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Mariah Verzuz Beyonce, Tiger Woods, Virgil Abloh, Plumber Fee and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: the time. Too. Well, here we go today. I want
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  Speaker 1: to share something with you that I'll help you because
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  Speaker 1: it's helped me. You know. I was telling the story
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  Speaker 1: once that this magazine called Rob Reporting, that that was
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  Speaker 1: the statue I used to see for years. I started
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  Speaker 1: buying Rob Reporting magazines years ago. So I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to see what a fluent people did, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to see what people with means did, what type
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  Speaker 1: of investments they did, what they bought, you know, what
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  Speaker 1: they traveled to. Rob Reports, just like oh it's like
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  Speaker 1: a big boy toy magazine. You can see what cars
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  Speaker 1: is out here. I didn't have money for none of it.
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  Speaker 1: I was dreaming, though, you know, I just wanted to see.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a statue inside this magazine of this man
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  Speaker 1: who was coming out of this bronze rock. And he
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  Speaker 1: was completely bronze, and he was muscular, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't look nothing like me, but he was a
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  Speaker 1: man coming up out of a rock. And he had
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  Speaker 1: a huge hammer and a chisel in his hand. And
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  Speaker 1: as his body from the waist up was coming out
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  Speaker 1: of this huge piece of stone, you could see where
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  Speaker 1: it was him who had been chiseling and forming himself.
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  Speaker 1: So the name of the statue was self made man.
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  Speaker 1: And for years man, I said, Man, I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: a big house one day, and I'm gonna put that
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  Speaker 1: statue in the backyard in the corner. That's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: my little spot where I go chill, because I'm a
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  Speaker 1: self made man. Well, after years of working at becoming
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  Speaker 1: somebody and having reached a degree of success, I would
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  Speaker 1: have nothing to do with that statue. There's nothing about
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  Speaker 1: that statue that appeals to me anymore. Because on my
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  Speaker 1: journey and in my quest to become what I thought
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  Speaker 1: would be this self made man, why I could put
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  Speaker 1: this statue and had a statue in the corner, be
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  Speaker 1: kind of cold, symbolizing it. I had made it. I
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  Speaker 1: realized on my journey there's no such thing as a
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  Speaker 1: self made man. That we all need help, and that
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  Speaker 1: God places people in our paths along the way that
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  Speaker 1: benefit us oftentimes. And it's the most unlikely person oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: and it's the most unlikely way that He presents these
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  Speaker 1: people in front of you. It's crazy how he does it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: And so this is a statue now that I look
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  Speaker 1: at and I go, I see what the creator was saying.
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  Speaker 1: And that's cool, but not not for me, because I
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  Speaker 1: needed help. And I've learned a lot of things like
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  Speaker 1: this along the way. And the part I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: share with you all about this is you've got to develop.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to develop a sense of purpose. You have
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  Speaker 1: to develop a sense of purpose. That's different. See, your
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  Speaker 1: purpose is created for you by God, because when He
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  Speaker 1: created you as an individual from whatever two parents you
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  Speaker 1: may have, that's not important here. When he created you,
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  Speaker 1: he had something in mind for you, and it was
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  Speaker 1: a purpose. God has not created a single soul to
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  Speaker 1: become a criminal. God has never created a single soul
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  Speaker 1: to be a drug dealer. This came about through some
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  Speaker 1: decisions we made as sinners, and we stayed in that place.
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  Speaker 1: But see what he created us. He has a wonderful
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  Speaker 1: idea for us. But God gives us human beings this
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  Speaker 1: thing called choice, and we have the power to decide.
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  Speaker 1: So you can decide if you're going to adhere to
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  Speaker 1: the purpose that God created you and made you for,
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  Speaker 1: or you can go ahead and make some choices on
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  Speaker 1: your own. So like, if God wanted to give your
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  Speaker 1: life and give it to come to you and give
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  Speaker 1: you life more abundantly, and that's his promise if you
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  Speaker 1: come to him, if you choose him, then cool. But
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  Speaker 1: if you say, well this ain't moving along fast enough,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my own life of abundance, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: start slinging. Well, guess what. Now you've made a decision.
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  Speaker 1: And see God's decisions and choices. The one thing I
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  Speaker 1: learned about him, God's decisions, choices, his voice, it has
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  Speaker 1: no sin in it. Ain't it amazing how many people
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  Speaker 1: and came up to you and say, the Lord wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to do this to you, and I'm doing it.
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  Speaker 1: That God is punishing you, and I'm doing this to
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  Speaker 1: you because God gonna see that you get your day.
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  Speaker 1: Who who is this person? Who is this person that
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  Speaker 1: God all of a sudden gave this authority and power
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  Speaker 1: to God? I didn't get at the nobody, Man, nobody,
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  Speaker 1: this person don't had a right to hold you to
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  Speaker 1: your past, the right to make you pay. So who
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  Speaker 1: makes them pay when they make mistakes? Because they all
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  Speaker 1: make them. So when I say you have to have
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  Speaker 1: a sense of you have to develop a strong sense
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  Speaker 1: of purpose. That means you have to strongly get in
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  Speaker 1: touch with your creator to find out what the purpose
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  Speaker 1: you were created for. See, it's two things that I
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  Speaker 1: had to learn along the way. My career was what
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  Speaker 1: I was paid for. My calling is what I was
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  Speaker 1: made for. See, it's two different things, folks. It took
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  Speaker 1: me a long time to learn it. Some people think
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  Speaker 1: that they calling is to be a performer. Well, that's
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  Speaker 1: what you paid for, and a big part of your
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  Speaker 1: life is your performance is tied directly to your gift.
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  Speaker 1: But what you made for though, what you made for
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  Speaker 1: is to bring about some significant change in another human
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  Speaker 1: being's lives because we are all linked together in this chain.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you are here for everybody has a purpose
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  Speaker 1: to do something wonderful, meaningful, or impactful for another person.
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  Speaker 1: You think the guy that invented the airplane was merely
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  Speaker 1: inventing the airplane so he could fly. No, his purpose
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  Speaker 1: was to become an inventor, to come up with this
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  Speaker 1: invention so he could fly and we all fly. See.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes God will make you successful so you can become successful,
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  Speaker 1: so you can turn around and teach other people how
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  Speaker 1: to become successful. God save people, so you can turn
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  Speaker 1: around it tell other people how wonderful it is to
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  Speaker 1: be saved. You see how this thing works. That's what
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  Speaker 1: we have to do as people. And it's nothing that
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  Speaker 1: we have to go and discover. We have to go
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  Speaker 1: and develop it. But if you haven't discovered your purpose,
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  Speaker 1: it's simply because here's it. If you haven't discovered your
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  Speaker 1: purpose is simply because you have not contacted the creator
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  Speaker 1: and maker of your soul to ask and find out
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  Speaker 1: why you were created. It's as simple as that. If
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  Speaker 1: you buy a Toyota, there's an owner's manual on the
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  Speaker 1: inside that will tell you everything you know how to
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  Speaker 1: best operate your toyota, how to make it work, how
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  Speaker 1: how what to do. They got a troubleshooting section. Your
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  Speaker 1: faith is the same thing as an owner's manual in
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  Speaker 1: your car. Open up that bulk man, find out how
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  Speaker 1: to jumpstart your life, how to troubleshoot it and get
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  Speaker 1: on with your life, and find out your purpose and
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  Speaker 1: develop a strong sense of purpose. All right, okay, you're listening, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: A gentleman, it is upon us. The Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: as usual and for the remainder of the year. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I owe it to this man for all
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  Speaker 1: that he has done for the music industry. Roscoe Wallace,
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  Speaker 1: one of the greatest lounge singers of all time, is
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  Speaker 1: three trillion dollar lawsuit of the entire music industry. Today
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  Speaker 1: we'll find another hit that's involved in the lawsuit. That's
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  Speaker 1: further proof that he is the greatest songwriter curator of
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  Speaker 1: music of all time. Ladies and gentlemen, my dog, the
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  Speaker 1: legend Scole Wallace. Well, you're in rude. You know you're
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  Speaker 1: you did. You know you didn't introduction of Christ that time.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only thing I ain't suing somebody for, because
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  Speaker 1: I would wish you when you wrote that that boy
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  Speaker 1: going on? Roscoe? Ain't nothing, baby, Roscoe? He wrote you
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  Speaker 1: going st very baby girl? Hello Roscoe? How are you? Colin?
