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  Last time on no latency side quest.
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  Could you put that back together by chance?
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  Well, me. Ring Ring banana phone.
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  Since I've met you and your friends retro camera one but
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  life has been nothing camera 2 but an adventure.
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  Camera 1. Do they have coffee breaks?
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  Do you think I can flirt my way out?
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  And I want to say thank you from the bottom.
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  And we still had some good footage in there.
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  Of what remains of my heart Camera 2, I have a plan.
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  Oh. It's stupid, stupid.
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  Plans are my favorite. Plan, but it might work.
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  My God, you. Do have them distracted.
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  Yeah, I have the worst exec in the planet.
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  The best thing? Ever.
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  But we're going to take his personal shades from his home.
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  How to install your firmware? Oh, that's interesting.
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  Cool. Yeah, I'll take his personal
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  shades from his locker. That's much better.
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  Oh shit, that's not even in this building.
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  God, what a cock tease. Boom boom in.
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  The main gnome. Hong Kong.
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  Get out of the way, asshole. Oh God.
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  That's two. Oh man.
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  If you can swear on the show, you're allowed to swear.
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  It's like. We only get 3 to keep our PG13
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  ready. I'm kidding.
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  You're driving down the street, your vehicle's in great shape.
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  Mangy Home. In the Meiji home.
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  Meiji home, you're. Driving down the street towards
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  the coordinates that Retro gave you, roll a driving check and
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  also chat amongst yourselves. It's the beginning of an episode
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  I. Got it.
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  Hello friends, welcome in. Hi.
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  Good morning. What's one thing you've done
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  today that you're proud of? Not bad.
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  Sorry, I've been drinking a little too much right now.
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  I had a proud of his driving. Retro roll evasion.
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  April roll evasion. Oh, Jesus.
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  And this is the story of how April Anonymous Network 54,
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  died. The car swerves into oncoming
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  traffic shit. Oncoming traffic.
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  April, you do roll just high enough to not fall out the
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  vehicle, but you do smash against the passenger side door
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  and you take 1D6 damage. Roll me one D6 Retro, you've
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  rolled A-17 on evasion. You grab the wheel and pull
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  yourself back over to the correct side of the street,
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  which is the right side. This is the first damage I'm
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  taking in the game. You take 5 damage, it bypasses
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  your armor, and it just crunches against you.
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  Sorry about that y'all. Y'all OK April?
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  You good little scratch there. Ow, yeah.
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  You're good. Yeah, yeah, you're good.
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  I'm just going to put this cup down.
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  Just pop that right there. Hands on 10 and two even though
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  I. Believe the first time I'm
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  taking damage and no latency and it's friendly fire.
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  You. Dust yourself off in the van and
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  as you look up you look to the rearview mirror and there is a
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  red vehicle behind you driving very quickly and in the window
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  of the vehicle is Cupid. As we got company, I thought.
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  It was going to be April. Anonymous fans like how dare
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  you, our queen. How?
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  Dare you? You shut the fans.
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  You hear honking. The bullet flies past the
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  vehicle. Shit, damn, is this thing
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  bulletproof? Is this the same vehicle as the
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  last thing I did? Yes.
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  Yeah, actually, it's actually pretty good.
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  A lot of armor. Not proof, but resistant I guess
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  is the better word for it. All right, that's what's better
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  than not. Roll for initiative.
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  The Fender Liz. Maybe we'll click your face
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  first, then roll initiative. You're.
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  Not as quick. I'm going to jump this time.
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  Not quite as quick. And popping out the back of her
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  vehicle are a bunch of drones. She's got company, Uh.
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  Oh, I didn't notice those. 69%. Oh no.
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  God damn it. Fun.
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  That's never a good sign when AGM says that.
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  Oof April, you did bad I. Didn't I did too bad I'm.
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  Going to blame the fact that April might have a small
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  concussion. I might have a small concussion.
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  For no good particular reason. It's not anyone's fault.
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  Did my face look OK when I looked in the mirror?
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  I'm not like I'm. I'm fine, right?
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  You, you're fine. You're just, you're just a
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  little frazzled from the collision with the inside.
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  Banged up. OK, alright, alright.
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  I'm camera ready still. Alright, alright.
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  Camera ready still. That's all that really matters.
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  Didn't fuck up the foundation. Yeah, yeah. 17 excellent sirens.
