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Toothless Men, Church Complaints, Trump's Pants, Darkness and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: million things in the cove me true good guy listening
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  Speaker 1: to other stole, I don't join join me. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: Turn You haven't got to turn them out to turn
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water go. Come come on your
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  Speaker 1: bad I shall will I good morning everybody. You are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on dig me now one
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  Speaker 1: it only Steve Harvey got a radio show? Man. I
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  Speaker 1: love it when I run up into people and they
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  Speaker 1: say that to me. They say, hey, Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Then they wink at man, I know
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  Speaker 1: they're listening. You know. I got a lot off my
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  Speaker 1: chest yesterday. I wanted to clear some things up. And
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate y'all giving me a minute, because sometimes you know,
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  Speaker 1: you just gotta say some things out loud. Not complaining,
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  Speaker 1: but hey, just verbalizing, but realizing that I gotta keep
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  Speaker 1: going anyway. And that's my words this morning to you,
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  Speaker 1: that I want you to keep pushing no matter what happens.
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  Speaker 1: I want to share something with you that's important. That's very,
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  Speaker 1: very important. See, you have to give God something too,
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  Speaker 1: bless you know, if your prayer is asking for God's blessings,
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  Speaker 1: you got to give him something to work with. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you gotta show the spirit of appreciation or gratitude.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta let him know that you're in it for
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  Speaker 1: the long haul. No matter what happens. Don't turn around.
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  Speaker 1: You will never ever see what the end could be.
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  Speaker 1: If you turn around and go back, You'll never know
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  Speaker 1: what the end could have been had you stuck it out.
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  Speaker 1: You'll never know how good it could have gotten had
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  Speaker 1: you not just weathered the storm. That's the thing that
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  Speaker 1: gets most people. They get tough for them, It get
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  Speaker 1: hard for them, and then they let doubts set in,
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  Speaker 1: and then those doubts become fat and the next thing
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  Speaker 1: you know, they give up. Had you not given up,
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  Speaker 1: or had you given your best, what the results or
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  Speaker 1: outcome could have been. I look back on my life
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  Speaker 1: on so many occasions where in college I wasn't giving
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  Speaker 1: my best. Now I flunked out. Now it's easy to
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  Speaker 1: look at my life nine go yeah, but look at
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  Speaker 1: you now. But back then, man, it cost me for
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  Speaker 1: so many years that failing to finish that not giving
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  Speaker 1: my all. It cost me a number of years. I
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  Speaker 1: wish I could say that it didn't mean nothing, that
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  Speaker 1: it was just a blimp on the radar screen screen,
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  Speaker 1: but at the time it was major. And so you
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  Speaker 1: have a lot of decisions in your life that are
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  Speaker 1: happening now. You may be in your twenties, your late teens,
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  Speaker 1: you could be in your early thirties, and it's happening.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what you'll eventually get through it provided one
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  Speaker 1: thing you never give up. You never turn around and
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  Speaker 1: go back. Had I written myself off because of one failure, see,
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  Speaker 1: and this is where so many people go but go
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  Speaker 1: wrong at two. You write yourself off after you failed
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  Speaker 1: at something, the one thing you thought you wanted to accomplish,
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  Speaker 1: and you failed at it. Now you write yourself as
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  Speaker 1: a failure. Now you go settle on end to life
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  Speaker 1: and just see what See what hand you get had
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  Speaker 1: when I flunked out of college, had I written myself
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  Speaker 1: off as a failure, I wouldn't be here today. When
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  Speaker 1: I lost my carpet cleaning company, I would have written
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  Speaker 1: myself as a failure. And I wouldn't be here today
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  Speaker 1: when I didn't become a diamond distributed in Amway or
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  Speaker 1: a direct distributor in am Way, even I would have
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  Speaker 1: written myself as a failure and I wouldn't be here today.
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  Speaker 1: When I bought a distribution kit to become a distributor
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  Speaker 1: of the Bohemian Diet and I didn't make it, I
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  Speaker 1: would have written myself as a failure. When I became
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  Speaker 1: an Al Williams distributor and I didn't make it, I
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  Speaker 1: would have written myself as a failure, and I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be here today. Oh, I gotta list for you. When
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  Speaker 1: I got laid off it for a motor company, had
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  Speaker 1: I written myself as a failure, I wouldn't have made it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you need some more? Because I have a story
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  Speaker 1: filled with mishaps. I have a story filled with failures.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of things now, the grace of God and
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  Speaker 1: his mercy which is available to us all. See that's
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  Speaker 1: the key, y'all, Because of his mercy, because of his
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  Speaker 1: willingness to forgive and to even understand why we do
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  Speaker 1: the things we do. In all of my shortcomings, failed
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  Speaker 1: marriages I'm talking about, man got it all wrong. Can't
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  Speaker 1: blame nobody else, It's just me. Steve ain't have it
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  Speaker 1: together at that point in life. I could have ridden
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  Speaker 1: myself as a failure the first time I could. I
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  Speaker 1: just could have gave up on it after the second one.
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  Speaker 1: And please know that this is an admission. This ain't bragging.
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  Speaker 1: So before you start in with me, understand what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pointing out in my life a series of missteps
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  Speaker 1: and failures. But how I still get here today A
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  Speaker 1: couple of things. God's grace and mercy is first. But
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  Speaker 1: that's the key that's for everybody see if it's God's
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  Speaker 1: willingness to forgive you and God's understanding of why we
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  Speaker 1: do what we do because He's said we wasn't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be perfect. So in all of your imperfections, your creator
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  Speaker 1: told you you would not be perfect. He's sad it
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  Speaker 1: to you. It's out there. I don't care which one
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  Speaker 1: of the books you read, it tells you that. So
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  Speaker 1: guess what With that in mind, he has a grace
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  Speaker 1: that he has. It's like a grace period. It's like
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  Speaker 1: when you don't pay your insurance premium on the day
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  Speaker 1: that is due. The next day, they don't just cancel
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  Speaker 1: your insurance premium. They have a grace period because they
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  Speaker 1: ain't trying to stop this money from coming in. But
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to God, there's no money required. He
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  Speaker 1: just gives you the grace freely. It don't cost you nothing. See,
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  Speaker 1: you got to tap into that, y'all. You gotta get
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  Speaker 1: in touch with that, because that's an important part to
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  Speaker 1: making it understanding that His grace is available. So when
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  Speaker 1: you make a mistake, So when you fail at it,
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  Speaker 1: he has a loophole in the contract with him that
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  Speaker 1: allows you to make mistakes, that allows you to get
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  Speaker 1: it wrong, that allows you to fail time and time
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  Speaker 1: and time again. But if you never give up, if
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  Speaker 1: you keep getting up, if you keep trying, if you
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  Speaker 1: keep striving, if you keep making the effort to go
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  Speaker 1: forward and not go back, God has a blessing for you,
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  Speaker 1: and He has it in abundance for you, and God
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  Speaker 1: will give it to you at the right time. But
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  Speaker 1: you got to be ready. Oh, I want it to
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  Speaker 1: be successful. But if he had given it to me
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  Speaker 1: back then, I wouldn't have handled it correctly because I
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  Speaker 1: would have made some more mistakes along the way. So
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  Speaker 1: you make the mistakes to learn the lessons. Lord. They
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  Speaker 1: ain't God been good to me, I ain't gonna lie
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  Speaker 1: run a sprint, but five k though, took his little
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying he ain't here. He might be fine, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, okay, just just just so happens. That is,
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  Speaker 1: you know, out there trying to beat the African, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Now you know that got your little heart busted open.