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  Speaker 1: I know I know how you feel about We're going on,
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  Speaker 1: Colin Red. What's going on? Roscoe? What's happening? Ain't nothing missing?
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  Speaker 1: You know? I'm just hidding form you of all that
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing right now. The music I'm gonna make this
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  Speaker 1: with shot this sweet. I'm also bringing in one of
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  Speaker 1: the great groups into this lawsuit. I'm suing All nine
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  Speaker 1: or the Common Doos All nine or the Common Door
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  Speaker 1: Why line on that big as boy with him big
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  Speaker 1: all nine of them, the ones that didn't matter, you know,
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  Speaker 1: try to lead Linelin. It came up with night Trape,
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  Speaker 1: all of them? Who too? Oh she's a brick house. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: she's might and might just letting it all hang out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh she's a brick you know where she is? Come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: how made our concrete? She's the one, only one built
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  Speaker 1: from a whole lot of fun. She knows she's got everything.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, and a woman needs to do one with
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  Speaker 1: the rosal Please, man, how can't she lose with the
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  Speaker 1: stuff she used? It ain't gotta do to you, Monica.
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  Speaker 1: They six twenty four six quarter winning hand rick out
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  Speaker 1: my great hits right there, Roscoe, Man, do you think
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to take the witness? Stay in? Roscoe? Yeah? Here, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the stand. Hell, I'm gonna do that
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  Speaker 1: like that little white boy Kyle Rittenhouser did. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go up there and start crying because obviously if that
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  Speaker 1: seems to work now in this crazy and judicial system. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do he got away. I know getting here. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get something. Three trier. You give me one trie.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna home sit out? All right? Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Roscoe coming up with thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back with the nephew. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, and
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  Speaker 1: it's time for running that prank back with the nephew.
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  Speaker 1: What do you have for us today, nephew, Carol, I'm
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  Speaker 1: about to cry like I never cried before, for it's
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  Speaker 1: all for the prank. It's all off for them, your
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  Speaker 1: son and my daughter. Let's go care though, watch me cry? Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's Father's this Darren's father? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's Darren singing. Listen, I'm calling you. Lashawanda is my daughter.
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  Speaker 1: She goes to college up there with your son. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting the word I got a few minutes ago,
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  Speaker 1: was that the two of them then run off and
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  Speaker 1: then got married together. I don't know what what what
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  Speaker 1: what make them run off and get married? Like? Wait, wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait wait where did you hear this from? I just
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  Speaker 1: got a phone call from one of the kids at
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  Speaker 1: the school saying that they didn't that this. The girl
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  Speaker 1: grew up with and went to grew up with an
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  Speaker 1: all too grade school. She called it, said, Lashonda and
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  Speaker 1: Darren and the run off and got married together. And
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  Speaker 1: they done, they say they done yesterday. But wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: my father ain't my friend. Ain't I talked to him?
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  Speaker 1: Uh my three days ago here, he ain't nothing like that?
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  Speaker 1: I know, so't it yesterday? I've been calling shy and
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  Speaker 1: call it ain't nobody picking up. And I'm calling this
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  Speaker 1: the boys. They give me the boy phone numb and
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  Speaker 1: I'll call him. It ain't nobody picking up in the
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  Speaker 1: airs or nothing. Dude, it ain't like my baby girl
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  Speaker 1: to do like nothing like this here. But it's not
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  Speaker 1: like my son do nothing like that without talking to
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  Speaker 1: me first. So let me call down there and talked
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  Speaker 1: to Darren and uh, I can't give me your number.
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  Speaker 1: I'll call you back. I'm going down there to that
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  Speaker 1: school myself. I'm gonna find both of them now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna call you to let you know his No. If
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  Speaker 1: I'm find out my baby girl it didn't ran off
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  Speaker 1: and got married because she didn't gotten pregnant, I'm I
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  Speaker 1: promise you, I'm gonna do something that boy years if
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  Speaker 1: you got my baby pregnant, you wait a minute now,
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  Speaker 1: I wait a minute. Now, you know I don't do
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  Speaker 1: nothing to my son. I understand about your daughter. That's
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  Speaker 1: my son. Now you're going down and put your hands
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  Speaker 1: on my son. If if you got my if you come,
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  Speaker 1: that's my only baby I got, Well, I understand that's
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  Speaker 1: your only baby, because that's that's my only son. If
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  Speaker 1: you tell me I was gonna put your ass on,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have a problem if you got my baby pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: your son Darren going, I'm gonna beat it. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what's your name again? What's your doing? My name loop
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  Speaker 1: is my baby? Which whats your name? What's your dil it?
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  Speaker 1: I know? How do you tell your damn that? Look here,
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  Speaker 1: mister Dillard. Uh, you're not gonna put your ass on
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  Speaker 1: my son. Let me. And there's the only reason I
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  Speaker 1: didn't see her doing something like that because I'm taller,
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  Speaker 1: I'm toly years and years and years. You know. Don't
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  Speaker 1: mean no baby. You know what I mean, no baby
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  Speaker 1: not being married. You don't do it. He went on.
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  Speaker 1: God man, that means you're trying to make it right now.
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  Speaker 1: Wish you did, mister Dillon. Mister Dillon, mister to me, now,
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  Speaker 1: I understand that's your daughter, she's playing or whatever, but
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  Speaker 1: let me talk to my son before you go down
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  Speaker 1: there trying to do something crazy. Okay, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. Your son didn't curse my baby girl and
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  Speaker 1: be getting married, and he didn't gotta pregnant. I know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. I know what it is. My son
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  Speaker 1: ain't done nothing to your daughter. Let me call down
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  Speaker 1: there and talk to him before you talk about going
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  Speaker 1: down and putting your hands on somebody. I told my
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  Speaker 1: Matt he ain't number the thug who who? Who? Who? Who?
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  Speaker 1: But don't be a choosing my son of being no
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  Speaker 1: damn third. Now, well, what kind of man getting mad
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  Speaker 1: at the age of twining ain't talk to the parts
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  Speaker 1: and nobody wouldn't make them do something like that? Well
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  Speaker 1: you talking about I told you my son ain't done
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  Speaker 1: nothing because you're raising it? Did you raising? You ever doing?
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  Speaker 1: You're in raising? Right? Wait a minute, now are you
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  Speaker 1: talking to I'm talking my baby bringing. I'm gonna if
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  Speaker 1: you done, you're gonna get your on my whole Hold
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  Speaker 1: who you think you're talking to you? I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to whole home. Man't put your hands on nobody.
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  Speaker 1: You put your hands on so you don't clack. You
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  Speaker 1: understand me. That's my shun But about your daughter, But
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  Speaker 1: that's my baby, my baby Hey man, hey, I hey,
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  Speaker 1: that's my show. You're talking about putting your hands on
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  Speaker 1: You won't have a problem with me if my baby
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  Speaker 1: bringing out promises you don't never knowing nothing because I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna do something that bore you. Ever, that's the last
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  Speaker 1: time on here. You're gonna get something my shore. Now
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  Speaker 1: now you gonna show down gat of your shot and
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  Speaker 1: they and I relaxed for a minute. Let me call
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  Speaker 1: my friend. I could back to you, because that I
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  Speaker 1: need to tell you what he man? What got the
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  Speaker 1: farm in at school to get the woman? I want
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  Speaker 1: is it? Man? Yeah, I'm listening. Is nephew caught me
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  Speaker 1: got pranked by your son, Darren Junior. Oh my uncle,
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  Speaker 1: that boy boy got better sense. No, I gotta had
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  Speaker 1: blood pressure. What I call his mama? My time me.
