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Great Labor Day Weekend - 09.01.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time If y'all don't know, y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: all so long, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: just like the milking buck bus things and it's tub
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  Speaker 1: y'all do me true good to do the hardy listening
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  Speaker 1: to me to other for Stuart to handle Moby. Why
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  Speaker 1: don't you join, yeah, Hobby, join me in being me?
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  Speaker 1: Honey said you got to turn Yeah, you gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: the turnhout the time you love. You got to turn
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  Speaker 1: out to turn the water the water go. Come come
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  Speaker 1: on your back, Uh huh, I sure will. A good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now wanted only Steve Harley got a radio show,
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  Speaker 1: got going for you today. I got going for you today.
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  Speaker 1: O kid, You're not because this is coming purely from
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  Speaker 1: self experience, purely, and it just happened to me. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I was going through something that I've been going through
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  Speaker 1: for a long long time and just weary of it all.
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  Speaker 1: And I I've been talking to God about it, and
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  Speaker 1: I mean for for years though, for years, and I've
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  Speaker 1: been saying, Okay, enough is enough, you know God, I'm
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  Speaker 1: really I'm really tired and so but you but you
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  Speaker 1: know what, ah after it was over, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: kind of laid in it for a little while. You
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  Speaker 1: know how you've been going through something for so long
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  Speaker 1: and then even if it's over appears to be over
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  Speaker 1: you you still kind of lay in it a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, you have a a while. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe I've been dealing with this this long, even
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  Speaker 1: though even though it's over, or you threw with it
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  Speaker 1: for that particular day or what or whatever it is
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  Speaker 1: you threw with it, it's over with for that day
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  Speaker 1: of that period of time, you know, but it's over
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  Speaker 1: for whatever. But I I found myself going you know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't leave its lasted this long. I was just
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  Speaker 1: talking to myself and I had to catch myself yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe you've been doing the same thing to yourself,
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  Speaker 1: But man, I had to take an inventory yesterday. I
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  Speaker 1: really did, and it really tripped me out, and I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna share that with everybody today. You know, have
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  Speaker 1: you ever counted how many times you made it? This
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  Speaker 1: is really good for me. I don't know how you
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  Speaker 1: do it, but this was so good for you for me.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever counted Steve Harvey how many times you
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  Speaker 1: made it? And so that's what I started doing yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: And that's what I did this morning when I woke up,
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  Speaker 1: was getting ready, I was actually taking an inventory account
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  Speaker 1: of how many times I made it. How many times, man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have it rent and somehow I came up
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  Speaker 1: with it. How many times I didn't have my house
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  Speaker 1: payment and somehow I came up with it. How many
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  Speaker 1: times I was out of money, did not have enough,
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  Speaker 1: didn't didn't see no way, but somehow I came up
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  Speaker 1: with it. How many times I got sick? I thought, well, man,
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  Speaker 1: this is right here. I don't know what I'm gonna do,
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  Speaker 1: but somehow I got my health back. How many situations
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  Speaker 1: I have found myself in. That was I thought at
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  Speaker 1: the time, detrimental and diabolical and man so sinister at times.
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  Speaker 1: But look at me, somehow I made it. I look
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  Speaker 1: at all the accidents I've been in, but he kept me.
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  Speaker 1: I made it. I think about even the simplest times
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  Speaker 1: of like stepping off a curve and almost got hit,
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  Speaker 1: but I made it. I was just tripping the other day.
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  Speaker 1: I was I was thinking about the times that I've
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  Speaker 1: been hit by a car, and it could have been worse,
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  Speaker 1: but it wasn't. And I made it through that too.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking about, man, when they count you out?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how many times I've been counted out?
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  Speaker 1: He's done? He ain't gonna be nothing, He ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: see what I told y'all, look at over that they
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  Speaker 1: counsel this. He offered that he out of here. He
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it. He didn't got fired. Man, You
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  Speaker 1: know how many times I've been counting out? You know
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  Speaker 1: how many times they didn't wrote me off? How many
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  Speaker 1: times have you been written off? Man? But here you
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  Speaker 1: still stand? You know you have a tripped on it?
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  Speaker 1: Taking inventory y'all of how many times? Count the times
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  Speaker 1: you've made it? Sit down, get a pin drough like
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  Speaker 1: I did. I just started jotting stuff down. What about
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  Speaker 1: the times man, when nobody was there to encourage you?
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  Speaker 1: But you still here though you have a tripped on that?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody called you and told you good day. No
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  Speaker 1: nobody called you and told you recently thank you. No
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  Speaker 1: one's called you and told you how much you meant
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  Speaker 1: to them, how much you've done for them? A man,
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  Speaker 1: that you can make it, Never give up, keep your
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  Speaker 1: head up, man, keep grinding, but you still here even
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  Speaker 1: when nobody have you counted the times man, that you
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  Speaker 1: made it anyway? You counted the times that you felt
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  Speaker 1: like quitting. How about that one you felt like giving up?
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  Speaker 1: You kept going? How about the time this is a
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  Speaker 1: good one right here? How about the times man, when
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  Speaker 1: when when when everybody was standing around saying, ain't no way,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no way. Steve, Man, I can't tell you any
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  Speaker 1: times I've heard this, ain't no way. And then somehow
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  Speaker 1: there is a way. You know why, because he makes
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  Speaker 1: away you understand. You know how many you know how
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  Speaker 1: many times I've heard this one right here? Steve, listen
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  Speaker 1: to me, Man, nobody ever before has done that. You
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  Speaker 1: can't do that. How many times you've heard no? You
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  Speaker 1: wan when you know anybody that done that? You can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. No one has ever done that. I made
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  Speaker 1: it anyway? You know, they don't normally or we don't
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  Speaker 1: normally allow this, But in this case, for you, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna make an exception. How many times have you heard that, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm on to something. How many times have
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  Speaker 1: you heard in your lifetime? We don't normally or they
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  Speaker 1: don't normally allow this, but we're gonna make this exception
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  Speaker 1: in your case. How many times you'vedn't heard that? Have
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  Speaker 1: you ever counted the times that you made it? You
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  Speaker 1: know everybody out accept me? How how can that be?
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  Speaker 1: You know you're the only one that got through this? Congratulations? Wow? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't hardly see this too many times.
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  Speaker 1: But do you realize that normally this is what happened
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  Speaker 1: to people? But man, y'all don't know how your name
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  Speaker 1: came up, but here you are. Wow, it never happens
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  Speaker 1: like that. You have accounted those times. I was doing
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  Speaker 1: it yesterday, I was doing it this morning. I was
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  Speaker 1: just taking an inventory of everybody of how many times
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  Speaker 1: I've made it. So what I learned yesterday was when
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  Speaker 1: God gets you through something, when he pulled you out
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  Speaker 1: on the other side, no matter how difficult or how
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  Speaker 1: long it took. When He gets you out on the
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  Speaker 1: other side, why don't you get up, dust yourself off,
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  Speaker 1: and start trotting what you laying there for? Man? Wallowing
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  Speaker 1: in it, going over it, recycling it in your mind.
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  Speaker 1: So many people can't move forward because we keep recycling
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  Speaker 1: stuff in our minds when clearly it's time to move on.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to let go. It's time to go and
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  Speaker 1: see what God has for you. Stop looking at what
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  Speaker 1: you lost. What you lost was probably not yours to
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  Speaker 1: have in the first in the first place, Do you
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  Speaker 1: know the things I've lost? I'm not talking about losing
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  Speaker 1: the love of one or mother or father, nothing like that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about innate objects or situation. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: the things I've lost? Man, I look back on it
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to have in the first place, or
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  Speaker 1: they was doing me no good all it wasn't even
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  Speaker 1: what wasn't mine to lose, but I claimed I lost it.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, take an inventory everybody. Start looking at
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  Speaker 1: the things man, that God has brought you through. Start
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  Speaker 1: looking at how many times He allowed you to make it.
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  Speaker 1: And get glad about waking up in the morning. Man,
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  Speaker 1: get glad about your life. Start feeling something positive about
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  Speaker 1: your situation. You cannot expect God to continue to bless
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  Speaker 1: you if you're not grateful for the things that you have.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, have you ever counted how many times
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  Speaker 1: you made it? I started yesterday ended up this morning.
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  Speaker 1: When I go on break, I got some most stuff
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  Speaker 1: to throw on the list. I can't count how many
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  Speaker 1: times God didn't got me through something. But when He
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  Speaker 1: gets you through it, and get up and get on
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  Speaker 1: about your business, don't lay that in it. It's over,
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  Speaker 1: it's done, you made it, you survived it. Let's go,
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. You're ladies and gentlemen, boards and girls have
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  Speaker 1: your attention. Please welcome to the baddest morning show the land.
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  Speaker 1: There is nothing great. Sorry, you may be over there
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  Speaker 1: saying it, but you ain't know that. Champiship Team, Game,
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  Speaker 1: Baby and gentlemen. Today's morning show dedicated to all the
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  Speaker 1: people that handle meat. Meat hackles me love the meet
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  Speaker 1: on a pizza stamp at us d a height cut
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  Speaker 1: it serving even that Wait, honey, tell you how much
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  Speaker 1: you calling it hunted clean. It is for the meet
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  Speaker 1: people out there. You're not talking to the vegans, No,
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  Speaker 1: damn him meet you. We're gonna do vegan some other day.
