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Black People's Checks, Afraid of Change, Things White People Say, July and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: Good at listening to mother for st Please, I don't
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  Speaker 1: I show will good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on, dig me na one and all it Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show, Man one more time. Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show. Yeah, I do, man, I
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  Speaker 1: thank God for it every day. You know, Um, my
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  Speaker 1: message is morning man, is real clear. It's something that's
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  Speaker 1: been on me to share, and it's it's amazing, you know, Um,
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  Speaker 1: God can do some amazing things for you. But what
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  Speaker 1: happens along the way is and I don't know that
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  Speaker 1: I mean to say, but but the fact that God
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  Speaker 1: can do some amazing things for you, that comes adversity
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  Speaker 1: along with it. Every single time it it just goes
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  Speaker 1: without saying. And I I was having a fairly I
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  Speaker 1: mean well not fairly, but a hugely successful week. I
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  Speaker 1: had never seen this type of hatred before. I hadn't
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  Speaker 1: seen it. And it's it's a great trick that the
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  Speaker 1: devil does, you know, when when God is blessing you
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  Speaker 1: and giving you some some some great opportunities in your
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  Speaker 1: life as all of you have gone through, and it is.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it amazing how some negative thing crops up? And
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  Speaker 1: that's what you have to focus on. I found out
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  Speaker 1: that I don't have to, but you wind up focusing
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  Speaker 1: on it, and your energy goes over to that to
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  Speaker 1: try to deal with it. Counteract, wonder why I was happening.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta make phone calls, what was this about? Blah
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  Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah, and and it and it throws
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  Speaker 1: you off the course you are on the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: the week. I was so grateful, I was so amazed.
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  Speaker 1: I was really thanking God for opportunity. For this brief moment,
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  Speaker 1: the enemy slides this little factor in there that causes
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  Speaker 1: you to and it requires your attention. You have to
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  Speaker 1: pay an attention because you don't know. You're going, wow, man,
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  Speaker 1: let me see what this could really be. How much
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  Speaker 1: dirt is this really that they're trying to do? And
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  Speaker 1: so it requires your attention, but in that attention, you
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  Speaker 1: lose your focus on really all the blessings and the
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  Speaker 1: good thing that God does for you. That the enemy
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  Speaker 1: has an amazing trick that he does that. And it
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  Speaker 1: was and it was in my head. I gotta tell
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  Speaker 1: y'all all week long, man, and I was doing some
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  Speaker 1: amazing stuff. I was having such a blessed week, man,
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  Speaker 1: in terms of press and pr and where God was
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  Speaker 1: taking me. And then when I got back, I was
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  Speaker 1: talking with my wife, and then I was talking to
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  Speaker 1: a good friend of ours and they shared something that
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  Speaker 1: really helped me out. And they said to me, new level,
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  Speaker 1: new devil. You know it's it's it's something really simple,
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  Speaker 1: but new level new devil. Every time you go to
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  Speaker 1: another level, every time you go a little bit higher,
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  Speaker 1: every time God has a blessing in store for you,
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  Speaker 1: every time He moves you in position, do you understand
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  Speaker 1: that the enemy's job is to make you not see
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  Speaker 1: the blessing, make you not be grateful for it, lose
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  Speaker 1: your focus and focus on this that I just threw
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  Speaker 1: in your way, this stumbling block, this obstacle, this trickery.
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  Speaker 1: And man, I was, I was, I got you. I
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  Speaker 1: just gotta tell you, man, I mean, it was so
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  Speaker 1: filled with hatred that I had to I really spend
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  Speaker 1: some time addressing it. I you know, I got publicists
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  Speaker 1: on the phone. I said, what's what's happening here? Y'all
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  Speaker 1: not watching this? Y'all not what? What? What was? What
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  Speaker 1: was this attack? You knew that you didn't know these angles?
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  Speaker 1: What was Steve Chill? New level, new devil. If you
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  Speaker 1: get a promotion on your job, guess what. Somebody ain't
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  Speaker 1: happy that you got the promotion. So here come to hey.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even you don't even really know these people.
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  Speaker 1: You have no idea. Every time you make a decision
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  Speaker 1: to make your relationship with your spouse better, man, this
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  Speaker 1: is it. You know what I'm gonna start doing. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna do this, man, so me and my girl can
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  Speaker 1: go on and have this on. Me and my man
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  Speaker 1: can go on and have this. Watch what happened every
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  Speaker 1: single time? Here comes the new level, the new devil,
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  Speaker 1: the trick. You don't need to do that. What you're
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  Speaker 1: doing that for her? She don't appreciate it. He ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna appreciate it. Look over here, man, look at that
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  Speaker 1: right there. Ain't he nothing you know he missed, he
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  Speaker 1: didn't call you, and he said, there's gonna all types
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  Speaker 1: of stuff. It just happens all the time. And I
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  Speaker 1: was sitting here talking with this friend, really good friend,
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  Speaker 1: very spiritual person, and they said, you know something, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was talking to Jesus and said I
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  Speaker 1: was having this conversation with Christ. And I said, God,
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  Speaker 1: for real, you mean to tell me every time that
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  Speaker 1: something good happens to me. You mean every time I
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  Speaker 1: try to go to the next level, every time you
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  Speaker 1: put me on the next level, You mean to tell
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  Speaker 1: me that I got to go through this right here?
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  Speaker 1: Are you for real? And then my friend said, Jesus said,
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  Speaker 1: they did it to me, and we just fell out laughing.
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  Speaker 1: They did it to me, They did it to him.
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  Speaker 1: They did it to him for him to go to
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  Speaker 1: the next level. And you know, I was just I
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  Speaker 1: was just going over the whole story about the crucifixion
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  Speaker 1: and everything that had to be amazing man of all
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  Speaker 1: the hate he had endured, all the prosecuting he had
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  Speaker 1: do it. They thought, ultimately, what we'll do is we'll
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  Speaker 1: nail him on a cross in Rusifie and that'll be
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  Speaker 1: the end of him. And we'll put him in his
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  Speaker 1: tune and we'll put this big stone up there, and
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  Speaker 1: that'll be the end of him. But what they did
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  Speaker 1: not know was all you was doing was setting the
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  Speaker 1: tone for the next level. Because eventually the stone got
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  Speaker 1: rolled away and he went and got placed with his
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  Speaker 1: father where he was headed to. Anyway, he ultimately knew
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  Speaker 1: that his ultimate goal was to get to his father.
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  Speaker 1: So when you when you when you thought you were
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  Speaker 1: doing what you were doing to him, and you put
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  Speaker 1: him in a tune and you put the big stone
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  Speaker 1: up in there, and the stone got rolled got rolled away,
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  Speaker 1: and he went eventually to where he was trying to
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  Speaker 1: get to. That story is in place for all of
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  Speaker 1: us to remember that when we are going through some things,
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  Speaker 1: could it be because we are going to a place,
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  Speaker 1: you know, It could be just a place in life.
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  Speaker 1: It could be just as a different level in life.
