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Celebrating 20 Years, Complaint Letter, Sheryl Underwood, Coronavirus and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, back to back down, giving them move
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  Speaker 1: just like the milking buck bus things in its tubbles.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all good it. Steve har listening to the movie Together
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  Speaker 1: for Studley. I don't join by join me, be doing me, Honey.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn, you gotta turn to turn, got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. Then turn the water, the water go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your back that, uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody, y'all listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now wanting only Steve Harvey man old man,
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Yeah, I do. God so big
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  Speaker 1: to me, man, I just have to tell you about it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't help it. It's rather obvious to me how big,
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  Speaker 1: how good God is. He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain.
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  Speaker 1: He on one, he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just over here, just on receiving it. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your
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  Speaker 1: mission today? What are you waiting for? Why do we
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  Speaker 1: as people delay what we want or delay the process
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  Speaker 1: to begin what we want? On our hopes, our dreams,
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  Speaker 1: our desires. Why won't you start your mission today? Why
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  Speaker 1: don't we all decide together that just individually. Look, you're listening.
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  Speaker 1: You got something that you've been dreaming about. You got
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  Speaker 1: an ambition of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got
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  Speaker 1: goals you haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them, everybody's got
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  Speaker 1: on them. Everybody's got something that's that's on the table
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  Speaker 1: that they haven't yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for?
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  Speaker 1: Start your mission today? Stop the procrastination now, the procrastination
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  Speaker 1: is only hurting you yourself. If you got a goal
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  Speaker 1: or aspiration, a dream and you fall off track momentarily,
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  Speaker 1: you can get back to that because God know where
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  Speaker 1: you're left off. Now. You may have to accomplish a
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  Speaker 1: few more things since you stop for a long period
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  Speaker 1: of time, but God know where you left off. You
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  Speaker 1: can get back on track. Look, man, this dream of
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  Speaker 1: being on TV since I was a kid, and it
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  Speaker 1: got off track. Now it got off track. I just
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  Speaker 1: kept it as one of the dreams. And in some
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  Speaker 1: real dog moments when it looked like it wasn't gonna happen,
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  Speaker 1: all I was hanging on too was just the hope
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  Speaker 1: that one day it could. But that's what faith is
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  Speaker 1: really about. Faith is the belief in things that you
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  Speaker 1: cannot see. But faith gives you the confidence to keep hoping. Man,
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  Speaker 1: sometime it just keep hope alive. Sometimes, you heard Jesse
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  Speaker 1: Jackson said, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, Man, it's just
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  Speaker 1: the hope. I was hanging on the hope. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about when it got real ugly and funky out
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  Speaker 1: there for me, when it looked like I wasn't gonna
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  Speaker 1: ever make it, and all of the facts was in
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  Speaker 1: and everything pointed in the direction you're not gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't really messed up this time. Then I sat
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  Speaker 1: there and I just hung on to the hope. But man,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. If you got a dream on
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  Speaker 1: aspiration of vision or something, when you fall off track
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  Speaker 1: and you want to go get back in line, God
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  Speaker 1: holds your place. See he held on to that fum me.
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  Speaker 1: He knew I was off tracking how the line, but
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  Speaker 1: he said, okay, here's where we stopped. You want to
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  Speaker 1: be on TV that when you get it together and
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  Speaker 1: you quit tripping and you come in your turn to me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.
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  Speaker 1: Then we're gonna finish the journey that took me a
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  Speaker 1: lot longer to get here than I wanted to. But
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  Speaker 1: then it was necessary because I needed all of the
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  Speaker 1: mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when
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  Speaker 1: I got on the radio one day, which I did
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  Speaker 1: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I say it every day. See, because of
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  Speaker 1: this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
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  Speaker 1: have stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you about me better than I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you about anybody. And I've been through enough where
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  Speaker 1: it's relatable, where enough people can go. Man, that happened
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  Speaker 1: to me. Appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,
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  Speaker 1: I get it now. See at the time, though I
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  Speaker 1: didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
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  Speaker 1: I was really in total disagreement with God on a
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  Speaker 1: lot of stuff he was pulling off on me, But
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  Speaker 1: in essence, I was really pulling it off on myself.
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  Speaker 1: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through
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  Speaker 1: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
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  Speaker 1: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out
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  Speaker 1: there indeed wrong. He forgave me. He said, because, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you ever come to me, I have a plan
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  Speaker 1: for you that it is going to be far and above.
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  Speaker 1: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I did. I just got sick of me, good and
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  Speaker 1: sick of me, and I turned it over to God.
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  Speaker 1: And then God started working and here I am today.
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  Speaker 1: Now see threw it me yet? Nope? Have I arrived?
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  Speaker 1: I have jet Nope? But guess what the journey is cool?
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  Speaker 1: You know. It's like I was talking to this young
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  Speaker 1: brother the other day about comedy and he's really good
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  Speaker 1: stand up. You know, this young dude is really good.
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  Speaker 1: He said, Man, what is this I feel every night
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  Speaker 1: before I go on stage. I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted off me, I said, sir, listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back
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  Speaker 1: every night before I go on stage. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. It's got something to do with pressure,
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  Speaker 1: It's got something to do with anticipation. It's got a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot to do with the fear of falling. He said,
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  Speaker 1: what you mean by that. I said. Every night I
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  Speaker 1: walk out on stage, it's like I'm about to go
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  Speaker 1: and step off a cliff. I said, it's a sickening feeling.
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  Speaker 1: He said, man, but you do so well. I said,
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  Speaker 1: that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want
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  Speaker 1: you to understand something. When I first walk out there,
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  Speaker 1: it's just stepping off the cliff. Now these jokes provide
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  Speaker 1: a parachute which slows my descent when I jump off
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  Speaker 1: the cliff, and I turned it into a glide. And
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  Speaker 1: then I take the audience this way and I swing
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  Speaker 1: them back over that way. We might swing out to
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  Speaker 1: the Colorado Rockies. We may go down to Miami with
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  Speaker 1: this joke. We may take it on out to LA
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  Speaker 1: and I just swing back and forth till I land softly.
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  Speaker 1: The crowd cheers. The night is over with, I said,
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  Speaker 1: but it's been too many nights though. When I walked
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  Speaker 1: off that cliff and I pulled the cord in, the
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  Speaker 1: parachute didn't open. I said. Now I'm just free falling
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  Speaker 1: out there for thirty minutes. Ain't no jokes working. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: the parachute didn't open. I said, So see, that's what
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  Speaker 1: it's like for me. And then you know what I
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  Speaker 1: found out. If you don't walked off the cliff in life,
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't got no God in your life, it's
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  Speaker 1: like not having a parachute. You step off the cliff
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  Speaker 1: and you just free falling. Now see we all now
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  Speaker 1: that fall gets you closer to the grave, right, See,
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  Speaker 1: we all head into the grave from the moment we're born.
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  Speaker 1: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
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  Speaker 1: when you step off the cliff and you got God
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  Speaker 1: here a parachute. You're still going down, but it's a
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  Speaker 1: nice ride, and God just helps your your descent appear
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  Speaker 1: more like a rise and then more like a euphoric
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  Speaker 1: fall instead of not having no God in your life
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  Speaker 1: and you just walking off that cliff every day, free falling.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't got no core, you steady pulling, you hauling the
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  Speaker 1: whole way because you messed around with yourself and ain't
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  Speaker 1: let God come into your life and provide a parachute
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  Speaker 1: for you. I would rather have a parachute since I
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  Speaker 1: got to jump every day than to not have one.
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  Speaker 1: God has been like a parachute from me. Ask me
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  Speaker 1: why where that came from? I can't tell you. But
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  Speaker 1: like I always say, most good things that happened in
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  Speaker 1: my life that I can't explain. It's usually him. You're
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  Speaker 1: to morning, this is horrible. So it is twenty years
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  Speaker 1: later here I am, well, it is here, still confused.
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  Speaker 1: Years later, I'm still here. Yeah. This is the twentieth
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  Speaker 1: are celebrating twenty years of how you like me? Laughing?
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  Speaker 1: What Mike Jones used to say? What say? Dan didn't
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  Speaker 1: know me? Now I'm hot, y'all loane me? Come on
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  Speaker 1: And who says how you like me? Now? All right? Listen?