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  Speaker 1: Meat meat The reason we have ta two of them,
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  Speaker 1: mis shaw meat. What kind of meat though? Damn feak beef, beef,
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  Speaker 1: chicken folk to child whatever, ye give you too much meat?
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  Speaker 1: You hold up a sign and they bring you meat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you want to get yourself locked up for show. Make
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  Speaker 1: you don't make you go to child and keep raising
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  Speaker 1: you and taking love it. Yeah, and I went there
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  Speaker 1: one time. I took my sons and I went with
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  Speaker 1: some guys from the radio show one day and boil
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  Speaker 1: them down in Atlanta. Man, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: My son ate so much meat because of the ship. Joe,
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  Speaker 1: he couldn't belee and kept bringing. He called me three
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  Speaker 1: days later he said, Dad, I'm in, Trump said, locked up.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I can't go to the day. I said,
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  Speaker 1: because you you crowded your system, overload me. You don't
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  Speaker 1: even know half to meet. Hey Steve, good morning to you.
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  Speaker 1: Happy meat day, Hey Steve, Hey crew, Happy Friday, Joe Morna.
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  Speaker 1: Did he surprised you? I won't be right behind number one?
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  Speaker 1: Top top number two. Make sure you watch your meat thoroughly.
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  Speaker 1: Ease clean your meat, please, very important clean nothing like
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  Speaker 1: dirty meat. Rich your meat off? Do you like it? Um? Rare?
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  Speaker 1: Medium rare? Okay, I meant like a steak. Let me
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  Speaker 1: just think alright, coming up something funny. Last week we
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  Speaker 1: talked about the fight party on a budget. Well, now
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  Speaker 1: the guys are here to plan Labor Day weekend barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: That's coming up next at thirty two after you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Brby Morning Show. Alright, this weekend is
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  Speaker 1: Labor Day weekend, so you know what that means. That
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  Speaker 1: means barbecue. Alright, fellas, come on with your must have
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  Speaker 1: Yes meat, you need a couple of packs of ween.
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  Speaker 1: Is funny how that worked out. Yeah, this is not
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  Speaker 1: a great vegan college. No, no, you know nothing wrong
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  Speaker 1: with being vegans. My daughters are vegans. My son tries it.
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  Speaker 1: He needs to get it. Damn weight up anywhere, he
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  Speaker 1: eating strong as he as he is a strong You
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  Speaker 1: really got to really focus. This is not a vegan week.
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  Speaker 1: But what did you do? You have something for the
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  Speaker 1: vegan since they go no, no, no, it ain't about them.
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  Speaker 1: They like that. You don't even come vegetables in barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: An't come over there because we want to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want to hear. But you don't eat meat? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Or are there some Is there some meat in those greens? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Meeting every damn thing. Listen to me. It's meat in
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  Speaker 1: the beans, meat in the sucker tag, its meat in
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  Speaker 1: the green. If you ain't looking, I'll slip a little
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  Speaker 1: meat in the potatoes. What you don't understand you have meat,
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  Speaker 1: just meat chunks in the bobcat. I got punched meat.
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  Speaker 1: And then what's that in the sweet teeth? That's meat
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  Speaker 1: And don't drink it too fast You're gonna choke yourself
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  Speaker 1: in there. What about potatoes there eating the potato selling.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't looking. If you're not careful, I'll slips some
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  Speaker 1: meat in the potato selling. This is the meat weekend,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: you know, ain't don't need a brand in call like
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  Speaker 1: coming over. We're not doing twin pop this weekend. They
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  Speaker 1: got a wonderful organic popcorn that they do and delicious
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  Speaker 1: flavors is my favorite food right now, but we're not
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  Speaker 1: having that this weekend. Daddy doing me me, don't listen
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  Speaker 1: to me, listen to me. Yeah. Keywords you need to
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  Speaker 1: understand slabs Another keyword cuts cuts. It's gonna be different
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  Speaker 1: cuts of me. He has another You need to know
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  Speaker 1: the different shoulder, shoulder, the whole damn hunckleman ross rose
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  Speaker 1: is the back end, shoulders is the front. Lon's the
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: terms you need to learn now. According to the lady
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: on from Chicago on Family Feud, the question was name
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  Speaker 1: a word that starts with port. She said low I said,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, launch, Steve. So I'm thinking pork lawn you
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  Speaker 1: know l a in. I can't figure out what she's
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  Speaker 1: telling Lord. You know Lord like a prokelon l I
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  Speaker 1: O end that's lying. And so cuts of meat. What
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  Speaker 1: we're talking not what will not be at the park
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  Speaker 1: A pig parts, no years feet, No, no, no, no, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: don't do that. No, no pickles, pigs feet, no ChIL
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  Speaker 1: no head cheese sparking at my house at all? What
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  Speaker 1: was that? What was that cheese that you No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's not what you say. No, what does it say? Cheese? Real?
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  Speaker 1: Is what? Yeah? Well, I don't do pork. But what
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  Speaker 1: you have to understand is once you lay a pork
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  Speaker 1: real on a grill over an open fire, it loses
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  Speaker 1: all its pork properties. It becomes an entirely new meat
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  Speaker 1: group called Bobby bobbe You get the high little pressure,
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  Speaker 1: none of that. No, no, no, it's not that. It
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  Speaker 1: is what it is barbecue, barbecue, Bobby bobecue, Bobby Bobbeque,
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  Speaker 1: Bobby q b o b b y, Bobby kill you
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  Speaker 1: Bobby kill Bobby. So meat hills happening get used to
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  Speaker 1: the phrase yes, there's meat in there. Okay, just don't
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  Speaker 1: even ask that because it's in the tea. It's in
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  Speaker 1: the Jellow everything German chocolate cake with meat cooking. We
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  Speaker 1: got meat in the meat. It in there, pay on
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  Speaker 1: the edge crush. Yeah. Wow, Well, I can't wait to
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: come to this party. You don't like me, show up
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  Speaker 1: This cheesecake Shirley topped off with chili, real nuts, less
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  Speaker 1: salt meat. Wow, there's a meat weekend right here. Yeah,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: this is it. I'm a baby back man. I like
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  Speaker 1: the baby backs. I like them in the bigger reals.
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  Speaker 1: What about good baby side people using like baby back reading? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What did he just say that? Yeah? He did. He
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  Speaker 1: did for you like that when you get the three,
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  Speaker 1: when you get that, that's one he says. Early in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. He babyside, he said, he said, baby I
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  Speaker 1: love baby back read. All I said was baby size people,
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  Speaker 1: you love baby pat What what did I say wrong? Also,
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  Speaker 1: no one else was thinking that about you, So Labor,
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  Speaker 1: there's a last weekend for white. So I gotta make
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  Speaker 1: a call. I keep telling you all. That's just around
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  Speaker 1: the country. L A White and from Chicago. All right,
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  Speaker 1: coming up next time? He's running that frank back. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna be a good one. Nephew, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the morning show coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, Miss Ann will be here with today's national news.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Right now, it's nephew Tommy's turn to run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What is it? Cake lady, the cake lady? Everybody said
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  Speaker 1: with me, the cake lady, Lady cake lady. That is
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  Speaker 1: watch me work st cake? Did this is Barbara? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I need to ask you what kind of cakes do
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  Speaker 1: y'all make at this place? Well, so we make all
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  Speaker 1: occasion cakes, birthday cakes, anniversity cakes, winding cakes, pretty much
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  Speaker 1: whatever you need, what you're looking for? Did y'all be
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  Speaker 1: making adult cake? Guess so a few adult cakes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: bachelortte parties, and uh, you know when what exactly are
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  Speaker 1: you looking for? Sir? No, no, no, The problem is
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  Speaker 1: this right here. I ordered a cake from you all
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  Speaker 1: on Saturday. Huh. They was supposed to be delivered to
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  Speaker 1: my daughter's school on Tuesday, and you know she and
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  Speaker 1: junior high school thirteen years old. The cake was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to have hand him on towna on it, and it
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  Speaker 1: was supposed to say happy Birthday. Now the cake get
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  Speaker 1: delivered over there today and I can't, for the life
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  Speaker 1: of make believe that this is happen. Were in her classroom,
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  Speaker 1: all the classmates in there, some teachers in there. The
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  Speaker 1: principle that came down. We've been to have cake and
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  Speaker 1: ice cream for the kids, but when they owen up
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  Speaker 1: the cake, it's a man's private part on the cake.
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  Speaker 1: What oh, No, sir, No, sir, no, sir, no something No.
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  Speaker 1: We have never made a mistake like that. You made
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  Speaker 1: that mistake that I've been calling this place all damn day.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all haven't made this damn mistake. And somebody gonna pay
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  Speaker 1: for this. I got you know, I got. No. You're
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: gonna have to low it down now, okay, because we
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: can't get nothing settled if you're yelling and I can't
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  Speaker 1: hear you. Okay, I need the Lord that you should
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  Speaker 1: have Lord that private part off that cake. That's where
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I should s What is your name? My name is Trevor.
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  Speaker 1: And now where was the cakes supposed to be going?
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  Speaker 1: Middle school? Middle school? Now when was it delivered to
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  Speaker 1: I just don't see the the right there. You can't remember.
