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The Wrong Games, Holiday Break Up Advice, Good Male Gifts, XMAS Voicemails and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit on giving them like
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  Speaker 1: the million bucks things and the to me true good
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  Speaker 1: ste Please, I want to join joining me. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn you are you gotta turn to turn out, turn
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  Speaker 1: you love, got to turn them out, then turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water got come come on your thing. H
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  Speaker 1: h I sure will A good morning everybody. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, come on, dig me now want and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man o, man o, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just I have to tell you this. How good
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  Speaker 1: is the God I served? How amazing is he? That's
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  Speaker 1: that's all, you know. And you know, really, man, when
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  Speaker 1: I try to explain um, how I feel about what
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  Speaker 1: he does for me, really, the words that I come
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  Speaker 1: up with that they just they they inadequate. Man, They
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  Speaker 1: don't they don't cut it. They really don't. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I could say amazing. At one time. I even just
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  Speaker 1: got there. I tried something real ignorant. One time, I
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  Speaker 1: just said, you know, God is just super casual, fragilistic
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  Speaker 1: as be alladocious. I just tried to see how that felt.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's all the change he is with me. I
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  Speaker 1: just try to because see how that felt. But then
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  Speaker 1: I ain't feel right saying that the fact that he's
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  Speaker 1: amazing and awesome and he's an awesome God. You hear
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  Speaker 1: people say that as to dig it than that too, man.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, as as hard as I try, no
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  Speaker 1: matter what I do every day, I'm gonna come up
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  Speaker 1: short with trying to explain to you exactly how he
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  Speaker 1: works and how he is for me. So I just
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  Speaker 1: thank him every day every chance I get here. It
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  Speaker 1: is it is your determination and your effort. Listen to
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  Speaker 1: me carefully. It is your determination and your effort. I
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  Speaker 1: think that the average person, and I'm not knocking you,
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  Speaker 1: I just want you to hear me out. I think
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  Speaker 1: what stops the average person from becoming successful is that
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  Speaker 1: we don't realize the effort that it takes. That's just truth.
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  Speaker 1: I found that to be so true in my life
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  Speaker 1: and my talking to people and meeting people, and people
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  Speaker 1: aren't asking me questions about it and me trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure out the way myself. I don't think that you
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  Speaker 1: really can comprehend the effort that it takes to become successful.
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  Speaker 1: This is the thing that you have to wrap your
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  Speaker 1: mind around very quickly. If you want to be successful
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  Speaker 1: on any level, in any area, the dream is the beginning.
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  Speaker 1: Good Lord, let me tell you something. The determination and
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  Speaker 1: effort is massive. You cannot be overly concerned with sleep.
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  Speaker 1: If you are a person who is always concerned about sleep,
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  Speaker 1: get success out your mind. A fit to happen partner
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  Speaker 1: is not fit to happen. You cannot be that concerned
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  Speaker 1: about sleep. Now listen to me. You have to get
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  Speaker 1: your rest. But this was my philosophy. I'm just sharing
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  Speaker 1: you with what how I did it. My philosophy was
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  Speaker 1: I stopped being concerned about sleep. I got my rest,
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  Speaker 1: but I got just enough to get back to it,
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  Speaker 1: and I got back on the grind to hop into hustle.
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  Speaker 1: I got just enough rest so I could go and
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  Speaker 1: put forth some more effort. But listen to me. You
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  Speaker 1: cannot sleep a third of your life away and expect
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  Speaker 1: to become successful. If you're not already successful. If you
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  Speaker 1: are asleep for eight hours, that is a third of
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  Speaker 1: your day. You cannot be asleep a third of your
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  Speaker 1: life and expect to get successful. Now, after you get successful,
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  Speaker 1: you know you learn as you go to work smarter
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  Speaker 1: not harder. So as you get successful, you may have
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  Speaker 1: eight hours available to you. But on the way up there,
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  Speaker 1: I don't see how you can do it, I promise you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't now, I don't know. Maybe somebody can come
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  Speaker 1: forward I did it. I yeah, probably lying. But okay,
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  Speaker 1: tell your story, because everybody I know that's successful that
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  Speaker 1: I've sat down ahead real talks with it wasn't concerned
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  Speaker 1: with sleeping. You cannot be concerned with sleeping if you
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  Speaker 1: want to be successful. How how can this happen for you?
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. The effort that it requires is massive.
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  Speaker 1: It's an all out of salt on your dream. Now
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  Speaker 1: you got to make an assault. It's requires and all
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  Speaker 1: out of salt on it. And you can't be sleeping.
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  Speaker 1: Fight at the same time. You can't fight when you sleep. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could get y'all understand this right here.
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  Speaker 1: Understand that the effort that is required to be successful
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  Speaker 1: will take everything you have, and when you think you've
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  Speaker 1: given your all, it's gonna require some more. The quality
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  Speaker 1: of your chill is amazing. See that's okay listening. What
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  Speaker 1: is sitting around having a bill every day? Fault? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm sitting around smoking weed for every day fault.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, for real, But if you took that beer,
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  Speaker 1: drinking weed smoking chill time and apply it to progressing
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  Speaker 1: yourself towards your dream. When you do carve out a vacation,
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  Speaker 1: guess where you be able to go. Guess what part
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  Speaker 1: of the world you can go see? Guess how you
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  Speaker 1: can you Now now I'm instead of you just driving
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  Speaker 1: every year your family to the family union, sit at
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  Speaker 1: the same picnic table. Everybody pull their money in. Two
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  Speaker 1: ten families don't never pull they money in. They down
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  Speaker 1: there eating like y'all eating. You got attitude because the
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  Speaker 1: day or they side don't ever chip in, and no
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  Speaker 1: they down they eating extra potatoes, are making place. You're
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  Speaker 1: not not arguing about this every year? For real? Man,
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  Speaker 1: They ain't got the T shirt money. You know they
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  Speaker 1: got to say a T shirt, don't. They ain't put
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  Speaker 1: in that, really, man, so so so so so you
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  Speaker 1: want that to be it every year? Or do you
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  Speaker 1: want this year I'm taking my family to New Orleans,
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  Speaker 1: or I'm taking my family see the Grand Canyon. I'm
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  Speaker 1: taking my family down to the beach this year, and
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  Speaker 1: me and my family gonna go sight See, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: go ride a couple of the river on Chicago. Me
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  Speaker 1: and my family gonna go skiing this year, and me
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  Speaker 1: and my family going out to La Man, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna go out there for a weekend. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you know it can happen like that. But if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't working, listen to me. Average effort gets average results.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's all it is to it. See, ordinary effort
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  Speaker 1: gets ordinary results. But if you put forth an extra effort. See,
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  Speaker 1: the only difference between extraordinary and ordinary is one word,
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  Speaker 1: that's extra. If you do extra, you can take ordinary
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  Speaker 1: right on over to extraordinary. Do you understand you have
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  Speaker 1: to have a massive assault on your dreams? Quit sitting
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  Speaker 1: up in here, man, trying to chill all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, I wish I could tell you another way,
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  Speaker 1: but it ain't one. Here's what I did. I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: concerned about how much sleep I got. I just had
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  Speaker 1: to get my rest. And once I got enough rest
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  Speaker 1: to get up and get the task done, I got up.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody sent me a tweet the other day, a partner
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  Speaker 1: of mine. He's someone to see if I can pull
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  Speaker 1: it up. While I'm talking to you. But he just
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  Speaker 1: sent me a little sign. Just wasn't nothing, just a
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  Speaker 1: little something to say. Hey man, I ran across this,
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  Speaker 1: I thought about you, and I sent it to you.
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  Speaker 1: It said no alarm clock needed, My passion wakes me.