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  Speaker 1: That's all it has to be. But there's going to
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  Speaker 1: be the adversarial challenges that come with it, and those
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  Speaker 1: are the moments we must expect, expect and take them
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  Speaker 1: head on and still not lose your focus or appreciation
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  Speaker 1: for what God has done for you. So in light
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  Speaker 1: of all of that, I'm able to say today that
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  Speaker 1: I thank my heavenly Father, I really do for all
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  Speaker 1: the blessing season bestowed upon me and all of the
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  Speaker 1: haters and all of the liars, and all of the
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  Speaker 1: backstabbers and all those people. When you get through lying,
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  Speaker 1: when you get through stabbing, when you get through gossiping
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  Speaker 1: and doing what you do, I'm still going to the
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  Speaker 1: next level. I'm still going. You cannot stop what God
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  Speaker 1: has in store for you. No one can stop that.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, man have your attention,
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  Speaker 1: Please please welcome to the Steve Harmy Morning Show. Today's
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  Speaker 1: show is dedicated to all of the loving, hard working
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  Speaker 1: men and women, boys and girls who work out though
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  Speaker 1: if you work out, yes, yeah, out outside, even the
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  Speaker 1: ones at the airport they bring that plane in rules
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  Speaker 1: like ring on the back of a garbage God, bless you,
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  Speaker 1: yeah rufless people that brain put up satellite dishes, climbing
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  Speaker 1: telephone pole farmer, Bless you, bless you're hard. Bless your
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  Speaker 1: like God, you work outside. Ladies and gentlemen, dedicated to you. Hey, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I've never had an outside job where I worked outside. Sirley,
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  Speaker 1: you're so bush. I am not I'm just selling. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: never worked outside outside how, I don't know, like what
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  Speaker 1: would I like mowing lawns and stuff? Yes, it's for boys.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know one girl that moses tennis court swabbing
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  Speaker 1: tarred down on the bridge on seventy one, Jack haml Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: now jumping Jack's very few though, Yeah, laying down concrete,
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  Speaker 1: putting farms up, being outside farming plow Okay, I'm the
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  Speaker 1: only one that's never had an outside job. Yea, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what did you do, Carla? She said she had an
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  Speaker 1: out work for this bureau. Oh yeah, you know. Monica
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  Speaker 1: worked outside Mississippi. They ain't even don't even have any dough.
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  Speaker 1: They just now started building buildings in the sixth Their
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  Speaker 1: first builders went up in the sixties. No, you was
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  Speaker 1: born in the seventies, like your first building with ten
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  Speaker 1: years old. Her jobs was outside, Hingish championship everything. Monica
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  Speaker 1: ben't all that man, Shelley, you man gets you bad
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  Speaker 1: and bootshit. I haven't but just worked as a park
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  Speaker 1: yeah in the park. You ain't know washed cars? Oh
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  Speaker 1: you know, I washed the car man. I worked at
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  Speaker 1: the cars house. I know nothing. You ain't done windows
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  Speaker 1: or nothing like that. Windows as a job. Let you
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  Speaker 1: get for no has your ass ever had to sweep
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  Speaker 1: her from Yeah that's at home, that's not that's not
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  Speaker 1: a job moment, Get me that whatever we just been
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  Speaker 1: sening didn't working with a little rich ass white girl anyway.
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  Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. These are people Jay explain that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we all got friends that used to do
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  Speaker 1: something and now that they don't do it anymore, they
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  Speaker 1: real brand new. You know what I'm talking about. You know,
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  Speaker 1: they used to eat meat, but now they did don't
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  Speaker 1: need me. They can't standing to be around meat eaters
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  Speaker 1: because I'm a vegetarian. Now, didn't you I'm telling about myself,
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  Speaker 1: But I did? I get brand new? They used to
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  Speaker 1: but anyone you got one junior? Yeah, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: people that lose weight. Uh you know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: Like they like they ain't alway at the goal yet,
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  Speaker 1: but they didn't lost ten pounds and now everybody else
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  Speaker 1: is overweight, sitting down like you know, they need to
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  Speaker 1: do something about them. I can't believe they're sitting up
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  Speaker 1: here like that. They can do better that they put
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  Speaker 1: on that not yet outfit. Yeah they're not there yet,
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  Speaker 1: but they put it on. But he put it on
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  Speaker 1: because they got one curve out the two I've seen
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  Speaker 1: me they talk about so bad. I can't staying that anyone.
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  Speaker 1: They don't do that no more that one. All right?
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  Speaker 1: How about these guys, Okay, they used to che eat
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  Speaker 1: on their why but now all of a sudden they're
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  Speaker 1: deacon in the yeah, right, and then they're judging everyone,
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  Speaker 1: judging all the other cheaters. Okay, being the bar shot
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  Speaker 1: raising so much a head man meant for one couple
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  Speaker 1: years ago when he was in the world. Right, but
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  Speaker 1: you gotn't see somebody that mouth used to be just
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  Speaker 1: super raggedy. Then they didn't got their teeth fix. Now
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, man, they still need you need
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  Speaker 1: to flow with you just got them tea all right?
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  Speaker 1: Please God, people, all these people been driving the eighty
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  Speaker 1: five maximum that was slid on. All of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: ass gets the new car. Now you want to call
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  Speaker 1: the homeowners association about people parking calls out the front
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  Speaker 1: of the house. You know that, ain't you know of
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  Speaker 1: quality doing? Doing body work? Over the front of the
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  Speaker 1: house over eighty five. Not all was cold back then,
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  Speaker 1: but the Valor seats wasn't even vor. It was just yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know that one. I got one when you know
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  Speaker 1: this one, it's for me. You know those people they
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  Speaker 1: used to curse profanity, but you gotta feel the mouth,
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  Speaker 1: so yeah, believe you talk like that. Yeah, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at don't you. That's how you live. I go, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know this, this one's really bothers me. It's not
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  Speaker 1: that anybody in here, you know, but yeah, you know
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  Speaker 1: I hate people that will, you know, be born you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, born in the project. But now when they
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  Speaker 1: come out and natty booge, you know, they they forget
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  Speaker 1: sandwich is nobody in here, no nobody hit that. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know what's maloney? Y'all fright blooney? Why would
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  Speaker 1: you fright? Baloney? Oh God, just ain't don't even know
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  Speaker 1: how to act. That can't can't get their hands dirty. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The people back back in the day, they had all
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  Speaker 1: black friends, all black friends. Now they got one white friend. Man.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't they didn't change the game. They didn't change
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  Speaker 1: the game. You add them to. No, I was just
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  Speaker 1: gonna say that all the people out there, it's black
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  Speaker 1: and now you got four white new prayers. Now you
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  Speaker 1: can't remember the street you grow up, they get brand new.
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  Speaker 1: They got all the four white friends. Now are the
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  Speaker 1: ones that used to go to church? Now they don't
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  Speaker 1: believe no more? That right there? That's a flip. You
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  Speaker 1: can't man, No, you can't know texting you every Sunday?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you going to church? This one? Go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. I was the one't really get on my
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  Speaker 1: nerves too. This one hid people with the appeared miss skin.
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  Speaker 1: You stopped trying to me up now because you can
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  Speaker 1: make this the number that you would you like to
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  Speaker 1: make a hundred thousand, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can do
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  Speaker 1: that with us. How much you make? I ain't there yet,
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  Speaker 1: but a hundred thousand a month and you ain't got it,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, you thousand people. I don't know why you
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  Speaker 1: keep trying to see me on something you don't hate. Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Why am I gonna talk you about being to me?
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  Speaker 1: And then you ain't one? Yeah? Hello, yeah, yeah, got
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  Speaker 1: plenty broke your whole lot ever ball had no money.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know where you went off and got some money?
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  Speaker 1: You know that money comes from. But now you come
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  Speaker 1: back and your girlfriend, wife, you somebody in this room
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  Speaker 1: whoa hold on? But when your black relitude, it's looking
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  Speaker 1: at you like you could lost show down man, and
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  Speaker 1: your statement is y'all need to check it. Y'all need
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  Speaker 1: to really check yourself. Well you know how many black cars?
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  Speaker 1: You are? Right? That goes out to my cousin. They
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  Speaker 1: used to but they don't know mom. Wow, we all
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  Speaker 1: know him. Yes, we'll be back. You're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. The nephew is here to run that prank back?
