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Getting ready for Mothers Day! - 05.11.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: all sung looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: just like themzing buck things. And it's to y'all to
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  Speaker 1: me true good at Harty listening to me together for
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  Speaker 1: Stuart quickly, Why don't you join Yeah, ya join me
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  Speaker 1: into period? You join me, honey said, do you turn
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  Speaker 1: to go? Yeah? You got you gotta turn the turnow
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  Speaker 1: at the time you lovey got to turn out to
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  Speaker 1: turn water wan go come come on your back at
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  Speaker 1: uh huh, I shall will a good morning everybody you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on dig me na one
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  Speaker 1: and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: got one. And I got a message for you today
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  Speaker 1: to something I was thinking about that might help you
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  Speaker 1: along the way. Um. The thing I appreciate about so
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  Speaker 1: many people that I learned from Bishop Jake's, Kenneth Omer,
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  Speaker 1: Donnie McClerkin, Kirk Franklin, um, Joel Oldstein. I can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you and and and and many more than that. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm naming you know, famous people because
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  Speaker 1: because I know you know these names. But my father,
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  Speaker 1: who you never met, was so great in my development
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  Speaker 1: as a man. But my mother thought of mercy. My
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  Speaker 1: mother was um. She taught me about faith. She gave
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  Speaker 1: me the things I needed to know about. What I
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  Speaker 1: speak about every day, that basis was given to me
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  Speaker 1: by her. So there's so many great people. But here's
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  Speaker 1: here's here's the thing that I've had to learn, and
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  Speaker 1: that is that if God got you through it, it's done.
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  Speaker 1: Move on. See, I can't tell you how many people
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  Speaker 1: don't really pay attention to that close enough. If God
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  Speaker 1: got you through it, it's done. Move on. How many
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  Speaker 1: times have we as people allowed God to get us
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  Speaker 1: through something, get us beyond something, get us over something,
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  Speaker 1: get us through something, and then even after it's completion,
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  Speaker 1: we sit there and we dwell on it, and we
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  Speaker 1: dwell on it to the point where it becomes an
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  Speaker 1: anchor around our neck and we can't move on. We
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  Speaker 1: can't move on because we just won't let it go.
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  Speaker 1: It's done. If God got you through it, it's done.
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  Speaker 1: Move on. Stop harboring on the pass. Stop hanging on
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  Speaker 1: to every time you fail, Stop hanging on to every
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  Speaker 1: time you slipped up and messed up. Stop hanging on
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  Speaker 1: to every time you didn't get it right. So what
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  Speaker 1: everybody makes mistakes, Everybody messes up, Everybody don't get it right.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody is struggling with something. You ain't the only one.
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  Speaker 1: But my God. Man, if God got you through it,
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  Speaker 1: it's done. Move on. You're hanging on to it, for
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  Speaker 1: that's why He got it, got you through it, so
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  Speaker 1: you can move on from it. See a lot of
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  Speaker 1: things that happened to us that we think are negative
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  Speaker 1: or bad experience. These are lessons and what and what
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  Speaker 1: not to do. This is a this uh, this is
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  Speaker 1: a this is a way to have a now or
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  Speaker 1: bearing on. Lookout for it the next time. You know
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  Speaker 1: you you you you you. You got me once, you
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  Speaker 1: can't get me again. I'm telling you, man, if God
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  Speaker 1: got you through it, it's done. Move on. You have
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  Speaker 1: got to move on. I use this analogy all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna add a little bit to it. Bishop Jake's
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  Speaker 1: told me you cannot drive your car looking in the
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  Speaker 1: rear view mirror. I was talking to a young singer
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  Speaker 1: yesterday who I ran up into and man, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. This this this analogy or I told him.
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  Speaker 1: We had a twenty minute conversation on see you know
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  Speaker 1: what Your rear view mirror is actually for in your car.
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  Speaker 1: I was just tripping on this one day. Actually, your
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  Speaker 1: rear view mirror is designed and this is what I
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  Speaker 1: use it for. After I pass a car and I
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  Speaker 1: want to emerge into that lane or I want to
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  Speaker 1: make another move, I look up in the rear view mirror,
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  Speaker 1: and all I use it for it shows me that
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten past it. I've gotten past the vehicle I
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  Speaker 1: was passing, and I got enough room now clear to
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  Speaker 1: make my next move. That's what I used my rear
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  Speaker 1: view mirror for. I used my rear view mirror to
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  Speaker 1: just glance up every now and then to see what's
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  Speaker 1: coming up on me. That's all I use it for.
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  Speaker 1: The rear view mirror when you're passing through something. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me real close now. Your rear view mirror on
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  Speaker 1: your car is after you're passing something or you're passing
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  Speaker 1: by something, you can look up in the rear view
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  Speaker 1: mirror and it lets you know you're past it, You're
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  Speaker 1: beyond it. It's clear. Now it's in the past. You
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  Speaker 1: no longer have to deal with it as the car
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  Speaker 1: that was in front of you blocking your way. You
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  Speaker 1: have passed it. You look up in the mirror. You've
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  Speaker 1: cleared it. Now if you want to switch lanes, could
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  Speaker 1: slide on over. You got room. But that rear view
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  Speaker 1: mirror also lets you see if anything is coming up
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  Speaker 1: on you, and you just need to glance, because if
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  Speaker 1: you're moving forward, ain't a whole lot can come up
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  Speaker 1: on you. You're just glancing every now and then, and
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  Speaker 1: it reminds you that you got through something and you
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  Speaker 1: got beyond something. That's what the rear view mirror for. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk about that wind shield. Why you think that
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  Speaker 1: windshield so big on your car? That's the biggest window
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  Speaker 1: on your car. You know why the wind shields so
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  Speaker 1: big because it's where you're going. Because even the automobile
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  Speaker 1: makers want you to have a wide view of where
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  Speaker 1: you're going so you can see what's up ahead. They
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  Speaker 1: put lights on the car night so you can have
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  Speaker 1: night vision and see what's up ahead. But you can
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  Speaker 1: oh man, uh see not? Why is that? Look? Think
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  Speaker 1: about that now, BEFO, I move forward with this one.
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  Speaker 1: Think about that wind shield, man, why is that wind
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  Speaker 1: shields so big so you can see where you're going.
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  Speaker 1: It's way more important where you're going than where you're being,
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  Speaker 1: don't you see that. That's why the rear view mirror
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  Speaker 1: is so small, because it is nowhere. There's important as
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  Speaker 1: it is as to where you're going, why you're being.
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  Speaker 1: Just allows you to take a glance so you can
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  Speaker 1: make sure you clear it, so you can see if
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  Speaker 1: it's room enough for you to make your next move,
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  Speaker 1: so you can know that you've gone through it and
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  Speaker 1: go head on about your business. But that windshield, that
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  Speaker 1: windshield is for vision a man without a dream of
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  Speaker 1: visions your parish. That windshield is for somebody going somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: That windshielding for somebody else there trying to make another move.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go right, I'm on left. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: off on this exit. I'm gonna take this d too.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna handle it signed, there's a new route. There's
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  Speaker 1: only so many miles left to go. That's what the
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  Speaker 1: wind shield got. Let me tell you something, man, when
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  Speaker 1: you see a mile signed, you're driving on the freeway,
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  Speaker 1: you're on the interstate, and you let's say you're driving
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  Speaker 1: to a particular city and you see a sign that
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  Speaker 1: says that city is thirty eight hunting thirty eight miles away.
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  Speaker 1: That lets you know where you're going and you're on
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  Speaker 1: the right path now. If you keep looking in the
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  Speaker 1: rear view mirror, you'll never know how close you are.
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  Speaker 1: You'll never know because you're driving your car. Look in
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  Speaker 1: the reverview mirror. You all on the shoulder. You hear
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  Speaker 1: them rocks up under your car. You have scared yourself
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  Speaker 1: to death because you know why, because you keep looking
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  Speaker 1: in the rear view mirror. Get out the rear view mirror.
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  Speaker 1: If God got you through, it is done. Move on?
