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Showtime At The Apollo is Back with Steve Harvey - 06.05.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: at all, suit looking back to back down, giving them more,
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  Speaker 1: just like theming buck bus things. And it's toubles y'all
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  Speaker 1: to be true. Good to the hot guy listening to
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  Speaker 1: me together for stupid quick Moby, I don't you join
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  Speaker 1: yeah by joining me? Honey? Say do you turn? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You got you got to turn turn turn lovey got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn the mot go come come
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  Speaker 1: on your backdat it? Uh h I show will a
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Hardy got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show today. It's real simple for everybody that's trying
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  Speaker 1: to become successful on any level in any arena in
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  Speaker 1: the genre. I don't care what it is. If you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to be successful, this message is for you. Let
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  Speaker 1: me help you understand something real clear. You ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: make it the way you want to, and you're not
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  Speaker 1: going to make it to the heights that's fully out
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  Speaker 1: there and available for you without God. And I'm just
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  Speaker 1: killing keep it real, simpling clean for you today. You're
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  Speaker 1: not going to make it the way you want to.
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  Speaker 1: And you're not going to get to the heights that's
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  Speaker 1: available to you without God. You have to get this
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  Speaker 1: through your head. Now, listen to me. You can try
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  Speaker 1: it if you want to, because I did. I'm here
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  Speaker 1: to tell you I am talking purely from experience. Here.
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  Speaker 1: You can try it without God, and you can see
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  Speaker 1: how far you can get. Now when you have some
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  Speaker 1: measures of success, of course you will. Will it feel
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  Speaker 1: like days like you might make it? Of course you will,
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  Speaker 1: without a doubt. But let me ask you a question, though,
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  Speaker 1: What you're gonna do about them days when you feel
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  Speaker 1: like you ain't gonna make it. What you're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: about them, days when you feel like giving up. When
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do about them, days where it feels like
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  Speaker 1: there are no answers to your questions. What you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do about them days? What you're gonna do about them
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  Speaker 1: days when everybody laughing at you, turn against you. What
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do about them, days when you just don't
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  Speaker 1: see no way through it? What you're gonna do about
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  Speaker 1: them days? See? I got there, I got the sunshine.
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  Speaker 1: You know, sunshine cool? Everybody got friends. When it's Sunday outside,
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  Speaker 1: you want some friends hit the lotto. You want to
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  Speaker 1: get rid of them, friends, go ask for some help. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking, my man. They scattered like roaches when lights
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  Speaker 1: come on. I'm trying to tell you, so now here,
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  Speaker 1: here we go again, and you can do this without
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  Speaker 1: God now because I've done it and you can have
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  Speaker 1: yourself some measure success. Let me even hip you to
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  Speaker 1: a little bit closer though, Let me tell you why
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  Speaker 1: you are doing it without God and having some measure
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  Speaker 1: of success. Can I tell you why? Because of God's
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  Speaker 1: grace and mercy to us, because of his grace and
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  Speaker 1: mercy trying to keep us in spite of ourselves, for
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  Speaker 1: the real mission that He really got for us. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's the truth of the matter now, now what we're
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  Speaker 1: talking about nasty See. So yeah, yeah, you can do
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  Speaker 1: it without God, and you can have some measure success
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  Speaker 1: without God. And yeah you know, you know, yeah you
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  Speaker 1: got your little degree and everything. Yeah, you completed the program,
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  Speaker 1: got all that, YadA, YadA YadA. But don't you know something.
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  Speaker 1: It's because of God's grace and mercy that he helps
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  Speaker 1: us anyway when even when we ain't asking for help,
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  Speaker 1: when he bails us out anyway, when we don't even
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  Speaker 1: ask him to be bailed out. You know why, because
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  Speaker 1: he loves us that much that would allow us to
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  Speaker 1: exist until we get our mind together where he could
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  Speaker 1: take us. Where really trying to take us. But now,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something though. Let's get this real
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  Speaker 1: straight and clear today. You can do this without God
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  Speaker 1: if you want to. But I am telling you to
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  Speaker 1: get to where you really want to be and to
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  Speaker 1: be all that God has for you. You got to have.
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  Speaker 1: God is no ifs ands but about it. And let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you this here. I don't really care what
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  Speaker 1: nobody then told you. Are you listening to me? I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what they say. Don't get this thing twisted.
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  Speaker 1: They got these people out here talking about their luminatis
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  Speaker 1: and all listen, man, don't listen to me. Don't get
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  Speaker 1: caught in this mess. Don't get caught in no foolishness.
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  Speaker 1: You were created by God. God created you and your soul.
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  Speaker 1: We were all created in His image, all of us.
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  Speaker 1: Don't get to talk about You've been to cut a
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  Speaker 1: deal with it with the devil and all you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no here with nobody. Man, the devil don't do deals.
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  Speaker 1: He one sided. I'm taking you to hell. You're going
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  Speaker 1: to hell. You're burning here. That's his deal. I want
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  Speaker 1: your soul. I want you to lose hope. I want
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  Speaker 1: you to take your life. I want you to take
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  Speaker 1: some other people's lives. I want you to feel hopeless.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to realize that it ain't no God.
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  Speaker 1: That's his whole deal. His whole deal is negative. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: he can talk you into dealing drugs if you want to.
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  Speaker 1: But let me tell you something about this. I watched
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  Speaker 1: these shows all the time, drug ink and all this here,
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  Speaker 1: cocaine outfia, everybody on now go to jail and get killed.
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  Speaker 1: Our prisons is filled the day with our young boys
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  Speaker 1: because they thought they could outslick the system. They thought
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  Speaker 1: they had a way. They thought they said them been
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  Speaker 1: here and they failed. For the old cliche, man, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta do what I gotta do, I gotta get this money. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the only reason you gotta do what you gotta do
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  Speaker 1: is because, like I said all the time, you didn't
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  Speaker 1: do what you were supposed to do. Had you just
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  Speaker 1: done some of the things you were supposed to do,
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  Speaker 1: had you just stayed in that school when it didn't
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  Speaker 1: look right, well, if you had just formed a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God and gotten rid of that. I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: make it that. I'm hopelessness feeling you wouldn't have found
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  Speaker 1: yourself doing something so far out the box got you
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  Speaker 1: out here being in the spirit that don't even belong
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  Speaker 1: to you. God ain't created you to be no dope dealer,
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  Speaker 1: or no such a thing or nothing even close to that. See,
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  Speaker 1: let's get your mind right and understand what's going on here.
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  Speaker 1: You know, That's what I need everybody. I need everybody
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  Speaker 1: to get me clearly about this. This is not going
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  Speaker 1: to happen without a relationship with God. It will not
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  Speaker 1: happen for you in any shape, form or fashion. Now
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  Speaker 1: one more time, for those of you that think you're
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  Speaker 1: making it without Him, I want you to understand something clearly.
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  Speaker 1: It is but because of His grace and mercy that
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  Speaker 1: we exist. And God has just taken care of you,
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  Speaker 1: looking out for you. Got some angels encamped around you
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  Speaker 1: until you get your mind right so he can get
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  Speaker 1: you where you're going. But now I want you to
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  Speaker 1: understand something. There's a cause and a concert was and
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  Speaker 1: a penalty for everything we do this outside the will
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  Speaker 1: of God. That's for all of us. All of us
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  Speaker 1: have consequences, penalties and everything that we got to deal
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  Speaker 1: with outside of the will of God. Understand that, clearly,
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  Speaker 1: don't get this thing twisted sideways. You understand me. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I heard a young man tell me one day. He said, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, I just don't see how God looking
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  Speaker 1: out for me, he would allow all these things to
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  Speaker 1: happen to me. I'm having such a hard time in
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  Speaker 1: my life. I really don't see how there's a God
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  Speaker 1: looking out for me. Only the young man, I said,
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  Speaker 1: in the man, it's just something. Man, you're still breathing.
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  Speaker 1: He said, yeah, I'm standing here talking to you. I said,
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  Speaker 1: you're still free. He said what you mean. I said,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't locked up, are you? So no, I'm standing
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  Speaker 1: here talking to you. I said, where you get them
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  Speaker 1: close from? I bought him? I said, when you bought
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  Speaker 1: him with what? I bought him with money? I SAI,
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  Speaker 1: where you get the money from? You? So I got
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  Speaker 1: a job, Mr. I got a job. I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: well where you live though? He's I got out man,
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  Speaker 1: I said, we are your department, Mr. Harve, I'm working.
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  Speaker 1: I got an apartment. I got a job. I was okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so now this this God ain't looking out for you?
