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Janet Jackson, Sheryl Underwood, Carla's Reality Update and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all have
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  Speaker 1: a suit looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like the Millikan buck things in its cubs me true
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  Speaker 1: good it. Steve har listening to mother for Steve hand. Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join well by join me in doing me. Honey.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turning to you? Are you gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out? You got to turn them out, turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water got me. Come come on your
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  Speaker 1: fad h I shall will good morning everybody you are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on now dig me one
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  Speaker 1: and only. Steve Harvey Man got a radio show. What
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  Speaker 1: God doing y'all? Huh, what are doing? What are you
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  Speaker 1: doing in your life? He's doing something, He moving, he working.
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  Speaker 1: Don't lose your patience though, so I did that before.
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  Speaker 1: Don't lose your patience. Don't don't. Don't get so sick
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  Speaker 1: of waiting that you take matters into your own hands.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that. Boy, you're blowing it. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to somebody who's done it that way. I
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  Speaker 1: had a dream. I had a vision. I had some hope,
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  Speaker 1: I had some faith, I had some aspirations, but I
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  Speaker 1: got a little impatient waiting on it. So I tried
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  Speaker 1: a couple other things move it along. But I can't
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  Speaker 1: tell you how I messed it up. Then I messed
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  Speaker 1: it up. Then, because God gave me the power of decision,
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  Speaker 1: what I had to do was then after I took
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  Speaker 1: matters into my own hand, messed it up. Now, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: He still got something from me. But now I gotta
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  Speaker 1: fix all the mistakes. Now, I gotta straighten them out.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta suffer some consequences. I gotta pay
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  Speaker 1: for my transgressions, all of that, All of that, it's
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  Speaker 1: gotta go down. You can't do something wrong and not
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  Speaker 1: pay for it. It's you call it, calma, call it
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  Speaker 1: whatever you wanna call it. Every action has an equal
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  Speaker 1: and opposite reaction every action. If it just stays sunny
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  Speaker 1: all the time, you might think it's cool, but there's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a reaction to it. Ain't no dark, ain't
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  Speaker 1: no shade, ain't no break, ain't no rain. Gonna be
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  Speaker 1: hard if it's your sunny all the time, vice versa.
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  Speaker 1: So you need you need the opposite. You need the
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  Speaker 1: darkness so you can get your break from that sun.
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  Speaker 1: You need the rain so you can nourish the roots,
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  Speaker 1: so that sun it can soak up the sun and
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  Speaker 1: get the benefit of the sun. If you don't get
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  Speaker 1: the opposite, you got a problem, man. And it happens
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  Speaker 1: throughout nature, it happens throughout your life. Don't think that
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  Speaker 1: you can do wrong and not have to pay for that.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think this is man? We we think man,
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  Speaker 1: because we'd have made a decision that we think is
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  Speaker 1: best for us, and no matter how it affect nobody else,
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  Speaker 1: we got the right to make that call. No, you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into the
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  Speaker 1: gang life, telling you, yeah, man, you need to be
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  Speaker 1: this a way to be down with us. I tell
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  Speaker 1: you what, Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang.
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  Speaker 1: See how many of them be there for you. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they'll go around the corner with you and starts shooting.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, when it's time to do some time and
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  Speaker 1: they can lessen their centers, you're gonna get that time.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna point their finger dead at you. I watched
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  Speaker 1: for eight hours all the time, man, I watched locker
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  Speaker 1: up Raw all the time, all the time, man, all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Ain't no real cold dudes out there, just
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  Speaker 1: holding to the mantra and sticking to it. Even the
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  Speaker 1: mob turns, stay side, evidence, go fed all that. Now
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  Speaker 1: we are in the honor hood. We didn't created this
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  Speaker 1: ignorant mess called no snitchet. With that hignorant mess, you
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  Speaker 1: don't even understand. No snitching was created by criminals as
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  Speaker 1: a code of honor. If you do dirt and you
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  Speaker 1: get busted doing the dirt, don't bring my name up
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  Speaker 1: if I was with you. That's a code of honor
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  Speaker 1: amongst the thieves. Now, so many code of honor thieves
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  Speaker 1: that then came out of prison. They ain't gotten no honor.
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  Speaker 1: They've been bought that stuff back to the street. Now,
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  Speaker 1: that's all in the neighborhood. No snitching. No snitching, You
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  Speaker 1: got to be crazy. That's for people who disobey the law.
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  Speaker 1: That's who people have made a code of honor amongst
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  Speaker 1: themselves as thieves. Hey, man, if you get busted, don't
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  Speaker 1: drag me down. What you just do your time. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't bring that stuff out here to me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a law biden citizen dog. I'm trying to live right
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  Speaker 1: over here. Man, I don't want to crack house up
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  Speaker 1: street from my mama's house. I'm trying to do right
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  Speaker 1: out here. Man. You can't do wrong and expect wrong
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  Speaker 1: not to come to you. You got to make a
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  Speaker 1: decision every day to do right. God ain't got no
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  Speaker 1: protection you on dirt. You got what you got coming.
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  Speaker 1: You made a decision. You go down there to get
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  Speaker 1: some you might got get got see, we got to
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  Speaker 1: come on. I'm talking to so many men out here
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  Speaker 1: right now. I should have said that any me getting,
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  Speaker 1: but my conversation kind of got away from me. I
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  Speaker 1: was going to talk to you about something else this morning,
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  Speaker 1: but did just only man. Because our communities, Man, it's
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  Speaker 1: just going to the pot. Man, because it ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: can about nobody else. Don't nobody care when they see
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  Speaker 1: that young dude over that doing wrong. Look at them
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  Speaker 1: foods over that man, Go over there and talk to
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  Speaker 1: one of them. Put them to the side. Man. You
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  Speaker 1: might not be able to approach the group, but you
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  Speaker 1: can approach an individual. Come in, young man, let me
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  Speaker 1: talk to you. I saw you the other day. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You look like you got something going on in your life.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening with you? Let me talk to you. Man,
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  Speaker 1: let me share something I learned I was doing what
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  Speaker 1: you was doing. You know. It's like Tommy did a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call one time as a limo driver, and
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  Speaker 1: the dude the prank was he called this limo company
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  Speaker 1: to ask this limo driver to take him to this
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  Speaker 1: location late at night, and the limo driver got a
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  Speaker 1: young business he going, yeah, okay, I got you. I
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  Speaker 1: don't normally work like that. But how long you need it?
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  Speaker 1: He said for just by an hour. He said, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to charge you for the full three though,
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  Speaker 1: because a three hour minimum. Tommy told him, now, I
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  Speaker 1: just need it for one hours. He said, okay, I'll
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  Speaker 1: give you a break, young man. You're trying to do something.
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  Speaker 1: Where you want to go? He gave an address. The
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  Speaker 1: man stopped writing. He said, that's a bank. He said yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He said, you want to go to the bank at
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  Speaker 1: twelve thirty at night. He say yeah, And I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be in for a few minutes. And when I come
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  Speaker 1: out that bank, I need for you to flow it
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  Speaker 1: that to do with the limo. He stopped writing. He said, ho,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, man, you want me to take
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  Speaker 1: you to a bank twelve thirty at night. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be in there for a few minutes and you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: come out and you want me to float it. He said, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I don't do stuff like that. He said, you got
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  Speaker 1: the wrong company. He said, what made you call here?
