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Favorite Traditions, JAB Evil Things, Roscoe W Sangs, JRAP No Black Elves and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: a life for you that's greater than you could have
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  Speaker 1: for you better than the one you've ever felt before?
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  Speaker 1: And did you know that there was a life for
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  Speaker 1: this life I'm talking about, it's for you. Did you
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  Speaker 1: know that there's a life for you better than the
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  Speaker 1: one you dreamed about, better than the one you've imagined,
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  Speaker 1: a life better than the one you thought of, That
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  Speaker 1: there's a life for you better than the one you've
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  Speaker 1: ever felt before. There's a life for you better than
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  Speaker 1: the one you saw for yourself. There's a better life
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  Speaker 1: for you than the one you expected and even the
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  Speaker 1: one you wanted. Did you know that this is true
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  Speaker 1: for you? See, here's let me give you the secret
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  Speaker 1: to this thing. Now you have to believe that it
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  Speaker 1: is for you. Now, you got to fight through the doubts.
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  Speaker 1: You got to fight through the will of Satan. Because
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  Speaker 1: the devil is busy man. The devil wants you to
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  Speaker 1: think that is hopeless. The devil wants you to think
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  Speaker 1: that this is it. The devil wants you to think
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  Speaker 1: that ain't no more to it. The devil wants you
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  Speaker 1: to think that this applies to other people. But you, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you've been dealt the worse hand of them all, which
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  Speaker 1: you ain't. But that's what the devil wants you to think.
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  Speaker 1: So you gotta fight through. Now, You gotta fight through
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  Speaker 1: to get to what I just said is available for you.
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  Speaker 1: But what else you got to do? You ain't doing
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  Speaker 1: nothing else, might as well fight? Why just wake up
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  Speaker 1: and just let it be? Why would you wake up
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  Speaker 1: every day and just exist when there's a chance for
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  Speaker 1: you to actually live. See the reason I don't mind
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  Speaker 1: smiling so much now is because I'm no longer existing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm living now. See. See, that's what you want to
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  Speaker 1: get to. You don't want to exist to wake up
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  Speaker 1: paycheck to paycheck, date today, not knowing, not understanding, not having,
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  Speaker 1: can't can't get this, can't get that, can't go here,
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  Speaker 1: can't go there, Gotta wait, gotta wait, gota wait, gota
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  Speaker 1: wait till it seems like you never get nowhere. You
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  Speaker 1: can get out of that rut of life feeling like
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  Speaker 1: when you wake up in the morning that your life
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  Speaker 1: is whole hum that you're just in a rut. I
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  Speaker 1: drive the same way to work. I do the same
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  Speaker 1: thing on my job. When I get off, I drive
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  Speaker 1: all the way back home. I sit there, I read
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  Speaker 1: the newspaper. I watered the lawn. I'm so sick of
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  Speaker 1: my life. It ain't this, ain't what I wanted. Man,
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  Speaker 1: and start, wake up, start over, do the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Then the weekend gets in. You got to mow the lawn,
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  Speaker 1: and then you try to fix something in the garage,
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  Speaker 1: and you feel like your life is in the rut.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. If this feels like a rut to
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  Speaker 1: you now, if it's what you've always wanted, I'm cool
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  Speaker 1: with that. But I'm talking to people who want it more,
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  Speaker 1: who would love their life to be more, who would
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  Speaker 1: love their life to different, to be different. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: criticizing you if I just described your life. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: that there's more to it than this. I'm only talking
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  Speaker 1: to fight through and see what God got for you.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of listening to Satan all the time. Devil is busy, man,
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  Speaker 1: Please understand, he's so busy, so busy, and to trick you,
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  Speaker 1: do more. That's all I'm talking to now. If you
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  Speaker 1: y'all see, I was so afraid for years that I
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't do this no more. But the stuff I
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  Speaker 1: needed to stop doing. I really need to stop the
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  Speaker 1: things I was afraid of not being able to do
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  Speaker 1: anymore with the very same things I really didn't need
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  Speaker 1: to be doing no more in the first place. On
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  Speaker 1: the real man, on the real all that temporary fun
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  Speaker 1: I was having all them temporary outlets. I was using
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  Speaker 1: all them temporary things, trying to fulfill myself I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: I was just doing a bunch of temporary mess man.
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  Speaker 1: I said, hold up, man, I want something permanent. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I want a permanent feeling in my heart that it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be all right. So he replaced all that fun
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  Speaker 1: with joy. But it was only because I went and
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  Speaker 1: I faced him. He didn't take me and stop me
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  Speaker 1: from being me. He just made a better version of me. See, God,
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  Speaker 1: don't take he because all the stuff he sent you through,
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  Speaker 1: he needed you to go through all him. He needed
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  Speaker 1: you to have him experience or what it felt like
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  Speaker 1: to be locked up. He needed you to have experience
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  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff from except the stuff I needed.
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  Speaker 1: But the stuff he made me to be, he allowed
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about some of your favorite Christmas memories, um,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and your favorite holiday tradition. I want to
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  Speaker 1: ask you like Poe memories. But that was good though,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because I didn't know, you know, no different. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I figured this the way it was right. Yeah, everyone house,
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  Speaker 1: you know, everybody get a gilt. Huh what did you
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  Speaker 1: sitting around? Thank you for the open multiple package. Just
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  Speaker 1: damn gift man. Put the tearing off of the wrapping paper. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna use that paper next year. I know. And
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  Speaker 1: my mom wrapped like the grocery store wrapped. That was
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  Speaker 1: her thing. She oh, yes, she could look just like
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  Speaker 1: it did at the at the department stores. My mom
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  Speaker 1: could wrap. Yeah, man, girl, I got an easy bake
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  Speaker 1: in one year. Oh yes, the Lord with the light
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  Speaker 1: with the light wrapped you to knew it everything I
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  Speaker 1: wrapped with the exact shape or whatever the dog dog
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  Speaker 1: if you if you thought it was a truck, that's
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  Speaker 1: probably what it was about. It was obvious going over
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  Speaker 1: under the tree and just feeling on the gifts trying
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  Speaker 1: to guess what it was. Man, if I wrapped it,
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  Speaker 1: you knew, Wow, I got it bowling ball exactly what
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  Speaker 1: looked like he gave I remember when I got a
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  Speaker 1: tape recorder one year. Oh that was always a good
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  Speaker 1: That was the beginning of my career right there, tape recorder. Yes, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I got a sting rewind fast forward, Yes, yes, good,
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  Speaker 1: good stuff. One of my most frightening Christmas is what's
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  Speaker 1: because of that tape recorder right there? Oh yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: happened to what you pressed playing recorder, Frankers, get it done, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: my mama got me mine for Christmas. I took it
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  Speaker 1: upstairs and recorded Rudy ray moole sick to find the Monkey,
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  Speaker 1: go down in the jud that signifying market, damn show
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  Speaker 1: got it, walked through the trees and all up and
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  Speaker 1: that market. I was in elementary school. He was cussing.
