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Pastors, Man In The Streets, Settling, Lizards, LBJ, Roadtrip, Relationships, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: for you today. O kid you not, because this is
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  Speaker 1: coming purely from self experience, purely, and it just happened
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  Speaker 1: to me. It just happened to me just yesterday. I
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  Speaker 1: lived this on yesterday. You know, I was going through
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  Speaker 1: something that I've been going through for a long long
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  Speaker 1: time and just weary of it all. And I was
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  Speaker 1: I've been talking to God about it, and I mean
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  Speaker 1: for for years though, for years, and I've been saying Okay,
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  Speaker 1: enough is enough? You know, God, I'm really I'm really tired.
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  Speaker 1: And so what happened was I had had to go
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  Speaker 1: through some more of it yesterday again in a situation.
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  Speaker 1: But you but you know what, um after it was over,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I kind of laid in it for a
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  Speaker 1: little while. You know how you've been going through something
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  Speaker 1: for so long and then even if it's over appears
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  Speaker 1: to be over you you still kind of lay in
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  Speaker 1: it a little bit, and you know you have a while. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe I've been dealing with this this long,
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  Speaker 1: even though even though it's over, this is really good
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  Speaker 1: for me. I don't know how you do it, but
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  Speaker 1: this was so good for you for me. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever counted, Steve Harvey, how many times you made it?
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  Speaker 1: And so that's what I started doing yesterday and that's
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  Speaker 1: what I did this morning when I woke up, was
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  Speaker 1: getting ready, I was actually taking an inventory account of
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  Speaker 1: how many times I made it. How many times man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have the rent and somehow I came up
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  Speaker 1: with it. How many times I didn't have my house
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  Speaker 1: payment and somehow I came up with it. How many
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  Speaker 1: times I was out of money, did not have enough,
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  Speaker 1: didn't didn't see no way, but somehow I came up
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  Speaker 1: with it. How many times I got sick? I thought, well, man,
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  Speaker 1: this one right here. I don't know what I'm gonna do,
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  Speaker 1: but somehow I got my health back. How many situations
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  Speaker 1: I have found myself in? That was I thought at
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  Speaker 1: the time. Detrimental and diabolical and man so sinister at times.
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  Speaker 1: Somehow I made it. I look at all the accidents
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  Speaker 1: I've been in, but he kept me. I made it.
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  Speaker 1: I think about even the simplest times of like stepping
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  Speaker 1: off a curve and almost got hit, but I made it.
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  Speaker 1: I was just tripping the other day. I was. I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking about the times that I've been hit by
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  Speaker 1: a car and it could have been worse, but it wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: And I made it through that too. I was thinking about, Man,
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  Speaker 1: when they count you out, do you know how many
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  Speaker 1: times I've been counted out? He's done. He ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be nothing, He ain't nobody. See who I told y'all
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  Speaker 1: look at over that they counsel this. He offered that
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  Speaker 1: he out of here. He ain't gonna make it. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't got fired. Man, you know how many times I've
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  Speaker 1: been counted out. You know how many times they didn't
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  Speaker 1: wrote me off? How many times have you been written off? Man?
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  Speaker 1: But here you still stand? You know you have a
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  Speaker 1: tripped on it. Take an inventory, y'all of how many times?
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  Speaker 1: Count the times you've made it? What about the times man,
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  Speaker 1: when nobody was there to encourage you? But you still
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  Speaker 1: here though you have tripped on that? Ain't nobody called
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  Speaker 1: you and told you good day. No nobody called you
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  Speaker 1: and told you recently thank you. No one's called you
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  Speaker 1: and told you how much you meant to them, how
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  Speaker 1: much you've done for them? A man, that you can
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  Speaker 1: make it? Never give up, Keep your head up, man,
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  Speaker 1: keep grinding. But you still here, even when nobody have
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  Speaker 1: you counted the times man, that you made it? Anyway
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  Speaker 1: you count at the times that you felt like quitting.
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  Speaker 1: How about that one you felt like giving up? You
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  Speaker 1: kept going? How about the time this is a good
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  Speaker 1: one right here? How about the times? Man? When when
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  Speaker 1: when when everybody is standing around saying, ain't no way,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no way, Steve Man, I can't tell you any
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  Speaker 1: times I've heard this ain't no way. And then somehow
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  Speaker 1: there is a way. You know why, because he makes
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  Speaker 1: a way you understand? You know? How mean? You know?
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  Speaker 1: How many times I've heard this one? Right here? Steve,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me, Man, nobody ever before hasn't done that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that. How many times you've heard? No?
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  Speaker 1: You wan? When you know anybody didn't done that? You
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  Speaker 1: can't do that. No one has ever done that. I
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  Speaker 1: made it anyway. You know they don't normally or we
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  Speaker 1: don't normally allow this, but in this case for you,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna make an exception. How many times have you
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  Speaker 1: heard that, Oh, I think I'm onto something? How many
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  Speaker 1: times have you heard in your lifetime? We don't normally
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  Speaker 1: or they don't normally allow this, but we're gonna make
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  Speaker 1: this exception in your case. How many times you've ben't
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  Speaker 1: heard that? Have you ever counted the times that you
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  Speaker 1: made it? You know everybody out accept me? How how
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  Speaker 1: can that be? You know you're the only one that
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  Speaker 1: got through this? Congratulations? Wow, Man, I don't I don't
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  Speaker 1: hardly see this too many times. But do you realize
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  Speaker 1: that normally this is what happened to people? But man,
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  Speaker 1: y'all don't know how your name came up, but here
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  Speaker 1: you are. Wow, it never happens like that you have
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  Speaker 1: accounted those times. I was doing it yesterday, I was
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  Speaker 1: doing it this morning. I was just taking an inventory
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  Speaker 1: of everybody of how many times I've made it. So
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  Speaker 1: what I learned yesterday was when God gets you through something,
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  Speaker 1: when he pulled you out on the other side, no
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  Speaker 1: matter how difficult or how long it took. When He
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  Speaker 1: gets you out on the other side, why don't you
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  Speaker 1: get up, dust yourself off, and start trotting what you
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  Speaker 1: laying there for man, wallowing in it, going over it,
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  Speaker 1: recycling it in your mind. So many people can't move
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  Speaker 1: forward because we keep recycling stuff in our minds when
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  Speaker 1: clearly it's time to move on. It's time to let go.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to go and see what God has for you.
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  Speaker 1: Stop looking at what you lost. What you lost was
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  Speaker 1: probably not yours to have in the first in the
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  Speaker 1: first place. Do you know the things I've lost? I'm
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  Speaker 1: not talking about losing the love of one or mother
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  Speaker 1: or father, nothing like that. I'm talking about innate objects
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  Speaker 1: or situation. Do you know the things I've lost? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I look back on it. I wasn't supposed to have
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  Speaker 1: him in the first place, or they was doing me
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  Speaker 1: no good. I wasn't even what wouldn't mine to to lose,
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  Speaker 1: but I claimed I lost it. Come on, man, taking inventory, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Start looking at the things man, that God has brought
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  Speaker 1: you through. Start looking at how many times He allowed
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  Speaker 1: you to make it, And get glad about waking up
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. Man, Get glad about your life. Start
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  Speaker 1: feeling something positive about your situation. You cannot expect God
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  Speaker 1: to continue to bless you if you're not grateful for
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  Speaker 1: the things that you have. Why would God sitting down
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  Speaker 1: here looking at you upset, angry, laid in in the
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  Speaker 1: waller of what you are not grateful for? You just
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  Speaker 1: can't find the scene to find, no gratitude in your
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  Speaker 1: heart about nothing, but you steady asking God for something.