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  Speaker 1: That's how y'all made the damn mistakes. So please just
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  Speaker 1: answer the question so we can get this settled. Sir. No,
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  Speaker 1: what is the owner there? Excuse me? I am the owner.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Boba. Now if you give me the information,
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  Speaker 1: I'll try to make this thing right because it couldn't
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  Speaker 1: have been my company. Are you absolutely sure, sir? I'm
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: positive y'all are the ones that delivered the damn Okay, listen,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I got all these thirteen year old kids and their
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: chromatized and the teachers and looking at me crazy, sir.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: But I need to calm down just for a minute.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. Wait. Wait, you want me
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: to calm down. You should have took that private part down.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I can understand. But I don't think it was my company, okay,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: because we've never made a mistake like that. Now, we're
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: very careful with that kind of stuff. Now, certain holds
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: on one net. Come here. Do you know anything about
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: the case delivering Hannah Montana cake going to middle school today? Y'all?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Did y'all make any deliveries? Okay, thanks, sir. I just
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: talked to my driver and he's been with me about
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: eight years, sir, and we've never had a problem like this.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: He's never delivered a cake over there, sir? Are you
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: sure it was my cousins? Damn show this place, lady,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: it's this like your driver line. You know, you know
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: mistakes can be made, but I can't. I can't make
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: a mistake that you got a man's private part and
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: in front of a bunch of thirteen your kids out.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I can't understand. I would be upset to. I have
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: children too, so I can understand what you're trying to say.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: But so what I'm trying to tell you is this
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: is not my company you're talking about. We wouldn't have
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: done anything like that. I've been in business with thirteen years.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: What is your name? My name is Barbara. Okay, so
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you're the one behind all of this on this damn
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: cake is full to behind him Montano and wind up
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: being a man's private part on the cake, SA Come
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: on to stop and think about your school and a
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: duck cake to a school. Now, I understand you upset.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Do you understand what has happened at my daughter's school?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: And I apologize for it, sir, But I don't believe
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: that you ordered the cake from my company. Okay. As
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, we make cakes on Friday sir,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: wasn't no cake delivered today? Sir? Is a Tuesday, And
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: what the hell I mean? Ain't nobody a cake on today? Sir?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I have told you that that couldn't have happened here
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: at my company. Okay, let me know. Okay, I'll be
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: happy to make a cake for you, sir, and to
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: send it to your daughter. But sir, it wasn't my company.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: That don't wan't no more damn cake. Let me tell
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: you something. Let me tell you what I'm going to do. Lady.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my lawyers. I'm gonna get with the police,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: and I'm coming over there to shut that down. You
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: won't sell a cupcake when I get through with y'all. Sir,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: you know what're you don't go to Let me tell
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: you something. This is my business that I've worked for
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: thirteen years to build. You ain't gonna come up here
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: doing I'm gonna shut that down. You come over the
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: sand more icing up your your many won't even know
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: who you are. You need to get off my phone
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: with this. That's something ignorant in the first place, sir.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I'm dare you call me with that? And what the
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: is your name already told you my name is Trouble whatever.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Bring you. It's up here, and I got something for you.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Bring you and the police. Do you think I'm gonna
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: let something like you come jeppardize my business. I'm in
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: a business too long. I know what I'm doing now.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you're called, but it won't show
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: not my company. Do you understand me? I don't understand
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: everything you're saying, and I understand when I get over there,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna shut it down. Me and the police won't
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: come mine here and get you step down, and you're
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: gonna have a daughter. I'm crying over your now, I'm choking.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: What my company? Now? Get off my phone? Do you
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: hear me? I got one more thing I need to
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: lady's thing to tell me talking about shifting down my company?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing. If you're listening to me,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I ain't listen what you got to say to me.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: This is left you Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your girlfriend. Oh my god,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, I gotta get up this moan. Oh
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna kill us. I'm gonna kill her
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: by hello. Oh my god, Oh my God, please kill me.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not on the radio. You are the radio now,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: but you're gonna be on there in the morning. Oh lord, no,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: no my preaching. Everybody else gonna be on it. Oh
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna kill it. I'm gonna kill it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get me a cake and got her job up.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Nor Oh lord, I'm gonna get somebody stop playing like that.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: You know, she's gonna have to look out every day.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: She ain't gonna never where it's coming from. I'm gonna
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: be like the thief in the night on her. I
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you one more thing. What is What is
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: the land, Steve Hart and morning show. Y'all, what can
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: you make it? Can you make a socket to the cake? Yeah?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I can make a socket to your cake, But but
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: hope it ain't got a gun in it round. That's
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: what somebody like that they business there? That is cake later, baby,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: stupid that it's best right there in rap fall. Will
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: you earn your keeping? Come to keep it? Stupid? The
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: cake lady? Where you're going this weekend? I am in Tampa, Florida.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: I will be there later on this evening, Tampa, Florida
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: is at the USF Sundome. It's me, it's Tank, It's
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Kelly Price, and the one and only Frankie Beverly will
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: be in the building. I am hosting this. I'm gonna
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: be the food all through the show. What is Frankie
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Beaverley win? What colors you win? White? I don't know
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: what some of white? Thank you when white? Right? Man? Okay,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I got a problem with white. We all love white.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I just don't know what the hell you talk I'm
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: wearing white, man, White's white? Now, all right, nephew, thank
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: you so much. Uh. People are doing what they can
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: to help with Hurricane Harvey. If you want to help,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: text the word Harvey to nine zero nine nine nine
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: and you can make a ten dollar donation. Coming up.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: The country of Mexico is helping Texas. We'll talk about
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: that with miss Anne when we come back. You're listening
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, gracious, We want
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: to say gracious and thank you very much to the
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: people of Mexico. Mexico's Red Cross sent an envoy of
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: volunteers to storm devastated Houston on Wednesday, hours after Texas governor. Yeah, hours,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: that really is right. Uh. This was hours after Texas
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Governor Greg Abbott said the state accepted an offer of
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: aid from the Mexican government, including vehicles, including boats, supplies,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: and food. The convoy of thirty three English speaking volunteers
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: left from Mexico City for Texas, where they plan to
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: work in Houston shelters for twenty days before being replaced
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: by a fresh crop of volunteers. Yeah, that's great, isn't
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: it that way? Absolutely? Absolutely, you know, it's it's just amazing, man,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: how people can see through, you know, the foolishness that
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: we sometimes provide one another when it's Jeff comes down
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: to basic. Hey man, there's some human beings that needs
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: some help. So here they're coming from across the border
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: and unwelcome most of the time, but they still coming. Man.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: That that's that's the dog on shame man. But now
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: we want to close the borders so you can't come
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: over here. Well, I'm just gonna tell you, man, if
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: this this whole talk about removing illegals and not allowing
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: people to come in, what watch? Watch what happens? You
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: have no idea? Are you? Are? You just ignoring the
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: contribution to these people actually make to the fire of
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: this country. You're actually ignoring it because majority people over
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: here not committing crime. Yes, all right, Well, last night's
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: NFL preseason games schedule between the how Boys and the
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Texans was canceled. The Texans Football Organization released a statement
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: UH saying at this time, the priority of our organization
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: is getting our players, coaches, and staff back home to
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: be reninded, reunited with their families, many of whom have
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: been evacuated from their homes and are currently sheltered. So
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: we want to shout out through Houston, Texas star JJ
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Wyatt to we talked about j. J. Watt excuse me,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: j J. Watt. Um, he raised over six million dollars
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: UH donations. Yeah, that's awesome. That's awesome, awesome, awesome, So
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: thank you for getting involved in Congratulations to you, and
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: thanks to everyone who's contributed, no matter how big or
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: how small, you know the message that you care, you know,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: and that you have compassion for your fellow man and
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: you're doing what you can. Thank you guys so much. Yeah,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I mean really, Um. Harvey has been downgraded to a
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: tropical depressure. Yeah. Not Steve me you because I get
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: offended because when I hear when I hear it, I'm like,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: what do you do? Not? I know? And that's why
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: what do you do? Now? What did the guy save
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: to you at the fight scene last weekend? Yeah? You know,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: hey man, hey Steve, won't you let up off? Texas
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: were like what you your ain't you you don't need? Yeah,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: and they still have to get to the ess is
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: right but in alphabe serious though, Yeah, God was serious
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: because I turned you know, you know, you know, waiting
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: on how I'll just playing with your man turned and
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: in that you're probably spun on him. All right. Introduces
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: an ladies and gentlemen, She's here the lovely miss Anne trip.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Thank you everybody. This is a trip of the news. Okay,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: starting out with this bit of news. The entire city
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: of Beaumont, Texas is without water today after flooding from
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Harvey knocked out its water supply was knocked out yesterday.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: The entire city of Beaumont, Texas no water. Hospital patients
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: are being airlifted out to other cities. Author he's trying
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: to get bottled water in the problem is Beaumont at
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: this point is like an island with flooded roads all
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: around it and leading to it, so it's difficult to
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: get in there with any water. But again I do
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: have to repeat Beaumont, Texas out of water. Meanwhile, what's
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: left the tropical storm Harvey, yes, has been downgraded to
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: tropical depression, swirling over northern Louisiana, where it's been raining heavily. Houston, however,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: has seen the sun now for a day and a half.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: It's drying out, but even so remains in danger of
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: a different kind now because there have been two explosions
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: at a local chemical plant. The Archema plant, located just
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: northeast of the city, lost power during the storm. Now
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: it couldn't had to refrigerate the organic pesticides that it manufactures,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: otherwise they become combustible, and they haven't done that, so
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: there were two explosions already there. Meanwhile, Vice President Pence
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: is doing Texas later today. Yes, believe it or not.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Our neighbor to the south, Mexico, it has sent help
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: in for rescue and clean up in the wake of
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Harvey's visit. President Trump says he's giving a million dollars
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: of his own money for relief efforts has to be said.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Officials in Harris County, Texas, which contains all of Houston,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: reportedly planning to consolidate all of the Red Cross shelters
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: and create one big mass shelter at the n RG
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Center of Silly that can house up to ten thousand people. Now,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I'll already say that things at this new mass shelter
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: should remain manageable, because they say the building contains a
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: grocery store, childcare, medical station, and some other services, so
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: they think could be manageable and and pretty hospitable for
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: people who have to stay there. Flooding, by the way,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: now predicted in Kentucky and Tennessee again courtesy of tropical
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: depression Harvey. By the way, a lot of Americans are
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: set by this week's cover page of frances controversial political
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: magazine Charlie Epto. It reads, God exists. He drowned all
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: the Neo Nazis in Texas. Now. Critics point out, of course,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: that while he may look like that from across the pond,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: that there are hundreds of blacks, whites and Latinos who
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: are stranded, hungry, and shelters, and that the death toll
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: now stands at forty seven expected to rise in that
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: none of those people are members of the Nazis. Los
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Angeles City Council is voted to replace the Columbus Day
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: holiday with quote Indigenous People's Day every second Monday in October. However,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Columbus Day will remain a federal holiday. They say supporters