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  Speaker 1: He was seven, six or seven. You know about Rudy
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  Speaker 1: Ray More when my dad and them used to play it, Ok,
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  Speaker 1: And I sit on the steps in the hallway and
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  Speaker 1: listen to it. Be in the hallway, Holly. Everybody had
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  Speaker 1: the albums man, but I rememberized album the whole Signifying Monkey,
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  Speaker 1: and I could sound just like it. So when my
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  Speaker 1: mama got it, I went upstairs and I'm recording wear
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  Speaker 1: down in the jungle, dcon Signifying Market cussing. Then everything
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about cut like that's when you first look
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  Speaker 1: you felt a love like this. So everything going good.
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  Speaker 1: We go to church that morning. We come back. A
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  Speaker 1: couple of sister Porter and sister r Bell came over
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  Speaker 1: to see my mom and they was in there in
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  Speaker 1: the living room and I had my recorder on the
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  Speaker 1: coffee table because I saw a cookie on the down
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  Speaker 1: room table. I wanted to get a matter of fact
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  Speaker 1: of rice krispie. And when I came back, my mama
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  Speaker 1: had to recorded in her law my stomach. She said,
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  Speaker 1: what they was all talking about? Uh, sister Harvey, what
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  Speaker 1: is that? Guess these new recorders that you buy. We
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  Speaker 1: bought one for Steve. I'm just man hit that so
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  Speaker 1: this later to say what's on it? My mama pressed play.
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  Speaker 1: I opened it up like this wear down in the jungle.
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  Speaker 1: D that's signifying market that didn't ever sleep. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: cussing it everything, but I mean it's on the record.
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  Speaker 1: So my mama trying to find the button, but she
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  Speaker 1: can't cut it off. She can't control the volume or nothing.
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  Speaker 1: She steady hitting the plate button. Well that's already down.
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  Speaker 1: Your baby. Talking later after church, says Oh, that's that's
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  Speaker 1: Rudy ray mo So I said, okay, that might help
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. That's she said. But who is it though? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Who's saying this? Yeah, everybody looking at me. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: trying to figure out how I can make this recorded disappear.
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  Speaker 1: And if I stay here and look out the window,
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  Speaker 1: maybe they won't notice it's me. Man, I was sitting
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  Speaker 1: there in trouble. Mama's finally cut that thing up. She said,
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  Speaker 1: boy Lord Jesus, when your daddy get home? Oh no, man,
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  Speaker 1: so they left. My daddy came home, she says, snack.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to what this boy didn't put on his on Christmas?
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  Speaker 1: And she pressed, playing again, wear down in the Jungle.
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  Speaker 1: D my daddy saying who is that? My mama saying
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  Speaker 1: that's your son, boy, and then my dad and listening
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  Speaker 1: to it. Any star smiling boy, that's you. Uh huh, yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just shrinking. I'll tell you rest the world we
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  Speaker 1: come back. You're listening all right. Before we went to Brake, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you were telling us the story about when your dad
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  Speaker 1: heard you recite Rudy ray Moore on your brand News
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  Speaker 1: Mamaycord come home on Christmas. Look at what your boys doing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So she pressed on way down and jog that blankly
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  Speaker 1: blank didn't ever sleep walking through trees and swinging in
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  Speaker 1: the sand that black. So my daddy listened to it,
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  Speaker 1: and he smiled. He said, boy, that's you. Oh yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: you're in trouble all he said, where your cold at?
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  Speaker 1: Go get your coat? Come on, confidence. I ain't never
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  Speaker 1: done that. I'm used to go on in the basement.
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  Speaker 1: What is the coach? He puts me in the car,
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  Speaker 1: He gets the machine. We back out. We drive right
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  Speaker 1: up to Earl's gas station, about five minutes from the house.
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  Speaker 1: He got walking there on the Mary Christmas slick. What's
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  Speaker 1: up a little boy? Mary Christmas? Boy? I got something
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  Speaker 1: for y'all. Right here, tell me who is here? So
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  Speaker 1: all the men and that boy that rooted right more?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't dusky? You lying? Right? This boy? Sound your life remote?
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  Speaker 1: So mister Wale say, well, do some of it? Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't you think you about in front of y'all life.
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  Speaker 1: And I got the custom from y'all. Did you do it? Hell? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Wait like that right there? Oh man, I love it,
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. My daddy thought, was
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  Speaker 1: the greatest thing here now, he said, And when we
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  Speaker 1: get back home, tell you mama. We rode and talked
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  Speaker 1: about it. Okay, well they ain't gonna whoop your cause
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  Speaker 1: it's own Christmas. Oh so it been twenty six you've
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  Speaker 1: got toe up in the well. He ain't want to
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  Speaker 1: whip me no way, because he was thought it was greatness.
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  Speaker 1: He thought that was the greatest thing he here. Great.
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  Speaker 1: You take all that cussing off of that machine. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't even where you learn tease words from. You're playing
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  Speaker 1: that all the party album is good album? Yeah? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Who else you listen to? Dog good Christmas memories? Right there?
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  Speaker 1: Red Fox, Red Fox, that's no This country comedian named
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Jerry Cloud. Jerry Cloud. Oh yeah, that's what we listened to.
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  Speaker 1: Then he'll better man, Okay, yeah, I love it, no
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  Speaker 1: that he'll be funny funny man. Yea, I was stilling
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Richard Pryde my daddy. Oh huh, I'm doing Richard and Eddie.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's like Delirious was my my stand up,
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  Speaker 1: specially that Eddie did Delirious. Who Richard Pryde wanted? That's
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  Speaker 1: the one probably a love? Yeah? Man, wow, I mean
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  Speaker 1: that that was back in the day when when your
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: parents had parties, and weren't those called party albums or something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: absolutely party albums. So they were playing, you couldn't listen.