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  Speaker 1: all right, guys, here's a question, what product or what
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  Speaker 1: brand reminds you of your childhood home? All right? Here's
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  Speaker 1: morning crew. Every time I see the Quaker oatmeal bottle
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  Speaker 1: the box, I think of my mom's house when I
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  Speaker 1: was a kid. She always had a box of it
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  Speaker 1: on top of our refrigerator. When I go to visit
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  Speaker 1: my pop's house, he always had a box of frosted
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  Speaker 1: Flakes frosted Flakes cereal in his pantry. In fact, uh,
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  Speaker 1: he probably does right now with brand or product? Did
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  Speaker 1: your sinks in your bathtub out. But let it sit, though,
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  Speaker 1: up refrigerator while seeing an open box of arm and
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  Speaker 1: we ran out of that toothpaste, then we go to
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  Speaker 1: that fridge with that vacon soda wood and going in
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  Speaker 1: get yeah yeah and dip that tooth Yeah. I actually
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  Speaker 1: brushed my teeth better with bacon. Hello. Yeah, yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 1: How about this tied laundry detergent tied tied to have
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  Speaker 1: some time Ivory's that ain't that liquid? That's washing powder?
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  Speaker 1: We have that's right frown and the big blue box
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  Speaker 1: damn fair, but you didn't. Did you have ivory soap though?
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  Speaker 1: Did you have ivory soap to take your bath? Die? Dial?
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  Speaker 1: You had died? We had a we had ivory soap? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Were it floated in the water? Ivory? Yeah? Okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: go in the bathroom and up underneath that counter. It's
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  Speaker 1: a little red crip can got some grease in it
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  Speaker 1: called royal crown. Huh what all your scalf with that
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  Speaker 1: right there? Yeah, that's how I got my hands. We're
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom. We're in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Scott single plot. You had to be
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  Speaker 1: careful wiping yourself with that damn single play man. I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you how many times I misjudged and pushed
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  Speaker 1: my frangle. Okay, yeah we got it. Yeah, we got
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  Speaker 1: that single single plo. My daddy loved that. Boy. You
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  Speaker 1: get a thousand sheep? Yeah? Yeah? Wait, do y'all remember
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  Speaker 1: aim as the striping? Yeah? Yeah, we strip gleam Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: I got on that bottle that hung on the back
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  Speaker 1: of the door. Looked like a hot water bottle with
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  Speaker 1: tube on it and a spring dollar. Boy me, my
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  Speaker 1: nephew got to ask whooping our life. One time we
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  Speaker 1: feel that my mama had went on and we found
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  Speaker 1: it on the back of the door. We'd always wondered
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  Speaker 1: what it was, so we put water in it, and
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  Speaker 1: we found out that it's that the water squeezed through
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  Speaker 1: them little holes on that white til. So we're chasing
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  Speaker 1: each other around the house water hurting each other. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Then he fill up the bag and it was my
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  Speaker 1: time to have and then he have it under his arm.
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  Speaker 1: My mama came in that house. My mama said it
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  Speaker 1: was all this vinegar in him. Now we didn't even know.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't know nothing about no vinegar smells. She said,
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  Speaker 1: what is all this vinegar? I smelled in this house? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Were sawing out, Oh that ain't not so cool. We
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  Speaker 1: were working water well, we sat there. My mama got
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  Speaker 1: to do in the mouth and went back in now
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  Speaker 1: and touched that hot water bottle with the holes on it,
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  Speaker 1: and boy, we got our asked and then so we
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  Speaker 1: didn't even know why we got beat. And then my
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  Speaker 1: brother was talking to it. Ain't man, Yeah, let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you something stick? What is that? Grandmama was what wallabout?
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  Speaker 1: Said na? We was playing water girl with it? He said, boy,
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  Speaker 1: you know what that right back? Yeah, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. He said, that's a lady's bag. And
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  Speaker 1: then I said, I don't, but what what because I'm
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  Speaker 1: clueless what you mean? It's a lady's bag, that's a
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  Speaker 1: douche bag. Really still, I'm clueless. Boy, My damn brother
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  Speaker 1: told me what that bag was. Man, I'm shooting water
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  Speaker 1: in my mouth. I'm five, Oh blast, I got the
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  Speaker 1: bag under my mouth wide over down. That's what I
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  Speaker 1: said that I first found out. I water a little
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  Speaker 1: tangy in now, Oh my god, because you know, because
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  Speaker 1: you know, they had a special solution. They put it
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  Speaker 1: in you put vinegan it too, and that's what we
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  Speaker 1: know that I had no idea. All Right, We're moving on.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Next your nephew right after this man You're
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  Speaker 1: listening show coming up at the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Plus miss Anne is standing by with today's national news.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, it is time for the nephew to run
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  Speaker 1: that break back. What you got for us? Name? Really? Quarterback? Yes, time,
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  Speaker 1: a tough back. Take a left. Hello, speak, this is
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  Speaker 1: she kids, This is Tony. Are you Isaia's mama? Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: You are you Isaia's mama? Yeah? I am Why who
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  Speaker 1: are you? My name is Tony. I'm Deandre's daddy. DeAndre.
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  Speaker 1: They played on this past season. They played on the football.
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  Speaker 1: They played on the on the Citahawks together. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but like, why are you calling me? Okay, I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: you for a particular reason. Let me tell you what's
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  Speaker 1: going on this whole plan's football season? Yore son at Isaiah.
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  Speaker 1: He was a starting quarterback, right, yeah he's yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: a thirting quarterback. He works real hard, like that's that's position. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me say it. Already know that my
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  Speaker 1: son DeAndre is wade better than your son. I they
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  Speaker 1: I already know that all right now. I didn't get
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  Speaker 1: to excuse you. No it don't excuse me. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna excuse myself about this. I've been waiting to get
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  Speaker 1: you on the phone so I can tell you exactly
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. Let me tell you something that when
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  Speaker 1: when the season comes back around, when they get ready
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  Speaker 1: to play again. I'm telling you right now, my son
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  Speaker 1: DeAndre gonna be starting. Please know that. Just trust me.
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  Speaker 1: I'll swear to you. I know what you did for
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  Speaker 1: your Excuse me, sir, excuse me you you who do
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  Speaker 1: you think you are calling me telling me that your
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  Speaker 1: son is gonna take my son pausing on the team.
