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Steve In LA, Gucci Mane, Who Let The Dogs Out, Crew Love and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit all the don giving
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  Speaker 1: them like amazing things and it's not good. Steve hard
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  Speaker 1: to mother, stay, I don't joy. You gotta use that turn.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out. Got to turn
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  Speaker 1: out to turn the water the water. Come, come on
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  Speaker 1: your baby, ah ha, i's your will. Good morning everybody,
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  Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and all it Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Heh man, back in business too, man, Man, How good
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  Speaker 1: is God? I mean, really, if you think about it
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  Speaker 1: in spite of all that's going down in your life,
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  Speaker 1: First of all, it could be worse. But secondly, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you have to remember. And I've just had to have
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  Speaker 1: this conversation with myself this morning. That's how I'm fresh
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  Speaker 1: on this one right here. When a challenge faces you,
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  Speaker 1: are you going through a difficult moment, or you didn't
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  Speaker 1: hit a bump in the road in the middle of that,
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  Speaker 1: if you could manage to be grateful, it would take
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  Speaker 1: you a long way. Gratitude is a powerful resource. If
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  Speaker 1: you can be grateful in the middle of it, Gratitude
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  Speaker 1: is a powerful resource when it's dim for you, it
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  Speaker 1: didn't got a little bumpy on the road and he
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  Speaker 1: ran into some obstacles, and you didn't ran up into
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  Speaker 1: some detooled signs and your journey ain't smooth as it
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  Speaker 1: was last week or last year. You gotta be grateful
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  Speaker 1: for the things that are going right and that have
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  Speaker 1: gone right, and for the thing that's wrong right now
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  Speaker 1: to get right? Man? Can I share that with you? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a tough one to learn? It is for me.
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  Speaker 1: It has been one of my toughest challenges is to
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  Speaker 1: learn how to be grateful because it's a powerful resource,
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  Speaker 1: but how to be grateful in moments of despair when
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  Speaker 1: it ain't going right. See here's a mistake I would make.
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  Speaker 1: See when something go wrong, I want to focus on
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  Speaker 1: the wrong so much in an attempt to fix it.
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  Speaker 1: But even then, the focus ain't always in to fix it.
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  Speaker 1: The focus becomes, Man, this is bad, man, I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe this has happen. Why just keep going down? That
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  Speaker 1: doesn't fix anything? You know, mealing over it, going over
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  Speaker 1: what's wrong, explaining it, sharing it with your friends, you know,
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  Speaker 1: making it sound worse than it is. Tell the story
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  Speaker 1: for pity from other people. All of that right there,
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  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with the fix. Sometimes you're just
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  Speaker 1: mulling over it. You're just making it worse. You're just
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  Speaker 1: making it a bigger problem. You're manifesting it into your atmosphere,
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  Speaker 1: You're putting it out there in your spirit. Now, all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, it consumes your day. Next thing, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you're having a bad day. If you're having a bad day,
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  Speaker 1: it's because you've been having some bad thoughts. So what
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  Speaker 1: I've had to learn how to do, and what I'm
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  Speaker 1: working on this morning, is I'm working on this situation
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  Speaker 1: that's been cropped up. I was going kind of smooth
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  Speaker 1: here for a minute, and now I didn't got real
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  Speaker 1: bumpy in the road, you know, and all this here.
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  Speaker 1: So what I'm thinking about now, though, is even though
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  Speaker 1: I've hit a bump the road, and even though out
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  Speaker 1: and ran into a detour, and even though I've hit
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  Speaker 1: this love, I'm going down into a valley, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: up on the peak. Can I not still be grateful
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  Speaker 1: for all the things that God has given me, for
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  Speaker 1: all the things He's done for me, for all the
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  Speaker 1: things He's brought me through and realizing that even this
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  Speaker 1: that's happening to me again is going to pass too.
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  Speaker 1: He gonna get me through that attitude. Come home, man,
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  Speaker 1: God is a good god man. It's a lot to
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  Speaker 1: be grateful for. So while I'm tripping on this bumping
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  Speaker 1: the road out and hit, what I gotta remember is
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  Speaker 1: all the things He's done for me. And like I say,
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  Speaker 1: my saying is joined depression cannot reside in the same place.
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  Speaker 1: So instead of being down about this new bumping the road,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm constantly filling my mind with the thoughts of
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  Speaker 1: how good he's been to me, of what all he's
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  Speaker 1: done for me, of all the things he's brought me through,
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  Speaker 1: of all the blessings he's presented me with. When I
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  Speaker 1: go down that list, I really don't have a lot
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  Speaker 1: of time to mull over the situation. Now. Do I
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  Speaker 1: have to fix this bump in the road. Of course
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  Speaker 1: I do. Are There's some things I'm going to have
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  Speaker 1: to do the straighten it out, of course it is.
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  Speaker 1: But Steve just going to get the business of doing
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  Speaker 1: it and straighten it out. What you mulling over and
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  Speaker 1: wearing about it for you know, old people. I heard
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  Speaker 1: old people say something I was growing up in the church.
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  Speaker 1: They say, if you're gonna pray about it, don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about it. But if you're gonna worry about it, don't
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  Speaker 1: pray about it. That's an amazing thing. And prayer just
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  Speaker 1: happens to be my weapon of choice. Now, it ain't
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  Speaker 1: always been that way. I want you to understand that
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  Speaker 1: My first weapon of choice was you do it to me,
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  Speaker 1: I do it to you. You call me out, I
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  Speaker 1: call you out, you say something bad about me. I've
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  Speaker 1: tried to find you and say something bad about you.
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  Speaker 1: That was my weapon in the past. How did that
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  Speaker 1: work out for you, Steve? Not so good? Because you
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  Speaker 1: know what, I spend a lot of time fighting back,
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  Speaker 1: kicking back, swinging back, when I could have spent all
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  Speaker 1: that time climbing. See, all you're trying to do at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, folks, is have a better
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  Speaker 1: life than the one you got. All you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: do is to improve your position in life. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not my business to make sure you don't get
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  Speaker 1: where you're going. Ain't got no time for that. It's
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  Speaker 1: not my job to assure that you ain't as high
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  Speaker 1: as me. I ain't got no time for that. Your
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  Speaker 1: real mission and purpose is to have the best life
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  Speaker 1: that you can have, to ascend to the highest plateau
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  Speaker 1: that you can get to, to make your family as
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  Speaker 1: comfortable as you can, to provide as much as you
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  Speaker 1: can for your family. But legally, see, those of us
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  Speaker 1: are sitting up here trying to come up with sideways.
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  Speaker 1: You can ask a couple million men sitting in prison
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  Speaker 1: today how they wish they hadn't have done that, and
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  Speaker 1: they'll tell you, Oh, man, I wish I never had
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  Speaker 1: did it. I knew not to go down there. Something
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  Speaker 1: told me not to go down that. Man, if I
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  Speaker 1: could change things, I would. But they're sitting somewhere doing
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  Speaker 1: some time that had they made another decision they wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have to do. Now that don't make them throw away people, na, man,
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  Speaker 1: because everybody make mistakes, and God is in the forgiving business,
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  Speaker 1: and some of us have done some things that really
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  Speaker 1: broke the law, and a whole lot of other things
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  Speaker 1: and deserve to do some time. But through the grace
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  Speaker 1: of God, we didn't. But now we set up here
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  Speaker 1: and we passed judgment on people who got to do something.
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  Speaker 1: Now I don't care, I don't care what you've done.
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  Speaker 1: God can't forgive anything, but our position, our motivation in
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  Speaker 1: life is to try to have the best life we
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  Speaker 1: can have and provide for those around us and make
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  Speaker 1: it comfortable. If that's your ambition, you don't have time
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  Speaker 1: to worry about or concern yourself with another person. And
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  Speaker 1: I wasted time doing that, and that's not the way
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  Speaker 1: to get it done. It's simply mine to your business
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  Speaker 1: taking care of you and getting yourself right and tight.
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  Speaker 1: It's twenty seven, so that's a full time job. So
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  Speaker 1: what I had to learn was and what I've the
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  Speaker 1: reason I've chosen prayer as as my weapon of choice
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  Speaker 1: now is that now prayer helps me that I don't
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  Speaker 1: have to fight back. Now, if I get cornered, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna fight you. I ain't even gonna lie to you.