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  Speaker 1: He said, hey, man, don't worry about that. You a
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  Speaker 1: limo come to you just dry. He stopped and took
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  Speaker 1: the time out. He said, young man, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. He said. I've been down before, I've been
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  Speaker 1: locked up before. It ain't pretty. He said, that's what's
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  Speaker 1: wrong with you young people to day. Instead of going
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  Speaker 1: to get a job, trying to work your way, you're
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  Speaker 1: always looking for some fast money. He's I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you what I already know. Don't go down they're messing
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  Speaker 1: with them people's money like that because they love that
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  Speaker 1: money where more than they love you, and they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do something to you down now. Now, you stop this foolishness.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not caring you nowhere, but I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of time out to tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: Don't go down here with messing with these people's money
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  Speaker 1: because it ain't gonna go good. They're gonna take care
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  Speaker 1: of their business where they come to that money. Tommy
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  Speaker 1: kept insisting to this man to pick him up in
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  Speaker 1: the limit. It was a playing phone call. But the
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  Speaker 1: point I'm making is the man took out time. He
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  Speaker 1: could just hung the phone up. But you know what
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  Speaker 1: he's said, he's a hold up young man. Let me
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  Speaker 1: hip you to something. Because the brother had been locked
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  Speaker 1: up before. He said, no, no, no, I see I've
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  Speaker 1: done that when I was young. Now I'm gonna stop
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna take some moment out to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna here, working man trying to earn an honest living.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't going back down now because I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: They make you eat what they want you to eat.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want the food. You gotta get up when
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  Speaker 1: they say get up. You gotta stay where they say stay,
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  Speaker 1: live with who they say live. He said, man, you
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  Speaker 1: don't want that, and he just tried to talk the
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  Speaker 1: young man out of it. You can change a young
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  Speaker 1: man's mind with a conversation. A conversation can change a
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  Speaker 1: young man's man. Most of these young men that are
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  Speaker 1: misguided ain't having conversations with real men. They just not
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  Speaker 1: having them. And it's up to us who know what
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  Speaker 1: manhood is is to start delivering the message. The problem
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  Speaker 1: that we have in our communities we could solve ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't escalated to a point because we who are men,
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  Speaker 1: won't stop on our corporate climb and our day to
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  Speaker 1: day making money and trying to ball out. We won't
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  Speaker 1: stop and grab some of these young soldiers and tell
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  Speaker 1: them the truth about manhood. That's the real deal. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I went there. I don't know where they came from.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, show, ladies and gentlemen, let's have it. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, your undivided attention. Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: Marty show it live. When I say live, I mean L,
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  Speaker 1: I V E. Live. All is for living, because that's
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  Speaker 1: what we are. I it's for ignorant. It's what we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be. V is for victory. Is what we want
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  Speaker 1: to win. Is is for everybody. Put that together. That
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  Speaker 1: that's what's called ACONYL You know what I mean, that's
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: a that's an acronyl. That's that's that's a word you say,
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  Speaker 1: but it acts like it's something else. I want to
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  Speaker 1: call it an acronym. Yes, so yes, so let the
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  Speaker 1: word be told and let what you're told be the word. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: how that's girl. You better put to a church for
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  Speaker 1: the preacher and the deacon be jacking him up, but
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  Speaker 1: he don't really be saying nothing. I'm I'm gonna tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you about goodness. You want to hear
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  Speaker 1: about goodness? Chocolate? It's good two words. Good means yummy
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  Speaker 1: and next means it's all in a group. In the
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  Speaker 1: words of my favorite poet of all time. Oh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: not Angela mine or I ain't talking about Jamie Brown.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, who who is I'm talking about Tupac?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, pastor Tupac. In the words of Tupac, I
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  Speaker 1: get a round, you know, you know, tell me how
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  Speaker 1: do you want it? Come on back. I'm preaching now,
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  Speaker 1: preaching now. In the words of another great poet or
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  Speaker 1: deacon Q. I used to be exact Cally Phone you
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  Speaker 1: love yes words Jane Brown talking loud and saying nothing. Amen.
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  Speaker 1: The church said yeah, Amen again? Oh what is the
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  Speaker 1: correction you want? Sister caller early on announcements? What is it, California,
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  Speaker 1: that's the doctor dre Amen. Amen? Oh really yeah? Well,
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  Speaker 1: let the church say this right here in the words
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  Speaker 1: of Roscoe Wallace, you don't know that you weren't there.
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  Speaker 1: Charla Strawberg, good morning to you, Pastor Calin for real,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. We got the best job in the world,
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  Speaker 1: and everybody, yes, we do, Nephew, Tommy pastor, pastor, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on fire to day. Yeah, good day, good day.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Listen, Uh just everybody hang on tight for
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  Speaker 1: this next story coming up at thirty two After the
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  Speaker 1: Hour and Trending News the TV Newsacre says on air
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  Speaker 1: that her African American co host looks like a gorilla.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after. What what you're listening to? Show?
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, this is one of the craziest stories
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  Speaker 1: I've ever heard. In a segment that aired in on
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  Speaker 1: Oklahoma City's KOCO TV morning anchor um Alex Houston I
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  Speaker 1: think that's her name, Alex Houston apologized to her black
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  Speaker 1: co worker Jason Hackett after comparing him to a gorilla
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  Speaker 1: during a broadcast. Excuse me, what what did you say?
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  Speaker 1: This aired on Oklahoma Cities. I guess it's co co TV.
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  Speaker 1: KOCO Morning anchor Alice Houston apologized it was a racist comment,
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  Speaker 1: of course. Uh. It occurred after the pair reported on
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  Speaker 1: the story about a gorilla at the Oklahoma City Zoo.
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  Speaker 1: Take a listen to this. Okay, you have to see this.
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  Speaker 1: This is Finn. We're about to show. Oh my goodness,
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  Speaker 1: you look at He is a resident of the Oklahoma
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  Speaker 1: City Zoo and this week the zoo's eighth caretaker took
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  Speaker 1: over their Instagram and we are all loving that they did.
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  Speaker 1: And as you can see, Finn was fascinated. Definitely tell
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  Speaker 1: us yea and yeah, kind of looked like you he
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't expect a grade with it. Well, he didn't expect
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  Speaker 1: to say, I don't think he was like, yeah, now
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  Speaker 1: you thought he ain't no real he ain't back now
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  Speaker 1: that newscast ain't no real black journalism school somewhere, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, indoctrinated himself in Yeah, okay, what would a
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  Speaker 1: real black person say? Then, a real black would say,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: in the words of my favorite T shirt, don't let
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  Speaker 1: your president get your ass? Who you talk? Who you're talking? Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: don't let your president get your ass? Now, how do
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  Speaker 1: you do that? Kind of looks like you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no secret service in you know, but I got monkey
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  Speaker 1: for are you how do you think your mouth to
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  Speaker 1: say that in this damn you feel to get a
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  Speaker 1: silver back ass, that's what you felt. Just call your
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  Speaker 1: brother down here, because I don't hit women. Get your
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  Speaker 1: brother down here, that raggedy toothish heel billy and let
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  Speaker 1: me go to work. Shut Yeah, you're fire. Break well,
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  Speaker 1: she apolopologized that. What she just apologized. Yeah, okay, we
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have made it off. We would have been off
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  Speaker 1: as so fast. Yeah commercial break right, Yeah, we got
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  Speaker 1: the start back. Y'all said, Look, we got to start back.
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  Speaker 1: We have to come on stack whipping people's ass. We
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  Speaker 1: got to We took a break, and we took a break,
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  Speaker 1: and everybody then got comfortable around here. We got to
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  Speaker 1: get back to whooping ass. I think we've gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to do something to remove the comfort level that's sweep
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  Speaker 1: in the country. That's what Yeah, that's exactly what he means.
