit telling them jokes, man. I just kept believing
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  Speaker 1: that them jokes was gonna pay me one day, and
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  Speaker 1: I'd be dug gone if it didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't take no time off.
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  Speaker 1: Go work at the Walmart, get me a job, go
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  Speaker 1: back to Ford and big for my job back.
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  Speaker 2: Hey man, put all your eggs in a basket.
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  Speaker 1: Just make sure that your basket is made up of faith, hope, belief,
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  Speaker 1: hard work. Your basket woven by God. What you tripping for?
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  Speaker 1: You're defeating yourself. Where is your faith? Where is your belief?
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  Speaker 1: Where is your trust? At one point in time, you
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  Speaker 1: got to bleed that God could do what he said
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  Speaker 1: gonna do because he'd have done it for others, he'll
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  Speaker 1: most certainly do it for you. Be careful of these
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  Speaker 1: sayings that's out here, that's aligned by losers and people
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  Speaker 1: to justify why they are not succeeded. Don't apply this
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  Speaker 1: stuff to your life. And it ain't got nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with you. You're gonna mess yourself up, all right.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: That's what it is. Come on, y'all, get glad about it.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: This is a great day.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: We're still here, amen, Charlie Strawberry calling for real.
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  Speaker 1: The mouth of the South, Junior, A government name killsprates
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  Speaker 1: and the legend that is nephew Tommy.
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  Speaker 2: This is us. I'm blessed today, Junior. Come on, cheer
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  Speaker 2: me up.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm telling you right now. I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: ya have this problem before, but I have. I bet
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  Speaker 3: you have.
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  Speaker 7: Because a lot of your family wasting your time. Boy,
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  Speaker 7: let me tell you something. But cousin t trial today,
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  Speaker 7: his triumph. Yeah, his try today. Last night we had
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  Speaker 7: a prayer. Zoom called last night for Tea and to
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  Speaker 7: try today t on trial for breaking it entery.
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  Speaker 3: What is we praying?
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  Speaker 2: Folk?
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  Speaker 3: What is we in here praying?
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  Speaker 2: Folk?
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  Speaker 7: I don't even know why I'm on the zoos. They said,
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  Speaker 7: please everybody.
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  Speaker 3: By their head. I kept looking. I'm not praying for this.
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  Speaker 3: It was Tea. It was for breaking it entrant. He
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  Speaker 3: was in there. They got him. What do we God know?
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  Speaker 7: The evidence is there they got the evidence, praying folk,
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  Speaker 7: the angel in heaven, no t did it.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody saw it.
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  Speaker 7: What is we up here praying folk? Do we do
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  Speaker 7: we have any positive words? They going for a family
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  Speaker 7: member to family member, any positive words for Tea as
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  Speaker 7: he go to trial in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, guilty, that's what I got. It's on tape. It's
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  Speaker 3: on ring camera. After he all through the people house,
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  Speaker 3: they still everything.
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  Speaker 2: They got him coming in the house, and in.
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  Speaker 3: The house and all throughout the house. What the hell
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  Speaker 3: is we praying?
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  Speaker 2: Lord?
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  Speaker 3: Brey get it?
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  Speaker 2: Entering the all day?
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  Speaker 7: Lord, the man came home asked one question you can
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  Speaker 7: hear clearly on the zoo.
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  Speaker 3: What you doing here?
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  Speaker 7: He knows he don't belong Now, what is we wasted
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  Speaker 7: our time praying for?
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  Speaker 3: I'm self sick of my fan. I want out, I
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  Speaker 3: want out family.
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  Speaker 7: Every time we got something going on, we got to
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  Speaker 7: have a prayer. Zoom call. This ain't working talking about Lord.
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  Speaker 7: If you are intervene, intervene that judge bout the intervening.
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  Speaker 7: By four thirty this evening, that judge's gonna be in there.
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  Speaker 8: Guilty.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta come back for citizen too.
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  Speaker 7: Nah man, I'm not wasting my time. I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 7: You got to pray for ever that's already guilty. What
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  Speaker 7: is we asking the Lord for?
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  Speaker 2: The Lord intervene?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they the Lord, We please come in and intervene
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  Speaker 3: for what with all the stuff he got to do.
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  Speaker 3: He gotta move his clouds. He gotta get the sun
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  Speaker 3: up in the morning. What does he bother them for?
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  Speaker 2: You gotta get your son up?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we are talking about what T did. Man, ain't sure,
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  Speaker 3: don't quit this. I don't know why she called us
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  Speaker 3: to come together for this.
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  Speaker 5: Boy.
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  Speaker 3: Here he going down. It's guilty. I know. They got
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  Speaker 3: right on to me. Do you have anything positive you
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  Speaker 3: want to say to T?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Guilty. Let's move on. Let's just get on.
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  Speaker 5: With Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: He on the zoom.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was on the zoom.
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  Speaker 7: He got about five years coming the hell I'm scared
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  Speaker 7: for I ain't gonna see tee. What the hell he's
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  Speaker 7: talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Nothing mad about tea. Man, Let's just do the show, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just for a minute.
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  Speaker 3: I got to give up at five in the morning
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  Speaker 3: to be here at work. I ain't got time for this.
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  Speaker 2: The Lord visited.
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  Speaker 6: Lord got to get the sun up, all right? I
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  Speaker 6: love your family that I'm telling you. Coming up in
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  Speaker 6: thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from my nephew.
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  Speaker 4: Is he runs that prank back right after this? You're
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  Speaker 2: Let's go here with you too much chicken, Let's go
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  Speaker 2: get down.
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  Speaker 11: Hello.
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  Speaker 12: Hello, I'm trying to reach Jason.
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  Speaker 10: Please, it's Jason.
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  Speaker 12: Hi, Jason, my name is Remy. I'm calling with a
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  Speaker 12: BPE TMC. How's you they going?
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  Speaker 9: I'm going faring? But was a BT whoever?
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  Speaker 1: That is?
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  Speaker 9: B P E T m C.
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  Speaker 12: It's an organization we've been around for the last five
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  Speaker 12: years and we're trying to help different things in the
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  Speaker 12: black community and wanted to reach out and give you
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  Speaker 12: a call and see if you would be on board
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  Speaker 12: to help signing a petition that we're going to have
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  Speaker 12: going around with B P. E. T MC if you
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  Speaker 12: don't mind.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, what is it about, well, B P E T
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  Speaker 9: M C.
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  Speaker 12: Jason is Black people eat too much chicken. And what
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  Speaker 12: we're trying to do is.
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  Speaker 10: Cut back.
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  Speaker 9: To beat too much chickens.
