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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all at all, So don't given them
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  Speaker 3: black a million bush.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, listening to to.
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  Speaker 5: I don't joy yeah, joy, you love.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta turn I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I got to turn the mouse.
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  Speaker 7: Turn.
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  Speaker 5: You probably got to turn the mouth, turn a word
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  Speaker 5: of the money up.
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  Speaker 8: Look, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come out.
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  Speaker 9: You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now
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  Speaker 9: one it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I
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  Speaker 9: got a tweet the other day. When Steve Harvey used
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  Speaker 9: to get the preaching, I used to just turn the
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  Speaker 9: radio off. But nah, it's different. Old dude be bringing it.
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  Speaker 9: He'd be bringing the truth. I appreciate that, you know, Man,
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  Speaker 9: When I was younger, Man, when when I wanted to
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  Speaker 9: do what I wanted to do, Man, I just man,
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  Speaker 9: I ain't want to hear nothing else. I didn't want
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  Speaker 9: to hear nothing that contradicted what I wanted to do,
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  Speaker 9: you know. So it's a funny thing man about me. Man,
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  Speaker 9: I was I would hear the truth, I would know
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  Speaker 9: it to be the truth. But because I had another plan,
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  Speaker 9: another mission, another goal, another set of dudes. I wanted
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  Speaker 9: to get done. I didn't want to hear that you
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  Speaker 9: as a funny thing.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 9: It's like it's like when I was a little boy
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  Speaker 9: and I used to get scared sometime at night, you know,
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  Speaker 9: the boogerman. So I thought that if I just pulled
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  Speaker 9: the blanket up over my head, that that meant that
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  Speaker 9: if I can't see the Boogerman, he can't see me.
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  Speaker 2: That's the theory.
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  Speaker 9: That's an ostrich, you know, sticking his head in the sand,
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  Speaker 9: thinking wow, if I don't see this dude, he can't
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  Speaker 9: see me. A lot of Ostriches done died with their
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  Speaker 9: heads stuck in the sand. I just didn't want to
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  Speaker 9: be one of the people that left this world with
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  Speaker 9: my head in the sand. But I just wanted to say, man,
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  Speaker 9: this morning that quit talking about change. Y'all listening, because
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  Speaker 9: because because this is real right here, quit talking about change.
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  Speaker 9: Unlet's make a change, you know, man, I don't I
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  Speaker 9: don't mind giving people advice. I really, I really really don't,
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  Speaker 9: because so many people along the way have handed it
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  Speaker 9: to me freely.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 9: Some people just saw me doing wrong and say, young man,
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  Speaker 9: come in, let me talk to you for a minute.
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  Speaker 9: Some people say, hey, brother, look man, I know what
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  Speaker 9: you're trying to do. Man, it have you thought about
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  Speaker 9: it this way? So I've had a lot of favor
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  Speaker 9: in my life, a lot of grace been shown on me,
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  Speaker 9: a lot of mercy, A lot of people that came
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  Speaker 9: to me helped me a long way. So I don't
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  Speaker 9: have no problem with this part of what I'm what
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  Speaker 9: I'm obligated to do in the mornings. But let's quit
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  Speaker 9: talking about change, y'all, and let's make a change. She
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  Speaker 9: Change is growth, and ain't no growth without change. You
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  Speaker 9: got people, Man, You ever met a person that's just
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  Speaker 9: insistent on doing it?
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  Speaker 2: They wait?
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  Speaker 9: I mean nobody in the building think they should go
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  Speaker 9: that way, but they so bone headed. Oh this is
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  Speaker 9: how I'm gonna do it. But bro, listen to me, Man,
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  Speaker 9: that ain't high. It's done. You gonna run into this distance.
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  Speaker 2: I'll show you Ait a minute. Man, you can't do
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  Speaker 2: it that way.
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  Speaker 9: Man, if you are sick and tired of where you are,
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  Speaker 9: then you have to change. Change can only come from within.
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  Speaker 9: Can nobody make you change?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 9: We got a penal system in place that can make
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  Speaker 9: you sit down if you don't want to change.
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  Speaker 2: We'll sit you down.
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  Speaker 9: And we'll restrict your movement and your communication to the
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  Speaker 9: point where if you want to continue this foolishness, we're
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  Speaker 9: going to put you in this building with a whole
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  Speaker 9: lot of people. That's foolishness, and y'all just trick each
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  Speaker 9: other all day long. But if you are sick and
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  Speaker 9: tired of your situation, pray for it. Pray for change,
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  Speaker 9: Ask God to help you change. Ask God what he
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  Speaker 9: want for you instead of always telling God what you want.
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  Speaker 9: It's an interesting prayer to have with God. When you
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  Speaker 9: quit going to God with your list and check in
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  Speaker 9: with God and see what his list is. That's a
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  Speaker 9: very interesting prayer. If you're a praying person, I suggest
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  Speaker 9: you try that sometime. It's so oh interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 9: Do you know what it did for me when I
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  Speaker 9: started asking God what he wanted for me? Instead of
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  Speaker 9: telling God all the time. I still tell him what
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  Speaker 9: I want, but instead of all the time going to
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  Speaker 9: Him with what I want. You know what it did
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  Speaker 9: for me? It freed me up. It took a lot
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  Speaker 9: of pressure off. I no longer had to think of everything,
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  Speaker 9: and what I was thinking of a lot of times
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  Speaker 9: wasn't working.
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  Speaker 2: No way.
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  Speaker 9: And when I opened myself up to what he wanted,
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  Speaker 9: to what his will was, Man, do you know how
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  Speaker 9: much simpler my life got? And do you know how
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  Speaker 9: much bigger it got? I'm trying to tell you, man,
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  Speaker 9: if you pray for change and you allow God to
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  Speaker 9: help you with the change, or if you let God
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  Speaker 9: just produce the change, the change in you would be amazing.
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  Speaker 9: If you've been listening to me, especially out in La
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  Speaker 9: since I was on the radio since two thousand, can't
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  Speaker 9: you hear the change? I'm flat out telling you that
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  Speaker 9: a change has come. But I had to pray for
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  Speaker 9: the change because I couldn't make the change on my own.
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  Speaker 9: And then after you pray for the change, you gotta
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  Speaker 9: work towards your trade change. You know, there's faith without
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  Speaker 9: works is dead. Everybody wants something from God. Always want
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  Speaker 9: to talk to God about something, But then man, ain't
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  Speaker 9: ain't don't, don't want to do nothing about it. Faith
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  Speaker 9: without works is dead. You can't do it that way, man,
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  Speaker 9: It just does not happen. So after you then prayed
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  Speaker 9: to God about it, what you got to do then
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  Speaker 9: is you got to turn around and go, hey, man,
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  Speaker 9: all right, now, what is it? I got to do.
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  Speaker 9: You know, you got to do something to bring it about.
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  Speaker 9: So after you pray for it, work for it, and
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  Speaker 9: do something today about it. Stop procrastinating. Don't procrastinate, folks.
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  Speaker 9: The change can start today. Man, I want to change?
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  Speaker 9: How about today?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 9: Then you see them saying people, Man, I want to change,
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  Speaker 9: that's next week. How about today? I see people years later? Man,
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  Speaker 9: I steal in this situation. Man, I'm gonna do something.
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  Speaker 9: How about today? Today is a good day. There's nothing
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  Speaker 9: stopping you from changing today, nothing except you. You can
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  Speaker 9: begin the process of change immediately. And change is growth, y'all.
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  Speaker 9: And ain't no growth without changing. It's a simple thing.
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  Speaker 9: And I'm talking to you in broad strokes because everybody
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  Speaker 9: got something about them they need to change. That's why
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  Speaker 9: I'm not specifically talking about anything. I got some things
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  Speaker 9: in meediate need to change so I can grow further.
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  Speaker 9: Everybody has something about them that they need to change
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  Speaker 9: in order to grow further and then go further. Now,
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  Speaker 9: what's stopping you is you won't start to change today.
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  Speaker 9: Don't hesitate. Make that change. And then I want you
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  Speaker 9: to watch something. When you change, Watch the difference in you.
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  Speaker 9: Notice the difference in you. Feel the difference in you,
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  Speaker 9: and guess what you gonna be different? If you watching
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  Speaker 9: for the change. If you feeling the change, then guess
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  Speaker 9: what you gonna be different? Man, Watch for the difference,
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  Speaker 9: feel the difference, you will be different. If you sick
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  Speaker 9: and tired of your situation, folks, you can change that.
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  Speaker 9: But the change is in you. It's a simple decision
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  Speaker 9: you had to make. I'm gonna change. The change is
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  Speaker 9: up to you. You can decide today if you want
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  Speaker 9: to change, you want to be different. If you're sitting
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  Speaker 9: behind the wall, I love speaking to the brothers and
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  Speaker 9: sisters behind the wall. If you behind the wall, man,
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  Speaker 9: and you sick and tired of being behind the wall, man, why.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you change? You have thought about that change? Man?
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  Speaker 9: If I get back out there, I'm gonna just do
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  Speaker 9: the same thing. Stop saying that. Stop breathing that negativity
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  Speaker 9: into your life. Decide today that you want to change.
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  Speaker 9: You can do it. Everybody can change. If you don't
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  Speaker 9: know how to change, pray for it, man, ask God
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  Speaker 9: to help you with the change. Or you get some movement,
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  Speaker 9: then partner, you get a whole lot of movement, Then
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  Speaker 9: all right, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 7: Morning show.
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  Speaker 9: Ladies are just let me have your attention please. We
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  Speaker 9: are starting this in the tone of the quiet storm,
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  Speaker 9: because that's what's been happening in my life, a quiet store.
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  Speaker 9: I just want to notify everybody we are still here.
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  Speaker 2: It is all good. I am, she is, We is
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  Speaker 2: all good.
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  Speaker 9: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Quiet Storm Show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Well, we're gonna do it like this just for just
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  Speaker 9: a couple of minutes. That's all just to be a
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  Speaker 9: difference maker. But can I say this in my quiet
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  Speaker 9: stone voice, as we go through this quiet storm, we
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  Speaker 9: are settled and easy. We are taken care of. We
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  Speaker 9: are tucked under the wings. All is good Isaaiah fifty
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  Speaker 9: four seventeen. No weapon formed again, Sweet show, prosper nothing.
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  Speaker 9: We ain't worried about a thing. Don't you worry boy.
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  Speaker 6: The thing.
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  Speaker 9: Now, we're right back to the choirt storm moment right here.
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  Speaker 9: That was just a pop off moment right there. I
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  Speaker 9: don't know where that came from, but it just came
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  Speaker 9: out of nowhere. So, ladies and gentlemen, we're about to
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  Speaker 9: get started now on the Steve Haggin morning show. So
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  Speaker 9: we invite you to join in do the same. Stay
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  Speaker 9: prayed up because the devil is busy. He is busy,
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  Speaker 9: but he can't win in No, I got no problem
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  Speaker 9: bigger than my God.
