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Happy Holiday's It's Humpday - 11.22.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: just like amazing buck bus things and it's tough y'all
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  Speaker 1: to be true. Good it the ho guy one to
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  Speaker 1: move to other for stoo bar. Listen, hobby, why don't
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  Speaker 1: you join? Yea, Yeah, I'm joining me. Said you got
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  Speaker 1: to use that turn. Yeah you go. You gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: to turn love turn lobby, got to turn out to
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  Speaker 1: turn the wan. Come, come on your things, got it?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I shure will Good morning everybody. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, Come on, dig me out wanting on it.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show man, Yeah, I do. Man.
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  Speaker 1: God been good to me. Man, he's been so good
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  Speaker 1: to me. Wow. You know why I say it like that.
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  Speaker 1: What makes it amazing is because it's been in spite
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  Speaker 1: of myself. I mean you know what I mean by that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I mean that he's been good to me
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  Speaker 1: in spite of all the craziness I've done, all the
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  Speaker 1: foolishness I've got myself involved with, and not only got
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  Speaker 1: but knowingly got myself involved with all of the stupid
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  Speaker 1: decisions I've made put all that to the side, and
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  Speaker 1: he's still been good to me. Bring it all and
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  Speaker 1: put it on the plate, and he's still been good
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  Speaker 1: of me. Man. That's amazing, man. And I'm sure there's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people that can say the exact same thing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, man, I got you, ain't famous,
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  Speaker 1: I got anybody, got no microphone in your face, I
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  Speaker 1: got nobody, ain't got no spotlight on you. I got nobody,
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no came in your face. I got nobody problem.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't your body blogging about you. But let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you so if you break it down and be real
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  Speaker 1: about it, Oh, you haven't done something outside the box.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't done something ladies included. You've done something out
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  Speaker 1: the box. You woke up and went what did I
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  Speaker 1: do that for? Oh? We've all done it. So with
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  Speaker 1: all that said and done, God still loves you, man,
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  Speaker 1: God still loves you, still wants you the best for you,
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  Speaker 1: still considers you his child. And it's and it's willing
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  Speaker 1: is willing man to show you your future. He is
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  Speaker 1: willing to show you your life. He is willing to
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  Speaker 1: let you take a peek at the blueprint. Man, that's
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  Speaker 1: an amazing God right there, because I know, I know
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: it's him, you know. Today Man, I want to encourage
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  Speaker 1: brothers out there. And when I say brothers, I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: to everybody that's of the male species. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: about your color. I really really don't. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: have time for that in my day a matter a
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact. Sometimes when you get to discussing race,
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  Speaker 1: and I just get tired of it sometimes, so I
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  Speaker 1: just wish, you know, some some days I just want
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  Speaker 1: to wake up just do me. You know, I I
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  Speaker 1: got what what what the skin tone is? I got that.
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  Speaker 1: But I just want to wake up some days and
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  Speaker 1: just going by my business and do me. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to have to deal with something. I get tired
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  Speaker 1: of talking about the issues. Ain't gonna make them go away.
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  Speaker 1: But sometimes I get tired, so to damn talking to brothers,
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  Speaker 1: all the brothers of the male species. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: men today. Man, If if you ain't doing it all,
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  Speaker 1: if you're feeling empty, man, start today completing your your
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  Speaker 1: process and your journey. And you know what I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: by that, if there's a part of you're just missing
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  Speaker 1: as a man. And and and now, man, I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: to you so you know some ladies listening, But you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. It's it's some part of
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  Speaker 1: you that's missing as a man, if you ain't really
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  Speaker 1: been in touch with your kids like you're supposed to now,
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  Speaker 1: for whatever the reason is. And please no, I do
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  Speaker 1: understand how sometimes women can use children as pawns. It
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  Speaker 1: happens all the time. I've been through it. I've been
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  Speaker 1: through it, man, I know what it feels like, man
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  Speaker 1: to want to do something. But because you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: this or you ain't doing this thing, I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: let you have this. You gotta fight through, Fellas, you
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  Speaker 1: got to fight through. You got to fulfill your end
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  Speaker 1: of the deal. And I got how difficult they're making it.
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  Speaker 1: I got how man, it's gonna come with some drama,
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  Speaker 1: but you gotta fight through it. Because man, we need
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  Speaker 1: fathers to be fathers. That's really what we need. If
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  Speaker 1: you're a man out there and you are a father
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  Speaker 1: of a child, we need you to do your job.
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  Speaker 1: We I'm talking about the our community, our situation, us
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  Speaker 1: as a people, all of us. We need you to
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  Speaker 1: be a father period. Hey man, I ain't coming down
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  Speaker 1: on you. I'm just your boy. I'm your man. And
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  Speaker 1: I've been in the same predicament, in the same hole myself.
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  Speaker 1: Why I couldn't get to them, where they were used
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  Speaker 1: as pawns, where they were told things about me that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't even true. I've been through it. You can't see him,
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  Speaker 1: you don't come on, okay, okay, I got all that.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't sent this. You ain't okay, Hey, hey, got
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  Speaker 1: all that? If if, if you can call them sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: tell them you're thinking about them, Tell him you love them.
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  Speaker 1: If you can get a letter to them, if you
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  Speaker 1: can get a message to your children through one of
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  Speaker 1: your relatives, start the process today. Be a father. It's
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  Speaker 1: your job now. Because you're ignoring. Are you acting like
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  Speaker 1: they ain't over there? Or you to back them out
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  Speaker 1: of your mind because the situation got too difficult. I
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  Speaker 1: got that, I got that. But you got to step
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  Speaker 1: up and be fatherless. You got to write a letter.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta send the money. If she talking about If
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  Speaker 1: you don't send all the money, you ain't gonna see
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  Speaker 1: Send what you got if she if taking it over
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  Speaker 1: there is too much drama. Send it through a relative,
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  Speaker 1: give it to her mama, give it to her sister,
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  Speaker 1: ask her to take it over there and do something
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  Speaker 1: for the baby. Because okay, okay, you can't deal with
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  Speaker 1: the drama. I got that, and I know it's much
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  Speaker 1: to pay when you have to deal with that, because
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  Speaker 1: clearly I know hell have no fury like a woman's scorn.
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  Speaker 1: Please know I know that. Please no, And that's a
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  Speaker 1: real statement. That ain't no saying, Steve got That's that's
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  Speaker 1: the truth. But do what you gotta do. Sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: have to apologize. Sometimes an apology goes a long way
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  Speaker 1: to your children. Just hey, look, because I've made this
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  Speaker 1: apology before. Hey man, look, I'm sorry. I wasn't there
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  Speaker 1: for you. I was out grinding and hustling, and I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't paying attention to you, and I should have been.
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  Speaker 1: And I apologize. And I imagine, man, there's days where
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  Speaker 1: you was telling people I was your father up at
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  Speaker 1: the school and they wasn't believing you. I apologize for
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  Speaker 1: sending you through that. But now, ma'am, I tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: I made some mistakes, and I got it together. I
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  Speaker 1: want me and you to move forward as father and son.
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  Speaker 1: I want me and you to move forward as father
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  Speaker 1: and daughter. I want to be in your life. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got a lot, but guess what, I know a lot,
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  Speaker 1: Because if you're a man and you're a father, please
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  Speaker 1: know you know something that child don't know. You have information,
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  Speaker 1: you have experience. That's all they need. Sometimes they have
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  Speaker 1: somebody to talk to. That daughter yours just needs to
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  Speaker 1: know from her daddy, how should a man treat me? Dad?
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  Speaker 1: What should I look for in a man? See, they'll
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  Speaker 1: take that information from you because they know it's coming
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  Speaker 1: from the right place. And then you know that your
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  Speaker 1: son needs you because you know how difficult it is
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  Speaker 1: if you're trying to be a man without your daddy.
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  Speaker 1: You already know how funky that is right there. So
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  Speaker 1: come on, man and met your mistakes and move forward.
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  Speaker 1: Call your kids, write a letter, get a phone number
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  Speaker 1: on them, send a text, drop a message, send a
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  Speaker 1: note up to the school. Do something, man, Get your
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  Speaker 1: thinking caps on, fellas, but stand up and be fathers. Man,
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  Speaker 1: make the step to be fathers. Do you know that
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  Speaker 1: if every man that was a father would just stand
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  Speaker 1: up and be a father's that would be no need
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  Speaker 1: for half the mentoring programs we're trying to start out here.
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  Speaker 1: But we have mintoring programs because there's such a lack
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  Speaker 1: of fathers out there. But guess what, it really ain't
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  Speaker 1: no lack of fathers out there because y'all have made
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  Speaker 1: these babies and you got these kids, and it was
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  Speaker 1: you and it's your seed. So it's your job. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't my job. It ain't my job to raise your kids.
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  Speaker 1: It's your job. Now, Fellas, like I say, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: coming down on you, but I'm telling you the truth. Now,
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  Speaker 1: why is it that I'm lying in this hill. You
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  Speaker 1: made a baby, that's your baby, that's you'll see. They
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  Speaker 1: look just like you. That's your job. If those of
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  Speaker 1: us that are fathers would just be fathers, I could
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  Speaker 1: shut the mentory and camp down. Now. I will say
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  Speaker 1: I apologize because I don't want you to think I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming down on you. But I've been through this myself.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't really coming down. I'm just reminding you this
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  Speaker 1: is our job. These are our children, this is our responsibility.