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  Speaker 1: What you got nef work wife, I mean work husband,
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  Speaker 1: poor husband. You didn't think it. You didn't think work
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  Speaker 1: husband's had enough ws in it? Boy, work running cat. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach out Gary, Gary, who is this? Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? Hey? This is Tony Man. I work
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  Speaker 1: with your wife, Pam. It's your Oh yeah, she's fine,
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  Speaker 1: she's fine. Man. I'm I'm one of a co workers. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you. You know, I've
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  Speaker 1: been working with a quite some time. I'm kind of
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  Speaker 1: like what they called her work husband. Man. You may
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  Speaker 1: have heard her mentioned me before, Tony. Wait Wait, wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: back up, back up because I may be a little sleep.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say a husband? No? No, no no, no, no no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no, nothing like that. Man, ain't but one
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  Speaker 1: husband here? Okay, No, I got that. I'm a work husband,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know like that. You know, they'd be
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  Speaker 1: just something playful at the job. They'd be saying, what
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Well, you know, just just something
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  Speaker 1: you know, playful. They'd be saying, you know, uh, when
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  Speaker 1: you hang around somebody a lot, they said, he's your
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  Speaker 1: work husband or your work wife, you know, something like that.
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  Speaker 1: But no, nothing nothing, nothing heavy, nothing heavy at all. Man,
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  Speaker 1: All right, what's what's up? Man? I mean, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: What I was calling? Man? Trying to ask you? How long? Um?
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  Speaker 1: How long have you a pam been married? Wait? Wait,
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  Speaker 1: what's what's your name again? My name is Tony? Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: um we've been married about eight or nine years. Let mean,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? How long do you do? Uh? If you
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  Speaker 1: don't mind me asking? How much long would you see
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  Speaker 1: y'all y'all being married? Who I kind of do? Mind you? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: What hold up? How did you get this lumber again? Man? Like? No,
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  Speaker 1: I got to I got the number out of out
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  Speaker 1: of Pam's phone, and I wanted to call you myself.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa back out of
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  Speaker 1: my wife's phone. Yeah, dog, I don't I don't even
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  Speaker 1: ask whoa whoa? Why are you in my wife's phone?
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  Speaker 1: Mah nah, dude, I mean I just got it off
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  Speaker 1: a desk, man. I wanted to. I wanted to, um,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to reach out to you man
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  Speaker 1: and kind of have a black a private conversation with you.
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  Speaker 1: That saw first one. Why are you in my wife's phone?
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  Speaker 1: You calling me? Dude? I mean, this is this, this
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  Speaker 1: is how this this husband thing, this is really is
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  Speaker 1: really blowing me right now. No, it's just it's just
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  Speaker 1: it's a work husband, man, That's all it is. What
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  Speaker 1: is a work husband? What are you? What are you
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  Speaker 1: doing with my wife? You know? That's just like you know,
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  Speaker 1: like you know, I'll bring us some coffee and donuts
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  Speaker 1: to the job, or you know, get us some lunch
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. Man, if she don't feel like going, if
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  Speaker 1: my wife don't even like don that if we got
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  Speaker 1: a new coffee machine just two weeks ago from why
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  Speaker 1: are you bringing my wife? Woo? Hey? Man, listen really,
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  Speaker 1: I really, I basically I just called for this year.
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  Speaker 1: I loan, I loan. Do you foresee y'all being married
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  Speaker 1: to death? Do I? Fuck? What do you mean? How
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: long are we gonna be married? What you'll let me
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: get to? Tony Man, Tony, Tony, Tony. I don't give
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: a damn you asking me these? Hold on, let me
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: let me call my wife. Hold on, hold on, Hello Gary, Gary, Look,
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  Speaker 1: tam you better call me with be in two minutes
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  Speaker 1: right now. It's ten thirty eight. You better call me
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  Speaker 1: a ten forty and you're black be sleeping outside? Hello, Tory? Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Yes you do that? Why you call her? Man? This?
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  Speaker 1: This wonna be a conversation me and you having together? Hello?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about you? You want my wife's work? Husband?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: It ain't but one husband up in here, war Land
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: name and she don't keep it till death? Do us part? Now?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you called me on a Friday, because I
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: got all weekend to think about that. It wasn't I'm
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: gonna give you because this put here now, Hey, man,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: way man all, I'm trying to figure out how much
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: wrong do you think you want to be married to her? Oh? Yeah,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: this wasn't gonna be phenomenal. Are you better get right
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: with Jesus on Friday? Because I got a dance tea.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna meet a Monday morning. If I'm taking my
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: wife up there early and I want to see you black,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying the dog. All I'm saying is if
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  Speaker 1: you didn't want to be be mad too any longer
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  Speaker 1: than maybe we could work something. Now. That's all I'm
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: asking men, No workout partner. All we need to work
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  Speaker 1: it out is be there Monday, because I'm sure the
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  Speaker 1: hell's gonna be there fashion early Monday, waiting for yo
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  Speaker 1: work husband mine. Okay, look, man, I'm not gonna see
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  Speaker 1: working I'm not trying to look all do. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to do it. Help a deeper man and man conversation
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  Speaker 1: with you. Man, all right, you don't call me trying
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: to boss you bringing my wife, don't acting coffee and
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: all up in us. All this ain't no decent conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm her work husband, dog. Everybody everybody. Most
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  Speaker 1: people have a work husband or work wife. Man. That's
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: that's known in the corporate world. Work husband. You hear
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? What a work husband and you. I'm
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: gonna be there Monday eight o'clock. Hey man, I'm not
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: gonna say go back. Look you know what, I'm gonna
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: just call Pam. I just called Pam. Sorry, call me
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  Speaker 1: back in about a minute. In fifteen seconds, we're gonna
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: wait for Hump to call me back. Works, husband, mine
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  Speaker 1: from this on Friday. Okay, Well that's it was just
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: it was just a question. Man. I'm just trying to
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: see if you didn't want to, maybe we could work
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  Speaker 1: something out if I find out if there's any truth
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  Speaker 1: to anything you're saying. Oh, it's gonna be the late
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  Speaker 1: night to night you ain't nobody's gonna do nothing to
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  Speaker 1: my baby. I mean, ain't nobody fad you call my
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  Speaker 1: wife's your payment? No? No, man, I'm doing on Monday
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: and this the work husband. Hey man, I'm not. I
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: got one more day I need to say to you. Man, No,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing to say to me Monday. No, No, No,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I got something else I need to say to you.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Are you listening? You better talk to Jesus because I'm
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: gonna be up there on Monday eight. Okay, I got
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say it
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  Speaker 1: to say to me itself Monday, I got I do.
