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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know, y'all all suit giving them like them things
- 0:17Speaker 1: and it's Chubby Steve listening to Steve, I don't join
- 0:59Speaker 1: You gotta do that turn turn to turn the out turn.
- 1:43Speaker 1: You got to turn out the water. The water go
- 1:55Speaker 1: come come on your back. Uh huh. I shall well
- 2:03Speaker 1: a good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice come
- 2:07Speaker 1: on dig me now wanted only Steve Harvey got a
- 2:10Speaker 1: radio show. I was. I had my head down and
- 2:15Speaker 1: it was thinking of what I wanted to say this morning.
- 2:19Speaker 1: But it kind of it's kind of be something I've
- 2:24Speaker 1: lived for a long time, and you know, for a
- 2:29Speaker 1: long time, you know, I had a lot of faith
- 2:31Speaker 1: in people. You know, it's strange too, because you know,
- 2:36Speaker 1: you know, my mother was a Sunday school teacher soul.
- 2:38Speaker 1: Of course, I grew up around it, knowing the scriptures
- 2:43Speaker 1: and things like that. Not not a lot of them,
- 2:45Speaker 1: but you know, the ones I retained. But having her
- 2:49Speaker 1: as a mother was was a huge help and understand
- 2:52Speaker 1: about faith. But even with that, as I grew up,
- 2:56Speaker 1: I began to put a lot of faith in people,
- 3:00Speaker 1: and you know, I figured, you know, just like everybody else,
- 3:03Speaker 1: you know, man if I could just meet this person,
- 3:06Speaker 1: or if I could just sit down with that person,
- 3:09Speaker 1: or man if I could just get this person to
- 3:11Speaker 1: hear my ideal, or man if just if this person
- 3:15Speaker 1: could hear my track, or man if I could just
- 3:18Speaker 1: get this in the hands or somebody in the know.
- 3:21Speaker 1: I was, like everybody else, I thought that way. You know,
- 3:24Speaker 1: I actually thought that if I could get in a
- 3:27Speaker 1: certain situation with a certain person, that if a certain
- 3:30Speaker 1: person were to meet me, that you know, it could
- 3:34Speaker 1: change everything for me. Oh man, Oh how wrong I was?
- 3:39Speaker 1: Oh how wrong I was? How long did I spend
- 3:43Speaker 1: feeling that way? And how many of you out there
- 3:46Speaker 1: possibly have felt that way before? You know, like even
- 3:49Speaker 1: in a relationship, this is the person for me, and
- 3:52Speaker 1: you know, you just lay claim to that, you know,
- 3:55Speaker 1: not necessarily being a fact, but you just lay claim
- 3:58Speaker 1: to it. This is the person me, This is the
- 4:00Speaker 1: person that I want to spend the rest of my
- 4:03Speaker 1: life with. You know, sometimes you know, we just lay
- 4:05Speaker 1: claim and stuff and it's not always what's in our
- 4:07Speaker 1: best interests or it's not always a fact, it's just
- 4:10Speaker 1: what we decided we want it and I was guilty
- 4:13Speaker 1: of that, just like anybody else. And I spent a
- 4:16Speaker 1: lot of years in my life putting faith in people. Man,
- 4:20Speaker 1: if I could tell you anything this morning, it's to
- 4:23Speaker 1: stop putting your faith in people and put your faith
- 4:27Speaker 1: in God where it counts the most. I mean, you
- 4:30Speaker 1: can get something out of this one. See, here's a
- 4:32Speaker 1: deal about a relationship with God. It's the same all
- 4:36Speaker 1: the time. He never changes. His word is one percent absolute.
- 4:41Speaker 1: His word doesn't have loopholes in it, none of that.
- 4:44Speaker 1: It's this is what it is. He's very clear. Now,
- 4:48Speaker 1: you can deviate off your end of a bargain, but
- 4:52Speaker 1: it don't stop what he says from being true. But
- 4:56Speaker 1: if he asks you to do something, if God asks
- 4:58Speaker 1: you to be a certain way, to do a little
- 5:01Speaker 1: something a certain way, and you don't do it that way,
- 5:03Speaker 1: then you know, you could still possibly get by for
- 5:08Speaker 1: a while. But don't you understand that his end of
- 5:11Speaker 1: the deal stays the same, And as long as you're
- 5:14Speaker 1: not doing it the way you're supposed to, the results
- 5:16Speaker 1: are not going to be what you wanted to be.
- 5:18Speaker 1: And I did this for years and years and years,
- 5:22Speaker 1: and I counted on people, and you know, I got
- 5:25Speaker 1: myself in a lot of situations, and I got out
- 5:27Speaker 1: one a dire situation that I'd been in for a
- 5:31Speaker 1: number of years. But he had protected me from years
- 5:33Speaker 1: prior to that. I didn't even know what was going on,
- 5:36Speaker 1: and then he made it away. It made me aware
- 5:38Speaker 1: of the problem. And then, man, lord ha mercy, I
- 5:42Speaker 1: was in a dismal situation. And then at the end
- 5:45Speaker 1: of the year, I was free, free from it all.
- 5:48Speaker 1: But it was a decision that I had made that
- 5:51Speaker 1: led up to that, and in going through that process,
- 5:55Speaker 1: I had to learn something. Man. I learned a lot
- 5:58Speaker 1: about people. See, if you want to learn about your friends,
- 6:02Speaker 1: if you want to learn about your people people around you,
- 6:06Speaker 1: get yourself in some trouble, get yourself in a situation.
- 6:11Speaker 1: Oh man, you start looking around. Man, the field get
- 6:13Speaker 1: real clear when you're in trouble. The field clear is out.
- 6:18Speaker 1: When you're in doubt, when you don't know what to do,
- 6:20Speaker 1: when you need help it get real clear on the
- 6:23Speaker 1: play and field, then don't it. Oh but when things
- 6:25Speaker 1: is going right, it's time for a party. We throw
- 6:28Speaker 1: in a celebration. We were gonna We're gonna do one
- 6:31Speaker 1: down here. Oh man, there's plenty of people on the field,
- 6:34Speaker 1: but forget yourself. In a situation, you find out rather
- 6:38Speaker 1: quickly that old no, old no, everybody ain't here. And
- 6:43Speaker 1: that's when I started learning. And I'm telling you, I
- 6:46Speaker 1: had to start learning this for real until I finally
- 6:49Speaker 1: got it to stop putting my faith in people and
- 6:52Speaker 1: put all the mine in God where it counts the most.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Now is that to say that there are people that
- 6:57Speaker 1: you can't trust. No, that's not what I'm saying. I
- 7:00Speaker 1: ain't say you can't trust him, but you can't dump
- 7:03Speaker 1: your faith in him. I got it all riding on
- 7:06Speaker 1: what he say. I got it all riding on what
- 7:09Speaker 1: she say. Na, Na, No, I hear you saying it.
- 7:17Speaker 1: But I'm gonna keep my own this situation because I
- 7:20Speaker 1: hear you saying it. But I'm gonna take this faith
- 7:23Speaker 1: of mine and instead of putting it in people, I'm
- 7:26Speaker 1: gonna put it in God where it counts the most,
- 7:29Speaker 1: because his word is absolute. What he say he gonna do,
- 7:31Speaker 1: he gonna do what he says. He's not gonna tolerate.
- 7:34Speaker 1: He's not gonna tolerate. Now, you can make it, you
- 7:36Speaker 1: can make it tolerable for yourself. But he's not gonna
- 7:39Speaker 1: tolerate it. And that's just the end of the line.
- 7:41Speaker 1: And so you know, I'm wondering how many people out
- 7:44Speaker 1: there find themselves in a situation like me. Or maybe
- 7:48Speaker 1: you've gotten yourself in a situation because you put your
- 7:50Speaker 1: faith in some people and now you wound up in
- 7:52Speaker 1: a different type of situation. Now, let me ask you
- 7:55Speaker 1: whetting people that the only one that I found when
- 8:01Speaker 1: I was in my deepest trouble, when me and my
- 8:04Speaker 1: wife were in our darkest situation, was God. Is the
- 8:08Speaker 1: only one, was the only one who was just right there,
- 8:13Speaker 1: right there, all the way through. Now, let me explain
- 8:18Speaker 1: something to you. Because you have this relationship with God,
- 8:22Speaker 1: it does not mean, it does not mean now that
- 8:26Speaker 1: it won't get it won't still be a situation, you understand.
- 8:31Speaker 1: But what He will do is protect you during that period.
- 8:35Speaker 1: He'll cover you during that period that it is a situation.
- 8:40Speaker 1: He will give you the strength to overcome the situation
- 8:43Speaker 1: when it turns into a situation. Then when he cracks
- 8:47Speaker 1: it open for you and the sun is bright and shining,
- 8:50Speaker 1: what he don't want you to do is when he
- 8:52Speaker 1: gets sunny again, to forget about him. Who was there
- 8:56Speaker 1: when it was dark for you. See, I used to
- 8:58Speaker 1: do that too. I was, Oh, man, I did it.
- 9:01Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, I did it. But I'm
- 9:04Speaker 1: telling you man, when I learned a very serious lesson
- 9:08Speaker 1: and I watched some people I thought were friends of
- 9:11Speaker 1: mine just sort of casually remove themselves from the situation,
- 9:18Speaker 1: then I said, okay. Me and Margie looked around. We said, okay,
- 9:22Speaker 1: it's just me, you and God. And when we started
- 9:24Speaker 1: conducting ourselves accordingly. So when it's sunny for us, we
- 9:30Speaker 1: remember God. We stay prayerful, we keep talking to him.
- 9:34Speaker 1: We thank him for the sunshine, we thank him for
- 9:36Speaker 1: the dark days that he allowed us to do, who
- 9:39Speaker 1: allowed us to survive it and turn it into sunnay days.
- 9:42Speaker 1: And we talked to him constantly to protect us of
- 9:45Speaker 1: our future enemies. And that's what the deal is. So
- 9:48Speaker 1: if I was everybody, I would stop putting your faith
- 9:50Speaker 1: in people and put your trust in God where it
- 9:53Speaker 1: really does count the most. It really really does. You're
- 9:56Speaker 1: listening to ladies and gentlemen, it us upon us a
- 10:03Speaker 1: new day, another moment in time. Day's a new day.
- 10:08Speaker 1: But when you look at it like this, though, it
- 10:10Speaker 1: ain't number God just doing what he do. Who else
- 10:13Speaker 1: can make a brand new day? Tell me who do that? Nobody.
