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Steve Crying, Cuffing Season, MTH, Staying Young and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in the stubbings not true. Good to mother,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join jo. You gotta turn you, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn to turn them out. Turn. You got to turn
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  Speaker 1: out to turn the water the water go. Come, come
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  Speaker 1: on your thing. Uh huh, I shall will a good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on, dig
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  Speaker 1: me now? Want it only? Steve Harvey got a radio show. Um.
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  Speaker 1: Five things that I know successful people have to do
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  Speaker 1: to be successful. The principles are the same. You can
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  Speaker 1: apply it to anything, you know, if you want to
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  Speaker 1: be happily married, you know, whatever it is. The principles
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  Speaker 1: of success are the same. There are a series of
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  Speaker 1: things that you have to do. You cannot skip the
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  Speaker 1: steps of success. If you do, you're going to have
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  Speaker 1: to go back and step on them anyway. So here's
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  Speaker 1: here's here's here's a part man that I want you
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  Speaker 1: all to understand about me and and and and about
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  Speaker 1: how to look at it. You know, you cannot underestimate
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  Speaker 1: faith and prayer, You just can't. You cannot underestimate the
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  Speaker 1: power of faith and the power of prayer. See for me.
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  Speaker 1: This is just for me. Now, this ain't in the
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  Speaker 1: scripture nowhere. This is just something I discovered. What prayer
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  Speaker 1: did for me was was it tied me to my creator.
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  Speaker 1: It gave me a sense and I'm describing it this way,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm telling you it's deeper than this. But it
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  Speaker 1: gave me a sense that I wasn't alone and an actuality.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't. But prayer helped connect me to the power
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  Speaker 1: source that was available to me to get through, get around,
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  Speaker 1: or get over whatever it was that was in a way,
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  Speaker 1: whether it was just a period I stretched, I had
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  Speaker 1: to go through hard work. It had a period I
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  Speaker 1: had to go through to learn some lessons, some periods
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  Speaker 1: I had to go through from having to pay for
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  Speaker 1: some of the mistakes I've made. Whatever the case may be,
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  Speaker 1: prayer gave me a decided advantage, especially oh, here we go,
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  Speaker 1: Especially over my enemies. Now, the majority of people in
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  Speaker 1: my life that were my enemies. I didn't want them
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  Speaker 1: to be my enemies, make no mistake about this. But
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  Speaker 1: through the thing called life, some things went down. Some
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  Speaker 1: things happened from here and then went over here or
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  Speaker 1: that way. And a person became my enemy. The majority
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  Speaker 1: of enemies I had came out of nowhere. I have
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  Speaker 1: no reason to even see why they are my enemies.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, life goes on, man. It happens from
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  Speaker 1: time to time. Some people just won't let it go.
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  Speaker 1: See some people, in their quest to do something to
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  Speaker 1: you or to make you pay, they just won't let
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  Speaker 1: it go. But it may cause you some discomfort, and
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  Speaker 1: some of them may be lies about you and all
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  Speaker 1: of this and all of that, but you that that
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  Speaker 1: that can't prohibit you from going forward. So what I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying is prayer gave me the strength, wisdom understanding the
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  Speaker 1: carriage to either go through it, go around it, or
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  Speaker 1: go over it. But it happened. I do not know
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  Speaker 1: how I could have made it without faith and without prayer.
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  Speaker 1: It would have. Something would have got me. You Tube
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  Speaker 1: would have got me. The bloggers would have got me.
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  Speaker 1: My partners that I grew up with that used to
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  Speaker 1: laugh behind my back, they would have got me. My
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  Speaker 1: friend that would over my mother's house one time and
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  Speaker 1: told her, you know what, Steve's problem is out to
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  Speaker 1: telling them jokes. He just lazy, he don't want to work.
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  Speaker 1: That would have got me. They didn't know. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: really mad at him because they were just All they
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  Speaker 1: was doing was based in their conversations and passing judgment
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  Speaker 1: based on what they knew, based on what they believed.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't believe I was gonna make it. But that's
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  Speaker 1: them though. If it was not for the faith, which
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  Speaker 1: is the belief in things that you cannot see, I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have made it because I would have listened to
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  Speaker 1: everybody else who didn't see me getting here and went
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  Speaker 1: along with it. And then prayer. Oh my goodness, man,
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  Speaker 1: how many times has prayer bailed me out? Prayer has
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  Speaker 1: bailed me out? Prestiel belling me out. Tell you the truth, man,
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  Speaker 1: quiet as its kelp prayer, That connection to your heavenly Father,
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  Speaker 1: that connection to your creator, that connection to that source
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  Speaker 1: of power and inspiration, that connection of never feeling that
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  Speaker 1: you were alone. You know. I was watching a Bishop
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  Speaker 1: Jakes on TV yesterday and it was a repeat and
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  Speaker 1: one of the things he was talking about, well, let
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  Speaker 1: me just get to the gist of it. I was
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  Speaker 1: going through a portion of my life and I and
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  Speaker 1: I went through it for some years, y'all. I had
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  Speaker 1: gotten myself into a jam that lasted for years. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you, for years, with some serious consequences to follow.
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  Speaker 1: For years. And I was so busy looking at who
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  Speaker 1: I was at. I was sulking sometimes, Man, I'd get
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  Speaker 1: on the radio, Man, I'd be just done. I was sulking.
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  Speaker 1: My my spirit had gotten low. I had gotten tired
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  Speaker 1: of the fight, and I would I would come on
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  Speaker 1: some mornings, man, and I will try try not to
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  Speaker 1: let on, but I was hurting. I was because I'd
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  Speaker 1: been in it for years. Man, I had been in
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  Speaker 1: this thing for years, and one thing I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: I was so busy looking at where I was at.
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  Speaker 1: And when I was watching Bishop Jakes, he preached this sermon.
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  Speaker 1: He was talking about so busy looking at where you
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  Speaker 1: at that you don't even realize that God has been
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  Speaker 1: with you the entire time. And you know what, Man,
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  Speaker 1: just yesterday, just yesterday, I heard this and I text
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  Speaker 1: him a text, Bishop Jakes, and I thanked him because
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  Speaker 1: it was an old message I could tell. And I
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  Speaker 1: called a text up and I said, Man, thank you
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  Speaker 1: so much. I was just watching you on TV and
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  Speaker 1: you told me, Man, something that I that I'll always
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  Speaker 1: remember that whatever you're going through, that he's there with
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  Speaker 1: you the whole time. But see when sometimes when you're
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  Speaker 1: so busy looking at where you at, you don't even
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  Speaker 1: notice where he is. And see sometimes, man, that that
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  Speaker 1: helped me, and that's going to help me in the
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  Speaker 1: future to realize that what I'm going through, that he's there.
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  Speaker 1: He's there with me, and he gonna protect me, and
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna let my enemies overcome me, and he ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna let nobody overtake me, and he ain't gonna let
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  Speaker 1: me go under because he's there. It's just you can't
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  Speaker 1: be so busy looking at where you at that you
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  Speaker 1: don't take notice or where he at. God is always there,
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  Speaker 1: He's always available, And the best way to tap into
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  Speaker 1: that and know it is you got to pray. Prayer
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  Speaker 1: has changed my life. Prayer can change your life. You
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  Speaker 1: can become something if you just pray. You're listening, tow
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, man, have your undivided attention. Please thank
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  Speaker 1: you now, put that down, now, stop stop all that
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  Speaker 1: thank you now that I haven't, it's time for the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Wait hold on one second, I
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  Speaker 1: said no, it's time for the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome everybody, Welcome one, welcome all, we are here. Hold
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  Speaker 1: ass I said no him. Ladies and gentlemen. This is
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  Speaker 1: And it don't get no more. Really what hold on? Wait,
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  Speaker 1: get off his damn radio. You just wait. Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shirley Strawberry, Hey, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Going on over there? I ain't nothing happening right here.