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  Speaker 1: So what he so what? He don't love you know more?
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  Speaker 1: And man, let's move on. If God got you through,
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  Speaker 1: it is done. Move on. God got something for you.
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  Speaker 1: If you get out your rear view mirror and get
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  Speaker 1: up in that windshield, God's got something for your upperhead.
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  Speaker 1: But you can't see what's up ahead because you in
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  Speaker 1: that rear view mirror. If God got you through, it
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  Speaker 1: is done. Let's move on. Come on, y'all, don't let
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  Speaker 1: the past beat you up. That's the ingredients in the cake.
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  Speaker 1: You've made that already. That's done. Let's go God. Look
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  Speaker 1: in the windshield, see what God mobl got something new
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  Speaker 1: for you. If you get out the rear view mirror
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  Speaker 1: and look open up your eyes and see. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's go today twenty one minutes after that our twenty
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  Speaker 1: one minutes after that. I welcome to the ride the
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  Speaker 1: most Uh, just tell you the most wonderful morning show
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  Speaker 1: in the world. Good morning, Shirley Strawberry. Hey, good morning
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  Speaker 1: to you, Steve Harvey Junior. Morning, Uncle Steve. Yeah, all
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  Speaker 1: right now, Tommy, don't like that big god. Uh. Some
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  Speaker 1: people just will not get their own damn uncle. You
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  Speaker 1: know why when this one sitting right here ain't yours.
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  Speaker 1: The bloodline is deeper. You ain't got no sick of
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  Speaker 1: seale uncle, laying around nowhere? You can, I mean a
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  Speaker 1: healthy one. I will do all the sick of cell
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  Speaker 1: jokes on the show tourney. Those are nine, Thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much, thank you. I gotta have it. We've been
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  Speaker 1: doing a long time for you. They're not gonna let
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  Speaker 1: you have all of them. And it ain't sick of sale.
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  Speaker 1: It's sick as hell. As hell, they're not going to
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  Speaker 1: do it. Jake, all right, but noticed this too. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not in there. What a good morning time? Over no more?
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  Speaker 1: Right here, failed back what you've never said that before?
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  Speaker 1: Over there? No more? Let me you can't call Tommy
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  Speaker 1: tom Oh, No, you can't know, and you shouldn't. And
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  Speaker 1: your nieces and nephew can't refer to you as they can't.
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  Speaker 1: They can't know. That is not right. That is not right.
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  Speaker 1: That should never happened. Just uncle, everyone's there if you
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  Speaker 1: want see Trump there like your ass, So let go,
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  Speaker 1: Let go, uncle Tom. You made it through, You made
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  Speaker 1: it through the storm, all right, director right now, Well
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't have done that before he fired the one that
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  Speaker 1: was already in place. Here was the thing though, This
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  Speaker 1: is my honest opinion, they're turning this into it's so
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  Speaker 1: crazy the way they play politics, and we just sit
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  Speaker 1: here and have to deal with it. He fired comedy
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  Speaker 1: director right now. Three months ago, all the Democrats wanted
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  Speaker 1: him five all of them fire him, fire him, fire him.
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  Speaker 1: Trump fired a dude, Democrats? Why are he gone? Fox News?
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  Speaker 1: He needed to go. He was the worst thing, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and I just watched him go back and forth. They
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  Speaker 1: switch so it's convenient for them and all of us
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  Speaker 1: who sit here, just the folks who ain't got no
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  Speaker 1: say so, and we just had to deal with the calamity,
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  Speaker 1: just the whole mess that's left. Man, it don't make
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  Speaker 1: no damn sense. Yeah, it's not not not a time
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  Speaker 1: that to the conclusion with his investigating the Trump administration
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  Speaker 1: ties to Russia. Yeah, now, and you know, and now
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  Speaker 1: they got this is that's a mess. Man. Were we
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  Speaker 1: as the people we just sit here, This lets you
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  Speaker 1: right here has resulted in nothing for us but speaking
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  Speaker 1: of something though. You got something funny coming up, ignorant.
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  Speaker 1: Junior got on truth be told right after this. You're listening,
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  Speaker 1: Steve back. It's time for Junior's truth be told. All
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  Speaker 1: these truthful tips telling tips. What you got you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is theseus truthful tips we're doing today. Man, we're
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  Speaker 1: just doing some tips on how to deal with all
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  Speaker 1: people that don't like you. You know that that's important
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  Speaker 1: because I did a lot of old people got into
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  Speaker 1: it with somebody yesterday, Jake. That's why the way I
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  Speaker 1: came up with this, and so I thought about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of old people that we don't like you,
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  Speaker 1: but you need to have to how to deal with
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  Speaker 1: them anyway like this. If the old person don't like you,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta take him somewhere. Put old people in the
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  Speaker 1: car the night before you ever try to get old
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  Speaker 1: people in the car. You got to you gotta put
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  Speaker 1: it in at the night before, because they got everything. Walkers,
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  Speaker 1: they know what I'm saying. They've got to walk up
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  Speaker 1: them shoes with the arch in it. Trying to get
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  Speaker 1: that left leg in the car just don't work. It
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  Speaker 1: take too long. So just put them in there the
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  Speaker 1: night before. There'll be fine. Turn out on because you
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  Speaker 1: you got to be at ten thirty. You can't leave
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  Speaker 1: a team. You gotta leave at five am to get
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  Speaker 1: the old as. By ten thirty they're just tuf you know,
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  Speaker 1: like like um any time they star stories. I am
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  Speaker 1: an old person. You know, got a story, a story,
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  Speaker 1: a story, story you already heard twenty times. If the
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  Speaker 1: story is before your birthday, walk out. If you were
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  Speaker 1: born to Saandi A and the story say it started
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  Speaker 1: in nineteen forty two, walk your heads out. You were
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  Speaker 1: understanding the lingual or nothing I'm talking about nineteen for
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  Speaker 1: to you when you were using line you don't know
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  Speaker 1: what lime is to my nineteenth for the two? When
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  Speaker 1: turpin tag, what the hell in turpent tag? I ain't
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  Speaker 1: never a same turpin tag. I ain't got time sit
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  Speaker 1: out for no story. I don't know I can't relate
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  Speaker 1: because I don't know none of the joggon. I can't
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  Speaker 1: use that. Look, Obi, we're asking y'all. We hear y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Why do y'all call our name fifty times but just
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  Speaker 1: use the same tone? Can you just go up and down? One?
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  Speaker 1: Not for me? I got tired. My great room called
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  Speaker 1: my name just Julian Julian, Julian, Julian Julian. If I
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  Speaker 1: ain't came by number eight, what do you think I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing't like me, but I've tried to kill her twenty
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  Speaker 1: nine times. Unkillable. I don't care. I said a drive
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  Speaker 1: by that, Jake. Do you know she came out and
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  Speaker 1: shot back. I understand how we can't get her as
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  Speaker 1: to that she is unkillable to say, Man, I just
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  Speaker 1: need the people I got to deal with. And that's
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  Speaker 1: my tips on how I deal with old folks. Banana
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  Speaker 1: on the stair on the stairway, Ja, it don't work.
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  Speaker 1: She felled fifteen stay didn't break a bone? You hear me?
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  Speaker 1: Jake got up and saying, who the hell enough to banana?
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  Speaker 1: Pill on the stairs? You eat your fruit in the kitchen?
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  Speaker 1: Why didn't she like you to? I don't know I
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  Speaker 1: was too dog, So you gotta be light skiing for
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  Speaker 1: old people. Yeah, I'm do dog. I don't do dog cover.
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  Speaker 1: But that's just I'm just saying, just some tips I
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  Speaker 1: think you should use for dealing with the old pip
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  Speaker 1: if you want, he might take me out. Already got
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  Speaker 1: you covered. You taking it out everyone, old people? What
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  Speaker 1: dog you ain't? You ain't never met hug though. When
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  Speaker 1: she when you meet and you say how you doing? Man? Man?
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  Speaker 1: She called you the N word. You what you come to? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I just mean to that one. And Jay, that's it too.