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  Speaker 1: And now I'm still working on some things that trigger me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know, you know, and and and and
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  Speaker 1: so I'm I'm slowly getting better at that. But I've
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  Speaker 1: learned that my weapon of choice is prayer now. So
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  Speaker 1: when it happens ugly for me, I pray about it.
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  Speaker 1: When it gets tight and dismal for me, I pray
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  Speaker 1: about it. And the thing about prayer. Man is prayer
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  Speaker 1: changes things? Yes? It does. Now read about it and
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  Speaker 1: try it. That's the deal, Okay, come on, prayer as
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  Speaker 1: a wonderful weapon. You're listening, Ladies and gentlemen. It is
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  Speaker 1: upont us the Steve Harvey Morning Show, so let me
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  Speaker 1: have your undivided attention. Twenty twenty two is a part
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  Speaker 1: of us. If you're still here, you ought to be grateful.
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  Speaker 1: I know I am, and I represent us on the
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  Speaker 1: show and we are. So now let's just get it.
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  Speaker 1: But before we get it, excuse me the old school
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  Speaker 1: that we just popped out of a little where I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where they came from. What you did, what
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  Speaker 1: was very important in my life back up? That't just
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  Speaker 1: research the starting I'm doing that game from It felt
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  Speaker 1: so good and I felt like I was talking to
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  Speaker 1: my brother dip so man, I felt good about that.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show. Sherley, Strawberry and
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  Speaker 1: Colin for real, that damn Junior, Mississippi Monica and the
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  Speaker 1: legend Nephew Tommy. Good morning everybody today. Man, I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: it's about by today just because you said that up
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  Speaker 1: when was it like up for you? Let me dance
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  Speaker 1: this bad because I don't know I feel. How was
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  Speaker 1: it like in the se What was your daylight? If
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  Speaker 1: you were just like a regular sand of it in
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  Speaker 1: the city with pure coolst nothing nothing superseded coolness, nothing
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  Speaker 1: got in the way of it. That was no, there
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  Speaker 1: was nothing. It was just coolness. That's all I was. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I still am. Yeah, I don't even know. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even we we let cool guy. We messed around and
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  Speaker 1: letting this hip hop dude replaced cool with hard and
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  Speaker 1: that's been the damn problems, so says I. We went
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  Speaker 1: from being cool to hard hard. Biggest mistake we ever made.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody on their album cover was was just smiling and
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  Speaker 1: laughing because we had made it. Now everybody got shoe
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  Speaker 1: polish on their face trying to stand over there looking hard.
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  Speaker 1: Got on the bulletproof vest. I wish to hell out
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  Speaker 1: would pose with a damn bulletproof vest of like, shot me,
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  Speaker 1: you can't hurt me. I'm not feel a challenge nobody
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  Speaker 1: to shoot me by wearing a bulletproof vest. Cool was
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  Speaker 1: what the seventies was about. Mercy, mercy me that it
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  Speaker 1: was kebo brising. Yeah, damn wag cool cool switch. What
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  Speaker 1: had to be cool? Dog, you couldn't get it heat waved,
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  Speaker 1: you had to be cool. The floater, you had to
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  Speaker 1: be cool. My name is Larry, and I like a
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  Speaker 1: woman who looks everything and everybody. They wasn't rapping back then,
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  Speaker 1: they would just stop and start talking on the album
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  Speaker 1: right there? Who did we can be together? Soup? You
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  Speaker 1: know one time I was walking so and you I
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  Speaker 1: saw you in him walking in the rain, stop and
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  Speaker 1: fire off some talking man in the middle of the hook.
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  Speaker 1: Before the hook, I'm from the talk. Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: people for just a little while. I know, we get
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  Speaker 1: tired of talking about miss Deicison, where, religion, so forth?
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  Speaker 1: You dig and like everybody did it. Man, that was
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  Speaker 1: the seventies, straight up coolness. I'm sorry y'all got introduced
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  Speaker 1: to hard you miss it all right? Coming up at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll start the show
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  Speaker 1: off with Nephew Tommy's run that prank back. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now
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  Speaker 1: to start your morning off with the Nephew and run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back. What you got for is neft today,
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  Speaker 1: running running, running, running back. This is the conference call
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  Speaker 1: the conference. Oh god, dog, if you would Hello, This
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  Speaker 1: is Hannah Hire. This is Frank checking in. Hey, give
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  Speaker 1: it here, I'm the one. Hey, guys, how's it going fine?
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  Speaker 1: Let's I think I think we're waiting for for one
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  Speaker 1: other person. Just Dalin a second. Hello, Sherman. Sherman Davis,
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  Speaker 1: general manager's assistant. How you guys doing everybody here? Hey Sherman, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing fine. Hello Sherman. Alright, alright, guys, we got
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  Speaker 1: let me make sure we got everybody here. Is Hannah here, yep,
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  Speaker 1: Hannah's here. How's it going all right? Frank yep, I'm
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  Speaker 1: on the line. Thank you, all right, good good good
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  Speaker 1: And David yep, Hey, I'm here, all right, my man,
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  Speaker 1: good deal, good deal. All right. Got some news for
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  Speaker 1: you guys. I need you guys to just bear with
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  Speaker 1: me for a second. I'm getting all the paperwork in.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: My UM assistant Cynthia is here, so you guys just
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  Speaker 1: give me a I'm gonna put you guys on hold
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  Speaker 1: for a second and I'll be back probably less than
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  Speaker 1: thirty seconds. Okay, all right, okay, we'll do. Thank you, Cynth.
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  Speaker 1: You can you bring me all of them stuff? On
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  Speaker 1: these three guys. I mean, today's supposed to be. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: they're on hold right now, but today's day that we're
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  Speaker 1: giving them their severance packages and letting them go, and
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  Speaker 1: they'll be out of here probably by tomorrow morning. They're
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  Speaker 1: clearing their things out. They don't know it yet, but
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna at least giving their SEVENCE packages today. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they put it on my shoulders to break
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: the bad news, and somebody's got to do it. So
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: it's my job today, all right, So bring it to
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  Speaker 1: me and get it here here as soon as possible
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  Speaker 1: so I can hurt him, get past this conference call.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Hello, all right, guys, Yeah, this I'm here. Guys. Yeah, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you never put us on hold? So are you about
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  Speaker 1: to fire us right now? What are you talking? Wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, okay, hang on, hang on, hang on, guys.
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  Speaker 1: What what what what's going on? What are you guys
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  Speaker 1: talking about? We're asking you what's going on? We just hurt.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't put us on hold. We just heard all that. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: separate package is what I heard. I heard you're letting
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  Speaker 1: us go. Oh Sherman, Maybe you were talking about some
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  Speaker 1: other people. Hey, hey, guys, do hang on, everybody, just
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  Speaker 1: calmed down. Just give me, give me a second here,
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  Speaker 1: hang on, just let me let me. I'll be right back.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on, Lloyd on, what is going on? Did you
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  Speaker 1: did you hear that? Okay? You all heard the same thing, Dad,
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  Speaker 1: and know what hurts that? What you're talking about? Cynthia,
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  Speaker 1: how do I it up? Is this? Is this the
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  Speaker 1: whole button? Here? This is it? There we go? They
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  Speaker 1: can heard everything? No, they just they said, can you
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  Speaker 1: ask me right now? I'm doing what he's telling me
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  Speaker 1: to do this. These three are supposed to be let
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  Speaker 1: go by the end of the day. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta do it. But it looks like the severances nobody
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  Speaker 1: can live off of this for even three freaking months.
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  Speaker 1: I already know that this is this is really gough.
