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Coming 2 America, Sleeping Shaq, Junior Poetry, Comedy Roulette and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your baby dad, I show. Well, good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on now,
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  Speaker 1: dig me or one it only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Thank God for it all the time. Too. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here we go today. I want to share something with
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  Speaker 1: you that I'll help you because it's helped me. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I was telling the story once that this magazine called
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  Speaker 1: Rob Reporting, that that was the statue I used to
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  Speaker 1: see for years. I started buying Rob Reporting magazines years ago.
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  Speaker 1: So I just wanted to see what a fluent people did,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just wanted to see what people with means did,
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  Speaker 1: what type of investments they did, what they bought, you know,
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  Speaker 1: where they traveled to Rob Reports, just like, oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: like a big boy toy magazine. You can see what
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  Speaker 1: cars is out here. And I didn't have money for
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  Speaker 1: none of it. Just I was dreaming, though, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to see. And there's a statue inside
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  Speaker 1: this magazine of this man who was coming out of
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  Speaker 1: this bronze rock. And he was completely bronze, and he
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  Speaker 1: was muscular, and you know, he didn't look nothing like me,
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  Speaker 1: but he was a man coming up out of a rock.
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  Speaker 1: And he had a huge hammer and a chisel in
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  Speaker 1: his hand. And as his body from the waist up
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  Speaker 1: was coming out of this huge piece of stone, you
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  Speaker 1: could see where it was him who had been chiseling
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  Speaker 1: and forming himself. So the name of the statue was
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  Speaker 1: self made man. And for years man I said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a big house one day, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna put that statue in the backyard in the corner.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna be my little spot where I go chill,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm a self made man. Well, after years of
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  Speaker 1: working at becoming somebody and having reached a degree of success,
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  Speaker 1: I would have nothing to do with that statue. There's
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  Speaker 1: nothing about that statue that appeals to me anymore. Because
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  Speaker 1: on my journey and in my quest to become what
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  Speaker 1: I thought would be this self made man, why I
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  Speaker 1: could put this statue and had a statue in the
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  Speaker 1: corner be kind of cold, symbolizing it. I had made it.
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  Speaker 1: I realized on my journey there's no such thing as
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  Speaker 1: a self made man. That we all need help, and
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  Speaker 1: that God places people in our paths along the way
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  Speaker 1: that benefit us oftentimes. And it's the most unlikely person oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: and it's the most unlikely way that He presents these
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  Speaker 1: people in front of you. It's crazy how he does it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: And so this is a statue now that I look
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  Speaker 1: at and I go, I see what the creator was saying.
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  Speaker 1: And that's cool, but not not for me, because I
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  Speaker 1: needed help. And I've learned a lot of things like
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  Speaker 1: this along the way. And the part I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: share with you all about this is you've got to
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  Speaker 1: develop You've got to develop a sense of purpose. You
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  Speaker 1: have to develop a sense of purpose that's different. See,
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  Speaker 1: your purpose is created for you by God because when
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  Speaker 1: He created you as an individual from whatever two parents
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  Speaker 1: you may have, that's not important here. When he created you,
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  Speaker 1: he had something in mind for you, and it was
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  Speaker 1: a purpose. God has not created a single soul to
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  Speaker 1: become a criminal. God has never created a single soul
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  Speaker 1: to be a drug dealer. This came about through some
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  Speaker 1: decisions we made as sinners, and we stayed in that place.
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  Speaker 1: But see what he created us. He has a wonderful
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  Speaker 1: idea for us. But God gives us human beings this
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  Speaker 1: thing called choice, and we have the power to decide.
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  Speaker 1: So you can decide if you're going to adhere to
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  Speaker 1: the purpose that God created you and made you for,
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  Speaker 1: or you can go ahead and make some choices on
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  Speaker 1: your own. So like, if God wanted to give your
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  Speaker 1: life and give it to come to you and give
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  Speaker 1: you life more abundantly, and that's his promise if you
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  Speaker 1: come to him, if you choose him, then cool. But
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  Speaker 1: if you say, well this ain't moving along fast enough,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my own life of abundance, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: start slinging. Well, guess what now, Tad. You've made a decision.
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  Speaker 1: And see God's decisions and choices. The one thing I
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  Speaker 1: learned about him, God's decisions, choices, his voice, It has
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  Speaker 1: no sin in it. Ain't it amazing how many people
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  Speaker 1: and came up to you and say, the Lord wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to do this to you, and I'm doing it.
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  Speaker 1: That God is punishing you and I'm doing this to
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  Speaker 1: you because God gonna see that you get your day.
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  Speaker 1: Who was this person? Who is this person that God
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden gave this authority and power to God?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get at the nobody, Man, nobody, this person
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  Speaker 1: don't had a right to hold you to your past,
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  Speaker 1: the right to make you pay. So who makes them
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  Speaker 1: pay when they make mistakes? Because they all make them.
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  Speaker 1: So when I say you have to have a sense
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  Speaker 1: of you have to develop a strong sense of purpose.
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  Speaker 1: That means you have to strongly get in touch with
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  Speaker 1: your creator to find out what the purpose you were
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  Speaker 1: created for. See, it's two things that I had to
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  Speaker 1: learn along the way. My career was what I was
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  Speaker 1: paid for. My calling is what I was made for. See,
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  Speaker 1: it's two different things, folks. It took me a long
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  Speaker 1: time to learn it. Some people think that they calling
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  Speaker 1: is to be a performer. Well, that's what you paid for,
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  Speaker 1: and a big part of your life is your performance
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  Speaker 1: is tied directly to your gift. But what you made for, though,
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  Speaker 1: what you made for is to bring about some significant
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  Speaker 1: change in another human being's lives because we are all
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  Speaker 1: linked together in this chain. That's what you are here.
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  Speaker 1: For everybody has a purpose to do something wonderful, meaningful,
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  Speaker 1: or impactful for another person. You think the guy that
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  Speaker 1: invented the airplane was merely inventing the airplane so he
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  Speaker 1: could fly. No, his purpose was to become an inventor,
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  Speaker 1: to come up with this invention so he could fly
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  Speaker 1: and we all fly. See. Sometimes God will make you
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  Speaker 1: successful so you can become successful, so you can turn
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  Speaker 1: around and teach other people how to become successful. God
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  Speaker 1: save people, so you can turn around it tell other
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  Speaker 1: people how wonderful it is to be saved. You see
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  Speaker 1: how this thing work. That's what we have to do
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  Speaker 1: as people. And it's nothing that we have to go
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  Speaker 1: and discover. We have to go and develop it. But
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  Speaker 1: if you haven't discovered your purpose, it's simply because here's it.
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  Speaker 1: If you haven't discovered your purpose is simply because you
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  Speaker 1: have not contacted the creator and maker of your soul
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  Speaker 1: to ask and find out why you were created. It's
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  Speaker 1: as simple as that. If you buy a toyota, there's
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  Speaker 1: an owner's manual on the inside that will tell you
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  Speaker 1: everything you know how to best operate your toyota, how
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  Speaker 1: to make it work, how what to do They got
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  Speaker 1: a troubleshooting section. Your faith is the same thing as
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  Speaker 1: an owner's manual in your car. Open up that bulk man.
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  Speaker 1: Find out how to jumpstart your life, how to troubleshoot
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  Speaker 1: it and get on with your life, and find out
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  Speaker 1: your purpose and develop a strong sense of purpose. All right, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: on limited days as it is carried the whole team,
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  Speaker 1: so he won't make sure he ain't got to do
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  Speaker 1: him not being here. I didn't even know when he
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be in. So I was preparing myself to
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  Speaker 1: do more. I wasn't for bad to do more. I wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: I had a mind of stuff I'm gonna do. But
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  Speaker 1: you gotta set and after that that's it here. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta get mom. I gotta get my mind, all right
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  Speaker 1: for more stuff? Is all that much? I got all
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  Speaker 1: good things, you know, because it's really not necessary. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not right because I don't like how early it
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  Speaker 1: safe for kids after school all times to stuff, especially
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  Speaker 1: with the world we live, and I don't I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what it is fall no more, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: full thirty and be glad to go to bed, he
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  Speaker 1: Sore thirty am? Maybe, but maybe six coming up in
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  Speaker 1: for ask the clo cello. This one is from Calundra,
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  Speaker 1: Calendra in Atlanta, Calundra. She says, I'm thirty four and
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  Speaker 1: I had a virtual date with the man I met online.