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  Speaker 1: Thinkin finished telling me what you're telling me, We'll see. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm having it real hard right now. I said, hey, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: are you are you hungry? You have you had lunch yet?
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  Speaker 1: He said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, already had lunch yet.
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  Speaker 1: I said, okay, okay, so gone finish telling me about
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  Speaker 1: this how God ain't looking out for you? He said, oh.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, man, every every time I try to
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  Speaker 1: do something, it seemed like it go wrong for me.
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  Speaker 1: I said, but let let me the match something, man,
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  Speaker 1: I said, every time you go wrong for y'all say,
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  Speaker 1: somehow you survive it. He said, yeah, yeah, I survive
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  Speaker 1: it some kind of way, but it's still be all
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  Speaker 1: messed up for me. I said, but but you still
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  Speaker 1: got through it though, he said yeah. I said, okay, man,
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  Speaker 1: gonna finish telling me how God ain't looking out for you?
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  Speaker 1: And he stopped. He said, him is Harvey. He said,
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  Speaker 1: how come every time I tell you something that's going wrong,
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  Speaker 1: you keep telling me God looking out for me? I said,
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  Speaker 1: because you're still here, man, I said, See, you don't
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  Speaker 1: understand it. I said, you seem to think that you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to just he's supposed to skate through life. That's
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  Speaker 1: all supposed to go how you want it, any kind
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  Speaker 1: of way. I said, Man, Jesus, the test of your faith,
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  Speaker 1: I said, God looking out for you the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: I said, every time you tell me something going wrong,
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  Speaker 1: are you seem to turn around and tell me how
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  Speaker 1: you survived? And you keep telling me what ain't going right?
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  Speaker 1: But you keep telling me all these things you have.
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  Speaker 1: I said, man, so what you gotta do is you
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  Speaker 1: gotta stop looking at what you ain't got, column and
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  Speaker 1: start focusing on what you do have. Column. But if
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  Speaker 1: you ain't happy with nothing he hadn't done for you,
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  Speaker 1: you wanted to keep piling stuff on. I said, you
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  Speaker 1: fail in the test, young man. The test is are
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  Speaker 1: you grateful for where you are right now? So I
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  Speaker 1: could give you more so we can move forward? He said,
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  Speaker 1: am I never even looked at like that. I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you take your blessed cell phone somewhere and
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  Speaker 1: sit down? He said, I think I'm going over here
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  Speaker 1: and let you finish talking. I said, thank you. So
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you just gotta look at what you do got, folks,
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  Speaker 1: that's all it is. Okay, you can't make it without God. Y'all.
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  Speaker 1: You got me today. All right, let's be clear, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, well, well twenty
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  Speaker 1: one minutes after the hour, that's what it is. It's
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  Speaker 1: Monday morning. Yeah, Steve Harvey Morning Show alive and well.
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  Speaker 1: God is in the blessing business, and we are on
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  Speaker 1: the receiving end. If you're listening to my voice, you
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  Speaker 1: are a recipient of a wonderful thing called life. You're
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  Speaker 1: participating in it. You know, im ain't been called. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't had to push the chips up to the window.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't been boom. It's just your day, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: Still taping the return of Showtime at the Apollo Lord
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  Speaker 1: Ha Mercy, Good morning everybody. Shirley Strawberry, Good morning Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: I was wondering why they while you guys were laughing
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  Speaker 1: already we have Yeah, you got some ignorance. Good morning, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: morning morning. I'm da having it? What up? Fool? Well
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  Speaker 1: we all two days oh show Time with your power
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  Speaker 1: and your show. Yeah, so you're back back. I brought
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  Speaker 1: it back. Let man, let me tell you so. It
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  Speaker 1: is not gonna be on prime time on Fox. I
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  Speaker 1: told him for years that show should have been on
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  Speaker 1: Prime to three in the morning, three and then come
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  Speaker 1: on three. I told him, they listen. Finally listened all
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  Speaker 1: these years later. Huh, damn the decades. Well, we tell
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  Speaker 1: you the ignorance that it's one thing to go to
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  Speaker 1: the pollo, know, to see the apollo on television, to
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  Speaker 1: actually be in the room where the booing is done,
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  Speaker 1: and the intensity with their whole hearts, with the whole heart.
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  Speaker 1: I mean nice out of town people who come to
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  Speaker 1: New York just to see the sights turned vicious. They like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to buy before anyone, because that's not
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  Speaker 1: me at all. And then after like a juggler and
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  Speaker 1: like bo go in it. Man, here was here was
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  Speaker 1: one of the great moments. Comedian was coming out. And
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  Speaker 1: you know I love comedians, man, because I wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know the feeling of walking day the
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  Speaker 1: first year. God, I know the feelings. So I told
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  Speaker 1: the audience, I said, listen to me, I said, when
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  Speaker 1: a comedian comes out, m and it could be the
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  Speaker 1: great moment or once in a life time moment or now.
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  Speaker 1: Now I want you to know that there's a dude
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  Speaker 1: that yales out as soon as I say this. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know the next once you're here.
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  Speaker 1: That don't sound like mine. It's what the dude said.
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  Speaker 1: I said. This could be a great wonderful learning or
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  Speaker 1: what wonderful experience for this young man. Or it could
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  Speaker 1: be a teaching moment. Let's teach you. We got to
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  Speaker 1: finish this story. Steve coming up something funny. We'll be back.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. What who
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  Speaker 1: are you supposed to do? Right here? But the CEO
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  Speaker 1: all weekend? Let me reiterate one of my favorite moments.
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  Speaker 1: A comedian was coming on I said, at the Apollo
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  Speaker 1: with taping Showtime and Campaul, a comedian was coming on stage. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the voice you're going to hear last is not me,
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  Speaker 1: but what came from the audience, I said, Folks, I
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  Speaker 1: know how he feels. I've been here myself. As a
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact, this is my very first TV show ever,
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  Speaker 1: Showtime Depolo. I'm back, I said, But this guy coming
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  Speaker 1: out here as a comedian, it's a tense moment. It
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  Speaker 1: could be a great moment for you. This could either
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  Speaker 1: this could be a moment that makes your career and
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  Speaker 1: allows you to make a tape. And this could be
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  Speaker 1: one of the greatest moments of your career, or this
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  Speaker 1: could be a teaching moment. Let's teach you, dog, I said,
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  Speaker 1: I looked upstairs. He said, cool, that's okay. Here goes
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  Speaker 1: my other moment. They came to me. There was a
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  Speaker 1: white lady coming out and she was a ventriloquis. So
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  Speaker 1: she had a dummy, and they came up to me
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  Speaker 1: and they said, Steve, the producers wanted you to know
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  Speaker 1: that this next performer suffers from anxiety, and so they're
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  Speaker 1: asking you not to be, you know, joking with her
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  Speaker 1: too much because you can throw her into an anxiety attack. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Now I don't know what that is. So how you
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  Speaker 1: coming right here with a medical condition? And because I'm
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  Speaker 1: not a doctor, so I don't know what it is
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  Speaker 1: that you're going through. So I can't stop telling these
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  Speaker 1: jokes just cause you're him. So I announced the lady
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  Speaker 1: and she comes down on the aisle. Now she's white.
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  Speaker 1: She got a white dummy. But for the apollo, she
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  Speaker 1: gonna dress the dummy to make the dummy look good. Now,
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  Speaker 1: she didn't put some some little hair on his white dummy.
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  Speaker 1: That's black hair. Okay, they picked up on this right away.
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  Speaker 1: So she comes up on stage. He got a band down,
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  Speaker 1: he got a yellow band downa on his head, a
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  Speaker 1: blue jeans jacket, and and and obviously you didn't put
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  Speaker 1: this black hair on this white dog. So she forgets
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  Speaker 1: to rub the log. The booing started. Now when the
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  Speaker 1: boy started, she started to disconnect a little bit. Her
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  Speaker 1: head snapped, and she looked at that crowd. I said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: don't know what anxiety here, but I think she got it.
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  Speaker 1: Now the monies. When she made the dummy look at her,
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  Speaker 1: and then the dummy look at the ground, she started
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  Speaker 1: her routine and the bullying started. When the bullying started,
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  Speaker 1: she and the dummy had the same voice. It wasn't
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  Speaker 1: even the Eventually Chris, she said, hey, what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: He said, I don't know. She said, why are they boy?
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  Speaker 1: They boing up? So the boy was so fer ferocious
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  Speaker 1: she walked off and she had a full fledged panic attack.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she started shaking all kinds of stuff. So
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  Speaker 1: they're on the side of the stage trying to calm
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  Speaker 1: la the time. So I come back out and I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you, Apollo. I said, Hey, man, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to let y'all know. I wanted to say this before.