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  Speaker 1: So now you think God is crazy. You think He's
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  Speaker 1: gonna give you some most stuff to not be grateful for.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Why would he do that? He's
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  Speaker 1: too full of too much mercy to send you through that.
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  Speaker 1: Over and over and over, the more I give my child,
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  Speaker 1: the more ungrateful they are, the less gratitude they show.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna keep dumping it on them so they
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  Speaker 1: can keep feeling ungrateful and show like a gratitude. Guy's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna do that to you. Come on, man, have
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  Speaker 1: you ever counted how many times you made it? I
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  Speaker 1: can't count how many times God didn't got me through something.
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  Speaker 1: But when He gets you through it, you ain't get
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  Speaker 1: up and get on about your business. Don't lay that
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  Speaker 1: in it. It's over, it's done, you made it, you
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  Speaker 1: how well do you have to know someone before? Yeah? Sex? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Steve says what I mean, Look, if you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: have a relationship, you ain't got nobody, no time to
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  Speaker 1: have sex. If you're just trying to you know, you're
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  Speaker 1: that part of it. Get some fun at this, but
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'd rather ford to have some relativity to it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want just this hill because I hadn't had
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  Speaker 1: that that. You know. You know I've been young like
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  Speaker 1: everybody else, I've had one night stand. It ain't ever
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  Speaker 1: ever reward ain't your night stand? And when they ain't
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  Speaker 1: ever been good rewarded. What do you say, say, are
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  Speaker 1: some of the greatest moments of all time? Your relationship
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  Speaker 1: in trouble? Well, no, my relationship is fine. But when
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  Speaker 1: I had one night stand, But way back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: those were great days, wonderful. I I ain't got the call, hush,
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  Speaker 1: she ain't got to call me. It ain'tthing to cost
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  Speaker 1: me arm. And then relationships coughs. You know that, love coughs.
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  Speaker 1: So you meet someone, meet him dinner. Maybe we can
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  Speaker 1: get a quick bike. But now let's get on too.
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  Speaker 1: We're not the wise. We are dinner talking. We're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be talking over my wife? How fast is the bike?
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  Speaker 1: The fight is really? How much? How long did you
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  Speaker 1: get them? Fry in your mouth and McDonald's tom right
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  Speaker 1: there and eat this eat eat on the way your house,
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  Speaker 1: her house. You ain't come to my house. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know you like that, but you know her enough. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put this whole glad trans back on and
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  Speaker 1: we've been to get down with it all right, Look,
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  Speaker 1: everybody good? Can we move on? Sex behavior? Yeah? I
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  Speaker 1: just think it's for me. It was just it was
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  Speaker 1: a waste of time for me. I only had one
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  Speaker 1: one woman that after it was over with, I looked
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  Speaker 1: for her and she was gone, huh yeah, I want
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  Speaker 1: to to marry her. I didn't find because the next
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  Speaker 1: warrior out of my mouth was about six at the time.
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  Speaker 1: He No, yeah, you want to continue to such a
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  Speaker 1: romantic Well I was homeless. Hell yeah, you gotta do
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  Speaker 1: what you got to do. She looked good and having
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  Speaker 1: a partner you don't understand. Okay, So more questions, more questions,
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  Speaker 1: or do you guys want to stick with that? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: How well do you have to know someone before you
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  Speaker 1: loan them money? M M Steve? You go last on
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  Speaker 1: this one. Okay, I'm done with the loaning before before
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  Speaker 1: before okay forty years, Yeah, I'm done. Yeah, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to be that. Oh my momma could have anything
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  Speaker 1: I got. No, that's you now, that's you now, back
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  Speaker 1: in the day, back in the day. Oh god, I
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  Speaker 1: was I was too given m six months. Okay, then
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  Speaker 1: you loan them some money. Okay, junior, I had to
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  Speaker 1: know all your grandparents on both side. We we we
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  Speaker 1: had we we had to have a friendship at least
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  Speaker 1: at the very least. Yeah, we had to be considered friends.
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  Speaker 1: Are really close, super cool? You know, maybe not, but
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  Speaker 1: we're really cool. Before you asked me for something. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's a good day. Right now, if you want ball
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  Speaker 1: money from me? Uh you uh, you don't really lend
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  Speaker 1: money now, No, but I'm loaning money. You'll give you.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll give you some money. But no, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be looking for Okay, how well do you
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  Speaker 1: have to know someone before you let them stay at
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  Speaker 1: your house? Let them stay with you. That's a good one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can't stay at my house. I don't give a
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  Speaker 1: day who my family can't stay We can't stay at
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  Speaker 1: my house. You're talking about comes stay with me? Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: hell no, I don't care who. You know, you can't
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  Speaker 1: temporarily until they get on their feet like that. Don't
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  Speaker 1: never have they say, don't let me play until you
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  Speaker 1: get on your feet. How what were you using when
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  Speaker 1: you walk over fet own them, get on them and
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  Speaker 1: go somewhere else. Now, I wouldn't let one of my
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  Speaker 1: children come live with us, you know, if they're transitioning,
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  Speaker 1: because one of them talking about doing that, coming to
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  Speaker 1: l A and living, and so we'll let them stay
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  Speaker 1: with us until they get their place. Oh cool, my kids,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm doing. I'm trying to get a place
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  Speaker 1: this week. I didn't know I could have came over there. Kids, children,
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  Speaker 1: you already know you can't come stay in No, hold on, hold,
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  Speaker 1: let's just gonna get this out. You know you can't
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  Speaker 1: come stay in my house. I don't give a damn
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  Speaker 1: horse roll you got. You gave too many parties when
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  Speaker 1: your uncle was out of town. But but I cleaned up, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: not cleaned up. No, some good parties. STI now that
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  Speaker 1: time you threw the party and used my bed, but
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  Speaker 1: then made the bed he used your bed. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: then made the bed. Well, that's where the cleansing person
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  Speaker 1: would do it and make the bed up right. Hey, dog,
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  Speaker 1: change the sheets we slept. That's it. You don't change
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  Speaker 1: your sheets after you sleep one night. Who did you
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  Speaker 1: have in there? Was that slap or? Her name was Kai?
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  Speaker 1: We remember that kaw. Now let me tell you some
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  Speaker 1: kiwi in Now it looked like a whild animal had
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  Speaker 1: Oh lord, yeah, Monday moaning to be exact, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: What other ways to start your day done? To have
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  Speaker 1: paciousness and hollow pecious What is hallo peciousness? Family, look
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  Speaker 1: it up? Get yourself a thisauruss he at a. Don't
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  Speaker 1: It's when you hope you don't have bad brother and
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  Speaker 1: if if we could buy her a stand up bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: That one more time, the lord, it's Calvin. Now, don't
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, she's asking she stands the entire time. She
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  Speaker 1: can't see that, she can't being past. He's asking if
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  Speaker 1: we could buy her a stand up bathroom. He's been
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  Speaker 1: going out of the window at high apartment. He lives
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  Speaker 1: on the third floor, and the people below I catch
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  Speaker 1: this skill. She gotta need to don't be she got
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  Speaker 1: him bath. She in the bathtube and she can't sit.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say she was in the bath to the bath.
