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Tiffany Haddish Makes History She Ready! - 11.13.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. Y'are listening to the voice, Come on dig
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  Speaker 1: Here we go today. I think I have something for
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people today, at least I hope I do.
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  Speaker 1: And this is about on your journey, And this is
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  Speaker 1: about something that happens to us all. I mean, what
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  Speaker 1: happens to all of us from time to time when
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  Speaker 1: we get discouraged. What happens to all of us when
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  Speaker 1: we feel like quitting. What happens to all of us
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  Speaker 1: when we have that turn back moment. What happens to
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  Speaker 1: all of us when it don't seem like it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: paying out, because I want you to understand something that everyone,
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  Speaker 1: every single living soul, has those thoughts about something at
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  Speaker 1: some point in their life. I mean, you know, look,
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  Speaker 1: I've oftentimes have been discouraged about things not happening as
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  Speaker 1: fast as I like them. All things don't paying out
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  Speaker 1: the way I would like for them to have payed out.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many ways to get discouraged. But
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  Speaker 1: what my encouragement to you is when discouragement comes is
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  Speaker 1: understand this. It is a part of the growth process.
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  Speaker 1: It is a test. It is a test of your faith.
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  Speaker 1: How bad you wanted do you really believe? That's all
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  Speaker 1: faith is. It's simply, and I've said this how many times.
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  Speaker 1: Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
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  Speaker 1: So when discouragement comes, setbacks comes, it is a test
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  Speaker 1: of your faith. Eight at least it's been that way
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  Speaker 1: for me. Now other people can explain it another way.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not other people. I can only give it to
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  Speaker 1: you the way it's come to me and throughout my life,
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  Speaker 1: and man o man o man Discouragement sometimes it's tough
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  Speaker 1: to deal with because it seems at times when you
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  Speaker 1: are discouraged that is so absolute that this means the end,
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  Speaker 1: and if you allow it to set in, it can
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  Speaker 1: be just that the end of you. When Milly Milly,
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  Speaker 1: it was a test here, the one that I hate
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  Speaker 1: to hear. Well, if it, if it's God's will, excuse me.
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  Speaker 1: If it's God's will that you fail. If it's God's
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  Speaker 1: will that you're not successful. If it's God's will that
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  Speaker 1: you lay down and give up, it's God's will that
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  Speaker 1: you allow yourself to a mountain not to not reach
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  Speaker 1: your potential. That's God's will. That's not the God I know.
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  Speaker 1: That's not the God I served. That's not the God
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  Speaker 1: I've read about. That's not the God I believe in.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just my mother always taught me something
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  Speaker 1: that he didn't bring me this far to leave me.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't believe that, not for a second. Try
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  Speaker 1: to look at it if you can as a test
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  Speaker 1: of your faith, and you merely have to pass the test.
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  Speaker 1: It could be for a day, a half a day,
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  Speaker 1: a few hours, a week, a few weeks, it don't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Don't nobody know how long the test period is. Your
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  Speaker 1: job is to keep the faith and keep moving. Keep
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  Speaker 1: the faith and keep moving, keep working, keep believing, keep
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  Speaker 1: hope alive. That's your job. If you do that, that's
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  Speaker 1: how you pass the test. It could be over tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: it could be over in two weeks, it could be
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  Speaker 1: over in a month. You don't know. But all you
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  Speaker 1: got to do is wake up and keep the faith
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  Speaker 1: and fight the discouraging feelings. And how do you do that? Steve?
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  Speaker 1: Now here we go. This is the part I know
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  Speaker 1: about for show because how many times I've had to
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  Speaker 1: fight off discouragement in order to get to where God
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to be. What do you do when you
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  Speaker 1: become discouraged? Well, when I get discouraged about a task,
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  Speaker 1: I think about the outcome. Man, what would it be
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  Speaker 1: like if I were to complete the task? What would
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  Speaker 1: it be like? Man? What would the outcome be for me?
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  Speaker 1: If I hung on in there? If I didn't give up,
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  Speaker 1: If I if I if I imagine, I imagine if
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  Speaker 1: I don't quit. I imagine if I don't give up,
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  Speaker 1: what would it be like? Man? Suppose everything I'm hoping
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  Speaker 1: for comes true. But if I don't quit and give up,
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  Speaker 1: that might just be the case. I start talking to
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  Speaker 1: myself like that, I think of what the upside is
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  Speaker 1: what's the upside to stay in with it? You see,
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  Speaker 1: all this is the same thing. I'm just giving you
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  Speaker 1: different ways to look at it. I'm saying the exact
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  Speaker 1: same thing over and over. But I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 1: find the switch that connects in your mind where you
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  Speaker 1: can say, Okay, man, I'm gonna hang in there. Because
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  Speaker 1: if you think of the outcome, and the outcome is
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  Speaker 1: appealing to you, if you imagine what it would be
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  Speaker 1: like if you don't give up, or you don't quit,
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  Speaker 1: if you if you think only of what the upside
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  Speaker 1: is to stay in with it, And then I I go,
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  Speaker 1: where can this lead to? If I stay with it, man,
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  Speaker 1: and the outcome comes true? What else could that lead
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  Speaker 1: me to? Because I mean, there's always more to it,
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  Speaker 1: So what where else could this lead me to? What
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  Speaker 1: are the possibilities? Man? What are the limitless possibilities? What
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  Speaker 1: could God possibly have in store for me? If I
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  Speaker 1: just hang in there, if I passed this test of faith,
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  Speaker 1: if I just passed this test, Now it ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be the only one, but you gotta get past this one. No,
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  Speaker 1: then you're gonna hear the smooth plane. Then it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be another one, It's gonna be another one. Life ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing but a series of tests, man. But you gain
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  Speaker 1: experience and knowledge as you go through life, and it
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  Speaker 1: helps you with the next test. You get better at testing,
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  Speaker 1: you get better at testing. What's your true destiny? Think
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  Speaker 1: about that when you think about giving up. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: want to see what that is? Don't you want to
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  Speaker 1: see what God really got for you? What does God
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  Speaker 1: really have in store for you? If you just passed
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  Speaker 1: the test, if you just hanging there, man, and don't
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  Speaker 1: let the devil fool you, and don't let that other
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  Speaker 1: force make you think that it's over, that your time
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  Speaker 1: has come. That is not his will. God don't deal
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  Speaker 1: in negativity, man. See Bishop Omer taught me something. The
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  Speaker 1: way you know that something has God's voice in it,
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  Speaker 1: It has no sin in it. Quitting, giving up, laying down,
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  Speaker 1: falling out for the count, letting go, losing your faith.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't got nothing do with God. Man. When you're
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  Speaker 1: thinking about giving up, when you discourage, think of the outcome.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine what it would be like if you don't quit,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't give up, what's the upside to stay
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  Speaker 1: in with it? Where can this all lead to? What?
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  Speaker 1: What can this get you too? If if you do
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  Speaker 1: this and you get to where you think you want
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  Speaker 1: to be, Oh my God, what's after that? What are
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  Speaker 1: the limitless and endless possibilities of holding onto your faith?
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  Speaker 1: What could really be out there for me? Man? If
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  Speaker 1: I just passed this test, you to talk yourself into
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  Speaker 1: hanging in there. And sometimes it ain't nobody talking to
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  Speaker 1: you about hanging in there but you. But that's good
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  Speaker 1: enough because God has a blessing for you. God's got
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  Speaker 1: a blessing with your name on it. God has packages
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  Speaker 1: bundled up with your name on it. He got blessings
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  Speaker 1: just in boxes with your name on it. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: want all the mind shipped. I'll be on Faith Street
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  Speaker 1: waiting there to receive. I just I'm just believing he's
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  Speaker 1: shipping stuff. But if you keep moving from the address
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  Speaker 1: of Faith, if you keep getting off Faith Street, why
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  Speaker 1: you want neat packages to go? They got your name
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  Speaker 1: on it and it's based on your faith. But if
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  Speaker 1: you keep moving on Doubt Avenue and it ain't no
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  Speaker 1: Way Boulevard and the patrig get delivered only the Faith Street,
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  Speaker 1: what you keep moving on Faith Street for? Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, love her looking look good? That's right, yes, yeh.
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  Speaker 1: last that's god. That's yeah, all of that. Yeah, so proud. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get a chance to see it, but I
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  Speaker 1: heard it was. That was really good. We got little
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  Speaker 1: parts of her monologue. We're gonna showcase that a little
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  Speaker 1: later on this morning about nine eastern something. You want
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  Speaker 1: black women ain't that bad? Did man give him some
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  Speaker 1: I know you guys had a lot to do and
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  Speaker 1: a lot to talk about from this past weekend. Yeah, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: you were in your play. Yes, my to get a
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  Speaker 1: big shout out of my boy. Keen him a car there,
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  Speaker 1: he's a two yeah, two terms. Him and his wife
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  Speaker 1: came to see me and Jackson Bille floor to duvall.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's the wide receive a coach for Jackson
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  Speaker 1: Bille jaguas so big coming and hanging out with your boy.