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  Speaker 1: Oh all right, so look, bring me everybody's stuff. Let
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  Speaker 1: me at least after lunch they all come in here
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  Speaker 1: and pick up their things. That's all I can do. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Is this the right button here? Okay? Hello, it's not
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  Speaker 1: the right button. We can Sherman. We might have to
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  Speaker 1: be kidding me. I've been with us. I've been with
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  Speaker 1: us for five years, all right, I've not I've not
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  Speaker 1: let you down for a quarter, the company down for
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: a quarter. This is this is ridiculous. I cannot believe this.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm on travel right now, so how am I
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: going to come and get my things? But this is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: This is how you're gonna let us know? Dude, this
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  Speaker 1: is unprofessional, this is trash. I cannot believe you. If
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: you only need a lawyer, I have someone, I have contacts,
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  Speaker 1: we can talk. But honestly, Sherman, this is this is
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  Speaker 1: this is unaccessible. Let's not do the whole lawyer thing. Guys. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's not do that all right now, people get let
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  Speaker 1: go from companies, People get let go all the time,
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  Speaker 1: and you guys know this. Let's go on a conference
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  Speaker 1: call with other people. What are you This is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: You're giving a personal business. Yes, yes, that's true. You're
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: giving personal business to another. Uh, it's exactly. It's not
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  Speaker 1: a whole Yeah, you cannot be doing this. Yeah, email
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  Speaker 1: me that lawyer's number for sure. Yes, I guess you
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  Speaker 1: want to, David. Thank you. I didn't even I didn't
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  Speaker 1: try to for you guys to learn it this way,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I'm okay, let's just say I'm not good
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  Speaker 1: at the conference button. I don't know how to put
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  Speaker 1: anybody You're not do. This is not a good message.
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  Speaker 1: It's not it's not approblic professional messaging. In fact, this
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  Speaker 1: is I'm mortified. I cannot believe this I put into
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  Speaker 1: my life, this company, this is beside it best employees.
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  Speaker 1: So it is, it is. It's absolutely right. It is illegal.
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  Speaker 1: This is illegal. Yep, yep. I will wait, wait, come on,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean you're recording it? What are you?
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  Speaker 1: What are you recording it for? What? Yes? You tell
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  Speaker 1: me not recording? David, Listen, I don't consent on being recorded.
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  Speaker 1: I want that known man. Okay, okay, can I can
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I ask you guys something? Do you? Guys? Are you
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: familiar with your co worker named Barry Dillard? Yes, you
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  Speaker 1: do have to answer this. Barry fired too. How are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna tell him? Let me tell you what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: Barry told me to call you. This is nephew taught
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  Speaker 1: me from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. All three of
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: y'all just got prayed by your co worker Barry Diller
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  Speaker 1: kidding me. Oh my god, I have a heart attack.
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  Speaker 1: I oh my god, Hey, y'all, nobody has lost their job, Hannah, Frank, David,
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  Speaker 1: nobody has lost their job, but your co worker Barry
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  Speaker 1: Dillard got me the prank phone call. Y'all right, sir,
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  Speaker 1: everybody's got the job. We're good, We're wow. Okay, okay,
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• 20:26
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• 20:52
  Speaker 1: we've all been fired once or twice. All right, nephew,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: thank you, you did it again. Coming up next, it
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  Speaker 1: to the Steven Show coming up at the top of
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: the hour and trending national news. Miss Anne is standing
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  Speaker 1: by with the latest on the investigation of that horrific
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  Speaker 1: fire that happened in the Bronx. We got to say
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  Speaker 1: thank you to all the heroic New York City firefighters
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: and we are definitely praying for the victims families. Um wow,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: what a tragedy. There. Also in trending Entertainment News, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be in Los Angeles. You're going to
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: be on E Daily Pop, You're going to be on
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  Speaker 1: the Talk, You're just doing your tour, You're going to
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: be on Jimmy Kimmel Live. All this week, this goes
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  Speaker 1: down and tonight Tonight, Steve, another episode of your hit
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: of the hour, but right now it is time for
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  Speaker 1: ask the Clolo. Are Steve Harvey in the building? Ready
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: for your love questions? This one's from Dolla and Tampa
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  Speaker 1: Dollar Rights. I'm a twenty eight year old single female
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  Speaker 1: and I worked the door at a popular club. I
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: started dating a semi famous guy that I met at
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: the club, and after five months of dating, he wants
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: me to quit working at the club. I love working
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: there at night, so my days are free to focus
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: on my artwork. Do you think he wants me to
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: quit so another man won't try to talk to me?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Is he being controlling? No? Being a little bit jealous,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: and he might really really care about you. He also
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: might think it's an opportunity for you not to have
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: to work. He could be showing you that he's willing
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: to help take care of you and provide for you.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: If he is trying to control you so you don't
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: get scooped up by somebody else. That's what men do.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: It's called marking your territory. What's wrong? Do you know
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: how many women heard this and went, wait a minute, somebody,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: don't come along, tell me I ain't got to go
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: to work no more, sign me up. And all you
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: need to do is find out is he or does
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: he treat you really well? And he's a really really
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: wonderful guy. That's what you want to find out. You know,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: you want to do yardwork, You could do yardwork full time.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: It could be an opportunity. I don't know, all right,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Good advice, Clo. Miss Harris and Memphis writes. I work
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: at a daycare and I offer babysitting services in the evening.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: One lady I babysit for is not fit to raise
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: a child, and I want to report her. She hires
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: me to babysit her one year old. While she has
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: wild house parties, the baby and I are always closed
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: up in a back bedroom. My husband thinks she's being
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: a responsible parent by hiring me. What are your thoughts
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: on this, Well, I mean she's hiring somebody to watch
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: the baby. I mean the fact that she wants to
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: have wild parties. See, that's the thing that people don't
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: know when they have a child, that the life you
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: had stops immediately. Whatever you used to do. You know
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: that used to is the operative word. It used to.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Now she want to keep throwing the party. So she
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: didn't hire you. That doesn't mean she's an unfit mom.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Keep my baby back here. I'm paying you to be
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: back here with the baby. That's responsible. But she's trying
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: to carry on as before, and that's what the problem is.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I don't think you should report them. She's not leaving
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: the baby alone. She's not in endangering the baby. Unless
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: the weed smoke is coming up under the door and
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: all y'all back there in that room just getting high,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: then we gotta problem. You got to stop putting tiles,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: doing some it's a little judgmental babysitter. Check I hold her, don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if she's I don't know if you
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: can prove that in court that she's under fitting more,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: if the baby's not being harmed, if the baby's looking
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: well fed and loved and taking care of, and you're
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: there while she's stowing these wild parties. I think that's
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: just you know, some people don't get lucky. Everybody. Mama
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: ain't a Sunday school teacher, so everybody don't get that one.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Everybody don't get that one. Facts, all right, some of
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: us getting miss Emma that on that after I'll joint
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: of some of us Mama run the brothels, some of
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: us mama that some of my mama. I'm just saying that,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: all right, moving on before we get too deep. Bradford
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  Speaker 1: and Dallas says, I'm a sixty four, sixty four you
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  Speaker 1: single man, and I've never wanted to be married until
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: now I have finally retired and have my fiances and
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: my finance, excuse me, my finances in order. So I
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: would love to have a lady friend or a wife
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: to travel with and just enjoy life. I need advice
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: and what to say when I'm trying to find the
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: right woman. I'm sad to say that I would not
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: settle down with any of the women from my past.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Please help me. Well, Broun, come on now, I don't
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: know what to tell you. It's sixty four. If you
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: don't know how to talk to a woman about sixty four,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna get dissolved over this. Radio shows not
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: only one question. What do I say? Why don't you
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: just say what you wrote in Look, I've never wanted
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: to be married until now. I'm looking for a woman
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: that I could settle down. We didn't share my life
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: with and travel the world. You can just start with
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: what you wrote, because that's it. Now. If the problem
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: being that you haven't been married is because you don't
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: know how I talk to women, now we have a
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: whole another problem because see right now, I don't know
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: where we're at Bradford. Now. I'd love to help you
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: because I'm sixty four two, but I have convinced several
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: women to marry me. I'm just saying, well, that's why
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: he wrote to you. I can't get you married. I
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: just learned how to keep one. I don't don't. I
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: just figured that part out. So steve the first line
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: out of his mouth when he sees a woman he's
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: attracted to. Should be Hello, how are you? My name
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: is Bradford. Listen. I don't want to disturb you. I
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: hope I'm not imposing in any way, but I just
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: wanted to introduce myself and I would I would love
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: to know your name. In the event that I see
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: you again, I'd like to be able to, you know,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: call you by name. That's an interesting way to do it.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Now you sixty four, next question out your mouth is
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: you need to ask a series of questions. Have you
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: been married? Are you married? How many grandkids do you have?