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  Speaker 1: It's in block print. He said, no alarm clock needed,
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  Speaker 1: My passion wakes me. That's what you got to be about.
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Looking real good today? Calling for good morning?
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  Speaker 1: Was handing luck money? Oh junior saying morning up, morning up, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: timing dog, get dope in the building. Yeah, I mean holidays, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I feel it. You feel it. I feel it. You
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  Speaker 1: feel Why don't you put that Christmas tree up? Ye?
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  Speaker 1: Oh what a Christmas tree? Pitch young, so I would
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  Speaker 1: We got started, okay, Yeah, now you wanted to see you.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't gonna be what you think. Oh man, I
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  Speaker 1: know it's ball. I've been to the mall, that's it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Zach s ain't tree this one a little shorter this year,
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  Speaker 1: this one twenty that's still taller. Man. If you don't stop,
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  Speaker 1: you need to quit that. It's somebody to turn a
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  Speaker 1: little tree over right now. To say it, kid, you
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  Speaker 1: not man? It steems from my whole childhood. Man, it was.
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  Speaker 1: I love Christmas. It was my favorite holiday. And I
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  Speaker 1: just thought they just did it up right down at
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  Speaker 1: that damn mall. I don't know how they got and
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  Speaker 1: put the lights on the bad but just cold right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: tract displace that ever, Why we can't hear this, yeah
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  Speaker 1: right right that as a kid and then actually be
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  Speaker 1: able to do it as an adult. You know, that's
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  Speaker 1: a dream come true. It is Sherlotte. It's like it's
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  Speaker 1: like man to be able to do that. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: wanted so badly a big tree. Yeah nah, man, I
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  Speaker 1: was my dad. Well you got it now yourself, you
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  Speaker 1: do it. Man, done it. He hadn't done it. I
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  Speaker 1: love Christmas too, though, I really do. What was the
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  Speaker 1: ultimate gift you got as a kid that you just Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my god in Oregon? Man, a life size doll, A
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  Speaker 1: gold card? Oh you gotta God call Junior wo man, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's big right there. Junior driving at fourteen I'm about
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  Speaker 1: here Tandy Street anyway a long way man that it
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  Speaker 1: couldn't cut the yard. I was gonna what about you, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: come on a red fly wagon with the side ls
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  Speaker 1: on who that the hustling begins. That was your car.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't let nobody ride in my wag. And we
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  Speaker 1: aren't playing this first. I collect pop bottles, this work wag.
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  Speaker 1: This pull me up the street, not in this stag.
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  Speaker 1: What about your nephew, big Will you know that little
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  Speaker 1: handle on that when you can hook slide with it? Ye?
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  Speaker 1: What what plastic? We? Yes? The pa I wore them
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  Speaker 1: out all right? Well, listen. Coming up, we'll continue to
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  Speaker 1: talk more about our favorite Christmas memories and holiday traditions
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  Speaker 1: and all of that, and we'll hear from Steve, of
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  Speaker 1: course thirty two minutes after the hours, when we'll be
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  Speaker 1: back right after this June. You gotta go, car. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show the nephew is here with today's prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call? What you got for us? Nap? Can you
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  Speaker 1: breastfeed my baby? What? Can you breastfeed my baby? All
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  Speaker 1: a man cat dog if you would loo? Hello man,
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  Speaker 1: uh yeah, this hey hey man, uh hey man, this
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  Speaker 1: this this this dog and uh huh this who this man?
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, he gave me your phone number. I know
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  Speaker 1: you don't know. Member, gave me your number who you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about on the south side. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
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  Speaker 1: yeah on the south side. He uh he gave me
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  Speaker 1: your number. Man. I'm going through something. I thought you
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  Speaker 1: might bear to hear me out, man, because uh we'll
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  Speaker 1: see to my girl. And I don't know, man, I
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  Speaker 1: think just in left, you know, and uh here left
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  Speaker 1: me here with the kids, you know, and I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to I don't think coming back. My man, my man,
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  Speaker 1: my man. I feel for you, but but why are you?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you telling me this? I'm trying.
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  Speaker 1: Um see, man, I haven't got the kids by myself,
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  Speaker 1: you know. My little boy he three. But my little girl, man,
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  Speaker 1: she just she's just two months old, man, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And I the reason why I got you, know, because
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  Speaker 1: I think you might get to help me, because I
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  Speaker 1: I I'm just going through this. It's just hard right now. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Dog howny help you. Dog. I got kids of my own. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: howmy help you. Let's see. That's That's what I'm saying now.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't ain't you ain't you married to to me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my wife. How you know my wife? Dog? See what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I I mean, I kind of know y'all too.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta seen y'all foot through him and uh, let's
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  Speaker 1: see here the deal man. Like like I said, I
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  Speaker 1: got my kids, man, My my my little boy three
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  Speaker 1: but my little girl ain't but two months. Man. How
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  Speaker 1: many the kids Y'ALLU? Man? We got three kids? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I got a ten year old, eight year old and
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  Speaker 1: a six month old. I'm trying to I really don't
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  Speaker 1: know what you ask him asking me? Man, I got
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  Speaker 1: my own family. I got to take care of you.
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  Speaker 1: Ask me for help? I mean, what is it you need? Man?
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  Speaker 1: And and and what I'm trying to do with this year.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my little my little girl taking
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  Speaker 1: care of man, like IM said, then ran off man
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  Speaker 1: and then left. But I don't think I don't think
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  Speaker 1: coming back. I don't think she's coming back. But I
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  Speaker 1: need to go. I need some help from from from
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  Speaker 1: your white man. I live to come by the house today.
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  Speaker 1: Case do you think what do you need? Come at
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  Speaker 1: your house? Because the baby, the baby, the baby needs
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  Speaker 1: some milk. Man. We got a couple of cans, and
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  Speaker 1: we got a couple of cans of some formulas, some
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  Speaker 1: something in here we could drop off to you. Man,
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  Speaker 1: But you ain't coming to your house. Dog, I can't more.
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  Speaker 1: You're more than happy to have these you have these cans,
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  Speaker 1: but I can't be having my wife at your house.
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  Speaker 1: Dog got a little kids, I understand that, but the
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  Speaker 1: baby needs to milk. I need I need to come
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  Speaker 1: by and feed the baby. Dog guy just told you
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  Speaker 1: to come by drop off a couple of cans and milk.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, I don't even know you like that player,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't about to just have my wife coming to
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  Speaker 1: your damn house. I don't know you, but I need
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  Speaker 1: her to come by and see the baby. Man, dog,
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  Speaker 1: why the hell you can't feed you dom? Maybe come
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  Speaker 1: by and brush seed the baby? What you want to?
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  Speaker 1: Wife to come out your house and do what I want?
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  Speaker 1: I told you off. You gonna lost you mind. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know you to be talking about my wife coming
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  Speaker 1: to your house breasting your baby. Matter fact, you give
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  Speaker 1: my number. Who the hell is anyway, I don't stop
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  Speaker 1: thinking about it. Don't say dog, don't call me with
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  Speaker 1: this dog because you're talking about breasting your baby Why
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  Speaker 1: would you do this now? Why would you Why would
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  Speaker 1: you let the baby? Why would you come between the
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  Speaker 1: baby myself? Why are you doing here? Dog? I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what, dog. Bring your baby over here. You and
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  Speaker 1: the baby come over here. Bring your baby baby over here.
