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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
- 0:05Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all at all, So.
- 0:12Speaker 4: Don't given them back a.
- 0:16Speaker 5: Million bus bussy. Yeah, listening to.
- 0:39Speaker 6: Joy Joy, you know you're gonna turn.
- 1:31Speaker 7: I can't.
- 1:40Speaker 6: I got to turn the mouth the turn you probably
- 1:43Speaker 6: got to turn mouth, turn the water the monica.
- 1:49Speaker 8: Look come.
- 1:58Speaker 9: Come out, you think, Uh huh, I sure will. Good
- 2:03Speaker 9: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on
- 2:07Speaker 9: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a
- 2:10Speaker 9: radio show.
- 2:11Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. I was working out.
- 2:17Speaker 9: I was talking to a buddy of mine, and I
- 2:21Speaker 9: was telling him something that Bishop td Jakes told me
- 2:24Speaker 9: one time. I heard him say it. He said, I
- 2:29Speaker 9: would hate to die and not do the thing that
- 2:34Speaker 9: I was born to do. I would hate to die
- 2:40Speaker 9: and not do the thing that I was born to do.
- 2:46Speaker 2: Man, oh man, oh man, man.
- 2:48Speaker 9: That hit me like a like a like a pile
- 2:51Speaker 9: of bricks man, because it made me feel so grateful
- 2:57Speaker 9: that God has allowed me.
- 3:00Speaker 2: To live my life this way now.
- 3:04Speaker 9: And I'm talking about grateful for all of it, the good,
- 3:08Speaker 9: the bad, and the ugly, and I have had all
- 3:13Speaker 9: of them. The person you see today, it ain't always
- 3:18Speaker 9: who I was. It was on the inside of me,
- 3:21Speaker 9: but it hadn't externalized itself, if that's a word. It
- 3:25Speaker 9: hadn't been bought out. It was in here, but it
- 3:28Speaker 9: was under development. Who I am today was a process.
- 3:34Speaker 9: But like I said before, don't trip. He ain't through
- 3:39Speaker 9: with me yet. Even today, I'm still an imperfect soldier
- 3:45Speaker 9: for Christ. Today. I still fall short oftentimes, but I'll
- 3:53Speaker 9: tell you what, I'm ever grateful for the life I have.
- 3:58Speaker 9: And you know what, I want to encourage everybody today
- 4:02Speaker 9: to explore your possibilities. I mean, man, explore your possibilities.
- 4:12Speaker 9: Why would you not want to find out, discover, or
- 4:18Speaker 9: know what it is God got for you? Why would
- 4:24Speaker 9: you not want to achieve or accomplish all of your possibilities? Now,
- 4:30Speaker 9: as I ask you this question, I want you to
- 4:33Speaker 9: know that the devil is busy, that he plays mind tricks.
- 4:37Speaker 9: So as you hear this, I already know he's saying
- 4:40Speaker 9: to some of y'all, Yeah, Steve, that's easy for you
- 4:43Speaker 9: to say, but I didne got myself in this situation
- 4:46Speaker 9: right here.
- 4:47Speaker 2: You ain't nothing too hard for God, nothing nothing. And see,
- 4:54Speaker 2: so as you listen to me, try to get your
- 4:58Speaker 2: mind open to this.
- 5:00Speaker 9: Why would you not want to explore all of your
- 5:03Speaker 9: life's possibilities, what's possible with your life? And I'm talking
- 5:08Speaker 9: about from right where you are right now. I'm not
- 5:12Speaker 9: asking you to change, I'm not asking you to do anything.
- 5:15Speaker 9: I'm telling you this is a fact that God can
- 5:19Speaker 9: get you from right where you are right now. Broken, misled, misguided, misunderstood, mistaken,
- 5:34Speaker 9: all of that, misfortunate, all of the missus you've been
- 5:39Speaker 9: talking about in your life.
- 5:41Speaker 8: You know you.
- 5:42Speaker 9: I missed the lottery, I missed my ride. They fired me.
- 5:46Speaker 9: I missed the deadline. I didn't get it. Miss people.
- 5:51Speaker 9: People just miss theay self to death. If you've been
- 5:55Speaker 9: all in missus, God can get you from right where
- 5:58Speaker 9: you are. God a home run hitter. I'm here to
- 6:02Speaker 9: tell you that he's a home run hitter. He's a
- 6:04Speaker 9: put him over the wall whenever he want to, all
- 6:07Speaker 9: the time. And you can be a recipient of some
- 6:09Speaker 9: of these home runs. He'll put the bat in your hand.
- 6:12Speaker 9: But you got to swing now, listen to me. You
- 6:15Speaker 9: got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You got to
- 6:18Speaker 9: stop holding yourself down with beating yourself up. He won't
- 6:22Speaker 9: hold you down about it if you don't hold yourself
- 6:25Speaker 9: down about it. But I'm gonna tell you one more time.
- 6:27Speaker 9: The devil is busy. So what the devil do is
- 6:30Speaker 9: He make you think you ain't worthy. He make you
- 6:33Speaker 9: think that you've done something so despicable that you can't
- 6:35Speaker 9: come back from it. He makes you feel like you
- 6:38Speaker 9: so low you can't go up high. He knock you
- 6:41Speaker 9: down and make you feel like you've been knocked down
- 6:43Speaker 9: hard than anybody else.
- 6:44Speaker 2: You can't get up.
- 6:45Speaker 9: He rolled you so deep down in that ditch you
- 6:47Speaker 9: can't see over the edge. God can come get you
- 6:51Speaker 9: from no matter where you are. I'm telling you, man,
- 6:55Speaker 9: you ain't in no hold too deep for God. Magic
- 6:59Speaker 9: Johnson to tell you that. Listen to me, you ain't
- 7:01Speaker 9: in no hole too deep for God. Steve Harvey can
- 7:04Speaker 9: tell you that you ain't in a hole too deep
- 7:06Speaker 9: for God. Tyler Perry can tell you that I can
- 7:11Speaker 9: name you some people. Bishop Jakes can tell you that.
- 7:13Speaker 9: I could tell you. Kenneth Olmah can tell you that.
- 7:16Speaker 9: Bishop Kenneth Om I could tell you some people. Kirk
- 7:18Speaker 9: Franklin can tell you that. Donnie Mcclerklin can tell you
- 7:21Speaker 9: that I just know some people personally man that then
- 7:24Speaker 9: been in a hole. Joel Oldstein can tell your body.
- 7:28Speaker 9: I know some people man been down, been in a
- 7:31Speaker 9: hole so deep.
- 7:32Speaker 2: I bet you. Paula Dean can tell you about it. See.
- 7:37Speaker 2: But you know what, then here we go see see
- 7:40Speaker 2: see you know, see.
- 7:43Speaker 9: We don't like to talk about that because now we
- 7:45Speaker 9: want everybody to pay extra hard for some mistakes they
- 7:48Speaker 9: made when clearly an excuse me for being a new Christian.
- 7:52Speaker 9: But there is a prayer that I've been saying since
- 7:54Speaker 9: I was a little bitty boy, and it took me
- 7:56Speaker 9: till I was a grown man to understand it. Forgive
- 7:58Speaker 9: us our trespass, as we forgive those who trust passed
- 8:02Speaker 9: against us. So see, it ain't my job to hold
- 8:05Speaker 9: nobody down, to keep my knee on somebody's neck.
- 8:09Speaker 2: Who am I? I'm gonna need some forgiveness in a
- 8:12Speaker 2: second here, probably today.
- 8:15Speaker 9: See so all this, you holding people down with the
- 8:18Speaker 9: way you feel inviout them, And she shouldn't have said this,
- 8:20Speaker 9: and she'll never get it. I'll never support this again. Man,
- 8:23Speaker 9: get up, get up and get real, you for real?
- 8:26Speaker 9: You think you ain't finnak need forgiveness real soon. You
- 8:29Speaker 9: ain't finna make a diabolical mistake in your life. You
- 8:32Speaker 9: don't think you are. I have thousands of them, probably
- 8:35Speaker 9: gonna make a few hundred more for I get up
- 8:37Speaker 9: out of here. So I've decided to be in a
- 8:40Speaker 9: forgiving business because I want God to forgive. My trust
- 8:45Speaker 9: passes as I forgive those who trustpass against me.
- 8:49Speaker 2: You understand. See excuse me for being a new Christian.
- 8:53Speaker 9: I get tired of talking to piston, to people man
- 8:57Speaker 9: supposed to be saved, and talking about dear Christians.
- 8:59Speaker 2: I don't want that time religion. Man, I ain't in
- 9:00Speaker 2: that no more. I ain't in that. You can call
- 9:02Speaker 2: me wrong if you want to say it how you
- 9:04Speaker 2: want to say.
- 9:05Speaker 9: I ain't in that no more. I ain't in all that.
- 9:07Speaker 9: You can feel how you want to feel about me.
- 9:08Speaker 9: But I got proof that God work in my life.
- 9:11Speaker 8: You know.
- 9:11Speaker 9: I can't hardly get it out sometime when people ask
- 9:14Speaker 9: me something about depot on the inside of me, about
- 9:17Speaker 9: my soul and how I used to be, and my
- 9:19Speaker 9: journey and my trip, because people don't know the trip
- 9:21Speaker 9: I've been on. You may have been on one worse
- 9:23Speaker 9: than me, but you know what you ain't in a
- 9:25Speaker 9: whole too deep. God can't get you out of and
- 9:28Speaker 9: I wish, I want, I want people to remember that man,
- 9:31Speaker 9: God is a redeemer, He the great I am. So
- 9:35Speaker 9: if you ain't got nothing, now what you asking for?
- 9:38Speaker 9: You know you might not have nothing because you ain't
- 9:40Speaker 9: asking for nothing. Quit asking God to get you out
- 9:43Speaker 9: of debt and ask God for a life of abundance.
- 9:46Speaker 9: Then you take the money and you get out of debt.
- 9:48Speaker 9: You keep asking to get out of debt. You keep
- 9:50Speaker 9: being in debt to get out of Come on, man,
- 9:52Speaker 9: what you asking God for? I'm just tripping today, that's all.
- 9:55Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I apologize.
- 9:57Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show?
- 10:02Speaker 11: Wake up, Wake up, wake up? Oh you know what
- 10:04Speaker 11: I heard?
- 10:05Speaker 7: It was Wednesday, Wednesday. It is Wednesday. Oh I said
- 10:09Speaker 7: it just right, dinner, It is Wednesday. Top of the morning,
- 10:12Speaker 7: Rise and shine. Give yourself that stretch that morning, Yonie,
- 10:15Speaker 7: sit on the edge of the bed, think the man,
- 10:17Speaker 7: and then you got to get up, get out and
- 10:19Speaker 7: get something. It is the Steve Harby Morning Show. Under
- 10:22Speaker 7: Steve's out on vacation and the crew is hold it down.
- 10:25Speaker 7: This is your boy, nephew, tire me, the one and
- 10:27Speaker 7: only and of course the beautiful ladies are here Shirley Strawberry,
- 10:30Speaker 7: call of Farrell and then the one and only baddest
- 10:33Speaker 7: plate cousin in the world kill Junior Boy at space.
- 10:36Speaker 11: We are here, top top top of them on what
- 10:39Speaker 11: do do?
- 10:39Speaker 8: What it do?
- 10:44Speaker 1: What's happening? Onday?
- 10:46Speaker 5: What's up? What's up?
- 10:48Speaker 7: Mississippi? Montica? M I S S I S s I
- 10:52Speaker 7: P p I Montica. That's Jackson my bad Ooh. I
- 10:57Speaker 7: couldn't spell that back in school.
- 10:59Speaker 12: Lord, but she didn't want to tell me you might hunt,
- 11:03Speaker 12: And when we were little made us learn it. She
- 11:05Speaker 12: made us learn it. And once we learned it, she
- 11:07Speaker 12: would always make us spell it to her. And every
- 11:09Speaker 12: time we got to the PP she would say, in
- 11:12Speaker 12: the bed right there, yeah, and she would always do,
- 11:18Speaker 12: come on, I'm not gonna do it this time. I
- 11:19Speaker 12: just want to make sure you got it. Every time
- 11:21Speaker 12: she would every time we get to the peep in
- 11:23Speaker 12: the bed, honty.
- 11:26Speaker 11: Hey, that's a good question. Have y'all started back being.
- 11:29Speaker 8: In the bed?
- 11:30Speaker 1: You know, no, never never consued at that age.
- 11:34Speaker 7: You know, you know we're a little older now, you know,
- 11:36Speaker 7: you know, you know, you revert back. You know, I'm
- 11:39Speaker 7: just asking y'all ain't started back. Yeah, y'all, I'm this
- 11:44Speaker 7: one one.
- 11:47Speaker 1: Yeah, you reverted, you reverted back.
- 11:49Speaker 13: You got plastic covers over your mattress.
- 11:53Speaker 11: What that plastic used to be grueling?
- 11:55Speaker 13: Yes, adult diapers.
- 12:04Speaker 11: You gotta take that off. You gotta clean that, and
- 12:06Speaker 11: you gotta put that back on.
- 12:08Speaker 13: All the bedding, everything because you cannot. But you're dreaming
- 12:13Speaker 13: that you're in the.
- 12:13Speaker 4: Bathroom, right, that's the problem. Yeah, that's the problem. Oh wow,
- 12:18Speaker 4: Yeah about your coworker.
- 12:20Speaker 7: You had never dreamed you was in the bathroom going,
- 12:24Speaker 7: So you got different kinds of dreams in your dream.
- 12:29Speaker 11: You don't stop the pee. You don't stop the pee
- 12:31Speaker 11: in your dream.
- 12:32Speaker 3: You know what, I don't think I remember even when
- 12:34Speaker 3: I was little, when I was pinty trained, I never
- 12:37Speaker 3: peed in the bed. My mother had this This old
- 12:40Speaker 3: lady in Chicago used to take care of him. My
- 12:42Speaker 3: mother said, whatever she did, she must have traumatized me
- 12:45Speaker 3: and beat my behind about poty training she had.
- 12:50Speaker 1: At four three four, my but was getting up in
- 12:54Speaker 1: the bathroom.
- 12:55Speaker 5: My mama said, you never.
- 12:58Speaker 14: In here.
- 13:01Speaker 5: My mom asked the woman, She said, what did you
- 13:05Speaker 5: she said she don't be in the bed. My mom
- 13:07Speaker 5: was like one.
- 13:10Speaker 1: All right, coming up.
- 13:12Speaker 13: In thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from
- 13:15Speaker 13: the nephew as he runs that prank back right after this.
- 13:18Speaker 13: You're listening.
- 13:20Speaker 10: Morning show, and it's.
- 13:22Speaker 1: Time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
- 13:25Speaker 10: What you got for his now?
