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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know y'all a sun giving them like the million
- 0:16Speaker 1: bucks things in the stubbings me good at guy to other,
- 0:38Speaker 1: I don't join join me? You got turn you're going
- 1:10Speaker 1: to do? You are you gotta turn to turn them out? Turn?
- 1:43Speaker 1: You haven't got to turn them out to turn the
- 1:46Speaker 1: water the water go? Come come on your back. Uh huh,
- 2:01Speaker 1: I show will good morning everybody. You are listening to
- 2:05Speaker 1: the voice, come on dig me now? Wanting only Steve
- 2:08Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show. Ain't God been good to me?
- 2:12Speaker 1: But then again, ain't he been good to you too? Though?
- 2:15Speaker 1: I mean, really, man, think of all the blessings God
- 2:18Speaker 1: has given you. You know what. That's a good news today, though, y'all,
- 2:23Speaker 1: in the face of all the world being the way
- 2:26Speaker 1: it is, the evilness that's out there, it just it
- 2:28Speaker 1: just seems like that's all that's on the news sometimes.
- 2:31Speaker 1: You know, we got we got news of parents not
- 2:34Speaker 1: really standing up being parents. We got news stories of
- 2:37Speaker 1: children turning on their parents. You got, you got everything,
- 2:40Speaker 1: the economy, you got places you thought you should be beautiful,
- 2:45Speaker 1: places to go. Now they got travel alerts it's just
- 2:48Speaker 1: it's all over. It's it's all over. But the good
- 2:51Speaker 1: news is that's something that you can have in this
- 2:57Speaker 1: relationship with God. It gives you a way to deal
- 3:02Speaker 1: with it all. And I'm not saying that it'll protect
- 3:06Speaker 1: you from every single thing out that is happening, because
- 3:09Speaker 1: some things are going to happen to you. You're going
- 3:12Speaker 1: to be in an accident from time to time. You're
- 3:15Speaker 1: going to make a mistake and fall down from time
- 3:18Speaker 1: to time. But man, wouldn't it be incredible to you
- 3:22Speaker 1: for you if you understood that you had some insurance
- 3:25Speaker 1: in all of this that no matter what happened to you,
- 3:29Speaker 1: you know you will cover it. You know, look, insurance
- 3:32Speaker 1: companies as good as they are, you know, like our
- 3:34Speaker 1: friends that stay farm or any other insurance company you know,
- 3:38Speaker 1: they do, they do some amazing things. Insurance is a
- 3:41Speaker 1: really really good thing to happen in the event that
- 3:43Speaker 1: something happens to you. You know, you may not want
- 3:46Speaker 1: to pay the premium, but guess what in the event
- 3:49Speaker 1: that something happens to you, that insurance is absolutely critical. Well,
- 3:54Speaker 1: but guess what they cover certain things. You could get
- 3:57Speaker 1: life insurance, you can get auto insurance, you can get
- 4:01Speaker 1: accident insurance, you can get health insurance. There is nothing
- 4:05Speaker 1: that you can buy to safeguard you against life's decisions.
- 4:12Speaker 1: You know, if you make a mistake, if you cheat,
- 4:17Speaker 1: if you lie, if you if you fall down and
- 4:21Speaker 1: you can't seem to get it together, and you make
- 4:24Speaker 1: a crazy decision about how you're gonna go about securing
- 4:27Speaker 1: an income, that there are there are no policies you
- 4:31Speaker 1: can buy for that. You can't buy a policy if
- 4:35Speaker 1: you stop being the man you're supposed to be, and
- 4:38Speaker 1: and and and give up on your children. You can't
- 4:41Speaker 1: buy a policy if something happens as a mother and
- 4:45Speaker 1: all of a sudden you're not the mother you're supposed
- 4:47Speaker 1: to be. But there is some insurance coverage out there
- 4:51Speaker 1: for you. And that relationship that you form with God,
- 4:56Speaker 1: that friendship that you form with him, that that a
- 4:59Speaker 1: line that you that that partnership, that that prayer that
- 5:04Speaker 1: you put in all the time, there is an insurance
- 5:08Speaker 1: policy that you have taken out when you form a
- 5:11Speaker 1: relationship with your heavenly father, when you form a friendship,
- 5:16Speaker 1: when you form a bond that protects you, that protects
- 5:21Speaker 1: you when these things happen in the event that they happen.
- 5:25Speaker 1: Now here's a great thing about prayer. Prayer can head
- 5:28Speaker 1: off some stuff from happening. It really really can. Prayer
- 5:32Speaker 1: can prevent some things from happening. You know, I'll give
- 5:35Speaker 1: you an example in my life. Okay, here we go,
- 5:38Speaker 1: because sex is the best way for me to do it.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Because see, what I don't like to do is talk
- 5:43Speaker 1: to people without letting them know. Hey, look I'm in
- 5:46Speaker 1: this hole with you. I feel where yet? Okay, here
- 5:49Speaker 1: we go. I was making some decisions a few years
- 5:53Speaker 1: ago because what I thought I was doing was counterbalancing
- 5:58Speaker 1: something that was happening in my life. You know, I
- 6:01Speaker 1: thought that since I wasn't happy, or for whatever the
- 6:07Speaker 1: reason I thought I wasn't happy, if I, as wrong
- 6:10Speaker 1: as I am, wanted to blame somebody else from my unhappiness,
- 6:13Speaker 1: that's that's really If if I make a bad decision
- 6:17Speaker 1: because I'm thinking I'm unhappy with somebody, hold a partner.
- 6:21Speaker 1: Two wrongs don't make it right, and I make a
- 6:24Speaker 1: decision to do something wrong, and now the consequences come
- 6:28Speaker 1: when I do something wrong. See then that I already know,
- 6:33Speaker 1: as an intelligent thinking man, as most of you are,
- 6:36Speaker 1: that when you do something wrong that you know there
- 6:40Speaker 1: is a consequence for that. I teach that to my
- 6:42Speaker 1: son's When you do something wrong, there as a consequence.
- 6:45Speaker 1: So as an adult, I fully understood the consequence. And
- 6:49Speaker 1: so what I was doing was I was making some
- 6:51Speaker 1: decisions that was causing some consequences in my life, that
- 6:55Speaker 1: was delaying my happiness, delaying my progress in my business,
- 7:00Speaker 1: not to go the way it could go, so forth
- 7:03Speaker 1: and so on. Well, what I started doing was I
- 7:06Speaker 1: took out this insurance policy called Prayer, and I started
- 7:10Speaker 1: putting it in my mix on a daily basis. And
- 7:12Speaker 1: then I started putting it in my mix, you know,
- 7:14Speaker 1: two three times a day. And then I found myself
- 7:18Speaker 1: using it all the time. And then I really started
- 7:21Speaker 1: putting it in when I didn't need any help, when
- 7:23Speaker 1: I wasn't in trouble, I started putting insurance in. I
- 7:26Speaker 1: started making deposits into the bank. I started paying my
- 7:30Speaker 1: premiums down. And Prayer is like a premium, you just
- 7:34Speaker 1: pay into it. Then when situations started coming up, now
- 7:39Speaker 1: it that prayer that I had put in, that in
- 7:41Speaker 1: those premiums I had paid it started preventing me from
- 7:45Speaker 1: making the decisions. I was making in the past. Thus
- 7:49Speaker 1: I didn't have to suffer the consequences. Thus my businesses
- 7:53Speaker 1: didn't have to be delayed in this progress. Because I
- 7:56Speaker 1: had put some payments on some premiums. I had taken
- 8:00Speaker 1: out an insurance policy with my life, my real life.
- 8:04Speaker 1: I'm talking about your life where you make your day
- 8:06Speaker 1: to day decisions in I'm not talking about see life.
- 8:10Speaker 1: Insurance is only good if you die. God has a
- 8:14Speaker 1: policy that's avasable, that's available for you. Why are you living? See?
- 8:20Speaker 1: In order for an insurance policy to pay, something bad
- 8:22Speaker 1: got to happen. Now that may be some others out there.
- 8:26Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about, but all the ones I
- 8:28Speaker 1: got my car insurance, they only come into play if
- 8:32Speaker 1: I have an accident. I have an accident insurance policy
- 8:36Speaker 1: where if something happens to me, I got accident, I got,
- 8:39Speaker 1: I got my voice is covered in case something happened
- 8:42Speaker 1: to that. I got that. But but I got to
- 8:44Speaker 1: not be able to talk to cash that one. You
- 8:47Speaker 1: understand everything I got homeowners insurance. Don't nothing show up
- 8:52Speaker 1: on my homeowners insurance unless it's a flood or fire
- 8:57Speaker 1: of fail. Something bad got to happen for my insurance
- 9:01Speaker 1: to even make sense when you take out the policy
- 9:05Speaker 1: with you, with your heavenly father, when you pay the
- 9:08Speaker 1: premiums of prayer, and that's all it costs. Man, it
- 9:11Speaker 1: ain't you. Ain't got to have no money for this policy.
- 9:15Speaker 1: I put into the policy. It pays me dividends and
- 9:20Speaker 1: benefits for living. Ain't nothing got to go wrong for
- 9:25Speaker 1: me to cash in on this policy. I use this
- 9:29Speaker 1: policy for good things. I give you an example. I
- 9:34Speaker 1: use this policy to ask God to watch over my
- 9:37Speaker 1: family when I travel. Make the decisions to pay your
- 9:41Speaker 1: premiums in prayer. Talk to your heavenly father, get you
- 9:45Speaker 1: some insurance in your life. And when you have little
- 9:47Speaker 1: things like that, keep on stepping. Man. God loves you. Man, Man,
- 9:52Speaker 1: I show hope you talk to God today because guess
- 9:54Speaker 1: what he showed would like to hear from you. That's
- 9:56Speaker 1: for shell you're listening show, ladies and gentlemen. The time
- 10:04Speaker 1: has come to get this day started. Man, who ain't
- 10:10Speaker 1: glad about that? I know? I am man? Look at
- 10:13Speaker 1: him another day? Come on, God, you clown it. I
- 10:16Speaker 1: shall appreciate it. Man, woke up super early today, got
- 10:19Speaker 1: to go to work today. Start taping the day I'm
- 10:23Speaker 1: grateful for that I got, I got opportunities, I do
- 10:27Speaker 1: what I love to do for a living. You know,
- 10:29Speaker 1: he made my dreams come true. He you know, he's
- 10:33Speaker 1: hard and all like that. But man, what ain't hard?