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  Speaker 2: See you morning show man. What's going on y'all? Storm
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  Speaker 2: the eagerness? Oh you can't get me. You know why
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  Speaker 2: you can't get me? Cause God got me. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 2: rascal Wallace just up in there.
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  Speaker 1: For so.
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  Speaker 2: You get back in man coming out here at this show,
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  Speaker 2: tim state, I'm tripping.
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  Speaker 9: What they call it when you got a lot of
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  Speaker 9: personalities sommy nephew personal.
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  Speaker 2: Schizophrenic or something like that.
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  Speaker 9: Ladies, jentlemen, Charley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monicca Jr.
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  Speaker 9: Government name is Kill Spates and the legend that is
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  Speaker 9: nephew Tommy.
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  Speaker 2: We are here this morning, Junior. What's on your mind?
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  Speaker 8: What man?
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  Speaker 2: A lot?
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  Speaker 10: The way you just go ahead and go ahead and
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  Speaker 10: take all your problem make him joke because you said
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  Speaker 10: something yesterday. It really made me start thinking about it
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  Speaker 10: all day yesterday. But you said, we always doing better
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  Speaker 10: than all I hated and you hate hated doing better
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  Speaker 10: than you. And that's that's that's where you come up
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  Speaker 10: with that concept because it's true.
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  Speaker 9: I just learned it, because I just learned. Man, I
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  Speaker 9: don't know where I got it from. I don't know
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  Speaker 9: if I read I heard somebody saying. I don't know,
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  Speaker 9: but I just I take stuff to make sense to
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  Speaker 9: me and put it in my repertoire. That's how you learn.
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  Speaker 9: You learn from other people. Sometimes you can learn from
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  Speaker 9: other people's mistakes. You ain't got to make all of
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  Speaker 9: them yourself, you know, you.
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  Speaker 2: Learn from other people. Sit back and watch. Yeah, you ain't.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't got to go out here and make all
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  Speaker 2: the damn mistakes. And that's what I've learned. I have.
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  Speaker 9: I've never had a hater that was doing better than me,
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  Speaker 9: you know, man, I was sitting on standing to stay.
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  Speaker 2: We get into it later and we'll talk about later.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, run the prank right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 4: morning show, It is time now for the nephew to
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  Speaker 4: run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for his nest?
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  Speaker 11: Your funeral arrangement, Your funeral arrange A lot of people
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  Speaker 11: don't get to discuss their own funeral arrangements normally gone
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  Speaker 11: you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 10: Here and discussing them and you're supposed to be that's scary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 11: You get it, but you know to be able to
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  Speaker 11: get it like you.
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  Speaker 2: Won't it though, but you won't. You know you do
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  Speaker 2: want to.
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  Speaker 1: Be alive, that's what you would want.
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  Speaker 11: You want that, but you know there will be a time,
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  Speaker 11: so you may as well gonna pick out what you want.
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  Speaker 2: To help you request at my funeral?
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  Speaker 9: What's that if a woman that you don't know stars
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  Speaker 9: hollering at the funeral, just have her removed?
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  Speaker 11: And he already told us get her out of here?
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  Speaker 2: All right, your funeral range, Let's go get docor Hello.
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  Speaker 12: Hello, I'm trying to retell you miss Diana. Please, she's
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  Speaker 12: not in the moment. I take a message flee. My
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  Speaker 12: name is John Johnny. I'm actually the funeral director here
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  Speaker 12: the funeral home because Diane came in earlier today and
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  Speaker 12: tried to get the arrangements set. First of all, I
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  Speaker 12: want to say my condolences to you all and your
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  Speaker 12: entire family for what you're going through. She filled out
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  Speaker 12: some paperwork here and I wanted to make sure I
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  Speaker 12: got everything actually correct. I'm a little not sure on
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  Speaker 12: what she wants on the actual tombstone. I don't know
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  Speaker 12: if she wants Rob or Robert?
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  Speaker 8: You are you?
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  Speaker 12: Are you wanted the members that may be able to
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  Speaker 12: tell me exactly what she would want.
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  Speaker 13: On I am I'm Robert.
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  Speaker 12: Listen, what is all about it? She gave me this morning?
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  Speaker 12: What you're talking about? Okay? Hold on saying, Siry you
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  Speaker 12: you who I am?
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  Speaker 8: Robert? Rob Robert?
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  Speaker 14: That's me?
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  Speaker 13: Okay?
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  Speaker 12: And is there a senior or well junior is just
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  Speaker 12: a child. I'm Robino, That's who I am. Junior is
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  Speaker 12: a child either on us? Did we're health?
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  Speaker 8: Okay?
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  Speaker 12: Okay, okay, okay, hang on? Oh my god, all right,
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  Speaker 12: I don't okay, hang on a second, sir, Yeah, yeah
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  Speaker 12: you know miss ms sir, Miss Diane is your wife?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah?
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  Speaker 12: That is my wife? You sure you have to you
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  Speaker 12: sure he came in uh this morning? Uh maybe five five?
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  Speaker 12: Uh what salt and pepper, hair, shoulder ling? Uh maybe
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  Speaker 12: a medium brown complex mm hmm.
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  Speaker 8: What kind of costUS?
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  Speaker 12: Which is having you see the cars.
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  Speaker 13: And see the call something?
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  Speaker 14: Uh?
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  Speaker 12: It seemed like it was a some type of was
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  Speaker 12: it amy?
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  Speaker 15: I think?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah?
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  Speaker 16: That's what I mean. What happened?
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  Speaker 12: Tell me? Actually tell me what happened this morning? She
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  Speaker 12: came in and said what to you? He came in
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  Speaker 12: and mster, why why?
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  Speaker 13: Why?
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  Speaker 8: Why?
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  Speaker 12: Why do I call back when miss Diane is there?
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  Speaker 12: We can go call down, you know, tell me that
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  Speaker 12: right now, I need to know what is going on.
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  Speaker 12: You might wife want to telling she would have a
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  Speaker 12: foodel for me, and you tell me you would call
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  Speaker 12: me living know, tell me that, sir. All I know
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  Speaker 12: is is Miss Diane came in. The paperwork was a
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  Speaker 12: little I was just coming and reevaluate you know what?
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  Speaker 12: I what? I what what? I what was written here?
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  Speaker 12: It was right? I mean, she came in, she picked
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  Speaker 12: out the casket, she did everything that she was supposed to.
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  Speaker 12: Casket casket, bro bro b.
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  Speaker 13: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 12: I don't really understand what's going on, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 12: find out later on. I'm gonna find her. I don't understand.
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  Speaker 12: I've never been in a I've never been in a
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  Speaker 12: situation like this. Okay, so we're about to get in
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  Speaker 12: the situation. Maybe I need to call back when this
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  Speaker 12: Diane gets there. I said, I need to talk to
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  Speaker 12: you now. She had six o'clock. Don't worry about that.
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  Speaker 12: Where you at anyway?
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  Speaker 8: What's your name?
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  Speaker 14: Again.
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  Speaker 12: Where you at? I'm I'm John, Sir. I'm the funeral
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  Speaker 12: home direct. I'm sorry, y'all. You might be you might
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  Speaker 12: be making some filer raming for her too. I might
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  Speaker 12: need to switch games put her team on that, okay, sir.
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  Speaker 12: Guess what six o'clock is? Six o'clock, sir, six o'clock.
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  Speaker 12: You're gonna be there, sir. A funeral is a very
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  Speaker 12: serious thing, sir. So you're you're so serious.
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  Speaker 8: Bro.
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  Speaker 12: Look, my wife is coming. She's trying to bury me me.
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  Speaker 12: I'm wouldn't even be on the paper. Robert, it's it's
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  Speaker 12: it's Rob or Robert, whichever one.
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  Speaker 8: I mean.
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  Speaker 12: I don't, I don't.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I won't.
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  Speaker 12: I don't. I don't, I don't. I don't know. We
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  Speaker 12: even be feasi, you know what I'm saying. We didn't
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  Speaker 12: even argue. We had a little light barging in last
• 18:16
  Speaker 12: week by little light bil or something, a little black man.
• 18:19
  Speaker 12: But you having funerals to merry? Man, I tell you
• 18:24
  Speaker 12: that this up. They got the right now, you got
• 18:27
  Speaker 12: the right one. I tell you, man, I'm not watch
• 18:34
  Speaker 12: I mean, since I have you on the phone, is
• 18:36
  Speaker 12: can I ask you? What is it all right? If
• 18:38
  Speaker 12: I asked you something, sir, you want to ask me?
• 18:40
  Speaker 14: Brother?
• 18:41
  Speaker 12: I mean, since since it is your funeral, would you
• 18:43
  Speaker 12: would you like the light blue lining or the white
• 18:46
  Speaker 12: lining in the inside on the inside about that? You
• 18:48
  Speaker 12: played with me right now now you're trying me. Now,
• 18:51
  Speaker 12: if I come down there and swing on you, you
• 18:53
  Speaker 12: won't like it. It's gonna be two funerals. You keep
• 18:57
  Speaker 12: on last, You're gonna pick your own plane. Man, I'm
• 19:01
  Speaker 12: not here brusting my like here twenty ship. All I said,
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: a little bit lights up around here, It's gonna keep
• 19:08
  Speaker 12: the billing eye. But she would say, huh around here,
• 19:10
  Speaker 12: all ot, sir, be light, so light, so light? A funeral?
• 19:16
  Speaker 12: Come on, man, boy, I swear to God, just gonna
• 19:19
  Speaker 12: tell you. I'm saying, can I can? I? Can? I?
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: Can?
• 19:21
  Speaker 13: I tell you?
• 19:21
  Speaker 12: What else your wife told me when she was here?
• 19:23
  Speaker 12: What what else too?
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: You?
• 19:24
  Speaker 12: A you? I need to know anywhere?
• 19:26
  Speaker 13: I need to know? Tell me gas tell us well.
• 19:29
  Speaker 12: She told me to tell you exactly who I was.
• 19:32
  Speaker 12: What Who are you? I'm sorry, who are you, sir?
• 19:38
  Speaker 12: Who's the race? I'm not John? I'm not John from
• 19:41
  Speaker 12: the funeral home.
• 19:42
  Speaker 13: You bet le me?
• 19:43
  Speaker 12: You better tell me you no better here, not no, no,
• 19:46
  Speaker 12: no nothing, none of you tell me the funeral. This
• 19:50
  Speaker 12: it this right here. His nephew tire me from the
• 19:53
  Speaker 12: Steve Arby Martin Shell with your wife Diane, got me
• 19:57
  Speaker 12: to pray phone call you Hello, I swell ye some
• 20:08
  Speaker 12: boy boy.