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  Speaker 10: What the hell is this?
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  Speaker 9: My name, my name is Remy, Sir.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, what do you mean about black you beat too
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  Speaker 10: much chickens.
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  Speaker 12: We've done we've we've done a test study and we realize, sir,
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  Speaker 12: that black people are the ones that are eating too
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  Speaker 12: much chicken. And what we want to do is try
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  Speaker 12: to cut back. Because right now.
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  Speaker 10: There's a Chinese and ask them they eat all time
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  Speaker 10: of chicken, chicken, food, young, all this, yeah, chicken, and.
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  Speaker 9: Why do you eat chicken?
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  Speaker 10: Colligate all this chicken, chicken, stir fire rice with chicken,
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  Speaker 10: all this saying you want to come to me talking
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  Speaker 10: about a Bhaite person eat too much chicken? Do you
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  Speaker 10: ask white people? I bet you needn't no with no
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  Speaker 10: white phones. I bet you're gonna go to them, y'all
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  Speaker 10: proud of them.
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  Speaker 12: Uh, well, so we're gonna we're gonna get to that.
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  Speaker 12: We're starting in the black community. You black people are
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  Speaker 12: the ones that seem to buy the most chicken.
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  Speaker 11: No chicken.
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  Speaker 10: Guess what, how don't you eat chicken? And if I did,
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  Speaker 10: he's a chicken, I'll be CUsing. Man, we go, are
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  Speaker 10: you gonna get something?
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  Speaker 9: Que how enough?
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  Speaker 10: Y'all got my number in it?
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  Speaker 5: What do you get?
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  Speaker 12: Actually, we're getting numbers from the supermarket. Uh, and we're
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  Speaker 12: getting a listing of people who buy the most super
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  Speaker 12: monkey you get my come in in a supermunket, sir.
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  Speaker 12: The main thing we're trying to get you to do
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  Speaker 12: is cut back on eating chicken.
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  Speaker 10: I don't eat no chicken. And you know what I'm
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  Speaker 10: gonna do. I'm gonna go and eat some chicken and
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  Speaker 10: don't call me. You know about eating too much chickens?
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  Speaker 9: Don't even call my phone? So you got that?
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  Speaker 12: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Callaway. Is this Callaway?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah? Yes, that's kind of who how you doing?
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  Speaker 12: My name is Remy. I'm with B P. E. T. M. C.
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  Speaker 12: And uh My name is Remy, Sir. I'm with b
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  Speaker 12: P E t m C. What we're doing is we
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  Speaker 12: have a petition we're trying to get signed throughout the
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  Speaker 12: black community. Uh of some things that we're trying to
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  Speaker 12: actually help out in the black community.
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  Speaker 13: Uh Huh.
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  Speaker 12: So b P E t m C is actually an
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  Speaker 12: organization and we're trying to actually uh save some things
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  Speaker 12: in the black community.
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  Speaker 14: What's its B what today?
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  Speaker 9: What's that saying for? What hell is that BP? What
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  Speaker 9: is that for?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 9: B P E t m C is is?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 12: Black people eat too much chicken? And what we're trying
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  Speaker 12: to do with you?
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  Speaker 9: Who is this man?
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  Speaker 12: This is this is Remy sir. We're trying to get
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  Speaker 12: you all to actually sign a petition. What's going on?
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  Speaker 12: It's black people are buying too much chicken?
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  Speaker 9: Man, this is a white man? Who is this man?
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  Speaker 12: I am Caucasian, sir?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, then why are you calling me with this?
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  Speaker 12: Well, what we're trying to do is we're trying to.
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  Speaker 14: Get how do you get my number?
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  Speaker 12: First of all, actually were getting we're getting numbers from
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  Speaker 12: supermarkets that are letting.
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  Speaker 14: Us know the people that look with my phone with
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  Speaker 14: that man that's a big ticket man.
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  Speaker 10: No, you're gonna make me get smack one of the own.
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  Speaker 5: You okay, sir.
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  Speaker 12: What we're trying to do is get you guys to
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  Speaker 12: cut back on buying chick.
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  Speaker 5: Who's gas you're talking about?
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  Speaker 12: You gas? Well, the black community is the black community.
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  Speaker 9: Hey man, you've.
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  Speaker 14: Been going on with it.
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  Speaker 15: We can't get tab of it.
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  Speaker 14: Then don't be calling my phone with the man.
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  Speaker 10: Hello.
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  Speaker 12: Hello, I'm trying to reach Valerie A vow.
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  Speaker 14: It's a shape. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 12: All right, my name is Remy. I'm with bt E
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  Speaker 12: t m C.
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  Speaker 9: How you doing.
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  Speaker 14: I'm doing fine and you.
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  Speaker 12: I'm very well.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 12: Listen, what we're trying to do is, uh, if I
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  Speaker 12: take a little bit of your time, we're trying to
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  Speaker 12: actually get a survey signed by people in the black community.
• 16:59
  Speaker 12: We're actually trying to help out in the black community.
• 17:01
  Speaker 12: The organization is BPE TMC and what this is is
• 17:05
  Speaker 12: black What is that? Uh, that's that's black people eat
• 17:09
  Speaker 12: too much chicken. So what we're doing is we're trying
• 17:12
  Speaker 12: to get what say that one more time for me?
• 17:16
  Speaker 12: Black people eat too much chicken. You see, there's been
• 17:19
  Speaker 12: a shortage in chicken. So what we're trying to do
• 17:22
  Speaker 12: is get black.
• 17:22
  Speaker 14: People in chicken. And you want to do a survey.
• 17:27
  Speaker 9: We we want.
• 17:27
  Speaker 12: What we want you guys to do is sign a
• 17:29
  Speaker 12: petition that you're not gonna eat anymore chicken this year.
• 17:32
  Speaker 14: Why doesn't even make sense. We just don't eat chicken.
• 17:35
  Speaker 14: You know, we eat beef, we eat steak, we eat
• 17:38
  Speaker 14: fish out until you're trying to put that off the market. Now,
• 17:41
  Speaker 14: why would you tell us not to eat chicken and
• 17:44
  Speaker 14: we eat other stuff too? Why are you getting her
• 17:46
  Speaker 14: declined in tron because this doesn't.
• 17:48
  Speaker 9: Make any sense.
• 17:49
  Speaker 12: The test study, man was over chicken, and it just
• 17:51
  Speaker 12: seems like that test study.
• 17:54
  Speaker 14: Who did this test study?
• 17:55
  Speaker 12: Well we did, man, we're bpe TMC. And what we're
• 17:58
  Speaker 12: after doing the test study, we did realize that the
• 18:01
  Speaker 12: black people are the ones that.
