8:45 Idiotology April 27, 2026: Chinese Restaurant Roadkill Apology
Thieves destroy nearly 75 Detroit fire hydrants in 48-hour time period to steal metal parts, Polymarket trader accused of using hair dryer to win weather temperature wager, Alleged roadkill found in Chinese testaurant freezer in Louisiana
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