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: Y'all.
• 20:12
  Speaker 12: Man, y'all just stop paying people saying man oh man,
• 20:15
  Speaker 12: I'll just.
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: See you.
• 20:17
  Speaker 12: I say, hey, man, look hill bro big better need
• 20:20
  Speaker 12: a sup bang, I need all that meat, all that
• 20:24
  Speaker 12: shoes shop head that all right, man, I'd do that. Hey,
• 20:29
  Speaker 12: let me ask what is the baddest radio show in
• 20:33
  Speaker 12: the land. Steve Hobby Morning Show?
• 20:36
  Speaker 14: And now nah.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: All right, thank you that you coming up next as
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: the clo with our chief love officers. You're listening Harvey
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: and entertainment dues. Just in case you're wondering, we'll tell you. O. J.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Simpson support for US president just in case you may
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: have crossed your mind.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Teddy donates.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: A million dollars to an hbc U football team. And
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: do NFL quarterback Lamar Jackson and Trump weigh the same?
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Do they weigh the same? According to Trump's Fulton County
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: booking record. We'll talk about all of these stories, yes,
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: at the top of the hour, but right now it
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: is time to ask the clo. This runs from Lou
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: and Mesquite Lou Wrights. I got fired two weeks ago
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: and my wife is pregnant with our first child. I
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: have three more months of pay on my separation deal
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: at work, and I'm hoping to find a new job
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: before then. So my question is should I tell my
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: wife I got fired now or wait to see if
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: I can get a new job.
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: Well, ain't no need to stress in her how you know,
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: she pregnant and everything. But dog, it's first of all,
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: if I was what's his name, Lou Lou, if I
• 21:58
  Speaker 9: were you, I would take the old woe's me approach
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: away from this. You got you got three months, seventh
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: page salary that's gonna last you for ninety days. Okay,
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: So you covered that part. Ain't no need distressing your girl, Like,
• 22:15
  Speaker 9: get out here and make something happen. Sometimes the separation
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: is a blessing.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Man. You don't know when when the door closes. It's
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: some modos man.
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: You just got to walk up the hall, Louke, go
• 22:25
  Speaker 9: up the hall and see what God got for you.
• 22:28
  Speaker 9: Maybe God got something better now, lou what you didn't
• 22:31
  Speaker 9: tell us in this letter why you got fired Now, Louis,
• 22:34
  Speaker 9: you can't pass drug tests and your ass has got
• 22:38
  Speaker 9: to quit smoking weed because you got.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: To pass these drug tests.
• 22:43
  Speaker 9: Now, lou If you like taking stuff from the job
• 22:46
  Speaker 9: to the house and you wasn't paying attention to where
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: the cameras.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Was posted, lou you gonna have to stop stealing.
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: Look, these are all the reasons you can't get along
• 22:59
  Speaker 9: with coworkers down on your job. You're gonna have to
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: stop slapping the taste out of people's mouth just because you.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Like to say I slap taste out your mouth and
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: then do it.
• 23:08
  Speaker 9: So Louke, these are three major reasons that can get
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: you fired and prevent you from getting high. Ain't nobody
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: hind nobody to whooping other employees asss. Ain't nobody hind
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: nobody to steal, Ain't nobody hind no junkie.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: So your ass gonna have.
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: To fix them the problems and so your ass can
• 23:26
  Speaker 9: get a job.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Thank you, all right.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Moving on to Christian and Tampa, Christian writes, my five
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: year old hasn't been in school two weeks and she's
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: already pointing her little finger at her classmates and teachers,
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: telling them what to do. She gets this from my
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: mother in law, who kept her all summer. How do
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: I correct her behavior?
• 23:46
  Speaker 9: As you're gonna blame it on the mama law, that's.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: What she ain't never seen you do nothing, bossy all grandma?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Not according to her?
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know, she five? This is direct the
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: bullet five.
• 24:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, like, I ain't gonna tell you how
• 24:05
  Speaker 9: to correct your child. I'm just telling you how I
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: got corrected. Go down to that school and point again
• 24:10
  Speaker 9: to see what.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Happened, right, thank you?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Watch and see what I point.
• 24:18
  Speaker 9: You're gonna get this shoe point pointed somewhebt I fix
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: it like that.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: It's five years old. It's fixable.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Go ahead, all right, Jasmine and Brooklyn says, I'm dating
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: a married guy and I saw him from a distance
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: at an outdoor concert with another woman. I lost him
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: in the crowd, and he said it might or may
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: not have been him. He said, either way, he didn't
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: owe me an explanation. This cut like a knife. Does
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: that mean he doesn't care about me?
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: What? Help?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 24:51
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: What? Yeah, she's married.
• 24:57
  Speaker 9: If you saw him concert somewhere outside and you think
• 25:02
  Speaker 9: he's with another one, but you lost him in the crowd.
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: He say he don't owe you nothing. He just told
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: you judge then told her told me best. Don't let
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: a man have to tell you twice.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: He don't want you. He just told you, dang. He
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: ain't got an answer to you. He don't answer.
• 25:20
  Speaker 9: He ain't answer to his wife. What is he for
• 25:23
  Speaker 9: to answer you for? He didn't want you with another
• 25:26
  Speaker 9: one man?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: He gonna want you later? What's your turn? Thank you?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Wayne?
• 25:33
  Speaker 9: You might have just you might have found out that
• 25:35
  Speaker 9: you ain't even number two. You might have just found
• 25:37
  Speaker 9: out that you further down on the rotation. You might
• 25:41
  Speaker 9: not even girl. You might be four strained.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Girl. You might even be on the practice squad.
• 25:48
  Speaker 9: You don't even know. You probably ain't even you never,
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: you'll never get in the game.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know why they that's a question. Yeah, does
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: he think he on camp? I'm The deeper problem is
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: how much?
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: But you don't care about yourself, right, that's the deeper problem.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I'm dating a married man, now you not?
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: You dating a married man, now you not? You're seeing
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: him when he's available. And they ain't nothing wrong with that.
• 26:17
  Speaker 9: If that's the arrangement you're gonna do, well, it's something
• 26:19
  Speaker 9: wrong with it. But if that's what you want to do,
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: that's you. You can put calling it something else, though,
• 26:24
  Speaker 9: y'all not date far from them. You can't go nowhere.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Y'all ain't going another restaurant and sitting down all enough food.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: That's what you take.
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you ain't finna call in and make no reservations
• 26:36
  Speaker 9: in your name. Y.
• 26:39
  Speaker 11: We fin to put all this tin on this car
• 26:41
  Speaker 11: and go to the drive in movie. That's where we're going.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, last one, Steve.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: This is from Cammy and Louisville.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Cammy says, my boyfriend bought an older condo and he
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: doesn't have a washing machine at his house yet, so
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: he uses my washing machine. I was helping him do
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: laundry and I saw a white wife beater that was
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: it was too small for him him and too small
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: for me. He said, it's one of his that shrank.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Does he think I'm stupid?
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I think that was a good one though. I like
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: that one right there.
• 27:18
  Speaker 17: Dog.
• 27:19
  Speaker 9: That's some shop thinking. I like that one that was.
• 27:22
  Speaker 9: It was, it was It's possible you were pretty It's
• 27:26
  Speaker 9: possible that damn hot water.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, it'll do a number on your clothes.
• 27:33
  Speaker 9: And then all what he should have did to top
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: it off was put it on in front of.
• 27:45
  Speaker 11: Lord.
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: That would have been when he'd have had that little
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: too top on. That would have been nice. You're gonna
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: have to get to wash and drive. That's what he's
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: gonna have to do. But but here the part though,
• 27:55
  Speaker 9: she said it was too small for him and for me,
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: sister girl, strong over there, go ahead, girl.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: But the thing about it is your approve of the lie. Okay.
• 28:08
  Speaker 9: Oh man, if it wasn't a lie, it was damn
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: show good. I just thank yourself.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: I watched her. It shrunk.
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: Boys, come on, yeah, that's what you call on your feet,
• 28:22
  Speaker 9: off the cuff, on your feet.
• 28:25
  Speaker 10: Just call you do realize that Candy broke you for advice.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: It's not him, not the dude that lied to, just
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: the wife.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Be there you. Oh, I can't help you're giving him
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: praise and she needs some milk.
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I can't help camick oh to wash her own clothes. Yeah,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: I can't help Candy.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: He said to Camy.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Well, she couldn't set the shirt yeah.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Came, you can't fit your shirt. Congratulations. Girl. Can't let
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: him know what you're working with.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Girl.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Does he think I'm stupid? No, he don't think you stupid?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, coming up, of course.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Do you think he's stupid? Don't you?
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Morning show. Well, in case your guys were racking your brains. O. J.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Simpson is weighing in on the twenty twenty four United
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: States presidential race.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go.
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: I knew there was some interest.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Be Christy. OHJ is talking.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: OJ isn't afraid to speak his mind on social media.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: We all know that he recently posted a message saying, quote,
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: this morning, I got up and I found myself watching
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Meet the Press. They had Vivika Ramaswami on. And now,
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: just like the debates, the Republican debates, I said, hey,
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: this guy's onto something. OJ has a VP suggestion too,
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: So you ready for this one? He says, if he
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: got himself an experienced person to run with him. Experienced
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: person I would say, like Nikki Haley, somebody that knows
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: foreign affairs this guy would have a chance.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I bet so. There you go.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: He's he's liking right now, Vivid Rama Swamiday.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: What ho he is? He's he's actually worse than Donald Trump.
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: This guy Rama Swammy he's you know, he posed the
• 30:28
  Speaker 9: question at the debate. I told you all, I actually
• 30:31
  Speaker 9: watched the debate after this. I watched the Republican debate.
• 30:35
  Speaker 9: He actually stood up and said, if I become president,
• 30:40
  Speaker 9: the first thing I'm going to do is pardon Donald Trump.
• 30:44
  Speaker 9: Right man, this is a dangerous just do right here, man?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you why?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Why do we care what OJ think? Though?
• 30:55
  Speaker 9: I just I'm kind of wrapped my mind around here
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: is the bigger question. I have a bigger question. I
• 31:00
  Speaker 9: do OJ think we care? When he posted that he
• 31:08
  Speaker 9: didn't hear in the back of his mind, he didn't
• 31:11
  Speaker 9: hear do anybody give a damn?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Didn't he here?
• 31:16
  Speaker 9: Who gives a flying He didn't hear none of that.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: He didn't hear. Please please, But.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: If anyone needs to get somewhere and sit down, it's OJ.
• 31:33
  Speaker 9: He didn't hear w t F you talking about? He
• 31:37
  Speaker 9: didn't hear none of that in his OJ ain't got
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: no voice in his head. He just uped at by hisself.