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  Speaker 1: He had food delivered to my house and we had
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  Speaker 1: dinner together through zoom. It was a great date until
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  Speaker 1: he facetimed me later and I asked to see his place.
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  Speaker 1: I was mortified. His studio apartment is tiny and raggedy.
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  Speaker 1: His dinner table was a card table, and his bed
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have a headboard. There's no way I could see
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  Speaker 1: him again. But I want to make sure I'm not
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  Speaker 1: being irrational. He is thirty eight years old, so shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: he know better? Well, yeah, he knows better. Two things.
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  Speaker 1: He don't have a woman, and that's probably why he
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no woman. So you in a bit of
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  Speaker 1: a quandary because you could be the missing peace to him.
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  Speaker 1: But are you in the mood for a project? That's
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  Speaker 1: the question now, I don't you know. Look, I've been
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  Speaker 1: down and out before, so I'm the last person to
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  Speaker 1: press about it. But it's been a long time since
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  Speaker 1: I ain't had headboard money. It's been a wild I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna get a damn headboard. I don't know what it is,
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  Speaker 1: but just laying down on that mattress up against that wall,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't the same as a bed, and just look incomplete.
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  Speaker 1: Because when you pull a fall down behind that, damn
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  Speaker 1: it it's gone. It's gone. That looks. Don't nobody want
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  Speaker 1: to lay on your ragged ass homemade headboard. Shot. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna make it out of what do you make
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  Speaker 1: a headboard out of? Wood? Right there? Now? You go
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  Speaker 1: over mad house and some damn plywood against walled. You
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  Speaker 1: make it look nice, Steve, haven't you ever seen painted plywall? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: but you can put phone on it and yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this ragged ass homemade looking headboard. You ain't gonna know
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  Speaker 1: he did that, so it's not creative. Hey, listen, listen, lady.
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  Speaker 1: According to Shirley and Carlin, Hey, get on over there
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  Speaker 1: and get involved in a d y I project yourself
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  Speaker 1: going over there, get home deep on the line, somebody
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  Speaker 1: do you think? All right? Clo Samuel and Clearwater, Florida, says,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fifty seven years old and I'm married to a
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  Speaker 1: fifty six year old beautiful woman, and our sex life
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  Speaker 1: is amazing. We've been married for three years, and from
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  Speaker 1: the beginning of our marriage, she has slept in the
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  Speaker 1: master bedroom and I sleep in a guest room across
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  Speaker 1: the hall. When I moved into her home, I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was a temporary thing. But I'm still getting up
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  Speaker 1: after sex and going to my own room. She doesn't
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  Speaker 1: want to sleep with me. What should I do? If
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  Speaker 1: the sex is amazing, you got to get home. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't no head to go home before. It's always about him. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: let me just play it on D If we had
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  Speaker 1: this amazing six and we ain't got the cuddle and
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  Speaker 1: you want me to go to the other room, oh
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  Speaker 1: damn it. I'm in now, man, got me a TV
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  Speaker 1: and now boar, So you better love your life. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: have amazing sick boy who I don't know what it is?
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  Speaker 1: Did they do that? Yeah? Yeah, keeps it exciting. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you coming over tonight. I think about it on the
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  Speaker 1: phone up they each man. Come on, man, y'all get
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  Speaker 1: to leave your own face boy. Yeah yeah. It just
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  Speaker 1: all depends on what works for you. I guess work
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  Speaker 1: all right, Desci and Nashville says, my husband and I
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  Speaker 1: have gone through a lot of rough patches. We're both
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  Speaker 1: forty four and work full time, but he never has
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  Speaker 1: any money. I got tired of his lot and I
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  Speaker 1: called his ex wife and asked why she really divorced him.
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  Speaker 1: She divorced him because he had an outside child on her,
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  Speaker 1: and she found out when he didn't pay child support
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  Speaker 1: and got arrested. His legal document to go to a
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  Speaker 1: po box so I won't find out about the child
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  Speaker 1: or the money. Do I give him a chance to
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  Speaker 1: tell the truth or should I file for divorce? Well,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't kept his child or secret. Now if you
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  Speaker 1: want to be the other ex wife, then file for divorce.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know why the dude won't come
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  Speaker 1: clean about the child. She's tired of his life. You're
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  Speaker 1: pining child support? He ever got no money because she
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  Speaker 1: obviously getting a big chunk of the check. Then taxes,
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  Speaker 1: taxes and child support and you got a regular job
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  Speaker 1: and cutting in pretty thick now, So I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what to tell you. Give him a chance to come clean.
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  Speaker 1: I want to ask your question, if he comes clean,
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  Speaker 1: what changes for you? Still ain't gonna had no money,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what you seem to be mad about. And
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  Speaker 1: he still didn't tell you, And you can wait for
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  Speaker 1: him to come clean all you won't. He ain't just
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  Speaker 1: like the X found out you found out? Wow? Right?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Jay? Did you have a question? You usually? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I do. I always have the man. You come this way,
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready. So a fella's with his girl for the
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  Speaker 1: very first time. He did not deliver the goods. Does
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  Speaker 1: he ate ask for a second chance or to leave
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  Speaker 1: it alone? What should he do to he didn't first
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  Speaker 1: you had to create an immediate excuse, like I'm hot.
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  Speaker 1: That's how they got first. Yeah, that's how they got
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  Speaker 1: to him. You could tell him more. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: by Polo. I forgot what I was doing. You know,
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  Speaker 1: might work. No, I was having sex, and then I
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  Speaker 1: forgot I was having sex. And that was and that
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  Speaker 1: producer serious drop off in my effit because I was
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  Speaker 1: right in the middle of it. I just forgot what
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  Speaker 1: I was doing and next thing I know who it
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  Speaker 1: was over. So as for a second chance, A no
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  Speaker 1: creating an excuse, say, hey, look, I want to apologize
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  Speaker 1: about the other night. You know, man, I'm just I
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  Speaker 1: just wasn't myself. Man, I just I don't know what happened,
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  Speaker 1: but I can promise you it won't happen again. But
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  Speaker 1: you better have something with that next time though. All right,
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up next, the nephews out, but Junior
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  Speaker 1: is here to run that prank back the gas station
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  Speaker 1: by yourself from black Hand. Right after this, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show coming up at the top of the hour
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  Speaker 1: and trending movie news Coming to America. Well, we can't
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  Speaker 1: wait to watch it, so we're gonna reminisce and talk
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  Speaker 1: about some of our favorite moments from the first Coming
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  Speaker 1: to American movie. Right now, Junior is here for the
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  Speaker 1: nephew to run that prank back. What you got for us, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: Well he left us with NBF you. That's no blacks
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  Speaker 1: for you, No blacks for you, running cat. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach uh Nicolele. Please, this is she?