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: You're gonna need these big questions at sixty four because
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: grandkids can be kids. You know, if the children have
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: walked off and left them with Grandmama never came back.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: You need to know this because Bradford, you really don't
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: strike me as father tight. You know, just as you
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: need to find out a body grandkids and where they stay,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: you find go over there and be a whole lot.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: You ain't never being because he wants to travel. Yeah,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you already ain't been nobody, man. It's just hard taking
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: kids with your talk about we find to get a
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: small cabin, Well, we're gonna need a bigger cabin. That's
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: what we're gonna need security because it's black bass coming
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: up here and one of the kids, one of the kids.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: These hidden costs in dating this heap. All right, well, Bradford,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I hope you got something out of that. Thank you
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: seeing thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: we'll have some entertainment and national news for you right
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening show. Well, well, well, mister Steve Harvey,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: you have a busy week, sir in La. Yes, you
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: were on Jimmy Kimmel last night. Yeah, that was great,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: that was good. Yeah, I love Jimmy Man. Well, actually
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite people. Man. Just a cool dude, man, Yeah,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: just a really cool dude. And you're going on tour
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: to promote your show. Yeah, you know they poping out here.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Oh Lord Jesus help us, father, Come on, Judge, Steve,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: come on, Lord brain. If I get if I get
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: two more weeks in a row like the first one,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: huh what does that mean? What mean you see my Yeah?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: All right, well, and the audience can imagine. All right,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: it'll be a great it'll be a great thing. If
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I can get two more weeks. Probably you need three
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: weeks of the show, so the numbers can settle and
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: really show where they are. Okay, if I get three
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: more weeks even in that ballpark of that number we're
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: talking about Judge Steve of course, tonight eight seventh Central
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: on ABC and Hulu. Now, you were on Jimmy Kimmel
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: last night. You're going to be on Access Daily January thirteenth,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Kelly and Ryan January January fourteenth, Ellen January eighteenth, The
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Talk January twenty first, and Nick Cannon on January twenty fourth.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: So your schedule, damn. You know what I'm saying, Just
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: let you know, just being who I'm mean. You know,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, I ain't trying to be nothing that I ain't.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: You know, just who I'm is. You know, that's what
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: he made me to be. That one. I'm a TV dude.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, don't d you know I
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: want to be don't see me. I want to be
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: here trying and get it. All the movies in there,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: they you know, like on Dizzy Wheel. You know I
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: ain't even get it. You know, I ain't even to
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: be that indress. Oh hey, man, can I say something?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: If you have not seen the movie Harder They Fall
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: with interests Elber and Regina King and that other all
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: that dude, boy, what's the boy from from Cole from Startups? Hey,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Everybody should go on Netflix
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: and watch Harder They Fall. I don't like Western, Yes
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: you do. Let me tell you something. I've never seen
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: one like this. He's a bat you talk about shot whale,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: done whale. The suspense, the surprises, the storyline. Harder Day
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Fall is the best movie I've seen on Netflix in
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: five years. Okay, okay, all right, and gonna watch it again,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: all right? And um wow, we gotta say this, Steve,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you knew him. Bob Saget Hollywood actor comedian Bob Saggat,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: best known, of course, for his role as Danny Tanner
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: from the sitcom Full House Well. He passed away on
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Sunday at the Ritz Carlton in Orlando. The Sheriff's Department
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: responded to the hotel around four pm Eastern after hotel
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: security found Bob in his room unresponsive. He was pronounced
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: dead on the scene, but the circumstances of his death
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: are still unclear. He was sixty five years old, and um,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I mean the tributes that are pouring out. Everyone said
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: he was the kindest guy. He was so nice. I mean, man,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: just when I tell you, one of the coolest people.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, just super cool every time we saw each other.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Because we want the net where, we want ABC together,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: so we should do a lot of promo tours and stuff.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Just a great dude, man, Just a really really top
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: notch guy. Man. Really sad, wow, really sad going out
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: to his family of course. All right, we're gonna go
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: now to the headlines time now, Steve, Ladies and gentlemen,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: miss and Tripp. Well, thank you very much, everybody, and
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: this is a trip with the news. US and Russian
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: diplomats met in Geneva yesterday to discuss the issue of
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Ukraine in Both sides described the talks as a quote serious,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: but they didn't say they were negotiations. They said they
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: just talks. Moscow's top of diplomats told the US that
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: his country has no intention of invading Ukraine, but with
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: some one hundred thousand or so Russian tools right near
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: the border there, the US would like to see moves
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: away from Ukraine and not toward it. The discussions took
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: place all day for about eight hours, and both sides
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: are scheduled to take part in two more sit downs
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: in Europe later on this week, again expected to be
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: talking about Ukraine. President Biden travels to Atlanta to day
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: to push for support for voting rights legislation. The two
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: bills that mister Biden is expected to talk about are
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: designed to protect americans fundamental rights to vote. It's expands
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: access to the ballot box and ensures that every person's
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: vote counts. And apparently, although the authorities say that every
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: vote does count, that a lot of people in this
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: country have been told incorrectly that their votes don't counsel,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: they want to make sure that, yes, when show you
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: that they do count, they do count. The US Supreme
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Courts expect you to rule on a few days on
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: two of the Biden Administration's vaccine workplace rules. The first
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: case involves a rule issued by Workplace Safety Agency OSHA
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: requiring an estimated eighty four a million workers to either
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: take the shot or be tested every week. At issues
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: whether OSHA has the authority to issue such a ruling
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: because of the size and the scope of it, And
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: that's what the Supreme Court's going to rule on. According
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: to a monthly survey by the Federal Reserve Bank of
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: New York, consumers apparently think that inflation will most likely
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: remain high for the rest of twenty twenty two. At
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the same time, though Americans apparently feeling more confident looks
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: like about the US job market as a whole. The
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: poll shows that people think that inflation will still be
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: about oh six percent this year and then wind down
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: to about four percent and a couple of years. And
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: on the job front, the results show that Americans not
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: only feel more positive about the prospects for work, but
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: they also feel salaries to be going up too. But
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: you know, they don't know if it's going to keep
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: places with inflation. Sadly, on the heels of the passing
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: of the great Sydney Potier and the actor Max Julian,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: now comes the loss of a composer, producer in jazz
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: and R and B artists and activists and our radio colleague,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: James M. Twomey, who joined the ancests with Sunday at
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: age seventy six and Toomey, a Grammy Award winning artists,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: scored the music for the TV show New York Undercover.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: He wrote hits for Stepney Mills and others worked with
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Mile Davis sampled this one. Why Biggie sampled Juicy. The
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: original version, of course, was a singer Tawaffa. She actually
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: sang the actual James m. Tuommate was seventy six. Now
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show, Well,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Gucci Main just took a page from Cardie B's playbook
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: by wrapping up a seven figure cash gift to his
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: spouse um Keisha ke Or. It was her seventh or
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: her thirty seventh birthday. He gave her a cool million
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: dollars wrapped in in her Mes box. Steve, she shared
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: the experience. Huh you do it? Who? Yeah? Okay, so
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: she shared the experience one of the fanciest unboxing videos
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: you'll ever see. Gucci Maine, who looked pleased to Steve's
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: wife's reaction, shared his own tribute to her, writing, Happy
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: birthday to my wife, the most beautiful woman in the
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: world and the best thing that ever came into my life.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I love you, Miss Davis forever, and appreciate and will
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: never take you for granted. I love that, love that Now.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: The backstory, Steve is a few weeks ago Cardie b
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: celebrated her husband offsets birthday by giving him a check
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: for two million dollars, which you know, so I guess
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: that's a trend. That's the thing now. So Steve, here's
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: the question as we count down for your birthday, which
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: is coming up this Monday. Um, we know maybe some
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: of your friends us here on the show, your family,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: we're struggling with what to get you for your birthday
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: because you seem to have everything. We're not struggling. We're struggling.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Let me be here from the nephew. What struggling? Who
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: what I'll call a birthday gift? This birthday is next month.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Have you been to his half? Yes? I have. You
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: don't mean no damn gift? Where we're going to get it?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: But tell me it's his birthday and this is a
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: major So here all right? I got it? Bachelor for
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: his outdoor kitchen. I mean I don't. I don't know
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: where to go. Have you seen the outdoor kitchen? Have
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: you seen it? The outdoor what outdough endose side dough, marva,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: every damn where have you seen it? But I came
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: home and put my kitchen up. You close, shut it down.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I don't even go out there. No more. This ain't
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: even a nice out there. I don't even like my
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: out there. My question was to Steve, so it helped
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: us out. Steve. I mean, you have everything and I
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: got it. He just gotta get it. I do think
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: he loves cigars, don't love yeah, will where. I'll tell
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: you what y'all could do. The dopest table lighter, torch
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: table lighter. Oh and the ring light that's mas killing. Yeah,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: you know something like that. You know fay Stall looking
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: cut on. And now if y'all just really want to
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: do something, y'all can get together and put that million
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: dollars in that damn her Man's back for ever and
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: did it to you feeling some kind of way by
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: each other, then Steve, we'll work on Matt coming up
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: at thirty four minutes after the hour. We'll check Steve's
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: voicemail at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. Right after this,
• 39:35
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• 39:39
  Speaker 1: time to check your voicemail. If you want to leave
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Steve a voicemail message called eight seven seven twenty nine
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Steve and see if we have a couple of calls
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: this morning for you. Uh, here's a caller from Philly. Hey, guys,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: say Steve's Harvey morn and show the Felicia Costelly calling.