• 18:03
  Speaker 14: Chance only just do that to do black people, I mean,
• 18:06
  Speaker 14: just use white people. That white people eat chicken too.
• 18:09
  Speaker 14: But she talks I is on dats and stuff.
• 18:11
  Speaker 12: Okay, man, use Asian?
• 18:14
  Speaker 10: What about the Hispanics? Did you use them?
• 18:16
  Speaker 12: Okay, ma'am listen. What the bottom line is. Our first
• 18:19
  Speaker 12: study is black people, and what we're trying to do
• 18:21
  Speaker 12: is get you guys to cut back.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: On each Oh.
• 18:23
  Speaker 14: Yes, study should be everybody. This is something what you
• 18:26
  Speaker 14: get my number from?
• 18:28
  Speaker 12: Man, We got you. We got numbers from the supermarkets
• 18:30
  Speaker 12: that people that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 14: Want to want my number from those supermarkets that I
• 18:32
  Speaker 14: ain't give my number to. No supermarket. This is don't
• 18:35
  Speaker 14: make any sense. You calling me, interrupted me about some
• 18:38
  Speaker 14: like this.
• 18:39
  Speaker 12: This is this bottom line.
• 18:41
  Speaker 9: Man, You don't.
• 18:43
  Speaker 11: Care on me.
• 18:43
  Speaker 14: You know how to mean telling me what the hell
• 18:46
  Speaker 14: I can You don't like mine? You got light woman,
• 18:49
  Speaker 14: twist this up. Yes you do. Calling somebody telling them
• 18:53
  Speaker 14: that black people eat too much chicken?
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: You and your partition.
• 18:57
  Speaker 12: Would you like to hear what the survey is actually saying.
• 19:00
  Speaker 14: No, I don't want to hear it. The survey is
• 19:02
  Speaker 14: actually say it because what you're saying about all man.
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: But the survey is saying that this is nephew Tommy
• 19:08
  Speaker 12: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Valerie, This is nephew
• 19:14
  Speaker 12: Tommy baby from the Steve Walker.
• 19:20
  Speaker 11: Oh chicken, Now you haven't miss Shirley too much?
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Chicken anyway? Thinking have you coming up next?
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: Ask the CELO or Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: the building right after.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: This, Hey, y'all. This is Monica, This is Spike Lee. Hey,
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: this is Mary J. Blood Yo.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: This is Stephen A. Smith.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Hey, this is Shakka Kahan.
• 19:47
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• 19:49
  Speaker 16: This is Carlos Miller and this may or may not
• 19:51
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• 19:53
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• 19:59
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• 20:31
  Speaker 6: Right now, it is time to ask the CLO our
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: chief love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building to.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Try and help you with your love questions.
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: Here we go, Jewel and Saint Pete says, I've been
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: dating a man for a few months and he used
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: to work with my dad. When my dad found out
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: about us, he told me that my boyfriend got fired
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: for stealing office supplies. Do I break it off now
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: or take my time and form my own opinion.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Well, fair barter stole office to fly? Uh huh, ain't
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: like he stole the car or you know, or thrown
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: in the trucks from down there at the company. Who
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: ain't stole office to fly? Hey, Paul, for the first
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: time ever in my house, one time I owned the stapler.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I have never bought the station. He said, why who
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: buys staples?
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Dog?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I had a staple at my house. Man, I had
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: a paper cutter. I stole a paper cutter one time.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Paper Yeah, with the big blade on it. I don't
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: even know why I stole that is a question. Put
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: it under something and carry and put it in my car.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I stole from cafetilla. Who ain't stolen office to fly?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Break up with no man because he stole office supply.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Just want to notice why you.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Can't run for nothing? You do know this well? You
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: know you know it's you know, I'm.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Going go right back to old something. Callor taught me
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: the word is allegitnes Hello, Yes, you.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Better use it.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Baby. They don't have no proof.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Not what you know is what you can prove And
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: then all these jokes.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: In it, Trump can be president.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: You Raven, and believe says. My boyfriend and I were
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: hanging out with some of his friends and one of
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: them brushed against me and told me I had nice lips.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: I just smiled and quickly walked away. My boyfriend asked
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: what he said? Do I tell him the truth or
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: keep it to myself?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: No, you need to keep that to yourself because this gonna.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: The energy we have about that type of stuff is
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: different as long as you don't respond. No, don't tell
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: you man that one because that brush You have no
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: idea what that could go. Now, the question you need
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: to ask yourself, Raven, is did you want him brushing
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: up against you?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Did it bother you? What he said? You got some
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: nice slips?
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: And then don't just walked away?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: And that's all he said, you got some nice slips.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: He can't say that in front of your boyfriend, so
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: he paid you a compliment.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Person.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Now you know that means him and him and your
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: him and your boyfriend and him ain't that close? You
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: always hanging out with some people that ain't his boy boy,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: that ain't his home.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: No, he wouldn't do that, So you know the real home.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: He ain't gonna do that, but you know, as your
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: relationship progresses, keep you eye on him, and then warned us, boyfriend.
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: Let's get back to these lips though, go to Steve
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: Hall FM dot com and let us see what they're
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: looking like so we can understand what the man was
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: talking about.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: We can't get a clear pitch. We want to see though.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: We want to see, all right, Moving on to Ursula
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: in Hampton. Ursula says, I'm thirty nine years old and
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: I'm having an affair with your sons.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Uh not with the name Arthly. You ain't pay, they
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: ain't making no more. Hell fifty year that's young for.
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: Her anyway, She's having an affair with her son's best
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: friend's dad. Okay, she said, we all went on a
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: spring break trip like we're a family. So I'm confused
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: as to why he won't leave his wife. My son
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: will figure things out soon, So how should I handle this?
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: What?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: So wait a minute, they all went on a trip together.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she said, they went on a spring break trip
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: like we're a family. So I'm confused as to why
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: he won't leave his wife.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: She must be sick. That must be something wrong with Dan?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: What's she why she is so stupid?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what that woman let her
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: husband go with the other woman. She could make the
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: trip you ain't working at when she was working he hey,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: medical leave. You can't let that go down if she
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: incost her eighty dollars. But you think I'm trying.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: I can't think of no way this black old man
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: is letting this trip go down.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, neither can I. But yeah, I got nothing.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Now, your question is why won't he leave his wife?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Because why? Why? Why?