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  Speaker 1: You had to come in in dance for him. Then
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  Speaker 1: you had to go them back. Yeah, come on. And
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  Speaker 1: player was right next to the steps leading up to
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  Speaker 1: my room, and it was behind the wall, I said,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: on the steps, and I learned how to cuss everything. Yeah,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: the good old days. Gus Gus, Gus, goody Google, I said,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: American classic right there for that red level outfit. That
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: was classic. Yeah, yeah, for sure. What was that? That
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: was delirious purple? Yeah, leather Raw's wrong, yeah, raws wrong. No, man,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: when that food was doing that, that food was doing
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: that dog up man, Oh yeah, damn that when he
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: got shot, when he was doing the hits. We see
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: the Mie me nine my name the name dude three
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: times said you uh why me times A lady the
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: night n I knew knew that boy saying three times,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I was holly. Yeah. He gave us some great laughs.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: And man, yes, Velvet Jones, mister Robinson's neighbor. Yeah, answer,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: who is movies the absolute best sketch artist ye man, Yeah,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: that damn teddy man. Change round in that hot tub,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: dog man, he stuck his man, don't get in the
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: hot tub. Wait a minute, boy, that was it boy
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: in the in the movie Trading Places, What is your name? Valentine? Valentine? Boy,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: when they finally got him off the street and took
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: him to the house and they had him in the
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: back and he was taking the bath and they was
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: coming out shitting and go and he was in that
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: singing war when I showed that to my dad, and
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: my dad in holiday lad, when you think of Bye
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: got it by used to open this show every day
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: with that, right, Yeah, yeah, that's where I got it
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: from many good memories, I tell you, man, that that
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: that what's supposed the best forty eight hours of Beverly
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Hills Cup. Oh what's forty eight hours about? When he
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: was with Nick Nolting. Oh yeah, Trading Place, Coming to America,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Coming to Americ, Funniest comedy movie I've ever seen. Yeah, yeah,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: it was great. It was greed all right. Coming up
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. In Entertainment News, Steve,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: You're gonna love this, Kevin Harden Me, Are you listening?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Steve Sexual child. You listening sexual child child, you're listening
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: to Steve Morning Show. Well, all of us here at
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, we can hardly wait till
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: till Christmas, most of us, right, Uh except for you
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: know who bitter Man slash the Grinch. We call him
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: the Grinch around Christmas. J Anthony Brown. Steve is here
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: your friend now. Uh, this is his segment. He's calling
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: it evil Things to Do for Christmas because I don't
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: know why I have been dubbed the evilest one on
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: this show because I'm not on this show. Oh you
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: damn show, but you the only one? Yeah you are,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: ja not the evil is evil? We didn't have evil.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah you brought evil in all right, these are evil
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: things to do over the Holidays, by your Truli Jamie Brown.
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  Speaker 1: Number one, get yourself a lawn chair and go to
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: one of those stories electronic stores and just sit outside
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: and watch people try to put a big ass TV
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: and a little last car. That's so much fun. Bring
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: a lunch, just bring Yeah. Your best part is win
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: the guy who works at his serve gotta go back inside. Yeah,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: that's the best part. That is the best evil. Last
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: thing to do for the holidays. Load up four or
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: five baskets, load the back like you're gonna shop, and
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: you'll walk out and leave one because you know somebody
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: to put stuff back up. Leave it in the store.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: You're not buying any of it. Oh whoa, this is
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: a real good one. What come out of the store.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Go to your car. Okay, back out, pull back in,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: back back out, put back in and then get out.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Then get out, go in and then come back out,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: back out, put back in. Get your friend. Some people
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: think they got a parking space. Oh my god, just
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: to look on that face, not leaving back back out.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: There there's another one. This is so much fun. Put
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: all your trash in a big box. Huh, wrap it
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: up in Christmas paper, put a bow on it, go
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: to the mom. Set it on the hood of your car,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: and just watch people steal it. It is so much
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I like that to see them drive around and like, oh,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: there's a box on the car, and get it. Get
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: it him, you know. On the elevator. Wait, do you
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: see somebody with a whole lot of packages and hurry up.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I'm come on, I got it. I'm holding the elevator.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I got it. And when they get there. You let
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: that dope close writing the right yet it's gonna I tried,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I tried hard, right I do I do that lovatna
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: ride with nobody. I try to act like I'm trying
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: to press I'm sorry, sorry. Here's another one. Get in line,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: but Santa Claus is okay. Sit on Santa's lap, hold
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: up the line. Just pull out a long ass list,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: just to the kids get irritated when they start crying
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: and then out hard. I didn't want to get a
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: new house. Just as long as you can talk to Santa,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: the better. Another Get you a stuff. This is a
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  Speaker 1: good one. This is a good ahead. Get you a
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: stuffed Santa Claus tied to the hood of your car,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: and then drive around like you hit Santa Claus. That
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: evil one of them inflatable Santa Claus tied to the
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: hood and drive by school and hey, what's going on?
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: The little kids are there's a real good ahead. It's
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: kind of tricky. What is what are we doing here?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Little things to do over the holiday? Candy Brown, find
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: your ex girlfriend, Yes, right on the back of her car.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, ho ho hole. But here's the catchen. Here's
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: the catch two of the whole holes have been written
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: by paint that will wash off when it rained. So
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: in the back of the car, just said Merry Christmas.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Hole that one come up and last, but not leave.