• 39:57
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• 44:04
  Speaker 1: hump Day and Wednesdays are two different days. The writer
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  Speaker 1: of this letter, you'll see, we'll get into it in
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: just a few because right now you're up, nephew with
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got? Well, this goes
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: out Shirley to all of the members of five Beta
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Sigma across the country. You know, the founder's day was
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: January ninth, and UH got a little something for you.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Members of five Beta Sigma. Right, Tommy Uary ninth, Yeah,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: January ninth, Howard University watching, and we got a Sigma
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: on this show that did not make He can say nothing,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: He didn't say nothing. I don't know if Jay, I
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: don't know if Jay is a Sigma every day. I
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: think it's different Blue five. This right here is you
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: ain't no signal, You ain't no sigma. Let's go hello, Oh,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Greg please, yeah, this is he?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is Bernard, five Beta Sigma.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I'm over pledged relations giving you a call to day man.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: You attended prev a m University? Am I correct? Yeah?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Am I right? You attended Privy and from my understanding
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: you pledged five Beta Sigma and fall of ninety one.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: That's correct, all right, that's the that's the Beta chapter. Correct, Yes,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: all right. Here's where we're having some problems here, going
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: through the records, going through the records, actually looking at
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: the records that we have here headquarters. You're not actually
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: an official member of five Beta Sigma. I don't know
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: what has taken place, but it's wait a minute, what
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: what you mean? No? Not a member? Looking at our
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: records here at national headquarters. It's indicating that you're not
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: an official member of five Beta Sigma. I don't know
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: what could have gone wrong with this? Now, Now that
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: ain't right, man, That ain't right, because see depth data
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: is recognized nationally, So why wouldn't I be nationally recognized.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not certain, sir. Maybe it's something that took place
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: on that that actual line of Fall ninety one. We're
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: actually going to have to do some research on everything
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: that's going on with your line as well as the chapter.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: But how is that possible? If they gave if they
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: gave me a certificate in the in the plaque and
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I got my pen and I mean I'm a Sigma
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: what you mean? Okay, sir, I don't know what I'm
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: looking at here, and and please understand, I want to
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: try to clear this matter up. Yeah, yeah, we need
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: to do this matter. Who else? Is there somebody there
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: like a oversee uh maybe the head president or your
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: branch or something I can talk to or something. Well,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I'm actually I am actually over pledged relations and I
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: wanted to give you a call personally so we can
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: try to rectify the matter. And it's going to take
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: us some time to hiring this thing out. But what
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I need you to do as at this point. Yeah,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: And you know what the problem is that I'm noticing
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: is that all of the people that were on your
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: line they are official for some reason. Mister Gregg is
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: an official, So I want to I don't understand that
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: because I was the line president. So how how is
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: everybody else able to be a sigma and not me
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: when I did all the paperwork that it takes to
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: for the process to be right. I don't understanding. Sir.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: You know what, brother, I can't call you brother for
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: the fact that right now I'm telling me brother because
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I'm a Sigma. So here's what we're gonna have to do. Greg.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to get you to first of all,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: if you're dealing with anybody alumni wise, we're asking that
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: you don't go to any meetings right now. We're also
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: asking that you don't wear any five beta Sigma peral
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: for noll you PA. At this point, we want to
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: make sure and get clarity that you are definitely a brother. Amn, man,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I am definitely a brother. Do you know what I
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: had to go through to get where I am today?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: To be a signal all the dude. Y'all, y'all took
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: y'all dudes, what happened to that? If you're taking my dudes,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: you should be able to tell me. Yo, Man, we
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: got this going on, certain things that going on with
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: your line. We need to we need to check you.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: You took our money, That's the thing. I'm seeing checks
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: that have gone through for other people that are on
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: that line. I don't play, man, and to this day,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like a lifetime member, So what the hell are
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you talking about? I have no records indicating that your lifetime. Remember,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, sir. We got that dog. Somebody
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: needs to tell me something today. We're gonna try to
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: get to the end of this by the end of
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: the week. It's gonna take no, no, no, but no,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: but no, you're not understanding what I'm saying, man, because
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I'm a signal to the heart. Dude. You know what
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about, y'all playing with my heart right now? Man,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody's going to do that and get away with
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. You know, here's what
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: we can do. We can bring you back in and
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: do another pledging process, pledge. Do you understand what you
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: just said to me? No, man, that ain't happen. Dog,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I'm been through this already. Man, I'm not pledging. I'm
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: not signing my name on nothing else because I have pledged.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. I need to get somebody on
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: the phone that can answer my question. I want to
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: know what's going on, okay right now? And I understand
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: you know the disbelief of what's going on. I really do.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: You obviously live them so you are, brother, brother, We're
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: gonna try to what year did you grow across? Did
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: you walk the fan? Let mean, tell me what's going on? Brother?
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I'm fall eighty nine, brother. And now what we're gonna
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: have to do right now is, first of all, no
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: pair of phernilia. No, you're trying to see me that
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I can't well what's nearest and dearest to my heart,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: next to my wife and my child. You're telling me
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: that I can't grow around and proclaim what I am.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: That's like telling me I can't be black? What the
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: hell is you're saying? And another thing we're going to
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: get you to do. Understand, you have a brand, a
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Sigma brand that's going to have to come off until
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: we until we get this taken care of. What then
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: you talk about them medical procedure? What are you saying
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: so we cannot allow you to wear a brand representing
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: five Beta Sigma when right now you are not only
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: you can't a lot that that brand to me? Was
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: allowed to put the brand on me. Now I can't
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: be allowed to wear something that I've been wearing for
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: almost fifteen and gears. Are you crazy? Come on, man,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: that's some crazy. So we gotta get you to take
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: your brand of me until all of this well brand
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: what the hell? A y'ut man? This is some look here, brother,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: but not what Bernard? Is that? What your name is?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: You need to get somebody on this a minute. That's
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: all right, I know the president still how about that?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I will just call in and I'll figured out my bill.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Right now, we need you to take the brand off
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: off you come take the brand off of me. And
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: you wanted that bad, come get it. That's what you do.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: You are not a member of five Beta Sick. Don't
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: give up you talking about dog. I am a member.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: If you want something over here, I land your boy.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: That's what you do. You bad? Come do it. So
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you for the final time, do not wear
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: any paraphern Now you keep don't want to hear that
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: talking about no final. Let me tell you what's final.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I am a five beta sigma to the hard bodoom.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: All I'm telling you is no more hurt and cover
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: that brand up until we're here. Man, I'm gonna wear everything.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I got a hat, I'm ahead of a matter of fact,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gona wearing just to get on your lys. You're
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: gonna pray covering up until we figured out. If you
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: are covering up, you come get it and tell it.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: You better get away from me. Well I'm talking about
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: don't none of it. Put that brand up, and don't
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: you wear no church no more. Me tell you something
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I ain't covering. Come get it if you want it.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I got a one man, I had many. This is
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: brute fire. You don't want none. You don't want none, y'all.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: This is the man. I don't know what one more
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: thing I need to say to you. Are you going
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: to say what you got to say? You ain't getting this.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your point. Hello, boy, y'all
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: had me ready to kill my man. Y'all, boy, let
• 51:56
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• 51:59
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• 52:05
  Speaker 1: crushed him? What you think you did? Yeah? You played
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: too much? Matter of fact? Maybe I should go for
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: all of Go get me a queue, Go get an alpha,
• 52:14
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• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I got one years ago. That would be my mom.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah I did that. Yeah, I almost lost my job
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: that day. You could get him again. Have you done
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: any campus yet? No? I don't. I can't step on
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: my own I don't do that. Oh he drawed a lie?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Everybody else out of everything else you do? Now you
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: now you got? You got more of that? Talk about
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact? Any campus in Jackson, Mississippi, and
• 52:43
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• 52:45
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• 53:04
  Speaker 1: okay weekend ya yay, all right, nephew, thank you, coming up.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. Subject hump Day and Wednesdays are two different days.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's all about.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:19
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• 53:42
  Speaker 1: is Strawberry Letter. Thank Enophe. Subject hump Day and Wednesday
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: are two different days. I love that title, do Stephen Shirley.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I'm a forty seven year old married woman and I've
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: been married for twenty five years. Met when we were
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: very young, and we got married and had our four
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: children while we were still young. My husband was a
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: big nerd that was slightly overweight, had bad skin, and
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: he needed braces. I was shy and didn't have any friends,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: so I was eager to have a boyfriend for the
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: first time. He made me feel like a princess and
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I have never been with another man in my life,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: but he has definitely been with other women. After we'd
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: been married for fifteen years, a woman called my house
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: and said she had been dating my husband for six
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: years and she wanted me to know because she knew
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I was a good, god fearing woman. I started to
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: feel guilty because I had stopped having sex with my
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: husband after our last child, so I blamed myself for
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: the cheating. I got my act together and we talked
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: to our pastor to fix our marriage. I had no
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: reason to believe he was cheating anymore because he was
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: a model citizen after the affair. Well fast forward to
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: last November and I'm standing in the kitchen and my
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: husband got a text with a happy hump day message
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: with no name listed. I got the phone and texted back,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: but it's Sunday. The reply was stop playing, I can't
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: wait to see you. I texted where and the reply
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: was the usual hump day spot. I took his phone
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: upstairs to him and asked him, what's the hump day spot?