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  Speaker 1: What do you say? I said that she he's asking
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  Speaker 1: for us to buy her a bath. I stand up bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I said. Or stand up bad food Tarlett
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  Speaker 1: so she can go to the She didn't say that.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't want to say that. Was not wanting to say,
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  Speaker 1: or stand you want me to be graphic that graphic boy.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well a stand up Tarlett bath. And she's
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  Speaker 1: been going out the window on the third flo she's
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  Speaker 1: been going out the window. You need to using the bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: water the room. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't think
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  Speaker 1: even true? Do you need these complaints on Friday so
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  Speaker 1: But you obviously ain't. Hadn't daughter that you can't solve nothing.
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  Speaker 1: It's number two? If you if that's all we're putting
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  Speaker 1: in there now you've been number two and out the window.
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  Speaker 1: way out of him now he's right about that test, Sharley,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to be crying with the Lord Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: We can't even write a joke. It's so sugar hunted
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  Speaker 1: iced tea joke. Deal with it. Your nerves are bad.
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  Speaker 1: Let's move right along. Passed to the iced tea lemonade competition?
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  Speaker 1: Is this Saturday? Uh? There thirty entriests. The problem is
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  Speaker 1: we need six hundred pounds of sugar to poll. That's out.
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  Speaker 1: Do you give the green light for the church to
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  Speaker 1: spend money on this six hundred pounds? And no, we
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  Speaker 1: can't do that? Then can coach? Just last week we
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  Speaker 1: have a kool aid contestion, right and pretty much all
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  Speaker 1: the sugar in the city is gone. It's on the
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  Speaker 1: have thirty interests past, and in order for thirty entriests
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  Speaker 1: to do the iced Tea lemonade competition, we need at
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  Speaker 1: least six hundred pounds and shock and just what I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but we is gonna have to move this
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  Speaker 1: Our brother Raymond Perkins, who uh was six hundred and
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  Speaker 1: twenty two pounds if you can remember passing, just got
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  Speaker 1: now a hundred and seventy pounds. Can you please talk
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  Speaker 1: talk to him because he has been robbing the candid
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  Speaker 1: I saw it. Why that I wouldn't have had a
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  Speaker 1: prayer to house for And he was six, so I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know that was him. He down to one seventy.
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  Speaker 1: You say he's down through a hundred and seventy pounds
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  Speaker 1: he's it's just hanging on him. That's the wound. That's
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  Speaker 1: we get him something we need to Is there anything
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  Speaker 1: on the quad, we can sew some of that together.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure. Because I don't walk up to the steps.
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  Speaker 1: He looked like a damn jello. All right, thanks guys,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening. Steve Harvey Morning Show, Everybody's truly James Browns
• 30:29
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  Speaker 1: in my family? You know we're a godly family. We
• 30:45
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• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Your mom is a big liar. Some of the lies
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• 31:13
  Speaker 1: question of the day is, who is the biggest liar
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  Speaker 1: in your family? My uncle and my mom, brother, my
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: unt my mom's sister, and I got a cousin. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: biggest liar in your family? Who's the biggest liar in
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: your family? What does he lie about? And who's the
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: biggest liar in your family? Husband? Your husband lies a lot.
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  Speaker 1: What's the last lie he told? I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: where he is right now. Thank y'all so much. Real quick,
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  Speaker 1: so much? All right? So uh wow, killing the study,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: settling is the secret to a long and happy relationship.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: That's right. Realizing that the grass isn't greener somewhere else,
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  Speaker 1: and that the person you're with doesn't have to be
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: everything you're looking for but pretty darn close is the
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  Speaker 1: secret to a lasting union. The study also reveals the
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  Speaker 1: dating apps like Tender give us way too many options,
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  Speaker 1: making it hard to believe that that person we are
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  Speaker 1: with is the best one for us. So, Steve, what
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  Speaker 1: do you think about this answer? That settling is it
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  Speaker 1: if you want to be happy? I don't think you
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: if you call it settling. But you're gonna have to look.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody gonna be everything perfect. They might appear to
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  Speaker 1: be in the beginning, but the flaws is gonna show up.
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  Speaker 1: So what you gotta do is you just gotta get
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  Speaker 1: with somebody who the good outweigh the bad because the
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  Speaker 1: bad is coming. And then you gotta get somebody that's
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  Speaker 1: worth struggling with. If they're not worth struggling with, you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna stay in the struggle, all right. You know,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I can't give advice on relationship nothing. I'm gonna just
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  Speaker 1: You've learned, you learned, you know, so you don't repeat
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  Speaker 1: surely you're going to get married before it's all said.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: It does my Mike completely. What's the longest you've been married?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I just wanted all the way off. What's the longest
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  Speaker 1: you've been married? Is your segment over all? Right, come on,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Steve's here with the news, Miss and true. President Trump
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  Speaker 1: Collins says she's not gonna necessarily be a rubber stamp
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: though for Trump's choice, especially if it's for someone who
• 34:17
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• 34:20
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  Speaker 1: Gibson is the reportedly a GOP candidate for the US Senate.
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  Speaker 1: Dozens of other US made goods, even like jam and jellies.
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• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Reports out of Portland, Oregon say that a forty five
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• 35:49
  Speaker 1: According to Oregon Public Broadcasting, Jason Washington, a postal worker,
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• 35:58
  Speaker 1: with a racial slur. Several a to sees are investigating
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: where it is the tr administration about to lose another member.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: According to the Wall Street Journal, white House chief of
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  Speaker 1: back in April, Kelly denied rooms that he called the
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  Speaker 1: president an idiot and made fun of his policy knowledge,
• 36:13
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• 36:41
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• 36:47
  Speaker 1: saw a small lizard or a little geico in your house. Yes, girl,
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  Speaker 1: I had a fit. I'm sorry Gecko, I know, man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was crawling in the house by the fireplace. Girl,
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  Speaker 1: I jumped on the couch because you don't you don't
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  Speaker 1: like snakes or uh so okay, So Steve, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: or getto or anything crawling and it frightened you in
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  Speaker 1: your house or it made you scared? No, I've never
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  Speaker 1: that little green thing that talk on the commandery. No,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't what had got in lloyd bathroom. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thought to as it was said. So Lurid was gonna
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  Speaker 1: know how this big thing got in the shower, but
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  Speaker 1: it's probably about almost a foot long. What wasn't real
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  Speaker 1: So now I got I ain't just bust in there
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  Speaker 1: This do I need a good? What is? Because I
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: was thinking rhinoceros or something like that. So I said,
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  Speaker 1: Lord what is it? And she just shaking. Oh my god,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I got that. I can't go that believes go get it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go in there until I get more
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  Speaker 1: information that the people at the large day in here.
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  Speaker 1: Because we're in the villa. Yeah, we probably about maybe
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  Speaker 1: fifty yards from the main lodge. So, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: sor I get her to calm down. She said, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what it is, but it's so big and
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: it's in the shower. I knew the shower was blast.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I said, was it on the floor? She said, it
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: was in the middle of the wall. I go in there.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I see this big as lizard in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the wall, and I said that scared me too. Doing something, Daddy.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Everybody behind me. So now I'm daddy, I gotta do something.
• 39:38
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  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy with today's prank phone call. What you got?