- 13:26Speaker 14: Huh huh?
- 13:28Speaker 1: You heard me?
- 13:29Speaker 7: What you were what you're calling on me? Is it
- 13:32Speaker 7: time for stupid?
- 13:33Speaker 11: Is that what it's time for?
- 13:34Speaker 1: Always? Always in your world?
- 13:36Speaker 7: Yes, well, one of the greatest movies out there. But
- 13:40Speaker 7: this is the title little prank. The Postman Always Rings twice.
- 13:44Speaker 7: The Postman Always Rings twice? All right, all right, cat dog,
- 13:52Speaker 7: if you would.
- 13:54Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Carlos. My name Benny Man,
- 13:59Speaker 8: Benny Phipps. Hey you. I want to make sure I
- 14:02Speaker 8: got the right person. You You you work for a
- 14:03Speaker 8: post office, right, uh? Yeah, okay? Do you deliver mail
- 14:07Speaker 8: off a Murphy Road?
- 14:09Speaker 14: Uh sometime?
- 14:10Speaker 8: Yes, yes, okay, I live it. First of all, I
- 14:13Speaker 8: wanted to make sure I had the right postman. Now
- 14:16Speaker 8: it's been brought to my attention that there's a postman
- 14:19Speaker 8: that has been stopping by my house, and I'm what
- 14:22Speaker 8: I'm not understanding is why are you bringing mail to
- 14:25Speaker 8: my door the post to just putting mail in the
- 14:28Speaker 8: mailboxes on the street where everybody got their mailboxes at.
- 14:31Speaker 14: What do you say that again?
- 14:32Speaker 8: I live at Murphy Road, Murfey Road.
- 14:36Speaker 15: Yeah, I deliver over there. But you say delivering package
- 14:41Speaker 15: at your house?
- 14:42Speaker 8: No, I said, you've been bringing mail to my house
- 14:45Speaker 8: and the polls. Here's what I'm trying to tell you, Carlos.
- 14:48Speaker 8: My wife is at home all day, she don't work.
- 14:51Speaker 8: And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on
- 14:54Speaker 8: more than one occasion, on a on a daily basis.
- 14:56Speaker 8: You coming by there two three times, you know. But
- 14:59Speaker 8: what I'm gonna saying, there ain't no male being brought
- 15:01Speaker 8: over that. I'm trying to figure out what are you
- 15:03Speaker 8: doing at my house? Now?
- 15:05Speaker 16: What? What? What?
- 15:06Speaker 8: Really? Hadn't been brought all this to a head because
- 15:08Speaker 8: you already know what's going on, Let me go on,
- 15:10Speaker 8: let you know that call over. I do know what's
- 15:12Speaker 8: going on. I picked up the clothes from the cleaners
- 15:15Speaker 8: this morning, and to my attention, it's a man's post
- 15:18Speaker 8: office shirt in my package. What color was it? It's blue?
- 15:22Speaker 8: Light blue.
- 15:23Speaker 14: I got blue.
- 15:24Speaker 8: Okay, Well explain this to me. How your shirt getting
- 15:28Speaker 8: my house? Do you have my name on it?
- 15:30Speaker 14: Because that could be anybody's shirt.
- 15:32Speaker 8: Okay, So so hold on. What you're trying to say
- 15:35Speaker 8: is some it's more postman stopping by my house?
- 15:37Speaker 15: Yeh man sometimes sometime, you know, we do have different
- 15:41Speaker 15: guys in that in that neighborhood, you know, Because.
- 15:44Speaker 8: Here's my problem, man, My problem is this is that
- 15:46Speaker 8: my wife is at home all day every day. And
- 15:49Speaker 8: my understanding is is that you stopping body bringing more.
- 15:53Speaker 15: First of all, about you can call you can call
- 15:56Speaker 15: it one of eight hundred numbers, because how did you
- 15:59Speaker 15: get my number?
- 15:59Speaker 16: Do that?
- 16:00Speaker 8: I don't worry about that. I find ways. How you
- 16:03Speaker 8: how you get my address? That you stopping by that
- 16:05Speaker 8: every morning?
- 16:07Speaker 15: I just deliver what they give me to deliver, and
- 16:09Speaker 15: do I put the middle in a box and lift
- 16:11Speaker 15: of the package.
- 16:12Speaker 14: I don't get out.
- 16:13Speaker 8: Excuse me, I don't do that.
- 16:15Speaker 16: That wasn't me, dude.
- 16:17Speaker 8: I just know you're clean us this morning and pick
- 16:19Speaker 8: up clothes. And it is a post office shirt in
- 16:22Speaker 8: there that belonged ever then that belonged to a man.
- 16:24Speaker 8: That's got to be. It must be yours.
- 16:27Speaker 14: That's none of mine. Man, that's not mine.
- 16:28Speaker 8: I have all mine. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you
- 16:31Speaker 8: what this is. We're gonna do, Carlos to calose, see what.
- 16:33Speaker 8: Let me tell you something. I know you're lying, see
- 16:35Speaker 8: and what you're doing is you're delivering more than mail
- 16:38Speaker 8: at my house. And I know it. Calos, you understand me,
- 16:41Speaker 8: So listen.
- 16:41Speaker 16: Not me.
- 16:42Speaker 8: Ascuse me. That's not me.
- 16:44Speaker 16: It can't be mean.
- 16:44Speaker 8: Let me let me tell you something. When you come
- 16:46Speaker 8: on Murphy Road tomorrow, okay, I'm gonna be out there
- 16:50Speaker 8: at them at the mailboxes, waiting on you for what?
- 16:55Speaker 8: For what? Me and you gonna have this problem that
- 16:58Speaker 8: we got tomorrow morning when you bring in the mail.
- 17:00Speaker 8: So when you bring the mail, bring your too, Okay, Carlos.
- 17:04Speaker 14: All of them ain't threatening me.
- 17:07Speaker 8: I'm telling you, when you bring the mail, bring your two.
- 17:10Speaker 14: Jude, Dude, I didn't come at you like that. You
- 17:12Speaker 14: ain't gotta come to me like that.
- 17:14Speaker 8: Dude. Hey man, you came up in my house and
- 17:16Speaker 8: I know you said off my shirt in my house.
- 17:20Speaker 14: Dude, that was not me. I don't know where you live.
- 17:22Speaker 14: I don't know who the you are, but you threatened me.
- 17:25Speaker 8: Dude, dude, Hey man, I'll see you in the morning
- 17:28Speaker 8: at the mailbox. Bring your carlos.
- 17:30Speaker 14: I'm off tomorrow, but I would come to your house.
- 17:32Speaker 14: We're playing clothes on and whoop yo?
- 17:34Speaker 8: What you say you work for me? Hey?
- 17:37Speaker 14: This oh where you met running roads.
- 17:40Speaker 8: I won't team perfect roads. Bring your because what you're
- 17:43Speaker 8: not gonna keep doing is running up in my house
- 17:45Speaker 8: while I'm out at work trying to earn a living
- 17:47Speaker 8: for my family, and you up in my house laying
- 17:49Speaker 8: up and you're leaving your clothes. I found some mason there.
- 17:52Speaker 8: I guess that's what you use when you spray on
- 17:54Speaker 8: them dogs. I found that too.
- 17:56Speaker 14: I'm gonna bring some extra mates. I'm gonna spray up
- 17:59Speaker 14: with that.
- 17:59Speaker 8: Mate.
- 18:00Speaker 14: I will knock you out for this, I said.
- 18:03Speaker 8: I'm gonna be rut of intim waiting.
- 18:04Speaker 14: Car I can't wait till tomorrow and shoot me. This
- 18:07Speaker 14: is I told you I wasn't the one. But if
- 18:10Speaker 14: you want to put me thrown for real, okay, cool,
- 18:14Speaker 14: I'll give off when I see your office.
- 18:17Speaker 8: When I see you tomorrow.
- 18:19Speaker 14: It's old. It's whatever hey, you're sending to me all
- 18:22Speaker 14: that I'll tell you what. I will come over there
- 18:25Speaker 14: as some playing closing with you, because you're not gonna
- 18:27Speaker 14: make me lose my job, dog job.
- 18:29Speaker 8: But whatever it's got to be. I don't care if
- 18:31Speaker 8: you if you're in the post office, you the farm.
- 18:33Speaker 8: I don't give a damn of you in your pajamas, Carlos.
- 18:35Speaker 8: But when you come to that mailbox and I find
- 18:38Speaker 8: you out there by the mailboxes, that show man. Because
- 18:40Speaker 8: I know you've been in my house, Carlos.
- 18:42Speaker 14: I'm telling you I'm there.
- 18:43Speaker 8: Okay, so be it there, so be it. I got
- 18:46Speaker 8: I got one more thing else I want to tell
- 18:48Speaker 8: you when you before you get.
- 18:49Speaker 14: There, tell me what you know I recall me.
- 18:52Speaker 8: Is you listening to me?
- 18:53Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 18:54Speaker 8: That his nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 18:57Speaker 8: You just got pranked by your coworker.
- 19:00Speaker 16: You You.
- 19:04Speaker 14: Ain't just.
- 19:10Speaker 8: From my Rods collars. You all right?
- 19:12Speaker 16: Man?
- 19:13Speaker 14: Ah dude. I'm driving put over to Sade of the road.
- 19:19Speaker 14: I'm hanging out the truck. I'm about to go, Cray.
- 19:21Speaker 14: I don't want my way to your house right now.
- 19:24Speaker 14: Put on my way to your house.
- 19:25Speaker 8: I took God for work, Damn, I forget oh man,
- 19:31Speaker 8: I got one more thing to ask you, man, what
- 19:33Speaker 8: is what is the baddest radio show in the land.
- 19:37Speaker 15: Steve Harvey Morning Radio Show, no doubt all the way.
- 19:43Speaker 14: You have it?
- 19:44Speaker 8: What what what what?
- 19:46Speaker 14: What?
- 19:47Speaker 10: You know what when you know it?
- 19:50Speaker 7: Let's let's take time right now to give it up
- 19:52Speaker 7: to all of the postal workers out there. Man, arriste
- 19:58Speaker 7: ups fi and get some act conditioners and all them
- 20:01Speaker 7: be hippos, okay, every last one of them. It's too
- 20:05Speaker 7: hot out there, people working hard. Man, give it up
- 20:09Speaker 7: all the postal workers out there because they doing it. Man,
- 20:13Speaker 7: if I was y'all postal work, y'all wouldn't get none
- 20:15Speaker 7: of y'all meal hot like this.
- 20:16Speaker 15: Here.
- 20:17Speaker 7: The whole bag is at the end of the street.
- 20:19Speaker 7: Y'all go in there and look and see if y'all down.
- 20:21Speaker 1: There all right? Thank you.
- 20:25Speaker 12: Coming up next it is as the ridd you're listening
- 20:29Speaker 12: morning show coming up at the top of the hour
- 20:32Speaker 12: and entertainment news. Brace yourselfs guys, there's a Magic City
- 20:37Speaker 12: docuseries coming out soon.
- 20:41Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on.
- 20:42Speaker 7: They don't have no footage or nothing though. Do rewinded,
- 20:49Speaker 7: Hey man, you better stop this all They rewinding take.
- 20:55Speaker 5: Like the freak nick people. Are you nervous?
- 20:58Speaker 11: Yeah, you're always just eating wings. That's all I was.
- 21:03Speaker 1: That's why you went That's why you went there, all right?
- 21:05Speaker 12: And then Drake is fining two hundred and thirty thousand
- 21:08Speaker 12: dollars for going past the curfew at his recent Detroit concert,
- 21:12Speaker 12: and Kiki Palmer turned her recent drama into dollars with
- 21:15Speaker 12: two new T shirts. We'll talk about it at the
- 21:18Speaker 12: top of the hour, but right now it is time
- 21:20Speaker 12: to ask the riddlelo the ready love Officer.
- 21:22Speaker 13: Nephew, Tommy and Junior.
- 21:24Speaker 8: Here we go.
- 21:25Speaker 12: Sandra in College Park says, I'm fifty seven years old
- 21:29Speaker 12: and my boyfriend is forty nine and ready to settle down.
- 21:32Speaker 12: I've been married three times, so I'm ready to have
- 21:35Speaker 12: fun and have a few threesomes with him. Why is
- 21:38Speaker 12: he so dead set on settling down instead of enjoying
- 21:41Speaker 12: life a little bit?
- 21:42Speaker 7: First a minute, Wait a minute, it's a lot in
- 21:46Speaker 7: this right here. First of all, have you told him
- 21:49Speaker 7: about the threesomes? We had this discussion. Surely he's not
- 21:53Speaker 7: passing on this. I'm not being really old right now,
- 21:56Speaker 7: riddle old. I'm just I'm just asking as a.
- 21:59Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd been the nothing.
- 22:01Speaker 8: What are you being?
- 22:03Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 22:04Speaker 11: So we have these do we have these email addresses of.
- 22:15Speaker 8: Junior?
- 22:15Speaker 5: What you got?
- 22:17Speaker 8: I don't know this?
- 22:18Speaker 1: Like my AINTI fifty seven? I can't think about that threesomes.
- 22:24Speaker 13: Yeah, she wants to have a little fun and have something.
- 22:26Speaker 1: That's what she said. Yeah, w whe he.
- 22:32Speaker 17: What's my sid My ain'tie? My anti is now I'm
- 22:34Speaker 17: thinking about fifty seven, you said, I think my ani
- 22:36Speaker 17: just I just.
- 22:37Speaker 8: Thought my hend.
- 22:37Speaker 1: You don't want to think having three nights, Yeah, that's
- 22:41Speaker 1: not I can't.
- 22:43Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 22:43Speaker 11: We think can't.
- 22:45Speaker 1: No three man and Peter the one.
- 22:48Speaker 13: I think about it, just like we don't want to
- 22:51Speaker 13: think about our parents doing it.
- 22:53Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 22:54Speaker 13: So what's your advice to Sandra in College Park?
- 22:57Speaker 7: What?
- 22:58Speaker 17: Well, y'all go ahead and do the threesome. It's going
- 23:00Speaker 17: if you can find somebody else.
- 23:02Speaker 14: I don't know.
- 23:03Speaker 13: She wants to, he doesn't. He wants to settle down.
- 23:06Speaker 7: He's found a good man and she wants to play
- 23:09Speaker 7: with him, and she at the end of the day,
- 23:11Speaker 7: that's what's gonna happen. You can find yourself a good
- 23:14Speaker 7: man and now you want to go out and get
- 23:15Speaker 7: freaking Dicky. And guess what right after freaking Dicky, trust me,
- 23:19Speaker 7: we done, which we ain't done with you, but we
- 23:22Speaker 7: ain't married. After the freaking Dicky, I'm letting you know,
- 23:25Speaker 7: all right.