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Why do he have to? Yeah, he got you.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: He didn't say he wanted to marry you. He said
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: he wanted you. Y'all be adding too much to the sentence,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I want you so badly. He didn't
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: say he wanted to be with you the rest of
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: his life. He didn't say he wanted to marry you.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: He just said he wants you so badly. He wants
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you more than he wants anything in life. That was
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: all these his true statements. Yeah, ain't nobody a man?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: No earse let home.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody now because of her name?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Well I'm not couldn't be sitting up there trying to
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: work out earth.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be doing this here, Steve, Steve grandmama.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Here, look at her name alone?
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Is that what we concerned about? Her name?
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: Yes? All right, fine, here we go, so all right?
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: Moving on last one, Steve Catherine in Stamford. Catherine says,
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: I'm married to a man that won't wear his wedding band.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: He wants to get a tattoo on his ring finger instead.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: I don't think that's good enough, And he said, I'm
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: overthinking his decision. Is a tattoo acceptable to you? Am
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: I overthinking things?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: No?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Because then it ain't a ring, it's a tattoo. Yeah, yeah,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: put the ring over, bro man, I tattooed my left hand,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: third face. You don't how many stories on her hair
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: about that tattoo?
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: What like was one?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I'm married to christ I'm married to my dreams and visions,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: and every time I look at it, it reminds me
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: to be remain dedicated to all the goals I've set
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: to myself.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I'm married to creating a secure, feat future.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, this tattoo gonna have so many meanings behind it,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: And then I ain't got to tell nobody I'm married.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I'm finna lie too because your whole tattoo. Man, he
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: gonna get a tattoo.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: God what well? I mean, but that's cool.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: See everybody they famous somewhere. But it don't matter though,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, who don't know they they married? Like I
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: left my wedd ring at the house one day. I
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: was taking family feud and I walked out on stage
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: and I realized I didn't have it, and I told
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: somebody to tell somebody from the house to bring it
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: down to the set. Mister, you're gonna tape your show
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: without your ring? Yeah? What if Ms Marjorie see that?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Ms Marjorie know who she married to? Right, and everybody
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: out here know I'm married?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: What this ring? Listen? But we're not fit to tattoo
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: the ring.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: You know, or the day some people talk to the day.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I mean that whatever you want to do, that's cool.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Arsenal, All right, thank you, Clo.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: She's Steve Harbin Martin show man. Everybody you know that
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: die does not move you. Let's just come to terms
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: with that. You've all gotten that call. Man, you see
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: you're sitting down here, man, Uncle Remus died, Yeah right,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: may man, y'all still having the barbecue Friday. If everybody die,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: he even got to you does not require my morning
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: coming up right.
• 28:47
  Speaker 11: Up to that.
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: All right, guys, So it's lint season, and that means,
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: you know, many are going to follow tradition, a lot
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: of its religious tradition and give something up.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: So I got to ask the guys.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: What's the hardest thing you're going to give up or
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: that you've had to give up for lent or for
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: whatever reason.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Meat.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, junior, you're gonna start meeting.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Gave meat?
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: That that the whole vegan Dad, I ain't built for it.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: That was the hardest thing. Twenty one days of no meat.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Just that's pretty difficult. You can't.
• 29:24
  Speaker 15: I gave up. I kept I kept meat, but I
• 29:27
  Speaker 15: gave up the skin of meat, that chicken skin. So
• 29:31
  Speaker 15: I'm not eating the skin that way. I can still
• 29:34
  Speaker 15: have meat in mine because our Lord knows. I'm not
• 29:38
  Speaker 15: giving up. I got war, but I will go twenty
• 29:41
  Speaker 15: one days with our chicken skin.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Gave up.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I'm keeping the meat and the skin. I'm giving up
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: the season that go on it.
• 29:52
  Speaker 15: Oh, you gotta have seasonings, seed, you gotta have season.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, here another thing hard thing I had
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: to give up on was the truth.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: I'm telling the truth.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: I give that up.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: It was really hard, but being good.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Welcome, yeah, welcome dog, welcome.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to don't understand how hard it is.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna ever stoping. It's no way in
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: hell I'm I promise you that.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: And that's the truth right there, right, that is the truth.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: That's the truth. I'm not gonna ever stoping. You don't.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: As matter of fact, I trust me. You don't want
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: the truth for me all.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: They really don't. Yeah, you don't. I ain't no need
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: us doing that. It ain't no need us doing that.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: It don't make no sense.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, it can't do.
• 30:49
  Speaker 15: And then why I asked you if you know I'm
• 30:51
  Speaker 15: gonna lie, That's what I don't put this question.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: J tell me the truth. Don't say that.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, get that.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: I ain't gonna get mad.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not gonna get mad. Just tell me the truth.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Fall in for that.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: You can't even go a day without lying about.
• 31:17
  Speaker 17: Well, no, Steve, you lie every day, every every single day,
• 31:21
  Speaker 17: seven days.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine I'm telling me the truth every day.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I can imagine that's the truth.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine not lying to somebody.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I got some kids.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you, let me tell you, let me
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: tell you. This is this is true story. This happened
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: last week when my she she's suffering from all the time.
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: But she get on your nerve because she called you
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: a lot of questions. And she asked, she said, do
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: you know so? And so I said, and that was
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: my first cousin. I said, I don't know, because if
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: I asked, yeah, it's gonna be some more questions.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be Yeah.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I told I lied right too.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Sure did No.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know him. She ain't even know me.
• 32:05
  Speaker 15: I found out. I found a way not to lie. Steve,
• 32:09
  Speaker 15: this is a great way not to lie. Asked the question,
• 32:13
  Speaker 15: you got to hear it. You gotta hear when you
• 32:16
  Speaker 15: asked the question on text, When you ask the question
• 32:18
  Speaker 15: on text, I found the best thing to do is
• 32:21
  Speaker 15: don't answer it at all and let them figure out
• 32:26
  Speaker 15: what the hell answer is. Now they will text you again,
• 32:29
  Speaker 15: but don'ly man. So like if they ask for money,
• 32:32
  Speaker 15: just don't answer it at all. That's the way I
• 32:35
  Speaker 15: deal with it.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: No, that's how I have it. Told Jay, Hey man,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you get my text. Now what text.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Are we lying at this point too?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: And I got it and I got out that, hey man,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: And you know how you you can set it up
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: where you know if people open your text and read
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: it or not.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I got all that on my phone blocked.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: He ain't doing that, so you can't tell. I can
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: open your message and you can't tell.
• 33:03
  Speaker 17: But if it said delivered, if my text to you
• 33:07
  Speaker 17: says delivered, then I know.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: You got it.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: No, I got it. It don't mean I read it right.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: You can get it delivered to me? Hey, because I
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: show you in a minute, I can show you how
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: many especially when somebody email me. Let me tell you
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: right now, how many unread emails I got fifteen thousand,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: three hundred and twenty four unread email.