- 10:37Speaker 1: If you get what you want in life? It's hard
- 10:41Speaker 1: to maintain. It is hard. To get there is hard.
- 10:45Speaker 1: Not getting there is hard. So at what point did
- 10:50Speaker 1: you not come to the realization that is hard? But
- 10:54Speaker 1: ain't you glad you can handle it? Because we are
- 10:58Speaker 1: handling it. Here we are the Steve Harvey more on
- 11:01Speaker 1: the show. Boy shut up, Charlette Strawberry Carlin for real,
- 11:06Speaker 1: Mouth of the South, straight out of the silk. Junior, Junior,
- 11:12Speaker 1: little Lebron and the legend that is you did knock
- 11:18Speaker 1: out him, little Lebron And I know yeah, man, damn
- 11:33Speaker 1: you know that. Right, Yeah, that's okay. Here he halfway there.
- 11:40Speaker 1: Just look look at Junior right now, look at his
- 11:44Speaker 1: head says in his headlines they right now, okay, well
- 11:50Speaker 1: you know it's go It's soon any day now, come on,
- 11:54Speaker 1: it'll walk to you. You know what Junior happened for
- 11:56Speaker 1: you because you got a wife now, so you know
- 11:59Speaker 1: that's when start happening. Well, she gonna let you know
- 12:02Speaker 1: what it has been. You know, she didn't want to
- 12:06Speaker 1: say nothing. Why y'all you know, coordinated, engaged, you know
- 12:10Speaker 1: they all and Junior, let me let me, let me
- 12:15Speaker 1: ask me and answer your question for you today. Okay,
- 12:19Speaker 1: what can I expect as this marriage goes on? Junior,
- 12:23Speaker 1: that's what's on your mind? Yeah, thank you, Julian. Listen him.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Let's tell you something, Julian, when you date a woman,
- 12:32Speaker 1: you get one thing, just like when she dates you,
- 12:35Speaker 1: she gets funny. H But when you get married, you
- 12:42Speaker 1: keep being the one thing, but they have another thing.
- 12:47Speaker 1: And that other thing that they have is once they
- 12:50Speaker 1: know that they locked in, all of them elevate, They
- 12:56Speaker 1: elevate the charges, They elevate the requirements. Everything elevates. Yeah. Yeah,
- 13:03Speaker 1: like anything he accused you of, any charges that was
- 13:06Speaker 1: bought forward while you was dating, charges increased. Yeah. Man,
- 13:12Speaker 1: you're gonna get more charges. You're gonna get more accusations,
- 13:16Speaker 1: and you're gonna have more requirement. And then the stuff
- 13:20Speaker 1: that they let go while y'all was dating because she
- 13:23Speaker 1: didn't want to be too you know, forward or aggressive,
- 13:26Speaker 1: it's all gonna start to come out into matter. Ah.
- 13:31Speaker 1: You know little stuff. You didn't know it was bothering. Huh,
- 13:34Speaker 1: you fit to find that coming up at thirty two
- 13:38Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Nephew's gonna run that frank back
- 13:42Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It
- 13:47Speaker 1: is time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
- 13:50Speaker 1: What you got for us, naff You didn't fall and
- 13:53Speaker 1: you ain't getting no money. Man, Let's go get I'm
- 13:59Speaker 1: trying to reach out y'all, Glinda and place. How you doing.
- 14:03Speaker 1: My name is Brad. I'm actually with the A and
- 14:06Speaker 1: C Department Accidents and Conditions. Wanted to give you a
- 14:10Speaker 1: call and see how you're doing this morning. I'm getting great,
- 14:13Speaker 1: great now. I am the h the Accident and Condition coordinated,
- 14:18Speaker 1: the last person that it goes through before actually issuing
- 14:21Speaker 1: out of check and just wanted to give you a
- 14:23Speaker 1: call and see how everything is going going. Have you
- 14:26Speaker 1: Have you been to the doctor on your fall, and
- 14:28Speaker 1: just just wanted to do a follow up with you
- 14:31Speaker 1: and make sure everything is okay. Yeah. This is just
- 14:35Speaker 1: a random procedure of all the notes that I have
- 14:37Speaker 1: to write down, and like I said, this is the
- 14:39Speaker 1: final step of getting you out of check. Now, the
- 14:42Speaker 1: last heard you were offered two thousand dollars? Is that correct?
- 14:46Speaker 1: If you work there, you go a supervised you would
- 14:50Speaker 1: knew how that if you worked there. Okay, Well, I'm
- 14:53Speaker 1: just looking at the file that I have, Man, I
- 14:55Speaker 1: don't have everything. You got that row down that's what
- 14:58Speaker 1: they offer. Okay. I've also been brought some other records.
- 15:03Speaker 1: Is this the first time you've had an incident of
- 15:05Speaker 1: actually falling? Yeah, yeah, that's the first time. Okay, Well, actually,
- 15:11Speaker 1: what we're doing, uh looking over the records here, I've
- 15:15Speaker 1: got some actual incidents that it seems like you've actually
- 15:18Speaker 1: fallen several times in other places. And what I'm having
- 15:22Speaker 1: to do here, ma'am, is let you know that I
- 15:25Speaker 1: am not going to sign off on this at all.
- 15:28Speaker 1: So the money that has been offered to you, I
- 15:31Speaker 1: am no longer going to be. Uh, I'm not going
- 15:33Speaker 1: to confirm this check to go out to you. I
- 15:35Speaker 1: don't think that there's anything wrong with you. I don't
- 15:38Speaker 1: think that you have a problem. I think that there's
- 15:41Speaker 1: something that you deliberately did in one of our stores.
- 15:44Speaker 1: I could care at leant about what you think what
- 15:47Speaker 1: happened was was on the floor. I fail. I'm gonna
- 15:51Speaker 1: they don't have to pay for the claim. No, we're
- 15:54Speaker 1: not gonna, actually, ma'am. What I'm gonna have to do
- 15:57Speaker 1: is get you to come down and sign an agreement nowhere. Yes,
- 16:02Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to come down and sign an
- 16:03Speaker 1: agreement that you actually made this whole thing up and
- 16:06Speaker 1: I need that and wrong, I'm not coming nowhere. Look, man,
- 16:10Speaker 1: I don't care if you come down or I have
- 16:12Speaker 1: to come down and haul your tin because I'm not
- 16:14Speaker 1: signing over a check to you for somebody that deliberately
- 16:17Speaker 1: laid down in the floor and act like something was
- 16:19Speaker 1: wrong with them, a lying deliberately done it, how exactly
- 16:25Speaker 1: it was. Witnesses, you need to talk to them. I've
- 16:28Speaker 1: spoken to every witness and you know what, man, everyone
- 16:32Speaker 1: because my friend was there, I'm spoken to her. There's
- 16:36Speaker 1: a lot of people that assume that you're lying. Well,
- 16:38Speaker 1: I don't kill what they are. Man, let me explain something.
- 16:43Speaker 1: We can take this thing further. I even have you
- 16:45Speaker 1: on video actually deliberately laying down in the middle of
- 16:48Speaker 1: the floor as if you have no No, I am
- 16:53Speaker 1: not man. We're not gonna give you two We're not
- 16:56Speaker 1: going to give you two dollars. What's your name? My
- 16:59Speaker 1: name is Brad with the ANC department. Well, you want
- 17:02Speaker 1: to be him the job? Too much going on because
- 17:04Speaker 1: you're a fool. No, No, I'm not a fool. I
- 17:06Speaker 1: want to make sure that you understand. I want to
- 17:08Speaker 1: make sure that you understand. You understand that this is
- 17:13Speaker 1: not something that you can do or continue to do. Now.
- 17:16Speaker 1: I want to hear it out of your mouth. You
- 17:17Speaker 1: tell me did you lay down on that floor deliberately?
- 17:20Speaker 1: If you play them you think I'm being a city
- 17:23Speaker 1: here and tell you I deliberately laid down in a floor?
- 17:27Speaker 1: Am I crazy? Am I crazy? For you sitting here?
- 17:29Speaker 1: And tell me the seal that it as all? No,
- 17:35Speaker 1: deliberately laid down on that floor, and you're deliberately trying
- 17:38Speaker 1: to get two thousand dollars worth the money that does
- 17:40Speaker 1: not belong to you. What you just review the damn
- 17:43Speaker 1: cap dan and uh you will see what happened. Would
- 17:46Speaker 1: you like for me to get authorities to come over
- 17:48Speaker 1: man and bring you in? Because what we who you
- 17:52Speaker 1: get get whether you want to get If I need
- 17:55Speaker 1: to send authorities down there, you you send them over here.
- 17:59Speaker 1: I'm I scared them either. I don't think I'm not.
- 18:03Speaker 1: I'm not. They're gonna bring you in and you're gonna
- 18:06Speaker 1: sign this form I have that deliberately laid down on
- 18:08Speaker 1: that floor. You a fool, the nerve of you black people.
- 18:12Speaker 1: I'm not coming in. I'm not signing nothing. Now what
- 18:15Speaker 1: Utah Man, I don't know. I ain't ever heard this
- 18:19Speaker 1: you tael Man. Now. I want you to bring your
- 18:22Speaker 1: little narrow black behind in here so we can get
- 18:24Speaker 1: this stuff rectified. Is what I want done? Are you
- 18:26Speaker 1: crazy or dassa? You ain't your sharpest tool in the share.
- 18:30Speaker 1: I tell you that I am not coming in. I
- 18:33Speaker 1: don't know what I would have to come in. Fuck,
- 18:36Speaker 1: I want you to sign a form that you deliberately
- 18:38Speaker 1: laid down in this floor, and it was all fictitiously,
- 18:41Speaker 1: no wonderful would I do something like that and then't
- 18:44Speaker 1: go to jail? Why would you lay down in the
- 18:46Speaker 1: floor in the in the first place, and when you
- 18:48Speaker 1: knew nothing. I told you I didn't do that. Yes
- 18:51Speaker 1: she did, Yes she did. It's in front of you.
- 18:53Speaker 1: I can look you in your eyes and tell when
- 18:55Speaker 1: you're lying. I'm told you, I told you what have it?