- 23:26Speaker 12: Moving on to Masie and sagon On, Mazie says, I'm
- 23:28Speaker 12: a high school basketball coach and when I go to work,
- 23:31Speaker 12: I'm in sweats. My new boyfriend prefers that I coach
- 23:34Speaker 12: in sweatpants instead of shorts because I have a big behind.
- 23:38Speaker 12: He is a teacher at the school, so her question
- 23:42Speaker 12: is do I cater to him or do I dress
- 23:44Speaker 12: like I want to.
- 23:45Speaker 7: You got to be comfortable while you at work, and
- 23:47Speaker 7: if that means your butt need to be out, then
- 23:49Speaker 7: your butt need to be out. Whatever whatever it takes
- 23:51Speaker 7: for you to be comfortable. Now, we ain't gonna be
- 23:53Speaker 7: up in the sweat. It's too hot for these sweats
- 23:55Speaker 7: right now. Of course, when when schools start back, it's
- 23:58Speaker 7: still gonna be a little hot. So hey, let that listen.
- 24:02Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. These kids need to see
- 24:04Speaker 7: what they're gonna grow into.
- 24:05Speaker 11: They need to see that.
- 24:07Speaker 7: Okay, you can't cover all that up of these little boys.
- 24:10Speaker 7: These little boys need to do They need to get educated.
- 24:12Speaker 7: They need to see that back there. Okay, I understand
- 24:15Speaker 7: you got a big old, buddy, and when we was
- 24:17Speaker 7: young and we was in school, we needed to see that. Okay,
- 24:21Speaker 7: can't helps you grow up and be a man?
- 24:24Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right there, Mason got a big old but.
- 24:34Speaker 5: You have you been?
- 24:36Speaker 11: I can't wait to take PG with Coach Judy Boody.
- 24:41Speaker 8: All right.
- 24:41Speaker 12: Moving on to Jamie in uh Indianapolis. Jamie says, my
- 24:45Speaker 12: boyfriend and I are compatible in most ways, but we
- 24:49Speaker 12: bump heads in the bedroom. I mean literally, Uh, he
- 24:53Speaker 12: has head, but it means several times and I'm scared
- 24:56Speaker 12: he might knock me out one day.
- 24:58Speaker 13: Why can't he keep his head from king during sex?
- 25:02Speaker 7: Well, there, listen, y'all need to practice and discuss which
- 25:08Speaker 7: way your head gonna go so we can get this understood. Yes,
- 25:12Speaker 7: I'm gonna go I almost. I'm gonna move my head
- 25:15Speaker 7: to the left. You move yours to the right. Let's
- 25:17Speaker 7: try not to bump heads to each other because in
- 25:19Speaker 7: a minute, when it's when it gets a little bit
- 25:21Speaker 7: more aggressive, somebody gona knock somebody the hell out. Sonna,
- 25:26Speaker 7: it's gonna help, But that's when it's good though.
- 25:28Speaker 1: We get knocked out, you get knocked down.
- 25:31Speaker 11: You're getting knocked.
- 25:34Speaker 1: When you let me tell you something.
- 25:35Speaker 11: You leave the bedroom with.
- 25:36Speaker 7: When you leave the bedroom with a bandage around your head,
- 25:39Speaker 7: that's when you know it's good.
- 25:42Speaker 1: You got an ice pack up there? Ye boy, looking
- 25:47Speaker 1: at did that.
- 25:48Speaker 7: And got that age band and wrapped around boy, that's
- 25:51Speaker 7: when it's good.
- 25:53Speaker 13: Needs a helmet, yeah, helmet works, That will work.
- 25:58Speaker 8: I like that.
- 25:58Speaker 7: Callor too helmets and be doing it on Sunday, doing
- 26:03Speaker 7: the game. I like that football.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Don't look like Yeah, I am not mad that.
- 26:13Speaker 17: I mean if one thing about it, though, is they're
- 26:16Speaker 17: doing a lot of eye locking in this room. In
- 26:18Speaker 17: here you that's only you're gonna bump head because y'all
- 26:21Speaker 17: keep leaving each other in the eyes. Somebody need to
- 26:23Speaker 17: turn their head the other way because you you're gonna
- 26:25Speaker 17: keep knocking somebody out.
- 26:26Speaker 1: But it's good sex. So if you get knocked out,
- 26:28Speaker 1: I'm with you.
- 26:28Speaker 13: Trying You don't think they should look at each other
- 26:33Speaker 13: in the eyes.
- 26:33Speaker 1: Surely you have some good trying to.
- 26:36Speaker 11: You're trying to make love now, not.
- 26:41Speaker 17: Doing all that you gotta not and gotta make a
- 26:44Speaker 17: doctor's appointment after the sex.
- 26:46Speaker 1: That's some good sex there. We gotta go see your doctor.
- 26:48Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's good. Not on your head, Yeah you
- 26:52Speaker 1: got that.
- 26:53Speaker 11: Gonna see that's what happened here.
- 26:56Speaker 1: Yeah, you ain't explain that.
- 26:58Speaker 13: You stupid, all right?
- 27:01Speaker 12: Tanya, Tanya, this is the last one, guys, last one.
- 27:04Speaker 12: Tanya in Newark says, my husband and I allowed his
- 27:07Speaker 12: sister to stay in our basement for three months. It's
- 27:10Speaker 12: been three months and she's ated a small fridge, a
- 27:13Speaker 12: hot plate, and a microwave to the basement. Since my
- 27:17Speaker 12: husband won't confront her about leaving, how should.
- 27:20Speaker 14: I do it?
- 27:22Speaker 13: She wants her out, She wants her sister in law out.
- 27:24Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't understand. You don't understand your husband going
- 27:27Speaker 7: down there in the basement. You just don't realize it, don't.
- 27:30Speaker 7: You don't realize it. He's been going down there there,
- 27:32Speaker 7: but he'dne bought all that stuff for her down there.
- 27:34Speaker 7: You don't realize it for his sister.
- 27:37Speaker 11: I thought it was.
- 27:41Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, wait a minute, now.
- 27:46Speaker 13: I'm sorry, all right, Take two. I'm going to read
- 27:53Speaker 13: it to you again.
- 27:54Speaker 11: Now.
- 27:55Speaker 12: My husband and I allowed his sister to stay in
- 27:58Speaker 12: our basement for three months. Been three months and she's
- 28:01Speaker 12: out of a small fridge, a hot plate, and a
- 28:03Speaker 12: microwave to the basement. Since my husband won't confront her
- 28:05Speaker 12: about leaving, how should I do it?
- 28:07Speaker 7: So she wants to know you as you need to
- 28:09Speaker 7: ask your sister, like, winning the hell did you getting
- 28:11Speaker 7: out of here with all this furniture?
- 28:12Speaker 11: That's what you need to do.
- 28:14Speaker 7: Then you must be saving up all this stuff for
- 28:16Speaker 7: your for your apartment. When did you leave?
- 28:18Speaker 8: When?
- 28:18Speaker 11: When? When did your date? When? Is that you got
- 28:20Speaker 11: to because you're.
- 28:21Speaker 7: Gonna look up and they're gonna be bringing in a
- 28:23Speaker 7: bed and a couch.
- 28:24Speaker 12: And do Yeah, it's gonna be looking nicer in the
- 28:28Speaker 12: house upstairs.
- 28:30Speaker 17: You got to go down there and repossess all that
- 28:32Speaker 17: stuff just down there, that hot plate, that microwave, and
- 28:34Speaker 17: that fridge.
- 28:34Speaker 1: You got to start repressing stuff.
- 28:36Speaker 17: Just start unplugging stuff and taking it back upstairs and
- 28:38Speaker 17: walking ap Just don't.
- 28:39Speaker 12: Plug all right, guys, thank you? Coming up next, it
- 28:44Speaker 12: is entertainment news right after this.
- 28:47Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.
- 28:52Speaker 1: Well, guys.
- 28:52Speaker 12: Magic City Strip Club has been one of Atlanta's main
- 28:55Speaker 12: attractions for nearly forty years now, and finally, fans of
- 28:59Speaker 12: the City, as it is lovingly called, we'll get to
- 29:03Speaker 12: know the.
- 29:03Speaker 13: True history behind it.
- 29:05Speaker 12: There's a three part docuseries in the works, and it's
- 29:09Speaker 12: called Magic City, an American Fantasy. It showcases the club's founder, Michael,
- 29:14Speaker 12: mister Magic Barney, and the women behind the Magic City's mystique.
- 29:18Speaker 12: Over the years, Magic City has evolved into an internationally
- 29:22Speaker 12: recognized destination in the South and for Atlantans, it's the
- 29:26Speaker 12: place where celebrities, politicians, and locals all come together. There
- 29:31Speaker 12: is no release date set for the documentary, but we
- 29:35Speaker 12: will be on the lookout for it, and of course
- 29:37Speaker 12: we will let you know.
- 29:38Speaker 7: Yeah, but we but we better not be on there
- 29:44Speaker 7: the bet no VHS tape back there. I'm just telling y'all,
- 29:48Speaker 7: y'all bet not be running that.
- 29:49Speaker 1: I think were good. I'm just going to cover to
- 29:51Speaker 1: women in the owner. I think we do okay, So.
- 29:54Speaker 14: You know.
- 29:56Speaker 11: They're doing that freak mixt up. Then we got an
- 29:58Speaker 11: issue over here.
- 29:59Speaker 1: Now what you're a little nervous.
- 30:02Speaker 13: Yeah, they're gonna probably.
- 30:05Speaker 11: All I'm a lot nervous.
- 30:08Speaker 5: Oh we are, So you about to sue you hold.
- 30:14Speaker 7: Yes and let her quick and let her need to
- 30:16Speaker 7: do something else quick. Coming out with these stories about y'all,
- 30:19Speaker 7: uh and these documentary y'all gotta found something else to do.
- 30:25Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Jermaine dupri y'all need to make an album
- 30:28Speaker 7: or something. Find something else to do. We come down
- 30:31Speaker 7: there to release our tension. We don't come down there
- 30:34Speaker 7: to get taped and and and documentarized.
- 30:38Speaker 13: You want to eat wings, to go eat the wings,
- 30:42Speaker 13: but and then what are you nervously?
- 30:44Speaker 11: I'm eating them in front of the pole. I'm eating
- 30:46Speaker 11: them in front of the pool. Okay.
- 30:50Speaker 13: And a woman, a woman just happens to be on
- 30:53Speaker 13: the ball.
- 30:54Speaker 7: Yes, and it'd be three of morning at one time,
- 30:57Speaker 7: Lord him Mercy and I have made it rain about
- 31:02Speaker 7: six thousand dollars. I know I should not let I
- 31:06Speaker 7: cannot let Jack can see me making it rain up
- 31:08Speaker 7: in that.
- 31:10Speaker 5: I'm just storm.
- 31:11Speaker 1: That's that's a purse.
- 31:14Speaker 11: That's a purse.
- 31:15Speaker 1: And I didn't know he was doing all that. Tea goodness,
- 31:17Speaker 1: bro here.
- 31:19Speaker 13: You don't have a Magic City story.
- 31:21Speaker 1: I have plenty of good You're going no.
- 31:23Speaker 17: I first went to Medic City when I was doing place,
- 31:25Speaker 17: and they took me in there and it was amazing.
- 31:27Speaker 1: The wings were so good.
- 31:31Speaker 13: Look at this, now, tell me ate his wings in
- 31:34Speaker 13: front of the pole.
- 31:34Speaker 1: Just so happened.
- 31:35Speaker 13: He said, would you eat your wings in the VIP?
- 31:39Speaker 5: Are you a very important person? The very person?
- 31:42Speaker 11: And it's and it's a poll in there too.
- 31:45Speaker 1: It's a nice pole in a Coveany make these poles.
- 31:48Speaker 17: It's a really good company that make these.
- 31:52Speaker 1: All that will be in the documentary.
- 31:54Speaker 5: I'm sure you will you know the company that made
- 31:58Speaker 5: the pole.
- 31:59Speaker 17: Yeah, these poles are locked in the everywhere in the
- 32:04Speaker 17: structure of yes for all of that.
- 32:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 32:07Speaker 7: Yeah, they have a whole section on things you can
- 32:11Speaker 7: do with brass. That's it, a whole section, all right.
- 32:15Speaker 12: So again we'll be on the lookout for it. We'll
- 32:17Speaker 12: let you know when the document series will drop. And
- 32:20Speaker 12: other news, Drake ended up paying about two hundred and
- 32:24Speaker 12: thirty thousand dollars in fines for exceeding the curfew of
- 32:27Speaker 12: the concert venue where he performed. It's his All a
- 32:31Speaker 12: Blur tour. It's It's All a Blur. That's the name
- 32:34Speaker 12: of his tour. It was in Detroit over the weekend
- 32:36Speaker 12: and the venue I keep it Blurlure. It's blur, Yeah,
- 32:39Speaker 12: it was, It's all a Blur. I know what's blur.
- 32:43Speaker 1: It was all a blur, all the blur.
- 32:46Speaker 13: All right, it's all a blur.
- 32:47Speaker 12: Tour within Detroit over the weekend, and the venue has
- 32:51Speaker 12: a strict curfew. Okay, but Drake wasn't finished with the show,
- 32:55Speaker 12: so he told the audience it's a ten it's ten
- 32:58Speaker 12: thousand dollars a minute to stay in. This building has curfew.
- 33:01Speaker 12: Drake being Drake, said, I don't give a blank, We're
- 33:06Speaker 12: doing this whole song.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Let's go.
- 33:08Speaker 12: The show reportedly ran twenty three minutes past curfew, and
- 33:11Speaker 12: Drake was fine, Like I said, two hundred and thirty
- 33:13Speaker 12: thousand dollars.
- 33:15Speaker 13: Yes, you got that, Drake money baby.
- 33:17Speaker 7: Yes, do you know what Tommy would stop in the
- 33:21Speaker 7: middle of a joke and got these people out this day?
- 33:24Speaker 11: That will y'all had my question?
- 33:25Speaker 1: Yeah, would you do it?
- 33:27Speaker 7: Yes, go, We're gonna finish this joke outside. But I
- 33:30Speaker 7: need everybody to get the move towards the exit. Though
- 33:33Speaker 7: I can't, I can't I take it that time. He
- 33:36Speaker 7: in a minute, I promise you, In that minute, I'm
- 33:39Speaker 7: getting 'all out of there in thirty seconds.
- 33:40Speaker 11: I sweat to y'all, No, what JR.
- 33:43Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. I can't even see how I'm
- 33:45Speaker 1: gonna be funny with this joke. This joke ain't gonna
- 33:49Speaker 1: be funning. Good Night, No, no, no, we gotta go.