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  Speaker 1: Now you know, threw yourself into I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: let y'all know, we'en heard from this morning all last night,
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  Speaker 1: so you know, I guess it was a success, but
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  Speaker 1: about your weekend. How was it? You're all these things
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  Speaker 1: as you talked about where I'm on weekend? Was gotta
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  Speaker 1: asked the CLO with our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: who is ready for Salim in New York. Salim writes,
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  Speaker 1: I am a forty nine year old married man and
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  Speaker 1: I've had a side chick for a few years and
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  Speaker 1: she lives next door. My girlfriend and my wife are
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  Speaker 1: close and take turns picking our children up from school.
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  Speaker 1: I sneak over to help my girlfriend do things around
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  Speaker 1: the house, and I make sure she's pleased in every
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  Speaker 1: way possible. The problem is her six year old son
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  Speaker 1: saw us kissing and then told my son that I'm
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  Speaker 1: kind of like his daddy now too. How should we
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  Speaker 1: handle this? Wait a minute, what do you mean? How
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  Speaker 1: should we heady? Who? Who is we? Him? And in
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  Speaker 1: the side chick and the next hold of dog, hold
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  Speaker 1: of dog? Dog. Listen to me, This ain't help problem.
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  Speaker 1: This your problem. See you to want this man? See
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  Speaker 1: this is this? You have a You have a set
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  Speaker 1: of circumstances that's uniquely to you. She the side chick
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  Speaker 1: and nowhere she the other woman. She ain't married. All
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  Speaker 1: this could be gravy to her. She could just be thinking,
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  Speaker 1: well you find to just come stay next dough now.
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  Speaker 1: See she don't have a problem. You have. You had
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  Speaker 1: a problem. But the next time you shut your eyes
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  Speaker 1: could be the last time you shut your eye. See
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  Speaker 1: this is the problem you got, partner, So John, how
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  Speaker 1: should we handled it? Now? For two years you've been
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  Speaker 1: over there kissing on this woman in the six year
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  Speaker 1: old and seen it that he'd told your boy, your
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  Speaker 1: daddy kind of like my daddy too. Now hopefully he
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  Speaker 1: don't go into why he thank you his daddy, And
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  Speaker 1: maybe it's just because y'all picking him up and you
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  Speaker 1: help out round the house. Maybe that's how you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it. I don't know what to tell you. What's
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  Speaker 1: his name? New York Selim. I don't know what to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Man that damn yeah, hell no, that ain't
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  Speaker 1: ain't no man names Lean and hit late farty, right fellow.
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  Speaker 1: We're moving on to Terry and Phoenix, who says, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a fifty one year old single female and I'm having
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  Speaker 1: an affair with a married man that I met at
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  Speaker 1: a jazz festival in Kosamel. I have always dated and
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  Speaker 1: attracted married men because I offer the great sex they
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  Speaker 1: need without the nagging and NonStop talking and negativity. I
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  Speaker 1: am their peace. I want to start a counseling business
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  Speaker 1: to nurture married couples, mainly the wives, to help tell
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  Speaker 1: them how to keep their husbands from women like me.
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  Speaker 1: Is there any advice you can offer on how I
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  Speaker 1: should market my business and get it started? Really though,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't know Riddy to live experts. She wants to
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  Speaker 1: capitalize of her strength. Well, you could open up a
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  Speaker 1: company call old co Ho c O, Stan Dash Ho
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  Speaker 1: c O and you can open that up and just
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  Speaker 1: say it just like it is itself, explain it to
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  Speaker 1: her and our whole COO is a company that teaches
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  Speaker 1: women how to watch out for women like me and
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  Speaker 1: keep your man happy. And if you don't the CO
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  Speaker 1: stands for company company. In the first I whole the
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  Speaker 1: whole co company. And then if you don't listen to
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  Speaker 1: what you got to say that I whole co stunt
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  Speaker 1: and the CO stands for come c O m E.
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  Speaker 1: That means I, I whole company me that means here
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  Speaker 1: I come. And then so if you don't, you know,
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  Speaker 1: take your business at the house, then here I come, here, here,
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  Speaker 1: I whole come, I whole come. And then if you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to me, then it's the I whole company. But
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  Speaker 1: if you don't listen to me and what I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to tell you about people like me, and if you
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  Speaker 1: don't listen to me, then here I whole come. And
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  Speaker 1: then and then this said self explanatory. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why you thank you. All that fabulous, But
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  Speaker 1: you know, at the end of the day, you have
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  Speaker 1: nothing to really tell you truth about you ain't peace.
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  Speaker 1: That's all it is a peace. They ain't peace. And
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  Speaker 1: all you get is a peace, and all you will
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  Speaker 1: level be as a peace. So congratulations on being a peace.
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  Speaker 1: But in a minute, your old ass gonna want to
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  Speaker 1: be something else. But ain't nobody gonna want an old
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  Speaker 1: ass peace? Well, here I come home, but I say
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  Speaker 1: it right around. I'm sorry, No, it's I whole come Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you said it all right. DM in Hampton, Virginia says,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a twenty four year old recent graduate and my
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend as a senior in college and just became a
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  Speaker 1: member of one of the biggest fraternities on campus. Before
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  Speaker 1: I met him in college, I was one of the
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  Speaker 1: sweethearts to his fraternity and I slept with two the
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  Speaker 1: guys that pledged him, and they have a nickname for me.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen them since I graduated, so I don't
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  Speaker 1: think they know my boyfriend and I are dating. Should
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  Speaker 1: I tell him about my nickname? She didn't put her
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  Speaker 1: name in there. It's bunny. I know, it's funny. What
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  Speaker 1: is it this nickname you got him till let's come
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  Speaker 1: soon as you hear the self explanatory. See, so you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell your young sister. All
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  Speaker 1: of our passes have a tendency to surface from time
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  Speaker 1: to time. If I were you, I would just stay quiet.
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  Speaker 1: I think when the brothers find out that he's dating you,
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  Speaker 1: and they find out your close brothers might just keep
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  Speaker 1: it to their self. They might if they cap us
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  Speaker 1: they not up. But what do the the Sigmas do? Jake, See,
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  Speaker 1: you won't be two of us. There just won't be
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  Speaker 1: but two of us, so spread that far. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I know getting here well that Kappas ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: keep it, and I'm just gonna go out on the limb.
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  Speaker 1: Just the brus accused it once. If they start drinking,
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna tell it too, so they're gonna see it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're pretty much done. Oh day. I think she should
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  Speaker 1: tell him about the nickname, no, because then he gonna
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  Speaker 1: feel some kind of way. I would say, leave it
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  Speaker 1: alone and let your bygones be got bygones until somebody
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  Speaker 1: bring it up. And then and then when they bring
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  Speaker 1: it up, didn't I yeh didn I deny it, deny it,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Uh, thank you? Coming up now this church
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  Speaker 1: complaints with Rebend Motown and digging depth Jam. Right after
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  Speaker 1: this You're listening show coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour. Miss Hannah's standing by with her national news
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  Speaker 1: and we'll have today's entertainment news as well. But right
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  Speaker 1: now it is Monday, so you know what that means.
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  Speaker 1: It is time for church complaints with Reverend Motown and
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  Speaker 1: Deacon death Jam. We we go farward, we pupetitate as
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  Speaker 1: we come to be immolations of a great of our
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  Speaker 1: carrion of the situation. We pop postumously, Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: pop postumously, go gatheration over Hamilton's of Hamilton's illusions. Let
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  Speaker 1: us begin with complaints. Oh lord, I'm preaching to day deacon.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, all right, pastor when first of all, we
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  Speaker 1: are back, the church is officially reopened, and there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of things happening at one time. Now, do you
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  Speaker 1: want to quiet a scene with the mask on at
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  Speaker 1: a mask out that they're asking this question because you
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  Speaker 1: are you were? You were? You referring to the senior choir.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't talked to the senior This is mostly the
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  Speaker 1: mass quids mostly every mask quod. Well, no, we want
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  Speaker 1: to take a mad hole because well we got too
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  Speaker 1: many voices in that mask quard. We need to hear,
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  Speaker 1: we need to sound mass sieves that it was a
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  Speaker 1: senior citizens chood. I would recommend mask from now on,
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  Speaker 1: all right, senior citizens mass mask and head coverage covering.