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  Speaker 1: We all men. There is no excuses. You you don't get,
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  Speaker 1: you don't get. Cut a break on that one. Happy
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Ladies, gentlemen, girls, boys, thanks than animals, aliens,
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  Speaker 1: everybody talk to one of them? You talked to? Who
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  Speaker 1: does a lien? You don't have no a lien? Friends?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, man here, let me see you get out
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  Speaker 1: of this right here. So what y'all talking about? What
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  Speaker 1: y'all talking about? I'm open, I'm open. It's a good
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  Speaker 1: way to start. She'll go ahead, Tom. Okay, he's from Mars.
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  Speaker 1: He's my friend, and he's been talking about how they
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  Speaker 1: having mars quakes. You know, we have earthquakes, they have
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  Speaker 1: Mars quakes. So it's not going on this similarity to
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  Speaker 1: what's happening up? Then what's happening down? Yeah? I mean
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  Speaker 1: it's how you don't have no friends? I'm not, No,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry about that. Where'd you see boy come out
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  Speaker 1: of the house sometime? Boy? Come on, Steve, How does
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  Speaker 1: he get to happen? You don't remember the friend I
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  Speaker 1: used to play with when out with a little Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I remember him? Marvin. He but Marvin the marsh he
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  Speaker 1: exists make me so angry. I love the Disney car Jake.
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  Speaker 1: I don't he got friends? Is anybody inside I am? Are?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a question. Carlos seriously looking around the room
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  Speaker 1: like he's got Martian friends. That yeah, when they show up,
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  Speaker 1: When they show up, you're gonna need me. See, You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna need me because you ain't had nobody to know
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  Speaker 1: how to talk to him. That's your problem. You need
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  Speaker 1: you need to get You need somebody like me in
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  Speaker 1: your life. Hell yeah, yeah yeah. They show up nothing
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  Speaker 1: but a helmet with some sneaker sho helmet. So now
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  Speaker 1: that explains it. Okay, surely be sting. That's goppopa be
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  Speaker 1: my friend. I'm done with her. You got these shout
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  Speaker 1: at marshes. How do they look? Stick? Just to help
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  Speaker 1: me with it, conver sneaker sticking up on the and
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  Speaker 1: seid efially crazy because I got was right now he
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  Speaker 1: don't want to laugh that now he looked in his
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  Speaker 1: football uniform. Okay, we was little Tommy got it football
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  Speaker 1: uniform and that's how he looked. Marsh. But who's taller,
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  Speaker 1: you think though, guys, But he just got quiet. You
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  Speaker 1: you here, just wake up with the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show with yours truly. Hi. This is Frankie B of Maze. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is Motown recording artist Kim. This is your girl,
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  Speaker 1: I'm for Dean White and we're Earth Winning Fire. And
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Thanks for
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  Speaker 1: spending your Thanksgiving with the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, this
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  Speaker 1: time for something funny, Junior. Of course you're up first
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  Speaker 1: with the truth. Uh then, I know, ladies, we promise
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  Speaker 1: you tips will do that a little later in the show.
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  Speaker 1: We have something even better from Steve coming up. Go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: all right, listen. I have a date this weekend. Sure, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's the first date to so this is your truth
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  Speaker 1: be told? Yes, sir, and yeah, I have a first
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  Speaker 1: date this weekend and it's the first date. I just
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  Speaker 1: want you to know, first date with a girl. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I thought stand up the first time. No, No, it's
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  Speaker 1: the date, the first date, and this could go either way.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, it could go like the date. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, you know, if I'm gonna like her, if
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  Speaker 1: she's gonna like me, I don't know what you know, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we just you know, somebody said it up
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  Speaker 1: it's a blind Yeah, well, we see you talking. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna gonna try this, but I don't know if it's
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  Speaker 1: really gonna work because I litt choose the spot. She's
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  Speaker 1: chose a steakhouse. Now, truth be told. I'm just don't
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  Speaker 1: tell you right that truth be told. First days don't
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  Speaker 1: start with with steak, they start with chicken. Yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you right now. First date starts with chicken. You'll
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  Speaker 1: start with steak because of all. Yeah, that's that's putting
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  Speaker 1: too much in on. Now, what if I don't like you? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you don't like me, then you haven't got a steak
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  Speaker 1: off of meletus. They ain't nobody man. When you eat
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  Speaker 1: chicken restaurants, family packs of chicken. I've seen knocked down,
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  Speaker 1: dragout arguments have fallen out over chicken and ain't nobody man.
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  Speaker 1: But when you get a steak, okay, it's an issue.
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  Speaker 1: If we don't, we'll see because a lot more than Hey,
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  Speaker 1: why should you have eighty of my doughts? I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna see you no more. You ain't gonna call me
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  Speaker 1: no more. Go ahead, let's go down here to churches
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  Speaker 1: and let's sit around and talk. What happened to this
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  Speaker 1: right here. When a man meets a woman, he puts
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  Speaker 1: his best foot, and chicken is the best foot. I'm
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  Speaker 1: putting my foot right out here. Let's get this tin piece.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about this. You mean like fried Chickenyi? What chicken?
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  Speaker 1: You want? Long as this chicken? Baked grill? Bobby qu
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. But what we came through was had
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  Speaker 1: your steak. Now you got eighty of my dollars, and
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  Speaker 1: then you're talking about all then you go bad talking
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  Speaker 1: to your friend already. Well, Junior, why didn't you pick
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  Speaker 1: the restaurant? Why didn't you set up to I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know what she liked, and she said, well this is
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  Speaker 1: real place. I looked it up on land and find
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  Speaker 1: out this is a steakhouse, and a very nice steakhouse
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  Speaker 1: at that. Now, furst of all together? Wait? Wait, what
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  Speaker 1: what you all miss something? First of all, I saw
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  Speaker 1: when I first saw all them toes ain't together right there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know why you go, yeah, well yeah,
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  Speaker 1: why are you going to ain't nice? Yeah? But they
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  Speaker 1: just set up I agreed today Eddie Murphy and Boomerang.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to put that out. Now, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: you can look at me different if you want you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you you make a lot of money. Man,
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  Speaker 1: about eight dollars. Hey, uh this but if my mother
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  Speaker 1: dollar steaks, that should you fix her feet instead? We
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  Speaker 1: need to okay, well, okay to the Nelson, I would
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  Speaker 1: think of a dietry reflect sis. I saw all them
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  Speaker 1: that pinky toel little damage to it. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to know now, I think that's the start with chicken.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. I like, how we get to
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  Speaker 1: know you, junior through your truth. Yeah, they're all honest.
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  Speaker 1: They're all about your life. Honey does okay? All right?
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  Speaker 1: You Steve? You have to tell us the story. Uh
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  Speaker 1: you were talking about at the mentoring camp with mother.
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  Speaker 1: I was, you know, we was at men in camp
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  Speaker 1: this last year down at the Chick fil a place.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great facility to have it this year close
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  Speaker 1: to Atlanta, and the mothers were in town at this
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  Speaker 1: church facility having one of their sessions. So I drove
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  Speaker 1: from the ranch down to the church facility not get
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  Speaker 1: in there, and they've been waiting on man. I saw
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  Speaker 1: him up and I'm talking to the mothers now, one
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  Speaker 1: of the mothers or two. I was not sure one
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  Speaker 1: or two of them. I couldn't hear and talk. They
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  Speaker 1: couldn't talk, or I don't talk. I'm not whatever they
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  Speaker 1: where They be saying, that's I don't really you know,
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  Speaker 1: keep up. So I'm in here talking. So the lady
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  Speaker 1: up there standing off to the side is saying it
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  Speaker 1: ain't nobody told me nothing. So I'm talking and she
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  Speaker 1: just over that sun. So I looked on there, ain't
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  Speaker 1: saying nothing at first, then she kept on. I turned
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  Speaker 1: around to excuse me, what is you doing? So now
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  Speaker 1: instead of talking, she keeps saying. So I said, ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing, but sit down because
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  Speaker 1: I don't like all that talking around. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you're over there doing all that moving,
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  Speaker 1: but just come on, sit down with everybody else. So
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  Speaker 1: she smiled and kept on sign it. Now I noticed
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  Speaker 1: just laid it down foot it's just standing up. So
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  Speaker 1: I still ain't. Ain't did the math on this ship.
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  Speaker 1: So the women in the audience is covering their mouth
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  Speaker 1: like no, this fool hill. And then I said, hey,
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  Speaker 1: look I don't like all that. Just come on, sit down.