- 18:59Speaker 1: That's all back, Hey, can I say let me say
- 19:01Speaker 1: one more Hello, caller right back. I don't want to
- 19:06Speaker 1: continue to go back and forth. Look, look, you're really pissed.
- 19:09Speaker 1: I told you what happened. I'm not going to keep
- 19:12Speaker 1: on telling you that. I don't know why you keep
- 19:14Speaker 1: calling me. Let me speak to your damn supervis. Let
- 19:17Speaker 1: me say well, first of all man, First of all,
- 19:19Speaker 1: I am the supervis. This is what I want. I
- 19:21Speaker 1: think we can get this car. Look what the I'm
- 19:24Speaker 1: gonna come in time? What's what I want you to
- 19:26Speaker 1: if you come down and sell it together? You think
- 19:28Speaker 1: I'm going to come and sign some papers saying I
- 19:32Speaker 1: laid on them flow and ain't none of that true?
- 19:36Speaker 1: Was on the floe? I fail. That's it. That's out.
- 19:39Speaker 1: Now What the are you talking about? Have you been drinking?
- 19:42Speaker 1: Have you been drinking? You've been drinking. I want to drinking,
- 19:46Speaker 1: got to do it any time when I doing my
- 19:48Speaker 1: own personal time, is my bis drinking? Don't keep calling
- 19:54Speaker 1: me with that still hurt. And you're telling like you
- 19:57Speaker 1: ain't gonna give me no money. You're crazing up. Damn
- 20:00Speaker 1: gonna get some money. They should hate this blow. Then
- 20:05Speaker 1: I'm gonna be having drinking. Glenda, I'm gonna say one
- 20:10Speaker 1: more thing to you and then I'm gonna let you go.
- 20:12Speaker 1: What This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning
- 20:16Speaker 1: So you just got pray by your brother Jay Tame James,
- 20:24Speaker 1: Baby James, Yeah, James. I'm gonna get him when he
- 20:27Speaker 1: gets home. This is nephew Tommy. How are you doing, Baby?
- 20:32Speaker 1: You stand your ground, Baby, and everybody here at the
- 20:37Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. We love you, Glenda, Okay, thank you,
- 20:41Speaker 1: I love you too. All right, thank you, nephew. Coming
- 20:43Speaker 1: up next, it is the Love Officer Steve Harvey. As
- 20:48Speaker 1: we asked the CLO. Right after this, you're listening to
- 20:53Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of
- 20:56Speaker 1: the our former NFL quarterback Tom Brady is slammed for
- 20:59Speaker 1: comment he made about Janet Jackson's two thousand and four
- 21:02Speaker 1: Super Bowl wardrobe scandal. One of Drake's fans offers him
- 21:07Speaker 1: sex while he's performing, and one of us to Rhymes
- 21:10Speaker 1: fans grabs his butt to get his attention. We'll talk
- 21:15Speaker 1: about all of these stories, but right now it is
- 21:17Speaker 1: time to ask the CLO, Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey,
- 21:22Speaker 1: Hazel and Princeton writes, my husband and I were lying
- 21:26Speaker 1: in bed Saturday morning and my boyfriend's wife called me
- 21:30Speaker 1: three times, back to back. I told my hubby it
- 21:34Speaker 1: was probably a spam call. My husband looks so scared,
- 21:38Speaker 1: like it was someone calling about him. Is he cheating too? Yeah,
- 21:43Speaker 1: there's a lot of people in this man. Yeah, I
- 21:50Speaker 1: got it enough. So Hazel, and that's an old last name.
- 21:54Speaker 1: So I don't know what's going on right here, But
- 21:58Speaker 1: you in bed with your husband. Your boyfriend's wife called
- 22:05Speaker 1: you back to back three times. Yea, you told your
- 22:11Speaker 1: husband who you laying in bed with? You think it
- 22:14Speaker 1: was a spam call. He looked concerned like somebody was
- 22:18Speaker 1: calling about him. Is he cheating too? No no, no, no
- 22:23Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no. So don't
- 22:25Speaker 1: drag your husband into this. Don't drag your husband into this,
- 22:29Speaker 1: lying right there with them. This ain't even about is
- 22:33Speaker 1: your husband cheating too? What's about? It ain't about spam?
- 22:38Speaker 1: And your boyfriend's wife called you back to back to
- 22:42Speaker 1: back three times. Tommy's right. It ain't got nothing to
- 22:45Speaker 1: do with spam. It ain't got a doing to do it.
- 22:48Speaker 1: Is your husband cheating? Too. Are you that engulfed in
- 22:53Speaker 1: this situation that you got the nerve since you're so
- 22:58Speaker 1: guilt ridden, which obviously you ain't, thank you that you
- 23:02Speaker 1: now want to just throw some blame on your husband?
- 23:05Speaker 1: Is he cheating too? If he was, what difference do
- 23:09Speaker 1: it make m about you your boyfriend's wife? Yeah? Yeah,
- 23:17Speaker 1: why are you laying in bed next to your husband? Lady,
- 23:21Speaker 1: I'm gonna just you, you trifle, you trifle. That's all
- 23:25Speaker 1: I got for you. I ain't got no advice, I
- 23:27Speaker 1: ain't got no you trifle. I don't even know how
- 23:29Speaker 1: to talk to triple people. Because at somewhere in the hill,
- 23:34Speaker 1: the blame for her is her husband's reaction to her
- 23:38Speaker 1: lie that it was a spam phone call. I was
- 23:41Speaker 1: gonna ask you, are you mad that she's cheering? Or
- 23:44Speaker 1: you mad because she didn't come up with a better
- 23:45Speaker 1: life than a spam call, because you know how you are.
- 23:49Speaker 1: Call is fine. You know, that's fine. That was a
- 23:52Speaker 1: good lie. It's a lot of spam, you know, you know,
- 23:55Speaker 1: you know, you know you didn't have to say, oh
- 23:57Speaker 1: that was yours or something, you know, because she Doris
- 24:01Speaker 1: Hazel and Doris, she got right, all right, I'm moving
- 24:10Speaker 1: on to Portia and Kentwood. Porsche says, I'm dating an
- 24:13Speaker 1: African man that doesn't like wearing underwear. He's in sweatpants
- 24:18Speaker 1: every day and that's cool for inside the house, but
- 24:21Speaker 1: way too much for public viewing. How do I get
- 24:24Speaker 1: him to understand that he is too blessed to go commando?
- 24:30Speaker 1: I will not under what you do. You know what
- 24:33Speaker 1: he's doing. He knows. He knows exactly what he's doing.
- 24:38Speaker 1: You underwear tight on me? Dat African man? Oh really,
- 24:48Speaker 1: Now that's a little bit close reality, right, What a coincidence?
- 24:55Speaker 1: I like horses, So I'm gonna stay where we're right there.
- 24:58Speaker 1: I don't know what d tell your man. Put some
- 25:00Speaker 1: draws on before you leave the house. Her. Hey, I
- 25:03Speaker 1: then told y'all wives do what they want to do. Man,
- 25:06Speaker 1: y'all quit quit acting helpless. Y'all kill me with I
- 25:09Speaker 1: don't know what to do. Tell him she got the power. Oh,
- 25:15Speaker 1: put some lotion on your elbows. You're gonna do it. Yeah,
- 25:19Speaker 1: you need a haircut, baby, you're looking crazy. Get your
- 25:23Speaker 1: toenails done. No, your wife's gonna tell you. Okay. Steve
- 25:29Speaker 1: Cigars ain't coffee, Okay, that's a problem, has some problem.
- 25:38Speaker 1: That means shut your mouth immediately and get in there
- 25:41Speaker 1: and get busy and use that doctor tricianus. Don't do
- 25:45Speaker 1: no love to do. Use that and drink it like
- 25:50Speaker 1: Tommy drinking. Don't put no water in it, don't don't
- 25:54Speaker 1: dilute it. I find that hard to believe, because that's
- 25:59Speaker 1: that's like poe straight fire in your mouth asoline. Oh seriously,
- 26:10Speaker 1: I'm a siphon gas out of corbet pop and he's
- 26:14Speaker 1: strong and too much and and squalid, gasping pol you're
- 26:21Speaker 1: kidding no? Oh yeah, man. The first time by siping gas,
- 26:28Speaker 1: I didn't know how to do it right. My brother
- 26:31Speaker 1: was trying to teach me how to sipe and gas.
- 26:33Speaker 1: You do it with your mouth, you blow and then
- 26:39Speaker 1: you pull. Oh okay, and then when you pull, you
- 26:42Speaker 1: got to get your mouth out to white. He's going
- 26:45Speaker 1: to get up to the tip it poll out. Well,
- 26:47Speaker 1: I didn't know. He's said that. We're talking about gasoline. Yeah,
- 26:51Speaker 1: so let's let's go the next question. Yeah, please, the
- 26:54Speaker 1: next question. Shut up. Scene and Stanford says, I am
- 26:58Speaker 1: casually dating a few guys I met online. Nothing serious,
- 27:01Speaker 1: just having fun. I'm having sex with my ex until
- 27:05Speaker 1: I got into a real relationship. He knows the deal.
- 27:08Speaker 1: So why did he put a hickey on my neck?
- 27:11Speaker 1: He says it wasn't on purpose? Is he lying? Why
- 27:15Speaker 1: you let him put it on? Now? See, y'all, y'all
- 27:18Speaker 1: grown ass people, y'all know what this is. Yeah, if
- 27:22Speaker 1: somebody sucking on your neck, you know what's next. You're
- 27:26Speaker 1: sleeping with four people, casually dating a few guys, casually
- 27:31Speaker 1: dating a few guys. So I believe that she having
- 27:33Speaker 1: sex with him, but she's still having sex with a
- 27:36Speaker 1: act and he knows a deal. Yeah. So now he
- 27:39Speaker 1: liked all me and mocked a territory, your territory. Yeah,
- 27:43Speaker 1: he did it on first, So I guess where you
- 27:45Speaker 1: out the dating game for ten days? Well, I have
- 27:48Speaker 1: sex with a turtleneck on. You know, sex with a
- 27:53Speaker 1: turtleneck You're gonna have to cover this up. Who doing that?