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  Speaker 1: But the woman who just left had anxiety, and she
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  Speaker 1: suffers from anxiety, and she's in the back anxiety. Let
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  Speaker 1: dud hollid out. We got time for that bsts. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I got little time for that bst. He listen, hall
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  Speaker 1: and we all got his eye. Boy, what boy? Almost
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  Speaker 1: took my clothes. I don't laughing so hard? I was
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  Speaker 1: so hot. Oh my god, you gotta the BSD don't
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  Speaker 1: know to here with that man? Come on this hall
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  Speaker 1: and we all got his eye. Got people laughing so hard,
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  Speaker 1: you can't. Oh man, they don't care. They don't care nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care nothing about you. Then here comes another dude.
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  Speaker 1: He feel the same, right. He got on pearls necklaces,
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  Speaker 1: got all the gold teeth in his mouth, got these
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  Speaker 1: tight pants on he made so he come up there
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  Speaker 1: and now he talking to me crazy. Ah, Mr Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: how many piers stripe if you got on this suit? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm clean. Now, so I'm not a crowd. They
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  Speaker 1: don't they don't. You can't say nothing about me, Apollo, crowd. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: This dude he belonged to us. Now on the way,
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  Speaker 1: y'all that with this hill, But that ain't the way
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  Speaker 1: this one. So he talking. Now I'm just I'm just
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  Speaker 1: taking a I'm just catalog and everything I see this
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  Speaker 1: wrong with him, his boots, the zipper brokes on his boot.
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  Speaker 1: I noticed that his pants was too tight. The artwork
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  Speaker 1: on his jacket, somebody couldn't paint um. And he had
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  Speaker 1: all these he had these fake gold teeth in his mother.
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  Speaker 1: So then his mama was in the crowd, and we
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  Speaker 1: had had a problem with his mama. Just one act mifolk. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So then he comes out. We're talking, don't nobody really
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  Speaker 1: liked this boy. So he looked up the chance coach.
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  Speaker 1: That's my mama staying. I said, we not really met
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  Speaker 1: your mother. So then he talking and one of them
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  Speaker 1: teeth fell out his head on the floor, one of
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  Speaker 1: them gold teeth. I said, you're my man. I see
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  Speaker 1: you too, just fell out your head. So he'd been
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  Speaker 1: over and picking up sticking right back into your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: He started performing, and they booty. When he walked off,
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  Speaker 1: I went out there, and you'd have been proud of
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  Speaker 1: your boy. Come we were back to the jam. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour, Miss Anne will be here with our
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  Speaker 1: national news. Of course it's Monday. Reverend Motown is in
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  Speaker 1: the building. Reverend Deacon def Jam is not here, but
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  Speaker 1: I think Reverend Adnoid is here. Let's see what's up
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  Speaker 1: with the ellis. Hello, I'm so sorry for your loss.
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  Speaker 1: So somebody died? What happened? We suffering here at this
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  Speaker 1: beneath ac I think you could even go lower. We
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  Speaker 1: are loaceously, you know what. I don't want to push it,
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  Speaker 1: but I think there's another level of low. We is
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  Speaker 1: hella low, hella lo' thank you. This is my older brother,
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  Speaker 1: and Nord got me into the ministry. The pain that
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  Speaker 1: we're into day, the sufferings that we're dealing with today,
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  Speaker 1: the loss is gripping hold in my heart, Lord Jesus, Huge,
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  Speaker 1: Lord Jesus. We are suffering today because the Cleveland Cavaliers
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  Speaker 1: is down two games in the NBA finals, Lord, gracious God,
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  Speaker 1: our father, Well are you're not? Don't forsakely in our needs.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand why you would do this too for
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  Speaker 1: two years or in a row. Have we not proven
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  Speaker 1: that we know how to act when we win a championship?
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  Speaker 1: Why in the way hell we gotta go down to
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  Speaker 1: every year with the light skin boys one in the world,
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  Speaker 1: Steph Cares stepping back on the three for the line.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't we get the three party? Took it back
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  Speaker 1: out of basketball. Lu all sin to stopped him from
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: dunking in college. I think we all have stopped the
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  Speaker 1: three point line because it keep stepping back. Dad dropping three.
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  Speaker 1: He's on the and I can't watch it no more.
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  Speaker 1: It is so hootful. Yeah, this morning last year we
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  Speaker 1: suffered down to then got down three to one m
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  Speaker 1: hm and out of the age, out of the rubble,
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  Speaker 1: out of the mirk and the ma. Yeah, here we came.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if the Lord is gonna do the
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  Speaker 1: same thing twice, but it ain't looking good, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know his folk, norf of the more nothing sport.
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  Speaker 1: What we're going to do about this? Here sad situation
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  Speaker 1: with the Kevin. Anyway, you can make something bad happen
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  Speaker 1: to Kevin Durant. Not nothing big, just a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe if Kevin Durant Mama could call it saying she
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  Speaker 1: don't want him to play anything. You don't want no
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  Speaker 1: illness on him. But maybe if he could have Steph.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Lord without trying to wish no eel. Well,
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  Speaker 1: this is a hard request. We need some il needs
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  Speaker 1: it to let you pick a choice, Lord only as
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  Speaker 1: you know, Lord, something like like earthquake just at their house.
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  Speaker 1: What's like though, the cars get buried in the rubble
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  Speaker 1: and they can't make it. Turn the game. There's some
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  Speaker 1: reason we don't want nobody to let Lord late when
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  Speaker 1: they pe tonight. Let's something being the wall, trouble the wall,
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  Speaker 1: Blue Lord, to throw your game off. Yeah, Blue Lord,
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  Speaker 1: you can do it. Turn water into wine, made the
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  Speaker 1: blind man seat. We're just asking for color. That's always
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  Speaker 1: all we needed. Blue water. Now come and save me.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't as with nothing month me die real. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just throwing out a suggestion of I'll tell my way
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  Speaker 1: running up the courting and it's just running down his leg.
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  Speaker 1: That can be blue tooth di real, Lord, somebody that
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  Speaker 1: can live would not be hurt. Di Real, don't hurt it,
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  Speaker 1: just embarrass you running down the phone. Now we got
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  Speaker 1: to clean up the float. Yeah, some light and something light,
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  Speaker 1: lord'll be nice, something to make him go. Oh the
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  Speaker 1: whole team now they all out. They got the pen warriors.
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  Speaker 1: All the warriors got fat shot, so really hard to
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  Speaker 1: shoot the jumper with. Can do that? Next next game
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  Speaker 1: is Wednesday night in Cleveland. You can do it? Oh yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: well we're hoping to get it too. And two in Cleveland.
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  Speaker 1: O used to win both for them. Lord, we can't
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  Speaker 1: go back out there. You can't do it. It's an
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  Speaker 1: evil place. Two of the number two. The Lord help Cleveland.
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  Speaker 1: What can the Lord help Cleveland play? What can the
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  Speaker 1: Lord help Cleveland? We need to hurt Golden State. Don't
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  Speaker 1: worry about it. We shoot jumping. We just ain't making
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  Speaker 1: minutes them. Okay, paint that miss? All right? Well, this
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: game again Cleveland, hopefully they'll pull it out. I think
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  Speaker 1: the hashtag defend the land that yeah, come on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: King James, hashtag blue water. Okay, something light's just sentthing light?
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  Speaker 1: You think they can they can come back though. I
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  Speaker 1: think what surely they can come back. They did this
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  Speaker 1: look like they thing a little bit more angry. Got
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  Speaker 1: that tall, skinny boy out of Oklahoma. This now you
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  Speaker 1: gotta watch light skinned people in dar Sky and too.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: It's just too much. All right, this sand is coming
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  Speaker 1: up with our national news. We'll be back. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: morning show, all right, ms Anne is standing by with
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: today's headlines. Always kinda find out what's going on in
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: the world. But Steve, first, let's let's talk about Bill
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  Speaker 1: Maher and what he said and then his subsequent apology.
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  Speaker 1: HBO late Night host Bill Maher apologized for using the
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  Speaker 1: N word during his Friday show that led to a
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  Speaker 1: firestorm of criticism. Needless to say, During an interview, Bill
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: was talking to Republican Senator Ben sass about the senator's
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: book The Vanishing American Adult, which explores why today's young
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: people are unable to survive and a competitive global economy.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: So the conversation drifted to Halloween and how dressing up
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: is no longer just a children's tradition. Take a listen,
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  Speaker 1: be a kid thing. It's not anymore. Not out here.