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  Speaker 1: So this woman was waving at me with both hands
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  Speaker 1: like Steve, you know, waving like two months and trying
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  Speaker 1: to get my attention. I said, see you, what did
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  Speaker 1: you do? I said, high everybody that I came to hand,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: what is your double? Hand? Hid for the ladies, and
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: that was holland laughing. But they had their hand over
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: their mouth because they was all sitting down this lady.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: And so finally this lady said, keep Steve, look over
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: here and me. When I said, looking at you for
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: what she said she signed it. I said, wait a minute,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: let me stay something y'all. What we've seen all the paperwork,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: you came here, all sign it, you need to do
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: all up for you come in here, your uncle Tom Man,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: you're gonna sit yours. So the lady was up there
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: looking at me, signed and she laughing. Man, we'll be
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: back with the nephew and run that prank back. What's
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: going on? This is Kevin hard and I want to
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: thank everybody for listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Happy Turkey Day, Happy feast, Happy fat. I can't because
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: you can't play that jokes. You're listening Steve Show right now.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: It's the nephew and it's prank phone call. As you're
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: not last year. Yes, Church bought me. There's glove so
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: that I may how healing power. I just had to
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: say that. My tribute to Richard Prye right here? Which
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  Speaker 1: way is up? All right? The title is go b
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah the go beags. Y'all don't even know where I'm
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  Speaker 1: going with h Do we need to be concerned? Well?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: If your kids is yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm glad you asked.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Kids is in the car? Your kids is in the car.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Tell them the Holy Head out the window. I don't
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: want you to miss the prank here out to win
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: for five minutes you can hit his prank. Hello, I'm
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: trying to reach it. Darnell, Darnell. See do I know
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: how you doing? This? Is Scott sharing with Bigger, Bigger
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  Speaker 1: and better, where we make you larger in charge? How
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: you doing today? Scott? Whom Scott? So when I'm with
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Bigger and better where we make you larger in charge?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I'm good Scott. Look what's up? We were actually, uh
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: given a phone call by your wife? Your wife is
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: is that correct? Yeah? Okay, well um you know your
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: wife's um. Your wife's birthday is coming up pretty soon?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, So a couple of weeks. Yeah,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: it's coming up. Okay, have you have you decided on
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: getting or anything or have you purchased anything yet? No? No,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I not a couple of days in mine. Um well, actually, uh,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: we got a call from from I think we've got
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: something that's gonna that's gonna really help you guys, and
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: and something I think that she wanted to recommend that
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't think about getting racking
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: my brain. So is actually gave us the call. She's
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: actually had an idea, you know, what she would really
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: really like for her birthday present? So what's her name?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: You're coming Bigger and Better? Um, Like I said, she
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: calls you. I'm sorry, she called you to give me
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: ideal on what I should get her for her birthday. Uh. Yeah,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: well this is this is something that's a little a
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: little different than something that you probably would never in
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: a million years think of. But here at Bigger and Better,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: where we make you large and in charge, we actually
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: do some things that we definitely know you wouldn't have
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: thought of. So I definitely understand her giving man what's
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: your name? Against Sam Scott Scott Scott get to the
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: point what you're selling. Actually let us know that there
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: are some things that that are really really lacking between
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: you guys, and she would very much like for her
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: birthday where you can be a lot more well endowed.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: So you know that's what we do here, a bigger
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: and that we actually hello, what I could be more
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: wet doubt, sir, So I think really what's going on
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: is Bianca is really not satisfied right now. She called
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: you to tell you that I'm not when you meet
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: willing doubt my junk. So you're you're you're you're you're
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: you're inadequate. You know what I mean? You're you're Are
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: you kidding me? What's what's your name of this companying
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: in bigger and better where we make you larger in charge?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: And right now you know you're not You're not larger
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: in charge, and we want to get you to that
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: way you're able to come in for a consultation, good consultation.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'm gonna call her right now
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: because right now, okay, I'm gonna call her and we're
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: trying to do do you not do you not think
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: you need to come in? I don't even think I
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: need be talking to you, Mr Scott, about whatever is
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: going on in my bedroom. I'm king so I'm not
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: even I'm not even I don't even know. I know.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: This is the first sign of denial, right, I don't
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: have no no, I don't have no problems in the bed.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Well well you know, I don't even Why am I
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: even still on the phone with you? Okay, but sir,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, and you don't have to worry about here
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: from me. She's gotta something to kind of a count
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: with you. Then you you ain't go ahead and close
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: that out because Mr, let me say this, you have
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: a you have a very big ego, sir, you know,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: but you're not You're not as big as your ego.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I want to get you to that point. This is
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: some crazy I've heard some crazy things people staying online.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: But you're gonna call me talk about my wife called
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: you saying that I'm in act within the bedroom, sir,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: you know what? And and and once again, I'm trying.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I know you you're just doing your job, Scott, but
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to call her right now. Okay. When
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: you don't work my number, you're in denial. I'm in denial.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: You Hello, sir, I really want to help you as
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: much as I can. Listen, man, listen, I'm trying to
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: get my wife on the phone right now. Okay, I
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: know you you've got a job to do, but what
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I need you to do right now? And stop calling me?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: All right? I'm trying. I'm trying to be nice to
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: you and you're just doing your job. They're trying to
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: get you in here to get a consultation so we
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: can get you further along on where you are. Consultation.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I don't need no consultation. I don't even no assistance
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey, you're
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: small and I don't want to make you bigger? What
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: what what is this seeming like? Huh? What kind of
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: job is that? How do you even get a job
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: like that? You apply for this job? An when you're
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: in high school? Job. I'm trying to me you stop
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: calling me, man, Mr Darnell. I'm still trying to help
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: you get through the situation. Okay, are you willing to
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: come in for a consultation. At least we're coming in
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: for a compltation. We can get you where you are
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: are you listening to me? The only consultation we're gonna
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: have is my sist in your place as you call
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: me again to tell you what I will come in
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: for a confultation. Give me give me your address and
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: everything like that, your information, and I will come down
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: for a conversation. You're gonna be there. I'm here, I'm here,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I'm here the first eight hours of the day. Sir.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: What I want to do is get you lined up
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: and get your let me call my wife. I don't
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: need no damn procedures. Give me your info, and you
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: got to work by hear from us. No more. Okay,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: right now, I know you to get up for me.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hang up on you and understand.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: You're trying to do your job. You're small, You're small,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: and I'm trying to make you bigger. You. Hey, sir,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm trying to a little small guy.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you with your problem. Now. If
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna be appreciative of it, then I don't
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: even understand why. Your wife knows you're having your address?
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Why and we can have this conversation face to face.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: You don't know what why you. It doesn't matter. If
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I can get on the line, I can figure out
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: why she calls you because you're coming in adequate. Man, sir,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: here's the problem. You're tiny and you don't want to
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: admit it. I ain't let me get you know me, man,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: you never see me. You don't know anything about me.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I can't even leave my wife's even call you. But
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: just this is just how you do business. Call me
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: and call me. I'm tiny, sir, I'm playing something to you.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not only the president, but I'm also a client. Sir.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I don't give up what you are Okay, okay, And
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: there are some other things that let us know as well,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: what the what that means. She also wanted me to
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: tell you that this is nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: more than this show your wife just played. Phone calls
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: you bad man, funny man. I'm on here over here
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: looking at in the mirror. It's kind of I thought
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I was good, but I nervous. Man. What is the
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Come on, now, you
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: know it's just ste your Harvey radio show. Man on
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: get to me. No, you'll just give me Temmy tell
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: us about that play Baby, Johnny Gil Robins giving his
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy Jack a Harry Little g from Still Oh,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: the Beautiful Shirley Murdoch. The list goes on. You do
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: not want to miss the hit stage play Mama's Boy Detroit.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Get ready Baby, I'm coming to Motown Wednesday, Friday, decided
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: this Sunday. The nephew is telling this thing up. Okay,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: and you Eugene does. He does a good job too,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: but nevertheless it's nephew holding it down. All right, Thank
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: you nephew. We'll make sure we keep letting the people
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: know about it. Okay. Hey, Hey, if I wanted you
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: are called to be a Sarah good mama. What what
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: y'all do? Y'all can care a baby for me? Daniel again?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: San cockare wake up? This is Charny last name. Wilson's
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: joined the ride. It's to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Happy
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right? Uh, Steven Carlos said we
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: should discuss this subject, but I vehemently disagree. Why sure
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: if I'm in protest and wrong? Yeah to Jay, but
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: you already know why the subject is cooking. Yeah, absolutely,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: so listen to this, so Steve guys. Okay, one of
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: the judges from Top Chef recently shared some tips to
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: help folks step their game up in the kitchen, and
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I thought this would be a good idea for you
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: guys to hear some of these tips, discuss it with Shirley,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: and maybe you guys can give us some pointers and
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: things like that and to it. Okay, so here we go.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: You're ready, you guys on board with this? Okay? The
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: first tip, you're not cooking enough. So practice makes perfect?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: All right? That ain't gonna no. I don't even know
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: why Shirley has a kitchen that could be an extra
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: living room. That apartment Shirley had and she was in
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: it for over a year, and then we finally convinced
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: that and she opened up her refrigerator and it was new,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, opened up her oven and it was new.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: In their head cardboard direction, you know, you still had
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: the directions not open. That's really true, Okay, Shirley, practice