• 31:48
  Speaker 9: OJ is one of them people, like somebody told this
• 31:50
  Speaker 9: stupid dude, I know, she said Lisa Nicholson, the motivational speaker,
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: She got to talking to a friend of mine and
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: was just looking at him just as confused. And when
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: he got through talking, she said, you know what, you
• 32:02
  Speaker 9: don't need to go up in your mind no more
• 32:04
  Speaker 9: by yourself.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 32:09
  Speaker 9: Which you should just take somebody with you so when
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: you come back out your mind. Somebody then told you
• 32:15
  Speaker 9: don't bring that out of that, right And that's that's
• 32:19
  Speaker 9: OJ man OJ. It's like he got mad at this
• 32:22
  Speaker 9: football player who received a lighter sentence than he did
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: for the same crime he committed when he stole. He said,
• 32:30
  Speaker 9: I don't understand the fairness of the justice system. I
• 32:33
  Speaker 9: got all these years and we did the same thing.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Well, o J.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: A lot of people still mad. But you killing them people?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got away with the omahamicide. You don't need
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: to question the justice system.
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: There's a lot of people still a little upset about
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: this right here. And I just I don't know if
• 32:55
  Speaker 9: you notice that or not. You know, your inability to
• 32:57
  Speaker 9: get on golf courses and stuff, like that. I don't
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: know if you've been paying attention to it.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: But nobody likes.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Matter of fact, right, that dog?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: If I vote.
• 33:10
  Speaker 10: If I vote and I find out, oh J didn't
• 33:13
  Speaker 10: voted the way I voted, give my ballet back.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I'm changing bad.
• 33:16
  Speaker 10: You're my ballot back, I mean my ballot. Oh J
• 33:20
  Speaker 10: voted the same way. So I did something stupid.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: What's his name though, again, Shirley Vivid.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: His name is Vivid Ramaswami.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: He is the worst man. That candidate. That dude is
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: dangerous man.
• 33:35
  Speaker 9: He is very, very dangerous.
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: He's not gonna get the number.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: No, he's not gonna. No, he's not gonna get it.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I have to worry, all right. Moving on to.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: August twenty fourth, former President Donald Trump surrendered to authorities
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: out of Fulton County Jail in Georgia following his indictment
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: on thirteen charges to reverse the twenty twenty presidential election
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: results in Georgia. Trump, who is seventy seven, His booking
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: record listed his height as sixty three and weighing two
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: hundred and fifteen pounds.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Well, some media users don't believe that that.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Trump is an inch taller and weighs the same as
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson, who is six two and
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: weighs two hundred and fifteen pounds.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: So, Steve, you're into fitness.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: You're sixty three or something, right, six ' two six two?
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: What do you think you're sixteen?
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Donald Trump is sixty three. He is two fifteen though. Huh.
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: But if you think his fat asses two fifty, you
• 34:38
  Speaker 9: think that big loose, slatchy ass dude is two fifteen heavy?
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: What do you know about fitness?
• 34:49
  Speaker 9: Donald Trump weighed the same thing as Lamar Jackson?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: What the same? The same? Seven an inch taller?
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: How old is Trump? And you.
• 35:09
  Speaker 13: Know what?
• 35:10
  Speaker 11: He's no fat on Lamar jack Yeah.
• 35:15
  Speaker 9: And all is fat on Donald Trump. He don't eat nutrition.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: He didn't.
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: He got more fast, he got more face fat on him.
• 35:29
  Speaker 9: Then Lamar got on his body.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: His entire body.
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: Wow, don't forget.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: He loved McDonald's.
• 35:34
  Speaker 10: Now remember, yeah, yeah, Trump love McDonald You can't be
• 35:39
  Speaker 10: two fifteen, all right, love McDonald's.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: He amused it.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we have
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: some advice from Steve from Investments over the weekend on
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: building wealth.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it, right after this you're listening.
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: Morning show Steve.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: You were one of the headline speakers this past Sunday
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: at investmentst in Atlanta. So here's a question, what kind
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: of advice would you give someone who is new to
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: investing and they're trying to build wealth for their financial future.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Well, last year I was talking about opening speakers.
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: This this year, I interviewed the great Robert Smith, the billionaire. Yes,
• 36:24
  Speaker 9: not just a billionaire, thirteen you will put that number.
• 36:30
  Speaker 9: They talked about the number of billions you know, you
• 36:34
  Speaker 9: know money, one billionaire, thirteen of these don't. And he
• 36:38
  Speaker 9: is the richest man of color in this country. And
• 36:41
  Speaker 9: I know somebody told you all you know I'm the
• 36:44
  Speaker 9: richest black man.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Boy. I don't know how that didn't last long, did it?
• 36:52
  Speaker 12: No?
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: It's him.
• 36:53
  Speaker 9: And I walked out to introduce her that Investments had
• 36:56
  Speaker 9: a five introduction for me. They had a yes talk
• 36:59
  Speaker 9: about it video, and then I came out in news
• 37:02
  Speaker 9: what they call it pyro tech.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Five was coming out.
• 37:09
  Speaker 9: I felt like Kevin Hart was just five SI coming
• 37:13
  Speaker 9: out on staffs.
• 37:14
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 37:14
  Speaker 9: I ain't even telling Joe, this is just better than
• 37:16
  Speaker 9: any intro I had in my whole career.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: So I came out.
• 37:19
  Speaker 9: It was five, was blowing off and everything, and I
• 37:22
  Speaker 9: got out there and little you know, everybody.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Gets their cameras out. Yeah, nobody clapped.
• 37:27
  Speaker 9: No most So I waited and I said, all right, man,
• 37:30
  Speaker 9: now y'all bought all these cameras out and everything. Put
• 37:33
  Speaker 9: your damn cameras down and clap for me? Can you
• 37:37
  Speaker 9: give me some kind of love? Me in the whole
• 37:39
  Speaker 9: room put their cameras that not all of them, but
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: then they gave me some love. And then I just
• 37:43
  Speaker 9: said right away, I said, well, let men just going
• 37:46
  Speaker 9: to address it right now. Let's get this out the way.
• 37:51
  Speaker 9: I'm fine, my wife fine, We fine. I don't know
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: what y'all out here talking, but we find.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: The room exploded when you said that.
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: Ya hey, OK, Steve, ain't Marjorie were pulling for y'all.
• 38:08
  Speaker 9: We look, I don't know what that happened. Man, in
• 38:10
  Speaker 9: this world where where we don't pull for each other
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: no more. But if you think you talking to somebody
• 38:16
  Speaker 9: on red table talk, you got the wrong damn couple
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: right here. Listen to me. This ain't need to be
• 38:22
  Speaker 9: no red table talk, none of this. Here we find
• 38:26
  Speaker 9: and one other thing about that. Just let me say this.
• 38:29
  Speaker 9: If you know anything about me, if you listen to
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: this radio show, you know good in hell well, if
• 38:35
  Speaker 9: my wife was to cheat on me, you already know
• 38:38
  Speaker 9: I'd have been down that Thursday with Donald Trump at
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: Fuding County.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Shot y'all good.
• 38:44
  Speaker 9: And hell well, you know good and damn well, I've
• 38:48
  Speaker 9: been right down there with Donald Trump.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Who next step over?
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: Don put that put two fifteen on mine too. I
• 39:00
  Speaker 9: will want to be the same wait as Donald and
• 39:02
  Speaker 9: all lamar.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: All right, Steve, comeing I me thirty four minutes after
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: the hour. We'll check your voicemail right after this. You're
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: listening morning show, and it's time now to check your voicemail.
• 39:19
  Speaker 17: Steve.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: If you would like to leave a message for Steve,
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: call him eight seven seven twenty nine.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Steve, eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, you might just
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: hear your call on the air. Are you ready, sir?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Here we go. All right, This call is from Washington,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: d C.
• 39:34
  Speaker 15: Uncle Steve.
• 39:36
  Speaker 18: I want to tell you that your nephew showed his entire,
• 39:39
  Speaker 18: as my father would say, entire blacktail with a word
• 39:44
  Speaker 18: on that stage tonight in DC at the Howard Theater.
• 39:48
  Speaker 18: My father and my family held from Cleveland, Ohio forty
• 39:53
  Speaker 18: six months Cozy, and I want to tell you that
• 39:55
  Speaker 18: your nephew Tommy came through.
• 39:58
  Speaker 15: He came through. I really want to shout out.
• 40:02
  Speaker 18: The fact that he put out there about his story
• 40:06
  Speaker 18: with cancer and his fu q to cancer.
• 40:10
  Speaker 15: Me and my sisters was out there celebrating.
• 40:12
  Speaker 18: My oldest sister's birthday, and my mother succumbed to breast
• 40:17
  Speaker 18: cancer in twenty eighteen, and nephew Tommy's.
• 40:21
  Speaker 15: Fu q to cancer really touched us. We appreciate you,
• 40:25
  Speaker 15: Uncle Steve. We appreciate you Morning Show, and nephew Tommy.
• 40:28
  Speaker 15: Keep doing your things. Netflix, Kieri.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Come okay, Tommy, let me ask you something. What is
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: she referring to when she talks?
• 40:38
  Speaker 9: What she said that?
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What is that? You canceled?
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Blank cancer? Pretty much blank cancer? Oh f you cancel
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: there's a whole run on cancer though.
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: Oh I thought you were just I thought it was
• 40:53
  Speaker 9: something more intellectual.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, excuse me what you just said.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I lost it for me and I
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: don't know why I thought they stupid ass at the
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: end of that. Now it's just just few.
• 41:10
  Speaker 9: But I want to say shout out to the lady
• 41:11
  Speaker 9: that called in from Cleveland on forty six and Scoping.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Please understand she ain't to be played with.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna.
• 41:23
  Speaker 9: Tell you right now, if you come from there forty
• 41:27
  Speaker 9: six and Scope, uh huh.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: That ain't the border. That's that's off up in there.
• 41:35
  Speaker 9: Okay, that's off up in there. I had your mind right.
• 41:39
  Speaker 9: Don't go down there playing because ain't nobody down there
• 41:41
  Speaker 9: to play with. Okay, forty six and Scope much respect that?
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Lord?
• 41:48
  Speaker 9: What did what high school did they go to? They
• 41:50
  Speaker 9: either went to East High, East Tech. They went to
• 41:54
  Speaker 9: one of them East Higher, East Tech. I think who's
• 41:57
  Speaker 9: at the East Center.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: We were strong that we was the work. You come
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: down here if you want to. We was the work.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: All right? All right?
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: This is a voicemailed Steve about your singing Roscoe, about
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Roscoe good mornings.