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  Speaker 1: We're just being real with it, you know, call it
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  Speaker 1: for real, I mean, keeping it real. What's going on? Stevens? You, Mama, nephew, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the building, top top, Janthony Brown? What up,
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  Speaker 1: mister Harvey? What's going on? Man? What is happening? Ain't nothing? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody good? Yeah? Y oh, I'm I'm in good shape, man,
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  Speaker 1: real good shape, happy blest. I don't want to apple fauce.
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  Speaker 1: Wait did you just say happy? Yeah? Really happy? Static?
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me, over joy. The key is I'm not feeling.
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  Speaker 1: Let nobody steal my joy? Brother? You know what I'm saying. Yeah, again.
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  Speaker 1: Joy Deeves out there, the joy thieves are out there.
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  Speaker 1: They still enjoy it in a minute, man boy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what's amazing to me. It's like amazing that
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  Speaker 1: people people who think they can do something to you,
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  Speaker 1: like it's just gonna be free, you know, like that
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just do what I want to do to
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  Speaker 1: them and it's just gonna be free. Well, I'm here
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  Speaker 1: to tell you it ain't free. You're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: pay free. Ain't no free cost, free costs. It's been gashed.
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  Speaker 1: They'll get it. I mean, they don't deliver free js,
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  Speaker 1: so you ain't something free free, ain't never is. It's
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  Speaker 1: like it's almost like a conversation sing real carefully, but
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  Speaker 1: if you listen real closely, it's real stupid. Yeah yeah
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  Speaker 1: what yeah, stay on now, Suish Shining. Well, I'm like
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  Speaker 1: you're happy, Steve. I'm glad for that myself. Always good
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  Speaker 1: and a good weekend. Play some golf this weekend, play good.
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  Speaker 1: But you know it's just once a couple of them swings,
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  Speaker 1: you'd be going, what the hell did I do? Hell did?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to morning show right now. The Nephew is
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  Speaker 1: here with today's praying phone call. What you got for
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  Speaker 1: his neph Your house is my house? Well, then your
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  Speaker 1: house is my house? Got one for you right here,
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  Speaker 1: let's go cat down. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Russell. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Russell. However, Russell, I'm Isaiah. I'm a a
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  Speaker 1: realator real estate and I'm trying to do some schematics.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I'm I'm calling the right house. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: quite sure. Are you West Dixie Road? Uh? Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: how many square feetures your house? If you don't mind
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  Speaker 1: me asking. Uh, it's about thirty five square feet. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know this is the right house or not. Is
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  Speaker 1: this you have a deck out in the back of
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  Speaker 1: all weather type of deck out in the back? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I do what do you? What do you? What do you?
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  Speaker 1: What's this about? Okay, if you don't mind me, Russell,
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  Speaker 1: how long have you lived there? Yeah? Man, I've already
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  Speaker 1: asked you twice, and you're asking me for like pers
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  Speaker 1: information on my credit. But what's this a reference to? Okay? Well,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, I'm a realator and I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: get ahead of some things that's going on, and you're well,
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  Speaker 1: it's been brought to my attention that your house is
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  Speaker 1: going to be it's going into foreclosure. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: on the on the market in the next two two
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  Speaker 1: to three weeks. So I wanted to make sure I
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  Speaker 1: was getting the right house, and I wanted to make
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  Speaker 1: sure you got the wrong house. My my, my, my
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  Speaker 1: house is not going and foreclosure. I'm up to date.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. So you got you definitely got the wrong house. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hang on so West Dixie Road, and like you said,
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  Speaker 1: square feet this is a two car garage, right. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what information you're getting. But
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to my name in my crib and
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  Speaker 1: what's going on with my bills and all that, I'm
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  Speaker 1: up to date and I'm fine. So you got the
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  Speaker 1: wrong information, you got the wrong the wrong person or
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  Speaker 1: the wrong information on the right house, whatever it is.
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  Speaker 1: But this is not My house is definitely not going
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  Speaker 1: in the foreclosure. My bills, like it's my woman, you
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  Speaker 1: get me, so I so my whole thing is is
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know why you're calling. My house is
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  Speaker 1: definitely not for sale. It's now or not on for
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  Speaker 1: going to foreclosure. I'm not behind all my bills, Sir,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you what my books say, and this is
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  Speaker 1: all I'm looking at, legitimate legal paper money. Yo, what
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you is this, I don't care
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  Speaker 1: about your bucks. Read what I'm read. Read what I'm
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  Speaker 1: writing to you. I'm up to date on my mortgage.
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  Speaker 1: You're just a realtor, soul. My whole thing is, you're not.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody's selling my house. My house is now okay, no, no no,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's back up. Let's go back to you, just
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  Speaker 1: the real You're not gonna talk to me like that. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a realtor and I'm a person. That's that's that's
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  Speaker 1: on top of my game. Your house is going into foreclosure. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You can be a denial if you want to be.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just trying to get on top of everything
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  Speaker 1: and get you know, try to sell the house as
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  Speaker 1: soon as it hits the market. So I know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. You don't know sell my man. Look, it's
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  Speaker 1: not thinking the foreclosure, dude. So so so if I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at paperwork here, why am I looking at paperwork
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  Speaker 1: that has your address on it? Sir? That that sound
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  Speaker 1: like a personal problem. I would see you now top
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  Speaker 1: of your well, you know. The personal problem is gonna
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  Speaker 1: be yours when they when they come put you out
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  Speaker 1: your house. This is foreclosure. That's your address. Man, Yo, Look,
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  Speaker 1: I try to tell you, man, don't knock on my door,
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  Speaker 1: don't call my call, none of that. Nobody's coming to
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  Speaker 1: my house knocking on the door, trying to put me
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  Speaker 1: out of my house. And on top of that, a
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  Speaker 1: foreclosure takes a long time. Well, that's what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: This is this is, this is, this has been in
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  Speaker 1: there a long time. It's coming up in the next
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  Speaker 1: couple of weeks. That's what I'm telling you. What paperwork
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  Speaker 1: do you have? I am looking at perk, what bank?
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  Speaker 1: What do you even even know what bank did? Is
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  Speaker 1: it selling the house or trying to put me in foreclosures?
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  Speaker 1: Are you with do you? Are you with first fidality?
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  Speaker 1: That's not a concern. Okay, will you just asked me, sir,
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  Speaker 1: you just asked me. That's what's on this paperwork and
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  Speaker 1: the foreclosure. You got the wrong paperwork when you have
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  Speaker 1: the wrong hand dress and tap to somebody else's Shoot, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is your address. It is the right square footage,
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  Speaker 1: It is the right hand set entertaining right now on man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I'm not isn't going in foreclosure? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. You're getting angry with me, but really,
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  Speaker 1: if you have paid your bills, you wouldn't be in
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  Speaker 1: this situation. You know what I mean, And that's bill.
