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Dilbert Comic Strip, Sister O'dell, NFL Combines, Short People and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things and the stubbing good it. Steve hastening
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  Speaker 1: to the other I don't join Jo. You got that
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  Speaker 1: turn you you, you gotta turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Turn you got to turn them out. Then turn the water,
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  Speaker 1: the water go. Come come on your thad I show
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  Speaker 1: with a good morning everybody. Y'all listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now wanted only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Okay, here we go. I was working out.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to a buddy of mine, and I
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  Speaker 1: was telling him something that Bishop T. D. Jake's told
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  Speaker 1: me one time. I heard him say it. He said, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I would hate to die and not do the thing
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  Speaker 1: that I was born to do. I would hate to
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  Speaker 1: die and not do the theme that I was born
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  Speaker 1: to do. Man, oh man, oh man, man. That hit
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  Speaker 1: me like a like a like a pile of bricks man,
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  Speaker 1: because it made me feel so grateful that God has
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  Speaker 1: allowed me to live my life this way now. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about grateful for all of it, the good,
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  Speaker 1: the bad, and the ugly. And I have had all
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  Speaker 1: of them. The person you see today it ain't always
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  Speaker 1: who I was. It was on the inside of me,
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  Speaker 1: but it hadn't externalized itself, if that's a word. It
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  Speaker 1: hadn't been brought out. It was in here, but it
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  Speaker 1: was under development. Who I am today was a process.
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  Speaker 1: But like I said before, don't trip Hem through with
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  Speaker 1: me yet. Even today, I'm still an imperfect soldier for Christ. Today.
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  Speaker 1: I still fall short oftentimes. But I'll tell you what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm ever grateful for the life I have. And you
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  Speaker 1: know what I want to encourag rich everybody today to
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  Speaker 1: explore your possibilities. I mean, man, explore your possibilities. Why
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  Speaker 1: would you not want to find out, discover, or know
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  Speaker 1: what it is God got for you? Why would you
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  Speaker 1: not want to achieve or accomplish all of your possibilities? Now,
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  Speaker 1: as I ask you this question, I want you to
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  Speaker 1: know that the devil is busy, that he plays mind tricks.
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  Speaker 1: So as you hear this, I already know he's saying
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  Speaker 1: to some of y'all, Yeah, Steve, that's easy for you
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  Speaker 1: to say, But I didn't get myself in this situation
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  Speaker 1: right here. Ain't nothing too hard for God? Nothing nothing
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  Speaker 1: and see. So as you listen to me, try to
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  Speaker 1: try to get your mind open to this. Why would
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  Speaker 1: you not want to explore all of your life's possibilities,
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  Speaker 1: what's possible with your life? And I'm talking about from
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  Speaker 1: right where you are right now. I'm not asking you
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  Speaker 1: to change, I'm not asking you to do anything. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you this is a fact that God can get
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  Speaker 1: you from right where you are right now. Broken, misled, misguided, misunderstood, mistaken,
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  Speaker 1: all of that, misfortunate, all of the missus you've been
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  Speaker 1: talking about in your life. You know you. I missed
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  Speaker 1: the lottery, I missed my ride. They fined me. I
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  Speaker 1: missed the deadline. I didn't get it miss pop. People
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  Speaker 1: just miss stay self to death. If you've been all
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  Speaker 1: in missus, God can get you from right where you are.
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  Speaker 1: God a home run hitter. I'm here to tell you
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  Speaker 1: that he's a home run hitter. He's a put him
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  Speaker 1: over the wall whenever he wants to, all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And you can be a recipient of some of these
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  Speaker 1: home runs. He'll put the bat in your hand. But
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  Speaker 1: you got to sway now, listen to me. You got
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  Speaker 1: to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You got to stop
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  Speaker 1: holding yourself down with beating yourself up. He won't hold
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  Speaker 1: you down about it if you don't hold yourself down
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  Speaker 1: about it. But I'm gonna tell you one more time.
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  Speaker 1: The devil is busy. So what the devil do is
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  Speaker 1: He makes you think you ain't worthy. He makes you
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  Speaker 1: think that you've done something so despicable that you can't
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  Speaker 1: come back from it. He makes you feel like you're
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  Speaker 1: so low you can't go up high. He knocked you
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  Speaker 1: down and make you feel like you've been knocked down
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  Speaker 1: harder than anybody else. You can't get up. He rolled
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  Speaker 1: you so deep down in that ditch you can't see
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  Speaker 1: over the edge. God can come get you from no
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  Speaker 1: matter where you are. I'm telling you, man, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: in no hole too deep for God. Magic Johnson to
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  Speaker 1: tell you that. Listen to me. You ain't in no
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  Speaker 1: hole too deep for God. Steve Harvey can tell you
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  Speaker 1: that you ain't in a hole too deep for God.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler Perry can tell you that. I can name you
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  Speaker 1: some people. Bishop Jake can tell you that. I could
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Kenneth Olmer can tell you that. Bishop Kenneth Olman,
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  Speaker 1: I could tell you some people. Kirk Franklin can tell
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  Speaker 1: you that. Donnie mcclarkton can tell you that. I just
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  Speaker 1: know some people personally man that they've been in a hole.
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  Speaker 1: Joel Oldstein can tell your about it. I know some
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  Speaker 1: people man been down, been in a hole so deep.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you. Paula Deane can tell you about it. See.
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  Speaker 1: But but you know what, then here we go, see
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  Speaker 1: we see see you know, see we don't. We don't
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  Speaker 1: like to talk about that because now we want everybody
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  Speaker 1: to pay extra hard for some mistakes they made when
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  Speaker 1: clearly and excuse me for being a new Christian, but
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  Speaker 1: there is a PRAYD that I've been saying since I
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  Speaker 1: was a little bitty boy, and it took me till
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  Speaker 1: I was a grown man to understand it. Forgive us
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  Speaker 1: our trust passes as we forgive those who trust passed
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  Speaker 1: against us. So see, it ain't my job to hold
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  Speaker 1: nobody down, to keep my knee on somebody's neck. Who
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  Speaker 1: am I I'm gonna need some forgiveness in a second
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  Speaker 1: here probably today. See so all this, you're holding people
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  Speaker 1: down with the way you feel in bout the man.
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  Speaker 1: She shouldn't have said this, and she will never get it.
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  Speaker 1: I never support this again. Man, get up, get up
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  Speaker 1: and get real. You're for real. You think you ain't
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  Speaker 1: fin the need forgiveness real soon? You ain't finna make
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  Speaker 1: a diabolical mistake in your life. You don't think you are.
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  Speaker 1: I have thousands of them, probably gonna make a few
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  Speaker 1: hundred more for our get up out of here. So
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  Speaker 1: I've decided to be in a forgiving business because I
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  Speaker 1: want God to forgive my trust passes as I forgive
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  Speaker 1: those who trust passed against me. You understand. See excuse
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  Speaker 1: me for being a new Christian. I get I get
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  Speaker 1: tired of talking to pistol, to people man supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be saved and talking about dead Christian. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: that type of religion. Man. I ain't in that no more.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't in that. You can call me wrong if
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  Speaker 1: you want to saying how you want to say. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't in that, nomal. I ain't in all that. You
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  Speaker 1: can feel how you want to feel about me. But
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  Speaker 1: I got proof that God work in my life. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I can't hardly get it out Sometime when people ask
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  Speaker 1: me something about deeper on the inside of me, about
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  Speaker 1: my soul and how I used to being and my
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  Speaker 1: journey and my trip because people don't know the trip
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  Speaker 1: I've been on. You ain't been on one worse than me.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, you ain't in a hole too deep.
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  Speaker 1: God can't get you out of. Man. I wish, I want.
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  Speaker 1: I want people to remember that man, God is a redeemer.
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  Speaker 1: He the great I am. So if you ain't got nothing,
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  Speaker 1: now what you asking fault? You know you might not
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  Speaker 1: have nothing because you ain't asking for nothing? Could asking
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  Speaker 1: God to get you out of debt and ask God
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  Speaker 1: for a life of abundance. Then you take the money
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  Speaker 1: and you get out of debt. You keep asking to
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  Speaker 1: get out of debt. You keep being in debt to
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  Speaker 1: get out of Come on, man, what you're asking God? Fault?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just tripping to day, That's all. I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: apologize you're listening any show, Ladies and gentlemen. That's a horn,
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  Speaker 1: wanting to give all of you credit for holding up.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, David wav Hell. This is the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning. Shall We're beginning at with a visit
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  Speaker 1: from the Earl of Arting House. Hello, Truli and hold
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  Speaker 1: to be Hello, Hello young commas. Yes, good morning girl, wonderful,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing her? Majesty? Shout at hello, duke, Hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: hell things. I'm going quite well with me. I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to say, Ah, I listen to the show from abroad.