- 10:20Speaker 1: I was having a discussion the other day and this
- 10:24Speaker 1: man came in the room and said, for all of
- 10:27Speaker 1: you believers, suppose there is no God. You know what
- 10:33Speaker 1: I did. I just walked out the room. No, I
- 10:39Speaker 1: ain't got time for this discussion you find to have
- 10:42Speaker 1: because you're not finding convinced me no other way. I
- 10:44Speaker 1: don't know why he thought he was starting it. A
- 10:46Speaker 1: lot of people gather around him, started having this debate.
- 10:48Speaker 1: I walked out the room. I'm gone. I'm gone, and
- 10:52Speaker 1: you know where I went? Fishing. Hello, hey, man, I
- 10:58Speaker 1: want straight fishing. Man, I ain't got time talk. Well,
- 11:01Speaker 1: I don't let you talk, my man. Go ahead on
- 11:03Speaker 1: about your bidding. Ladies, Gender Steve Harvey for the show,
- 11:06Speaker 1: Charley Strawberry calling for real the mouth of the South Mississippi, Monica. Government.
- 11:11Speaker 1: Name is Kills Faith for everybody to call him Junior
- 11:14Speaker 1: and the legend that is nephew Tommy, Ladies, and General
- 11:18Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Martin Shaw Junior. Yes, sir, you know what's
- 11:21Speaker 1: going on with you today? Man? Hey, let me tell
- 11:23Speaker 1: me having no questions later, you've been making out of statements.
- 11:27Speaker 1: I'm begging another one. Uncle, I'm gonna tell you, did
- 11:29Speaker 1: you know this? This new thing coming up? Because we're
- 11:31Speaker 1: on our way to Eastern Day. You know, I get
- 11:34Speaker 1: the kids having an Eastern Egg hunt, but now they
- 11:38Speaker 1: want the adults to have or Easter egg hunt. I'm
- 11:43Speaker 1: too old to walk around and be looking for stuff,
- 11:46Speaker 1: first of all, because if I go down there and
- 11:49Speaker 1: find something, you know what I want to find. I
- 11:51Speaker 1: want to find this down payment on this house. Now
- 11:53Speaker 1: I need to go find I'm not finding no candid.
- 11:56Speaker 1: I'm a forty four years old. Some of y'all out here.
- 11:58Speaker 1: If you're gonna go to the East End, huh, find
- 12:00Speaker 1: something that you need, You're like like a committed relationship.
- 12:03Speaker 1: You ain't gonna find that in the Eastern egg Hud.
- 12:06Speaker 1: There's a lot of things. He said, find your damn daddy,
- 12:09Speaker 1: if this Easter egg me out here, Yeah, we out
- 12:13Speaker 1: here looking for candy for I'm too wrong sending me
- 12:16Speaker 1: on no damn Easter egg hunt. You know what, find
- 12:18Speaker 1: something for your off writers out here in this Eastern
- 12:21Speaker 1: Egg hun? Too damn old be out here looking for candy.
- 12:25Speaker 1: Gets something that's gonna work for you in your life.
- 12:27Speaker 1: You know what, find your next car payment at the
- 12:30Speaker 1: Eastern Egg. Everybody work around here. I'm not coming out
- 12:34Speaker 1: here for no candid you know. That's not. I like
- 12:36Speaker 1: to find this Easter egg hunt up, this adult East
- 12:39Speaker 1: egg hunt. I like to find this damn care for
- 12:41Speaker 1: sickle cellar after either I walk around for that, that
- 12:44Speaker 1: would I walk out here for. But I'm not coming
- 12:46Speaker 1: out here for no candy. Come out here dog right
- 12:51Speaker 1: there in the right wherever I find. I don't care.
- 12:53Speaker 1: I'm taking the right there that I'm just not doing this.
- 12:55Speaker 1: I'm not fitting the adult Easter egg hunt. It's not
- 12:58Speaker 1: it's not, Yes, sir, I understand what you say. Yeah,
- 13:02Speaker 1: you're gonna ask me why I ain't going to why
- 13:05Speaker 1: are you not going to the adult East Egg? Because
- 13:08Speaker 1: I got eggs and egg money my going down, Yeah,
- 13:17Speaker 1: and clearly I have so. Absolutely I'm not doing well.
- 13:24Speaker 1: We have learned a lot what you're gonna do with
- 13:26Speaker 1: this adult Easter egg. I'm not doing all that. Junior
- 13:29Speaker 1: is going through around the girl all right, coming up
- 13:34Speaker 1: in thirty two minutes after the hour, Thank you, Junior.
- 13:36Speaker 1: We got the pastor and the deacon with church complaints.
- 13:39Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show. All right, it
- 13:47Speaker 1: is time now to start your morning off with the
- 13:49Speaker 1: nephew and run that brank back. What you got for
- 13:51Speaker 1: is nef so um. Yeah, this is Holy week and
- 13:54Speaker 1: and and and I truly believe that if we're going
- 13:59Speaker 1: to keep it as a holy week, then we're going
- 14:03Speaker 1: to speak about some things that are going on at
- 14:05Speaker 1: the church. And this right here is weed in the
- 14:09Speaker 1: church van. All right, all my all, mind's clear. They
- 14:13Speaker 1: clear to my mom, my beautiful late mother, leave these
- 14:17Speaker 1: church people alone. Mamma. You have to understand, mamma, there
- 14:22Speaker 1: are things that have to be pranked about. And this
- 14:24Speaker 1: right here is queed in the church van. Now, cat dog,
- 14:29Speaker 1: if you hood, let's take it there. Let's let's get
- 14:33Speaker 1: to the weed in the van. Let's get to the wheed. Hello,
- 14:40Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach dand brother Brother Dan Dan. Hello, Hello,
- 14:43Speaker 1: conceive that I'm trying to read brother Dan, Brother Dan. Oh, okay, yeah,
- 14:52Speaker 1: this brother Scott from the church from Belt to Baptist. Hello, brother, Yeah,
- 14:57Speaker 1: I call you. I'm trying to get a little information
- 15:00Speaker 1: about the church bringing. What's what's your schedule? Uh? Will
- 15:03Speaker 1: you drive the church right, and what's what's your schedule?
- 15:06Speaker 1: I'd love it. Wednesday, Fridays and Sundays. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday,
- 15:14Speaker 1: last Sunday. What what is that schedule? Sunday. I usually
- 15:19Speaker 1: start about eight o'clock in the morning, probably a little earlier,
- 15:22Speaker 1: depending on some of the elderly people that I had
- 15:25Speaker 1: to go pick up and bring to the church. Make
- 15:27Speaker 1: sure they get there okay, and get situated and make
- 15:31Speaker 1: sure they're on time for the service and whatnot. Okay,
- 15:34Speaker 1: and then you take them back home after service is over. Yes,
- 15:39Speaker 1: I try to get all of them back home, unless
- 15:40Speaker 1: they got family members or something that come up there
- 15:42Speaker 1: and meet them up there and want to take them
- 15:43Speaker 1: to Jena or sun afterwards. But I usually get about
- 15:46Speaker 1: it back home, okay, Okay. This class Sunday, which is
- 15:52Speaker 1: part of the reason why I'm calling. They saying that
- 15:57Speaker 1: some of the church uh numbers that was on the
- 16:00Speaker 1: band this Sunday. Uh they are complaining saying that um
- 16:06Speaker 1: that the church vand was smelting like weed when they
- 16:09Speaker 1: got on there. Excuse me, they say the church vand
- 16:14Speaker 1: was smelting like weed when they got on there, and
- 16:17Speaker 1: you are the person that was driving them. No, no, no, no, no,
- 16:21Speaker 1: no no not not not the van that I'm driving.
- 16:23Speaker 1: So I don't No, I don't. I ain't smoke weed
- 16:26Speaker 1: and no van, do you smoke weed? No, I don't
- 16:32Speaker 1: smoke weed. I mean not, Carl. I mean I have before,
- 16:35Speaker 1: but I don't smoke weed now and I would smoke
- 16:37Speaker 1: weed before. Picking Some people love to go to churs.
- 16:40Speaker 1: Now where you from? Who told you this? Well? All
- 16:46Speaker 1: I knew is what what? What's come down? The pipeline? Is?
- 16:49Speaker 1: They saying that that a couple of the members came
- 16:51Speaker 1: complaining that cec Now this just happened last week about
- 16:56Speaker 1: this pipeline. I want to know who the pipeline is
- 16:58Speaker 1: because just last week they came at me talking about
- 17:01Speaker 1: that I was using the van to go places that
- 17:04Speaker 1: I wanted to go to all my personal time. Now
- 17:06Speaker 1: I don't do that. I don't do stuff like that.
- 17:08Speaker 1: And now I haven't had a path, I haven't had
- 17:09Speaker 1: a history, but I don't do stuff like that. And
- 17:11Speaker 1: I wasn't smoking. No church fan, So are you seriously talking? What? What?
- 17:17Speaker 1: What We're trying to We're trying to get to the
- 17:18Speaker 1: bottom of it and see what's going on with you?
- 17:23Speaker 1: Ulderly person said, do you know which one? I don't know?
- 17:26Speaker 1: They loved me Every Sunday, didn't people tell me they
- 17:28Speaker 1: loved me? Uh? They say I'm one of the most
- 17:30Speaker 1: respectful young gentlemen they've ever met in their life. And
- 17:33Speaker 1: so I really find it hard to believe that you
- 17:35Speaker 1: you you getting these types of complaints about me. Okay,
- 17:39Speaker 1: what I'm saying seeing like, oh, I don't know what
- 17:41Speaker 1: that means or nothing like that. Look, brothers, I don't
- 17:45Speaker 1: know you too well, and I know you don't know me.