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: Me back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: and twenty minutes after, right after this, it'ster.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Steve Harbin Martin show man.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: Flora says, I've been sleeping with our yard man for
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: a while and he doesn't like wearing protection. We got
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: into an argument about it, and now he's not answering
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: my husband's texts to come to our yard.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: How can he be so petty when he knows I'm married.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Right here, right here was God, y'all got to quit
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: writing us with all this craziness acting like it's normal.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: You're not qualified. Dog.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: I don't what y'all want me to do.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Y'all, y'all, I can't apply no rules to this stuff
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: because y'all keep coming up with all this abnormal mess
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: like it's regular. I'm sleeping with my yard man and
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: it's been going on for a while, but he don't
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: like to use protection, so I kind of bought it up.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: And now he don't quit returning my husband's text because
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: he mad, well, what's wrong with him?
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: What?
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Lady?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: And I like the way they don't mention it.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: At first, I'm sleeping with the yard man, Okay, cool,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: ain't no problem. But now he don't like to wear protection.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Now I spoke to him about it, that we should
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: wear protection because I'm married.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Now he didn't. They got an argument.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: He didn't quit tex returning my husband's text because he mad,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: what kind of it?
• 35:01
  Speaker 9: What?
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: How can he be so petty? She says, how can
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: you when.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: He so petty?
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Petty?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, man, when you had his baby? How
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: petty that gonna be okay.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Right when the baby come out looking like the God.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Call, you know he got a big fool heat.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: This is craziness, it is.
• 35:28
  Speaker 17: Right.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I ain't going for you man. Next show show coming
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• 36:17
  Speaker 6: Would you rather soak in a tub of hot dog
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: water or would you rather sit in a jacuzzi with
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: fifteen people?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Well, when I'm when I'm in the tub, I'm making
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: hot dog water.
• 36:30
  Speaker 18: So that's host that's out there.
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: If you're offended by that, nephew, yeah.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I really let me go get in the hot Well
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: that's because you don't.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: You didn't.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: You didn't get the joke, So just do that. Don't
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: kill a joke, Just say you didn't get the joke.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: If I'm sitting in the bath, turn got it. I'm
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: making hot dog water. Got But you know, mister mister
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: kill it jokeing.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: I don't mean.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: He's so busy, he's busy being a germophobic. Now you
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: don't get that Joe up in there with them fifteen
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: people you don't know? All right, Well, I've never I've
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: never climbed into a hot tub at a resort while
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: people was in it.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Now, I've been at a resort and nobody was in it,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: and then some people came and got in it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: I got up and get out.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: That's right, that's right, all right.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just not going to be in no tub or
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: water and look over and it's another dude in there.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: We're not going to do this here, all right?
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: Moving on, Moving on, guys, would you rather have an
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: X over for Easter dinner?
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: B B?
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: Would you rather fast from eating all day? That means no, Sam, Yeah,
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: you've got fast, rather than have your for dinner.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: In fact, the day Foe had two days the faster
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I want him. Yeah, I'll be so hugged.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Ye you're EXI only over four copar hours.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Don't give up. I will file out. You rushed to
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: the hospital. Have you ever.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Stayed with somebody you couldn't stand for a period of time?
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Do you know what an hour feel like? Yeah?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Two hours east of dinner. That'll be the most unholy
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: meal I've ever eaten.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: On sh All right, keeping on that eating subject. Would
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: you rather eat twenty four Easter eggs in a day
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: or an entire green bean castle.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Role a tire bean castle roll? Yeah, you better give
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: me that green bean castle. Your eggs gonna pass you?
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Four eggs, boy, demand it's gonna be with you for
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: a month.
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: Would you rather wear a tight muscle shirt on stage?
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: Be tight muscle shirt on stage, or perform barefoot b B.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: My feet ain't bad, but my body with a tight
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: muscle shirt on it's comp That's the show right there? Yeah,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: all ma Matill would be about me.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: That's today's round up. Would you rather thanks? Guys? Hey,
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: this is John Legend. Hi, this is Felicious Shot. Hey,
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: this is Motown recording artist camp.
• 39:24
  Speaker 13: Here, what's up?
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: This is Chris Rock.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Hey, guys, myself, good morning. This is Tony Braxton.
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: You already know what time in Ease boy DC on
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: Flag you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: Well, while a lot of people are out there looking
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: for the one, there are apparently plenty of people who
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: don't think monogamy is for them, even if they're married.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: And while some people would never be satisfied with an
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: open relationship that allows them and their partner to sleep
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: with other people, a brand new poll finds that there
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: are a lot of people who are curious about them.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: I knew UGUV poll of more than.
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: Twenty three thousand Americans find that twenty six percent of
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: Americans are interested in having an open relationship, while sixty
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: eight percent are absolutely not interested. So here's the question
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: for you guys. Have you ever been in an open
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: relationship that didn't work out?
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Or do you want to be in an open relationship?
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Have you thought in him?
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: I mean I know you guys are married.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: No, and hell man, hell no not being in open?
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: My wife, you're gonna be out your mind, man, Get
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: out of here.
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: My wife just gonna lead it out. I'm going over
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: dow nails. I'll be back. What you're going were.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Open relationship?
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: What you're going to daw nails?
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I have trouble making it work with the one right?
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Why are you married?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: That's all I've been in an open relationship before, but
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: it ain't nobody know it?
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: You knew it.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I used to be wild. I was the only one
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: had that information.
• 41:15
  Speaker 7: And when the other party found out, you denied it?
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: Then you what?
• 41:19
  Speaker 11: What know?
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: Your live?
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: When the truth?
• 41:22
  Speaker 17: You whow open relationship?
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: When? Yeah? Wow?
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: Come?
• 41:38
  Speaker 18: What fault you?
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Why get worried if you want to be in an
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: open relationship? Though, that's always my question?
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: What is what?
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Why get married if you want to be in an
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: open relationship?
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know you were just talking about married,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: but I'm just talking. You're talking about relationship.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: But if I don't even understand that at all, why
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: would you get married?
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Why are you up there.
• 41:59
  Speaker 18: Saying yeah, yeah, that's beyond me.
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: I said married couples are in open relationships, so they are? Yeah,
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: I mean, why even get married if you want to
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: be in an open relationship?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know anybody that has an open relationship. That's
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: going to last, and there are several people talking about it.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: But if that's what you have, then if that's the
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: type of marriage and this can work for you, didn't
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: go ahead and do you?