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: This is classic baby. Here is Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach you. Uh Mr, I think that's the name. Yeah,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: this is this is what's this in regard to, uh,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: just about the air conditioning unit you did some workoff
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: force over on uh my household off Street. Do you
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: remember coming out there last week? Uh? Yeah, yeah, I remember, yeah,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: right my Uh it was a lady that my wife,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: she let you in to come right there is their
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: problem is the problem that is not cooling. No, no, no, no,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: it's cooling everything. Fact. I want to tell you, uh
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: that you did you did a good job. But I
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: got a question for you now. When you was at
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: the house and you was working on the a condition
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: not there in the backyard, did you did you happen
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: to go on the side of my house and pull
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  Speaker 1: out and use the bath room right there on the side.
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  Speaker 1: Did you go then and you do number one on
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: the side of mind? Well, what I'm saying is that
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  Speaker 1: my wife tells me that when you were there that
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: you you went on the side. She was looking out
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  Speaker 1: the windows. She said that when you was there that
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: you uh and went and used the bath room on
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: the side hole hole. I did what not to what right? You? You? You? You?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: And you did number one over on the side of
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: the house. Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, Look,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: you got to understand something. Man, all right now, I apologize.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I that did happen, But you got to understand something.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: You know, we're down southe man, and you know we're
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: talking eighty five ninety and nine degree wother man. I
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: got to stay high traded, I got to drink a
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: lot of fluids. So you know, with me being the
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: age that I am, I have to drink a lot
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: of fluid and the tender pass through once a once again,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I said, I apologize. I understand all that, but you
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: know what, I can't accept no apologies like that when
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I got a man this got on the side of
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: my house and then man, I'm apologizing on you and
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: you're coming off on me like that. You didn't you
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: on the side of my house in front of my wife.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not looking at young man. Now if your wife
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: shown me it was really she needs to see some
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: paper because you're ever really ain't doing something you know
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: that happen? Oh you think you're talking to you? Ain't
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: watching me anyway? Do my work? What is she that
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: hold up that she got to look at the old man? Look? Look,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: look all I know el is I don't want no
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: man at my house in the huse side of the house,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: back yard nothing. Look, man, let me tell you something, dog,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm the only person at
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: my house. You understand me right out there looking at me.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Look your fun I'm a professional, Okay. I do my
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: job and I take my job with pride. Okay, they're
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: not being professional. There's something that I did. That's that
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: water running through me? Right, okay, but you don't. You
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: don't at no other man's house. And you at my
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: house and my wife sitting there looking at you. I
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: have to wonder, now I got a problem with that
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: or what you need to have problem with your wife
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: looking at me? That's what I did. You know what
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: you need to be at home and giving something to
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: look at other than looking at me. You don't tell
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: me what I need to do about my wife. No,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: you don't go to another man. Man, you know what.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I'm about to lose it all right now, you're gonna
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: you're gonna make You're gonna make me lose because let
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: me let me get my death God, let me get
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: my book. That's all yeah, right here, you're damn right.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: And let you know that's that's the show. You You
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: don't say at another man's house. You don't do that,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: and people my wife looking out the winder, and I
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: bet you knew that them blinds were open. Young man,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: nadn't be really fit with these accusations. All right? Now, look,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: you had you had what it street? Now you are
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: you know where I'm making you. I will show you
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: what I want you to bring your back over here
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: fels know exactly fit you that y'ast on that on
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: that on that going on street. I'm gonna come over
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: and I told that for you. I got something for you.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Will you made me just for God with my defensionalism,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna come show you with me. Look, man,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: what you don't do is at another man house and
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: that's what you did. And you know it ain't called
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: for now. You better had that hologize man, I had
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: to go. I told you I drink a lot of
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: fluids in this heat, man, So what else do you
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: want me to do? I want you to keep your
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: flui until you get to the service station down the street,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: but not in my backyard side of the house and
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: my wife looking out the window. Man, if what you're
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: but if I did I apologize, if you can accept
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: it in the head with it, look at you're gonna
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: me off and make me do something up And I'm
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: telling you not, man, I don't tell you. I don't
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: apologize you and I will come on that kicking okay
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: you you dude, what let me tell you something? Kick you?
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Because early from the edge of your while your wife
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: is young, and I know you don't. You can't deal
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: with no old school I can kill young. You're gonna
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get youall today. You hit me, You're gonna
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: get Let me take you street to come. Let me
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: tell you that I got one more thing to say
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: to you. What you're listening to me? Freak freak damn it.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: That's his nephew. Tim If this his nephew timing from
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you just god prank by
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: your boy name. Now you know what I'm gonna get
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: with his He know I got a hard computation. I
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: don't need this like my life, man, he said. Man,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: my boy be out there fixing a conditions that he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't think. He said, Man, let me tell you something.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: He said, you'd be frustrated to begin with, He said,
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  Speaker 1: be again McCall man, because I got nine to got
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  Speaker 1: to do the date. Hey, man, you like, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm might not nephew, I might not steve from
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  Speaker 1: down fools in the morning, honest, y'all care Come on, man,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know how I sit back and how y'all
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  Speaker 1: get people y'alln't got me with the same. Oh man,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I enjoy y'all. Show man, y'all good gone work. I
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: appreciate me. I got one more question to ask you, man,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: show in the land. Well, you know the show plastic It. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Steve,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: you're in this. This is your segment. You have to judge.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: It's time for right or wrong with the nephew and
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Junior take it away. Well this week, what's the debate? Well,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: I mean I've been you know, you know you since
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Junior over there writing for you. Now, he ain't really
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: got time for me, so I don't know why he
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: texted me back, you know, just he cussing me out.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Be a text Okay, this is what I texting on.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Can you tell me what you think? Tell this boy,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot, you
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: even ain't no bad little coming dog. If you break
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: a mirror with a rabbit's foot, you're even You're not
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: gonna get this seven night. Nothing's going to happen to
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: get even believe it not stupid falling out. I don't
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: really understand where he's coming from with that. I don't
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: know why he thinks like that. That right, there is
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: some ignorant thinking. What ain't the rack? And then the
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: bad luck it's been in years? Right if you break
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: it with what I'm saying, Yeah, no, no, nobody sees well.
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  Speaker 1: The thing about this segment is I agree with the
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  Speaker 1: thing he said, thank you, thank you. Here'll go to one.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: He didn't even respond to. I seen, if you melt
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: dry ice, you can take a bath and not get wet.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: That's that's the stupidest thing I can have yourself there. Listen, Wait, okay, wait,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: what if you melt dry ice, you can take the
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: bath and get on where you had to keep explaining
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  Speaker 1: to me? Do you guys? Listen with your asked Quinn.
• 54:16
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• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a twenty five year old woman.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: I married my husband when I was nineteen years old,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: and I am starting to believe that it was a mistake.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: We both work. His days off are consistent, but my
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: days fluctuate. When I'm off, I clean and cook, I
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: take care of our two children, and I make sure
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: everyone has what they need. But lately I've been the
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: one who needs to be checked on to make sure
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I'm good. He waits until I get home and ask
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: me what's for dinner instead of trying to cook something
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: for himself and the kids. I love my husband and
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: we have fun together, but I don't want to keep
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: feeling depressed and stressed out. I just want him to
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: take the darned trash out and pick up after himself.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Most of the messes aren't just from the kids. He's
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: messy too, so I have started with holding sex from him.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not in the mood to have sex when my
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: house is not clean. Is it wrong for me to
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: keep the cookie from my husband? Is there a better
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: way to get him to help me out around the house?