- 33:52Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here.
- 33:54Speaker 11: I don't care.
- 33:54Speaker 1: I don't care if it was about whoever I'm telling you.
- 33:57Speaker 1: And you know what, another thing. Good Night's in mid joke.
- 34:01Speaker 17: Yes, we was running down the street and everybody the
- 34:04Speaker 17: good night house houselights.
- 34:07Speaker 7: Yeah, nothing, nothing, none of that, none of that. We
- 34:12Speaker 7: go email, y'all arrested this joke.
- 34:14Speaker 1: Okay, you dropped the mic? Yeah, turn them to see
- 34:18Speaker 1: how morning to show. I'll finish it there.
- 34:21Speaker 8: I like that.
- 34:22Speaker 1: I love that one.
- 34:24Speaker 10: Yeah all right.
- 34:26Speaker 12: Finally, Keiki Palmer has turned her recent drama into dollars
- 34:29Speaker 12: with her new I'm a Mother met merchandise. The shirts,
- 34:32Speaker 12: of course, are a spin off of her boyfriend's tweet
- 34:34Speaker 12: after she posted a video at the Usher concert.
- 34:37Speaker 1: We all remember that video.
- 34:38Speaker 12: Kicky posted a cute video on Instagram singing to her
- 34:41Speaker 12: newborn son, and she teased her new two shirt her
- 34:44Speaker 12: new t shirts she has coming out. She has I'm
- 34:48Speaker 12: a Mother Tea and I'm a I'm Stevie to the BS.
- 34:52Speaker 10: You know what that means.
- 34:52Speaker 1: I'm Stevie to the BS. I'm blind, Yeah, I'm blind.
- 34:56Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 34:57Speaker 12: Yeah, Steve, Yeah, I'm stevee uh huh uh. They're on
- 35:00Speaker 12: sale now. And Kiki, Hey, she made lemons out of lemonade,
- 35:06Speaker 12: out of lemons.
- 35:06Speaker 1: That's what she did.
- 35:07Speaker 7: Her baby daddy need to make a shirt to say,
- 35:09Speaker 7: put some dawn clothes on.
- 35:11Speaker 13: You know what I'm saying, You're still with the daddy
- 35:14Speaker 13: on that one.
- 35:15Speaker 11: Nephew, right, I'm with the daddy. I'm saying.
- 35:17Speaker 6: What else?
- 35:19Speaker 1: What about Russell Wilson?
- 35:20Speaker 5: Is Sierra? He had no problems when she Remember Cierra.
- 35:25Speaker 11: Russ I'm running thudding over there.
- 35:27Speaker 13: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour. Have you
- 35:29Speaker 13: heard of the newest social media app, Threads. We'll talk
- 35:32Speaker 13: about it right after this.
- 35:34Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning show.
- 35:37Speaker 12: Well, this week, Meta, the parent company of Facebook and Instagram,
- 35:41Speaker 12: released Threads as a competitor to Twitter.
- 35:44Speaker 13: In the last few days, more than seventy million.
- 35:47Speaker 12: Seventy million users joined Threads, and it's easy to join
- 35:51Speaker 12: because you can set up Threads using your Instagram account,
- 35:54Speaker 12: rather than having to create a new username, a new
- 35:57Speaker 12: password and profile photo. Threads looks a lot like Twitter,
- 36:02Speaker 12: and it offers many of the same features as Twitter,
- 36:05Speaker 12: with a scrolling feet of posts, some photos or videos,
- 36:09Speaker 12: and the ability to repost other users. For people who
- 36:14Speaker 12: liked Twitter but didn't like all of the recent changes,
- 36:17Speaker 12: Threads is exciting.
- 36:18Speaker 13: Have you guys joined yet?
- 36:20Speaker 1: Anybody joined yet?
- 36:21Speaker 15: Yeah?
- 36:22Speaker 8: Take that?
- 36:28Speaker 5: You are shame as we get back today.
- 36:33Speaker 12: So yeah, so okay, so you have Threads, but you're
- 36:36Speaker 12: still gonna stick with Facebook and Instagram, right, Well you
- 36:41Speaker 12: can have an addition to Yeah.
- 36:43Speaker 7: Yeah, I can't get rid of the Facebook. It took
- 36:48Speaker 7: me a minute to get rid of my Space.
- 36:50Speaker 11: I mean I would wave, no do it all you
- 37:02Speaker 11: gotta have. If you want to reach what you want
- 37:05Speaker 11: to reach, you got to have all of it.
- 37:07Speaker 3: Yeah, so Instagram and threads, sha it is booth. I
- 37:13Speaker 3: worried about Twitter.
- 37:15Speaker 1: I haven't used charging money to be on Twitter. I
- 37:18Speaker 1: left exactly.
- 37:21Speaker 12: Yeah, they're calling it musk verse versus you gotta be
- 37:25Speaker 12: He gotta be kicked off about this though.
- 37:26Speaker 11: He really got to be ticked off.
- 37:28Speaker 13: Oh yeah, yeah, because I don't think he's saw it coming.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:32Speaker 3: Absolutely, that's what you get for treating your followers, people
- 37:36Speaker 3: that used your Elion musk, people that use Twitter.
- 37:39Speaker 5: That's what when Lebron and Whoopy and them saying I'm not.
- 37:42Speaker 3: Paying when they got off yet, that's when the big
- 37:48Speaker 3: celebrities took off from Twitter.
- 37:49Speaker 5: That's when he lost it. So I'm glad. I'm glad
- 37:53Speaker 5: there's an alternative to that.
- 37:54Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 37:54Speaker 12: Seventy million users. Yeah, in the last few days. Pretty impressive,
- 38:01Speaker 12: Pretty impressive.
- 38:02Speaker 1: And I like threads.
- 38:03Speaker 3: You get to post pictures too, You can do videos.
- 38:06Speaker 3: We can do everything.
- 38:07Speaker 11: The videos of five minutes or less.
- 38:09Speaker 3: Right, well, you could do I'm not sure of the length,
- 38:12Speaker 3: you know, because I'm scratching my head trying to figure
- 38:14Speaker 3: out threads.
- 38:15Speaker 5: Yeah, it looks like something else you gotta learn.
- 38:17Speaker 1: But yeah, keep your current. Yeah, keeps your current. Yeah,
- 38:22Speaker 1: it does, it does.
- 38:24Speaker 5: And we FM our Instagram page.
- 38:27Speaker 13: We have threads too, so we hit us up.
- 38:29Speaker 11: Guess okay, don't add nothing else till we get this
- 38:32Speaker 11: down now. We don't need.
- 38:35Speaker 14: New to us.
- 38:36Speaker 11: We don't need them from now. They got thimbles, we
- 38:39Speaker 11: don't need that. We're gonna.
- 38:44Speaker 8: Meals.
- 38:45Speaker 11: We don't just to slow down, take us slow.
- 38:48Speaker 13: Yeah, we can do it.
- 38:50Speaker 12: But yeah, all right, Coming up next, Thanks guys. Coming
- 38:53Speaker 12: up next, we'll talk about summertime fun and our favorite
- 38:56Speaker 12: games growing up.
- 38:57Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening.
- 39:00Speaker 10: Morning show.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Well, today is National etch.
- 39:05Speaker 12: A Sketch Day? All right, what you remember at your sketch? Yes,
- 39:10Speaker 12: loved etch a sketch when we were kids. But you know,
- 39:13Speaker 12: today's kids know nothing about that. Our children, our grandchildren
- 39:18Speaker 12: play computer games, they play PS five games, they played
- 39:21Speaker 12: games on their phones.
- 39:22Speaker 1: We didn't have any of that. Okay.
- 39:24Speaker 12: We had board games, we had outside games, we had yeah,
- 39:29Speaker 12: we had each other. Yeah, so so, so talk about
- 39:34Speaker 12: talk about some of your childhood games. I mean like
- 39:36Speaker 12: board games. Monopoly of course comes to mind.
- 39:39Speaker 11: Oh yeah, down, loan from me.
- 39:42Speaker 1: I know it's never ending, right, it.
- 39:44Speaker 11: Just you know, I grew up well, you know with
- 39:47Speaker 11: my daddy, Checkers was the bomb to me.
- 39:52Speaker 1: Checkers. Yeah, we played Sorry sorry she's yeah.
- 40:05Speaker 11: I didn't play life.
- 40:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I say time in life. I ain't life. Life
- 40:09Speaker 1: was alone.
- 40:09Speaker 11: Monopoly. I ain't like that.
- 40:12Speaker 13: I had that little wheel and the money too much
- 40:14Speaker 13: for me.
- 40:15Speaker 11: I need an ending to the game. I need an ending.
- 40:18Speaker 16: Yeah.
- 40:18Speaker 12: Yeah, what about outside? I mean besides riding your bikes,
- 40:21Speaker 12: that that was so much Hide and.
- 40:24Speaker 11: Go seek.
- 40:27Speaker 1: That was mine.
- 40:28Speaker 11: It would have gotten dark.
- 40:32Speaker 1: What I'm gonna tell you a game. We'll go ahead,
- 40:38Speaker 1: I say, like green Light the Drop.
- 40:40Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, Simon says, yes.
- 40:45Speaker 11: Your Simon, though I never really knew who Simon was.
- 40:50Speaker 12: Always jumped out there before Simon said anything.
- 40:53Speaker 1: Always.
- 40:54Speaker 17: I'm telling you a game that I was really good
- 40:57Speaker 17: at that nobody could be man mad Freeze tag. I
- 41:00Speaker 17: ain't frozen better than anybody. You say, I ain't knew
- 41:02Speaker 17: but nothing.
- 41:04Speaker 1: I'm frozed.
- 41:06Speaker 13: Hopscotch with my Hopscotch.
- 41:08Speaker 18: I wasn't good at Hopscotch. Always on the damn then
- 41:12Speaker 18: it was Yeah, that was a girl thing. Yeah, Marble Marbles, boy,
- 41:18Speaker 18: that was that was the game I played.
- 41:21Speaker 1: Dodgeball.
- 41:23Speaker 7: Yeah, it was aggressive in our neighborhood with dodgeball.
- 41:26Speaker 11: We will we'll tell your face off. I'm serious, we'll
- 41:29Speaker 11: take your face off with that. Boss.
- 41:31Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question. When you play dodgeball
- 41:33Speaker 3: and kickball, were you mad that.
- 41:35Speaker 1: You the number of the order you got picked to
- 41:37Speaker 1: be on the team when they.
- 41:38Speaker 5: Didn't even last?
- 41:43Speaker 14: Yeah?
- 41:44Speaker 1: Last, what about Jack's Though?
- 41:48Speaker 11: I played jacket lag four five games.
- 41:50Speaker 1: Now I could you played Jack's Tommy.
- 41:55Speaker 11: Yeah, I played Jack.
- 41:57Speaker 1: You on your tools, No you ain't no more. I'm
- 41:58Speaker 1: on my three.
- 41:59Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 42:03Speaker 1: Paddle ball, Oh yeah, I was good. Good.
- 42:07Speaker 7: That could ask for that because my GRANDMAMAA tore that
- 42:10Speaker 7: ball off of the whoop mynds with that.
- 42:15Speaker 11: That it was a paddle with.
- 42:18Speaker 12: A long rubber string and then a little bitty rubber
- 42:21Speaker 12: ball at the end, and you just yeah, yeah.
- 42:24Speaker 7: I started picking games after a while that I knew
- 42:27Speaker 7: couldn't whoop my behind. You have to really be strategic
- 42:30Speaker 7: on what you asked for. Yeah, you could do huli hoo.
- 42:36Speaker 11: But don't know, but that hot wheel track, that hot
- 42:38Speaker 11: wool track was a whooping lady.
- 42:40Speaker 12: Yes, okay, I'm going to ask you guys about this
- 42:44Speaker 12: this outdoor game that we played as a kid. I
- 42:46Speaker 12: don't know if it's a Chicago thing, but I'm just
- 42:48Speaker 12: gonna see if you guys played it too. It was
- 42:50Speaker 12: called Rock Teacher. Did you all play rock anybody play
- 42:53Speaker 12: Rock Teacher? Talking about Rock Teacher.
- 42:59Speaker 13: And yeah, rock Teacher Okay, Rock Teacher was one person.
- 43:03Speaker 12: Okay, we had houses in Chicago where step long steps
- 43:07Speaker 12: like stone steps. Yeah, stoop, So anyway you sit on
- 43:11Speaker 12: the first step and you you you elevate, you go
- 43:14Speaker 12: the second step if you could guess how many rocks
- 43:17Speaker 12: or which rock was in the person's hand in front
- 43:19Speaker 12: of you, and that was the teacher.
- 43:20Speaker 1: Okay, we had to play Porsche Teacher in we.
- 43:22Speaker 8: Just have can.
- 43:23Speaker 12: Whoever got up to the to the the last the
- 43:27Speaker 12: last step first was the winner and they got.
- 43:29Speaker 13: To be rock teacher.
- 43:31Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 43:31Speaker 1: We looked an apartment in Chicago house so.
- 43:37Speaker 13: There were houses on our block.
- 43:38Speaker 1: Though we got one steps.
- 43:43Speaker 12: Rock Teacher my granddaddy yard, and that's exactly where we
- 43:49Speaker 12: got all. Coming up next and is the nephew and
- 43:53Speaker 12: the prank phone call for today. Right after this you're
- 43:56Speaker 12: listening morning show coming up about four minutes after the hour.
- 44:01Speaker 12: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
- 44:04Speaker 12: this romance is a problem for me.
- 44:07Speaker 13: But uh, right now we'll.
- 44:09Speaker 12: Get into that and find out what that's all about.
- 44:12Speaker 12: But right now it is time for the prank phone
- 44:14Speaker 12: call with the nephew for today.
- 44:16Speaker 7: What you got for us now, Well, sirly, you know
- 44:18Speaker 7: everybody has one uh at work pretty much everybody male female,
- 44:24Speaker 7: everybody has one.
- 44:25Speaker 11: They have a work spouse.
- 44:26Speaker 7: You understand I'm saying this right here is work husband,
- 44:31Speaker 7: work husband.
- 44:32Speaker 11: You know, and everyone has a work what what?
- 44:36Speaker 16: What?
- 44:36Speaker 1: What call?
- 44:39Speaker 11: I'm in your work husband right here?
- 44:40Speaker 8: What is what?
- 44:41Speaker 14: What?
- 44:41Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I've been begging for divorce, beg.
- 44:49Speaker 13: How many times have you filed?
- 44:52Speaker 1: Over and over?
- 44:53Speaker 5: He won't sign these papers.
- 44:57Speaker 1: She wants to be free. So here we go.
- 45:02Speaker 11: This right here is work husband, work husband. Let's go
- 45:06Speaker 11: cat dog.