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  Speaker 1: I have the iHeart hap yes. Being the only black
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  Speaker 1: inside of Buckingham Palace, no one knows it, of course.
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  Speaker 1: M I'm being quite quiet, you know, since the Queen
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  Speaker 1: has left us, I'm sitting here hiding from the King.
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  Speaker 1: He does that know I'm here. I'm staying out the
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  Speaker 1: way because he's gotten rid of everyone. Oh my lad.
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  Speaker 1: The new king is the laurable no idea, Hi, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, it is a most horrible man. You've heard
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  Speaker 1: no stories of kindness coming from the palaces. Hoar, wonderful
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  Speaker 1: queen passed away? Yeah? What do you get to watch TV?
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  Speaker 1: Over there? Did you watch the LACP Image Awards? Do
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  Speaker 1: you get to look at all that kind of stuff?
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  Speaker 1: They don't have that hair at the palace. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: nothing at all concerning blacks. What do you do for fun.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's no fun here in the palace. It's
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  Speaker 1: merely survivor. I have a cue friends. Well, I have
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  Speaker 1: some blacks that I sneak into the palace at night.
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  Speaker 1: There's a tunnel. We have nothing straight from the royal kitchen,
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  Speaker 1: making sandwiches and grilling stakes that everything been going on
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  Speaker 1: for quite some time. I have a get together every
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  Speaker 1: Saturday night. It's every week every s card Space, ben West,
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  Speaker 1: Dominoes and wonderful Time. It's about it's about nine of
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  Speaker 1: us that get together every time. They don't even know
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  Speaker 1: I doubt. I tell you one thing. If the King
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  Speaker 1: finds out that lauable. Have you noticed you don't hear
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  Speaker 1: anything about the palace anymore? Nothing down all media credentials.
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  Speaker 1: I've been suspended. Oh he doesn't want anyone to know anything.
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  Speaker 1: He's over here just treating everyone horrible. It's because of
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  Speaker 1: that book called Prince Harry. Oh it's that book. It's him,
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  Speaker 1: really back to him. It's him and that god ugly woman.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my lord, oh the nerve of you. This is
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  Speaker 1: Diana for that. That's no trade off at all. I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to come in the second morner, coming up
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  Speaker 1: with thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from
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  Speaker 1: the nephew as he runs that prank back. Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
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  Speaker 1: time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for his neff? We're gonna do a
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  Speaker 1: little lashing out this morning, Starlie. We're running that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: We are lashing out. This is for all the ladies
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  Speaker 1: that the eyelashes are just a bit. Who's long? Bit?
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  Speaker 1: Who long? If this passio nose? Uh? We're lashing out. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we lashing Let's go. Hey, it's flashing out. How can
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  Speaker 1: we lash you out? I'm trying to reach Bianca. This
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  Speaker 1: is Bianca. Hey, listen, my name is Brian. Um my
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  Speaker 1: wife Jamie. Come up there and get our eyelashes done?
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  Speaker 1: Is uh? Who who's the owner of this place? I
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  Speaker 1: am Brian. What's going on? Okay? Going on? You you're Bianca?
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  Speaker 1: Are you the one that own the place? I'm Bianca.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the owner. We opened about a year and a
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  Speaker 1: half ago, proud happy, black owned, women owned, woman owned establishment.
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  Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Here's I'm sick and
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  Speaker 1: tired of my wife coming up there, and then when
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  Speaker 1: she get back home, she got these thick eyelashes on
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  Speaker 1: and they long. Is hell, you know, I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: these eyelashes thicking on somebody's mustash. This is a damn shame,
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  Speaker 1: you know not and told her to take hold up. Brian. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I may or may not be the person doing it,
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  Speaker 1: but whoever, I'm pretty sure probably that sounds familiar. But whoever,
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  Speaker 1: we have a lot of customers. But whoever comes in here,
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  Speaker 1: they pick their lashes. We we you know, we collaborate,
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  Speaker 1: but the girls are saying what they want done. They
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  Speaker 1: pick it. So if they're thick, they're thick because they
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  Speaker 1: want them thick. They too thick, and then and they
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  Speaker 1: too long. Your our ladginess ain't supposed to be sticking away.
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  Speaker 1: I pass your nose. That's a damn shame. But let
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  Speaker 1: me let me tell you what I'm getting at though.
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  Speaker 1: Here's here's here's my reason for calling. If my wife
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  Speaker 1: come home one say what, Brian, can you send her down?
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  Speaker 1: Because I mean, I'm running a business here, and you
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  Speaker 1: sound crazy. They can hear you through the phone, and
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  Speaker 1: the girls they're looking at me in the chair. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. I don't know. Can you
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  Speaker 1: calm down? You're loud and screaming. All I'm saying is,
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  Speaker 1: if my wife come home with the long thick as
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  Speaker 1: I lashes again, I'm gonna come up there and raise
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  Speaker 1: holy hell, a damn place. I'm telling you the truth
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  Speaker 1: about that. You're not What are you talking about? Why
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  Speaker 1: are you threatening me? You are not coming up here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming up there. You if my wife coming home
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  Speaker 1: with them think as long our lads is again. I
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  Speaker 1: am no, you're not coming up here. We just opened
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  Speaker 1: a year half ago. We are doing this. We don't
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  Speaker 1: need no drama for nobody. You need to talk to
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  Speaker 1: your wife, fix your marriage. Don't come out here taking out.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with my marriage. The only thing wrong
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  Speaker 1: with my marriage is the damn thinking as I ladded
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  Speaker 1: and they too long. That's the Why are you? Why
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  Speaker 1: are you calling me with this? See now I'm yell
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  Speaker 1: because I'm calling because this is where she got her
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  Speaker 1: eyelashes done. Oh my god, Oh my god. Didn't you
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  Speaker 1: need to talk to your wife? Okay, I need to
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  Speaker 1: calm down. I'm running a business here. What you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to do sabotaging me what you work for the car
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  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to sabotage numb. But I tell you
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  Speaker 1: what if you come home with the long thinking as
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  Speaker 1: I lads again, I'm gonna come up there and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna find all the violations of codes and everything building codes,
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  Speaker 1: and I will get you shut down if we if
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  Speaker 1: we don't stop these long thinking as I last. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Brian's I'm from the south Side, So you need to
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  Speaker 1: back up, because now you're threatening my livelihood. Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna go there with you. You're threatening my livelihood. You
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  Speaker 1: threatened in the jobs of so many girls here. What
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  Speaker 1: are you doing? You need to talk to your wife
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  Speaker 1: and you need to back the fo up And I
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  Speaker 1: am sorry to curage. We try it spit class here,
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  Speaker 1: but now you're making me lash out at from lash out.
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  Speaker 1: But because you need to back up. This is my
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  Speaker 1: job and people have jobs. What are you doing threatening
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  Speaker 1: to come up here, I'm gonna call the cops on
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  Speaker 1: you and you will not be able to come up
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  Speaker 1: here and we will not let your get her her
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  Speaker 1: her eyelashes on. And you need to fix your marriage
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  Speaker 1: because you got some anger issues. Clearly you pissed off
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  Speaker 1: at your wife and you're calling us threatening to ruin
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  Speaker 1: our business. Brian, what is your wife's name? What my
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  Speaker 1: wife name is? My wife name is Jamie? Okay, because
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: anybody is here, no Jamie or do Jamie's flashes? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's like four girls raising their hands because everybody go
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  Speaker 1: to somebody different. So I don't know who is does
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  Speaker 1: jamie glashes? But you got some anger issues? Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no anger issue. The only problem I got
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  Speaker 1: is my wife having some long, thick eyelashes and they
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  Speaker 1: further out than her nose and thinking into somebody's much dad,
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  Speaker 1: That's what I got a problem with. Okay, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: Jamie just needs to leave your because if you got
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  Speaker 1: an issue, call her. Why are you calling us? It's
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  Speaker 1: people that put Why wouldn't I call the people that
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  Speaker 1: put the thick lashes on? Why wouldn't I? Well, first
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  Speaker 1: of all, you need to talk to Jamie and send
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  Speaker 1: her up here. We're gonna tell her that to leave
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  Speaker 1: your first of all, thinking of all, I don't can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? You are interrupting my grinding. Okay, we
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: are interrupting our grinding, and we got a business going here.