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I don't care, do you boo? I don't care.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: But you know, but you know, like we were talking
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: about my old interview that was trending the other day,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: and you know, like you know, once again, it's my opinion,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: and you're free to have whatever your opinion you want.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: But this open relationship, I go back to that example,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: thought about it over and over. If you're in a
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: committed relationship and you have a female friend and you're
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: a man, and you in bed at two o'clock in
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: the morning and your friend quote unquote, this girl who
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: you say is your friend calls you at two in
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: the morning and says she has a flat tie out
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: on the road. And you get up out your bed
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: and tell your committed partner that you're in a relationship
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: with you getting about your bed to put some clothes
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: on to go change the tire of a woman that's
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: just your friend who laying next to you, is going
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: for that, Charlene, uh Carler.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: No, no, not, I mean we'll both go she needs
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: leave me.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no no no.
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: When you say we both going, oh, that's really not
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: gonna happen.
• 43:47
  Speaker 17: Well, I understand what Shirley is saying.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I'll go with you.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: You're not just gonna leave me right here? And got she.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Got to fix straight.
• 43:59
  Speaker 17: I was about to say emergency roadside.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: She gonna be on.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Because a woman won't should know why she got to
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: call you?
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, uh huh.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Why are you to go to guys because you're my friend?
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: Coming up next to is the Nephew and today's prank
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: phone call.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: Right after this, Hey, y'all, this is Monica, This is
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Spike Lee. Hey, this is Mary J. Blood.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: Yo.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: This is Steven A.
• 44:22
  Speaker 19: Smith.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Hey, this is Chakka Kahan.
• 44:24
  Speaker 16: You have no idea what it is. This is Carlos Miller.
• 44:27
  Speaker 16: And this may or may not be the Steve Harvey
• 44:29
  Speaker 16: Morning Show.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today. Listen
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: to this title, will you I'm submissive? I'm submissive, but
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: is he worth it? I'm submissive? Okay, but is he
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: worth it, Harry, you gotta know that.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna do that one.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: It's a little bit.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, just what is all that? All right?
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: We'll find out in just a few But right now,
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: the nephew is here with today's prank.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Phone call. What you got for snaf what's happening?
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: Well, we've been talking about it a little earlier, about
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: giving up something for the lint. Right, all right, Yes,
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: and if this prank is called lint, and I'm gonna
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: call this gentleman and let him know that. You know,
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna give your wife up for lint. I'm giving
• 45:22
  Speaker 8: your wife up for LT. I mean, there's some things
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: we need to sacrifice, right or wrong, you know what
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: I'm saying. So I'm gonna get your wife up for lint.
• 45:29
  Speaker 8: Now when Lint over, I'm gonna need I'm gonna hear
• 45:31
  Speaker 8: anything back now.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: I got to get Monday after.
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: I don't meet up back now. Okay, I'm just letting
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: you know you can have her to the day after East.
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: But yeah, this is Lint. I'm giving up something big.
• 45:44
  Speaker 8: I'm sacrificing a lot, y'all. Let's go get doctor.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to Resdorse. Yeah he was this
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: this cliff Man. I work at the post office with
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: your wife. How you doing, bro, I'm doing all right.
• 45:57
  Speaker 9: Everything cool?
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, everything good man, everything good. Like I say, my
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: name is cleft man. I wanted to reach out and
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: holler at you about a couple of things. If you
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: if you got a minute, you got a minute?
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah, everything alright with my wife? Is something wrong or something?
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: No? No, no, no, no, no, no, your wife good man,
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: your wife good. I wanted to hit you up. Man.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: We've been working the post office quite a while. We've
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: probably been in the same room a few times. Man.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you remember meeting me or.
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: Not, but uh, okay, okay.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: But what I wanted to say, man, is trying to
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: do better with my life, dog and you know, just
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: just trying to do better, you know what I'm saying.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: So you know, for LINT, Man, I gave up a
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: few things, you know what I'm saying. I just thought
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: that would be a good thing, man, to try the
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: things that matter the most, or that you're addicted to,
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: you know, you want to get rid of, you know
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: what I'm saying, at least for LNT is what I'm
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: trying to do you feel me?
• 46:44
  Speaker 9: Okay, I'm kind of confused. But what they what they
• 46:48
  Speaker 9: got to do with me?
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: Well, basically, man, I'm giving up for LINT. You know,
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: I decided to give up messing around with your wife.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: You know, because because.
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: Hold on, man, hold on, man, I'm at work. I
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: don't know what you come back, but back up and
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: rephrase everything you just said.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: Well, like I'm saying, man, for LNT, I'm trying to
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to give up stuff that I'm that I'm
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: addicted to, you know.
• 47:16
  Speaker 9: And I just don't tell me what they got to
• 47:17
  Speaker 9: do with me and my wife though and you.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: But that's what I'm trying to tell you. Man, I'm
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: trying to give up messing around with your wife for LYNT.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's what I have given up. I've given
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: up messing around with your wife for LNT. Man.
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: What talking about?
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 47:30
  Speaker 9: Messing around with my wife? Man? Got no time for
• 47:32
  Speaker 9: no games? Right now?
• 47:33
  Speaker 10: Who this man?
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 47:35
  Speaker 9: What's your name again?
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: This is Cliff Man I actually work with for the
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: last ten twelve years. But but what I wanted to
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: really let you know is, you know, our schedule probably
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: gonna change because what we used to be doing, we
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: ain't doing, so she's probably gonna be coming home a
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: little bit earlier or things like that. But I I
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: don't want you getting addicted to it, because you know,
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: after LYNT is over, then you know we'll be back
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: what we used to do.
• 47:57
  Speaker 9: Man, what is you talking about?
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 48:00
  Speaker 9: Hold on, it's my wife's going to be home in
• 48:02
  Speaker 9: a minute. We're gonna talk about our deal with me. Man,
• 48:05
  Speaker 9: I'm about to hold on? What are you? Are you
• 48:07
  Speaker 9: in the city right now? Can I can I meet
• 48:09
  Speaker 9: with you right now?
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: Clip? Right? Okay? But what I'm what I'm trying to say, Well,
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: like I'm saying, I'm trying to do better. You know,
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: I gave up trying.
• 48:15
  Speaker 9: To do the better. That sounded like a bunch of
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: to me. I got something for you and my wife?
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: True?
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, okay, man, I mean, ain't you feeling men
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: trying to do better? Though?
• 48:25
  Speaker 9: I ain't feeling the thing? You calling me? Telling me
• 48:27
  Speaker 9: my wife think we need to meet up and talk
• 48:30
  Speaker 9: about this face to face. Clip of what you think?
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: I mean? We talk right now if you want to
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: have a conversation.