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  Speaker 1: Now when the senior citizens I won't mask and face shields.
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  Speaker 1: We got to do that. I'm trying to protect them
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  Speaker 1: at US. Okay, them from the COVID and US from
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  Speaker 1: the sound. Go ahead, and oh yeah, uh, pastor. They
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  Speaker 1: also asking if it's a possible that we get rid
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  Speaker 1: of the US your board because they was mean before
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  Speaker 1: U before we stopped coming to church and what since
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  Speaker 1: were coming back. They just want to get rid of
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  Speaker 1: us your board completely. No, well that's not gonna happen.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: You have to have an USHA board, soone too take
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  Speaker 1: care of the seating arrangements. So that's off the table.
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  Speaker 1: And I know they mean, but you know it is
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  Speaker 1: what it is. Well, can't you talk to him? Oh?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I tried, but they cussed me last time. All right,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: is it possible that we can maybe send them to
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  Speaker 1: the U Chick fil a rands because they are very polite.
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  Speaker 1: They teach you politeness that chicken later. We we did
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  Speaker 1: that last time and need it went on there, need
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  Speaker 1: all the chicken sandwich all right. The fat baby weightlifting
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  Speaker 1: contest is coming Saturday for you. For year old l
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  Speaker 1: Davis is bench pressing two oh five. Now. The other
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  Speaker 1: mothers want him disqualify. They say that he owns some
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: baby rods. Sou's it's yo, Kyle pass. But I know
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  Speaker 1: we had to leave him long because the little fat
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  Speaker 1: ass living a week now. You know, Look Davis, Daddy
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  Speaker 1: truck Davis, big ass man and his mama. Oh, Bud
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  Speaker 1: Davis is pretty big too, Bud Davis, Boy Davis, Truck
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  Speaker 1: Davis and baby named look Davis, all of big. I
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  Speaker 1: watched him at the last or brunch eat or a
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  Speaker 1: dozen eggs by herself fried to a lord. But I
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  Speaker 1: ain't pastor. Let's see her sister, Joyce Artiberry wants permission
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  Speaker 1: since we're back in church, wants permission to sell her
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  Speaker 1: soul food pizza after church. It has greens, fried chicken, chitlings,
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  Speaker 1: and government cheese on it. I told her I would
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  Speaker 1: get your approval on this. We that's not been a
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  Speaker 1: big seller. We wish it up. That's not been a
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  Speaker 1: big seller at all. Were very disappointed. Seals nobody wants
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: peacha with chitlings on it, exactly, call it greens and dope.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Just don't it don't work off chicken. She was doing
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: all right with the chicken. Put the damn or chidlings
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  Speaker 1: on it, with the baked beans. That throwed it way off,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: and it just took a whole turn. It wasn't even
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  Speaker 1: pizza no more. All right, I rolled up and had
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  Speaker 1: a soul food sandwich and just quit calling it pizza.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You might be on the so now call it a
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: soul rap. Roll your pizza as a soul rap rap man.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: The Housewives of Galilee are casting their first season. They
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: want enough if you can approve sister calling Sister Sherley
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: being on this show, the Housewives of Galilee. I don't
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: think they're gonna be willing to share enough information to
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: make the shore exciting. You think they'll be holding back
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: of fighting. I don't, you know. You know, you gotta
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: look at what they do. You know, she ain't doing
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: nothing but going down to him, get her nails and
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: her hair done. And you know everybody gonna be real
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: excited watching Tasha get took down. There a cheerleading practice
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: with the white kids. That's just our lives. That's it.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: You don't want so boris. I mean, you know it
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: just ain't. The sisters of Galilee ain't gonna work out there,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: don't cussing, ain't no drinking anymore. They don't do enough
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: for the things. That's gonna keep it so interested. And
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: then plus you know all of blacks are want to
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  Speaker 1: fight it for one of the new white kids make
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  Speaker 1: the team and toss You don't all right? You know
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: that ain't fit to happen. Not tall not rolled it
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  Speaker 1: fifth Walt style, We roll all right, listen not I
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: haven't met it, but I think you have. But he's
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: he's one of our deacons virtually. Deacon Nate Robinson wants
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: to do an expedition fight. He had to checks to
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: raise money. Yo, Kyle, how much can we make off
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: this fight? Deacon Ny has told me that we can
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  Speaker 1: probably raise about sixteen hundred dollars sixteen hundred, sixteen hundred
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  Speaker 1: after I think I think little Davis, the four year
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  Speaker 1: old might be able to kick his head. They bought
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  Speaker 1: the same height, so let's go on and sign him up.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Nate Robinson against a four year old weightlifting champ, lit
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  Speaker 1: David And if Davis don't fight him, I got all
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: of my bet sixteen hundred Bud Davis can beat his ass.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to talk to sister Rachel nine. She
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: made some sanitizers, he says, she made sanitizer for the church.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Now she didn't mix Chloe Rocks and Jurgen's lotion together.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Now everybody's skin has turned his white. And you're gonna
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: have to talk to Hunt. Yeah, but they but they
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: is disaffected. Though that's a fact that that way we
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: know you to sanitize your head. If they white ass
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: you white here, we knew what sanitash you don't. I
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: ask your white hands. You can you can quit all
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: this clapping in here. All right, thank you guys. Coming
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, entertainment and national news.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. In
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: today's entertainment news, we have some really sad news. Legendary
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: actor Clarence Williams the Third passed away from colon cancer. Uh.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: He was eighty one years old. You may remember him.
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  Speaker 1: His career began with the Mod Squad and he also
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: appeared in Yeah, he appeared in a Purple Rain. He
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: played a prince's daddy in Purple Rain. He was in
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: the movie sugar Hill with Wesley Snipes. He was in
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Reindeer Games and yeah, yeah, great actor and our deepest condolences.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Needs to see him in a movie and need to
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: see him in a movie called fifty two pick up. Yeah,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: he was in that two fifty two pickup. Oh God,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: he's good in this movie. Man, Okay, he was good
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  Speaker 1: and everything he did he was so cool. Never met him,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: but he was a good guy. M So our condolences
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  Speaker 1: go out to the family of Clarence Williams the Third Uh.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: And as we switch gears now we do have to
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  Speaker 1: say congratulations going out to Prince Harry and Megan Markle.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: They are now a family of four. The Duke and
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Duchess welcome their daughter, Lilli Bit. Uh. They call her
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Lily Diana Mountbatten Windsor she came into the world. Yeah,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Lilli Bit Lily like a little bit. But that's what
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: it sounds like, right, It really does sound named after
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  Speaker 1: her grandmother, Lil Bit. And they also named her Diana
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: after Prince Harry's mom, Princess Diana, and she came into
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  Speaker 1: the world on Friday. Well, did they see what color
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: she walked or they were worried about that? Just fine? Off,
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  Speaker 1: don't Queen, the Queen and the royal family. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: where the Duke, Duke didn't didn't didn't Oprah interview them? Yeah?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: What the mother and child are doing? Fine, that's some
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: congratulations to it. Yeah, lily little bit, but they're gonna
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: call it Lily. Yeah yeah that the duke Hey yeah
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: he yeah, making that announcement to make everyone understanding fact,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: like what's going on Good Morning Morning show? He how
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: to make the announcement they arrival of Lilliba the first
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: is here announced, he's making her day. I heard Tommy asked,
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  Speaker 1: what call the baby? The baby the same color the
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: other one archie, little baby Archie. We're just down creating
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: quite a clamor. And then you came with the racist
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: sums up, we do they all out just like America.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: That's no different. Tell us like you really feel, dude,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: you low down random right out of Buckingham Palace, you
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: low down sons of briches. Riches are pants. I decided
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: to say that talking say it over and over your
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: lazy sons of riches here. I just wanted to say
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  Speaker 1: congratulations to her. I can't wait to see him in America,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Marcole again. I'm gonna have to fly over to America
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: to see them. I'm scared to leave the palace. Why why,
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  Speaker 1: I know what's my black? Quietly being black and hard time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the Earl of Uttingham. Ladies and gentlemen, back you
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  Speaker 1: having me. I want to have to make that nay,
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  Speaker 1: I have to go. I have to get back and
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  Speaker 1: be black, all right, come on back in Steve time
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: now for today's headlines, Ladies and gentlemen. Miss Anne Tripp, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. This is a trip with the news,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: and here we go. President Biden leaves this week on
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: his inaugural foreign trip. He scheduled to make three stops.