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: He grabbed his phone for me and he examined the messages,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: and then he said somebody must have texted him by mistake.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: He changed his number and lead it all of his
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: social media. Now I hate Wednesdays because I think he
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: was using hump day as a special code. Is he
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: still a cheater? Yes? Yes, yes, yes, Okay, your nerd
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: of a husband is still cheating on you. And how
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: do I know that? How does everyone know that but
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: you the same? I mean, it's obvious. The evidence was
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: right there in the text. The woman clearly said I
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: can't wait to see you at the usual hump day spot.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, what more do you need? That means they
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: have a special location where they have sex, or a
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: special time day that they have sex at an appointed time. Okay,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I know you're confused and don't want to believe it,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: but please don't lie to yourself. Please don't do that.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Your husband is doing enough of that for the both
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: of you. Okay, this time, he has no one to
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: blame but himself, because you said you got yourself together.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: You said that in the letter you got your act
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: together worked on your marriage. And you know, there's a
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: saying once a cheater, always a cheater, and I think
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: your husband fits that description because he was cheating on
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: you for six years during your twenty five year marriage.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: You had a break when you stopped having sex with him.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: You know, got counseling and everything, and you thought it
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: was all over. But nope. Once you guys went to counseling,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: you know, you thought he would try harder to make
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: it work. He didn't. So now you have to decide
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: should you stay with this cheat? Should you leave? That's
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: on you, Steve Well, it seems to be a little
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: bit to unpack in this letter because I feel for her,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: but then I feel for him, But then I'm gonna
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: really feel for nither one of them. I'm sort of
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: it's a lot in this tomorrow. Yeah, I'm a little
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: bit torn. I'm gonna try to walk you through the
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: process that I'm having in this letter because I see,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: of course other stuff and I'll be pointing it out.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Hump Day and Wednesday are two different days. Did Stephen
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: sherl I'm forty seven year old married woman. I've been
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: married twenty five years. They was young. When they got married,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: they had four children while they was young. My husband
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: was a big nerd. Listen to this. Now, that was
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: slightly overweight and had a bad skin and it needed braceist.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Now let's talk about diffic. The dude that you made
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: was fat, had bad ass skin, and ragged ass teeth. Really,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: that's whole package. Everything bound him was jacked up and
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: then shot. I was shy and didn't have any friends,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: so I was eager to have a boyfriend for the
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: first time. So this was your pick. You picked a
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: fat nerd with the bad skin and the ragged ass mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that ain't no reason to quit being shy.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have just stayed shine with hand no friends, because
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  Speaker 1: what I'm not gonna do is introduce him as it.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, everybody, I want to introduce you to somebody.
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  Speaker 1: He's a nerd, he's overweight, he got a lot of
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  Speaker 1: acne on his face. Uh, that ain't trash, but that's
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  Speaker 1: his skin. And when he opened his mouth, you're gonna
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: see a lot of different angles coming at you. So
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  Speaker 1: now this is my boyfriend? What what the reaction that
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  Speaker 1: they must have had? See? I would just stayed singing
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  Speaker 1: and shot, all right, let's move on. But he made
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  Speaker 1: you feel like a princess. But he had and how
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  Speaker 1: he gonna mistreat somebody with his fatter glass, This fatter
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  Speaker 1: glass man with this ragged ass mouth, then got a
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend to try to stop mistreating up like he like
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  Speaker 1: he got choices, like the options is just wide over,
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  Speaker 1: like he'd agreething he want to do. He lucky she
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  Speaker 1: even talking to his ass. All right, all those wonderful
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: thoughts he left her. Two of your spots coming up
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  Speaker 1: at twenty three minutes after the hours you're listening show.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: The subject hump day and Wednesdays are two different days.
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  Speaker 1: Now he is Wan was shy and didn't have friends,
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  Speaker 1: and so a man came along, and this is who
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  Speaker 1: she picked, her husband. They've been married twenty five years.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: They got four kids. Her husband big nerd. And the
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: word is big nerd because she was telling us right
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  Speaker 1: after that he was slightly overweight. So that's what made
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: him a big nerd. He was big nerd on both sides.
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  Speaker 1: He was very nerdy and large. Somehow he didn't look
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: at himself and just stop washing his face or using
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: cleanse or whatever. I don't know what it is. But
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: he had bad skin, and she didn't just say it
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: was on the face, just bad ski and everywhere. That's
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: because he was so big. He had stretched it and
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: stretched it so bad that his ski and had to
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: react some kind of way. I'm not taking that out
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  Speaker 1: the show. I don't care what y'all say. Don't start
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: in this me. In twenty twenty two about fat shan it,
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  Speaker 1: the lady wrote in No, the lady wrote in the letter,
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  Speaker 1: he is a big nerd and slightly overweight. You know
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  Speaker 1: that's being nice about it. Slight. You know, if your
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: ass is fat, don't matter if he's way overweight. What
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: are we talking about? Three hundred or three fifty? What is?
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  Speaker 1: Where is? Okay? I'm trying to go on, but you
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  Speaker 1: tried to. I saw Carlin in her zoom, lean in
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: like she was gonna say something. I'm putting a stop
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  Speaker 1: to this head. In twenty trump, don't don't write me
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: if you don't want the truth. And then she said
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: up and then he needed braces. Now hold up and
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: hedn't need a brace. Now you got teeth sitting up
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: in your head laying down, and you overweight and got
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: bad skin. I don't like when I'm talking to people
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: and one of their teeth is laying down. I don't
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: care for that, because now I got to see what
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: your way? Is he trying to chew? Is he talking?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: What is he doing? Okay? Now I was shy. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have any friends, so I was eager to have
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: a boyfriend for the first time. Then she said, he
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: made me feel like a princess. I would imagine so
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  Speaker 1: I can't imagine him being mistreating you in any kind
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: of way. Why would he hitting Nobody else wants it?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: And then she said, and after that, I've never been
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: with another man in my life. For hell, after you
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: had made this choice, why would you try this again?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: I've never been with another man in my life. If
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  Speaker 1: this was my first woman, I wouldn't have picked another
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  Speaker 1: one either. I understand a lot of people don't know
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: how to recover from mistakes. This was your first choice,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: and you decided I'm not going to try this. No,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: damn mode, some of our decisions can be that shock.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: We've been married for fifteen years. And then a woman
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: called my house and said she'd been dating my husband
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  Speaker 1: for six years, and she wanted me to know because
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: she knew I was a good, god fearing woman. She
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: told you that's why she called. She'd been sleeping with
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: your man for six years and said, I'm calling you
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: to tell you this because you're a good god fearing woman.