- 45:08Speaker 16: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Gary. Gary.
- 45:12Speaker 8: Who is this? Hello?
- 45:14Speaker 7: Who is this?
- 45:15Speaker 8: Hey?
- 45:15Speaker 16: This is Tony Man. I work with your wife, Pam
- 45:19Speaker 16: Is She's fine, She's fine.
- 45:22Speaker 8: Man.
- 45:22Speaker 16: I'm I'm one of a co workers.
- 45:24Speaker 8: Man.
- 45:24Speaker 16: I wanted to reach out to you. You know, I've
- 45:26Speaker 16: been working with her quite some time. I'm kind of
- 45:28Speaker 16: like what they call her, a work husband.
- 45:30Speaker 14: Man.
- 45:30Speaker 16: You may have heard her mentioned me before Tony.
- 45:32Speaker 14: Wait wait, wait, back up, back up, because I may
- 45:36Speaker 14: be a little sleep What did you say a husband?
- 45:39Speaker 16: No? No, no, no, no, no no, no, nothing like that.
- 45:41Speaker 8: Man.
- 45:41Speaker 14: It ain't but one husband here.
- 45:43Speaker 16: Okay, now I got that. I'm a work husband, you know,
- 45:46Speaker 16: you know, like you know, be just something playful at
- 45:48Speaker 16: the job.
- 45:48Speaker 14: They be saying, what are you talking about?
- 45:53Speaker 16: Well, you know, it's just just something, you know, playful
- 45:55Speaker 16: they be saying, you know, uh, when you hang around
- 45:57Speaker 16: somebody a lot, they say he's a work husband or
- 45:59Speaker 16: your work wife, if you know, something like that. But
- 46:01Speaker 16: not nothing, nothing, nothing heavy, nothing heavy at all.
- 46:03Speaker 14: Man, All right, what's what's up?
- 46:06Speaker 16: Man?
- 46:06Speaker 14: I mean what's up?
- 46:07Speaker 8: Well?
- 46:07Speaker 16: I was calling man, trying to ask you how long?
- 46:12Speaker 16: How long have your pay been married?
- 46:14Speaker 14: Wait? Wait, what's what's your name again?
- 46:16Speaker 16: My name is Tony.
- 46:18Speaker 14: Okay, we've been married about eight or nine years.
- 46:21Speaker 16: I mean, what's up? How long do you do? If
- 46:25Speaker 16: you don't mind me asking? How much longer do you
- 46:27Speaker 16: see y'all y'all being married?
- 46:31Speaker 14: I kind of do mind you? Okay, what hold up?
- 46:34Speaker 14: How'd you get this number again?
- 46:36Speaker 16: Man? Like? No, I got to I got the number
- 46:38Speaker 16: out of out of Pam's phone.
- 46:39Speaker 8: Man, I wanted to call you myself.
- 46:41Speaker 14: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa back out of
- 46:44Speaker 14: out my wife's phone. Yeah, dog, I don't I don't
- 46:47Speaker 14: even ask out whoa on whoa? Why are you in
- 46:50Speaker 14: my wife's phone?
- 46:51Speaker 16: Man?
- 46:51Speaker 8: Nah?
- 46:52Speaker 16: Dude, I mean I just got it off a desk.
- 46:53Speaker 8: Man. I wanted to I wanted to, you know, I
- 46:56Speaker 8: wanted to reach out to you man and kind of
- 46:57Speaker 8: have ala like a private conversation.
- 46:59Speaker 16: Which that's for what?
- 47:01Speaker 14: First one, why are you and my wife's phone you
- 47:03Speaker 14: calling me? Dude? I mean, this is this is this
- 47:07Speaker 14: is how this this husband thing really is really bolling
- 47:11Speaker 14: me right now?
- 47:12Speaker 16: Well, it's just it's just work. That's a work husband, man,
- 47:14Speaker 16: that's all it is.
- 47:16Speaker 8: What is a work?
- 47:17Speaker 16: Husband?
- 47:17Speaker 8: What are you?
- 47:18Speaker 14: What are you doing with my wife?
- 47:20Speaker 16: You know, that's just like you know, like you know,
- 47:21Speaker 16: I'll bring her some coffee and donuts to the job,
- 47:24Speaker 16: or you know, get us some lunch and stuff. Man,
- 47:26Speaker 16: if you don't feel like going on, My wife.
- 47:28Speaker 14: Don't even like donuts. If we got a new coffee
- 47:30Speaker 14: machine just two weeks ago. So why are you bringing
- 47:34Speaker 14: my wife food? Hey?
- 47:36Speaker 8: Man?
- 47:36Speaker 16: Listen, really, I really, I basically I just called for
- 47:39Speaker 16: this year. How loan? Do you foresee y'all being married
- 47:44Speaker 16: to death?
- 47:44Speaker 14: Do us part? What do you mean? How long are
- 47:48Speaker 14: we gonna be married? What's your lever is to man?
- 47:51Speaker 8: Tony?
- 47:52Speaker 16: Tony, Tony, I don't.
- 47:53Speaker 14: Give a damn you ask you me this? Hold on,
- 47:56Speaker 14: let me let me call my wife hold on.
- 47:58Speaker 16: No way say hold on? Hello? Hello Gary, Hell Gary.
- 48:04Speaker 14: Look tam. You better call me within two minutes. Right now,
- 48:08Speaker 14: it's ten thirty eight. You better call me by ten fortier.
- 48:12Speaker 14: You're black, be sleeping outside?
- 48:15Speaker 8: Hello?
- 48:15Speaker 14: Non tory?
- 48:17Speaker 16: Hello?
- 48:18Speaker 14: Yes?
- 48:19Speaker 8: Are you do that?
- 48:20Speaker 16: Why you call her?
- 48:21Speaker 8: Man?
- 48:21Speaker 16: This? This is gonna be a conversation me and you
- 48:23Speaker 16: having together?
- 48:23Speaker 14: Heldo on on her? You're talking about you. You my
- 48:26Speaker 14: wife's work husband. It ain't but one husband up in here.
- 48:30Speaker 14: What I got my lad name and she don't keep it?
- 48:33Speaker 14: Kill death? Do us part? Now? I'm glad you called
- 48:37Speaker 14: me on a Friday. I'm so glad because I got
- 48:41Speaker 14: all weekend to think about that swip' I'm gonna give
- 48:44Speaker 14: you because this out here now.
- 48:46Speaker 16: Hey man, man all, I'm trying to figure out how
- 48:49Speaker 16: much run with? Do you think you want to be
- 48:50Speaker 16: married to her?
- 48:52Speaker 14: Oh? Yeah, this wasn't gonna be phenomenal. Are you better
- 48:56Speaker 14: get right with Jesus on Friday? Because I gave dance?
- 49:00Speaker 14: You're gonna meet a Monday morning?
- 49:01Speaker 16: He all, I'm trying to if I'm taking my.
- 49:05Speaker 14: Wife up there early and I want to see you black.
- 49:08Speaker 16: I'm just trying to do all I'm saying is if
- 49:09Speaker 16: you didn't want to be be mad to any longer
- 49:12Speaker 16: than maybe we could work something out. That's all I'm asking, man,
- 49:14Speaker 16: I work out, partner.
- 49:16Speaker 14: All we need to work out is be there Monday,
- 49:19Speaker 14: because I'm sure that Hell's gonna be there fasting early Monday,
- 49:22Speaker 14: waiting for.
- 49:22Speaker 16: Your work husband.
- 49:23Speaker 14: Mind.
- 49:24Speaker 16: Okay, look man, I'm not gonna work. I'm not trying
- 49:27Speaker 16: to look. All I'm trying to do is help a
- 49:28Speaker 16: deeferent man to man conversation with you.
- 49:30Speaker 14: Man, all right, you don't call me talking about you
- 49:34Speaker 14: bringing my wife donuts and coffee and all up, been
- 49:36Speaker 14: up so on. This ain't no decent conversations.
- 49:39Speaker 16: Hey man, I'm her work husband. Everybody everybody most people
- 49:42Speaker 16: have a work husband, all work wife, man. That's that's
- 49:45Speaker 16: known in the corporate work work husband.
- 49:48Speaker 14: You hear what I'm saying, what a work husband and you.
- 49:52Speaker 14: I'm gonna be there Monday, eight o'clock.
- 49:54Speaker 16: Hey man, I'm not finishing.
- 49:56Speaker 8: Go back.
- 49:56Speaker 16: Look you know what I'm Finnah, Just call Pam. I
- 49:58Speaker 16: just call Pam.
- 50:00Speaker 14: Pay call me back in about a minute and fifteen seconds.
- 50:04Speaker 14: We're gonna wait for her to call me back.
- 50:06Speaker 16: Work husband, my something this on a Friday, Okay, well
- 50:10Speaker 16: that it was just it was just a question.
- 50:12Speaker 8: Man.
- 50:12Speaker 16: I'm just trying to see if you didn't want to
- 50:14Speaker 16: maybe we could work something out if.
- 50:16Speaker 14: I find out if this is any truth to anything
- 50:19Speaker 14: you're saying. Oh, it's gonna be the layout all night
- 50:22Speaker 14: to night.
- 50:23Speaker 16: Ain't nobody gonna do nothing to my baby? I mean,
- 50:25Speaker 16: ain't nobody gonna do it?
- 50:26Speaker 14: What did you just call my wife your baby?
- 50:29Speaker 16: No?
- 50:29Speaker 14: Man, I'm just tell them Monday.
- 50:30Speaker 8: And this for work.
- 50:31Speaker 14: Husband.
- 50:32Speaker 16: Hey man, I'm not going I got one more thing
- 50:34Speaker 16: I need to say to you.
- 50:35Speaker 14: Man, No, you got loveing to say to me? Said Monday?
- 50:38Speaker 16: No? No, no, no, I got something else I need
- 50:40Speaker 16: to say to you. Are you listening?
- 50:41Speaker 14: You better talk to Jesus because I'm gonna be up
- 50:43Speaker 14: there on Monday at eight.
- 50:44Speaker 16: Okay, I got I got one more thing I need
- 50:46Speaker 16: to say.
- 50:46Speaker 14: You got nothing to say to me itself? Monday?
- 50:49Speaker 16: I got I do got one more thing to say
- 50:51Speaker 16: to you.
- 50:51Speaker 14: Go ahead, go ahead, I say that you listening, I'm listening.
- 50:55Speaker 14: This for work hasbage?
- 50:56Speaker 16: Well, guess what I want to tell you?
- 50:57Speaker 14: Tell me.
- 50:58Speaker 16: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 51:02Speaker 16: You just got pranked by your brother Eric.
- 51:09Speaker 14: That I put you up to this. I'm so glad
- 51:14Speaker 14: it's a joke. Somebody was about to die. I'm gonna see.
- 51:21Speaker 16: You all right. Man.
- 51:22Speaker 14: Oh man, that's a good one.
- 51:24Speaker 16: You all right? I need a drink, man, Man, yeah, many.
- 51:30Speaker 16: I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man,
- 51:32Speaker 16: what is the baddest radio show in the lane?
- 51:35Speaker 8: Man?
- 51:35Speaker 14: The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 51:38Speaker 8: Y'all crazy.
- 51:42Speaker 11: Work husband, baby work husband.
- 51:47Speaker 1: That's you boo man, he was playing with you. Don
- 51:50Speaker 1: is on one husband over here.
- 51:54Speaker 11: All I want to know, man, how long you see
- 51:56Speaker 11: yourself being married to you?
- 51:57Speaker 16: Know?
- 51:57Speaker 11: You see you see it going south anytime soon.
- 52:00Speaker 8: That's all.
- 52:01Speaker 13: That's all say till death to us, part till hard.
- 52:06Speaker 10: You got some nerve.
- 52:10Speaker 11: I'm ignorant and gonna be ignorant.
- 52:12Speaker 7: Just coming Saturday night in Dopething, Allabama, Baby Dathan Alabama.
- 52:17Speaker 7: That's me JJ Williams and Jamming Jay Lamont tp heards
- 52:20Speaker 7: the building is stacked. That's right, that's me, nephew Tommy
- 52:23Speaker 7: and Dothan Alabama.
- 52:24Speaker 11: All right.
- 52:25Speaker 7: JJ Williams and that boy straight ignorant Jamming Jay Lamont.
- 52:28Speaker 7: Oh my god, a talent that you really need to see. T. P. Hearns,
- 52:31Speaker 7: Oh my god, ain't seen you the minute. Can't wait
- 52:33Speaker 7: to see you. And during the day I will be
- 52:36Speaker 7: uh you know I love giving to wounded warriors. Freedom
- 52:40Speaker 7: isn't free, It's a Veterans Appreciation. The Nephew will be
- 52:43Speaker 7: there along with Davis Entertainment and vf W, which is
- 52:46Speaker 7: the Veterans of Foreign Wars and we are showing showing
- 52:50Speaker 7: these veterans mad mad love Saturday during the day before
- 52:54Speaker 7: my show.
- 52:55Speaker 11: So I'm excited. I'm excited.
- 52:57Speaker 1: All right, nice, nice, all right?
- 52:59Speaker 11: Free is it free?
- 53:01Speaker 7: Veterans Appreciation Saturday, July fifteen, from twelve to two, and
- 53:05Speaker 7: we will be at the uh Dothan Housing.
- 53:08Speaker 1: All right, Dothanhousing, all right, nephew, thank you.
- 53:11Speaker 12: Coming up next, it is a Strawberry Letter for today
- 53:13Speaker 12: and the subject is this romance is a problem for me.
- 53:18Speaker 12: We'll get into that and find out what that's all about.
- 53:21Speaker 12: Right after this.
- 53:22Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
- 53:26Speaker 12: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. If you
- 53:28Speaker 12: need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, or more, please
- 53:32Speaker 12: submit your Strawberry Letter to STEVEHARBYFM dot com by clicking
- 53:36Speaker 12: on submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
- 53:39Speaker 12: live on the air, just like we're gonna read this
- 53:42Speaker 12: one right here, right now.
- 53:43Speaker 13: You never know, it could be yours.
- 53:48Speaker 11: You never know, I got I should turn my microphone on.
- 53:51Speaker 7: You never know.
- 53:51Speaker 11: Buckle up and hold on tight. Here it is Strawberry letter.
- 53:56Speaker 12: Thank you, nephew. Subject this romance is a problem for me.
- 54:00Speaker 12: There's Stephen Shirley. I'm dating an old school player, but
- 54:03Speaker 12: he's only forty four. I'm thirty eight and we've been
- 54:06Speaker 12: dating for eight months, and he has all the characteristics
- 54:10Speaker 12: of his sixty eight.
- 54:11Speaker 1: Year old dad.