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  Speaker 1: And when and when you get here, as soon as
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  Speaker 1: she pull out it, I'm gonna knock your keep down
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  Speaker 1: your throat. Now, come on over, We're gonna be here.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be all that. Don't do this, don't do this,
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  Speaker 1: don't let you go and stop come between yourself. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just trying to get you. How you gonna call me
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  Speaker 1: talking about my wife breasteed your baby? I'm still you
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  Speaker 1: know what? Hold on? Hold on, hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on? What's up? Baby? Do you know
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  Speaker 1: and our husband? You don't know them. My wife don't
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  Speaker 1: know you, and I don't know you either. Change Do
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  Speaker 1: you know a name? Supposedly he lived on the south Side,
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  Speaker 1: He knows us. You don't know him either. Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you. I don't know what this is
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  Speaker 1: on other line talking about his wife. You don't left
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  Speaker 1: him with the two kids. He wants you to come
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  Speaker 1: to his crib. It breast feed his baby. Don't baby,
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  Speaker 1: don't baby, don't trip. I got this. I'm gonna holy
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  Speaker 1: let you in a minute. We don't dog, we don't dog,
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  Speaker 1: we don't know you. Who did you call me? Fucking?
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  Speaker 1: I want to say? You gotta be saying address, that's
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  Speaker 1: what you better be saying. Time from the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got my, y'all. Ain't this up?
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  Speaker 1: Hain't this bottom? Uh? You man? Uh? Couple of dogs
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  Speaker 1: the uh timmy dog dog dog. You're about to get
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  Speaker 1: your will timmy whoever? Somebody's getting there? All right, brother,
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  Speaker 1: Y'all got me? Man? Just need a little help, that's all,
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  Speaker 1: She says, I've been married for five years together. My
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  Speaker 1: husband and I have five kids. My kids live with us,
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  Speaker 1: and his kids live with his ex wife. When his
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  Speaker 1: kids come to visit, he treats them like they are
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  Speaker 1: get praised by him, and he never buys them anything.
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  Speaker 1: He has told me that they have a daddy for
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  Speaker 1: a good one. Well, I think he's making a huge
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  Speaker 1: mistake here in that they have a daddy for that,
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  Speaker 1: Because when you marry a woman, women who have children,
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  Speaker 1: it's a package. If you're not willing to be good
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  Speaker 1: as good to the children as you are to the wife,
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  Speaker 1: and definitely not the children's fault. The children are are
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  Speaker 1: this woman to marry you, and now you want to
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  Speaker 1: treat hers like they're not yours. Well, if you didn't
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  Speaker 1: want all of her, then you should have left her
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  Speaker 1: where she was. So you're gonna have to sit him
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  Speaker 1: And then when he goes they have a daddy for
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  Speaker 1: all of that, then your response should be yes. But
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: they also thought they had you also, And see, you've
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: got to appeal to a man. Now, this man has
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: got to have some conversations with some other men that's
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: in these blended family situations, so he can understand his
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: share of responsibility. You have a responsibility to all children
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: that's under your care, not just the ones you made.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: That's petty. It's beyond petty. And I know he tried
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: to play Disney Dad when his kids come over because
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: he don't live with him. But it's got to be
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: it's you've got to make her children and he should
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: make your children feel just as loved. Love. Don't have
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: to be buying something. But he's got to spend some
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: time and uh, you know, look, man, that's just not
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: the way it goes. Pardon and he's in a bad
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: place right that, And he's got to understand. But until
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: he comes in, don't understand what you want to say something, Shelly, No, No,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: you're you're you're dead on with this one. You nailed it,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: you really did. No, I don't. I don't like that
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: in men. You know this is not how this works. Brother, Sorry,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: manhood encompasses all things. Anonymous and Raleigh, North Carolina says,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I'm a twenty seven year old married man and I
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: love my wife, but I have a problem with an
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: older lady or a side piece. The lady is fifty
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: one and we've been having sex for five years. When
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I got married two years ago, the lady begged me
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: to keep having sex with her, but I refused. Lately,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: the stress of being home with my wife is getting
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: to me, so I started sexting with the lady and
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: she facetimes me when she's bathing. I miss her body
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: and I'm about to explode. But I would never cheat
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: on my wife. Does sexting make me a bad husband?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Is it bad? Is it as bad as cheating? You
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: got this yes, some of three ways. Morally, yes, it's
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: as bad. According to your wife, it would be damn
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: near the same thing. According to men, it ain't the
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: same thing. Nobody has your so, dog, I don't know
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: what to tell you. Man, you've been on you just
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: stayed away for five years. He's twenty seven, she's fifty one, Steve,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: it's a cold fifty Yeah. Yeah, she didn't done some
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: things to him. Yes, you know he can't even forget
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: he grown woman. Yeah, he says, I miss her body
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: and I'm about to explode. Okay, Yeah, the pictures all
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: in his phone. He go, he keeps going. All right,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: he in trouble on that one right there, dog, I
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: would say, man again, he's got to stop taking those calls.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: That ain't gonna happen. You know what's on the other
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: end of the call. Well, he's if he wants to
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: not cheat on his wife, he's gonna have to stop. Yeah,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: but he don't want to, right see, he don't want
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: to not He's asking me, is this as bad? He says,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I'm about to explode? But I would never cheat on
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: my wife. You can it, Shirley. You know how many
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: men to said that? Yeah? I mean, I don't know,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: but I'm sure. And he twenty seven, He twenty seven.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: He got real, he got real problem, all right? He
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: gonnad to stay away from this woman. Cousin. You go
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: back and you start sex. That's it. Yeah, you're going
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: yo uh clo A secret in Tessa Luosa. I'm a
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: fifty three year old married woman and my man and
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I met six years ago when he moved to my hometown.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I've always had a problem with how well he gets
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: along with his ex wife and how much she calls him. Friday,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: he was washing his car and she called. I answered
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: his phone, and she asked who who I was and
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: why was I answering his mother? I told her I
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: was his wife, and she had no idea that he
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: was remarried, and she hung up. I asked him why
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: he was hiding me, and he said she didn't need
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: to know about me. Uh st hiding me from his
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: ass hilall, I don't know why he's had you from
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: his wife and and got remarried. Why are you answering
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: his phone because I'm his wife? She he never told
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: me he had gotten remarried. I don't know why. I don't.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't want that so he
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: could keep getting over that, going over there, yeah, because
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: they got something going on. All this damn talking. But
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: that's stupid, though. You know that's gonna run out. You
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: know she's gonna find that out. That's not a player,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: that's just no. I ain't play a player, dog, But
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you'd be surprised. How stupid me and Tommy. Oh no,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I take that back. You shut up. I
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: know stupid when I see it. You stop that. No,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: that's why I shouldn't ember said that. I apologize and
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: be like me talking about you don't know how hard
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: it is to dunka basketball. I don't. I'm sorry, Tommy,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I said, you have no idea how stupid men it
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: can be with hell, he don't. All right, we gotta
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: move on. You're listening show. It is time for games.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: You can't play. You can't play over the holidays, Jay,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: please explain. All right, here we go. The holidays are
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: coming around, and you know they're gonna have folks up
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: to the house. So what I'm gonna do is set
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: up the game. Tell a little bit about it, Steve,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Jun You're gonna jump in and make and explain how
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: the games get worse. Start off good, sound like a
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: good idea, but then as the game progresses, problems a right.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Let's simple game stage. We're gonna play some spade, We're
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: gonna set up the table, we're gonna play some space,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: and then everything somebody started cheating. You know you got
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: that problem, Rene, the first time somebody renegue, you swear
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: it was a dead body in the room. So you
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: can't play that. You know, people don't know how to
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: lose and just take it. You know, they take it personal.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I ain't say you're gonna
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: go outside play some touch football. You getting vamily, everybody,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Just play some touch football. You got a grown ass
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: man thing. It's cool to run over a third brander,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Just run over you get funnish? Yeah, just just funnish it,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: damn man, with playing football a kid, the child. You
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: hain't been putting them on me? You know how I
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: check me? You put him to check me. But what
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do to remember what you out here for
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: a little as all I got to say. You know,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: if you can't, you can't to handle the heat, get
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: out this kid. I don't care if your aide, I
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: don't care if you're I don't let him cry. Let
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: him cry. He ain't got to learn. Man. This man's game,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: girl it is. It's another game you can't play. Okay,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: you want to play dominoes. But you got that dude
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: that been you've been you've been away for a while,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: and he takes this game a little bit too six
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, he'd been in he's been away.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: You know, he's been in the system. He even locked.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Dominoes is a different game, manh Yeah, you shouldn't have