- 27:57Speaker 1: We'll just say you cold? You know, keep your home.
- 28:00Speaker 1: You got to do something? What do you want it?
- 28:04Speaker 1: Or do you not want it? What? What? What? Sex? What?
- 28:07Speaker 1: A turtle lit? You ain't never done it? No? All right,
- 28:13Speaker 1: thank hard, thank hard. We have time for this one
- 28:17Speaker 1: last one. Tamala and Jackson says, I met a guy
- 28:20Speaker 1: on vacation and a Ruba. We had sex a few times.
- 28:23Speaker 1: He told me that although he's married, he tried to
- 28:25Speaker 1: keep in touch with me. He's been blowing up my
- 28:27Speaker 1: phone since I got home. Should I tell him it
- 28:29Speaker 1: was just a fling or block his number? Well, you
- 28:34Speaker 1: can tell him and block it. M hmmm, ain't like
- 28:39Speaker 1: he gonna go tell nobody. Yeah, because he is married.
- 28:45Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you, Cello. Coming up at
- 28:49Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Entertainment news that's coming up
- 28:52Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 28:59Speaker 1: Tom Brady is facing backlash from a string of comments
- 29:02Speaker 1: he made. When asked about Janet Jackson's two thousand and
- 29:05Speaker 1: four wardrobe malfunction during her halftime show at the Super
- 29:10Speaker 1: Bowl on Monday's episode of his Let's Go podcast, Brady stated,
- 29:16Speaker 1: I think in the end it was probably a good thing.
- 29:19Speaker 1: It was probably a good thing for the NFL because
- 29:22Speaker 1: everyone got to talk about it. It was just more
- 29:25Speaker 1: publicity and more publicity for halftime shows. Then Brady asked, rhetorically,
- 29:31Speaker 1: is any publicity bad publicity? Brady received a lot of
- 29:34Speaker 1: criticism on social media for the inconsiderate comments and for
- 29:38Speaker 1: losing sight of the huge scandal that Janet Jackson had
- 29:41Speaker 1: to go through. Comments like so, a black woman's career
- 29:44Speaker 1: and reputation is damaged and she was taught it for
- 29:48Speaker 1: a number of years by the mainstream media, but you
- 29:51Speaker 1: know what, it was good for the NFL and he
- 29:54Speaker 1: should be ashamed for treating Janet's trauma like that. So, Steve,
- 29:58Speaker 1: here's a question for you. How should Tom Brady fix this?
- 30:01Speaker 1: And can he fix this? Because I don't even see
- 30:04Speaker 1: why he has to fix I don't even understand. He
- 30:08Speaker 1: didn't say nothing. Yeah, well he always talking about that.
- 30:13Speaker 1: He didn't make he didn't make any comments about her,
- 30:16Speaker 1: hurt her feelings, her career. Motive behind it wasn't intentional
- 30:20Speaker 1: or not. It was good for the NFL in an
- 30:26Speaker 1: inadvertent way. It bought a lot of attention. I think
- 30:29Speaker 1: that's what he's saying. I see, hey, man, this happened
- 30:32Speaker 1: in two thousand, folks, that's that's nine years ago. What
- 30:37Speaker 1: is rich are we talking about? We go to do
- 30:41Speaker 1: to this man about a comment he didn't even say.
- 30:43Speaker 1: He didn't say Janet Jackson is trifling or nothing like that.
- 30:46Speaker 1: He he talked about the incident as a whole high
- 30:49Speaker 1: related to the halftime, and I don't think he wasn't
- 30:53Speaker 1: trying to downplay Janet Jackson. But ain't. Nobody got to
- 30:56Speaker 1: give thought to everybody's damn feelings when they talked, Okay,
- 31:02Speaker 1: that's what killed me, man? First? Why for you? No,
- 31:05Speaker 1: for real, man, but why every time somebody say something,
- 31:08Speaker 1: before they say it, they got to consider all parties involved.
- 31:13Speaker 1: Who got time to do that? Got to be high
- 31:19Speaker 1: Rihanna got the name, you know, h you know, Janet
- 31:23Speaker 1: Jackson got the jay Birds, Rhythm nation. I don't think
- 31:29Speaker 1: Janet Jackson. Back when this happened, there was no social media,
- 31:33Speaker 1: there was no the way it is now. So it
- 31:36Speaker 1: was like a mistake happened, a wardrobe malfunction happened with
- 31:40Speaker 1: a white guy on stage. Yeah, with the white guy
- 31:44Speaker 1: on stage. And it was a damaging thing for her
- 31:48Speaker 1: for a very long time, so much so that the
- 31:51Speaker 1: Grammys did not even pay tribute to her this past
- 31:55Speaker 1: Grammys because of this whole super Bowl gate with CBS,
- 31:59Speaker 1: because of the super Bowl, Yes, because of the network.
- 32:03Speaker 1: So it's a lingering thing for Janet. It's a lingering
- 32:08Speaker 1: thing yeah, nothing happened to take nothing. Just yeah. So
- 32:16Speaker 1: I think that she loves jobs. But so I don't
- 32:20Speaker 1: think Tom Brady is responsible for the hypocrisy of this country.
- 32:26Speaker 1: This country, it's hypocritical. Yeah, if we, if we, if
- 32:33Speaker 1: we don't hold everybody accountable for that man, we got
- 32:35Speaker 1: to go so many incidents, we got to go to
- 32:37Speaker 1: so much stuff. I personally, stuff I could bring up,
- 32:42Speaker 1: and so do all of you. Yeah, exactly. I'm not
- 32:45Speaker 1: holding him accountable for anything. I like Tom Brady. I'm
- 32:48Speaker 1: not holding him accountable. I'm just saying for the Super
- 32:51Speaker 1: Bowl halftime show, there was something negative that happened to somebody,
- 32:56Speaker 1: to an artist. So the whole bad publicity part was
- 33:00Speaker 1: damaging for Janet Jackson. And at that particular nineteen years ago.
- 33:05Speaker 1: It was nineteen years ago. That is true. That is true.
- 33:08Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna move on nineteen years but for
- 33:11Speaker 1: the sake of como. And I thought it was two thousand, vol. Eighteen,
- 33:17Speaker 1: that's nineteen years ago. It's nineteen. I thought it was nine.
- 33:25Speaker 1: All right, We're moving on to fans gone wild. You
- 33:28Speaker 1: guys are comedians. You perform all the time on stage,
- 33:31Speaker 1: you interact with your fans and all that, But have
- 33:34Speaker 1: you ever had someone offered to have sex with you
- 33:37Speaker 1: while you were performing on stage? Okay, well, this comedy
- 33:47Speaker 1: happened to Champago Drake. This happened a week ago while
- 33:52Speaker 1: he was performing at a Super Bowl party. Drake was
- 33:54Speaker 1: repeatedly distracted by a female fan, so he stopped in
- 33:58Speaker 1: the middle of his show to a d that's the fan.
- 34:00Speaker 1: He told the audience, give me a sex, and he
- 34:03Speaker 1: grabbed the female's phone and he turned it to the
- 34:05Speaker 1: audience to reveal the words less blank, okay, let's blank.
- 34:13Speaker 1: That's what she said. Let's what it was on the script.
- 34:16Speaker 1: I can't say that starts with an F ends with
- 34:20Speaker 1: a let's have sex? Ye, No, but she said the
- 34:24Speaker 1: word okay, yeah, that's what I ain't had that. I
- 34:30Speaker 1: didn't have a well, Drake seemed flatter. I grabbed your
- 34:34Speaker 1: phone back in the day, did they say that? What?
- 34:39Speaker 1: Let's show coming to a close. Well, hope you had
- 34:44Speaker 1: a good time night. I got one more joke for you.
- 34:47Speaker 1: Try big, big bib bang. I'm out a way back
- 34:53Speaker 1: in the day, hear you. But Drake, Drake, Drake declined
- 34:58Speaker 1: the offer, and he continue to a show I was
- 35:03Speaker 1: not Drake. I don't handed Drake appeal. I ain't in
- 35:11Speaker 1: mind to come see me and fall out last day. Still,
- 35:15Speaker 1: but let's be clear, why are you like this? Why
- 35:19Speaker 1: know what I had to do to get some attention?
- 35:21Speaker 1: You know what? A conversation alright? Coming up in twenty
- 35:28Speaker 1: minutes after Steve Junior is on a roll. He's got
- 35:31Speaker 1: a President's Day poem for us coming up all right
- 35:34Speaker 1: after this president Yeah, President's Day, right after this. You're
- 35:41Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So Junior,
- 35:45Speaker 1: we remember when Steve challenged you to do a President's
- 35:48Speaker 1: Day poem right after you did your Valentine's Day poem. Uh, well,
- 35:53Speaker 1: as usual, you come through for us. So so Steve
- 35:56Speaker 1: please introduced Junior with this new poem. Two in one week. Wow,
- 36:01Speaker 1: what did I know? What? Ladies and gentlemen, he is again,
- 36:07Speaker 1: second time in the week. Jay Rapp. Jay Rapp is
- 36:14Speaker 1: his name that we use for his poetry segment. Jay
- 36:18Speaker 1: Rapp is an acronym. Jay Rapp stands for Juniors raggedy
- 36:22Speaker 1: him as poems. Let's see. Yeah, okay, well listen here.
- 36:27Speaker 1: You know President's Day. It's Monday. You know but President's
- 36:31Speaker 1: Day is not like all the other holidays. Surely it's not.
- 36:34Speaker 1: It ain't like Memorial Day, but we know we're gonna
- 36:36Speaker 1: do it. Ain't like Fourth of July. We know what
- 36:39Speaker 1: we're gonna do. It ain't like you know, Labor Day,
- 36:42Speaker 1: or it's not like any other house of day. So
- 36:44Speaker 1: today's poem is titled what the hell do we do
- 36:48Speaker 1: on President's Day? What the hell do we do? Here?