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  Speaker 1: That's just the truth being told, all right. If you
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  Speaker 1: kind of set your weight and you want us to
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  Speaker 1: help you with skip Harvey dot com and the truth
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  Speaker 1: be told that old people. Yeah, re run that boy,
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  Speaker 1: It's great, Juior, that was terrific. Hey, Ralph you may
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  Speaker 1: Hey Tom how are you to day? I'm sorry, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Thomas's sorry, just slipped out, buddy, my apologist?
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  Speaker 1: Hey no really, no, no really guy, my apologies. How
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  Speaker 1: are you today? Thomas? Very good? Very good? Thank you? Hi. Shirley, Hello, Ralph?
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  Speaker 1: How are you hi? Sweetie? How are you? Beautiful? As usual?
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  Speaker 1: Love the eyes a bit much, but I love them.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Ralph and the new guy j Anthony. How
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  Speaker 1: are you, hey, Ralph? How you doing? Man? What's going on? Good?
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, welcome over here to the real show. Good
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  Speaker 1: to be here, man, good to work with you. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: Guys show up. Yeah, let your talk. It's amazing. You're
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  Speaker 1: just sitting there twenty years. You just say that. And
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  Speaker 1: then when I sat a tuk you cut me on
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  Speaker 1: sitting there. Amazing twenty years of sitting there. But I
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  Speaker 1: get to talk over here. That's good. Those hits. I
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  Speaker 1: loved him though, I love him? You love him? Yeah? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Where's the other girl at the one that's uh, the
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  Speaker 1: bossy one. She's out, you know you're talking thee Oh god,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: oh god, she's awful brows. Oh come on, it's all good.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Miss jadd in here. What you said? What did you say?
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  Speaker 1: I say? I agree with the white guy. I agree
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  Speaker 1: with the white guy. Oh yeah, as you should. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: somebody's got to be right over come one. Okay, So
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: when you guys talking about what's what's going on? I
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  Speaker 1: been telling about white people. Tell my white people, you know,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, guys, guys, guys, you have to be just
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  Speaker 1: sounds so harsh when you say that. Okay, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I don't I didn't hear you
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  Speaker 1: talking about you were talking about Junior was talking about
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  Speaker 1: some people down their nursing home. Right, that's why why
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about You're talking about white people. What's
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? Well, normally that's in the nursing home.
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  Speaker 1: We don't hell relatives go down there. Well you should,
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  Speaker 1: because I tell you what. Listen that putting them up
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  Speaker 1: in the living room and blocking the TV in the door,
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  Speaker 1: that's awful crazy. You know, you don't have proper cared
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  Speaker 1: You just got these people hooked up their machines and
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Big Mom's just laying up there in the living room,
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  Speaker 1: just getting loose. Mom, Big mom, Big mom. Whatever we do? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I just got him in the living room
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  Speaker 1: and she's yelling out instructions from there like she hasn't
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  Speaker 1: been up in days, weeks, months, years, you know. You
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  Speaker 1: know that's why we create these homes so people have
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  Speaker 1: a nice place to go, not in the living room. Well,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: you know, we always want our parents close to us.
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  Speaker 1: We can't afford to put it. I can't afford it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's well, okay, that's a financial Yes, yeah, you don't
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  Speaker 1: time I talk to you, I don't call you black.
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  Speaker 1: I mean Jesus. All right, Ralph, this is what we
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  Speaker 1: have coming up. I call you, but you're short. How
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  Speaker 1: on today's national news and the latest from the White
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  Speaker 1: House investigating the firing of FBI director James Comey. Man,
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  Speaker 1: stage of the Blind Barber. Yeah. You know, sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: gotta get your hair cut by some different people, the
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  Speaker 1: blind Baba, you understand. So yeah, I'm trying to reach you.
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  Speaker 1: Uh that run the buck? Yeah you now you run
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  Speaker 1: the barber shop down there, don't you? Okay? Now, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to see if if y'all got any uh bootrontals
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  Speaker 1: down there, Well, I can come in there and cut
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  Speaker 1: them how I've been cutting how a long time. I
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  Speaker 1: want to see if y'all got some room down there.
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  Speaker 1: They tell me you might, you might have had something
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  Speaker 1: come available. I got two booths open right now you
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  Speaker 1: need a boot. Yeah, I'm trying to get in there
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  Speaker 1: and get the cutting. Now. You know how much you
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  Speaker 1: charge for for boothront on a weekly basis two hundred
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  Speaker 1: dollars a week, two hundred dollars eight hundred dollars a month.
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  Speaker 1: That they're good your two hundred? Now, when can I
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  Speaker 1: get down there so you can meet me? You know,
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  Speaker 1: when we can show me around the shop so I
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm moping from eight to seven. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: two to do saddest, all right, because I want to
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  Speaker 1: see if I can maybe meet you there so I
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  Speaker 1: can get down and you feel my way around. Well,
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  Speaker 1: come on, then, what I want to ask you do
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  Speaker 1: you mind doing for me? Do you think you could
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  Speaker 1: possibly put up some ramps where you got steps at
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  Speaker 1: and uh and your phone could you take your mind
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  Speaker 1: if you take the phone and put it in breiver.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, wait man, what the hell I need
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  Speaker 1: to put my think you're taking ramps side and putting
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  Speaker 1: phones in and brill for what? What's going on with you? Well,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm blind. You know I'm not gonna let that
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  Speaker 1: stop me. You know I'm still gonna no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: hell no man, you wait minute, you what I'm blind?
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  Speaker 1: But see, but I've been cutting my hair for over
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  Speaker 1: ten years, and folks say my hair could always look good.
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  Speaker 1: So I didn't figuring I'm gonna start cutting half not
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  Speaker 1: oh well yeah, what you might cut. It might be
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  Speaker 1: some good that you do, but just ain't cut nor
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  Speaker 1: my shop. Not being glad that you ain't that jack man, No,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem with that. But but you
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  Speaker 1: you just can't do it that well wait wait, nothing
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  Speaker 1: to see. This is what they call excrimination. You can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. You can't scriminate from people You're called they
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  Speaker 1: got some type of handicap blows. Do you listen? Ho,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Man, I'm not trying to
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  Speaker 1: be trying to put you out of be into that
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  Speaker 1: doing what you need to do. But you just can't
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  Speaker 1: do that my shot. Man, I can't be called discrimination, discrimination,
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  Speaker 1: scrimination or what not, not not job. You just can't
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  Speaker 1: do it. But listen, not I know how to cut how,
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  Speaker 1: I know how to give folks aligning and stuff like now.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to use no razor or nothing like that.
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  Speaker 1: But no, man, come on, dude, listen. Can't you fryingself
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  Speaker 1: to get into was trying to cut out? But this
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  Speaker 1: is what I like though, this is what I feel like.
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  Speaker 1: This is my call. You can't do it in my shot.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no, because to see now, that's what I
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't care to hear something like this here now,
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  Speaker 1: I've been I got the qualifications and I'm able to
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  Speaker 1: do it, and I want to be here to come
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  Speaker 1: now now. And I told you when I felt what
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  Speaker 1: I tell you, I said I wanted to feel my
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  Speaker 1: way around, Didn't I say that I don't need to
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  Speaker 1: feel your way down. I need you to be able
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  Speaker 1: to see what you're doing. I mean, I don't care
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  Speaker 1: about you be ain't able to cut, no apt being blind.
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  Speaker 1: You got to be able to see to do that.
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  Speaker 1: This could probably do to do wonder for your shot
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  Speaker 1: people to come from miles around to see somebody like
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  Speaker 1: myself cutting the hair that kind of what I said.
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  Speaker 1: I heard what you said. What I don't want you
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  Speaker 1: to do it make me mad about this? Now you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get mad about something that belong to me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm offen and you can't me you're blind. I can't
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  Speaker 1: help you when you run. May go on with Now listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this here, and I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: it to you strength. I'm coming down now to that barbershop.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna feeling boots out and I'm gonna start cutting now.