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  Speaker 1: I'm paying my bills, but if literally you're not paying
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  Speaker 1: yours because you're on your way in the foreclosure. And
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  Speaker 1: now you're getting upset with me when I'm just a
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  Speaker 1: realtor calling trying to trying to catch funny to me
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  Speaker 1: this funny, I handle my business barbecule right now, Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not this zero. Let's just general fear of me
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  Speaker 1: going in the foreclosure. The attitude is not necessary. Matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, this is probably did this bull. This is
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  Speaker 1: probably your last barbecue on the deck, So enjoy that.
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  Speaker 1: Look you come over here and you call me again,
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  Speaker 1: you'll be on the brol You got me. All I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you is this right here, bro, they come in
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  Speaker 1: to close your house out in two weeks. All I
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  Speaker 1: wanted was the schematics on your house. That's all I wanted. Well,
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  Speaker 1: obviously you have all information you need. You already know
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  Speaker 1: more about what's going on with my personal fans than
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  Speaker 1: I do. But I'm gonna tell you it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a problem to come out nas to my fucking door. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I need to come up and take a look at
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  Speaker 1: my getting foreclosed on that that that's not how it works,
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  Speaker 1: all right. I need to come over and take some
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  Speaker 1: at you to the house. So is that gonna be
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  Speaker 1: the internet? Get off the internet? But you got I
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  Speaker 1: need to come in. I need to come inside, sir
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  Speaker 1: and see the condition of the house. Yeah, you for
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  Speaker 1: me right, I'm not going in the foreclosure. I'm up
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  Speaker 1: to date with all my You're not coming to my house.
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  Speaker 1: You're not getting inside the house. Okay, you don't know
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  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Well, I tell you what you're
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  Speaker 1: you're your co worker, Michaela. She thinks, she seems to
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  Speaker 1: think different, Michayla. Don't you work with Michaela? Uh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's Michaela got to do with this? Michaela got me
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  Speaker 1: to call you baby this nephew. Time me for the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey more on this show. Russell, you've been prag baby,
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  Speaker 1: you been baby? Oh my god, oh my, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's crazy man. I'm like man, I got up
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  Speaker 1: to date. Manu I'm up to date, man, you up
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  Speaker 1: to date? Baby? Tell me this. What's the baddest and
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  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Baby? You up to date? Baby? You
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  Speaker 1: up to date? Wow? You play way too. You come
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  Speaker 1: over here if you want to. You gonna be on
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  Speaker 1: the grill. Yeah, man, I tell you what, come here too.
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  Speaker 1: If you come my knock on my door in two
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  Speaker 1: weeks gonna be a problem. Yeahuation dog full blown. Just
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  Speaker 1: need you know. Come on, man, I'm gonna t my bill.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk my bills like I am my woman.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, ye I ain't never heard that. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: was my line. Now, wow, that was scary. Booster button baby,
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  Speaker 1: he said, hey, man, hey, hey, hey man. He hold on,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't ask you twice? Who are you? The animal?
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  Speaker 1: Personal business? What what what you want? Yeah, but they
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  Speaker 1: taught me try to get offended. Just the relative. You're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna talk down to me. You're listening to show,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Time to ask the clo chief love
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  Speaker 1: officer you And this one is from Treasure in Peachey County, Maryland.
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  Speaker 1: Treasure writes, I'm twenty nine years old and my boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: is thirty. We've been together four years, and I only
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  Speaker 1: have sex with him on special occasions and when we travel. Recently,
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  Speaker 1: he told me his sexual needs aren't being met. I
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: want to tell him that he has to put a
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: ring on it if he wants unlimited sex from me,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: but I have not said it because I never want
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: him to think I'm pressuring him to propose to me.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I also don't want to run him away by withholding
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: sex any longer. What's the best way to handle this issue?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I love this perfect for you to see a lot. Well,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I think you've kind of already ran him away. See
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: once a man come to you and decides to mention
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: it to you. M I want you to understand something
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: about this. We just mentioning it to you now, or
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: we've been feeling it by the time a man bring
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: it up. Oh, that's on our mind alone long time
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: before we bring it up. When we bring it up,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: it's aggravating us. Now it ain't bothering us no more.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: It's aggravating us. So when he made the announcement to you,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: your sexual needs ain't being met, and then you didn't
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: do nothing to meet him because you only have sex
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: on special occasions when y'all travel. Okay, that's the only
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: time you have it sex. I don't see there. I
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: was wondering if you were going to say that, that's
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: the only time you haven't said you waiting on fourth
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: July and Labor Day and you know, and then you
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: might might give him some It's not wrong for her
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: to want him to put a ring on it though.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with that, Yeah, not at all, right,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: But you're passing out tail, you know, special occasions, on
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: special occasions, on just Christmas? Here you go. I needed
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: when you're even mad at me? I know, Wait a minute,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? It's the eighteen Thanksgiving us next turn?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what you mean the time guy went back?
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: That's special. Yeah, because dude's gonna come back. It's sadday. No,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: we met on a Saturday. She said. She never wants
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: him to think she's pressuring him to propose to her.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: They've been together four years. But listen, it's not pressuring.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: You have every right. I've said it a million times.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: You have every right to be a part of where
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: your life goes. And it's not pressuring. It's what you want.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: So I don't know how you're gonna get what you
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: want without asking for That's right. Men don't read mind's
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: real good. I can tell you that right now. We're
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: kind of stupid when it comes to that. Yeah, I
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: probably Well if they don't, he show ain't having sex
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: just on special occasions. All right, we're moving on. Jeane
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: in South Lake City says, I've been married for twelve
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: years and I have a sister. It's fifty five years
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: old and has never been married because she's waiting for
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: her friends with benefits relationship to get serious. The guy
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: has been stringing her along for almost five years, and
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: he's sixty three and will never he leave his wife.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: He has been sneaking around and telling his wife that
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: my sister is an old friend from his hotel. How
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: can I get her to see this man ain't going anywhere.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: It's hard to convince a person like that who hasn't
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: set in his mind that he is going somewhere. Your
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: problem ain't the fact that you want to tell her
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: he ain't going nowhere. The problem is she believes he
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: will go somewhere. See that's a little distinct difference. Take
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: out of it what you think, and I want you
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: to consider what she thinks. She thinks it's a possibility.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Now you know it's not. It's been twelve years, she said.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Or she been married twelve years and he's sixty three
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: five years. It's not going nowhere. Waiting on these friends
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: with benefits to change your relationship is what it is.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: You're the friend would have benefit, he'd have told his
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: wife you his friend. You've accepted the title of friend.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: You ain't even to be no more you number two.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I keep telling y'all, we don't promote. We don't do
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: in house promotions. Dan tell me that quite clear while
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: you were out here. You don't get to be number
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: two for a longs period of time known as a
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: number one, and then get moved up to number one.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: That ain't what we do, all right? Moving on, Deschondelin
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: out of Tennessee says, I'm in my mid forties and
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I've dated some werewolves lately. I am always well groomed
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: from head to toe, meaning I wax and remove all
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: body hair regularly. The last two men I dated, we're
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: fine with being ungroomed, and said it's too girly for
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: a man to be clean shaven or neatly groomed down there.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: My last boyfriend would leave his stubbly hair in my
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: sheets and in my shower when he stayed at my place.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Why is it that men consider it as being too
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: feminine if their hair is neatly groomed all over the
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: l oh if you're talking about oh, yes she is,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: thank you shave in that area all you must have
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: beaten lost your damn mother. You that's exactly what How