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: been here, man, now you want to play old old
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: way man, hold of dog, hot Dog. I just sent
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: you to the yard on new trail. Hello dog, you
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: just went to the yard on new trail. You ain't
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: had no trade minute goal. What you're talking about, but
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about I'm talking about your ass is something
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: that all you're trying to get shite? What's happening? You
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: know you're out? Now, you're out now? No, no, okay, okay.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need two pacts of cigarettes for that at
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: the holiday party. That's all I'm saying. And I'm gonna
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: need two packs next time I see you. Now in
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: an under shake, we we gotta play another game, all right.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Now we're gonna we're gonna go back outside and try
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: to play this a simple game, family game of dodgeball.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: It's the same guy. I think it's a lot of fun.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: He hit a third grand nine in my own ball.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: He ain't when he out here playing full cat game.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: It's called dodgeball. It ain't called standing there and get
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: hitting him. You gotta hit him so hard he ain't
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: what he up. I better talk. Nah, gonna cock back
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: with that little weak ass throw like I ain't seen
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: that corn I get him in the face. In the face,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: that's why he needs to pay attention. Mean, oh we
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: go back in the hospital. Decided to play chess. But
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: here's what happened. The man who think he knew everything
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: about chess get his ass dusted by that eighth grader.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Now he really upset. The little boy told his ass
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: up chess. He can't take it. That's where all the
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: pieces gonna be on the floor. Yeah, he picked them up.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, dog, you can't say check late.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: We just got started. How you gonna how are you going? Dog?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Don't don't. No, we've number four, five, six moves. What
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: did you talk about? Checkmate? No, that ain't our chess.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Go chess. The thinking man game right, You ain't had
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: time to think. He won the game, man, He won
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: the game. Game. He just said check mate. Yeah he
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: beat you. How show me how he showed you? That?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Ain't you can't do that. See you gotta do look
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: man in chest, you have to make a minimum with
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: twenty moves. He he didn't have to do that for you. Dog,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Just how it's done. Dog. Now you ain't even post
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: say check unless it's been twenty moves. Maybe try to
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: something else. I don't know. Man, See, y'all need to
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: play chess with white folk. Everything is racial with you.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Last game, last game, game play checkers check. It's the
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: same guy with the dodgeball really enjoyed beating a third rat.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: He gets such bad broad Brown Brown Brown, can't king me?
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Your crying for what your ass out? No no, no, no, no,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: no no. Man, you can't jump back because you got
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: the red pizza. Red pizza, red pizza. Can't jump back
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: many end of this game. Okay, let's move on. You're listening,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: all right, guys. It is time to look into the
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: crazy mind of Jay Anthony Brown. Oh lord, well, I'm
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: glad you did that. I'm glad you're doing that. You
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: are and a lot of time. I have foolishness and craziness,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: a lot of time. Huh what you got to day?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: What's in there to day? Something I have that spay
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: will put. I put together a little company that's called
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Side Peace Helper. Now you won't for a side piece.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: You won't be able to get in touch with who
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: you want to get in touch with. I don't know, Holidays,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: it's starting. It's gonna be toughly, But with Side Piece helpers.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: You can call and get out all your frustration. They're
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: not gonna judge you. That's because you call a friend.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: They're gonna judge you. What I told you, We're not
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: doing that at side Piece Helper. Side Piece Helper is
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: helping side Pieces get through the holidays. They're listening, they're
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: gonna quiet, They've got good advice. Tommy knows about it.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I mean you we talked about putting them together. So Timmy,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: what what you got now? Well, I mean, you know,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: they help us and we all helpless. You know what
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I mean. We're gonna try to do what we can
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: to get the message to your love war right, okay,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: So what you have to do is if you watch
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: the movie Harriet, go in your backyard and start saying it,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: and then the people next to start singing, and soon
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: or later they're the message. We get wade out on
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: the way to the person if you wanted to get away,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: you understand, get a message to the one we love
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: because I know these are with everything in us. You know,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: you guys. One thing about this show, we're always helping
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: people that nobody out now. We kept it. We helped
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: to get them to the polls and now this wow,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: we help, Wow, this is this is this is ball
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: up in a knot time. This is time you ball
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: up in a night. You didn't You didn't tell j
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: about the side piece helper mobile app. You didn't tell them? Yes,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: go to the app. Yeah, like you need like a
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: side piece on Christmas, you can't get it to it.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: We will take a plate to her from your house
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: and we take the plate to her and we put
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: the you know, her gift. We transport that, you know,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: whatever it is. And know what we got, you know
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: what else we got? We got side piece? How Burger
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: helps the dinner for them? You see, that's the dinner
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: for them to have, you know, because they can't have
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: with everybody else. You see what I'm saying. Now you're thinking, huh,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: load the app and get out of that harmony. Who
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: told her how good your wife cooking is? Well, now
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: she can taste it. I hate all right, Come and
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: have a thirty four minutes after the hour, we're gonna
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: talk about holiday breakups. This kind of all goes together
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: right after this. Oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're listening show. Well,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: the second largest peak of breakup season is here. That's right.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Relationship experts say the largest peak is during the spring,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: a month or so after Valentine Today. Anyway, white breakup now?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Is it to avoid meeting the family or is it
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: time for a refresh start, for a fresh start? Yeah,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: because of the new year. So I gotta ask the guys,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: when is the best time, When is the best time
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: to end a relationship? And what advice do you have
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: for anyone going through a breakup? Right now, I'll go,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I'll go. You If you had been planning to break
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: up and you ain't broke up now by now, you're
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: a damn fool. You just straight because you missed your
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: window of opportunity to break up. It's too close to Christmas.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Let me have it. Not to act a fool. Go ahead, time,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: get some man. You're gonna If you're gonna break up,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: you should have broke up by October right Halloween you
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: should have been You should have matter fact, you should
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: have scared the hell out of her Halloween when you
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: know right around me. Yes, and then you don't go
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: through Thanksgiving and Christmas by yourself. But because I'm telling you,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: if you don't have the money, you should know it
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: by October. You know you ain't gotta love money for
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: gifts and all this kind go here, Julie. And if
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: you knew you was gonna break up with huh, then
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: you should have You should have really did it by
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: back to school because Sember, Yeah, because you already knew
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: you didn't want to be with us. So after you
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: got the school closed, then you get out that when
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: you leave on a good note, that's how you's And
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: see what happens when you break up at this time
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: when you bring them we got days before Christmas. I
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: don't know how many you expect to have stupidity at
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: your front door, Okay? And then if you're not ready
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: for that, to have craziness at your front door, you
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: should have broke up a long time ago. Breaking up
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: now brings all that Your cog gonna be messed up.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: It's gonna get ugly. You waited, you veteran, you veteran time.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: But listen, but listen, you said, today's December fourteen, before Christmas.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: It's right now, y'all. Oh, you can pull it off,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: calling you pull it off, but it's gonna be a
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: rough one. Though this was This is gonna be a
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: major argument because she has locked in. There's a gas,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: that's what he Yeah, yeah, I don't care. Bring up
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: with me, but have me again. It's hard. It is
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: at leven days. It's hard to get people. You're gonna
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: have to get like to break up now, you pretty
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: much gotta get kidnapped. And then yeah, you just have
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: to get You have to be gold and come back
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: on the twenty six is what did I miss? And
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: you face the new year you want you want to
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: under maybe you can do this. Noa, noa. I'm friends
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: with people in Hollywood. So whenever I'm really ready, I
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: really I'm gonna get im. I'm gonna get shot in
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: front of my family. It's gonna look like a real
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: and stop that tiny they gonna roll me right out
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: on that gun in front of everybody. They gonna see
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: that and roll out. And then when you laying on
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: that thing, they're gonna pull out of your lands over.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: When we get down the street and letting me out,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fine, get up, get man, but your
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: family family's gonna be heartbroken and devastated. Another question, and
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: me didn't have to go through this relationship again, so
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: you know, I why should I be heard that's what
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. What's your question, Carlo? Go ahead? So now
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: how are they doing this? Are they breaking up on Zoom?