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  Speaker 1: I just tried to say it in a mold, not
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  Speaker 1: that I consider myself eloquent, but I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: say it to where somebody would feel. Man, these people,
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  Speaker 1: but you know it's crazy, man, because this president we
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  Speaker 1: got he just be fine off man, and we and
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: the ridiculousness of this hypocritical country is that we're trying
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  Speaker 1: to act like this normal. Fox accepts it as normal. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Fox just worships the ground he walk on. They report
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  Speaker 1: nothing negative on him. He can do no wrong. This
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  Speaker 1: one Fox reporter that came out and fired at him,
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  Speaker 1: and boy, he lightened him up on Twitter and everything else.
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  Speaker 1: But every nine and then and then and then they
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: get Church Mouse quiet, and then they were mad. President
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: was mad at him last week, Steve, because they came
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  Speaker 1: out with a pole that said Trump was trailing some
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  Speaker 1: of the Democratic candidates and Fox a Fox. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was very upsetting the Fox. Yeah, there's some fishy
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  Speaker 1: going on over there. Trailing. Yeah, yeah, he is trailing
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  Speaker 1: in America now in his base, he's ninety eight percent approval. Yeah. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: he the greatest thing since sliced bread. Because we have
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  Speaker 1: an element in this country that's willing to accept anything
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  Speaker 1: he says or does as decent or acceptable behavior as
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  Speaker 1: long as they get to stay in the position and
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  Speaker 1: make the money that they make. It's the first president
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  Speaker 1: that they can say, oh my god, he's lock up.
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  Speaker 1: But he's never done anything for them, Steve, What does
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  Speaker 1: he ever? What has he ever done for No, not.
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  Speaker 1: He hasn't done anything for anybody except the elite. Let's see,
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  Speaker 1: that's the whole problem with this party that they've created.
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  Speaker 1: They make you think, here's what they've done. And I've
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  Speaker 1: said it before, but listen carefully. Immigration is so wrong,
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  Speaker 1: gay marriage is so wrong, welfare is so wrong. And
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: what's the other big plug? One more to day abortion.
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  Speaker 1: So now let me take you down the road of truth.
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  Speaker 1: Rich people are Republicans that own farms, that own construction companies,
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  Speaker 1: and own restaurants. They are the ones who hire the
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  Speaker 1: illegals who are here, and they pay them below minimum
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  Speaker 1: wage so they make a bigger profit. They're the ones
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  Speaker 1: responsible for a lot of the migration across the border
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  Speaker 1: outside of the people who want a better life. The
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  Speaker 1: next person is guess what Conservatives are gay people too?
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  Speaker 1: It ain't just gay people, ain't just Democrats. They're conservative
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  Speaker 1: people too. But they welfare. It's more white people on
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  Speaker 1: welfare and black people. Hello. And the last bit of truth,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: guess what conservatives get abortions too? Case clothes, but they
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  Speaker 1: run on that and put the Southern evangelical than Southern evangelicals,
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  Speaker 1: all in order to all God, he's standing on what
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  Speaker 1: God and principle. Now they're not. They all doing the
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  Speaker 1: things there against and what they're really trying to do
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  Speaker 1: is get your votes so they can stay in power
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  Speaker 1: and keep making this money. That's the Conservative party view.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Coming up next, thank you. Coming up next
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  Speaker 1: to nephew in the building. Are you nailed it? Baby?
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  Speaker 1: The nephew would run that brank back right at this
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  Speaker 1: you're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, and entertainment News. We've got a
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: lot to talk about in entertainment news. As a matter
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: of fact, we'll get to it. But before we do that,
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  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy in the building, four, run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for is ne church fee fee, church
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  Speaker 1: church feees run it can run, it can run, run
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  Speaker 1: it can church fee. Thank you? Hello, Hello, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach us to ray you got it? Hey? How
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  Speaker 1: you doing? This is this is brother Glenn from the church. Hey,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: brother Glenn, how you doing. I'm good, I'm good, I'm
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  Speaker 1: real good. Did you enjoy service morning? Oh? I enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 1: Pastor who pastor brought it down? Oh my god, that
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  Speaker 1: was a word for me, right right, right right, So
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  Speaker 1: with our old the pleasure this call, I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: give you some information that the that the church has
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  Speaker 1: come up with, and we wanted to let you know
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  Speaker 1: what was going on before next Sunday. I didn't interrupt
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  Speaker 1: you that, No, No, I actually I may sound a
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  Speaker 1: little a little off a little bit. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: get dinner ready for my little babies, my little darlins,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm trying. Your voice sounds so familiar to me.
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  Speaker 1: It just sounds so familiar. Trying to place place that voice. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: you've seen me at the church quite a few times.
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  Speaker 1: I think I have. I'm just trying to place it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't place it right now, but looking at it.
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  Speaker 1: What Nevertheless, I just wanted here's here's what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: Uh now you aware of that for the last the
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  Speaker 1: last six Sundays, you've been actually coming in the service late.
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  Speaker 1: Have you realized that, Yes, I know, I'm sorry about that,
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  Speaker 1: but uh you know, yes, I have. I have my reasons.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, okay, well you're that's what's going on. The
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  Speaker 1: officials at the church have gotten together and this is
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  Speaker 1: what they've decided on, is that anybody who is late
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  Speaker 1: starting next Sunday, there would be a fifteen dollar charge
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  Speaker 1: for that for coming in and disrupting services. Fast fastest
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  Speaker 1: tide of service being disrupted by people walking in late
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  Speaker 1: that that could not come at a worst time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have fifteen dollars to give. I don't I don't
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  Speaker 1: have it. Oh um, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that
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  Speaker 1: we late. I am We are doing our best. I
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  Speaker 1: have three kids. I have three young kids, two seven
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  Speaker 1: and nine, and they are a handfool and and and
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  Speaker 1: we do the best that we can to get the
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  Speaker 1: church on time and and to tell your truth. When
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: we get there. It's doing praise and worship. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: pastor ain't even preaching yet, so I know it's not
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  Speaker 1: past it's not up yet, but he's he's stating that
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  Speaker 1: people coming in. It just seems very disrupted the service
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  Speaker 1: that's going on. That's so Nevertheless, like I said, this
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  Speaker 1: is a warning call, you know, to let you know
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  Speaker 1: that if you are late on next Sunday, then they
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  Speaker 1: will be charging you fifteen dollars a lafe charge and
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  Speaker 1: actually you won't be able to even come in you
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  Speaker 1: until you pay five dollars. I can't even get in
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  Speaker 1: church with we Look, okay, look I don't I don't
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  Speaker 1: owe nothing. I don't owe you no explanation. But I
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  Speaker 1: need to tell you something. We are me and my
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  Speaker 1: kids for the last few sundays that we've been late.
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  Speaker 1: It's because my car broke down. We are on the
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  Speaker 1: bus man public transportation. Okay, I mean, and I understand,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I understand. I siviltize with everything that you're going through.
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  Speaker 1: But why are you calling if you understand? How are
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you calling me about fifteen dollars? If you understand what
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  Speaker 1: I'm going through? Well I didn't I first part. I
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: didn't know what you would go. Why are you raising
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  Speaker 1: your voice at me? Why are you raising? Did you
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: just raise your voice at me? You know what? You
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: know what? I think? You're raising your voice at me?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: How dare you call me about this? About a feet
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  Speaker 1: and I'm there at church. I got my keys in
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  Speaker 1: there trying to raise them up is where they should go,
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  Speaker 1: just like the Bible say. And you know why I
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  Speaker 1: got to do this and why I'm late? Why why
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  Speaker 1: we gotta tetch the bus? Do you understand why that is?
