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Matthew Chapter 25: Bible Study by Atheists

Jesus apparently decided the best way to explain spiritual preparedness was with ten virgins waiting around for one extremely late bridegroom. Five bring extra lamp oil, five do not, and the unprepared women get locked out of the party because nothing says divine wisdom like an ancient wedding-themed anxiety dream. The moral is supposedly “be ready,” but Matthew 25:1–13 takes the scenic route through midnight oil shopping, shut doors, and a truly unnecessary amount of virgin identification.Then comes the Parable of the Talents in Matthew 25:14–30, where two servants gamble successfully with…

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