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Please help? Well, you guys have been married for six years. Um,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: you don't say you say you're twenty married when you
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: were nineteen, and you don't give his age. But I
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: have to ask you, have you talked to him about this? Um?
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Have you let him in on what you're feeling, how
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: unhappy you are and that you need help around the house.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Have you asked him to help it? Sounds like these
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: are feelings that you're having that that you just haven't
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: expressed to him a lot of times, depending on how
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: you say things, how you say things, you can get
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: your man to do just about anything, especially I mean
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: and at the very least take out the trash. Um
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: you start withholding sex and not telling him why, there
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: could be a serious problem in uh, in your marriage
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: for sure. I just think you know this is all
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: inside you're feeling, this rage, this passive aggressiveness. Let it
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: out at your house tooth you know you guys are
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: both working. Maybe you can, you know, talk about having
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: someone to come in and clean your house so you
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: won't be so tired, and then you know you'll get
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: the boasts of both worlds. You'll have um a clean house,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: You'll you'll be rested, not depressed, not stressed out. Perhaps
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: you could do something like that, but first of all,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: above anything, you have to talk to your husband and
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: let him know how you feel. Steep. Well, you know
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: they're twenty five, she's been married six years. You got
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: married at nineteen. That's she young. M that's very very young.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: And so when you're young. Look, marriage is worked anyway,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: but when you're young, you've got a lot of work
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: to put on yourself because you don't even know you yet.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: And what could have happened here, young lady, is that
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: do you that you have become a twenty five after
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: two children? You cannot be the same person you work
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: with your nineteen That's absolutely impossible. You cannot be the
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: same person. So you've changed into this other person. And
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: what has happened between you and your husband is now
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: now that you've grown up and you've got these two
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: kids and you are twenty five and not nineteen. Well,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: this person that you've become without proper communication might not
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: be a good match for who he is. And if
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: he hasn't progressed like you for example, he's still very messy.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: You just wanted to pick up behind the self. You
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: want him to take out the trash your off days fluctuate.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: You want when you come home from work. He's been
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: sitting there all day and stead of waiting, you could
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: come through the dot, Timbo, what's for dinner? He could
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: be doing something now because he's doing it this way, now,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: you're holding the cookie from me. Is there a better
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: way to get him to help out around the house?
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Please help. Cooking withdrawal is very real. Cooking Cooking withdrawal
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: gets everybody's undivided attention. I've been placed under cookie panic before.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: It's stressful, you don't know when it's going in. It
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: creates a lot of things. But before I get into
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: the cookie pot, let me just tell you this right quick.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: You're building up a resentment. You're starting to resent him
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: for his lack of understanding of your needs and your wants.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: And like Shirley said, she said it best right you know.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Have you all even talked about it yet? You really
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: need to have a serious conversation. Now, let's get back
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: to this cookie never fired from it, because this is
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: what this letter really you were holden. Cookie you heard
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: the old saying cookie crumbles. That's the way, that's the
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: way the cookie crumble. Well, if that's how the cookie
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: gonna cumbing, and that's how to marriage crumb. But everybody's
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: gonna be crumbling right now. That was deep, Steve was
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: deep right there. Say that again, I don't know what
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I said. That's how to manage it. It was bearing
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: repeating and it can't do that. And you've got to
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: you've got to understand that. And see, once you start
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: using the cookie as a pond in the chest day,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: then when do you stop this? See, the best form
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: of the way to handle this is, like Shirley said, communication.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: So let's say you start with holding the cookie. Here's
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: the danger of withholding the cookie. He gotta get some
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: cookie somewhere, and it's cookies everywhere. They got cookies that route,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: they got cooking. So they got cookies that whole food
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: route save they got cookie down at the drugs. You
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: can buy cookies at CBS. You get cookies at the hotel.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Let's cookies on your job. It's cooking down there at
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: the post off. They got cookies that the Alps, you
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: get cook you cooking down and trying to rind A call.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: You go down to the restaurant. I'll be damn. They
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: got cookies. Talk about this cooking, cooking right here, and
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something really quick because I got
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: time to come back. When I come back, I tell
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: you what the different flavors of cookies mean and how
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: cooking flavors affects our taste. Yes, you know, I will
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: put ages two of them and everything when we come back.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Mind not a cook all right, you heard it. We'll
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: have part two if Steve's response. He's going to really
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: get into the cookie at twenty three after the hour.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, Steve, come on,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: you promised us you were gonna tell us about this cookie. Um,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: and so let's get into it part two of your
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: response to today's letter. See we're talking about cookie right now.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Lots of mess of no sex, that's the subject. Tired
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: of this man not cooking, cleaning, help, but with the
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: kids nothing. So now what he wanna do is now
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: he wants to she she wants to get a better
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: reaction from the man. So now she's with holding the cookie.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: With holding the cookie, what kind of cookie is she with?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Let's start with my all time favorite cookie, chocolate chill.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Nothing has mattered more to me than chocolate chill. The
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: reason chocolate chiping been my favorite cookie is because of
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: the chocolate chill that's in the cooking. Lord, how good
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: is a chocolate chip cook It's a good cooker. It's
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: a good it's a good cooking. Then you got oatmeal, cookies, oldmeal,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: boat raisin with it, and there you gotta have raising
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: in that couch. See oldmeal by yourself ain't nothing. See
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: it's like I worked with a dude I called oatmeal man.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: He wasn't nothing. He needed something put on him all
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: the time. See oatmeal oatmeal man is like a dude
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: that need honey, need brown sugar, needs some fruit. Because
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: oldmeal by yourself ain't nothing that I don't really careful
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: otmeal raising cooking. I eat it, but it's not my favorite.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: And oatmeal and then that leaves me to pee can
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: sandy another favorite. But that's old cooking though, because it's
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: a little dusty when you bite into old cook they're
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: old cookies. Pee can't say that's all cookies. Got a
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: little dusty, got a little salt dust flavor to it.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Then you got short bread cookie like my one of
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: my all time favorites. What Lorna dude? Yeah you know
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: I love I love Lorna dude. And then you had
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: let's get into the specialty cookie, Oreo. Maybe you're in
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: an iterational relationship. That's Oreo cookie. Hell, that's a little
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: black and white love it, talk about it. That's not
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: for you. Your favorite cookie vanilla creamy Oreo outweighed vanilla
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  Speaker 1: cream all day long. But I must tell you this thing. Come,
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  Speaker 1: I have had some delicious vanilla cream cookie. Just talking
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  Speaker 1: about the cookie yourself, not not not James cook. Now
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  Speaker 1: I have seen so vanilla cream cookies. Oh Lord, spell me,
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  Speaker 1: guide me not fall that I may not fall astraight.
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  Speaker 1: Let me explain to you the other cookie. Throw out
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: another cooking. I'll tell you what kind of cookies Peanut
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  Speaker 1: butter cookies. Who don't like them? I don't know anyone.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody like him. Everybody like peanut for the cookie called
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  Speaker 1: peanut butter cookies. It's like the Janet Jackson cook Oh
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  Speaker 1: what do you break that down? I did not when
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  Speaker 1: Janet was on fire. I ain't No, nobody didn't like him.
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't know nobody didn't like Girl Scout cookie
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  Speaker 1: got pepper mint and Mitch. Yeah, outstanding cookie. The Girl
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  Speaker 1: Scouts have some cookies they could quit seth. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but that was pretty good. They got a couple of them.
