5:35 Idiotology February 13, 2026: 'Stranded'in the Walmart parking lot
Hockey team emails season ticket holders requesting them to shower, Shocking update: Farmer accused of having sex with pig is acquitted after judge throws out the key piece of evidence, Woman complains on TikTok after buying 85-inch TV and becoming 'stranded' in Walmart parking lot because it won't fit into her Bronco
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