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  I love it. 17A bullet flies into the vehicle and the vehicle
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  takes 5 damage. Cheapest.
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  The drone is now pacing the vehicle.
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  As you drive the. Second drone moves up, it can't
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  get as close. It also shoots trying to take
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  out your tires with a stun gun. It misses.
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  It needed a 20 and the bullet flies across the windscreen.
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  It is Retro's turn. Well, I'm going to go ahead and
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  I'm going to I'm going to literally punch out the the vent
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  on top. So now I can actually, like,
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  exit outside. Yeah, look straight ahead at the
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  vehicle that's following us with the crazy ass mimic jester.
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  Whatever. Cupid.
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  It's one of the reindeer. That ain't no cherub to me.
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  Well I'm about to blitz in its ass with glass grenade.
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  Oh hell yeah. So yeah, clink glass grenade,
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  go. What are you trying to do with
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  the glass grenade? Because if it doesn't have sand
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  around it or something to turn to glass, it's just essentially
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  a flash bang. Right while driving.
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  Oh, I see what you're doing. All right.
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  Cool Rob brawling. And then what does the what does
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  the rules I wrote say? Actually, hold on a second
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  before that, we are in the time of the red, are we not?
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  Yes. It is raining right now, is it
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  not? Yes.
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  Which means that there is. Depending on the acidity of the
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  rain. Slightly acidic rain.
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  It's not that acidic. But also has iron bits,
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  magnetized iron bits from the destruction of Arisaka Tower.
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  I mean a little, but the flash grenade just creates a a
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  localized large amount of heat. What are you trying to do?
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  I I was trying to rule lawyer that technically that there
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  would be a sediment enough in the rain to cause something of a
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  sand like effect. It wouldn't do it for iron.
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  You need regular sand because it's it's enough to flash free
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  sand into glass. Fair enough.
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  So unless you've got a sandbag hanging around that you can
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  throw with it, all it does is blinds the drop.
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  Dead. I left that vent away, so you
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  know, but I will just, I'm just going to, yeah, I'm going to pop
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  the grenade. I'm going to throw it as hard as
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  I can at the windshield. OK, Rob Rolling, see if you can
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  get it right. Can I do shoulder arms because I
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  am throwing it? Yes you can. 25.
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  Yes, it flies all the way over to the truck behind you, lands
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  nicely on the hood of the vehicle and pops, causing a huge
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  flash roll evasion to not stare at it.
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  I am high. Exactly.
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  Have to be. If you can't look away, you have
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  to be ADV 15. 21. You look away.
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  Oh shit, that's right. Don't look at the light.
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  Don't look at the light. Oh, she rolls over 15.
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  She swerves over to the wrong side of the road but manages to
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  keep control of the vehicle. Oh man, Oh well, it's a good
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  shot. Well, it's fun to use anyways.
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  I'm in the jumps. Do you do anything else retro?
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  Do you stay popped out of the vehicle?
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  Yeah, I think I'm still popped out of the vehicle, but that
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  does, yeah, it has my accident. I can't really move anywhere.
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  So yeah. One of the drones tries to catch
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  up with the car. 16 Not enough bullet flies across your head.
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  Retro. Fuck.
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  Oh now they got bullets on them. Well now I really am.
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  Think I'm real rethinking my plan that I had thought of.
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  I thought they were just Tasers. 17 A dart flies past your other
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  side, flinking the road in front of you, and you drive
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  effortlessly over it. Devon.
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  Tasers and bullets and darts. Oh my, what is going on?
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  Oh, that's bad. All right, she skids in the rain
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  and is now going a little sideways.
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  She has lost control of her vehicle.
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  It is coming towards your vehicle.
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  She's hyperplaning and it's going towards your vehicle.
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  Devon, it's your turn to drive. OK, so voice in the sky, I want
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  you to know that I do have a neural link and interface plugs.
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  Yes. Which means it's possible that
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  I'm not using my hands to drive this vehicle.
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  You are not. Does that mean that maneuvering
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  this vehicle and doing something else are separate actions?
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  Yes. Let's freaking go.
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  OK? How high is the drone north of
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  us flying? Is it beside us or is it above
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  us? It is perpendicular to your
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  window, so shoulder height for you.
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  Perfect, I'm gonna shoulder check the drone with the car.
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  All right, drive, land, vehicle. Drive land vehicle.