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  Speaker 1: One thing I don't want to do and have to
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  Speaker 1: get into no tusser with you now. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: that about getting no trusting with me that if you
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  Speaker 1: bring you in my shot that much you're gonna cut it.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna be some clue you moving around it. And
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  Speaker 1: but I'm coming down there and I'm coming down that
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  Speaker 1: this evening. Now, what do you know you might keep
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  Speaker 1: you with my shot? You're gonna you're gonna get you
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  Speaker 1: what by blind man is what you're gonna do. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna see it coming either, you hit it. Bring
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  Speaker 1: you not as long as I got the money to
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  Speaker 1: pay my booll rent. You don't give a damn. I
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: don't want your money. You're cain't cutting. No, man, you
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  Speaker 1: understand what I say to you. I'm understanding what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: And if I got to call the law about you
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  Speaker 1: being discriminate, talk, you can call it body you want
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  Speaker 1: to call. That's money. You're not gonna do that. Do
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  Speaker 1: you understand what I'm telling you? Now? You bring you cutting?
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  Speaker 1: He won't. I'll be with I'm coming down that this
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  Speaker 1: eating and I'm coming and I'm coming to up y'all
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  Speaker 1: because you got the nerve the discriminade gives me. I
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  Speaker 1: don't who gave you up? No, you're nothing dying. I
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  Speaker 1: think you they give me. They give me this numb
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  Speaker 1: and said you is the one that do the hiring
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  Speaker 1: round the barber shop. You don't call my personal number.
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  Speaker 1: You called my money? What different do that make if
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  Speaker 1: I'm some man looking for a job. See, you don't
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: call my personal phone. You're gonna watch your tone with me.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: What you're gonna donna watch them you want to bring
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  Speaker 1: in my shop. I tell you one thing you're gonna watch.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: You're gonna watch me get on your just even you're
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: gonna get on, you can't save me. I want to
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  Speaker 1: hang up on you. I got one more thing I
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  Speaker 1: need to say to you. This is Nephew Timing from
• 29:03
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  Speaker 1: Because he wasn't doing a good job. Very simply, he
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  Speaker 1: was not doing a good job. That's the reason President
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  Speaker 1: Trump says he fired FBI director James called me. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: he claims he wanted to fire called me for months
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  Speaker 1: because of the way he handled a Hillary Clinton email matter. Well,
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  Speaker 1: there are a lawmakers from both sides of the aisle
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  Speaker 1: who doubt that, saying that it's highly unlikely that Trump
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  Speaker 1: The Trump campaign is under criminal investigation, and that is
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  Speaker 1: why Donald Trump fired Lead. In the final days leading
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  Speaker 1: up to the election, Trump praise Comey, in fact, saying
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  Speaker 1: that he brought back the reputation of the FBI, and
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  Speaker 1: earlier this month, the Trump White House publicly express full
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  Speaker 1: confidence in James Comey. Meanwhile, the U s. Attorney General
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  Speaker 1: Jeff Sessions and his deputy Rod Rosenstein are already looking
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  Speaker 1: for a replacement. In fact, they started interviewing candidates yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Oklahoma this week for a white female police officer who's
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  Speaker 1: shot and killed an unarmed black motorist whose hands were
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  Speaker 1: to Betty Shelby, says she killed because she was in
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  Speaker 1: away from her with his hands raised that video. Terence
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  Speaker 1: Crutcher was a church choir pastor seen around the world
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  Speaker 1: at tape. Prosecutor say Shelby had no reason to fear
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  Speaker 1: bad the worst on the airlines these days. A woman
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  Speaker 1: flying on United says she was told to pee in
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  Speaker 1: a cup because she wanted to use the bathroom while
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  Speaker 1: the fastened seat belt sign was on. A brawl broke
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  Speaker 1: out in the Fort Lauderdale Airport the other day after
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  Speaker 1: nine Spirit Airlines flights were canceled. And this is what
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  Speaker 1: it sounds like when two men started testing with each
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  Speaker 1: other about a Southwest Airlines plane that was shortly after
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  Speaker 1: it landed in Burbank, California. People were trying to get off.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know what's going on the airlines today. Finally,
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  Speaker 1: Eugene the Butterfly. Twenty minutes after the hour, State tuned
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey All right, y'all. He's here. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: let me Just ladies and gentlemen, Oh my god, good
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  Speaker 1: morning everyone, Stephen, Tommy Shirley College Jr. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: and Jay Anthony Brown like cameras action. Stephen, I was
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  Speaker 1: just fabulous last night. If you could have seen me, Grace.
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  Speaker 1: Since it's Stephen, you know what, it's time. It's time
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  Speaker 1: for Broadway for just me. It is. It's it's time.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for me to do my own one man,
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  Speaker 1: one man's show. Yes, well, we're gonna call it a
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: one diva show, just a one diva show. Quiet Steve
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  Speaker 1: down down hate right now, Stephen, I'm on such a sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I did so well last night on stage in Dallas, Texas,
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  Speaker 1: and I just, Stephen, I want you to get behind
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  Speaker 1: me and be my producer. And I want you to
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: be my producer because I just think a one Diva
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  Speaker 1: show Broadway, New York City. Here I come. It's the acting,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: but it's just it's just I have it. It's just butterfly.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy was there. Let's let's see if he feels the
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  Speaker 1: same one performing you did. You did one show, you
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: did a decent job, and you're not ready for Broadway. Man.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: You gotta get a lot under your belt. You did,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: you did a decent Okay, So so you're gonna sit
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: here and hate because they liked me in the show
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  Speaker 1: more than they like you. That's all it's really about.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: That's what it's about. That's exactly what it is, Stephen.
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  Speaker 1: When I hit the stage, people just lose their mind.
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  Speaker 1: They're on their feet. It's just it's, oh my god,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: it's a force to be recket. And he can't handle it.
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  Speaker 1: When he walked out there that he get a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of a cloud the Stomi. Yeah, he get a
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: little bit of a cloud. And people just know it's
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: just you know, he continues, right, Eugene, I would like
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  Speaker 1: to come to the show to see perform. Speed it up.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta come to the show. I would love to
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  Speaker 1: come to You can be my guest, okay, and don't
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: say that. You could be my guests, and you will
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  Speaker 1: see me a mama's boy in Dallas. Love to please
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  Speaker 1: come see me, and then you can judge it for
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  Speaker 1: yourself and you will know I will come see it,
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  Speaker 1: and then I would come back and report to everybody
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  Speaker 1: what I think about it. And when I come out,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I want you to give me a standing of actually
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: just just getting no problem, thank you. But you knew
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  Speaker 1: I'll do whatever you say. You will see that I
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  Speaker 1: am ready for Broadway. I just know I'm ready for
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: a one Diva show. And Mr Harvey, I know you
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: can produce this and be my executive producer. But why
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  Speaker 1: you you always want to make you not not like that?