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  Speaker 1: Brother Glenn? No, I do not. That is because they
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  Speaker 1: to their daddies ain't and they yes, Tracy, you got
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  Speaker 1: to calm down a little bit now. Oh Jesus help me,
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  Speaker 1: Jesus help me, Jesus. Okay, listen. Uh. Here is all
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  Speaker 1: I can do is tell you this. I hope you
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  Speaker 1: can make it. Maybe you can catch an earlier bus,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and get there a little earlier.
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  Speaker 1: But but I'm just stating the fact that as of
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  Speaker 1: next Sunday, if you come in late, it's fifteen dollars
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  Speaker 1: late fee, and that's what you'll pay in order to
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  Speaker 1: get in the service. You know what, Well, maybe next
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Sunday I just won't be there. How about that. You
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: know I'm already worked in six days a week. The
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: only day I have off is Sunday. I've been baking,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: breaking my back. Do you know? I worked two jobs
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: or two jobs, and they always trying to take money
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  Speaker 1: out of my check, always trying to pull me here
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  Speaker 1: and there, and I'm always tired. I get two hours asleep,
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  Speaker 1: and then now the church wants to dump another fifteen
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  Speaker 1: dollars charging me for being at church when that's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to do. But you're coming in late though,
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  Speaker 1: you know what? You know what, late ain't bad. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I might be delayed, but I ain't denied, and I'm
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: getting there the best way that I know how. For
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: the bus, I have to put my kids on the
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  Speaker 1: school bus, and not only have to put them on
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: the school bus, and I have to get on the
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  Speaker 1: bus to myself to work because I don't have a car.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Because they Daddy's ain't doing nothing nothing for them. Do
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: you understand what I'm saying to you? I need to understand. Oh,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Daddy number one, guess what hint? Daddy for two he
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: in jail, been there about five years, he ain't. And
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Daddy number three he decided to go ahead and walk out, ain't.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I ain't heard from that that tent in about seven
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: months now. He know we're struggling. He had the nerve
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: to take my wallet too. You don't. You don't even
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: understand what I'm going through. You don't even understand that
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to make a better life for me and
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: my children. There is one more thing, Sister Tracey, that
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: the Church wants you to know before next Sunday that
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: you definitely need to know what one more thing does
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: the church want me to know? Best sixteen dollars. The
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: church just wants you to know that this is nephew
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister Patrese
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: got me to prank phone call you. I am gonna her,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: are you. No, I ain't got time for that. No,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I ain't got time for that. Right, Oh, I got
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: something for her. How about that? Tell me? She said,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: she said, my sister carpro down. She says, she got
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: these kids. She over here struggling and struggling, and she's
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: trying to make it, but you gotta give a hard time.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: She just wanted, she wanted, she wanted you to put us.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: She wanted to put a smile on your face. Well,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: are you want being settled out? I'm gonna have to
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: say she did. Okay, right, Wow, Now that I know
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: you y'all were joking and now I know this is
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy. Hey, I gotta ask you something, Baby, what's
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: the land. That's Steve Harvid Morning Show. Baby, you know
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: crazy is always yeah, hur fens baby, the Nephew on
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: this Way to be That's the Blues and Jazz Supper
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Club I will be there this Friday, two shows, Friday,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: two Saturday. Thinkers don't see he got a couple more level.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: But I'm just about then. I'm almost. I ain't there. Yeah,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: it's a five hundred seat. I got four shows. I'm
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: almost there, but I ain't there. Yeah, but I'm talking
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: about it. I bet I'll beat there tomorrow. I bet
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: you that. I like the fact that after you eat
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: and after you've been in the blues, yeah, then they
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: give you some damp coming. Yeah, baby, better mean and
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: a barbiturate on the same night. I want to go too,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I want yeah, I want to go ahead. I gotta
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: do that, all right. Coming up, thank you, nephew. Coming
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, entertainment and national news.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the stahow and Today's
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: entertainment news. Well, today would have been King of Pop
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson's sixty first birthday and his Yeah. His nineteen
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: eighty two album Thriller remains the best selling album in history,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: with sixty five count them sixty five million copies sold.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: This album scored thirteen Grammy Awards and, having thirteen songs,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: reached up number one on the US charts. Wow. Yeah,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah King, greatest, greatest entertainer to Everlil Wow
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: and that damn Michael Jackson boy yeah man. Speaking of Michael,
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  Speaker 1: his little sister Janet made some big money during this
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: year's Metamorphosis residency. Billboard reports that began July twenty fourth
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: and August seventeenth, her shows at the Park Theater gross
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: eight point nine million dollars. Wow, whoa I got to
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: call Janet Jane doing it? Oh? No, no, damn Janet stop.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I hosted the birthday party in Vegas first weekend of
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: the residency of what you You're the only person that qualified?
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Hold everybody else actress and asked us comedians, and you
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: the only one. I hosted it. Man, I'm just telling
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: you party. No, I was not there, Steve only one.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying nobody believe you. I just asked, what
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: staydare I'm now little Kim now Fingerin' star studed and
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: you were there? But start huh yeah, star study He
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: said he was there, and loul king, that's all he
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: had said. Where you see star study there? Well, a
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: little Kim Doug, you fresh Rapp. Everybody had pictures with
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Janet but guess who nephew, Tommy Pure with Janet. I
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: got some pictures, Yes, a photo shop drinking the cool
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: saw how tall he was standing next to her, and
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I thought that was a little boy taking a picture.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: That's not for real. Turner so tall in that picture.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: But if you look at the picture, you look like
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Tommy dangling in the air. Anyway, bad photo shop. As
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I was saying, she grows eight point nine million now,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: adding that to her early run, Janet sold thirteen million
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  Speaker 1: dollars worth of tickets, and on a daily basis, if
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: you break it down, Janet averaged about seven hundred and
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: twenty two thousand dollars and over four thousand tickets a night,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: better than the first Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yeah.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Nicole Murphy was there. I'll get quiet. Of course, we're
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: trying to help you. Shit shit damn mow. That means
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: she made more than Celine Dion and Britney Spears. Uh wow.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Another entertainment news on Becky, actress Lori Laughlin and her husband,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: fashion designer Massimo are willing to go down together for
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: their alleged involvement in the USC college admission scandal. The
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: couple appeared in a Boston court to waive their rights
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: to separate attorneys. Sources say they tell People Magazine actually
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: that they're being represented by attorneys from the same law
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: firm in order to put forth a united front. They
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: ain't going to jail. Some lawyers say that's a good state,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: separate prison, that's a great strategy. They're aspend to go
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: to jail. They can make twenty years each, Steve, twenty
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: years each. But we gotta get to today. Felicity, Felicity
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: did so you sorry, you little slap on the risk
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: and going four months to go to court. They're gonna
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: make example out. Yeah you think south, Steve. Some lawyers
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: say it's good strategy, and then others I don't think
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: they're what Steve said, all right, we gotta go, Steve.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Let's get to the headline. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Anne Trip,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: thank you, Steve. Morning, everybody. This is entered with the News.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: And here they are. British Prime Minister Bars Johnson's desire