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  It's in control. It's.
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  Something that is exactly drive, land, vehicle. 14.
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  Very good. Yes, very good.
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  That is, That is an everyday task to move to your left.
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  Oh. And you smash into this vehicle,
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  roll ME3D6. Damn it 8.
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  Damage, and it takes some damage.
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  All of their health is linked because they use the same sheet,
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  but that one takes some damage. OK, so that was my move.
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  That was your move. With where my car is and how
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  Cupid's car is orientated, which is a perfect L.
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  Yes. Can I use my second ability to
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  hit the brakes to make them turn further away from us?
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  Yes you can. I'm also going to hold on.
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  I'm going to try some bullshit real quick.
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  I'd love that for you, We. Love bullshit here.
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  Mainly. Use because this is technically
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  physics based necessity. Can I use my education because I
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  know how physics works to help me assist with doing this?
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  Yes, but if you fail it'll be bad. 22 you do a great job.
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  Cupid's vehicle gets spun so that is now driving backwards
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  and hydroplaning. You speed forwards with your 22.
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  You don't need to use any of the Nos.
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  The drone flies away as it's shot put into the side of a
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  building and explodes. Only three drones.
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  It's now going backwards and it is April's turn.
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  I am going to shake off the my little my little head injury and
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  I'm going to try to roll down my window if that's OK and then
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  shoot at one of the drones with with Max.
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  Because they are behind you and you are accelerating.
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  Consider the distance you are shooting to be 3 times because
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  of velocity and science it's. Probably.
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  Going to be very far away from you.
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  You can deduct it is only a third of the distance that you
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  have to make with your shot because of speed and the way
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  physics works. Yes.
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  So a hard shot. No, it's easier because you are
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  ahead. So because you're ahead, if you
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  fire on the right, you can like, do you see what I'm saying?
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  Because. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  It would be like a, like a yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
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  Physics, that education thing that he did.
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  Yes, yes, yes. I am throwing you a bone is what
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  I'm saying. Thank you.
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  I like physics. To justify it.
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  Yay, yes. My acceleration.
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  Thank you. Thank you, PM.
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  I appreciate it, Jim. Thank you very much.
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  I appreciate your kindness, Jim. Doing this because you rolled an
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  8 on your invasion. I did very poorly on my.
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  I had to wait a very long time to do anything.
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  Yet you could be the one that saves the day.
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  Maybe. 19 You fire your bullet into the rain behind the vehicle
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  and it hits this drone nearer the car.
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  A 19 is a professional shot according to literally rules are
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  written and this professional shot causes the drone to smack
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  into the vehicle and the vehicle smacks into the sidewalk and is
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  now grinding on the sidewalk as one of its wheels has popped.
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  You can see Cupid panicking in the front window, and as she
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  rattles around inside, the drone that hit the vehicle smashes
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  into the ground and explodes. That's another drone down and
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  she glitches out. It's not her.
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  It's a mimic. It's another.
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  Mimic I still have one more shot left in my gun.
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  Yes, you do. What are you going to do?
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  I'm going to shoot again, do it. But before I do, I am going to I
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  am going to turn to the others. April Anonymous Network 54 That
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  one doesn't need a little. Bit 13 the bullet goes wide.
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  Don't worry bro, we'll. Edit that in post we got.
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  It through the range you hear this have.
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  Yourself a merry little Christmas, You are in my sights.
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  Bang. The effort you put into this
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  show. Incredible.
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  One of the drones tries to come towards you.
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  It's not going well for them. I'm going to be real with Retro
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  still hanging out. Rolls of 14, completely misses,
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  rolls crit damage, but it doesn't matter because the dart
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  flies past you. It's not crit fails, so they
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  don't have their own vehicle, but it does nothing.
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  Retro, it's your turn. Oh.
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  Yeah, I I feel like my voice has probably been shumbled around a
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  lot. Sweet.
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  So the other vehicle is doing a a sick Ollie grind on the
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  sidewalk. Yeah, in my mind, Goldfinger
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  Superman is playing at the same time.
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  So I'm just going to go ahead and help him kick flip that car
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  by shooting out the tire. Do it.
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  Oh, this is the name shot, isn't it?
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  Yes, it is +8. OK, well let's see.
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  I should have. I should have put the assault
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  rifle instead of the shotgun for this.
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  Oh, that's a 23. Well done.