- 17:47Speaker 1: But I've been driving this van as as as a
- 17:50Speaker 1: point to try to change my life and where I
- 17:52Speaker 1: come from. So this was was something that I wanted
- 17:54Speaker 1: to volunteer even though I'm getting paid to give my
- 17:57Speaker 1: time to do this for the church. And now this
- 17:59Speaker 1: is like the second instance where y'all and came at
- 18:02Speaker 1: me on some stuff about like I'm trying to do
- 18:04Speaker 1: something with this band. Now, why I would I disrespect
- 18:06Speaker 1: the church van by smoking weed in it and then
- 18:09Speaker 1: letting the weeds stay in there so other people could
- 18:11Speaker 1: smell it. Okay, so let me tell you what we're
- 18:13Speaker 1: gonna do. We're gonna go out here to the church
- 18:16Speaker 1: then to say we're gonna go out here today and
- 18:18Speaker 1: open it up, like if we see any seeds or
- 18:21Speaker 1: anything around the driver's seat, then then then we're gonna
- 18:26Speaker 1: We're gonna definitely uh a point, you gonna open the
- 18:29Speaker 1: van up. But I was raised in that church, man,
- 18:31Speaker 1: My mama go to that church, my grandma. See you
- 18:34Speaker 1: go to that church. See the reason we even an't
- 18:36Speaker 1: let that church. And you think I'm gonna mess up
- 18:38Speaker 1: they ain't by driving around in the band fool of
- 18:40Speaker 1: elderly people smoking and we didn't want to do the
- 18:43Speaker 1: want like weed? Brother, dare I don't know how to
- 18:47Speaker 1: band smell like weed? Man, Now I don't. I don't
- 18:49Speaker 1: got the answer to these questions. I'm just trying to
- 18:52Speaker 1: tell you that it wasn't me. Did you have some
- 18:54Speaker 1: weed in your pocket? It with just sing I ain't
- 18:57Speaker 1: had no weed. Almost stop trying to say like I
- 18:59Speaker 1: had weed on me and you ain't gonna get me
- 19:01Speaker 1: nothing that I ain't had no and we ain't had
- 19:03Speaker 1: no weed on me. Okay, Now you ain't gonna miss
- 19:05Speaker 1: up my name or my family's name in this church
- 19:07Speaker 1: and disrespect us like this Now We've been helping this
- 19:10Speaker 1: church for years, and I'm trying to tell you that
- 19:13Speaker 1: I ain't riding around and no fans smoking no weed
- 19:15Speaker 1: with no elderly people. Did you ask any of the
- 19:17Speaker 1: elderly people if they had any weed on them? No? No, no,
- 19:23Speaker 1: I didn't think about it. No elderly people having no weed.
- 19:26Speaker 1: So you just assume it's me what one of them?
- 19:29Speaker 1: Guy got colma or something? What? What? What you know? What?
- 19:33Speaker 1: You know? Who? I think? What? Did you know? Who
- 19:34Speaker 1: I think the weed belonged to? Oh? Oh, I think
- 19:38Speaker 1: I think the weed belong And if you time from
- 19:41Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Show. What, man, damn, you just got
- 19:51Speaker 1: a freak. Oh my god, you just got a preak
- 19:56Speaker 1: to put in this name. His name is brother ro Lars,
- 20:01Speaker 1: Lars Lars, Oh my Larry called Larry Larry Larry in
- 20:15Speaker 1: trouble with men. Man, I got one more thing. I
- 20:24Speaker 1: got one more thing to ask you, man, what is
- 20:26Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
- 20:29Speaker 1: the land, Man, Steve Harvey Morning? So man going on risk,
- 20:39Speaker 1: man going on the chill out the rest of the day.
- 20:41Speaker 1: I tried, Man, I know I'm gonna smoke, no weed.
- 20:49Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Tommy. Coming up next to is
- 20:52Speaker 1: asked the Clo you're listening morning show time for Clo.
- 20:58Speaker 1: The chief Love Officers, Steve Harvey, the Cloe as a nephew,
- 21:01Speaker 1: calls him, you're ready, sir? All right? Lakisha and Hampton,
- 21:06Speaker 1: Virginia says, I'm in my late twenties and my best
- 21:09Speaker 1: friend and I bought a home together. Her boyfriend moved
- 21:12Speaker 1: to our city a month ago and he's been staying
- 21:15Speaker 1: with us. She said it would only be for a week,
- 21:18Speaker 1: but he's still here. He's chipped in financially and that's
- 21:22Speaker 1: all fine and good, but I don't want his money
- 21:24Speaker 1: and I don't want him to get comfortable here. I
- 21:27Speaker 1: told my best friend he's got to go, and she
- 21:30Speaker 1: said it's her home too, and it's okay for him
- 21:33Speaker 1: to stay another month if he needs to. How can
- 21:36Speaker 1: I get him to leave asap? Please advise? Well, I
- 21:40Speaker 1: don't think you can because you all own the home equally.
- 21:46Speaker 1: You have no agreement that you can't have guests, overnight guests.
- 21:50Speaker 1: You have nothing in place that says how long you
- 21:52Speaker 1: should have guests, So I don't see how you can
- 21:56Speaker 1: make him leave on anohing note r house with their
- 22:02Speaker 1: best friends. Yeah, this is why you don't do things
- 22:07Speaker 1: like this. Man, this is probably the biggest purchase of
- 22:11Speaker 1: your life and you knew it. Not with your fiance,
- 22:14Speaker 1: not with your husband, but with your best friend and
- 22:17Speaker 1: all y'all want to have all the lives. Yeah, yeah,
- 22:21Speaker 1: so I mean you, I don't know how you can
- 22:24Speaker 1: get him leave. And her best friend Celo is correct.
- 22:27Speaker 1: It's her house too, right, that's the deal. So right,
- 22:32Speaker 1: it's my house and I So you're not going to
- 22:36Speaker 1: be able to get him to leave until they're ready
- 22:39Speaker 1: for him to go, and he might stay forever, all right. Uh,
- 22:44Speaker 1: Felicia walking around Nicke though I'm just walking around Nicket.
- 22:49Speaker 1: It helps, Felicia and Charlotte says. My husband and I
- 22:53Speaker 1: have been married for eight years, and he recently got
- 22:55Speaker 1: an suv with cameras in the headrests for our four
- 22:59Speaker 1: and six year old to watch movies when they take
- 23:02Speaker 1: road trips. Yesterday, he drove me to get coffee, and
- 23:05Speaker 1: as soon as he cranked up and plugged in his phone,
- 23:08Speaker 1: I heard sex sounds coming from the TVs. God. Yes,
- 23:13Speaker 1: he started fumbling to turn it off and he turned
- 23:16Speaker 1: bright red. He said, it must be a glitch in
- 23:18Speaker 1: the entertainment system. I think he had a woman back
- 23:22Speaker 1: there watching porn. Am I jumping to conclusions? God, he
- 23:29Speaker 1: swaited a minute. But you said it was connected to
- 23:31Speaker 1: his phone. Yeah, he plugged it. Yeah, as soon as
- 23:34Speaker 1: he cranked up the car and plugged in his phone,
- 23:37Speaker 1: she heard the sounds. Well, I mean that's a bluetooth.
- 23:41Speaker 1: I think. I don't know if it has anything to
- 23:44Speaker 1: do with him having a woman back there watching porn.
- 23:49Speaker 1: I'm thinking he's got porn on his phone and the
- 23:53Speaker 1: bluetooth picked it up and ran it through the system.
- 23:58Speaker 1: I mean, you know, because unless you have that stuff
- 24:00Speaker 1: downloaded in your car somewhere, I don't see how that
- 24:04Speaker 1: can be. It's the bluetooth is what comes into play
- 24:07Speaker 1: to me. I mean, this is terrible because what if
- 24:13Speaker 1: the kids were with them? You know what I'm saying.
- 24:15Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I know that, but I mean the
- 24:19Speaker 1: cold thing is supposed this was a video on it,
- 24:23Speaker 1: right exactly. See, I don't know, I don't she's a
- 24:27Speaker 1: little slow. Let's talking about what was he sitting in
- 24:29Speaker 1: the back seat watching porn with another one? With another one?
- 24:32Speaker 1: What are you talking about Yeah, yeah, he could be
- 24:35Speaker 1: there back there watching it by himself, or I mean,
- 24:39Speaker 1: I didn't have to be shut but to get on
- 24:41Speaker 1: the headsets, to get on the headsets in the car
- 24:44Speaker 1: has to come from somewhere. Yeah, yeah, So if he
- 24:48Speaker 1: was fumbling with his phone, it was the bluetooth phone.
- 24:51Speaker 1: This phone, all right, So there you have it. Man,
- 24:56Speaker 1: what's my name? What's my name? And a Asia and
- 25:00Speaker 1: Seattle says we're moving on. I'm a thirty year old
- 25:04Speaker 1: married woman, and I love my husband, but I fantasize
- 25:07Speaker 1: about his handsome brother. He's forty, with a six pack,
- 25:11Speaker 1: carved out back in muscular thighs, and when my husband
- 25:14Speaker 1: and I are intimate, I'm imagining myself and his brother's
- 25:18Speaker 1: big old chocolate arms. I've even mumbled his brother's name
- 25:22Speaker 1: under my breath once during sex. I watch his workout
- 25:26Speaker 1: videos online and I get all tingly. This all started
- 25:30Speaker 1: a few weeks ago. Do you think it's just a
- 25:32Speaker 1: phase or should I seek counseling? Please help me? What
- 25:35Speaker 1: do you want us to do? Is it just a
- 25:37Speaker 1: phase or do I need counseling? You need to quit?
- 25:40Speaker 1: Won't your brother's your husband's brother? Lusty you know, hell,
- 25:45Speaker 1: stop watching his damn videos. Yea, and yourself up. Quit
- 25:49Speaker 1: calling his damn name. You know that ain't your husband.
- 25:53Speaker 1: How about that? What do you want? Yeah, yeah, this
- 25:58Speaker 1: is something you can ConTroll for sure. You're right, all right, Paula.
- 26:04Speaker 1: And then we're moving on. Paula and Boston says, I'm
- 26:08Speaker 1: seventy one, and I'm I am back on the dating scene.
- 26:12Speaker 1: I've been a widow for twenty five years. And okay,
- 26:17Speaker 1: she's seventy one. Her name is Paula. She's out of Boston,
- 26:20Speaker 1: seventy one. She's back on the dating scene. She's been
- 26:22Speaker 1: a widow for twenty five years, and she was casually
- 26:26Speaker 1: dating a younger man for the past two years. She said,
- 26:29Speaker 1: we had sex a few times and he stopped calling
- 26:31Speaker 1: me all. I'm attracted to our younger men between the
- 26:34Speaker 1: ages of fifty and sixty, and getting one is not
- 26:37Speaker 1: a problem. I don't want to be just a fleeing
- 26:39Speaker 1: for these men. How can I prevent that from happening.
- 26:43Speaker 1: That's a younger man. Why don't you stop being a flame?
- 26:49Speaker 1: You're fleeing because you allow it. You allow yourself to
- 26:53Speaker 1: get flown, your body, or your relations or whatever you
- 26:58Speaker 1: want to call him at seventy one comes with a price.