• 42:17
  Speaker 17: Please can you tell these fathers do not sing on
• 42:21
  Speaker 17: the radio anymore. Please do not think he shallnot sing
• 42:26
  Speaker 17: every song he tried to sing. I want to hear
• 42:29
  Speaker 17: maybe once a month, but please keep him off the
• 42:33
  Speaker 17: radio singing. He talks the best. Let him talk, Thank you, ah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 19: I'm so we love with you. Come on oh thing
• 42:48
  Speaker 19: you want to do?
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know what? It's all right, we.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Leave me.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: The one you from R to.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Talking about some don't sing.
• 43:11
  Speaker 9: I'm saying, soon as you shut up talking, lady, You
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: don't know, lady, you don't tell me what to do
• 43:18
  Speaker 9: it Steve Harvey more on the show, nobody know you?
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: What's her name? We don't want her name? Yeah, that
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: they don't. You don't even you even give your name
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: because you know, ain't nobody.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Know this, lady?
• 43:34
  Speaker 9: Why you give me your name for what?
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Don'tbody know you? Ain't nobody stunning? You know?
• 43:44
  Speaker 12: So weird?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Love with you still singing? Kim a damn you're talking
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: about rock saying I stole the road all.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Either the story?
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Do you all right?
• 43:58
  Speaker 9: Coming up next for being a singer, he famous for
• 44:01
  Speaker 9: being a songwriter.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Coming up next to his nephew, and today's prank phone
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: call right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show. Coming
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today, and the
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: subject is he prefers teasing over pleasing. Really Okay, we'll
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: get into that find out what that's all about in
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: just a few because right now. The nephew is here
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: with today's prank phone call.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: What you got for us?
• 44:32
  Speaker 11: Tommy class reunion, Shirley class reunion?
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: It is time? What a class reunion? All right? Have
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: y'all been to y'all? Yeah a minute? Yeah, went to
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: the tenure. You can go after that, though, I went
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: to the after that.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: He hits the lottery, baby, she did.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Junior. You went to one. I went to my twenty.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah stop twenty.
• 45:08
  Speaker 11: When your class may start looking like the teachers, it's
• 45:11
  Speaker 11: time to stock go, stock going. But this right here
• 45:16
  Speaker 11: is class reunion. Let's go cat dog class reunion. I
• 45:19
  Speaker 11: think y'all gonna get a kick out of this one.
• 45:21
  Speaker 11: Let's go.
• 45:22
  Speaker 16: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Sylvia. Please she's not available,
• 45:26
  Speaker 16: but this is her husband and rating to help you.
• 45:28
  Speaker 8: How you doing, man?
• 45:29
  Speaker 13: My name is King, I'm I graduated with Sylvia. We're
• 45:32
  Speaker 13: having a big twenty five year class reunion this year,
• 45:35
  Speaker 13: okay for nineteen eighty five.
• 45:37
  Speaker 14: We should be.
• 45:38
  Speaker 13: Home, so I don't know, man.
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: She actually shopping right now?
• 45:41
  Speaker 13: Okay, okay, cool, well listen as you heard about that,
• 45:44
  Speaker 13: you know about the reunion or or do you know
• 45:47
  Speaker 13: anything about that?
• 45:48
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 45:49
  Speaker 16: Not to my knowledge. It is the first time I ever
• 45:50
  Speaker 16: heard about a reunion.
• 45:51
  Speaker 13: Okay, well there's a reunion, man, she's actually, I think
• 45:55
  Speaker 13: signed up for it. I'm not sure that's why I
• 45:56
  Speaker 13: asked you, but I think I saw her name was
• 45:59
  Speaker 13: that she was signed up to come. Let me I
• 46:02
  Speaker 13: should When exactly did you graduate?
• 46:04
  Speaker 16: I graduated in eighty two, okay, in eighty two.
• 46:07
  Speaker 13: Okay, you a lit a little bit before us. Then
• 46:09
  Speaker 13: all right, well listen, Let let me go ahead and
• 46:13
  Speaker 13: say this on Drake. Actually, in high school, man, Sylvia
• 46:17
  Speaker 13: was my you know, my high school sweetheart, and we
• 46:21
  Speaker 13: you know, we dated from ninth grade to freshman year
• 46:24
  Speaker 13: in college. And I wanted to see, if, you know,
• 46:26
  Speaker 13: if it was cool with you, you know, if you
• 46:29
  Speaker 13: didn't mind me escorting her to the twenty five year class.
• 46:32
  Speaker 8: Reunion doing what.
• 46:35
  Speaker 13: Let me say that again, Like I say, man, my
• 46:37
  Speaker 13: name is ken Kim.
• 46:39
  Speaker 8: I got that part. I'm trying to make sure I
• 46:41
  Speaker 8: heard rite what you said.
• 46:42
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I said that I Sylvia and I were high
• 46:45
  Speaker 13: school sweethearts.
• 46:46
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 46:46
  Speaker 13: I was, uh, you know, from ninth grade all the
• 46:48
  Speaker 13: way to freshman year in college. We dated each other.
• 46:50
  Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, yeah, I got I got that, But what
• 46:52
  Speaker 8: did you ask me?
• 46:53
  Speaker 13: I asked you if it was all right for if
• 46:56
  Speaker 13: you didn't mind if I escorted her to the twenty
• 46:59
  Speaker 13: five year class reunion.
• 47:01
  Speaker 8: Are you related to her?
• 47:03
  Speaker 13: No? I mean now, I'm not related to I just
• 47:05
  Speaker 13: told you I was a high school sweetheart.
• 47:07
  Speaker 16: No, man, I'm saying, nobody gonna be ask for my
• 47:09
  Speaker 16: wife nowhere. I put the ring on her finger. You
• 47:11
  Speaker 16: said you was you was her high school sweetheart?
• 47:13
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean we we was together from.
• 47:14
  Speaker 14: You know, ninth grade, all the way to month to
• 47:16
  Speaker 14: press mean year in college.
• 47:17
  Speaker 13: You know, so yeah, that was that.
• 47:19
  Speaker 8: That was in the past. But I'm sorry to let
• 47:21
  Speaker 8: you know that, but that.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Was in the past.
• 47:23
  Speaker 16: I'm the president, So I don't even think she's gonna
• 47:25
  Speaker 16: be interested in trying to go nowhere with you anyway.
• 47:27
  Speaker 13: Hey, man, what I'm trying to explain you This something innocent, though. Man,
• 47:30
  Speaker 13: this is just me taking her to you know, you know,
• 47:32
  Speaker 13: I thought she might get a kick out of us
• 47:34
  Speaker 13: going together.
• 47:34
  Speaker 8: You know, know what's wrong with you?
• 47:37
  Speaker 16: I didne told you.
• 47:37
  Speaker 8: If it's not going to one ear, put the phone
• 47:39
  Speaker 8: on the other one. She ain't going nowhere. What you
• 47:42
  Speaker 8: do I need to break it down anymore.
• 47:43
  Speaker 13: Hey man, you ain't gotta you ain't gotta talk to
• 47:45
  Speaker 13: me and disrespect me like this. Man.
• 47:47
  Speaker 8: Now, all I tried to do is you talking about
• 47:49
  Speaker 8: I'm disrespecting you. You're gonna call my gonna tell me
• 47:52
  Speaker 8: I'm disrespecting you. You asking me, could you take my
• 47:55
  Speaker 8: wife to the damn class reunion.
• 47:57
  Speaker 14: And expect me to be okay with that?
• 47:59
  Speaker 8: What kind of damn food than to call somebody as can.
• 48:02
  Speaker 14: You take they white chol class reunion?
• 48:04
  Speaker 8: Hey man?
• 48:04
  Speaker 13: That was my high school sweetheart. All right, we had
• 48:07
  Speaker 13: we had something. I was up first, Okay, I was
• 48:10
  Speaker 13: off firstf.
• 48:11
  Speaker 16: If you were the first, then I'm the last and
• 48:13
  Speaker 16: I'm the only one. So we're gonna leave it at that.
• 48:15
  Speaker 16: How about that partner?
• 48:17
  Speaker 13: It's whatever, man, You know what, Man, I try to
• 48:19
  Speaker 13: call you and talk to you like a man. But
• 48:21
  Speaker 13: you know what I should have did?
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: I taught to me like that and you was doing
• 48:24
  Speaker 8: a little stuff bad.
• 48:25
  Speaker 13: I should have called Sylvia in the first I should
• 48:27
  Speaker 13: have never called. Matter of fact, you know what I
• 48:29
  Speaker 13: apologize for, cause let me get out the phone and
• 48:32
  Speaker 13: just called Sylvia.
• 48:32
  Speaker 14: See me on ahead and do that.
• 48:36
  Speaker 8: You go right on the head and call her.
• 48:38
  Speaker 13: Well, that's what I'm gonna do. Because Sylvia can make
• 48:40
  Speaker 13: a decision on what Sylvia want to do.
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: I can tell you what thing Sylvia do, what Sylvia
• 48:44
  Speaker 8: want to do.
• 48:45
  Speaker 16: But Sylvia ain't interested in you.
• 48:47
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 48:47
  Speaker 13: This is not about being interested in me. Man, This
• 48:50
  Speaker 13: is innocent. This is just me and him going to
• 48:52
  Speaker 13: the damn class reunion together. Man, And it ain't like
• 48:55
  Speaker 13: we finna go do something together. Man, on a physical level,
• 49:00
  Speaker 13: just going to half phone.
• 49:01
  Speaker 8: Time on my cool.
• 49:03
  Speaker 16: I'm trying to tell you that I've already told you no. Okay,
• 49:06
  Speaker 16: if you can't get no, then I don't know what
• 49:09
  Speaker 16: you can't get. But you ain't getting Sylvie. I'll tell
• 49:11
  Speaker 16: you that much. She's not going to no reunion.
• 49:13
  Speaker 12: You know what.
• 49:14
  Speaker 13: Man, I'm through talking to you. I'm just gonna call
• 49:16
  Speaker 13: Sylvia because that's what I should have done in the first.
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: Place, a call lifting out. I'll tell you whether you
• 49:20
  Speaker 8: ain't gonna call nobody, you bet not down my wife number.
• 49:24
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you this right now. I'll be at that
• 49:26
  Speaker 8: class word union. I'll be looking for your kind, whatever
• 49:29
  Speaker 8: your name is. I'm gonna find out who you are.
• 49:31
  Speaker 8: I ain't playing those like as I told you, you
• 49:34
  Speaker 8: are disrespectful in the first place. I didn't told Joe
• 49:38
  Speaker 8: don't call my why she ain't going to.
• 49:41
  Speaker 14: Don't put union, so you better not call the phone.
• 49:45
  Speaker 8: You love you lady, walk up and knit of my
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: situation now to tell you I will comes to this
• 49:51
  Speaker 8: class reunion and I will still up. Man, because you
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: look like you're playing with me an actor, stupid or something.
• 49:56
  Speaker 8: You ain't taking my watch no class reunion. You're gonna
• 49:59
  Speaker 8: say what I'm saying.