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  Yes, you blow out two of the tires and the vehicle takes a
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  bunch of damage. It skids fully onto the
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  sidewalk, the mimics flailing around on the inside trying to
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  control what is going on. Roll 2.
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  DS No, it's it does a 6720 Ollie kick flip right off the sidewalk
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  and do a weekend. You watch the front axle bend
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  and the wheel is now at a cantered angle.
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  The vehicle is teetering off the side of itself.
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  A drone tries its best to get forward.
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  It doesn't even get into range as it disappears into the rain
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  behind you. Cupid attempts to write her
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  vehicle, although she'd have to roll a Crip for this to work.
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  Nope, not enough and it smashes into the building, taking more
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  damage. And Devon.
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  It looks like this vehicle isn't much longer for the world.
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  It is really struggling. I'm going to oh, wait, what's
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  oh, vehicles off. It's on the sidewalk on.
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  The sidewalk causing. Sparks on the ground.
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  Sometimes the rain catches fire for a moment.
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  I'm still grinding grinding. Yeah, I'm, I'm.
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  Just going to say, I think, I think the world of physics is
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  going to take care of that. It is raining.
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  So what I'm going to do is I'm going to hit the brake hard
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  enough so that the back of the car hits the drone behind us.
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  Right, which will put you in line with the vehicle before you
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  speed off. Correct. 15 to a minute.
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  Yes, good enough. Yeah, that is a.
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  That is a difficult task. Well done.
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  Thank you. Thank you.
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  You hit the drone, it smashes into a bunch of pieces because
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  that is enough to harm that one. Very good.
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  And because technically my hands are free, I want to pull out my
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  very happy pistol, hold it sideways so they know I'm
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  serious about what's happening. Yes, very nice city.
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  And I want to say hey. My.
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  Dominus, listen. To phone motherfucker.
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  around the table. 17 Yes, that's enough.
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  The bullet goes through the engine block and the vehicle
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  explodes. Drive off triumphantly.
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  Oh my God. This is the best.
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  This is the best. By the way.
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  I'm an exec by the way. Oh, Oh yeah.
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  Big building. Oh yeah.
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  I actually have underwings people who work for me.
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  Oh, that's wonderful. Yeah, I could call them right
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  now, but. Great.
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  Why? Yeah, you know.
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  And you screech outside of the contagion yard and this auto
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  combat is over. I gotta say I've I've been in
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  such a funk since the last time because I had to take so much
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  therapy. I appreciate you guys let me
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  know what it's really like to exist in the real world of Night
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  City. I'm hoping that we can, like,
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  make you feel like you're in touch with your humanity, you
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  know? I mean, that was a real
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  explosive debut, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  I feel like I'm having a polar opposite feeling as of humanity.
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  It's been a mistake, but you know it's it's fine.
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  The flesh is weak, or we the better.
• 22:57
  You are standing outside of a shipping container lot in sort
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  of a northwest part of Night City.
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  It's actually quite a nice shipping container lot.
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  It's pretty close to the corporate district and is a
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  prime location for a safe room. There is a safe room here,
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  somewhere here on the street. On the sidewalk, you can see a
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  bus stop and some crosswalks to your east and an entrance to the
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  container lot to your northwest. What a nice shipping container
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  lot. Quick question.
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  Tibby. Is this like an actual shipping
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  like just shipping containers or is this also like living area
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  people living in the shipping containers?
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  Because you have the coordinates of the safe room, you know that
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  it is listed as a place where they store shipping containers
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  for long periods of time. OK.
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  That's all you know without rolling for it.
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  I I just didn't want to break into somebody's house.
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  Right. I used to live in home.
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  Do you leave the Nicks the Nick Santos statue or do you take it
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  with you? I think we can keep it in the
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  car for now. Cool, you you.
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  Stay in the car, Nick. Nick.
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  April, are you OK? You turn to April and she's
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  patting the the the robot on the head.
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  You. Just you stay in the car.
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  You, you stay here. OK.
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  No, guys. She looks fine to me.
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  You look away, you look back and for some reason it has a Santa
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  hat on. Now you've no idea where you got
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  it from. April.
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  What year isn't it? It needs to be festive.
• 24:43
  April what? What?
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  What year is it? What year is it?
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  Come on guys. It's 2049 on the show.
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  I know. Just.