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: felt that Columbus shouldn't be celebrated because of the brutal
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: way they say he treated a Native people's And finally,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: today is National American Chess Day and Better Breakfast Day.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Have a better breakfast, A couple eggs on me. Eugene
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: the Butterfly coming back twenty minutes after the hour's day.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Tune to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Show. All right, Steve, here we go.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Please introduce Jay so Jay can introduce the Butterfly. Ladies
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Jay, Dad, Good morning, everyone, good money, good morning,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Stephen, Tommy, Charley, your j Brown, beautiful, beautiful Friday.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: And I hate I missed out on the conversation earlier
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: because y'all I was talking about me. You cannot leave
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: me out with It's about some meat mercy. So I
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: want to say this that it is just we gotta
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: be grill. Ain't me and my friends are gonna be
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: having a cook out, and I'm you know, we go
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: we are and we're doing We're doing wieners, We're doing sausage,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: We're doing Pepperoni's halami's um and then you ain't never
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: trying to you it's it's gonna be so good, but
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: we gotta roast some winers to shape. We gotta roast
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: that with open fire. Um. So we're just jay cut
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony. You are now cordially invited to cal Okay
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: take your advice. You need to watch out there now
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: you canna do it. I could put you our on links,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: I could put you which which one do you want
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: me to put you out? I'm good, but it is
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: going to be an extraordinary thing. But anyway, every um
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: um Labor day, we all wear white, no matter what.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: We gotta have all our white on, even if even barbecue,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: even though you might get some some juice, sound that
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: white some sizes juice? What sorry, yeah, I'm saying with
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: sausage juice. He's on the floor, butterfly, you Sam, I
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: just this is this is just sausage juice. But it's
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: just you know, you squeeze that will get say that
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I almost went like your fingerprints on you that you
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. And then and then when you
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: bite into it there is a gush, great flight, but
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: especially when you're doing a ra camera size and that
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: was at a real what that was out of camera sizes? Anyway,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I just want to let you out now that you
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: guys want to come by and be a part of
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing. We're having the Labor Day, um cook off. Thanks,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody coming listen? Uh Jafnny Brown is on deck
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: up next to Murder another hit. We'll be back at
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: thirty four after you're listening to Steve Harvey Show. Alright,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: let's go introduce Jay, Ladies and gentlemen. He is here again.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know what this is, but slowly we are
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: losing friends of the Morning Show. What is it that's murder?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: We go Coddy By. This is a really big song.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Is that the name of the song? And yellow is
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: a big song. She even recorded it in Spanish. It's
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: huge and it's dis in people. The song that I wrote.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: It's this in people. Also, it's dedicated to people who
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: go to school with a lot of stuff, and they
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: got everything, and you don't have a damn I remember
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: being that, Remember, I remember that that was me. I
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: had nothing. That's what the song is about. Everything who
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: had everything? Charles Tripling sly knits if all Flowers had
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: every damn thing for a different outfit every day. He
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: drove a brand new car to school as a senior. Yeah,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: a new car though, I got that in there. All
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: that's in the song. You didn't have a damn thing.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: You had to hold your new clothes till a week
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: after this, just for you right here. Follow me on
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Jaspont Comedy. Check it out. This is the song on
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: the stee Hall of Money. Stop j J got some.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't rich, but you can't listen with me because
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: all my stuff is new. These ain't knockoffs because my
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: dad got him. This is my school shoot from the stoop,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: and I've got some mop Jesus brand new. I know
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: you six, so you can shut your mouth. That's what
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Look, I eat hot lunch and I
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: got money too. I'll lend you a pair if you
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: want me to wear a new pair every week. You
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: look at that I speak to you. I've got money,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: might stop, daddy rich and I drive the schools Now
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: it's time for some fake Spanish. I really hope that
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I don't offend better suit on my cat. Get only
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: five Meani Meani money Mum or don't Betty get it
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: bum bubble gum buddle gum, bubblegum bum bubble bubblegum, bubble bubblegumble,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: bubble gum, bubble gum, bubble gum track my Stepdaddy, you
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: look at that. I speed and I drive to school.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Committed though, when you're doing Jay, you're so committed. I
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: love that. Yeah, I ain't seen a cup this many
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: age ran right only Jay, he knows all the jam.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Am I too old to do this? Know? This song
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: is the song? He had played the song at the fight.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: He was at the fight. She sung the song. Yeah, yeah,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: she's sung the fight. Yeah yeah, she performed the fight. Yeah. Yeah,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: this sounds big man. Yeah, it's huge. The fact that
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I know it's just a popular song. I was not
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: there the fight. I was in the back discussing other
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: things when they were playing this song. Yeah, yeah, this
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: is a big song. I don't know how to be Yeah,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: and your Spanish person is even bigger than we talked
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: about it. I guess that was not Spanish that did him.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: We know, bubble gum, bubb we know that ain't Spanish.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: That I understood it too well. I just threw that
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: in there. I hope I didn't offend anybody you were saying.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I was waiting in a dish.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: But I love it. You're commitment, though, I do, I
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: really be committed to what you do right here? Yeah, alright,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: the Nephews prank phone call is coming up, Bubble gum, nephew,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be what you promised that it will be. Well,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: it's my promise you to be alright, the Nephews prank
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: phone call, it's coming up right after this, and he
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: promises is gonna be what nephew stupid. We'll be back.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: the hour, Get ready for today's strawberry letter, of course,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: put up next Tommy, what you got he left his
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  Speaker 1: draws this? You're right, this is going to be stupid.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Ain't the only one ever left? Mind? I've know some
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: people on this show that left they draw Excuse you,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I ain't never left mine. I had him on back
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: getting out one leg. But yeah, I had one leg
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: and one time. Oh that's uncomfortable. Your jeans on him too?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: In my pocket? That was hard to explain. Why are
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: your draws in your pocket? I got one for you.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Why your draws around your ankle? Oh? We gotta talk
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: about this when we come down. Hello, yes, Mr, Yes, Hey,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: this is the doorman mark uh your building? Okay, I
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: have a mistress in here who is trying to get
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: buzzed up to your unit? Are you Are you at
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: home right now? Sir? No? No, no, sir, I'm not
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: a who Yeah, Mr Um, let's just say I'm sorry.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: We'll just say Mr. He was be buzzed up. Supposedly
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: he left some articles in the room. Are in your
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: unit a couple of days ago? That was out of
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: count A couple of days ago? What day are we
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: talking about? Uh? So, actually starting Wednesday, Thursday and Friday,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: he was there all three days. You guys let him
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: into my apartment for three days. He was in my place. Mr. Tip.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: We don't let anybody in and let someone in the unit,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: allows them to be buzzed up. That's the rules here
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: of the building. So we definitely didn't do anything. So
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: who let him in? Who buzzed them? Monday? Sir? I
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: hate to say it, but I'm assuming your wife musts
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: to bust them up. You mean my wife was not
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: there three days ago. She was on a business trip.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: She was not at the apartment three days ago. No, Sir,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: your wife was here. I've actually seen your wife come
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: in and out. Okay, to dude is there right now?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: He's downstairs. He's here right now with me, Sir. What
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: did he leave him? Okay, one second, Mr, hang on,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: what actually part fair pants and and what else? He
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: says he left a pair of pants and underwear and
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: the two Prush shirts. Sir, was still kill Hill. He's
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: there right now. Let me talk to him. Put him
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: on the phone, let me talk some Uh you know what, Mr.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Right now that we're listening to you and I'll rape
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: the way you're saying, I don't want to put this
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: car on the phone. Mark, if you want to keep
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: your job at the building, you're gonna put him on
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: the phone now, sir. Sorry, Mr. He's actually leaving out
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: of the building now. He's he's walk should put him
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: on the phone. What's your problem? You got video surveilance, right,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: you got video footage of everybody that comes in and
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: out of the building, right, Um, yes, sir, But you know,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: if if nothing occurs, we I think we should have
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: footage that goes back at least two weeks, so we
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: should be able to pull some things out for you. Sir. Yeah,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to get that. And I need
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: to hit over to me right now. I'm at my
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: work email. I need it today because this is some
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: let my apartment and this is it's like, what kind
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: of income people are you? What kind of in before
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: are you? Sir? Mr mrs On a second, all right,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: let's please hear me out, sir, hear me out. I
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: have it. We haven't just let someone in. Someone in
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: your unit, buzz someone up. We didn't just let anyone up. Now,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I know you don't want to hear it, but I'm
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: assuming your wife buzz this guy just turns up. We
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: didn't do that. You should put up and get me
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: with pasked for and then with done. Okay, Well, well
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: you know you're saying I have a problem. Maybe you
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: have a problem pleasing your wife, and that's why she's
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: buzzing other people up here talking to me like that.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: You're being you're respectful to me as well, sir. No, no, no, no.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: The disrespectful is you coming and letting people come up
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: to my buility that you know is now. I haven't
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: let anybody up here. I can't stop your wife from
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: doing what she's doing. Do you like some guy in
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: what you're thinking it might be taking out on me
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: what you should be saying to your wife. Somebody has
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: gotta dress up all the time and always buzzing somebody
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: up to the room on your guard. That's what you
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: need to door man, Mrs you you you know what.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I'm the only round here busting my kids now. Man,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I want here working right now to pay for that.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: So they check job where you might be having you whatever,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: then you're not. You're not having your basers at home.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: That's why she keeps buzzing people up, sir. You know
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: what what the business on the handle? When I get
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: home to day and show my man your your wife
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: has been a s You're gotta quit calling me the doorman. Okay,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: you want woman, what's your mother position? You do for
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: a living on the door man, door and thank you
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: missus door man. By fact, I'm gonna stop calling you
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: missed the doorman because that's giving you too much respect. Okay,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: but if you know, if you if you stop telling
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: me from going up to your room, you'll be fine.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Who the Tommy Lepthew Tommy from the Steve Harvey and
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your wife got me to prank phone call you?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: You're crazy? Ye about to get man's cool? Man, You
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: don't know that was going through my head and she
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: was about to get it y'allways, everybody was about, hey, man,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest and
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: gotta be the Steve Harvey Morning. So then you know,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: you leave your drafts. You know what I'm saying. Sometimes
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: you're leading. You know, time you get caught up, you
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: don't think about you pull out. Damn, I left my draft.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: But you can't go back. You though, you paying rush
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: in front of nobody because you ain't got no drums.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Don't come home with new drugs. Fit. When you start
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: wearing new drugs, change your behavior. That's we know, Steve saying,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: who know about to run your ankles. I was just
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: in the rush to get him on, trying to get
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: back to the house. Next thing you know, I just
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: had him in one leg, standing in the kitchen, trying
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: to look innocent and look down, and it was sticking
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: out under my pants. You should have seen me putting
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: that league. Okay, so I get the visual. Your draws
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: are down, but your pants is up. Yeah, like you
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: got it together and shoes on, yeah, tied off, but
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: all just sticking out from around you feel that big
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: lump of cloth going down your leg? What color? What color?