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: to actually suspend Parliament has been okayed by the Queen.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: So now Johnson's maneuver gives lawmakers over there who opposed
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Brexit very little time to push back. Johnson's political opponents
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: up in arms, describing the situation as a constitutional outrage
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: never seen in the UK's Democrats before Britain schedule to
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: leave European Union by October thirty. First tropical storm Dorian
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: upgraded to a hurricane Dorian yesterday, so now with at
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: least seventy five mile now wins. Dennis Falcon of the
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: National Hurricane Center says Dorian reached hurricane strength and continues
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: moving northwest through the Caribbean, getting stronger as it goes.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: With the warm tropical waters and low wind shear ahead
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: of it. During the next couple of days. It's got
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: ample time and ample distance to grow into a major
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: hurricane which could threaten the southeastern United States by the
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: latter part of the weekend. Looks like Puerto Rico and
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: the Virgin Islands though dodge the bullet. They just got
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: a lot of rain, not a lot of damage. Doring
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: is expected to make landfall now somewhere along the southeast
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: coast between the tip of Florida and Georgia and South
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Carolina somewhere along there, and states of emergency have been
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: declared in both Florida and Puerto Rico. However, but again
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Puerto Rico dodged the bullet. They were ready and they
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: just got a lot of rain. So lucky for them.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: They had a really hard time a couple of years
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: ago with Maria. Looks like Federal Emergency Agency or FEMA,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: is about to transfer one hundred and fifty five million
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: dollars in funds to support President Trump's border wall and
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: detention plans. The Department of Homeland Security says it'll move
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: that amount of money to use at the border. The
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: folks at Homeland Security say they want the money to
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: use for new beds and other things and detention facilities.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: North Carolina Supreme courtsmen hearing arguments this week on racial
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: bias and death penalty cases. One at death penalty trial,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: the prosecutor actually described the black defendant as quote a
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: big black bull. Another case, a black juror was excluded
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: because prosecutors say he drank alcohol and called him a
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: black whino, while a white man who said he drank
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: was called an okay country boy. New York Senator Kirsten Jillibrand,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I first, he took her hat out of the ring
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: yesterday for President. I know this isn't the result. We wanted.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: We wanted to win this race. But it's important to
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: know when it's not your time and to know how
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: you can best serve your community and country. I believe
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I can best serve by helping to unite us to
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: beat Donald Trump. In twenty twenty, the fifty two year
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: old senator had not qualified for the next debate or
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: withdrawal still leaves twenty the active Democrats in the primary.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: And today is national Eat. Oh you want day? Yes, glorious.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Boarding Morning. You're listening
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, so Steve, everyone's
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: talking about Dave Chappelle's Netflix comedy special. It's called Sticking Stones.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Have you seen you? Ain't seen it on? Cedric. Cedric
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: the entertainer posted on his Instagram page that Dave Chappelle
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: is one of the best to ever do it. Take
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: a listen to Dave talk about the opioid drug crisis
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: in America. Here we go. This opioid crisis is a crisis.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I see it every day. It's as bad as they say.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: It's ruining lives, it's destroying families. Samy, you know what
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: it reminds me. I'm seeing it reminds me of us.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: These white folks look exact acting like us during the
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: crack accidemic. It's wild because I even have insight into
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: how the white community must have felt watching the black
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: community go through the scores of crack. Because I don't
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: care either hanging there. Whites just say no, what's so
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: hard about that? Us? I agree, the us hanging there,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: just just say no, what's hard about that? You can
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: check out Dave Chappelle's comedy special on Netflix is called
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Sticks and Stones. Save you guys, your friends, right you
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: on the end of a documentary. You're on the end
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: of it. They got they got a picture with him,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle and Chris Tuffer. We all too, Yeah, really, yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: that's my dog. Man. Yeah, I'm gonna check him out.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna check him out. Then I'm gonna
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: call him man. Oh yeah. We're gonna be holling up.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: But they say, I'm gonna tell you man. One of
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: the great moments, man huh was in the White House,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: but we didn't have cameras, and we were standing there
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: looking at each other, was me, him and Chris Rock
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: and we was looking at each other, we said, man,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: we need a camera. Where is Al Roker when you
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: need him? In the bathrooms? Al Roker keeps his camera
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: after White House where he ain't going back up there?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: No more sense Obama House. Yeah, a matter of fact,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I ain't going back. Yeah, that was my last time
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: at the White House when Obama was up there. Steve,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: we haven't heard. I haven't asked you this question in
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: quite some time, but uh, in a few seconds we
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: have left. I just want to ask you. See what
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: you say, Um, what are the chances you think of
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: us having another black president anytime soon? Well? I got
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: ten seconds to say this. Let's say it. Oh, when
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: a monkey can slang a banana peel up on the moon?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: The moon? That monkey? Is that? Your final answer? Coming
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: up in thirty four minutes after the hour, more foolishness
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: with fill in the blank with Steve Harvey coming up
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to all right, So Steve,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: your nephew, came up with a fun new segment for you.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Come on, tell me what you got. I got a
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: new segment called fill in the blank, Steve, fill in
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the blank, so I know what I'm saying. Yeah, I
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: start the sentence off, and then I I stopped hunking you,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: feeling you speeling the blank? All right, all right, I'm ready.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I spend way too much money on my wife. You
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: were gonna say that how you really feel? All right?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: All right on here go. The sex was going great
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: until I called a cramp in your leg? All right,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: here she broke my heart, so I broke her window.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I like a calling question. What you gotta do? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: play at a wedding is taps. Yeah, like a funeral.
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  Speaker 1: That's your last day of freedom home, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: the beginning of the great thing. When y'all ass ain't
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  Speaker 1: know what tap? No, I know. Just because we work
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  Speaker 1: together don't mean we posted to eat lunch at the
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: same time. What what? What does that mean? That's because
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: we work together, don't mean we can't take lunch at
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: the same time. I want to eat with you. I
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: just work with you. We're not friends. I don't like
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: my co workers like that. We're gonna go eat any day.
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  Speaker 1: No him, no, we used to. He doesn't mean us.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, Jesus Joe, we eat all right? All right?
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• 42:18
  Speaker 1: hell out of Donald Trump. Good answer, Thurday's good answer
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: just reached back. Come on, tell me, I know you
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  Speaker 1: got a couple more minutes. This dude, I wish I
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  Speaker 1: could slap the hell out he got auch As. I
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: wish I could slap the hell out of all Kelly. Yeah,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: several times I wish I could slap the hell out
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: of If I could go back in time in my life,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I would go back to the day I first got money.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: What was so special about that day? That day I
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: finally got something after all your hard work and being
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: homeless and all of that. Other than that, I ain't
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: going back to none of that. I what was the first?