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  Speaker 1: How do you even have my number I got? I
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  Speaker 1: got your number from a reliable start. What are the
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  Speaker 1: parents gave me your number? But what's like, what kind
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: of mental problems you got calling my house telling me
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: about how your son is. So your son is like
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: not barely even on the team. He's not even starting. Okay, No,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: my son ain't starting. Okay, well he gonna be starting
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: next year. Okay, but I know what you did for
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: your son to be started. Trust me. I know what
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: you did. Can I didn't do anything. My son earned
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: his position. So, I mean, I don't really get what
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: you're saying here. You're talking about talking some big game
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: about your son taking my son's position. Like, first of all,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are. I don't know
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: how you got my number. Like these these these are kids.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: It's not it's really not that serious, like their kids
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: out there having a good time, trying to play a game.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Like I haven't seen you at a game. I don't know,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you could think. You are stepping
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: up being like my son is gonna take your son's position?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Like what kind of being crazy are you? You're calling
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: me out of nowhere, out of that, You're calling me nowhere,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: out of the clear blue. I'm just minding my business.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: My son is playing this game. Who the are you
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: and why are you calling me like I ain't been
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: to no games, but I'm a bead on next season?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I video Okay, okay, I mean you could try. You
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: could try. You right now want to come to your
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: son's still ain't certain, but let's go on. Get you
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: the reason why I call you. I already know why
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: your son start, So that's going on start? What what? No?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: My son is starting because he earned his position. He's
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: the best on the team. You you are kind of
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: you're saying that, Cannis, But are you so your son
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: ain't starting because maybe you maybe you slept, maybe you
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: slept with coach Briant. What wait, excuse you? Like, did
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: you did you did you sleep with coach Brian, so
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: you'll soon. Did you get that position? Did you do that?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Your mama slept with coach with coach Brian with her drive,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: that's why your son ain't playing. Who the do you
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: think you are? Accusing me of sleeping with a coach. Hey, Hey,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just letting you know. I know what
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: you did for ya. You don't know, you don't know,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: you don't know. Okay, So so so you you singing
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: you a seven coach brand, that's what you're saying. So
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Isaiah starting because he just because because hey, they just
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: picked him the start. You are crazy. First of all,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to talk to my husband because these
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: accusations are ridiculous and out of control. Like, I don't
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: know who the do you think you are coming from
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: the house excusing me of sleeping with the coach my
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: son earnest positions on the team. It's like, what the
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: who you think you are? You are? Hey? But who
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: who is your? Who? Who is that? My husband is Curtis?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: So you don't know because you may never showed up
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: for your own damn son. Okay, Curtis your your little
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: name Curtis Okay, Okay, So I'll tell you what I need.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I need to talk to Curtis. You know what I
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: need to do. Oh, you're gonna more than talk to Curtis.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: You're gonna catch some hands from Curtis with that mouth. Okay,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: ah good, so so so let me answer this. You're saying,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: like Curtis that drive trucks, that Curtis I'm talking about Curtis,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: my husband and my house. You don't know who we
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: are because it ain't never showed up. You ain't nobody,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Your kid is nobody, whole. Don't call his book, and
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: you need to call back into whatever the whole you
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: came out of, because I am not here for this.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Curtis is a truck driver, right, Yeah, you're lucky he
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: ain't on your ostober yet. Oh okay, okay, you're trying
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: my Curtis. Nah nah nah? Can I tell you something
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: else or that I don't found out of my Curtis?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Then I tell you that I don't. I don't, I don't.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I kind of don't want to hear anything that comes
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: out of your mouth. At this point, Let's say you
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: we gonna just last thing I'm gonna say out of
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: my mouth? Can I just hid you what I know,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: my Curtase you better make it quick. I'm gonna make
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: it quick. Curtis got me to playing phone call you.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy. Can this from the Steve Harvey
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Morning Show? You just got pranked by your husband? Curchased?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Are you? We're in the radio right now? No? You
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: right now? But you're going on in the morning though.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Oh my, couldn't it like? My heart is racing right now?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Can phone and tear up your throat? Can mean my
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: husband put you up to this? Your husband got me
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to call your baby. He said, your son is an
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: amazing quarterback. I said, cool, We're gonna do this, yo.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: You don't understand. My chest feels like a vice right now.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I want to kick and throw. Oh my god, all right,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: can be a twenty twenty. You gotta tell me one thing.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: What's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: in the land Steve Harvey in the morning? Oh my god?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: And sweating yo? Quarterback? She was not having it. She
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: had had it too for you. What it's a real mama.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: That's how you know her son good? Because she got
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: mad right off her hold on, hold on the couch
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: the coach. But your ragged ass boy ain't even start everybody. No,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: he ain't got no home. Yeah, oh my goodness. Somebody
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: got to do it. Call somebody got to do it.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: And I'm doing it tonight. I'm doing it tonight in
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: the Bay Area. That's pleasant in California. Baby, the Nephew
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: would be in town. It's Tommy Tas Comedy Club. That's tonight,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday tickets. Don't see her right now, laying
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: in the cut. Already told you, doping Alabama. The Nephew
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: is coming March to seventh and then March fourteenth, Montgomery, Alabama.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I'm in the gump. Get your tickets, all ticket mastered
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  Speaker 1: out and then Stupid on the way. Stupid is on
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: the way. He's right here with us today and every day. Right,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: all right, nephew, wait, wait for you, Wait till the
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: next hour. You're gonna be praying for me again. I
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: ain't you think I'm through today? I guess you got
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: some motion. Wow, get some security solemn alls. I'm saying,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up threatens you with his stupidity. Yeah,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: in coming coming up at the top of the hour.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Entertainment and national news. Right after this, you're listening to
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: morning show coming up in twenty minutes. What are our
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: listeners or should I say former listeners at this point
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: is upset with the Strawberry letter and Steve's advice to
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: a married couple that was divided over politics. Okay, so
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: we'll get into that. We'll talk about it in about
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes, about twenty minutes after the hour, okay. But
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: right now in today's entertainment news, people are looking to
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: make a buck off items from a Kobe Bryant memorial
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: on eBay. So they've been stopped. eBay is actively working
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: to remove all the items from the site. I'm talking shirts, pins, programs,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: and other items from Monday's memorial service at the Stable
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Center hit eBay this week. One extra large shirt sold
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: for like two thousand and twenty five dollars. Multiple listings
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: had disappeared from eBay over the past twenty four hours. However,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: now this is according to eBay, they have a policy
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: that prohibits the sale of merchandise images from profiting off
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: of human tragedy or suffering, and they are notifying sellers.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: So I mean it's a good thing for eBay. Thank
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: you yeah, wow, that's crazy right, over two thousand dollars.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: But you all have to be smart too, now you
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: kind of have to be smart. What do you mean
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: where where did these people get this Kobe Bryant paraphernilia.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: They are saying, well, the programs from the from the memorial,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: the programs and all that stable center. I'm sure. Yeah,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: the programs and all that stuff pends, That's what they're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: But they can't tell it anyway. Yeah, even if it is. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: you can't profit up human tragedy or suffering on not
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: from eBay well good for eBay. Yeah yeah. Well. In
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: other news, the heiress of the Hot Pockets fortune guys, well,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: she's gotten five months in prison for her involvement in
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: the college admissions bribery scandal. Her name is Michelle janevs Hanovs,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: whose family invented the tasty sandwiches hot pockets. Uh you
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: guys know, yeah, they say hot pockets prison to it.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I knew it. Well. She pleaded guilty to paying one
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars two daughters. Oh is it. The Hot
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Pockets is one of the top sellers at the Commissive
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: that's why she's so rich. Uh she paid a hundred
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: dollars to help her two daughters cheat on college entrance exams,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: to pay another one hundred thousand dollars, and uh, yeah,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: she agreed to pay another two hundred thousand dollars for
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: one of the girls to be set up to look
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: like a beach volleyball recruit to get admitted to US. Type.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, it didn't. It wasn't. It wasn't either
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: one like the other girl pleaded guilty and took the
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: lesser right and was only in there for two weeks
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: and end up doing three days. Okay, but this one
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: here decided she was gonna fight it. Another woman you're
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: thinking about, Lord Laughlin. Her trial isn't come up till
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: later this year. Yeah, she needed I'm telling you right now,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Well she needed to pay attention. See, if you're going
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: there to fight, you got five months. So what's her name?