- 27:01Speaker 1: What is this? You have every right you're too old
- 27:04Speaker 1: for this. You're talking about how you he've been screwing
- 27:07Speaker 1: to do for two years and then he stopped calling you.
- 27:11Speaker 1: What you think was gonna happen, y'all, wasn't in a relationship?
- 27:16Speaker 1: Wouldn't nobody defined anything. I don't care how old you get.
- 27:19Speaker 1: If you can't define the relationship you win, you probably
- 27:22Speaker 1: ain't in one. She said met about fifteen years left.
- 27:28Speaker 1: You gotta least have some fun. That was profound. Say
- 27:31Speaker 1: that again, because what the seal I said, come one up.
- 27:46Speaker 1: All I said was if you can't define the relationship
- 27:49Speaker 1: you win, it's probably because you ain't in one. There
- 27:52Speaker 1: you go, all right coming out. And what I said
- 27:55Speaker 1: is if you said me, you ain't got a fifteen
- 27:57Speaker 1: year left gonna get it in? Well, you're listening show
- 28:05Speaker 1: all right? Jay? It is here. Yes, he wrote another book.
- 28:08Speaker 1: You said it was a twenty eighth one, Steve. Probably
- 28:14Speaker 1: this book was really home hitting and everybody can relate
- 28:18Speaker 1: to this. The name of this book is called if
- 28:20Speaker 1: You're the only one in the house working, damn it.
- 28:24Speaker 1: These are the rules. That's the name of them. Okay,
- 28:27Speaker 1: if you don't, If you're the only one in the
- 28:30Speaker 1: house working, you can change the channel. Don't matter what
- 28:36Speaker 1: nobody else is watching. If they say I'm watching that,
- 28:40Speaker 1: you can say I'm paying for that, so you can
- 28:43Speaker 1: change the damn yeah, the great feeling. I'm the only
- 28:47Speaker 1: one in the house working my new book. Chapter this
- 28:50Speaker 1: is chapter thirteen. You only only you. Since you're working,
- 28:54Speaker 1: only you get to use the good towers. You don't
- 28:57Speaker 1: have a job. You use them rough ass sounds to
- 29:01Speaker 1: value behind them with. Okay, yeah, I'm the only one
- 29:05Speaker 1: the war with the holes in it. But those are
- 29:07Speaker 1: the ones the boys we keep under the sink. Yes,
- 29:15Speaker 1: that's where your towels. Mine of fluff is saw and
- 29:18Speaker 1: negged to lie saw and tie the bowl and two
- 29:24Speaker 1: extra rolls and to love it. Your love it, love it.
- 29:27Speaker 1: You're the only one working in the house, you said
- 29:31Speaker 1: the curfew as to when people can come in. I
- 29:34Speaker 1: may or may not give you a key, Okay, I
- 29:38Speaker 1: may or may not. Damn, you have a clock. All
- 29:42Speaker 1: these jos is locked. That's when I'm Steve read. I'm
- 29:46Speaker 1: not getting up. Yeah, I'm not asking. No doughbells. Thank you,
- 29:51Speaker 1: d Joe lock at twelve. Matter of fact, sooner than
- 29:54Speaker 1: news go off, I'm going to lock up. I'm going
- 29:57Speaker 1: to bed. Thank you. Here's another chapter. This is a
- 30:00Speaker 1: lung chapter. If you have if I allow you to
- 30:03Speaker 1: have a pet, I don't need to see him. I
- 30:06Speaker 1: don't need to hear him, and I don't need to
- 30:08Speaker 1: smell him. Okay, I don't. I need to know that
- 30:11Speaker 1: that pet is not in the damn house. Well, your
- 30:14Speaker 1: ass is down to fish. Thank you coming there with
- 30:18Speaker 1: no damn bunnie rabbits. Thank you. Can't you dogs stay jabo, sir,
- 30:26Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be watching nothing run around on the wheel.
- 30:29Speaker 1: You can have a fish, and his ass got to
- 30:31Speaker 1: be in the corner if I feel like you should
- 30:34Speaker 1: have a fish. All right, this is very important that
- 30:36Speaker 1: you spoke on Steve. I will have my own and
- 30:41Speaker 1: I'm gonna count the little sections my very own role
- 30:45Speaker 1: of toilet paper that will not be touched. Okay, damn it,
- 30:49Speaker 1: my role, my damn it. That's my role that's going
- 30:56Speaker 1: from bad room into the bathroom and back with me.
- 31:00Speaker 1: Thank you. If I leave it, don't touch you? Yeah
- 31:05Speaker 1: what what I'm kind to squats. What them ragged ass
- 31:09Speaker 1: tiles is fault? Use them, ranch them out and drying
- 31:14Speaker 1: out and hang them up. Yeah ranch. So Jay, this
- 31:19Speaker 1: isn't all in your new book. I'm the only one
- 31:23Speaker 1: working in this house. These are the rooms. Damn it.
- 31:25Speaker 1: Number one hits another chapter or this chapter sixteen. If
- 31:29Speaker 1: I allow you to have a side hustle in that house,
- 31:32Speaker 1: meaning you're doing half, you're doing hell you pay me
- 31:36Speaker 1: sitting on a personal trainer, I get a cut. And
- 31:42Speaker 1: expecially if you're selling weed se fitted fit half for
- 31:52Speaker 1: that fun. Yeah han hey jay ha, yeah, yeah, I
- 31:58Speaker 1: like chapter number all thirty two. Oh which one I
- 32:02Speaker 1: like that? Yeah? Good name of this chapter is cause
- 32:04Speaker 1: I said so up like your parents? Because I said
- 32:10Speaker 1: so anybody asked a question in this damn house, right
- 32:16Speaker 1: referred to chapter thirty two. Damn it cause I said
- 32:21Speaker 1: said so, that's it. It's another another chapter. Chapter chapter
- 32:29Speaker 1: forty good book chapters in the book. Oh oh, this
- 32:34Speaker 1: is a big book about about one hundred and eighteen forty.
- 32:38Speaker 1: It says if I go to bed early, I go
- 32:43Speaker 1: to bed early. Everybody goes to bed early, okay, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no,
- 32:51Speaker 1: we all go to bed at this I don't have
- 32:54Speaker 1: to be in the bed hearing you up. Look what
- 32:56Speaker 1: you up for? What you up for? The night? Person?
- 33:02Speaker 1: You ain't got to go to what I go to bed?
- 33:04Speaker 1: You go to bed? Okay, going there? Won't to but
- 33:08Speaker 1: the TVs go off? Yes, no, no, I'm gonna let
- 33:14Speaker 1: you do your last one. But man, I want to
- 33:16Speaker 1: thank you for chapter sixty four. What you got. Let
- 33:19Speaker 1: me say sixty po When I'm sitting on the tarlet,
- 33:24Speaker 1: I like the dough open, do not pull it shut.
- 33:29Speaker 1: You're shitting me, right, you're kidding me, right, Chapter sixty four.
- 33:34Speaker 1: I'm sitting on the tarlet shut. I like that. Don't open.
- 33:38Speaker 1: I need to You're nothing in my house. Walk past
- 33:41Speaker 1: and pull it shut. I'm shutting my house. No, you're
- 33:45Speaker 1: not shut nothing. I'm shutting the dough. If you ain't
- 33:49Speaker 1: there using the bathroom you ask chapter No, you won't. No,
- 33:55Speaker 1: you won't. Yeah, you won't be there. Yeah you're not.
- 34:00Speaker 1: You gotta bes closing no dose, Yeah, yeah, this is
- 34:03Speaker 1: you don't pay when I wake up in the morning
- 34:07Speaker 1: to go to work. Yeah. I can make as much
- 34:10Speaker 1: damn noise as I want to make. Don't say, don't
- 34:15Speaker 1: be shitting me. I'm trying to get not What you
- 34:22Speaker 1: need to do is get some work. Now, that's what
- 34:24Speaker 1: you need to do. But you can't get out this
- 34:26Speaker 1: house because you ain't got nowhere else to go. Mister Tom,
- 34:30Speaker 1: Now when you wake up, no I don't know, get
- 34:34Speaker 1: Jay's new book if you're the only one working in
- 34:36Speaker 1: the house. Thank you, with ninety chapters in all right,
- 34:43Speaker 1: Coming up next more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
- 34:51Speaker 1: he's here. Please introduce Jay Anthony Brown to the Brown
- 34:56Speaker 1: Come on, Jay and keeping with the vein of east
- 34:59Speaker 1: one do an Easter song because it's the day we
- 35:02Speaker 1: go crazy with what we have to win Nimes, it
- 35:09Speaker 1: draws and it's wait till they see me in this
- 35:13Speaker 1: shoes out at the bottom headed the time of your soup?
- 35:17Speaker 1: Got you front the soup? You ready you gonna kill me?
- 35:22Speaker 1: It's it's a Sunday. I can't believe those foul suits.
- 35:26Speaker 1: I see that colors. He y'all yellow ride and can't
- 35:34Speaker 1: green guy Old, that's one jacket way too long. You
- 35:48Speaker 1: know your wrong? Where that plan come from? You got
- 35:54Speaker 1: on art and some your suit is blood one last,
- 36:05Speaker 1: you must be blooding watch man. I didn't know see
- 36:10Speaker 1: head of soul which signs to rizo wha has that
- 36:19Speaker 1: way at uleaesiness. You must be blooding watch man. I
- 36:27Speaker 1: didn't know see low head of soul. When you listen, damn,
- 36:34Speaker 1: listen the truth rosterday, that ugly easter suit, and you
- 36:46Speaker 1: know that any mere laid it out the night before,
- 36:51Speaker 1: have a killer just gonna hurt him on it. I
- 36:56Speaker 1: remember one year, man, I got me a white soup.
- 36:59Speaker 1: My mama told me, boy, I don't want you get
- 37:03Speaker 1: no white suit. I had paper out. I'll give me.