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  Speaker 1: We can't make money to that all the time saying
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: this is on my vision board. Stephen, You're on my
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: vision board too. In order for this to happen, I
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: need you more right now, Ain't no way, ain't no way,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: no way, no way, it's coming up with Junior. Right
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: after that, it's okay, thank you, flying you're listening to Steve.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: We're back Junior. Ain't no way, it's coming up. Ja, Yes, sir,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: can I tell you the worst? But with my gout
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: that yeah, just real quick. Uh My mom and daddy
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: here went shopping. Meam and nephew Al was at the
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: house and we decided we was gonna fry some or
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: idle fri fries. Oh my god, frozen, So we put
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: the grease in there. We didn't know how long we
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: should let it heat up, so we went in there
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: we're watching cartoons. We come back in there. It's smoking,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: so we say cool. So I tried to drop the
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: fries in there, but the grease popped all over the place.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: So we we got scared. But we think we're still
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: gonna frown, so we got a kitchen chair. I'm standing
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen chair away from the hot grease, and
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I'm taking one. I order fry. I order fry at
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: a time, tossing it in the grease because I'm stillcart
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: too scared to get over that, because I don't want
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: to pop on me. My mama and daddy walked in
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: the door and me tossing them fries and grease just
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: splashing on heaven. I know your stupid. This blanket and
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: blank out down breaking with them, breaking fries, and that
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: was it. My daddy dog get him slick and did
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: him slick? They get slick, didn't slick hit himself? Get
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: him three more taps. Almost dog almost burnt the house down.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: A French fries and grease just popping on the stove.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: They walked in man and they said, I know, yeh,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: that's we need to beat the child. And nobody called
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: the pil with your stupid trucking as get him sick,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: mother trucker. I'm gonna burn this trucking house down with
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: your stupid trucking. You truck told you to do some
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: stupid sugar hunted iced tea like that. You don't. This
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: is not my fruit. Oh man? All right, fries and
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: hot grease. You should eat fries today and he loved them.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: You ready for man, Ain't no way, ain't no way.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: It's just some crazy news stories out of found and
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: someone maybe true, some of them maybe maybe false. Because
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I got the last story, we won't have to really discuss, y'all.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: And the first one is, did Sarah Palins say people
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: with lyme disease should stop eating limes? No? Yes, I
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: believe she said. I believe you don't want live disease,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: stop eating last it's simple as that. You don't need
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: no medicine. Put the lives down. Okay, No, she didn't
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: say that, not that it was possible though, that's where
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: we were with it. It was possible she could would have.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Al Right, well, this one concerns this all what Steve
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Harvey five entire morning show had just got this right.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Here's about Steve Harvard. Now you know All this year
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: we've been hearing about Steve Harvey and the news people
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: trying to take his radio station down. Now things have
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: tooking a turn for the worst for the radio show,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: as reports came out just this week or few days ago,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: basically stating that he's getting rid of everyone. I don't
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: know if that means Sheryl Strawberry, nephew, Tommy All, the Butterfly,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Eugene All Junior, if I all j Anthony Brown, it
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: took say and it surely say it. Steve down working
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: got fired, saying fair, I just bouched stuff that I know.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I don't have the money for him. No, I got
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: payments left on my truck. Say it. Save Frank phone
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: called coming up next? Awful, Quiet, guys, Quiet, I ain't
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: trying to get a kid, and saying I talked in
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: about an hour. Yeah yeah, Sister old Dale on this hill. Okay,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: all right. I don't know who's coming on with her,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: but sister old Dala being here today and timing to
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: plank what you got up right? Trash can up right?
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Trash can watch me work. Hello, I'm trying to reach
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: a Kendrick. All right, this is Wade, Wade, I wanted
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: to try and speak with you if I could you
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you're actually um one of the guys that worked on
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: the garbage. Hold On, hold on, sir, how do you
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: know I'm the person that even do your house? How
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: you know? I mean because I know you can't hold on?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm not, I'm not. I'm not trying to be rude,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: but I'm asking a question. I know you can't be
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: calling me on Saturday talking about your traders can And
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: this is my first Saturday, o't I want I want
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: to get the problem rectified. And you're the problem. I'm
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: the one who do your house. You're kindred, your kindred
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: and they've told me that you're the person on the
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: back of the truck that comes through Mission Forest on
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: my street who told you that. I have ways of
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: finding out, sir, who's doing what? Okay? So what do
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: you need to listen to what I'm saying? So what's
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: need to find out is the proper person to talk
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: to about show particularly I don't know what route you,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know you, I don't know if I even do. Look, man,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not the first that you're spoke to call. I'm
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: man hit Saturdays first so sir, listen, listen. I don't
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: want to take this to another level, but what I
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: do want is my tracks. But when you call my
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: sailor phone talking about your trash on Saturday, and I
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: ain't been often no Saturday in a long time, Um, sir,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be rude, but you may need
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: to re research your research and and and talk to
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: them because I don't even know if I do your route. Sir,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: you are the person on my route. Mr. Don't tell
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: me I'm the person on your route. If you ain't man,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: listen to me. Look what you're gonna do. It's put
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: my trash cans where I want them and when I
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: want them there, and the lids on top of them,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: and quit throwing them across the yard as if you
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: don't care. And I mean that really talking to some
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: train trans on the Saturday and I ain't never been.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I don't want the Saturday before ever, and you're gonna
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: call my sailor phone talking about trash can That's right,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: because I want my trash cans put where they need
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: to be. In a post, I have to get out
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: of my car, off the trash cans, take them over
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: to the fence, put the leads on them, and I
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: don't want to have to continue to do it. So
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I've done the research and I found out Mr, that
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: you're the one. I okay, okay, tell me how you
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: want your tras can. I'm gonna put them just like
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: tell me how you want your tras can. I want
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: them put in an upright position by the back fence
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: near the gate, with the leads on the top of them.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Please by putting the right off, because I guess what,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I know how to get trash can from this on.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: If you now hit me, what look like I can
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: throw you trading on fact fact. Let's locate some fact letter.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: What your name again? What's your name? Wait, I'm gonna
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: do my research. I'm gonna make sure not put the trays.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: It's like get like all over you. You hit me.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I am not lost my I want my
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I want my trash kids in an upright position. Tell
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: you the phone. I got one more thing that I
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: need to say to you or you're listening. You got
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: to say one. You don't make me tell it's hard
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: seat up street to him on again because you don't
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: call my sailor phone man I got one more thing
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I want to say to you. Are you're listening, Mr Kender,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: can I tell you that? Tell me? This is nephew
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: timing from the Steve Harvey Morning. So you just got
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: pranked by your boy at the job. Man, boy, man,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: you well you're gonna get time. You ain't gonna get funny, y'all,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: really funny for y'all. Y sure, and my blood and
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: went off. Don't understand that our phone? Hey man, I
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest radio show
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: in the land? Oh man? That Steve harvand Morning Show
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: made y'all y'all. I don't care who your unclely A
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: time you call me on my sailor phone whever again,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: whoever your name, You're funny form now that is upright.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Trash can stupid continues and stupid graces the stage tonight.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: That's right, Dallas, Texas at the JBL. That's the Junior
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Black Academy of Arts and Letters in a stage play
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: called Mama's Boy. Tickets on sale. Can I ask you
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: a questions? Sure? What's your character though? In the flame? Man,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I'm a police officer and I'm all so Eugene. I'm
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: kind of the schizophrenic type of perch Smucker's So I
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: really got issues. But I'm playing two different people. But
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: I am a trifling police officer. I'm a bonnet fife
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: up in here just to settler for you. That's where
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I am. So you're playing yourself. It's what you're doing.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: You just want to see just why you dog. I
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: was helping promote the show, but promoting you threw your
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: little prot This why you threw it? Thomas? Thomas, I
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: was seriously just wanted you to promote who you are
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: in the plane. I had no idea Junior was coming
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: with this dumb I didn't see it. So you stuck
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: a badge on your shirt. And that's the problem you have.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Ben knew. You don't know what the last I like it,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: like like Ye and Tommy. Basically it's puck as what
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: he said. I don't like it at all. Let me
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: know the attitude I'm supposed to have. Man, I had it.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: We're gonna challenge'all to it two on two and something. Yeah,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: as long as it ain't running, we can run. Let's
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: see what have we done in the past. You've done
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: the shirts off thing, shirts off tour, then Junior and
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Tommy a running channel. You never did it, We didn't.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: They talked about it because he's got shot off the
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: tree and meal and we're not going any further with