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  Speaker 1: legendary music mogul La Reid has suggested that Beyonce and
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  Speaker 1: there's a stash of liquor in the basement and I
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  Speaker 1: have watched people come and go from there. I told
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: my mom it's time to sell the property, and she
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: got upset. I suspect she might be part of his
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: underground enterprise. How do I go against my mom? You can't.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: You can't. It's probably your mama's house. I don't know
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: how it worked, how y'all bought it. I don't really
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: understand that. But your mama is involved in the bootleg operation.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: It's been going on in the hood for year's son.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Or it has nothing to do with you. Go sit
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: your ass down somewhere. And the reason she's getting this
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: half is because she's getting half of the proceeds coming
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: about that basement. Now, unless you're gonna start running moonshine,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: your ass ain't got nothing to do with this. Now,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: take your little young ass to college and get you
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: an education and stay out of grown folks business. Next question,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: your mama's a bootlegger. Yeah, might be running numbers too,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: so you might want to look into that. Jenna and
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Queen says, I'm a thirty seven year old woman and
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I braid hair for a living. I have a forty
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: seven year old boyfriend that worked as a restaurant manager.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: He referred one of his waitresses to get her hair done,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: and she paid me in cash two hundred and ten dollars.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: When she was leaving, she said she was going to
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: thank my man for getting her hair done. I called
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: him and asked him if he paid for it, and
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: he denied it. I don't know who to believe, and
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I want to beat them both. Why would she lie
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: about it? Well? What did she lie about it? I
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: don't think that she Well, she said she going and
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: forgetting her hair done. Could she have been saying, I
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: want to thank your man for sending me over here
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: to get my hair done because you did such a
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: wonderful jobs. She paid in cash and yeah, and she
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: thinks her man supplied the money for it, paid for it. Well,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: you know, they are all some stupid men in this world. Yeah,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: he denied it. He said he did what she said. See,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I mean it could be I just want to thank
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: him for sending me over here. Man, you did such
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: a great job. I don't know if Cash meant that
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: he gave it to her. You know, he just recommended.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Does she go what she looked like? You know that's
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: a that's a last time. Oh yeah, that ain't gonna happen, yeah, yea, yeah,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, that's last time doing the heir. You believe that.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: But you got two hundred and ten dollars cash what
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: you want, and you didn't have braiding business. I ain't
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: you know? She was throwing shade though, Yeah, oh yeah,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Why are you sitting her over there to your woman?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: If you're doing something it's beyond stupidity to me. All
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: the place you could have sent him the whole lot
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: of people wanted. She didn't pull it out once she
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: said that you could pull it, Brady right on back
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: out of that. No, she paid was walking out the dough.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: You think you're gonna take some braids out of woman's
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: hair after she just had them done? Set that FORI hours.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I got a whole the news for you. That's a
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: whole nother strawberry. Let it in. She snatched my brain.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: That's the subject, all right, Moving on Mika and Fayetteville says,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I'm a fifty year old divorced woman and I'm still
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: having sex with my ex husband. He is remarried, but
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: his wife doesn't enjoy sex as much as I do.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: So we have an arrangement. He said it's getting too
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: expensive and he wants to pay me a flat rate
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: monthly instead of each time he visits. I told him
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: he could get it free if he left his wife
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: and came back to me. He hasn't called me in
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: a few days. Is he considering it or did I
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: run him off for good? Now you ran him off.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: You ran him off. He's your ex for a reason.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: He wan't you for what he got you fall not
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: for nothing else. You too much with the rest of it.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: You just too much. It's too much with you. But
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: if I can just come over here, now he want
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: a flat rate. So now you're not really having sex
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: with your ex husband. You are the owner and operator
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: of the brothel, and now you won't. And you think
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: he's reinconsidering to move back into the brothel. But if
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: he moved back into the brothel, they don't just be
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: brothel duties being performed. You're talking and wearing him about
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: another stuff. So lady, and then you got to remember
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: why you all became a divorce and exits in the
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: first place. And I'm pretty sure it would have something
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: to do with that other wife he got. How much
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: is she charging him monthly? Jo? What is this call?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but he want a flat rate though,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: just a monthly rate, and he won't come over. He
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: won't like put on Saturday. Yeah, I'll just put you
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: on salary then when I come over. If I come
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: over four five times, that's the same as two yea. Yeah,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: he want a salary to employ you. They don't do
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: that at the brothels. They don't have packages at the brothel.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I'm pretty sure as a pay as
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: you a LA card? Yes, Ala, all right. Moving on
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: to Danny in Baltimore. Danny says, I'm twenty eight years
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: old and my boyfriend and I have been together for
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: six years. I've been messing around on him, and I
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: think it's time for us to break up because he
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: never talks about us having a future together. When I
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: try to leave him, he cries and has an attitude
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: for days. I hate to upset him, but I don't
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: want a cry baby man that doesn't have a five
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: year plan. Do I cut him off cold turkey? Or
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: do I talk to him in person, let him cry
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: and then leave him. Ma'am? Why did you write us? Oh, Danny?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Why did you write us? You don't want this man.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: He's a damn cry baby. You've been sleeping around on
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: him for six years. You obviously want to sleep around
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: more and you want him. You don't want him upset
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: because you're a nice person. But you're a nice person,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: were tricky ways. It's a lot of people like you, Danny.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: It's okay, just going about your business. You just look,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: we threw that's it. Let him cry. Ain't going to
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: do what you've been doing? Next question? Sure, we're not
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: dealing with Danny no more. That's all. That's a shot
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: your crying ass up. You can cry now. Don't leave me, Danny.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want to sit here with all this crime.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: We will meant to be Did you hear what I said?