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  Speaker 1: What is your problem? Can't you go do some work,
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  Speaker 1: go and talk to your wife and fix your marriage.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Tell you what I tell you. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what, Bianca, I'll tell you what. You're not
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  Speaker 1: trying to fix you, No, no, no, you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: fix the problem. I'll be up there. I'll be up
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  Speaker 1: there and I will bring somebody that will shut that.
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  Speaker 1: He called the cops right now, call him down. Tell
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  Speaker 1: him somebody who's coming up here? And they threatening us
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  Speaker 1: at lash out call see the three girls calling right now.
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  Speaker 1: So bring your little up here, come on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: bringing bringing up here. Let me ask you something is
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  Speaker 1: calming up there? Yeah, Carmen is sitting in my face
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  Speaker 1: right now? What is going on doing? Honey? You know him? Carmen?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you asking me about Carmen? Where? Where's calming there?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? She right here looking at me? What what
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  Speaker 1: is called? She is she laughing? Hold on, yeah, now
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  Speaker 1: she's starting to laugh. He calling on y'all trying to
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  Speaker 1: me looking crazy at night by uncle Bianca. Calm down, baby,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: check this out. This is nephew Timmy from the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Marty Show. Your girl, Carmen got me to prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call you. Oh oh much calmer. Okay, you know
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  Speaker 1: what y'all got me out here? Looking dad? I cannot Tommy, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy. Oh my god, Oh my god, what's up girl.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just lashing out a little bit, that's all. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just laughing. Oh my god, oh god. I'm sorry. Nephew, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I was acting crazy. You got to tell the nephew.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: show in the land, the one, the only Steve Harvey
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Morning Show, always forever. I love y'all. No need for
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: a standing ovation. Take a bow stick around another hour.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I'll be more stupid. We know that for sure, all right?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Coming up next to this, asked the Chief Love Officer,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey asked the cello. Right after this, Cloe, you're
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. In entertainment news, Florida Governor
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Rond De Santis wants to oversee Disney World in his
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: quote parental rights movement. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: and Scientists has put together a crisis management team for
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: this year's Oscars and Essence announces the first black women Yeah, yeah,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: they one any snaffoos. This year, Essence announces its first
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Black Women in Hollywood Awards show. But right now it
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Harvey in the building. This one's from Roxy Steve in Oaklawn,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Roxy Rights. I'm forty and I'm planning to go on
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: vacation in June to celebrate with friends. My husband keeps
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: whining about me leaving the country, and he said married
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: women don't need to take trips with other women. Is
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: he right? Or should I take my trip? I don't
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: make no sea. They get the law from No. Married
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: women can't shouldn't make trips with other women. It's called
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: girls trip. Man, you never stop watching TV. Women women
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: can actually go places and they have a great time. Yeah,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: that doesn't make it. You say he don't want her
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: to go or something. I don't. I don't know what
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: he's scared of, unless easy equating it to what he
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: would be doing. If that's the only thing that could
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: be and with the girls and have a good time.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I say she should be able to go. I don't.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I how can you stop it? Because because let me
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: know how to stop your wife from doing something. Please
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: write that book. I'm getting caught. Moving on to Carolyn,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: and I can't get mind to be whie. You're not
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: her daddy husband, Carolyn, I mean, I don't care. I
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: can't do that. M Yo. He'll be out the country.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Call me. I'll be ding sleepy. I'll sleep. Yeah, I know,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: but listen to what I want you wake up and
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: talk to me. You have no rights as a husband.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I thought you knew that, all right. Moving on to
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Carolyn and DC said. Carolyn writes, I have a rental
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: home and the lady that's renting it is sleeping with
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: my ex husband. I have a rental home. This is
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: from Carolyn and DC. She says, I have a rental
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: home and the lady that's renting it is sleeping with
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: my ex husband. She told me if it's a problem,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: she can move out. It doesn't bother me. But I
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: told her that he's doing it to get back at me.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Why can't she see that? Am I right or wrong? What? What?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: What do you mean He's doing that to get back
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: at you? Why can't she see that? This lady don't
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: know you. Y'all wasn't friends or nothing. She's renting your house.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: She's a rin it's yeah, and it's bothering her. He's
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: doing that to get back at me. But what difference?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Why did you even talk to this You'll know this lady,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: she pay her rent, she's a renter. She in that squatting, right,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: she's paying rent. You can't. You can't talk to this
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: woman like that. You out of line, You completely out
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: of line. So first of all, your excus Yeah. Secondly,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: your renter, y'all ain't really connected. Step through this monthly check.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: And if she's making her monthly check, all you can
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: ask her for is where's my rent? Wisely, lady, that's
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: all you can do. And she says it doesn't bother her,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: But clearly this bothers her. Clearly you rolled in. Yeah,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: clearly it does. Yeah, why don't you see that? I know?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Move on, you need to move out. Let's too much,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: all right? Moving on to Chante and rock Hills. Chante says,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I've been sleeping with the neighbor and his wife answered
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: his phone yesterday. I told her I needed him to
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: do some painting. He's furious with me for not hanging
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: up when she answered. I thought I handled it right.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: So why is he so upsetting? Because his wife said,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: why is this hell for calling you? How she gets
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: your number? You ain't been painting. Now the wife has you,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: lady on the radar screen. See you wasn't even on
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: the screen a minute ago. Now you on the radar
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: screen because the white Let me tell you something about
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: why they don't forget. No no LRD, no no LRD.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: They don't forget, and they don't erase no information. A
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: woman's mind is like cyberspace, meaning it's there forever. They
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: can pull it up by pressing a button. Women are
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: instant Google. Yes, they google search, They Google map, they
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Google photos? Did you pad? This woman can't surface nowhere?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: That number she called from, she didn't remember that. No
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: what her name was, she didn't remember that. She remember
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: what service she wanted? She want to know. That's why
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: he fears. That's exactly why he fears, because now you
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: want the radar screen and you wouldn't be fault if
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: you'd just hung that damn phone up. How about you
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: need some paint, You don't need nothing. I'm sorry I
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: got the wrong number. Nick, She has hung the phone up,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: or not sleep with her neighbor's husband. Yeah, well that's
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: already happened to Shirley, so you can get off the
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: little that's going down. Yes, come on, all right, last one?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: See last one Rochelle and white Plaine says, my husband
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: and I have a seventeen year old daughter that has
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: four tattoos. My husband condones it since he's a great
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: tattoo freak, since he's a tattooed freak. I told him
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: that I need to be consulted before she gets any
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: more tattoos. He says, I'm too negative. Is this crazy
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: or what? Well, yeah, you're late. Yeah, she got fault
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: four if you didn't get consulted out after the first
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: and then in the second, because they see they go
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: back and get these folk tattoos in different trips. Yeah,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: you know that that's normally how it's done. You get one,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: then you're gonna who I want to add this even
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: just I won't folk put on not at one time, right,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: you know? So yeah, I don't think as long as
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: it ain't a face tattoo this face, but ain't she
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna talking about nothing in the minute she already ain't. Yeah,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I could have done that at seventeen at all, at all,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: No piercings, no nothing. I told my son, hey, man,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: don't come here with no tattoo, no piercings, nothing, as
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: long as you live under this roof. His ass went
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: to college and thought that qualified as not living under
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: the roof. Well, so we got sleeve tattoo. Oh okay
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: with official I don't fish own it. You watch out
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: tattoo to match, Yeah, don't all right, thank you. Cel.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's entertainment news. Right after this, you're
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Governor Ron
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Desantist has appointed a key figure in Florida's parental rights
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: movement to the board that will oversee Disney's Orlando theme parks.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: De Santists signed a bill on Monday that strips Disney
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: of control over its special governing district and establishes a
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: successor agency to handle zoning, fire service, infrastructure, and utilities
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: at the parks, and went on to record and went
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: on record saying the corporate kingdom finally comes to an end.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: He has appointed five members to the board of his
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: newly named Central Floor, the Tourism Oversight District. At the
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: signing ceremony that was held Monday. DeSantis attacked Disney World
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: by accusing them of trying to inject a lot of
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: this sexuality into the programming for kids. DeSantis said, quote,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: we want our kids to be kids. Those are not
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the values we want to promote in the state of Florida. Wow,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: all this going on in Florida. He's worried about Disney
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: word Disney World. That's on your to do list as
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: the governor. But ain't this the same guy that waltson
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: stopped black history. Yes, oh yes, yeah, because it makes
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: them uncomfortable. Yes, yeah, yeah, all of that's going on
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: and going violent President shooting, It's all listen, you're worried about. Understand.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I understand the thing about the values of the kids
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: and stuff like this. I think that we need to
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Oh h well, no, let me not say that. Keep
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: your jobs, Steve or Yeah, all right, We're gonna just
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: move on. We're in the middle of awards season. We
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: know that the SAG Awards and the NUBLEACP Image Awards
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: just passed and not this Sunday, not this Sunday, but
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: next March twelfth, we have the Oscars coming up. Okay,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: we all remember what happened at the Oscars last year.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: We can't forget, and they won't let us forget. Will