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  April, do you know who the President of the and USA is
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  right now? Who's?
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  The president? Come on, let's go.
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  We're on a timeline. Oh yeah.
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  She looks fine to me. I do very much appreciate though
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  that binary was like. I, I, I fight retro, it's very
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  important that you understand. I did shit.
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  The car may have done something. He did actually think it was
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  2047, so I'm glad that he did did, did correct me because I
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  did think it was 2047. Yeah, I.
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  Think it would be better if you did say it was 47?
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  Oh no, yeah, they definitely have a A.
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  I did act like it goes 2047 so thank you for the correction
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  but. It it was 2047 the last time you
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  played, but the show has gone on and so time has passed.
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  How? Time works.
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  Yeah. One of your personalities was
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  correct and the other one has a concussion.
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  Come on, let's go. April, you've walked into this
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  container yard. I'm looking around.
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  I want to find my mark. We need to.
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  We need to get to the concert. My job's on the line.
• 26:27
  Concussion. I hardly know her.
• 26:32
  Roll perception. I know exactly where that is. 14
• 26:42
  You notice that there are 3 entrances hidden in these
• 26:50
  shipping containers. Guys, there are three entrances
• 26:57
  in these shipping containers. OK. 03, Yeah, yeah.
• 27:05
  Yeah, a yellow 1A green one and the pink one.
• 27:09
  Well, yellow's my favorite color.
• 27:15
  I'm just going to roll AD 6 to figure out which one I want to
• 27:19
  roll because it's definitely not going to be the one that's
• 27:21
  covered in black. I mean one.
• 27:28
  I'm going to go to the pink, see what's happening.
• 27:30
  All right, you woke up to see you.
• 27:32
  In April, but that's going to be like, whatever they say,
• 27:35
  Devin's. Walked up to the pink door which
• 27:37
  is locked. April's walked up to the yellow
• 27:40
  door, which is locked and Retro's kind of stuck in the
• 27:42
  middle. Hello, Nick.
• 27:47
  You're trying to open the door, April.
• 27:48
  Yeah, why not? Cool, roll something to open the
• 27:51
  door. You can do pick lock or you can
• 27:54
  do it with force or your gun. Gun is always a good option.
• 28:02
  It's always an option. You said I could pick lock.
• 28:05
  OK. You can use pick lock, you can
• 28:07
  use brawling if you want if you're strong enough, or you can
• 28:09
  use your gun. Let's see, Using your gun will
• 28:12
  break the lock and make noise. That's true.
• 28:15
  I I would prefer not to do that. I'm going to try to pick the
• 28:18
  lock if I. Pick lock 11.
• 28:23
  It is a regular shipping container.
• 28:26
  The DV was a nine. The door opens, it is full of
• 28:32
  water crates and a few crates full of scrap.
• 28:36
  Right about 50 scrap or so I. Don't think he's in here.
• 28:41
  Oh well, I'll I'll take a look at this green one.
• 28:45
  April joins Retro at the Green one.
• 28:48
  Retro trying to open the door. Yeah, I just shoot the lock.
• 28:55
  OK, shoot the lock. I am beating the shotgun.
• 29:00
  Roll for it. Maybe it wasn't not a good idea.
• 29:05
  I think something's going to happen. 25 Yes.
• 29:10
  You blow the door open and now it stays open and as you open up
• 29:15
  this shipping container, you step inside and there is a drone
• 29:19
  that attacks you immediately roll evasion.
• 29:22
  Well shit man, I really wish I'd jip here now. 27 April You dodge
• 29:30
  out of the way, stepping back outside Retro.
• 29:34
  You also dodge out the way, but you don't roll a crit, so you
• 29:37
  are still targeted by the drone. It fires a standard at you.
• 29:43
  Rolling a 15 which is 12 feet is not enough and the bullet flies
• 29:49
  out of the shipping container towards the open courtyard.
• 29:54
  It flies a little bit more forward and attacks you again.
• 29:57
  It's a rage of fire of 2 rolling a 14, which is also not enough
• 30:01
  and misses you again. Oh shit, whoa, no extra holes.
• 30:07
  Do you retaliate? Well, yes, of course I do
• 30:10
  retaliate. All right, how do you do it?
• 30:12
  With the same thing that got me in this mess in the 1st place.
• 30:14
  Shotgun baby. That's a that's crit damage.