- 37:06Speaker 1: I'm getting the white white suit. I only had one
- 37:09Speaker 1: pair of shoe they were black, so I wanted a
- 37:11Speaker 1: black shirt. Couldn't find a black shirt. Bought a white
- 37:15Speaker 1: shirt at a box of rick. Die died it. I
- 37:19Speaker 1: died his shirt in church, got hot to die, bleeding
- 37:25Speaker 1: out the shirt into the suit. Your mother told you,
- 37:31Speaker 1: I'm sint have been here man, with this cheap as
- 37:33Speaker 1: shirt sweating. It's leaking to die, is leaking on to
- 37:39Speaker 1: the suit. Myn I was so hurt. Now my suit
- 37:43Speaker 1: got these great blotches on it. Oh man, Okay, we'll
- 37:47Speaker 1: be back. You're listening, all right. Everybody knows that Easter
- 37:54Speaker 1: is on Sunday, which means it's time for the kids
- 37:57Speaker 1: to give their Easter speeches. Examples. Yeah, for when Easter
- 38:02Speaker 1: speeches go badly. Okay, today we'll have speeches by little Jay,
- 38:08Speaker 1: little Junior, Little Tommy over there, and look at him
- 38:12Speaker 1: over there, high little stev All right, this first speech
- 38:16Speaker 1: will be by little Jay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Easter
- 38:22Speaker 1: is more than just bunnies. Okay, Easter is more than
- 38:26Speaker 1: just bunnies and candy. Oh I got booboo. Okay, that
- 38:35Speaker 1: didn't go well. Okay, Now it's time for little Junior.
- 38:39Speaker 1: Little Junior, he is die here. He has risen just
- 38:48Speaker 1: as he said. Hey bye, Hey Daddy, Bobby. There's my
- 38:54Speaker 1: other brothers of that day, Toby, not to tell you about. Hey, y'all,
- 39:01Speaker 1: I'm like going on beside the fact that he has
- 39:03Speaker 1: asthma um. Okay, we need to have a speech by
- 39:08Speaker 1: little Tommy. Now, come on up, Little Tommy. Here, Competer
- 39:17Speaker 1: cottontail hopping down the bunny trail. Hey there, got mister Jackson.
- 39:25Speaker 1: Mister Johnson come over the house every day after Daddy
- 39:29Speaker 1: go to work. Hey, mister Jackson, mister Jackson. Wait, okay,
- 39:38Speaker 1: every everyone calmed down us. Now it's time for little Steve.
- 39:42Speaker 1: Come on up, little Steve Jee. There are many years
- 39:50Speaker 1: ago on the quotes he dad, Yes, hey, Daddy, that's
- 39:56Speaker 1: your boss, the one you call the big fast, stupid bassar.
- 40:03Speaker 1: All right, o um, okay, quite everyone, let's get back
- 40:08Speaker 1: to little Jay. Come on, come on, Little Jay, your turn. Okay, okay, okay.
- 40:16Speaker 1: He died, but on the he died. He died, but
- 40:21Speaker 1: he died, but on the seventh day he rolled. Hey,
- 40:25Speaker 1: that's the guy to give that in a little packs
- 40:27Speaker 1: of sugar. Alright, day to put in his pocket. Okay.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Uh moving back to yea, hey, okay, moving to hill,
- 40:44Speaker 1: moving right along with our Easter program. It's time once
- 40:47Speaker 1: again for little Junior. Little Junior, he gave his life
- 40:55Speaker 1: for us that we could be. Hey, that's the day
- 41:00Speaker 1: that comes out of the building that has dance us
- 41:02Speaker 1: all that and Daddy always give whole buddy and says
- 41:07Speaker 1: this is funny. Baby. Hey, um, little Tommy, little little Tommy,
- 41:18Speaker 1: you have your speech ready down you're three call ears
- 41:26Speaker 1: ween clean nos, tiny tail, Hey, mommy and Dad, that's
- 41:33Speaker 1: the lady that's got a little boy that looks just
- 41:35Speaker 1: like men. Daddy. Now now now he will ended right
- 41:44Speaker 1: here with little Stevie. Okay, yeah, we show we in
- 41:49Speaker 1: going ending with this one because Easter is a day
- 41:51Speaker 1: for dressing up. They Dad, they're gonna demand to give
- 41:56Speaker 1: me five dollars to stay down stad to play video games. Hey,
- 42:00Speaker 1: misda car him, thanks for the money. They run out
- 42:07Speaker 1: here for another fad Nick Faddy. Okay, Daddy, you don't
- 42:12Speaker 1: know him. Let's let's call him and daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
- 42:20Speaker 1: why are you choking? Mitda car? Happy Easter. That concludes
- 42:26Speaker 1: our Easter program for today, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you everyone.
- 42:29Speaker 1: Come on boys, my mama fainy All right up next guys,
- 42:39Speaker 1: Tommy sprank phone call right after this you're listening show
- 42:48Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. Write about
- 42:51Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Subject
- 42:54Speaker 1: her hood rat mentality is bad for business the subject.
- 42:59Speaker 1: But right now, nephew in the building with today's frank
- 43:02Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? Nap? How much
- 43:05Speaker 1: money do we have any account past watching now? Okay?
- 43:12Speaker 1: It came in three sentis I broke it up. Now,
- 43:14Speaker 1: how much money do we have any account? Pastor? Pastor right, pastor,
- 43:20Speaker 1: how much money do we have in the account? Let's
- 43:23Speaker 1: go Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Pastor Hayes to
- 43:29Speaker 1: see Pastor Hayes, how are you doing this? Is? This
- 43:31Speaker 1: is brother lin Lenna Thompson. How are you doing it?
- 43:34Speaker 1: I'm good brother, and how can I help you today?
- 43:37Speaker 1: Past I'm actually one of your members at the church,
- 43:41Speaker 1: and I want to just commend you that you're doing
- 43:42Speaker 1: a good job the way you are displaying safety. Let
- 43:47Speaker 1: me say that first and foremost. Okay, cool, thank you.
- 43:50Speaker 1: You know, we just want everybody to be safe and healthy.
- 43:53Speaker 1: And your name again, Brother Lenna Thompson. Okay, And and
- 43:57Speaker 1: other times I'm trying about to be in the middle
- 44:00Speaker 1: of then, and how can I help your brother? Well,
- 44:02Speaker 1: here's what I wanted to ask you, man, uh pals,
- 44:05Speaker 1: I want to ask you this. I know, you know
- 44:07Speaker 1: a lot of people are going through different things, and
- 44:09Speaker 1: and people are, you know, trying to make sure they
- 44:12Speaker 1: keep food and stuff in the house because you know,
- 44:14Speaker 1: time like this, you know you kind of want to
- 44:16Speaker 1: stay put, and but you want to make sure you
- 44:18Speaker 1: got enough food and water and things like that. So
- 44:21Speaker 1: but but but what I wanted my reason for calling
- 44:23Speaker 1: you is I wanted to ask you how how much
- 44:26Speaker 1: money do we have in the account? Come again, the
- 44:31Speaker 1: church account? How much money do we have in there? Brother? Brother?
- 44:35Speaker 1: What what do you say? Your name was? Again? Brother?
- 44:38Speaker 1: My name is Brother Lennah Thompson. Okay, Brother Thompson. How
- 44:41Speaker 1: did you get my personal self one number to be
- 44:44Speaker 1: calling me at home the time of day? Well? I
- 44:46Speaker 1: got this number from one of the brothers at the church.
- 44:48Speaker 1: What what? Brother? The church they know not to give
- 44:51Speaker 1: my personal number out to to people I don't know you. Well,
- 44:55Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a but I'm a but I'm a member.
- 44:57Speaker 1: Though I'm a member, How are you remember? Because I've
- 45:00Speaker 1: been passing this church for ten years and your name
- 45:03Speaker 1: ain't familiar to me? How long? How long have you been?
- 45:05Speaker 1: Remember my church? I've been a member of probably going
- 45:09Speaker 1: on going on three years now, but I ain't I
- 45:12Speaker 1: ain't been since, you know, since that day I joined.
- 45:15Speaker 1: I you know, I you know, I kind of got
- 45:17Speaker 1: called out there, you know how I go? But wait,
- 45:20Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait? So you you've been
- 45:22Speaker 1: remember my church? Two or three years, you ain't been
- 45:24Speaker 1: to the church, and two to three years are you
- 45:26Speaker 1: calling me to ask me about finances of my church. Well,
- 45:30Speaker 1: I'm understand what you're looking for. Well, I am a member,
- 45:33Speaker 1: so I mean I do how to Don't I have
- 45:35Speaker 1: the right to know what we got in there? What
- 45:37Speaker 1: we got in the account? Actually you don't. You don't
- 45:39Speaker 1: have to write to that question. If you don't actively
- 45:42Speaker 1: come to the church. You can't come to the church,
- 45:44Speaker 1: sign up the church, and then call me three years
- 45:47Speaker 1: later asking me what we got going on at church.
- 45:50Speaker 1: So I need to understand what is your purpose? What
- 45:53Speaker 1: do you Well, like I say, everybody going through hard times,
- 45:56Speaker 1: I'm trying to see what we got in there, because
- 45:59Speaker 1: you know, I need to pick up a few things
- 46:01Speaker 1: from the stove. I don't have the money, right na,
- 46:03Speaker 1: But shouldn't I be able to lean it on my church?
- 46:06Speaker 1: Though you We've done a lot of stuff in the community.
- 46:10Speaker 1: We've been seeing the elderly, we got a food bank.
- 46:12Speaker 1: We've been cashed after people some money that when we can.
- 46:15Speaker 1: But you ain't been at this church and three years
- 46:18Speaker 1: you can't call me after three years and think I'm
- 46:20Speaker 1: about to give you some money for something I don't
- 46:22Speaker 1: even know if you're a real member. I am a
- 46:24Speaker 1: real man. I'm a real member. So hold on, hold on,
- 46:27Speaker 1: hold on, hold hold on past hold on, no, no,
- 46:30Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, no, no, no, boy, Look here,
- 46:33Speaker 1: I'm trying to sit down here dinner with my family.
- 46:36Speaker 1: You sitting here on my last Never look here, brother Thompson.
- 46:39Speaker 1: I don't know you. I ain't never heard of you.
- 46:42Speaker 1: You am not about to call here and trying to
- 46:44Speaker 1: get some money out of me. You ain't even member
- 46:46Speaker 1: other church. You can't. I am a member of the
- 46:49Speaker 1: church because you come to the church one time, you
- 46:52Speaker 1: ain't been back in three years, and you come to
- 46:54Speaker 1: meet for some money. I am a member, and your mama,
- 46:57Speaker 1: you are not a member of this church, sir, I
- 47:00Speaker 1: am a member of the church. Look, look, look, let
- 47:03Speaker 1: me tell you something. I know. This ain't no. No,
- 47:06Speaker 1: let me tell you where. You can't join my church
- 47:09Speaker 1: two or three years ago and called me three years later,
- 47:12Speaker 1: get my number from somebody and ask me for money
- 47:14Speaker 1: because you're gonna through hard times. Now. If you was
- 47:16Speaker 1: a true member of the church, you'll understand how we
- 47:19Speaker 1: work and how we give money to people that are struggling.