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Lori Loughlin? You get asked down there, Copper police. They
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: need to talk to black people about how to do
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: this here because a lot of other fighting it. Yeah,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: see a lot of non blacks they don't understand how
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: this system works. You talked to some black people, Lord Loughlin,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: need to call these people up Copper plea and I
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: asked them same two weeks, due them three days. Can
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: ass home. Yeah, and we got to move on now.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Time for today's headlines. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss and Tripp Hey,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: thank you very much had advice, Steve, very good. This
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: is entrept the news, you know. For the first time
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: since the coronavirus has reported out of Wuhan, China, last December,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: more of the new cases get this are being reported
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: from outside China than inside. COVID nineteen, as it's called,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: has most recently been reported in Algeria, Austria, Croatia, Switzerland,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Italy and Brazil. So in other words, it's now turned
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: up on every continent except and Arctica. Also, Japan closed
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: its elementary junior in high schools till the end of
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: this month in order to kind of guard against it
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: and bring and make sure people are safe. Worldwide, COVID
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: nineteen has infected more than eighty thousand people and aware
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: of national as well as international fears, President Trump said
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: yesterday that Vice President penc will be in charge and
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: that as far as the US is concerned, we're at
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: the ready. We're working with virtually every state, and we
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: do have plans on the largest scave we needed. We
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: don't think we're going to need it, but you know,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: you always have to be prepared. And again Congress is
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: talking to us about funding and we're getting far more
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: than what we have store, and I guess the best
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: thing to do is take it. Yea, Trump had asked
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: for like two billion. Republicans say no, we need four billion.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Democrats say no, we need eight million, eight billion. Rather
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: for President Obama calling on all South Carolina television stations
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: to stop running an ad put together by a pro
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Trump superpack. It's an ad that uses mister Obama's words
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: out of context to make a misleading attack on Joe Biden.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: They say that's falsely. He didn't do that and that's
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: not true. To get it off. Meanwhile, Joe Biden got
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: some really good news yesterday. Democratic Congressman James Clyburn announced
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: his support for the former Vice president. We know Joe,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: but most imputantly Joe knows us. I don't. Chawie is
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: making the greatness of this country accessible and affordable for all.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: If it's healthcare, is it accessible? Is it affordable education,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: is it accessible housing? Energy? Nigging it accessible and affordable?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: And nobody with whom worked in public life is in
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: the move committed to that fledge. Then Joe Biden South
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Carolina primaries on Saturday. Biden has been leading in the
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: polls in that stage. Just hours after being fired, a
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: man returned to a brewery in Milwaukee and shot and
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: kill five former co workers before turning the gun on himself.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Former Baltimore Mayor Katherine Peugh to be sentenced on federal
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: fraud and tax charges today. Three words. It's about time
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: the House Representatives overwhelmingly approved legislation making lynching a federal
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: hate crime for the first time in US history. But
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: guess what the vote wasn't unanimous. Today's National Kiss a
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Kiddies Day. You can talk and talk to your face.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Now back to Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. So the other day, Steve, we have
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: this strawberry letter. It was a house divided over politics.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: A lady lost her job, she claims over a trade
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: agreement issues, and she blamed President Obama. Now she's a
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: big Trump supporter and her husband does not support her decision.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: At all. She even made a donation to Trump's campaign.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: She told her husband if he didn't like it, he
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: could leave. So, Steve, you told them to get a divorce. Well,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: a listener wrote in, and she's very, very angry with
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: your advice, she emailed us. Here we go, Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I listened to your morning show every single morning. I
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: listened to you faithfully, and I have finally come to
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: the point where I'm just about done. After the crap
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I heard yesterday, or after the crap I heard today,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't vote Trump, but you went way
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: too far telling a man to divorce his wife before
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: she supports the Trump campaign because she supports the tramp campaign.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Trump campaign, First of all, you are a rich man,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: so how do you think that happened capitalism today? You
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: lost eight listeners just in my family. You want to
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: break apart marriages because they don't share a political view.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: You might not like Trump's mouth, neither do I, but
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: not a racist, and as a politician, he's good at
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: his job. We aren't here to judge him personally. We
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: are here to judge his job as president. And yes,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: he fired people in his cabinet. Would you work with
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: people that were secretly leaking stuff out at your office?
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Hypocrisy at its best. Goodbye, Steve Harvey and Shirley exclamation mark.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: If I were you, I'd stop preparing. I'd start preparing
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: a public apology for your racism. All of our graves
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: are the same size. In the end, I tell jokes
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: for a living. I tell jokes. All of these Strawberry
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: letters are not life changing, a life altering advice tips
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: that I gil. I didn't think it was that serious myself.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I tell jokes for a living. Now. I know you
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: think that because you wrote this letter, and I'm just
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: saying I was joking. I did not let me tell
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: you something. After I did that Strawberry letter, I ain't
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: think no more about it that day. It wasn't appoint
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: a subject a conversation. Sure didn't call me and go, Steve,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: did you really mean what you said? I I was
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: sitting in my house and my wife going, you know
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: what somebody did today? I mighty fitting a stable to
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: somebody that support Trump until this morning, and Shirley read this,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: that Strawberry letter, as do none of the rest of them.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Even into my day. This show I have said a
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: thousand times is for enlightenment, entertainment and inspiration, and entertainment
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: is a big part of this show. I don't give
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: a damn by Donald Trump. Now you know you're a
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: lot of laws eight listeners because you don't get the joke.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: But I'm not apologizing for nothing, and I ain't preparing
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: no I'm sorry statement I tell yoke and for living right.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: And if you didn't like them for the record, tune
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: in tomorrow. I have others I ain't coming up in
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: thirty four minutes after the hour. Hold on to that thought, Steve,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: We'll have more. I'm this angry listener who disagree with us.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Here we go listener very angry with us over our
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: response to the Strawberry letter. H This letter yesterday was
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: called a House Divided over Politics. It was about a
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: woman who lost her job, she claims over a trade
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: agreement issues. She blamed President Obama. She's now because of
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: her new job in with the Black Republican. She's a
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: big Trump supporter. Her husband does not support her decision
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: at all. She told him that if he doesn't like
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: the fact that she made a five hundred dollars camp
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: don't campaign contributions to the Trump campaign. That he could
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: leave if he didn't like it. All of that. So, now, Steve,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: what do you want to say? What else he said?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Do you want to say? He did? He talked to
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: a lawyer about divorce, he said, I told him go ahead,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Not no, I told him ahead. See now what you're
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: writing in here telling me you ain't listening to the
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: show no more because you didn't like my advice. I
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: didn't give him advice. I tell jokes. I don't know
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: if you if you listen to the show every day
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: these strawberry letters. The majority of the time I try
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: to say something humorous about the letter. The majority of
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: the time. The only time I stopped to give concise
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: advice and get pointed is when a young girl writes
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: in and needs some fatherly advice, or a young man
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: writes in and needs some fatherly advice. All y'all grown
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: ass people is writing in talk about leaving your wife
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: because she gave five hundred dollars to the Trump campaign. Man,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: leave her ass if that's breaking up your marriage. Back now,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: as far as preparing an apology that will not be happening,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: not over these jokes Jesus jokes for those that are
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: just tuning in. A lady a listener wrote a letter
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: to disagree with your response to this straw, and she
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: wants you to apologize because she's not listening anymore. Why
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: are we apologizing? If what I'll tell you what this
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: she is you're a capitalist too. You ain't know that,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: did you? Oh? Yeah, she told me. She said you rich,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: You're a capitalist. Okay, that's why I don't care for
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders that much. I understand that. Well, I don't
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: care for him that much. I'll vote for him if
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: he run. If he did nominee, I'll vote for him.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: But I don't care for him that much because I
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: don't like Yeah, I don't like that title. So you
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: know I'm a capitalist? Yeah I am, But ain't everybody
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: on this show as a capitalist. Everybody is not coming
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: down here unless they get capital. You better talk society, okay,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: surely not. She is not coming in here you if
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: she don't get her capital. So, ma'am, I don't know
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: what to say to you. I apologize for the fact
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: that you didn't get the joke. But that's all that is.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: And I won't be doing any of that. She said,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: if I were, you had started preparing a public apology
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: for your racism, all of our graves are the same
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: size in the end. Now that line right there. So
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: you're gonna kill me because I think Donald Trump has
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: done some racist stuff. Excuse me? Is it is it
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: not racist to ban seven Muslim countries from traveling or
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: everybody in countries for terrorists? You a threat to us?
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Is it building the wall? One of the bigger, taller
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: wall is denying these young uh people who have been
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: in this country dreamer citizenship. That's not hanging that over
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: the head. I just think it is. Now do I
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: hate him? No? No, I don't hate people on both
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: sides at a KKK rally. Yeah, that was kind of funking,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: you know. And the thing about it is the man
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: was considering divorce himself. I mean, it wasn't you getting married?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: He said, I've seen an attorney. I can't take this.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about a divorce. I said, get you one. Hey,
• 43:40
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• 43:57
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Dame Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject is You're
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: not as sexy as you think you are. Right now,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: nephew is in the building with today's prank phone call.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: What do you have for us today? Now? I got it?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Call it. This is go, sir, This is redempt redemp, redemp,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: redempt redempt. Yeah, let's go get Hello. Hello, I'm trying
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: to reach Pastor Henry. Oh this Pastor Henry. Oh. How
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: are you doing, sir? You as a Greater New Hope Baptist? Right?