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  Speaker 1: And then I went to my off with him. What
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  Speaker 1: you did now, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he got some sticks.
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  Speaker 1: He can go. Yes, she can't. Lord, you ain't bad yourself,
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  Speaker 1: You ain't bad you out there? I scrambled golf ready
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  Speaker 1: off the tea box. But after that I turned into
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of a player. I played in Miami
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  Speaker 1: though lost thirty six balls are throwing him just in
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  Speaker 1: the one. You don't understand what the cams and I
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  Speaker 1: helped him, helped him straighten out what he was doing
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  Speaker 1: wrong because he had the problem that I used to have.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean he just comes over the top of
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  Speaker 1: the ball like like most amateurs, a lot of us coming.
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  Speaker 1: I still come over the top of the ball occasion
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  Speaker 1: still do well, you gotta swing in out. He swings
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  Speaker 1: out in but severely and at a high speed. So
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  Speaker 1: what that does is just coming golf ball curves and
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  Speaker 1: and he's already left handed, so anybody to your right
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  Speaker 1: is in danger. But come on, isn't he right there?
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  Speaker 1: Like eye level to the ball? Come on this way,
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  Speaker 1: I love you, eye level to the ball. All this
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  Speaker 1: explanation for he wasn't going for it right, So that's it,
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  Speaker 1: that's Tommy's whole bro Well, thanks for clearing that up. E. Secondly,
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  Speaker 1: he won't take a lesson from just go out there
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  Speaker 1: and play that he could fix it. Yeah, golf and
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  Speaker 1: requires instruction. It is not a game where you go
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  Speaker 1: out there and you and you can just play this game.
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  Speaker 1: People don't think off is a game. It really is
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  Speaker 1: a game. It's a mind game. It's a swing game.
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  Speaker 1: It's a platting game, drive game. And people who don't
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  Speaker 1: play it's just people like they're hitting the balls caddy.
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  Speaker 1: So I really know the game, but I don't like golf.
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  Speaker 1: I would never go back out there again because you
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  Speaker 1: because that caddy a long time make extra money, So
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  Speaker 1: I know the game. But I don't like it at
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  Speaker 1: all because of Caddy. But he was holding the way
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  Speaker 1: man sticks contradiction. But that's a team. Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: This may not be interesting to a lot of people,
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  Speaker 1: but golf is a game like this. If you play
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  Speaker 1: a round of golf with a guy, you can know
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  Speaker 1: a lot about a man sitting on a car with
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  Speaker 1: him four and half hours playing around of golf. And
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  Speaker 1: here's the reason why. It teaches you how he handles setbacks,
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  Speaker 1: how he handles uh catastrophe, how he handles doing well,
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  Speaker 1: if he's fair, if he cheats, Because all of it
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  Speaker 1: comes out in golf the game of life. Oh surely,
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  Speaker 1: if you're a good sport, you'll find out about it.
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  Speaker 1: If you cheat, will find out about it. If you're
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  Speaker 1: a sore loser, if you don't recover from mishaps, anything.
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  Speaker 1: It's how your attitude is. And it's very very reflective
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  Speaker 1: of how I live my life the way I play golf.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. When I go out with
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  Speaker 1: my guys, I can't play like them. So they've betting
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  Speaker 1: five hundred, six hundred dollars a whole man, They're serious.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just the guy that hold the money. They for
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  Speaker 1: real life. They just I got your money. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: an expensive sports sport. Yeah, especially if you try to
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  Speaker 1: play it on the high level. You know, if you're
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  Speaker 1: out there with the really really nice courses, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you go play around the golf is nothing
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  Speaker 1: for it to cost to six nothing easy? It's golf course?
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  Speaker 1: Is that's dollars to play? Wow? Why in the hut that?
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  Speaker 1: Let me just tell you this, that guy in the
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  Speaker 1: White House, that's some great car course. That's what he needs.
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  Speaker 1: He makes sure you know you know that too when
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  Speaker 1: he travels the world. But I want you to know something.
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  Speaker 1: They're not his. That's the other thing. Hens out his name.
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  Speaker 1: They're not his. Oh but in New York we played
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  Speaker 1: at his course in a tournament, didn't. You're talking about
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  Speaker 1: over in New Jersey Trump National. I mean they're all
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  Speaker 1: named Trump, the woman West part. He has something to
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  Speaker 1: do with them, But they're not just his per se.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of other people's money that made those
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  Speaker 1: golf course. And he gets money from him. Though, Can
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  Speaker 1: he plays because that never him talking about his game
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  Speaker 1: well enough he should be able to No, I mean
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  Speaker 1: I've ever seen this golf for seventy years old. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Oh dude, got a little stroke oding mm hmm, okay,
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  Speaker 1: what did Kim John Un call him? Lunatic o man?
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  Speaker 1: Old man? The war of words between those two, I
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of him. I know he's going to
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  Speaker 1: get us off the air. Keep what you know? He
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  Speaker 1: going he going off. Alright, it's Monday. That means Reverend
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  Speaker 1: Motown Take and def Jam are in the building with
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  Speaker 1: church complaints. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: MS and will update us with today's now national news
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  Speaker 1: and including the weekend box office numbers. But first, yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is Monday, and so it is time for Reverend
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  Speaker 1: Motown and Dick in death Jam with today's church complaints. Yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: let me clear your throat, Let me clear my My
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  Speaker 1: nephew was over over day and all played a rep
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  Speaker 1: recording yes that I found fascinating and I thought I'd
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  Speaker 1: implement that into my sermon. Let me clear my thoat
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  Speaker 1: all right now because you need to hear this. And
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  Speaker 1: these is the most ungrateful Starncenarian church members, church members
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  Speaker 1: I've ever seen. Ain't grateful about nothing. These his church
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  Speaker 1: complete on Monday. What is rule? First of all, I
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  Speaker 1: get money pasted it um we hear our brother democrats
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  Speaker 1: and booteau Jr. Has just received a partial scholarship to
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  Speaker 1: U n l V for basket weaving. But he needs
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  Speaker 1: he needs help with his books. The church has voted
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  Speaker 1: and don't want to give him the money because his
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  Speaker 1: mama hasn't paid her ties in three years. But the
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  Speaker 1: last call would be up to you. But the boy
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  Speaker 1: needs books to go to U n l V for
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  Speaker 1: basket weaving. He's the best basket weaver from what we understand.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really sure. Did you all providing us with
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  Speaker 1: the right information, Deacon just a bit? But don't nobody
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  Speaker 1: go to you and l V for basket weaving? Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's what they say. He's studying where he has got
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  Speaker 1: to be studying something else? Are you talking about the markets?
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  Speaker 1: Democt selling Jim oh demke selling. Yes, that's what. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's oh that boy. Oh he's not going to u
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  Speaker 1: n LV for basket weaven that's a mistake. That's a front.