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  Speaker 1: You know these people associck you gotta go to a
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Quanza party? Uh huh dressed like Santa Claus. Oh, man,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: they're gonna lose then, got it real? I mean God,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I got a cousin man who celebrates do not They
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  Speaker 1: do not play seriously, man, I gotta I gotta family
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: member to do that too. Man, I just what you know,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I'll be trying to be respectful of I can't. Hey, man,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: why don't you get back to your African roots? I said, Bro,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I'm in touching my actually, but I do like Christmas. Yeah,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: you don't even understand what Crystmas is. I might not,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: but I show don't understand what Quanta is. So let's
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: me and you, I said, but just understand, dog, my
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: whole life I grew up with Christmas. I just kind
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: of like it. I ain't goin to stop. Yeah, you
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: should stop. Every black person should stop. No, dog, that's
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: a hard seal. Yeah, I can't celebrate a holiday the
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: same age as me. Christmas, way older than Yeah, me
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: and Quansa both got Hi. How long is Quansa is it?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: It's a certain amount of day. It's cool for the
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: people that do it, man, but they'd be on such
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: an angle man for you not joining in. Well, hope
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: for those of you who celebrate Quanza, happy Quanza. For
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: those of you, yeah, celebrate Christmas, Merry Christmas, and for
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: everybody to celebrate, happy hankers all of that. Just happy holiday.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah to everybody out there. Do you you're listening to
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here's a quick question for you, guys. Um,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: do you have a memory or a vivid recollection of
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: the first time you met Santa Claus? First time I
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: met Santa Fire? No, no, baby, I've seen the picture,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: but I don't remember the man. I met them all,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: but he never came to my house. I never saw him.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: My mom would always tell me he had been there, though,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: and they sat out and talked for a minute. Oh
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: really always. Yeah, Steve, do you remember meeting Santa Claus
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: when I first met him? Yeah, but I already knew
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: who he was. What happened. I had been told by
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: my brothers and stuff, And you can go down his
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: white man if not house. So when I met him,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: it didn't have the joy that you think you would
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: have as a child. But still I liked Santa Claus.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I always liked him. I thought his intentions were well.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Plus I'm a big Christmas guy. So and why is that?
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I just I just think it's the dopest holiday of
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: all time. I loved Christmas from day one, the gifts,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: the giving. You know, see my father mother faced man
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: when they opened up this little worthless ass gift out
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: of bottom. You know, I knew to givet wasn't worth
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: a damn but the way they faked it and act
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: like they kid it meant a lot to me, you know.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: And so I became a big giver of Christmas gifts.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I've always kind of liked that, you know, nice gifts
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: and stuff. But then as I grew older, realized what
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Christmas was really about. So it wasn't about the gift giving,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: no motive, and so it just became I just want
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: to treat, That's all I want. It's a treat, you know,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I know, I know the real meaning of Christmas. Looking
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: for getting home so I can see my tree, haven't
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: seen no haven't seen it wherever came from? Again, I'm
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: not sure where this one came in from. I haven't.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I haven't disgusted it yet with my wife. But this
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: coming in from somewhere. You didn't get it at wall?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Are you mad? From the tree? The tree? Yeah? Tree?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Where your tree come from? Tommy? Nameless? You name? Excuse me? What?
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Excuse me? The market? Market as in predecorated, yeah, precord
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, wow? All right, all right, well, uh, Merry Christmas,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: everybody you're listening Morning show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: we have a special guest to get us in the
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Christmas spirit. You know, he's written all kinds of songs. Yeah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: we ain't no time with me, baby, I come right
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: on here, we'll go. Man, everybody, Hey Christmas, roscommy, hey man,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: how you doing? Oh hey, ill lit radio. Really enjoyed it,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: really enjoyed it. Hurt your walker than you if I
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: ain't cool, you go, oh god, that's all right right there,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: And what's up? Julian Roscoe my hero, every wife having
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: life and we're going on okay, call it, we're going on.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Happy holidays, Roscoe? What's going Hey? Welcome back Roscoe hap
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: what y'all need from me to dank I'm here when
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I'm here to bring Crimmy chill. Well, that's what we want.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: We want that Christmas to You know, I didn't wrote
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: told me Christmas old Crimm, Crimm all his songs right here? Yeah,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: you know you know name on this Christmas? Who you
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: think he wrote that? Don thing? When Donna get it
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: from you? Got hell yet? Come on, come on board,
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: don't every down? You wrote this clear creem mother, fire
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: you side blazing bri Come on here, Donna let off
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: through rude, don't I Oh, dude, crep mother? And then
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: when I gave it to Donna, Donna asked me could
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: he just speed it up a little bit and put
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: his own spin on? So I let him go. Yeah,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: I told him it wasn't a great Crimma here the
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: all time? But got for me? What else did you write?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I wrote everything? Oh, being Crossby Christmas? Yeah I knew it.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: You knew being Crossby's uncle. What was Bill Crowsy? That's close? Yeah, yeah,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I'm close, But it's the other Bill calls me though,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: see Bill being Bobby all of them and Benjamin Benjamin
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Crosby was the black side of the family. Oh, okay,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: And then you know I wrote I'm dreaming of a
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Black Cristmas because I wanted more people to come over
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: to the house. Okay, got you. And then you know,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: it was snowing outside, and then here comes Being with
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: his little white ass, and then he comes talking about
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: can I have that song and making a white Christmas.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I said, we'll go ahead, but I still want to
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: say my black people come out to the house. So
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I gave it to him, but I had already recorded it. Ah,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: dreaming of Black chrismas same ros sweet sweet potato pie
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: with the ham sandwiches kicking and potato saladies glistening and
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: hit leaves miles all due the high Lord. I'm on
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: dreaming of black Christmas. And I were, and an old
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: white man came along made the white Christmas. Big head, Yeah,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: that history. What else? What you want to do? Well?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: What about side of Night? You know? The temptations just
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: in my mind all we had to do that right
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: here now, I'm gonna tell you true, right now, Silent
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Night were written by an old white Dutch quad. But
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I got a hold to it, and I got the
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: temptation together and redid that. I got the temptations. You
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: wasn't until I put them together. Stop. You knew that
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: it wasn't. The temptations were that it was a group
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: called consent, and I said, you ain't in it consent
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: and main't. No damn sit. You gotta deal with the
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: temptations in the world because everybody get tempted. That our
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: temptation came about. I would have grown group together. All right, Roscoe,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: thank you, We appreciate it. We're all that. You don't
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: know nothing coming up next, we got the nephew and
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: there phone call for it today right after this you're
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: listening show going up at the top of the hour,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: for today's subjects. Ain't nothing holy about his behavior? Nothing
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: holy about his behavior? Yeah, but right now it is
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: the nephew. He's here with today's prank phone call. What
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: you got now? Surely I don't know what I did
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: last week Friday? Oh my god, adult daycare O. I
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: have gotten texts, tweets, yes, post yes, do you name it.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: This is the lady that got me. I got I
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: went for her, but at the latter part of it,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: she actually got me. This is go ahead call my
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: best friend. She called me holleran, saying, this is my
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: favorite prayk call from the depute from now. Oh my god, man,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: if you ain't heard it, he is Adult Daycare. Hello, Hello,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach this shy. Please. Yes, this is Sharon.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Sharon's My name is Evan. I'm giving you a call
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: from adult daycare. Okay, the Black Daycare. My name is Evan,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: and I got your number and all your information here
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: on file. Um, it looks like you're gonna be joining
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: us starting on Monday. So we're excited to have you,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: and I want to just give you a call and
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: kind of give you the lay of the land of
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: what we have here and how how much fun you're
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: gonna have being here most of the day with herself.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: From my understanding is you're gonna be here probably the
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: majority of this year. What are you talking? What are
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Being there? Where? Here? At the adult daycare?