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  Speaker 1: How you doing? Listen, I'm giving you a call. You
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  Speaker 1: you happen to be UM in a relationship with a
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  Speaker 1: with a black man? I am I right, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? I'm sorry? My name is Brian Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to give my full name, but it's
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  Speaker 1: Jiadiah Jiadiah Malcolm okay, and and I'm sorry. Why are
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  Speaker 1: you calling? Okay? Now you you you are a Caucasian woman? Correct? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Why I'm still trying to get to why are you calling? Well,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on is UM. I'm with an organization and
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  Speaker 1: we're calling people who are in interracial relationships. And from
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  Speaker 1: my understanding, you are in an interracial relationship. Correct, Yes, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm with nb FU and that's uh NBFU is no
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  Speaker 1: blacks for you. And what we're doing is we're trying
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  Speaker 1: to get racist to go back to dating each other,
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  Speaker 1: you know, which means Caucasians going back. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I first, I don't know who do you think you
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: are calling my house? But that's just not going to happen.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: And I don't know where this organization is based out of.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, you must be some country bumpkin or something
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: and you have just really called the wrong house. Okay, well,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: no when U NBFU ma'am has been around since the
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: early nineteen forties. Yeah, I can imagine. I can imagine that.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sure at some points you guys have to shut
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: down because this is just ridiculous, do you know. I mean,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Obama's mother was white at the Are you gonna go
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: knock out his door too? What the hell are you?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have time to knock on Obama's door.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: He's business. Whatever I'm trying to do is get the
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: rest of the country understand black and that's what I'm playing.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to try to tell us we can't
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: be together because you're black and I'm white. He's calling yo,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: what's up? Who this? Uh? Okay? Who? Who? Who? Who
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: is this? This is a I'm a man. Who this? Okay?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: This is Gadia Malcolm. And what I'm doing, man, is well,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm with an organization called nb FLU and NBFU. Man,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: there's no Blacks for you. Which what we're trying to
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: do is we're trying to get all racists to go
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: back to each other. What you're talking tripping? Man? You
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: what what? What kind of organization is that y'all are tripping? Okay, brother,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: let me ask you don't feel you don't feel empty
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: without the sister on your side. You don't you're empty
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: without loving black woman on your side. That's what I'm
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: asking you, brother. I got I got plenty of black
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: woman on my side, but that don't mean that I
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: had to be in a relationship with a black woman.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I'm in a relationship with a woman I loved. So
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: that's what it's about. Now. I don't feel empty. That's
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: the first problem with your organization right there, that the
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: premise is wrong. Okay, okay, okay, but brother, what we're
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: trying to do, man, we don't want to lose our rate.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: We don't want the blacks to lose the strength that
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: we have. And if blacks continued to date and mate
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: with blacks, then we would be as powerful and stronger
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: than any other race in the world. Where do you
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: get this number from? Man? Excuse me, I get this
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: another in the first place, Dude, I mean, I ain't
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: got time all this. Man, This is a nonsense bro.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: How you Why are you calling u? Hey? Man? Because
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: all y'all interracial or couple? Yeah, but what businesses that? Man?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: That ain't not in your business? Hey, But it is
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: my business. Is I'm with if I'm with n b
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: L for you know that you you're a black person
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: that integrated within another race. And what we're trying to do, man,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: is get you to understand come back to your race
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: and be comfortable and happy in your race. You don't
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: really now, dog, come back to my race. I ain't
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: never left my razor. Dog. You are tripping, yo, and
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: be you you y'all get off our phone. Man, don't
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: call hit no more. Whatever? Do you think that you
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: are happier with a Caucasian woman than you would be
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: with a black woman? Man, I don't even I don't
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: want to entertain it. Don't call hit no more. Don't
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: call hitting no more. Let me ask you be a
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: man and answer the questions. Dog, you know what you're
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: about to get you up? Well, Dog, you know you
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: really you really gonna get your will be a man.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: You know what if you bring it over here, you'll
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: find out how much of a grown man I am. Hey, man,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: don't get your don't man while I'm in the middle
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: of asking you these questions, because I ain't got no
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: problem coming over there. I got your phone number, I
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: got your address to bring your goone over and see
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: what you find. I'm asking you about these relationships. Man,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Are you more comfortable in a relationship with a Caucasian
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: woman than you are with a black woman? Dog, I
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: told you Land it ain't even about that, and we
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: ain't even going into that. So look this, please, brother,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: can you stop calling him? Don't call my girl. Man.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: We're calling all inter racial people around the country. That's
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: what nb F you, Doug. We call all of y'all
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: and we try to talk some sensing to you and
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: see if you can change the world and go back
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: to the racist from which is you came. You're tripping
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: yell you're really tripping, man, you know what, obviously just
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: a mental institution you're calling from because there's something wrong
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: with you. So look, don't call him no more, and
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: we ain't got no more problems. I say this, I
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: say this to you. I'm going to your your girl's job,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: and I'm talking to her face to face tomorrow about
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: this whole situation. You know what, And you're gonna get
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: your woo. No, I ain't getting my I'm going tomorrow
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm talking. Matter of fact, I ain't even call
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: to talk to you. You'll put our back on the fall,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: damn with you showed at her job, demannk he would happen.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I'm showing up at her job. Put her back on
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: the phone. Show up at her job, demors he would happen.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: You didn't change, man, You change. Don't know me from
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: the beginning. Dude, how he's gonna come down and change?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: You don't know me? Look at me. I don't know
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: how your brothers gets. Man. I'm as black as I
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: ever was, and you can't measure my blackness because of
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: who I'm dating. You show up at her job tomorrow,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get your You ain't gonna sit and threaten me. Man,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I am with jan you don't work? Can l happen? Now?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I'm worth that. You're done. You're done, so you can
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: stop calling the house a woman to your job to Mark.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Do you want to say I'm coming again? Theas you
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: all you need to me? Matter fact, you can have
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: your man at your job at lunchtime. Not only am
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I gonna talk to you at lunchtime, I'm a whooping wow,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: gonna be any talking you show up, There's not gonna
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: be any talking. Jay's gonna be a black man. You
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: have a discussion to uphold help you? Okay, you know
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: what that's a saying? Are you on with the fool?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Makes you a fool? So this conversation is over. Could
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I say one more thing to you? What this is?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Nephew tim Me from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your girlfriend. My goodness, Wow, okay,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: he's about to take his blood press what hey, hey, hey,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: nephew tim Me, I ain't never like knowing. I gotta
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: ask y'all before I leave, and I need to hear
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: this from both of y'all. What is the baddest radio
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: show in the land. Steve n b you did for you,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up to the top of the hour,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: we'll have some entertainment and national news for you right
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show. Well, guys, everybody's talking
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: about it, and we certainly cannot wait to see Coming
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: to America to the number two. Okay, it's gonna be
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: streaming on Amazon Prime this weekend. Coming to America stars
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: of course, the brilliant Eddie Murphy, our Cineo Hall, James,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Earl Jones, Tracy Morgan, Leslie Jones, Wesley Snipes, Tanna Taylor,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: and Eddie's daughter Bella Murphy. Or in the sequel. It's
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: so many people in this sequel, so many stars. We
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: can't wait to see it. It's been so long. Has
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: it been over thirty years since the first Coming to America?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: But um, I gotta ask you, guys, I think, Steve,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: you said the other day that Coming to America was
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: your favorite comedy movie ever. Are you giving it a
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: standing ovation? Yeah? Oh, oh, okay, But I mean Coming
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: to America for me was my all time favorite comedy movie.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of comedy movies. I don't
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: watch a lot of comedy movies the opposite comedy. You
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: know some A lot of stuff be corny to me.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I don't you know. Hangover made me laugh out loud
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: on some scenes. But I normally not a big comedy fan.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: But my greatest moment I pulled a clip. This is
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: my greatest moment. See don't you agree? I believe the children.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Teach them, wear hand, let them need the
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: We show them all the beauty. He give them a sense,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: make it easier. Some of the good stuff right coming up,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Join your shop, enjoy your man. I decided love never walk.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: He't in a warm shadow yet my family. Echine, you
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: can't tinkle with my dignities. He called the great ask
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: lovel the ball inside me chomping. What damn that boy
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: saying you must be crazy good, you must be that
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: What was my favorite seat in that Damn when Eddie
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: turned around that corner, when round that drum set and
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: brushed up against that simple man. Can I say that
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: it's such a good part of that clipping so much
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: for me and Steve's might agree with this. We've opened
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: for those singers we have wen' We hadn't been on