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  Speaker 1: Well who is she? Then? She didn't tell you who
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: she was? This you. She called you to break y'all up.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: That's what this phone call was about. I started to
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: feel so guilty because I stopped having sex with my
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  Speaker 1: husband after our last child, So I blame myself for
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: the cheat. Well, you didn't stop having sex with your
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: husband after the last child, because I think he finally
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: hit you because you didn't say that in these years
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: to head lost the weight, that he had stopped becoming.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: To Mary, you never even said he got bracest or
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: fixed his skin. I think one day after this last child,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: you looked at him and said, I'm just not doing this.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: I've just woke my ass up today and I'm not
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: doing him. No, damn, mother, ain't got nothing to do
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: with this last child or nothing. No, No, this was
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: just the last time, just the last time. I'm pulling
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: myself up, summoning the courage to do this with his fat,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: ragging and mouth ass sitting up in here with all
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: ease bumps and stuff on his skin. I'm not going
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: to do this no more, and then talking to me
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: as a nerd, all this comic con conversation. We have
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: old baby, you just Nutratron and me. What coma con
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: He don't even know how to talk dirty and bad proton,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: you know, Nutri Gena. You know I had no reason
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: to believe that he was. So we got together and
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: we talked to our pastor to fix our marriage. Okay,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: so you didn't have no reason believe he was cheating anymore.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: He became a model citizen after the fair. Fast forward
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: last November, I'm standing in the kitchen. My husband got
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: a text with Humpy with a happy Hofday message and
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: no one listed. I got the phone and text back,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: but it's Sunday. The reply was stopped playing I can't
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: wait to see you. I text Square and the reply
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: was the usual hump day spot. I took his phone upstairs,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: ask him what's the hump day spot? He grabbed my phone,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: examined the message and said somebody must have texted him
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: by mistake. My man boy. The only good thing he's
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: done in this damn for that, he changed his number,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: deleted all his social media. Na I hate Wednesdays because
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: I think he's using hump Day as a special code.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Is he still a Cheatah? First of all, lady, hump
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Day ain't no damn cold. If a woman text your
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: husband and say, you know it's hump Day, you really
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: think she told Marty Wensday. It doesn't sound get finished
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: with this letter. That ain't no damn special code. Well,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: you know, I was just you know, we're going over
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: this letter, this poone woman forty seventh Wait wait, wait,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: so hold up, hold that thought. We'll come back from
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: kirk three of hump Day and Wednesday or two different
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: days right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: You know sometimes occasionally you have so much to say,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: we can't get it all in in two parts. So
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: part three of today's Strawberry letter hump Day and Wednesday
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  Speaker 1: are different day. What? Well, you know, the lady that
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  Speaker 1: was had messed around and made the choice because she
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: was off, you know, shy, lonely person that had no friends,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: were eager to have a boyfriend and pick this dude, right,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: here over twenty five years ago. But he was a
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: big nerd, he was overweight, he had bracious and bad skiing.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: You know, just damn any good qualities. Why are we
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: even talking into the first place. So she sat, you know, yeah,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: he's smart at hell, and he made her feel like
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: a princess, which like poor, I mean, how could he not?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: And then you know, then she said, after that, I've
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: never been with another man in my life. I know,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: after that shocking has experience because you obviously know your
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: your picker is way off. She said, I'm not been
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: to pick another one because obviously I don't know how
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: to pick. Well, he went on it, he started cheating
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: on it and had an affair because she stopped having
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: sex with him after the fourth child. She never said
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: why she stopped having sex with him, but I knew,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: and she just said, there's enough for this here. I've
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: looked at this his fat, nerdy ass long enough with
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: this ragged ass mouthflaw is bad ass skins, and we're
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: just not doing this no more. I struggled for sool kid,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: I'd have later been had four kids. We're messing around
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: do this. I'm not having sex with you, no damn
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: more so for six years she didn't have sex with
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: his ass and was fine with it. Well, he went
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: and got him another girl on the side. Then they
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: went to counseling and got the marriage fixing. Then she's
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: sitting up one day and he left his phone downstairs
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: because he's stupid and you know, cheating, and when you cheating,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: you can't leave your phone. His stupid and left his
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: phone downstairs on the Sunday and text came in said
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: happy hump Day, and she replied only said, but it's Sunday.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: The reply will stop playing. I can't wait to see you.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: And then I text swar and the reply was the
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: usual hump day spot. She took his phone upstairs. He
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: denied it changed everything all that and then all this
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: is to social media. Then she said, was he using
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: hump day as a special code? Day? Is not a
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: special cold? That's just you stupid and he's stupid. Got
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: to hear somebody, if you got a hump day, that's
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: not a damn cold. That's the day we hump That's
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: what hump day mean. If you want to have all,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: you know, you gotta have something like happy Easter, you know,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: like you know he'll come Peter Cotton tell you know,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: hopping down the bunnet trail from hold the hole, stuff
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: like that. You got to have stuff like that. You
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: got to say something like this. You know you ready
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: for the last supper. You know these is cold words,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: just stuff for the last supper. You know you gotta
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: you gotta, you got a little stuff you can go.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Can't wait to Halloween. You know she probably make his
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: ass wear a mask too, because he got that bad
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: skin in the ragged ass. So she probably say happy
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Halloween because you know she even even the lady having
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: the fan making wear a mad We'll be back with
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: more what you should have did after that fourth baby,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: you're listening Morning show? All right, junior, it it's time
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: for sports talk. What you got all? I want to say?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Who let the dogs out? Big dog? About them dogs?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: The dogs? Let the dog out them? Damn dog? Here
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: we go. What do it mean to the state of Georgia?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it means to the state of Georgia,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: but that g yes the exact logo for my high
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: school in Clevellle Glenville to bloods of which is the
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: only thing I have a degree. What Yeah, Georgia logo
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: to j Yeah, it's really about Hey man, I had
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: my Glenville High School shot on one time, and you
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: know how firemen standing outside and they had an empty
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: booth and you drop money into the dope, donate to
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: the fire department. Right, I had my Glenville High School
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: shirt on in Atlanta. I pulled up, I rolled the
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: window down. I'm getting to do some money in the booth.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: He said, Oh go dog. I said, oh, what what
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: you know about that? Because now I ain't looking at
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: the shirt, I'm thinking he thinking talking about the queues.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think out what wi. I said, Hey man,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: what you know about that? I know a lot about it.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: That's where I went and scared me because I'm went
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: for me. You went to queue, you went to quete.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: You're a cute in the booth for a year. Was
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: because this has to be relatively new, because I'm being show.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: If you'd have found out, we would have anyway anyway.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Big ups to the bulldogs, Georgia bok Man. That's japions man.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Do you know what right now? I believe right now
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: that was about one hundred and eighty five fights last
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: night in Alabama after they lost their game. Yeah, boy,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: it was some fights broke out. Yeah. I just they
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: say roll tied, and you say roll your ass home.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a fight, right. I was happy for Georgia, man,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: because I mean they they played a heck of a
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: football game, them boys. Because when they lost the SEC
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: championship to Alabama, I think that Georgia played one of
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: the worst games they had played. Yeah, and so you know,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: you know, the oxmakers had Georgia favorite last night by three.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: And boy, let me tell you something. Everybody bit that one.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Old Vegas made all kinds of money because they went.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: You don't think Alabama gonna win, man, Vegas made so
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: much money. But whenever Vegas lays the odds down, man,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: you got to pay close attention because them boys ain't
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: They're not trying to let you win. No, you know, nah, man,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: they they did that for a reason. They knew something.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: First of all, Georgia played a much better game than
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: they played before. And then Alabama had two injuries to
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: their wide receiver. One dude didn't play another and got hurt.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: My lord, bad for that kid. But but them dudes, man,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: them dude, them Georgia boys. They was after the quarterback
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: this time, man, this game, they were bringing him down.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Tommy was so defensive. Man, you go in a halftime
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: this this is this is championship and it's nine to six. Yeah,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: well that's the first time ever touchdown hadn't been scored
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: in a national championship game. Never nine to six. And
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: I was cool with it because I was hoping. But
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: but they did good. And Nick Saban, who is the
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: greatest college coach of all times, no time. You got
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: to give it to him. Yeah. Yeah, his speech was
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: a good speech to a degree. I'm just still where
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: he was coming from, Like he felt bad for his
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: team and he wanted to congratulate from when THEFC championship,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: but he just said, we just didn't finish in the
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: fourth quarter like we supposed to it. I felt bad
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: for them. Well, really, Georgia whipped your ass, That's what
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: it was. You know. It's two different numbers in your hands,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: and two different came up. Bulldogs coach, Bulldogs coach. Yeah,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: he came up. Smarted him to just come on and
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: admit that you really got warm finish the post of
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: thirty three eighteen. Two different numbers they rolled the time back.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: That's what they did. They rolled it back. Go Bulldogs.