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  Speaker 1: No adults stress up for Halloween. They don't do that
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  Speaker 1: in Nebraska, it's frowned upon. Yeah, we don't do that
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  Speaker 1: quite as much, but I gotta get to Nebraska. You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: We'd love to have you work in the fields with us.
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  Speaker 1: Part of I'm a house, all right, he said, you
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  Speaker 1: heard him, it's a joke. On Saturday morning, HBO said
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  Speaker 1: in a statement, Bill Maher's comment last night was completely
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  Speaker 1: inexcusable and tasteless. We were removing removing his deeply offensive
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  Speaker 1: comment from any subsequent airings of the show. Chance of
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  Speaker 1: Rapper tweet it. H Please at HBO do not air
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: another episode of Real Time with Bill Maher. In a
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  Speaker 1: brief statement uh Saturday, Mar said he should not have
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  Speaker 1: used a derogatory term in the banter of a live moment.
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  Speaker 1: The word was offensive, and I regret saying it, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm very sorry. That's what Bill mar said. So there
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  Speaker 1: you go, hello comedians show. But I mean, hey, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to stop others from using the word when we
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  Speaker 1: sing in the word. That's just how we're gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: M You know, we are in a um because now
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  Speaker 1: Bill mah is a comedian and I could definitely understand
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  Speaker 1: how I got out there. I've in my comedy. I've
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  Speaker 1: never used the word in my comedy because I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to give it to nobody. So I've never used
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  Speaker 1: it in any of my specials. You can look back
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  Speaker 1: on everything I've ever put on tape anywhere. Now do
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  Speaker 1: I use the word daily daily? It's It's a part
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  Speaker 1: of my vernacular when I'm talking amongst people that I know.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't want to sound like I'm hypocritical because
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  Speaker 1: I used the word daily. I don't do it in
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  Speaker 1: my act because I don't want this to happen. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to give it to people who are not
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  Speaker 1: using it in the way that it was. You know
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  Speaker 1: that I use it right, so I understood where it
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  Speaker 1: comes from. You know, he ain't a bad spirited dude.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Um, he shouldn't be taken off the air
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  Speaker 1: ford or nothing like that, but losing job. I understand
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  Speaker 1: what he was saying. You know, but this is a
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  Speaker 1: dude too, for those of you, this is a dude
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: that only dates black women. You shouldn't know that time.
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  Speaker 1: Probably all right, that didn't even sound right? And okay
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: with with our national news and headlines, Steve, Ladies and gentlemen,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the lovely miss and trip. Thank you, Thank you, Steve Morning.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Everybody out there is really called Tommy Morning, j Anthony Brown.
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  Speaker 1: This is antric with the new Okay. British police have
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  Speaker 1: arrest of twelve people in connection with Saturday's terror attacks
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  Speaker 1: in London. Ifially say, seven people were killed twenty one
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  Speaker 1: others critically injured when attacks drove a van into pedestrians
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  Speaker 1: on the London Bridge and then stabbed people in the
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  Speaker 1: nearby neighborhoods. Three men who appear to be wearing explosive
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  Speaker 1: vests that turn out to be fake were themselves killed
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: in the hail of bullets. Prime Minister Theresa May says
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  Speaker 1: there's something that needs to be acknowled. There is to be,
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  Speaker 1: frank far too much tolerance of extremism in our country,
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  Speaker 1: so we need to become far more robust and identifying
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: it and stamping it out across the public sector and
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  Speaker 1: across society. Meanwhile, the Mayor of London, Cdcan, says that
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  Speaker 1: security has been ramped up even higher all across the city.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Londoners should be aware that there will be additional armed
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: and unarmed police officers on our streets from tonight in
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: order to keep Londoners and all those visit our city safe.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I want to reashore all Londoners and all our physitors
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: not to be alarmed. Our city remains one of the
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  Speaker 1: safest in the world. Nevertheless, authorities urging london Is to
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  Speaker 1: report anything they see the vicious ISIS claiming responsibility for
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Saturday's terrorist attacks, but that hasn't been confirmed. In the past,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: ISIS has claimed responsibility for attacks that it was not
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: directly involved in. President Trump reacted, of course, on Twitter,
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  Speaker 1: saying that the U s stands by London and the UK,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: calling the attacks evidence of the need for his travel
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: ban on people coming from six mostly Muslim countries, opening
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: statements to be made in suburban Philly later on this morning.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: In Bill Cosby's trial for alleged sexual assault, Cosby already
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: announced that he will not be testifying. There will be
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: no cameras. They're also not allowed in Pennsylvania courtrooms anyway.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Cosby faces three counts of felony aggravated assault related to
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: allegations that he drugged and then fondled a woman in
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: his suburban Philly home. Each count could carry a ten
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: year sentence. More than forty other women have accused the
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: four Time Emmy winner a similar type of assault. Top
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: to the box office this weekend was wonder Woman. Wonder
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Woman brought in a whopping weekend total of one hundred
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: point five million dollars. That's right, making it also the
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  Speaker 1: highest grossing opening of a film directed by a woman
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  Speaker 1: in Hollywood history. Ever. That's it, ever, ever ever. Former
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Next head coach in Los Angeles Laker Derek Fisher arrested
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: over the weekend on suspicion of d u I after
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: police say his vehicle overturned on a freeway in Sherman
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Oaks yesterday morning. Neither Fisher nor his passenger girlfriend garya
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: go van you know her from Basketball Wives. Neither one
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: was injured. To Professor's University of Washington or formally asking
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  Speaker 1: their school to start offering a new class call calling
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  Speaker 1: b S. That's the title, calling BS. They would say,
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  Speaker 1: all of you all. If Monday, so listen, Today is
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  Speaker 1: the day you ask your co worker a very odd question.
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• 38:47
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  Speaker 1: don't let the fine fool you here. It's murder. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know I did give you you ever ever rethink?
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  Speaker 1: You know you hired him? Okay, and I am changing
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  Speaker 1: last night. Came out there and did that on the
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  Speaker 1: Oh there wasn't macha was it was? It was a guy,
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  Speaker 1: it was. He put some runs in the song that
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  Speaker 1: were never there, that were never I'm talking about man.
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  Speaker 1: He wrote yeah boy, he put a version man, man,
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  Speaker 1: and after rehearsal, he had so many runs in the
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  Speaker 1: you didn't even recognize the song. So when it was over, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and she's an apollo legend, right, so needless just say
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  Speaker 1: they got So he goes off. He's back there explaining
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  Speaker 1: it to some people in the wings, and I'm watching
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  Speaker 1: him because he wore his mom is Jackie. Now we
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  Speaker 1: can do the real reason. Watch you brought him back?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: This is all this is really because I asked him,
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  Speaker 1: So they went to the graduations instead of coming to
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  Speaker 1: watch him make his national television debut. So after he's saying,
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  Speaker 1: don't overcook this song. You're doing too many runs. He
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  Speaker 1: and the jacket alight here the nephew, Uh, we're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna let that go by. Oh I don't think so.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: The nephews, um, all right. Coming up at the top
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: of the hour, guys, right about four minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letters. Object Steve, You're going to love this letter.