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Is your punk ass up? That's cheating. I don't nobody
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: want you coming up. Thank you, Filo. Coming up at
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we'll have some national news
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: with miss Anne and some entertainment news right after this.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. All right, Carlo, Time for Carlo's
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: music news. What's your god? Girl? All right? So we
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: all know the legend La Read you know music producer
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: back in the day, baby face, la Read you know
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: the duo. Well, he's trending after he pushed for a
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: versus battle. He suggested this between Get This, Beyonce and
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Mariah Carey. So La Read. He was on the talk
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: show The Real and he said these two musical giants
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: would be ideal opponents for the versus battle. Mariah Carey
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: versus Beyonce, he said, bring that on. Come on, man,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: the fans, the hits. I don't know, guys, divas to
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: different stuff styles and error. I would think too. I
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: would think it's two different eras though, but I don't
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: know who. Do you guys think who would win? See?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure? Yeah, but I can't imagine them doing
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: it to begin with, uh, because they're both so iconic,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: right yeah, oh and both still very relevant. I don't know.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: And then I just can't imagine Mariah sitting there and
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: staying composed. Uh, I mean just knowing her personality. I
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: don't know her like extremely well, but I've been around
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: enough times. I just I can't imagine she doesn't have
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: that type of personality. I can't because when Beyonce starts
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: throwing down some of them heaters, I mean, it's gonna
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: it's gonna register on Rid's face a little bit too crazy, right,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: So she ain't gonna be able to play it off.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Like that time we was backstage at the Apollo with
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: the tribute to the Apollo was doing the tribute to
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Patti LaBelle and Maria was next to go out, and
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Prince walked in the back door, and Prince came up
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: to me and said, Steve, I just want to go
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: out and just do something real quick. Man. I ain't
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: gonna stay. But the whole backstage was lit up. Prince
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: walked there where Maria was next. Maria looked it saw
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Princess said oh lord, oh wait a minute, Jesus, Princess here,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I need some more hail. I need I need some
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: more sparkles. Go get my team. I mean I want
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: but it was Prince, I understood it, and yeah, yeah,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: so I can't imagine her sitting there because Maria's had
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: some gigantic hits. Yeah, but people came out soon put
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: some speck on Mariah's name because Mariah, you know the
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: like I said to me, it's two different eras for
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: them to battle. So yeah, the styles are different. So
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: but those are two giants right there, just like Ella
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Reid said, he's in the music business. So there you go.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: We'll see, all right, la if you think so, I mean,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I would definitely watch it, but I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: the culture will win again for sure. Yeah, and it's
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: hard to choose between the two of women's well yeah,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: we're having problems choosing right now, right all right. So,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: for nearly two decades, Forbes magazine has ranked the world's
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: most powerful women speaking women based on female leadership amongst
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: CEO's politicians, media personalities, and entertainers. Oprah is the highest
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: among the female entertainers at number three. Then you got
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Rihanna at number sixty eight, Beyonce seventy six, Aba du
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Verney at eighty and Serena Williams at eighty five. So
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: we want to say congratulations to these powerful, powerful women.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: You're listening. All right, come on, Steve, introduce your your
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: your best friend. Let's go. Jay Anthony Brown just got here.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, You're gonna need to do
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: better than that. We've been friends. Way to love. Put
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: some put some sauce in that. Put some sauce on
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: my name, some sauce on my lazy German. Thank you,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: without further adode the living myth and legend that damn
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony the Brown. Okay, can we just run that
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: every week? Because I know I'm not gonna be able
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: to get you to do You're not get again. Ok yeah,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Okada saved that because Dave marked that and saved that. Okay,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: because all right, here we go. What's in the mind
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: of your Trulie Jy Anthony Brown. It is the holidays.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to the grandparents. I'm talking to the anster, uncles, aunties,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: the older people who are buying gifts for these kids,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: probably the very first time. Now a lot of us
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: will give cash. That's cool, and a lot of us
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: don't know what to buy. I don't know what to buy,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: but I know what not to buy. I know what
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't try to give a child because they ain't
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: gonna want it. If your ass is wrapping up a
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: yo yo right now, stop what you're doing. Okay, stop it,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: don't nobody stop it. Don't nobody wanta damn yo yo. Okay,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: nobody wants that. If you went out and purchased or
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: hula hoo with good intentions or hula hoo, they're gonna
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: know what the hell it is as soon as you
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: wrap that damn thing up, and they don't want it. Okay.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: You can keep all these old ass board games, sorry,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Monopoly operation. Don't body want them damn games. Okay, think
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: about it. When the last time your ass played Monopoly,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: you ain't play long long damn you give it to
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: the child. And here's something very important. Don't make a
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: damn thing. Don't make anything. If you're knitting, knit one pearl,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: to knit one pearl, to knit one. Stop knitting. Don't
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: nobody want them thick ass demittens. No nobody with that
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: thick ass sweater and got stop running neck and you
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: get a cramp in your damn neck, don't nobody want that.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Stop knitting, stop right now. Don't bake a damn thing
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: to send those things. Don't hold up in the middle
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: and last, but not least, if you're building a doll house,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: damn it, stop it. Stop writing down you go a
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: seven hundred pounds doll house. It ain't got no floors
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: in it. The ceiling is like so high. All you
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: gotta stop down on the bottom. The windows away at
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: the top. Don't know, child, want that? Stop building? Okay,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: these are my holiday kids. Don't build a damn Thing's
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: just a doghouse. That's what you're doing. A damn dog.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm finishing, all right, Thank you, Jay, and
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Tiger Woods is returning to the golf course next week.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening Harvey
• 36:31
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• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I needed that. Junior, moving on Tiger Woods, is planning
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: to make his return to golf. This will be in
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: a one million dollar tournament. He's going to play with
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: his son, Charlie. The duo will play at the PNC
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Championship at the Ritz Carlton Golf Club in Orlando Grand Lakes.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: That is next week. The tournament is December sixteenth through
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: the nineteen. I didn't even think he was ready yet,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: but wow. This will be the first time Tiger has
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: competed on the course since he broke his leg and
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: that car crash back in February of this year. Tiger
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: has made huge strides in his recovery and he's ready
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: to compete. In a recent interview for Golf Digest, Tiger commented,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: although it's been a long and challenging year, I am
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: very excited to close it out by competing in the
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: PNC Championship with my son Charlie. I'm playing as a
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: dad and couldn't be more excited and proud. The PNC
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Championship is a thirty six whole event that pits Tiger
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: and his son against some of the biggest names in golf,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: including John Daley, Justin Thomas, and Bubba Watson. Tiger and
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Charlie competed in the event last year, finishing in seventh place.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Which it's like a fun tournament. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: kind of like yeah, you know, kind of like the
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: father son thing. You know, these players play with the
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: most of these is pros playing with their dads. Tiger
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: is the only one. Only one had his son out there. Man,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: his little boy just like him, walk, just like him,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: all the mannerisms, all the pictures of them standing next
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: to the green. That boy right there, man, and that
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: little dude can golf his ball. If I had his
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: game right now, I'd be talking so much track, I think, Man,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: you get to play with your dad for a million
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: dollars in a tournament. Man, that's cool. Man. I'm mad
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: at my dad. I got to talk to him. What
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to my dad because while we played it
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: was a free pickup game and lost that I'm not
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not understanding how how his son get to play
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: for a million dollars and me and my dad lost
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: a pickup basketball game for free. Hold your man, it's good.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be good to watch Tiger twing the club though.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be your son's play, Steve. I know you
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: and Tommy play together. That boy has no fat on him.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: He got He got that hell of a swing man
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: if he played more often. But it's up to him.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: He's twenty four here, figure it out. Yeah, and Tommy
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: is a golfer. You you know, man, we had a
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: good time. We wasn't bad though. You know. Tommy hit
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: some good shots, didn't He hit some stuff you couldn't believe.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I hit some good shots. Then I hit some stuff
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: you couldn't believe. You know, I didn't. I didn't play well.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Or that day that dog on a mad rashod was
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: hitting that ball man, and he took second place because
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: of a mad rashod. Oh, he kept us in it. Boy,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Tommy made some critical puts on the green. You know,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I made some good chips from around the green that
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: kept us in it. I made a couple of good puts.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: They only took one of my drives. You know that's
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: because everybody else was out of bounds in it. Well,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: you know, then you want to play play the nicest shots,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: so you know, I had a couple of shots that
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: they took and kept. But it was interesting, man, it
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: was it was we had a fun day. Man was
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: at that one again, a conez and that was his
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: first time ever playing. Right, All right, all right, we're
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: moving on. Coming up next, it is a nephew in
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: the prank phone call for it today. Right after this
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show coming up at the top of
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: the hour. Write about four minutes after it's my strawberry
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: letter for today. The subject this makes me laugh for
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: some reason. I don't like his features. Okay, like his features.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Here we go. This is not about you. Yeah, well,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I'm only want to seem to have heard that one before.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Sounds oh so familiar to me. All right, well we'll
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: get into that just a bit, but right now it
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: is time for the nephew and the prank phone call
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: what you got for us? Now, before I give you
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: the time, I just want to ask everybody, have you