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Smith slapped Chris Rock on national television. We all remember
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: what else? Crazy? I know it was crazy, so I
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: thought it was a skit. We didn't even believe it
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: was real at the time. Well, well, well, the Academy
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: is making sure that nothing like that goes wrong this
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: year because they have put together now get this, they
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: put together a squad of response professionals to immediately go
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: into action if anything goes wrong at this year's show.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: All right, so they got slap security, they they got Ye,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't have had to do that. He slapped me.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna need no committee. You're gonna get You're
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna rename the showing everything they had to
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: go to commercial breaking. It's no longer the Oscars. No
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: longer broke all them statues backstage. You wouldn't have no
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: camera operators. What did they do? I have broke the
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: cameras and stuff at Oscar. Yeah, that was me. I
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: think it's just so they ain't not gonna happen. It's
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: gonna be old, dry ass hospitals He's gonna get right
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: on back. They had a great oscar going. It had
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: a lot of great elements to it, and uh, it's
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: gonna get right on back to being a dry assh
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: hospital watch. They had Will, they had Will Packer Baby,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I know they had it. It was going great, and
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: every you missed all the great moments because all we
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: ended up talking about was the slap Yeah, oh yeah,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah. It overshadowed a lot of big burnell
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: ye all wander Sykes, Amy Schumer. Beyonce opened the show
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: the Roots of the Ward, all that we lost that yeah,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: which somebody would slap Trump like that. They walk up
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: there just slap Haystack his money. Oh you know he
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: has security. He's never in his life been in the
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: physical all the case. Oh no, why do you say that?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Why do you think that he's been rich? What who
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: we've been fighting? Get a rich boy his whole life
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: and they don't get into fights. You're saying, hell no, Well,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: rich people have been rich boys they whole life. Then
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: the most feather Dusk group and me and you are
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: ever meeting your life just it looked like they don't fight,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: never been in a physical altercation in his life, He'll
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: go in the shop. Well, let's talk about this award show,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: the sixteenth annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards that
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: recognizes Black women making their undeniable market film and television
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: and forging forward their own definition of what it means
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: to be Black women in Hollywood. Black Women in Hollywood
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: began as a four hundred person luncheon sixteen years ago
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: and has expanded into an oaces of sisterhood and a
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: safe space for black women to fully see here and
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: embrace one another. The awards will be held March ninth
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: in LA and can be a live streamed on Essence
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: dot com. So that's really cool to honor black women. Yeah, yeah,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I love Yeah, I will be watching that for sure. Yes, yes,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: event that I would I would love to host. Really, okay,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: put it out there because I haven't asked to host anything,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: you know, I've never asked. They never asked me to host.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: We did Image Awards, I think me, and no, I
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: don't know if I did. I don't think i've done
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: it Dogs BET Awards. I don't think I've ever hosted
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Image Awards. They've never asked either. But that's cool, I mean,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: but I would That's the one award I show I
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: would love to do. Talk. Well, one thing for sure,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: you love black women. Huh, I said, one thing for sure,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: you love black women with everything in me. Hello, and
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: thank you for that. Yes, I'm talking about he is
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: out there, every fiber in my body. Yes, sir, thank you.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I love I love y'all like I like cold water.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Thank you, and we love you too. Coming up in
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour, the Dilbert comic strip is
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: pulled from newspapers Asian wide over racist comments from his creator.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: We'll be back to talk about it right after this, now, loser,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the same Harvey Morning Show. Well. The
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: comic strip Dilbert has been dropped by newspapers across the
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: US this week after its creator, Scott Adams went on
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: a racist tirade on his YouTube show Real Coffee with
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Scott Adams. Adams comments came in response to a pole
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: by the conservative firm Rathmussen Reports that suggested that fifty
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: three percent of black Americans agreed that it's okay to
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: be white. He said, if nearly half of all black
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Americans are not okay with white people, then it's a
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: hate group. Take a listen. If nearly half of all
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: blacks are not okay with white people according to this poll,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: not according to me, according to this poll, that's a
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: hate group. That's a hate group, and I don't want
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: to have anything to do with them. And I would say,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: you know, based on the current way things are going,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: the best advice I would give to white people is
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: to get the hell away from black people. Okay, his
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: name does the comic strip Dilbert, and it's in a
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: lot of newspapers, or it was before they canceled. Hey, Scott,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: whatever poll you got this, I think you need that.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: What was the polling question? Because if you're asking blacks,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: any blacks, have they ever had a problem with white
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: some white person somewhere, If black people think there's a
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: problem with white people, the answer to both of those
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: was going to be yes. And when blacks referred to
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: white people, oftentimes they're talking about your policy. That's really
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: because there are a lot of super cool white people
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: in this world. I'd have met a bunch of them,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: so that black people don't do that. They don't lump
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: all together, unlike some of you who put all blacks
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: together and I think that black people have been one
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: of the most hated groups to ever set foot in
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: this country. We've been hated from the moment we landed
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: here to this day. And then you have the audacity
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: to turn around and say we are a hate group.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: They need to rephrase that we are a hated group,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: but we're not a hate group. So what you want
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: us to do is never respond to all the hate
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: that get showered upon us on a daily basis. Your
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: ass think that what we're supposed to do is be
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: okay with the treatment that we've received from this country,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: with their policies, their laws, and the way we are done,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: and we're supposed to be okay with it when you
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: would not be okay with it for one day. Because
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something, mister whoever your name is,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: would you trade places with black people in this country?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Which black would you be willing to trade places for?
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Pool which one of us? You think you gotta cool
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: enough for life? You will give up your privilege existed
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: and come and have ours not minutes after. Please. I
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: think sister Odell is here. I think I heard her.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening, Steve Harvey
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Well, ladies and gentlemen, she is here, sister
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Odell in the building. You hear there, she is lie whoa,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: why see you've been in my life? M hm, Larry,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: my lord, my lord. Good mornings. Everyone was Morny Shirley Cally,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Missippi Junior Thomas. I don't want to waste too much
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: time speaking. You know, y'all gives me the shout seeing
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: me now, well show it up. Never really kid for me.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I just decided to kill it with kindness. That's why
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I stopped fooling with it. That's all I did, you know, So,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: what's going on today? Well, here's something I wanted you
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: to come in for this because we were talking about it.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Nick Cannon, you know, has twelve children. Twelve children. Nick Cannon, Well,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: he recently did an interview on the Entertainment Tonight and
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: they asked him if he would have more children. His
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: response was, quote, God decides when we're done. Um, but
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I believe I definitely got my hands full. So I
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: just wanted to know if you heard about that, and
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on that? He says, God decides
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: when we're done. He is twelve already. Well, you know
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: CD young kids. Now, you know you didn't need to
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: stop blaming everything on the lord. Oh you know they
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: got drug stowes almost every county man on the way
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: over there. You didn't think you'd want to stop pick
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: up a little raincoat or something going in there with
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: some form or protection. But oh no, you're gonna roll
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: on up in there, just deck it. And what you
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: think was gonna cool, I just don't. I just don't
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: see it like that. I know your hands is full,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: hands full, locking empty. You believe the money? You know
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: he had some money. Hosts girls, girls, girl, you gotta
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: pay taxes and you got to pay twel childs to
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: post kicks. I don't know what money y'all keep talking
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: about him. Well that's a lot, it's a lot. The mask,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: But the mask he's ep of wilding out and need
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: to put one of the mask on and go shit
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: his ass down somewhere. Weird about masks. Get a costume.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: You start wearing costume when you go over to the
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: little girls high just ain't gonna stop by the drugs.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Don't put the costume on. You need something to block
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: your little activity. So twey children, you ain't even sixty
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Steve older. Hell, he ain't got that mini kid, but
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: you know the statement kind of means that he might
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: have more. You know, go ahead, he left it open
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: for that. Go ahead. Keep on trying to act like you,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: a white man like you, Michael Douglas, keep on having kids.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Michael Jomas, Michael Douglas, you have kids with you.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Seventy white mens can do that. Black man ain't got
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: no business doing that. Just popping Junren off like your
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: ass been to be here forever. You're black. You know
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: you got high blood pressure and you said, let make
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: your kids. Don't make no sense. Cholesterol up everything. He
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: didn't be wearing a little tight rags wrap around his
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: head and everything. I don't know. Have you ever rocked
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: one sister? Did not get out the shower? You do?