- 47:22Speaker 1: I just delivered forty meals today to our elderly. Huh.
- 47:26Speaker 1: Last week we cash out people money to go kick
- 47:29Speaker 1: up rosy. What do you need? Do you need my cash? Aff? Then?
- 47:33Speaker 1: Do you need my boy? Why are you gonna make me?
- 47:36Speaker 1: Because you ain't even tithing? So how are you not tiring?
- 47:40Speaker 1: And think? You told you I have felt on bad times?
- 47:43Speaker 1: Didn't I say I fell on bad times? You feel
- 47:45Speaker 1: on bad times for three years? Hey? Hey, you know
- 47:49Speaker 1: it takes longer for some people. Okay, why are you?
- 47:51Speaker 1: Why are you judging me in opposed to trying to
- 47:54Speaker 1: figure out how to cash apt me so I can
- 47:56Speaker 1: get on a number of my church. I don't know
- 47:58Speaker 1: if you some scam or just trying to get money
- 48:01Speaker 1: from the church. Sir. I have never met you. I
- 48:03Speaker 1: don't know you. A matter of fact, I'm about to
- 48:05Speaker 1: call up the deacons to see who you are and
- 48:08Speaker 1: why they would give my number to some points to
- 48:10Speaker 1: call me and ask me for some money. Hey, let
- 48:12Speaker 1: me say this to you. If you don't cash at me,
- 48:15Speaker 1: then I'm feeling that all the members that I know you,
- 48:17Speaker 1: I know our church ain't no mega church. You know
- 48:19Speaker 1: we got three four hundred members already know so, but
- 48:23Speaker 1: but I would let every member know that you're not
- 48:26Speaker 1: cash happing me to help me in a time of need.
- 48:28Speaker 1: I will do that. Rob Thompson, you can let them know.
- 48:31Speaker 1: You can Facebook and Instagram and you can put it
- 48:34Speaker 1: on that TikTok and cag me in it. I ain't
- 48:36Speaker 1: giving you a dime. I don't know you. I ain't
- 48:39Speaker 1: never heard of you. Matter of fact, you need to
- 48:41Speaker 1: get off my phone. I got dinner with my wife
- 48:43Speaker 1: out to go on, man, and I ain't got time
- 48:45Speaker 1: to be going back forward with you. I need to
- 48:47Speaker 1: know who gave you my number. I can call them
- 48:51Speaker 1: up and tell them, don't be giving my number. Some
- 48:53Speaker 1: stranger who ain't been our church in two to three years.
- 48:56Speaker 1: Ain't gonna ask me for some money, some cash out
- 48:59Speaker 1: or if you get off this fall, who gave you? Okay,
- 49:02Speaker 1: so let me ask you something. So so you know Deacon, uh,
- 49:05Speaker 1: Marvin Diller, don't know dickon Martha. Yeah, what about him?
- 49:08Speaker 1: Do you know he listened to the radio every morning. Yeah,
- 49:11Speaker 1: he's listening to the Steve Harvey Martin show. Pasta haze.
- 49:15Speaker 1: You just got prank by your boy, deacon, mom boy,
- 49:20Speaker 1: I see and that's why get kicked off the board. Boy,
- 49:26Speaker 1: you got me y in my yard. Yeah. My neighbors
- 49:30Speaker 1: looking at me like I'm crazy. They know I'm on
- 49:32Speaker 1: the block. You almost made me because you can't be
- 49:35Speaker 1: doing that during this time, man, past you all right, man, Man,
- 49:39Speaker 1: I'm good man, I'm good, baby, baby, everything good. My
- 49:42Speaker 1: wife man came out here, boy, and you don't want
- 49:45Speaker 1: her to set it off. You don't want the first
- 49:49Speaker 1: lady to go out, okay, man, But now we take
- 49:53Speaker 1: care of our church man. We feed them, sending the money, man,
- 49:56Speaker 1: delivering mills. Man, make sure everybody good during the time.
- 49:59Speaker 1: That's good man. Hey man, Before we get off, you
- 50:01Speaker 1: gotta let me know what is the baddest and I
- 50:03Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man, It's
- 50:07Speaker 1: the Steve Walby Morning Show. What day, isn't it? Nephew,
- 50:10Speaker 1: Tommy and then you have it, ladies and jail. I'm
- 50:15Speaker 1: going Tommy and right, So you just don't prank the
- 50:20Speaker 1: pass on. We can't resurrect. But you know what, the
- 50:24Speaker 1: time for that. I wanted to hear Timmy how long
- 50:27Speaker 1: before he cussed, because he was right there. He was right.
- 50:30Speaker 1: You know what, Jay and I pull it back. I
- 50:32Speaker 1: got to the land and I said, I'm not gonna
- 50:34Speaker 1: I pull it back. You know, you know you don't
- 50:37Speaker 1: want to run him on Good Friday cussing. You know
- 50:40Speaker 1: I didn't want him. All right, guys, Thank you, thank you.
- 50:45Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letter, subject her hood rat mentality
- 50:49Speaker 1: is bad for business. We'll get into it right after this.
- 50:53Speaker 1: You're listening show all right, guys, Time now for today's
- 50:59Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
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- 51:22Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter.
- 51:25Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject her hood rat mentality is bad
- 51:29Speaker 1: for business. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a married man, but
- 51:33Speaker 1: I have not been happily married in a while. I
- 51:36Speaker 1: have no mention, no intention of leaving my wife, and
- 51:39Speaker 1: I'm not a cheater. I own a small bar downtown
- 51:42Speaker 1: and my best employee is also my worst employee. She's
- 51:47Speaker 1: been with me for so long that I've overlooked her
- 51:50Speaker 1: raunchy behavior for years. She is a hood rat, and
- 51:53Speaker 1: I knew that when I hired her as a bartender.
- 51:56Speaker 1: This was supposed to be a part time job, but
- 51:59Speaker 1: now it's the only job she has because she is
- 52:02Speaker 1: loud and unprofessional. She is fifty three years old, but
- 52:05Speaker 1: she has a body like Cardi b and she's gorgeous.
- 52:10Speaker 1: She wears her stomach out with short shorts and heels,
- 52:13Speaker 1: so my male customers love her. Recently, I had to
- 52:17Speaker 1: temporarily lay her off because of a pandemic. I offered
- 52:21Speaker 1: to give her a thousand dollars to help her out
- 52:23Speaker 1: while she was not working. She asked me what she
- 52:27Speaker 1: had to do for the extra money. I was confused
- 52:30Speaker 1: at first, and then I figured it out. She told
- 52:33Speaker 1: me that nothing is free, and she has been working
- 52:35Speaker 1: her side hustle for a while right out of my bar.
- 52:40Speaker 1: Several of my married customers give her money and gifts
- 52:42Speaker 1: in exchange for a good time. She told me that
- 52:45Speaker 1: she knows I'm not happy at home and I haven't
- 52:48Speaker 1: had sex in a while, so she could help me out.
- 52:52Speaker 1: I wanted to lay her across that bar right then
- 52:55Speaker 1: and there and do her. But I have my dignity
- 52:58Speaker 1: and a woman like that is nothing but trouble. I
- 53:01Speaker 1: told her she can't be tricking out of my bar,
- 53:03Speaker 1: and she told me whatever she does in her spare
- 53:05Speaker 1: time is her business. She's valuable for my business. But
- 53:10Speaker 1: she can't keep tricking with my customers. Should I talk
- 53:13Speaker 1: to the guys or fire her? Okay, you're a business
- 53:18Speaker 1: owner and she's good for business, So what's the problem.
- 53:22Speaker 1: I mean, I really don't think it's so much that
- 53:24Speaker 1: she's from the hood that you have a problem with
- 53:27Speaker 1: an issue with, because, like you said, you knew that
- 53:30Speaker 1: when you hired her. You also said she's valuable for
- 53:34Speaker 1: your business. I think, in spite of what you say,
- 53:39Speaker 1: there's something going on or that you think about when
- 53:44Speaker 1: it comes to her. I think you're attracted to her,
- 53:46Speaker 1: and I think you really want her there your words,
- 53:50Speaker 1: she's gorgeous with a body like Cardie b with her
- 53:54Speaker 1: stomach out, her short shorts and her heels, and your
- 53:57Speaker 1: male customers love her. That's business for you. You know,
- 54:02Speaker 1: they're in there, they come to see her. They they're
- 54:04Speaker 1: spending money. You know, they spend money when they come,
- 54:07Speaker 1: so that helps your business. So when you laid her
- 54:11Speaker 1: off and she offered to pay you back for your
- 54:13Speaker 1: generous one thousand dollars, you said you wanted to take her.
- 54:17Speaker 1: You wanted to take her up on it and throw
- 54:20Speaker 1: her across do her right there on the bar. But
- 54:23Speaker 1: you're smart and you didn't. You have dignity. You didn't
- 54:25Speaker 1: do it, you said, because a woman like that is
- 54:28Speaker 1: nothing but trouble. And I do commend you for that,
- 54:32Speaker 1: because even though you said you're unhappy at home, you
- 54:35Speaker 1: let us know that. In the beginning of the letter,
- 54:37Speaker 1: you said you would never cheat on your wife. So
- 54:41Speaker 1: you didn't take your bartender up on her offer. Like
- 54:45Speaker 1: I said, you didn't take the bait. I do like
- 54:47Speaker 1: that about you now. As far as her seeing mail customers,
- 54:52Speaker 1: you didn't even know that. That's how good she is.
- 54:55Speaker 1: You didn't even know that, okay, but you know it now.
- 54:59Speaker 1: I I don't know how you're gonna get her to
- 55:01Speaker 1: stop doing that, because what she does in her home
- 55:05Speaker 1: is her business. I just say watch her, and you know,
- 55:08Speaker 1: make sure it doesn't get out of hand and get crazy,
- 55:11Speaker 1: because you definitely don't want to lose your business. If
- 55:13Speaker 1: it does, should you fire her? Why would you fire
- 55:17Speaker 1: someone that's good for business? I mean, you know you're
- 55:22Speaker 1: the business owner and it's about business, So why would
- 55:25Speaker 1: you do that. Should you talk to the guys? I
- 55:28Speaker 1: don't know what that's gonna do. They're gonna leave probably
- 55:30Speaker 1: if you talk to them, so you do have a
- 55:33Speaker 1: dilemma on your hands. But firing her and talking to
- 55:35Speaker 1: him talking to guys, I don't think that's the way, Steve.