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  Speaker 1: Got one more thing to say to you. Go ahead,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: go ahead, I say that you're listening. I'm listening to
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: this for work. Average. We're just what I want to
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: tell you. I mean, this is nephew Tommy from the
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: brother Eric sul Well that I put you up to this.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad it's a joke because somebody was about
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: to die. So you are right. Man. Oh man, that's
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  Speaker 1: a good one. Your Oh I need a drink, man, Man, Yeah, Man, Hey,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the lane? Man?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all crazy? Okay? What do
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I mean? You know? Why do you ask us that
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: every time? I just like the acolades, I like the clause.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: A great prankster. Why just listen for it? Yeah, which
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I think if it sucks, we'll tell you. Don't worry.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Oh I know you will and your counterpart. Oh, let
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: me get started on that, y'all all right, coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening it's time for Junior's truth to be told.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I just want to just talk about the links that
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I know people will go to to get their check,
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  Speaker 1: the true to Dan's No, let me say something about
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: black people. Dare's nothing we won't do to get our check.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: We don't leave our money at the job. Somebody we know,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: and rewod It came up because Jay had left and
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: his check was sitting up there, and he said, Dog,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: before you walk out of that room today, put my
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: chick in that draw. Okay. So I thought about the
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: list that I know black people go to to get
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: their chick. I don't care if we at court, dog,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I'm in court room number seven. When you leave that
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: job today, I might be in front of the judge
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: walk through that little swivel. Dog, hay me my check.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Don't say that. I don't care what level it ending
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  Speaker 1: my check. Look here, dog, I'm having surgery at eight
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  Speaker 1: thirty when rule number three I might be open. I
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  Speaker 1: might be under, but place that check in my right
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  Speaker 1: two fingers. And I'm a griffin. But what I can't
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  Speaker 1: do it leave my money. I'm here at this dog
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: old job. Hey man, they won't be Yeah, I want
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: at a stag. Put it between them two fingers because
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: the one's gonna lock. But but bring me my check
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: when I wake up. When I come through in recovery,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I should have my check in my hand. I don't
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: care if you if you had a funeral. Yeah, if
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I'm up there at the casket at the grave, sake
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: before you leave that office this Thursday, come back, come
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: by the grave yard. Put when the second family call,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: lay my check on the backseat. I'm just talking. When
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I come back here, I should see my check. I
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: don't care what it is. You got to bring us
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: out check dog money money. Don't care where you money.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: They're not gonna leave it. I don't care where you're going.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Hey man, look man, but i'm calling in sick. I'm
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: going on a trail rat. We're in the third wagon.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I'll be in the back cooking. Ride your car up
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  Speaker 1: next to this horse and bring me. It's no way
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  Speaker 1: we leave it. I check. We're not we got to
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: get paid. Wrong with that? Nothing wrong with it. Nothing
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: that don't change at no level. No, I don't trust
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: like see their money like, no, already got money. You
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: can't bleed it in with nothing. I don't know if
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: it's money, you know, seriously, man, I got so you
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: can't cheat me out of now nickel. I want to
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: see my check. I put it in there. Okay, but
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: that direct deposit. No, I'm with you. You trust to
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: the bank direct deposit. You don't trust something ever happened.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I don't trust nobody at work for Has something ever
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: happened before where a check didn't get in or something?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Is that? Why? No? No, I can't have Well, what
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: if you lose the check, the actual physical check where
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: that happened? At what happened? Man? What you can take
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: a picture of lost chick? I lost some wis but
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I ain't never lost a chick. The amount the check?
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I lost a ten dollars, I've done that, caller. What Yeah,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: you can take a pitch and deposit your kick. Yeah,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: a limit to that though. So Steven's time for today's headlines,
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Ann Tripp, Okay, thank you very much,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: and this is a trip of the news. While authorities
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: in Haiti have arrested two Haitian Americans, among these six
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: being held in connection with the assassination Wednesday of Haitian
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: presidents Jovan al Moois on One of them is a
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: James Solanges, said to be a former security guard at
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: the Canadian embassy in Port of Prance. Although Solange refers
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: to himself as a military policeman. No idea has been
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: released on the other Haitian American arrested. President Biden says
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: that US plans the US plans to have all of
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: our troops, all of them, out of Afghanistan by the
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: end of August August thirty first, thereby ending a twenty
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: year war that began with the September eleven terrorist attacks.
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  Speaker 1: He says, though this does not mean that there will
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: be absolutely no American presidence there. We will continue to
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: provide civilian and humanitarian assistance, including speaking out for the
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: rights of women and girls. I intend to maintain our
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: diplomatic presidents in Afghanistan, and we're coordinating closely for our
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: international partners in order to continue to secure the international airport.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Mister Biden says that our pullout from Afghanistan is overdue
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: and that he will not send another generation of Americans
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: to war with quote no expectation of achieving a different outcome. Une.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Most of the COVID news recently has been kind of
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: on the positive side, but no more. A national health
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: officials say now that the new infections and hospitalizations are
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: trending back up in this country. So far, more than
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: six hundred thousand lives have been lost to the coronavirus
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: with this new delta variant spreading and fast leaving infectious disease.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Expert doctor Anthony Fauci to make things as plain as
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: he can. Please get vaccinated. It will protect you against
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: the surging of the delta variant. There are prayers in
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: a moment of silence. Yesterday, the side of the condo
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: collapsed two weeks ago in service Side, Florida, and sadly
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: that marked the official change from that of a rescue
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: operation to a recovery mission, since authorities say they don't
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: feel that there'll be any live victims removed from the rubble.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: In fact, they said yesterday that they'd haven't ruled any
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: live victims from the rubble. Everybody they pulled out recently
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: had been already passed. The confirmed death toll now stands
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: at sixty four, with seventy six people still missing, and
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: finally turns out contestants for the Miss Mexico Miss Mexico
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: contest from fourteen to Mexico's thirty two states have tested
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: positive for the coronavirus. It was too late to cancel
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: the pageants, so they wrapped it up anyway and quickly.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: And a white Knoxville, Tennessee, police officer who attended a
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: friend's wedding while off duty was knocked out after making
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: a racist remark to the wrong guest. Now back to
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the show. So, Steve,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: what is up? What do you think about? You some stuff?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: And I'm just tired of see and I'm gonna just
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: star calling people out do it? You know, I don't
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: stuff I don't like. Here's number one right here? Huh
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: men standing at bus stop trying to holler at women
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: you need to work? Yeah, are you serious that you're
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: trying to holler she didn't pull up at the light.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: You've been over. Hey, Hey, you can't. No, no, she
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: can't because she gotta call you don't right every day?
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Call him out. Here's another one. When small chiki small
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  Speaker 1: small do chici o big people dog. You do know
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: that's supposed to be loose and long. You can't be
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: with the movement when you're showing Jack you can't move
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: your nameless showing under your do I feel U right there, man.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I don't like people that still wearing nugget really like
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: what you ain't talk about my grandfather, everything, the whole set.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: That's funny. What I don't like men Men who carry
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: their packs of cools in the sleeve or they t shirt.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah that since we're doing that. I don't like women
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: that can money lighter cigarette in. They frown, you keep
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: going in then I don't know why they steer headie
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: that Fanny path body never looked good in the Fanny Path.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Ba don't look good. Don't look good. People tourist all
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, but he s muchross cause that steel
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: got spinels. They spent they spending. All right, we'll have
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Sometimes
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: it's really hard to break out of your old routine routine.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: We know that. For example, maybe you've had the same
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: haircut or style for years and it looks good on
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: you and everyone likes it, so you don't change it.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: But maybe you should, Maybe you should try something new.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: How about your choice of cars or movies or people
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: you date. Maybe try something new and that will change
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: your life for the better. Even if it doesn't, you
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: can always go back to your old routine. So Steve,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: we're gonna start with you as we always do. What
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: things in your life are you afraid to change up?
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Or has changing your life routine made things better or
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: worse for you? I ain't afraid to change nothing in
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: my life. A matter of fact, if I could change
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: one thing that might give my life a jump or
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: boosted in another direction, Yeah, I probably get a perm.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: All right, What are you going to perm your mustache? What?
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: You know? You know, you know, you know, you know,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: grow a little bit of half back I can and
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: then permit, you know, I'm saying, just whatever, I'm gonna
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: let it come on and then just permit, you know,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: kind of kind of be like a you know, a
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: little baby ass shop. I thought even gotta go deep
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, yeah, well, I mean on on the
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: real tip. There's nothing in my life I can change now.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Am I doing things to get better? Of course I am.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to improve my spirituality. That's my number one
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: focus right now. It's been trying to improve yeah, oh absolutely.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: That's my number one focus above anything else, is improving
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: my spirituality as a person. That's my number one goal
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: right now, and and other than that, I can't change nothing.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: You know, well, you know I change my hair all
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: this year. Yea to sit down. Hey, I wanted to
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: do things differently. I like change. It was fun and
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: it was fun. I felt good. It was because you
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: ain't got no one live green. You did blue, pink yellow. No,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't do yellow. I did platinum green. You say,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I've been considering it. I'm back to what what's this
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: crayon box? Look for? What is that? I like? That's
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: who I really am. I like it. I like colors.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I like change in my hair. I really do. Tell
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: me what would you change? Just gonna really cold cold
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: to get in my phone? Change it? I tried. Yeah,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: let me just Yeah, you're married now, you still have
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: let me lease hell on my phone, let me have that,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: let me hold on, Steve. Doesn't Marjorie have your code?