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  Speaker 1: One in Great Britain for a Group of Seven conference
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: and meeting with the Queen by the way, Belgium for
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: a NATO summit, and Switzerland for EU meetings, and one
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  Speaker 1: with Russia's Vladimir Putin. No down, he's gonna talk about
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: some of that hacking that's been going on. A lot
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: of it, they say, almost all of it coming out
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: of Russia. West Virginia's Democratic Santa Joe Mansion has announced
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: that he will not support his party in voting for
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  Speaker 1: the election overhaul bill Caldy for the People Act. It
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  Speaker 1: would restrict partisan jerry manding, it would bring more transparency
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  Speaker 1: to the campaign finance system, make a voting more excuse me,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: more available for most people. But Mansion tells Fox News
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  Speaker 1: that according to him, it's two partisans. I think it's
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: a wrong piece of legislation to bring our country together
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  Speaker 1: in unite our country, and I'm not supporting that because
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I think it would divide us further. The bill passed
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  Speaker 1: the House on a basically party line vote. Mansion says
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  Speaker 1: the Congress should concentrate instead on revamping the Landmark Voting
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Rights Act, which he thinks could get some bipartisan support
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: and I guess his also. Despite that he's off Twitter
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: and suspended from Facebook for the next two years. Looks
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: like Donald Trump returned to the stump over the weekend.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: While appearing at the North Carolina GOP's annual convention in Greenville,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: he spat out some of the familiar themes he's always
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: done in the past. We know the radical left will
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: stop at nothing in their efforts to destroy the America
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  Speaker 1: we love. But with the help of righteous American patriots
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: like all of you in this room, they will fail.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Our movement is far from over. In fact, it is
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  Speaker 1: just getting started. Trump star called the last presidential election
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  Speaker 1: a third world election, claiming that it was the crime
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: of the century. Last week, the former commander in chief
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: was reporters telling his friends that he would quote be
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: reinstated as president in August, even though that's not how
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: our government works. In Saint Paul, Minnesota, case of mistaken
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: identity turned a police dog on a totally innocent black man,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: fifty seven year old Frank Baker, while responding to a
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: report of a possible fight, and a cop named Brett Palkovich,
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  Speaker 1: who was white, repeatedly kicked mister Baker, breaking seven ribs
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: and collapsing his lungs. Palkovich has been since the six
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: years in prison for that over the top use of force,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: and mister Baker, who was lucky to be alive, received
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: a two million dollars settlement from the city and Sad
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: News where you heard it just a few moments ago.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Clarence Williams the Third died at age eighty one. He
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: was in several movies, including he was the Undertaker from
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Tales from the Hood. What How Back to the Steve
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show? All right, come on, Steve,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: introduce your boy so we can look into his mind.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. It's dark in here, and it's about
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: to get dark. Jay Anthony Brown, it's not too dark today. Really,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: it's not too dark today. First of all, belated birthday
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: to my one and only son that I know of.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Happy birthday from your father, your father. And
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday, Myrtle Beach, I'll be at the Astre Theater.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: One show at nine o'clock, one show at eleven o'clock.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: That's this weekend, Myrtle Beach. Here we go. Now, congratulations
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: to Harry and your lovely wife are having a baby. Now,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know, are people still reading nursery rhymes to kids?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Do you think? I don't know? I don't know. I
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: don't I think yeah. I asked a couple of people.
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  Speaker 1: They said they were so. But what happened with the
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: nursery rhymes? A lot of a lot of people don't
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: know how these nursery rhyme characters turned out. I do,
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  Speaker 1: I really, I know what happened to a lot of
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  Speaker 1: the seven, a lot of them. I know Steve a
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: lot of them. First of all, like the seven Little People,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: you can't say that word anymore, so the seven little people,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: you can say dwarfs. Okay, with seven dwarves, five of
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: them open up restaurant chain called five guys. The other
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: two are being in Jerry. People don't know that. People
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: have known. The other one is yeah, yeah, five those
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: of you can't den backs. And when you came to
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: see him, all right, Peter Peter pumpkin either. First of all,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: we know that pumpkin pie is a seasonal treat. So
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: he got a job making Paddy pies. He's doing very well.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: He's doing very well. He got a job. Yeah, yeah,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: he been campat about the old lady who lived in
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: a shoe, had so many kids, she didn't know what
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  Speaker 1: to do. Well, Rebox kicked in, Puma kicked in, and
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Nike kicked in, and she was able to file for
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  Speaker 1: Section eight. Now she in a dollar seventy six for Rench.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: She's she's doing all right. All right, the three pigs.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: The three pigs, I don't know, you know what happened
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: to them. I'm tell you what happened to him. Well,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: the wolf got arrested and the other two filed for PPP.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: And they rebuild. They're doing all right, So they rebuild
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: their place. Now Pinocchio ary strange? What people was Pinocchio
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: the liar? Well, when he lied his nose wasn't the
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: only thing to brow. So he's doing Parno right now.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: He's doing a Pernold movie is called The movie is
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: called Not on Wood. I mean, you gotta seek. I
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: don't know if I have time enough to Jack and Jill,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: but I come back next time and Jay by Jack
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: and Jill's there you go. That's what I got, alright,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I love are you coming up? Thank you? Jay coming
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  Speaker 1: up with thirty four minutes after the hour? Uh did
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  Speaker 1: forty five have his pants on backwards? We'll talk about
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: So here's a question. I don't know if you guys
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  Speaker 1: saw this, but did forty five, number forty five former
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  Speaker 1: President Trump? Did he put his pants on backwards? What's
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: going on with him? Girl. Well, he's going around the
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: country talking about the big lie. Get your pants on
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: right this, y'all? Lead? Yeah, yeah, what pants on? Right?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Put them on there? Right? Jay? There were no there
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: were There was no zipper, no pockets, all right, quest
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: anybody didn't know zippers? I know zippers. I used to
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: be a tailor, and I did not see a zipper
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: in the pants. I don't know. Maybe I don't know
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: why he looked no, send me to picture. Yeah, okay, this,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Oh god, that's the question. Did he have his pants
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: on backwards? Because on Saturday night, Trump was in North Carolina.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: He addressed some Republicans and his supporters. Of course, he
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: gave the same old speech, you know, bashing President Biden,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: the radical left, and yes he's still mad about being
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: a loser. All right, so yeah. In the twenty twenty
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: presidential election, however, when Trump moved away from the podium
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: after his speech, his pants were so wrinkled that it
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: appeared that the front of his pants didn't have a zipper. Yeah,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: that's a scene going up. That's no, that's not a zimple.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Sent me the picture, said, let me see. Yeah, I
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: want to hear what you have to say. About this, Steve,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. That's a scene that ain't No, it's
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: not a fashion statement. Okay, let me ask all of
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: y'all a question. When your leader has his pants on backwards,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: does that help or hurt the movement? I mean I'm
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: just asking. No, he could do anything, right, that's right. Yeah,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: oh anything that's shame. You're not gonna leave me and
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: you can't get dripped and you can't. But just show
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: he's a back he's a backwards asked. It just shows Yeah, yeah, America,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: great again if you got something's really wrong because your
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: pants to equal that hard right there, that's what you
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: would have had to have. Just come out the toilet
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: standing on little damn. That's what they say. They walled backwards.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: That's where his butter is supposed to be right there.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: So social media, huh, we were gonna say, no, it's
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: gonna say. Social media released a bunch of memes. You know,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: they started trending. They're calling Trump criss Cross. Remember criss Cross.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Back in the day, they used to wear all their
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: clothes backwards, and but they did it on purpose though,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: and it was a fashion statement when criss Cross did it,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: and they were kids yeah, and they were little kids. Yeah,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: how do you put your telling you? How do you
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: tell your boss he's got his pants on bad? Yes? So, Steve,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I have to ask you, what are some circumstances that
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: you would put your pants on backwards? I mean, seriously,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: if I was at a woman's house, I ain't handled
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: bliss and being over there her husband came home, I