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I tip my head up sometime before I press it
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: before I go to church. Yes, ma'am on here, Okay, okay,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: oh dude, I ain't got going no beautiful lot. I've
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: been doing my health for what now now at two eaves,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: now know how to do this? I still put a
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: cock in my head. Ain't nobody done. That's Malcolm Mack.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sister Hotel Coming up next the Nephew and
• 44:19
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• 44:33
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• 44:36
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• 44:39
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• 44:42
  Speaker 1: We'll find out what that's all about right after this,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: but it is now time for the Nephew and today's
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: prank phone called Nephew. Would you know you need to
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: know what you're getting yourself into when you're listening to
• 44:55
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• 44:57
  Speaker 1: yourself into. You might want to pull over. Timmy got
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: one this morning. Here it is Sarah get mother, Sarah
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  Speaker 1: get found harmless right harmless? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, nic NIC's
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: all right, cat dog, let's go Sarah get Yeah. Roger,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: can I speak to Roger? Yeah? Roger? Hey, this Calvin Man.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: How you doing. I go to the same church, y'all
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: go too, Okay. I got your number from one of
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: the guys at the church. Man. They told me that
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: if I wanted to talk to y'all, I could reach
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: out to you or whatever. How you doing today. I'm good, man,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I can help your your wife. Man. Does
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but she
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: seems to be real fit, does she? Does? She work
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: out all the time? Yeah? She go to January once
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: in a while. Bro? Yeah? Who who is this? Bro?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Like I said, my name Calvin Man. We go to
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: for a long time. Many actually have some kids. And
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just ain't happening. Dog.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, we've been trying and trying. But what I'm
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: trying to do now just find another type of way
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: to make this happen. Now, you say your wife is
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: in good condition, right, My wife is in good condition. Brother,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: What what did she got to do with you when
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: you trying to her? Baby? She? You know, no, y'all
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: already got kids, don't you. Y'all got like from what
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: the brother the church told me, y'all got three kids
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: right there? We got three. I got two boys in
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: the girl. Okay, here's what I'm trying to do, man.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I was hoping that I could find somebody, a female
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: that would be a good seagant mother. Or what you know.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is like because my wife. I mean,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: you know, we want to have kids, man, we want
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: to have hold on, brother, you just said you you're
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: looking for a sagant mother, and the brother the church
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: told you to call me. Well, no, no, no, anybody
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: tell me to actually call you. I asked them about
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: you and your wife. You know, I asked them for
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: your phone number so I can actually call you myself. Man,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, So you've been even eyeing my wife.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, I ain't been. You're
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was saying is
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: that your wife just seems like a healthy, healthy person.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I want to be able to have a healthy child, man,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I really do. Man, me and my wife. We listen,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: you called me about my wife and you want her
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: to be a sagan mother for your wife. I don't
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: even know while to be on the phone. Brother. Here's
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: the real deal, man, me and my wife, we can't
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: have kids. We tried and tried and tried, and you know,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: biologically we've just been going through it and going through
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: it man. And I was just you know, I've seen
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: your wife. She healthy. I see y'all at church all
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: the time, and I was just like, reach it out, man,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Maybe somebody wouldn't mind being the Saragan mother for for
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: me and my wife so we can have a child.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I'll think you sharegan mother dog hold on her. Brother.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: You calling me to see if my wife can be
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: a Saragon mother to your child. And I know it's crazy.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: It's crazy whatever you want it and and I think
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: you want your mind. Brother, out of all the members
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: in the church, you're calling me to get my wife
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: to have your baby. I know it sounds crazy, man,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I ignorant. Brother. I'm sorry you
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: sound ignorant. Man. There's so many place to go at
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: doctor baby. I can take you down to a county
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: court house to show you kids need a doctor right next.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: But you can go to Africa like like like all
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: the rest of them, people a gonna find you a baby.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: You're gonna call me and my wife. It's twenty thousand
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: members in the church. You know how stupid you Sarah Brother? No, brother, Brother, man, listen, man,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to come across like that. Man. How
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: are you trying to come across? Brother, You've haven't done
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: it to hear me out. Man, I don't want you
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: to man, go ahead, brother, go ahead, man, Okay, we're
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: looking for a Sarah good mother. We look, we've seen
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: your your wife, and we thought she'd be a great
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Sarah good Mother. And I know it sounds crazy for
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: me to pick you out of all the people that
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: go to the church. I understand that, man, I do.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: But listen, we would love for your wife to be
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: to Sarah get Mother. And we're willing to pay for this, man,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: But listen to them if you don't mind. We don't
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: want to do this with no test tubes and all
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: that way. They mixed my seed with her with with
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: with her egg. We want to do this naturally. War
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: war war war. You you just said, Man, you know
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: you gotta understand a real man want to do I
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: want to do it realistically, you know what I'm saying.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that, brother, Are you telling me that
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: you want to have sex with my wife? But I mean,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know you don't want to lose all
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: my Christianity right now? Brother? You want to have a
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: baby the real way though, you know what I'm saying,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn having this fake way you
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: tell me you want to lay down in the ball
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: my wife. But dum, you already got three kids. Think
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: about the people that can't have doctor baby. Man, take
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: your there ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: go sit down, psychiatric bro, I don't have your baby.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Do you know what you sound like? Don't crazy? I
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: know it sounds crazy. Man, I dude, how how didn't
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: you get my number? Man to me and you get
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: my number? I got your number for one of the
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: brothers at the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: real with you like a man. I wanted to come
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: at you first and talk to you like a man
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: and see you know if you was cool with the proposition.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: But look, come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: and just talk to her. What I'm just gonna go.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna talk to your wife and says you
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: lost your mine. I told you to answer no night's
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: am me gonna go around me and ask which you
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do to talk to my wife? You call
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: my wife? Right now? You called my wife. I'm gonna
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: tell you what's really gonna happen. You calling my wife
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: a wife? Next Sunday. I'm never gonna didn't go through
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: this here. I'm talking to her next Sunday. Next Sunday,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna whoop ye. You ain't gonna do nothing to me.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I'm anna whoop your man and my wife who deserved
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: a child too. You you ain't gonna stand in the
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: middle of this. I'm asking the middle of this. He
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: lost your mind? You talk to my wife's next thing
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: you want too? I got one more thing I want
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: to say to you. Man, Is you listening to me? Say?
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: What the you gotta say? You can get off My
• 51:02
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• 51:05
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your homeboy? What this is? Who?