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: You've said that it several times on the show. Yeah,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: excuse me why you got your code on your phone?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Did tell me say it with your ignorant does that?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: What does tidal? What you need. Here's a commm huh, Tommy,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: my kids can grab my phone. I don't care. What
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: what what? What is that so bad? Tommy? What is
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: that so terrible? I don't understand that. In some homes
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: in America, do you still take your phone in the
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: shower with you? How do you do that? Tommy got
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: his phone in the shower like soap on a rope
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: at the waterpoo. He got his phone in a zip
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: lock around day watching all abundance, just waiting on a call. Baby,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just waiting on a call. Wow, that's amazing. So
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: that will make your your life better if you change
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: your code, that will make your list better periodically. I
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: just have just got to remember it, all right. We'll
• 42:28
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• 42:31
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• 42:35
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour right about four minutes after.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today's subject. I need it,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: and I need it now. But right now it is
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: the nephew here with today's prank phone called nef King
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: of Prank. What you got give me my change for
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: a hunted whoa, whoa? Are you so aggressive when you
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: won't you'll change? You have to be aggressive. Give me
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: my change for a hunt I'm talking to a stripper. Accidentally,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I accidentally gave you a hunter. You know what I mean.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: It ain't nobody mean to give you no whole hunted. Okay,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: you are a cheap Give me my change for that
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: hunted running Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Regina. Please speaking, Hello, yeah, speaking,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: this is Regina. Okay, hey, uh, you did a bachelor
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: party for me and my boys, like about two weeks ago. Okay, Sean,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: you remember, Sean? Yes? Yes, okay, Now listen when you
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: m you were doing a lot of lap dances at night.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: You remember that? Yes? So, how did you get my number?
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: How can I help? You need a party done? I mean,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: what do you need? Okay, well, no, no, it ain't
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: nothing like that. I'm saying. You know you did a
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: lot of lap dances. Do you remember that? Yes? Okay,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: we'll listen. You know that night I was at the party,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: you did some lap dancers for me. But okay, what
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you was that the lap dances
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: you had did was the lap dancer was ten dollars,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Am I right right? You will be correct, Yes, okay,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: ten dollars. But I accidentally I thought I gave you
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: a ten dollar bill when I really gave you one
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Okay, you know I need actually what the
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: reason why I called you was. I'm trying to I'm
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: trying to get that, you know, I'm trying to get
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: that ninety dollars back. Wait a minute, let me ask
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: you something. First of all, how did you get my number? Well,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: the dude that um who is due? Who is due?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: That through the back, you know, the guy that hooked
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  Speaker 1: y'all up as far as doing the bachelor Billy Billy,
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  Speaker 1: the ones that got yall to to come and do
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  Speaker 1: the bachelorette party. Okay. What I'm trying to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: tell you is is that I got the number from him. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and he told me that I could call you and
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  Speaker 1: try to just talk to you about it. Okay, And
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  Speaker 1: you want me to give you See, I gave dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I had tipped you. I was I was really fee
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  Speaker 1: to pay you ten dollars, but it was one hundred
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  Speaker 1: dollars bill. So what the reason what I'm saying to
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  Speaker 1: you is that I want to get the other ninety
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  Speaker 1: dollars back. I'm not giving you know damn ninety dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm not giving you your damn ninety dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Old on, Wait a minute on, I don't even think
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  Speaker 1: you understand I wasn't trying to give you all that
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  Speaker 1: money at one time. I need to get that money
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  Speaker 1: back from you. You understand. Ten dollars, that's it. The
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: other money that was blown to be I ain't get
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: my change back from you. I give you change back,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: but the dollars a down till I'm not giving me back.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody be giving you no damn hundred dollars at one
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: time I was wrong with you. I'm not giving no
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: damn ninety dollars that man. You should watch what you
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: was doing, because you should gonna give me my nighty do?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I have already told you I wasn't even trying to
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: give you this money. I wouldn't try to give you.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I was trying to give you ten dollars. That's what
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I was trying to give you. I'm not giving you
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  Speaker 1: nothing back. You're not getting nothing. You should be your
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: wife and your kids. Hey lady, listen, you don't even
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: understand what what's going on right here? Let him I
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  Speaker 1: you should have been asked. I wasn't trying to one
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: of money is trying to get you no money. This
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  Speaker 1: a misunderstand it. I mean if I collars. But now
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  Speaker 1: look I'm already staying I was giving ten, but not
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: yet that belonged to me. I'm not given. Man, you're
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  Speaker 1: calling me working me up. Come on, you're not ance.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not giving it. Man. I'm wanna give you a tip,
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  Speaker 1: but I ain't getting you no ninety dollars tip you need.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: You got no having you with a lady. Look, I'm
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: not gonna city and going to go ahead with you
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  Speaker 1: all this. Look I want to get my ninety dollars
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  Speaker 1: back from you. No. First of all, if you called
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: me lad with more time, I'm gonna come fign you
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  Speaker 1: and kick y'all talking about I'm not giving a bawn
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  Speaker 1: n and dollars back. Thanks for the trip. You shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be the first place. Like I said, keep the homeless sign. Hey,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: lady on the rail, I ain't trying to go back
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  Speaker 1: and forth with you. I was. I'm saying is it's
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: been a mistake. I wasn't trying to give you no
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars, all right, that was a mistake. I just
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: want my money back, and nobody tripping with you getting
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: my money back. I'm not giving you a death bang back.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not giving you nay. That's your problem. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: go home and tell your life what you did with
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: the extra ninety dollars. I'm just trying to get your walk.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I told you I don't want my twenty dollars. Signs
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  Speaker 1: finn me come sign it is? And you don't never
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: man bank conciless for knowing you, you don't have to
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: try to get your ninety dollars. I don't want my
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: money from you. Why don't you? Why don't you? Don't
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you got from here? I when you cut my mandom
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: me no dawn ninety dollars? I bet you that one. Well,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: are you gonna play me my ninety dollars? You know?
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Damn nine dolls? No ankling them? No, give you no
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: n down thank get for a damn kill you ain't it?
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna give me. You donna give me
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  Speaker 1: my nighty dollars. You're gonna do that? You come from
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: her for then I'm gonna won't lit change that. You
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: get my phone? Why I come cut you? Can you
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: say dass? Don't call me? I got one more thing
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I want to tell you. You listen to me? I
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: can't listen to your Are you listening to me? I
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: want more thing I need to say to you little kids.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you listening to Don't call me with that man?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Listen to you. I'm killing do what you got to say?
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: You can kill? I said, I got one more thing
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  Speaker 1: to say to you. Are you What do you got
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  Speaker 1: to say? That is? Which is it? Nephew tom Me
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  Speaker 1: from the Steve harp And Morning Show. You just gotta
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  Speaker 1: pranked by your girl friend? Who is hello Hello, hello
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  Speaker 1: from me? That makes you just you killed? I'm gonna
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: cutting you in, all right, baby? Are you now? I'm
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: all right? That that that that that that wasn't cool.