• 48:35
  Speaker 9: No, no, no, you just tell me your address and
• 48:38
  Speaker 9: me and my wife's gonna just come on over there
• 48:40
  Speaker 9: about that and we all sit down and have a
• 48:43
  Speaker 9: little powwow. I don't know who thank you is, man,
• 48:46
  Speaker 9: But me and my wife been together over fifteen years
• 48:49
  Speaker 9: and we ain't never had no problems with no like this,
• 48:52
  Speaker 9: like the you telling me on this phone. It sounds
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: like a bunch of crazy to me. But somebody nick
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: gonna today if they's true. So what you need to do?
• 49:01
  Speaker 9: You need to tell me your name, your number. And
• 49:04
  Speaker 9: I don't know why you call from this black phone number.
• 49:07
  Speaker 9: You hear me, man, I'm hearing you. Man, what I'm saying,
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: the reason for the call was to let you know,
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: you know, don't get used to her schedule because after
• 49:15
  Speaker 9: Lint it's gonna be back to the way it used
• 49:17
  Speaker 9: to be. That's all the phone, man, what's up? He's
• 49:20
  Speaker 9: you talking back? We'll get now. What's your what's your
• 49:23
  Speaker 9: what's your what's your last name? Cliff, I'm finna come
• 49:26
  Speaker 9: find you. I'm finna come see you.
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: Not Jack. My name is Cliff. Like I said, I
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: work at Clifton. I work at the post office with
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: So okay.
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: Why come you call from a black number? Cliff what's
• 49:36
  Speaker 9: your phone number?
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Hey, hey, man, listen, I'm not trying to have no
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: confrontation with you.
• 49:41
  Speaker 9: Man, it's already to confrontation. You can call my phone
• 49:45
  Speaker 9: from a block number. I don't know you. You don't
• 49:47
  Speaker 9: know me, and you're telling me you been my wife?
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: Are you serious? Did you know she was married?
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: Well? I mean what you mean did you know it
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: was married?
• 49:56
  Speaker 9: Yes?
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Or no?
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: I mean yeah, I mean I knew she was married.
• 50:00
  Speaker 9: Okay, what that it is? You knew that from the jump,
• 50:02
  Speaker 9: So that means you've been disrespecting me from the jump.
• 50:05
  Speaker 9: So now I got to get in your man. You
• 50:07
  Speaker 9: just in toroll off on yourself. So here regardless, I'm
• 50:10
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, nephew. Subjects. I'm submissive, but is he worth it?
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  Speaker 6: Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for three years and
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: he cheated before our wedding. We met online in an
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: online chat room and he said I had all of
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: the values that he desired in a wife. He quoted
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: some scripture and I was hooked. He'd been married before,
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: and he said his biggest problem was that his wife
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: was not submissive. He said she was stubborn and argumentative.
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: I was forty eight when we got married, and it
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: was my first marriage, so I aimed to please him
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: and do everything just like he asked me to. I
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: let him run his house and mine, and I was
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: the ideal girlfriend because I never stressed him out by
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: questioning him. He came to see me have sex and
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: then leave. I did not say a word, because for
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: the most part, he's a good man. I would listen
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: to him bragging to his friends about how lucky he
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: was to have me.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Then he cheated. Excuse me, I try to hold it. Sorry.
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: Then he cheated, and he couldn't lie about it because
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: his shirt was dirty and he smelled like a woman.
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: He told me that it was the alcohol, and he
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: said he'd never drink hard liquor again, but he lied.
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: His affair happened just two months before our wedding. He
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: got drunk on our wedding night and told his parents
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: that he hoped he didn't make a big mistake that
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: rocked my soul because all I've done from the beginning
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: is catered to him and make sure all of his
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: needs were met. I should have left before I made
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: any bowels to him. Now when I try to spoil him,
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: he tells me to leave him alone. He picks fights
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: so he can sleep on the couch. I haven't slept
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: in the bed with my husband in three weeks. I
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: vowed to stay for better or worse, but we've hit
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: rock bottom. Is he worthy of a good submissive wife
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: like me? Or should I change my ways and start
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: acting like his equal and see what happens? Please advise,
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: what are you doing?
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Really? What is going on in this relationship period?
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: I mean you said he came to see you to
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: have sex and then leave right there. You should have
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: known that something was wrong. That was the first red flag,
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: and you let it happen. That should never have been
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: okay with you. You waited a long time to get
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: married and this is what you end up with, like
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: this control freak, this dictator. You allowed him to treat
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: you any kind of way. You put your needs and
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: your wants on the back burner to submit to him
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: for what Because he quoted a couple of scriptures to
• 57:42
  Speaker 6: you in the beginning, because you said after he quoted
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: those scriptures, you were hooked. You thought that that would
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: make him a good husband. Really, anyone can quote a scripture,
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: and that's certainly no reason to marry that person. You
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: see now, anyway, I hope you see now that all
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: that catering to him, what's just stupid on your part.
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: You're his wife, you're not his child, you're not his servant.
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: He got everything from you, and what did you get
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: in return? You didn't get anything. I just think this
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: is wrong.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: You should have you.
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: Shouldn't have to walk on eggshells in your own marriage.
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: You don't know what to do now. None of this
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: has worked out for you. Now you're miserable, you're unhappy,
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: you're writing a strawberry letter. You know marriage is about
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: or I hope you should know that marriage is about
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: compromise and love, commitment, among other things. Your marriage doesn't
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: have any of that because it's all about him. You're
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: in this one sided situation with a man who doesn't
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: love you, He doesn't respect you. He told his parents
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: on his wedding night. Maybe he hopes he didn't make
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: a mistake. You know now you're sleeping on the couch.
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: He's sleeping on the couch, and he's picking fights with you.
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: He doesn't want to be with you at all. You know,
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: I think Steve said this last week or earlier. Yeah,
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: last week, he doesn't like you. He was talking about
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: another situation. But it doesn't sound like this man likes
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: you at all. I think you've wasted enough time trying
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: to please this man.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: He's ungrateful.