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I am my answers cold. My
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: name is Patrick, My name Patrick Davis. Uh are you
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: doing there? How you doing, sir? I went there to
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: your church a bottom about two and a half years ago.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I went there and me, yeah, we got our kids
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: baptized there. Are you coming back to us or are you? Uh? Uh?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: What's your current church? Holl Well, we haven't been in
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: a minute, you know, but you you you baptized my
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: my son and my daughter kareem right, you baptize them.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think you. I mean, I'm sure
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: you do a lot of people. But yeah, I was
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: about to say I do a lot. I can't really
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: pinpoint a name like that. You said it was about
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, two three, by showing up
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: between two and between two and three years ago, you
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: you Ballti, my my little girl and my son. Okay,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I bless on that. I'm I'm glad I was able
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: to do that Servicely, I was wondering, how did you
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: get my number? Usually anything like this usually get handled
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: with the church, you know, one of my deacons or
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: my secretary. But uh uh did you uh call the
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: church and they gave you my number? Um? This this
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: guy at the church, let me see. His name is
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: oh Dobs brother, brother Dobs, brother, brother Dob gave you
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: my phone number, my information, brother Dogs. I got this
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: from brother Dog that I could reach you. Now you
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: know him, right, he's one of your deacons. I that's
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: a good man right there. I know him many years. Okay,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: him my rouson. For wanting to talk to you directly. Okay,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Like I said, you baptize my little girl Taylor and
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: my son Kareem. What I baptizing is supposed to be
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: you cleansing them and you watching them, because he probably
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: hear my problems. You baptize my kids, but there ain't
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: nothing shamed. They grade still bad. He still didn't obed.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I don't see where your back look. But if you
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: don't fund him, if you just let me spin it,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I don't see where your baptizing has done anything. And
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I know that I spent when I was there. I
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: want that money back now now, Okay, now you confuse me.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I think you know we need to
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: stop this madness right now because you're talking about you
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: a money back baptime. I'm I'm with baptis your kids.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I've been at this church up for many years, so
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I won't doubt that I'm probably the pastor you're looking for.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: But I just don't understand what you're trying to get
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: at here. The baptism did I'm saying you're supposed to
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: when when when people get baptized, they're supposed to cham cleansing. Okay,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I see yesh pleass them, but well, if my kids,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: let me let me ask you. I'm just trying to brother,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just just trying to get to the bottom of this,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Because she's like when I
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: couldn't understand how you got my numbers. The bottom of
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: it is, yo, Yo, baptizing ain't doing nothing. My kids
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: were still grades. They still this over that why they
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: haven't been coming to church. You said you're not going
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: to any congregation. Maybe you guys need to come on
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: back to church sitting or some sermons. You know. I
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: even work with your one on one, but um, I can't.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I can't do nothing about the grades in school. I mean,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: and and and and overall that when you when you
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: have them, I should see a change in them. And
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I don't see a change. But all the times I
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: was going to your church, I'm paying for these tides.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Well I'm not getting anything, hey man. All at the
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: end of the day, Past Hendry, I want my money back.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: That's what That's what we have. That's brother David. That's
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: not how it worked. Brother. You hit you understand, I'm
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: not I'm not trying to raise my voice at you.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: But you y'all over them, y'a all over the place
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: you went. Money back. I don't understand. What what what can
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I do for you. I can tell you now what
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you can do. My kids and I have got the
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: baptized over there with you all that time I was
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: going to your church. I'm paying kne tis, playing knee ti,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: paying knee ta, and I get my kids baptized. But
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: the time is gonna have nothing to do with the baptism.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: The times had something to do with all the time
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I spent over there, and I'm not getting anything. Brother,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: And that's what you call in the world. Am I
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: gonna figure out how much CORDI came? I know it's
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: think about that. I know exactly. No, no, no, no,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: you're hauling my home with this nonsense. You're not even
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: as a number of my congregation. And I just don't
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: like it. Who do you think you your boy? Just
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: because you're gonna you're a man of the trouble. Don't
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: mean that's because I'm a man raised guy. Don't mean
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I can't cut your dout. You understand that, Brother, If
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: it's something you need to deal with, you need to
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: talk to people at the church. Why do I need
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: to talk for brother dogs when I'm talking about do
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: not need to the problem right now? You're a problem bash,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I'm a problem. I just put a bunch of tide
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: money and I won't I know exactly how much I
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: spent over there, and I want my money bad brother
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: about that? That's what I care about. Your time? So
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: that I said your time? Want me to spell it out? Oh? Well, here,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: kids or you look spell out. I bet they know
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: how to spell it. Oh, don't be calling me about
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: no damn behavior issues with your kids. You're back time.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: That's the question you need to be asking. Is you
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: living your life? Think the five? Huh? You know what?
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: You know what? Brothers? I didn't got outside myself, and
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, brothers. I should not be using fire language
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: since I think what's going on. We need to we
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: need to get you and your children, your wife. Come
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: on down the service on Sunday. I will sit with
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: you as long as I can. I truly, I truly
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: think counseling and talking is the only way out of it.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: We should not be fighting on this phone now. Once again,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I hope you accept my apology for my language. Now,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: can I ask you something? Go ahead, son, I can
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: hear you, okay. Brother Dobbs tells me that you and
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: him are together. Y'all together some mornings having called you
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: and brother Dogs are every morning that that I'm not
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: there either function or doing something for the building maintenance
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: to the church. Yeah, we definitely. He's a good brother.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Like I told you, I knew him for many years.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Right right, And he's saying that when y'all having confid
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: that y'all y'all listening to the radio, is that right? Yeah,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: well fools, y'all be listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: it's always on the radio. He fast was so fun.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: This is this is nephew timmy man from the Steve
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Brother Dog just got me to break
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: phone call. You didn't know now the brother Dog here
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: about this? He didn't want game in your number. I'm
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: too scared to cuss another word. Let's take the thing
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: out of my character. I didn't think I didn't did
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: enough for a life. Talk of that, I'm gonna tell
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: you right now. I'm probably as really didn't come. And
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I tell my congression all the time. I even slip up.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: So I think it would only be ready to let
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: me ask you something, man, what is the baddest And
• 51:53
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• 51:55
  Speaker 1: you already know, man the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: what y'all think I didn't. I didn't cuss him. He
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: cussed me though I ain't cuss him. I ain't cuss him.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: You pushed too far time I did. But let me
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: ask you. Ain't that what I'm supposed to do? Yeah?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: But now you wrong for this? Want me going to
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: his church? Right? All right? Y'all right, he's gonna be
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: all right, good lord, good last apologizing and everything. That's
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  Speaker 1: make a big announcement and tell y'all what's going on
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Easter weekend. I'm hooking up with Bishop T. D. Jakes. Yes,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I am boy. I'm telling you that stupid. I ain't
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: pranking him. I don't be stupid with Bishop ja. Please
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: don't mess up to Moneys, Judge Red get Riddy. All right,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up next Strawberry letters subject You're
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: not as sexy as you think you are. Okay, we'll
• 53:14
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• 53:19
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  Speaker 1: hold on tight, We got it for you. Here. It
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: is Strawberry Letter. Subject You're not as sexy as you
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: think you are. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty year
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: old married woman and my husband and I have been
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: together for six years. We have a three year old son,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: and since I have the baby, our intimacy has gotten
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: a little stale. We tried role playing, watching video, and
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: talking dirty to keep the magic going, but nothing helped.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: A friend suggested we put a full length mirror next
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: to our bed because it worked for her and her hubby.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: They loved watching themselves getting it on. My husband and
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: I decided to try it. We bought a big mirror
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: and put it right next to our bed. The first
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: night we got busy, I was disgusted and utterly mortified
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: at what I saw I haven't lost all the weight
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: from when I was pregnant, and seeing myself from those
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: angles and in the crazy positions my husband likes. I
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: was ashamed at what I saw, and he did not
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: look that great either. I was so turned off by
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: watching us get it on, but my husband loved it.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I tried to keep my eyes closed, but he wanted
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: me to look him in the eye the entire time.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I faked it. I faked it until he was done.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: He asked me if I loved it, and I ll
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: heck no, I didn't. I don't like it at all.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: He said that I had to get used to it
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: because he feels like our sex life is back to normal.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I want to crack the mirror and throw it out.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I tactfully told him that he's overweight and so am I,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: but he said he doesn't care how he looks, and
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: the mirror is staying. I have been dieting since then