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: We'll come up with something. Yeah, boxing, something boxing, cooking,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: eating like boxing. You know, come on, get your ass. Whoop,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: You ain't got the no moha, you ain't, you ain't
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: never had, all right, Strawberry, let her coming up next.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Show and here we go.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: What is going on with air travel? Guys? I mean
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: another fight has broken up and this one was pretty brutal.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: It was on board a Southwest flight this time. Uh.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: It landed one man in jail, another with minor injuries,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: and it was all caught on video. They can't erubbed it.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: You saw this one, Yes, erupted it in Burbank. After
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: the plane arrived from Dallas, passengers were getting ready to
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: d plane. They were getting ready to get off when
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: three people started arguing. Two men then began to wrestle
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: while a woman tried to separate them. Uh, she shouldn't
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: have done that. She tried to separate and pull the
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: one gulf from when she pulled him back the other
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: dude came with him and then they both fell on her. Yeah,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I wish you eventually. I have no idea, but it's
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: just first out. You know. White people love to me
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: the first out of the plane. They got to be
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: the first out when the plane lands. I've got to
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: meet and buddy gotting out somewhere. Buddy, okay, I just
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: sit down on the plane land. They have got to
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: beat the first out, absolutely right about that. You're right anyway.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: One man was arrested for a salt and battery, while
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: the other was treated for lacerations and contusions. Eventually all
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: the other passengers and crew members were able to break
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: up the fight. It is unclear. It's unclear. We don't
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: know what causes out first out. And they got to
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: fold up that little reggae blue jacket for some reason.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: It's polly us to it ain't gonna wrinkle. You just
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: shove it up there. What's your take on? And Steve
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: saw it? I saw it, man. I couldn't figure out
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: the nationality of everybody that I was trying to figure
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: that all out. I know it was either there were
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: some Latinos or or blacks involved. I couldn't figure out
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: who was who When they flipped the dude over, it
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: was either dog skin and Latino or brother. He will
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: win it. He well, he flipped him over, he would
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: drop his bees on him, and then they fell on
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: the woman who tried to um, Yeah, the world was
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: on the bottom. Yeah, she was the crazy. So I
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: didn't get whatever. I didn't know. Nobody even said what
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: was about? I think, hey, right, don't somebody just trying
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: to get over. I'm getting off now, I mean I
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: got alright, time to get to the letter. Let's go alright,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: It is strawberry letter alright, subject to friends, three letters
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: and one prisoner. I don't know, Steve. I am a
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: friend of a fool. My friend came to me to
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: ask me to find out a patient's HIV status. The
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: reason was because the husband of his girlfriend. Do you
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: want me to read that part again? I know you
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: didn't get you got it, okay. The reason was because
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: the husband of his girlfriend had been messing around with
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: a female convict meth head. The girl is incarcerated for
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: prostitution and for having a meth lab. The girl friend
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: of my friend works at the prison with me and him.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Both of them are very scared because they both have
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: a spouse. I don't want to get in the middle
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: of this. They both think since I work in medical
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: records at the prison and I am a mutual friend
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: of theirs, that I can find out. Steve, I don't
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: want to lose my job and I don't want to
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: get in the middle of devilish acts. What should I do?
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Because I had no idea the two were messing around anyway.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: They are both known of standing people in the community
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: and the church and at the prison. What help me,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Steve Shirley. Okay, as confusing as this letter is, and
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: it has a whole lot of stuff going on, I
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: mean it's kind of easy for me the answer. Sometimes
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: you just have to say no. I think that's what
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: you have to do. I don't even believe you've considered
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: this saying no to your so called friend. You say
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: you don't want to get in the middle, We'll tell
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: them you don't want to get in the middle of
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: this mess. Why should you be dragged into it anyway?
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: And why should you have to put your job on
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: the line. I don't think real friends would do that
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: to another person asked them to do all of this,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: and and as far as being upstanding citizens in the
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: community and the church and all that, not with all
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: this stuff they got going on, I think you need
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: to take a step back and just realize that these
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: people are not your friends, and that you're not to
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: get involved with this. And do not, please, do not
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: put your job on the line for these people. Steve
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: your filters off. I'm gonna try to reel it in. Okay,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: so you all can understand what didn't happen, Because I
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: noticed letters sound this lady. This lady is writing me
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: who has a friend who happens to be a man.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: The woman is writing this letter has a friend and
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: a coworker who happens to be a man. That the
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: same people. Okay, This man came to this woman and
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: asked her to find out a patient's i V status.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: The reason they came to her is because this woman
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: works at the prison. They all work at this prison,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: and she has friends in the medical department. So this
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: man came to this woman and says, hey, do me
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: a favor. I want you to find out a patient's
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: HIV status. The reason he wants to know this is
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: because the girl friend that he has on the side
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: of his wife, his girlfriend and he's kicking it with,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: has a husband and the husband has been messing around
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: with a female who is a convict at the prison
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: and a methist. Okay, I just wanted to clear that up. Now,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: the girl is incarcerated for prostitution and for having a
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: meth lab. How much wrong can you be doing at
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: the same time. Look, either be the prostitute or get
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: the methylab Why are you all this? Listen to me.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: You're making the drugs, needing the drugs, and then prostitute
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: to pay fun the drugs. It's you're busy. Oh she busy?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: You know. Listen, I really shouldn't say this, but gonna
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: say it. We know this. Pick us sin to participate
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: in and do it well. Okay, don't try to be
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: good at everything. You can't beat the junkie, the dealer, word,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: and the prostitute. Please pick a particular sin that you're
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: going to participate in and do it well. You should
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: not be able to hold multiple seminars or different types
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: of sins. You know. You can't be a center of
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: all trades and a master of nothing. Open up the
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: meth lab or do the prostitution, but please stop trying
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: to do it all. When we come back, we're gonna
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: talk to the do it all lady and the dumb
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: man that then got involved with him. All right, we'll
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. Coming up,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: we have part two of the Strawberry Letter. Email us
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: your thoughts at Steve Harvey dot com or instagram me
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: your thoughts at my girl Shirley. Why is Steve so crazy? Why?
• 1:02:15
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  Speaker 1: and someone, according to Steve will be in the building.
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  Speaker 1: But come on, Steve, what's your response to part two
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  Speaker 1: of this letter? Let's have it. Here's a craziness of
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  Speaker 1: this letter. There's three adults that work at this prison.
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  Speaker 1: The woman who's writing the letter is friends just friends
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  Speaker 1: with the man, and she's friends with the woman. The
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  Speaker 1: man and the woman that she's friends with are both married.
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  Speaker 1: Both of them are messing with each other. Now the
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  Speaker 1: problem is the dude. The dude, like the way he
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  Speaker 1: said that, been messing around with an inmate at the
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  Speaker 1: prison who's a prostitute and a meth heads don't run
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  Speaker 1: a distributed you know, so when you come over to
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  Speaker 1: her house description when she says do you want to hit?
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  Speaker 1: It's everything you're just at her house with. What about
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  Speaker 1: when she fills out a job about the question she
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  Speaker 1: just put down full time, all the time, any time junking.
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  Speaker 1: So now the the woman who's writing the letter, has
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  Speaker 1: a friend who works in the medical department. Now these
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  Speaker 1: two people that she knowed that are her friends who
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  Speaker 1: she did not know they was messing around because both
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  Speaker 1: of them are married. They've the guys come to her
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  Speaker 1: and wants her to go and get a friend in
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  Speaker 1: medical records to pull the medical records of the meth
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  Speaker 1: heads crack lady prostitute to check her HRV status because
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: now both of them scared because them to mess around.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't know that these two people is even messing around. Now,
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  Speaker 1: She don't want to lose her job by going to
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  Speaker 1: check medical records, and she don't want to get into
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  Speaker 1: the medodist. The answer is what Sharley told you, reolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing to do with Just look at
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  Speaker 1: them as crazy as the mess they and just go okay,
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  Speaker 1: And you want me to do what jeopardize my job
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  Speaker 1: because your two foods is messing around? And what do
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  Speaker 1: y'all see with a crackhead who is a meth head
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  Speaker 1: that has a meth lab and a prostitute, a house
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  Speaker 1: busy too much? How can you it's not just try
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  Speaker 1: and work this, okay? How can you make meth which
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: addicts you? What causes you to do anything to get money?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: What you're probably the reason why she got into prostitution?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: How can you make it distributed? Use it? Need it?
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  Speaker 1: Do anything for? Her? House is busy, she's making no money.