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: ever left your draw? Have you ever done it? Yes? Yes, everybody,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Junior you ever left your draws bringing up? They might
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: be listening on the stage. I'm pretty I'm pretty sure
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: they're not listening. Yes, yes, it was. Answer quietly. Did
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  Speaker 1: you leave in a rush? I've left for the rush.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I've left from my purpose, I've left from cost. Don't
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: if I need to see this? Yeah, I took some
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: draws off, threw them out the window one time. I'm
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: on the way home. Well, you know, you know I can't.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I can't ask latest this. I'm trying to remember employe
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: wise what you can and can't do. Don't. Let's you
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: run the damn prank. I'm sorry, let's just run the prank.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: That's just the title. Is he left his draw cat dog?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: If you would draws up? Let's go over, Yes, mister, yes, Hey,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: this is the door man mark of your building. Okay,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I have a mistress in here who is trying to
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: get buzzed up to your unit? Are you Are you
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: at home right now? Sir? No? No, no, sir, I'm
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: not a who Yeah a mister, um what you say,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you say, mister, and he wants be buzzed up.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Supposedly he left some articles in the room. Are in
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: your unit a couple of days ago, and that was
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: out of town a couple of days ago. What day
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: are we talking about? Uh? So you actually, he said Wednesday, Thursday,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: and Friday. He was there all three days. You guys
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: let him into my apartment for three days. He was
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: in my place. Mister. We don't let anybody in and
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: let someone in the unit allows them to be buzzed up.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: That's the rules here of the building. So we definitely
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: didn't do anything. So who let him in? Who busts
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: him in? Me? Sir? I hate to say it, but
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming your wife musts to bust him up. You
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: mean my wife was not there three days ago. She
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: was on a business trip. She was not at the
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: apartment three days ago. No, sir, your wife was here.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: I've actually seen your wife come in and out. Okay,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: to dude is there right now? He's downstairs. He's here
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: right now with me, Sir. What did he leave him? Okay,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: one second, missus, hang on what you actually leave? Fair
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: of pants and what else? He says, he left a
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: pair of pants and underwear and the two prush shirt.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Sir was still Hill Hill. He's there right now. Let
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: me talk to him. Put him on the phone. Let
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: me talk some guards. You know what, missus. Right now
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: we're listening to you, and I rate the way you're saying.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I don't want to put this cow on the phone. Mark.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: If you want to keep your job at the building,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: you go put him on the phone now, miss sir. Sorry, missus,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: he's actually even out of the building now, he's what
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: he's walking out. Should put him on the phone. Way,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: it's your problem. You got videos to veilings, right, You
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: got video footage that everybody that comes in and out
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: of the building, right, Um, yes, sir, But you know,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: if if nothing occurs, we I think we should have
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: footage that goes back at least two weeks, so we
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: should be able to pull some things out for you. Sir. Yeah,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to get that. And I need
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: to sit over to me right now. I'm at my
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: work email. I need it today because this is some'all
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: let some my apartment and this is it's like what
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: kind of Lincoln poop are you? What kind of in
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: before are you? Sir? Missus? Missus day on a second,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: All right, well please hear me out, sir, hear me out.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I have we haven't just let someone in, someone in
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: your unit buzz someone up. We didn't just let anyone up. Now,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I know you don't want to hear it, but I'm
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: assuming your wife buzz this guy just turns up. We
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: didn't do that. You should put up and get me
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: what I asked for and then with done. Okay. Well, well,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: you know you're saying I am a problem. Maybe you
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: have a problem pleasing your wife and that's why she's
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: buzzing other people up. You talking to me like that,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: you're being you're respectful to me as well, sir. No, no, no, no.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: The disrespectful is you coming and letting people come up
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: in my business. That you know is now. I haven't
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: let anybody up here. I can't stop your wife for
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: doing what she's doing. Do you like some guy in
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: what you're thinking it might be taking out on me
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: what you should be saying to your wife. Somebody has
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: got a dress up all the time and always buzzing
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: somebody up to the room on your guard. That's don't
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: want me to do. Man, missus you you you know what.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I'm the only round here busting my take kids. Damn man,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I'm want you're working right, now to pay for that.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: So they got job where you might be handling man whatever, Denner,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: you're not. You're not handling your business at home. That's
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: why she keeps buzzing people up. Sir. You know what,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: what the business I'm gonna handle when I get home
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: today is shown your wife has been Sir, you're gonna
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: quit calling me the doorman? Okay, you want to woman,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: what's your mother position? What you do for a living?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I'm a doorman door and thank you miss door man.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Bat fact, I'm gonna stop calling you miss the doorman
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: because that's giving you too much respect. Okay, but if
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: you know, if you if you stop calling me from
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: going up to your room, you'll be fine. Who the
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: wife got me the prank phone call you you're crazy? Yes,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: by the job cussing man's cool? Man, You don't know
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: that was going through my head and she was about
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: to get it. Y'allways, everybody was about, Hey, man, I
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest and I
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man? Gotta
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: be the Steve Harvey Morning So got to be, got
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: to be and who is the most ignorant on that show?
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Got to be me? Yes, how do y'all feel about that? Okay,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: mister door man, Okay, excuse me, excuse the question. Am
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I back in time for the praise and worship service? Yes,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: you are right, you are right. I'm cute, right right,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: grades of all time, he greatest of all time. Thank you,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: thank you all you thought what you think, but you
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: know he's the king of pranks, and I know he's
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: the greatest of all time. Thank you, thank you, sir.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: All right, and the greatest of all time. It's hooking
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: up with some of the greatest, far greater than me.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: New Year's Eve, New Year's Comedy, Laugh Fest, Earthquake, Eddie Griffin,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Cly the Entertainer, Deal, Hughley and hosted by yours truly
• 49:30
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• 49:34
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  Speaker 1: all ticket Master outlets, or you can go to the
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: box office any of one of these arenas and get
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: yourself some tickets to watch ignorance at its best. Did
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: you hear that line of Eddie Griffin deal Hugley earthquake?
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Sturdy entertainer hosted by the Food the prank master of
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  Speaker 1: himself Nick Time, Oh god, I'm in beast mold baby,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah I am, yeah, yeah, m hmm continuation I show right,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: all right, Matthew, what coming up next? Strawberry Letter? The
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: subject is I don't like his features and it's not
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: about Steve, and we'll get back into it. We'll get
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the show,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: all right, it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
• 50:49
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• 50:53
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• 50:59
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• 51:01
  Speaker 1: to read this one right here, right now, and you
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: never know, it could be yours. It could be yours.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. All right, thank you, nephew.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Subject I don't like his features, okay, Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: I'm a forty one year old, beautiful woman with a
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: lot going for myself. I modeled underwear when I was
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: in my twenties, and I still have the body to
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: prove it. When I usually meet men, it's because they
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: comment on my body or my looks. I finally met
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: this great guy that isn't shallow, and he's taking his
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: time to get to know me. He's forty four years
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: old and he's sixty four with big brown eyes. He's
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: not my usual type because he's not that handsome, but
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I decided to try something different. Kissing him at first
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: was awkward because he has a long, pointed nose, but
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I learned how to work around it. We discussed hygiene
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: early on, and he must have heard me loud and
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: clear because he started to groom his beard and his
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: mustache better. He wears baggy sweats a lot, and he's
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: when he's out and about. When we go out, he's
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: in jeans and a long, button down a button front shirt.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I told him he dresses like a teenager, and he
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: said that I could not change everything about him, so
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I let it go. Then I realized why he dresses
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: like that, and I was disgusted. After six long months
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: of dating six months of dating, we went on an
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: anniversary trip and I decided this was a perfect time
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: to have sex for the first time. I had never
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: seen him with a shirt off or anything. When he
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: took off his baggy sweats, all I saw was hip
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: and a big booty. He has a six past, small
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: waist and hips curvier than mine. I could tell he
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: was ashamed, so I tried to to like it wasn't
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: a big deal. It was so hard to be intimate
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: with him, and he could tell that my vibe was off.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: The facial features are fine, but the hips and booty
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: sent me over the edge. I already know that my
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: girls are going to flip out if they find out.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I know nobody's perfect, but this is a lot. But
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I'd be shallow to dump him because of his features. Well,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: you know it is. It is shallow. It is a
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: bit shallow for you to do that. And I mean,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: but we all like what we like, and obviously we
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: don't like what we don't like. And you don't like
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: hips and a butt on a man, And that does
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: sound a little shallow. It is what you like, though,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: because first you're talking about how beautiful you are and
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: how your body is great and how the men you know,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: talk about your your your body and your looks and
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: all of that, and you know, then you talk about
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: how unattractive he is or he's not your type because
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: he's not handsome. Um, well, that's okay. It's just that
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: if this is a good guy who treat you well,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: he's clean, he's smart, he's kind of don't don't throw
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: him out just because you don't like his hips and
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: but I don't know. Uh, And you're right, men aren't
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: supposed to have hits, and but we are. But they
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: are exceptions to every rule. I mean, is he a
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: good guy? Does he treat you well? Do you know?