• 30:19
  You hit the drone, it smacks against the walls of the
• 30:22
  shipping container and blows into a million pieces because
• 30:26
  you rolled A crit. There is 15 scrap on the ground
• 30:30
  after it explodes. Oh piece of scrap.
• 30:33
  Oh, piece of scrap. Bits of scrap.
• 30:42
  Explode and the drone is dead. You have entered this little
• 30:46
  green shipping container and as you look around in it, there's
• 30:50
  some a few boxes. There's a water crate, but it is
• 30:53
  a dead end. Shit.
• 30:56
  All right, leaves one option. Looks like you're right, Devin.
• 31:01
  I I honestly cannot believe it. I shoot.
• 31:05
  I shoot the door. Just shoot the door open.
• 31:08
  I shoot the. Lock.
• 31:09
  I shoot the lock. I can't even know what it
• 31:11
  wasn't. Didn't work well for me.
• 31:15
  Oh, I have to roll for it. That's right.
• 31:17
  Yes, you do. Just to make sure I don't shoot
• 31:19
  my foot 20. One yes, the door opens and it
• 31:23
  is now opened permanently. The shipping container before
• 31:27
  you is 2 shipping containers welded together to create a
• 31:30
  corridor. In the corridor are a bunch of
• 31:33
  crates and some more of those water crates as well.
• 31:36
  Nick. Your your voice echoes through
• 31:38
  the metal. It gets no reply.
• 31:41
  You can see a door at the other end.
• 31:43
  Let's go. The door at the other end.
• 31:46
  Oh, that is so cool. God damn it.
• 31:49
  All right, what the fuck? Yeah, right, right.
• 31:53
  Dynamic roofs and shit. Oh, that's awesome.
• 31:57
  Yeah, you didn't see the inside of the green shipping container
• 32:00
  or the yellow one? What the fuck?
• 32:03
  All right, now you don't like 10 points?
• 32:05
  10 points here. 10 points. 10 points.
• 32:08
  Apparently. I want to shoot this one.
• 32:11
  Right. Yeah, why not?
• 32:13
  I didn't get shoot the other ones I'm.
• 32:15
  Going to step back a bit. Oh fuck.
• 32:20
  You shoot Devin in the foot, Devin takes Devin takes 5
• 32:24
  damage. Mother God fucking.
• 32:33
  Oh, holy night. I'm very sorry, I think my
• 32:39
  head's a little frazzled from someone's driving earlier.
• 32:47
  To add insult to injury, the door creaks open and they're
• 32:50
  facing you both. Is a drone in the doorway?
• 32:54
  I still have another shot. You still have another shot.
• 32:57
  Do you shoot the drive? I do.
• 33:00
  OK. Uh oh.
• 33:02
  Hey, you're older, 19 with crit damage.
• 33:05
  It smacks against the crates behind it, leaving 10 scrap on
• 33:09
  the ground, and explodes. Oh, a piece of scrap.
• 33:14
  Oh, a piece of scrap. Hey, I do that too.
• 33:19
  Oh. My gosh.
• 33:21
  Famous people are just like you, I feel.
• 33:28
  So grounded I've seen. I hand them to Devin as
• 33:34
  pennants. Thank you.
• 33:38
  Thank you so much, this will patch the hole in my foot.
• 33:42
  You didn't offer anything to me for my head so.
• 33:45
  You know I was. April.
• 33:52
  Just my bell Jingle in ring Ting, tingle in two.
• 33:56
  I skip away. I I see that there's another
• 34:02
  door here. Yep.
• 34:04
  I jiggle the handle. Jiggle the handle.
• 34:08
  Yeah, it's locked. Fuck.
• 34:11
  OK well definitely learn a lesson for shooting stuff right
• 34:15
  now. I'll just pick this one.
• 34:22
  So wait wait before I pick a Reddit tat tat.
• 34:27
  Is anyone home? OK, roll perception.
• 34:31
  Are you trying to look under the door?
• 34:33
  Well, I'm knocking to see if there's somebody there, because
• 34:36
  then they can just open the door.
• 34:37
  Right? All right.
• 34:38
  Yeah. Coming.
• 34:39
  All right, you knock on the door.
• 34:43
  Roll to see how well that goes. OK, well, there's only one rule.