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: shows with them. Damn singers that were horrible, I mean horrible.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Open at a loud at a holiday end and the singer,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: you know, he had a keyboard, played the drums, everything
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: all in one little music box. His ass was horrible, horrible.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Old black dude couldn't sing word for damn off key.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hey, y'all stay right there. A little
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: bit later on the night, little bit later on, got
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: a comedian for you. Funny. I saw him, saw him
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: in the lobby. He looked, funny. We don't think one
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: for the call right now, but coming up to the
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: stage right now, y'all please with your hand together. Fuck
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: your name? What do you need me? What do you need?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Andy Brown and the Brown everybody? Andy Brown boy? Hey, man.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I got announced one day. One day I got announced
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: at the Riverside Ballroom when Johnny Carson got his start
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: in Lincoln, Nebraska. I thought I was gonna go to
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: a place. I said, Man, I'm at the place where
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Johnny Carson got started. Well, you gotta remember how old
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Johnny is. So all it was was a barn and
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: they called it the Riverside Ballroom. Had sawed us on
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: the floor of the country place. The guy pulled he
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: snatched the juice box plug out. That stopped all the
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: damn dancing. He pulled a peach crate in the middle
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: of the floor and slid the beer signed from my
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: mom over the pool table, right over the light. When
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I stood up on the peach crate, my head was
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: barely touching the day. I'm like, I couldn't have Tippy
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: told her nothing. And the way he announced me said,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, here here, come on up the comedian
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: no name, No. I walked up and stood up on
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: that thing. I'm the only black in the room. And
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Lord Jesus pressure or I'm handy. See, Junior, you didn't
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: have you didn't have to go through that phase. Junior.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: You know we had already. Me and Jay was out
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: there with machetes. We had machetes. We had already cut
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: the trail. So y'all ain't had to do that but
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: me and Jay, And like when I work with Jay
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: after Jay was a long time for I work with
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: a black because Tom Sobel was the only booking agent
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: that would put two blacks on the show. He was
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: only one, all right, Oh other than that man, it
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: couldn't be two blacks on the show. Yeah, I did
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: do some dance flows. I did a plenty of dance flow,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: dance flowing in the middle of the flow. Purple Pas
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Mississippi dog, Yeah, Pink Flamingo in at Mole, Alabama, right
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: outside the prison. I opened for Little Milton. Show started
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: at eight let mclock. Milton as still wasn't now I've
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: been on stations nine thirty. Ye, Doc, I'm out of
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: all material. All right, everybody coming up a twenty minutes
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: after we'll look into the mind of j Anthony Brown.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Steven Show. All right, Steve,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: come on, introduce your guy. You're higher your friend here,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown? What you got well? As you know,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: ladies and Genman's been watching the news and then making
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: some arrest of the people who stormed UH capital about
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: a month ago. Now the Proud Boys, so to speak,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: they had one black member on the phone. Right now,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: we have one of the black Proud members on the phone.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: How you doing, sir? What's going on with you? How
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: you how you doing? Man doing? I'm about pretty good?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Pretty good? Yeah? What should we call you? What is it?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: You know? What should we call you? Sir? All all,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: just call me X call your x okay, okay, oh
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: what what was your thoughts? First of all? Was that you?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: First of all, was that you we saw inside the
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: capitol with the red hat on? Was that you? Yeah?
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Hell me me? Wow? When? When and when you were standing?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Are your your look lost? What was that about? Well? Hello?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Was lost? How do you how do you get in
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: that predicament where you end up inside the capitol standing
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: by yourself all alone? How did that happen? What? What?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: White friends? White friend? Minute? Damn white friends? Yeah? What
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: could you explain about my white friends? I mean, well,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: you know you know why white friends ain't bad? Now,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: you know they you know, you're good from paying the
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: check when it comes, you know, they they leave your money,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: then they forget about it. You know it ain't got
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: no problem with you sleeping over every nine and then.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: You know, but the only thing they ever get drunk.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: You know you're gonna hear them, you hear that, you know,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you know, let's come on, let's don't take a ride
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: and turn something up. You know what what did that sound?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: You know that's said that's my white friends? Does that?
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: You know? And uh, you know when they do? You
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: know you got getting the car trouble after that? When
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: did you realize you made a mistake? As soon as
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I saw my black ass on my own cell phone,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: that was definitely my all hell no moment. Okay, Uh,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: do you do know that you're in a lot of trouble?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Right that? You do know that? Right? No? No, not
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: at all. I'm I'm about to go Michael Jackson on
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: their ass. Ain't anybody gonna be befreying me? What do
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: you mean by that? Well? You know, I'm ana thin
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: the lips out, some some bleach on my skin, and
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: the next time you see me, I'm gonna be white
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: as anybody white, you know you, I'm gonna have good credit.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be white as Mike pars Head coming up back.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be white than mister clean dipped in flower.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the show, all right,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: So guys, I gotta ask you. Did you see uh
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: d Wade's post of Shack sleeping. Shack was caught sleeping
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: by his NBA T and T co host and they
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: posted it. He has this um they say, Shaq wins
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: the NBA snoring title. He has this sleep happia like
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: seapap machine on his head, you know, uh huh. And
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go over your nose. It's over
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: your head, it's over your entire face, your whole face.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: And he's out. He's out like a light. Uh So, Steve,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: you know what, it reminded me of the time you
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: fell asleep on the job. I wish I had posted
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: that it only it only takes one. Oh. When I
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: was in Vegas. Uh yeah, you remember that we had
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: to do radio at three am in the morning in
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Vegas because it was six am Eastern. So I've been
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: up gamblet all night. I ain't even been to bed.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I'm on the crap table at two forty five, so
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I get to the We had a booth and we
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: had the radio station set up Stare. The guest that
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: day was from the hotel, the MGM, and we were
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: supposed to promote the MGM Grand And I've been up
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: all night, so I didn't took my shoes off because
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: the gators and starting to paint, you know, them gators
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: is digging into my feet, so I had them off.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: You know, you know how you be rubbing your toes,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: rubbing them together. And the two white men came in
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: with suits on, and they set out and we was
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: waiting and we went to commercial break and that was it.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: I was looking at them, two white men, and next
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: thing I know, my head was straight back. I was
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: dead asleep. So Shirley came out of break and it
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: startled me. And when I popped up, I had the
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: mic in my head and I dropped it on the
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: floor and all I heard was plunk And I woke up.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Shirley said Steve, and I grabbed the mic and let
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: me tell you something, Junior. I didn't know. Hold them
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: two white dudes, I thought, the fans, the fire fads. Yeah,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I thought, because that little tight as jackets on the
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: tacky pans, he said, defends then got me. Was I
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: cheating at the dice table? What did I do? Shirley said, Steve,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: we live. I went, yeah, thank you, and dog Sureley,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: So what do we talk with Steve? We're here though,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: welcome un MGM executives and them too white me with
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: just looking at me like did his black ass just talk?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I was knocked knock out. Needless to say, that deal
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: fell apart. Never did business with him again to this hotel.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: So you understand Shack taking a little cat. Yeah, but
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: you know they always dog and shock go ahead, and
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: sometimes you don't take a nap, a nap, take your ass,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: and when you wake up it could be like Sunday,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: you don't know what the hell? Man, Hey, have you
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: ever taken a nap and it been such a thorough
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: nap that when you wake up, you don't know if
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: it's morning night? Yes, you ain't really show for Yeah,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: that just happened to me. Last. If you travel a lot,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: you think, yeah, you can get what times on you
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: in your Oh, I woke up. I took a nap
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: in La one time. A matter of fact, what he
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: was doing NFL Honors. I took a one hour nap,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Marger says Steve, I wake up when it's time to go.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I woke up early and thought I had missed the
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: NFL Honors panic. Yeah, it's like when you're gonna take
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: a nap about four, when you wake up at seven
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: and the sun goes yea, all right, Look coming up next,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Junior is in for the nephew with Today's Frank phone call.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening show all right, coming up
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today. Get a load of
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: this subject. I'm m ff and tired. We'll get into that.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: It's hitting a little bit yesterday, you say yesterday? Right now?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Junior Junior is in for the nephew with today's prank
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: phone call. What's you guy for it for? It's Junior,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: all right. The prank today, ladies and gentlemen, is six
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: to ten. I don't know what this is, but it's
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: sixty ten. Run a cat. He was trying to speak
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: to a Latrenda. Please, this is Latrenda. Who is this?