• 51:16
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• 51:19
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• 51:30
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• 51:36
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• 51:56
  Speaker 1: A real man want to have his baby the right way.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, And you want to you
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: want to conceive the right way, So you got don't
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: be selfish, man, that's right way. Yeah, I want to
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: have sex ps. Two. All this artificial? No, no, man,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: We're gonna do this the right way. You know. Let
• 52:17
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• 53:42
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• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, My brother has been married for almost
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: a year and it's been a rough year for him
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: and our family. He met her online and she ended
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: up being an old friend of one of our cousins,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: and before they got married, our cousin told him not
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: to marry this girl. To make matters worse, she shoved
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: me and put me out of my brother's house. Before
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: the wedding, she told my brother that she was getting
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: liposuction on her tummy and it would take three days
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: to recover. She went out of town and came back
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: eight days later with a bigger booty and she had
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: a breath lift. She came back with them, like I said,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: a new body, a whole new body. And he didn't
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: speak to her during the recovery. I don't know what
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: made him stick with her and go through with the wedding.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: After that, He said that she told him she didn't
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: need his consent to do anything to her body, but
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: now she needs his help with all the medical bills
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: that keep piling up because she's been having a lot
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: of complications from her booty and plants. She does not
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: have any feelings in her left cheek, and I think
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: it's karma. My brother keeps complaining to me and our parents,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: and our solution is to tell her to kick rot,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: but he won't. A lot of things aren't what they
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: seem with her. She's always been the type to jump
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: from man to man for money. According to our cousin,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: with everything that's going on in the world now, there
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: should be a database of men and women so we
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: will know what we're getting into. It's like the Carfax
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: system for people. My sister in law clearly has self
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: esteem issues and needs to love herself before she can
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: love my brother. I'm not trying to be in her business,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: in their business. It's a lot for my brother to
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: deal with. And on top of that, he hasn't had
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: sex in five months. What should he do well, I
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: think he should stop telling you guys all of his business. Okay,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: that's first. That's what I would tell him first. This
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: is his wife. This is his marriage. Love it or hated.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Your cousin told him not to marry this woman before
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: they got married. He didn't listen. I don't think he
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: listened at the time, because this is who he wanted,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: and he did what he wanted to do like most
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: grown people do. Now that he's in it, he needs
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: to man up and either try to make it work
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: with the new booty or get a divorce. If he's
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: staying in it, it should be between him and wife
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: what happens. She probably does have a lot of medical
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: bills for all the work she's had done, but your
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: brother is certainly under no obligation to pay them. That
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: body makeover, like she said, didn't need his consent, but
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: now she needs his money to help pay for it.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: This is a mess. The fact that he hasn't had
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: sex in five months after only being married a year.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: That's bad. I think that's bad. But you shouldn't even
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: know that. Why do you know that, sister, and the family.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Why because he's telling you guys everything, and of course
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: you care because he's your brother. But there's nothing you
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: can do, sister, about any of this. So my advice
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: to you is to stay out of it and let
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: them work it out. Steve met the girl online. Here
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: we go, another horror story fucking going wrong online. Now
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: there are a lot of success stories too. I read
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: a survey that says sixty five percent of all marriages
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: now come from online data piservice, So that awesome success rate.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Problem we're having right now is too many cooks in
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: the kitchen. I tell people all the time. Best way
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: to get married and stay married its form and two
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: headed suck. Took me a while to figure it out
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: and learn it. But ah me and Margore make all
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: the decisions now, and the kids have no vote. We
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: don't have a democracy. We have a dictatorship, and it
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: works out just fine. It's a monarchy. I'm the king,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: she's the queen. That's what we had. This guy right here,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: like Shelly says, tells every damn thing that's going on.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: He met a girl online. Turns out that the girl
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: is an old friend of one of y'all's cousins, and
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: before they got married, your cousin told him don't marry
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: this girl. Then she goes right into this the next
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: statement to make matters worse, she shoved me and put
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: me out my brother's house. Now let's stop for just Abrea,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: what did you do to make her shove you and
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: put you out your brother's house? Which is her house? Now? See,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: and that's where you're wrong ain't your brother's house you
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: getting married, it's her house. She shoved you, wow, because
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: you was in that time about this my brother's house.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing, see you You part of this
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: problem here. So you got shoved and put out. And
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: guess what you left? You get put out, And you
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: don't how I know she left because she said as
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: she put me out, which means she had to write
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: to and your brother couldn't say nothing. So now we
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: got a woman's writing this letter that don't like this girl.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: So the whole letter is based around now before the
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: wed and she told you brother, she was getting light
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: bol suction on a tummy and it's gonna take three days.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: She went out of time. That came back eight days
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: later with a bigger booty and she had a breastlet.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: She came back with a new body, and he didn't
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: speak to her doing her recovery. I don't know what
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: made him stick with her and go through with the
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: wed after that. You don't know. You don't know why
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: he stuck with her and went through the wear after that,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: bigger brass and a bigger booty was waiting. Okay, you
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: don't see how he went through with it. I don't
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: see how he could have not hold of thought. Hold
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: of thought. We'll have part two of every letter response
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  Speaker 1: from Steve coming up in twenty three minutes after the
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  Speaker 1: our today's Strawberry letter, subject you need to know what
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  Speaker 1: you're getting into. We'll get back into it right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject you
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  Speaker 1: need to know what you're getting into? Yeah, you do. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: This lady's writing this letter because his brother met this
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  Speaker 1: woman online and manner. Now cousin knew her before old
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  Speaker 1: friend f warn the god not to marry her. Then
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  Speaker 1: right after that, the woman that's writing the letter deals
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  Speaker 1: us that. And the other thing is she has shoved
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  Speaker 1: her and put her out of her brother's house. Now
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  Speaker 1: you went over there doing suddenly running, your mouth got
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  Speaker 1: up in the girl's face. She married. It hain't your
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  Speaker 1: brother's house no more as her house. And you got shoved.
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  Speaker 1: And then you said she put you out. And the
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  Speaker 1: reason she put you out because she had to write
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  Speaker 1: to can't guess what you left. So then what'd you do?
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  Speaker 1: You left? And you went to the house and start
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  Speaker 1: typing and wrote us immediately after we immediately because you
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  Speaker 1: try to get some damn support. Then here come the facts.
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  Speaker 1: You say, she told your brother that she was gonna
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  Speaker 1: get a tummy tuck and she would be at RFEL suction.
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  Speaker 1: She'd be out of town three days. She was gone
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  Speaker 1: eight days, and she came back with a bigger booty
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  Speaker 1: and a breast live. She came back with a whole
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  Speaker 1: new body. He ain't speaking of doing a recovery. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what made him stick with her or go
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  Speaker 1: through with the wed and after that what you don't
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  Speaker 1: know because when she came back he saw her and
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  Speaker 1: went Lord alber Bottom, Mega wanna bite alber Bottom, Mega
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  Speaker 1: wanna bite. Yeah, that boy said, I gott to marry.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's more of everything. Well now, then, she says,
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  Speaker 1: he says she told him, And then uh, like like
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  Speaker 1: you said, you don't know what made him go through
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  Speaker 1: with the wedding. He says, she told him she didn't
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  Speaker 1: need his consent to do anything with her body. But
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  Speaker 1: now she needs this help with all the medical bills
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  Speaker 1: piling up because she didn't have a lot of complications
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  Speaker 1: from her booty implant. All right now. We have it
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  Speaker 1: must won their head with the booty implants. You know
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  Speaker 1: why you have because Dan ain't your booty. See, these
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  Speaker 1: women are getting all these booty and plans. Y'all need
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  Speaker 1: to start running some tests. See when you go to
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  Speaker 1: get a kidney transfer and stuff like that, they run
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  Speaker 1: tests to make sure that the kidney of the organ
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  Speaker 1: is compatible with you. Do that all time. Y'all need
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  Speaker 1: to find out does your body rejects silicone? Does your
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  Speaker 1: body accept pix a flat? Can you jam boltox in
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  Speaker 1: your booty? Does your body respond to style of foam?
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  Speaker 1: Do you need to start looking into down and stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that. Maybe you need down like duck feathers like
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  Speaker 1: a comforter. Yeah, you gotta do something. Now you're run
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  Speaker 1: out here and got some booty in plants that don't
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  Speaker 1: fit your body. Now you got medical ka. Michelle told
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  Speaker 1: y'all they hadn't been that. They got documentaries on it.
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  Speaker 1: Right now to keep telling y'all, y'all keep going to
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  Speaker 1: get these asses so y'all can get on Instagram and
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  Speaker 1: walk and look back over your shoulder. Said something too
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  Speaker 1: about it recently, didn't she? Yeah? And now you say
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  Speaker 1: she don't have any feelings in her left cheek, and
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  Speaker 1: I think it's calmer. I can't stand with people try
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  Speaker 1: to make everything calmer. You know, they to judge and judy.