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  Speaker 1: He's going down there to help us out with the
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  Speaker 1: building fund. The boys are extremely good gambler and we
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  Speaker 1: wanted to raise money to send him to Vegas because
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  Speaker 1: the church is gonna get aided percent of all he's winning. Yeah, death,
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  Speaker 1: what that you don't worry about that? Or basket we
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  Speaker 1: even coat. That ain't what that is. So he's not
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  Speaker 1: going that's a camouflage. But that ain't a camouflage. That's
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: that's something else. Let's just say that's a snow front.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Un move on to the sister. Sister. Sister kaya Jalavad
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: has reddicated her life and left the life of stripping.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: She is now in counseling. But the problem path he
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: is when she catches the hole, it goes and shouts.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: On Sunday, uh, her old stripper routine comes out in
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: the sanctuary once again, let's move on from that one.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Who why, Well, she's feeling the spirit, but during the
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: strip of routine at the same time, it's gonna have
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: to You're gonna have to stop that from happening. The
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: kids are watching. I told her, or you know, meeting
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: in my study or that was in your study. You
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: know by y'all know. So we had what the dog cloud,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: the door was open. We had brother democratle So you
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: didn't wrote the seventeen year old boy in this well,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: he gotta know what's going on downe in Vegas. Who
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Ki is just coming as she is. And so we're
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: gonna leave that alone because sister Kayeta in case she backslide,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: it's gonna go down there with democratlet and then we
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: really get this building built, all right. So we got
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: a strip and the gambler going the vega. That sounds
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: like to be on the church for the log, all right?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Moving along, Brother wooded one leg, Williams is asking for
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: a loan to get rid of to get rid of
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: his wooden leg and exchange it for a titanium leg.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: He has a woodpecker in his backyard that keeps chasing
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: him around the house kicking on the leg. And you're
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: gonna have to do We want to help him get
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: rid of the wooden leg and get a titanium when
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: he does not have enough money for that, but the
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: woodpecker keeps chasing him around the house. Well, I'll tell
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: you one thing about this church, the lack of the
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: limit to the monophores we have. Instead of trying to
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: exchange and get rid of that wooden leg for titanium,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: we need to and somebody over there getting rid of
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: the woodpeckle because we ain't got your money from the leg. Now,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: all right, that's all we're gonna say about that. It's
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: easy to get rid of the woodpeckle than it is
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: to get get get the new leg. All right, we're
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: not buying legs on here. We how money is for
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: the building for right, We're not buying the leg getting him.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: We're building the church, not for the place. How much
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: of them tum leg be the Titanos over five? She
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: like that. We can get a new stained glass cross
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: over the cho before we put some money on the
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: leg and wear past. See his problem is he keeps
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: wearing shots and lo and told him. Don't nobody want
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: to see that? Damn leg mhm. Put some prays on
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: and the woodpecker won't know he down. So you want
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: us to kill the woodpacker? That not? That's gonna bring
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Peter out, ain't it? If we get shooting at the woodpecker,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: who is Peter? You? Yeah? Tell then when they're saying
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: for us ter share people for the ethical treatment of animals, Damn,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: that's what does Peter have to do with this? You're
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: not supposed to just kill a bird like that, especially
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: a woodpecker. They're almost extinct. You don't want to do that.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Too deep for you, pastor understand? Yes, Peter Ben did
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Peter in the Bible? Not that Peter. Now who you
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: too deep for him? Don't anybody pass him? Moving a
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: now real, real quickly. Jesus just stayed up on that wall. Yeah,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: you take your out, I would claim me. Ma Clita's Votin.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Riley wants us to come to the next rally and
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: save souls. Uh, he says, with hoods on the course.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: He's asking that you and two people from your flock
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: come pray for them. Let me, we're not going down there.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump the only one thinking good people on both
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: shows coming up in the top of the hour. O. J.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Simpson permanently banned from Los Angas Las Vegas hotel and
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: understand has our national news. But we'll be back. I
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: told you you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: O J. Simpson, You guys hear about this story. Jeez? Yeah.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: O J. Simpson was allegedly drunk and unruly. I said allegedly.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I did say, allegedly drunken unruly at the Cosmopolitan Hotel
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: in Las Vegas. This is according to hotel staffer staffers.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: He was drunk, got disruptive at the Click bar, He
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: got mad at the staff and glasses were broken at
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: the bar. Security showed up and removed o J from
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: the hotel, and while he was nice to the guards,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: o J was permanently banned from the Cosmopolitan Hotel. Nothing
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: happened at the Cosmo. And if the legitimate media would
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: pay any attention to take any time to double check
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: any stories instead of running with these stories by the
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: by the tabloid to the station's it's complete lined. He
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: just totally lied to everybody. Your thought, Shirley, in the
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: words of your mama, Yeah, go sit down somewhere. Everyone
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: has seen everyone has seen you. And that's his problem, man.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: But you know what his roots problem is. He still
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: thinks he's the juice. But why can't he just go
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: cannot be Why don't he just drink oh J juice?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: He was mad, he was drinking valking orange juice. They
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: ran out of orange juice. All in his feelings, right,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: that's one guy said, Well he just got mad. At
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: least he didn't kill anybody. Come on, like, what you
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: know how to juice. It don't go his way. Yeah, Oh,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: to go somewhere and sit down. Man, let me tell
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: you something. When you on parole, that's a very delicate
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: time for you because you can violate probation for a
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: number of reasons. Are you supposed to be drinking? No?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Not drunking? No? No. If you get arrested, they just
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: go sit you down, you could be violation. Is that
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: a violation? Yeah, if you get drunk and disorderly and
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: the police have to come, that's a violation right there.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: They violate you for man. You can't do anything. You
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: can't be in the presence of other criminals. You can't
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: be in any criminal activity involvement in any way exactly.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I want a video. This is too much though, Really,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: this is really too much right here. I mean to
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: just is that asking too much, though, Steve for him
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: to just sit down. I'm telling you, man, you know what, Man,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't normally regular people. You don't have to tell
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: this to right, Seriously, man, we have a part of
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: us that go Okay, he still thinks in his mind
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: that there's a level of people who still admire him,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: because you know, there's some people asking for his autograph
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: because they just want to say I got O J's autograph.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: He thinks that mean they like him, and he stuck on,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I'm the juice. They love me, and he wants them
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: to love them back. It's never gonna be the same
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: for him, never ever. I found a video. We gotta
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: play it the audio. No, he got a video talking
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: to TMZ. You gotta hit wow. Okay, we're gonna see
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: if we can play that. Next course, Colin has to
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: screen it first. All right, listen, come on, let's go
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: to miss and Steve, Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: our voice of reason and tell it agents and facts,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: our very own MS and trip. Thanks Steve, Thanks you
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: to be such an entryw Okay, thanks very much, Stephen, Shirley, Carla,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Tommy Junior, everybody out there. J Anthony Brown, this is
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: a trip with the News. President Trump was in the
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Philippines yesterday, closing out his five country tour of Asia
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: and hannoy on Saturday with other world leaders, Trump asked
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: if he pin Russia's Vladimir Putin down about meddling in
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: the last election, and the President's answer was pretty much
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: all over the place. What I said there's that. I
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: believe he believes that, and that's very important for somebody
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: to believe. I believe that he feels that he and
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Russia did not meddle in the election. As to whether
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: I believe it or not, I believe in our intelligence agents, well,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: our intelligence agencies say Russia absolutely did meddle in our election.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Trump has come under a lot of criticism for his
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: really soft handling of the situation. He did say they
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: talked to Putin about the meddling privately, but Putin says
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: they didn't talk about that in truth Trump form, though,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: the presidents sought to push the blame onto the Obama
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: administration and ought to former Intelligence Director James Clapper, who
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: answered his White House critic on CNN's State of the Union,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: is committed to undermining our system, our democracy, in our
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: in our whole process, and and to to try to
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: paint it in any other, uh, any other way, is
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I think astounding and in fact poses apparel of this country.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: In Alabama, Republican U S. Senate Canady Judge Roy Moore
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: continues to deny allegations of sexual misconduct with miners decades ago.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Roy Moore accused of inappropriately touching a fortune year old
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: girl at his home in the nineteen seventies while he
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: was an assistant district attorney. And while Moore is refused
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: to leave the race, the reaction to many in the
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: two of many of his party to the allegations is
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: that if they are true, that he should quit. However,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: folks in Alabama his supporters say, well, even if it
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: is some of them actually saying this, that even if
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: it is, they're still going to vote for him. Roy
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Moore now says he's suing the newspaper that brought the
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: story to light. In Texas yesterday were surpers at the
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: First Baptist Church of Sutherland Springs held their first Sunday
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: services the last week's mass killings. Uh those as had
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: services under a large white tent on a nearby baseball field.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Tops of the box office this weekend, of the second
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: week in a row which has made more than two
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: hundred million dollars worldwide was Thor Ragnarok number two, Daddy's
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Home number two, and at number three, a remake of
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Agatha Christie's Murder on the Orient Express. There is something
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: about that tangle of strangers pressed together for days with
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: nothing in coming, but they need to go from one
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: place to another and never see each other again. Yeah,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: it's all about murder. You get the Butterfly. Twenty minutes
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: after the hour, stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Steven's time introduced Jay and uh and I'm leaving the
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: room today because no, no, no, I'm not gonna do that.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Jay, do you know the butter plast
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: night Nick, because what's very good? I love it. I
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: love the good morning everyone. Stephen Tommy Star on the
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: How I do everyone? Hey, hey, hey, it's a beautiful
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: on mine day. I want to say this that I
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: am halfway there as far as my wardrobe and my
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: go fund me account, I have raised three thousand dollars
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: and I'm most everybody's segment. Everybody, this is I'm not
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: begging for money. I'm not. I'm it. You could have
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: fixed this about yourself. You could have fixed all of
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: it about yourself. How do you have fun to do?
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Making dollars? How much you need? How much did you need?