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: do you go? She said? We have what? Oh, we
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: have extremities. We have parts that's connected and hanged. Yeah,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: they can't run into stubble. Yeah, it's too shocking. He's
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: never been stabbed before. He can't do this all day.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: So she should get used to being with werewolves, is
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: what you're saying. I'm not saying they werewolves, but nobody
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: fitting clean up, not not not not shade girl, wax
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: na see ladies, ladies, ladies wax and do all some
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: things and it's appreciated. And you know, so you wouldn't
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: consider laser hair removal. You're listening, breaking out some tears
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: may help you land your next job. During a job interview,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: you definitely want them to remember you. And it turns
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: out a few tears just might do the trick. While
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you may think that crying during the interview process would
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: blow your chances of getting a job, there are some
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: people who say it actually works. Wonders. Okay, well let's
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: go there. Okay, we're in a job interview you and
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: call our interviewing me. Okay, and so let's go and
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: let's start the interview. Let's start the interview again. Well,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: good morning, mister Harvey. How are you today? Fine? How
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: are you Harvey? You mister Strawberry, mister Miles, thank you
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: for having me such an opportunity. All right, So, mister Harvy,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: let's get start. I wanted to ask you what exactly, um,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: what makes you qualify for this job? Well, having had
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: several jobs before that gave me the experience of the
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: exact thing that you folks are looking for just pretty
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: much made me qualified. And you know, everybody that I've
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: ever worked with have always said I was really just
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: over qualified. Here, Um, let me ask you something, mister Harvey.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Why did you leave your last job? Oh? God, huh
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: just so difficult that you bought this up? Yeah? Oh god,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: do you need a mom? I was I was there
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: for sixteen years and no really. Uh, you know, they
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: just came in and they just closed it. I mean
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: they just shut it, shut the doors. Well, let me
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I was in the parking lot when it had happened.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I was standing there, Jane, Jane the joint crying, mister Harvey. No, no, no,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not. It was just so traumatic. Jane doing interview.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Let me jump in here, Okay. Just before they were
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: all in there, I wanted to ask you, mister Harvey. Uh,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: you know, a job like this, you're gonna be working
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: with a lot of people. You're gonna be doing a
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: lot of interacting. Uh, you know, how do you do
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: you have the skill set to actually interact with other people? Yeah,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: excuse me, Yeah, I'm interacted quick. Damn, I'm sorry. Doesn't
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: take much. We see. Oh yeah, I interact with people
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: from time to time. You's just talking about it sort
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: of gets me. No, no, no, I'm fun, fun with
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: other people. Well, um, mister Harvey, this is a sales
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: position we're um looking to hire you for and we
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: just want to make sure that you're the right person.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: As Thomas mentioned earlier, you have the right qualifications for
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: this position. You have to interact with people, you have
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: to sell our product. And you know, people buy you
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: first before they even buy the product. So I just
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: want to make sure that that, um, you know, this
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: little crying thing I hear, um, it's it's not really
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I just I don't cry. I got a question for you.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I don't just cry. You know all this time sounds
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: like you do. I'm out of work. I'm crying because yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: there's no crying at work. I don't want I'm not
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: hear yet. Can stop you cry? Two of you? One?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: What are your strengths? Let's talk about something positive. One
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: of my strengths is I can absolutlutely pull it together.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: That's one of my stroke. I promise you I care
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: if you just hiring me, you just give me a job.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: See it, It's like instant if one of just say
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: you're hired, begin to show you the city. The eighteenth interviews,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: this is the third level. This is supposed to be it.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I was told by your supervisor that it wouldn't we
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: wouldn't even be here to here I am, and we're
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: still talking a job. Well, this is that's why it's
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: called a process. Mister Harvey O. Pross. Yeah, oh, the
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: interview process suffer Jesus, Um, he'll stop. Please. Well, let's
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: let's evaluate Miss Shirley Strawberry and Colin. Do you think
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: we have the right person for the job. Well, how
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: about we let this person sell themselves in thirty seconds
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: to us. Okay, yeah, sounds good. Mister Harvey, could you
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: sell yourself for thirty seconds to us? Please? Okay, you
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: need a moment you want to go out, let me know. Okay, okay,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: and you can start now and now. And I believe
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: that I'm extremely qualified for this position due to the
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: fact that I'm probably the most experienced candidate that you'll
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: meet from time to time. I've also discovered that I
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: have several traits that this company's lacking, and I can
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: be a most fulfilling factor in developing the app loot
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: direction of your firm and your company. I will be
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: nothing but an asset, and that is why I think
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I should have the job. Okay, all right, he said
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: a mouth right there, no tears. Okay. If you're asking me,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I would say he's hired. Oh god, you're listening to
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: show all right? Time now for would you rather would
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: you rather take care of your friend's baby or your
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: friend's dog. Give me that dog. Give me that dog. Man, Yeah,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: I got that dog. I ain't got that. I ain't
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: got the rock that. I ain't got the burpad dog,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: and your dog can't tell on me. So give me
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: the dog. The dog, because I'm studying your damn dog.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let his ass go. Literally, little baby, I
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: forgot your baby. You'll be looking for your dog. At
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: least I can feed the dog, and dog will do
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: what he got to do. Well, I'm gonna tell you
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: right now, I'm not gonna I'm going to forget your dog. Yeah,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: but were you were you? Were you at least will
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: you at least feed the dog? Will you at least
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: do that? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I don't abuse animals, you
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: know exactly at all. I'm gonna get to feed that base.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know I am though. Okay, the dog and
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: you fall in the swimming pool. You need to get
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: dog petty. They don't know they can pedal. Did they
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: get in there? They don't know they can know what
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: they get in there. We're moving on. Would you rather
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: the painful truth? The painful truth? Or would you rather
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: a comforting lie? God? Yeah, I'm gonna take that lie.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: But I'm always for the comforting line. You need it, right,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: You don't want to know the truth? Man? Yeah, a
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: good comforting lie. I appreciate the effort. What do you
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: want to know? All three comedians on this show, We're
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: cool with lie, We're cool with much Rather another truth? Wow,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: the truth? If you can really lie to me and
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: make me feel good about it. I oh, I'm gonna
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: figure something out. Don't worry about that. Wow. But the
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: fact that you tried, see lie, lets me know you tried.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: You know the pain for truth. Let's let's delay that
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: pain as long as Pump can't hear it and get
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: it over with, all right, all right? Would you rather
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom? Oh? God, now,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I'll take a dirty, dirty kitchen for dirty bathroom because
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: the kitchen, let me know, you put your effort in.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: But that bathroom, your ass is ast you is nasty.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I'm so funny about bathrooms. Yes, Junior from you? Yeah, yeah,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: all right? Would you rather have massive success by accident
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: or a modest success on purpose? A massive accidental success,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: massive massive lucky? We want to I want abundance. You're
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: listening to show? All right, Jay, it is time for
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: comedy roulette. It's just the insults. Every week you test
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: out comedy ability. Tell you what to do? Take five, sup,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: put them on a wheel, spinning a wheel. Whit stop,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing. What you got? All right,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: here we go. I have the kind of stories. Let's
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: spend I mean, let's get ready. All right? She she
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: hasn't she has an invisible boyfriend. Oh everybody knows somebody
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: like that. All right, that's number one. Number two? Stop
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: lying you're staying at your mama's house? Was number three?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: What are you going to get that back too? Fig
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: You know people like this right back? Number four? You
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: know they repo that car at number five. I don't