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Do they mask up? Zoom? Is the best way to
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: break up? Zoom is the ap Zoom. Don't turn you,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: don't have you break up with Zoom. That's the best.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Brilliant your face and know you're lying. That'll see my mask.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you through my man I ain't gonna
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: break up and get sick. I'm telling you through my mask.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: And don't turn your camera on because then she seen
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: you make eye contact, she gonna feel like I'm gonna
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: get weak. Don't do that and you will, So don't
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: say it. Don't even look at didn't you could just
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: use the phone break up with Zoom. You ain't gonna
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: be in the room. I love that Jake, don't follow
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: him stupid for all this, I ain't got you know.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: The purpose of you, guys breaking up is so you
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: won't have to buy a gift because you're cheap. Okay,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: because you're cheap all right now? Coming up coming up next,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: the nephew with a prank phone call. Right after this,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: you're listening, Coming up at the top, of the hour,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter. But up next, nephew,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Tommy right here with today's prank phone call. What you got, Neff?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Can you fix my roof? That don't sound harmful? Right?
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: That's why I said, Oh, okay, that's nice. Yeah, can
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: you fix my roof? That's all I ask? Leaking or something,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: got some issues? I'm just saying no, But can you
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: fix my rood? That's all I want to know. Look
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: at my pace? I know, Carl. I always looking for
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: that hard left. Where you going with it? Though? And
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: it's always there? Tommy? Yeah, well, well get ready for
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the hard left. Here we go. Can you fix my roof?
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Let's go? Cat dup. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Eduardo. Eduardo,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? I'm one of your neighbors. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually like two streets over. I wanted to see
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: if you could come around here man and help me out. Man,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I gotta leak in my roof. Are you able to
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: come around the corner real quicker and see about fixing
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: my roof? Who? Who's this? Yeah? This slammy man? I
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: live like two streets over from you. You're Eduardo. Right, yes, okay,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I need you to. I gotta leak in my roof. Man,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I wanted to see if you can come around here
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  Speaker 1: and take a little in your roof. What does that
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: have to do with me? No, no, I gotta leak in.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: It doesn't have anything to do with you. But I
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: wanted to see if you could come around here and
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: fix it for me. How did you get my number? Man?
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: What I mean? Or where do you think I'm I
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: would fix your roof? I got your number from one
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: of the neighbors. But you you're you're you're you're Hispanic, right, yeah,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I know I'm I'm Hispanical. I'm not from Hispani. I'm Mexican,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: if that's what you're asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well what
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I'm American? Mexican American? I mean, are you are you
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: trying to be funny or what? What are you talking about?
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Why do I gotta go fix your roof? I mean,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: what do you don't don't don't know? Mexican people know
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: how to do roots. You know what? Man, don't talk
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: to me like that. I'm an educated Mexican. I'm your
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: worst nightmare. Who do you do? Who? Who do you
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: think you can call me because I think it all
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Mexican fixed roofs, and listen here, I'm not a roofer.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I work at a bank. Okay, you understand that. I
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: understand you work at a bank. But from my understanding,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: all Hispanic people, I mean, what do you what do you?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: What do you do with the bank? I mean you lay?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Do you lay pile at a bank? What do you?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: What do you do with bank? Listen to you, ignorant.
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  Speaker 1: I work at a bank. I'm a loan officer. I
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: am a dangerous I'm a Mexican with good credit. Okay,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I'm a dangerous Mexican. You put the wrong person. Are
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: you that stupid? Huh? What does the matter of your school?
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Who gave you my number? Where do you live? You
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: can't be one of my neighbors. I haven't seen a
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: retarded person walking around my neighborhood, Ladies. I'm two streets
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: over from you. Man. I'm like I said, I got
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: a leak in my room and somebody gave me a number.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I thought all Hispanic people knew how to fix rooms.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Oh really, maybe if I don't cut your classic jacking
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: the scale type of off. Huh would that be cool? Huh,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: why don't you come over to my I'll tell you
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: what I man, you you you're taking this. You're taking
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: this the wrong way. I'm trying to give you some work. Man,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to which all. I really wanted to see
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: if you could come over in and fix the leak.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. That's that's really all I
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: wanted to do it. I heard you know that most
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Hispanic people, you know, all of y'all supposed to know
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  Speaker 1: how to do route. I mean, are you are you
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: kidding me? Man? You stupid. I work at a bank.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I've got a degree. You didn't hear me. You're one
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: of them ignorant that don't listen empthing. I live in
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: a nice neighborhood. Man, what do you do? You sell
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: drugs to live in this neighborhood. You pieces, look at this.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: You're making me degrade myself by just talking to you.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I don't do tile, I don't do construction. I don't
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: fix rules. I'm not a mechanic. I don't do yards. Okay,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: do you steal? There's nothing wrong with being a construction
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: worker for lamee brick or doing tile or doing roof
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: and there's nothing wrong with that. Man. I got a
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: lot of relatives. I've done those jobs myself, but I
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: educated myself. Now I've got a degree and I work
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: at a bank as a loan officer. Don't you with me?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Don't you ever call me again? Hey? Hey, col Hey,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I need English, Man, I need English English? What what
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: what are you saying? Man? What are you saying? Man?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Don't don't be upset because I speak too languages and
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: you speak one or you can probably speak Ti gladding
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: or something like. You know this. You don't want, man,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even like to talk like this.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I worked at a bank. I gotta deal with customers
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: every day, and I deal with ignorant. I don't even
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: like I deal with ignorant on a daily basis. Like, dude,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: you think I got playing with you? Uh? Man, I
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: grew up on the West side. You need you need
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: to watch your tone. Okay, man, you hey, man, let
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: me let me let me ask you this though. Do
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: you know Julio? Do you know Julios? Yeah? I know Julios.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: That's that's my cousin. Now what does he have to
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: do with Okay? Okay, Julio is the one that told
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: me to call you. This is nephew Tommy from the
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, your cousins just got me
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: the prank pall call you nah man? I na dude,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: na man, that's what and what? Oh yeah man, yeah,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I listen to that show. Man, y'all got me what
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: many well who? I was ready to be a real
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: musk from the hood. Man, God, Holly, you are right man,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: you got me. Man, I was gonna go back to
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: be let my cousins. Boy. Man, hey, man, I got
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: one more thing ask you had war though. What is
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: the land, Man, Steve Harvey in the Morning. Man, he
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: got me, Hey Tommy, Tommy, Man, before you go, Man,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: we'll say, tell your boy Steve towards the stay Seattles
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: what those susan ain't homeboard from the hood would love
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: that man, he'd be one of the homeboys. Man, crazy yeah, yeah,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: a problem. Man. You let him got what you asked.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I told y' I'm gonna make a hard left. Yeah,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: look at my face. Play way too much? You play no, no,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I know, just because a man in Spanish does not
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: give you the right to call him and ask you fix.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I'm right, this one was not having it. I worked
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: at the bank. Yeah, you know what, it's my job. Sure,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: it's my job. How many people, surely do you know
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: it's their job to be stupid? How many people you know? Oh,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: but there's a lot of people being stupid that we know.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, it's my job. You would do
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: it for free. You would do it for free. Why
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: are you? Why are you trying to bring my paycheck down?