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Adult daycare? Where? Where's that? What are you talking? Okay?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Is Evan? My name? My name is Evan, yes, ma'am.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: And okay, her daughter is Diane. You know my daughters. Yes, well,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: she's the one that has you signed up. You're gonna
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: be at the adult daycare. So I'm assuming she's gonna
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: be dropping you off every morning, and I know what
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: to tell you talking about Evan Evan, Hang on a second.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: All right, First of all, I don't know who you are.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: You don't know who I am. I don't know how
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: the you know who my daughter is? But this is
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: this is really uh inappropriate and weird And what are
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: you trying to get? What do you what do you want?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Do you want money to me? Or you like a solicitor? No? No, no,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: no man, no no, no note at I'm a share No,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I'm your daughter has signed you up to be here
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: at the adult daycare during the day, so I'm just
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: going to I don't know what you're talking about. There's
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: no way she would do that adult day care. What
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: do I need to don'tday care for? So what? Well?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Evidently are you home alone most of the time during
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: the day. Who cares if I'm home alone? Who? Why
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: are you asking me that you're trying to break into
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: my house? No? I don't know you are, man, I
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: don't know who share. Okay, look I'm hooked up to
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: that uh nine one month stuff. Thanks like I could
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: just do a panicle right now, and they'll trace this
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: call and they will come to you and arrest you
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: because you're harassing me. No, no, no, okay, miss Sharon,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not harassing you. Your daughter, Diane came in and
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: signed up. Yes, she signed you up for you to
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: go to this daycare Monday to Friday. Why, she's at work,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: so she's going to be dropping you off and then
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: she'll pick you up in the evenings on her way
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: home from work. Where you got that from? I don't
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: know who told you that. Yeah, you got my daughter's name.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: And this is really freaking me out, you know, a
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: little bit over here Ivan, because I don't know why
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: you know my name? You know my daughter's name? Ah,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: this is like the only reason I know you all name,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: miss miss Sharon, is because she came in and gave
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: all the information and she has paid for you to
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: come to the adult daycare on a daily bay Yeah
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: yeah here here. You know what, you sound like a
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: nice guy, you know what I mean, Like you're smooth,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: you got a nice voice, You're you're you know, like
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: you know what to say. I don't know who the
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: hell you are though, I don't know what you're talking about.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Like, I'm not going to
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: no daycare center. I'm not going to a daycare center.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I got order date because I'm fine. Just get that
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: through your head. There's nothing wrong with me. I stay home,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I got a dog, I walk the dog, I go
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: grow street shopping, my daughter comes over. Everything's sorry. I
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: don't give no daycare center, Okay, nd stay What I'm
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: saying that there is there is there a reason why
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: she would sign you up. Man, she must she must
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: be looking out for your best. You know your help.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you to let me ask you. Are
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: you single? What are you single? Are you married? What
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: does that happen to do it? Anybody? I'm not coming
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: to no daycare center, all right, Evan. Like, if you
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: want to come to my house and you want to
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: see how I live, you can. I don't. I'm twitching.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I'm switching it up. Okay, I don't need to come
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: to your home. I'm more concerned about making sure you're
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: comfortable here at the Adult Day when you get here
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: on Monday. Yeah, I'm not coming there. That's it. I'm
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: not coming there because there's nothing wrong with me. I'm
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: not coming out of my house. But I'll pay you
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: for even you. I don't know, like I like your voice.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I just like your voice. And miss Way, mister, how
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: old you? How old you m? I'm fifty fifty. Have
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: you ever been with an eighty nine year old lady? Wow? Wow? Nine?
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: And you sound really nice? That's all? Like at first
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I was scared of you. At first, I want to
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: be honest, I was scared of you. And now I'm
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: not like, I don't know why, I'm just not you
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like you just sound not Yeah,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, but say so, well,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: will you be here? Will you be at the daycare
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: center like you? Because I like to meet you. I'll
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: be at the daycare when you arrive on Monday. But
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I mean not, um, miss Sharon, I won't be able
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: to only I like that, Miss Sharon. That's nice? Ohead god? Okay,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: So should I should I reach out to Diane about this? All?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Reach out tour? Sure? Reach out to Okay, Well, you're
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: not gonna like it? Yeah, ahead, You're not gonna come
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: in Monday, right, I'm right, I'm I'm I don't know,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be very just late it's the Sharon. It's
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: not about me. It's about you coming in and you're
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: gonna this is where you're gonna be uh Monday through
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Friday from all right. You know, there's there's there's there's
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: other people your age here. There's there's a lot of
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: ladies you're age and a lot of men. You're here ladies.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not in the ladies. I'm not in late I
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: didn't I'm not. Yeah, not anyways, I'm in. I'm into
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: you o t um. Yeah. I think it's a situation
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: like your your daughter doesn't want you to be by yourself. Yeah,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: would you? Could I call you back? Can I call
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: you back? Yeah? Let me call you back. Let me
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: call you back in a couple of minutes. I'm on
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: the shore and I got pulled my off of the thing.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: This is the first this is ever happened to me. Okay, Uh,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: miss Sherik. Can I tell you who I am? I
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: am Matthew telling me from the Steve Arvey Morning Show.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Your daughter Diane got me the prank. Call you. But
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I promise you you're different. You're I promise you, I'm different.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I promise you I'm different. Here it relates to Steve
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Hervey like the guy in TV that's here. He is
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: gorgeous and called me back. All right, all right, okay,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I love you. Oh my god, boy, boy boy, can
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: I tell you control? I man been telling you somebody
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: to get your way? All right, I'm saying this man,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Thank you God, Thank you so much. Lord. She sure
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: didn't sound eighty three though, or how eighty nine? I mean, yeah,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: she didn't sound like Shirley. She didn't sound like a man,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: didn't sound like I like you. I like you. No,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: no call back, Okay, I like how you sound. Em
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: you's gonna be there. At first I was afraid of you.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna flad all right, Thank your nephew. Coming up next,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: it is today's Strawberry Letters, subjects ain't nothing holy about
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: his behavior? Right after this. You're listening to this show,
• 52:13
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  Speaker 1: got it. Call you here it is. It's that time
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: the straw very letter subject. Ain't nothing holy about his behavior,