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: makes perfect. Let's come on, boo, let's get me kitchen.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Let's start. Let's start. You know you're married now, Yeah,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: that's right. Jor right. Here's the second tip, basic tools.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: You don't need a food processor and all the blenders
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: and all that fancy stuff. Just a knife. Get in there,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: cut up your vegetables, your sides, your onions. Just you
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: think she's gonna fight. I think she's gonna cut an
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: onion and crying and gonna something. You can't do that.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, come on now, you gotta give us
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: some motivation with that. It's too late. It's too late.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: It's never too late. Is a lost cars what you're
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: talking about. Trump ain't changing at Trump being a good president.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: And we gotta hubby and oh boy, all right, well Shirley, Okay.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: One of the tips the chef said that you can
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: start like with the recipe. You can start with the
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: basic part of the recipe, and then you can add
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: your own twists and make it your own. Like that
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: time nothing follow them damn directions. Don't try to deviate
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: or being a improvid dude. What the damn books say? First,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I like being a don't think I'll put some peanut
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: butter in this dressing? Oh god, well what about the
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: time butter dressing? That's disgusting. Whatever, This is a lost cause.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: He's quiet. I thought this would be good. You ever
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: lost call cooking. You can't coach you on water, coach
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: you on the hotter cook, and she shouldn't cook. I
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: like all. I like that you're her husband, But I'm
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: like nest though. He send this man through all this
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: trial and there a mess. She couldn't go in here
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: and make the first time making what's the what's you
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: don't want? Nobody? First time making corn bread? It's never good,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: You're right, never all right? Nice try carling. Corn bread
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: is never good bye. They always invite to ladies and gentlemen.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: She's here a voice of fact, reason and authority are
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: very old. Miss a trip, Thank you very much. Good
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: morning everybody here we go. Okay, this is a and
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: trip and uh, we've got the news. President Trump now
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: seems to be openly supporting Alabama Judge Roy Moore and
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: zephyort to win the Senate seat vacated by Jeff Sessions
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: when he became U S Attorney General, and the President
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: is doing it without mentioning his name, but rather focusing
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: on the Democrat running against him, a guy named Doug Jones.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: I can tell you for a fact, we do not
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: need somebody that's gonna be bad on crime, bad on boarders,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: bad with the military, bad for the Second Amendment, by
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: the way, everybody. Doug Jones was the prosecutor on the
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: case against those clan members who blew up the church
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: in Alabama that they killed four little black girls. He
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: was the prosecutor on that case. Doug Jones. He's a
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Democrat running in the race. Meanwhile, the President mentioned several
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: times that Judge Moore totally denies the allegations against him,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: but the President never said whether he believes the GOP
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: candidates denials about seducing and sexually abusing teenage girls or
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: the women's accusations against him. Trump does say that he's
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: going to decide next week whether he's going to go
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to Alabama to campaign for Roy Moore in person, so
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: we'll see. Longest serving Michigan Congressman John Conyers is reportedly
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: under investigation over the twenty seven thousand dollars he paid
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: to a former staffer who accused him of sexual harassment.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Representative Kanya said that the money yes was paid, but
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: that it never involved any claim of guilt. In a statement,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: the Ethics Committee says it is investigating. They were celebrating
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: the streets of Zimbabwe yesterday after hearing that the ninety
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: three year old President Robert mcgabey had decided to comply
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: with the army's demands and resigned the office he held
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: but thirty seven years. A landmarks preservation group wants to
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: see Emma till Chicago home given landmark status. It's a
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: red brick a two story building that the haze allied
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: youngster and his mother living in a nineteen fifty five
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: when the teenager, who was only four teen, traveled to
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Mississippi visit relatives and of course, was brutally tortured and
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: murdered by two white men. Sad News actors, singer and
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: one time Partridge Family Tina Idol David Cassidy has died
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: of multiple organ failure. Cassidy was only sixties seven years
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: old and from the world of entertainment. More sad News
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: actor Earl Himan has died at age. Earl him is
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: perhaps best remembered from The Cosby Show as Dr Huxtable's father.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: He had a long acting career and was also the
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: voice of Pantro from the animated TV series ThunderCats. This
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: has been a trip back with Eugene the Butterfly twenty
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, so stay tuned to the Steve
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning. Joe, you're listening to the Steve Show. I
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Steve please introduced the Butterfly. Please, Ladies and gentlemen, Eugene,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: good morning, Everywine, Good morning, Stephens, Shirley, Carla Jr. And Tommy.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Good morning to all of you all um. Today is
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: our second day of anger management. Dr castle Berry is
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: on the phone, so we're resuming. You know, last week
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: we had our first session Steve and I of anger
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: management of two people that are trying to get along
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: at work. Dr castle Berry, Yes, hello, since I mounted,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: since we left, Yes, Dr Castleberry, good morning. Yes, things
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: have not gotten any better between Steve and and I
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: and I don't know. Is there any kind of exercise
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: we can do to work on this relationship? Yes? Are
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: you guys actually there in person to get looking at
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: each other? I'm looking at him right now. Okay, So
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: what I want you guys to do is to face
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: each other. Okay. Can you guys link hands? That means
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: we need to interlock our fingers come out step Okay,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: So just face each other. Link hands, and on account
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: of three, we're going to breathe in for three and
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: out for three. Here we go three to one inhale
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: one two three exhale inhale to three exhale three release.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Can't open your eyes and you can see each other.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Born anew that his hand? Where were you out in
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: my hand? See too? He just asked me to that's all.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Oh no, sorry, my hands is so much bigger than yours.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't have been fair. Is there a non touching
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: exercise we can do? Because yes, Actually, if you have
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: a sheet of paper, okay, okay, I want you guys
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: to write down three things that you respect about one another. Hey,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: keep it private, and then what we're going to do
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: is to read it aloud. I like this exercise. We
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: respect you, Dr Castle Area, thank you so much. And
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: what it does is it re establishes the reason why
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: you guys connected in the first place. You know, all
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: relationships get lost somewhere along the way. All right, I'm ready,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: you're ready, go ahead. Okay, this is what I respect
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: about him, his work, ethics, his fame, and even his money,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: and those are the things I respect. So I want
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: to hear what he respect about in Come Out Stephen.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I respect the fact that he lives alone and that
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: his segment ends in four minutes. And then third thing
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I respect about him that he has a highest and
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: can steal wall. You see how you see how disrespectful
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: that I respect about you? That's disrespectful. I'll say that
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: it's unique, very unique qualities. But it's you know, something
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: that you'd appreciate. Nonetheless, we will continue to work with you. Guys. Okay,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: we want to thank you, and well, thanks for the dot.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I feel like that. Yeah, you're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: we have a couple of questions for you. As promised,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: This segment is called how old were you? Win? How
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: old were you when you had your first kiss? Let's
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: say Gwen did that to me. I didn't want it.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? You were traumatized? She made me
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: do it. She snatched me off my bike, she stayed
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: across the street. She was a big girl. She pulled
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: me down off the bike and threw me up against
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: the tree and kissed me real hard. And then what No,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I just felt violent. I didn't I didn't cry number,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: it was just traumatized and she was big she was
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: actually on my TV show. Yeah, I remember. I remember
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: they found her and they found Gwyen Harris and then
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: she came on TV timeout. You I didn't make you.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: You wanted it. I'm looking at it now. I'm going
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: just a damn line though that. Man, I ain't seen
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Gwen Harris. Man. I think last time I saw Gwen
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Hass I was at a mama's funeral. Man. It might
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: have been nineteen and you had no idea she was
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: going to be on the stand, had no idea. And
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: my first kiss was on my talk show and it
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: was not a kiss. It was not memored with it,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: very forceful. She was stronger than she was handling my laugh.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: But were you in the in the were you at
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: that age where you liked girls you started to start
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I never went in the phase where I didn't like girls.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I like girls in kindergart Yeah, I had the girl
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: on my show. But the first girl I ever walked home.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I walked home in the sixth grade and carried her
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: book for to Reach the Shepherd. You remember their name everything,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Michelle Hawkins. Michelle Hawkers was in high school with me
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: when I was walking and playing I want to go
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: outside in the rain and the for tier and she
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: wouldn't give me a date, and that song was on
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: And that's why that song go Outside means so much
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: to me. She was on my show too, And when
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: they all came out, I named every last one of Wow.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: That really threw them all. I'm sure they remembered you
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: excuse me his name? What? What did you just say?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Don't try to help him? Junior? He just definitely said,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: you don't never learn. He was voting. He was voted
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: most difficult in high school. Let's just move on. Yes, Yes,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: How old were you? How old were you when you
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: heard your first Earth Wind and Fire song? I know
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: that's your favorite group? Might have been sixteen sixteen when
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I heard the first Winning Five songs, seventeen when I
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: bought my first Winning Five album, Wow, and what was
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: the song? The first song I heard was Head to
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: the Sky. That was off the Head to the Sky.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: But my favorite song on that album was Masquerade. Can
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: this is what you're gonna sing? Bell? Masquerade? I want
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: to know all we what we really see, all the
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: outside and hiding what we really are old the inside
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: feat when you think he's finished Deed, Yeah, I just
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: you're something you're really not. Old world is a masquerade. Yeah,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I don't give a dad with them doults trying to
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: figure out. I'm figured it out, all right, y'all want
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: to ask me some more? Dum, I'm like, okay, you
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: like that? Okay, we'll be back with more and the
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: nephews pring phone call coming up. You're listening Steve Morning Show.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: What you got paper clips? Okay, don't say no more,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: don't do it. You don't want him to speak? Boys?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Do you know what the paper clips? Don't? Yes? Clip?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: But in a prank? Yes, I just thought it was
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: a outbursts. I don't know. Yeah, you go too, fasso travel.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach for ronic could how you doing?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: My name is Philip, I'm from How you doing? I'm good?