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Were they real obvious? Yeah? You know I had these
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: gray and yellow ones. Yeah, they were very noticeable, real obvious. Yeah,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: you know my socks? Hear the funny thing the leg
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: that the draws were sticking out of. I didn't have
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: a sock on that foote How do you rein it?
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: How did you get out of it? That's what I wanted. Now.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I stuck my leg behind the stove. I'm telling you,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I just stuck it on the side of stove, just
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: stood there because I couldn't walk because they would have
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: seen it. Yeah, because usually there's no room behind I
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: just do it in the kitchen, talking like I was concerned. Uh,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: just when fruit lum stopped making sucks leopard le right,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: it looked like dis you know, like what divers put off? Yeah,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: definitely what the writing saying. What say I like lap dance?
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go U coming up in about
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: an hour. Get ready for another exciting episode of bad
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: acting theater the Chapman's and we'll be back. Yeah, we'll
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: be back right after the Strawberry Letter coming up next.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: before we get to today's crazy Strawberry letter, and yes
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: this letter is something else, trust and believe. But first
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: shout out to Texas own Jamie Fox, a friend to
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: the show. A telethon is scheduled for said Timber twelve
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: with Jamie Fox, re Reese Witherspoon, Blake Shelton, and Houston
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: z own Michael Strahan promises. Host. Jamie made the announcement
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: on Instagram, saying just wanted to let everyone in Texas No,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: we got you from a fellow Texan. My heart goes out,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: my prayers go out. September twelve, we have a telethon
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: that we're doing. We'll give you more details so we
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: can raise as much money as we can for everyone
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: down there. Houston z own rapper bun By and the
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: team behind Ariana Grande's One Love Manchester concert are reportedly
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: organizing the Star Studied event, which will take place in
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: l A, New York, and Nashville. You don't have to
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: be a celebrity to help people, though, I mean we've
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: been saying that all week. You know, you could just
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: be like us, just regular whatever. You know. Everyone can help.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Text a word Harvey to nine zero and you can
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: make a ten dollar donation. You can go to red
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• 56:57
  Speaker 1: and help in any way you can, especial see if
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: we can't. If you can't, that's okay. To do what
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: you can do, do you. Yeah, no pressure, and thanks
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: to everyone who stepped up. Oh my god, the military's involved,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: you know. Mexican, Mexico, the country of Mexicans. I mean, yes, yes, big,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. President, Thank you? How that is? You know?
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I mean that speaks volume as a people, you know. Yeah,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: to put a wall up. Yeah, and didn't till my
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: win't gonna pass to budget if he don't get the
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: budgeting for the wall. Wall. I even saw some I
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: ain't got a dollar for no damn wall, but I
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: even saw some Musks opening their churches, you know, for
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: people to come through. You know, that's big as well,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: you know, considers considering you know what the things that
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: the President said about, you know, the Muslims, the Mexicans,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: all the wall, all of that. You know, thanks everyone.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: The mayor in Houston, to Vesta Turner, has done an
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: incredible job. Yes, yes he had. That's a job from
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: the beginning. I mean even before the storm hit. He
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: was preparing you forward and getting you ready and letting
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: you know, if you're thinking about doing some foolishness with
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Looten and all of that, I'm gonna be ready for it.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: He's been on he's been on point before the storm. King.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: You just see all the police officers that are coming
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: in from all over to give the Houston police a
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: break because they've been working non stop. That's the silver lining,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: everybody coming together. Absolutely absolutely alright, nephew, let's do it.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Let's do it. Let's do it up and hold on time.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: We got it. Starwberry letter, Okay, subject he wanted it before,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: but he doesn't want it now. I surely and Steve,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I am not one to have let a man walk
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: over me. However, a few months back I met someone
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: who made me let go of the guard I had
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: held up in protection of my heart. In November, I
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: met a guy eleven years my senior, and he seemed ideal.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Despite my self professed problem with being hyper sexual. He
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: saw me as the intellectual female that I am, and
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: he treated me spectacularly. My safety mattered to him, and
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: he didn't mind letting me know. Fast forward six months
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: and I lay here crying because he claims he doesn't
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: want a relationship. He knows that I'm in love with him,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: and he uses this because he knows that is my weakness.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: He'll call upon me for sexual encounters and then makes
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: me tell him I love him during sex. I fell
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: in love with the man who was my protector many
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: months back, who told me things that I had never
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: heard before. Where did that person go? I keep trying
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: to break away and the cycle continues because I am
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: weak for this man. What am I to do? Wow? Okay,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: first of all, go back to the beginning of your
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: letter where you say I am not the one to
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: have let a man walk over me? Well, where is she?