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  Speaker 1: She's making no money because she ain't thought these sins
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  Speaker 1: out at all. Yeah, you can't before you go there,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: let me stop. She's a terrible planner. Please get out
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  Speaker 1: of this, okay, Steve, we gotta go. We gotta gotta
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  Speaker 1: tell you this every day we have to go email
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• 1:06:17
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• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: then Carla, let's that's my mama. I haven't asked you
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  Speaker 1: to stop. Let's bring it back. That's my mama, Carla.
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• 1:08:57
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• 1:09:27
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• 1:09:34
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  Speaker 1: look what Trump is doing. But I ain't even go
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• 1:11:43
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  Speaker 1: I show you something? Cause I show you something? Watch
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  Speaker 1: much going on in this segment. Cistero. Just end at
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: that with Cistero so I could hear you're talking and no,
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  Speaker 1: this is helpful. It's interrupted. Thank you so much. What
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  Speaker 1: are you doing? What are you doing for the weekend?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: You got the weekend plan? You know Mother's stage coming up?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: You've got any plans? Well, you know I'm doing some
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  Speaker 1: revivals for Mama's Day. You know, yes, you know. I've
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  Speaker 1: been the mother of twenty six churches. So will you
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  Speaker 1: be busy all day? Well, I'm I'm gonna skype into
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: most of them. My granddaughter knows how to skypers, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm a skype to something. Something. I'd like to take
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  Speaker 1: you to the beddest Biscuit down the streak the bees.
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  Speaker 1: How do you know? I love be just I've been
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  Speaker 1: there so many times and I was, what did it
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  Speaker 1: be something you'd like to do? They's just all they
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  Speaker 1: serve is biscuits. Is you is you invite me out
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  Speaker 1: for a day, inviting you to go with me down
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  Speaker 1: to bed his biscuits fun for Mother's Days? Well, let
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: me think about it. Okay, Mother's Day biscuit. That's nice,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: wouldn't it be nice? And then afterwards we've strolled out
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  Speaker 1: by the park, I said, let me think about it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll just give you he was talking over the jokes
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  Speaker 1: and no, that's what I'm trying to get to. Your food. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: this ain't your segment. It's been my segment. We just
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  Speaker 1: let your new ass in it. What you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: do is talking old days jokes. Now you shut up.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: Tom wasn't, I ain't. Nobody is something you'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: I'm feeling insulted, well y'all too, because you're stepping on
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  Speaker 1: the jokes of what we're trying to do. You acting
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  Speaker 1: like you're one of these people that don't do this
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  Speaker 1: part of a bit. Don't get put out the bit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm flitting insulted in my spirit, that's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, just forget that it's biscuit or what
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  Speaker 1: was gonna take you? But now I don't take somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, wait a minute, hold on, hold on, No
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  Speaker 1: you donld on. Don't nothing here, no biscuit for your
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  Speaker 1: go down there, which how you need to pack and
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  Speaker 1: congestion out. You ain't what you need as a spooner
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  Speaker 1: vixed form. You ain't going I don't want to go down,
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  Speaker 1: and no damn biscuit place. Ain't down the bread you
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  Speaker 1: ain't you about an ignorant bass? You up here talking
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  Speaker 1: about ain't no biscuit for you? But I thought she
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  Speaker 1: doesn't piss me off. Piss ain't said that's to me?
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  Speaker 1: They just did. You ain't saying pissed to the Christian?
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  Speaker 1: Won't that you can? Can we re pash? You sound
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: like you're drowning and pissing your nose. That's what words?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, shut up, help you ain't running nothing in here,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: coming in on my sin segment with your lord old
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  Speaker 1: dead damn they're dead self bite the woman down to
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  Speaker 1: a biscuit place, and then you got another mad Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm breathing heaven now, okay, okay, mess around and get
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  Speaker 1: a black eye peel in one of them noxrils. Trying
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• 1:16:48
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  Speaker 1: Oh day coming here, I got it. I got a
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  Speaker 1: to remind you because you cat your sound to me
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  Speaker 1: like you're trying to take over. I'm not trying. I
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  Speaker 1: just want my own damn segment, That's all I want.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't have a damn segment when you was over
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  Speaker 1: when you you don't got me side up now, I
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  Speaker 1: He just dresses nice. I likes him. He's a church boy.
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• 1:20:28
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick of black people down and Steve kiss Steve
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  Speaker 1: on the other station talking about people. Ain't he got
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  Speaker 1: got no problems with Rolling. We love player hate. I
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  Speaker 1: him too much. Yeah, I knew him when they was fair.
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  Speaker 1: I loved him and I lost weight. He's scared, man,
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  Speaker 1: doing good though. I like high. I said, as long
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  Speaker 1: as he's healthy. Yeah, that's what it is. He's healthy,
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  Speaker 1: and he's he's funny. Lord Jesus, he's funny. He's funny
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  Speaker 1: and everything. So and no this we're gonna be all right?
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  Speaker 1: Or do you need someone apologize? That's what I thought totally.
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  Speaker 1: That what I thought. See they always comes. I'd like
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  Speaker 1: to know. We could just start over and I apologizing
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  Speaker 1: the biscuit data still on if you would. Now we're
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  Speaker 1: not doing the no biscuits. Well, I was just offering.
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  Speaker 1: If you know what I offers off the table. You
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  Speaker 1: know what you don't do is pimp play me now, No,
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  Speaker 1: who was you gonna take out if you didn't take
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  Speaker 1: me anybody? Yes, she was because you must have had
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  Speaker 1: options because you shot it off too fast. Well you're
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: looking at Shirley. Shooting off fast has never been a problem. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, wait a minute, time, hold on, hold on time.
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  Speaker 1: What you say I said? I said he was a gentleman.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I said. And I do have to like
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: with gentlemen. I do. So it's back home with us. No,
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  Speaker 1: it is not. Yes, she got married. We kind of
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  Speaker 1: each other, but oh now we're taking each other man's
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  Speaker 1: okay said okay, started out. Okay, you know, well it
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  Speaker 1: a really oh when I get finished with oh really? Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: up on ad. No, you just said you didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to go out with him, But you don't mean you're
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: going out with him, but your fans ain't. Ain't you
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  Speaker 1: got a husband? Yes, I do? You want to keep him?
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  Speaker 1: He never even asked me out. I never were never
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  Speaker 1: even But you try to invite yourself out, tell like
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  Speaker 1: you might go, Yes you did, I heard you? Have
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  Speaker 1: I heard you? But it's all right though, it's all
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  Speaker 1: right though, you know, tip for tat. I think you
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  Speaker 1: guys are going out now, we're not going out at No.
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  Speaker 1: I just said what I think. Watch when your man
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  Speaker 1: I have a story, Yeah, ain't. Here's a song. Yo.
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  Speaker 1: This is Jamie. What's up? This is your boy earthquake? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is Anthony. What's up, y'all? This is your man,
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  Speaker 1: said the entertaining what's happening? To go on to the
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning shoots. All right, well, I'm a little nervous,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: little tentative about doing this story, but here we go,
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Steve Richard H. Patterson is a sixty
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  Speaker 1: five year old man who has found himself in a
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  Speaker 1: heap of trouble. He's from Florida. He stands accused of
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  Speaker 1: killing his girlfriend. Her name is Francisca m Francisca m Okay,
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  Speaker 1: while she was going down on him, not by his hand. However,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: the cause of death choking, that's not official because the
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: medical examiner couldn't reach it. Let me let me finish, please,
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: guys start. The medical examiner couldn't reach a definitive conclusion,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: so it's not official. That's why, because the medical uh
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: examiner couldn't say apparently, there was no trauma and she's
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: been dead for more than twenty four hours before this examination. Still,
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  Speaker 1: according to an expert witness and former Broward County medical examer,
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  Speaker 1: the death is consistent with accidentally being exphyxiated during oral sex. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so that's what they're It's not official, but choking is
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: the cause. I hear you. Steve Patterson wants to show
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  Speaker 1: the jury exhibit. You know, let's show the court exhibit A. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: They have to show them the size. Yeah. Uh, that
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  Speaker 1: way they can see for themselves, well, no one died
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: apparently that that in your case. That way they consi themselves.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: Well they're they're they're saying the death wasn't intentional. He
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: didn't intentionally try to kill her. So that's why they
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: want to show the court the size so they can
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: see for themselves that it wasn't there bab for light headed? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but Doby, don't do don't die right now, not right now,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: don't die yet, don't die yet, not yet, don't die yet, baby,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: don't die yet. I was gonna get a sign tattooed
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: on my stomach. Let's say, what the same thing that
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: you see on a weight machines and feel faint or Disney,
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: stop and call your doctor. But have you, guys ever
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: heard of anyone dying this way near death? Shirley? But
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: I have. I mean, I think the big deal Shirley
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: is picking when death was off Tommy, Tommy, a crazy
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: story right here? What tom Tommy? Oh, I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: I'm just happy to have that done. This is all.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: This is it? Yes, that's all. There's no writing on
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: my stomach and nothing like that. There's no more you're
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: looking at all of it? Yeah? Yeah, I know, I know,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: I know. Guys, Stop you laughing and do what you're
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: gonna do. He meet Sometimes what do y'all think the
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: lawyer is looking for when it's time to pick the
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: Jerry big lips? Just neutral people unbuy it, somewhat worldly,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: some people that want to be shocked and embarrassed and
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: all in the court Toland. Let's see exhibited a minute.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: The death is consistent with accidentally being asphyxiated. Really case,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: just miss did you put? Could you lay that right there?