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  Speaker 1: Don't need to be off the market. You know what
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  Speaker 1: in that, I tell you one of the great cookie
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  Speaker 1: makers of all time, the Keeper Elf from Ye and
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  Speaker 1: I made it really huh. Time had been in there, God,
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  Speaker 1: Tom had summer job in that one day. I used
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  Speaker 1: to take it down there, man, drive down there, picking
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  Speaker 1: my right man, how you do that? Everybody? Boy, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're working on filling over here about Oh those were
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  Speaker 1: just yeah, I ain't a banging him down. Sugar cookie, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Sugar sugar cookies was good. Nothing, Nothing beat a chocolate chip.
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  Speaker 1: I used to love chip a horn until I found
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: out that Archway made him soft. Oh yeah, because I
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: was used to snap and biting them. But boy, when
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: I found out they made them them chocolate chip salt.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have ginger snaps. Cheese boy, better shut your
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: mask that little twin and gernap some cheese dog. I
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: thought that was actually a meal. Yeah, ginger snap, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So what was cookie? Her keeping cookie, help her marriage,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: and nothing because the man gonna go get some cookie.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: See that's the sad thing about Are we still on
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: the letter? Yeah? What about short breathing? Oh yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: talked about. Yeah, that's the line he's worked on. There's
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  Speaker 1: no that's the line Tommy worked on. We knew that.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Tommy, Tommy, Um time, All right, listen, we gotta
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: get out of here. You can email or instagram. What's
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my Girls, Surly,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: today's crazy comedy segment in about ten men. That's at
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: forty one after the hour. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right now, Steve, what does Jay have going on? Now?
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  Speaker 1: What is going on? This road trip? A reenactment of
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  Speaker 1: everybody who's going to be taking a road trip this
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  Speaker 1: summer summer time time for a bunch of people to
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: get in the car and ride. And it was sound
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  Speaker 1: something like this. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: react reenact. What is it like when six grown people
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  Speaker 1: who work together take a road trip. All right, everybody
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  Speaker 1: in ya, buggle up, All right, let me start the car.
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  Speaker 1: They're digging right there. Somebody ain't got the seat. Be alright, alright,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: now we need a little driving music. Boy, I like
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: the did you hear what that hell she did? Her country?
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  Speaker 1: Very didn't like that girl? No more? Well quite frankly,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: I'd like to hear some gospel music. What come one?
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  Speaker 1: Kirk like, yeah, that's nice. Yeah, yeah, but what's what
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: happened to me? Yeah? So we're not gonna listen to
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  Speaker 1: to We are listening to nothing. He man, silence, riding silence?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Then let's just riding silence. I just have a question,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: where boy, are we? Well? What you come for? Do
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: you want to play a game? Play what game? You know?
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  Speaker 1: We could sing the song bottles of beer saying that,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: in hell, that's my cock? Can we play that? You're
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: in the car, you can? We can we get some
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  Speaker 1: neat you? We just got in the car. Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: I know I'm forgetting something. Yes, to be quiet? No, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's hot in here. Can you turn to say? I
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  Speaker 1: got to say this. I'm gonna say it. What I
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  Speaker 1: got the P'SID damn it? Everybody else get out to car.
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  Speaker 1: Just on the day. I'm calling wait wait where hey,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, I'm your damn nephew. If the don't
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  Speaker 1: know everybody out everybody you tell my deal. As much
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: as I hate packing it, I hate out to cart.
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  Speaker 1: If you did pack unpacking, get out, I got a
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  Speaker 1: good Get out my name Jimmy. You're gonna shoot somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Get out to car, Get out, tell me, get out out,
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  Speaker 1: shut out. I'm not walking in these here. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to walk. Get out to car. They don't push
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  Speaker 1: me nothing, don't push you. Now. What happened? Now, that's
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  Speaker 1: all he wanted to do, is us? He just drove off?
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  Speaker 1: Did he say? Calded? All right? Tommy called uber. I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe I'm not walking, But I can't believe you
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  Speaker 1: put us on the car. It's just supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: a fun road trip. What happened? You do nothing? They
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  Speaker 1: can get I know. He better put them back up
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  Speaker 1: like so on and bring his hand back down. He
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  Speaker 1: is he making a right on the highway, looks hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no, no, I
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  Speaker 1: got I gotta I gotta say on, let me do this,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, I got this. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: we're standing out here like I got the bad hold
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  Speaker 1: I'm humble. Here we go, there we go? Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: I fixed, I fixed, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you
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  Speaker 1: just left all us on the side of the road.
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  Speaker 1: We need to hello, hey, what you left us on
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  Speaker 1: the side of the road. You're not coming back. I
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  Speaker 1: could see you. We got girls with singing. They with you.
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  Speaker 1: Take care. Okay, this car ain't coming back. There's ladies
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  Speaker 1: and heels out here to take the heels off straight. Well,
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  Speaker 1: just way, I'm at about four miles there'll be flat.
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  Speaker 1: Can I say this, when we took our stuff out
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  Speaker 1: the cart. That black bag that you are your money
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  Speaker 1: in it, that bag is out here with us. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, y'all, what's happening? Give me the tom Let
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  Speaker 1: me have black back to give me the black bag.
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  Speaker 1: Get the black back. We'll get yours in the car.
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  Speaker 1: Put the bag here first. I ain't opening the door.
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  Speaker 1: If I don't see the bag. Here, go the bag.
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  Speaker 1: Throw it in the window on the door. I promise you,
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  Speaker 1: if you just throw it in the window, throw it
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  Speaker 1: in the window. I got time the bag, So y'all,
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  Speaker 1: don't pull this trick again. Go to bag in How
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  Speaker 1: about I open the bag and start counting to see
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  Speaker 1: how much I already know what's in there. Throw it
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: throw the bag in the window first. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: we can actually buy a car with this bag. You
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  Speaker 1: know what going on? We go, let's get the counting.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like a lot. Uh, we've got we've got
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  Speaker 1: one to three. We've got five negroes on the side
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  Speaker 1: the road with a black bag. Looks like it don't
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  Speaker 1: be long to him up. Shut everybody yo ground, were
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  Speaker 1: waiting at get the black ass on the cross. Shut up.
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  Speaker 1: We'll sing a group. You got one more time, little man,
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  Speaker 1: one more time? No man gets black ass on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: But love you. Everybody down on the ground now good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was a warning shot. The next one goes in
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  Speaker 1: you all right, hand me the bag, Hand me the bag.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got time of it. Hand me the bag.
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  Speaker 1: I don't shot before. I don't want to go through
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  Speaker 1: that no more. We can't do a damn thing together.
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  Speaker 1: We can't take a road trip. They take a road trip.