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  Speaker 1: What y'all saying? No, you're gonna make it rain didn't
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  Speaker 1: gonna want some change from getting change for a hundred Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying you have nothing to say on that stage. Now.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I told you I ain't coming on these pranks. No
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: ball but a change, change for some money he gave her.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Come on, why why why are we even talking about strength?
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Because she got the hundred? Why not see this? Oh
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: it's us. You already know. If you go to Magic
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: City and you want to give be nice. No, no, no, no,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I don't go to Magic City. Let's stop club. When
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I go to Magic City, got a hundred. I don't
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: want to give you my whole hundred. I want to
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: give you five dollars and get my five dollars ninety
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  Speaker 1: five dollars back. You are crazy. You got you You
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: probably didn't got your wallet off phone. He got ninety
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  Speaker 1: five ones on the ground. You can give me my change?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Is what trip? You look? No? Go around getting jam?
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, thank you nephew. Coming up next,
• 51:31
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  Speaker 1: show subject I need it and I need it now.
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been with my man for two
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  Speaker 1: years and we have lived together for the past year.
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  Speaker 1: We have a really good relationship, but there's one problem.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: He will not have any kind of sexual relationships with
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: me sexual relations with me, and this has been going
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: on since we started living together. He says he wants
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: to wait until we are married, but he has not
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: even proposed. We're not at that point in our relationship yet.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: He told me that when God puts it in his heart,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: he will ask me to marry him. When we first
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: started dating, we had sex all of the time. I
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: am fifty six years old and he is sixty years old,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: and I think it's a little late in life for
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: him to be practicing celibacy. We sleep in the same
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: bed every night, and he won't even cuddle with me
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: because he says that leads to intimacy. He sometimes sleeps
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: in the guest room if he thinks I'm trying to
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: get frisky with him. He wants he wants us to
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: go to a Christian counselor so I can think see
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: things from his point of view. I do believe in
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: waiting for sex before marriage, but at our age, I
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: have a stressful job and some days I just want
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: to come home and relieve some stress with some good
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: old sex. If he does not give it, he does
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: not give me a wedding date soon, I don't know
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: if I can stay in this sexless relationship. I am
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: ready to move out and move on with my life.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: What do you think I should do? Please help now.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: It's really hard to stop with the sex. It's hard
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: once you started, okay, but your man has managed to
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: do it for some reason, and for a very good one,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I might add, because he wants to be a good
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Christian and it doesn't matter to him your ages. He
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: says he's waiting for God to put it in his
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: heart to propose to you. And here's a crazy part.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: You agree with him on a certain level, you say
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: you believe and waiting for sex before marriage. Again, you
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: agree with him on that point, But it's not because
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: of God that you believe him or you agree with him.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: It's not because of Christianity that you believe him agree
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  Speaker 1: with him. It's because of your ages. You're fifty sixty's sixty.
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  Speaker 1: And I just say to you, you cannot have it
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: both ways. You can't. Either you're with him on this
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: or you're not. And like you say, you're gonna move on,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: move out of this relationship and move on with your life.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: You got to make a decision here. If you want
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: to cuddle and if you want to relieve your stress,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: if you've had a particularly stressful day and you want
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: to have sex with him, well, this is not your
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: guy because he doesn't want to. He's waiting. Okay, he's
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: cut you off. I mean, he did offer you a
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: sort of an olive branch, and that's inviting you to
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: go to Christian counseling with him so you could see
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: his point of view. So if you don't see his
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: point of view, if you're not feeling what he's talking about,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: you have to move on. This is not your man.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: This letter is nothing but a letter feel with contradictions.
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  Speaker 1: I could never get a bead on what she wanted
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: or what she was talking about. She's been with a
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: man for two years, they've lived together for the past year.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: We had a really good relationship. But there's one problem.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: He would not have any kind of sexual relationship with me,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: and this has been going on since we started living together.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: So they've been dating for two years. They lived together
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: for one year. After they move in, he stopped having
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: sex with her. He says he wants to wait until
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: we are married, but he ain't even proposed. So now
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: he say he wanted today today get married. But then
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: you say he hasn't even proposed to you, And then
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: you turn around and say, were not at that point
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: in our relationship yet? The hell are you living with him? Fault?
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: It is that this block of information right here, not
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: to mention that they old and ought to know better
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: on all levels. She fifty six, he's sixty, Like, this
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: is some new stuff. You ain't never heard of this.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: You've been together for two years. It had sex for
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: one year, you moved in together, you ain't had no sex.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: He say he gonna wait till they married, but then
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: he ain't proposed to you. But then you turn it
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: in and say, we ain't at that point now relationship yet?
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Why you live with him and want to have sex
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: at sixty and you don't want to marry. He told
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: me that when God puts it in his heart, he
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: will ask me to marry him. Oh, now, you dragged
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: the Lord into this, so I guess the Lord put
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: it in his hard to hear you move in. That
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: was the Lord. When we first started dating, we had
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: sex all the time. Women, Hold up, we don't win
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: from a sexless marriage sexless relationship till we had sex
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: all the time. I'm fifty six, he's sixty. I think
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: it's a little late in life for him to be
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: practicing celibacy. Okay, let me mark that because we're gonna
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: come back to that. We sleep in the same bed
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: every night, and he won't even cuddle with me because
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: he said that will lead to intimacy. He's sometimes sleep
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: in the guest room if he thinks I'm trying to
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: get frisky with it. He wants us to go to
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Christian counseling so I can see things from his point
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: of view. Christian counselor y'all live together. You want sex?
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: He don't, y'all, and had sex all the time for
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: a whole year. He said, wait till he proposed to you.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: You don't think y'all marriage at that stage yet. Man,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I want to come home and leave some stress with
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: some good old sick now no, hold up if he
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: does not give me a winning date suit. Didn't you
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: just say, y'all, relationship ain't that point yet. I don't
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: know if I can stay in this sex situation. I'm
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: ready to move I move on with my life. What
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: you think I should do? I think you should retype
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: this damn now. I think the rest of it that
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: when I come back. That's right, we'll happen. Part two
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: of Steve's response coming up at twenty three after subjects
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I need it and I need it now. Right after this.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: and then to recap these is two old fools, just
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: two old fools that then got together and is acting foolish.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: It's a letter of none but complex Flix. You've been
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: with demand two years, you moved in together for one year.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: For the past year, you've had no sex. Sexist man
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: because he said he wants to wait until we marry,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: but he ain't even proposed to this lady. And then
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: she say, but we ain't at that point in our
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: relationship yet. Then he told her, when God put it
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: on his heart, he gonna ask her to marry him.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Now she says, she fifty six and he's sixty. Then
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: she said, this is a good when y'all, and I
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: think it's a little late in life for him to
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: be practicing celibacy. Let me go back down in the letter.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: She said this right here. He wants us to go
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: to Christian counseling so I can see things from his point.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I do believe in waiting for sex before marriage. What, lady, lady,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: you just said, I think it's a little lady in
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: life for him to be practicing celibacy. Then you turn
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: around and said, I do believe in waiting for sex
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: before marriage. Then you said, but at our age, seeing
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: got ages on it? Now how that worked. I don't
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: believe in killing nobody. But if you ate it though,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: and you stab somebody that ought to be cool, I
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: don't know if I can stay in this sexless relationship.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to move out and move on with my life.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Lady you fifty six, Come on now, I'm you know
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: how hearty is fine? Age at love? At that age,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: somebody really love you want you. I don't know what
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: you ought to do. I don't even care because you're confused.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: You do believe in waiting on sex for marriage. You
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: think he crazy for being celebrate at this age. You