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: How does he make you feel? All of that? You know,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: do you see a future with him? Then you know,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: you decide if you want to stay with him. If
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: you absolutely can't deal with this man and he's kurvy
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: hips and this, but then you gotta move on. That's
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: just it. You know, you gotta move on. What can
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I tell you? You don't like him, get out of there.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: You gotta move on. You gotta cure what you sounded
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: totally uncomfortable dealing with this letter because you don't like
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: to hurt and insult people, and I've known that about
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: you for years. A wonderful kind characteristic that you have.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: On the other hand, ain't I no problem with either
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: one of those? So now I have to ask you
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: a couple of questions about this letter, because I'm not
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: sure when a woman says a man has hips exactly
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: what does she mean about that? You know, a woman
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: has hip? How woman is that? No, I don't explain
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: it to me. A woman has just wis small waist
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: fun you know she has it still, small waisting, curvy hip, yeah,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: coke bottle, hyeah, coke, coke col bot. Yeah, a coke
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: bottle figure. Right, Well, that's kind of what she's saying
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: about him. He has curvy hips and a big butt,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: that's what he said. He got a flat stomach and
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: a six pack, but he got curvy hips and a
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: big butt. She said, yeah, they're curvier than her. All right,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I got it. Let's go with the letter. Here I go,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: just needing some clarity on it, all right, here we go. Now,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: this forty one year old beautiful woman got a lot
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: going on. Used to be an underwear model. She fine,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: let you get that out the way. She fine, she
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: farty one. She's still fine, got it, won't it? Believe
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: it all that now you knew meet me and they
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: talk about your looks and your beauty. I believe that
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: the lady ain't lying, but she's been taking this time
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: to get this guy that's really trying to get to
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: know her. He's farty folks, six folk, big brown eyes,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But he's usually not that type.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Now let's go back to the title of the letter.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I don't like his features. I was told in the
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: ninth grade by in that bill the reason she wasn't
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: going to the junior prom with me was because she
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: didn't like my facial features. That scarred me deeply for
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: a large portion of my life, and as you can tell,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: it still comes back every now and then. So initially
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: with the under this letter, I was immediately defensive because
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: old hit his health of and found her way to
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: my radio show. Now now she still ain't likeing me
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: and facial feature. I thought it was in the Bible
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: to wrote this letter what it could be because she
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: was fine there she might still be fun anyway, I'm
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: talking this lowdown health of and found her way to
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: my radio show to remind me again. Oh lord, hang on.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Part two of your response coming up at twenty three
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject I don't
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: like his features. We'll get into it, back into it
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry letter subject I don't like his features.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: All right. This fine chick used to be an underwear model,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: and her twenty forty one, she's still banging a lot
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: of men compliment I believe all that, but she ain't
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: really been having no luck for me and just wanting
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: for what she looks like. And this one guy she
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: met finally took the time to get to know. H Oh,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: he's forty four, six foot fall, big brown eyes, not
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: your usual type because he's not that handsome. I was
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: trying to relate to the fact that this letter was
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: rigidly about me. I thought, because a woman told me
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: she didn't like my facial features one time. This letter
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: is she don't like his features, which hurt me because
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I was never going to change how look, because we
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: didn't have money for reconstructive surgery back in the days,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: and we didn't even know what it was back there,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: so I was pretty much stuck like Chuck. So I've
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: had to deal with that on going, and now was
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: bringing it up to the fact that there's three of
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: us men on this show fit into this category except
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: for Tommy. Tommy seems to think that he is Hamson,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: and I just wanted to finally point out the Timmy, Tommy,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: you're handsome if you were like as in hamster handsome
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: or to a rat, Shimmy the cricket handsome, you know,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: the turtle on the wax com Mississippi. They laughing, yea
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: carl and say, because she's in agreement with him, Mississippi.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: They jumped, They jumped in they involved. But anyway, it
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: was kind of hard awkward kissing him because he has
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: a long pointed nose, but I learned how to work
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: around it. We discussed hygiene early. Must have heard me
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: loud and clear. He started grooming his bed and his
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: mustads better. He wears baggy sweats and lots when he
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: out and about. When we go out, he's in jeans
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: with a long button front shirt. Then you told the
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: lady tum dressed like a teenager. He said he couldn't
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: change everything. About him, all right, so I let it go.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Then I realized why he dressed like that, and I
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: was discussing, you know, six months of dating. It went
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: on the anniversary trip and she decided perfect time to
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: have some sex with this man. Well, she had never
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: seen him with his shirt off anything. And then when
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: he took off his baggy sweats, all I saw was
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: hips and a big booty. Now he had a six
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: pat always hips curve it than mine. I could tell
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: he wasn't a shamed, so I tried to act like
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: it wasn't a bit. Now surely explained to me what
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: they mean by hips. That means that Coca cola bottle
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: type or shape where a woman has a small waist
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: and then the hips go out. I've seen a man
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: like this. I've seen him in the other way, turn
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: that upside down, big ass stumbled a little bit ass booty.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: I've seen that look like a look like a sugar
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: cone with a double scoop of ice cream own it.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: I've seen that look, right, I've seen and asked me
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: and try to wear skin of jeans when they wasn't skinny.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I've seen that, so I'm very familiar with that, right, there,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: or you lost all of us on the show with that.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: He he's got a six pack, small waist, and hips
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: curve it than mine. I've never seen that, so I
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: don't know how to address that. I could tell he
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: was a shame, so I tried to act like it
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: was a big deal. It was so hard to be
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  Speaker 1: intimate with him. He could tell my vibe was off
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: out the magic because you know, you want to rub
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: your man while he on you, but then you rub
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: down there and if you know, he got more booty
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: than you got, And I don't know how you starting
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: to field back being called rubbing on the same thing,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: And I'm starting to trying to figure out how that's working.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Know why it is? You know you across no love
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: handling nothing, you know, you run across no love handle,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: just smooth, And all of a sudden he just curved
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: out on you like he gotta like like he gotta
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: fix a flat booty, like he didn't been in lying
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: down in Atlanta and got it hunked up. High pressure. Anyway, anyway,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: she say, the facial features are fine, but the hips
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: and booty sitting me over the edge. I already know
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: your girls gonna flip out if they find out. I
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: know nobody's perfect, but I know if this is a lot,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: would i'd be shallow to dump him because of his measures. Well,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: let's talk about this for a minute, because the very
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  Speaker 1: reason that most men won't you are simply because of
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: your features. Here's a man who took the time to
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: get to know you a little bit better, and now
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: you've got some features about him you don't care for. Now,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: let's just admit something about myself, young lady, your forty mother,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: your into looks very much so. And as all most people,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: that's not a knock. But you into looks, you into,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: how you look, you into, how they look, what they think.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: And so what's going to happen is because of peer
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: pressure and your and your requirement for looks, you're going
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: to dump him. That's what you're going to do. That's
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: what you're going to do, and you could miss out
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: on a really great man. Now, we could do some
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: things to offset this hill. You can't get rid of
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: it as you don't have to oka his ass instead
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: of going to the gym, got to go to the buffet. Oh,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: we gotta fatten it up. Yeah, you gotta get rid
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: of that damn six pack. Dog it out. You need
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: a good balance. You need some damn love handles. That's
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: what you need. Now. I don't know him to recommend this,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: but your ass got to get into the buffet and
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: you got to sit down. You got to invest some time.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Stop all this crunches and all this mess you're doing
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: at the gem. We ain't doing that no more. We're
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: going in here. We're gonna get rid of this six pack.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: We'll get you a grown ass man stomach and going
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: to work with it. Save your relationship, old ass man stomach.