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Thank you? How can I help you today? You were
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: with the company here UMU see you just left about
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: what six months ago? That's correct? Okay? And you left
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: with a severance, am I right? That's right? I'm sorry?
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Who a monthy, Philip? My name is Philip, Philip. I'm
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: actually calling on some security questions and wanted to reach
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: out to you. Now you you own your own travel
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: agency now that's correct. Okay. Um, Now you actually left
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: with the severance when you when you left the company
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: at that right, that's right? Okay? And how long were
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you actually with UH? I was there for eight years?
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry whom my things again? My name is Philip.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I'm with security and what can I do for you? Philip? Uh? Well,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: we got we have you. You you started this business? Now?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Did you started before you left? Philip? I'm started this
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: stigmas after I left there? You let you started it
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: after you left there, that's correct, one month, one month
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: after you left there. Okay. So the reason why I'm
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: giving you a call, and I've been you know, we've
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: gone through some security tapes and things of that nature.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: of paper clips, We're missing so many office supplies, and
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: it's been brought to the securities attention that it's targeting
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: that you are the person that has taken all of
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: this this UH office. I'm sorry, let me let me
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: get this right. Silver. You are calling my place of
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: business asking me if I have used paper clips and paper.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I have customers in my establishment right now. I can't
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: talk to you about this Okay, ma'am, listen. I know
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: that I'm sorry for calling your place to business, but
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I want to say that we're at the of the
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: point of actually picking you up behind items that have
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: been taken from the company. So I wanted to call
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: and see if we could get it taken care of
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: over the phone. Now you gotta go, then I'm gonna
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: have to actually come out to your business, and that's
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: something that I'm trying not to do. You know what?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Hold hold on? What that? Can you hold that? Who
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: is this on my phone talking about from damn paper clips?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I have been gone from there for six months. Are
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: you calling me now about some paper and somewhere paper clips? Man?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: We're missing at least five thousand paper clips. You I'm
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you what you can do. I have been
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: out of that company for six months. I worked for
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: y'all for eight years, and you won't let me go.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't take anything from you, Okay. Have you ever
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: used any paper or any paper clips outside of Have
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: you done that? Of course? I use paper every day
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I run a business, okay, But you're using our paper
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: for your own personal business, your travel agent or whatever
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: it is that you have you're using office supplies, that
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: right there is against the law. No, I will go
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: and buy you some damn paper clips. Okay, well we
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: don't want paper clips. Man. Now we've given you a
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: severance play and for my understanding, it's been a substantial amount.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: And right now it's gonna be filing charges and taking
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: you to court over these paper clips and paper I'm
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you what you can do with the five
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: thousand paper clips, paper clips them together and hang you
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: out for buy ya. I didn't see them the damn
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: paper clips. You're gonna call me six months later talk
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: about some paper and paper clips. Man, I don't want
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: to go back to Bill. I'm sorry. This is some
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: fill up. So are you wanting to return all the
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: merchandise because it looks like I didn't take no merchandise.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I don't have to steal nothing from y'all. I work
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: for you for eight years, somebody for eight years. You
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: stole paper, paper clips, you stole off the supplies, scissors,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: masking tape. You have taken markers, pins. We got it
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: down to know what video tape you got. Pill up.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was employee of
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: the year you wont gave me at Severn package? How there?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: You call me six months? Lady? You can take the
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: paper clips and shove them up. You're behind excuse me?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Are we done here? No, we're not done here. So
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: take your video tape and your paper clips and your scissors,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: and you know what to do with them. No, no,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I don't. Man. Now listen, what we're gonna have to
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: do is you're gonna get served right there at your
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: travel agency. Where are you locating? We're missing over five
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: thousand paper clips and we need those. Now, what's your address?
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring your damn paper and paper clips to you?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: How about that? So, so you are you are guilty
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: of using the paper aren't you all used paper fillips?
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I don't feel, which means guess what. It's against the law,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: which means you help your law something. If you have
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: taken one paper clip, it's against the law. And you
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: got pens in your car? Feller that corporation? I bet
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: you do. I work for the company. I'm trying to
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: run a business. So you're stealing too. Give me your
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: voice's number. You're calling my damn phone talking about some
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: pens and paper clips. Here. Watch your mine, give me
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips. You
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: ain't got what you do thinking so many pens and
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: so many paper clips, but I was business. Don't call
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: my phone within talking about something. I'm gonna play this
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: to you now. I'm gonna go ahead and order. I'm
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: ordering the police to come and pick you up, okay,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: because I'm trying to get the problem. Taking care about
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: the phone. Bring the police and you come with them.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Come get it. I got something for you when you
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: get here and bring up. You're calling me about some
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: paper and paper clips. I've been going from there for
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: six months. Damn you have stolen paper clips from the
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: company and we want our player clips back. Bring you
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: over here. You want to get some damn paper clips,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna call my man. We can kick your
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: over here if you want to. You want to address,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: you want to address to up. Come on, I'm a professional,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to run a business. I gotta walk away
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: from my customers. And it was about from pens and
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: papers and paper clip ups because you stole over five
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: thousand player your faith and then you also you better
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: be ready because you're stowing some stuff for Tommy and
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: he's been over here. Wait a minute, won't wait time?
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Tommy says, you're stowing a bunch of here stuff. Listen,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know nobody name, no dad. You don't know
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You don't
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: know him? What's the day? I say? Do you know
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Moys? Y'all? Do you
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: know him? You gotta be kicking me. Your girlfriend dorthe
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: got me to pray folk call you. I'm gonna kick.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get her right now. I'm you made
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: me step in the back room on you. Hey, let
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: me ask you something, baby, what is the baddest I mean,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lad Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: what up your boy? Chris Brandon? Right now, y'all listening
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve, you have to
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: tell us the story, uh you were talking about at
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: the mentoring camp well with your mother jus Now, one
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: of the mothers or two. I was not sure one
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: or two of them. I couldn't hear and talk. They
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: couldn't talk. I don't talk. I'm not whatever they be
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: saying that's death. Not sure. I don't really you don't
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: keep up. So I'm in here talking. So the lady
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: up there standing off to the side and sign it.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody told me nothing, So I'm talking and she
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: just over the sun. So I looked over there and
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: now ain't saying nothing at first, then she kept on.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I turned around and to excuse me, what is you doing?
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: So now instead of talking, she keeps sign So I said, ma'am,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing, but sit down because
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I don't like all that. I'm talking around. You know,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're over there doing all that moving,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: but just come on, sit down with everybody else. So
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: she smiled and kept on sign it. Now I know
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: that just laid it down front. It's just standing up.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: So I still ain't. Ain't did the math on this ship.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: The women in the audience is covering their mouth like no,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: this food here, and then I said, look, I don't
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: like all that. Just come over. Shut This woman was
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: waving at me with both hands like Steve, you know,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: waving like two. I said, I said, I don't care
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: about it. When I came to what is your double
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: hand high. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter, and this one is
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: crazy as always, When are they not? Is the question?
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: But but first, nephew, this one is for you, because
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: you on this show are the resident germophobe. When you
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: blow out the candles on your next birthday cake, you
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: might want to wish for not getting sick. Really, I
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: just did that, just like a few days ago last
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: because according to a new study, all the huffing and
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: puffing we do to get the candles out can increase
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: the bacteria on a cake by fourteen hundred per cent.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I said, fourteen hundred percents. What am I sick? It
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: turns out the blowing raises the amount of bacteria on
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: the frosting and average of fifteen times. But professor and
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: researchers say one person saliva increased it by one hundred
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: and twenty times. And as nasty as that sounds, and
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: it does sound very, very nasty, the researchers don't think
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: most birthday cake eaters will actually get sick from all
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: those germs. Okay, so that's a relief. That's a relief.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: You don't mean when people be blowing all that show
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: love birthday cake, Love birthday cake. Why because you don't
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: like birthday cake or because they blow on? I love
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: the cake. But when you see blow like my son,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: he'll jump and let me blow it out for your dad.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not eating that. Yeah, your son his birthday. But
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: in a lightning storm you had under the gash board
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: in front of your family. Birthday just am cake. Birthday
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: cake is delicious. Remember that time they was taking my
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: blood at the studio, Tell me, oh my god, I
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: can't see this blood. I'd be going, dug what you're
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: gonna do when you bleed? A lot of people can't
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: see blood. They pass out. I got all that you'll
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: give him now, I got sherlot. I can't understand the
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: time is grown ass man with all these issues. I
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: can't believe he don't eat birthday cake after somebody got son,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: you know many birthday cakes. Yeah, look at his stomach.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Can't see me? Shut up man, the stomach. Yeah. I
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: gained at a minimum nine pounds. Well I stepped on
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: the scale. Yeah, about eleven pounds from vacation. Yeah to
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: forty one because you're about thirty two. But my goal
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I gotta train. I gotta tell y'all, I'm gonna bring
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: the train on the show. I've been taking pictures on
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: my food to pass few days my meal playing, and
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: I just feel a little bit of the workout because
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to encourage the baby boomer population to get
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: their self in shape, and I'm gonna show you how
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: it is done. Well, Okay, that's cool. I actually get together, man,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Because I said I was out there eating, I had
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: no dietary tract ice cream every day. But you're supposed
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: to do that on vacation. Right, Where are you saying
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: you went overboard? I mean, you're supposed to have a
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: good time, and well, I'm supposed to go overboard this vacation.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: That's where my wife kept saying, Steve, you're on vacation. Yeah,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: you can't. You can't die, yeah, because then it's not
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: much of a Steve Harvey fish sandwich. What is that now?