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: know how to tell you this, but she's singing, somebody,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: all of these are good a cat. I'm on that too.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Come on to come on im five boyfriend, lend it
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: a number two. Stop lying you staying at your mama's house.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: You know how I know you staying at your mama house.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: He had club. I hear you on the phone say hey,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: I'll be there in the minute. Mama need a key
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: under the door and your mama out. I know you
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: stand at your mama house I know you'd be trying
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: to hide, but all your clothes got creasing. You don't
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: that well, you know iron that your clothes gotta even crease.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Run back on. You stand at your standing at your
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: mama house. When you got a lunch bag with your
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: name on it in the car, No Mama made that
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: for you. When you when when you on your cell
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: phone talking and we can hit the washing machine in
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: the bathroom mama house. You know you know, I know
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: you stand at your mama house. You ain't got your
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: own key, and any key you got is around your neck. Fooling,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: fool you. You ain't fooling no damn body. You keep
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: blowing ass man. I know you stay at your mama house.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: When I come to your mama house on family functions,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: you the first one. Now you the first one here.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: We know you staying at your mama How when you
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: you only invite us over doing prayer meeting, Mama gonna
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: church tonight we can come through. Yeah, I know you
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: at your mama's. This is how I know you live
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: at your mama's house. You always smell damn the smell
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: like the face. You know, I know you're just smelled
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: everything I know you standing at your mama house every day,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: you coming in talking about a gospel show you watch.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: When you start watching old Steam, I have experience in
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: this area. That's I know you staying at your mama
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: house when you always into it with her boyfriend? How
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: came you with? You know like nothing else? Like you
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: know you staying at your mama howk you're lotion? You
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: will smell like a yeah, when are you coming to watch?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Smelling like white diamond? What is that about? Come on
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: closing out? This is how you know you live with
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: your mama's house called the car? Are you driving? Got
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: a Bible on the dashboard? And Jesus all right, we'll
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: be back with it. We not do it, you guys
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: get it. We'll be back with you. Timmy's prank phone
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: call after this you're listening, coming up at the top
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. The subject should I love him
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: or leave him? Is the subject? Okay, right now, nephew
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: in the building with today's prank phone call. What you
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: got for us? After this? Right here, y'all, this is
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: called Jezebel spirit. Uh huh Jezebel Spirit, take your time. Hello. Hello,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a sister Alicia. Alright, alright, alright,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: you may not know my voice, but I'm sure you
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: probably know me if you saw me. But I'm brother
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Greg at the church. Okay, all right, how are you doing.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. I'm sorry to disturb your evening.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you the uh, you know,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: the workers at the church. We we had a meeting.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Uh a lot of the deacons and the sisters at
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: the church they have come to had a meeting, and
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I wanted to give you a call. Melanie, Melanie, that's
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: that's that's your sister, right, yeah, that's my sister. Okay,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: all right, well now we got a bit of a problem,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: but uh uh uh. They felt that it would be
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: best for me to call you and discussion with you
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: and and let you know what the uh you know
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: what they have agreed upon. I'm just basically the messenger
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: and I'm just calling you to give you the word
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: of what's going on. Okay, um right, yeah, brother Gregg.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: H your wife is an a choir, right, uh yeah, yeah, life, yeah, okay, okay,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I know I think I know, yeah, okay, okay, all right, Um, well,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: like I said, Sister Alicia, what the officials of the
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: church are saying is that they they're saying that they
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: have reason to believe that your sister has been having
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: an affair with with pastors and uh, my sister, your
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: sister Melanie. They saying she's having it and having a
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: fair with having an affair with pastor. Now and I'm,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: like I said, I'm just the messenger. Okay, So why
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: are y'all calling me about something Melany doing well to
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: do with me? Like I say, the officials had a meeting,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: and what they're saying is this is nothing but a
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: jezzer bear spirit. And what they are not wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute now, now you being rude. Now come on,
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  Speaker 1: and oh okay, I'm gonna hear yet now you're just
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  Speaker 1: hear me out. Now. They're saying that this is a
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: jezzer bear spirit and they would rather all of the
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  Speaker 1: family not be welcome at the church anymore. Okay, First
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  Speaker 1: of all, why are you delivering a message to me
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  Speaker 1: about my sister. If you have a problem with my sister,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: seems like you would be calling my sister. Now we
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: shot step for people. So why are you calling me
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  Speaker 1: about my sister of out of rumor? And now you
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: say y'all don't want me in the church? Is that?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? Brother? Some family? So if
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  Speaker 1: you got some brothers sisters on team, they want because
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  Speaker 1: they ever deadly. All of the ladies in the comfort
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  Speaker 1: fact must have some type of Jezebell's spirit of no
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  Speaker 1: nobody and they don't want to Wait wait, wait, wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, now you just like I said, now, be
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: be mindful who you're speaking to, calling somebody or Jezebel.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I know what you can't do is called somebody and
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: accuse somebody and then call them a derogatory word. Come on,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: somebody a Jezebel and a Jezebel. Now you being rude, sir.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: It's a Jezebel's spirit, is what they were saying. Okay,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: they's got to be the most asternine, foolish and that
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  Speaker 1: has ever heard of my life? Who done that? Who
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: are you to call me? Don't ask me no that
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  Speaker 1: you're calling me all like some hoosh like, who who
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: the hell cost my day? I got a Jezebel? Sis,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: that's gonna calling somebody? Kids? I'm like, you got a
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: bad ass kid? Does your mama have a Jezebel spid? Wait,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, I'm just did your mama? Does your
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: red little sit wearing wife out of Jezebel's spirit? So
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you and the whoop your ass. That's what's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen. You're gonna mess around and get your ass
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: up and get drawn through the damn pool, pitch around
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: with the top well as a right now, the family
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: can't come to the church. You think we want to
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: be around a church that got people call asking me,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I sholl damn I do I have a Jezebel? Still
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: you never answered the question do you have one? I
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: might have a rain had spirit? Now you know she
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: was a good man of Bible. Now I've been amember
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: this damn church for the last eight year, and I
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: don't say plenty of tides to this damned church and
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: its attack the fable with me? You help that have
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: a problem with me? Just Alicia? Yeah, let me say
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: this and I'm gonna be go ahead. First of all,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: before you see another damn work, you need to apologize
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: and think, look like you got something. Just okay, Can
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I say this go ahead, go ahead, I apologize, Okay,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I apologize because this is nephew Tommy from the Steve
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, and you just got franked by your
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: sister Melanie. I'm gonna was right. If I was, I was.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: That was a good for you. Yeah, got Melanie asked
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: for that. I don't know who the lady is in
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: the quired with the realist sticker one day. I have
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: no idea, all right, no je a bell spirits, none
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  Speaker 1: of that. We all right, maybe maybe your ray half,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: like I said, baby, your gray half, because even more
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: than one Bible, she did good work for the kingdom,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: because you know I was working for the kingdom. Now,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I said, I have been. I've been a long time.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Now wait you know what, Oh church people. I love
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: church people. Hey, let me ask yourself, what is the
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show with the law? Say what I think
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: she's yeah, yeah, long, I have been wanting a long time,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: long time. Everybody has a pass. You know. My favorite
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: is your mama have just a bit? Yes? Well, all right,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: all right, nephew, thank you, thank you. Coming up next
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letters, subject should I love him or leave him?