• 50:00
  Speaker 14: Y'all don't want to go to rehualition with me? How
• 50:02
  Speaker 14: you know that you ain't going nowhere? But you out
• 50:04
  Speaker 14: and told you, man, don't get me acting.
• 50:05
  Speaker 13: Crazy up in here.
• 50:06
  Speaker 8: I'd have told you now. I say, at first I
• 50:08
  Speaker 8: was gonna come to the class for you, but I
• 50:09
  Speaker 8: will come to that Jess to makes suy'all knock your
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: light shout.
• 50:13
  Speaker 14: Don't be acting stupid like I can't find they got
• 50:15
  Speaker 14: all kinds.
• 50:16
  Speaker 13: Of what is innocent? Man? Me and her going to
• 50:19
  Speaker 13: the reunion is innoson if she ought to be able
• 50:21
  Speaker 13: to decide if she want to go with me or not.
• 50:23
  Speaker 14: I ain't nothing that thing about your.
• 50:24
  Speaker 8: Your sound tripes anyway, call somebody cause about the class
• 50:28
  Speaker 8: for union ain't need much heard about it.
• 50:29
  Speaker 14: I'll tell you what.
• 50:31
  Speaker 13: You know what, I'm gonna get off phone calls here. Okay,
• 50:34
  Speaker 13: respect the ring.
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: You understand what I'm saying to you. I didn't fos
• 50:37
  Speaker 8: to this shot man, but I don't understand what you
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: can't undersaid about that. Respect the ring.
• 50:43
  Speaker 13: And man, I got one more thing I need to
• 50:44
  Speaker 13: say to you.
• 50:45
  Speaker 14: Man, got to say it to me.
• 50:46
  Speaker 16: Man, you ain't got a thing to say to me
• 50:48
  Speaker 16: except to hit it.
• 50:49
  Speaker 8: Quick in your ear round.
• 50:50
  Speaker 13: I got one more damn thing to say to you,
• 50:52
  Speaker 13: and then I'm gonna get off the phone. I'm gonna
• 50:53
  Speaker 13: be through with it. Man, I'm gonna you got to
• 50:55
  Speaker 13: say to me.
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: Say what what's you gotta say to me?
• 50:58
  Speaker 16: For I hip this?
• 50:59
  Speaker 13: I got just to say to you. This is nephew
• 51:02
  Speaker 13: Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your wife still
• 51:06
  Speaker 13: be got me to prank phone call you? You read
• 51:14
  Speaker 13: I'm serious, man, I'm saying.
• 51:16
  Speaker 16: Oh man, I'm over here writing in everything.
• 51:20
  Speaker 8: Man, just mad.
• 51:21
  Speaker 14: Oh this is a joke though you alright, I'm I'm
• 51:25
  Speaker 14: I'm gonna be all.
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: Right about an hour or two.
• 51:29
  Speaker 16: That's that's okay, let's go all right, all right.
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: Y'all got me, y'all got me.
• 51:34
  Speaker 13: Well, I guess this is a good time to tell
• 51:36
  Speaker 13: you the class reunion is coming up, and I guess
• 51:41
  Speaker 13: there ain't no class. Uh no, here's a class for you.
• 51:43
  Speaker 13: You need to get ready because you're going.
• 51:46
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I'll be making sure that there's one of us.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: I put some stupid on that one. Yeah you did.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: I liked him though, Yes, wasn't budget.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: It's not a game with him about Sylvia going to
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: this what you said?
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: No, no, not that part the other party. No, no,
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: after that though, yeah, after that.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: These dudes don't be playing about their wives.
• 52:15
  Speaker 12: No games.
• 52:16
  Speaker 7: It's zero games.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, respect the ring I have told you.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 11: The Nephew was back on stage, back on stage October
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  Speaker 11: sixth seven, eight October sixth seven, eighth, Colleen, Texas twice
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  Speaker 11: as Funny Comedy Club. Twice as Funny Comedy Club. The
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  Speaker 11: Nephew will be in town. Tickets are on sale right now,
• 52:42
  Speaker 11: so I get a little break in September, but back
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  Speaker 11: at it in October. In September belongs to the wife,
• 52:50
  Speaker 11: That's what it belonged to he get all of September.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Lord, I can't wait for October.
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  Speaker 1: Lord you mean good?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, if you do that September the loan to
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  Speaker 2: the wife.
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  Speaker 11: So I'll be back on stage October twice and find
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  Speaker 11: a comedy club clean Texas six seven eight to Oktober.
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  Speaker 4: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter.
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  Speaker 4: And the subject is he prefers teasing over pleasing. We'll
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  Speaker 4: get into that right after this.
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  Speaker 4: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
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• 53:49
  Speaker 11: you here it is Strawberry Letter.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject he prefers teasing over pleasing.
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  Speaker 4: Dear Stephen Shirley, I have a husband and a boyfriend
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: that is there for me in ways that my husband
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: is not. My husband is a lot bigger than he
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: was when we got married eight years ago, so he's
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: not able to perform in the bedroom. I asked him
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: for a hall pass a year ago, and I've been
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: messing with the man on the side since then. I've
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: run into an issue with my boyfriend, though. It seems
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: that he has caught feelings for me, so I'm going
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: to have to cut him loose. Our setup was simple.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: We don't talk about personal stuff when we link up
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: in hotel rooms. He gets a party started and we
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: leave as soon as the party is over. We don't
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: talk unless we're texting to set up a time to
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: meet up. So he called me at work last week
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: and said he likes me a lot and wants to
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: slow things down because he can sense that I'm very
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: tense when we're intimate. I told him it's my conscience
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: because I'm cheating on my husband. He got a room
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: for us later that day, and he brought hot wings
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: and Hennessy and expected me to sit on the hotel
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: balcony and talk to him. I got mad and left
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: a few days later, we met up again and he
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: was all about the pregame and teasing me and said
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: that he was devoting that day to sensual touch. That
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: was a final straw for me, so I told him
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: I was going to the bar and I left. I
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: texted him and told him I've got a husband for
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: all of the mushy stuff, so he needs to be
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: ready for action when we link up. When he and
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: I link up, I don't feel bad that he's falling
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: for me because he knew what was up when we
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: started this fling. Our setup worked for months, The sex
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: was great and he was cool. It's hard to find
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: a good side dude.
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  Speaker 2: What should I do?
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  Speaker 1: Keep him or not? You're kidding right.
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  Speaker 8: With this letter.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: You do know this letter is crazy and this whole
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: situation which your side piece is dangerous if nothing else.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: Although you didn't say it directly, I am assuming your
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: husband said yes when.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: You asked him for a hall pass. I can't believe
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: he said that.
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  Speaker 4: No matter how big you say he's gotten and how
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: you know, terrible or whatever, how much he can't perform
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: in the bedroom. How would you like it if your
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: husband had a side piece? Because you seem like I
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: don't know, you don't care what he does. You have
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: to leave your side, dude, and stay gone. That's the
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: only solution here. I mean, well, you know, if you
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: still want your marriage, this man has caught feelings for
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: you and he's coming for you. I know you told
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: him what it is in the beginning, but he's not
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: trying to hear you. He wants what he wants. Calling
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: you at work. That's really bold, that is a really
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: bold move. But at least he didn't go up to
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: your job in person, which would have been worse. You
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: just got to break it up with this guy. I mean,
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: change your number, don't answer your phone calls from him,
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: anything like that.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Have you tried working on your marriage? How about that?
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: How about that helping your husband, like helping him lose weight,
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: eat better, perform better. You sound like you've given up
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: in every way. And if that's the case, why stay
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: married and continue to cheat? I don't get this, Steve, Surely.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: I must admit I admire your attempts to help people.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: I'm here to let you know.
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  Speaker 9: It's not my job. You can't help everybody. Everybody don't
• 57:24
  Speaker 9: need help. Some people just need to be told.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I mean, you can't listen to this,
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: damn letter. I'm not out. I'm not finna play with you. Okay,
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: here we go. I have a husband and a boyfriend
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: right here, right here, right off the dribble. This will
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: bs right here.
• 57:50
  Speaker 8: Right here.
• 57:50
  Speaker 9: This is finn be garbage all the way down, because
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: now it's no redeeming. There's nothing in this letter can
• 57:57
  Speaker 9: get fixed now because you have a husband and a boyfriend.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: So now what you want us to do?
• 58:06
  Speaker 9: Because your solution has been to add to your husband
• 58:11
  Speaker 9: a boyfriend.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: So you've made this decision. What you're writing us for?
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 9: That is there for me in ways that my husband
• 58:20
  Speaker 9: is not. My husband is a lot bigger than he
• 58:22
  Speaker 9: was when we got married eight years ago. He's not
• 58:24
  Speaker 9: able to perform in the bedroom.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: All right. Let's stop right here, ladies. If this letter was.
• 58:31
  Speaker 9: Written the other way around, if some man was writing
• 58:36
  Speaker 9: in talking about he got a chick on his side
• 58:39
  Speaker 9: because his wife is bigger.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Than she was when they got married right there.
• 58:46
  Speaker 9: Do you know the venom y'all would be spitting on
• 58:49
  Speaker 9: this man right now, So let's spit the same venom
• 58:53
  Speaker 9: on her. A big boy that got big now he
• 58:57
  Speaker 9: can't do what he used to do, no more so
• 59:00
  Speaker 9: now you've got somebody that did. But hehit the crazy
• 59:02
  Speaker 9: part though, so he's not able to perform in the bedroom.
• 59:05
  Speaker 9: I asked him for a hall pass a year ago,
• 59:08
  Speaker 9: and I've been messing with the man on the side
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  Speaker 9: since then. Excuse me, I don't care how fat my
• 59:16
  Speaker 9: ass getting. Come in, come in and ask for a
• 59:22
  Speaker 9: hall pass.
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  Speaker 2: Right You're how.
• 59:26
  Speaker 9: Crowded it hall gonna be? You know how crowded this
• 59:33
  Speaker 9: damn hall gonna be. If you come in here and
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: ask me for a hall pass. You know how many
• 59:39
  Speaker 9: hell's gonna be out here in this hall with me.