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Bought Steve A lot of shoes. I was in Sharp
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Town mall in huge Yes, yes, I bought full pair
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: of gators at one time. How much did that set
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: you back? Steve? Who ain't about seven? One pair? Was
• 43:38
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  Speaker 1: had about three thousand dollar worker shoes right there? That's
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: what That's what? You know? You had money on three
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars working shoes or you couldn't talk to me
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: and five. The next show, Don't Don't go to Sharpstown
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: now closed and the reason why. Yeah, all right, well,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: thank you guys, thank you for that new segment. Tommy
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: coming up next, Nephew back in the building with the
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: prank phone call that's coming up right after this you're
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: listening to all right, coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: letter for today's subject, Boo Boo, Breath's assistant. Yeah, I
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: said it, well said it. I said it. We'll get
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: into that later. Right now, if Europe tell me with
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call you we'll speaking of staking Sharon
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  Speaker 1: Yo trash stank O trash trash breath Yo trash stank
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  Speaker 1: All right, ket Doug, let's go Hello. Hello, Hey, I'm
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: trying to U. I'm trying to read swerve. Yeah, this man, Well,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: how you doing? Man? I'm on I'm one of your neighbors,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: but I'm I'm one street over from you. You over
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: the off you river Rens Dry. Yeah, that's right, this Rico. Man,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm one of your neighbors on the
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: next street over. How are you doing? Okay, I'm doing good,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: but how you. How you getting my Another one of
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: the neighbors on your block gave me the number. Man.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: We was we were having a little situation. Wanted to
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: reach out to you, Uh, some stuff going on here
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: in the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: you aware of it. Well, what what's going on? Uh?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: It seemed like, um, well, you know the trash man
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: run on on Tuesday, okay and Saturday right now. The
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: problem is that that that that a lot of people,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I guess since the holiday just passed, you know a
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: lot of people got their stuff out on the on
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: the curve already right right now. The problem is that
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: that that they're saying, man, is that yo yo trash
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: is actually really really file. It's smelling and smelling pretty bad.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: And we wanted to call you, man and see if
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: you do not holdong you calling me because you smell
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: my trash? Well yeah, they say, yours is the one
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: that's really speaking man, And if you could actually maybe
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: put it in, put it back in the in the
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: in the garage until tuesday, you know, no trash and
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: no garage. That's why I put it outside. I didn't
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: have enough room in a garage. Okay, what man? Who
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: is everybody saying my trash saying? Hey, listen, I'm saying.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying. You know what I want to tell you.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: If everybody in the hood gotta fire with my trash,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: thank you tell another contact? Yeah? Okay, what what? What? What?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: We we we've discussed that too. But listen, listen, we
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: don't want no trouble. Man. If we could just get
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: you to put your trash back in, I'm not moving chads.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I pay rent over here, my brother. Hey, we're not
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: gonna go back, and I'm not gonna go back. Don't
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: give what you gonna do. I'm telling you where I
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: pay rent that. Don't tell me to just over here. Okay, Well, listen, man,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: aren't you concerned that your trash is thinking of can
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: through the whole neighborhood. I don't give a damn who
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: smell my chances they got a problem with it, tells
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: them come take it out? Still, then it's staying out there, okay.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Whether that's the problem, The problem is that you took
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: it out, and you took it out too early. You
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have put listen out till Tuesday morning. And now
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: who didn't why that money inside it. If I put
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: it out there, it's saying out that's today, come get it.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you, manka,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: even damn what you're gonna do. You ain't gonna call
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: me telling me take my chance? Yea, I say, rent
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: over here? Okay? How is everybody's smelling my chad? Out
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: of everybody on the street? I don't know from my understanding.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: It's just a couple of holes in it and some
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: food or something else that got out. I don't know
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: if one of the roads or dog got into the
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: what the case may be. But you know, we need
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: to try to get your trash in the backyard. My
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: trash ain't going no, damn Well, and how come you
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: the one you this? How come our next though neighbor?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I ain't called? How come your around corner and you called?
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Who put you up to this? Boy? Everybody's smelling it?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I was just fortunate enough to get your phone number.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I said, well, look, I just gone and call it myself.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I tell you this, you and that ain't you my phone?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: N I'm thinking that sell there. It ain't going now Okay,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: what listen, litten, swerve, just what we decide on the case.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: We got to this situation with you, I touch that.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I just come over there and put the trash in
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: your backyard and do tuesday morning and Tuesday morning, I'll
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: come back over there and take it out. That way,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: all the smell of being in your backyard and you say,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: you go what, I'm gonna come over there and put
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: the trash in your backyard so to so the smell
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: that fucking I mean, that's that. Let me say, let
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: me take you this. If you come over here, you
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: might well called posies. That's really you go. Need you
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: come over here, bring all of that. Had a father
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: saying my trash to come over here and take it out. Man,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: you I mean you you're trying. You're trying to you
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: trying to act like it don't smell. Man, I don't
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: give it. If this smell, I'll tell you what I do.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I'll go out to flue when that when that when
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: they helped you out of Look here, okay, but see
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: that's not what the people in the neighborhood want. We
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: want you to. Don't give a damn what ty walk
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you what I'm gonna do. And how do
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: did you get my phone. How they any down right?
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I'd already told you, man, I got your number for
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: one of the neighbors on your street that said they
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: don't want to get should have left one to the right,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: said me, which one? Listen? Listen, listen, swerve. Won't you
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: get to the meet of the problem. The problem is
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: your trash think don't how is my chansh? How the
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: hell y'all tip point my saying how everybody else trads
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: on the block? And how the hell you smell? I
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: don't know, man, I don't know what it it. I
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: don't know if you're trans busted, don't open, or what
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: the deal is. But everybody's saying. Everybody's saying it, swerve,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: trans that that stink that's too much pads needs to
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: be gone through time. And see what I think. It's
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: that chad out there and it's gonna say out there
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I said it ain't come get it and you ain't
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: coming over there. Okay, now let's see that's where you
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: run swim out. I ain't roming over there. I'm coming
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: over there, and I'm gonna take that trance and put
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: it in the backyard to too. Now, if you're gonna
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: try to get in my way. Whatever, but I got
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: to come and get this. And if I tell you what,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: bring your over here right now. I'll put on my shoes.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I'm standing on the point right now. Bring at the car.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Come on, Rico, whatever you Rico. I'm Rico on one
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: street over and I'm smelling your man trash. Take your
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: chants out, make smell, but you ain't there to come
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: take it out. I set you that. He listen sword,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this word. Man, I called him back name.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Excuse me talk calling out that? Who in the hell
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: sold you called me? Swerved? Called me by that? Okay?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: What that's what they call you? What's wrong? Me called
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: what's wrong? Me called you? You donna call me that name?
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Now you saying my chance thing? Come over here and
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: take the chance out. Hey, man, I ain't I ain't
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: nobody sitting there scatter you swim. I'm trying to get
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the name. Didn't not just call
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: you top pout of my name and swear? Come over here.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do. Okay, way
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: then it is what it is bottom Land. I'm on
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: my way over at the moon that damn trash. Come
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: onp come over here, come over here, moving. I'm on
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: the points right now, come on over there, meet me
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: at about the mask. Thank you trash, you guy. I'm
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: standing right to it now. Okay, well, I tell you what.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I'm on my way, nah, and guess what I'm gonna
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: do when I get over that. You ain't gonna do
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do. I'm gonna tell you my damn name
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: when I get over that. My name is nephew tim
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: franked by your cousin or Reese. Oh, thank you out
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: of here. Hey man, I gotta ask you something, dog?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: What is what is the baddest and I mean the
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Really, even though it's trailer.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I don't care stinks think you stinks. Think that's all
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: it is to it to stink funky. It's trash, right,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: carl you your trade. I don't handle the trash in
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: my house. Thank you? Carl Us say that? Why would
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: you even ask that? Yes, I am the trash man
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: at my house. Tras So Chloe Rocks is the key
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: I got. I'll be swamping, I know I know the
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: trads man be mad at me, like god doubt, but
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm helping the truck along the way, so
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I put the Chloe Rocks anyway. That's the net. I'm
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: clean like that, and I'm gonna be clean Friday and
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Saturday night, Clean Baby, the neph You will be in
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: the building. But that's the Blues and Jass Supper Club
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  Speaker 1: two Friday two Saturday. Tickets on sale red now Blues
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  Speaker 1: Jazz Supper and Timmy. It's a nice combination, the blues,
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  Speaker 1: jazz supper and Timmy. I got Greenville, Greenville, North Carolina.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: That was September seven, that the Greenville Convention Center. Tickets
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  Speaker 1: on sale following that week, that is September the twentieth. First.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I will be in Greensboro, North Carolina at the Carolina Theater.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: The Nephew is coming to town over there. I just
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like a comedian crusader. You know, I'm just
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: moving throughout the country, all right. Everybody's saying, man, man,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: moving throughout the country, all right. I will be doing
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: that octop of the fifth You do not want to
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: miss a Baby Ready to Love premiers on the own Network.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: That's right then, He's nine Central, the Nephew with being
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: the bill and it is my second season. God, Sharon,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: some light on me, man, and I am appreciative. Boy,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: I'm blessed and I'm thankful and I am grateful. Got
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: my second season on Ready to Love. Won't he do it? Yes?