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: to get myself back in shape, and I've lost a
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: few pounds, but he is not working out or dieting,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: so I'm stuck looking at his big, wide naked behind
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: all the time. How do I tell him I knew
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: you were gonna like that life. How do I tell
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: him that he is not sexy without insulting him or
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: making him feel self conscious? Please advise? Well, I mean,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm glad at least you found something thanks
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: to your good friends to help you get your groove
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: back A big mirror. Who knew that was the answer
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: because you said your sex life have been getting stale,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: so this is good. I mean you could look at
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: this at least a couple of different ways. You can
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: choose to concentrate on your partner's body like you've done,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: and not, you know, get into the act itself. That
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: would be boring and utterly disgusting, as you said, because
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: you couldn't get past his body or yours at the time.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: The other way you could look at it is just
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: to go with the moment and forget what he looks like, just,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: you know, get into it. The good thing is that
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: it did motivate you. I'll say this to get in
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: better shape for yourself, which is good for your health.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: But you want to know, how do you tell him
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: that he's not sexy because you don't want to do
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: it without insulting him or making him feel self conscious?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, you said you said, you told him that
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: you didn't like it, and he said, well he did
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: in the merest staying. So you got to try and
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: persuade him, you know, and in the best way you can.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: And sounds like you know how to do it, because
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: he's happy now to let him know that. You know
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: why to you guys, you know good healthy, eat better
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: so you can look good in the mirror. That turns
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: you on. You have to tell him stuff like that
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: so he'll get into it, all right. I think if
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: you tell him in that way, you know he won't
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: feel self conscious about it and you won't insult him,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Well, well, well, well you ain't as
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: sexy as you think you are. Well, this thirty year
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: old married woman her husband been together six years and
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: got three year old, and h you're that intimacy kind
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: of got a little stale. So they tried some things,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: you know, they were doing role playing, they've been watching
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: videos talking dirty, but nothing to help. A friend of
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: yours told y'all, y'all need to get a full left mirror,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: put it next to y'all's bed and and look at
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: y'all self. Now, the first night y'all did it? You
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: got disgusted and utterly mortified at what you saw because
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: you ain't lost all the weight from when I was pregnant.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: And that's understandable. You know that baby weight. It's hard
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: to get it off, but you didn't. You Now you're
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: too hard on yourself now and you've been seeing yourself
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: from all these angles in the crazy position. Your husband
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: like you ain't know you look like that? See you
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: know why because you're looking at yourself from the side.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I have four worn y'all. The best way to look
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: at yourself naked is fresh out the shower. Don't dry
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: off and walk directly, head on straight to the middle.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: That's your absolute best naked body. Don't dry off, and
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: do not turn sideway. No, I came out. See. I
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: came out the bathroom one time taking a shower, and
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: I was going over to MC and I walked past
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: the mirror and I ran right quick because I thought
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: somebody was in the bathroom and it was my fat ass.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: It was me. I thought somebody was in the bathroom. Yeah,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: it was because I looked at myself from the side,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: So to you seeing yourself from the side, I was ashamed.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: And he didn't look that great either. You got so
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: turned off watching, but your husband liked it. I tried
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: to keep my eyes closed, but he wanted me to
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: look him in the eye the entire time. Oh yeah,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: that's a turn on right there. I faked it till
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: he was done. He asked me if I loved I
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: said hell nah. He said, you better get used to it,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: because we're back and I'm gonna keep it like that.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: So now he keeping the mirror and you trying to
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: figure out how to tell him he's not sexy without
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: insulting him or make him feel self. Come. I had
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: that answer for you, So as we go. Right at
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour, Today's Strawberry Letters subject
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: You're not as sexy as you think you are. We'll
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject You're not
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  Speaker 1: as sexy as you think you are. Yeah, they didn't
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  Speaker 1: mess right about this mirror listening to a friend of hers,
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  Speaker 1: A friend told him me to add spice and tea sex.
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  Speaker 1: When they put the mirror up and they got busy.
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  Speaker 1: The woman did not like the way she looked because
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  Speaker 1: she ain't lost her baby weight. She got three year old,
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  Speaker 1: and she was mortified at the way she looked from
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  Speaker 1: some of the angles that her and her husband had
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  Speaker 1: her doing. So she didn't like it. She was ashamed.
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  Speaker 1: But here the thing was, he didn't look that great either,
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  Speaker 1: So she was so turned off by us getting it
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  Speaker 1: on that she tried to close her eyes. Now he
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  Speaker 1: wanted me. He wanted her to look at her in
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  Speaker 1: the eye the entire time, so she faked that he
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  Speaker 1: was gone. He asked me if I loved and I said,
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  Speaker 1: hell naw, I don't like it all. Well, he said,
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  Speaker 1: you better get used to it, because if we feel
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  Speaker 1: like our sex life is back, I want to crack
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  Speaker 1: that mirror and throw it out. Now I'm gonna show
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  Speaker 1: you how to do that with tomorrow night. You wessel
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  Speaker 1: heels and then act like you get good to you
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  Speaker 1: and hand your leg off the bed and kick it.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta cracked the mirror and break it. It'll be over
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  Speaker 1: and hear fact, it's because he was really bringing it.
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  Speaker 1: All you want to do is screwed over to the
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  Speaker 1: edge of the bed and let that leg fall and
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  Speaker 1: kick that damn mill with him. Heels on ocause we
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  Speaker 1: can get rid of light. But I tactfully told him
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  Speaker 1: he's overweight, and so in my he said, he don't
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  Speaker 1: kill how he loved, and the mirror staid I've been
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  Speaker 1: dying since then to get myself back in shape. I've
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  Speaker 1: lost a few pounds, but he ain't working out or that,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm stuck looking at his big, wide naked behind
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  Speaker 1: all the time. How do I tell him he's not
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  Speaker 1: sexy without insulting him or making him feel self conscious?
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  Speaker 1: Here's what you got to do. When a man think
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  Speaker 1: he bringing it, you can't insult him. So what you
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  Speaker 1: have to do is you have to insult him, but
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  Speaker 1: in complimentary insulting ways. You have to insult him, but
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  Speaker 1: in complimentary sexy ways. Oh, come on, fat daddy got stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: spank me with your fat. You know, you got to
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  Speaker 1: say stuff like that to turn him home. And but then'
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  Speaker 1: here go what spank me with your fat? You know?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I see your fat boy? Oh bring it? Oh
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  Speaker 1: Peel's bread dough boy can't be this good. You got
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  Speaker 1: to say stuff like that. You're white bringing it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just start saying, he said, the class is
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  Speaker 1: coming to town. Oh, sa coming to time. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: got to do that. You got to come up with
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  Speaker 1: names and oh, fat albut is in the building. You
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  Speaker 1: got to say stuff like that, but say it during
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  Speaker 1: sex where he after while he got way mine? Who
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  Speaker 1: the hell are you calling? Fat? Album? But I was
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  Speaker 1: just looking at me, a baby, that's who you mad me?
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  Speaker 1: Don't stop keep going, and you just got you got
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  Speaker 1: to crack him with insults that are complimentary, complimentary insults,
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  Speaker 1: right will he got the message? You think one of them,
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  Speaker 1: one of them gonna be the real really be striking
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  Speaker 1: herd with it. You just gotta say stuff fence dominanto.
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  Speaker 1: You got you say it like that, you know, Oh
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  Speaker 1: look at my little butterball turkey. You know. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: better come on with your big white naked ass. Just
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  Speaker 1: look how wide you is? Boy? You might not be long?
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  Speaker 1: But who are you? Why wait a minute? What what
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  Speaker 1: did she say? Oh? You ain't doing nothing? Who you?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't yet? I can't even see the headboard. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you got some bad anything at your stomach? O my stomach? It? Yeah? Man,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know, hold up, you know I appreciate you,
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  Speaker 1: you know, getting into it and that thing, but you
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  Speaker 1: don't you don't think you're saying a little bit too much. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm just saying what I see. That's all I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see something, say something, see something, say something.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm all I can go. I'm just you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean here, all this mirror, all this mirror, all
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  Speaker 1: these angles and everything. Come on, Oh, mister Wace, what
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do tonight? All right? Thank you, Steve. We
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  Speaker 1: got the message, all right. Post your comments on today's
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  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show coming up at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Carla's Reality Update. But right now, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: please introduce our girl from the Talk, the One and
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  Speaker 1: Only Ladies and Gentlemen, Sheryl Underwood. What thank you Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey for that dignified introduction. Hey, Julia, do you segment
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  Speaker 1: when you got time anyway, this is what I really
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  Speaker 1: need to do, jul You know, I'm getting on a
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  Speaker 1: plane and I'm going to South Carolina. Now this is
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  Speaker 1: for real. Well really, I'm already here. Okay, let me
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  Speaker 1: just make a flame for everybody. I'm already in South Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: And what am I doing in South Carolina. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to talk to the presidential campaigns. I'm just gonna walk
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  Speaker 1: up to them like a citizen of these United States.