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Can you work at the time with Sean? Yes? I do?
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Who is this? Okay? What you there? Did you work
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: last Wednesday? Like from six to I guess six to close? Yeah?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: I work every Wednesday? Yeah? Who who is this? Hey?
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: My name is Ralph and I basically, uh, you know,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: looked around to try and get your phone them. I
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: got a bit of a complaint. Wait wait, wait wait wait,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: you're calling me with a complaint on my cell phone.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Who gave you my number? I've done the research to
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: get your number, man, And what I'm calling you about
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: is while I was in there at getting a sandwich,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: and eating. I'm realizing that you came out of the
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: bathroom without washing your hands and which First of all,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: you need to be calling the corporate headquarters if you
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: got a complaint or you caught that one hundred number
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: on the back of your receipt. Don't be calling my
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: cell phone. Whoever gave you gave you myself on them
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: a whoof day. Hey, listen, listen. The problem is is
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: that you're coming out not washing your hands. No, No,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: the problem I don't never come out and not wash
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: my hands. First of all, I'm I've been working out
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: for three years. Okay, be coming to me with no
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: books that I hadn't came out and I washed my hands.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I guess you ain't been washing your hands for no
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: three years and you you're coming out, you know, unsanitizing
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: this way you're treating people. Don't. First of all, don't
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: be calling my phone talking behind I ain't washed my hands,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: like I said, I've been there three years. I've been
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: employer of a month six times. Don't be coming to
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: me with a none of this book. I don't know
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: how you employ the money. You must be the nasty
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: employer of the money because you're coming out. You're not
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: washing your head. I saw you scratch your head and
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: you ain't putting cloves on. Who always for gloves on
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: my head? You ain't have my gloves on. We don't
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: know who the hell you think you are. But don't
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: be calling my phone with this one. You need to
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: be calling headquarters if you gotta complaint. I tell you what.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming are the moll to
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: see if you're gonna be up in there with some
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: gloves on, or you gonna come out there out of
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: the bathroom again with the same thing. Come on up there.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there from sixty close sixty' clocks and
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I'll bet you if you come up to the mall,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it sandwich you'all you're gonna do what
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it sandwich out? Show who's you think
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: you're talking to? Yo? You said your name was round right.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Don't be calling my phone with this. Hey, let me
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: tell you something. All I'm saying to you is this
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: right here. If I come up in there to morrow
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: and find out you ain't got some gloves on, you're messroot.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I get who all right? You're gonna with mine. You're
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: gonna want sixty ten. I'm gonna be up there from
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: six to ten, and I ain't gonna call nobody. Ain't
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: calling my brothers, my cousin, my uncle or nothing. I'm
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: gonna whooping by myself. Excuse me, you're gonna you You're
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: gonna try to take on them. Man, I'm gonna whoop
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: your by myself. That's what I said. You need to
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: get you a little man. Sit behind in the bathroom
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: and wash your hands and keeping them put on your hand.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be coming some people food like that. Bring
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: your throwing up there six to ten. You know where
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I work? Six si ten and I'm gonna whoop y'all.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Who do you think you're talking to? I don't even
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: know who you are, but I'm gonna know ya tomorrow.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your throwing up there
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: six si ten and I'm gonna whoop y'all. I'm coming
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: up there to morrow. Come on, I'm not going up
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: to tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm gonna tell you how
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: to be sanitize. I'm gonna be what some gloves on.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Do you hear me? You're gonna be like, and you
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: steady talking about whoop them? That's a little Bring you
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: up there, we gonna see who's gonna get hit? Whoof
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: What kind of man is you anyway to be talking
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: about fighting a walk? You want? And you want? What
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: what you called me? Um? Be te at you. I'm
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: coming up to the see you tomorrow. Is you gonna?
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Is you gonna be ready when her get up there?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: What kind of you anyway? Like Carver friend? How much
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: you gonna fight female y'all with some hand washing? Bring
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: your frick and I'm gonna show you what it is.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Sixty ten, I'm gonna be here. Matter of fact. I'm
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: gonna be here at five forty five. Bring your sup
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: for five o'clock again, and I'm gonna whoop y'all. Who'd
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: you thirt? You talking to me? I Do'm gonna I'm
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: gonna talk to bring cup for tomorrow. Sixty ten. You're
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: gonna see, You're gonna see what's up. I gotta one
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: of my friend to say to you for her come
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: up to tomorrow. I don't ya you got to say,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm gonna whoop ya say that. I
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: got I got one more three. Un listen to me.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: What do you listen? What? What listen? If you tell
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: me from the Steve Harbard Morning Shop, who you say? Who?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Hey this nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: You just got franked by your co worker. Man, you man,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: she man, y'all got me. Man's like sixty t tomorrow.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I got something for her. She gonna have to watch
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: her back every hour, every hour on the hour. I
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: got something for her. I ain't gonna hurt her, but
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna do it in tomorrow. Believe that you ready,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: though I was, Hell, yeah, I'm gonna who man, you
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: don't even know what you had a stuff for you?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: You was like, y'r uncle's gonna pull me off. And
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: that probably wouldn't have been enough either. Hey, I got
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you, baby girl. What what
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: is the badest radio station in the land? You already
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: know Steve Harvey Morning Show. She had a down no
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: but here, what but she here? What? Tommy didn't know?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: She said, I ain't gonna tell my brothers, my cousins,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: all my uncles, every last one of them's gonna be
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: up there, up there. I can tell you that right now.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: She I ain't gonna tell my brothers, my cousin, my ancle.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: As soon as he hung up the phone, this man
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: come calling me telling my and boy if she liked
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: that them dudes, oh my goodness, lolion. But the way
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: she sounds, by the time them dudes get up there,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: that ass woman would be over because she didn't sound
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: that she was playing with time. Yeah, it wouldn't be
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: nothing for them to do. But look at Timmy on
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: the ground. She was prepared to whoop his ass on
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: her own. She was like, Yeah, it's a shame tummy
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: isn't here today because it is National Multiple Personality Day?
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Who know that they had a special day? Sure is
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: not funny. Don't have multiple personalities? He just stupid. He
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: just come across a lot of way. Look, no, no, no, no,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: it's just one person. He's stupid. What makes him multiple
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: personality is he don't think he is Monday Monday times.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: I always thought it was multiple personalities. Got a lot
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: of personalities going on in the head, A lot of
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: moist Yeah, the all control by his stupid ass though
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: laughing too hard at birth. I knew something was wrong
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: when him. I knew something was wrong when he when
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: he wasn't growing right, No, then he just stopped like
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Tommy Saint Hype he was when he was thirteen. So
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: he just stopped right at thirteen nothings. But even he
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: ran back and played sports and stuff right, didn't run track,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: ran track where surely don't don't don't bring up speed.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: And he still runs to this day track at the
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: white school. And so Tommy went to white school and
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: was on the track team. Tommy had went to same school.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I went to Glenville in Cleveland. Tommy would be made
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: the team. Tom's tom went to white school. Then as
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: soon as he raised black ass junior, what happened to him?