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  Speaker 1: my sixty five year old Dixon. That's the subjing. That's
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  Speaker 1: today strawberry letter. Let that marinate a little bit. But
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: the nephew has made it to work. That's when you
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: rixon Dixon. No, I thought I was going boy, you
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: know he water to day right here on Donna on
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: b listening Vixen fixing up in the ride, Donna Vixen.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: That's the sick range is old crooked slash twisting and misting,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: resting on word crisis Junior, which one of the rain deals.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Y'all just stop beating. Oh sh don't go ahead, caep
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: flying and do you that? Okay, that's really money, it's
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: really really funny. But I'm not letting this. The nephew
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: is here now. You keep saying okay, okay, okay, okay, Tim,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: what happened this morning? Man? I'm going before the prank
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: phone call. I'm going through some person say what what
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: are you going through? That's always good. We're going okay, y'all,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: y'all not trying to judge me when I tell you
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I'm with you. Ahead is my number two times she
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: want to have a boy friend, says I don't have
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: a hundred at that time. I can spend it piece.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: He was late because of that best that's a legitimate problem.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: That's my number two tomb Is it all right? She
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: has a board friends, since we can't spend time a
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: hundred percent together and I'm I'm frustrated with that right now,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: you sid, I can't believe you just said what you
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: understanding the air? I cannot see it. Don't judge me,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: judge an all day on this one. We say we're
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: not gonna judge you, but we don't mean judge. Yeah, hey, man,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: what'll come? You want your casket? Is it? I mean,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I'm with you. You can't come to work and deal
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: with that. That's a lot of understand without co signing
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: his stupidity. I give you real understanding about what I'm
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: going through when you you just it's Monday, you're late.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: At least, you're here at least and number two has issues. Shirley,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: you ain't favorite? Yeah, what you say? Does your family
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: have a favorite? Quire? They like to get information for
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: the funeral because your wife here is all right here,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: your wife with being created, Your wife helped me with
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: my thesis. That's the frank. Come on, hello, hello, I'm
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: trying to read. Yeah, who who is it? Hey? My
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: name Alice? Man, It's just it's just down yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: what's up? Listen? Um, my mother's mrs Man, she goes
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: to church with with with your wife's mom. It's uh
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: with mother and I'm actually in med school man, and
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: uh they told me your your wife, she's a she's
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: a nurse. Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah ChIL nurse.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: But you said, you say your mama go to church
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: with my wife's MoMA, right right? My mother, she goes
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: to church with with with with mother. Okay, then I, uh,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I when I was calling you off for down man,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: you didn't mind. I wanted to I'm going. I'm getting
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: ready to do my thesis. Man, I'm doing my thesis
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: for the end of the year. Uh, into the semester
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: man for med school. And then they told me your wife,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: you know, that might be to help me out. So
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I was hoping I could talk to her for a second.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: If you're online, yeah, hold hold on real schooling and
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I held on. Okay, I want to talk to you now.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: It's mama, you gonna talk to you? Who is it? Hello? Hello? Hey, yes, hey,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: how you doing. My name is Elless, my mother. You
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: should go to church with your with your mother. And
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: they gave me a number that you might be able
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: to help me out with some stuff. I'm in man
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: school right now. I'm starting to be a kind of
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: collegist and that you might be able to help me
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: out with some things. And I want to reach out
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: to you if it was cool. What's your name again?
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: And your mom grows the church with my mom's right.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: What I'm doing is I'm doing my thesis and um,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: you know, this is the this is my big end
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: of the year exam. And what I'm doing is I'm
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: making my thesis a video and opposed to a report,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: so everything is gonna be on video. So what I'm
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: trying to do is actually get a time where I
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: can hook up with you and maybe examine you and
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: get all that on video. So you say you want
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: to video tape need, I will be giving you a
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: uh you know, and I put you, you know, your
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: legs in the stirrups and all that and just video
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: me doing the actual examination on you. You want the video,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: the video tape him giving me up? Hello, Hey, what
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: you're talking about? You want to do? What again? What
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: you see? I'm working on my thesis, man, And what
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I'm doing my thesis is gonna be a video. So
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna actually video on myself giving your wife what
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: you kind of about you want to do? Say, my
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: wife gets all with you? Hey, hey, brother, this is
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: right here from my grade. Man. You know this ain't
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: nothing on a personal tip. Man, this is for the grade.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: You know your wife being in the medical field. I
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: touched all the like, why are you talking about? Don't
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: you can't you come? Okay? You want to get a
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: can of my wife? Were gonna look at it? Man?
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: You want you can't down now? Oh man, listen, this
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: from my grade. Man, this ain't but the only the
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: perfession is gonna be fun. It far. I'm concerned. You're
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: better gonna find somebody else to my house wife. This again, man,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: my name is Ellis. Man. I told you know my
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: my mama should go to church with mama. Mama and
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I'm coming. We don't know what man, We ain't never
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: seen your mama. Man, what you're trying to do you
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: ain't going to do for my wife? Man, all y'all, okay,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Don't you go in there
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: and get anyway at least once the place a year? Yeah? Yeah,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: you don't take maybe don't take my wife and like that?
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Man does it? Brother? What's gonna find some about else
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: man that man, man, goll that man. I don't know you.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know your mama, y'all. Man, okay, okay, can
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: you put me on speakerphones? I can talk to both y'all. No, yeah,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know you ain't gonna talk back to my wife? Okay?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing? Come on video taking
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: my wife? Ain't you need talking to my wife? I'm up.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I just want to say this. Man, This is Nephew
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Timming from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: branked by your homeboard. Doug. Maybe tell my com me
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: talking about video taking my wife? Tell me, yeah, you
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: got a boy named Doug. Don't you don't know? I
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: don't read, But what do you say? Who did that? Doug?
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Dud dog? Tell it? Don't kicking man, definitely? Man cold
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: about it. You're hearing me hot dude? Oh man, y'all
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: all right back? My heart was being fair. Man. Hey, man,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: they put on the movie off the heels man, Okay,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: hold on, let me see if I ain't go ahead, man, okay,
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: what I got one thing I gotta ask y'all, what
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? Man, say, man,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: next time, my wife go back up in there. Man,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going up in there. Man, in there we go.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I just want to get you a couple of drops
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: of stupid this moment. That's right down down. Okay, well
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: you did that, You definitely did that mission. Hey, can
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: we shout out to our friend who was with us
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: on Friday, came in kicked it with us, the one
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: and only Kevin Hart. Yeah, I promoted this movie Captain Underpants.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Congratulations to him. Kevin. You were right, Yeah, you were right.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Rip me off. I don't care what you're saying, was
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: my idea. He sto. Well, Captain Underpants came in number
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: two at three points. Yeah, very impressive. Back with the
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter to my sixty five year old vixen. Right
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Buckle up,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for Strawberry on time
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: for that. Okay, subject my sixty five you're all vixen?
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Did you hear me? Subject my sixty five year old vixen?
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a seventy year old married man.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: My wife is sixty five years old, and we have
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: been married for ten years. Recently, I was planning a
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: surprise birthday party for my wife and I realized that
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I needed some of her girlfriend's phone numbers, so I
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: went through my wife's phone to get the numbers. After
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: getting the numbers, my curiosity got the best of me
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: and I looked through her text messages. That's when my
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: world fell apart. I saw several text messages between my
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: wife and another man, and they were discussing what was
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: happening between her legs. She sent a message to him
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: saying that she was keeping her legs closed to everyone
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: except him. After further investigation, I found out they have
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: been communicating for two years. Those players know that when
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: men and women start talking about activities between a woman's legs,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: sex is bound to happen. After I confronted my wife
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: and she said that it was just a game, I
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: told her that I did not believe her and that
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't trust her anymore. By the way, she has
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: become a sex dynamo. In the last thirty days. She
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: has been doing and saying things that I have never
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: heard from her before. I am devastated. What is going on?