• 1:03:48
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• 1:03:52
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• 1:03:55
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• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: this Junior and Sports Talk right after this. You're listening
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Step show, all right, come on you in your time
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: for you and sports talk? What you got? Yeah? With
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: my man pipping at his pimpers picks, here I go, here,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: I go, Yeah, I go all the way from due Bay.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: You know how I'm pimping. You're gonna be to make
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: a football pick in Dubai. You can't even watch the man.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: I ain't been keeping up I've been gone, son, what
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: you want? You want? All right? Here we go, pipping
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Jaguars versus the Titans. This ain't hard, jague, okay, surprise
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: upset victory. Yeah. Raiders versus the Chiefs, pimping Chiefs, all right? Okay,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Saks versus the Jets. Another shocker Jets. That's two and
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: one week, pipper. Yeah, I'm picking all shockers, man, I
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: ain't playing with John Cowboys versus the Washington football team.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: This is gonna be a good one, oh man, our boys, yes, sir,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Falcons versus the Pathers Panthers. Okay, all shockers, baby shockers. Okay,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Seahawks versus the Texans, come on, pimper Seahawks show you
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: know that. Stop. Lions versus the Broccos. Pimper two in
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: a row for Detroit, Come on, Lions. Here he go.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: New York Jazz versus the Los Angeles Charges Challengers, yes, sir, okay.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Forty nine Ers versus the Bengals. Oh man, you know
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: what the Bengals been bawling, man, and then in the
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: division with the Browns, so I normally pull against him.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: But you know what, another shocker Bengals. Okay, all right,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Bill versus the Buck of this. Oh man, that's gonna
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: be a game. Tom Brady and the Buck of Nes
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: the Biggest, him the Best versus the Packers. Pippan, the Rackers,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Rams versus the Cardinals. Cardinals. All right, Pippant, and here
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: your team is man, the Brows versus the Rapists. Go
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: give it to him Ravens. Wait a minute, pimpants. Hold up,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: I said, the Browns versus the Rapsts. You camp down
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: whatever you know. I'm you know, Pippan ain't easy, but
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: somebody gotta do it. Man, I ain't gotta be real right.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: We got Lamar versus Baker. You do the man, Man,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: that's the shockle right now, ain't yeah? Man, I told
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: you I'm in from shocking. Man, I'm in due. Ain't
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: got time telling the truth. I'm too way from I'm
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: too far away from the home. Lie Man, ain't no
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: time and it's like him, I'm telling true all right,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Junior, Thank you. Pemphin. Coming up at the
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, we'll play a round. I would
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: you rather with the guys right after this. You're listening
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Here we go, guys
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: with a round up. Would you rather? Would you rather
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: live in a mansion by a volcano, or would you
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: rather live in a tiny house have a nice, beautiful
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: view of the ocean, be able to go. I'm gonna
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: take it. I'm gonna deal with that. Now, live in
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: a mansion by a volcano or live in a tiny
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: house by the ocean with gorgeous views. I'm gonna deal
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: with that volcano. If it erupted, I'm out, but I'm
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: gonna ride it up. That's better than a damn tiny asshouse.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not living in a tiny house. In the tiny house,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Jay not doing When I walk out the bathroom, I'm
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen. No, No, you gonna be in the
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: bathroom any kitchen at the same damn time. He ain't
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: walking nowhere, You're gonna be in there, turning, Junior, I'm
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: gonna go with the mansion by the volcano. That's all right.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Would you rather fight Mike Tyson b B to ride
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: a bull in the Texas Rodeo. I'm gonna ride that
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: bull and gonna go eight seconds to watch me. I'm
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: not gonna make eight seconds. I'm gonna make that I'm scared.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Soon as they open the gate. They're gonna flip my
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: ass back into shoote, I'm gonna fall on that cowboy
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: that opened the gate. You never know when Mike's gonna
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: go back in the biting mode. You never know, you know,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: even even if you don't Jay one lick. Yeah and
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, this lights out even Ty today still
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: got it like that. Okay, would you rather spend a
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: week in Vegas or would you rather spend a week
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: in Brazil during Carnival? He would you rather spend a
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: week in Vegas? Or would you rather spend a week
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: in Brazil during Carnival? We got to go to got
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: you got to do? Man? You want to be in
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: I'm going to isn't a way I'm going to Hell.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: That's why I for this conversation. I'm on the backside.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: I'm miss out on Brazil. Hey man, I'm trying to
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: get in. I'm going to get in, trying to get myself.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Is that? What is that way? The Jesus is spread
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: out on the mountain in Brazil? Huh Okay, I'm going
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: to have to look at that. You look at that
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: and then look up at the Jesus and all sins
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: out a giving pl thank you, all right? Would you
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: would you rather skip a haircut for three months or
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: would you rather se I don't know why that question
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: is in there? Why is that one in there? Got
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: no hair? When you gotta groom yourself, you do shave
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: your head. Hair still grows on your head the hair cut.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not missing them showers. You already know that. Three months,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: three months, three months? What is your head gonna look
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: like in three months without shirl? I'm gonna have that
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: old I'm gonna have that ring around that old man. Look,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna have. But I'm gonna be smelling good,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna keep my cap on. What does that take?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: This cap out? With that ring around the whole moved, love, moved,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: don't change its just completely. You're gonna look like a
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: tibet month. Oh my god. I don't want a picture
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: of us looking like this though. That's what I don't want. No,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: we don't need that, look, we don't need that. Don't
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: come to work, all right? Would you would you rather
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: have your own golf stream G five fifty jet or
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: a four hundred foot yacht. Give me that yacht, Give
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: that y hey. First of all, let me. You all
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: have no idea what you just asked for. The cost,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: the maintenance cost. You y'all don't understand, sir, No give
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: me that give because the freak the freakiness you can
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: do on that yacht does not compare to that plane.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: We're not even moving. You can thank you guys. Coming up,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the c. Harvay Morning Show at
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: twenty minut it's after the hour. Right after this, you're
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: listening to show well. The stars were out for Virgil
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Ablow's memorial service this week. The Louis Baton and Off
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: White designer died on November twenty eighth at the age
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: of forty one after a private two year battle with
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: cardiac angio sarcoma that's a rare and aggressive cancer. Ablow
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: was honored at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Drake, and Rihanna were some of
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: the celebrities that were present. Visibly shaken and emotional, Lauren
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Hill gave a live performance. Both Louis Baton and Off
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: White have since turned into stores turn its stores into
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: memorial grounds for Ablow, filled with flowers and notes from fans.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: He will be missed for sure. Oh yeah, yeah. Great designer, man,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: great designer, amazing design. Wish that field boy the red
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: outfit you wore earlier, Steve, that Ellie style that was
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: a tribute to Virgil Ablow, right, Oh yeah according to
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Ellie m hm hm Chris trending, that's really really so
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: great in it. Yeah, Hey, did you see Jay Jay
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: had a fly pitch on on Instagram with the with
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: the hat in the timber the picture. Ye about that picture, Tommy,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: I did that picture in Atlanta. It didn't go well
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: in LA with all that red on, not at all
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: and some problems. More of the Steve leaving right there,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: right there, right there, right of the Steve Arvey Morning
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at thirty three minutes after, right after this,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. Well the plumber that found that
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: money in the wall of Joel Osten's Lakewood church in
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: the bathroom. I remember that he found over six hundred
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars earlier this week. Well, guess what he's going
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: to get a reward? He's going all right there, twenty
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars what you found six hundred? He's going to
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: get you can't. You can't get more than the lord
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: in the lord house. Now, he should have just took
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: that damn money home. I told y'all, that's a lot
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: of people said, yeah, the lord twenty thousand, pretty cool.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't care what you know what you're
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: gonna say it again, I say it again. That's why
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Joel Ostein didn't open them doors. He didn't want to
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: get that money on the wall wet. So this is
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: my money, this is my money at all. But see
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: what I want with this money. Well, and that's not