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: was trying to get out the window, I'd had to
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: put him on backwards. Uh Okay. If if I want
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: to try to get out of the dodging the draft,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I'd go down there with my pants on backwards. Yeah. Well,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: sometimes when you go to the restroom, you have to
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: take your pants completely off. Different. The only other way
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: is like, if you old like him, you know, he
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: probably blocks itself a lot, and he just blotted himself
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: and decided to just put him on backwards because that
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: was the only place where it wasn't blotted. Oh it's
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: getting it's getting worse. I'm just saying, you know, for him,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: you know, being as old as he is, you know,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: maybe they're the pen. Maybe had the pen could have
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: had leaking, and then you got you got you gotta
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: turn the pants had flip it around backwards man, and
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: why you wear it all? You know, maybe I haven't
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: tried it, but maybe it's more comfortable when you drive it. Oh, okay,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: can you'd be sitting on the zipper all right? Coming
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: up next the nephew with today's sitting on you see
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You're listening to show coming up at
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject get a
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: load of this, choosing between two toothless men. No explanation needed.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get into that a little later, but right now
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: you got for us? Nep comb and brush? Comb and brush? Yeah?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Come on, kay, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach mister. Yeah, listen, hey, listen.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: My name La Sean. Uh. Did you have an uncle
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: had passed away named? Yeah? All right here your uncle? Right? Yeah,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: that's my uncle. We were at him about three and
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: a half months ago. Right. What reason why I was
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: calling was I'm the person that actually cut your uncle
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: hal when he passed away. Okay, so the reason why
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I was calling is, uh, the situation is when I
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: cut his hair and I know you don't know the
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: history about me, but my daddy and my granddaddy was
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: was bab us. We all bab us. Okay, get you
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: come on, bro, get down because the bob because you
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: try my my uncle man and I'm trying to see
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: what's going on forever, okay, And I'm sorry to call
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: you like this is but what I'm telling you is
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: that my granddad and my daddy they dad passed down
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: a brush and a cone to me. Okay, that is
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: like a tenimental value. Okay. For the for the last
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: two to three months, I ain't been able to find
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: the comb and the brush that I used what I
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: had cut here now okay, So okay, And what I
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: was trying to call and tell you was it that
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I can't find it. And I'm almost certain what I'm
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you what I'm gonna kid, how many
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: kids tool? So so what can I do to help
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: you find? Comen? Brother father? That's what I'm saying. When
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I did miss have and edged it up at the
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: funeral home, that's the last time I remember having it, dude,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: three months right right, it is about three months ago.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is I left the comban brush,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: and you know what, went to the funeral home and
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: did his hair, Okay, And I talked to the funeral
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: home and they told me that, you know, if I'm
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: trying to find the comba bro, I gotta get permission.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: What cold is the coma brush? What's the color of
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: the comba black? That both of them black, the comban
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: black and hard. You got all kind of combs that
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: black and gold man. No, no, See what I'm saying
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: is the coman brush is black, and I know I
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: lost it, but I'm almost certain about where it is, Okay.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: So if you're sayin about where it is, why you
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: call it? That's the reason why I'm calling you, because
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I'm almost certainly out leptic with him. You're listening with
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: my ben. So I called funeral. They told me I
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: need to call you in order to get permission to
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: get it. Oh cause you call funeral get permission from
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: me that you can go get the coman brush from
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: HFT the funeral When you can go down, then say God, no, no, no,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I see the comban brush ain't with the funeral. The
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: comban brush is in there with your uncle. The comb
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: in brush is in the can you don't know about
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, I have a stage. You got to say
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: that again. What what I'm trying to say to you
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: is that the combe in brush is in I'm trying
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: to say to just say what I'm saying it Man,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: the car brushes in the casket with your uncle. Since
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: then lad is six feet let's see. See. What I'm
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: trying to say is that the combing brother is sentimental
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: value to me, bro it couldn't have been too value.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: But if you lost it, what now what it was
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: got value? You know my work? So I just really
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: got caught up in my work. If you talk about
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Teller left it with my uncle that did three months ago? Man,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: what color is you talking about? On brod All. I'm
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: trying to do what you would see if if you
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: don't mind approven for them to brain the body up
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: so I can get the comb and brush. You know
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: what's see the body for comba. But but see, but
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to explain it this sentimental value. I'm
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: trying to get you out of the brain the body
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: up so I can get my comb and brush out. Ever,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: because like I say, my dad and my granddadd was
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: boomed this whole thing is sentimentally. You talking about my
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: dead uncle man, and you're talking about bringing him up
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: out of the ground for comb Man, I just got
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: to start crying around here, and and I understand what
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: y'all going through as as a family and stuff. She
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to get my comban, and how are
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: you trying to go about doing this all? Throw it
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: off on boy, because ain't nobody digging up nobody to
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: bring back? No, no brush man. Then you got me
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: tissed off now, mane because you're calling me talking stupid
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Mane you talk, I put up my mom hunter Man,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: that's man, that's start. Give me a look, man, I
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: ain't trying to start. No, you're talking like coman brush Man.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I don't right, but I understand all that. But this
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: is a sentimental value man in the middle of me. Man,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: just something that my people listen sentimental to me. Okay,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: go to my favorite uncle man. Okay, you talk about
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: footing up this body. Man, I got fall. But hey, man,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I'm I don't want to give because Michael Man that
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: long man. You shouldn't know how you got for you Mane.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: If we don't get out like this here, Man, I
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: ain't ever seeing and argue with you. Look, I got
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: some tea, I got some people. I mean when you staying,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: let me say this. I got some people that's here
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: with me right now. You know some of my friends.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: And we got some shovels. So I can actually go
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: over and and go on and get the caller. Nah,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: And in the morning, ain't nobody gonna even know you
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: ain't gona gonna get now with the hard boy, say
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: what you don't get? You gonna dig? Are going to
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: get a comb? And I have him silver too. You're
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: talking about going to simmer test, try to dig an
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: ay man, I'm gonna calling on to tell you this.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Like here, andy man, I'm trying to get my comb
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: and brush back. I ain't trying to have no problems
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: with you, So I want my comb and plush as
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: you think you're talking to them. Man, go wrong, groom,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: go wrong, green bol warm there safe cold, They got him, Marcus,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't know. Ain't nobody this ben't even about your uncle.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: This lord in that this you got lord to be
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: howling in me? Had anybody howling at you? Man, I'm
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: telling you I got a call in bush and your
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: uncle kack it and I want my pusch what you
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: did want that you might w dig too? Say what
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: the bush and your right over here and there Brown
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: told you you're trying to do. You're trying to dig
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: a grateful man? Do you know this thing I've been
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: trying to get these really stop crying? Ma may I
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: did with his body. I didn't, quick, baby boy, I
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: understand what you're gonna do. I do if I told you,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I want to cry his head and I want you
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: like a cup digging on somebody about it? Man over
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: calling or bush? I got it. I just tried to
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: call you like a man because I want to get
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: the commen brush. And I didn't want to go without
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: get your permission now, but I gotta go without getting
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: your permission. We are always read. You don't know the
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: crude would read here just card would read and sent
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: them miss the man just crude with me. You'll you'll come.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I want to say something else to you. You won't
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: say you Are you listening, dude, Tommy from the Steve
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show? You just not pranked by your boss?