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: I think you now should focus on yourself because you
• 59:09
  Speaker 6: deserve way better than him.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: Steve.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: The subject of this letter is I'm submissive, but is
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: he worth it? Now? I'm not a professional on submissive wives.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is, and I'm not an
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: expert on how that part of it should go. Because
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: you're trying to throw some scriptures in there that you
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: heard him say. But let me just walk you through
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: all the mistakes. I've been married for three years and
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: he cheated before our wedding.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Now, this was two.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Months before to wed Now, I've learned from several people.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: One time I was in counseling and he said, the
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: thing about marriage is the only thing that changes a
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: person after the wedding is the appearance of his left hand.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Third finger.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: If he has a behavior pattern that he does and
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: you think marriage will change it, it wont. We met online,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: chadwo and he said I had all the values he
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: desired in a way. He quoted some scriptures and I
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: was hooked. He was married before, and his biggest problem
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: here was to set up y'all. His biggest problem was
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: that his wife was not submissive. He says she was
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: stubborn and argumentative. I was forty eight when we got married.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: It was my first marriage, so I aimed a pleaseerm
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: and do everything just like he asked me to.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: You were set up.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: To do this because he told you what happened to
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: his first marriage was she was not submissive. She was
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: argumentative and stubborn. So you proceeded to be the direct
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: opposite of what she was to please him. Thus we
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: began the downfall of this letter. I would explain it
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: to you more when we come back, because I know
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: this one inside out.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: Thank you, all right, Steve, hang on, we'll have part
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: two of your response coming up to today's Strawberry letter,
• 1:01:18
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• 1:01:22
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  Speaker 6: Let's recap today's strawberry letter, the subject I'm submissive but
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  Speaker 6: is he worth it?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna find out very quickly that he's not.
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  Speaker 1: And you're also gonna find out something about this thing
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: you keep calling submissive. You met this man online chat ROOUM,
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  Speaker 1: y'all got married. He cheated two months before the marriage.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: You found out about it anyway. You don't say all
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: that yet, but you say he had been married and
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: his biggest problem with his wife was not submissive.
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  Speaker 2: So he told you this to set you up.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: So the setup was she was not submissive, she was
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: stubborn and argumented. So you realizing this and he knows
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: what he's doing, you began to act the direct opposite
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: because he didn't want to run up into no more
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: non submissive women. He didn't want to run up into
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: somebody talking back to him. He just didn't want that,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: so he told you that's what he ran now. So
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: you said you had never been married before, so you
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: aim to please him and do everything just like he
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: asked you to. I let him run his house and mine.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: I was the ideal girlfriend because I never stressed him
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: out by questioning him, which means you had some questions,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: but you allowed yourself not to question him because you
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: didn't want to appear stubborn, argumentive, or non submissive. Well,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: now he has you right where he needs you. He
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: came to see you have sex and then leave. You
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: didn't question that because you didn't want to be You
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: wanted to be submissive. You didn't want to be stubborn,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: and you didn't want to be argumentive. So now he
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: can come over, have sex with you, and leave. I
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: didn't say a word because for the most part he's
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: a good man. I would listening bragging to his friends
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: about how lucky was to have me. Oh, he can't believe.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: I got this chick right here, and do like I
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: want to.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: And she let me do it because you're submitting, you're
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: not argumentitive and you're not stubborn. Then he cheated and
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: he couldn't lie about it because his shirt was dirty
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: and he smelled like a woman. And that's the only
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: part I have to interject myself into this right here.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: What he cheated and he couldn't lie about it?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: What? What? What did that mean? What you mean he
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: couldn't lie?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 10: Bout?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: How the hell he couldn't. I don't give it what
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: I smelled like? And what's on that shirt?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: You would still lie?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: She could have rode.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Her sail number on that shirt with glitter mass scale
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: on it, and I smelled just like she nailed number five.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: Lie. Hell yeah, hell yeah. So I'm computer.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Remember he told me that it it was an alcohol
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: and he said he never drink hard nook again.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: He lied his affairs.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Just happened two months before I went, and he got
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: drunk on our wedding night, and he told his parents
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: that he hopes that he didn't make a big mistake
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: that rocked my soul because all I've done from the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: beginning is catered to him and make sure all his
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: needs were met. Here's the biggest mistake you made. You
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: made sure all of his needs was met? What about yours?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: What about your Not one place in this letter has
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: this man done anything to you except bragg to his
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: friends how lucky he was. I should have left before
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: I made the vows to him. Now when I try
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: to spoil him, he tells me to leave him alone.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: He picks fights so he can sleep on the couch.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I haven't slept in the bed with my husband in
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: three weeks. I vowed to stay for better or for worse.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: You vowed to stay for better or for worse.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: He did, He didn't.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: You are submissive, he ain't. He starts augumented argument. You're
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: not augmented he is. You're not stubborn he is. See,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: you became everything he wanted, but you didn't require him
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: to be nothing you want. And so now you left
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: holding the bag. But we've hit rock bottom. Is he
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: worth a good submissive wife like me? Or should I
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: change my ways and start acting like his equal?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: What where did you come from?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Who are you? Should I start acting like his equal?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: And see what happened?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: What is she doing?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: I got a little green eyed equal right now?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Shut up?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 18: When I asked, okay, nothing, I asked cut to When
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 18: you send a submissive to nothing, I tell her to
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 18: do unless you agree with it.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you have. I'm so he's so fortunate.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: But see, listen to me. Here's your problem, sister. I
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  Speaker 3: I wrote another poem. Yeah, I'm gonna try again.
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  Speaker 6: A nice way to tell a Christian off. A nice
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  Speaker 6: way to tell Christian off.
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  Speaker 21: All right, yeah, all right, let's spend the wh.
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  Speaker 4: A nice way to tell a Christian off.
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  Speaker 2: I always found that.
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  Speaker 15: I always found that went in an argument with the Christian,
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  Speaker 4: I like it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Jay, I'm kind of in that same vein, but
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  Speaker 7: I like to apply the story directly to them when
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  Speaker 2: How about this right here? You know, I don't believe
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  Speaker 4: A nice way to tell a Christian off.
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  Speaker 15: Yes, yeah, there we go, comedy roulette. Nice way to
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  Speaker 4: So nice way to tell a Christian off. Come on, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I know Daniel got off the lines then,
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  Speaker 4: Like that just went there. A nice way to tell
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  Speaker 15: Nice way to tell a Christian of you know, Easter
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you can always apply stories in the Bible to Christians.
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  Speaker 7: I always like the ones that hurt, like you know,
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 3: It's a nice way to tell them.
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  Speaker 15: The nice way to tell a Christian of you know,
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  Speaker 6: All right, guys, listen up our comedians on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Well when I'm when I'm in the tub, I'm making
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  Speaker 2: Okay, But you know, mister, mister kill it joke. I
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  Speaker 6: Moving on, Moving on, guys, would you rather have an
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather fast from eating all day?
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  Speaker 1: In fact, the day foe had two days the faster.
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  Speaker 1: Two hours east of dinner. That'll be the most unholy
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  Speaker 6: On All right, Keeping on that eating subject. Would you
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  Speaker 6: Would you rather wear a tight muscle shirt on stage?
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