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I needed six thousand dollars in total, but I asked
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: him to come out. Yeah that really, I really need
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: to get the word out. Don't do that. I don't
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: have to have all the little instrumentals. Don't. So I'm
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: saying this to think about it. If I need six thousand,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: five hundred, you keep doing it yourself. Okay. If I need,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: if I need, what I need, the and I have
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: to do is get like five piece from each one
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: of you, all five hundred. Yes, it's six of you,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: all six thousand, five hundred. Now listen, come on, I'm
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: just ask one question. Could you break that down with
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: the six thousand, because you've never done that. You just
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: say six thousand? What's what? Yeah, well you have to
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: round it out. It was like, yeah, that's six thousand.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: You understand. I have a lot of tights, a lot
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: of shoes, a lot of scars. What cost what? That's
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna asking. What fun do I have to
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: give you? The mind be? Why don't have to money?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: You want to give you money? Okay? First of all,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: dy I got wait with spread, Why why are you
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: aggressive with me? You're very tights cost how much? But
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: every time you say dollars, man, you just just tights
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: cost how much? My tights are I guess around seventy
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: eight dollars right in the air, dollars because because my
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: tights have rhyan stones and glitters and stuff. Listen, don't
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: make me go through this item by item. We don't
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: have to talk to if you won't like a Boa
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: like you were. BoA's right, how much of the other bowl?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: And then and then out of my weeks a feather
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: boa boy. I felt the boy could easily start at
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: four or five. So now y'all dollars. So, now y'all
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: don't want me to have a damn fell the ball
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: because because it has so much forgot, you ain't never
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: won one, you ain't never want one, so you don't
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: know what it means. Okay, calm down, butterfly man, This
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: six thousand dollars is high coming up. J Ethony Brown
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: is gonna murder another here. You're listening to Steve Morning Show.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve. He did such a great
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: job introducing the butterfly, introduced Jay, so he can murder
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: another hit friendship killing himself. I just want I just
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: want the butterfly. I'm really a friend of the butterfly.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Now you killed But before we do the Murder to Hit.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: It's going down Tuesday night. My good friend, my buddy,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: who's doing this for no money. None. He wants you
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: to know cash getting paid in tacos and medication. The
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: tacos are good. It's headline of Taco Tuesday with my
• 41:42
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna charge in world, Here we go. This
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: week's Murder to Hit dedicated to everybody who's still wearing
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: a fanny pack. The fanny pack is back. Yeah, you
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: may not think it's cool. Cook it looks wag and
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: holds your cock, keeps right next to your smatch. Yeah.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Some put too much and netty over back. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: packs back again. Back in the day they were fanny
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: pack was hot. It went away. I'm wearing mine. I
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: don't care what you say. Go ahead and lefing to me.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Is hearing a stay let me hit the chorus. Sorry,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: wed in the front, turn into the back. You wear
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  Speaker 1: on the side, switch to the other side. Put it
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: run your neck, put it on your head, head in
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: your hand, switch to the outher hand, put it on
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: your back door, put the gether. I you real fact,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: you might need three steps. Are you wearing it at
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: night so you have to eat? Baker? You can wear
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: in the club. Were in the front, turn into the back.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Everybody's data on Auntie's somebody that's still wearing a fanily
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow night. James five Comedy Club, fifty five eighty one
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  Speaker 1: westman Chester Avenue, Los Angeles, California. Me, my man doing
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: it for free because we're such good friends. He said, No, Jay,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: keep your money. Oh you offered him him even him
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: six thousand. Yeah it is. You offer him six thousand
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: dollars so late. I know y'all don't believe you know,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: y'all don't he can take that and give it to No,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: y'all don't believe it now, Jay, I don't want you
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: six thousands. Sure is not true. You offered him six grand.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: He's the same man complain about the price of sup
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: at Hame Foods. Yeah, you're right here. You think he's
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: gonna offer me six I cannot wait to see. I'm excited.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be fun. Come you're gonna come to me.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Oh cool, how you're gonna come? You know you got
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: to work. He'll be there. Oh you're just lying feels
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: every night and you just got a fire one off.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: All right, so we will all be there to see
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you tomorrow night, Junior. Make us proud, Make us proud,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: And that's six thousand is waiting. If you want it,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I'll have it all right, coming up next after you
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Temmy in the building for his brak phone call. Right
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: after this a little sometime, you're listening to the Steve
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after you don't want to us
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter, But up next the next few times,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: prank phone call? What you got now? Me and my Jesus,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Me and my Jesus. All right, Hello, I'm trying to
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: reach your sister. How you doing. I'm giving you a
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: call on behalf of Baptist Church. You are a member there?
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Am I right? Yes? I am? Okay, listen um, I'm
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: calling you. They some of the members have gotten together
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: and had a meeting and wanted me to give you
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: a call. It seems that a lot of them are
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: complaining about Sunday services that go on and wanted for
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: me to give you a call on their behalf so
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: that we can see if we can address the problem
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: and talk to you diligently as possible and try to
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: get the problem rectified. What's going on, Well, it seems
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: like that a lot of members are complaining. I'm sorry,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: and what is your name again? My name is Man.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not actually a member of the church. I've just
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: been the one that they've been asked to give you
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: a call and try to talk on the members behalf,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: so maybe we can get this problem rectify that you
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: that they have Uh, as far as you are concerned, Okay,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: go ahead. What I'm just trying to see what this
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: is in regards to go ahead, Well, it seems like
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: the members of the church are complaining about that you're
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: doing too much shouting at church on Sunday, and it
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: seems to be going on every Sunday. You're running up
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: and down the aisle and you're shouting all over the place,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: and it's me I've been singled out about my shouting.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Wellever dindly is distracting, man, You're distracting everyone from getting
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  Speaker 1: the word and listening to the word and being involved
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  Speaker 1: in the service. And that's the purpose of the call
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: is to see if we can get you to tone
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: it down something. Okay, So the whole church is complaining
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: about me shouting the way people run up and down
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: them off every Sunday and almost turning cart wheels and flips,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: and they're singling me out, complained about me. Well, ma'am,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know how it is that you can see
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: everybody else doing cart wheels when you're the ones that
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: they say is the one that's doing them. Am I
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: being singled out? Man. All I'm saying is that they're
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: saying that you're doing too much shouting and too much
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: running at this church. Now I'm just the message. Okay. Well,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: they can't tell me how to shout. They don't. They
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: can't tell me what's going on in my life, what's
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: gonna keep me from praising God? And they I mean,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: they could just they could go somewhere else with that,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: but they're not gonna tell me that. I can't praise
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: my God. They don't know how good God it's been
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: to me. And you know what, I understand that I
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: agree with you wholeheartedly. But it's becoming a distraction. I mean,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: they was at the point last night talking about should
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: we put some seatbelts on the pews so so you
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: can stay down some sea high They gonna tell people
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: they can't shout in church, embrace God? What can we
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: call the church for? Well, you do come to we
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: need to be trying to plase God and get their
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: own shout. Want to stop looking at me and about
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing. We're gonna need you to quit running
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: up and down these aisles and doing what I'm sorry.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm trying to stay calm. I'm trying my best.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Who Jesus, Jesus sure that that's not happy? You can't
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: tell me I gotta stop shouting. Okay, man, But let
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: me ask you. Are you running now? Aren't you just
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: standing still talking? But I don't have to run right now? Okay,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to get you to do? You know,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: like if I want to run up and down this
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: street right now, I can run up and down the
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: street and place God. But they're not gonna tell me
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: to stop shouting at church? Can we get you to
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: be a little bit more reserved as what we see? Man,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: let me let me go ahead and go further on
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: what they do. The spirit moves. Okay, well, let me
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: move and tell you what they've told me. Now. If
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: we can't get to the point where you can, you know,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: tone it down, then we may have to ask you
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: to leave. Let them ask me, Jesus, Jesus, you let
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: them ask me. Why don't they want me to leave
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: a church. I've been at that church for fifteen years.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not leaving the church. I'm gonna run up and
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go on the church. I don't even
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: turn me some flip where I feel like not not
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: not no, no, listen, I think that that's all. I'm okay,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: go ahead, but I'm gonna be there. I'm going to
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I am going to be there on Sunday. Man, and
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I have been the person that's been appointed to make
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: sure that you're not running up and down these house
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: and shotting like this. You've got to keep yourself reserved
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: so people can hear the word of God. You are
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: standing in people's word that's what you're doing. You're in
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: the whale. If they come trying to send me down,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get them a word and ain't gonna be
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: a god. So put that hands up on me here,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: not listen. I'm trying to hear that. Now. You can
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: say I haven't been in that church fifteen years. If
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I want to run, dance, shout, jump, whatever I want
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: to do, I'm gonna do it. Ain't nobody gonna stop me.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to stop this this past Sunday. What's
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: your last Sunday doing it? And you're not gonna do
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: with this sun? Like I said, just why? And I'm
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: telling you could tell them I don't choose the deacon,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: then of the deaconess, the minister's wives, of who all
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: the asks you want to tell? Let him put their
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: hands on me and see if I don't sling on them.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come write about the spirit and sling on
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that now because he said you didn't
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: really push me that I have tried. I just try.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this here. Where is trying to
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: show that. I'm saying never, but you make it you
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: if you're making me revert back to my own ways
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: and you you really me out that's what you're gonna do. Okay, well,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this, what is the god at
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: right now? And you where is the one that say
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: it is? The God? Was in me when I was
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: trying to be called with you at first to tell
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: you don't be calling me with this polishness. But now
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: you have to make the other sign of me roll
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: he's up. Well, you wouldn't raised it up in there.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't raised it up in me too. Guess what
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: come sounding? You're gonna set you in that pew and
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna say you know when you came yourself
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: in the pew. Okay, I'll right, I'm right. Were gonna
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: see how where I'm not sitting that people? Amount of fact?