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Right hello? Pranked by your boys? A brush of the curs.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Who I think I needed that cry. Hey man, I
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest radio show
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: in the land? You know, like I've noticed Harby Morning?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Did I get your man? Oh man? Getting me? Ain't
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: the word? Man? Oh cry? Woman? You don't know me?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my God? Bring that man's hearty oh Man? That
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: right there is classic God for sure. Brush. Uh all right, well,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I can tell you when I'm man, I'll tell you
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: what catch me? Just Friday night? How about that Friday
• 53:18
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• 53:31
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• 53:33
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• 53:36
  Speaker 1: next Strawberry Letters, subjects choosing between two toothless men. We'll
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to Steve
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter and off.
• 53:48
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• 53:53
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• 53:56
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• 54:00
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• 54:03
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• 54:07
  Speaker 1: And you never know this letter could be yours. Buggle up,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: hold on tight, We got it for you here. It
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter. Thinking a few subjects, choosing between
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: two two toothless men. Dear Steven Shirley. I'm a forty
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: eight year old single, educated and professional woman that has
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: never been married. I have dated three guys in the
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: last eight years and decided to give it a rest
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: until recently when I met a very nice man that
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: works with my aunt. We talked a few weeks over
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: the phone before we met. Then he called me one
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: day and said he'd been in a bad car accident
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: and his face hit his steering wheel, so he had
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: to have emergency oral surgery and all he could think
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: about was mean. I rushed over to see him, and
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: when I got there, he greeted me with a big,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: toothless grin. His two top front teeth and three teeth
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: on the bottom were missing. He is already not that handsome,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: but I was willing to overlook that because we had
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: a great vibe and a lot in common. We went
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: out a few more times and I was so embarrassed
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: by him. Then he said it would be close to
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: a year before he could get two thin plants because
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: there was a glitch with his insurance. I was honest
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: with him and said, it's a big turn off to
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: kiss a man without teeth. I broke it off with him,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: and he still calls to say he misses me. I
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: miss him too, but he still does not have his
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: new teeth. So I met another great guy, and he
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: is slightly older than me. On our first date, he
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: took his false teeth or partials out of his mouth
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: and put him in a napkin. He says it rubs
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: his gums, so he only puts it on special occasions,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: puts them in on special occasions. I believe that I
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: found yet another man without teeth. The problem is I
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: really like him too. It seems like God wants me
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: to be with a toothless man. So should I choose
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: a guy that might get new teeth one day or
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: keep dating a man that takes his teeth out whenever
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: he wants? Please help? Okay, first of all, why you
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: bring God into this? God wants me to be with
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: a toothless man. You are forty eight years old, you're single,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: educated and professional. Nowhere in that description does it say
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: you are desperate, and that's what you would have to be.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: You would have to be desperate to continue dating these
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: two guys. This would be what we call settling. Okay,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: and you don't have to settle. You do not have
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: to do that. Neither of these guys should even be
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: trying to date right now until they get their grills fixed.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: If his teeth are rubbing against his gums, he probably
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: needs to go back and get them shaved down or something.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Trust me, they would not date you if you didn't
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: have teeth in your mouth. Okay, if some of your
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: teeth were missing, they wouldn't even look at you. Come on,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: these snaggletooth guys are not your only hope and they're
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: not the last man on earth. So just keep doing you.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: And that just means please do not settle. You can
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: do better and expand your horizons a little bit. Go
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: on dating sites. Ask your friends. I know it's been
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: a while, but you gotta get more into it. Ask
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: your friends to hook you up, friends of friends to
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: hook you up. Let people know you're interested and you're
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: single and ready to mingle, or it's Tommy would say,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: ready to love? Okay, Steve, Yeah, thanks, Shelly, great answer.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Mine ain't got a damn thing to do with nothing,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Sherley said, I've benna tell you what truth is in
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: this letter right here? Oh yeah, all these feelings in
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: all this here, Let's just read this damned letter the
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: way it's supposed to be read and diagnosed. Shelley's actually
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: trying to help you. I ain't. Yes, let's be clear,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: No I'm not. I've been to tell some people about
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: their selves. You forty eight old years old, single educated
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: professional woman? Nae so educated? Though na so much? You
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: might be book smart, but who you falling for? The
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: okay doke? I have dated three guys in the last
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: eight years and decided to give it a rest, and
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: to recently when I met a very nice man listen
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: to this, that works with my aunt right there. Where
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: have you ever met anybody that was attractive that was
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: friends with your damn aunt? My aunt's friends as ugly
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: asked people, and my damn at us ain't got a
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: cute friend. Hell, she ain't cute now it's no way
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: you can possibly expect to meet an attractive man that
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: worked with your damn on bag right there. Nobody has
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: ever met an attractive person through the damn on. We
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: talked a few times over the phone before we met,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: you know why, because he already and new I can't
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: let you see me live. We gonna keep this over
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: the phone till I get you hooked. Then he called
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: me one day and said he'd been in the bad
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Cocks and did and his face hit the standwheel, so
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: he didn't have emergency all surgery, and all he could
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: think about was me. I rushed over to see him.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: What why he just had jet head a day? I'm accident?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Oh how convenient this is? This raggedy mouth, asked man
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: been looking like this for years. That's why he kept
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: you on that phone for two weeks. Y'all ain't mentioned
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: the damn accident, all right? I didn't tell you nothing
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: about his mouth feither I got more when I come back.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: All right. We'll have part two of Steve's response coming
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes after the hour, subject of
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter, choosing between two toothless men. We'll get
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening to Steve
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. The subject choosing between two toothless men.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Forty eight year old lady single say she educated in profession,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: might be educated book wise, but very easily can be. Ok, Dope,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: here comes the oki. Dope met a very nice man
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: that worked for my unt once again. Who has you
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: your ever bought over to your damn house that was attractive?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Ever ever in the history of our families, name your
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: aunt that has dated, married, or been friends with an
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: attractive man? Uncle, herman, uncle clans, uncle, heath, throw unclesto.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just going down the names on how old is
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: I'm just going down the names. It is him attractive? No,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: all right. We talked a few weeks over the phone
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: before we met. Got to get you over the phone.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Can't just let you eat me right off. Then he
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: called me one day and said he'd been in a
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: bad coccidens see this. He'd have told this before, he'd
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: have set this up before, because I you liking me
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: over this phone. Now we fit to meet. Hey, I
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: just been in a bad co accident. His face hit
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: the staring wheel where his air bag at most cause
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: over the last twenty years that had air bags where
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: his air bags at. How his mouth hidden staring will
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: tear out his whole damn mouth. Lady laid in. He
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: had to have emergency or surgery, and all he could
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: think about was me. I rushed over to see him,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: or when I got there, he greeted me with a big,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: toothless grin. You ain't see no blood on the digit.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: He didn't have gall stuck up in that diddy, Naw,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: just a toothless grin smiling. Did his gums look like
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: they had just been injured, Naw, they were smooth and
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: wet because they've been there for a while. His two
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: front teeth and three of his bottom teeth was missing.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: And he is already not that handsome good lordom body.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Now we got an ugly ass man with a ragged
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: ass mouth. I've eat damn you. Your educated ass is
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: falling for the oak door. And you know what makes
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: him money attractive because it ain't got no damn teeth
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: talking about a damn cocks. And then his mouth has
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: been like that for a while. Y'all ain't saying nothing
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: to you. She probably don't even know you're talking to
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: the man. She'd have told you. And he's already not
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: that handsome. Now he ugly. Now he ain't got a
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: nice smile. He ugly. Then when he talked, it's worse
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: when he smiled his word. When he eats, just spitting
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: food all over the table. It's hard to keep food
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: in your mouth. You ain't got teeth. I gotta talked
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: to people ain't got teeth before I get it. I'll
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: walk away from him because you're not gonna be spitting
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: on me. The whole dog on town. He keep food
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: and marsh you in your mouth, along with your lips.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: When you just got your lips, A lot of stuff
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  Speaker 1: get out. Then you got to say words like tonight.