- 36:53Speaker 1: We go? Monday is a national holiday, and here's what
- 36:57Speaker 1: I have to say. How are we supposed to celebrate
- 37:00Speaker 1: President's Day? On every other holiday? Black people love to barbecq,
- 37:05Speaker 1: But on President's Day? My question is, what the hell
- 37:08Speaker 1: are we supposed to do? What the hell? What the
- 37:12Speaker 1: hell are we supposed to do? I'm asking. We know
- 37:14Speaker 1: presidents are important, so this is not a slight to them,
- 37:18Speaker 1: but we can we just celebrate presidents like Clinton, Obama
- 37:21Speaker 1: and Joe Biden because the man I was president before
- 37:23Speaker 1: Biden was an epic failed and we still can't figure
- 37:27Speaker 1: out why his ass ain't in jail. Maybe I'll just
- 37:30Speaker 1: relax on Monday, enjoy the holiday. So well, that's it,
- 37:34Speaker 1: That's all I gotta say. So find something to do
- 37:37Speaker 1: on President's Day the end, that's it. Hey, okay, what
- 37:43Speaker 1: you gonna do? I like it. I don't know what
- 37:46Speaker 1: we're gonna do on President Day? Do we get together
- 37:49Speaker 1: the bank the bank club? Yeah, I struggle, Junior. I'm
- 37:56Speaker 1: trying to you. Ain't it's sent. But the question on
- 38:00Speaker 1: the table still stamp. What you gonna do? We do it?
- 38:03Speaker 1: Don't do no president? Why do we have it? Just chill?
- 38:06Speaker 1: Just get your chill on there? What then are we barbecuelling? No?
- 38:10Speaker 1: We can if you want, we can, now we can it.
- 38:13Speaker 1: Don't take on the fight upbecue. Yeah, it's not a
- 38:16Speaker 1: barbecue holiday. We don't do nothing for prisident. We don't
- 38:19Speaker 1: even know why are we thanking them? We don't know why.
- 38:22Speaker 1: All we need is a reason to fight up. We
- 38:24Speaker 1: can fly it up now. It don't take right, Let's
- 38:27Speaker 1: put wings on here, let's go. We gotta do nothing. Heavy,
- 38:31Speaker 1: ain't nothing to do on President's Day. Well, let's fid
- 38:33Speaker 1: up and play some Obama speeches. That'd be good Obama Day. Obama,
- 38:43Speaker 1: change it to that. Then I'm with you. Yeah, we've
- 38:46Speaker 1: changed Obama that one? All right? Coming up next and
- 38:50Speaker 1: thirty four minutes after the hour it's Roscoe Wallace. He
- 38:54Speaker 1: is back and uh is he wearing out? Is welcome?
- 38:57Speaker 1: Or what we're gonna find out right after this you're
- 39:00Speaker 1: listening show all right, ladies and gentlemen, He's back. Roscoe
- 39:06Speaker 1: Wallace is back in the building, right back, right back
- 39:10Speaker 1: back in love give motion. He did hear we're going on? Well, Roscoe,
- 39:21Speaker 1: welcome back. Um. You know you and Carla kind of
- 39:24Speaker 1: go added a lot, and you're always at odds about
- 39:26Speaker 1: alway with Carla, same one, you know, alwa, you got
- 39:31Speaker 1: something to say, don't know what to sleep? So whatever
- 39:35Speaker 1: you want? Hey, bro, I wrote that lab that talking
- 39:37Speaker 1: loud is saying enough we go? What did you want
- 39:43Speaker 1: with Roscoe today? Carl? Okay, I'm still thinking about reminiscent
- 39:48Speaker 1: about the Grammys. Remember the fiftieth anniversary of hip hop
- 39:51Speaker 1: and it was kind of like Bam Bam band. So
- 39:53Speaker 1: what I want to throw with you, Roscoe? I want
- 39:55Speaker 1: to throw at you R and B because that's you'll
- 39:58Speaker 1: joint that. Oh yeah, I'm just gonna throw some artists
- 40:02Speaker 1: out and then you can kind of battle between them.
- 40:06Speaker 1: You ready to get it started. I don't know what
- 40:08Speaker 1: you mean by you can sing a song? From each group.
- 40:10Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw at you. Okay, here's an example. Oh
- 40:15Speaker 1: Jay's versus LTD. Oh Lord that sure, ja ja jah
- 40:34Speaker 1: me make love to your baby? Oh Jay? No, okay,
- 40:41Speaker 1: yeah we know LTD you? What's letting? Do? I love
- 40:52Speaker 1: to remember Yester JUNI thal suit you makes it all
- 40:59Speaker 1: worrible going through People want the hag dude, but whold
- 41:05Speaker 1: they ain't nothing? Who I'm all right now right amoute,
- 41:12Speaker 1: right amout, you ain't already I gotta hangover now went
- 41:16Speaker 1: maze versus Earth Winding Fire God dog by hard right here.
- 41:22Speaker 1: Let me I know I bought it, bought it all
- 41:28Speaker 1: on myself. I don't oh no, blame to no damn
- 41:35Speaker 1: body holes. I a real lie, But I can't. I
- 41:45Speaker 1: can't get old you. Oh hear it? Reason? The reason
- 41:55Speaker 1: that I'm here, The reason Dad and disappear? Whoam after
- 42:11Speaker 1: the love games? All these games hadn't been played all
- 42:17Speaker 1: I re lose your all. Start to faith he's singing,
- 42:22Speaker 1: and I realize h reason start to thin? O that boy?
- 42:31Speaker 1: Right there? You feel it? Do you want to switch
- 42:33Speaker 1: it to the ladies? What you want? Go ahead, go ahead?
- 42:37Speaker 1: Here shot Day versus Anita Baker easy crime. Yet still
- 42:54Speaker 1: won't you I won't you to want me to jail?
- 43:05Speaker 1: Right there, Anita, giving you the best dad I got.
- 43:16Speaker 1: You have to laugh at himself. Ry have to laugh.
- 43:21Speaker 1: One bore you the best dad I got one more time,
- 43:30Speaker 1: giving you the best dad I got anyone there. I
- 43:34Speaker 1: gave you the best I got. He ain't no more. Yeah, come,
- 43:39Speaker 1: he ain't calling me that. I should enjoy that. We're
- 43:41Speaker 1: doing more. You all right, we'll be crime thing. It's
- 43:53Speaker 1: out Frank phone call coming up next. You're listening Steve
- 43:58Speaker 1: Morning Show. Come up at about four minutes after the hour.
- 44:02Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
- 44:05Speaker 1: does she pass her leftovers to me? Figure that out?
- 44:09Speaker 1: Find out what's going on at the top of the hour.
- 44:12Speaker 1: But right now it is time for the Nephew and
- 44:15Speaker 1: today's spring phone call. What you got for a snap?
- 44:18Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety Rock steps up on the team with the
- 44:20Speaker 1: dream of a hardcore league. Jay wasn't grapp to be
- 44:23Speaker 1: point of graphic. Yeah, tough Rock, Baby Rock. When you
- 44:27Speaker 1: at man, this is the nephew coming at you. If
- 44:29Speaker 1: you ain't heard it before, here it is the nephew.
- 44:32Speaker 1: Pranks Chub Rock seeking what ain't for the haling somebody
- 44:36Speaker 1: find to use my instrumental hello and then act like
- 44:39Speaker 1: they're gonna just use my Hello. Hello, man, I speak
- 44:42Speaker 1: to chub Hey. I need to talk to you. Man.
- 44:45Speaker 1: This d Low from our flow Jam Productions out of Jacksonville, Florida.
- 44:50Speaker 1: My name d Low from flow Jam Productions out of Jacksonville, Florida.
- 44:55Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Brother? Brother, bring your blood pressure
- 44:58Speaker 1: down a couple of notches, be a whold of because
- 45:01Speaker 1: being you already got a problem now my understanding of
- 45:05Speaker 1: somebody using my instrumental O. Some kind of records you
- 45:08Speaker 1: got called if you was mine and all of them,
- 45:12Speaker 1: all that music is my music, and I got a
- 45:14Speaker 1: problem with all of that. Brother, calm your blood pressure down.
- 45:18Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying to you, my brod pressure
- 45:21Speaker 1: calmed down. All I'm saying to you will ain't nobody
- 45:23Speaker 1: fin to release, no CD, no album. I'm using my
- 45:27Speaker 1: music dout. It ain't finn out. I understand who you
- 45:30Speaker 1: will and all the stuff you've haven't done in the past,
- 45:32Speaker 1: but you ain't gonna use my stuff though. Brother. Let
- 45:35Speaker 1: me tak something anything I ever got in my life
- 45:37Speaker 1: in twenty years of recording. I don't know how you
- 45:39Speaker 1: got my number. Who you are? You know who you're
- 45:43Speaker 1: supposed to be representing. But anything I do is always
- 45:46Speaker 1: straight up. We do our music ourselves or for producer.
- 45:49Speaker 1: I'm using he does his thing, I pay him, or
- 45:52Speaker 1: do whatever I gotta do. You're calling me, I don't
- 45:54Speaker 1: even know who you are, but you need to calm
- 45:56Speaker 1: down your blood pressure if you want to continue this
- 45:58Speaker 1: conversation where we can get this. I'm kind of figuring
- 46:01Speaker 1: out of who you are and what you're talking about.
- 46:03Speaker 1: You want to yell at me and try to do that.
- 46:06Speaker 1: I don't. I don't go for yelling and intimidation. I
- 46:08Speaker 1: ain't one of these young dudes out there. So if
- 46:10Speaker 1: you don't bring your blood pressure down, then I'm gonna
- 46:12Speaker 1: have a problem. My blood pressure will go up and
- 46:15Speaker 1: then we'll have a real, real problem. Do you feel
- 46:19Speaker 1: what I'm saying to you. I understand everything that you're
- 46:21Speaker 1: saying to me. All I'm saying to you, I know.
- 46:23Speaker 1: I know my music when I hear and I think
- 46:26Speaker 1: your boy cow then took my music from me. Now,
- 46:29Speaker 1: if you the stuff you got on, if you was mine,
- 46:32Speaker 1: I don't, that's mine. I ain't nobody tripping with y'all
- 46:35Speaker 1: on what you do. I'm just trying to tell you
- 46:38Speaker 1: said all that stuff is mine. We're talking about those
- 46:41Speaker 1: are my lyrics on that playboy. You don't write no
- 46:43Speaker 1: lyrics from me? Were you crazy? No, I'm right like
- 46:45Speaker 1: one of them, key blood el Cap. You don't nobody
- 46:47Speaker 1: touch my lyrics. Be you're saying all that stuff I'm not.