- 55:40Speaker 1: I am completely stunned at your answer. That's this is
- 55:48Speaker 1: something's going on with you, Shirley. This is not the
- 55:52Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry I've known for twenty years. I don't know
- 55:56Speaker 1: where this damn answer came from. Who hell you with
- 56:00Speaker 1: your straw letter? But this don't sound like low down
- 56:04Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry talking right here. I don't know who got
- 56:07Speaker 1: hold of this letter and change your answer. I don't
- 56:13Speaker 1: understand why you even wrote, bro, I really don't. I
- 56:18Speaker 1: have no idea how old you are, but you've got
- 56:20Speaker 1: to be a fully grown ass man. So because the
- 56:24Speaker 1: girl is fifty three years old, so you couldn't grown.
- 56:29Speaker 1: So now let's talk about what this goodn't grown man?
- 56:31Speaker 1: He opens up the letter saying talking about how he married,
- 56:35Speaker 1: but he ain't been happily married for a while. That's
- 56:38Speaker 1: how the letter opened. But the letter ain't even about
- 56:41Speaker 1: his marriage though, So why did you feel compelled to
- 56:46Speaker 1: tell us this information right here? See? Bro, when you're
- 56:50Speaker 1: talking to me, I just I know the male psyche
- 56:53Speaker 1: so well. Everything Shirley said made perfect sense. I just
- 56:57Speaker 1: couldn't believe her ass said. I was gonna ask you
- 57:00Speaker 1: that after you gave your answer. What's wrong with my answer? Well? No,
- 57:04Speaker 1: it made perfect sense. But it sounds like something I
- 57:06Speaker 1: would say, Oh does it? Yeah, because it sounds like
- 57:10Speaker 1: a man answer. But doll, this ain't a man letter though.
- 57:15Speaker 1: I'm on her. Do you see your problem is dog?
- 57:18Speaker 1: You told us at the top of the letter you
- 57:20Speaker 1: ain't think about leaving your wife. You're not a cheetah.
- 57:23Speaker 1: I'm unhappily man for a while, no intention. I got
- 57:27Speaker 1: a small ball. My best employee is also my worst employee.
- 57:31Speaker 1: What it sounds like you got one person work? All right? Listen,
- 57:35Speaker 1: we'll have her two response right coming up at twenty
- 57:40Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Today's subject her hood rat
- 57:44Speaker 1: mentality is bad for business. We'll get back into it
- 57:47Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on,
- 57:53Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. Her hood rat mentality is
- 57:57Speaker 1: bad for business. Yeah, married dude just been telling telling
- 58:02Speaker 1: us he unhappy. He had grown man, you know, so
- 58:05Speaker 1: I know you couldn't grown. But he's married. He ain't
- 58:08Speaker 1: been happy for a while. No intention to leaving my wife.
- 58:11Speaker 1: I'm not a cheetah. If the letter isn't about you
- 58:14Speaker 1: being happy or a cheetah, why did you have to
- 58:17Speaker 1: mention that at the beginning? Bro, something's a miss hill
- 58:21Speaker 1: and I think I'm gonna find out what it is.
- 58:24Speaker 1: You're on a small bar. Your best employee is also
- 58:26Speaker 1: your worst employee. Now, before we left, I said it
- 58:29Speaker 1: would sound to me like you got one employee. Now.
- 58:32Speaker 1: She has been with me so long, so long, which
- 58:35Speaker 1: ages him too that I've overlooked her raunchy behavior for years.
- 58:41Speaker 1: So she's a hood rat, and I knew that when
- 58:44Speaker 1: I hired her as a bartender. Excuse me, I'm not
- 58:49Speaker 1: following you hire. I've overlooked her raunchy behavior for years.
- 58:55Speaker 1: She's a hood rat, and I knew that when I
- 58:57Speaker 1: hired as a bartender. If you knew she was a
- 58:59Speaker 1: hood when you hired as a bartender, When did you
- 59:04Speaker 1: start overlooking the raunchy behavior at the interview with the
- 59:09Speaker 1: banging Cardi B body? I see is that when you
- 59:13Speaker 1: overlooked the raunchy behavior because you knew you wanted hupy
- 59:17Speaker 1: standing behind that bar because it would draw your customers.
- 59:20Speaker 1: Come on, bro, you're talking to another grown man. Now.
- 59:23Speaker 1: This is supposed to be a part time job, but
- 59:25Speaker 1: now it's the only job she has because she's loud
- 59:28Speaker 1: and unprofessional. Well with reading this letter, Its ain't the
- 59:31Speaker 1: only job she got. See, she didn't turned a part
- 59:35Speaker 1: time job into a full time job. Partner, she fifty
- 59:38Speaker 1: three years old, she got a body like Cardi B.
- 59:41Speaker 1: And she's gorgeous. Excuse me, that's why you hide the
- 59:45Speaker 1: hood rat dog in the beginning. That's why you overlooked
- 59:50Speaker 1: the raunchy behavior because of how she looked you a man.
- 59:55Speaker 1: She wear her stomach out, well you know we short
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: shorts and heels. Okay, you ain't saying nothing about that.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: So my male customers love her, and so does the
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: dude that hired her that's been unhappily married for a
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: long time. That You're not a cheating You have no
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: intentions of leaving your wife. Why that's even in the letter,
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: you explaining yourself as you go. Recently, male customers love her. Recently,
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: I had to temporary layer off because of the pandemic.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: I offered to give her a thousand dollars to help
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: her out while she was not working. She asked me
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: what she had to do for the extra money. I
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: was confused at first, then I figured it out. She
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: told me ain't nothing free, and she'd been working her
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: side wholesome for a while right out of my bar.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: Several of my married customers give her money and give
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: us in exchange for a good time. That's why I
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: thought Shirley would be just through it her but a
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: little now, all of a sudden, she hood. She told
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: me that she knows I'm not happy at home and
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: I haven't had sex in a while, so she can
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: help me out. I wanted to lay her across that ball,
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: right damn dude, huh you know what I'm saying. Now
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: Here's where the next which was true? But I have
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: my dignity. Okay, we all have that, bro, all of
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: us have that, and a woman like that it's nothing
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: but trouble. She's been working for you for years. She
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: been no trouble up into now. A matter of fact,
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: she'd probably the real reason your bars still open. So
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: now I told her she can't be tricking out of
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: my bar. She told me whatever she does in her
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: spare time is her business. That's a hood rat comment.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: That's a business coming. I've heard people say that in
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: business meetings before. She's valuable for my business, but she
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: can't keep ricking with my customers. Should I talk to
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: the guys or fire her? Let me ask you a question, bro,
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: what exactly will you say to the guys or should
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: I fire her? Fire her? What should you talk to
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: the guys about? What do you say? What are you
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: gonna ask them? Excuse me? Man? Are you are you
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: sleeping with her? Yeah? Yeah? Women? Holder? Man, why are
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: you doing that? She my bartender? She ain't my bar. Yeah,
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: I'm a holder. But but hold of them, man, I'm
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: telling you, she my bartender. And I'm asking y'all, man,
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: could y'all stop hitting on her and giving this extra
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: money so she could just, you know, be my bartender?
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: I got at home? Can I just say this the
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: only reason I come here is for her because I
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: damn she fixed drinks and she fixed everything else. I
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: don't know what you do. I mean, why why why
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: are we not gonna come? So now back to the letter,
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: I'm asking the audience, now that you've heard from several
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: men who have potential customer road all over them, what
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: would I say to these guys? Or fire hull, fire
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: huf dog, fire her your bar clothesed cause of the pandemic. Now,
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: she thought that the thousand dollars meant she had to
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: do something, because that's what the thousand dollars do every
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: other time. Yeah, dude, but the cold part was you
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: thought about it. Now, what your real question is? Should
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: I fire her? Because if I bring her back in here,
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: I'm gonna dua. That's the question, right death. Don't write
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: me no more like this thought. Poster comments on Today's
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- 1:03:55Speaker 1: of course with things you'll see on Easter Sunday. I've
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: been going to church a lot of years on Easter
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: and it's the most fascinating time for me because you
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: see stuff in the church that you really shouldn't see,
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: Like people in lime green should not be in lime green.
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: You wrong for this. I mean it's shocking a lot
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: of line. A little bit of lime goes a long way. Yeah,
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: just a little bit. You got that little baby, beautiful
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: black baby walking around with that day glow lemon yellow
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: dress on. You're gonna see colors that you did not
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: know existence. I mean, what is that air polish? What?
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: What is that air polish? Yeah, that's when you be going.
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: What is that? That's a range of tank the ranger.
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: You just don't know what's going on. You're gonna see
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: little boys with Nicker's own because they Mama thought it
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: was cute. Little boy can't go around and the rest
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: of them boys can't do them pans appeal grim. Here's
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: something else you're gonna see. Way way too many barrets
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: in this baby. It's just way too many damn barrets
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: in this baby. Head baby walk around just clapping her
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: head heavy. She cried. Here's something you're gonna see in
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: somebody's house that's just too much damn pine up on
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: that with a hem man. You can't see the hen
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: trying to disguise this dry ass hand. Go. You're gonna
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: see on Easter bunny in street shoes because you know
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: in the hood, you don't have the money. You don't
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: have the bunny for the entire he just up in
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: here with some black Tom mc cann street shoes. He
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: got some flows on ballots, no flow, no street shoes.
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: You're gonna see a fat man with a too small
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: jacket on and a little man with a too big
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: I always see that coming up. More of the Steve
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to Steve
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Ali, guys, let's play a game with
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: our comedians Carla Paul Good. What's the first thing you
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: do if dot don dot okay, okay, took my dot
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: dot dot Okay, you own that you own dot dot
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: dot man, right, oh got dot dot all you gotta
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: go dot got you gotta do dots. He only own three?
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: That all right. What's the first thing you do if
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: dot dot dot dot you were leaving at the altar?
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: That's me. God knows if I'm left that though God
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: knows that I shouldn't be going through that again, and
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: God spoke to her and made her lead. That's the
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: first time I'm thinking God, I'm falling on my knees
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: and I'm hugging the minister. I'm hugging all the pride
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: may thank y'all for coming. Thank I'm thinking, anybody if
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: that happens to me, because God, thing I'm doing. Come on,
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: you know what I'm doing. If you leave me after
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: all the like that, I'm going over to my side
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: of the church where my family is, letting them know.