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: he said he don't want to marry you till he
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: get married, but he ain't proposed to you. But then
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: you said, our relationship is not at that point yet.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: But then you said, I don't know if I can stay.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to move about to move on? Did he
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: if he don't ask me to marry him? Sue if
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I don't get a wedding date, soup? Really, man, y'all
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: need to break up. That's what y'all need to do.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: And stop typing, set your computer down, get off, Let
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: don't call it Steve Harvey down. Stop this letter made
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: all out here. Everybody listening to it out there going
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: what is she talking about? Can he perform? Huh? Can
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: he still perform? I don't know? Probably not. What happened
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: in a year you don't could have lost and she
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: crazy never know. I'n'ta telling nothing. I ain't attracting thick
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: up a lot of weight? Whoa? He could have picked
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: up a lot of weight, you know, she could have
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: picked up a lot of weight. About the stress stuff,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: she's kind of stress and it shows in her pens
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: she's really going through She need to quit her job. Wowrself,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: it's crazy, I'm crazy crazy, it really is. She wants
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: what he's not giving her. So could it be somebody
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: in for him? It could be, but he didn't want
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: her to movie. Yeah, she had have moved in. He
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: laying up there going right, man, I don't let her
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: moving this. He has seen some things since you moved
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: in that ain't attractive. That week, I can about to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: shoot you that you don't left out that bad room.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: He to walk in behind you, and whoa hell does
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: she do in here? I'm making this view all on her. Well,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you it could be on him too.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: What is that? Get your life? Have you ever been
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: on somebody's house and open up the medicine cabinet? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: here real fast? What do you have? I'm sitting a pickle,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: I'm eating stuff. I said, okay, this is because I
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: ain't got none of this. Let me not shake nobody's
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: hand when you got us. That's that's serious medicine right there.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: But if he won't even cuddle with her, because he
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: says that leads to intimacy, he don't like He don't
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: like her and if he cut the sex out, he
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: thinks she'll leave. Ye, well, she needs she needs to leave.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Where's she going, Well, maybe to someone who would want
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: to you know, she could be intimate with her. Yeah,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: that's anywhere until they find out she crazy. I'm not
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: letting you blame this all on her. Surely you read
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: this letter. I did. Anybody typed this letter? Read it
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: over and the impressed scene. All right, guys, we gotta
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: get out of here. You can post your thoughts on
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey f M. And check
• 1:04:46
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• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: all right, guys, time for a comedy roulette. Today's categories
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: are things you say to people to help you move. Lies,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: men tell to get out of the house, lies women
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: tell to get out of the house, the warm uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: And lastly, stuff white people say the black people that
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: they think is really cool. All right, Oh yeah, let's
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  Speaker 1: spend the world spun it. Okay, come on, come on,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: getting out the house, Come on, women, let's go oh
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  Speaker 1: it stopped? And stuff white people say the black people
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  Speaker 1: that they think is really cool. Let's let's get right
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: into it. Let's get right into it. Here we go. Oh,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: we just sliced up a whole lot of watermelon. I'm
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: sure you like it. I'm sure you like it. So um.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Do all of you all know the hip hop thing? Oh?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Y'all know hip hop? Don't you? White people say the
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: black people that they think it's really cool. I really
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: want my I really want my lips to look like yours. Really,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Piggy wasn't small at all. White people say the black
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  Speaker 1: people that they think is really I don't really mean
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  Speaker 1: to be out of line, but could I just touch
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: your ass? Just touch? Let me ask you something. I
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: don't really know you guys that well. But do you
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: all have chicken farms? Hey, dude, listen, if you ever
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: really want it, you know I can teach you how
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: to swim. Say to black people that they think, yeah,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you this first, lady doesn't compare to yours.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Oh I know. Yeah, So let me get this right.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: You went to college, but not on a basketball scholarship?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve Clo, who's the daddy. Yeah, I'll just
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: tell you I'm perfectly fine with another African American president. Yeah,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: I have a problem with the one we had all right,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: thank you guys. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to the Steven Show. Now, Steve,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you and the guys as well,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: what's the weirdest or the craziest thing you were caught
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: doing red handed? Something you know you weren't supposed to do,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: but it was crazy though maybe it was an embarrassing
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: moment in the bathroom. You told us about when you
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: were a chess at your girlfriend's house one time and
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: you had a real bad explosion. So anything something that
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: happened during you know, on the job one I done anything.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, which one you want? Red handed? Bust you
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: under risht right there? Put your chats, you hands up, Yeah,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I've had which one you want? Well, I tell you
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: what I will, you know, but I wanted to get caught.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: What do you mean. I was at the girl's house
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: one time. She was at work, and I told her
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: I was gonna cook for when she came in. So
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: I got over to a house and set it all up.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: I cooked everything. You know, I cooked pretty good, you know, oh, young,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: young dude. Then so she had a duplex townhouse the kitchen,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: living room downstairs, two bed rooms was upstairs, and uh,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: I decided to go on upstairs away for you know,
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  Speaker 1: I hadn't done all this cooking all that the night.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: So I just had a trail of clothes all the
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  Speaker 1: way up the steps. I'm under the cover, nicked, okay,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: looking like new money shower. Yeah. I got so much
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: baby all on me. This was before I knew how
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: to handle a baby. All. I had so much babyall
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: on me. I don't ruin us sheets, yeah, all in
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: my hell, I had excess baby. I didn't know what
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: I was doing then. And uh, she was picking up
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: the clothes coming up stealth, laughing, you're so crazy. Oh
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: you're so crass. You know. I had, you know, one sock,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: then another sock, you know, belt, you know drawls, you know, sure,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: just half all that placed up the steps. The last
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: thing was a draw Yeah. She got up there and
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: I snatched the covers off. I'm butt naked. But I
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: got so much all on me. Yea. All she said was,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, look at my sheets. I said, your ship,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: talk about your sheath float. But you need to weary
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: about rhynd with sheets. But that's just I don't know
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Look at all the sheet. She
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: was so mad because I had baby all on the sheet.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: She missed the point, the whole damn point. Oh man.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: So what ended up happening Not a damn thing. She
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: mad real attitude too about her sheets. So I got up.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: You know, no, hell no, just reglans cotton. She Now,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going down. I gotta collect all my stuff all
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: the way back down the day still ain't this about nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm putting stuff on on the stand ways. So when
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  Speaker 1: I got to the bottom, I was fully dressed, ya,
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  Speaker 1: because I took the stuff off strategically, So I just
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  Speaker 1: put it back on the same way. You got my draws, yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: some pants, my shirt, yeah, my socks, my shoe. By
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: the time I got to the bottom, I just got
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: on dressed, went on, got my car, went on him.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: You laugh, Yeah, what I What you're nothing to do
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: is be mad at me all this damn town. What
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: happened to me and the spaghetti and the salad in
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: the frigerator. Got an attitude? Do you know? You got
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: you put on your clothes and got in your car
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: and went home. What happened the next day, not ain't.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Ain't talk for a while. Okay. Then she called me.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: She said, so, I ain't heard from you. You ain't
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: heard from you, now you know? She called my partner,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: I ain't heard from you, because you know, I hate
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: to tell y'all this what no cell phones? Baby, I
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: ain't heard from you, I said, way, what what you
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: want to hear from me? I spent all that time
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: cooking you a meal on all you complained about it.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Nah here, I'm sorry nothing. I see how
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: you are, see your ass crazy. I ain't gonna get
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: involved with you. So that was it. Yeah, yeah, it
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: never went nowhere. Okay, we'll be back. You're listening show,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: all right. I mean, it seems like we just got
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: into summer. But Jesus going by fast, don't you think so? Oh? Y'all, girl,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: this is really the seventh month of the year. This
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: is July. I think this year twenty twenty one is
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: going by fast. But speaking of July, this is your
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  Speaker 1: birthday month, my girl, Shirley. So what's happening what you
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: guys do for your birthday? Because last year it was
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: all I think all birthday celebrations with low Kia wash
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: and twice funny, Yeah, loser Bill, But we were here