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm mf and tired. As a subject, we'll
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to show
• 52:55
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• 52:58
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• 53:09
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• 53:12
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• 53:15
  Speaker 1: That's for you, Jay always, all right, lady, and gentlemen,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: it is time for the Strawberry Letter with my good
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: friends Shirley Strong theory. All right, thank you, thank you,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: thank you, junior. Subject this subject right here. I'm m
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: f and tired. Okay, I love it. Steve loves it too.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: You know that, all right, Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: thirty two year old single mother with one child, and
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I'm pregnant with my second child. I'm pregnant by my
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: best friend who happens to be married. We've been friends
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: with benefits for almost ten years, and his wife thinks
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: we're just best friends, so she's accepted me as part
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: of the family. She's aware that I'm pregnant, but since
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend's baby, I've told her husband that it's
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: time for us to stop messing around and be serious
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: now because we have a baby on the way. I
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: told him that he needs to tell his wife before
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: the baby is born. I want my child to know
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: his father and have a relationship with his father's two kids.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: When we found out I was pregnant, he panicked and
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: asked me to terminate the pregnancy. I refused to do that,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: and when we found out it's a boy, he was overjoyed.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: The problem is every time he's about to tell his wife,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: some life changing event happens with her. The first time
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: he tried to tell her, she had a minor car
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: wreck and had to wear a neck brace for a month.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: He said that he didn't want to tell her while
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: she was in pain. Three weeks after that, she got
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: COVID nineteen and spent a couple of days in a hospital,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: so he didn't tell her. Then fast forward to last week,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: he was supposed to tell her, and he said she
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: passed out at work and the doctor said she may
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: have had a stroke. Listen, I don't want to kill
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: the woman by telling her about our baby on the way,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: but I'm mfans tired of all her problems. He could
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: be lying to stall me out, so I'm tempted to
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: call her myself, Steven Shirley. Is he full of bs?
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Or what? What you're not gonna do is put our
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: name in your mess? Is hateful of bs? You're the
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: one that's full of bs. This is craziness right here.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: This is a mess. Mess on top of a mess.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: You've gotten yourself into A young lady, thirty two year
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: old single mother with one child and pregnant with another.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: You know what do you think Steve and I can
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: do for you? I can tell you right now, we
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: can't do anything for you because the damage is already done.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: You are determined to tell this wife no matter what,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: knowing and even not caring that this is going to
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: hurt her and of course break up his family. You're wrong,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: You are wrong. You've been the side chick slash best
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: friend for ten years now, and you think you're owed
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: something because of that, Because now all of a sudden
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: you're pregnant. You're you're not owed anything. But I tell
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: you who is owed something. The baby is owed something,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: not you. You knew what you were getting into when
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: you got into this ten years ago. He is married, okay,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: with a whole wife. He hasn't left her in all
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: these ten years that you guys have been together. Have
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: you ever asked yourself why? I'll tell you because he
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: didn't want to, He didn't want to lead, he didn't
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: want to be with you. Okay. He liked the arrangement
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: just like it was. He had his cake and he
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: ate it too. Okay. Now here's a baby, you know
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: that's got to He's got to do right by. So
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: his wife is going to find out anyway. She's going
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: to find out whether he was lying about all the
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: stuff that happened to her. His wife is going to
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: find out, get your child support, and please leave this
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: family alone. Oldin' nothing, You're you're messing the upright here?
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Is he full of be us or not? You're m
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: f and tired? Come on, really, Steve, Wow, so much
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: to unpack in this letter. First of all, I want
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: to thank you for the title. It means a great
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: deal to me. I love it, appreciate you. It just
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: warms my heart to have somebody say that I it
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: ain't a mom for my life go by. I'm gonna
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: say that. At least once a month you say this yeah,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: and this is my favorite phrase. At least twelve times
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: a year. I get that, well, I said, I know,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I said at least twelve times a year, probably more.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Just thirty two year old single woman got one child
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: and it's pregnant with her second child. But she's pregnant
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: by her best friend who happens to be married. We've
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: been friends with benefits for almost ten years. His wife
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: thinks that we're just best friend, so she's accepted me
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: as part of the family. Well, ain't this wonderful? Guess what,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: y'all the family fitting to have a baby. Oh, she's
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: accepted you as family, which means for ten years you've
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: been up in this woman's face front like y'all friends, right,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: like y'all all right, Yeah, I'm surprised she ain't detected this.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Most women can detect this, you know it. I can
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: promise you it has crossed her mind. She hadn't seen
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: something because when the news come out, I promise you,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: the first thing she said, I knew someone's going on.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I promise you she gonna say that, because there's no
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: way you can be up around a man this much
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: as you claim. Y'all up, and she didn't accept you
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: as family, and she ain't thought y'all was messing around, right,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: this is dangerous territory. You in, young lady, and you
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: don't got yourself in a mess. But you're mad at
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: everybody in the letter. But you're accept yourself and we
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: come back. I'm gonna deal with it. I'm gonna show
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: you what's wrong with you now, because you can't do
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: this right here. You said I'm pregnant, but I think
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: it's my export. She thinks I'm pregnant, but she thinks
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend baby. Here the line. I've told her
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: husband it's time for us to stop messing around and
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: be serious now because we got a baby on the way.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: What the hell did that mean? Yes, it's time for
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: yourself be serious now, stop messing what? Allright? Hold on, Steve,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: hold on, it'll have her two of your response coming
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes after the hour, Steve Savoring subject,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: he says it a lot. You heard it. I'm M
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: F and tired. Won't be right back. You're listening Harvey
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Subject I'm M F and tired. I bet
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: you is thirty two year old woman, got one child.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: She's pregnant with her second by her best friend, who
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: happens to be a married man. They've been friends with
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: benefits for ten years now, and the man's wife think
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: that they're just best friends, so she's accepted me as
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: part of the family. This is cute because what that
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: means now the family fitting to have a baby, but
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: the wife thinks that it's her ex boyfriend's baby. Here's
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: the line. I've told her husband it's time for us
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: to stop messing around and be serious now because we
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: have a baby on the way. Oh oh, so you think,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: you think now since you're pregnant, now you'll find out
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: later on he already got two kids with this woman,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: you think, because now can't you pregnant? You think now
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: you got debs. So now it's time for us to
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: stop messing around, to get serious now because we have
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: a baby on the way. So now you think, now
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: you got some deals. So now you told him that
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: he needs to tell his wife for the baby borne.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: And I know you want the wife to know that
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: you're pregnant by him because you think he gonna leave
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: her for you. Yes, biggest mistake you can make. I
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: told you men don't do promotions. That is, no man
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: who had a number two that caused him to lose
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: his number one and then he made the number two
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: number one. Ain't nobody fitting to do that. I don't
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: know no man who has ever had a number two
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: that caused him to lose his number one and then
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: made the number two the new number one. I ain't
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: never seen. I could be wrong, but I ain't never
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  Speaker 1: seen it, Pitt, Brad Pitt. Now, whoever wrote this letter
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  Speaker 1: ain't white or rich. You know, y'all question anyway? Tell
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  Speaker 1: his wife before the baby boy. I want my child
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  Speaker 1: to know his father and had relationship with his father's
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  Speaker 1: two kids. Oh so you really think y'all just a
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  Speaker 1: little family him, You think y'all just fitna be just all? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he already got two kids. I want my kids and
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  Speaker 1: know you delusional. When we found out it was pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: he panic and asked me determinated pregnancy. I refused to
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  Speaker 1: do so. When we found out it was a boy,
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  Speaker 1: he was overjoyed. Problem is, every time he's about to
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  Speaker 1: tell his wife, some life changing event happens with her. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so let's go over this. First time he tried to
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  Speaker 1: tell her, she had a minor car wreck, had to
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  Speaker 1: wear neck brace for a month. He said he didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to tell her while she was in pain. Three
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  Speaker 1: weeks later, she got COVID nineteen spent a couple of
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  Speaker 1: days in the hospital, so he didn't want to tell it.
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  Speaker 1: In fast forward, last week he's supposed to tell him.
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  Speaker 1: He says she passed out at work and the doctor
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  Speaker 1: says she may have had a mile stroke. Ain't no,
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  Speaker 1: might have had no damn mile stroke. Listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: all of this happened just because he got ready to
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  Speaker 1: tell her. What do you think gonna happen when he
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  Speaker 1: do tell her? Damn the correct damn the trip to
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  Speaker 1: the hospital with COVID and the halway with this stroke,
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  Speaker 1: if that's what happened when he fitting to tell her?
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  Speaker 1: What you think gonna happen? When he tells this crazy
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  Speaker 1: ass woman that you've been in her face for ten
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  Speaker 1: years over the day house to play with the kids
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  Speaker 1: and laughing and talking, and you've been screwing her husband.