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: First thing sign the morning, I'm going in the past.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're gonna deacon, you are whatever your name is.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna on my body how you need to lose.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: I would be talking to Pastor myself and letting him
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: know about this situation. You don't talk, You don't know.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: We can try and pass right now, we're just passing one.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: You don't talk to Pastor. I talked to Pastor Art Timpting. Yes,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: like I said, I'm telling you, oh, Jesus, you feel
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: old Jesus, not not not not not See just like
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: this here you see how you're calling on him and
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: you stand yeah, because I'm calling on him to kid
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: me from just really going to cuss you out right
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: there because you've ben't really hitting my nerves. I got
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you, lady.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: You know you better say real quick cause you're gonna
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: talk to this operator that's his nephew Timing from the
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pray by your girl.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: You're not you know, I'm oh, I'm I'm gonna kid
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: but me up your cursing on the part. Okay, Jesus.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: One more thing, baby, let me ask you something. What
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: in the landing. You can't really come between nobody. And
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: that's a no note, no me and my Jesus. I'm
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: just telling you that's not something you come between. You
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: don't do that, man, Jesus Jesus. What they like and
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: then you go right there, that's what you do, man,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: That's what you're supposed to do. You see now, what
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: would be passionate to Uncle Steve? Money? Oh yeah, it
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: ain't money. You don't want to do? Yeah? Play take it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you, as Jesus, been to your
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: show yet since everyone know what? Uh no, stop Shirley.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: But you know in Miami, I mean they was just
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: called it. You know we talk we're talking about. Hold on,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on? Who was who was just calling
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: in Miami? Who? You ain't gonna believe it? Oh yes,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I will? Okay? You read Warren South. You know he
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: used to play for Miami to college. He blowing me up.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: He wanted to come to the show right after the game.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: He blowing time up and like soup, I can't. I
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: can't get you in when it's so like you talking
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: about and South not Marvin war Did you talk about
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: one of them? Event to the play? But he don't
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: know you you dude? What is that was? That was?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: That was Marvin's sad? All right? Coming up next Today's
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. You don't want to miss it. You're listening
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Strawberry Letter is up next.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: But first, now, according this is according to Yahoo dot com. Guys,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: that's the one. U c l A basketball freshman lo
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Angelo Ball, Cody Riley, and Jalen Hill will likely have
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: to stay behind in China for a week or two
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: while the team flew home after Friday night season opener
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: win over Georgia Tech. Ball, Riley, and Hill were arrested
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: you recall on shoplifting charges uh last Tuesday, as they
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: were accused of allegedly stealing sunglasses from a Louis Vuitton
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: store next to the team's hotel in hang Zoo, both
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: teams participating in the China game or staying in the
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: same hotel earlier last week before moving to Shanghai, where
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: the Pack twelve China game was played. All three were
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: released on bail early Wednesday morning, as they've been forced
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: to stay at the Highatt Regency and hang Zoo with
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: a U c l A representative while the legal process
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: plays out. Horrible stories. This one got serious. Not when
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: the rest of the team didn't left. Y'all Just get
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: by yourself tight now to listen to me, everybody tight.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Now that that's when you got that permantent, Widgie. It's
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: a feeling. It's you feel like you constipated all the time.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I mean, man, you're just sitting over
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: that and man, you're in a place you don't know
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: what they say, you know, yeah, they just talking. And
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: then that one dude coming in with that real soft voice.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: My question is, I don't really know. I've never heard
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: of these guys. Are they that good? It's the ball?
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: The ball does I don't this kid, he's too new,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not you know, they say that all the teammates
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: love to play with him. A selfish basketball player. I'm
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: pretty sure I've heard the Lakers front off people say
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: that they wish he would be a little bit more aggressive.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: But I don't. I'm talking about the one that's playing
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: with the Lakers right now. I don't see the greatness there.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: And maybe it's just because he's so young, but he's
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: only nineteen. His footwork is horrible right now. Um, you know,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: he has he has a good vision for the game,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: but a lot of his passes are just a little
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: bit too slow, and he's just he's just not up
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: to speed with the pro game yet. To me, this
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: is just to me, I could be wrong, but it's jumper.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I don't see how it's gonna survive the NBA. I
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: don't know how you can play the point and you
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: can't take nobody off the dribble. He ain't got nothing
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: to shake nobody. Leave him stand there and if he
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: wide open, he can shoot that shot. But that's just
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: what I see so far. I could be wrong, but
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: I've been watching basketball long time, and if I could
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: just see some spurts of brilliance from this kid that says, oh,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: this is what he do? I mean, I just haven't
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: seen it. I haven't seen a whole lot of games.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: You know. He had a triple double recently, so that
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: does say something that something's there, But I just haven't
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: seen it. Is he that good? They just look at
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: the rose colored glasses? I went to to have you
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: seen the glasses on? It's time to go to the letter.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Tell the Lord introduced the letter. It's strawberry. Let's go. Okay, well, mom,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: so hold on tight. We gotta letter subject the size
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  Speaker 1: really matter. Now we're gonna do this Strawberry a little
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: bit different because Shirley has to answer this one. I'm
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: gonna chime it does size really madam? Good morning, Stephen family.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I'm a thirty year old female with no kids, a
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: great job, and do pretty well for myself. I'm engaged
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: to a great man who proposed to me on Valentine's
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Day this year. He has two kids with someone else
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: and takes very good care of his children, which is
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: just one of the things I respect about him. Here's
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: my question to you, The size really matter? I'm talking
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: about diamonds in my room when he proposed. When he proposed,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I was so excited and responded right away. Have no
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: regrets on saying yes because I do love him. The
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: ring that he got me is really small, to the
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: point where I can barely see the diamond myself, so
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I know other people can't see it. It looks diamond cut.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt his feelings regarding the size
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: of the ring, but this is bothering me. Should I
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: say something to him and resounding selfish and jeopardizing our relationship?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Or should I just wear with pride every day like
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: I have been doing since he proposed. Wow, I wanted
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: to read this first to let Shirley answer this, cause
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I do know how he
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: will respond, but go ahead, Well, you know what I'm
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: gonna just gonna be totally honest with you, Steve. It
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: depends on the intent behind the ring, that is. Uh.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: You know, if if this is all he can do
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: right now financially, and he did it with love, he
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: did it with real love, you know, then yes, we're
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: it with pride every day like you like you're doing
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: because at the end of the day, it is about
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: the love. It is about the commitment. It is about
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: the marriage, nothing else. And the ring should reflect that. Okay, Um,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: you know you say in the letter that here, okay,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: you mean the ring should symbolize yeah, yeah, well yeah yeah,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: and it should. Um. You said he was a great man,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: you said he was a very good dad. That's what's
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: really important here. It really is. Somehow the ring, how
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: big the diamond is, you know, has become the symbol
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: of how much your man loves you or how much
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: money your and your man has. So you know, if
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: the ring is small, then the perception is your man
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: is brokeer, you know, something like that. But but having
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: said all that, I do know how you feel. I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: do know how you feel. When you girls here that
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: you're engaged, the first thing they say is, oh girl,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: let me see the ring. That's what they say. You know,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: that's what they say. And you feel what a little
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: embarrassed or something. You know, your hand out, you know,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: you do? You do well? I say, you know, don't
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: feel like that. You've been wearing your ring proudly, wear
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: your ring proudly. You know. Um, you to work on
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: building a strong foundation, a strong marriage, and then the
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: next year or so then you can say something add
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: you know, add to your range, change the setting, get
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: some more diamonds in their trade up, if you will,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of people do that because at some point
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: it's got to be about the real things in life.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: It's got to be about that, the love, the commitment,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: the marriage. All right, don't sound like it's a setting
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: on this down well, you know that's how that's my
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: honest opinion on it. Steve Goodrum, No, I want to
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: talk to him before. So is this your segment? I
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: just two months okay, just checking though we had arranged
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: how he was going to do this. I love you man.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: We have part two. We have part to have Steve's
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hour you're
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: listening to the stew all right, Steve, come on, let's
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: get to part two of Today's response to the Strawberry Letter.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Let's go. Yeah, this topic is a hot one. It
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: is a hot bed. The Strawberry to Letter Today doesn't. Yes, sir,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: I was going to say. I read that it's supposed
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: to be two months of the man's salary. That's what
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: it says on Google. Then you hear three malls. I
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: thought it was some people say six malls. No, No,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: that's too much. That's too much, man, you know, I think, uh, here,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: let let me let me help you understand something here.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I cannot dispute that a woman would like a really
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: really not because here's the problem that I've seen. They girls, Yeah,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: that's what it is. They've got to show it to
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: they girls. Look, one of the problems is some of
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: the women that will be hating on the size of
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: your ring and going laughing at it, or is so
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: smart I can't hardly see that little thing. Don't have
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: one day own self. So you're gonna run into that situation.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Then you've got people who, no matter how happy you are,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: they're not happy for so they're gonna find some reason
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: to hate again. The real deal is, is this man
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: proposed to you and wants you to be his wife. Now.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: In the letter, the lady said he has two kids
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: that he takes very good care of, which is one
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: of the things I respect about him. Well, now you've
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: got two kids you're paying child support for no telling
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: what they may be planning on the house, got a house,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: saving for a house? You never know. The man may
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: have did the very best that he could do with
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: the money that he had. In that regard, ladies, you
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: have to be appreciative of the thought and the gesture.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Now let me help you with this side. From the
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: male perspective, she says, it looks like a diamond cut.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt his feelings regarding the size
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: of the ring, but this is bothering me. Should I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: say something to him and resounding selfish and jeopardizing our relationship?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Or should I just wear it with the pride every
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: day like I have been doing since he proposed so So,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: so here's the deal. If you take the ring back
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: a man, it's going to be hurt. He is going
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: to be hurt because in his mind he may have said, man,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: this is all I got, this the best I can
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: and could have maybe be maybe even extended himself quite
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: a bit to even make that happen. I've seen it
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  Speaker 1: because I got a friend of mine who did it.