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Fried fish, filet, tomatoes, tartar sauce, cheese on a toasted
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: uh weet weet weet your chef on the on the yacht. Yo,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: that's not bad. How many times did you have that?
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Okay with a bowl of ice cream? She said, I'm
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you with potato, with every day fresh cut.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: The only thing about overseas what's different here. There's no
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: preservative to white food. There's nowhere near is bad. We
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: learned that in Paris. All right, let's get to the letter. Guys,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: buggle up, hold on tight. We gotta fight you Strow
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Barry letter. Alright. Another disclaimer. If you got your kids
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: in the car, kids, kids around you, you probably don't
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: want them to hear this. We're here, what are we reading. Well,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: it's not for kids home. I'm just saying, well, MoMA
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: nearm at work, the radio hold at the house. That's
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: my disclaimer, Steve, I'm reading it. Video subject try ingle. Okay.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: I was at a gathering and was introduced to this
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: couple that has kids the same age as mine. We
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: had good conversation, set up play dates, and our kids
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: play very well together. Then, while hanging out one night
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: playing games, the woman of the couple asked me a
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: woman if I have ever been with a woman. Being shocked,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: I said, I've been with women all my life, but
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: she clarified what I feared. Her husband joined the conversation
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: and encouraged it. Thus the reason for the disclaimer. Steve
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Weeks went by without mentioning, mentioning of it, mention of it,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: and again I was asked if I decided if I
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: wanted to be involved. I agreed, and it happened more
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: than once and has been going on for over three
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: years now. The husband has issues with it and no
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: longer wants his kids to play with my kids. The end,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: that is it. So it's no, I'm just saying, there's
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  Speaker 1: no what should I do. I'm just saying, yeah, okay, alright.
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  Speaker 1: Let let me just let me just say to the husband, though,
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  Speaker 1: even though you did not write the letter, be careful
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  Speaker 1: of what you asked for. This is a perfect example
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  Speaker 1: because you just may get it and uh, you know,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: then you will get kicked to the curb. Uh. Husband,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: You know, at first you were pushing it, trying to
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: get her involved in all of that. Now you see
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: what happened just sounds like, lady, you're perfectly fine with
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: this whole situation, with your affair with this woman. You're
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: just mad about the play date arrangement. So you know,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: I guess if you guys can figure out a way
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  Speaker 1: to you know, get rid of the husband or whatever,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: then it'll just be you and her. I don't know, Steve,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. First of all, this ain't a triangle? What
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: is it? Steve? This octagon triangle got three sids? This
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: got eight sids? Is you the other lady who husband
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  Speaker 1: all your kids and all their kids? That's b ain't people.
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  Speaker 1: Let's stop signs. You should have cut this off a
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: long time ago. But here you go. Here is why
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  Speaker 1: is this letter in the strong bend? What? Nothing? She'd
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: asked for, no help or nothing. The only problems you
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: won't know is problem how to get her husband quit?
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  Speaker 1: Hav an issue? Because it's been going on three years.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: You ain't fitting to stop, and you ain't saying you
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: had a problem a minute ago. You were shot. Can't leave?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: She asked me that, well, do you want to? All right?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: That's how did it go? Steve? What do you want
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  Speaker 1: to ask me? I'm telling problems. It is my biggest film.
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  Speaker 1: Three weeks later, do you want to? All right? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't doing that. You downstairs playing anything? Three years later,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: we might as well go upstairs and play too. I
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: come back. You're really gonna like all right? Steve's gonna
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  Speaker 1: have Part two of Today's Strawberry letter coming up at
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, So don't go anywhere. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be right back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Show right now. Steve is here with part two of
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  Speaker 1: his response to the strawberry subject tri angle to the
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  Speaker 1: octagon what should be octagon? Triangle at three people? It's
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: more than three involved here the kids. This lady was
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  Speaker 1: at a gather that got introduced to this couple kids
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  Speaker 1: same age as heard. We're a goop of conversations, set
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: up play dates, and our kids played very well all together.
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  Speaker 1: You probably need to start going in that room and
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: just see what them kids is really playing so very
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  Speaker 1: well together because the mama's and daddy's just tripping. I'm
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: thinking like father, like son, like mama like daughter. So
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: you probably need to go in that room and see
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: what your kids is doing because the parents. The example
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: y'all setting is crazy kids ain't stupid? Are you crazy?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Crazy kids? You need to go in this room and
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  Speaker 1: see what your kids is playing because the kids ain't
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: stupid because you keep putting them in the backyard while
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: y'all upstairs. You don't think kids be thinking stuff? Okay,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I think we got way more. While hanging out one
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: night playing games, the woman asked me a woman, I've
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: ever been with a woman? Being shocked, I said, I've
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: been women all my life, but she clarified what I feeled.
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  Speaker 1: Her husband joined the conversation and the courage. Yeah, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Yeah. Weeks went by without mention of it,
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  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden asked me if I
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: want to get involved? I agree, That's all I did.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: I just agree. Do you ever been with a woman?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: I kept this a shocking of public. I can't believe this.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to get together? Okay? Now it's been
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: going on three years and the husband got issues with it.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Now the husband is in now and then found out
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: he ain't wanted no more. My only question in this
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: whole letter ship she ain't looking for answer here? What
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: the hell is you doing in that back room with
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: that woman for three years that her husband can't do?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Could you please email me and Timmy a description of
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: what you in't that doing this is amazing? Or just
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: invite us over the next time you invite Timmy over,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: I can't go. I can't go, but I will see
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: in a very strong representative. All right, thank you, Steve. Yeah,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: you know, we gotta go email or Instagram. What's your
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girl Shirley. Uh, now, Steve,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: let's switch gears for a minute here, because check this
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: story out. A foot doctor podiatrist who works for the
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Washington Wizards recently suggested that a whopping nine of all
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: NBA players get regular pedicures. This is his recommendation. Okay.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: He says, these guys make their living using their feet
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: far more than the average man, and if their feet
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: and toes are messed up, then their performance suffers. Al right,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: So in the worst cases, they actually suffer with foot paint.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: So they try to stay ahead of things with regular pedicures. So, Steve,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: you're on your feet a lot, your feet are out
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: a lot in the summertime. Do you get regular pedicures? Yeah?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: You do. Yeah, so that's a good thing, right, you
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: recommended You are in agreement with the doctor. Do I
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: agree with about the NBA players in their feet? Well? Uh,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: you've seen Shack Foot. Yeah. I love you to death,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Shack absolutely. Yeah. I have to. Yeah. Why do you
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: say you have to? Because I don't like tann up
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: my own sheet. What you're working with? Doctor? Getting man?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: I keep I can't keep going out of bed, bath
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: and beyond. Yeah, y'all got another set of a thousand
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: thousand count Yeah, I got to. Well that's good girl.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah you get pedicuris too, right, nephew. Sounds good because
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: you know not only girl. Y'all go to the salon.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: That's so cute. That's cute. I like that father and
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: daughter time together, you know that. And then of course
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: after that we have to go to the mall because
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: we're gonna buy something. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, you know
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: you keep acting like you have another purpose, you know,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: like he's supposed to be doing something else. You know
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: that wax in your car. You're supposed to take your
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: baby to the mall. Do you know Tommy wack women
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: in your life? Tommy waxes his road for. Aren't you
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: supposed to supposed to? Right? Your damn dog got through me.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to gout who I know. You gotta rode
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: that wax their own rod Roy, You don't watch your
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: own Rosy. You go get in detail that they come
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: to you, they come to your home. Go ahead, you
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: will say that it's too much are who you are.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: They come to the house. Okay, guy about okay, what Oh,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: don't say it. We're running out of time here. They
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: take care of the place. I love it. I love
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: it so much. Did you go out to the car wash?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Right now? That's the funny boy. You're listening to Steve
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Thanksgiving? Wow did it come
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: fast this year? It's here. We're all gathering around the
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving table. In our conversations it can be a little tent,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: you know. So we just want you, guys to prepare
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: with some phrases that you should avoid at holiday dinners
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: so we can just, you know, all have a good
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: time with our family and friends. Okay, like for instance, yeah, okay,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: for instance, Steve Um, when you start a sentence with
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: you should have you should have? You know, the words
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: should you know can make a person feel judged or disappointed.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: You see where I'm going with that. You should have
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: let somebody else get a yeah, yeah, that's hurtful. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: you should have. You should have left the marshmallows acting yam.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: That's like that. I'm with you. I'm with you on that.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Are not hurt over? How about this? I know it's
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: pot Look, but you should have just came. Ain't no
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: luck in your yeah, stuff like that, Steve, you got it?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Or you know, avoid saying that. Yeah, avoid saying this,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: you know, because this is definitely this could start one
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: right here. Um, can you believe what your president just did?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: You can start yeah, yeah, it can lead to an
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: argument and a fight, you know, politics. Everybody in agreement
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: on my family? My family all good with that. That's
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: gonna get the party popping right now. Okay, alright, you're
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: not gonna avoid saying that. Oh no, no, no, you
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: can talk politics in my house. Everybody at my house
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: in the same political mindset you don't have. You if