• 59:42
  Speaker 9: Don't come in here starting this right here anyway, man,
• 59:48
  Speaker 9: this is this letter, go is go to hell right
• 59:50
  Speaker 9: out of there because now you know you done ran
• 59:52
  Speaker 9: into an issue with your side piece. We're gonna talk
• 59:54
  Speaker 9: about it when I come back. But there's no I
• 59:57
  Speaker 9: have no help for her, but I've got something.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: What this I ask were doing?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: All right, Steve, we'll have part two of your response
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: Strawberry letter subject is he prefers teasing over pleasing, and
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: we'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: Morning show all right, Steve.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: I know it's a mess. He prefers teasing over pleasing.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: All right, we're back to this little, ridiculous little letter
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: we got here.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 9: Some little lady that wrote in us talking about she
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 9: got a husband and a boyfriend, and he's there for her. Hunways,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 9: her husband can't be because her husband is a lot
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 9: bigger than he was when we got married eight years ago.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 9: So he's not able to perform in the bedroom both.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 9: Like I said before, if you reverse this right here,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 9: do you know how you all would be hating this
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 9: man right now? If a man rode in and said
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 9: his wife is bigger than she was when they got married,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 9: that's why he got a eye piece.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: You know the hatred y'all would have for him.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 9: Let's develop the same hatred for her, because big boy
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 9: went up there and got on swollen, got up in there,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 9: and you know, you know he'd be down at Walmart
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 9: the little debbie's gone special, you know where you get
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 9: the two boxes for four dollars, Them little debbies.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Boy, whoo, the look that old meal them.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 9: O'mill debbies, little debbies tell you yeah, they better than
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 9: moon piles. Boy them damn little Debbie's delicious, And that's
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 9: what the big boy got his hands on, all them
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 9: damn little debbiees and swollen his ass up. So you
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 9: asked him for a hall pass a year ago, and
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 9: you've been messing with the man on the side since then.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 9: You asked your husband for a hall pass? How fat
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 9: he done got?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Then?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 9: He didn't get up and do nothing about this here?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 9: Because is he bed Brandon? Is he on six hundred
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 9: pounds my six hundred pound life. He must be on
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 9: that because it's no wait, you coming in here ask
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 9: me because by the time I mashed my ass up
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 9: out there recliner that I'm sitting here, you and whoever
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 9: little hall past dude is. And like I said before,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 9: oh we're doing hall passes now, you know how crowded
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 9: this hall. Anyway, she got an issue now because the
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 9: has run into an issue with my boyfriend though it
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 9: seems like he don't call feelings for me, so I'm
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 9: gonna have to cut him loose. I set up with
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 9: simple we don't talk about personal stuff when we link
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 9: up in the hotel rooms. He gets the party started
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 9: and leave as soon as the party is over. We
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 9: don't talk unless we're texting to set up a time
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: to meet. So he called me at work last week
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 9: and said he likes me a lot and he wants
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 9: to slow things down because he can sense that I'm
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 9: very tense when we are intimate.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, now, listen to this line.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 9: I told him it's my conscious because I'm cheating on
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 9: my husband for a year. You member what this dude
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 9: for a year, and now you want to talk about
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 9: your damn conscious. You showed me overcoming your conscious a lot.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 9: If you've been cheating for a year and you're trying
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 9: to tell us that because you thinking about you cheating
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 9: on your husband. But you asked your husband could you cheat?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 9: You asked for a hall past.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: He gave it to you.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the crazy part too.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: He had to have given it to you.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you're not coming to me and ask me for
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 9: no damn hall pass. See people that know me, you
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 9: got to listen to my radio show. Then you know
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 9: half this stuff you hear about me can't be true.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 9: Let me tell you something. If you just know me,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 9: I'm I'm telling you right now, man, it's no way
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 9: you know me and know that I'm lying for this here,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 9: and this ain't no other story.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 15: So now.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 9: And you told him he was a little conscious because
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 9: you cheating on your husband. He got a room for us.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 9: Later that day, he bought hot winds in Hennessy. Lord, God,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 9: come on in Hennison. That ain't no damn combination. Hot
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 9: wings in Hennessy. When you drink the hot wings, you
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 9: don't wash hot wings down with Hennyson.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 13: What is it?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: What is y'all's breath made out of?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 9: If you're washing down your hot wings with Hennessy hauling vegetable?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Because that is not the coming.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: That's just burn on bird right there.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: You can't, It's no way.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 9: So he bought hot wings in Hennessy and expected me
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 9: to sit on the hotel balcony and talk to him.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 9: I got mad and left a few days later we
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 9: met up again. You know, for you to get mad,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 9: it show don't take you long to get back. And
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 9: you built this man for a whole year. And we
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 9: met up again, and he was all about the pregame
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 9: and teasing me and say he was devoting that day
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 9: to sensual touch.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: That was the final straw for me. So I told
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: him I was going to the bar and I left.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 9: I text him and told him I got a husband
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 9: for all that mushy stuff, so he needs to be
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 9: ready for action when he and I link up.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: See that's a key word. I got a husband for
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: all that mushy stuff. I mustn't wait for your husband.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: She didn't say.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 9: Well, she just said she got a husband for all
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 9: that mushy stuff. Y'O asked him, gained.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: So much weight? Your ass is mushy?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 9: She said, yeah, he might be on that TV show
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 9: My six hundred pound Life, see mushy.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: Though, all she said was my husband is a lot
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: bigger than he was when we got married eight years ago.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 9: That's all she Yeah, but she said a lot bigger.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 9: And then she said, I got a husband for all
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 9: that mushy stuff. How big this boy than got? That
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 9: boy is just over there now, he just loose. I
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 9: don't feel bad that he's falling from me because he
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 9: knew what was up when we started our flee. I
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 9: set up work for months of work for months. The
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 9: sex was great and he was cool. It's hard to
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 9: find a good side, dude.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: What should I do? Keep him orknot? Lady, We don't
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: give a damn what.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: Because she is.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: I don't give a damn what you do.
• 1:06:20
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• 1:06:24
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  Speaker 4: today and coming up at forty six minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 4: it is Junior and.
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  Speaker 1: Sports Talk right after this.
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  Speaker 7: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: you got junior?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 10: Well, you know what sure that this weekend kicks off
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 10: college football. That's gonna be a big weekend. Force man
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 10: shout out to Dion Sanders. You know, Colorado University take
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 10: it on tsh TCU, so we're.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: Gonna see how that turns out. But it's also HBCU football.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 10: We're gonna have kick off this weekend. I'm telling you
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 10: right now. Shut out to Jackson State. Last Saturday they
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 10: beat to South Carolina State thirty seven to seventh. Also,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 10: MANUF donated a million dollars in Jackson State, so you
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 10: know we.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, take care.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 10: But you know that's a game that I'm proud of it.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna be in town for Prayerview taking on Texas Southern.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 10: It is the Labor Day Classic this weekend. Here we go, Baby,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 10: It's about to be big down here over at Texas
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 10: Southern Stadium.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna pray i View. Come on out with
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: this win. Man. We gotta give a shout out to Howard.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Take it on.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 10: Eastern Michigan Norfolk State versus Virginia State.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Rambling in Hampton. That's a game I want to see. Now.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know about this one. This is Tennessee State
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: taking on Notre Dame for your first game. That is
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: gonna be a.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: That can't be our first. We can't do that one. First.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: We got Southern taking on Alabama State. Might as well
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: go and get it out the way.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 9: I mean, you know, it's good for HBCUs to play
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 9: these Division one schools because first of all the revenue
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 9: that it generates, but also it also exposes some of
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 9: the real talent that these hbc used because there's sports
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 9: over there that can play. Now we know that the
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 9: big schools got the money and the image and likeness
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 9: deals and all this. Now they can attract the best
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 9: of the best. And you can't get mad at these
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 9: young cats for going to these schools because now they
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 9: offer them all, you know, big opportunities, more visual, especially
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 9: if they're trying to play on Sundays. You know, you
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 9: want to go where you can get some playing time
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 9: but also get some notoriety, and you want different facilities.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: So I understand them going to play with the Division
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: one's going to be, like you said, an athlete and.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 9: Division one school. Yeah, there's some Division one school with
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 9: some bad boys in it. Now, m some great deal
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 9: has come out in hbc school.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: They get paid for college endorsements.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Now, yeah, they get these nil deals, which is really great.
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  Speaker 10: I mean for you to be out in your city,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 10: in your town and you get a contract to represent
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 10: a dealership in your company. They wasn't doing that for
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 10: HBCU players players, but prayer of you didn't have scholarships
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 10: for football team. At one point in time when I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 10: was there, they didn't even have scholarships for football players.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 10: So now they getting them scholarships. I mean, I'm just
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 10: proud to see some HBCU football. Though their game be intense,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 10: this is gonna be a good weekend for football. Off
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 10: we're back we ain't.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: We ain't got to worry about coin hole no more.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: We ain't got to do none of this no more.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: We got we got games on hitting the content.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: All right, Junior, thank you well?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: Coming up next, Steve, a husband needs some advice from
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: you because his wife wants him to She's suggesting that
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: he take his father in law to football games.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: So we'll talk about that right after this.
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  Speaker 7: You're listening Morning show.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: All right, So this is from Paul on Steve Harvey FM. Steve.
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  Speaker 4: He says, Uh, this season, I've got tickets to the
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: football games. I've got season tickets. As a matter of fact,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: my wife has no interest in going this season to
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: take the extra seat. She strongly suggested that I bring
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: along her dad. I'm not feeling it. My father in
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: law and I don't get along. He's never treated me
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: with any kind of respect and is always going in
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: on me about my job rather than learning how to
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: fix a car. Yet I'm the one who can afford
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: season tickets. I get the feeling that this is something
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: she's already promised her dad, and I'm not a fan.
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  Speaker 1: Morning Crew. What's the best way to handle this?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I ain't taking your daddy to the damn game.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 9: You know your daddy don't really care for me, and
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 9: I'm not suit to spend my five hours on Sunday
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  Speaker 9: down there with his head. I ain't taking your daddy
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 9: to the game. Be real hard to get his ass
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 9: in my car. I'm gonna tell you that right now.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: That's the best way to handle it.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna just tell you right now, I'm not taking
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 9: your daddy down to the game. I'm gonna take one
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 9: of my partners. You don't want to go, I'm gonna
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 9: take one of my partners with me so I can
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  Speaker 9: have a good time. This is my Sunday, these my
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 9: season tickets.
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  Speaker 2: I work.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 9: Your father don't really care for me, and I understand that,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 9: but I'm not gonna suck up to him on game day.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 9: We can barbecue in the backyard, you know, but we're not.
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  Speaker 9: We're not going to the game.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: But we can't. And that's unfair of you to ask
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: me to the game. Really, you can get some fair.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: It's unfair.
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  Speaker 9: You know your daddy don't care for me, and I'm not.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not finna drive down here and spend all this.
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  Speaker 2: Time with him.
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  Speaker 11: But he's the other way like full time, every thirty minute,
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  Speaker 11: and now I've got to make sure he gets to
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 11: the bathroom.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: It's a lot going on with you day, and we.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Ain't got seats on the ground a bonding situation.
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  Speaker 2: We don't need that men. Listen to me, lady, stop
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: trying to get your men in the bond with your daddy.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: We don't ask get tat. Listen to me. We know
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: what we like each other. Damn there right away. We
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: ain't got to sit around to figure it out. Okay,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: that's one thing about me and man. Once we cool,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: we cool. But once we ain't cool, let's just stay
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: right here. Dog, it's all good. What about he respects
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: your father?