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: What should I do? I'm really sorry that this happened.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I really am, because you sound like a man who
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: truly loves his wife. I mean, you're planning a party
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: for a birthday. That takes a lot of effort. It
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: takes a lot of time. You're trying to get her
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: friends involved, etcetera. You care for your wife very dearly,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I think. But you know, uh, you know that old saying,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: the one you know, if you go looking for something,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: you just might find it. And that's what you did
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: when you look through her phone and then you look
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: through her text messages. Uh, sadly you found it. Your
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: wife is sexting and maybe it's a lot more with
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: another man. And it's been going on for two years, uh,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: with this other man. So what should you do? You ask, Um,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: you need to make a decision, you know, and whether
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: you can live with this or not. I mean most
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: men can't. I don't know, you're seventy years old. Most
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: men can't. That's all I can tell you. You know, Um,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: you need to make a decision. You need to talk
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: to your wife. You need to take it from there.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: It's been going on for two years. It doesn't look
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: like uh, she's very much concerned about it. She said
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: it was a game, and uh, you know she's been
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: doing things and acting differently for the last thirty days.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: So you've got a problem in your marriage and you
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: need to make a decision what you're gonna do about it. Steve,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: we have real situation here. Yeah, this is a letter
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: from a professed seventy year old. It's hard being a
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: seven year old player. Oh, hard, hard trying to be
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: a player, sixty hard. It's hard being a player fifty yes,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: but there are men who do it that. This ain't
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: about a man that's a player. This is about a
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: woman who's a vixen. A vixen which is the name
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Rain that's been stricken. One do with one with the
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: rest of rights, not in that goal. This is supposed
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: to be about I just make the spit coffee everywhere.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Seven year old man white, sixty five, they've been married
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: ten years, try to fly playing this party needed. The
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: girlfriends went through a phone, so seven test messages between
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: my wife and another man. They were discussing what was
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: happening between her legs. H She says she was keeping
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: her legs close to everybody, but for him. Further investigating,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: you found out they have been talking for two years.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Most players now it's just him. Most players know. When
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: me and women started talking about the activities between the woman,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: sex is bound to him. After I confronted my wife,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: she said it was just a game. I said, I
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: ain't trusting them more. Damn player. I showed hate like
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Shirley said that this has happened to you. You're being
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: a player on well playoffs need to get back in
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: the game. Do you send me it has happened. I
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: really don't know what to do with chooting at seventy
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: I credit off, so I really don't have any experience
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: of what's to come at seventy. But we got I
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: got a couple of suggestions for you, because you gotta
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: slow her down. There what you need to do, call
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: in and counsel all her prescriptions. We've got to slow
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: this woman down. You've got to slow her down. Called
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: the CVS right a walgreen and counsel all her prescriptions.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: She owns some kind of messine. That's the first thing
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: you do. So sleeping around ain't her first priority anymore?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Is how well the hell am I gonna get my medicine?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Second thing I need you to do is pull her
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: pension plan and look at it and see if there's
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: a clause in the pension. But this is all that
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about, so I'm just assuming poor
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: her pension plan and see if there's any clause in
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: there for devent behavior where you can hang that pension
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: over her head. Like if you sleep with molding two
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: people and he can be proven, you lose your pension.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: You gotta get something. The next thing I need you
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: to do is called medical. Calling people down in Medicare,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: let her know, let them know you've canceled her prescription.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: There to shoot her rates something rush your rates grow up.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: That cuts down into sleep around money. You can't chip
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: in on hotels or nothing. Because you gotta get this all.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Go back to the damn proscriptions. These these are the
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: suggestions that I help for you. After you've done that
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Medicaid and all that. Yeah, then I need you to
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: do the one thing that could probably devastate her the
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: most before Wait, hold that, Steve, Yeah, we gotta go
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: to break a day when I come back. These are
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: the three things you can do to really hurt her. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: keep us in suspense. We'll be back. Subject, my sixty
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: five year old Vixen with part two coming up. You're
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Show, all right, coming up at forty
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: one after the hour, Nephew Tommy's weekend Confessions. Call us
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: to confess eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, because what, nephew,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not here to help you. I just want to
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: hear what you're doing through the booth is open eight
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: seven seven. Who calls in for this? This is a huge,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: huge segment. Yeah, they're going through just like he is.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: But come on, Steve. Part two of your response to
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. My year old see the only one
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: he's he's got some things she's working on. He found
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: out a woman cheating on him. He said me, she's
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: sixty five. This is out of my league of advice
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: because I ain't there yet and I don't even know
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: how you deal with the fact that your girl, who
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: really ain't a girl no more, it's just old ass woman,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: then decided to pass it out. No damn, where is
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: she finding the energy and the time to pass it out?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: M So, the best thing I can tell you, old player,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: is you gotta create a most stressful environment for hol
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: operate in. And whatever we said to do call her
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: pension plan, see if you can create havoc in that
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: checks had medicaid down, and call all the local drug
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: stores and counsel her prescriptions or everybody's seventy on some
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: damn medicine. That that becomes the focus of your life.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: And so instead of sleeping round, you got to get
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: round town and get this medicine back on that nice day.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: You got to stop her with benefits and puscriptions. Now
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: that's three things you can do that could really really
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: put a stop to this. Number one. Number one, tell
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: all of her girlfriend just you need help, hell, because
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: women still do group counseling, because when we're me get
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: in trouble, they get with their girls and a group counsel. Secondly,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: tell her pastor that's bigam in heaven, you seventy you
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: damn gear that that's big. What you cannot do a
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: seventy is do a detour at seven. You ain't got
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: a lot of time to fix this, right, but just
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: tell the pastor. And the third one is become a
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: whole yourself. That is all I can tell you, sir.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Now that's gonna require that you got to go back
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: down to them drug store and open up them prescriptions
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: because you got to get your medicines now, your damn self. Wow,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: how much they're very expensive. You don't want to waste one,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: trust me. You want to know you're gonna have sex
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: before you take when they damn their fifty dollars. Okay,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: so this got to be real. Hey, hey, we got
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: to be in the bed naked. You know what I'm
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: saying under the bed. We're gonna stop and get that
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: bad Let me let me tell hell us. Don't go
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: down taking down. I don't know, No, no, don't go
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: down there. You gotta see me, see me, and you
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: have got to be naked already, have signed papers that
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: this is gonna go down kicking. It got about twenty
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: five minutes, so you could take it while they're on
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: the way over. But you've been fooled like that before.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: A hundred dollars right kind of money around. So these
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: are things that we can now use on that show.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Ain't No Straight. There's a new segment called Jay Note Straight. Yeah,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: I go to speak to Jacob. I know he gotta answer.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: So found out they damn there fifty dollars. You can't
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: do save some money. You can split them, right, but
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: you only get half of the results. So now you
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: just in there half performer. Now she back out in
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: the street because you have putting it down. You have
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: to be in the bed. And so this letter, this
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: seven year old man, he has a deliver. Yeah, he
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: does girlfriends and pastors first. Mm hmm. Now here's another
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: section to letter. Almost left found by the way. She
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: has become a sex dynamo in the last thirty days
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: because she has been doing and saying things that I've
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: never heard from her before. I am devastated. Let's stop
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: right here, sir. You're too old to be devastated. You
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: saved me. If she is not doing the same thing
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: that you never heard before, enjoy yourself. Stop being devastated.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Take advantage of this. I don't know what she's saying
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: that you're seventy that you ain't heard before. Ever. You
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: need to tape it. You need to tap it and
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: play it back while you at work. Yeah, I don't
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: know what. Can we can we go to Mr j
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: J knows? Can we ask him what is a sex dynamo?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: What is what is that? No? Sureley, you're interrupted the
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: jokes now you've been I'm sorry. I'm just saying, stop
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: killing jokes. I'm looking at it. If I wanted some
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: damn help, I ask Jake. I don't want to tell.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: When me go to Jake, can I ask him about
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: are you kid yo yo? Parties dropping letter over? You're
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: turning on me now, hen la girl, He's not just
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Tommy this morning. He was late. Oh man, man, I
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: just wanted to know what a sex dynamo was. Where's
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: the harm in that? Think about it? Let's think about it.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: She in here saying stuff. He ain't heard us seventy
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: so what could she be saying? She got to be
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: using mo hip turns. Ah, it's cracking. I like that
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: she using a modern turn. Put the name on it.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: All that crack elected. So I wanted to know. You're
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: is time for the Nephews Weekend Confessions, and uh the
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: number is eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, we know
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: how much you love this segment. Can I go first?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: You have a confession? Yeah? And your own segment? Well yeah,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: it's it's been going on for since the whole weekend.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: But my number two is going through time about she
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: needs she wants to start going out with other people.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Since I don't have a lot of time for you said,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: since you're married now and then you're gonna bring it.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: So what I have done is taken. You don't remember
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: saying this earlier? Yeah, yeah, I didn't tell you what
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: I did. I took her cellphone and deleted every male
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: phone number in there. M hm hm. Now you came
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: back and called women. That's it. Other than that, that's
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: just you did what temmy? I deleted every male name
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: out of her phone? Number two? There's number two. Yeah,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: how y'all doing this morning? What you're not going a
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: matter of time, You're just gonna be number two and
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: made calls. That's what you're not gonna do, exactly like
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: it A lot not gonna be in your calling shot.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Your job to be number two and call other people?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: What is j Where did they do that? That's fine?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: You are number two. Stop trying to be a number one.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: You know. So you guys are cool with this. He's
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: married and no I'm not cool that. Okay, thank you somebody.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: I hadn't told y'all that this fool's marriage was in trouble.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Right after he said, I do you know you did
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: say that he doesn't understand any of the rules. That's new.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Mount Calie Baptist Junior. What what are you doing? What
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: are you mumbling? Hey, Tommy, I just got off the
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: phone with the Harlem Boys quad. They are free this fright? Yeah,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: so what I gonna kill him saying they ain't doing nothing?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: That's fright. It's rare. You get the Harlem Boys. Quiet