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: you are Republican at the table, you need to keep
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: it you Okay, you won't be Okay, let's get back
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: to my dad. Uh huh, let's get back to the
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: food for a minute. How about this one. You know,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: the best turkey I ever had was again, the best
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: turkey I ever had was my mom. Say that, Yeah,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: that'll set it off. You don't have to always tell
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: the truth though, No, no, no, no, Sherley wants again.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Y'all need to make up, y'all, man, you all want
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: us to be trump or you won't ease last were good?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Were lying on Thanksgiving? It's a good time to ask
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: that question. Yeah, you know, like, uh, if you start
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: a sentence with when are you going to learn how
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: to cook? Don't do that? When you're gonna finally let
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: him go? Okay, that's the one, because you don't want
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: to make anyone feel defensive or put anyone on the
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: spot or anything like that. Is when is you gonna
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: stop using drugs? Really? Question? Yeah, what's gonna come out?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know why we see a bag like ain't
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with you. I want to
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: go to your house, but just come out there fifteen
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: minutes you'll be able to take you're lying if it
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: starts off with that. Yeah, I believe you walking the dough?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: When is you gonna stop using? You show up every
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: you're looking like this? How about this? How about this?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Right here? Says somewhere where I could see you going, Yeah,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: bathroom ain't that way? Ain't no bathroom that way? And
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: you know, trying not to open up a conversation or
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: start a sentence with when are you going to? Don't
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: do that one? Or remember the time you know my
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: uncle Everett, thanks Having used to go he was drunk
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: and time geol ain't nobody won't dear bus I'll laughing,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: everybody laughing. But wait a minute, Wait a minute. Up,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: did you hear about Don't start it with that one,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: because that could mean, yeah, you're gossiping about you know,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: somebody eat what What did you hear about your husband?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Oh that's gonna get it started right there in the
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: back room with Coral Cora. Not Cora Cora. Yeah, those
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: are just conversation starters. You don't do that. Yeah, Oh
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: that's gonna happen Thanksgiving, that's gonna happen. Well, I'll admit this.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: None of that happens at my house because I have
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: no one at my house on Thanksgiving. As big as
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: you create, nobody create no drama, not at my house. Okay,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: I thought you were saying you had no one at
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: your house. I was like, as big as your family is, Steve, Oh,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: the house gonna be packed. Yeah. I don't do drama. Yeah,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: not at the house. Everybody know. Don't ask me to play.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: I don't do that. You know, the game night, I
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: might come in there for a couple of minutes, but
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: that's it. Y'all know what I'm doing. I'm gonna eat
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: and I'm sitting in front of this TV. I'm staring
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: at it. And sometimes you're gonna come in there and
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: the TV gonna be staying at me. Just walk back out,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: don't come in here. Just in the heat. I want it.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: This won't keep leeping five places on. Don't cut it off,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: so you don't mind them being in your house. A
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: lot of people just don't bother you. Let you have
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: your space. Yeah. Marjorie is really good at that too,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: because she tells him to Steve that Steve, all, don't
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: bring your friends, and your friends won't pitch us. Yeah,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: that ain't happen. Meanwhile, at our house, all they want
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: to talk about is you. Yes, Steve, come on. Yeah.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: I just hate when they want me to tell Steve
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: something for they tell him give them. Can you just
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: give us to Steve for me? Just the best seller? Right,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: we just get it to Steve. I'm not going to
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: get your book the one kill me. Okay, I got
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: this book of man I want you to read. I
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: didn't read before I wrote. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, it's time for something funny, of course,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna go junior. First, truth be told, Truth
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: be told. I can't help you, but let me take
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: a phone call. I got this week. You know, I
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: love I love Pete. People in neighborhood being going to
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: the doctor. Got some bad news. But I've got the
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: person to call. When when you get some bad news,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: you get me bad news. I get you right off
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: of me, right back on to you. That's what I do.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: I get bad Tommy Pete calling man. He's like man
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: dog got a bad heart, he said, Doctor say, I'm
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: gonna have to have a heart transplant right there. And
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: I said, hey, Pete, breathe slow. Hey, hey, you got
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: the information for the bad heart. We can't upset you
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: no kind of way. Your heart not good right now,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: so you need to take your time, make the last
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: as long as you can't breathe slow. You got a
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: bad got got a big yeah. Look at they got
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: to bet me. I got taking a step, I having
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: big lips kill you. We didn't make it that whether
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: he died or we didn't make it that far. But
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: I understand bad heart and hard tramp because I think
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: you won't mind right now I just want to let
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: you know. It's a matter of fact, Pete, you don't
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: find nothing else funny, because if you get rammed up,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: you're taking time off that heart. As a matter of fact,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: the next relationship you get into got to work because
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: you can't afford no heartache. You can't have none of that.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, feet when you go to sleep, sleep
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: light because of deep sleep might be too much work
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: on that. I just want you to understand. I understand
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: where you're coming from. I just ain't one to help you.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Got a bad you got a bad heart. Ain't my phone? No,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: you got it off the line with no. I'm sorry
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: to hear that not. Have you seen a doctor if
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: you knew it is his heart rate? Don't even read
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: your bills. You can't get wrapped up. No kind of
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: weight are you on any medication? None of that came
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: from mind. No, sure that is. You can't have this.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: That's all I thought about. If you knew what Pete
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: did to get the man, that's why he was calling
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: you in the first place. He's looking for hardy ten man.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: A people doing a lot of bad things. Now you
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: talk my dog man, they talking about I need new heart.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: They beat breeze slope. Breeze slope. You ain't getting it
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: over here, hate you in your life? Truth be told,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, this is uh. Don't you hate going
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: over other people's houses and they don't have the stuff
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: that you're used to, like, for instance, maybe air conditions,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: and that's very important, very important. And they got all
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: the doors open and the windows open and it's not
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: as hell. That's that right away. I can just go
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: home because I got right nothing like that. I just
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: like a little agg you know, and I don't look
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: something else. Don't give me a one room air conditioning
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: with you everybody extending this room right here, because there
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: ain't no air condition you know, the one window. Hey,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: I can go home. All through the damn house. Cool everywhere.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: Cool that I'm just saying, trying to be funny. Why
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: am I here somewhere to sit? You know what I'm saying,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: somewhere to sit? Everybody on the floe. It looks like
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: you ain't moved in yet. That that right there kind
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: of puzzles me. They got a flat screen on the wall.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: Why we did? Why we got this out of order?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Right now? It's not care about it. It's not a
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: being chill, but you know down being chill. Get my
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: back in the day, I had to beat your body.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: You actually become the bean shape. I can't do it.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you nothing. You gotta have some plates. Okay,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: you need some plate, but I plate because I can't
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: stay eating people house. They mate you for dinner and
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: they put on your food on that phone plate, paper plate.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: That being now the being juice dripping on your pay. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can't staying gold. Nobody's house ain't got too bad.
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  Speaker 1: But I need I need nothing. You dog, you mean
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  Speaker 1: to tell me you want somebody going there? We out,
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  Speaker 1: we we we out, and they're not coming right out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh pardoner. We ain't got a little side bad half
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  Speaker 1: back batesment of something that's a sink out of that.
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  Speaker 1: We're looking give me something. What I can't do is
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  Speaker 1: go to that door and turn it. And that's just
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you go to people house, you got to put
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  Speaker 1: in some work. Sometimes work got to be put in
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  Speaker 1: and you need that that through weight. Wait, wait, I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you something else. I cain't staying going over nobody house.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't got no damn snack, got nothing, you got no
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  Speaker 1: net stuff. You ain't got no gotten nothing. Hold me.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got a solda, it's no cloth. Fact. I
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  Speaker 1: can't go to people house that just got one TV.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't forget that which we all in here
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  Speaker 1: watching this children, all the kid kids in one room. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I can't go to nobody house.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't got no front steps. How come I got the
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  Speaker 1: long jump into the man. You're gonna need some steps.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you one more thing for we get out
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  Speaker 1: of here. Look, man, I ain't trying to be bullsh
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  Speaker 1: but can you call it exterminator? Don't get your friends,
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  Speaker 1: don't don't get some type of service in here. I
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  Speaker 1: see him Sea be doing it, just stomping in Patton
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  Speaker 1: whole time. Somethingbody break up. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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  Speaker 1: just saying mate, it's the nephew with side pieces. This
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  Speaker 1: is what it is. Hey, just come on, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna ask questions that side pieces will ask, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna let timey respond. So, Tommy, if your side piece
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  Speaker 1: ask you, when can I call you? You can't? You
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  Speaker 1: If I don't call you, we don't talk. That's all
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  Speaker 1: that you don't. You don't call me I do call it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I asked you. Here's another. When can I text you?
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  Speaker 1: Same answer as your phone? If I don't text you,
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  Speaker 1: we don't text you? Wait, I start everything? Yeah, when
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  Speaker 1: we when we hang up the phone. Okay, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something when we when we hang up the phone.
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  Speaker 1: If you forgot to say something and you got to
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  Speaker 1: wait till I call you back? Okay? Here next question.