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  Speaker 1: And oh, coming out more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show at seven after the hour. You're listening to the
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, three comedians in
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  Speaker 1: the building. Huh, I have a kind of sort of
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: jay you might get mad, kind of you you probably, Okay,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: it's about relationships and mad right, So have you guys
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  Speaker 1: ever dated or been married to someone or been a
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: relationship with someone? I'm not done, Steve already who they've
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  Speaker 1: dated you because of your stage personna, who you were
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  Speaker 1: on stage. You know they wanted that guy, that funny
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: guy on stage. They wanted that all the time. So
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: that's why they dated you, not because a lot of
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  Speaker 1: you sometimes. You know, you guys are quiet off the
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: mic and killed and serious off the mic. We know,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Steve is So have you guys been in a relationship
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  Speaker 1: like that before? You haven't? That just won't in me
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: for that. Tommy's family there's a whole different about to
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: be so different now, the whole families. I don't mean,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: I don't mean some of his people, all his people
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: is in his so he he can't get in this alright, Alright,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: can I answer the question? Yeah, everybody that with me,
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  Speaker 1: that has ever been with me like what they saw
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  Speaker 1: on stage, off stage, ant with for Dan, because they
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: like what they something on stage, and then once they
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: find out what I am, what I am, I'm what
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: you're about, they're like it. But that was difference. I
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  Speaker 1: don't I think what most comedians, we're just not on
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  Speaker 1: all the time, and people expect us to be on
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: all the time. Most comedians don't even like to hear jokes.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Don't even tell us, don't want no tell me here's
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: a joke. We don't want to hear it. And so
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: what you see on the stage and what you they
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: just totally different and their lives the problem. So they
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: want that funny guy making all the time. Well, okay,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: surely asked the question again, I'm gonna give it to you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So have you ever dated anyone or been in a
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: relationship with anyone, or even married been married to someone
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  Speaker 1: who confused your stage persona with the person that you
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: really are. I mean, I know it's all you, but
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: like Jay said, Steve, they want you to be on
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Now, I've actually used the fact that
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  Speaker 1: I am on stage to get you working, working, baby
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  Speaker 1: work it uh huh. You know why you laughing, point
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  Speaker 1: that you winking, you're having a good time, smiling back
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: at you, y'all us all that, and how did it work?
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  Speaker 1: So and so once you got them, then what the
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: yeah you don't feel like performing anymore? Well, we working
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  Speaker 1: exiting because you know, movie starts say that a lot
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: people fall in love with their whoever their character they're
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: playing on the screen, and they think they're, you know,
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  Speaker 1: that same person when they get home. Expect anyone that
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  Speaker 1: guy on stage should be that way all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Most stand ups are quiet, a lot more serious people. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I am Thomas Miles at home scared. I'm Tommy here.
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  Speaker 1: She knows the difference. Oh, we all know the difference.
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  Speaker 1: I'm alone here, I'm alone at home. You really there
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  Speaker 1: has been some confusion between Thomas Miles, nephew, Tommy and Tommy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You have a lot of people in your head, some
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  Speaker 1: people in there, and you don't you explain to us
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  Speaker 1: to difference. Thomas Smiles is the owner of all of this. Alright, Well,
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  Speaker 1: who is he? He's the serious guy. He's the guy
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  Speaker 1: that's that's trying to succeed in a in a in
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  Speaker 1: the acting world of Hollywood. He's that guy. He's having
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  Speaker 1: to play these other two people. He don't want to
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  Speaker 1: need memory. I have a question, out of all the
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: characters inside you, I know she's going which one gets
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: mad the quickest. Eugene, this is true. I have another
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  Speaker 1: question you're on an island. On an island, you got
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  Speaker 1: to vote one of the characters. All who do you
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: vote off the butterfly against? Got to get his moaning complaining.
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  Speaker 1: I know you would say Thomas Miles for that one,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: because he's no. You need Tommy on that island, not
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: Tommy Thomas Thomas Miles. Yeah, when you need that, but
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: his bulls as Thomas Miles is bullish. Five in a
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: shadeau gated community, heat the house from Gillian. We had
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: all that we need nothing about swimming pools, rocks, you
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: know that type of stuff. Other kids come to his
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: kids house, electronic gates, nephew. Tommy is gillick Um. Thomas
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: Miles is professor Howe Ginger Merrick. You're gonna turn this corner,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: You're gonna turn this I bet I won't be up
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: in your heads. People enjoy yourself. So what you're saying,
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: it's too different people. It's well not you're the same person,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: but just an extension of your personality on stage. Yeah,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: you're the funny guy always on on stage, but off stage,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: you know it's it's you're doing is exactly who I am,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: just in an exaggerated exasperated unfiltered forum. I can see
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: that he'll get you back out there. One mote. He's
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: itching to go, you know he is. You know we're
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: at the JASP. I know you want a whole hour. Alright,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, ladies
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, get ready. We consult in an expert because
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: we wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: here with his breakup handbook. All right, Jesus. Things that
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: you need to have in mind after the break up.
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  Speaker 1: Most most of this is for fellas, because when we
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's ugly out there. Now.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: These are things from Steve Harvey's Breakup Handbook, how to
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: act when you break up. Here's rule number one. You
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: are allowed only one drunk die. You know how you
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: call him up when you drunk? You only get the one.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: And it sounds like something like this, Hello is me?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: You know who me here? Don't you know who? Men
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: play with my emotions? Is me? You know you're you
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: know who? Mew many get one? Get one of them
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: all right now here's the next rule. You are not
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: allowed to roll up on your ex just because you
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: see that car parked outside the club, the restaurant, or church.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: You can't do that. Short we broke up, I can't
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: go in there if I see the car. You can
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: know you can't roll up on them. Now. I got
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: something with church later on, but just stay there, stay
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: out right, you girl, can't roll up on them. Oh
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  Speaker 1: that she is, I'm gonna go in now. Oh that
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: he is, I'm going in there. You can't do that,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: call alright. Next one y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: to both parties for at least four months. Tell nobody
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: else over there the spot at least four months. Here's
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: another one. Texting your favorite song to each other is
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: off me. You can listen to it, you can cry
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: to it. You're playing over and over, but you can't
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: send it. So I'm trying to move on and I'm
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: killing now. Listen to this. All y'all, stuff, all possessions
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: is collected at one time, and one time. Anything that's
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: left behind will be thrown away by both parts. Like
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: you ain't don't keep coming over here looking for stuff.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: You can't keep coming back over here. I got coming
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: to you in the closet looking for your tank top.
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  Speaker 1: You ever hit a big one? Right here? Nobody is
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: allowed to talk to each other's mama. That's the one,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: and you k be friers with mama come home. Yeah,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: at least that's a good one, Steve. I like trying
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: to pick up some greens and you and here talking
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: rolling your ass when I walk into the Yeah, here's
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: the next one. Yeah, okay, all parties. She find a
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: new church home? Yes, but yeah, coming up, it's more
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty three after
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: the hour. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Carla,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: you just saw a small lizard or a little geico
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: in your house. Yes, girl, I had a fit ill.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you didn't stop that gecko. I know what
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: you mean. Yeah, So what happened? Now? He was crawling
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: in the house by the fireplace. Girl, I jumped on
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: the couch because you don't you don't like snakes or
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: so okay, So Steve, I gotta ask you, have you
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: ever seen any kind of lizard or getto or anything
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: crawling and it frightened you in your house? Or it
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: made you scared. No, I've never had lizard spider. Now
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: we've been on vacation and we were in Africa. As
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I've taken the family and when
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: I say lizard, now listen to me. We're in Africa.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about Geko, that little green thing that talk
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: on the commandery. No, that ain't what had got in
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: lloyd bathroom. Oh yeah, this one had a little bit mold.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: What what you're gonna do? This was This was the mama,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stomp you and then I'm gonna stomp you.