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Where is that woman? What happened her? You know, I'm
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: just gonna need you to bring her back first of all,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: and I need you to wake up. Stop professing that
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: you are hyper sexual. I mean, what does that mean anyway?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Stuff that you know he'll use against you, he'll use
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: to manipulate you to do what he wants you to do.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: And he has you right now just where he wants you.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, did he hypnotize you or something?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: You know, he can call you on the phone, come
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: to me, and you'll just calm because he says it
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: because you're weak for him. I mean, he can't do
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: anything to you that you don't allow him to do.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: As we have said a hundred and one million times
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: on this show. You know, I just need you to
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: wake up and and be that other woman, the one
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: who doesn't let people walk over them, because clearly this
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: man is just doing what having his way with you.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: But he can't do that again unless you say it's okay,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: and you've apparently given him the okay. You know, this
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: is just crazy. He's just eleven years older than you,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: he has more were game than you, and you know
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: in this instance he's winning. So you gotta wake up
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: and just stop letting him do this to you. Steve,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: say no, sometimes you don't have to go every time
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: he calls. Steve. First of all, Sherle, I agree with
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: everything you said. Great response. Great as Here's the way
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: I see it. Shirley's right. What happened to the woman
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: who opened up the door gate when I'm not want
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: to let him man walk all over me? You met
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: a guy eleven years, you've seen it, and he seemed ideal.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Now here's the problem with your letter, though, despite myself
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: professed problem with being hyper sexual, see that this is
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: yourself professed problem. Why you shared that with him? I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: do not know. Maybe it was to let him know
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: you're gonna really want it all the time, or whatever
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: whatever that means. I guess that's it. And e eleven
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: years you're seeing you Maybe you fail. It was I
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: got to tell him this how I really am not
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: it's a problem of mine, Okay, But then he saw
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: you as the intellectual female that I am, and he
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: treated me spectacling. My safety matter to him, and he
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: didn't mind letting me know. Fast forward, your crying because
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want a relationship. I did not hear anywhere
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: in your letter where he said he wanted a relationship.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear any of that. All of this is you.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: You got this figured out. You let you met someone
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: who made me let go of my god, who let
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: my guard down. You let your guard down without putting
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: your problem down. Now in this letter, I have to
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: ask you this question. Is your problem him or is
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: your problem your hyper sexual problem? Because you know if
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: it's him, then we can fix that. If hyper sexual
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: is your problem, then this is gonna occur again and
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: again and again because you're hyper sexual. But it didn't
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: say you were promiscuous. So if you love having sex
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: with these guys you meet, and that becomes the pre
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: eminent thing in the relationship. He saw your intellectual side.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: You told him just the real meat on. This is
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: my professed problem up front. So you told a guy
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: that's what you had to have, not guess what now
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: to hang on to it. All he got to do
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: is play on that. And that's what you're creating. When
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I come back, I have a solution for you. I'm
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: actually gonna show you a way out of this. You're
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Hardy Morning. Coming up in about
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes another episode of bad Acting Theater starring the Chapman's.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: But come on, Steve code Cracker right now with part
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: two of Today's Strawberry Letter. Uh. He wanted it before,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: but he doesn't want it now, how Sherle and Steve.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not wanting to let him man walk over me.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: How A few months back I met someone who made
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: me let go of the god I had held up
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: in protection of my heart. And November one, I met
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: a guy eleven years my senior, and he seemed ideal
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: despite my self professed problem with being hyper sexual. He
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: saw me as an intellectual female that I am, and
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: he treated me spectacling. My safety matter to him, and
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: he didn't mind letting me know that. Fast forward six
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: months later, I lay here crying because he claims he
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: doesn't want a relationship. He knows I'm in love with him,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: and because of this, he uh, he knows that I'm
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: in love with him and uses this because he knows
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: that is my weakness. He'll call upon me for sexual
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: encounters and then makes me tell him I love him
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: doing sex. I fell in love with the man who
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: was my protector many months back. He told me things
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: I've never heard before. Where did that person go? I
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: keep trying to break away and the cycle continues because
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: I am weak for this man. What am I to do?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: It's not that you're really weak for this man, It's
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  Speaker 1: just that you have a problem. And see, once you
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  Speaker 1: let your guard down without putting your problem down. As
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  Speaker 1: I stated earlier, they allize your real problem. The problem
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  Speaker 1: is you your hyper sexual. Now I looked up hyper
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  Speaker 1: sexual because this woman obviously has diagnosed herself with the
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  Speaker 1: real problem of being hyper sexual. Okay, here's the definition
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  Speaker 1: of hyper sexual. It is the inability to control thoughts, feelings,
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  Speaker 1: or sexual behavior. Your thoughts of sex, your feelings about sex,
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  Speaker 1: and your behavior about saying your inability to control that.
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  Speaker 1: That's the definition according to the dictionary for hyper sexual. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: once you told the man this, guess what he had
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  Speaker 1: a new toy. Oh, I'm gonna play with the hyper
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  Speaker 1: sexual girl. Now you didn't fell in love with a
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: problem him and you hyper sexual? Now you're the told
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  Speaker 1: is to the guy without establishing up front what you wanted. See,
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  Speaker 1: once again, ladies, I didn't hear and hear what a
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  Speaker 1: man said. He wanted a relationship. He was just providing
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  Speaker 1: protection for you. He said something as you had never
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  Speaker 1: heard before. So damn what, I got a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: first timelines for you, if that's the only they take.
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  Speaker 1: He eleven years older than you. He didn't done some
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  Speaker 1: things you ain't done eleven years. Come on, man, it's
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  Speaker 1: got being around the block. Here's here's your here's your deal.
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  Speaker 1: See you're saying here. He knows that I'm in love
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  Speaker 1: with He knows that I'm in love with him, and
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  Speaker 1: he uses this because he knows this is my weakness.
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  Speaker 1: Love is not your weakness. Love is a strength. Let
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  Speaker 1: me help you understand something your weakness. Love is not
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  Speaker 1: a weakness. Love is a strength. Ain't nothing wrong with love.
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  Speaker 1: Love overcomes, love winds. Love causes you to do right
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  Speaker 1: when you want to do wrong. Love make you go
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  Speaker 1: home and night. Love make you show up when you
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  Speaker 1: feel like laying down. Love is a strength. Your weakness
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  Speaker 1: is your problem. You need to go get some help
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  Speaker 1: with being sexually a hyper. You need to solve that
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  Speaker 1: problem because this is just gonna happen again and again
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  Speaker 1: and again. But let me tell you something about me
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  Speaker 1: and in case you're got money for a therapist. See
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  Speaker 1: you say he uses this against me because he knows
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  Speaker 1: I love them. Let me tell you somethbody, man, here's
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: a simple therapeutic moment you can add with any man.
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  Speaker 1: If you take away the known to a man and
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: create the unknown for a man, you're either gonna do
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  Speaker 1: one or two things. You're gonna reignite his interests. He's
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: gonna have to work harder to keep it, or you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna give him the out that he's looking for. Quit
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  Speaker 1: creating the known for him, create the unknown. Quit answering
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: your phone, quit being with he wanted to, he wanna
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  Speaker 1: hear I love you. Didn't do something to show you
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  Speaker 1: love me just cause he's sex and you you got
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  Speaker 1: to tell him you love it. Come on, lady, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just giving you a cheap way out. And now you've
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  Speaker 1: got money for therapy. You really need to go get
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: yourself looked into and get yourselves some help. But a
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  Speaker 1: man responds to what he don't know. Please know that,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, You know we have to go email
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: us or Instagram. What's your thoughts on today's strawberry letter
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  Speaker 1: at my girls? Surely and I want to say thank
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: you once again to all the people who joined me
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  Speaker 1: yesterday for the Strawberry Letter after show live on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much. You guys getting all you
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but you can't damn restrict all right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much. I that a word. Damn you
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  Speaker 1: see that big s want the money break all right.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Now's a good time to switch gears, Steve. Check this out, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Smoking weed slashes your risk of strokes. I'm I'm okay, okay,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: I knew. Studies found the smoking weed slashes your risk
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  Speaker 1: of having to deal with blood clots, which can lead
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  Speaker 1: to a longer life, because you will also reduce your
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  Speaker 1: chance of suffering a stroke. It seems that the chemical THHC,
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  Speaker 1: which is what actually gets you high, also relaxes the
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  Speaker 1: walls of your artery um once a week day, resulting
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  Speaker 1: in lower blood pressure and increased blood flow to all
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  Speaker 1: the tissues of your body. Don't do a damn thing
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  Speaker 1: for diabetes. Don't do making you eat right? Well, yeah
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  Speaker 1: you do, get so there you go. You don't say
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  Speaker 1: how often though it's there supposed to be once a day. No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say how often. Uh. It's just found that
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  Speaker 1: when you smoke weed, it slashes your risk of having
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  Speaker 1: to deal with blood clots. I think it's got to
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  Speaker 1: be all day because when I see my sister like
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  Speaker 1: she's been doing, you don't get upset about nothing else.
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  Speaker 1: We smokers calls you to have a stroke. They stress free. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's just all over her face. No mention of the flooding.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't worry about. It's flood nothing. Find out smoke
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  Speaker 1: and I need to get some. Yeah, that's some new stuff.
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  Speaker 1: She rolled me one of them all coming up at
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  Speaker 1: forty one after the hour something. You've all been waiting
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  Speaker 1: for another episode, the brand new episode of Bad Acting
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  Speaker 1: Theater and The Chapman's Right after this, you're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, and now it is time for another
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  Speaker 1: episode of Bad Acting Theater. It's the Steve Harvey Soap proper,
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  Speaker 1: the one he's always wanted. It's called The Chapman's. Ready, guys, yes,
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  Speaker 1: you bad acting You stop in the middle of the
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  Speaker 1: narrating just started, and okay, ready, everybody ready, Okay, here
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  Speaker 1: we go. Hello everyone, Welcome to another episode of Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Bad Acting Theater with your host and narrator me
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  Speaker 1: Surely Strawberry. We called this episode I got your message
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  Speaker 1: right here. Let's look in and see what's happening. In
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  Speaker 1: last week's episode, Earl Son Chester just got back from
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: being kidnapped and was excited to be home. He went
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  Speaker 1: into the kitchen to make himself a peanut butter and
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  Speaker 1: jelly and pork grynd sandwich. Yuck, Daddy, daddy, you did it,
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  Speaker 1: iddny't think you kid, I didn't think you're like I
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  Speaker 1: didn't think. I didn't even ever see you. Aki. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna go in the kitchen and make me the biggest
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  Speaker 1: peanut butter and jelly sandwich I can find it, and
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  Speaker 1: you know what, you know what, I'm gonna throw in
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  Speaker 1: some poor rid. Earl was mad that Frenchie, who was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be played by George Wallace but was played
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  Speaker 1: by Tommy ripped him off for forty million dollars that
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: he paid him to keep Chester because he let him go.
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  Speaker 1: I paid that fat no good, bad acting, small hat
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  Speaker 1: wearing old ass. Mama. You jun't tell him purple color,
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  Speaker 1: need grow Frichard for the million dog keep that boy,
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  Speaker 1: and I was to never see him again. He took
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  Speaker 1: that money and didn't let him go. And Junior and
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  Speaker 1: me too, we're surprised to find out that KK was
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  Speaker 1: his mama. His mama? What what? What? What? What? What? What? You? My? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: I thought? That's right, your mama. Let's look in on
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  Speaker 1: this week and see what's happening with the Chapman's. This
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  Speaker 1: is your mama. Fl stupid. She don't even know how
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  Speaker 1: to leave a message. Leave a message. Look, look, your
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  Speaker 1: blue black rascal. You made a deal. I gave your
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  Speaker 1: forty million dollars to never see him again, but you
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  Speaker 1: took my money and you let this worthless no good.