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  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this you're listening to
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: the morning show. All right, guys, time now for today's
• 51:09
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right here, right now. Margat
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: appinhold on tight, We got it. Paul you here. It
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter. Thank you nephew. Subject Should I
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: love him or leave him? Dear Stephen Shirley. I met
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: an older guy and I was attracted to him, but
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: played hard to get. He begged me for a first
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: date and I eventually agreed to go out with him.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: He asked me to pick him up, and I didn't
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: think much about it since his house was on the
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: way to the restaurant. When I got to the house,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: he came out, and so did a much older lady.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: He got in my car and told me that was
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: his mother. That was his mom, and that he lived
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: with her. At this point I had an opportunity to
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: tell him that I was not interested, but I went
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: out to dinner with him. Anyway, at dinner, he told
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: me that he's a convicted felon, but that was years
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: ago and he's got a great job and a new
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: life now. I kept seeing this man and eventually went
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: to his home, well his mom's house, and saw how
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: filthy his room was. And I also noticed that his
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: mom's yard was unkept and there was trash lying around
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: the driveway and porch. There. These were red flags, and
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I told him he should do better at helping his
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: mom out around the house. Then I invited him to
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: my house to meet my two children. I know he
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: talks really hood and street, but I thought he would
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: do better when he met my children. He did not,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: and my kids asked him why he was talking like
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: a rapper. He kept commenting on how nice I kept
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: my house, and after the visit, his conversations turned to
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: us making a commitment. He suggested moving in with me
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: so we could be closer and he could help me
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: out around the house. I was excited at first because
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I really like this man, but then I thought I
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: was being naive and he could just be using me.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Although he has some character flaws. Could I work on
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: this fixer upper and be happy, or should I leave
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: this man at his mama's house. Please advise, run, run,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: run as far away from this man as you possibly can.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, you got to leave this man alone. Please.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, when you see red flags, don't ignore them.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: That's what red flags are. Four. Okay, let's go through him.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: He lives with his mom, all right. The yard is nasty,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: his room is nasty, He has no car, He doesn't
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: know how to be a good role model in front
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: of your children. And if he's got such a nice job,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: in a great job and all this stuff like you
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: see in the letter, why doesn't he save his money
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: and get an apartment. There was no discussion about that
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: in this letter. And you know it wasn't until after
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: he saw your place, after he came over there, that
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: he started, you know, like kind of pressuring you to
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: move in and to be committed. He said he would
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: help you around the house. Oh really, you would help her,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: but you're not. He'll help you, but he's not going
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: to help his own mom around the house. He could
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: at least clean up the yard, and what about his room?
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Come on, I don't get this. I say, don't let
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: him in your house in this kind of a way.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Don't let him move in. Please, this is not how
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: you want to live. You have two kids to think about.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I think if he was and you didn't mention you know,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: what he was incarcerated for or anything like that, you
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: just said he's out. That was years ago, and he
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: has a great job in a new life now. But
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: it just doesn't look like it or seem like it.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, he could be using you, but I
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: say no, it's too soon to move in. Don't let
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: him do it. Steve, I'm I'm confused. I really am
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: uh huh about Why? Why is she writing us? Yeah?
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: What what is the purpose of this letter? I don't
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: even know why? Why are we? Why are we talking
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: to her about? Who? Who are we talking about? That?
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Everything in this letter screams what? Yeah, I mean, the
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: whole damn letter. Let's start. I met an older guy
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: right down and use attracted to him, but you played
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: hard to get Okay, you know, older guy. He begged
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: me for a first date. I agree with brother. He
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: asked me to pick him up. Right now, let's stop,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: let's let's go. Let's listen. Just listen. You met her
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: older guy, he asked me to pick him up. I
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: ain't think nothing about it, since his house was on
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: the way to the restaurant. When I got to the house,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: he came out, and so did a much older lady.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Let's circle this. Let's just go for what we got
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: so far. Matter older guy, he asked you to pick
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: him up. He come out of the house with an
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: old ass lady. He got in my car and told
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: me this was his mom and he lived with her.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Let's circle that. At this point I had the opportunity
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: to tell him I was not interested. But I went
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: out to dinner with him anyway for what why? Let
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: me circle that. I went out to dinner with him anyway.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Then at dinner, he told me he's a convicted feeling.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Let's circle that twice. But that was years ago, and
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: he got a good job and got a new life.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Now I kept seeing this man and eventually went to
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: his house, well, his mama's house. Okay, let's cuckle that,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: because now were you why are you still talking to
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: his answer? After this? I don't know, but you went
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: back to his mama's house. And then this older man
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: you met. You saw how filthy his room was. You know,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: the last time I had a room, I was seventeen. Yeah,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: and last time I took somebody to my room other
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: than a dormitory in college. Yeah, all right, how filthy
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: his room was. Let's stop down or to be right
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour, A subject of Today's
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters, Should I Love him or leave him? We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap Today's My recap can just be
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: a continuation because as I continue, I'll explain it. I'm
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: gonna show you everything that's wrong with this letter. This
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: letter is should I Love him? Or leave him? Stephen Shirley.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: I met an older guy. I circled that I was
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: attracting him, but I played hard to get. He begged
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: me for a first date. I eventually agreed to go
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: out with him. He asked me to pick him up.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: I circled that everything I circled is screaming what. I
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: ain't think much about it, since his house was on
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: the way to the restaurant. When I got to the
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: house and he came out, and so did a much
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: older lady, I circled that, who is this old ass lady?
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: He got in my car and told me that this
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: was his mom and he lived with her. I circled that,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: let's go back, older guy, you had to pick him up.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: He's this old lady stay there and you found out
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: his mama. At this point, I had an opportunity to
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: tell him I was not interested, but I went out
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: to dinner with him. Anyway. I circled that. The question
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: I'm begging everybody to ask yourself is why is you
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: at dinner with this old ass man to stay at
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: the house with his mama that you had to pick up.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm ask At dinner, he told me he
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: was a convicted fellon. This whole letter is going to hell.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: But I kept seeing the man. Why Eventually I went
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: to his house where his mom's house. So I circle
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: that because it took you two visits to get it.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: The first time you pulled up. Next time you went
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: to the damn house and found out it was a
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: mama's house. Yet all in blue plates leaning up against
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: the wall on the fireplaces, and had that big wooden
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: and spoon and fox set hanging on the damn wall,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: that picture the white Jesus, mar Luther King and John F. Kennedy.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: And I noticed that his mom's yard was unkept, and
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: it was trash laying around. I circled that he don't
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: give a damn bout his mama. Trash laying around the
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: driveway and the porch that's where he eats. These were
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: all red flags, and I told him he should do
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: better helping out his mom around out. You know what
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Judge Lynn told her told me one time on the show,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: she said women should stop collecting red flags. Yep, women
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: should stop collecting red flags time. I'm gonna let you
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: use that already for love this year, women should stop
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: collecting red flags. I told him he should do better
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: helping his mom out around the house. Then I invite
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: to him to my house to meet my two children.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: I circled this, Why is he meeting your damn kids?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: What redeeming quality has he exhibited? Where you think it's
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: time for him to meet your damn kids? Now he
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: talks real hood in street. I circled that he stayed
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: at home with his mama. Is mama old? You had
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: to pick him up? He lived with his mama. You
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: went out to dinner anyway, he a convicted felling. You
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: went to his mama's house. His room is filtered. It's
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: translating around the driveway in the porch. I invited him
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: to your house to meet the two kids, and he
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: talked real hood in street. This whole letter is just
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: going to hell. But I thought he would do better
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: when he met my children. He did not, And your
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: kids asked him why was he talking like a rapper?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: You know why, because your kids know his whole ass
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: should be talking better than one of their damn piers.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Your kids know that, but you don't. So I circled that.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: He kept commenting on how nice I kept my house.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, questions wople to break the laws just described
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: in Mama's house. And after the visit, his conversations turned
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: to us making a commitment, a commitment to what he suggested,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: moving in with me so he could be closer and
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: he could help out round the house. He don't help
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: out round the house. He don't help out round the house.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: He don't help out in his filth ass room. He
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: don't help out with nothing on the poach, He don't
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: help out with nothing with the driveway. Where do he
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: clean up at? So he fitn't help you. Well. I
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: was excited at first because I really liked this man.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: What is it you like? You ain't saying nothing in
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: the letter you like your your whole letter is you
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: just disappointed? You on this man? Then you sound really
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: like him. You like what you must not. You ain't
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: never handled man before, you never had a good man before.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Because if this is what you like, I show what
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: hate to see the one you got rid of, the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: one you had them two kids. By lady, you need
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: to up your up your game. I really like this man,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: But then I have thought I was being you naive
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: and he could be using me. Although he had some
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: character flawed character flaw. He old his hell. That ain't
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: a cafter flaw. He ain't got a car. That ain't
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: a cafter flaw. He stayed with his mama. That ain't
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: a character flaw. He's a convicted felon. That ain't a
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: character flaw. His room is filtered, That ain't a character flaw.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: It's chanced on the driveway in the ports. That ain't
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: a charthter flaw. He wants to move in with you
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: so he can help out round the house here. Damn
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: run all right, Steve, run post you're coming on today.