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: them for me. I just got the phone with him,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: hung up with name free friend say they free fry.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: You better go ahead and book I I'm just saying, okay,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: all right, keep saying I want to do a few things,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: but I get pas. Well what did she say? Did
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: she know you blocked all the guys? Remember you don't
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: know that yet. Just see it? She her phone? Yeah?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: What is your wife? No, that's what I want to know.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: What is she? Now? She ain't got nothing to do
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: with this, Sharon Steve. You just heard what he said
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: out of his mouth. Yeah, no, man, go ahead. She
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: mixing one and two again? Why are you doing? Well?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: You numbered them so she was concerned about number one.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: Now you're cooking. He's not very talk I can't we
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: just need acting, like keep booking a funeral? You're gonna
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: stop that tall said something about plot man. Yeah, his plat. No,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: we don't need a whole seven foot We just need
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: to be by three by three ft. It didn't even
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: got to be deep. You got to be deep. It
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: off sallow grave. That's how short is. You're really short
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: when you're great. Don't even mat to be six feet
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: You're not made fun. Oh the man I agree with
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: than I appreciate. Stay with me, man. I just did
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: you hear anything that Tommy calling people? Shall who? She
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: need to come him? Thank you? You need one number
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: in your She needs a phone with no numbers on
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: it at all. She came down. It's just receiver. People
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: call you Hello, you can just receive. Did that come
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: because you can't call? No, that can't die out? Okay,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: if you have nothing that you do you have a
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: phone call um waiting right now. We're wavering. Yeah, eight
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine, Steve, it is time weekend confessions.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: The booth is open. Call me. Let me know what
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: you did this weekend that you shouldn't have done. Don't
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: calling here with your real name. Keep it on the
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: low low. I know how to go. I've been there,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: I've been there. I'm there now, so just I'm riding
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: what you called me ething s get it off your
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: check as Yeah. Hey, McColl and hair said they open
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: are the living they were viewing living the one you know,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: McCoy Harris and funeral home. I like they viewing from
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: eleven to one that had the services from two to three.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to the viewing. We already know what
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: he looks like. I find out real motivator. Tell me
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: when your wife finds out it's gonna be dead? I
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: got anything. Quit saying wife. Let's start there, but quit
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: saying wife. Why what should we say? I don't know,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: but quit saying wife because this food don't understand that? Yeah,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: everything and in the same goals with y'all. Time about
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: you know, hug getting all my money when I passed?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: Why would I put hun in my wheel? Because if
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: you love me the way you love me, I suppose
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: love me when I passed, you should beat a couple
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: of days right behind me. Shouldn't man this logic? Man? Okay,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: let's go to thee Let's go to out of Tennessee. Hey,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: baby girl, what's your name? My name? What's your confession? Baby? Okay,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: So me and my husband's bar killing this weekend and
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: it was just me and him. So I was like,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: I hadn't done anything off the train in or out.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: So I went outside in the bus, you know, because
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: we're the only people on the street first of all.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: So I went out there and you know, I'm trying
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: to break them off, and then my mom pulled us
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: up and I'm like totally naked. So I took offended
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: my cart, my cover from my scooter that I have,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: and I'm under there and my mom is talking forever.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: You know, he's tollly dressed. We can't lose this. Hold On.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go to commercial you hold type. We want
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: to hit this. We're gonna play hold On. This is crazy.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Hardy. Okay, we're in the middle
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: of weekend Confessions. We left off talking to a young
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: lady named Sheney Tommy. She called in and U, yeah,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: just bring us up to speed. What's going on with
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: decided she was gonna get buck wind and went outside,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: but you know, to to live and things up with
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: for her and her in and then her mama pulled up.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna pick up from right there. We butt
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: down behind something. Yeah it was it was it a scooter,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: the cover from her scooter or something. Go ahead, let
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: me hit what wish it? Yes, I'm here. Um, so
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: I'm under the scooter cover. It's like, okay, hold on,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold lets let me just I
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: don't really like messing with this, but Tommy wanted fixed
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: the story. You want to throw some spice into your
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: marriage because you and your husband hadn't done nothing crazy
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: and a while y'all live on the street, that was
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: a problem. That's why I couldn't come out. Okay, So
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: you decided to go outside while your man was barbecue
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: and button naked. So you were out there, button naked,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: and when you get out there, your mama pull up.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: Now what did you do after that? Now let's go.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: So I'm just under there and my mom underwear by
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: the scooter cover? So what kind of school like a moped? Okay,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: So I'm just under it, you know, just waiting for
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: her to leave, and she's talking forever. I don't even
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: know she's talking about. I'm like lord and so um,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: his daughter pulls up. She's here from out of town.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: She comes with the baby, so my dog is look wow.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: He comes running outside and he's like, what is this
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: under the scooter? And I'm like, oh my god, I
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: cannot have this happen. And this girl down here and
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: she came to tell her mama that I was under
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: the scooter, and my mama was there. It was just horrible.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: The whole thing was horrible. My husband's just talking away.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: He's not even trying to hit to anybody, like going
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: home or nothing like forty five manage. The dog is
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: just like coming back over there and smell, and I'm
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: like doing the house, going there, you know, and he's like,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: you know, no, somebody's under here, and I'm just like,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: oh my god. Was like, get in the house, Texter,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, you are not helping. Tell my mama
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: to get in the car. Tell your daughter again in
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: the house. So finally they went in the house. The
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: daughter went in the house and did something with the baby.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: So yeah, the grand baby is there too, So she
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: went and did something with the baby, and I was
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: able to crawl back in the house. Y'all finished, No
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: we didn't sy I've heard you know that anybody come
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: in there. I was like, this is horrible. And this
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: is dark under their mosquitoes. I got mosquito bipes in
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: places and anybody, and I'm like, this is horrible. It's
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: like the worst thing ever. Yeah, I don't see me
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: started that pit and rolled off? What got on? Up?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: I'm under that cover, panked up that mopd and sit
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: on it and rolled off naked. That's funny in visual.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: So I can't stay been over that long. No damn,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it again next week. No, not that
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: a whole Yeah that those mosquito bites. Hell alright, was
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: a calamine lotion on for your start. You just be
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: nice and pink, but you're gonna be fine up under that, right, Okay,
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Well no, I'm not doing that no more. I'm done.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: I'm done with that. You didn't get another of this
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: on video, did you? No? Thank god? No? No, okay,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: I'm just cide baby? How tall? Like? How five? Nine? Okay?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah? What's what's that? What's that? What's that? Clothed
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: you with? Two? You was up? Wait a minute, I
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: got to come in the scooter cover Steve, y'all get
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: out to wait now? No no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: no what cover? What cover? What school? Though? You mean okay,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: you don't mean scooter. You mean nothing. No, you like
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: a car cover, Steve, it's a scooter, Steve, stop it
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: right now, I mean it's cover. Its a holly it was.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: It was a gold Wing gold We got the two
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: wheels in the back and had a side calling it.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: Let me make sure, let make sure you said this
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: right you you you wear size twenty two. We heard,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: We're clear about that. That ain't the problem. Lord, So
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: use the chase, lamb, what is chase? Stop? What cover
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: is outside the greel cover? Are you quite which world was?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: Shut up? Charley? And what scooter? Though? Like? Okay, baby,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: like who make the scooter? I don't even know who.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: It's like a mothpad like yeah, yeah, mopad Okay, we're
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: you got the best story I've ever heard, is your
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: best confession story. So now you're all in so so
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: you mean to him, she was under there and he
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: still looked like a scooter. You all are not going
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: to do that. I'm just I'm not gonna could have
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: got ran with it on and stayed under it and
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: somebody would have thought the ship is that nice? Jam?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: Right now, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: All right, we're back and all our glory. Okay, listen,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: we're in the middle of weekend Confessions with the Nephew. Okay,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: he is right here. I'm not here to hear. I
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going through. If you've
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: been button nick it up underneath a mobe head with
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: a come on top of Oh your boy, let me
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: know what's happening in your life. Yes to or size
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: to it, don't matter what size seven seven that's right.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: Let's go to line seven and talk to t J
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: out of Georgia. J. It is so good to be
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: on the radio. Listen to each of you. I wake
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: up and listen even when I don't have to work
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: in the morning. However, I saw you. I met a
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: guy about a month ago and we've been talking back
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: and forth. So we decided to um get together this weekend.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: I took one of my best friends because I really
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: didn't know him. I go into the restaurant and he
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: was already there and I see him, but I wasn't sure.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: But you know, normally, in some of my dates to men,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: they'll get up then walk over to you. There'll be
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: a gentleman anyway, he was looking at me, gester for
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: me to come over there. I was justest of him
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: as I was there, so we met halfway. I get
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: at the table. He had already ordered a picture of beer. Right.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know you. I don't know if you put
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: anything in it, but I saw him drinking it. So
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: I'm drinking the beer and we do that, and he's
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: starting to do all this hard dancing. Then he wanted
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: another picture of beer. So make a long story, sure, um,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: And he pulled a chair over and one and pulled
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: me over to sit by. So he got up to
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: pay the waitress. And as he paid the waitress, I
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: gestured to my friend, let's get lets go, And so
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: as he was paying, I ran out and got my
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: car left. Didn't say goodbye, and so he text me,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: and I told him that I'm not good at saying goodbyes.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: But I miss you. Uh you wait minute, you told
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: him you miss him? Yeah, because I had to leave.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: It was just it was just crazy. He was he
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: was not a gentleman, and I've never experienced anything like that,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: but missing nothing. I was. We were gold and we
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: went the church's tickets. Okay, but you don't miss him, though,
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: he'll feel better and may Hi'll feel better as a mess.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. You gotta let an ignorant person down easy,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: right right, in the words of my daddy, don't snatch
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: your head out the line's mouth. You got to ease
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: it out. Okay. I just said, I'm miss not good
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: at saying goodbyes, and you know, so he was a
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: second day but I don't think so. It's not second
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: to a man over dance. You know, he's like in
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: the thirties. They don't know what to do these days,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: you know, dance, but when you over dancing because there's
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: a beer and this is a kind of gyrating. Was
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: he doing hands above his waist? Yeah, that's not but
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: yeah he got up and I was he hands over
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: dropped it three time. No good at up. I'm telling you,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: like Eddie Murphy and Boomerang when he was on the
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: dance floor, Robin do you, I'm like, oh, baby, don't
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: read a book or something. But yeah, so I left,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: all right, baby, we gotta go. I miss you all right.