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  Speaker 1: My brother keeps complaining to me and our parents, and
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  Speaker 1: our solution is tell her to kick rock. I'm thinking divorced,
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  Speaker 1: but he won't. A lot of a lot of things
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  Speaker 1: aren't what they've seen with her. She's always been the
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  Speaker 1: type of jump from man to man for money. Accord
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  Speaker 1: died cuss. According to your cuss, you don't like the
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  Speaker 1: woman there since she pushed your ass. That's what this
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  Speaker 1: whole damn letter. She pushed you and put your ass
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  Speaker 1: out of the house, and you went right to the
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  Speaker 1: house and Star tapers type of Steve Hard Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: And then we get yeah immediately, and now you want
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  Speaker 1: to tell it all. Then she says, oh, that should
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  Speaker 1: be a database of men and women so we would
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  Speaker 1: know what we're getting into. It's like the Carfax system
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  Speaker 1: for people. Well, it ain't one, it ain't one, and
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  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be one. Dating sites put flags on
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  Speaker 1: certain profiles, men who are womanizers and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: They got that My sister in law clearly had self
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  Speaker 1: esteem issues. And needs to love herself before she could
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  Speaker 1: love my brother. Now here's the part that I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: not to be in their business, but it's a lot
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  Speaker 1: for my brother to deal with, and on top of that,
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  Speaker 1: he ain't had six in five months. Now, I want
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  Speaker 1: you to listen to this whole say no, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: make a statement. I'm trying not to be in their business.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a lot for my brother to deal with,
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  Speaker 1: and on top of that, he ain't had sex in
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  Speaker 1: five months. You know what I got to say? None
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  Speaker 1: of this is truth? What do you mean nothing you
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  Speaker 1: said in that statement is truth. You ain't trying to
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  Speaker 1: stay out their business. You wrote a whole letter with
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  Speaker 1: nothing but their business. Ain't none of what you do
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  Speaker 1: in this damn letter. All this letter is about day
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  Speaker 1: damn business. So stop lying. And then he ain't had
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  Speaker 1: sex in five months. That's another lie. That is a
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  Speaker 1: lie right here, that's a lie. Now, your brother ain't
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: telling you everything. Your brother have him sex somewhere five
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: months from what you bought all this booty and breastback up,
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  Speaker 1: and here we ain't doing nothing with it, sing you're
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: paying all these medical bill I'll tell you what you're
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  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening show, It's time now for
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Junior and Sports Talk. Junior. What you got? Well, well
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  Speaker 1: here it is tomorrow NFL combine and starts tomorrow in Indianapolis.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, down and hey man, this see what's happening? Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: this was us. We may not get them, though, c J. Stroum.
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  Speaker 1: We better get them because, uh, the Bears are looking
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: to move the number one. Yeah, they're looking to use
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: the number one pick man and two? Who number two? Yeah,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: number two they want to move them too. Who's Chicago
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: want to move them? Well, well, the Colts want the
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: number one pick and they coach ain't got nothing to get. Yeah, well,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: they want to give these picks to get you know,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: c J. Stroud or or Bryce Young. They want one
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  Speaker 1: of these quarterbacks. That didn't matter. We got to get
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  Speaker 1: one of the other time. That's why we got We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get one of them. We gotta get one of them, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Number two, Yeah, we gotta get one of them, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: or is simple whoever left, that's not who we are wrong.
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  Speaker 1: We won't write young, but whoever Rice Young or you
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  Speaker 1: won't see j strous. Yeah, one of them gonna go
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  Speaker 1: number one, y'all get the other one? Why? Yeah? Whatever, No,
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  Speaker 1: we don't want that boy to ask you what you want?
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  Speaker 1: We want a super Bowl in Cleveland here. We got
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: to give a damn about what you want. We won't.
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  Speaker 1: We want to win a seat. You don't take what
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  Speaker 1: they give you? Well, what we want? We want who
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  Speaker 1: we want? We want Rice Young? Were you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: damn it? He married, but I will pick. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why here talking about what he won't? So I
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  Speaker 1: want a billion dollars? Hello? Don't you want ten million? Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I want? Yeah? Do you have it? Man? He don't know?
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  Speaker 1: You know what still want? Question? Would you take a
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  Speaker 1: hundred thousands? I'm taking that now? Why are you waiting
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  Speaker 1: on the ten? If I gave you a hundred thousand,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: would you take it? Yes? Sir, that's the damn quarterback?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Y'a off in together? Can't you with your sport? I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: was trying to man and we done. Thirty seconds left now?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: But I see what he's saying, but that's not that's
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: not fair. We won't, we won't fair. Quit debating with him, Julian,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Why do you always make it seem like it's just Cleveland?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Get him your segments? Yeah, it's not fair. The debate
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  Speaker 1: continues off the air. Uh, we'll have a few questions
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  Speaker 1: from Steve Harvey FM when we come back. Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, Steve,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: this is from Steve Harvey FM. This is from Jay
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  Speaker 1: in Tennessee. Jay writes, my wife and I have been
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  Speaker 1: married for a couple of years, and most of the
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  Speaker 1: women in her family are single or divorced, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: usually the man anyone calls when they need help with something.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: I helped her cousin moved by myself because she had
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: no one else to call. Her cousin's house was dirty
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: and that made the process much longer. After all of that,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: she only paid me twenty dollars. Should I go off
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: or let it be? Well, you have moved it now,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: you're not offenning getting no more money and that's probably
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: all she had. Yeah. See, what you got to do
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: is stop saying yes quit asking your phone, stop answering
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: his phone. You said, remember something about emergency. Man, call
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: me this emergency. Always when you get emergency phone called,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't one of your kids or your parents, wait
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  Speaker 1: forty eight hours before you return that call. And then
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: when you call him after forty eight hours, go oh, man,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: I just saw this. Everything good, You're all right man,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: And then they're gonna go, huh do you said it
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  Speaker 1: was an emergency. Let me explain something to you. All
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  Speaker 1: emergencies go away after forty eight hours, Yes, they dude.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: All emergencies go away after forty eight So I wait
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: forty eight hours when I get them urgent calls, and
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: I act like I'm on the spot. Man, I just
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: saw this. You all right? They don't even know what
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: you're talking about. Man, I heard you had an emergency.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Are you comfortable telling this? Yeah? I ain't gonna come.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: When people call you to have an emergencies, they really
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: need you. You're not gonna help if you're not my child.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: You're not my child or my wife. You need to
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: get the fix in this emergency. You didn't have my number,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: what would you do? Okay? See, because I because guess
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: what they're gonna do. They're gonna fix that emergency. You
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: know what you did that to me a couple of times?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Absolutely answer for two days. Yeah, because I go in
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: the hospital. Money. He don't never call. I know in
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: your voice, Hey, what's calling on you? Good? What man?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Man boy? Let me call you back? He just leaves right,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: there'll do it. That's him. Hey, Yeah, did he do that?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: He did never called. He never called me. Never call you. Okay,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: called his wife text checked on him. But it was
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: forty hours though. You know he has a thing about that.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Well see it. You know it was not It wasn't
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: no merchant. I knew he was in there, so I
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: just taught check. You know the need saying. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care how you feel about me. You know I knew
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: he was in there, So I'm gonna go down to
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  Speaker 1: the floor. I don't know how to read no child
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: or nothing. What you know, doctor, I don't read child.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to put it in chemo. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have none of that. Yeah, you know, I can
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: pray for you if you need some money. All I got.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Are you capable of sitting in hospital rooms? Are you
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: capable of doing? Man? Not? If you're not my wife
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: or my child. All right, I can't do it. I
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: stick my head in your dough man, check on you,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: make sure you good. But I can't stay that long.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: I don't take no seat in the hospital. No, no,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: So I stand the whole time. Does this both see?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: It ain't comfortable anyway. God forbid if you ever landed
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: in the hospital for whatever reason, and we certainly hope
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: that doesn't happen. But just for clarity, I was, how
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: do you want? What do you want us to do?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Do you want to wait forty eight hours? I don't
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: really nobody to come by there. I would come by
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: there were I'm tell you right now, everybody worked for me.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have so much stuff in that hospital room.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: It's kind of hard. Gonna be hard to get in
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: there because last time I went in the hospital, I
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: bought it in flash green TV cooking. I wasn't there
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: cooking in everything because ain't no seasoning on the food.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: I went into the hospital with salt and pemple. I
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: had sole seasoning last all that. But what's in that bag?