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Are you trying to do that? You're you ain't gonna
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: from my stupid You can't help it, Tommy a racialized crossing.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I'm crossing. I don't. I do not discriminate. I am.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I am not racist. I am hitting everybody. So if
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: you would like me to prank phone call one of
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: your friends, or your pastor, or your co worker or whatever.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I always throw that in calling you you have to
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: get the pack. See what I'm saying. And you know what,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: They're easy to find because they're home now. So that's good.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: If you get that whole phone. Let me tell you something.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: If you get that whole phone, you win it. Thomas
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Miles dot com click on the prank button. Leave me
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: all your information. I call you. We talk, We get
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: our little story together, we decide what we're gonna do,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: and the pranking begins. Thomas Miles dot com stupidity and
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: it's best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's nothing better. We're good.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Were good. Catch your Nephew. New Year's Comedy laugh Fest.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: That's the New Year's Comedy laugh Fest. We're hit in Chicago, Washington, DC, Atlanta, GA.
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  Speaker 1: Georgia State Farm Arena on the second. That's Earthquake Eddie
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  Speaker 1: You know what's laying in the cut? Jackson, Mississippi, mL
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  Speaker 1: Okay weekend, Jackson the Nephew finally coming to Jackson. Baby,
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  Speaker 1: get your tickets and have me some fish fried up
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: when I get down there, I just don't just throw it.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I throw that out there like little catfish or something.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Be nice for the nephew. Okay, catfish cole Slaw. Throw
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: some fries in there, I throw some seasoning on that.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: That's all. That's all time. Me looking for Jackson the
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  Speaker 1: nephew coming email Kay Weekend, Chuckle's Comedy Club. Tickets on
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  Speaker 1: Seal Red. Nah, there you go, World, Why Shirley on
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  Speaker 1: World Why? I hear you, Nap, I hear you coming
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: up next? Thank enough. It is the Strawberry Letters. Subject
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: my husband follows nine hundred models. We'll get into that
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  Speaker 1: right after this thinking if you tell me up next.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. You're listening Stave Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, this time now for my Strawberry Letter,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: and listen. If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: gonna read this one today, right here, right now. Junior,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: do the honors. Please in for the suspended sit beat,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: buckle up and hold old. We got it for you.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Don't bear it. Thank you, Junior. In for the suspended subject.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Good things do not come in small packages. Dear Stephen,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Shirley I am a mother of two beautiful kids and
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: have been married for eight years. When I met my husband,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: life was great and out of nowhere, he swooped in
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: and stole my heart. We dated for a good while
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: before he proposed, and I withhell sex until I got
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: the ring. It's like we knew we were soul mates
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: when we met, so he did not mind waiting until
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: we were engaged to have sex. He took on my
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: two children as his own, and we had planned on
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: having one more child together. That was before marriage. Now
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: eight years later, things are different. The problem is well,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: he's not well endowed and sex with him is awful.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I knew this beforehand, but married him anyway because I
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: loved him and hoped it would get better. I was
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: so used to my ex husband's great sex and thought
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: that I could get this guy to do some different
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: things to please me. But nothing ever worked. I have
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: not had one pleasurable encounter with this man since we
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: started having sex, and now I'm getting bored and I'm
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: in need of more. I don't want to leave the
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: marriage because of the family life we have created for
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: my children. My husband is a hard worker, a Christian man,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: and a great provider, but we have not had sex
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: in a very long time. We don't hug and kiss
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: anymore either. I'm aware that sex is a very important
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: part of marriage, and usually men cheat when they aren't
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: being satisfied at home. But I'm pretty sure my husband
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: isn't cheating. I never faked it during or after sex,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: but I also never told him how horrible it was.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it hurts him as a man to know
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: that he can't please his wife. I don't want to
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: be a cheater, but I long for some intense, great
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: sex regularly. What's a girl to do? Can you offer
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: any advice on this situation? Well, first of all, I
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: have to tell you that you have every right within
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: your marriage to want intense, great sex. I mean, that's
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: part of the reason a lot of people get married.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: But in your particular situation, it doesn't look like that's
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: going to happen. Because you said you've talked to him,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, I would suggest that you have a serious
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: conversation with your husband. After eight years of marriage. You
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: owe him and you owe yourself that you do have
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: a right to be satisfied sexually. The thing is, you
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: knew this before you married him. And you married him
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: anyway because you thought, as you say, things would get better.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: We've talked about this. I can't tell you how many
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: times we've talked about this on this show, about how
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: women think that we can always change a man. We
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: always think that you knew this going in. Well, we
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: can't change them, I mean, and how well you know
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: it now? I mean the time for you to have
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: dealt with this matter, and it's very serious. I don't
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: mean to make light of it. This is a very
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: serious issue right here, but it was you should have
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: dealt with this before, before you got married and after
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: you got the ring, because you said you held out
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: sex at least until you got the ring. So I say,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: the next time you guys are getting intimate, you have
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: to lay down the law. You have to teach him.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: You've got to show him and guide him into doing
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: what you like. You all have to have a serious
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: conversation about this. Even though you said that you've done
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: that in the past and it didn't work, So I
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: mean you got to try it again. You have to,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, because I can't see the only alternative is
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: to cheat or divorce him. You don't want to do
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: either of those. Things, and you don't want him to
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: do it either, Steve, Well, well, well we got a problem, Hill.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Good things do not come in small packages. No, it don't,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: It really don't. Your problem is you've been married for
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: eight years, you got two beautiful kids, your husband that
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: you're mad. He swooped, he stole your heart, dated for
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: a good little while before he proposed. You didn't wait
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: it or you hit with hell sex till you got
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: to read. You know, because you knew you were soul mates.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: He mind waiting until he's engaged to have sex. He
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: didn't mind waiting until we were engaged to have set
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: hell because he knew. He knew that when y'all did
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: have it, he wasn't gonna be worse with them. He
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: knew one more time. He knew the reason he didn't
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: mind what to have sex. It's called he knew it
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be worth for damn when you did. You
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: ain't the first person he didn't disappoint it. Oh No,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: that's why everything else is in order. He ain't welling, died,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: and sex with him is awful, not bad. A w
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: I you l if you break them two words down
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: a w j oh I can't do the other. Yeah,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: but a few is the first two editions in that
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: all as funny as hell. But I can't say now
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I knew this before him. I knew this beforehand, But
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I married him anyway because I loved him and I
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: hoped it will get better? How the real bad sex
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: ever get better? How I'll be back? All right, Steve,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have part two of your response coming up
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour, right after this Today's
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. Good Things do not come in small packages.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve. Here we go. Let's recap
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter Good Things. Well, you're not coming small
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: ain't much of a recap. He ain't packing. She heard
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: about it. It's awful, So she didn't have sex until
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: she got the ring. He didn't mind waiting until we
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: was engaged, any man, don't mind waiting. No, it ain't
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: worth a damn what. I might as well just ride
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: this out here. You don't want to have sex? I okay, cool,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: I just keep talking to you. Let me take care
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: of the kids, let me buy them something, Let me
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: care you shoppy so I could get you to fall
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: in little with me. Because after we do it, it's sober.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: But he's a good man. Those two don't aboudy give
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: a damn about that. Yeah, it's nice and he's a
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: good man. It's real great. But she wants her she
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: wants she wants her head to be on her eyes
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: and the back of her head. Yeah, she needs some
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: things going on. Well, the problem is he ain't willing.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Dial sex is awful. I knew it before, but I
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: married him anyway because I loved him. I hoped it
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: will get better. I was so used to my ex
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: hood and great sex, now heat and lad he didn't
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: left a lasting impression great sex from your ex husband.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: I thought I could get this guy to do some
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: different things to please me. Oh he won't to, but
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: he just ain't got what it take. Now here's what
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I suggest. You gotta get some equipment in that bad
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: room and he got to be comfortably using. We got
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: to get some equipment. And based on where this letter
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: going in, I'm gonna give you a suggestion or some
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: equipment you can use. And this ain't stuff you buy
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: down at the adult bookstore. You need a bus salt.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: You need to come inside with someone with a lot
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: of noise and you need that type of thing going.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Will You need to see if you can go down
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: home deeper and rinch yourself a Jack Himmel. You need
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: to find out how much your hedgehog costs or what hedgehog. Yeah,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: you definitely needs to buy or weed either or anything
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: with either on it. But you got to do something.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: You've got to do something. I don't want to lead
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: a match cause him. We've cause of the family life
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  Speaker 1: you created from my children. He's a hard worker, he's
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  Speaker 1: a Christian man and great provider, great provider. What because
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  Speaker 1: the one thing you want, he damn sure ain't got that.