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  Speaker 1: So go now here in the kitchen right now making
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  Speaker 1: a peanut butter jelly in poke ran selwich. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want the money, but you got to keep up your
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  Speaker 1: end or the boggaing. If not you you got to
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  Speaker 1: come get him. Please. If you don't come get him,
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  Speaker 1: help mckilly, please please have have some decency. Friend, She
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  Speaker 1: picks up the phone, because he was just screening his call.
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  Speaker 1: I don't take care of your little problems. All right,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta deal, but promise me that you're gonna come
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  Speaker 1: and get him first. Oh we we, we gotta deal.
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  Speaker 1: I won't right on right on with the right on.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, he really hates that boy. Let's listen in
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  Speaker 1: as Bogard is calling Reverend Adnoi to find out where
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  Speaker 1: KK is. He's finally able to call after the butt
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  Speaker 1: whipping he got last week because of swelling went down.
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  Speaker 1: This is if you're caller about to meet it with
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  Speaker 1: the women who looked like mc ham. Please, I want
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  Speaker 1: to know how the phone ring first, then after I'd
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  Speaker 1: already left the message to ringing the phone. It's bad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: rab this bo God. If you see KKH, tell her
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  Speaker 1: I moved to Egypt. Okay, I'm not around now. Let's
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  Speaker 1: listen in as Junior. It's still taking it now. Let's
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  Speaker 1: listen in as Junior is still taking it all in
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  Speaker 1: that KK is is mama, Wait wait what what? What? Who? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: She's my my? What? What? What? Oh? What? Take K?
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  Speaker 1: I thought? Hold on a minute, hold on, she's my
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  Speaker 1: what what? You my what? We'll get back to that.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what KK has found Beauregard. Oh yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is uh this is a rev. This is bouregard. Like
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  Speaker 1: I said, if you see KK, tell her I moved
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  Speaker 1: to Egypt, you know. And if you ever see him, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready to face face to face. She got in
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  Speaker 1: a lucky punch, you know what. Uh. I'm ready to
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  Speaker 1: to have it out with her, one on one anytime
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  Speaker 1: she's ready. Kayk okay. I thought she was gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: I looked down and she that's what I was waking
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  Speaker 1: that all right? Okay, get off the phone, punk, I'm
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  Speaker 1: right here. Where's my money? I told you it would
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: not end well. I don't find him. Yeah, I'm dying.
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  Speaker 1: Shad me, shad me, Ellen. I don't want to die
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: calling him. Wait a minute, hold on, hold on sound effect. Man,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not finished die god, guy, hold it. Somebody told
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: my baba I don't want to die. I don't wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute. I'm still not finished die. I want I
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: don't wanted to die, but I'm dead. Join us next
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  Speaker 1: week for the Chapmans. This has been Steve Harvey's bad
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  Speaker 1: acting theater. That god the best death ever. We gotta
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  Speaker 1: go to break. We'll be right back. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steven Show. Okay, we have two segments in one
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  Speaker 1: of this break. First of all, we're gonna have more
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  Speaker 1: Labor Day barbecue tips more. And then Tommy I hate
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  Speaker 1: saying this, Carl, I know you will hate hearing this
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  Speaker 1: as well, But Tommy is gonna have more etiquette on
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  Speaker 1: side piece of Labor Day weekend. I can't yeah with that, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't understand something wrong. But first come on with
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: grilling tips, guys. And we know it's a meat a
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  Speaker 1: big meat day that you don't want to waste it. Now,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: you don't want to waste it. So do you put
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: your meat on and then put your your sauce on?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Or you put your grill your meat and then put
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: your sauce cook. I think you let that question. You don't.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: I think it was a little backwards. That's gonna happen, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: The other thing that's gonna happen somebody, it's gonna set
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  Speaker 1: theirselves on fire. You know what I'm talking about? Blade
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  Speaker 1: a blade, a blade. All the front is gonna be
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: boint up shirt. And why is that? Because they don't
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  Speaker 1: know how much fluid you're supposed to use. That there's
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: a way to deal without all that fluid. That fluid it.
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  Speaker 1: It takes too long to cook that fluid. If you're
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: using half a can of fluid, you got a problem.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well they're out there. You mean personally, I
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  Speaker 1: think if you're using fluid at all, you're you're running
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: your meat. Yeah, you know they have five starters out there.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: You know, a little squares exactly just wooden paper, just
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  Speaker 1: wood that you see start and then it helped start
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: your fire. When you use time is right. When you
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: use that all like that fluid, it takes too long
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: to burn off. It be in your meat. But you
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  Speaker 1: know that people that's not listening, I said, they're putting
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: gas on the flames man, because the man started. Yeah,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: have the electric starters. That's just like a it's shaped
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: like a circle with two yeah coming off. You just
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: plug it up and sticking under your cold and then
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: it started to pull it off. You gotta put it
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: somewhere working. Nobody touch it for an hour. You pull
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  Speaker 1: that thing out, man, and you ain't paying attention. You
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: touch it again, you gotta be a big problem. Yeah,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to go in the house and get
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  Speaker 1: some butter, right, Yeah, but when your whole handed, but
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: you take some bo and wrap it and it works.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to go to the hospital and you touch
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  Speaker 1: your things right there by ain't gonna help because just
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  Speaker 1: going right to the white man, Yeah, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: you gotta be careful. Yeah, I think that's the message.
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  Speaker 1: Just with the amount of fluid that year. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even eat a people house if if the cook is
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  Speaker 1: skinny at meat, you got to have somebody in that.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Y'all got to be fat a vegan bar alright, Um,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: so we slide into part two of this segment, uh
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  Speaker 1: side piece of labor Day weekend things they need to
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  Speaker 1: know right all right, let's do this because you know
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  Speaker 1: last month the whole or careless story broke y'all remember that,
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  Speaker 1: right all right? Because you know to me, Kle's win
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  Speaker 1: about the first thing that the ladies just way too young,
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  Speaker 1: all right now they need to be around fairly. And
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  Speaker 1: thirty five that's that's that side piece age right in there.
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  Speaker 1: Thing five. I'm opening up my own nephew timming side
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  Speaker 1: piece edikin school. Yes, yes, you know so so side
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  Speaker 1: pieces No, like like you're gonna rude number one, how
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  Speaker 1: to recognize you got to know if you a side
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  Speaker 1: piece first? All right, Look if you ain't been here high,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: you ain't met his kids, you ain't met his mama.
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  Speaker 1: You definitely a side piece. You do understand that. Listen up, listening,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: listen up now number two. Here you go, y'all. Holidays
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  Speaker 1: are spent with him, the day after Christ, the day
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  Speaker 1: after East, the day after New Year, and just notice,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: birthdays are options. It might happen and it might not. Okay,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: what about Labor Day this weekend? No date Friday? You
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  Speaker 1: might want to get him mark today? Today is to
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  Speaker 1: day to right matterday? Yeah, don't be looking to have
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  Speaker 1: Monday to you to you know that's not you know,
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  Speaker 1: don't fix him a plate because he ain't coming over there. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you're making a plate for I told you I'm not
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: coming I make your plate for what? And you know
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: the problem with the side always a side piece. I
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: always want to do something public, right, you know what
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? Why we can't go to the movies? And
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: what what is this? What is not a room with you?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: We got cable movie fun. Nobody wants to set up
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  Speaker 1: in the house on a day day, idiots. The only
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: way we're going to the movie I show up. You
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  Speaker 1: already out. You got refreshments and everything ain't already. That's
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. It's dark now here going nothing
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: when you need to understand as soon as right before
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: the movie over with, right at the climax, I'm walking
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  Speaker 1: down the step getting out of there. I will see
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna see it at the end and I'm out
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  Speaker 1: with me and you when the lights come out. Can't
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: be sitting side by side. Not happened, Steve, I need
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  Speaker 1: you to step in here. What's your credit rolls? So
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: do I? Yeah, yeah, I'm it's gonna be a great
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  Speaker 1: Got out side. We gotta go, anyone here this crap.