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: He will? Come on man, God and the blessing business
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: boy a man, come on? Man? All right, thinking nephew
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: coming up. The Strawberry Letters subjects Booboo Breath's assistant. We'll
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to Steve
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen.
• 53:49
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  Speaker 1: read this one right here, right now. Okay, buck it up,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: hold on tight, we got it. Fight Yeah. Here it
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter, Thank you, nephew. Subject Boo Boo
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  Speaker 1: Breath's assistant. Wow, yeah, Boo Boo Breath's assistant is the subject.
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I recently started a new position as
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: an assistant to the office manager. On my first day
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: at work, I noticed that everyone in the office was
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: looking at me and whispering. I thought that they were
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: just checking me out because I was a new girl.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Silly me. When my boss got in, I went and
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: greeted him. Everyone was still looking at me, but now
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: they were laughing. And then it happened. The odor that
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: came out of my boss's mouth Dartner knocked me out.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: It smelled like a baby's diaper and it hit me
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: across my face and I almost passed out. I realized
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: why my co workers were laughing. One of the ladies
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: she was laughing so hard she had tears in her eyes. Afterwards,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: they said they were waiting for my reactions. They knew
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I wasn't ready. It's been two weeks now and I
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: literally cry in my car before going in to work.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I have to be closed up in his office and
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: meetings every day, and I've tried offering mints and or gum,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: but he declines every time. Ah. I really love my job,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: but his breath makes it impossible. We have an off
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: site meeting in a couple of weeks and he suggested
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: that me and a couple of our teammates ride with him.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: So now the teammates want me to be the one
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: to address this issue with him. They have chosen me
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: to tell him that his breath smells like boo boo.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: My husband said that I should just breathe through my
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: mouth when I'm in his presence. He said, my co
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: workers are setting me up because I'm the new girl
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: at the office. Since I'm always in his face. I
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: feel like I should go ahead and say something, or
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: should I wait until I develop a better relationship with him?
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Please? Please help me. Wow, this
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: is funky. This is a funky situation right here. You're
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: absolutely right, and you love your job. You are the
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: new girl. I mean, what a bad position to be in.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: You're the new kids. You're kind of darned if you do,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: darned if you don't. Your husband may be right. They
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: could be setting you up because they've been there all
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: this time and they've had time to say something to him,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: and they haven't. They haven't done anything. His breath still
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: smells like booboo. But your husband's advice to just breathe
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: through your mouth, I don't think that's gonna work either.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, you got to live too. You probably will
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: have to find a way to tell him because you
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: work the closest with him. I mean, you can't just
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: go to his face and say your breath smells like
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: boo boo and he's your employer. I mean, it's not
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: what you say, it's it's it's how you say what
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: you say. So you I mean you've offered him mint.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: You've offered him and got him gum. Uh. Everybody knows
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: that when somebody offers you a man or offers you gum,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: that you should take it. Everybody knows that either they're
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you something or be polite. All right,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: So you gotta find a way to just I don't know.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: You gotta say it to your boss. Listen. You gotta
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: say something. You have to. You cannot let this go on.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: You gotta say something. Listen, I just wanted to tell you, Uh,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: maybe we should go to the dentist together. Or when's
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: the last time you've gone to the dentist something. You
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: gotta say something, Steve help me out here. Yeah, see, Shirley,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: you don't you don't do good it. Let us like
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: this because see you two. Can you try not to? Yeah, yeah,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm here for the each type letters. Now what
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: you say, oh see boo boo breaths, sister right here,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: that term is too loose. It's too kid. You. The
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: first day, all your office workers is looking at your whispering.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: You thought they was checking, y'all cause you knew and
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: on silly me. When a new boss got in and
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: I greeted him, everybody was still looking at me, and
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: now they're laughing. And then it happened. The odor that
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: came out of my boss's mouth, damn near knocked me out.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: It smelled like a baby's diaper. It hit me, crossing
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: my face. I almost passed out the right hill. Why
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: are we calling this letter booboo breath? What do you mean?
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: You need a stronger name for somebody breath like that?
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Like white, you know, wet white. Your breath smell like
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: a used wet white. That's what the Tylers letter should
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: have been. How about pamper. You could have just sample.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: We know what a pampa smell like. We've all told
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: a tape off of a baby that we love dearly.
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  Speaker 1: And when we opened up that pampa, we went commercial.
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  Speaker 1: Running an when did this baby start eating vinegar? Green?
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  Speaker 1: It out in your mouth? Man mouth? That's not boo boo,
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  Speaker 1: that's stank. First of all, you turn around and your
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  Speaker 1: co workers were laughing out. Have fought somebody because y'all
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  Speaker 1: could have told, yes, y'all knew good in hell what
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  Speaker 1: ill fitting to walk up into. And I'll be damn
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  Speaker 1: if you sit there and giggle at me when you
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  Speaker 1: know what just happened. And then your ignorant ass husband
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  Speaker 1: talking about breathe through your mouth. You can't breathe through
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  Speaker 1: your mouth. You need your taste, bud. That's why. To
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  Speaker 1: breathe through your mouth if you want to, won't be
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  Speaker 1: a gonna taste a damn thing. Now, you weren't lunch
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  Speaker 1: talking about I can't taste nothing. That's because she was
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  Speaker 1: breathing through your mouth. You got you got to take
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: baby breaths. When you round people with stinking breath, This
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: is highs got a sound. Listen to this, wait, listen
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  Speaker 1: to all right, hold that breath, Hold that breath. You
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  Speaker 1: can't breathe, You got sick. We'll have part two of
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  Speaker 1: your response. Steve coming out, bake her face, look at
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  Speaker 1: him like you cry. Coming up in twenty three minutes
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  Speaker 1: after the hour. Today's subject Booboo Breath's assistant. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening to, all right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. Subject Booboo Breath's assistant.
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  Speaker 1: This pole brol this Poe girl got this new job. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she need her job. She even said she liked her job.