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Don't touch the damn bag. Coming I'm in twenty minutes
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: after the hour. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. According to CNBC experts, shorter people, yes,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: I can't expect to live longer based on the health
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: and body chemistry that they had because they ain't got
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: a out the way at nothing. I'll be back. I
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: get some teeth. You to this. We're gonna be in
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  Speaker 1: a minute. Man, know what's good. We're in the Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is not no ways. He can walk up under
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  Speaker 1: like you know when you got to see a pay phone,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: you can walk right up on. Yeah, you walk on
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: the payphones. There no pay phone. You ain't got the
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: duck you go under the ladder. You can just walk
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: your ass right on by it, you know, climb in
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: the bouncing house with the kids. Ain't gotta Ben Doper,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: just jump right on him. This has nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with you, Tommy. Research shows that individuals well with smaller
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: bodies have lower death rates and fewer diet related chronic diseases,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: especially middle age people him. Yeah, you run all day
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: here in good ass shake. You ain't got worried about
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: nothing happening in the him. This information is sparked a
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: big debate on Twitter because shorter people finally feel like
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: they they're being acknowledged for their as a positive And
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: you know you got less body for illness to attach
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: yourself too. Oh my god, that's what you got out
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: of that. That's what you got out of the more
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, Stan Tall Tommy thirty three minutes
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll do a round
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  Speaker 1: of would you rather? Right after this? I'd rather not.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: now for a round of would you rather? Would you
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: rather have a boogie in your nose or food stuck
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: in your front tooth? Which one? You? And you? Yeah,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: you can get that out. Yeah you can explain that.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: But yeah, someone would have to tell you that though. Yeah,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: we don't. Don't. We don't like doing childish ass. Would
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: you rather? Would you you don't? Would you rather have
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: long toes or would you rather have baby teeth? Little
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: bit teeth? Hey? Ye, long toes? Yeah, I'm gonna go
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: a long toe the little chick lits. I don't want that.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: I don't want little corn teeth. Yeah I don't want that. Okay,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve? You want the you want the long toes.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I smile too much. We smiled for a living all
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: your chief exact same little bit. Little teeth look like corn.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: You can't have big lips and little teeth. Your teeth.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: You'll never see a man. I'll be smiling. You won't
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: even know it. Ye. Would you rather travel to have
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: no teeth? Would you rather travel every week for three
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: months or not leave the house at all? I have
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: done that my whole life, that's my career, that's all
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: of us. That's what we do. Traveling as to stay
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: at home. So you would rather travel? Is that what
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: you're saying? Travel? I was at the house. That's why
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: I'm traveling. As soon as I could get out, I
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: got it. God. Would you rather get quality sleep every
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: night or have great sex every night? I'm gonna get
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: some some sleep after the sins? Yeah, because you get
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: good sex, you go get knocked out. You fin get
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: some sleep? Do you just say sleep me? Ye? See me?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: All right? Last one, guys, would you rather live with
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: seven small dogs or with three wives? Dogs? Huh no, no,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: I want them dogs? Oh hell no, you want the dogs?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: I want them? Yeah, I'm not here with three wives. Sister, wives, no, no,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: hell dog, Oh my god, I'm speak dog speak doll.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: All right, look, that's today's round it would you rather
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: h And we'll be back with our last break of
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: the day and close out the show with the one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show? All right, guys, here we are our last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day on this Wednesday. Steve's back and
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  Speaker 1: in rare form as usual craziness. Hey, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: Oh can you can you play that excerpt that that
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  Speaker 1: guy did, Scott Adams a dilbergator? Can we play that?
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  Speaker 1: If you know, nearly half of all blacks are not
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  Speaker 1: okay with white people according to this poll, not according
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  Speaker 1: to me, according to this poll. That's a hate group.
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  Speaker 1: That's a hate group, and I don't want to have
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  Speaker 1: anything to do with them. And I would say, you know,
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  Speaker 1: based on the current way things are going, the best
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  Speaker 1: advice I would give to white people is to get
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  Speaker 1: the hell away from black people. You know, after you
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  Speaker 1: played that, I went on loud online and I found
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  Speaker 1: it and I listened to his whole thing, and that's
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  Speaker 1: not even the worst of it. You know, he was
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  Speaker 1: talking about what all he's done for black people, and
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  Speaker 1: he's just over it. He said he's not doing anything
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  Speaker 1: else for black people. These are my closing remarks today.
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  Speaker 1: So this guy, it's going through all of this rhetoric
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  Speaker 1: about how he feels, you know, what's amazing? Can I
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  Speaker 1: conscience something? Can I say something? And I'm not speaking
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  Speaker 1: for black people, but I'm speaking as a black person,
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  Speaker 1: and I've been black sixty six years. I didn't had
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  Speaker 1: full doses of black. I grew up in segregation. I
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  Speaker 1: went to all black elementary, all black junior high, all
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  Speaker 1: black high school. That wasn't a white person living in
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  Speaker 1: miles of my house. I had no interaction with him,
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  Speaker 1: but I knew him all so well. When I got jobs,
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  Speaker 1: I worked with him. Some of the teachers would have.
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  Speaker 1: And so I grew up. I'm old enough to tell
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  Speaker 1: you a lot about this. Can I tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: We sick and tired of racist We are exhausted from it. So, whoever,
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  Speaker 1: this dude is right here that's talking about you tied
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  Speaker 1: and helping blacks and you're over it. You've been over
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  Speaker 1: it as a matter of fact. Is I listened to
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  Speaker 1: your whole interview? What have you done for black people?
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of you. You've not extended yourself to
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  Speaker 1: help anybody. And for you to make the statements you
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  Speaker 1: make it just further lets me know how far we
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  Speaker 1: are from getting this thing right. You think that white
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  Speaker 1: people should just move away from black people? Really, really,
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  Speaker 1: why why? Because we're free now when nobody moving. When
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  Speaker 1: we were slaves, you was buylens. Remember that you was
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  Speaker 1: making purchases, you was trading us. You was mistreating us then,
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  Speaker 1: and you mistreat eating us now. And then you got
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  Speaker 1: the nerve to blame it on us. You got the
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  Speaker 1: adacy to say out of a survey and you say
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  Speaker 1: people take it the wrong way that most black people
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  Speaker 1: don't like white people. That's not true. Most black people
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  Speaker 1: don't like white policies. That's what we don't like. We
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  Speaker 1: don't like when you take your privilege and you extend
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  Speaker 1: it only to yourself. That's what we don't like. We
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  Speaker 1: don't like when you assume that you have the right
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  Speaker 1: to certain things just because of the color of your skin,
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  Speaker 1: and we don't deserve it because of the color of ours. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we sick of, and were sick of people
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  Speaker 1: like you to keep thinking you've done so damn much. Fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, So this last statement you made, what does
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  Speaker 1: that help? It just further helps with the divide. And
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  Speaker 1: this divide ain't closing no time soon. So I'm sick
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  Speaker 1: of you, and if you the white people you're talking about,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick of you and your kind. If you are
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  Speaker 1: a person and you think like him, you damn skippy.
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  Speaker 1: We're sick of you. Wouldn't you be sick of us? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Let's reverse this for a minute. Suppose you were constantly
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  Speaker 1: suffered under vote them suppression. Suppose you and your children
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  Speaker 1: were constantly faced with police brutality. Suppose the men in
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  Speaker 1: your race were constantly being shocked on armed by us.
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  Speaker 1: And then you said, you see a video every day.
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  Speaker 1: I watched his whole thing of a black person beating
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  Speaker 1: the craft out of a white person. Let's talk about
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  Speaker 1: that poor us. Second, it's always you. I saw a
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  Speaker 1: video of a black person beating the white person. What
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  Speaker 1: did that white person do? What did he say to
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  Speaker 1: the black people? What did he assume see? It ain't
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  Speaker 1: just some black people walk around jumping on white folks. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You can stop all that, because I got way more
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  Speaker 1: videos of y'all doing stuff to us then you got
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  Speaker 1: of us doing to y'all got way more videos for back.
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  Speaker 1: But look, man, when people like you come out to
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  Speaker 1: woodwork talking about what you don't, you're to move away
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  Speaker 1: from black people by bye bye bye, because we ain't
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  Speaker 1: going nowhere. We keep trying to make the best of
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  Speaker 1: a bad situation. We keep trying to fit into this
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  Speaker 1: country that don't want us in it. We keep trying
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  Speaker 1: to partake of the constitution that obviously was not written
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  Speaker 1: or intended for us. And you sick of us. Like
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  Speaker 1: I said, it ain't that we sick of white men.
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  Speaker 1: We sickle white popsy and that's your entire constitution because
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  Speaker 1: that don't apply to us at all. Let's start with
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  Speaker 1: that piece of paper and work down from that. And oh,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, Governor, the scientists too, and George Wallace
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  Speaker 1: and Ted Cruise, Man, I just a list. Go on,
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  Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham, they go on and on, Donald Trump, all y'all,
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