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  Speaker 1: Who what do you think it's gonna happen? When this
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  Speaker 1: woman replay all the moments in her mind about how
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  Speaker 1: she kind of thought this, but you tricked and deceived her,
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  Speaker 1: and how fools she been made out of, and now
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  Speaker 1: you pregnant with his baby. Girl, girl, girl, your ass
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  Speaker 1: is in a world of trouble. So I guess you
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  Speaker 1: is can tie, that is, but he ain't kneels and
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  Speaker 1: tied as this wifeing to beat or your ass. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. And let's poor a little
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  Speaker 1: baby there. Now, get these bleeps right. I know we
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: got that eight second delay on this show, so there's
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  Speaker 1: plenty of time to bleep because the fine for what
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  Speaker 1: I just said. Man, that's down making me time. God's that?
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  Speaker 1: No bore, that's it. But it's the letter call up
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  Speaker 1: and this is I've been waiting on this type of
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  Speaker 1: letter for twenty years. We've been doing this show since
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: two thousand and five. It's sixteen years and Steve harm
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: on the show and we're just not getting it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Man. I don't want to kill the woman
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: by telling her about our baby on the way, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired of all her problems. He could be lying
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  Speaker 1: to stall me out, so I'm tempted to call her
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  Speaker 1: myself if he full of BS or what Shirley said
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  Speaker 1: it best, the person is full of b s in
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  Speaker 1: this letter? Is you? You're tricking with this married man
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: in front of this woman for ten years now you
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  Speaker 1: think he'd bssing you when you've been BS and everybody, Girl,
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  Speaker 1: you're about to get what you deserve because I got
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  Speaker 1: news for you when you tell this sister what you've
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: been doing with her man for ten years. Both y'all
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: in the world trouble oh yes, sir. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: minutes after. Junior has a new poem. Right after that, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: now tired, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: our resident poet Junior is here with guess what a
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  Speaker 1: brand new poem. Baby, let's go. You know, I wrote
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  Speaker 1: another poem. Uh you know, I know you guys didn't
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  Speaker 1: like my last poem. You know, decide man everything at
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  Speaker 1: the end. Great, it was unanimous, Junior, But this poem
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  Speaker 1: is great. One though. The title of this poem is
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  Speaker 1: called I wrote another poem. That's the name of it.
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  Speaker 1: I wrote another poem. It is I wrote another poem. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try again. Now hold on, before you judgment,
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  Speaker 1: could you please just wait till the end? Now, I
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  Speaker 1: know my delivery was kind of slow and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of words don't rhyme, But you just can't throw a
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  Speaker 1: poetry together. Damn, it takes time. I'll never stop writing poetry.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of my greatest passions. At the end, of
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: all my poems, y'all always give me a thrashing, So
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: go ahead and hate me. I would not be the
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  Speaker 1: turn because I'm writing poems forever. The end word I
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  Speaker 1: thought that I give you, I give you nine the
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  Speaker 1: line in that you cannot. You just can't throw portry together.
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  Speaker 1: Damn it. It takes time. That's no. What was the
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  Speaker 1: other one you said about being a turns? What was
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  Speaker 1: that line I said? I said, go ahead and hate me.
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  Speaker 1: I would not be deterred. No, no, no, that's what
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  Speaker 1: That's my favorite line. Go ahead and hate me, I
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: will not be deterred. You got about like Jim, where
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: you are deterged. Then it wasn't even a poem. It
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  Speaker 1: was a point. You gott what is this on these paper, Junior?
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  Speaker 1: You need to post that, you need to post. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a post it. I'd be writing point and so y'all
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  Speaker 1: can see this and you understand. Thank you, Jay, you
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  Speaker 1: know I'm just telling you. I want to thank God. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to thank the Lord for the many
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  Speaker 1: talents he had given me. I didn't even notice you
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  Speaker 1: got a few things you've been thanking for that Lord.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't had nothing to do with that don't blame,
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  Speaker 1: don't don't down play God's ability. What he didn't give
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  Speaker 1: you a talent? You cleaned a talent. No no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no, no play god ability. No no, don't
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  Speaker 1: do that to the Lord. All right, thank you, Thank you, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, comedy Roulette.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: time now for comedy Roulette and today's categories. Let's just
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  Speaker 1: get right to it, Jay, ways that you start gossip right,
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  Speaker 1: sing a song that you always sing wrong, and in
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  Speaker 1: honor of the All Star Weekend game this weekend, fantastic
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  Speaker 1: lies from the NBA All Star Weekend. Okay you all right,
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  Speaker 1: let's spin it. Yeah, I want the All Star I
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  Speaker 1: want to hit him lives and it stopped on sing
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  Speaker 1: a song that you always sing wrong. Jay, this is
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  Speaker 1: we're doing kind of roulette. This up you get sing
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  Speaker 1: a song that we always sing wrong. It's not a song,
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  Speaker 1: but it's the pledge of legions and to the Republic
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  Speaker 1: of Richard stand. I always thought they were saying, Richard
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  Speaker 1: stands stand and who di Richard stand Richard stan I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you my problem by songs I sing wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Any wrapper that's rapping today, I ain't wrapping the song.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do all that lives nothing due, so always
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  Speaker 1: sing wrong. My late brother Heavy, Oh, I love dearly.
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  Speaker 1: He drank a lot, and Heavy used to get so
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  Speaker 1: many songs wrong, and he always related them somehow back
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  Speaker 1: to drinking. Oh, I really miss my brand, hand up man. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. These are songs, and we always sing wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey Osborne had a song called bet you lying, Wigner
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  Speaker 1: have him mister Pip. I thought he was saying, Wigner
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  Speaker 1: have him, mister PieP Wig night. Yeah, with this alright,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this is one of the things
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  Speaker 1: I'll be singing wrong. I don't know, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna tretch my grandmother. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you need to put this into him. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the song. But they started devotional and
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  Speaker 1: they started lord he I don't know what song that is.
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  Speaker 1: It's not in to him. No, you don't find just
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  Speaker 1: a lot of holland in. Here's what I think you
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  Speaker 1: need to go to church. This is what. This is
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  Speaker 1: not a song, but this is this little girl was
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  Speaker 1: on Instagram. My song this is when you really got
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  Speaker 1: something h messed up. And she said, our father, who
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  Speaker 1: are in heaven, how would be thy name? So she
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  Speaker 1: said what is that? She said, that's God? Who is God? Howard?
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  Speaker 1: She said, God was Howard. When you say our father,
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  Speaker 1: who are in heaven, how would be thy name? The
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  Speaker 1: little girl God's name was Howard. My mom had the
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  Speaker 1: best line for any time she was She was known
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  Speaker 1: for like your brother singing a sound wrong, and she
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  Speaker 1: would always say when she said the word wrong, she
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  Speaker 1: would say, well, it didn't change that son, It must
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  Speaker 1: have somebod I would have knew and it would change
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  Speaker 1: you got a row. Thank you guys for this today's
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  Speaker 1: version of comedy Roulette Bob Doc. We'll be back at
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes. Right after that, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show and trending Buckingham Palace News. We just really want
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  Speaker 1: to check in with the Duke of Otingham today just
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: to see if he's going to be watching the Oprah
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  Speaker 1: Prince Harry and Megan Markle interview that happens on CBS
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  Speaker 1: on Sunday. And yeah, welcome, thank you for having me.
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  Speaker 1: I am the hell of acting home. Yes, to deliver
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  Speaker 1: the news from the palace. What could I do for
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  Speaker 1: you today? Any questions? I'm so glad you you came
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  Speaker 1: by because we just wanted to make sure you love
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  Speaker 1: having you very hot today. Oprah's interview with Prince Harry
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  Speaker 1: and Megan Markle on Sunday and CBS. You're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: wow the interview. Of course I am. I'll be out
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  Speaker 1: monitoring everything they say, making share everything is in protocol
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  Speaker 1: of course, naturally that they don't break any rolls and everything,
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  Speaker 1: you know, don't I don't want to have to get
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  Speaker 1: sent for him, you know, oh you don't want Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Is there anything I don't want them to talk about?