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  Speaker 1: What about Tom? Just to one game?
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  Speaker 2: No, we ain't gonna know where a game that's a
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: whole damn Sunday afternoon.
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  Speaker 9: We got to drive, sit in traffic, get through the
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 9: parking lot, find our way to our seats.
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  Speaker 2: Sit there. Then we got to lead a game. You know,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: at a certain time.
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  Speaker 9: He gotta go early, but we gotta leave early so
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 9: we so he don't get to stampede trample with his
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 9: old ass. No day, we got to walk to the
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 9: parking lot. Now by the time I get your daddy home.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 9: I done thought about killing him full.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: Time in the car.
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  Speaker 1: Be like if you if I did? Take not want
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: father in law?
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  Speaker 9: Now you know to see your daddy don't like it?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 9: You know you know you have a give him car
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 9: head you had you've done something better?
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  Speaker 12: What you like?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: That's how he talks.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 13: On?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: What kind of job you has gotten?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: What if my baby wanna go some go some more places?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: What you're gonna do for? What's man? Get your ass out?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: Father in law the car.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody doing that? Ain't nobody doing that? He can
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: have the tickets the weekends, I don't go. How about that?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: I think we might have time for one more Steve.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: This is from Sherry on Facebook. Sherry says, my birthday
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: is coming up in a few weeks, and typically my
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: sweet husband does his best to get a thoughtful gift
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: for me, but it's rarely what I really want or
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: would buy for myself. Should I just be proactive and
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: tell him exactly what to get me? Or do you
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: think gets better to let him do his best on
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: his own?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 9: Absolutely, y'all been married too long. Tell your man what
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 9: you want. We have all walked in with the wrong
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 9: box with the wrong things cool, and women all over
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 9: the country have had.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: To go, oh, thank you so much?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, no, yeah.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 9: Then she'll never wear it or use it. Maybe what
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 9: do you want this year? And go buy her at
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 9: y'all too old? For surprise for kids at Christmas? Ain't
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 9: no damn Santa Claus.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 18: Steve.
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  Speaker 4: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: twenty minutes after the hour right after this.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 7: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: All right, Steve, what's the good news about elevate You
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: Any selfies come in from people at Walmart?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, you ask you.
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  Speaker 12: Know?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: Junior told me. Junior told me he had went into
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Walmart and he.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 9: Had seen a cutout of me. Yes, yeah, I asked Junior.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 9: Did you take a picture? He said no, I showed shitter.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 9: So I said, anybody out there that's going into Walmart
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 9: to see a cutout of me, would you take a picture?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Send it to me? Because I don't know how to check.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: The I don't know, said the man who thought a
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: video was a selfie. Yeah, go ahead, even if you send.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: It to me, how the hell do I check? Oh?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Somebody sent one?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 9: Oh, they coming in your Monica checks for me. So
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 9: Monica got a man over there. That's what I'm looking for.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 9: People who can find the cutout of me in the
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 9: Walmart if you send it to me, because Elevate You
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 9: is in Walmart in stick packs and the gummies are there.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 9: So those delicious green drinks and different flavors are the
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 9: stick packs only in Walmart. And you can get the
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 9: gummies for your digestion, your immune system, and your metabolism,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 9: all those in Walmart exclusively. And if you can't get
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 9: it in the store, go to walmart dot com. But
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 9: if you see a picture of me in Walmart, if
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 9: you can send it to me, Monica, what are you
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 9: pulling it up on?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: Coming up?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: In thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play another
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: round of would you rather? Right after this you're listening
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: Hard Morning Show and it's time now for a round
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: of would you rather? Would you rather? Guys, would you
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: rather change seventy five baby diapers in three days? Or
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: would you rather change to adult diapers in one day?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 20: Give me the babies, Yeah, babies, change the baby diapers. Yeah,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 20: I'm gonna take the baby I'm gonna tell you something
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 20: right now. You change one adult dip, your whole life
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 20: is gonna be different.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do everybody.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 9: When you're wiping a baby, you know, you grab the
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 9: baby two legs and you hold it up in there.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: You can't hold no man grandpa at me. You're gonna
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: to stop looking at me. You're looking at me while
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: I'm wiping. While i'm wiping, you can't look at him
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: while the whole mouth open and everything you can. Now,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: contact got to roll them over.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 9: And he's not gonna understand this mask I got on
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 9: with this flip down screen on it and this garden hose.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: That's what he's not doing. That's not now.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 9: And I got him standing next to a window while
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 9: I'm outside with this window.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: Up in the driveway with the garden holes. I'm not
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: even coming in there.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 9: And you got to wipe down your own damn legs. Now,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 9: I'm just gonna scream then over like I say, and
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 9: stop crying. Cut your toes, you wipe you down.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Ok, We're all clear.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: Up that you can open up a door and wipe
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: yourself off the corner that door. I'm not creeping to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: do is wipe you, all right.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 9: You can get outside at that little speech that you know,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 9: that little water found that people.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Have y'all to go around like this. Yeah, you can
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: jump your ass around in a circle and stay in
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: front of that thing. But I'm not fitting to wipe you.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: You can take a beach towel and slosh your ass
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: if you the visit.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: If you don't get up, you can take.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 9: A towel and wrap it around the stick shift on
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 9: your car. They glad yourself caught this ship. Not sit
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 9: white you. You can't take a bath rub and bathrub
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 9: and hang it over your banister and ride it like
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 9: a hawk.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: But I'm not fitting white you. I got some ways
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: you can clean yourself. Get up, vent Steve, right there,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: what you can do?
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: That was today's round the would you rather? I think
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: we're all clear. Coming up in forty nine minutes after
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: the hour, it is our last break of the day,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: and we'll want some clothing remarks from the one and
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: only Steve Harvey right after this.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 7: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is a our last break of
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: the day on this Tuesday.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: Steve, You're crazy for my last break of The Lord
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: made me, Yes he did.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 9: I'm not apologizing because he made me this way, and
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 9: I accept and take full responsibility. But the Lord made me.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 9: But I'm clear about that. And on judgment day when
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 9: I get up there, I am going to remind him.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Oh he knows.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: You do know you made me?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: Now, now go ahead, yeah, cause you're wondering what we're
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: still laughing about.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: We just did a round it would you rather? And
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: we only got through one.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: The question was would you rather change seventy five baby
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: diapers in three days or changed to adult diapers in
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: one day?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: And we all went with them baby dyers? Yea, everybody, Yeah,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: because that man, grown ass man. It's different if I
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: got to do it.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 9: Here's I have some suggestions for you to wipe yourself.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna touch.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: What suggestion?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 13: I mean?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: What I mean? You know I went over them already.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: We ain't got one of my favorites store, you know,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: it's just.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 9: Carl sit down on one of my favorites to sit
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 9: on the corner of that mattress and slide.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: That's about the best.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 8: You don't get a.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: Little bit on your back. But on your car washing.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 11: We go to the car washing and I grab that
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 11: pressure washing you. I can get you clean. I can
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 11: get you where you need to be.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 9: Wipe the other side of that car. Just lean over
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 9: them head like I got you. I'm gonna try to
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 9: stand where.
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  Speaker 2: Don't cut you.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 9: That was gonna be on high. I try to stay
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 9: back far enough before I cut it. Only don't cut you. Yeah,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 9: it's gonna have some force on it.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: I think I think we're really clear. Now here's another one.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: Uh your rather, I think I think we are. I
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: think Steam's face though, and I do know him.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: You're gonna say so many.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: Don't do it to us, please, Scarlett, just get it.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 8: We can go to the.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 11: Beach and you can get on your knees and bid
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 11: your head in the sand, and when they're tied away
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 11: it comes.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: We can get you a nice good cleans right there.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: But we ain't find the white.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: The show will not they adults.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: I just got last one for you. Liding.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 9: You can go hang gliding with some of your white friends,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 9: and right before you land, just open your legs real
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 9: wide and just let it.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 18: Just ride.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 9: Your hands off their grass. Well, don't don't use your
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 9: feet to land. Open your legs you wanna you want
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 9: to do an ass land? That's for you on the man,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 9: and they drag you cross that grass till you clean.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 7: That's the only way that one.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: Would you rather your Google search history be released to
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: the world or would you rather your credit card statements
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: be released to the world?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 9: Credit card statements? You're hating on me anyway so much? Yeah,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna see these credit card statements. You think you
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 9: mad at me and Marjorie.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: Now watch it. You're gonna be a maid. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: you think you mad at me and Marjorie. Now for what.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 9: I don't know what me and my girl did, y'all,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 9: but whatever we did, you think you mad? Now you
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 9: see them damn credit card statements?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: Would you rather be the dumbest person in the world
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: but also the richest, rich and dumb? Or would you
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: rather be the smartest person in the world with your
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: current salary?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 18: Oh?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Well, dumb and rich or smart?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 7: Where you are?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 10: Right?
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: You dare not Wait what.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: You rich and dumb?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 9: No, didn't here, well, I know, gouldn't here. Well, most
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 9: people think I'm stupid. The average person hear me talking,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 9: they'd be going damn you stupid.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 7: All right, but you're already there.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: I'm already there. You get on your yacht and roll
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: out all right with my dumb ass.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 9: Takes my dumb ass down to that bank. I'm just
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 9: just dumb, yeah, pretty much that now. I really don't
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 9: even I can't. I ain't even got a comeback for that.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 9: All right, we'll move on then, Damn, Steve, you've done
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 9: all right?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, here's here's one after you die. Would
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: you rather your body be found in a room full
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: of drugs? Or would you rather your body be found
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: in a room full of sex toys?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: WHOA, I'm dead though, right, Yeah, you're dead. That's a deep,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: that's deep. I'd rather be fine with them sex toys? Hell,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: was Steve doing? What is this right here? Whose panics
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  Speaker 2: is these?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: What is all this fur in the floor? I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to know. He's a monkey fur? Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it ain't finna be no drugs. I'm not
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  Speaker 9: doing drugs, them sex toys.
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  Speaker 11: And yeah, I'm gonna put them handcuffs home and little
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  Speaker 11: Mastak God put that ball in my mind all that, man, We.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta switch it up now, thanks guys.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hey, y'all listen to me, have yourself a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Talk to God. He'd absolutely love to hear from you.
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  Speaker 2: I talk to God all the time. I ain't worried
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  Speaker 2: about nothing.
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  Speaker 9: Man. Hey, remember my favorite scripture to everybody Isaiah fifty
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  Speaker 9: four seventeen. No weapon formed against me. Show prosper y'all
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  Speaker 9: need to know that about us.
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  Speaker 2: Were good. Thank y'all. Have a great day.
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