- 46:50Speaker 1: I ain't talking about the mule the lyrics. I'm talking
- 46:52Speaker 1: about the music itself. That's what I'm talking about. The lyrics.
- 46:56Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about that might be you, but
- 46:58Speaker 1: I'm just trying to let you know about the music
- 47:00Speaker 1: that belonged to mate. Convert that mic that you got
- 47:03Speaker 1: there might be me. Convert the mic. I ain't no, Mike.
- 47:07Speaker 1: The music is mine. Let's get that out there now.
- 47:10Speaker 1: The music on this song you got, if you was mine,
- 47:13Speaker 1: that's my music. Brother. You ain't Bobby Womack. How can
- 47:16Speaker 1: it be your music? The interpretation of the music was
- 47:19Speaker 1: from Bobby Woolmack. Hey, brother, Now, I don't know if
- 47:22Speaker 1: you're the one that stole my music. I don't know
- 47:24Speaker 1: if it was your boy cal who called himself DJ
- 47:27Speaker 1: Rexhaut whoever he called on himself. All I'm trying to
- 47:30Speaker 1: let you know where this music belonged to me. All right,
- 47:33Speaker 1: So what do you want to If you want to
- 47:34Speaker 1: meet me on the streets of way in and you
- 47:36Speaker 1: can handle it the way you want to handle it
- 47:37Speaker 1: with me, you want to handle it that way. You
- 47:39Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing to me, man, You ain't saying this.
- 47:42Speaker 1: Who'm saying me? Brother? That's just how I want them
- 47:44Speaker 1: to keep blasts. You don't saying me. Did you just
- 47:47Speaker 1: say something about my rectum? Other me? You don't talk
- 47:50Speaker 1: of you, You don't talk about my We gonna we
- 47:53Speaker 1: will meet if you keep talking about my You don't
- 47:56Speaker 1: bring my up on nothing. You know what nothing, You
- 47:59Speaker 1: ain't nothing. If you want to talk as men, then
- 48:01Speaker 1: we should down and we talk as men, because I
- 48:03Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. But if you come
- 48:05Speaker 1: in a bed throwing my name in the middle of severy,
- 48:08Speaker 1: then I got a problem with that being and I'll
- 48:10Speaker 1: handle it with you. I'm not new youngan, I don't
- 48:13Speaker 1: make records. I ain't gonna dish you on the record.
- 48:15Speaker 1: I'm gonna come see you so we can sit down
- 48:17Speaker 1: eye the eye and we get down to what it is.
- 48:20Speaker 1: And then all I'm saying is I got a problem
- 48:22Speaker 1: with it and have been a bigger problem I got
- 48:24Speaker 1: at this point, now is for you to tell me.
- 48:26Speaker 1: Do I want to meet you on the streets somewhere?
- 48:29Speaker 1: And you know what, I ain't got no problem with that.
- 48:31Speaker 1: You want to find we don't want me to see you? Now?
- 48:34Speaker 1: You know what your problem is, man. Your problem is
- 48:36Speaker 1: that you ain't getting a successful as heavy D. You
- 48:39Speaker 1: didn't do what Biggie what Biggie Smalls did. That's your problem, man.
- 48:43Speaker 1: That's I have no problem that those are incredible artists
- 48:46Speaker 1: who have done all kinds of beautiful things in music.
- 48:49Speaker 1: I have done my singing music, all of those things
- 48:52Speaker 1: that you're trying to get me to go past the
- 48:54Speaker 1: line of sensibility that goes to youngan's And like I
- 48:57Speaker 1: said before, forget about that. When I should earn your stands, brother,
- 49:01Speaker 1: when you're wanting to see me, I don't care where
- 49:03Speaker 1: you want to me that. How about I got a
- 49:04Speaker 1: better idea for you. I'm doing a club dat in Jacksonville,
- 49:07Speaker 1: Flad's brother. That's when you can got my guests and
- 49:10Speaker 1: come see me personally and literally come with this vigor though,
- 49:14Speaker 1: come with this vigor vic you know what you're talking about.
- 49:17Speaker 1: You're gonna quit using these big words. What this ain't
- 49:20Speaker 1: no big words you're gonna use. But you're gonna come
- 49:22Speaker 1: there with this attitude. You ain't gonna see no bodyguard there,
- 49:25Speaker 1: you feel me. All I'm saying to you is the
- 49:28Speaker 1: music belongs to me. That's what I'm saying to you, man,
- 49:31Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying to you. And whoever your boy
- 49:34Speaker 1: ever dinning to swipe my music, laid it under you,
- 49:37Speaker 1: and you don't put some tracks on top of it.
- 49:39Speaker 1: Ain't right, dog, brother. Let me tell you something. The
- 49:42Speaker 1: guy is a guy of incredible integrity. Keep saying it
- 49:48Speaker 1: the truth, brother, it's the truth. I mean, I'm sorry, man,
- 49:51Speaker 1: I mean it's clear that Trump said, and I'm sorry
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- 49:56Speaker 1: of that, Forget everything we're talking about right now. I
- 49:59Speaker 1: want you to notice. Can I tell you something else?
- 50:02Speaker 1: You're yelling again? Can I say something else to you?
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- 52:15Speaker 1: Did she pass her leftovers to me? We'll find out
- 52:19Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It
- 52:26Speaker 1: is time now for my Strawberry Letter for today. And
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- 52:50Speaker 1: It is Strawberry Letter. Thank you Nephew. Subject, did she
- 52:54Speaker 1: pass her leftovers to me. Just Stephen Shirley. I'm forty
- 52:58Speaker 1: and my boyfriend is forty four years old. My favorite
- 53:02Speaker 1: cousin hooked us up and told me that he's a
- 53:04Speaker 1: great guy, but he hasn't found a decent woman. Our
- 53:07Speaker 1: first date was a double date with my cousin and
- 53:10Speaker 1: her boyfriend. There was a little tension between my date
- 53:13Speaker 1: and my cousin's boyfriend because we managed to get through.
- 53:16Speaker 1: But we managed to get through the date. I've been
- 53:19Speaker 1: told that my standards are too high, so I overlooked
- 53:22Speaker 1: a lot of things with this guy from the beginning.
- 53:24Speaker 1: He brags about his past and provides a lot of
- 53:27Speaker 1: information that I don't need to know. The most entertaining
- 53:30Speaker 1: part of our conversation is how he lies. When he's bragging,
- 53:34Speaker 1: he forgets that he's been friends with my cousin since
- 53:37Speaker 1: they were kids, and she knows the truth and tells me.
- 53:41Speaker 1: He told me he made a lot of money in
- 53:43Speaker 1: the stock market, but he doesn't look like he's ever
- 53:46Speaker 1: had any money. He lies about his sexual escapades, and
- 53:50Speaker 1: I know firsthand that he's not all of that. In
- 53:52Speaker 1: the bedroom and some lies. He's a ladies man, and
- 53:55Speaker 1: I found out he hasn't had a real relationship in
- 53:57Speaker 1: ten years. I noticed that my cousin and it is defensive.
- 54:00Speaker 1: When I ask her about his past. We both laugh
- 54:03Speaker 1: at how much he lies. So she has helped me
- 54:07Speaker 1: figure out who this man really is. I finally asked
- 54:10Speaker 1: him if he's ever dated my cousin. He said that
- 54:14Speaker 1: he's been there and done that, but he would not
- 54:16Speaker 1: go into details. So I called my cousin in front
- 54:18Speaker 1: of him, and she said that we all know he's
- 54:21Speaker 1: a big liar. He got upset by being called a
- 54:24Speaker 1: liar and he left the room. I think it was
- 54:27Speaker 1: an act to get off the topic. My cousin says
- 54:30Speaker 1: he's lying and that's why her boyfriend doesn't like him
- 54:34Speaker 1: if he slept with my cousin. Can our relationship get
- 54:36Speaker 1: past this? Why won't they tell me? Okay, what is
- 54:42Speaker 1: this letter about? I mean, just because your cousin introduced
- 54:45Speaker 1: you guys, doesn't mean she gets to stay all up
- 54:49Speaker 1: in your business. The whole point to me in this
- 54:52Speaker 1: letter is that you don't know who to believe. It
- 54:55Speaker 1: sounds like they both have lied to you about a
- 54:58Speaker 1: few things. First off, your cousin for saying he's a
- 55:02Speaker 1: great guy, he's not not if he's a big liar.
- 55:07Speaker 1: And although it doesn't seem to matter to you because
- 55:09Speaker 1: you're already calling him your boyfriend and going out on dates,
- 55:13Speaker 1: you've already had sex with him. Your favorite cousin won't
- 55:16Speaker 1: come clean about whether she dated him or not. Your
- 55:18Speaker 1: boyfriend said they did, your favorite cousin said he's lying.
- 55:22Speaker 1: But but you know what, I get the feeling that
- 55:26Speaker 1: none of this matters to you anyway, because you're already
- 55:29Speaker 1: a couple. I mean again, you've had sex with the
- 55:31Speaker 1: man already. You've called him your boyfriend at the top
- 55:34Speaker 1: of the letter, so your relationship has gotten past a
- 55:38Speaker 1: lot of things. It really has a lot of lies. Okay,
- 55:41Speaker 1: it comes down to if you want to stay in
- 55:44Speaker 1: this relationship or not. I think you know you like
- 55:48Speaker 1: this guy lies and all. Steve, I don't. I don't.
- 55:57Speaker 1: I don't even understand your question. Did she pass her
- 56:02Speaker 1: leftovers to me? How's that the only how? All? Listen,
- 56:07Speaker 1: I'm about to go through with y'all. Your question is
- 56:10Speaker 1: did she pass her leftovers to me? Let me this
- 56:16Speaker 1: is a letter of lies? Now, what's gonna make me good?
- 56:19Speaker 1: At this letter? I specialize in the lie I know
- 56:27Speaker 1: when they should be told. I know the background behind tell.
- 56:33Speaker 1: I know the amount and the stuff you're gonna have
- 56:36Speaker 1: to do to uphold it, so when you lie can
- 56:39Speaker 1: spot it easy. This is a letter full of lies.