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  Speaker 1: Bought this girl a ring. She tripped. He was livid
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  Speaker 1: because guess what he had did the best he could do,
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  Speaker 1: and she didn't like the ring, and she told him
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  Speaker 1: she has another ring. But he brings it up all
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  Speaker 1: the time because it hurt him. So now know that
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna hurt the guy. But if you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it, here is a slick way to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Here is a slick way to do it if you
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  Speaker 1: could be smart enough about it and keep the setting.
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  Speaker 1: Say to your fiance, you know what, this is absolutely gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I've I've saved for for wedding. You
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  Speaker 1: know I've been working on my wedding and stuff, and
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  Speaker 1: I got a little money aside. How would you feel
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  Speaker 1: if we just took the diamond, the center diamond, which
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  Speaker 1: is what's comprised of an engagement ring? Am I correct? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What if we put a little money when it and
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  Speaker 1: traded in and just said that because I love the ring,
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  Speaker 1: I think the ring is gorgeous, and I want this
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  Speaker 1: ring because this is the one you proposed to me
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  Speaker 1: with and I don't want to lose that right there.
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  Speaker 1: But how would you feel if I had saved up
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  Speaker 1: some money and I put a little bit with it
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  Speaker 1: and we traded the diamond in for a bigger diamond
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  Speaker 1: with that bother you? But I want to keep the
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  Speaker 1: ring is so beautiful and it means so much to me.
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  Speaker 1: That would be the slickest way, I think. And once
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  Speaker 1: again it's just my opinion. Okay, let me ask you
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  Speaker 1: this a yes, sir? Will it help if you also
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  Speaker 1: change the cut of it? You know what I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: that like if it's a princess cut and she says,
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  Speaker 1: why don't we get around? When I'm really like, what
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  Speaker 1: does that help to change the cut of it? Because
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  Speaker 1: you're changing the ring, you're changing the diamond that he
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  Speaker 1: gave you. You know, so you can change I say,
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  Speaker 1: you can upgrade or change the setting. Like you say. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what you can do is when you go to look,
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  Speaker 1: let it be his idea to pick out the stone. See,
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  Speaker 1: let it be him if he wants to change it
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  Speaker 1: to a Markie, which is going to give you a
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  Speaker 1: bigger look. Yeah, you're talking about after she wants it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm if you want to upgrade it. That's just a
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  Speaker 1: suggestion of mine. You may want to do it next,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, you know we gotta go email us
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: or Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's letter at my
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: girl Shirley. Okay, and switching gears now. President Donald Trump
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  Speaker 1: loves McDonald's. He loves McDonald's. He loves he loves McDonald's
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: so much that he requested that the chefs and kitchen
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  Speaker 1: staff at the White House recreate some of his favorite
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: items on Mickey D's menu that includes quarter pounders with
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: apple pies. Uh yeah, this is according to Politico. Yet
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  Speaker 1: the kitchen cloning of McDonald's didn't always cut it for
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  Speaker 1: the president. Sometimes he sent aids to the actual McDonald's
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  Speaker 1: to pick up that tocdonald's. Yeah. Keith Schiller, who worked
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  Speaker 1: as an aide for Trump until September, was reportedly asked
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  Speaker 1: to go to McDonald's in the Washington, d c. Area
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  Speaker 1: and pick up a quarter pounder with cheese just how
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  Speaker 1: the President likes it, without pickles, but with extra catch up.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: But you gotta have that little machine that's got that
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  Speaker 1: mustard and catch up in and it dropping on it,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: you say, They want to say but it's some fast
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: food that's absolutely wonderful. It is McDonald's. McDonald's is one
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  Speaker 1: that McDonald's double fish sandwich. It go hard back and
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  Speaker 1: hurt back in b D when I used to try
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  Speaker 1: it out? Oh my, didn't it be both beat it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay in b D before that beat it? We love McDonald's,
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  Speaker 1: love him in and out Burger in l A. Oh my,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: really it is not worth that line, man. I finally
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  Speaker 1: had it. I went who you can put that thousand
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  Speaker 1: on at home? I don't care where you go. There
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: there always a line wrapped around the building out all right,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: They're gonna have to have a defibrillator around that net
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: for him, because hey, he likes what he likes. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at forty one after the hour. Things men
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  Speaker 1: say when it's something they don't want to talk about, Guys,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right now, Jay,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: this is a comedy segment you wrote. What it's all
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: things men say when they don't want to talk about it.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: For example, phrases they say just a little words, little
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: phrases like the phrase I don't know tom up. This
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: is just a more creative way of lying on just
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: a list of summer summer all right, that's what you got?
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  Speaker 1: You know. I know I'm gonna get in trouble. I
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: don't worry about the time you got. Your dad ain't
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with it. Here, Junior, this is
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: one of my favorites. Also, we're back there again? Are
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: we back there again? I thought we'd covered this. These
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: are lines, whatnot? J lines that men use when they
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it at all? You got
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: what did you see me? You just see me? Okay?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Here we go? Here we go? Please please not today?
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  Speaker 1: Really not today? All right? Not today? Whatever? Today? All day?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me I just watched the game. But I do
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  Speaker 1: that that bad boy? Don't? It don't make no sense.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you one thing. This is what I
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: always like to say because I because of my condition,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: because I have my hip hurt. These are things men
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  Speaker 1: say when they don't want to talk about it. What
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: you got, sey? I just can't do nothing? Right? Here
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  Speaker 1: we go? I got what things men say when they
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  Speaker 1: don't want to talk about That was ten years ago. Damn,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I've heard that before. And what response
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: things makes sense? You don't want to talk about what
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  Speaker 1: you got. Look, I got to be on the radio
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: in the morning with a clear mind. I cannot do this.
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  Speaker 1: I've used that one before myself, saying they don't want
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: to talk about it. I just walked into dough. Now
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: can I just get in the house time right now?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Things men saying the one time away? What you got, Steve?