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  Speaker 1: Of cash? And I'm the protector of the balance, you know,
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  Speaker 1: being only black God. They send me out to you know,
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  Speaker 1: with ass anything that needs to be taking care of
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  Speaker 1: from the queen. All the Queen doesn't ask all shee
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  Speaker 1: dollars are saying, oh oh, go and take care of
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  Speaker 1: and I go right away what that means? And I
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  Speaker 1: walk out and I take care of business. No friends
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  Speaker 1: or anything. No, well, thank you, thank you, Duke of Ontingham.
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  Speaker 1: At bags and health pistols on them. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: everybody's talking about it, and we certainly cannot wait to
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: see Coming to America two the number two. Okay, it's
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: gonna be streaming on Amazon Prime this weekend. Coming to
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  Speaker 1: America stars of course, the brilliant Eddie Murphy, our Cineo Hall, James,
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  Speaker 1: Earl Jones, Tracy Morgan, Leslie Jones, Wesley's Nights, Tanna Taylor,
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  Speaker 1: and Eddie's daughter Bella Murphy. Or in the sequel. It's
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: so many people in the sequel, so many stars. We
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: can't wait to see it. It's been so long? Has
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: it been over thirty years since first Coming to America?
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  Speaker 1: But I gotta ask you, guys, I think Steve you
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: said the other day that Coming to America was your
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: favorite comedy movie ever. Are you giving it a standing ovation? Yeah?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: I got that must die? Oh oh okay, But I
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  Speaker 1: mean Coming to America for me was my all time
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: favorite comedy movie. I'm not a big fan of comedy movies.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: I'm normally not a big comedy fan. But my greatest
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  Speaker 1: moment I pulled a Cliff, this is my greatest moment offial.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you agree. I believe the children, I thank you,
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  Speaker 1: teach them, wear a hand, let them need we show
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  Speaker 1: them all the beauty. They give them a sense of
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  Speaker 1: making some of the good stuff right coming up, join
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  Speaker 1: your shop, enjoy, young man. I decided love never walked
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  Speaker 1: getting in a war shadow yet my family the ptine
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  Speaker 1: you can't tak away my dignaitues. You called the great
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  Speaker 1: ass Lola ball inside me the topic damn that boy
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  Speaker 1: saying you must be crazy good must be that? What
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  Speaker 1: was my favorite seat in that damn when and he
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: turned around at corner when drum and coming up. It
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  Speaker 1: is our last break of the day. It is the
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day. We'll have some closing remarks
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  Speaker 1: and something to tell you about what's going to be
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  Speaker 1: happening on Monday show as well. All coming up at
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  Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour right after this, you're
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve here,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: it is our last break of the day, last break
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: of the week on this Friday, and I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to remind everyone that the women of the Steve Harvey
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Morning Show will be taking the mic this Monday morning
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: for International Women's Day on the Steve Morning Show. Carla
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  Speaker 1: Farrell Show Underwood will join us. We're gonna have Mississippi
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: Monica stepping from behind the mica, behind the scene. She'll
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  Speaker 1: let us know what she does and everything. Of course
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  Speaker 1: I'll be here. Now, let me just say this. Let
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  Speaker 1: me say this about Monday, when Mississippi Monica get on
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  Speaker 1: the mic. That is not sister Odal. You ain't to
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  Speaker 1: go there. That is Mississippi Monica. This was Odale's voice
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: as a teenager, but that will be Mississippi Monica. I
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  Speaker 1: think they gonna are y'all zooming. Oh yeah, we're going
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: to zoom sure, so y'all will be able to see this.
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  Speaker 1: We got some attractive girls on this show, so y'all
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: gonna be pleasantly surprised. If you ever wanted to put
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  Speaker 1: I think the lady's gonna do a wonderful job. Congratulations lady.
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  Speaker 1: Looking forward to a great show from y'all. A lot
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: of content, a lot of our important things. They'll have
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: some fun, but it's just gonna be girls talk. So
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: get your wine, get your coffee with a little you know,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: spike it a little bit and sit in with the lady.
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  Speaker 1: Sheryl Underwood gonna join them. You know, Monica drank Petos
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  Speaker 1: in her coffee and then she'll have some Tetos in
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  Speaker 1: her coffee. Shelly don't drink at all, and Shelly drank
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: her speech slurs immediately. Yeah, one silk because alcohol swels
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  Speaker 1: her tongue. We're celebrating women on International Women's Day on Monday,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, Thank you guys very much. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: can take it away. Hey, you know my closing remarks today,
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  Speaker 1: I want to do something inspirational for everybody. I want
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: to remind you all that you have an opportunity in
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  Speaker 1: front of you every day that you wake up to
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  Speaker 1: pursue a vision or dream. I want you to start
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: thinking about every day as a precious gift, because so
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: many times people put off what they could do today,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: They put it off for tomorrow. You know, people call
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: it procrastination, but what it is, it's just a simple
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: act of you actually think that it's okay to just
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: let another day go by, and it's not. You've got
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  Speaker 1: to really show an appreciation for these blessings that you have.
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  Speaker 1: Of waking up every day. Every day you wake up,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: you should spend every day marching, walking, crawling, stepping, pulling
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  Speaker 1: yourself along or inching your way to one of your goals,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: one of your visions, one of your aspirations every day.
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  Speaker 1: And look, success don't always come in giant leaps and bounds.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's just increments. Sometimes success is just I made
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  Speaker 1: it through today. Sometimes you don't always see forward progress.
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  Speaker 1: But because you don't see forward progress in pursuit of
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: your dreams, aspirations, or goals, it don't mean you're not
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  Speaker 1: nearing them. Sometimes you have things that you have to
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  Speaker 1: deal with, you have to grapple with, you have to
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  Speaker 1: cope with. Sometimes you have obstacles that's just in the
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  Speaker 1: way that cause you to have to take a detour
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: or pull over into the rest area. But the objective
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  Speaker 1: for you is as soon as you get your rest,
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: as soon as you overcome the detour, as soon as
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  Speaker 1: you get back up. When you get knocked down, immediately
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: start back on the road, because that's what it is
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: to be successful. Success is for the people and given
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: to the people who never give up. Look, success is hard.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just be real with you. It is extremely difficult.
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  Speaker 1: But it is the pursuit that gets you to be successful,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: not the perfection. Your life ain't judged on your perfection,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: because if it was judged on your perfection, none of
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: us will get anywhere. Our life is judged on our persistence.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: It is your willingness to keep getting up, your willingness
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: to keep believing, your willingness to keep praying, keep pushing.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: And I say push because pushed, to me is an
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: acronym and a guy thought this to me sometime and
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: going always look look at it. Always say to myself, push,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, just push. But when I say I'm pushing,
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  Speaker 1: push is an acronym. Push stands for prey until something happens.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of times I push when I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea, when nothing is going to happen, or I
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  Speaker 1: don't have any idea what's going to happen. But if
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  Speaker 1: I know, if I push, if I pray until something happens,
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  Speaker 1: something good always happens. Now. It may not happen in
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  Speaker 1: the day or time frame that I set aside, but
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  Speaker 1: something always happens. I always is knowing I've said this
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  Speaker 1: several times on this show that no matter what happens
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  Speaker 1: to me, I'm gonna come out on the other side,
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  Speaker 1: as have you. You cannot think of one single thing
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  Speaker 1: that you've gone through that you haven't managed to get
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  Speaker 1: on the other side. Every bad day you felt you
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  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna make it through, every time you didn't have
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  Speaker 1: an answer, every time you didn't know what to do,
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  Speaker 1: every time you thought you just didn't see no way out.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know that you've overcome all of those. So
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  Speaker 1: the fact of the matter is, like I always say,
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  Speaker 1: your track record for surviving bad days and insurmountable odds
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  Speaker 1: is one hundred percent. That God you served one hundred
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  Speaker 1: percent delivers you every single time because you still here.
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  Speaker 1: Keep pushing, everybody, pray until something happens. Push, don't ever
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  Speaker 1: give up. The race isn't given to the swift, but
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  Speaker 1: to him that endure to the end. Just keep pushing, y'all.
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