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. My family has a church that they've
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: been going to all their life, and I recently joined.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I decided to devote my life to fellowship and service
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: at this church. My pastor is great, but I always
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: thought he was a bit creepy because of the strange
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: relationship he has with my cousin. I have been watching
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: them for a while, and then in a stewardship meeting,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: my pastor mistakenly called my cousin babe or babe and
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: she blushed. Immediately after the meeting, I asked my cousin
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: what's up with her in the pastor and she got
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: all awkward and tried to lie at first, but then
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: she ended up spilling the beans. I was devastated. My
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: heart dropped, and I couldn't believe what she had told me.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: She swore me to secrecy, but I don't care about
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: her feelings. I care about the pastor's wife's feelings because
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: she is ill and I have the utmost respect for
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: her as the first lady of the church. Now my
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: family is whispering about them messing around, and I'm having
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: a hard time acting naive. When they mentioned it. Two
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: weeks ago, she missed church and the pastor pulled me
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: to the side and asked, where's my friend today. I
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: guess my cousin has shared with him that I'm in
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: on their little secret. He grosses me out now and
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I want to find a new church home. My grandmother
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: told me that I need to just focus on God
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: and that's it. She said, God will take care of
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: my cousin and the pastor. I still want to leave
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: this church, but I enjoy Sundays with my family. I'm
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: so conflicted. What should I do? Please advise? Wow, Well, first,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I have to tell you this that God isn't just
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: at that one church. God is everywhere. Okay. I do
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: agree with your grandmother. She's right. You do need to
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: focus on God when you're at church, and God will
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: take care of your cousin and the pastor. But I
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: still see no reason for you to check out another
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: church if you just can't stomach going to your family
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: church any longer. Since you found out the news about
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: your cousin and the pastor, you also have to know
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: that just like there's mess going on at church church,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: there's mess at a whole bunch churches. Okay, I mean
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: there there's mess at other churches too. I mean you
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: just have to know that. Remember, pastors are human, they
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: are mere mortals and they're not God. Okay, even though
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: we do hold them to a higher standard of church,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: we do put them on a pedestal. But you know,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: if you don't want to leave, and you do want
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: to enjoy Sundays with your family, you're going to have
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: to not judge and do like your grandmother said, take
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: her advice and let God deal with that. Um, you know,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: with handling the situation with your pastor and your cousin. Um.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: If you're no longer getting fed there, that's something different.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Then of course, you know, go to a different church.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: But I see no reason for you to check out
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: a different church if you just can't stand to be
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: in their presence. You know, if that's if that's not
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: what you're into, I definitely can support you in that. Steve, well, well, well,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: if it ain't Green Leaf, we on own network. Now,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: don't do this to me. You did it to yourself.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: My family has a church. They've been going to all
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: that life the whole time. My pastor is great, but
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: it didn't take long to see this statement. My pastor
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: is great, but it usually take a little bit longer
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: for a person's sake. But but my pastor great. But
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: let me just this woman trying to get to this
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: damn letter. I always thought he was a bit creepy
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: because of a strange relationship he has with my cousin. Now,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: let's see, when you say strange relationship with your cousin,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming your cousin is a female. So what is
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: this strangeness that you've noticed. I've been watching them for
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: a while. That's when you know you had one of
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: them churches. I was at a stewardess ship meeting. Now
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: what is that shot? Well, um, you know, I guess
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It tells you how to be a
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: good steward's over what you have. I don't know anybody
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: know what a stewardess ship meeting. I'dn't been on meeting.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I've been a couple deacon boy, I don't remember having that.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I've been down there at the hall. Yeah, i'd have
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: been the choir rehearsal. Yeah, it's I hadn't been in
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: the pastor's office for cussing. You've done? What was that
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: office for cussing? Ante? Oh yeah, y'all had to go in.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: There's quite a fear. I've been in that probably six times,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: bro cussing brother Stevie's mouth. Oh, Stevie, this is when
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: you were younger. But I'm still going there now, but
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I probably won't go anyway, they had a stewardess ship meeting.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they're practicing past now peanuts in there.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know what they're doing that the stewardship. No,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's vocations at the church. So if you're
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: over a certain ministry or something. Right, Anyway, my pastor
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: mistakenly called my cousin babe or babe, and she us
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: he had lost his damn. Oh, he tried to come
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: back up out of that. So what about you, baby,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I mean usher boy leader, I mean committee chair. So anyway,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: immediately after the meeting, I asked my cousin what was
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: up with her in the pastor? Now you know what
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: was up? Because you've always thought the man was creepy,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: because of this relationship you had with your cousin. This
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: has been going on. She got all awkward and tried
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: to lie first, then she just ended up. I was devastating.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: My heart dropped. I couldn't believe what she told me.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: She swore me to secrecy. But I don't care about
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: her feelings. I care about the passive feelings pastor's wife
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: feeling because she is ill. Oh, pastor wife sick? You know, Junior,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: do a sound like sicker? Silly you, Jay, do a
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: sound like diabetes to you? All right, covered them too.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: We got damn her two do a sound like she
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: hignorant to you that the conditions on this show. We'll
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: be back with part two of Steeves respond to twenty
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: three after the hour you're listening a let's recap today's
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter and come on, Steve. Well right, this woman
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: had been going to this family one family had been
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: going to this church for years. She decided she wanted
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: to join the church and serve her time and fellowship
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: and service to God. But she had been having weird
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: feelings about to pass it because the way he act
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: with a cousin, they're in a stewardship meeting learning some up.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: In the end, he mess ronning call a bay baby,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: so she confronted him. She confronted her after the thing
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: and asked her what was up. She tried to lie.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Then she spilled all the beans. Didn't the lady said
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: that she spilled the beans. She said, I was devastated.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: My heart dropped. I can't believe what she told him.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: She swore me to secrecy. I didn't care about her feelings.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: I came about to pass a white feelings because she's ill. Now,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: we didn't went over the show. We didn't find out