- 56:42Speaker 1: I'm forty and my boyfriend is forty folk. I came
- 56:46Speaker 1: to only be boyfriend. Girlfriend told you all about that
- 56:51Speaker 1: my favorite cousin hooked us up. Now, this is your
- 56:54Speaker 1: favorite cousin. I would hate to meet your other cousins
- 56:58Speaker 1: because this is your favorite and told me he's a
- 57:02Speaker 1: great guy, but he hasn't found a decent woman. What really,
- 57:10Speaker 1: how many great guys you know haven't found a decent woman? Okay,
- 57:16Speaker 1: our first date was a double date with my cousin
- 57:19Speaker 1: and her boyfriend. That was a little tension between my
- 57:23Speaker 1: date and my cousin's boyfriend, but we managed to get
- 57:26Speaker 1: through the date. Well, now, let me explain something TV.
- 57:30Speaker 1: If this tension between the two dudes, it's because one
- 57:34Speaker 1: of the dudes is thinking something, or have some information,
- 57:42Speaker 1: or both of them have information. But if they both
- 57:45Speaker 1: had information, they wouldn't be on the date. So one
- 57:48Speaker 1: person has some information that the other person don't. But
- 57:50Speaker 1: if both men have bad information, don't know the dude
- 57:54Speaker 1: dudes that just ain't reality TV. Dudes don't go out
- 57:57Speaker 1: with dudes. We don't like it. We don't really do
- 58:00Speaker 1: that because we already know where it's gonna This ain't
- 58:02Speaker 1: nothing to do, but because our mode of conflict resolution
- 58:06Speaker 1: gonna end up in violence normally, so we try to
- 58:09Speaker 1: stay away from that. No. Really, that's why you that
- 58:11Speaker 1: can be no reality shows at all, men all because
- 58:14Speaker 1: you can't slap me this Friday and then next Friday
- 58:17Speaker 1: were eating Sowell. This reality show is oval dog, he
- 58:25Speaker 1: bet not because the first thing you're gonna get out
- 58:27Speaker 1: of his mouth is on site and you slapped him
- 58:32Speaker 1: on TV and the male egos Bruce, So the lies
- 58:38Speaker 1: have all begun to hear. I've been told that my
- 58:42Speaker 1: standards are too high, so I overlooked a lot of
- 58:45Speaker 1: things with this guy from the beginning. He brags about
- 58:50Speaker 1: his past and provides a lot of information that I
- 58:53Speaker 1: don't need to know. What. Well, let's get into this
- 58:56Speaker 1: information when we come back, as I dissected of Live
- 59:01Speaker 1: all right, True Live, We'll have part two of your
- 59:06Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three minutes after today's Strawberry
- 59:11Speaker 1: letter subject did she pass her leftovers to me. We'll
- 59:14Speaker 1: find out more right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
- 59:19Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's
- 59:23Speaker 1: strawberry letter. The subject did she pass her leftovers to me?
- 59:28Speaker 1: The title of this letter has been tamed change. I'm
- 59:31Speaker 1: calling it true Live, True lives. Okay, yeah, these are
- 59:35Speaker 1: true lives. Ready. I'm forty My boyfriend is forty four.
- 59:39Speaker 1: My favorite cousin, Lie pook me up with him, told
- 59:42Speaker 1: me he was a great guy. Lie said he was
- 59:45Speaker 1: a great guy, but he ain't found a decent woman.
- 59:48Speaker 1: That's another lie. Our first day was a double day
- 59:50Speaker 1: with my cousin and a boyfriend. That was a little
- 59:53Speaker 1: tension between my date and my cousin boyfriend, but we
- 59:55Speaker 1: managed to get through the date. I've been told in
- 59:58Speaker 1: my standards are too high, so I overlooked a lot
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: of things with this guy from the beginning. All right,
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: here we go. He brags about his past and provides
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: a lot of information that I don't need to know.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: I always remember something my father told me. I didn't
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: get it when I was a little boy, but I
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: understand it now. He says, So if somebody always got
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: to tell you who they are and what they do,
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: it probably ain't true. If a person is constantly telling
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: you who they are and what they do, and they
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: gotta keep telling it to you, it's probably not true.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: So the most entertaining part of our conversations is now
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: he lies when he's bragging, and this is entertaining to you,
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: and you're still dating him. He forgets that he's been
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: friends with my cousin since they were kids, and she
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: knows the truth and tells me, he told me he
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: made a lot of money in the stock market, but
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: he don't look like he's ever had any money. Oh,
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: he would go, this is my specialty right here. I
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: have spent the bulk of my life in stock raven put.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: The bulk of my sixty six years has been impolity.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: I have lived the bulk of my life, with exception
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: of spot years he and then working at four. Most
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: of those years was spent in poplity. So when you
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: tell me that a man says he made a lot
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: of money, but he don't look like he's ever had
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: any money, So it ain't no like he got this
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: this this pass shoes that he'd been wearing for years
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: when he had money, a pair of gators. You can
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: tell he bought him back then, because nobody really bought
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: gators too much, no more. And now they're old. You
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: don't see no watch on him. It's kind of old,
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: but it's a good watching. You don't see no sweater
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: that was cash meal, but it's got little balls on
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: it now where he bought it when he had money.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: But he ain't got no money now, ain't none of
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: that on it. So he don't even look like he
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: ever had no money. He has no residue left over
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: from making money. He told me he made a lot
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: of money in the stock market. You know why that's
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: a good line of town because he can't nobody to
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: check on it, can't check it. That's a perfect lie.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: Can't nobody checking. Okay, so he lies about his sexual escapade.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: And I know firsthand that he ain't all that in
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: bed where he was gonna. Yeah, let me tell you something.
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: I wrot bells, Yeah, all damn, and here I ain't bail. Mama,
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: sa't knock you out. And I do, yes that now
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: he didn't forgot. They was just in the bed last time.
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: She ain't got knocked out or heard no bail and
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: this fool didn't in some lies. He's a ladies man.
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: And I found out he ain't had a real relationship
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: in ten years. That's because he ain't. You ain't no
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: good guy that can't find a decent woman. Most people
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: would have been going by now. I noticed that my
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: cousin defensive when I asked her about his path. We
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: both laughed at how much he lied. So she has
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: helped me figure out who this man really is? Why
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: you still talk if you don't figure how he really is?
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: Why what's the letter folk? I finally asked him if
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: he ever dated my cousin. He said that he's been
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: and done that, but he would not go into detail.
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: So I called my cousin in front of him, and
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: she said that we all know he's a big lie. Now,
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: ain't that the truth? Right? He didn't lied about everything else,
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: lied about his past sexual escortation, lied about his abilities
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: with women, lied about the money in the stock one,
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: lied about what he used to have. Now I told
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: you had your cousin, he ain't got no details because
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: ain't no details. And she told you we know he
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: a big lie. He got upset after being caller caller lie.
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: He left the room. That's all he got. Oh, I'm
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: a gass. I think it was an act to get
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: off the topic. My cousin says he's lying, and that's
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: why her boyfriend don't like it. Because see the boyfriend
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: the reason it was tension because he know he'd spread
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: lies about this girl before and he setting up looking
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: up side if he slept with my cousin. Can our
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: relationship get past it? One relationship? Why are you in
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: a relationship with you? Sorry? He got no money. He
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: don't look like you ever had no money. He ain't
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: got no hopes from making no money. He ain't What
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: he's saying is in the band. What are you in
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: a relationship with it? For you? Tho standards back high
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: again because you're the lord. Them too low because you
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: got your little fish round your y'ard two feet a
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: body step into the yard now, please all right, leave
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: your comments on today's Strawberry Letter. Thank you Steve on
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: Instagram and Steve Harvey FM, and check out the Strawberry
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: Letter podcast on demand coming up next to his Junior
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: and Sports Talk right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: Morning Show. It is time now for Junior and sports
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: talk what you got Junior? All right, Shirley. But tonight tonight,
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: tonight it happens. It's going down to night Uptown Comedy
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- 1:06:09Speaker 1: side of the stage. I had one model. When I
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: walked out on that stage. I'm fitting to tell your
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: mouth found you didn't buy no ticket to leave disappointed
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: seeing Steve Hardy. That's the goal. After the Kings, A
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: comedy dog my whole career. It was even before that,
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: a couple of years before my whole career. Boy with theaters.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: That's playing no games out here. Proud of you, man, Man,
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: well man, did you know this dude? Who else didn't
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: play no games? Because Michael Jordan turned sixty today. If
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: Jay turns sixty, they didn't play no games on that court.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: He also celebrated by making a ten million dollars do
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: nature to the Make a Witch Foundation. And you say,
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: Michael Jordan ain't charitable ten million on his birthday. Now,
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: I don't know anybody of us on this show making
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: a ten million dollars donation on your birthday? Would you
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: do this? Would you make a ten million on your birthday? Yeah? Easy? Okay, easy,
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: he say, easy, But you got to make for me
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: to get that. I give it up. Yeah, I have it,
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: but I would, but I don't have Jordan's money yet. Man. Well,
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: you know they seem as like this. As soon as
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: I reach this level that I'm going for, You're gonna
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: see all types of great stuff. I do great stuff. Now,
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: I ain't worry about that. Yeah, yeah, don't don't don't. Don't.
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: Don't get hung up y'all with y'all life. You ain't
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: got ten million. Sometimes your one hundred dollars donation, it's
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: the equivalent, absolutely, you know, man, he had him. Jordan
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: has made one hundred million dollars donations towards organizations that
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: focus on promoting and fighting racially equality. So Michael Jordan, man,
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Michael Jordan. Jordan and don't forgets are
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: bad boy. And I've been debating this thing about the
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: greatness of it. But if you look at the real
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: numbers next to each other's still yeah boy. Never lost
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: the NBA Finals, never been to a Game seven in
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: the NBA Finals. Dog yeah, yeah, go ahead man. Happy birthday,
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: Michael Jordan, Thank you, Happy birthday, Michael Jordan. Coming up
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, A naked man burned
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: his penis in the woods. We'll talk about it. Let
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: you know how right after this you went in there
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: for it. We'll tell you about it. There's more than out.
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harpy show, Well, tell me this
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: story might be for you, So listen up, because you
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: know how you like to you know how you like
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: to be naked. All right, what's the worst place to
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: sleep naked? It turns out it might be the desert.