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  Speaker 1: But he's a great pride. We have had We ain't
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  Speaker 1: had sex in a long time. We don't hug all
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: kids because he don't want them to get started. So
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: you get to hug and the kiss and you're probably
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: gonna want some more. So he ain't trying to even
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  Speaker 1: touch you because he's sicker. To look on your face
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  Speaker 1: when he looked down at you and you just got
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  Speaker 1: that that that you know how you cock your smile
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  Speaker 1: to one side. She got that look on this face.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't gonna work. We don't hug and kiss now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm aware that sex is very important part of a marriage,
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  Speaker 1: and usually men don't and usually me and cheap when
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: they ain't getting satisfied at home. But I don't think
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: my husband is cheap. I ain't never faked it doing
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: or after sex where you probably should have. You got
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: that at least try to make him think he didn't
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: done so hobba. Can one holler, just one damn holler.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: But I've also never told him how horrible it is. Lady,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: please don't do that to him. Don't do that to him.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Don't tell this man how horrible he without crushing him,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: without yeah, honest crushing. But you gotta have the stuff
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: in place to tell him what he needed to bring
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: in that because he needed some type of toolbox. He's
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: not gonna figure it out. This man needs some type
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: of toolbox, something with some batteries in it, something that
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: make noise, and something that you like. That's the only
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: thing that's gonna save this. I really feel bad for you, ma'am,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: because I don't want to be a cheatah, but I
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: longed for some intense, great sex regularly, and he don't
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: have it. He ain't even gonna get you the intense part.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: You're getting nothing. That's no intensity. He ain't gonna come
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: in that growl, and he ain't gonna army crawled up
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: to bed. He ain't gonna do none of that. He
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna bust out the bad room like he tars in.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: He's not doing any of that. Didn't just be sitting
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: up in here. Now. I don't want to be a cheatah,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: but I longed for some intense grade sex regularly. Well,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: you goad to start cheating because I ain't telling that
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: she gonna do it. I'm telling you what she's gonna
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: end up. Though I'm not suggested she do it. I
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: just predict this is where it's going. Because homeboy changed that.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: There's only equipment will help her. Yeah, I mean he
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: ain't got no now. She just said a little bitty
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What you want me to do? Yeah? I
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: don't want it to get him, man, But you know
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: he got to come in there. He got to learn
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: how you use all these toys. Sorry, listen, he gots
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: to come in. He need help, all right, Listen, Guys,
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  Speaker 1: email us your Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry
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  Speaker 1: letter at Steve Harvey FM or check out the Strawberry
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Letter podcast on demand. You're listening, okay, yeah, uh, let
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: me ask y'all something caller? Sure, yes, uh, y'all, y'all
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: plan on getting your man's gifts this year? Right? Yeah? Christmas? Give?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Is it gonna be something he won't well? So yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: I'm going to put some thought. Yeah, because that's what
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: I think you said the keyword, because the truth about
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: it is, we don't give a damn about the thought
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  Speaker 1: that count. We won't gifts. We can show our boys
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: the gift that men really won't. I know, I'm said,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I know what I said. I know what I said.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: I know I said. It don't really matter, baby, But
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: did it do? Okay? Okay, I know? Because yeah, look
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: you we don't want bad gifts. Like bad gift is
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: winter gloves. We don't our boys don't ask about winter gloves.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: They don't as we put him in our we put
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: him in our pocket. Don't care about that. Here's another
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: gift about a rope me our boys, rope beautiful ro
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: We open this box up again and see a rope. Okay,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: I take we're not putting it out. We don't care
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: about that. Slippers shaker road. Excuse me, there's an exception.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Google that, junior, Google that, But I ain't experienced that.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna talk about what he gonna want that. Okay,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna look into that. I ain't there yet, but
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: I know the dudes I'll be dealing with. We don't
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: care about the roads we get. Okay, you know, okay,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: you don't want to turn cloth one. That one looks
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: like a tie burn your neck up. So as you
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: put it on, Steve, you know what the short one
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: because I'm tall. Now your booty got one pocket, my
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: two pockets one and and the build on the road
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: the same thickness as the road to the collar and built.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: There's a light of color than the road. Ye, no gloves,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: no road. We don't want none of that. We don't
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: want to show our boys. That's all that is true.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: We won't gills that. We said, dude, man, my girl,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: man a man, check what my girl got me? Watch? Yeah, nice,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Most men won't, so watch. All right, We'll be back
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: it is time for comedy Roulette. Jay Tommy and Junior.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Come on, Jay quickly said this one up every week.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: It is the same thing. You test our comedy ability.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Put five septems on the wheel. When a wheel stop?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Who let it rip? Because that's what we do. Baby.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Here are the five subjects, Thank you Jay. Number one,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: people who don't like plantings. That's me. That's me. Do
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: that on my plate. That is not a banana, all right.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Number two, stop lying you're smoking something? Oh yeah, all right.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Number three whiskey breaths. Four people who get in get
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: on other people's nerves. That's number four. And number five.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I thought they were dead already, thought it was dead,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: already say that. All right, wheel, come on, let's go
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: with the wheel to do it. Stopped it already, did
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: all London, John h Stop lying you're smoking. I know
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: you smoking something. We've been at this light for an
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: hour and a half and you ain't moved. Everybody is
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: passing us and we're still sitting here and you got
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: that daze look on your face. You know something. Don't
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: tell me you ain't on nothing. I know exactly what
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: some of these people with my family, somebody got on
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: the phone with me and said, I'm thirty six months pregnant.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: I said, hey, I know you smoke yourself that baby.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Three okay, put you put your put the phone to
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: your stuff and let me talk to this day. I
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: know you. I asked you. I asked you who you
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: went to the party with, and you said it was
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: you and Scoop. It do you're smoking? You really smoking
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: on something? Man? You leave out somebody's house. Huh. And
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: you get to the stair when you head down the
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: steps and you look back and your boy just standing
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: there looking at them steps, and you gotta go. Come on, dog,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: it's just some steps. Come on, dogs just stepping. Man,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: What the hell going on? Yeah? Yo, No, I had
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: a dude, dude that one time. Just stopped at the step.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: I said, boy, your here so high, coming step mountain.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Come on, you ain't high, but your eyes are crimson red.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Really really, you ain't smoking nothing nothing. Your eyes are
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: crimson red. You're smoking something, man, I'm gonna tell you.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you know. They're really smoking something. When they've
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: been missing for two weeks and they come back like
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: they just left for a teen minutes ago. No, you
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: smoke up. Everybody looking for you. I know they're smoking
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: because they always shaw right before the holiday. No. Here
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: it is when you decide you're gonna wash your hair.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: You go in the bathroom, there's a sink. There, there's
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: a bathtub. Why are you in the tarlet in your hat?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: You can't come up around with your boys talking. He
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: waited to everybody get through and he said, you know
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: what I thing I'm gonna do. I'm going and buy
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: that new Bugotti. Yeah he's smoking, So you tell me
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: you ain't smoking them. But there's a lot of little dark,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: little hole, little burn holes on every day you everything.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: You take one shirt out, it's got burnt holes on it.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: You pull another shirt out, it's got burnt holes on