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  Speaker 1: How you say tonight without no damn teeth? Tonight? Now
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: here comes some more damn spit. I was willing to
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: overlook that because we had a great vibe and a
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: lot in common that was in conversation. Girl. We went
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: out a few more times, and I was so embarrassed
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: by him. Then he said that he go to other part.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: It'd be close to a year before he could get
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: his tooth and playing because there was a glitch in
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: his insuing, a glitch in the issuing a year, he
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: end up sitting on the ragged ass mouth for a year.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: I sail my car, I sail my house, I sail
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: my damn clothes. I'm gonna get me some damn teeth.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: What I'm not fitting to do is be walking around.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: And you already said the man ugly, and now he
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: got a ragged ass mouth, and he went in to
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: wait a year. Man, I'm taking out a loan. I'm
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: going down the ever smile or or ditcher bright or
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: smile brighter, happy teeth, a doctor heavenly smile. Now I'm
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: going to corrective denches. I'm going down to the VA office.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Somebody gonna give me some damn teeth. I'm gonna go
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: down there to the morgue. I'm gonna go somewhere somebody
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: got some teeth. Day and not for no year, not
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: for no year. I can't be no year without no
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: damn play. I was honest with him, and then I
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: told him that it's it's a turn off to kiss
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: a man without teeth. No hell no, because it's all
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: up in there and now your tongue just loose it's
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: just loose. You have to roof, you have to bottom.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: You a tongue. Yea, it's just just like sticking your
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: tongue in a log. That ain't a kiss. You're kissing
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: a log, just a big hollow ass long Yeah. Now
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: I broke it off with him, and he still calls
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: to say he misses me. I miss him too, but
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: he still don't have his teeth. So I met another
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: guy and he's slightly older than me. Oh lord, you
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: already for the slightly older me old as head. On
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: our first date, he took his false teeth or partials
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: out of his mouth, put it in napkin. He said,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: he rubbed his guns, and he only puts it in
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: on special occasion. So now right here, you ain't a
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: special occasion. Now you got another poeass man that bought
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: the wrong damn teeth. He might get some new teeth
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: in a year and then he can't just take your teeth. Man,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: get out of here, all right, thank you, we get it.
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• 1:06:53
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• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening, all right, guys. The
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: big fight was last night between Floyd Mayweather, who's forty four.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I gotta put that in there, Steve, and then youngster
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Logan Paul, who's twenty six. Wow. I thought it would
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: go a little different maybe maybe, Well, no, no, the
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: dude is much bigger than Floyd. See, when you get
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: into the weight classes like that, your power was different
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: from that. And that big dude was was tying him
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: up and moving him around, putting that weight on him.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: That's why you fight weight classes. Floyda ain't gonna be
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: knocked this dude. How Floyd was never a really big
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: knockout punch in no way, you know. But all that
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: trash talks. But yeah, but see that's for selling tickets,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Florida genius. Now, Floyd thanked everybody. He was real nice
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: at the press. Come you thanked everybody, But that fight, man,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: it's an exhibition. Eight rounds, you know, and this ain't
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: for no title, you know, you don't get no scores,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: you know, just an exhibition. It's really just a money
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: making thing. And I ain't mad at Floyd on logan
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Paul because you know, to talk about the money made.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: I see that fight right, there wasn't really no moments
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: in it, and you know, had one little clip in
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: calling with left hooking. There really wasn't nothing to write
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: home about. You know, they called it legalized robbery because
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: they said fans shelled out hundreds of millions of dollars. Well,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: two things the same Sunday night last Well, you got
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: this huge social media star and then you got the
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: greatest box of pound for pounds in the history of fighting.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: So now you got it. And then that the snatching,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: the hat and the trash talking. They sold it, man,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: because they get a piece of that box office. And
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: you know, man, they made some money. There's a lot
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: of conflict about how much was made, but whatever was made,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: there's nobody living that I won't fight for a hunted meal.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn Tysian Fury Wilder when you
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: fight Josh Floyd, come right up in there with Floyd. Man.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: The pre fight be held this ste think he can
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: do all that. Not really, but if I get a
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: percentage of the gate. But folks were mad too that
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: if the fight wasn't working at Oh, they're gonna have
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: to patient people something now, Well, show time getting cussed out.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: You know it was all right now the Ocho Sinko fight.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Ocho don't need to do that no more because he's
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: a football player. He fought a real fighter and got
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: his ass knocked down. But Ocho got big hard man.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Ocho got up. But these cats need to start to him.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Nate Robert said, you ain't never fought before. Don't fight
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: nobody that had didn't fault because when you get hit
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: in the face, you ain't gonna understand. You need a trainer.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: To come on, Trey, you need another something trapping pole.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. We'll have more of the
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steven Show. So school is about to end.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: We all know that, all of us who have kids
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: or kids in school or whatever and all. Yeah, oh,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: some people are out. Yeah, so school is end. School
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: is about to end for a lot more and all
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: you want to do is party all summer. Okay, but
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: this year parents are telling kids, no partying, get a job.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: All right, you've been partying all year? Yeah, they are
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: so so, guys. I wanted to ask you what was
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: your first summer job? Reminisce about you know, tell us
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: about your first summer job. I was outside, I was
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: cutting yards all through the neighborhood. Were gas camp, two
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: buddies and were cutting yard. Was making money? Were you? Yeah?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Started probably ten eleven. Oh wow, you were really young
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: and that was your first job in business? Sounds like
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: first job. And we were split the monthy three different ways.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: You know what. They used to actually have an edger before.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: You know, that used to be a piece of equipment.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: I don't take the weedy to turn the sideways and
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: that's how the head. But I was cutting my boy
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: with his I'm like, he over there sweeping. He really
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: need splitting this wrong way. We're splitting this. He got
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: too much. But you couldn't go back whatever you agreed about.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing that. Yeah, all right, Jack, your
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: first job summer, Oh my very first real good job
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: was that? What? I don't know they even have this restaurant.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: It was called the Pondo Rosa Steakhouse, West Colombia. It
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: was in West Colombia. I lived in Columbia, which meant
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: you had to catch the bus to go across the bridge.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: The last bus would leave at ten o'clock. I got
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: out for ten thirty. And you had to dress like
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: a cowboy, like a real cow boy, all about the roof. Hey, hey,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: you had to wear the cowboy shirt with the scarf
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: around the neck, but the cowboy had you didn't have
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: to wear boots. But if you had boots, hit, but
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: you had to wear jeans. Now that meant I had
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: to walk across the bridge dressed like a cowboy to
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: catch the last bus, to catch the last bus. When
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: I tell you, I heard the inwards so much what
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: I say. Not only did they say it, sometimes they
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: wouldn't even go all the way to the end of
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: the bridge. They turned around and come back and call
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: me the inward, the inward cowboy. What I remember mostly traumatizing.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sure, Jake, Jake, you and your little cowboy, I
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: have a little dumb ass. I was too dumb. I
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: was too dumb to change clothes. I kept on rod.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, you've had so many jobs. Well I
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: ain't very top that one. Right there was your first