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  Speaker 1: I know you got a little damn what now? I
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: like that straight to damn what now? It's funny about what? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: At me? Like that fun what? I don't mean? I
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  Speaker 1: don't mean no harm. Is it just that time of
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  Speaker 1: the money you don't get told? Yeah, but you got
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  Speaker 1: you The things men say don't they don't want to
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  Speaker 1: talk about it. Things men say what? They don't want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about it? So you're just gonna believe him
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: over me. That's cool, that's cool. Go ahead with that one.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Are they lying? Yeah? I don't care, But that's cool though.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Come on, see, don't do this before. Don't do this.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the baby in it? And think
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna back things men saving it a one time
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  Speaker 1: damn it? Can I just finish my meal, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just just let me eat my food. Woman Jay,
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  Speaker 1: are you in my hunt that your own things? Men
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: say they don't want to tackle when you got junior,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I was gonna say something, but
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  Speaker 1: but I ain't. Though I'm gonna say something, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna see him be quiet. If I say something, we
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be talking for two weeks. I'm shut up.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna shut up myself. Missing at your house.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say something that would really hurt your feelings,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: but I ain't gonna say it. I don't see yesterday.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Tell you where you man? Okay, y'all gotta listen to car.
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  Speaker 1: This's just a sound effect. This is when you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to You just don't want to hit. Y'all listening,
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  Speaker 1: Just drop yourver That means you're really mad. Just drop
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: your silver. Well that's going right here. This might be
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: just heard in l A. Can I just sit here
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: and be high? Damn, that's all I want to do,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: just trying to be good. I didn't see it this,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: and I actually got some thoat. Why don't you go
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: back and watch the wind? Don't take you deserve that majorly.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Steve closed it out close here right here. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: be quiet to hear it, but you say it just
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  Speaker 1: loud enough where she can hear you. Ready, here it
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  Speaker 1: is Jesus, Jesus alright, coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, comedian Tiffany Hattish. That is our girl. She
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  Speaker 1: made history past Saturday Night. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Our girl, Tiffany Hattish. Congratulations to her.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: She made Saturday Night Live history this week when she
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  Speaker 1: became the first black female comedian to host the sketch
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: comedy show What It is a shocking fact when you
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: consider the show's forty year plus history now forty years plus.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: In fact, there's only been four women period who have
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: served as guest hosts since two thousand five, Kerry Washington
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: to R. G. P Henson, Octavia Spencer and Gabaret Sita
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Bay had just opening monologue touched on everything from the
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  Speaker 1: successive Girls trip to Donald Trump's lacefront wig, and to
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: why she'll wear her Alexander McQueen dress multiple times. Take
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: a listen. That told me I should talk about something
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: that's going on in the world, politics, something hot topic. Well,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: here's the thing. I don't really pay attention to the
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: news or anything. All my news comes from the beauty shop. Okay.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: When I get my hair done, I find out what's
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: going on in the work. And we've been talking about
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: a lot of different stuff. They were talking about in
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: the beauty shop just that the day about Donald Trump,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: and we were saying, dang, who is doing Donald Trump's wigs?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: His lace fronts are off the chat, his hair looking
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: stove goods as he became the president. What kind of
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: glue is he using? Because when the wind blow, it
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: don't even move or nothing that's good here right there.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: I shot a movie with Kevin Hart this summer, okay,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: And Kevin came up to me one day at work
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: and said, Tiffany, you've been to Thailand, China, Japan, you
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: went to Florida, you you went to Texas, You was
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: in San Francisco, Los Angeles, and you did all that
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: in the same day. I was like, no, Kevin, it
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: took me like two years to go to all those places.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: He was like, really, because I went on your Instagram
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: and you was wearing the same outfitting all those places.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: And here's the thing. That's why I can't stand about
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: the Internet because it's messing with my fashion game. I
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: feel like I should be able to wear what I
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: won't when I won't. However, many times I won't as
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: long as I for breezy. What like this dress? I
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: worried on the Red Carpet for Girls Trip in my
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: whole team. They told me, Tiffany, you cannot wear that
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: dress on SNL. You already wore it. It's taboo to
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: where it twice and I said, I don't give a
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: dang about no taboo. I spent a lot of money
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: on this dress. This dress costs way more than my mortgage.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: This is an Alexander McQueen. Okay, it's a four thousand
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: dollar dress. I'm gonna wear this dress multiple time. Read
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: you must see this dressing two sketches tonight. Okay. If
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: somebody invites me to a bar about mix for guess
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: what I'm wearing to with this Alexander McQueen. If somebody
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: invites me to an all black party, guess when I'm
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: wearing this all white dress. If another man asked me
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: to marry him, If I ever get married again, and yes,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I've been married before. People are always shocked when I
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: say that, Like Tiffany, you've been married. Yes, I'm a
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: beautiful woman. Okay, I'm get married to a three month times.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: I might have Listabeth Taylor this time, you don't know.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: But if another man asked me to marry him, guess
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: what I'm wearing this dress? And shoot, don't invite me
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: to your wedding because I probably wear this dress to
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: it too. And if I die, which I hope I
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: never do. I hope I live forever. But if I die,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: and even if I become fat, it's hey, okay, if
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: I'm the biggest, fattest, I don't care. When I'm laying
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: in that casket. I guess what's gonna be laying on
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: top of my fat ass body? This dress? I love her? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: and the movie was great too. He started to put
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: comedy at the Jaspond Comedy Club, Los Angeles, California. Any
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: One West Mainchester, Evidence on top, Little two on topol
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: se Scarted on Taco. I've never been on stage before,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: So you're saying that, so Junior, Yeah, where he would
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: be performing with greatness right behind Tiffany has. That's where
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: her career that started. So forgive the fact that you're
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: not getting paid, Junior, what happens? This is why I'm
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: not getting because I'm lying. Congratulations you get so good girl. Yeah,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: that was awesome. Love her, love her, love her, love her. Alright,
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: so congratulation. Just Tiffany, two thousand seventeen has been your year.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Yes it has. And we have four comedians on this show.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: We do, yeah, we do. See why did you take?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Why did it? Why do you think it took so
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: long for a black comedian to host Saturday Night Live
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: a female? Simple just because of the executive producer. Talk
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: about it, talk about it all overlook overlooks. Yeah, it
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It's what is what they think is funny. Okay.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: If they don't perceive you as funny, then you know,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: that's it. If they don't perceive you as funny and relevant,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: that's it, period. And there's no the reason for it.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, we can quit dancing round. They don't perceive
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: you as funny and relevant you they don't invite you, period,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: and your audience doesn't matter to them. It does not
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: matter at all what you're doing and bringing out black comedy,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: which is they've a lot of these white clubs, pretty
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: much all of them. Ever, last one the comedy boom
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: in the eighties, which was everywhere so many clubs when
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: they started dying down because it was oversaturated. What say
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: those comedy clubs was guys like myself, j Anthony Brown
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: and George Wallace who started doing I did the first
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: black comedy night at a white club ever. I did
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: it down in Montgomery, Alabama. The first time I ever
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: seen at the punch Line BLX was the first black night.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: I convinced the club owner to allow the Blacks to
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: come in for the price of the call station, which
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: was and that was a night that they normally paper
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: the room, meaning give out free tickets because comedy clubs
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: didn't load up to Friday and Saturday night. The rest
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: of the night they paper the room and they just
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: made money off drinks and chicken wing. I was selling.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: I got so many people to come out of BLX
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: that I created a night, and then I became a draw.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: Then I took that concept around the country to Birmingham,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: to all of the comedy clubs, Knoxville, all the punch lines.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: I took all that around and then other brothers started
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: doing it, and that's what caught it on. And then
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, when blacks came to town, they
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: filled up the rooms Tuesday through Sunday, like what Tommy's
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: doing now, what kids doing Now they could go to
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: a club, you know, for the whole weekend and sell out.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: It's hard to find other acts that can do that.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: And it saved the comedy clubs, it really did, right,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll continue this conversation Steve right after this.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. So Steve, you were saying about
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: the state of comedy today and how you started. Well,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: you know, African Americans never got the credit that was
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: due them in comedy and what they bought to the table.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: And Jay can attested this because Jay and I started.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: Jay started a little bit before me. When Jay and
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: I were out there working listen to me in five
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: eighty six, eight eighty nine, nine, two blacks could not
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  Speaker 1: perform on the same show, you know, in a white
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: comedy club. They made sure they didn't happen. And why
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: were that because it would bring it would bring the
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: audience that it would bring a black audience, and they
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: would a mindset that they didn't really want a black
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: audience until they needed the black audience, which is now.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: Trust me, if it wasn't for the black comics selling out,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: these clubs. These yuck yucks, these hags, these giggles, these tickles,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: these but all of them, they would be dead. Look
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: at your ticket price on any night that you have
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: Tommy or Jr. It's thirty five forty dollars. Through the week.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: You got Billy Um Juggling, whatever his name is, it's
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: ten dollar ticket. We're saving these clubs and they know it.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: They know it telling you, man, and it's and And
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: I'll stand and say this in front of anybody because
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: I know this business right here, the business of stand up.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: You can't tell me nothing about it because I've lived
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: my all of my adult life, I've been doing this
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  Speaker 1: and so has Jay. And this business was so segregated.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it was crazy, man. It was. It was
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  Speaker 1: some acts that wouldn't work if it was a black
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  Speaker 1: on the show it was white. Club Owners would come
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  Speaker 1: and tell you what material you could and couldn't do
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  Speaker 1: to pull back. Man. I got to the town with
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  Speaker 1: with with with his cool dude name Carl Strong at
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: him out of out of Milwaukee. I had to leave
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  Speaker 1: because my name was Steve Harvey. They thought I was white.