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  Speaker 1: Can we spend the night together? Yeah? Oh god, but
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  Speaker 1: my night in a sick for the to get my
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  Speaker 1: hands forty five my night. We can lay up on
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  Speaker 1: each other from three hug Oh, but come sick fortifive?
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  Speaker 1: I got to go. This is p M. I am. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we get. We're gonna watch the six o'clock news, right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna right. Can you give her a nickname? Yeah? Baby,
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  Speaker 1: same thing I called my wife. But I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: do what I ain't been doing. Say the wrong everybody, baby,
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  Speaker 1: everybody baby. Okay. Let me ask you a question. Will
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  Speaker 1: you buy a gift for your side piece, like cologne? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: cologne and night. You can get that, but it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be the same day, am cologne my wife? Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to come home smelling like no other woman.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: Smell my wife. Smile, You're gonna smell like her. Okay, Okay,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: here's another. Can she introduce you to her friend? Hey?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Do know? They don't need to know I existed? What? What? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: Why is we wild? I'm meeting them people? I'm not
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  Speaker 1: ben doing nothing with them people? Why is you talking
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  Speaker 1: about me different? Breaking up that? People shouldn't even know
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  Speaker 1: I exist at all? You shouldn't be over that running
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  Speaker 1: in your mind about me to nobody? Okay, okay, tom
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  Speaker 1: here going next? Can she meet your friend? Okay, now
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: that's a good quurt. That's a good question. Yes you can't,
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  Speaker 1: but only on side p's night. You can. You got
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  Speaker 1: me some most safe. What you ain't gonna do is
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: be meeting them and if white Knight, that's not it
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: ain't your night? You side? Now you know other side pieces? Okay, Tommins, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I read that just got to be a common
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  Speaker 1: Can't she have a picture of you? You just got
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  Speaker 1: to have one. You go on my Facebook green shot
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  Speaker 1: a picture of me and my family. Crowd down, crap
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  Speaker 1: that down? Where you got only me? Now you got Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: If she asked you this, if she says I love you?
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  Speaker 1: Do you love me? What's your ass? Did Oh? I'm
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  Speaker 1: not I'm not gonna say that. A bunch of didos
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: all that? Don't. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve Carlos said we should discuss this subject,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: but I vehemently disagree. But whatever, if I'm in protest,
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  Speaker 1: yea to Jay. But you already know why the subject
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: is cooking. Yeah, absolutely, so listen to this, so Steve, guys. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: one of the judges from Top Chef recently shared some
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  Speaker 1: tips to help folks step their game up in the kitchen,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought this would be a good idea for
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  Speaker 1: you guys to hear some of these tips, discuss it
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  Speaker 1: with Shirley, and maybe you guys can give us some
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  Speaker 1: pointers and things like that and to it. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: here we go. You're ready, you guys on board with this? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: The first tip, you're not cooking enough, so practice makes perfect,
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  Speaker 1: all right? That ain't gonna have No. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know why Shirley has a kitchen that could be an
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  Speaker 1: extra living room. Remember that the problem in Shirley had
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  Speaker 1: and she was in it for over a year and
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  Speaker 1: then we finally convinced that. And she opened up her
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: refrigerator and it was new, I mean, opened up her
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  Speaker 1: oven and it was new. In their head, cardboard direction
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  Speaker 1: you know, still has the directions. That's really true. Okay, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: practice makes perfect. Let's come on, boo, let's get the kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start. Let's start. You know you're married, now, come on, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, Jr. Right, here's the second tip. Basic tools.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need a food processor and all the blenders
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  Speaker 1: and all that fancy stuff. Just a knife. Get in there,
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  Speaker 1: cut up your vegetables, your sides, your onions. Just you
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  Speaker 1: think she's why you think she's gonna cut an onion
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  Speaker 1: and frying and let's gonna be crab. You can't do that.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, you come on now. You gotta give
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: us some motivation with that. It's too late. It's too late.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: It's never too late. Is a lost cars what you're
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: talking about. Trump ain't changing, Trump being a good president
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: and we gotta hubby and oh boy. All right, well, Charley, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: One of the tips the chef said that you can start,
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  Speaker 1: like with the recipe, you can start with the basic
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  Speaker 1: part of the recipe and then you can add your
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  Speaker 1: own twist and make it your own. Like that time
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  Speaker 1: nothing follow him damn directions. Don't try to deviate or
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: being a improvident, dude, what the damn books say? First,
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  Speaker 1: I like peanut butter. I think I'll put some peanut
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: butter in this dressing. Oh god, well what about the
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: time butter dressing? That's disgusting. Whatever, So this is a
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: lost cause, he's quiet. I thought this would be good.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: A lost call. Cooking. You can't cook, you on water,
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  Speaker 1: cook you on hot to cook, and she shouldn't cook.
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  Speaker 1: I like all. I like that, get her husband, but
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  Speaker 1: I like nest though. He send this man through all
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: this trial and there amiss. She tuldn't go in here
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  Speaker 1: and make the first time making. You're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harping Warning Show. Okay, it's time for something funny, Steve. Now,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: it's normal for people, you know, to get nostalgic about
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: things from their past. A lot of us do that.
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  Speaker 1: Like the Slinky, remember that toy, the Walkman, remember the Walkman,
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  Speaker 1: Arkad games and even suits and hats for men, remember
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: pac Man and all that? And yeah, I still play
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: pac Man. I can't play the new games. They too complicated.
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  Speaker 1: I can't play none of the sports games like NBA
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: Live Mad and football. I don't know what the A
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  Speaker 1: B they jump, the A D they roll or or
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  Speaker 1: you know what about being nostalgic about how you raise
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  Speaker 1: your kids, you know, with discipline and all that, things
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: like common courtesy, like manners, things like that. To come back, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get to whooping? Yeah did you? I'm telling
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get a whooping with your kids growing up?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm asking still? Yeah? Why do you think they
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  Speaker 1: ain't in jail? You saved him. I tried to beat
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  Speaker 1: him worse than my mama beating me. Ah that's pretty bad.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't none of my kids got it like I got it.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't. No, but our parents before us really got
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  Speaker 1: it too. But we got it. I think we were
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: the last of the kids that got serious beat down.
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  Speaker 1: My kids well some more. I really, I really pledged
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  Speaker 1: my son, YEA pledged. So what fright is here? They
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: ain't cused, but they could. They could go ahead and
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: get it there they could take technically they should actually
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  Speaker 1: be in But I do wish manners we're more prominent
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  Speaker 1: like they used to be. I mean, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm really proud of though I think all of my
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  Speaker 1: kids are very very man manners are important. Anything used. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's so sweet. Brand daddy, you know you have great
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: kids brand being on your as you know she got
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: a clap back going on, and you ain't heard nobody
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: come up to you. I can't talk to your daughter
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: talking to be so crazy a man, never Brandy, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't seen it either. Good you've just heard. I just
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: happy for coming over. Can I talk to you for
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: I just can't do it. No, I'm serious about her business,
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  Speaker 1: this stuff ya brand. She runs your foundations, so she's
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: serious about what do you What else do you guys
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: wish would come back? Like products because they said iPad
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, you know I wish Carol Free mooisterizing
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  Speaker 1: would come back. Act purl for yellow bottle red right, Yeah, Kings, Ye,
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  Speaker 1: chess Kings, Marry go around. Yeah. I want them to
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  Speaker 1: come back. But I don't want to have to have
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: the money I had back then. Don't I want to
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: come back? Yeah? I have no design for that to
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: come back. What were the famous what was the famous
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: advice your dad gave you about being for the best
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: thing you could do for po people's son is not
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: be one of that advice. I listened to that real close,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: especially coming out of home. People gonna talk about, man,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: why are you work so hard because I'm running running
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: for what. I ain't running for nothing, I'm running from.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be back in that position no more so.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: Now what I did was if I become homeless and
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: have to live in a car, and now have cars
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: you can live in, Yeah, you go like it like wine,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can put bottle, you got shelter, air conditioning, TV.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: You know you got computers in it. Yeah, WiFi all that.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: Do you know that They had a little card you
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: can buy and you put it in your system and
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: you can have your own WiFi in your car. Yeah,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: it's it's Limos that have that. Not Limos, but cars
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: car service. How do you get it though? It's just
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: a little program that you buy, you put it in
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: your car, and then you have your own password to
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: your own WiFi. So you go way out. You know
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: you're still have wife. I need there for my son.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: You don't have that in the pren You don't have
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: to say, you don't have to say for you but wait, wait,
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: what what Carlin do not have to say? She said,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: you don't have that in the PA. You could have
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: just said you don't have that in your car. That's
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: all you have to do, Tommy, don't worry about that
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: a ghost. But it's pre I'm just asking when you
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: get when I got to they have concierge service in cars?
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: Do you have out of yards and one day I
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: don't know, pressed the button and you have concierge service.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: That are people who will make flight reservations for you.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: Did the reservations? Excuse me, Steve, excuse me? Do you
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: have that, Tommy in your you? That ain't what you
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: want to say? The old owner got it with you,
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: he got the subscription. I tried to figure out why
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: he looks so surprised, and Steve to say, but they
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: have they have everything available. You could these programs you
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: could purchase now. The concierge is free in a certain car,
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: in a certain car, like what car? Like? Okay? Like
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: a roll? Want to say it? You just want I
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: just want to tell you what some Alright, alright, we
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