• 34:50
  There's only one rule. You can do for that then. 18 You
• 34:56
  hear a whistling. When I hear a whistling, is it
• 35:01
  like a, like a or is it like a? It's the Christmas whistling of
• 35:12
  a of a very high pitched pair of lips.
• 35:17
  Oh, fuck. OK, yeah, you know what?
• 35:21
  I'm can I look under the door? Sure, roll for it.
• 35:27
  I just get into it. 34 I'm going to open the door, but it is not
• 35:35
  opened I'm. Going to get punished later.
• 35:38
  I'm rolling too good today. So you look through the crack in
• 35:43
  the door and there you see what you think is Cupid.
• 35:48
  After a little look, she's not glitching, she's not robotic,
• 35:52
  and she has two drones around her.
• 35:56
  So what you see there, Robot Retro?
• 36:03
  First off, not a robot. Excuse the hell out of you.
• 36:06
  That was my safe. That's.
• 36:07
  A. That's a micro.
• 36:09
  I'm sorry, be fair, pull it in my foot.
• 36:16
  To be fair I was best friends with a with a cyber racist so
• 36:20
  it's fine OK. Very great.
• 36:24
  Happens to all of us. Anyway.
• 36:29
  Well, OK, so there's well, there's two drones and that
• 36:34
  weird Cupid jester mimic like waiting for us behind the door.
• 36:44
  OK, is there anybody in there that looks like we give a shit
• 36:50
  about them? From what I saw, no.
• 36:53
  All right. You want this EMP grenade?
• 36:55
  Oh. No, no, you should definitely do
• 36:59
  that. I'm not going anywhere near an
• 37:00
  EMP grenade excuse. I'm.
• 37:03
  I'm, I'm going to, I'm going to step back to this other door
• 37:06
  now. All I got some.
• 37:10
  Yeah, April is the least borked up of the three of you, So a
• 37:13
  couple. Things, but nothing.
• 37:14
  Nothing crazy. Yeah, not a head made of a
• 37:17
  television. Yeah.
• 37:18
  I mean, technically it's not borked up if it's, you know, a
• 37:21
  life saving procedure. Very true.
• 37:25
  And we support you. I was 14, I'm.
• 37:31
  Glad you're here. You've had this head since you
• 37:33
  was 14. Yeah.
• 37:37
  Oh shit. When you say locked, are we
• 37:39
  talking about good padlock or like just bolted?
• 37:43
  Just bolted. And you're on the inside, so you
• 37:45
  can't unlock it. Nobody asked.
• 37:47
  Oh yeah, it said I was locked. Yeah, but I didn't, you didn't,
• 37:54
  you didn't say I unlock it. And I would have been like,
• 37:56
  cool. You son of a.
• 37:59
  Bitch. I'm going to unlock it before I
• 38:02
  open the door. It's unlocked, You can now open
• 38:04
  it if you want. I'm going to take out my EMP
• 38:08
  grenade. Right.
• 38:10
  I'm going to open the door, say you've been furloughed and throw
• 38:13
  the EMP grenade in there, close the door and run away.
• 38:27
  Next time on no latency side quest.
• 38:33
  Nice. Oh good, I pull up my gun and
• 38:36
  put it. At Evan is in my way.
• 38:38
  I cannot fire my gun. Only slightly worse than me.
• 38:41
  You. Move.
• 38:42
  I'm shooting you in the face. Go ahead, burn all the luck now.
• 38:45
  That is inspiring. Just shotgun away.
• 38:48
  I have another shot. In the face.
• 38:50
  They have another shot. Not only did you move twice.
• 38:53
  I don't support what he did, but you don't take it out on the
• 38:56
  children you. Shot.
• 38:57
  Me. Twice.
• 38:59
  But you as a person are better than this.
• 39:02
  Oslo beast a bitch? Why hardly stuffed the stuff?
• 39:04
  I grew up. For me.
• 39:06
  I'm better than this. You can be too.
• 39:08
  When you. It's so soft.
• 39:10
  Do drugs and break up with the girlfriend.
• 39:13
  They're a fuck boy. It's probably better to make
• 39:15
  sure she doesn't have access to a bunch of mimics.
• 39:20
  Right away. That can come kill you and
• 39:22
  Chris. You're like, actually going to
• 39:23
  give the money to the kids, right?
• 39:25
  But you got there buddy. It's.
• 39:26
  Christmas time in Night City. Wait a minute.
• 39:58
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