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  Speaker 1: Virginia Schmidt. I don't know how to pronounce her name
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  Speaker 1: s z m yt. We're just gonna say Schmidt packs
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  Speaker 1: her CDs. She packs her CDs, her her mixer and laptop,
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  Speaker 1: and heads off to Spin for a packed dance floor
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: of maidenly senior citizens. I love, I Love who it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't Yes wicked WICKI. She entertains about a thousand people
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  Speaker 1: at the Hula Coola Club, smashing starry types and empowering
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: seniors as she plays everything from disco and rock to
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: samba and ballads. She says, I do not fit the
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: stereotype of an elderly person. I don't see any reason
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: why my age should determine why my age should determine
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: my life norms. So I think that's interesting. So here's
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: a question for the guys. What part of your job
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: keeps you young? Or what job would you want to
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: keep you young? I can tell you definitely what keeps
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: me you. You fellas want to start first? Oh, go ahead,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: go ahead, you're young all my jobs, man, I love
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: all my job laughing, all the laughing I get to
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: do all day long, man telling Joe laughing, that's what
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: keep me young. Good answer, good answer. Stupidity, being able
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: to just be stupid, just just you know, just letting
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: it go. Oh yes, you're strong with that, with that,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: because you you would think you would want to mature.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: But don't be silly, Carlo. I want this stupid right here.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: I won't when you got it. You got all of that, anybody,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: that's all you boo? All right, Steve, what keeps you going?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Fine off and ignorance in order? Fine off and ignorance.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: When I first met you used to say that I
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: love it. I let it out. I don't have high
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: blood pressure, I don't have stress, dog to do all that.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: I ain't had no ulcers and all that. Oh we cussing, okay, cool.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: I agree with Junior though, the laughter of it all,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, laughter is it? Yeah? You know? But I
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: mean you know, we gotta give different answers, Sirley, we
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: can't all say laughter. So what you're not do is
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: make us think that Junior is the most brilliant three
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: of us. That's not what you well with that question.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: I know he tried. I saw him because he didn't
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: have that answer. First day he won. He was on
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: that round Junior one, that round Steve. Okay, we had it.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: That keeps We'll keep yalling. Yeah. Yeah, and he is
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: the king of that the ladies. Yeah. I mean, like
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: I said, I agree with you. Laughter, playing music, just
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: keeping up with what's going on. That keeps you young. Yeah,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: being able to being able to wear whatever you want
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: to wear to work and stuff. It's cool. You know
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: you could dress anywhere you want to dress. Fly. You
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: know you don't have to Sure what Tommy you heard,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: let's say a quarterba six sex don't keeping you Okay,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: we gotta job. Yeah, we'll do it at the job.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you're listening. It's coffing season, guys. So
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: the question is are you trying to find someone to
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: spend the upcoming cold weather months with? Well, if you
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: don't know what coffing season is, let's explained. See, during
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: the fall and winter months, people who would normally rather
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: be single or promiscuous find themselves desiring to be cuffed
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: or tied down in a serious relationship. Get it. The
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: cold weather and prolonged indoor activities. Uh, they caused singles
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed. So when
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: you guys were single, gotta ask the guys this was
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: this the case for you? And of course, Junior, you
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: are single, so do you will? We'll start with you. Uh.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Do you find you're trying to find love in the
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: fall in winter months? No? No, I ain't coffing. No,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: if I'm coming out for the relationship, right, we're gonna
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: covering to be together because it's cold. Oh yeah, well
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: then she can't eat racket? What? Yeah? All my women
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: got to eat meat? Why? Why? Oh? Okay, yeah, I
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: mean it might be that app no vegans. What did
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: you say, Steve Junior need heat? So he don't have
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: a Christian Yeah? Mess around you? You too thin? I
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: might ask in the hospital. I need to wrap a
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: fire around me. So okay, So that's what you're going
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: to be looking for a dream. All right, all right,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: see its to toss up. I don't know who to go.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with you, Steve to me safe. Come on,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: see all right, let's go, nephew. What's the question? The
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: question is? I mean, you're you're when you were single.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: You're married now. But when you were single, are you
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: looking for someone to cuff up with during the cold
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: winter months? And what about the holidays? Yeah? Well air night,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: air holiday. What Yeah, somebody will keep you warm then
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: from person? Oh not the same person. That ain't no
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: good coffing. When you say we cuff last night, that
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: ain't good. Gotta have somebody you want a different cuff
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: the next night. You know what I'm saying. You don't
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: see that, No, I mean once you cuddle up with
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: one on Monday Tuesday. I want to cuff up with
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: huggy and windy. I you know, wow, I want to
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: feel something different. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: see I was thinking take him last, Steve, so we
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: could go out after him, so wouldn't have to linger.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Now you probably gonna want to get it, okay when
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: you were single, get ready everyone. When you were single, Steve,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: were you looking for someone to cuff up with? No?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't date for coffing. I dated for holly. I
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: wanted somebody to do something to me to make me holly.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't give a damn about coffin. I won't go
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: home anyway. You just wanted to holler and get out
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: like what like that? You know he liked you know? No, no,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: not do it again? Sure like like that. No hollering,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: that's hollering. No no that girl, girl, girl, get cat girl.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: You I like the girl. You're gonna get a call
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: a car car. That's that's what I dated for. I
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: dated for holland. I didn't kid about no damn coffee.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: I won't stay with you none of that. Single. Yeah,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: and to be single wise, we staying together. So Junior
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: is the only one that's true when he's single, because
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Tommy had a different one every other day, and you, Steve,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a different the day. But I didn't
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: want to stay with you though, Oh you wanted to
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: go to your own house. Well, I'm through, I'm hot,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: so what Okay, I'm hot. See, women like to cuddle,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: got all that, but yeah, but can we cuddle after
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I cool down? We got a hot flask. I ain't
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: gonna hot flask. I didn't got all the furnaces and
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: pistons is pumping and never thing. I gotta shut this down.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Furnace all holler, all right, coming out. More music more
• 1:12:28
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• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: back at twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let in your devotion.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: We started out his friend, his friend. It's more than
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I was hoping. I'm glad you let me in. You
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: with me, baby, day night. I never write your side
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: when I'm not with you. You're texting me all night,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: sending it out a pictures of your breast, on your
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: behind and self everything net. You keep blowing up my name,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: my night. It is clear to break up you its mother,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: any guy, I'm gonna tell the truth. Prepare yourself to cry.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: You text me fire, but sad in it away. I
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: gotta SAMs gag you text me said, but sad in
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: it away. I gotta say set away. I say, you're
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: listening to the morning show all right time now? For
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather take care of your
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: friend's baby or your friend's dog? Give me that dog?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Give me that dog? Man, Yeah, I got that dog.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: I ain't got that. I ain't got the rock that dog.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't got the burp that dog. Ye and your
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: dog can't tell on me, So give me the dog, dog,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: because I'm studying your damn dog. I'm gonna let his
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: ass go. Literally, little baby, I beat him, beat it.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Forgot your baby. You'll be looking for your We both dog.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: At least I can feed the dog, and the dog
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: will do what he got to do. Well, I'm gonna
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: tell you right now, I'm not I'm going to forget