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: that it end ain't sick her sale now and we
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: found out it ain't dia beating, you know, and Thomas says,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: she ain't suffering from igness. That's not an illness. I'm
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: going over all the stuff that wrong with the people
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: on the show. I'm crazy. So it don't sound like
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: crazy to me. Yeah, sherleyd she sound bullhie to you, Okay,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: so she ain't bulliess colleges to sound like she's suffering
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: from an overdosehood overdosa, sound like she country is hell,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: come on Mississippi, Okay, cool, She don't have none of that,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: So we will not know what's wrong with the first round.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Now my family is whispering about them messing around, and
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time acting naive when they mentioned it. Well,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: your family been whispering about them messing around. It's just
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: you just became a member of the church, and now
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: you prove it to the inside information. They've been thanking
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: this for a long time. You just came to the party. Girl,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to act NiFe. They't know two weeks
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: ago she missed church and the pass and pulled me
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: to the side, and thats what my little friend at
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: the day. Wow, Well, I guess my cousin has shared
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: with him that I'm in on their little secret. He
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: grosses me out now and I want to find a
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: new church home. You should. My grandmama told me I
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: need to just focus on God, and they said, well
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: you can't cause you're in there with a pimp. What
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: she can't focus on the church because passes a pimp.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know where you got that. Now, dog on it,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: let's stop all this. Well, it's how the focus because
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: the passes the pimp. He's sitting up in here talking
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: about And then your grandmama said, just focus on God.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: That says she can't because pimp in the pool pit,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: she said, God will take care of my cousin in
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: the pastor that's after they die. You got to get
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: out to church. Now you can't even focus. I still
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: want to leave the church, and you should sitting up
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: in here watching him just do what he want to
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: do with your cousin, and your cousin act like it's
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: all writing up. Woman sitting over there sick. We only
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: can't even find out where she got six damn adults
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: on this shore. We still don't know where she got.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Sheel this ain't no sickness, She ain't got the caugh
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: for no damn flu. She eels something really wrong with
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: this woman days when she can't even make it up
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: there to the service. Your cousin sitting the pick head
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: one on the front road, just playing peekaboo with the
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: damn getting rid of pulpin. Not gonna keep going to
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: this damn church. We're just not gonna do it. So
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: that have been the subject Seve instead of ain't nothing
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: holy about his behavior? Well, ain't nothing holy about his play? Well?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: They ain't nothing holy about pims. Pimps, ain't holy people,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: pimps pims. Holy people's is deacons and pops and people
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: like that, eldest bishops, them's holy. Pimps ain't holy, and
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: stop saying it. Somebody needs to get on this landing,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: getting on the phone callers. Woman, find out what's wrong
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: with her so we can start to go fund the
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: page and get something fun. So you think she should
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: get into another church. Got to get out of there.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: You can't sit str silences condoning. This is what it is.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I can't know something about getting hurt, and then you're
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: saying to go along with it. You gotta stopped this film.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Why is he talking about this? Are you clear now?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Curling crystal crystal to pinto beans is what this is?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: This pento beanes, pimps is needing to be stopped, PI
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: and TVs. This staying looks like panto beans, but pimps
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: is needing to be stopped. That's what these pinto beans.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Pimps is needing to be stopped. Look like pinto beans,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: but it's real. You got stop to this, Okay, You
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: got to leave this church and go find you somewhere
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: else to worship. Sitting up in here watching this going
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: on where my little friend. You ain't got no damn
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: friend you the pastor passags ain't got friends. Passage got parishioners. Yeah,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: passage got shape. I'm just checking on my little friend now, Chips,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: you're a shepherd him. It's got little friends. Friend. Might
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Willer just said where my main fan yet already called
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: her baby? And damn stewardship meeting justin got com it
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: set up in here talking to the want to call
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: her baby in front of everybody in the all the
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: comedy heads going, deacon talking about wow here the hush
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: your boy going. Jesus, Yes, Jesus, he didn't call her baby.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: She over that blush you so she doesn't care if
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: everyone else it's just fanning. Oh my god, I know
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: he called your baby, but shut your ass, Andy Whords
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: of Boomerang, you are closet. Okay, that's read the book too.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: All right, Stee, we gotta get out of here. Please
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: emails if you won't close in your relationship, start with
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: email us or Instagram us your thoughts on today. St
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, f M. You're listening, stew all right, it's
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: been a minute since Junior has blessed us with the poem,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: and guess what he's here today with the poem. Oh okay, okay, listen, y'all,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: this has got to be addressed. This is important. This
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: is not a game. Okay, let me say. I've watched
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: all these Christian movies. I've seen Sama everywhere, I've seen
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: the North Pole. But you know what, you don't see
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: black elves? Where are they? How come we don't have
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: no black hells? So the title of this poem is, Hey, Sundam,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: how come they't no black ells? That's all? Yeah, this
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: is it. I just want to address this black people everything,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: black people, black panther, all that. But did y'all notice
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: all these years we've been living, you ain't seen no
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: black eles. That don't bother y'all. Well, it bothered me
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: enough that I wrote a poem about it. I'm serious here,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: it is, Hey Sandam, how come there no black ells?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: I don't see any black els? Sentam? What's up with that?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Most of the elves I see a white And that's
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  Speaker 1: an actual fact. I guess black ells don't matter, at
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  Speaker 1: least they don't to you. You've been the North Pole
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  Speaker 1: all damn your long. Can't we at least get too.
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  Speaker 1: I hate to march on the North Pole because for
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: marching the weather's not right. So center. I like some
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  Speaker 1: black elves, and I liked them before Christmas night. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: So go ahead and pack your towards to do your
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Christmas d but put some black els on your list.
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  Speaker 1: And damn it. I'm asking nicely, please don't make me
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  Speaker 1: come up there, because I will the end where the
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  Speaker 1: black hels? What? What? Where is the black hells? Okay, okay,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: but Junior, huh, don't. Don't you have sucker sale. You
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  Speaker 1: can't take your back. I know I can't. Time threatened, Sam,
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  Speaker 1: I know I can't go up there. Christs try to Mark.