• 1:13:54
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• 1:13:56
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• 1:14:20
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• 1:16:00
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  Speaker 1: made that mistake before on goggling stake. Somebody you remember
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  Speaker 1: you Because when we was little, we didn't have money
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  Speaker 1: for bubble bath all the time, so we used to
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  Speaker 1: put detergent in the bath tub, whisk it around. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and uh I didn't you know, whisk it around, swish
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  Speaker 1: it up good enough? Yeah? Yeah, and that oxy doll
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  Speaker 1: had blue bleaching crystals in it. Well, I was a
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  Speaker 1: little boy. I didn't know, and I didn't risk off
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  Speaker 1: good and walking down the hall the next day and
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  Speaker 1: my ass thought burning. I didn't know what the hell
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  Speaker 1: was going on. And as I was walking and rubbing
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  Speaker 1: it together, I was melting in blue bleaching crystals. Further,
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  Speaker 1: he started bleaching my ass, You trail, you don't really
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  Speaker 1: know what's going on. But I got a full situation
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  Speaker 1: going on right now, my ass on file, because I
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  Speaker 1: got some melting detergent crystal. So that's why you'd rather
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  Speaker 1: gargle with a pickle juice brush with y'all can rerisk,
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  Speaker 1: but you get to walking, to walk around that detergent
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  Speaker 1: melting in your ass. And I'm telling you right now, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, would you rather be without your teeth for
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  Speaker 1: one week? Be or would you rather be without your
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  Speaker 1: you know what for one week? Teeth? Take them teeth?
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  Speaker 1: My bad, My bad, I changed the part. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: you can put it back, no damnage, no memory. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, I'm not gonna beble do that because first
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  Speaker 1: of all, I'm not gonna ever recover from you taking
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  Speaker 1: it all that why my ass is not gonna make Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because watching you put it in a zip lock and
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  Speaker 1: walk away too much. Oh no, I recover from that.
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  Speaker 1: It's no way. And the possibility that you could mix
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  Speaker 1: man up with somebody else, that's an issue for me.
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  Speaker 1: Now I got the wrong zip lock. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: but how do you think you're leaving this room with
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  Speaker 1: its bigger problem? This is not Rollo, this is not him.
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  Speaker 1: Be quiet. That's today's Brandon. Would you rather come up
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  Speaker 1: It's just like you on radio, but you're doing it
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  Speaker 1: in the courtroom now exactly. That's what I said. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. You know, like even all the TV
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  Speaker 1: exects were going, this just fits so many elements of
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  Speaker 1: your makeup as a person. I said, Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we're just amazed at how this came about. Well I
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  Speaker 1: thought of it, um, yeah, because I know me, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I just thought this would because this incredible. Though. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I love when they'd be talking to me. They trying
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  Speaker 1: to be cool. It is you know, it is what
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  Speaker 1: it is. I'll sounds strange. And what did they say
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  Speaker 1: when they hear you use that voice? Oh they don't.
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  Speaker 1: They don't never hear that. They don't know that. I
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  Speaker 1: turned the black volume up half when I'm talking the
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  Speaker 1: tour when you talk. Yeah, so it don't be no mistake.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like people to think I'm Suddain a certain
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  Speaker 1: other kind of way. No, this high am, this high talk,
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  Speaker 1: and here it is what y'all want. Y'all still won't
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  Speaker 1: hire me. Huh, you're saying huh in the mid Huh.
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  Speaker 1: I remember when you first done radio in La and uh,
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  Speaker 1: that was one of the first things you said, don't
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  Speaker 1: call the radio. This is me, this is how I talk.
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  Speaker 1: I'm country. Don't call up here. Huh. Then people was
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  Speaker 1: facting talking about why he's so country. You're wasting your
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  Speaker 1: paper because you know it wasn't if facting was big
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  Speaker 1: back then, y'all which paper on the floor. I don't
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  Speaker 1: read this no more. Don't call up here, don't call
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  Speaker 1: up here, don't talk to management and loving him ain't
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  Speaker 1: coming back. This is who I'm in. What he would
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  Speaker 1: say stuff like that, this is who I'm in radio
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  Speaker 1: on the radio, Junior, that was, but this he is?
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  Speaker 1: So what is we talking about? What's what's the confusion?
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  Speaker 1: You have heard me before, you just say another thing.
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  Speaker 1: None of them was gonna get on TV or the radio.
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  Speaker 1: That's all it. You've heard me before. You go, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in your black ass family somewhow know this? So
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: you stop all this. We don't know you know, everybody
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  Speaker 1: keenan them on Saturday Night Live that comedian got through
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  Speaker 1: Cambridge All I want to make you know Nick Cannon
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  Speaker 1: on his show talking about whatever when you get through
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  Speaker 1: this me yeah, yeah, yeah, you really want to be
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  Speaker 1: really you know, really all these people has imitating me
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  Speaker 1: and all this here. Really I really want to say,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I really want to have a little flex
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  Speaker 1: ass moment on him, But I don't, you know, go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and do what you want to do, you know, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but put all they damn cribs together. Hello, Now he
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  Speaker 1: ain't got mad? What is the world? I mean, you're
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  Speaker 1: you're really a testament to be yourself, to being yourself. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: m my first TV show, they got me, me and
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  Speaker 1: the boys. I'm doing these little lines. I wasn't comfortable
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: with doing these little line of little white writers wrote.
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  Speaker 1: Had a show finished number twenty one for the season,
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  Speaker 1: highest show ever on the history of ABC that got canceled.
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  Speaker 1: A show finished twenty one, highest rated new show of
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  Speaker 1: all shows on the air, And I got canceled anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I said, oh okay. Well, then the next show they
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  Speaker 1: gave me, I said, okay, I bet I don't be
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  Speaker 1: nobody else, no never, no more. I'm not reading the
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  Speaker 1: line I don't want to read. And then I wint
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  Speaker 1: got said it made a shout, you got double show,
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  Speaker 1: double dog. I got somebody that's fitting the whole sign
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: everything I do and add his own blackness. We're just
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: two black ass dudes on TV. One was a music instructor,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: other was a coaching and either one of us qualified
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: to be either one of them. Mister now Jude again,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: you're doing other stuff. How you gonna be a judge?
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me? Does he have a law degree? No? No, Mommy,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: your nephew can switch it up. He can be nephew Tommy.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: Then he could be Thomas Miles. You're always just Steve.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: The switch up is mo meat. That's dangerous, and that's
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: then you can You could keep pushing and you're just
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: gonna get more meat. So you you and then when
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: you switch up you All it is is met every
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: form on meat. That's all it is. Keep pushing. That's
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: why I came run for president, because in the debate,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: you're gonna mess around and meet the formal meet, the
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  Speaker 1: one that accumulated charges. That one, well that's cool though, yeah,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: but yeah, but that was the one where they said,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: we know you'll never be nothing. No, that's the one
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: that they used to tell me you'll never be nothing.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: That was the reason they were saying that. They weren't
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  Speaker 1: just throwing it out. It wasn't a threat. I had
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  Speaker 1: given them stuff to base it on. Actions you have
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