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: your cossie, burnt holes everywhere everywhere. But you ain't. You're listening.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Happy holidays. Let's go to the phone. I just want
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: to give a shout out to my daughter Lecanna William,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: my son DeAndre Black, and my grand children and just
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: tell them happy holidays. I want to wish my fiancee
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Toka Tenzi. If you hear me out there, sweetie, I
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: love you, I appreciate everything you do for me, and
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: I want to wish you a merry Christmas. And a
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: happy new year and let's turn it up baby. Hey Steve,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: I listen to you every day, every day and it
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: makes my day. I just want to wish a happy
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: twentieth anniversary to me and my husband Brian Brown. We
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: down here where our kids, South Carolina, and we listened
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: to you on one on one point nine to be
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: thank you so much. Now I also stream you on
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: nine to two point three. D George, I do thank
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: you so much. Hello crew, This is Maria Franks from Florence,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: South Carolina. How you doing, mister Harvard? How many? I
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: hope you would give a warm happy anniversary to my wife,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Claire Franks if I twenty fourth anniversary. She's a love
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: of my life. She's everything to me and my family. Hi.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: My name is Misha Moore from Georgia. I want to
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: send a special Merry Christmas to my family, the Phillips,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Blankhamsee and more family. I wish everyone a merry Christmas
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: and a process and happy a year. Love you guys, Hey, Steve.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: I just want to get all my love to my
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: family and friends. Mitchell Johnson, Texas, all my family, North
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: and South Mary. Christmas are happened here here you're listening.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time to look into the
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: crazy mind of Jay Anthony Brown. Oh lord, well, I'm
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: glad you did that. I'm glad you're doing that. You
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: are and a lot of time I have foolishness and craziness,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: a lot of time today, knowledge what's in the other day.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Something I have that spirit will put I put together
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: a little company that's called Side Peace Helper. Now you
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: won't for a side piece, you won't be able to
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: get in touch with who you want to get in
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: touch with on holidays it's starting. It's gonna be tough
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: for you. But with Side Piece Helper can call and
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: get out all your frustration. They're not gonna judge you.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: That's cauld You call a friend, they're gonna judge you.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: What I told you, We're not doing that at Side
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Piece Helper. Side Piece Helper is helping side pieces get
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: through the holidays. They're listening, they're quiet, they got good advice.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Tommy knows about it. I mean you we talked about
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: putting them together. So Temmy, what what you got now? Well,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know they help us and we all
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: help us. You know what I mean. We're gonna try
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: to do what we can to get the message to
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: your love war right, Okay, So what you have to
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: do is if you watch the movie Harriet, go in
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: your backyard and start singing it, and then the people
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: next to start singing, and soon or later they're the message.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: We get wade on the way to the person that
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: you wanted to get away, you understand, get a message
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: to the one you loved with letting them know because
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: I know these are terrible side with everything in us,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: you know, you guys. One thing about this show. We're
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: always helping people that nobody out. Now we keep we
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: helped to get them to the polls and now this
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: wow we help. Wow, this is this is this is
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: ball up in a knot time. This is time you
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: ball up in a night. You didn't you didn't tell
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: j about the side piece helper mobile app. You didn't
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: tell them, Yes, go to the app. Yeah, Like, if
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: you need like a side piece on Christmas, you can't
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: get it to it, we will take a plate to
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: her from your house. Yes, And we take the plate
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: to her and we put the you know her gift.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: We transport that you know whatever it is, and you
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: know what we got you know what else we got?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: We got side piece Hamburger. Help. That's the dinner for them,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: you see, that's the dinner for them to have, you know,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: because they can't have with everybody else. Got you see
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Now you're thinking, load the app and
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: get out of that. Yeah, we told her house did
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: your wife cooking is well? Now she can taste it.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: That's all right? Coming up, last break of the day
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: on this Friday. It's been a good day, it's been
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: a good week. We'll be back with Steve and his
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: closing remarks right after this at forty nine, after the
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: hour you're listening to. All right, here we are Steve.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: Last break of the day for this beautiful Friday, take
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: us into the weekend with some lovely inspiring closing remarks.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Let's go all right, um. I chose this one today
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: because I think it's important for people to understand this.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: You know, comparing yourself to other people's success, it's very
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: dangerous because it puts you in a position I'm never
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: really paying close enough attention to where you are. It's
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: not you should not rate your success on the success
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: of other people. I'll tell you why. Let me give
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: you a saying that's in a proverb. I'm paraphrasing a proverb.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: travel from where you started. Listen to me. Success isn't
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: how far you got, but the distance you travel from
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: where you started. See, some people don't know how to
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: measure their success. If you keep putting it up against
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: somebody else, somebody else may have been doing it longer
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: than you, somebody else may have another gift of talent
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: than you. If you're always comparing yourself to somebody else,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: you're gonna come up short, and you'll never really realize
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: that you too, have your own level of success. And
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: you should relish in that. You should be proud in that,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: you should show gratitude in that. But if you always
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: looking at what somebody else is doing, you ain't gonna
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: ever be happy with yourself. And that's a miserable position
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: to put yourself in. Success is not how far you got,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: but the distance you travel from where you started. You've
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: heard old people say in church, I ain't where I
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: want to be, but I think the Lord I ain't
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: where I was. See you gotta look at it like that.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: You gotta constantly take inventory of your life that way.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: That's why I say all the time, listen to me.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Life is not a game. It's a contest. See if
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: you look at life as a game. If I look
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: at life as a game, and I look at Oprah
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Winfreed or Tyler Perry, and I look at how much
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: money they make, then it's a game and I consider
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: them winning. If I consider Oprah winning or Tyler winning,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: then guess what I must be losing. I must be
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: losing because I'm not where they are. So if life
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: were a game, games have winners and losers, you can't
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: look at life like that. Life that life ain't filled
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: with winners and losers. If I look at where I
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: started and I look at where I've gotten to, I win.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: That's why I say life ain't the game. Life is
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: a contest. See, a contest is different. You ever been
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: to the Everybody can get a blue ribbon at the
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: family You just gotta get in your right category. Somebody
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: to get the blue ribbon for biggest squash, Somebody get
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: the blue ribbon for best server, Somebody to get the
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: best best can corn, Somebody to get a blue ribbon
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: with the best sheep, somebody to get a blue ribbon
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: with the fattest hug, somebody to get a blue ribbon
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: for making the best apples. So just get in your
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: lane and get your blue ribbon. Quit tripping because you
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: ain't winning against somebody else. Life ain't a game. It's
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: a contest. Everybody can get their own blue ribbon. Stop
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: comparing yourself to every everybody else. If I keep looking
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: at Oprah Winfrey, man, I might be sad for a
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: long time. Man. I mean so if I look in
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: my life from where I started from, from stuttering, from
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: flunking out of school, from losing everything out owned twice,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: from being homeless, and why I'm at now, I'm a success.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: If you look at your life, let's just look at
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