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  Speaker 1: I know I know I can't go up there. You
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: cannot go to the point. Remain the point, remain where
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  Speaker 1: the black hells ch That's all I need to know.
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  Speaker 1: The weather, the weather won't out allow you to go
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: up there. Junior, you can't. I'm said I was gonna, Mark,
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  Speaker 1: I threatened, Sam, I'm not going. I know I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I know march, you can. I can't march, Caller, I
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  Speaker 1: know I can't march. But the point is they't know
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  Speaker 1: black hills be m black ales matter, black black else
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: you know they ain't gonna get up on time to
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  Speaker 1: make the toy. They're gonna be late coming to work. Well,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: we don't know that time because it ain't none I understand.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I don't see I'm putting no apps in it. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: you take your black behalf to the north Pole. It's
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  Speaker 1: a route for you, Bob. Thank you, Junior. You're listening
• 1:08:34
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• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: centers so busy, some of the Mason's department stores. Now
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: you gotta make an appointment to see centers. So I
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: have the schedule right here time, so shut up, Julian.
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  Speaker 1: Here it is you live, isn't it from nine am
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  Speaker 1: to eleven am, Senna, it's gonna see kids that have
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  Speaker 1: long list. That's just from nine to eleven. Non coming
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: out to eleven with no long list. We're just doing
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: long lists from nine to eleven. And Santa is warning
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  Speaker 1: you this year. Don't be repeating stuff you hear the
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: other kids say, making your list longer. Just read your
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: list to Sannah from first then at noon, Sannah will
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: see all the kids that are winders. Wh whine a lot.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: I don't want to check your ass up. Way to
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: noon this ber what time, that's twelve noon for the Buns,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: not the Windings. That's very different. Now, between three and five,
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  Speaker 1: Santago deal with the kids that jail won't sit steal
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  Speaker 1: three kids that fidgit and any any children that might
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: bite bite, because from three tom the Black sant to
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  Speaker 1: sit in and he's gonna deal with the kids and
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: let the bite and fit sit your as steal bite me.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bite you back. You know you gotta hear
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. I'm gonna bite you back. How to
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: grip them up? Okay? Now from then until seven heaven, uh,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: this is towards the end of the day. All loud
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: criers and kids that's afraid of sound. I'm gonna save you.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: I'm scary, asked you later on. So if you know
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: your baby gonna holl aloud and as afraid of senter,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: bring him every day. We're gonna on that day, we're
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: gonna bring in us. We're gonna bring a skinny or
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Santa Claus here, so he ain't as imposing cut down
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  Speaker 1: on some of the crime. But that's right after the
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Black Santa get through snatching or knocking a couple of kids.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Then listen very carefully, just as critical right before closing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: we're only gonna take ten of these a day, so
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: you gotta make an appointment. These are kids who pee
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: on sent your child taking ten a day he on center.
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  Speaker 1: This is at the end of the day that we're
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: only gonna take ten. Senna got some special gear made.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: You're gonna switch him out from the skinny center bring
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: back fat center. But he ain't really that fat. It's
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: just he got on a lot of absorbing clothes and
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: so towards the end ten a day, that's all we're
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: doing because we got enough absorbing pads on now where
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: he can soak up ten peas. Okay, so we're just
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: doing ten. If your baby not be living in line,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: he gotta come back to Marrow. We try to get
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: him in there, but it's at the end of the day.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: That way we sat to take his suit off. We
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: can bring it. Yeah, So that's our schedule. So please
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: if your children fit in there anyway, yeah, you know
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: you'll be able to know where your child fits in
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: all a loud ass crime and all that. You know
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: when your child is going whiners, you know, kids with
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: long list, just know where your child for it, but
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: especially those that peon sound. End of the day, you're
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• 1:14:00
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  Speaker 1: do you have a memory or a vivid recollection of
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: the first time you met Santa Claus. First time I
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: met Santa Claus. No, No, I've seen the picture, but
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I don't remember the man. I don't know you him
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: met the mall, but he never came to my house.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: I never saw him. My mom would always tell me
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: he had been there though, and ate some satify and
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: they sat down and talked for a minute. Oh really
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: always Steve, do you remember meeting Santa Claus when I
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: first met him? Yeah, but I already knew who it was,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: so I was what happened. Well, I had been told
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: by my brothers and stuff, and you can go to
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: his white man if him nothing house. So when I
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: met him, it didn't have the joy that you think
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: you would have as a child. But still I liked
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Santa Claus. I always liked him. I thought his intentions
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: were well. But plus I'm a big Christmas guy. So yeah,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: and why is that? I just I just think it's
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: the dopest holiday of all time. I loved Christmas from
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: day one. The gifts, the giving, you know, seema, father,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: mother faced man. When they opened up this little worthless
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: ass gift fid them bought him. You know, I knew
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: the gift wasn't worth it, damn. But the way they
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: faked it and act like they kid it meant a
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: lot to me, you know. And so I became a
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: big giver of Christmas gilts. I've always kind of liked that,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: you know, nice gifts and stuff. But then as I
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: grew older, realized what Christmas was really about. Who wasn't
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: about the gift given no motive, and so it just
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: became I just want a tree, That's all I want.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: It's a tree, you know, I know, I know the
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: real meaning of Christmas right before you getting home, so
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: I could see my tree. Haven't seen no, haven't seen
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  Speaker 1: it from again, I'm not sure where this one came
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: in from. I haven't. I haven't disgusted yet with my wife.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: But this coming in from somewhere. You didn't get it
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: at wall? Are you mad? From the tree? At the tree? Yeah?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: And where your tree come from? Telling nameless? You excuse me?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: What excuse me? Market market as it predecorated? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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• 1:21:02
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• 1:21:20
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• 1:21:25
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• 1:21:29
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• 1:21:35
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• 1:21:43
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• 1:21:48
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• 1:21:52
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• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: a sudden, they got a problem with that person. You
• 1:22:02
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• 1:22:05
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• 1:22:10
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• 1:22:12
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• 1:22:15
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• 1:22:19
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• 1:22:27
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• 1:22:33
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• 1:22:39
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• 1:23:49
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