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: This is a prank. Okay, I just wanted us to
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: all get together because we don't really see each other
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: that much, you know. I'm just glad that we love
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: each other, the fact that y'all came out to be
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: a part of it. This but this wasn't really happening. Okay,
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: this is a joke, But I'm just glad we all together.
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: If we can all just now, you know, go down still,
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: get some drans and have some food. Have we got all? Right?
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, what's the first thing you do if
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: you were left at the altar? I'm gonna go with
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: my girlfriend's house and get good. I love you. Better
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: keep up, all right, guys, here's another one. What's the
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: first thing you do if you saw your neighbor cheating
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: on their significant other, on their wife or husband or whatever. Ohaha,
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: you ain't seen my neighbors, so there ain't no cheating
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: going on because you ain't seen You ain't seen these neighbors.
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: That guy, nobody's cheating, No, nobody. Maybe about moved someplace else.
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: I have new names, but not the ones I got now, good, okay, Okay,
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: this is two different deals here. Okay. Now, if it's
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: the female you know that's cheating, then I got to
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: go and let her know. We got to work a
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: deal because I didn't count you. Okay, So I I
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: need it. I needed air winds it for me. Okay,
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: that's how Yeah, air winds. Let's work this out. Now.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: If for some male that's doing the cheat, I'm gonna
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: let you know, I'm gonna need five hundred okay, five
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: hundred dollars air two weeks until I feel like I
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: think you did learn your lesson. That's how we're gonna
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: work this out down right like that? All right? Come on, Steve,
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: what would you do the first thing you do if
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: you saw your need re cheating? I'm gonna just tell him.
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: Next time I catch your car backed up on the
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: edge of my yard like you normally do it, I'm
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: going to and tell your fat ass wife what I
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: saw putting that car over the edge of my yard. Stupid. Yeah,
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: all right, here we go. What's the first thing you
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: do down the back of money on the side of
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: the road. What how much you gotta put an amount?
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: You gotta put thousands, thousands and thousands, ten thousand, ten thousand, oh,
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: thrown in my pocket ten thousand dollars. Yeah, if you
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: found a bag of money, let me tell you how
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: how game should be. I could see somebody to drop
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: it and not notice it, and I'm still picking it up.
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I'm not gonna go hey,
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: you drop something. No, if they don't see it, yeah,
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I'm good with it. Come on, go ahead,
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: big dog, take us out. No, there's it ain't ain't
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: neigh but one answer, because I'm just trying to take
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: for ten grand I hain't gonna lie. I get shot
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: right in front of my whole family. I ain't like
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: some Hollywood with some Hollywood bullets. Thank you guys. Trending
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: stories of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening morning show.
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: All right, So this Sunday, we know, is Easter Sunday,
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: and a lot of people get you know, a lot
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: of kids get Easter baskets. So here's the question. If
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: you were to receive an adult Easter basket, what would
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: you want in it? What would you want in your Steve?
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: Are you asking me now or when I was single?
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: I think when you were single would be more interesting.
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: So let's go with that. Yeah, the Easter Bunny would
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: actually be a girl. The Easter Bunny would be a
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: girl Jessica Rabbit in Female Fall but in Live. Oh lord, yeah,
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: that's been my Easter basket. Yeah, I like that? All right?
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: What about your nef Harlotte Berry right in that basket? Right? Yes? Lord?
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: Or now back when I was single, back when I
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: was saying, okay, of course, thank you. Just help you out?
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: All right? Come on you and you what you got
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: Easter dinner? Just you want to eat some ham? Yeah?
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: I got to eat You know, how would they be
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: hard when you single? You guys to figure out where
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: you gonna eat? At time of war? People houses no east.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: I need to get it here in my bad never
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: I need got a big get way over to somebody's house.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: That's difficult work to do. All right, thank you guys.
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: play around if would you rather? Right after this you're
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: listening morning show? All right, Steve, he's here. Please introduce
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown to Brown, Come on, Jay and keep
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: it with the vein of easter. Why not do it
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: Easter song? That's gonna say it all because it's the
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: day we go crazy with what we have to win.
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: Hit it. So today's you me in this shoot out
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: at the bottom at the time of your soup soup
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: you're ready, You're gonna kill he see's a Sunday. I
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: can't believe those awful suits. I see that colors Yeah,
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: yellow R and can't green guy? Old brain one get
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: the way too long? Did you know your wrong? Where
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: you get that? Man go from? You got on arms
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: but your suit and blood? Why has that way? Sister?
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: You must be blooding at man. I didn't know see
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: low had a so when you must be blooding man
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: had a soul? When damn after day in the ugly
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: Easter suit. And you know that any man laid it
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: out the night before killer just gonna hurt him on here.
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: I remember one year, man, I got neal white suit.
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: My mama told me, boy, I don't want you to
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: get no white suit. I had paper out I get
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: I'm getting the white white suit. I only had one
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: pair of shoes. They were black, so I wanted a
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: black shirt. I couldn't find the black shirt. Bought a
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: white shirt at a box of Rick Die and died it.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: I died his shirt in church, got hot to die
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: leading out the shirt in Tennessee. Your mother told you,
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: I'm since have been here, man, with this cheap as
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: shirt out sweating, it's leaking to die, is leaking on
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: to the man. I was so hurt. Now my suit
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: got these great blotches on it. Man, And you know
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: this is way folk camouflage. I could not play at all.
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: It's all going down Eastern. You're absolutely right, all right, Steve,
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: coming up closing remarks right after this. You're listening all right, Steve.
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: Here we are last break of the day and we're
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: looking for some closing remarks from you, our leader. Leader.
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: I guess I could take it in so, you know,
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: because I've been a little different today. I've been more
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: of a straight at straight to the mark guy today,
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: you know. So I guess my closing remarks should be
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: more of all I should not put it to you.
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: I want to talk about just how important it is
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: for everybody to just be in touch with your spiritual side,
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: you know. I think, man, Look, I've grown up as
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: a person spiritually, you know, and I've really really come
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: to understand through travels and everything that there's a lot
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: of different ways that people culturally worship. And I've just
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: come to respect that more and more and more. And
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: my mother was a Sunday school teacher, and she always
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: taught me to be respectful of other faiths and other
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: people's methods, because she says, Steve, this is working for us.
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: This is what we believe to be true and real,
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: and don't let nobody talk you off this, she said,
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: But I would not think that there's not another route
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: to where we're trying to get to, because it's other
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: sections of the world and other other different people from
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: cultures and raised up a different way. So she says,
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: as you meet these people, you have to be mindful,
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: don't be so stuck on your way that you wanted
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: your way of the high way. You want to be
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: so unforceful in your faith and your beliefs that you
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: don't that people get uncomfortable being around you. She said
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: that ain't your job. She said. Your job is to
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: be light, not darkness, he said. She said, you don't know,
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: just live your life. Where a person that's living in
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: darkness might say, man, how can I get some of
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: that light you got as opposed to walking around pass
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: and judgement talking about I see you over there and
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: there dark this is the light right here. She said
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: that ain't how you do it, Just be a light.
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: And so I've always kind of managed to kind of
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: navigate myself through the world like that because I got
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: friends from that's Jewish friends I have, you know, Muslim friends.
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: You know I have friends man all around the world. Man,
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: and that are some beautiful people. Man, I'm talking about
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: kind live by the same moles, got the same values
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: I got. They love family, they love peace, they love God,
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: they leave joy, they love sharing, they love light, they
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: love hope, they love kindness. They do unto others that
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: you they would have them do unto you. All of
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: that and so I become comfortable with it. But I
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: think everybody that hears me should just get in touch
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: with your spiritual side. In twenty twenty one, make a
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: commitment to get a little closer to God, because God
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: is so necessary. Man, I just don't. I just don't
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: know how you make it without him. I really don't. Oh. Now,
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: don't get me wrong. I'm human. I've attempted it before.
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: I've spent spans in my life not talking to God,
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: not pray and not not not confiding any And because
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: of his grace and mercy, he allowed me to survive
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: those moments because he loved me, and and and he
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: knew I knew better. And you might be that person
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: that's going through that too. You might be that person
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: that really knows that there is a God and was
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: really raised up by your grandmother or your mother. And
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: you just slid off to the left or to the right,
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: and we're just doing your thing. But you can always
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: come back. You can always walk towards the light. You
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: can always pray. You don't have to go to church
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: to pray, you don't have to go to no certain building.
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: And his important thing about prayer, you don't need permission.
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: You actually can have a relationship with God just yourself. Now.
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: You should try it because if you're feeling moments of confusion, uncertainty, doubt,
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: if you feel alone, if you don't know what your
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: next move gonna be, can I tell you something. God
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: knows exactly what your next move should be, because He
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: has a plan for you, and if you talk with him,
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: he'll unveil it to you. Now, I'm gonna tell you
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: right now. He's not gonna be easy. It's not gonna
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: be without opposition, it ain't gonna be without challenges or setbacks.
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: But He'll be there with you the whole way. It's
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: the only explanation I have for my existence today. I
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: wish you would, man. It's just a real simple thing,
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: you know. And I ain't that dude where you know,
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: look you look at me, and I'm always shouting or
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: got my hands up praying or telling you this and
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: telling you that I'm not that. I'm not that person.
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: But boy, I got a real good relationship with it though,
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: I really do, and it's personal and it gets me
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: through every crisis I've ever had in my life. If
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: you follow my career and you know me from this
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: radio show like I have fans man who listened to
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: this radio show every day. If you know me as
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: a person, you've seen me survive some Hella hits. You've
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: seen them come for me. I've seen y'all defend me,
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: the real people that really love me and know my
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: spirit in my heart. And you've watched them haters come
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: for me. And you've watched every single time he picked
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: me up, set me on solid pathways and directions, dust
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: me off, and next thing you know, I'm rolling again.
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: You've seen them and heard them write me off over
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: and over and over, and every time you look up.
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: I keep it because that God I served, that merciful, forgiving,
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: loving understanding. God has promised me that he would never
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: leave me, and you know what, he ain't ever in
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: my darkest moments, he has never ever left me. He
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: has been the one constant thing I can count on
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: my entire life. What he's done for me, he will
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: do for you. All you got to do is talk
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: to him and confided him. Get your relationship with God.
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