- 54:12Speaker 12: He idolizes his parents' relationship and whenever he witnessed them
- 54:16Speaker 12: doing whatever he witnessed them doing.
- 54:18Speaker 1: He does that with me.
- 54:19Speaker 12: Most of it is really sweet and romantic, but some
- 54:23Speaker 12: of it just causes me to do extra work. For instance,
- 54:26Speaker 12: he loves to give me a sensual foot massage on
- 54:30Speaker 12: Friday evenings because he knows I've had a long week
- 54:33Speaker 12: on my feet as a nurse. His oil of choice
- 54:37Speaker 12: is baby oil, and it's ruined two of my good comforters.
- 54:41Speaker 12: I don't want to stop the massage to tell him
- 54:43Speaker 12: to watch where he's putting baby oil. So I've started
- 54:46Speaker 12: laying down a towel to avoid an oily disaster. Then
- 54:50Speaker 12: there's our Sunday evening bubble bats in his tiny apartment bathtub.
- 54:55Speaker 12: He schedules our bubble bats in advance, so I have
- 54:58Speaker 12: to plan my day around. I've been at brunch. It
- 55:01Speaker 12: had to cut it short so I can go get
- 55:03Speaker 12: in the tub with him. He says it's our way
- 55:06Speaker 12: to reconnect and talk about our week ahead. But to me,
- 55:09Speaker 12: it's a nasty mess. Once we are done, I have
- 55:12Speaker 12: to go home and take a shower afterwards so I
- 55:14Speaker 12: can get that grime off of me. When we do
- 55:18Speaker 12: it at my house, I have to scrub the tub.
- 55:21Speaker 12: His romancing is always extra work for me. He likes
- 55:25Speaker 12: wine before bed, and last week he spilled wine on
- 55:28Speaker 12: my nightstand and we woke up to ants everywhere. I
- 55:32Speaker 12: don't mind the romancing, but I need him to be
- 55:35Speaker 12: a little more neat with it. If I have to
- 55:37Speaker 12: sit in a nasty tub of water one more time,
- 55:40Speaker 12: I'm going to lose it. But it'd be rude if
- 55:42Speaker 12: I told him that his romancing isn't romantic or should
- 55:46Speaker 12: I stay quiet?
- 55:47Speaker 13: Well, of course you should talk to him.
- 55:49Speaker 12: If you're not. Please, And let me get this straight.
- 55:53Speaker 12: You guys get in the tub without washing or showering first.
- 55:57Speaker 12: I mean, that's not romantic, that's nasty. Dirt and doing
- 56:02Speaker 12: it do not go together. They don't, and it didn't.
- 56:08Speaker 12: We just talk about this the other day. You have
- 56:10Speaker 12: to shower before you get in the shower with another
- 56:15Speaker 12: person or a bath.
- 56:16Speaker 14: You have to do that.
- 56:17Speaker 12: Cleanliness is first and foremost. Cleanliness is king. Okay, if
- 56:23Speaker 12: it's already clean, see, then you don't have to worry
- 56:27Speaker 12: about that stuff. You don't have to worry about, you know,
- 56:29Speaker 12: being nasty and not getting romantic. Yeah, come on now,
- 56:35Speaker 12: scrubbing the tub and all of that afterwards, you don't
- 56:38Speaker 12: have to do that if you're already clean. On another note,
- 56:41Speaker 12: I do think it's sweet that your man is so
- 56:43Speaker 12: thoughtful and gives you foot massages and all of that.
- 56:46Speaker 12: Oh and and Steve, by the way, would love the
- 56:49Speaker 12: baby oil touch. You know how much Steve loves baby oil.
- 56:52Speaker 12: But yes, baby oil is greasy and it's messy, So
- 56:55Speaker 12: take your good comforter off the bed, all right? During
- 56:59Speaker 12: that time, I really think you should keep this man.
- 57:01Speaker 12: He sounds like a good man. Just make sure you
- 57:04Speaker 12: guys talk and the space is clean. You gotta talk
- 57:06Speaker 12: about this stuff. You shouldn't have to do so much
- 57:09Speaker 12: work after romance. That's when you're tired and.
- 57:11Speaker 4: You just want to relax, all right, nephew, dirty Here
- 57:16Speaker 4: a good man, but here a dirty man.
- 57:18Speaker 7: And that's that's he's a dirty man. And that's the
- 57:21Speaker 7: hard part here. The worst thing in the world is
- 57:24Speaker 7: dirty love. He's a good man, but he's a dirty man.
- 57:28Speaker 7: So here's what I want you to do, baby girl,
- 57:30Speaker 7: cause you go you got some work. You gotta that
- 57:32Speaker 7: you gotta do. You gotta go down here to home
- 57:34Speaker 7: deepoint and get you go to the painting section and
- 57:36Speaker 7: get you a roll of this plastic because we got
- 57:39Speaker 7: to keep this.
- 57:40Speaker 11: This all is too much. We got this all everywhere.
- 57:43Speaker 7: So if you know, if you're gonna, if you're gonna
- 57:46Speaker 7: do all this dirty love stuff, let's at least lay
- 57:48Speaker 7: it out. Because you all this were messing up tiled,
- 57:51Speaker 7: were messing up the bed. Let's at least get to
- 57:53Speaker 7: the point where we got it laid out where we
- 57:56Speaker 7: can slip and slide all over this plastic. I used
- 57:58Speaker 7: to have all this plastic, So I used to do
- 58:00Speaker 7: all this, all this dirty little stuff.
- 58:01Speaker 11: I used to do all that.
- 58:02Speaker 7: I used to have all the plastic laid out everything
- 58:06Speaker 7: what Telly.
- 58:07Speaker 11: You already know.
- 58:07Speaker 5: I used to do that.
- 58:08Speaker 16: You know.
- 58:08Speaker 7: I used to do biscuit booty brunch, you do all
- 58:10Speaker 7: that kind of stuff to do. I used to do
- 58:13Speaker 7: all that flipping and slide baby, all all that I
- 58:16Speaker 7: used to You know, I know what y'all doing. But
- 58:18Speaker 7: the fact that when you get through bathing, we still
- 58:22Speaker 7: got all this dirt running around this tub. That's letting
- 58:26Speaker 7: me know how dirty y'all really really are. And I'm
- 58:28Speaker 7: not saying this you. I'm not saying this you, but
- 58:31Speaker 7: I'm saying it's him. I know it's him because he
- 58:33Speaker 7: the one got the ants in the house. Now, he's
- 58:35Speaker 7: the dirty one. Okay, he's the filthy one.
- 58:39Speaker 11: And I get it.
- 58:40Speaker 7: So if you really want to get to this to
- 58:43Speaker 7: some some clean loving, you're gonna have to get this
- 58:46Speaker 7: plastic shower down.
- 58:48Speaker 11: Everybody got a shower down, all right.
- 58:50Speaker 8: And he need that.
- 58:51Speaker 7: He need that lv or soap. You understand what I'm saying.
- 58:53Speaker 7: He need that real stuff. Thats hard soap. Because I
- 58:56Speaker 7: can tell you got a dirty man. I don't know
- 58:58Speaker 7: what he do for a lippt, but you got a
- 58:59Speaker 7: real a dirty man. Say it again, a real dirty
- 59:05Speaker 7: man who is dirty all behind his earls. He just
- 59:08Speaker 7: a dirty man. He dirty.
- 59:10Speaker 11: And what is all this? What I don't get it?
- 59:12Speaker 11: What is all this leaving brunch early?
- 59:14Speaker 8: Now?
- 59:14Speaker 7: You're halfway longer when you get over here to get
- 59:17Speaker 7: in the tub with this dirty man. You get in there,
- 59:19Speaker 7: the dirty man, you're still hunger. You got to slow
- 59:22Speaker 7: down and start taking time for you. Stop all this
- 59:26Speaker 7: letting him play in these things. And the tub is
- 59:28Speaker 7: too tight. That's another thing, y'all. Really, it's too tight
- 59:32Speaker 7: up in there, this small environment. Let's let's let's spread
- 59:35Speaker 7: this out. Get you some plastic and that's what I
- 59:38Speaker 7: used to do, and get you one empty room in
- 59:40Speaker 7: the house and just get the slide and all over
- 59:42Speaker 7: the plack.
- 59:43Speaker 11: Ain't nothing worse than a dirty man in a tiny house.
- 59:46Speaker 11: That's a lot.
- 59:51Speaker 1: This a romance is a.
- 59:53Speaker 13: Problem for me as a title Today's Strugberry Letter.
- 59:56Speaker 8: What you got? You know?
- 59:57Speaker 17: I just first of all, it made me, he feels away,
- 1:00:00Speaker 17: because I'm forty four. I ain't know old school player.
- 1:00:05Speaker 13: I just that, but may hold on hold that thought.
- 1:00:08Speaker 12: All right, we'll come back with part two of today's
- 1:00:11Speaker 12: Strawberry letter. Subject is this romance is a problem for me.
- 1:00:15Speaker 12: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
- 1:00:19Speaker 12: hard morning show. All right, we have to recap today's
- 1:00:22Speaker 12: Strawberry letter. The subject is this romance is a problem
- 1:00:25Speaker 12: for me? A woman thirty eight years old wrote in
- 1:00:28Speaker 12: and said she's dating an old school player, but he's
- 1:00:31Speaker 12: only forty four. He has all the characteristics of his
- 1:00:35Speaker 12: sixty eight year old dad.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: She says.
- 1:00:37Speaker 13: He idolizes his.
- 1:00:38Speaker 12: Parents' relationship, and he tries to emulate his dad, what
- 1:00:42Speaker 12: his dad does to his mom and all that. She says,
- 1:00:44Speaker 12: most of it is really sweet. She loves it, is romantic,
- 1:00:48Speaker 12: but it causes her to do a lot of extra work.
- 1:00:53Speaker 12: First of all, you know, when they get in the
- 1:00:56Speaker 12: tub together, he massages her feet and he uses baby
- 1:01:00Speaker 12: old baby oil, gets all over her, the comforter, all
- 1:01:02Speaker 12: over the bed and stuff.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: That's a mess.
- 1:01:04Speaker 13: Then they get in the tub.
- 1:01:06Speaker 12: Evidently they're not showering first, and it's grimy in the tub.
- 1:01:10Speaker 12: It's the bath water's nasty.
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:01:13Speaker 13: The guy is a sweet guy, but he's a mess.
- 1:01:16Speaker 12: The nephew said, he's a dirty He's a what nephew, man,
- 1:01:19Speaker 12: he's a dirty mess. So she's wanting to know should
- 1:01:26Speaker 12: she say something or should she be quiet? Would it
- 1:01:29Speaker 12: be rude if she told him that she doesn't care
- 1:01:32Speaker 12: for the way he romances her?
- 1:01:34Speaker 13: So that's the question, Junior, you're something.
- 1:01:37Speaker 17: I just see this like this shirty Every Friday, you
- 1:01:42Speaker 17: got to pull your feet out to get rugged.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: Oh frash, every Friday you're getting the foot roots.
- 1:01:47Speaker 17: Okay with Babel and all this stuff, but tend you
- 1:01:50Speaker 17: wish you really could skip Sundays.
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: See you, you got to get in this tub. This
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: dirty man comfortable?
- 1:02:00Speaker 17: You know, I had an apartment. I seen the tub
- 1:02:03Speaker 17: I had in my apartment. It ain't enough room for
- 1:02:06Speaker 17: anybody in there. Letting on me adding two people in it.
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. It's all how uncomfortable is
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: this bath with your knees in your chest?
- 1:02:15Speaker 17: Both of y'all?
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: You got your The grime is coming off. This man
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: looks like a like a shoreline, just dirt.
- 1:02:23Speaker 17: Just come on now, now you gotta take this rag
- 1:02:27Speaker 17: and dip it under this water and then rag and
- 1:02:30Speaker 17: then dirt on the rag. Why y'all just don't try shower?
- 1:02:33Speaker 17: Has anybody thought to just trying to show it again?
- 1:02:37Speaker 17: Stand up now, all of a sudden, I just.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: See water just going over the edge of the tub
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: because y'all keep moving it here.
- 1:02:45Speaker 5: Trying to twist and turn.
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: Now your face like his leg is his leg that.
- 1:02:50Speaker 5: Dirty knee in your throat?
- 1:02:52Speaker 10: Just what is we doing?
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: Why this is not ro man, It ain't working for
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: none of us on this shol This doesn't make no.
- 1:03:04Speaker 17: And then here it is, he talking about washing my back,
- 1:03:06Speaker 17: and you take that dirty rag and slide it down
- 1:03:08Speaker 17: this casting back.
- 1:03:10Speaker 5: Now that ring around the tub just keep floating, and I'm.
- 1:03:13Speaker 17: Sitting and trying to sing out what is such about this?
- 1:03:17Speaker 17: I just tell him, I'm not getting in the damn
- 1:03:19Speaker 17: tub with you this sunday.
- 1:03:20Speaker 8: I'm not doing it.
- 1:03:21Speaker 5: You gotta just tell him all.
- 1:03:23Speaker 17: This up now you scrub in the tub after you
- 1:03:26Speaker 17: ben't got out. Now you gotta take another shower.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: No, for love, I'm not showing this much for love.
- 1:03:35Speaker 5: One more time.
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: I like him, I'm not this much for love. No,
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: not every sunday. I got to get we got this tub.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: I gotta go find some chlorax wifes and get some
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: get some bleaching.
- 1:03:50Speaker 17: Hen, we gotta do on this every Sunday, and you
- 1:03:53Speaker 17: just keep I don't know what kind of work he does.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: He shed that much dirt in the tub. The word
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: she used was grime. Grime.
- 1:04:02Speaker 8: You know what you're not?
- 1:04:03Speaker 11: Dirty?
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: Grimy, dirty, grease and it's just it's grain and everything.
- 1:04:09Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not.
- 1:04:12Speaker 7: Your back, lean your back up against that fascet.
- 1:04:15Speaker 11: Yeah in the tub. You know how much that hurt
- 1:04:18Speaker 11: right now?
- 1:04:18Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me tell you some time.
- 1:04:21Speaker 17: You know how dirty when you just dip your arm
- 1:04:23Speaker 17: into the water and you bring above the water and
- 1:04:25Speaker 17: it's just just just glistening with dirt on it.
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: This don't him man saying this, no, no, got you
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: know this don't mean not for.
- 1:04:35Speaker 8: Love not.
- 1:04:38Speaker 11: Make that chain and pull that stop out and let this.
- 1:04:44Speaker 10: Stop.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: Ain't even white, yeah, stopping, not even white. I said
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: you wouldn't lose it.
- 1:04:54Speaker 8: Now.
- 1:04:54Speaker 12: Now, what about the wine that he's filled on the
- 1:04:56Speaker 12: night stand? Guys, what about that?