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  Speaker 1: It's what I thought that lizard was said. So Laurid
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  Speaker 1: was gonna take a shower. She started running the water.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how this big ass thing got in
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  Speaker 1: the shower, but it's probably about almost a foot long,
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  Speaker 1: almost a ruler. Ruler wasn't real big and heavy, but
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  Speaker 1: it's about a foot long with the tail there. So
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  Speaker 1: come right, now, we're in Africa. So now I got
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  Speaker 1: I ain't just bust in there. She out with the
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  Speaker 1: tie around her in the living room in front of
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  Speaker 1: the whole family. So we got to think before we
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  Speaker 1: just run in this Africa, because this is Africa. This
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  Speaker 1: do I need it good? What is because I was
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  Speaker 1: thinking rhinoceros or something like that. So I said, Lloyd,
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  Speaker 1: what is it? And she just shaking. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I got Dad, I can't go there, believe's go get it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go in there until I get more information. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the people at the lodge dayn't here because we're in
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  Speaker 1: the villa. Yeah, we're probably about maybe fifty yards from
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  Speaker 1: the main lodge. So you know, I'm sorry. I'll get
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  Speaker 1: her to calm down. She said, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: it is, but it's so big and it's in the shower.
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  Speaker 1: I knew the shower was glass. I said, was it
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  Speaker 1: on the floor? She said it was in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of the wall. I said, okay, I go in there.
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  Speaker 1: I see this big ass lizard in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the wall. And I said that scared me too. Doing something, Daddy.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody behind me. So now I'm Dad, I gotta do something.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm looking. So I then I hear, don't kill it.
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  Speaker 1: Who's in that? Somebody to do? Don't kill it all
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  Speaker 1: the kid, don't kill it, Daddy, set it free. I
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  Speaker 1: hear you think I'm from the open doors. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: opening this damn dough. You know what we're in the jungle?
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  Speaker 1: Uh dog, I know how to stand. If I walked
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  Speaker 1: him out, through him outside and told all the kids
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  Speaker 1: I let him out, he gone. So you just out nolied.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up Steve's closing remarks at forty nine after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: gather round everyone, you're listening to st show. Here are
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  Speaker 1: our last break of the day. Steve's closing remarks. What
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  Speaker 1: you got for Steve? All right? Uh listen uh to day.
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  Speaker 1: This morning before we got on the hour, was sitting
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to j Anthony and uh, Junior, you're
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  Speaker 1: having a conversation and they said, man, you should do
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: that for your clothing remarks today. So this is based
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  Speaker 1: on a conversation we have. We were talking about advancing
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  Speaker 1: in life, but we were having a conversation about what
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  Speaker 1: you are willing to do to advance in life? Are
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: you are you willing to drop everything? Are you willing
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  Speaker 1: to make sacrifices? What are you willing to do to
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  Speaker 1: get to where you really want to be? So what
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  Speaker 1: we were talking, I was talking about a person that
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  Speaker 1: I know that had a decision to make. He has
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  Speaker 1: a he has a nice home, he has a good job,
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  Speaker 1: and he lives in a certain city. Right now, He's
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: got a nice home, a good job, and lives in
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  Speaker 1: a certain city. An opportunity was presented to him, but
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  Speaker 1: the opportunity was in another city. But if he took
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  Speaker 1: this opportunity, he would have a better job and which
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  Speaker 1: would enable him to buy and even nicer home. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't do it. As I was talking to my friend
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  Speaker 1: about Man, why didn't you do it? He said, Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm comfortable here. I'm all right with this, he said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: my job, it's all right, he said. My house is cool. Man,
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  Speaker 1: It's a little small, but but it's cool. And I
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: like living here. Man. I got some friends, I got
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  Speaker 1: some family hered this city right here. I'm gonna just
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  Speaker 1: go home. Stay here. End of conversation. Steve, I know what,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: You're gonna try to talk to me out of it.
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  Speaker 1: But end of conversation. So I stopped talking to him.
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  Speaker 1: But when I left him, I was sad. I was
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: so sad for this guy, and it never ever stopped
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  Speaker 1: bothering me. What he said. He said, I'm okay here,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just stay here. My job is all right, man,
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  Speaker 1: this house, it's a little small, but the city cool.
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  Speaker 1: I got some family and friends. It's cool. I know
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna try to talk me out of it, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm I'm good right here. But that decision he
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  Speaker 1: made really bother me because, Man, I'll tell you why
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: you troubled me so because I said, Wow, here's a
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  Speaker 1: guy that I know who had looked over the fence
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  Speaker 1: with me. Man, the dude I grew up with. Man.
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  Speaker 1: We used to ride our bikes, sit on the steps
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  Speaker 1: playing that's my car when they came back. This is
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: the same dude. Man. We used to ride our bikes
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: and act like we was riding out the country. Me
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: and my dude. Man. We always talked about doing something big,
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: and when the opportunity came, he froze because he was comfortable.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: He was comfortable with his alright job and his house
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: that wasn't really big enough, in the city of friends
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  Speaker 1: and family that he had. He didn't want to go
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: to the new city. He didn't want the job that
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: paid more. He didn't want the opportunity to buy a
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: bigger home because it would have taken him out of
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  Speaker 1: his comfort zone. Because he wasn't comfortable in the new city.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: He was comfortable in the current city, and he was
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: already it just worked himself up to say, I'm okay
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  Speaker 1: with my house the way it is. You can be
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  Speaker 1: okay with the house you will, You can be okay
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  Speaker 1: with the job you You can be okay with the
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: car you drive. But if opportunity presents itself to be good,
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  Speaker 1: to become great. There are three things I'm about to
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  Speaker 1: give you, and all three things save the exact same thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that three different ways in case you
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  Speaker 1: got to hear it the best way you need to
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  Speaker 1: hear These are all three the same thing, just which
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  Speaker 1: one fits you back. You can't get there if you're
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: never attempted to go there one more time. You cannot
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: get there if you never attempt to go there, same thing,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: different way of saying it. You can't go if you
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: never leave. Did my father say this to me all time?
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: You can't go, boy, if you never leave, you know, man,
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: you you can't go. If your feet don't move, you
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: just can't. You can't go if you don't leave where
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: you're going. If you don't leave, if you don't leave,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: you ain't going away. You got to leave something to
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: get to the next level. The next level requires you
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: to leave. The next level requires you to go. You
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: can't stay right here and get over there. You cannot. Man,
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: here's the third way to look at it. You have
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: to leave. If you want to grow, you cannot grow
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: staying there. You cannot expect to grow if you're unwilling
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: to change. If you're unwilling to change, you cannot expect
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: to grow. You can't, y'all. Let me say I'm till
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: you again. You can't get there if you never attempt
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: to go there. Maybe that's the way you're like here,
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: and how about this way right here? You can't go
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: if you never leave, you gotta leave somewhere to go somewhere.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: You can't go be great and stay the same and
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: not be willing to change. I ain't changing. Oh well, bro,
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  Speaker 1: you you you what? What do you mean? You're not
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: changing this? I am no man. Growth requires that you change.
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  Speaker 1: Last one. You have to leave if you want to grow.
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  Speaker 1: I had to leave Cleveland to go become who I am.
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  Speaker 1: You may have to leave your city. You may have
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: to leave your situation. You may have to leave your
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: your town, your job, You may have to leave a relationship.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: But You're gonna have to leave something. If you want
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  Speaker 1: to grow, you ain't gonna growing hold on everything. That's
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  Speaker 1: not what those are. My closing bos thinks about it.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: Make a move, Make a move, have yourself a great weekend.
• 1:37:08
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• 1:37:16
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