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: your dog. Yeah, but will you will you? Will you
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: at least will you at least feed the dog? Will
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: you at least do that? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I don't
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: abuse animals at all. I'm gonna get to feed that base.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I am okay, dog and you fall
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: in the swimming pool. You need to get dog pedaling.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: They don't know they can pedal. Did they get in there?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: They don't know they can know it? Did they get
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: in there? We're moving on. Would you rather the painful truth?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: The painful truth? Or would you rather a comforting lie? God, Yeah,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that, lie be. I'm always for the
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: comforting line. You need. You don't want to know the truth,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: lie me man, Yeah, a good comforting lie. I appreciate
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: the effort. What do you want to know? All three
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: comedians on this show. We're cool with lying. We're cool
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: with much rather than the truth. Wow, the truth if
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: you can really lie to me and make me feel
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: good about it. Oh, I'm gonna figure something out. Don't
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: worry about that. Wow. But the fact that you tried,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: see lied, lets me know you tried. You know what?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: The pain for truth. Let's let's delay that pain as
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: long as post hear it and get it over with.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: All right? All right? Would you rather a dirty kitchen
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: or a dirty bathroom? Oh? God, girl, Now I'll take
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: a dirty kitchen, dirty kitchen, Ye for dirty bathroom because
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: the kitchen, let me know you put your effort in.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: But that bathroom your ass is nashed, you is nest
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: I'm so funny about bathrooms. Yes, Junior from yeah, all right?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have massive success by accident or a
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: modest success on purpose? A massive accidental success, massive, massive, lucky? Want?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I want abundance? All right? Coming up at forty nine
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll have some closing remarks from
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, and it's our last break of the day.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to show. All right, here
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: we are, last break of the day. It's been a
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: good day as usual. You're alright, Steve, did you because
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: we started the show off talking about attention. Well, you know,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: it's been one of those days me. I will admit
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: that so far, but it's gonna get better. I always
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: keep my head up, you know, which could lead into
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: these closing remark because I might as well talk about
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: something that I was dealing with. You know, I was
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: in a Jamaica over the weekend, and every morning I
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: have a little meditation that I do with daily inspiration
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: that I read my Bible and a journal that I
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: take notes in. And I started it doing this taking
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: these notes. The first July seventh was my first day
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: doing it, and I have notes for practically every single day.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: I've only missed like three days from taking notes, just three.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: And so it's something I've learned to do and it
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: starts my day off a really, really well because it
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: gives me a weaponry till god, it gives the evil
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: principalities of the world. You know, there's so much stimulation
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: out here with social media and technology and cyberspace and
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: phone calls and messages and texts that you know, even
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: if you're having a great day of so much stuff
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: out there that can throw you off if you're not
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: if you haven't stabilized yourself spiritually. And Sunday, when I
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: woke up, I was in Jamaica. I was just about
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: to open up my journal and my daily inspiration. But
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: I had left the TV on the night four in
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: the living room. And so I went into the living
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: room and I was about to sit out with my books,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: and I said, man, let me, let me cut this
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: TV off. And I went over there and I hit it.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: It didn't go off for some reason, and I said, man,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: what's the deal. And I tried to hit it and
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: didn't go off, and I just hit the channel and
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: I hit the channel one time. Now I'm in Jamaica. Now,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: I hit the channel one time and up pops Joel Oldstein.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: And so I was instead of me opening up my
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: journal in my daily inspiration, I sat down and cut
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: the volume up. I went, Okay, this must be for me.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe he wants me to get this. And oh my god,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: oh my goodness, was he correct. Now I can't tell
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: you exactly what he said, so I'm a paraphrase it
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: a bit. He was talking about people who have given
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: up on their dreams. Now that didn't apply to me,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: but he said, this is for people who've given up
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: on your dreams. This is for people who've been waiting
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: on something for God for a while and it hasn't
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: gotten there yet, and you're starting to feel like maybe
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: it ain't for you all you're thinking about giving up
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: on it. I wasn't quite in that part of it,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: but I've been a little discouraged about the fact that
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: something I had been wanting for a while had happened.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: A lot of people fall into that bracket. But a
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: lot of people have fallen into the they waited so
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: long they just decided it wasn't for them and they stopped,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: or they gave up on their dreams and their visions.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: And he was talking about he said, what you don't
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: realize is that when you ask God for something, that
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: God is working on it behind the scenes. He's doing
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: some stuff and orchestrating some stuff, and putting some stuff
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: into play for you that you may very well not
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: even be aware of. But if you give up hope,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: if you stop looking for it, if you lose the faith,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: you then stop the process. Because God don't give you
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: what you want all the time. He gives you what
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: you believe all the time. See, you don't always get
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: what you want because what you want may not be
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: best for you or something like that. But if you
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: believe God to give you something and he has it
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: for you, he's going to give it to you. But
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: some people just give up hoping for it looking for it.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: He said. If you've gotten at the point in your
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: life where you've given up on your dreams, or you
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: think it ain't coming and you're starting to fade, he said,
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: I want you to do something. He said, I want
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: you to look again. And that caught my attention. He said,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: I want you to look again. He said, if you
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: look again and you don't see the blessing coming, or
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: you don't see the blessing right there, he said, I
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: want you to look again, he said in it. If
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: you still don't see it, he said, listen to me
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: real close. I want you to look again. And that
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: was the thing that I needed to hear yesterday, because sometimes, y'all,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: when you ask God for something that it don't come
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: in the time frame that you want it to come,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: you got to stay patient, you got to stay watchful,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: and you got to do like Joel Olstein, said, you
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: got to look again. And if you look over there
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: and you still don't see it, stay patient, but look again,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: and man on, man on, man, I can't tell you
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: how I needed that yesterday. I can't tell you how
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: I need it today. I can't tell you how often
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: I need that because so many times, man, so many
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: things go counter to the way you wanted to go
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: or what you thought it was gonna be, that you
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: end up and you start feeling just a little bit discourage.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you just flat out I can't take it no more,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: and I quit. But I very rarely get that way,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: but I do get I'm human, you know, so I
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: get moments when I'm man, this is exhausting because what
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: I'm attempting to do is exhausting. What you're attempting to
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: do or become, or to point you're trying to get to,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: it's exhausting. But if you exhausted and you don't feel
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: like it's happening fast enough, do like Joel Oldstein said,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: y'all look again, just look again. He's probably doing something
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: on your behalf that you're not aware of. Those are
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: my closing remarks that really helped me. So you know
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing right now. I'm looking at it. I'm
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: looking again. Y'all have a great weekend. For all Steve
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