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: You know?
- 1:04:59Speaker 11: I know, I know the ants are drunk.
- 1:05:01Speaker 17: That's how they think it's a pool party they're in.
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: They getting.
- 1:05:12Speaker 12: He's just making work for her. He's just making He's
- 1:05:15Speaker 12: not a neat man. She needs a clean and neat man.
- 1:05:19Speaker 12: He's a good man.
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: I don't know if you're a good man. I don't know.
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: I'm not dirty. Mean, I don't know that. Me and
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: time of good men, but we ain't dirty.
- 1:05:27Speaker 13: But you can be taught that, right.
- 1:05:31Speaker 14: You know.
- 1:05:31Speaker 11: I'm not a baby all guy.
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: I'm just that's your uncle.
- 1:05:34Speaker 13: That's your uncle.
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, yeah, he loves the baby.
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:05:38Speaker 11: And he smelled like a big old baby when he
- 1:05:40Speaker 11: got it out. You don't never see.
- 1:05:42Speaker 5: I have to get the guards.
- 1:05:44Speaker 7: Yeah, I had to go get him because he done
- 1:05:47Speaker 7: slipped and failing that baby all before.
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: I don't know, y'all don't know.
- 1:05:54Speaker 7: What was that story, my uncle getting a way back
- 1:05:58Speaker 7: in the day and then slipped and failing some baby
- 1:05:59Speaker 7: all to call her a while or not. I gotta
- 1:06:01Speaker 7: go get his ass. You'd hear a puddle up baby.
- 1:06:06Speaker 7: God damn broke his ankles. He's just stupid.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: He loves that baby oil. He loves that baby oil.
- 1:06:14Speaker 12: So that this guy in uh In uh in in
- 1:06:17Speaker 12: the letter. But yeah, they need to go back to
- 1:06:20Speaker 12: square one with this.
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: In this driveway. Let me just hold you down for load.
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: Get in this terrible all.
- 1:06:30Speaker 13: Right, guys, thank you.
- 1:06:30Speaker 12: Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram at
- 1:06:34Speaker 12: Steve Barby at them, and check out the Strawberry Letter
- 1:06:36Speaker 12: podcast on demand on the free iHeartRadio app.
- 1:06:40Speaker 13: Now, coming up next, it is Junior and Sports Talk.
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening.
- 1:06:46Speaker 10: Morning show.
- 1:06:48Speaker 12: It is time now, ladies and gentlemen, for Junior and
- 1:06:50Speaker 12: Sports Talk. Which you got Junior?
- 1:06:52Speaker 17: All right, Shirley, Well, tonight, man, the SP's are tonight,
- 1:06:56Speaker 17: Sports bigg As Night Wars.
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: Everybody gonna be there, Patrick Mahome, you know I got
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: Steph Curry in the building.
- 1:07:02Speaker 17: Well, here's the funny thing about this this year, ess oh,
- 1:07:05Speaker 17: nobody's hosting because of the writer strike that's still going on.
- 1:07:10Speaker 7: They you ain't have to write nothing, That's what That's
- 1:07:13Speaker 7: what that's about it. I could have done freestyle, freestyle,
- 1:07:16Speaker 7: the whole thing, the.
- 1:07:17Speaker 17: Whole the whole ess by yourself to you didn't need
- 1:07:20Speaker 17: no teller, prompted.
- 1:07:21Speaker 13: Nothing, put it out there, no man.
- 1:07:24Speaker 17: But hey, but you know, hey, at least you know
- 1:07:25Speaker 17: they're gonna have it tonight. So also, man, we got
- 1:07:27Speaker 17: to give a shout out, man to this brother. He's
- 1:07:30Speaker 17: still at wimbled and Christopher U. Banks Man straight out
- 1:07:33Speaker 17: of Georgia Tech. He is the last American man playing
- 1:07:36Speaker 17: in Wimbledon right now, your brother, Man, yeah, yeah.
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: Big yeah. So we're proud of him.
- 1:07:43Speaker 14: Man.
- 1:07:43Speaker 17: Also, man, we gotta say this man. Now, you know
- 1:07:46Speaker 17: Dami Little want to go to the heat. Well, Portland
- 1:07:49Speaker 17: and spoke too. They said, well, we don't know where
- 1:07:51Speaker 17: you're going. We're not trading you right now. We don't
- 1:07:53Speaker 17: care if it takes months. You got four years, two
- 1:07:55Speaker 17: undred million dollars cert where you owe us. They're not
- 1:07:58Speaker 17: even trying to trade him. They said, oh, well you
- 1:08:01Speaker 17: want to go to Miami, Well, we don't know when
- 1:08:02Speaker 17: you're going, so right now you importantly yeah, right now,
- 1:08:06Speaker 17: you just gonna be Portland trailblazer. Right now you want
- 1:08:09Speaker 17: to see some heat, you better turn your furnace home
- 1:08:11Speaker 17: because you ain't going down there. You're gonna get this
- 1:08:15Speaker 17: out this furnace because you're gonna be in Portant. So
- 1:08:17Speaker 17: we're gonna see what happens with that. Also, man, we
- 1:08:20Speaker 17: want to say, uh, congratulations to Vladimir Gerril Junior.
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: He won the home run derby the other night in
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: Major League Baseball. You know he's won.
- 1:08:28Speaker 17: I know his dad won sixteen years before him. So
- 1:08:32Speaker 17: congratulates his father's son. Bok Won Man that the home
- 1:08:35Speaker 17: run derby some of his cool stuff. In NFL news,
- 1:08:39Speaker 17: Saquon Barkley, Saquon running back for the New York Giants,
- 1:08:42Speaker 17: still has not signed his deal. Y'all think he's gonna
- 1:08:45Speaker 17: show up the training camp which starts next week. Also
- 1:08:47Speaker 17: timing were back on the NFL. They going back to
- 1:08:49Speaker 17: camp next week. But it's for ten million dollars and
- 1:08:52Speaker 17: he will not He wants a long term deal and
- 1:08:54Speaker 17: he doesn't have till next week to figure out a
- 1:08:56Speaker 17: long term deal. Or Saquon movie sitting out this season,
- 1:08:59Speaker 17: Well he.
- 1:08:59Speaker 11: Need go up there to Portland and hang out with
- 1:09:05Speaker 11: with Damon, but they ain't gonna do nothing.
- 1:09:07Speaker 16: No.
- 1:09:07Speaker 17: Calley said, all right, right, man, might as well because
- 1:09:12Speaker 17: you look at that. He says, no, I want a
- 1:09:13Speaker 17: long term deal. And I said, you know, you ought
- 1:09:16Speaker 17: to give it to him because he's he's a great player.
- 1:09:18Speaker 17: He deserves it, and so I do.
- 1:09:21Speaker 13: Is he any relation to Charles Barkley?
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: No, I don't think he's related to Charles Barker, but
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: you know, I don't.
- 1:09:26Speaker 11: I have no idea.
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: But if he is barber, my.
- 1:09:29Speaker 19: Cousin, he wants sign the deal. My coasin won't sign
- 1:09:31Speaker 19: the deal. Won't sign the deal. So that's he's gonna
- 1:09:37Speaker 19: be playing thirty point.
- 1:09:43Speaker 13: Coming up at the top of the hour.
- 1:09:46Speaker 12: My husband wrote in because his wife has limited mobility
- 1:09:49Speaker 12: and it's not what you think.
- 1:09:51Speaker 13: We'll get into it right after this man he can't walk.
- 1:09:54Speaker 10: What's wrong you're listening Morning show?
- 1:10:01Speaker 12: This is from LaMarcus and Montgomery. LaMarcus says, I met
- 1:10:04Speaker 12: a beautiful older woman online. I'm fifty seven and she's
- 1:10:08Speaker 12: fifty eight years old and she's old.
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: Why too right? Came out same year?
- 1:10:15Speaker 11: What did you talking about?
- 1:10:17Speaker 12: She told me up front that sex has never been
- 1:10:19Speaker 12: big on her to do list and that's why she
- 1:10:21Speaker 12: ended up divorced. She said she wanted to do things
- 1:10:24Speaker 12: differently with me, so we had sex after dating for
- 1:10:28Speaker 12: only a week. I see why she got divorced. She
- 1:10:32Speaker 12: has limited mobility. She's very stiff and her knees barely bend.
- 1:10:37Speaker 12: I thought her joints would warm up eventually, but they didn't.
- 1:10:41Speaker 12: She was uncomfortable the whole time. Should I be patient
- 1:10:45Speaker 12: with her or should I move on to someone that's
- 1:10:48Speaker 12: more experienced.
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: That's Lamarcus's question.
- 1:10:51Speaker 7: Oh oh wow, you got to put some hat on her.
- 1:10:55Speaker 7: You got warm this thing up, right, there's some tiger
- 1:10:59Speaker 7: bomb or something.
- 1:11:00Speaker 11: You got to get them.
- 1:11:01Speaker 7: Knees, elbows, get all every joint everything that being toes.
- 1:11:06Speaker 11: Let's get all this stuff working.
- 1:11:08Speaker 7: Drench her in icy hot and that way, and let
- 1:11:11Speaker 7: some time go by, because it takes a minute for
- 1:11:13Speaker 7: that ice had to kick in, you know, all you
- 1:11:15Speaker 7: you know, now, if you don't want that heavy smell,
- 1:11:17Speaker 7: get you that bio freeze.
- 1:11:18Speaker 11: That's a little bit I know about freeze.
- 1:11:22Speaker 7: Put that right there, and let's start bending her in
- 1:11:25Speaker 7: these positions. Let's work her first, all right, before we
- 1:11:28Speaker 7: may started, let's yeah, stretch her into these words. Yes, yeah, yeah,
- 1:11:34Speaker 7: And it sounds like she can. She ain't touched her
- 1:11:37Speaker 7: toes in you. You're gonna have to really really work
- 1:11:40Speaker 7: her out. You're gonna have to shape her, inform her
- 1:11:43Speaker 7: in these positions.
- 1:11:44Speaker 11: That you want her to be in.
- 1:11:46Speaker 13: That's good, he should be.
- 1:11:48Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:11:48Speaker 11: Yeah, but we got her all her down with this
- 1:11:51Speaker 11: icy hot.
- 1:11:52Speaker 17: I'm just saying, I mean, you know, if you gonna
- 1:11:54Speaker 17: have to get us some NFL equipment we're gonna need. Yeah,
- 1:12:00Speaker 17: we wouldn't use to me, they feel equipment in here.
- 1:12:02Speaker 17: You had to get a copper fit brace or something.
- 1:12:04Speaker 17: You don't need one of them, because yes, you gotta,
- 1:12:08Speaker 17: we gotta move.
- 1:12:09Speaker 8: Huh. That's what this is.
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: Get out of the three point stands for me. Now,
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: come on and get on back up. That's what you
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: have to do with her. We got to train her
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: because she did not move it at all.
- 1:12:17Speaker 13: So they're out in the park and what are they doing.
- 1:12:19Speaker 17: Come and tell you something. Let me tell you something.
- 1:12:21Speaker 17: This is what you don't want to hear in the bedroom.
- 1:12:22Speaker 17: Wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait wait.
- 1:12:25Speaker 7: Wait, no longer.
- 1:12:26Speaker 17: He can't live my leg that fan hold on now
- 1:12:28Speaker 17: wait wait come on, come on, LaMarcus, come on now,
- 1:12:32Speaker 17: that's my back.
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: Now come wait a minute. It's not a good situation.
- 1:12:36Speaker 17: It's not six fifty eight man, something is it the
- 1:12:39Speaker 17: two people from the Strawberry letter that was in the tub.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: Because it's like something they can't move.
- 1:12:45Speaker 12: No, they were thirty eight and forty four people in
- 1:12:48Speaker 12: fifty seven and fifty eight. Yeah, so then all right,
- 1:12:52Speaker 12: so take her outside in the park and work out.
- 1:12:54Speaker 12: He has to work out chicken.
- 1:12:55Speaker 11: And start working on something. Yeah, yeah, but do all
- 1:12:57Speaker 11: that naked though, don't do it with clothes on.
- 1:13:00Speaker 8: Do all that?
- 1:13:00Speaker 14: Nick?
- 1:13:01Speaker 8: Wait?
- 1:13:02Speaker 5: What why does that matter?
- 1:13:04Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:13:04Speaker 11: Because that's what she gonna be when they're doing it.
- 1:13:06Speaker 7: You can't. The clothes might create a problem. You can't
- 1:13:09Speaker 7: put all that ice and hot on then put them
- 1:13:11Speaker 7: clothes on.
- 1:13:11Speaker 14: Call.
- 1:13:14Speaker 11: Yeah, that doesn't work.
- 1:13:16Speaker 12: All right, guys, we're gonna move on. I think we
- 1:13:17Speaker 12: have time for one more. This one is from June
- 1:13:20Speaker 12: and Saint Pete. June says, I was doing laundry and
- 1:13:23Speaker 12: I found a female's business card in my husband's gym shorts.
- 1:13:27Speaker 12: I kept the card and put the shorts back in
- 1:13:30Speaker 12: the dirty clothes stack to see if he was going
- 1:13:32Speaker 12: to look for the card, and he did. I saw
- 1:13:35Speaker 12: him searching both pockets for the card. The lady is
- 1:13:39Speaker 12: a realtor, So should I ask my husband if he's
- 1:13:42Speaker 12: thinking about buying a new house to make him sweat
- 1:13:44Speaker 12: or put the card back?
- 1:13:46Speaker 11: Oh ladies, y'all, boy, y'all, y'all, what's your thanks?
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: Jr.
- 1:13:53Speaker 17: Yo tell ya, we can't have a card in our
- 1:13:56Speaker 17: pocket and you're looking for this, Yes, because I'm trying
- 1:14:01Speaker 17: to get us a new house and.
- 1:14:03Speaker 7: Put it on his forehead like you're playing bit but
- 1:14:07Speaker 7: if you're smart calling you put a card back and
- 1:14:10Speaker 7: just watch.
- 1:14:10Speaker 11: If you were smart.
- 1:14:12Speaker 13: Yeah, And that's what she's doing.
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: So that's how she asks the bottom. I'm getting to
- 1:14:16Speaker 3: the bottom of all this. Let's see you get the cocktail. Cocktail? Yeah,
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: who you're talking about moving? That's what you're thinking about.
- 1:14:26Speaker 3: You're thinking about moving?
- 1:14:28Speaker 5: You got down payment money off?
- 1:14:32Speaker 12: All right, go coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
- 1:14:35Speaker 12: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
- 1:14:37Speaker 12: after this.
- 1:14:39Speaker 11: Who is to the real? That's what?