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. There hasn't been a date set for
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: you or anything, like I said, but somebody had, somebody
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: had to tag the evidence. You know, it's alive, Jake.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: I've just never heard of this, never happened to me.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: That's a hard story to follow, shirty, But I never
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: had a chance. You're interested in going to the court, No,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: not at all. You could tell if you want to
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: go down and watch. It's unbelievable. But now I'll pass.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: But jeezus, I'll keep up with the story though. All right,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: back to back, Jam's coming up. Okay, guys, have you
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: already done your Mother's Day shopping? Your flowers, made reservations?
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: You're I gotta do something for my girl. Man, I
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: got to come something this year. But you know it
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: ain't really own me. Yeah yeah, and the ass is grown,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: so they messed this up. You know, you sound like Tommy.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: You know that you sound like the nephew because he
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: always says it's Mother's Day. Yeah, it's Mother's Day. She's
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: not his mother. Yeah, my wife is not my mama.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: So he always said that I don't know, I don't no, no, not.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: That has nothing to do with that stupid Yeah, I
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: was not something for being the mother children. Did they
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: need to have a holiday call for being the mother?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: That's not. It's called Mother's Days and I'm gonna get
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: something to my mama. He's right, she's not his mother,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: but she both the mother of you. Ain't got nobody, Jake,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: that's the mother of his children. She is a mother,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: and we celebrate mother. Yeah. I'm not going to get
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: you not you ain't nest. Will he will get me
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: something when he moved, I moved just like that. Well
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: he does it every Mother's Day that we've been together.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: Thank you a nest, Thank you, and I I gotta
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: get margin something. If you're gonna get number flowers and
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: then let the kids do all this stuff you gotta
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: do all this Mother's Day. I mean, I suggest one
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: eight hundred flowers for your flowers. I thought you just
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: bought us something last month. Okay, she's not as money.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: Tommy just got married. He needs to know the rule.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: She's not as mony is living the life of Riley.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: So I don't know what you'all talking about. Who is Riley?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: I never knew who Riley? Would? I just hear my
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: grandmama always say, called the life of Riley. Have you
• 1:31:48
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• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: Pigeons is up on that line and they just dude
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: walking upon him? He said five will Yeah, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you just got the argument about how didn't his nickname
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  Speaker 1: the line? I want to draw the line. Do you
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: guys know the average age married women in America cheat?
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: Do you know that age? It's thirty five and a
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: half they cheat. Yes, I'm that's good cheating age right there. Yeah,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: which is about eight and a half years after the
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: average woman marries, she's going to cheat. That's what they're saying.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: It's according to a new survey, the average age married
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: women cheat men. No, No, this is all about women,
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, it doesn't know whatever? Yeah, what you
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  Speaker 1: got s twilve. But there are rooms rules with women,
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  Speaker 1: and women are good cheaters to We're smarter, smarter cheaters.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: We leave evidence some kind of dog telling you. Women
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: do too. Women leave evidence too. It's just we stupid.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: You don't even or we can lie our way out
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  Speaker 1: of it. I mean they can lie their way out
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  Speaker 1: of it. We'll be back. We'll be back to close
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  Speaker 1: out of the show with just one more show. Alright,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: time for just one more thing. Come on Steve with
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  Speaker 1: swimming pool, a lazy river that I've gone on five
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  Speaker 1: times in one day. Cigars, gambling, shopping, yes, plenty of
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  Speaker 1: restaurants and no seminars. No seminars. Ain't ronna teach a
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: damn thing. Parties and entertainment and chilling. And during the
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: day you got options. You can go to the casino
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: in the day if you want to, you can wait
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: till night. You can go shopping in the daytime. You
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: can go to the island of Nassau. It's beautiful over there.
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  Speaker 1: You can go down to the fish market. They got
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: everything down there. You can stay on the property, which
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: I do, except to go play golf. You can go
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: get it all done. And I am telling you, folks,
• 1:35:33
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• 1:35:38
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  Speaker 1: It's saying It Soul Festival October six through the ninth, eating,
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  Speaker 1: and look it up. Man, it's gonna be a great event. Okay, Well,
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: how do we dress at night at the casino in
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: the Bahamas. I don't give it. You know, we'll be
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: touch stuff and everything going through linen, a lot of linen, linen, linen.
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  Speaker 1: His name. Whenever I gamble, I have a rube. I
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: wear a jacket without gamble. That's just me, you know,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: that's the rat pack in me. Uh huh, all right,
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  Speaker 1: okay tell me David Jr. Yeah, leaving all my money? No,
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  Speaker 1: not at a little bit man, do phone? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: they had biscuits in the machine. I do it. If
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: something se no no seminars be no seminar. If you
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: know sminar, d how are you gonna learn stuff? Steve?
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: You have a seminar? You get down there. I like
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: that answer. I like that answer, Stave Harvey. Alright, so
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  Speaker 1: through the ninth. We want to see you there. We
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  Speaker 1: learn something that it's not for you know, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: If you watch us, we teach you how to be
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: unsuccessful watching us. All right, there's some beer coming out.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: Back in two thousand and fifteen, a brewery in Denmark.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: Never been to Denmark, you have been. It's been partnered
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: up with the music festival to collect the urine of
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: the people in attendance in hopes of brewing some beer
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: from their urine. Wow, well they have pulled it off.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: They have pulled it off. A new beer made from
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: urine has arrived. The craft brewery created ten thousand liters
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: of a beer called Pisner and is supposedly rather tasty,
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: they say, with a citrus and pine like aroma. The
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: broom Master Destruction describes it as a light, easy to
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: drink summer beer that would go well with the festival season.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: Who want to shot at at somebody already Nori bro
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: brigas beer what somebody? What? How did they do that? Well,
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: let's think about that, Tommy. I don't know. It's only
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: one way. Yeah, come on, let's let's see how your
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: mind works. Is that where you going with just one
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: big bucket and everybody everybody in a bucket. Listen, that's
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: just look at this fool right right behind. You got
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: to put a lot of sugar in that though. You
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: got to put you got to put so much sugar.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: They say it's rather tasty. What the that's just sugar
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: and pine like aroma. It's schigene. That is crazy. That
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: is crazy. The ale. I don't like the ale beers,
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: the ales, those loggers. They taste like that's strong. I don't.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: I don't like that. You know, I just had a
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: beer in my life. I tasted it, honestly missing you
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  Speaker 1: know how to bear no taste? This is what it
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: tastes like. Taste like, tastes like what's the best beard? Jay?
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: I like Angry Orchard. I love Angry. That's for me.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: I like that's them. I like coronas well. Go home.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try. Wanting to see see y'all Monday tomorrow.
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