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: to see another year, so yeah, we do have to
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: be grateful. I don't know yet. I haven't planned too much,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: but um, you know, maybe have a couple of people over.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: I'll invite you and Tash to come up to come
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: over of course if we have something, but I don't know.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Just cake and ice cream, you know, um, nothing nothing
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: too special, nothing too special, just and lots of gifts.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Did I mention that Christmas goodness? Grace? Lots of birthday gifts? Yeah?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: So what are you doing in July? Um? I got
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: some traveling coming up. I'm going to see you know,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: my aunt and Lisa and I'll like, you know, we
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: love Vegas. Baby, sorry babies. Trip gonna happen. By the way,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: me and Aunty we tick it. It seems in Vegas
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: I might meet you girls there we come on. Yeah, girls, trip.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Make sure you take care of yourselves. Ladies, you're listening
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: to us this morning. Take care of yourself. Get you
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: some me time in the summer, all right, the spa, Yeah,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: get your nails done, all that all right? Follow us
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: at my girl Shirley and lips By Carlos coming up
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after. Right after this, you're listening to show,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: So Steve, what is up? What do you think about? You?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Sick of seeing some stuff? And I'm just tired of
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: see and I'm gonna just start calling people out. Do
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: it big. You know, I don't stuff I don't like,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: don't see. Here's number one right here? Huh men standing
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: at bus stop trying to holler at women you need
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: to work with. Yeah, are you serious that you're trying
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: to hollow it? She didn't pull up at the light.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: You've been over Hey, Hey, hey you can't. No, no,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: she can't because she got a can you dope? You
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: see it every day? Call him out. Here's another one.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: When small do chici small, small dochici? Oh big people, dog,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: You do know that's supposed to be loose and low.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: You can't be with the movement when you're showing jack.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: You can't move your neighbors showing under yours. I feel
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: right there, man, I don't like people are still wearing
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: nugget real like what you ain't talking about the whole set?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: That's funny? What else? Calling us? I don't like men
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: men who carry their packs of cools. I'm in the
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: sleeve or they t shirt. Yeah that since we're doing that.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: I don't like women that can money light a cigarettes
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: and they braun. You keep going in there calling them
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: say something else. I don't know why they still heady
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: that fanny path wobody never looked good in the fanny path. Yeah,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: they don't look good. Don't look good, tourist wim all
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: the time? Yeahs cause the steel got spinels. Stop. All right,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with the clothes. Uh, today's been a
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: good day. Um, we'll be back to closing the show,
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  Speaker 1: ye with Steve's closing remarks coming up at forty nine
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: after the hour, right after this. You're listening, all right,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: we are back. This is our last break of the day. Steve.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: We're ready for your closing remarks. I'm so happy they're
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: bad today. I want to give you all something that
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: came to me. Uh. It came to me this morning.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: I was been in really over the weekend. I was
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: doing a lot of prayer for meditating over the weekend,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: you know, just trying to recenter myself. You know, sometimes
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: I get a little off, you know, I see myself
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: sliding off course. I'm forgetting to be grateful as I should.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: I start working on some things that I want to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: happen so bad. I keep pouring a lot of time
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: into it. I keep, you know, reviewing my plans and goals,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: and sometimes you know, your second guest stuff, and sometimes
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: you spend a lot of time just scratching your head
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out your next move. I'm sure everybody
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: can relate to that. How you sit up in here, man,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: and some of your best laid plans seem to be
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: going to ride and you just can't figure it out.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: I was sitting up and somebody sent me this this morning,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: and then it's entitled Release, and as I read it,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: I just want to share with you the thought that
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: I was having when I was reading this thing called Release,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: and it's as Heavenly Father, I release to you the
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: burdens that I have been carried, burdens that you never
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: intended for me to carry. You know what I read that.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: It meant something to me because a lot of the
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: stuff that's on us that we can around, he won't
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: even int tend for us to carry around. We just
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: can it around because we didn't took it upon ourselves
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: to worry about it. We didn't took it upon ourselves
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: that this is now this albatross around our neck when
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: God really didn't intend for that. You know, other people's
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: problems really ain't your problems. They can bring it to you,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: but that don't mean it's yours. So you end up
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: carrying around stuff that God never intended for you to carry,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: you know, like you hear your grandmama used to say,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: don't let other people put their trash in your trash can,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: because you need all that room for your trash, But
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: now you can around somebody else's. Then it goes on
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: to say, I cast all my cares upon you, all
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: my worries, all my fears. You have told me to
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: not be anxious about anything, but rather to bring everything
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: to you in prayer with thankfulness. Man. I had forgotten
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: about that, and when I read that, it reminded me
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: that I shouldn't be anxious about these deals. I'm working
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: on my next move, what I need to get done.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Why am I tripping about that? I don't know how
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: it's gonna turn out anyway. I'm anxious about something that
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I actually have no control over. So I just said
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: to me, Steve, just turned this over to who got
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: all this in control, and let him have it, and
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: be grateful for what you have. And then it says, Father,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: calm my relentless spirit, quiet my anxious heart, still my
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: troubling thoughts, with the assurance that you are in control. Man,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Ain't that cool when you turned something over to God
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you have a calmness, a
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: quiet in the stillness, because you ain't got to wear
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: anybody no more. Then it says, I let go of
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: my grip upon the things that have been I've been
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: hanging on too. With open hands. I come to you,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: I release to you, and will all that I am
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: trying to manipulate. I release to you all that I'm
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: trying to manipulate. So if you let go of stuff,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: if you let go of a lot of stuff that
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: you're hanging on to, y'all, you can go to God
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: with open hands. If you go to God with open hands,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: he got something to feel now. But if you hanging
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: on and got a death grip on a whole bunch
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: of stuff that you can't do nothing about it, it
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: is really meaningless. You ain't got room to receive what
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: he got for you. So I release to you all
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: that I am trying to manipulate. I release to you
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: your authority, all that I am trying to control. I
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: release to your timing all that I have been striving
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: to make happen. Everything I've been trying to make happen.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you make it happen. Everything I've been
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: wanting to happen at a certain time. I'm gonna let
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: that happen in your time. You do it in your time,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: when it's your will for me. It's called release. Just
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: let it go, man, because you're tripping about stuff you
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: really can't control. That's an amazing thing. Then it says,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: I thank you for your promise to sustain me, because
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: that's his promise to sustain you, preserve me and God
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: all that I have entrusted to your keeping. So now
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: when you turn it over to God and you let
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: him have it, and you release this grip on this
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: stuff that you have no control over, and you ask
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: for his calmness and your quiet and you release everything
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: to him, guess what now you can just trust that
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: you didn't put it in the right hand. You got
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: it in the best hand, So he gonna protect that.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: Now he watching over it instead of you watching over it.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Who would you rather hand watching over something? You a God,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: protect my heart and mind with your peace, the peace
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: that passes all understanding. Father, May your will be done
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: in my life. That was powerful to me, man, And
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: I read that this morning and I said, Wow, I'm
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: gonna share that with everybody, because that really helped me today. Man,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: that it allowed me to let go of something, to
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: let gold stuff that I've been hanging on to, trying
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: to make stuff happen. When there's so much stuff that
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: out of my control, if you just let it go,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: turn it over to God, and be all right with it,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: because he'd been having you. Why would he not have this?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: But we grab ourselves and we want to be a
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: part of it so much that we end up getting
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: in the way. So I asked that this will be
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: done in my life, in your time and in your way,
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: however he want to do it, and whenever he want
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: to do it, I'm cool with that. Stop being anxious
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: for everything, y'all, step back, turn it over to God
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: and let him do what he do. You feel me?
• 1:24:11
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• 1:24:16
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