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  Speaker 1: Let you missed her already time, I miss you already.
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  Speaker 1: By bye bye. Let's thank you t J. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: to line three. And talk to Onyx out of North Carolina.
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  Speaker 1: That's all club, and he was honest, Hey, I got
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  Speaker 1: the one in Atlanta. Yes it is, yes, the Lord,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? Thirty second? Let's go real fast. All right,
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  Speaker 1: this weekend, my wife and I were killing We decided
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  Speaker 1: to play some space because the kids were at the house.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to wait because so we can get
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  Speaker 1: the whole story. Alright, alright, but right there, you and
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  Speaker 1: your wife, I just want you to hold on so
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  Speaker 1: we can get all the way into the end of
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  Speaker 1: Onyx sound like a wife too? Well, all right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta get back to these weekend confessions. All right,
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  Speaker 1: good today, nephew, ain't bad at all. We got Onyx
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  Speaker 1: on the line. She gave us a call and she
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  Speaker 1: was telling us about her wife, and we stopped right there.
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  Speaker 1: So Onyx, hey, how you're doing? Alright, baby, take it
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  Speaker 1: from the top for me. Okay, So it was the
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  Speaker 1: weekend we didn't have nothing to do with. The kids
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  Speaker 1: were at the grandparents for the whole week. Yeah. Is
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  Speaker 1: it two wives in this story? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to be clear on that my boys
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  Speaker 1: don't match my exterior though, so think like the brat
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  Speaker 1: and then another feminine lady and we got it said
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  Speaker 1: you're the feminine one. I'm sorry. I'm sorry now, um,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah. We sent the kids to the grandparents for
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  Speaker 1: the whole weekend Friday through Sunday, and we were sitting
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  Speaker 1: in the house with nothing to do, and we decided
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  Speaker 1: to play some spade, but it got a little born,
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  Speaker 1: you know, being the two people there. So I decided
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  Speaker 1: that we should call up set of friends of ours
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  Speaker 1: that we're really get, friends we have been friends with
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  Speaker 1: for years. Um again, another couple just like us, with
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  Speaker 1: one masculine one and one feminine one, and we cast
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: him up to play spade. But the masculine moments out
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  Speaker 1: of town on work, but her wife was home, so
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  Speaker 1: she's like, I'll come through and play with you guys. Man,
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  Speaker 1: my wife are like, okay, no problem. We always have
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  Speaker 1: a good time. We play cards, no problems. So we
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  Speaker 1: go around and we start playing space. And now we're
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  Speaker 1: in North Carolina in the middle of the summer, so
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: it's hot and our air conditions on. But we've been drinking,
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: you know. Once the Luca said in so I was like, okay,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: night went on and I'm like, okay, let's make this
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  Speaker 1: interesting because I'm sweating like a runaway slaves here. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, we're gonna play shrimp spades, and whoever loses
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  Speaker 1: their books, you know, comes up by the piece of clothing.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody looks around the table. Everybody's in the grants. Well,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: a little bit of time one and one thing led
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  Speaker 1: to another, some lines got blood. Once everything was over,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: we dropped the person home and now they're like texting
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: and calling. But we don't know how to feel about
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: that because we're are really good friends with them as
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  Speaker 1: a couple. But you know her her wife wasn't there,
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  Speaker 1: so now real and keeping it really going wrong? You know? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but do her wife know that that something jumped off? Nah? No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's type doesn't matter. You can did you feel it
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  Speaker 1: was the other way around? I mean, I wouldn't mind,
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  Speaker 1: but we are about that life, so it wouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: that big of an issue. On they are traditional, so
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  Speaker 1: they are not Wait what what did you say? We're
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  Speaker 1: not We're not traditional. We're about that life. So something
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  Speaker 1: like that was a happening our and it'd be fine
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  Speaker 1: with us because that's okay. But in their sense they're traditional.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they're really into the eminem sharing. So
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  Speaker 1: I think that, you know, it might be a little
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  Speaker 1: bit different if if it comes to light. Let me
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  Speaker 1: let me get this right to bread. So do you
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  Speaker 1: her name is on it? So hot? You you and
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  Speaker 1: your you and your wife have an open relations marriage,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: right right? Right? So I'm just curious though, can your
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: wife have relations? What? What? What a what a male? No,
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  Speaker 1: that's not a rule. That's not a rule. Okay, so
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know the rule. I'm just trying to answer.
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  Speaker 1: We bring one female back and we both have to
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: agree on that person. Okay, okay, okay, my uncle right though?
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: This so damn confused. Yeah, I don't want to play
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: with you. I don't want to about that. All right.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: Here we are, last break of the morning. Just one
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  Speaker 1: more thing, wow, okay again, we want to say congratulations
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: going out to Kevin Hart, his captain Underpan's can at
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  Speaker 1: number two five million dollars. Yeah, there you go. It
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  Speaker 1: followed Wonder Woman, which made a hundred point five million
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  Speaker 1: key said it would man, he did, he did. Idam
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: Cavalio doing right behind Captain Undipan number three okay, number
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: three Okay, right now, they're looking a lot like them. Damn,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: he was doing rockets. Weren't even in it at all.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: You know, we're gonna go on take it on up
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: to Cleveland, see if we can't get two of them back.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: But we're gonna have to wait, though we we we've
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: been down to befold to the same. Is a better
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: team now? You say it's better, but the Golden stated
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: better too, though. Kevin Ramp and they kissed about last
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: year and they also they playing. If we don't win
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: these two in Cleveland, it's gonna be ugly. But I'll
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: tell you one thing though, well, you know, if we
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: lose two in Cleveland, it's over with and being it
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: be over, just like the Rocket series. Gonna have to
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: keep bringing up. I ain't bringing it up, man, You're
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: the one bought it up. I said, Hey, man, you
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: asked me how I feel about them, cavin you you
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: must know it must no high Field. Were we at
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: the same position last year when they were down to
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: exact same position. I expect him to win at home.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: They look dangerous at I don't know much about but
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: they do nothing nothing, but they are dangerous. But does
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: Lebron look like he's getting Madder's just I don't know.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: I haven't I don't want no, I don't no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no, I don't want it. Oh. I don't want
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: the nerves. I can't stand that. But I work all
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: day then I come home. Now I got some good
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: rich man. I got on the polo last night. Man,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: I cut on the USA Ninja Warriors versus the World,
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out how long I can hang on
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: the ball without falling in that day and water, because
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: I got to stay on this ball because I will
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: so falling in that water is not an option. That's
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: not an option. I have got to stay on these balls.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: Now Here, I am thinking, he's watching the game. You
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: know what you call it? What I do is I
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: click over there? I saw they was down by six. Okay,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: you check in? Uh? Did I click over they was
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: down by eight? Huh? Then I said, okay, there's too much.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: And then I'm through and then I go watch other stuff.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: And then that's how I watch the game, cleaning up
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: by farting. I order ice cream and everything and everything
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: going well, win or lose? What did Shock say? What
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: did Shack say? Yes, if we lose, we still get
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: in our fanoms and what drive through our mansions. But
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: you drive slower, happy drive, and you hear a lot
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: of stuff along and your windows ain't down waving at
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: people after I don't. I don't know. I'm not really
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: weird right now about this, not really word about it
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: right now. And I got news for you, man. If
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: they lose m m hm, Steve Harvey got a vacation
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  Speaker 1: She said, I'm with you no matter what happened. God
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