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:14:43Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:14:48Speaker 13: Madonna is back in the news. She's been in there
- 1:14:51Speaker 13: for a little while now.
- 1:14:52Speaker 12: She's spoken out for the first time since she was
- 1:14:55Speaker 12: admitted to a hospital's I see you for a bacterial
- 1:14:58Speaker 12: infection last month. Post it a selfie on Instagram Monday
- 1:15:02Speaker 12: and captioned it quote, my focus now is my health
- 1:15:05Speaker 12: and getting stronger.
- 1:15:07Speaker 13: And I assure you I'll be back with you as
- 1:15:10Speaker 13: soon as I can.
- 1:15:11Speaker 12: Thank you for your positive energy, prayers and words of
- 1:15:14Speaker 12: healing and encouragement.
- 1:15:16Speaker 13: I have felt your love.
- 1:15:17Speaker 12: I'm on the road to recovery and incredibly grateful for
- 1:15:21Speaker 12: all the blessings in my life.
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: N okay, yeah, I heard her.
- 1:15:27Speaker 13: She was going to start her celebration tour.
- 1:15:30Speaker 12: Well, it's officially postponed until October, and we're glad to
- 1:15:34Speaker 12: see that she's home and recuperating.
- 1:15:35Speaker 13: Madonna is sixty four years old, still touring, still touring,
- 1:15:39Speaker 13: sixty it really is.
- 1:15:41Speaker 12: So do you think, Junior, you'll still be on stage
- 1:15:44Speaker 12: performing at sixty four?
- 1:15:45Speaker 13: You and Tommy what you think.
- 1:15:47Speaker 7: At sixty four? Said, I just got to going through something.
- 1:15:52Speaker 7: I'm trying to get to sixty four. I don't know
- 1:15:54Speaker 7: what I'm going to do.
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: I've got to get there first. Don't rush me now, wait,
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: wait a minute, but.
- 1:16:00Speaker 13: Don't you think of you know, the future, what your
- 1:16:03Speaker 13: life will look like in the future and stuff.
- 1:16:05Speaker 11: In the next ten years.
- 1:16:08Speaker 5: You're playing you.
- 1:16:11Speaker 8: In ten Yeah?
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: Oh god, that was heavy.
- 1:16:15Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:16:18Speaker 11: Yeah, I'll try tomorrow hard though, y'all.
- 1:16:22Speaker 12: Tomorrow Baby coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,
- 1:16:28Speaker 12: we'll play around him.
- 1:16:29Speaker 13: Would you rather right after this you're.
- 1:16:31Speaker 12: Listening Hard Morning Show, it's time for would you rather,
- 1:16:36Speaker 12: would you rather a woman that plays hard to get?
- 1:16:41Speaker 13: Or would you rather a woman that's aggressive?
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: No, not hardlay hard to get.
- 1:16:50Speaker 11: I've seen it aggressive before. That ain't what you want.
- 1:16:54Speaker 11: Come here, come, it's just it's scared.
- 1:16:58Speaker 17: Yeah, it's like yeah, uh huh, you know I came
- 1:17:01Speaker 17: my my propperly one time she popped out the bushes.
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: Where you going? Do you think you're about to do?
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: I didn't like that. I did not like that. Is
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: that aggression or that's aggression? That's aggression? And yeah, all right?
- 1:17:20Speaker 13: Bottom line, you like a woman that plays hard to get?
- 1:17:22Speaker 11: Okay?
- 1:17:23Speaker 12: Do you like a woman that or a spouse that
- 1:17:26Speaker 12: wines all day? Or you want one that drinks wine
- 1:17:29Speaker 12: all day? Which one?
- 1:17:31Speaker 11: Oh no, no, give me one that's wine?
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: Yeah, wine, Yeah, I could take it.
- 1:17:40Speaker 5: You want a winer all day?
- 1:17:42Speaker 8: You want to.
- 1:17:45Speaker 5: Wine all day?
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: She won't be able to talk and.
- 1:17:53Speaker 6: Your dinner.
- 1:17:55Speaker 8: Let me tell you something.
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: If she own wine, call in Shirley. He gonna sound
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: like that anyway, No, it's not.
- 1:18:03Speaker 13: It's gonna sound it's gonna be a little more slurred.
- 1:18:06Speaker 11: Yeah, a little slur to it.
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
- 1:18:10Speaker 12: Would you want a wife that takes would you want
- 1:18:13Speaker 12: to take a tork class with your wife?
- 1:18:15Speaker 13: Or would you want to take a pole dancing class.
- 1:18:18Speaker 11: I'm not getting on no pole now.
- 1:18:21Speaker 5: Although in the Magic City eating Chick.
- 1:18:27Speaker 11: That pole when I was in there, I have never won.
- 1:18:31Speaker 13: Yeah, so we're working, okay, Junior.
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: Nothing and nothing. I can't. I'm just gonna be in
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: the pole dance class watching her as I just how
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: the money at my wife. You're gonna make it, raina
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: make it. I'm gonna ask for it back when she
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: threw the.
- 1:18:48Speaker 10: You give.
- 1:18:51Speaker 8: All right?
- 1:18:51Speaker 12: Would you rather have several positions within five minutes? Would
- 1:18:56Speaker 12: you rather have one position for ten minutes?
- 1:19:00Speaker 17: No?
- 1:19:00Speaker 11: I want that fire because I ain't work for damn
- 1:19:02Speaker 11: at ten. No way, I want that five.
- 1:19:04Speaker 5: I don't tell nobody else that what God.
- 1:19:07Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. If you do that five right,
- 1:19:11Speaker 7: were everything is five? Goodness? And then all I want
- 1:19:15Speaker 7: after that call is a sandwich and some doritos and
- 1:19:19Speaker 7: uh cut that down, give me that remote control and
- 1:19:23Speaker 7: give me a glass of lemonade.
- 1:19:24Speaker 11: Man, I'm good.
- 1:19:28Speaker 13: What we do a good five?
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: A lot of positions are just now I'm doing that.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: I'm doing ten minutes one position. That's it because of
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: the game in a minute. Yeah game, that's today.
- 1:19:39Speaker 7: Rhyme would you rather get ten?
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: And I'm talking about this is gonna be nice for you.
- 1:19:45Speaker 12: We have we'll be back and have our last break
- 1:19:48Speaker 12: of the day coming up at forty nine minutes after
- 1:19:50Speaker 12: the hour.
- 1:19:50Speaker 13: We'll close out the show right after this.
- 1:19:52Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning show.
- 1:19:56Speaker 12: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
- 1:19:58Speaker 12: day on this Wednesday. This week is moving. Huh Yeah, man, man,
- 1:20:03Speaker 12: I'm saying, yeah, yeah, I know, I down, I know,
- 1:20:11Speaker 12: I know. I told you when it's Christmas tomorrow, tomorrow
- 1:20:15Speaker 12: in July.
- 1:20:16Speaker 7: I wish I wish my uncle would enjoy his dog
- 1:20:20Speaker 7: on vacation and quit texting me.
- 1:20:22Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, not enjoying it.
- 1:20:26Speaker 11: Because he keep.
- 1:20:27Speaker 7: Texting me stuff. Why would you text me somebody that
- 1:20:30Speaker 7: didn't learned how to get taller?
- 1:20:32Speaker 11: Why would you do.
- 1:20:36Speaker 16: That?
- 1:20:36Speaker 7: Why do I want to know that. I don't want
- 1:20:38Speaker 7: to know that somebody went from five eight to five ten?
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: Gonna shook me that?
- 1:20:46Speaker 7: Check out what I got a little exercise and just
- 1:20:49Speaker 7: look at every morning and and and he didn't over
- 1:20:53Speaker 7: course the time, he didn't gain two inches.
- 1:20:55Speaker 11: I don't want to. I don't want to see all that.
- 1:20:56Speaker 12: Remember we have that story a couple of weeks ago
- 1:20:59Speaker 12: about the man who into Turkey and got his legs extended.
- 1:21:02Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah did so it's real, it could happen.
- 1:21:06Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:21:07Speaker 13: So he's thinking about you on this vacation.
- 1:21:10Speaker 7: Your vacation, leave me alone. That ain't that ain't helping me.
- 1:21:13Speaker 7: That ain't thinking about me. He's just throwing some little
- 1:21:16Speaker 7: digs at me.
- 1:21:20Speaker 2: Stupid.
- 1:21:22Speaker 7: That's great, I got I gotta confess I did something
- 1:21:26Speaker 7: so stupid.
- 1:21:28Speaker 11: And don't tell, don't do not tilt.
- 1:21:32Speaker 13: Excuse me, I'm sorry. I said what like, I was surprised.
- 1:21:35Speaker 11: Yeah, you should be. You should be.
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: You should have all the way back.
- 1:21:41Speaker 18: So smart.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: That one surprised that surprise.
- 1:21:46Speaker 7: What happened?
- 1:21:51Speaker 16: What you do?
- 1:21:52Speaker 11: So don't laugh at me? Thought, please don't laugh at you.
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: We promised me.
- 1:21:55Speaker 11: What everybody know? Does everybody probably not laugh.
- 1:21:59Speaker 5: I'm not know everybody does.
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: We're not gonna laugh.
- 1:22:05Speaker 5: I'm not making that.
- 1:22:07Speaker 11: On the on the fourth of July, right July.
- 1:22:11Speaker 7: You know, in Houston, in Texas, it's scortchy, it's hot,
- 1:22:14Speaker 7: I mean, it's it's it's unbearable. Right, So I was
- 1:22:18Speaker 7: reading up when people were like I found out that
- 1:22:22Speaker 7: people were I wanted to find out how do you
- 1:22:24Speaker 7: get the temperature to your pool down so you can
- 1:22:27Speaker 7: enjoy it? So we could be nice and cool, you know,
- 1:22:30Speaker 7: and everybody get in the pool. I swear cooler.
- 1:22:35Speaker 11: Yeah, so because you know, the pool is like bath water,
- 1:22:37Speaker 11: it's like bad water is hot.
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: Oh I love it.
- 1:22:40Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, it's hot. So I read up.
- 1:22:44Speaker 7: I was on some a social outlet, social media outlet.
- 1:22:47Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, that's how they doing it, and I'm
- 1:22:50Speaker 7: thinking I didn't figure it out right, y'all. I ordered
- 1:22:55Speaker 7: two thousand and five hundred pounds of ice and had
- 1:23:00Speaker 7: it delivered. What so I could put it in the
- 1:23:03Speaker 7: pool and try to bring the temperature down. Okay, Now
- 1:23:07Speaker 7: the pool is a ninety something degree. I yeah, I
- 1:23:13Speaker 7: put that. I I had my boys out there, we
- 1:23:15Speaker 7: all busting these bags of ice over me putting that
- 1:23:17Speaker 7: ice in there.
- 1:23:17Speaker 11: I said, Dad is gonna show.
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: Y'all something that I'm laughing.
- 1:23:21Speaker 7: Sorry, my son, my son, Jordan's say, I don't think
- 1:23:24Speaker 7: it's doing anything, Goddy. I said, you just put the
- 1:23:27Speaker 7: ice in there, boy, get bust these bags over, get
- 1:23:30Speaker 7: this ice in it, and and and I mean it
- 1:23:33Speaker 7: took us a long time to get the ice from
- 1:23:36Speaker 7: the front from the front yard, from the truck delivery
- 1:23:38Speaker 7: to the backyard and get it in the pool.
- 1:23:42Speaker 11: We brought that temperature down one degree.
- 1:23:46Speaker 13: Oh, I'm not laughing.
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: I'm not laughing.
- 1:23:52Speaker 7: Nine hundred dollars worth of ice thinking up in the brain,
- 1:23:55Speaker 7: the pool down. And then they Mama, and then they
- 1:23:58Speaker 7: Mama looked at me, jacually me and saying, you threw it,
- 1:24:01Speaker 7: all your little crazy inventions. You threw it, all of this,
- 1:24:04Speaker 7: all your little crazy ideas we do is we threw not.
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: I was so not laughing. I know it sounds like it,
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: but I'm really I'm crying.
- 1:24:17Speaker 11: Stupidest thing Tommy has done this year right there.
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: That's a rich person prime. Yeah, I'm twenty pounds of
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: ice time, Just what it?
- 1:24:28Speaker 7: Five hundred pounds of ice, fifty thousand, fifty thousand gallons
- 1:24:33Speaker 7: of water.
- 1:24:34Speaker 11: I called myself trying to chill it. And it did not.
- 1:24:37Speaker 11: It didn't work. Buddy.
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: We heard what your wife said, But what did your
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: baby boy say? What did you written say?
- 1:24:42Speaker 7: I told you, I told you, I said, what shut up?
- 1:24:47Speaker 7: You get these get all these plastic bags in the
- 1:24:49Speaker 7: trash can.
- 1:24:50Speaker 11: Shut up.
- 1:24:53Speaker 5: Well, I'm with you.
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: I didn't think it was that.
- 1:24:58Speaker 11: I tried.
- 1:24:59Speaker 12: I trek try only because the temperature of the pool
- 1:25:03Speaker 12: was so hot. If the temperature of the pool was cooler,
- 1:25:06Speaker 12: a little cooler, it probably would have worked.
- 1:25:08Speaker 3: But is so hot outside the ice is melting right
- 1:25:12Speaker 3: right immediately immediately.
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: Here's a thought. I mean, maybe this possibly could have worked.
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: Getting the pool at night.
- 1:25:20Speaker 5: When the sun is.
- 1:25:21Speaker 11: The cookout was at three.
- 1:25:23Speaker 13: Oh, gotch okay, I like you y'all come on over.
- 1:25:27Speaker 7: About nine thirty. That's when Junior say we can get into.
- 1:25:30Speaker 13: Poke Jordan's one more time when the Jordan's.
- 1:25:36Speaker 7: I don't think it's doing anything, Daddy, I don't think.
- 1:25:39Speaker 11: I really don't.
- 1:25:40Speaker 20: Yeah, in the trash can, boy, Junior, you do anything,
- 1:25:46Speaker 20: you know kind of stupid And alright, your stupid thing
- 1:25:50Speaker 20: I've done already what you knew?
- 1:25:52Speaker 16: What?
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: Yeah, go in there and wake my wife up at night.
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: That's a stupid thing I've done.
- 1:25:56Speaker 17: Yeah, I shall have done that, asking her questions and
- 1:26:00Speaker 17: oh yeah, that's the stupest thing i've done. Yeah, I've learned, Yeah,
- 1:26:04Speaker 17: I've learned. Do not wake your wife up when they sleep.
- 1:26:07Speaker 17: That's what I've learned.
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: Every one. Yeah, yeah, that's that's the stupest thing I've done.
- 1:26:13Speaker 11: I'll tell you well, I find a pool chiller, I.
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: Can take his home.
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: Nephew.
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