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: summer job, well, I mean my first job, my very
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: first job was I created myself. I was an entrepreneur.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: I bought a red flywagon with the gates on it,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: with the red with the red sides on it. And
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't allow my friends. Yeah you know, wasn't no
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: riding in my wagon pulling up down the street. Know
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: that what you couldn't do that this will work wagon.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: I woke up in the morning and left my house
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: about nine, probably eight nine the office at eight. I
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: left left that house about eight nine thirty, dragged my
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: wagon looking for pop bottles and I put a pop
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: bottle in my wagon because you could turn in pop
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: bottles for two cents. And my goal was to find
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: fifty pop bottles before I went home for lunch, and
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: that was a dollar. And then when I got through,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: I get back out there with my wagon. I play
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: a little bit, but I dragged my wagon and I
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: try to make another dollar after lunch. And then that
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: was my day. I make two dollars a day, and
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: I was hustling work wagon. All right, we'll have more
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's twenty minutes after
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: the hour. Right after this, You're Dave Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: listen to this Russian tennis player Yanna sits Akova was
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: arrested and charged with sports bribery in alleged match fixing
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: scheme at the twenty twenty French Open. She was competing
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: at the twenty twenty one French Open when she was
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: arrested in Paris. Yanna sits Acova was ranked seven hundred
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: and fifty six in the world. That's why you pay
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: for that thing. Well, she must have been it. She
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: was gonna lose, right, But the sports tennis come about
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: PHO ninety my damn self. Oh yeah, okay, there you go.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: But they're so worried about, you know, Naomi Osaka doing
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: press interviews. But here's this Russian tennis player arrested for cheating. Okay,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: and keep the same energy, that's keep all that out there,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: the same. And this is the first we're hearing about this,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: This is the first. Yeah. But maybe because she's seven
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty six two, I'll pay to move up.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold on, hold on, hold on seven
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: fifty six. Yes, Oh, I thought you're saying. Yes. So
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: let's be fair, press weird about the wrong. Venusham never
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: was involved in none of that type stuff. Hello, yes,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: I had that been them. Oh oh oh, all right,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey's Morning Show coming up at
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this You're
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: listening Morning show. In today's entertainment news, we have some
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: really sad news. Legendary actor Clarence Williams the Third passed
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: away from colon cancer. Uh. He was eighty one years old.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: You may remember him. His career began with the Mod
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Squad and he also appeared in Yeah. He appeared in
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: a Purple Rain. He played a prince's daddy in Purple Rain.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: He was in the movie sugar Hill with Wesley Snipes.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: He was in Reindeer Games and Good Yeah. Yeah, great actor,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: and our deepest condolences. Needs to see him in a movie.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: You need to see him in a movie called fifty
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: two pick Up. Yeah, he was in that two fifty
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: two pickup. He's good in this movie. Man, he was good,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: and everything he did he was. Yeah. So our condolences
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: go out to the family of Clarence Williams the Third. Uh.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: And as we switch gears now we do have to
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: say congratulations going out to Prince Harry and Megan Markle.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: They are now a family of four. The Duke and
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Duchess welcome their daughter lilibit Uh. They call her Lily
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Diana Mountbaden Windsor. She came into the world, Yeah, a
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: little bit Lily, like a little bit, like a little
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: that's what it sounds like, right, it really does. Sounds
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: named after her grandmother, little bit, little bit. And they
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: also named her Diana, after Prince Harry's mom, Princess Diana.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: And she came into the world on Friday. Well did
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: they see what color she walked? And they were worried
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: about that. She's fine off, don't queen. Yeah, but mother
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: and child are doing fun. Yeah that dad, hey yeah,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Hei Yeah. Making that announcement to make everyone understand that fact,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: like what's going on good morning Morning show? He to
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: make the announcement. Day arrive on little bit the first
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: his hair. Now she's making her debut. I heard tom
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Me ask what calor is the baby? The baby is
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: the same color one, archie, little baby Archie. We're down
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: creating quite a clamor. And you ok with the racist
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: sums up? We do they all out just like America.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: That's no death run tell us how you really feel
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: to you low down random right out of Buckingham Palace.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: You low down sons of breaches, riches our pants coming
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: up in forty nine minutes after the hour, it will
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: be our last break of the day. It is the
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: last break of the day. Well, also have some closing
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey are Fearless
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: Leader at forty nine minutes after Yeah, yea, right after this.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: You're listening. All right, guys, here we are last break
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: of the day on this Monday. Jay. Do you have
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: a y'all a hordi of question, usually have a pretty
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: good wardi of questions. Oh, yeah, I did have one,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: but action see I did have one for you, Ben.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: You know it was gonna be in this, Yeah, it
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: was gonna be this. You let your best friends grandparents
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: stay at your house because they can't find a hotel.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: But your your best friend's grandparents sex is so loud derby,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: I mean they are getting it in in that room.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: They are doing it. They're knocking on wall. Lord Jesus,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: oh father God, oh you know dead. I don't know
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: what he's doing or she is doing to him. The
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: next morning at breakfast, do you say anything or do
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: you not say anything. That's what I want, I asked
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: had I asked the man for his car keys, and
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: I go outside and start warming up. They ride. Oh
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: that's it because right after breakfast, y'all got to get
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: the hell out of here, and y'all gonna take y'all
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: as somebody because I'm not doing ask for y'all. Do
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: you look him in the eyes? Do you? I looked
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: at him, But but when I'm looking at him dead
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: in the I j I had my head tilted. You don't.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: You don't ask them. You don't ask questions like what
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: the hell? You don't ask No. I just make little
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: little remarks like like this hill say man, yeah, now
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: are you are you jealous? No? No, no, Now, you're
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: just not gonna be up in my house with this here,
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: because I don't need y'all, not my grandparents, and I
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: don't really care for y'all life. I really don't. You
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: got brutally honest. Yeah. And then your man go in
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: the room, Steve, you go in the room and there's
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: jelly and jail, you know, ropes and stuff. And I
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: called my best friend and tell him come over here.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: I got somebody for you to see. Now, clean this
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: room up and get your Nashta's grandparents out of mind.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Get them on bank bank bank. Yeah that's all, But
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: else you got shut Okay. Thanks. You know um Bobo
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: who works with us out of las It was his
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: birthday over the weekend. I just wanted to say happy
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: belated birthday to Bobo College Bobo. Bobo's in his mid
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: to late thirties. Yeah, I think he's thirty six or seven. Yeah,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: probably probably time time change that nickname. What Bobo? He
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: can't be Bobo at fort I can just tell you
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: that right now. Why not? I like Bobo, you know,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: I like Bobo, but you can get grown ass man.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: You got kids, yes he does. They got a family
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: and got driver's license. It's time to that goal with
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: the one that's on the driver's liceesse. But who said?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, where did that rule come from? That rule rule?
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: I just came up with it. Yeah, just now, right
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: after you said Bobo, wouldn't ye time to give it up? Time?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: No disrespect, no disrespect. I'm not trying to hate anything
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: like that, but I think it's just me baby face
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: needs to change his name. He doesn't start. He's starting
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: not to have the face of a baby. I mean
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