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  Speaker 1: And my question is what are you going to do
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  Speaker 1: to turn up to turn out? That's our new thing,
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  Speaker 1: brothers and sisters, turning up to turn out. Why Because
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  Speaker 1: if we don't get in the process, they gonna pick
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  Speaker 1: somebody for us. And this debate did not make anybody
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  Speaker 1: feel good about anybody running. Now, for everybody that got
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  Speaker 1: mad at me last week for talking about Bernie Sanders,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay for real on this Bernie Sanders thing.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot get up in praise for del Castro and
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  Speaker 1: think you're gonna get in the White House. They want
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  Speaker 1: you to do that. You can't sell all these stories
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  Speaker 1: about what you're gonna do but don't know how to
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  Speaker 1: pay for it, because no neck McConnell is waiting for you.
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  Speaker 1: They gonna keep the Senate, The republic is gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: the Senate. But I'll be sitting in the Republican medias
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  Speaker 1: listening to the plan and this is not gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: Elizabeth Warren. You criticize Michael Bloomberg and it still didn't
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  Speaker 1: increase your position in the polls. They arguing about stuff
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  Speaker 1: that they ain't did in the possessions they had in
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  Speaker 1: the positions they had, Guca Gay, what the Buddhist has
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. If the Nigros in South ben Indiana ain't
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  Speaker 1: fucking then who's gonna be funning that? We're gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: it real. So here's my question to all of them
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  Speaker 1: that I will be asking all of them, since they
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  Speaker 1: keep wanting to invite me to take pictures, what are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna do to turn up the turnout and tend
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  Speaker 1: to the DNC. What money are you going to invest
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  Speaker 1: in black radio and black newspapers so that you can
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  Speaker 1: speak directly to us, Because according to everybody on that stage,
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  Speaker 1: they raising money and they got it and ain't none
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: of it came to us. So here's what I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to do. I'm in South Carolina, so when you see
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  Speaker 1: me brothers and sister. Who do you know what? I'm
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  Speaker 1: about to do my question, and I'm gonna start with
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  Speaker 1: Tom Stya because he's the only one whose wife wanted
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  Speaker 1: to talk to me. If you do not buy spots
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  Speaker 1: on black radio like dots, then I'm not any interviews
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  Speaker 1: on this show. Hey, Steve, I gotta wait for us
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  Speaker 1: to do it. Can I come back in the next segment.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you how we could do it. We
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  Speaker 1: started a break. We'll be back with more of the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: We've asked Cheryl to um stay for this break so
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  Speaker 1: we continue this political conversation. You were saying that you
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  Speaker 1: want to make sure that these politicians who are making
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  Speaker 1: all these promises spend money in black radio. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I think that Sheryl is onto something because you know,
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  Speaker 1: could stop assuming that we are just going to vote
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  Speaker 1: for you because you're Democrat, or we're gonna vote for
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  Speaker 1: you just because you make an appearance on the show.
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  Speaker 1: I think that money is spent on Rush Limbaugh, Hannity.
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  Speaker 1: I think money is spent on my Man Seacrest. I
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  Speaker 1: know money is spent on radio spots candidates, but very
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  Speaker 1: rarely did we see money spent on black radio. And
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  Speaker 1: so I think that this year, and I want to
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  Speaker 1: hear your thoughts on this, Sherrill. I really want to
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  Speaker 1: make concerted effort. And it's just about and you can
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  Speaker 1: call it what you want to call it. But in
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  Speaker 1: all fairness, respect our vote like you respect everybody else's vote.
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  Speaker 1: Don't assume that I'm gonna just crack this, Mike and
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  Speaker 1: put you in the White House. They spots like everybody else.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you are spending money. Y'all know what this
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  Speaker 1: business is. This is a capitalistic society. Like a lady
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  Speaker 1: said on about me on the email, and Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: you're a capitalist. Okay, yeah, I want capital for everything
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  Speaker 1: on my list. So I'm a capitalist, right. So this
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  Speaker 1: is this is my thought when in twenty sixteen, remember
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  Speaker 1: you and I and other radio entities came together with
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  Speaker 1: Black Radio Solidarity Day to drive souls to the polls. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do Black Radio Solidarity period. We already have
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  Speaker 1: four hundred and thirty eight radio entities signed up. Go
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  Speaker 1: to www dot Black Radio Solidarity dot com under this portal.
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  Speaker 1: This is why I'm walking up to candidates and going
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  Speaker 1: tell me how much money do you plan on spending
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  Speaker 1: to turn up to turn out that you're gonna put
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: not just in black radio, but in black newspapers, on
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: social media influencers. What are you going to do? Were
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: wrapping buses? We're gonna drive all the way August. You
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  Speaker 1: got to get the young people to remember what you
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  Speaker 1: wanted them to do. And I think if we join
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  Speaker 1: together and we say to the DNC, first you need
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  Speaker 1: to be putting some money over here. You they what,
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  Speaker 1: this is what they say? Everybody trust you, everybody know you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, then you trust me enough to invest in
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: me holding this microphone and speaking to people. Am I right?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: Steve Army? Am I right with this? Yeah? I think
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  Speaker 1: I think that. I think because I want to just
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  Speaker 1: issue a statement to all the Democratic oh candidates. Yeah, listen, man,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: buy some time, just like y'all buying Bloomberg. Now, I'll
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: give Bloomberg credit for this to me me, so far,
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  Speaker 1: he's the only one that has a plan with an
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  Speaker 1: with the dollar amount attached to it to aid the
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  Speaker 1: black community to help it with some of its problems. Now, surely,
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  Speaker 1: and I we're talking about this off the air. It
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  Speaker 1: is true. We don't hear from politicians until this election
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  Speaker 1: time right now after they get in animal plans for
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  Speaker 1: black people. Now, ain't ain'timal nothing. That's why I've never
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  Speaker 1: I've never put my faith in politician and and and
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna put my faith in any of
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  Speaker 1: them now because I've yet to see the politician that
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  Speaker 1: gets in there and works tireishly. Now, what Obama did
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  Speaker 1: was the Healthcare Act was done to aid so many
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  Speaker 1: black people and so many white people. The education claus
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  Speaker 1: as he bought about aided so many black people, so
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  Speaker 1: many white people. We were your president of United States.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to be president for all people. But you
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  Speaker 1: also remember that all people have special needs, special concerns,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: and special ways that they got to go about it.
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  Speaker 1: And your policies have to do something to touch all
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  Speaker 1: of us. Black radio solidarity, all of us coming together,
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  Speaker 1: all of us need to come together and say, if
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  Speaker 1: you want our boat, you got to come and talk
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  Speaker 1: to us, answer questions, and put money on black radio
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  Speaker 1: and black news practice. That's all I can marry by.