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  Speaker 1: Carl Strong had been in it longer than me. I
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  Speaker 1: had to go home. I've gone home three fold times
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  Speaker 1: because I was the second black man. We don't want
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  Speaker 1: two blacks on the show. It's the same material. Nobody
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: wants to hear that this a new comedy. Man really
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: exposed the fiber of this country. And that's what comedy
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: has always done. But now, like Jerry Seinfeld said, political
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  Speaker 1: correctness is killing company because now it's so politically correct.
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  Speaker 1: You can't tell a joke about nothing. What's the black
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  Speaker 1: wave before you and Jake is Jimmy Walker? Know you
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  Speaker 1: had Pickney marking mom's mainblad. You had that was wave,
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  Speaker 1: you know, prior Fox. But these guys, you gotta understand
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  Speaker 1: it was different. Then. Cosby has over twenty comedy albums.
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  Speaker 1: You can't. You can't sell twenty comedy albums anymore. As
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  Speaker 1: soon as you put it out, they still it. It's
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  Speaker 1: on the internet. He's got twenty albums and a lucker
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  Speaker 1: full of wine. There's just so much wine left. But
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  Speaker 1: he cannot. You cannot have a serious conversation with two
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  Speaker 1: damn foods on your shop. Here the question, there's a
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  Speaker 1: question I did want to ask. Okay, jay Um, you
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  Speaker 1: own a comedy club. Now, Steve, you used to own one.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: Why besides financial for financial reason, why aren't there more?
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. I will tell you why. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this. Nobody ever asked me, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't really care, and I don't care who holds that
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  Speaker 1: step on. Famous black comedians who have made it sometimes
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  Speaker 1: won't go to black owned comedy clubs. They just will
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  Speaker 1: not set foot in the door. And you know who
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  Speaker 1: who I'm talking about, the ones who've never been. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to come to my club, but you
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: will go uptown to some of these other white clubs
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  Speaker 1: for free, and you won't come to the J's. And
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  Speaker 1: that's that's that's one of the problems. That's why more
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  Speaker 1: black people don't own comedy. That's one of them. All right,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: back to back, jam Let me just say this to you, JA.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't have my money, I'm not coming to you.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: I hope you was talking. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, O. J. Simpson, you guys
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: hear about this story? Yeah? O. J. Simpson was allegedly
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: drunk and unruly. I said allegedly. I did say allegedly
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: drunken unruly at the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas. This
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: is according to hotel staffer staffers. He was drunk, got
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: disruptive at the click bar, he got mad at the staff,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: and glasses were broken at the bar. Security showed up
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: and removed o J from the hotel and while he
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: was nice to the guards, o J was permanently banned
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: from the Cosmopolitan Hotel. Nothing happened at the Cosmic. And
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: if the legitimate media would pay any attention and take
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: any time to double check any stories intead of running
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: with these stories by the by these tabloid to the stations,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: it's complete line. He just totally lied to everybody. Your thoughts, Shirley,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: in the words of your mama, Yeah, go sit down
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: somewhere seen everyone has seen you. And that's his problem, man.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: But you know what his rich problem is. He still
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: thinks he's the juice. But why can't he just go
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Why don't he just drink? Oh J, just juice. He
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: was mad, he was drinking valking orange juice. They ran
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: out of orange juice. All in his feelings, right, that's
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: one guy said, Well he just got mad. At least
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: he didn't kill anybody. Come on, like, what you know
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: how to juice it. Step, don't go hit away, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: to go somewhere and sit down. Yeah. Man, let me
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: tell you something. When you own parole, that's a very
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: delicate time for you because you can violate probation for
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: a number of reasons. Are you supposed to be drinking? No,
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: not drugging, disorderly? No, No, they violate you for man,
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: you can't do anything. You can't be in the presence
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: of other criminals. You can't be in any criminal activity
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: involvement in any way. Exactly. I don't want a video run.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: This is too much though, Really, this is really too
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: much right here. I mean to just is that asking
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: too much though, Steve for him to just sit down.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, you know what, Man, you wouldn't
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: normally regular people. You don't have to tell too right, Seriously, Man,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: we have a part of us that go okay yea.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: He still thinks in his mind that there's a level
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: of people who still admire him, because, you know, man,
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: there's some people asking for his autograph because they just
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: want to say I got oh J's autograph. He thinks
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: that mean they like him and they know he's stuck on.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: I'm the juice. They love me and he wants them
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: to love them back. It's never gonna be the same
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: for him, never ever. We got to play it the audio. No,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: he got a video talking to TMZ. You got ahead. Wow, Okay,
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: we're gonna see if we can play that. Next course
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: Colin has to screen it first. You're listening to Steve
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show. Here we go tell for just one
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: more thing. This is our last break of the day.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: While we learned a lot we did. Yeah, you guys
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: always so interesting. We learned can't go back to let
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: me learn that. Yeah we did, Yeah, we do that.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: Every What did we learn is about a learning process? Yeah, okay,
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: O J O J. Juniors working for free? I'm working
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: for free. Butterfly needs six thousand dollars because we got
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: twenty albums and a locker full of wine. We learned
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: about that. Men say that when they don't want to
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: talk about learn about brown golf. Earlier today, we learned
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: that the president loves McDonald's. Yes, yes, we love Yeah.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: Who doesn't love McDonald Who doesn't? Look, what's your favorite food?
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: And mcdowald's, Oh yeah, don't you go friese fries raight Oh,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: they're delicious when they're hot. I'll tell you what that appen.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: You get two four dollar shirt. But you have to
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: let it cool you whenever, whenever, whenever. That's not apple pie,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: that's lava. I have a nice I have a lava pie.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: And the milk. You know it's hot when you put
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: it in your milk chicken, it goes. But you watch
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: your stuff. I was with Biggie Weed one time. We
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: just have McDonalds a hot apple. You've been into it.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: Went back to the count and said, could I get
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: an apple in here? Just slice the apple? Looking looking here? Wow?
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: Speaking of apple pie and desserts and stuff. Thanksgiving, we
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: the potato pie. Lord, Jesus, pumpkin pie. Your choice. Just
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: act like you like this is this is so different.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: It's the worst absolute. But if you've grown up on
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: sweet potato pie, you cannot eat pumpkin pie. But the
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: people who like pumpkin pie they hate Swipata was still
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: in Chicago. A very famous baker has made uh combat
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: combined s potato pie with punkin pie. U those two
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: don't go together. Trifles key on trifling. It was like,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: if you love punkin pie or you love sweet potato pie.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: Everybody agreed that they both groups hate it. The combination.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: I've never seen anybody drive a wedge down the room
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: better sweet pu pumpkin, not good pumpkin pumpkin tailor man
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: that sounds like the musical group. Yes, put your hands together,
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: wild man. You know what's your favorite dessert? Though? Oh
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: my god, barn it's hard because it's so hard for
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: me to find. Well. First of all, German chocolate cake
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: is my favorite, Thank you lord. German chocolate cake is
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: my favorite cake. My favorite pie though, I would, but
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: it's so hard to find a delicious cherry pot But
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. When somebody can make peach cobbler and make
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: it right, yeah right, I keep saying this. Tommy has
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: a baker that can make some peach cobblers. Steve, Tommy,
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: you have to send him. You have to bring it.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: You don't bring that man. Tommy is probably the most
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: selfish relative. Tommy had a party. He had a layout
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: that you will not believe. He had everything, lobster crap,
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: I mean everything, steaks, whatever, everything. All I ate peach,
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: all I ate the entired night because if it keeps
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: just two scoops of ice cream Steve, a slice of
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: pound cake with some peanut butter in there. What really, yes, man, Yes,
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: peanut butter and ice cream. Then here comes the ambulet
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: and then you off right off to the hotspital. What's
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: the peanut butter? The peanut butter I love because I
• 1:38:16
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• 1:39:11
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