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: a lot of money. For a plumber could make twenty
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars in a day. That's really not enough money.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: That's really not That's what if you pulled six hundred
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: out of wall, you're not gonna keep that. I'm keeping
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: it all. Yeah, they don't. No one would know that
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: that that that money was in there. I'm oh no, no, no, no,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: that's not even a discussion. We have it, Okay, that money,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: that money gets out that wall, that money would never
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: see a bank. What you mean, well, I'm gonna put it,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it home. It's gonna be in my wall.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: By the fact, whatever I was doing plumbing wid whatever
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: I was fixing, I'm not even fixing. I'm just out nothing.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna say I found a thousand dollars in
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: the wall. Do you know anything about it? That's what
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say that. I'm saying nothing
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: about no money and no wall. Why are we talking
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: about this. I'm putting that money in this plumber sack.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going in my truck. I'm gonna going I'm gonna stop,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell him. Hey, listen, I will open
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: the wall. I can't work here no more. Uh, I'm
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I'm I got COVID. I gotta go home right now.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Be told. I'm the house counting this money. Because I
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: don't know how much it is yet, but it looked
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: like a lot. I say, we go over there and
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: bust some mote walls down. It might be some mote. Yeah,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: I'm with you, Timmy, because there's got to be more
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: walls with more money in it. I'm with you. Yeah. Yeah, Well,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: don't tell because all you'll get us twenty grand. It
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: was money on checks, by the way, it was check
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: old checks. It was money, and now it's money and
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: checks I don't know how to character the checks, don't
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: you not that long? I'm not playing. I'm not doing it. Chet.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: I do know how to do it, but not anymore.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: We're not where my life. You don't look like Misteria Jackson.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Well I am, That's who I am. Checks. All right,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: it's coming up. It is the last break of the day,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after right after this,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: you're listening show. All right, guys, here we are our
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: last break of the day on this Friday. Don't tell
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: me when I tell you today went by fast. When
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: I tell you, today was like the fastest stay now,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: I've done this for quite some time. Yeah, but today
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: the day was its initial like a black a blur.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: It was like a blur. Steve, you know, you come
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: in and you but it was hard work. Now, don't
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: get me wrong, it was hard work, but fast it was. Anyway,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: I like to do a shout out for a good
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: friend of mine who passed away over the weekend by
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: the name of mister d Miller. Time comedian Arthur, very
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: funny guy passed away at the age I think he's
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: about maybe fifty four. He had a little battle with
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: cancer and he's truly going to be missed. Played the
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: club a couple of times. Good brother, we're gonna meet you,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: mister Deans alone. Been in the business of quite a while. Yes,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: good dude, real good dude. Yes right, that's yeah. Condolea's
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: is still the family. Thank you, Jay and Steve. We
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: want to shout out Ellie again, your stylist, Ellie Caramo.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: Ellie is nominated Jay, you didn't hear us when we
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: were talking about this yesterday. Ellie is nominated for Fashion
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Stylist of the Year, Fashion Stylist of the Year on
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: fashion Bomb Daily dot com. So if you want to
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: vote for Ellie, and we certainly hope you do, Yeah,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: go to fashion Bomb Daily dot com scrolled down. I
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: think it would be really nice for him, man, everybody
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: go to fashion Daily dot com, fashionion Bomb Daily, dot
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  Speaker 1: Bomb Daily, fashion Bomb Daily dot com and vote for Ellie.
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  Speaker 1: That would be real nice touch man. I think he's
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: done a great yet and then one day will be
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: what would be really nice, is it he everybody on
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: this show get one of them colors that we could
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: all have a color on and we wouldn't be playing
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: like we are now. Yeah, that would be yeah. Well
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: you know you got color money for show, so you
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: know you can probably make that. I'm gonna get the colors.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the color that don't cost as much,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna have the color I want if you
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: don't have a problem with color. So did they gro
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: The day I met you, you was making sunshine yellow
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: pants matching match. I didn't know how to make I
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: didn't know how to make pockets and so but I
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: worked on that. I worked on that, and I didn't
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: know put your money yet. Jaw did want my hand,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: damn it. It was in my hand that yeah. Yeah,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: always somebody that can't make a pants, so I ain't
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: make no pocket in my hand. Go ahead place. I
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  Speaker 1: had my chopstick, my credit card, boy, one of them
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  Speaker 1: think so man. I had a credit card from fifth
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  Speaker 1: third Bank. Was my first credit card I ever had,
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  Speaker 1: and I was in Baltimore. Man, I stuck it in
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  Speaker 1: the machine. I just wanted to get forty dollars so
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  Speaker 1: I get some gas where they kept that card. That
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  Speaker 1: machine kept a card. I didn't know how it worked.
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  Speaker 1: So I spent the night I was home this anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I spent the night in the front of the teller
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  Speaker 1: machine till the bank open, and went in and asked
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  Speaker 1: them to open the machine and just hand me my card,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just get back to me. I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: I don't want the forty y'all could keep it forty.
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  Speaker 1: I't your ATM machine. Just give me my card back.
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  Speaker 1: The lady says, sir, that is not how this works.
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  Speaker 1: I said, well, I've been sitting on in this parking
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  Speaker 1: lot all night long, so I gotta get a car.
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  Speaker 1: You don't understand. It's my only hope of getting back home.
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  Speaker 1: It's my only hope of getting back out had they
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  Speaker 1: didn't give it to me. I learned the valuable lesson.
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  Speaker 1: I know one thing. Every time I saw a Fifth
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  Speaker 1: Third bank, I had chiels and I went through something.
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  Speaker 1: It took me a long time to look at Fifth Third.
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  Speaker 1: I've talked about them in my shows and everything. They
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  Speaker 1: can close Fifth Third for all I care. I know
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  Speaker 1: that feelings. I had to pay for a car and divorce.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say what kind of car was, but
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  Speaker 1: whoever owned that car? When I would see it, I
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  Speaker 1: spit on that car. I don't care whose it was.
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  Speaker 1: I would spit right on that damn car because I
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: had to. Yeah, because I hadn't pay for the time,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: I had to pay for the car, and so I
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  Speaker 1: had no love for that car. So if you came
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  Speaker 1: out and something spit on your card, that was me.
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  Speaker 1: I feel better enough. I can't apologize, Oh yeah, I
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: can't apologize on this radio show for the things I've
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: done and ask because I'll show would then be shore
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: of purely confessions. We would have to remove all pranks,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: strawberry letters, and everything else to devote the time that
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: I need to apologize for the things I've done wrong.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not even gonna get Just know that the
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Lord has given me and that's all that's needed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you. I'm gonna change man. Now. People may
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: not forgive, but God does. And that's the one. I'm
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: going with that one right there, because I do want
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: to apologize to mister Moore on Della Contestant. That was
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: down the street for me. I've never said this on
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: the radio or anything before, but I've probably stolen thousands
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: of dollars worth of stuff from his story out the apologize. Yeah,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: I said that, Yeah, I was. I was. I was eight,
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm I'm way past at your limitations. I
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: was eight, and and mister Moore's gone too, so he's
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: no longer appropriate times. Thousands of dollars of stuff. I
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: was hops, Hope's pasted, potated chills, candid hands, any ray red, Damn,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: I stole, I don't hold it. Case was open. I
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: thought I was grabbing it, nogging tray damn. But all
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: has changed now, Steve, you or judge, and no one
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: can judge you for the things you did when you
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: were young. So how about that. That's exactly right. Thank
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: you all. Have a great weekend. Everybody. We love you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll talk to you soon. I'll be doing this Universe
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  Speaker 1: live on Fox on Sunday Night with Yeah. So I'll
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: be doing a lot of traveling. When I get back
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: out of the air, back on the ground in the States,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: I'll be back on the radio. Got a law for you,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: get the names right. The winter is for all, Steve.
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