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: On the season premiere of the TV show Naked and Afraid,
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: one of the male contestants slept too close to a
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: camp fire and a piece of hot coal popped from
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: the fire and landed yeah, yeah, yeah, and landed right
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: there on the yeah, the tip of his yeah. Imagine
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: that medics were on hand to provide pain relief, and
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: the contestants seemed to have a great sense of humor
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: about the incident. He described to Burn as being on
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: his quote little little soldier's helmet. Okay, we we do
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: with this show after this hire. Yeah, well, I'm turning
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: cameras all give me back on back, there's old we
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: were going only in. Yeah, you can't seeping out afraid
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: and burnt. No, I'm tapping anything on the soldiers helmet anything.
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: M We got to go home. Yeah, check into the
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: hospital and get it tended to. Yeah, we have to.
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: I don't care if it's a mosquito boke. I don't
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: care if tick get on, I don't care. You know,
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: if you really think about it, it can't take much
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: every man. Like if you like, if you outside in
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: the cold and and try to pee up against a
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: tree that cold out on it me? Yeah, what if
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: you outside and outside sometimes watching all the way back
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: over there, back on the wayside to the restaurant. What yaide?
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: I'm behind this tree. Can't body see me? Why am
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: I straining like this? Oh? Yeah, you guys can't hold
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: it like we can. Oh no, see, and you all
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: have y'all have trained yourself to hold it because you
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: got to get to a bathroom. Yes, yes, and we
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: got to do that. I see it all over the
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: golf course. Oh on the golf course. What oh? Everybody going?
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: It's the bathroom too. It's way too far. It's too
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: far the course, of course, that's bathroom. But it's not
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: at every hole, you know, it's not. No, why do
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: you have to go so much? Have you ever been
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: to the hospital and you couldn't give your urine sample?
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: And you're going the bathroom and to help yourself out
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: give your earine sample. You turn the falls too? Yeah, yeah,
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: you gonna be a boy as soon as you hear
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: that water. Oh, you gotta go now. I didn't know
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: what on the golf course like that. It's wherever you at,
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: it's wherever you at. You got to go. Where's you
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: gonna go? You got to get out this. Wait a minute,
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: what do you mean this? Dank? I'll tell you what's dating?
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: Healing on yourself while you drop. That's surely we have
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: learned so much today. We can't burn ourselves. That's not
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: we can't do that. That's the truth. So you went
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: through it with the shell. Man, give me my clothes, man,
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: get a card here, let's get on back in. We
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: need some butt out here. I need some butter. We
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: need honey. We need some honey, Ali vera, I need
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: some san wrap. Wow. Okay, guys, Okay, I I tell
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: if that fire pop on me neckan and afraid is over.
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: We got to get some clothes on right Okay, now
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: we're fit to get dressed right now. But when you
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: come from medical aid, have some pants, draws, you can
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: bring a depend which. But we're fit to put this puppy. Awight.
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: He ain't out available, he's not he's not available for taping.
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: I'll be talking to him like I'm his agent. He's
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: not available for p Yeah, he'll be like, oh, he's
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: his own actor. Excuse me. He's not coming out the
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: dressing room. In twenty minutes after the hour, you crazy guys,
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show, right after this
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: you're listening show. All right, Steve, let's get to it.
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: Let's talk about Elevate you and the health benefits and
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: all of that and how good I'm an tell you something, man,
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: I'm really really proud of this because I really you know,
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- 1:15:28Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play a round
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: of would you rather? Right after this you're listening Steve
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for a round
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: of would you rather? Would you rather drink truth therem
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: and talk to your wife or never speak again? Oh?
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: B oh yeah, bah b you don't talk no more,
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: but you talked for a living speaks over the Yeah,
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: you rather never speak again? Yeah a monk. What about
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: your nephew, I didn't hear yours. Well, if I talk
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: to her, everything over, It's just that's it. So I'm so,
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: I'm just with hood. I'm just quiet the whole time.
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: Never that's what never speak again means every Yeah, your
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: wife and everyone. Yeah. Well, if you take that truth, Sam,
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: you're gonna spend the rest of your life explaining. So
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: I'd rather just be quiet, all right? Would you rather?
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: I bet I can lie through that truth? Salm. I
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: bet you'll smart the truth. I chose be time, and
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: I just got married. I don't care. We don't have talk.
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: I just got in here. I bet you I can
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: write stuff down, though I didn't do that. All right,
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: all right? Would you rather work as a gynecologist or
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: as a bartender at a strip club. Would you rather work?
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: I'm gonna be ba, be bartender at the strip club?
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, they got to college. Hey, hell no,
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: they can't be a good day at that job. It
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: can't be. No, it's not, it's not, it's not. I've
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: seen some people. I don't want it. I've seen some people. Okay,
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: I don't want to. How was your day? No, I
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: don't want to be talking, you explained, I don't know. Hey,
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: no strip club? All right? All right, come on something
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: my no about I don't really know how to make
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: drinks or nothing like that, because a lot of people
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: gonna get way more alcohol than they give up the
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: inventory at the bar. I don't want to know how
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: to make drinks, you know. So all right? Would you
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: rather get a three inch extension? Yeah? Or would you
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: rather have a six pack and some obliques going on?
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: We just burned it the last segment. Now you leave
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: it alone. I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm with you.
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: You know, I ain't trying to sound like three gonna
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: be way too much. Now comes last thing I needed?
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: What is be? Give me that day six pack and
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: they come see what what I got? Look like? All right?
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up? It is
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: our last break of the day. We'll have some clothing already,
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: got some damn kid, Sam grant Ky, what the hell
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: I need? With three molt? Steve Harvey Right after this,
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, Right
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: before we get out of here, and right before we
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: get to your closing remarks, we got to remind everyone
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: to catch the Nephew tonight on his hit show, Ready
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: to Love. It's an all new episode. Tell us a
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: little bit about it tonight, Nephew Tonight gonna be just
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: as ignorant as all crazy and up and down and
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: roller coaster as it because you know, Andrea is back
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: now Okaya is back and you get get to see y'all.
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: Keep watching up y'all, y'all in for y'all in for
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: a treat. And next Friday, o MG is a special
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: because it is the one hundredth episode I'm Ready to Love.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: So the Nephew is excited about that one hundred, So
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: make sure you tune in tonight and next week you
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: don't want to miss it. One hundred baby, Ready to Love.
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: That's a blessing all right, yes, yes, yeah, and Junior,
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: you perform tonight, right, oh, absolutely, Uptown Comedy Corn. I'm
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: coming to night man, it's gonna be crazy tonight. I
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: tell you know what I do, Tim, I'm going just
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: gonna beet Junior. That's it. Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: Five shows all weekend. All right, we're coming out to
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: see Junior. Thank you guys. All right, Steve, you can
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: take us out. You know what. In closing, you know,
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: I look at this country, and I look at the
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: situations that we hear about all the time, and I
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: listened to the surprise that people have when it pertains
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: to the subject of race and racism in this country.
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: You know, if you claim not to be a racist,
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: and you're free to claim that if you want. But
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: if you're a person that claims that, just because you
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: don't claim it don't mean it don't exist. Just because
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: your particular circle of friends doesn't practice racism doesn't mean
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: it doesn't exist. Now, there are some people, a lot
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: of people who are not racist, but there are enough
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: of them. That is that allows this sickness to prevail.
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: It's in our elementary schools, is that our daycare centers
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: is in our high schools. It's if you think race
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: is funny, you're part of the problem. The little white
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: girls the other day that released that video Spray Payton
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: a friend that they was laughing so hard and that's
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: funny to you, that's racism. That's racist. And it just
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: keeps going on and on and on what And then
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: you get the governor in Florida that wants to stop
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: a Black History in the schools. And then you got
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: the students in Tuscaloosa that's got to walk out because
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: doing Black History Month. They got a teacher that's offended
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: with offensive if they talk about slavery or or civil rights.
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: Wait a minute, see that show problem. You keep wanting
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: to push it under the rug. When you push racism
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: under the rug, it's still it's under the rug. You
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: can't set furniture on a lumpy rug. You can't build
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: a foundation on lumpy ground. Y'all keep wanting to push
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: it under the rug. Y'all want to act, not mention it.
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: That don't stop it. It kills me with statements like, well,
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: it's better now, it's better for who. No, no, no,
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: technology is better now. Racism ain't better now. See you
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: get technology you get, you know, Microsoft two point old,
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: two three point old, software gets better. Racism don't get better.
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: Any form of racism is still racism. It's still wrong,
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: it's still hurtful, and it's still degrading, and it's still
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: happening to us. But because it ain't happening to you,
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: you got time, you got patience, you got you got
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: the mind set to deal with it because it ain't
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: happening to you. And then when oppressed people react, when
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: they just not getting heard and they start rioting. Rioting
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: is the voice of the unheard. When you ain't listening,
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: you're gonna hear me. I'm oppressed, I'm paul. You ain't listening,
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: or here I go, Oh look at them there, No
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: they're not, No, they're not you're not listening, you're tired,
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: you know what? What? Then you get statements like, well,
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: we're not that way anymore. Okay, well how are you?
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: Then it's you just got a different way. There aren't
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: lynchings anymore, Yes, it is, you just found a new
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: way to do the lynching. It's still lynchings all the time.
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: You got you you you you you you you read
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: line district people, you you you you deny them applications
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: based on their name because you know they race you
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: zone people. You look at the area colde, you look
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: at the zip cold. That's racism, man, that's what it is, y'all. Well, Steve,
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: look at you. How can you say this ain't about me? Well?
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: You got by? Oh you you think? Oh you think?
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: Because I'm Steve Harvey, I got by. You don't know
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: half the mess out? And did you don't know half
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: the mess I still deal with? You don't know half
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: my peers that's the same, got a different color skin,
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: make way more money than me. Ain't got half the
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: damn temper. Slow your role because you don't know. Well,
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: why do we keep bringing it up? Because it ain't
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: going nowhere? Y'all keep coloring it a different color, but
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: you're coloring the same picture. I don't have an answer
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: for this, But into those of you that thank this
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: country ain't racists, start admitting that it's racist and start
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: creating policies that help those that are oppressed. It will
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: never change. And until you do, we're still gonna be
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: pissed off. So I don't know what to tell you today.
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: I just wanted to vent, that's all have a great
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: day to day y'all. Talk to God for all. Steve
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