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  Speaker 1: All right erl thank you so much. Yeah, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to federal health officials said that the spread of the
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: coronavirus is inevitable in the US despite the low key
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: response and reassurances from the President and his administration, and
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  Speaker 1: Shoe Shot Principal Director Deputy Director of the Centers for
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  Speaker 1: these Disease Control and Prevention said Tuesday and afternoon press conference,
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  Speaker 1: we believe the immediate at risk here in the United
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  Speaker 1: States remains low, and we're working hard to keep that
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  Speaker 1: risk low. But earlier in the day, another CDC official
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  Speaker 1: had a more dire warning. Nancy Massanier, the director of
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  Speaker 1: the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases at the CDC, said, ultimately,
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  Speaker 1: we expect we will see communities spread in the United States. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it is not a question of if this will happen,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: but when this will happen, and how many people in
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: this country will have severe illnesses. Wow. Yeah, that that
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  Speaker 1: is not good news. I mean, you know, but I'm
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: a little hesitant. But at that dire you know, what
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: do you call it? Prognmar prognosis? I just you know, look, man,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: when a bowler came out board, they had a heart
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: attack on right here, and everybody in here thinking the
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: disguise falling. I mean, at one point in time, man,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: somebody has to say, hey, look, we're monitoring this. We've
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: got it under control right now. As of right now,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: it's not a matter of where, but when. All Right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Vvy Morning showing some
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  Speaker 1: trending news at thirty three minutes after the hour. Right
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening, we're talking about the coronavirus and
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: how we're getting different responses from the Center for Disease Control. Um,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: the latest is it's not a question of if it'll
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  Speaker 1: happen in the US, but when it will happen in
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  Speaker 1: the US, and how many people in this country will
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: have severe illnesses. That's scary, scary sounding. You know, I'm
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: traveling all the time airport at the airport, when I
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: see these people with this mask thing on, is it
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: really is that helping? I mean, what are you saying? No? Yeah,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: I mean what are you breathing? You breathing? It's coming
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: through that, ain't it? Who is it stopping a sickness
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: from coming in? I didn't have before. It's just too
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: damn hot. Okay, Yeah, but they say it if you
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: have it, you won't spread it as well. If you
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: have to. But if you don't have it, what well
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: do they just breathe it. It's the touching too, the
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: surfaces you had this mask on or somebody slapping on
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: the back. It ain't doing no damn and what what well?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: It's got to enter a porous area of your body
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: for to mindous. You can't get it off your shirt.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: I mean you're not gonna get there somebody put on
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: your shirt, but your skin if you put your eyes
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: on your mouth and your skin is come in contact
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: with But it's a respiratory disease. So if a person
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: coughs her sneeze, the particles in the air the moisture
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: has that has that sickness in it, and because it
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: passes through the air, it does not lose its intensity.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: This is why I read this today, and that's why
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying it. Because you sneeze and the moisture
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: comes out and you have it's infected on you, it
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: doesn't diminish because it went into the air. If you
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: breathe right in or somebody in your face, or you
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: get it on your hand and put in your mouth
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: or your eye, you know it's spreading. So they're saying
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: that when you wear the mask. It keeps you from
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: touching your mouth and breathing in any airborne impurities directly
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: into it because it gets trapped on the map, and
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: you gotta constantly wash your hand. Wash your hand, so
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: like I'll be flying this weekend, so I'm gonna take
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: a lot of trail hand sanitizer and whites and I'm
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: gonna wipe my little area down and don't come over
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: here touching. Yeah that's right, Yeah, chass off the sink
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: literally be saying the same thing. Yeah, first class. Yeah,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: just be careful and please, you know, wash your hands
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: constantly and take precautions. Can you have sex with the mask? Yeah?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: You can't. All right, coming up, our our last break
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: of the day and some closing remarks from Steve Harvey
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: of forty nine minutes after the right after this, the
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: show is ignorant. You're listening, all right, Steve. Here we
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: are our last break of the day. It's the last
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: break up the day, Yes it is. And what are
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: you doing. It's been a good day, though, a good day.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Oh you weren't. Now we're used to it now, I know, Okay,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: we're so used to it now, don't spoil us. And
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: then try to take it away. Well, Jay started and
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: then he forgot how idea it's the last break of
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: the day. Ye now Jay, Jay, let it move us.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: But it's been a good Thursday. Good Thursday. Yeah, look
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: forward to Friday and here we go. Uh, let me
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: do this, you know. Um, I try to say things
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  Speaker 1: that are encouraging to people in my clothes remarks to
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  Speaker 1: give you some uplift. H But what I want to
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  Speaker 1: tell you about is in your climb to success and
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  Speaker 1: in your desire to become happy and whatever success he
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  Speaker 1: is to you, it doesn't matter to me. Everybody has
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  Speaker 1: to define it for themselves, just like everybody defines happening
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  Speaker 1: for themselves. But if you're trying to build something, if
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to get yourself together, if you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: go places, I want to just put a couple of
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  Speaker 1: things in your head. You've got to be conscious of
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  Speaker 1: the people that you surround yourself with. You know, you've
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  Speaker 1: all heard the old saying birds of a feather flock together.
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  Speaker 1: Association brings on participation. This is just the bottom line truth.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody told me one time, they said, Steve, name your
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  Speaker 1: five closest friends. So I named them. Then he said,
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  Speaker 1: describe them as people, and I described him and he said,
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  Speaker 1: thank you. He said, now I know what I need
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  Speaker 1: to know about you. I said, what do you mean
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  Speaker 1: by that? He said, If you name your five closest friends,
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  Speaker 1: and then you describe your five closest friends, you have
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  Speaker 1: just given me an overall description of you. Because you pick,
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  Speaker 1: you actually get to choose your friends, and you choose
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  Speaker 1: your friends for qualities that you like about them. You
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  Speaker 1: become friends with people because you have so many things
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  Speaker 1: in common. You don't have friends where you have nothing
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  Speaker 1: in common. You wouldn't pick them as your friend, would you. No,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't. And so what happens is in that experiment
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  Speaker 1: he gave me. I said, wow. So I started really
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  Speaker 1: taking inventory and started thinking about the people that were
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  Speaker 1: around me, and I discovered something. Man, that was some
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  Speaker 1: people around me that really weren't good for me. See,
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  Speaker 1: somebody sent me this one time. He said, A dead
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  Speaker 1: battery can't jump a dead battery. You gotta get away
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  Speaker 1: from people who can't charge your spirit when you need
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  Speaker 1: a jump. Oh, dead battery can't jump a dead battery.
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  Speaker 1: Get away from people who can't charge your spirit when
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  Speaker 1: you need a jump. How many times, man, have you
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  Speaker 1: needed some uplift? How many times have you needed a
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  Speaker 1: word of encouragement and the person you turned to had
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  Speaker 1: nothing for you but more of the same. You need
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  Speaker 1: some new people. You can't build an empire when you
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  Speaker 1: surround yourself with bulldozers waiting to tear you down. Surround
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  Speaker 1: yourself with people who will give you bricks and mortar
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  Speaker 1: and build a foundation for success. You got to really
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  Speaker 1: get conscious of the people that surround you, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling y'all, man, they play a role in your life.
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  Speaker 1: As long as they are around you and you're welcoming
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  Speaker 1: them in, they play a role in your life. And
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  Speaker 1: you may not even have paid it any attention, but
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  Speaker 1: little bit by little bit, they either take a piece
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  Speaker 1: or they add a piece. So you've got to pay
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  Speaker 1: attention who's around you, because you can't build an empire
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  Speaker 1: when you surround yourself with bulldozers, bulldozers waiting to tear
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  Speaker 1: you down. Surround yourself with people who give you bricks
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  Speaker 1: and mortar and build a foundation for success. Check it.
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  Speaker 1: Just run a check, y'all. Just do this. Just just
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  Speaker 1: run inventory. Take a close look at the people you're
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  Speaker 1: associating yourself with and sometimes, man, you just stay friends
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  Speaker 1: with people just a little bit too long, just a
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  Speaker 1: little bit too long, because some people have stopped being
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  Speaker 1: your friend a long time ago. But you're such a
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  Speaker 1: committed person, You're such a loyal person that you stay
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  Speaker 1: loyal to them long after they stopped being loyal to you.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody used to work for me taught me a valuable lesson,
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  Speaker 1: and I never forgot it. He said, o g. Loyalty
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  Speaker 1: has an expiration date. I was telling this to my
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  Speaker 1: wife one time at Margine. She didn't like that, saying
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  Speaker 1: she Steve, I don't like when you say that, And
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  Speaker 1: we were talking on talking it, and so there's a
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  Speaker 1: few years went by. The other day I was talking
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  Speaker 1: with Marjorie. She said, you know, Steve, I finally understand
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying. You're not saying that your loyalty has
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  Speaker 1: an expiration date. What you've been trying to tell me.
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  Speaker 1: It's people that I'm trying to stay loyal to have
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  Speaker 1: oftentimes stopped being loyal to me. But because I'm a
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  Speaker 1: kind person, I've tried to stay loyal to them when
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  Speaker 1: they're loyal for me. Expired a long time ago. I said.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. I'm not talking to everybody. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you as a warning, be conscious of the fact
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  Speaker 1: that loyalty has an expiration date, and it usually ain't you,
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  Speaker 1: it's usually somebody else. Take an inventory, make sure all
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  Speaker 1: the people who once were loyal are steal loyal. Make
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  Speaker 1: sure that everybody in your life that's a battery can
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  Speaker 1: charge you up when your spirit needs to jump. And
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  Speaker 1: make sure that the people around you that you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to build an empire around are not actually bulldozs is
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  Speaker 1: trying to tear you down. Those are my closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all have a great day. I'm out of here. Have
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