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• 1:25:44
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• 1:25:49
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• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: the man. But his damn problem now is he's on
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: a team where they're gonna double him. See, they couldn't
• 1:26:13
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• 1:26:15
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  Speaker 1: they wanted Isaia to stop being the top top score,
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  Speaker 1: they double him up in the playoffs Isaiah. Well, now
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: they can't do that Isaiah over here because they got
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: to worry about Lebron and they've traded a guy who
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: played even after his sister passed. Yes, Boston, then they're
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: gonna turn around and change trading. You got angry person
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: coming back to Boston board Yeah, yeah, yeah, k I
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  Speaker 1: think he just really messed up on this. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why he lead because he didn't want to play second.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's hard to be a championship team when your
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  Speaker 1: point guard the leader. I don't like what you said,
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  Speaker 1: championship team. It would be a championship TEAMD is the
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: lead score and the best player. Yeah, that's it's hard
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: to win that way. All right, Well, we'll be watching
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  Speaker 1: this for sure. For sure, first game of the season,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: Cleveland against Boston. Game to go to the game, Steve,
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: you don't like saying sporting event. He'd be in it. Boy,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: did you see him at the looking up at the
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: You know, somebody sit down Steve. Anyway, I don't think
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: he didn't have a rebuttal, Steve, where are you yelling
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: when you stood up at the fight? He can't say
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: on the radio when you get paraphrase, he'll say it
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: when he's on your show. When he came over that
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: of my side, one of the things I said, knock
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: his ass out right here, Florida Rock and see your
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: people in front of me was harming. They said this
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: dude right here just said I came out right here.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: Gram see yeah, I love that was the CEO and
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: chairman of CBS, and that's who took me to my
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: very first Super Bowl, hanging with the big dogs. So
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: what was you saying that I took a picture of
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: you on my TV on the screen posted it. Somebody
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: coming And why Steve looking like he looking at Floyd like,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: if you don't beat his behind, I'm gonna beat your behind, Floyd, Daddy.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: But I love how every time when I was at
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: a party, every time everybody stood up at the party,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: Steve was up there ending up in the same time
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: have a small TV s every time you stood up,
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: he was out of frame. Do not when I'm a
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: little nine. Alright, congratulations to Isaiah Thomas. I'm sure he'll
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: bring some love to the Cavaliers. And we'll be right
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening to the Steven Show.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: All right, Uh, we're back. We want to say again
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: to thank you to all the volunteers, all the people
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: who are working in Texas, uh, in the recovery efforts,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: you know, for Hurricane Harvey. How strong, how how courageous,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: how benevolent and giving of their time. You know, these
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: people have been working NonStop for hours, some without sleep,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: some you know, just everything. So we want to say
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: thank you to them. You guys have been down there
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: all week, Tommy and Carla because that that's your home.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: And thank god you guys weren't affected, but man, you
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: know people that were, and you've seen the devastations that
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: when Carla, I've been trying to help people. We donate
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: it to the Red Cross because COPA churches were affiliated with.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: We're trying to get them things that they need. So
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: you know, everybody pitching in just helps. It does just
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: That's one thing I can say about Houston is Houston
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: just dove in saying we were not going out like this,
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: that's right, and everybody just pitching in. Man, everybody's helping everybody.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: And and that's why storm didn't break our spirit, you
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, we all came together as one,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: you know, like you said, Shirtly, I was down volunteering
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: and went to the shelters uh at George R. Brown,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: Uh Tommy and down there volunteering and we have to
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: give a shout out to you could just see how
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: exhausted they are, just the first responders and the medical staff.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: To see doctors and nurses coming in the convention center
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: relieving the each other, making sure that people are okay,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: and the police from all over it seems like the
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: governor and surrounding states have helped and chipped in and
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: asked for help to relieve the police officers. They have
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: been working NonStop by rescuing people and trying to protect
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: the citizens, to keep the business and the elderly. And
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: and that's why, you know, I do the um We
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: just started doing the after show Strawberry Letter Live, and
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: and I do um my fresh Strawberry Pick of the Week.
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  Speaker 1: And this week it was Houston. It was the State
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: of Texas because I think, you know what we've talked
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: about a week, they've shown this country what it means
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: to come together and help your fellow man. You know,
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: the country, the eye was on them, and they did
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: not let us down in terms of compassion for their neighbors.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: It didn't matter, white, Black, Latino, Asian, it did not matter.
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  Speaker 1: You know. That's the message. After you know all the
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: horrific things that have happened, you know, in the few
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: weeks and stuff, it lets you see love. That's what
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: I saw. I mean, you saw the devastation, but you know,
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: the flip side of that was the love and the
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: caring for your fellow man, and that's what life is
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: all about. The city officials made sure that stores, hotels
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: didn't start checking up their prices on everything, price gouging
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: and just making stuff just crazy expensive, especially at a
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: time like this. So it was good they were on
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: top of it as as much as they could be. Man,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: And you didn't see any incidences of looting and things
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: like that that you see sometimes, you know, when devastation
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: like this occurs. You didn't see any of that. So
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: my hat comes off to Houston, I should say, for
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: showing just love and I'm just so you know, I
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: was so moved and touched by that. And the Texans
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: football team they stepped up. Big Watt has raised over
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: six million dollars now has a new goal of ten
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: million dollars. He'll get it. Shout out to athletes that
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: are making the difference. They care about their hometown, their
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: families live. Yeah, yeah in this city. So one more time, Shirley,
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: please give about the Red Cross donation information. It's red
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: Cross dot org. If you want to donate, if you
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: want to help, it's one red Cross, and it's texting
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: the word Harvey to nine zero nine nine nine we'll
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: be right back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Just one more thing, last
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: break of the day. Good day, uh Steve. Yesterday we
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: played comedian Michael Blackson's Instagram message to Z List celebrities
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: who want to donate. Yeah, not a list like Kevin
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: Hart asked for. We loved his message and we just
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: wanted to play it again. Uh. Here it is. Take
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: a listen. Shout out to Kevin Hard and the rock
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: Autumn A list celebrities for sending dollars to Houston. But
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: just because you don't have dollars doesn't mean you have
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: to send nothing at all. Today, I'm challenging these zealous
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: celebrities that look rich but I'm broke, people like myself.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: J to Z A challenge all of you right now.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: This is your fly fifty dollars. Send it right now.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: Joe Buttons, I challenge you to send forty five dollars.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: Young Jock, come on, I know you got thirty five dollars.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: All the housewife's a basketball wife that used to have
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: money with the have Monty and I have no money. Now,
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: all of you sent dollars. All the love and hip hop.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: No disrespect. We do respect. I have no respect. All
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: of you sent sixteen dollars each all the cost of
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: whiling out besides Nick Cannon or you're broken, Rich sent
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: ten dollars. Please, I know you're in your private jet.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: Stop overs seven five dollars. Bobby. We don't want your money,
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: but don't want your money. You don't have to you broke.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: The media just need na sense Alec for the No.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: It's really funny. And he's coming back on that UM
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: hip hop squares with He's coming back there. They're they're
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: showing the previews of it now. Yeah, I look forward
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: to listen. Who knew there was? I know you have
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: a random that was the one they didn't want the
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: money is just somebody I don't Yeah, gotta bat he
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: gotta take care anyway, God, God, don't I got your shoes,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: I got your keys, your voice on this? Oh man,
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: come on, dog man. They did that to me one
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: time I was in I think it was Orto or Houston.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: That was a club across the street where a lot
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: of guys went, and you know, you know, man, they
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: crossed dressed, they dressed in dragged they they really dressed
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: up and there was an eye hop across the street,
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: and so I was in the eye hop with Boomerang
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: and one and we was eating one night after a
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: show that I just did, either Earthquakes Club or something
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: down there a long time ago. And the club let
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: out and they was coming across the street and someone
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: was like like dazzling, like really had the hair, the
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: gowns all stuff. I don't know what was going on,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: and so I spoke to a cop. Hey, Steve Harvey,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: and I spoke, you know, I'm cool, And so I
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: get up. We finished eating and this big dude comes up,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: but he got on this girl clothes and everything, but
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: he was a dude, you know. And he said, Steve, look,
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: I just need an autograph man for my mom and
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: she's a big fan of yours. I said, all right, man,
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: no problem, So I'm giving them the autograph. He said not,
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: you know, you know many this was before phone cameras.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: He said, no, I want you to turn around and
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: look in the window, and all his friends was in
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: the window wavering. He said, I told him I was
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: coming to get your phone number. Man, He said, just
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: signed autograph. I'm just messing with you. But I told him.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: I man, I said, man, he said, stud, we just
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: big fans of yours, that's all. Were just tripped and
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: having a good time. Man, I appreciate it, y'all. Go ahead,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: that's just give me the autograph. Hey, we were talking
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: about Floyd Mayweather just a couple of minutes ago. This
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: thirty one year old man. I don't know if you
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: guys heard about this. He was an m M A fan.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: He was so sure that Connor McGregor would win the
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: fight on Saturday against Floyd that he made a bet
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: with his business partner, uh, with the loser agreeing to
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: get a tattoo of the winning fighter's face. So he
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: had to follow through, and now he has a big
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: tattoo of Mayweather's face on his leg. He said he
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: doesn't regret making the bet, and he has no plans
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: to hide the ink. Instead, he'll gladly tell the story
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: of the tattoo to anyone who asked for the rest
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: of his life, because it's gonna be on there for
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: the rest of his life. What a bet, that's what
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: the bet? She said. I know what I say it,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: but I'm not doing Yeah, I know what I said.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: He think of something else? I'll pay you, but think
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: of something else. But I'm not doing that. That's not happening. Yeah,
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: I heard that, you know what I said, But I'm
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: not doing what. Man ain't hurt bet what I know
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: what I said. I'm away what I said what I
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: ain't doing it. But again, our prayers and and everything
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: go out to the people in the Texas area that
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: we're affected from Hurricane Harvey. I know you don't like
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: to to hear that name, Steve, but that is the name.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: What do you do now? It's you again. If you
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 1: want to donate, call one red Cross, or you can
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: go online to red Cross dot org. Or you can
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: text the word Harvey to nine zero nine nine nine
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: and make a donation. And please help if you can.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: And thanks to all the people who are down there
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: volunteering and helping. Yeah, bringing the country together. Thank you guys,
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: so very very much. All right, Steve, take us home.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: I won't call well. Ladies and gentlemen, the moment that
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: we've all waited for is finally here. Don't do nothing
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: you don't normally do. If you ain't ever bob qubo,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: if you can't cook, don't have a cook out. Hello,
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 1: that's a couple of things you need to know. That's
• 1:40:21
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