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  Speaker 1: First day. All the people looking at ain't nobody saying
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  Speaker 1: nothing to They laugh and they figured it's silly because
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  Speaker 1: it's her first day. Then her damn boss came in
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: and she didn't know why everybody was laughing until he said, hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing? H words? I don't know why people
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  Speaker 1: got bad bro use a lot of H words. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing it? How's your day? Anything I can
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  Speaker 1: help you? How long you've been here? Here's another one
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  Speaker 1: who recommended you nothing. Who you standing there? You just
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: put your eyelashes on? Who is strong? Steve? You had
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  Speaker 1: just put them damn yeah now here. You don't know
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  Speaker 1: what that is on your face? You think a bugged
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  Speaker 1: and got on you, but your eyelashes and fell on
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  Speaker 1: your damn cheek all because he and then you know
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna offer him a mint, and he said, no,
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  Speaker 1: he know a man ain't gonna work. He didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: What if you give a president when somebody breaths, tain't
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  Speaker 1: that bad offering the mint? You know why they don't
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  Speaker 1: never take mints because they can't taste them exactly. That's
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  Speaker 1: why listen to me, y'all real stink breath. Don't ever
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  Speaker 1: wanta mint because they can't taste them. Well, then I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know that sugar cube. That's like taking a sugar coo,
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  Speaker 1: a sugar cube and having put it on a tablespoon
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  Speaker 1: of sugar honey iced teeth. That's why take a cuba
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  Speaker 1: put it on a tables food a sugar squallowing give
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  Speaker 1: me you like SG So Steve, let me ask you
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  Speaker 1: this then no, let me tell you just as well.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know. Okay, if they can't taste it,
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  Speaker 1: then do they know they have bad breath? Like this?
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  Speaker 1: If you don't know, if they knew that, they killed themselves.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody got to say something to see something. There's other
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  Speaker 1: things you can do, like instead of offering him a
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  Speaker 1: mint or some gum, offer him some tidy boat for
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: sugar honey ice tea out of the job. Offer him
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  Speaker 1: some tidy bowl, just hand it to him. Play the
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  Speaker 1: commercial with the little man and the tue taking the knife.
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  Speaker 1: Hey it, go outside and hook up a fire holes
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  Speaker 1: to a fire hydrant, and when you turn around to
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  Speaker 1: say hello, blow his whole damn mouth off with that firehole.
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  Speaker 1: These are the type of drastic measures you have to
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  Speaker 1: take take with people's breath that smell like hot garbage. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you've opened up trash can in the summer when you
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: was a little boy. Ye know what that smell like.
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  Speaker 1: So that's it, you know. Everybody, Now look every nine
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  Speaker 1: and everybody breath be kicking. Yeah, let's just tell the truth.
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  Speaker 1: But normally for those of us whose breath just kick
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  Speaker 1: every nine, then we kind of know it. You'll be
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: talking and you'll go, damn that me, and then we'll
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  Speaker 1: cut our hands when you smell like exactly like what
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  Speaker 1: I said, When your breath smell like exactly, see exactly,
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  Speaker 1: zactly exactly like the crack of your aid if you
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  Speaker 1: got exactly I see the reason the reason you don't
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  Speaker 1: never see people blowing into their hands when they got bad, brother,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: it's because they did it one time and it knocked
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  Speaker 1: their ass out and when they came to they didn't
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  Speaker 1: know what the hell had. Now he needs he wants
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: to know how to tell him. She's got to tell him.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: You don't. You can tell him what your body language
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  Speaker 1: in your face, like like when they turned and they
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  Speaker 1: started talking, just started doing stuff like m just saying.
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  Speaker 1: Then start just jumping in place, just bounce, just be
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: jumping in place. Jesus, Jesus. She's just bless him. Lord,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: you know, I know how he isn't talk to somebody
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: with real fucking brill. You can't talk, no, because you
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: just want to get away from me. Yeah, yeah, email
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  Speaker 1: him no. So I think i'd tell him when they're
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: in some of those clothes commedia, just get a big
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  Speaker 1: piece of paper. When he started talking, just get a
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: magic markt and right shut the air. Far don't want
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: to lose her job. I don't want to lose my both,
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  Speaker 1: now coming up at forty six after the hour from
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• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: put your hands Age Sheryl the per girl who all
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about understood Underwood. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: And someone that's right, that's what I'm talking about. And
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: speaking to nightclubs. I need you to come over to
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  Speaker 1: the Lunar Ben Brothers and Sisters and Little Rock Arkansas.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. I'll be there on Sunday, September the first,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: that's right. I got two shows at the Lunar Ben
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  Speaker 1: and Little Rock Arkansas. I don't I want y'all to
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  Speaker 1: buy all the tickets and then guess what, Brothers and
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: sisters yell say what? Say what? What? Oh? Okay, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Only voice I heard. What's my sweetheart? Junior? And I
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: got to tell you something, Lady Junior. Remind me of Collins.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I gotta talking to juniors, Okay. On September sixth and seventh,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I will be at Johnny T's b STRO and Blues
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  Speaker 1: in Jackson, Mississippi. I got two shows on September the sixth,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: that's a Friday, and two shows uh September the seventh,
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  Speaker 1: Johnny T's b STRO and Blues in Jackson, Mississippi, in
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  Speaker 1: business blues and stuff for club. Probably the same as
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  Speaker 1: FOT probably same fint. So remember on Sunday, September the first,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be at the Looney Ben in Little Rock, Arkansas.
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  Speaker 1: And then on Friday and Saturday, I will be at
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  Speaker 1: Johnny T's b Stro and Blues in Jackson, Mississippi. Mike
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  Speaker 1: Washington will be performing with me right out of Washington,
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  Speaker 1: d C. Good brother, very very funny, and my sorrow
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Fusha gonna be with me because we're gonna be out
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: there doing community service with my Sorrows and Zeta five
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  Speaker 1: beta and my brother's a five beta set. But now
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: let me just say this right now, y'all get y'all tickets.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, Hey, Junior, Okay, so you know I
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: got all these different jobs, Junior, So you know all
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: them things. You'll be talking about what you need and
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: the life and every time I can help you read
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  Speaker 1: that because I'm gonna be jail like Steve Harvey. I
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: got this show called The Rap Battle. It's gonna be
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: on free Form. It's a gift rapping game show, Battle
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  Speaker 1: show Rap. I told you I was trying to be
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: like Steve Harvest. I told him, Steve and then wayman,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Junior's okay, let me help you out. I'm gonna get
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: some of these jobs. All these people quitting their job.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: You here, Leslie leaving up sat Night Live. I mean,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: I know you got things going on, but let me
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: tell you something. I ain't leaving the talk Talk starts
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  Speaker 1: seption the ninth. I'll be right there, everybody, everybody, I'll
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: be right down giving up. Got these jobs. I need Junior,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: need things like Junior for you. I was standing in
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: the line, I popye. I was standing like this, how
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: strong my love this for you? I was standing they
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: get chicken sandwich. Listen, give me five chicken, bring you
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: back one sandwich. Oh. I'm back in the kitchen cooking
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: because Junior. I need a chickens out. All right, thank you, Cheryl.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, Carla's Reality Update. Right after this, you're
• 1:10:12
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• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: come on, let's go. It's time, let's go. Let's go.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: She is here, the one and only call A Farrell
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: with what Reality Update. Thank you, come out see I
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  Speaker 1: love your child my favorite segment here I go. Let
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: me sit up Okay, sit up straight. All right, here
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: we go, y'all. Let's start with Power, the most watched
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: scripted series this summer. Yeah, according to fifty cents. So
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: they are doing their thing. Yeah, that's the jam right there. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the original version Big Rich Town with Joe. Hopefully fifty's
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: the message and he will put the original version back.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Crystal, you can cut it. Here we go.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Angela's saved her man's life and made the ultimate sacrifice
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: because now she is dead. Angela is gone, and Tommy
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: killed her Steve and a failed attempt to kill Ghosts.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: He was trying to kill Ghosts. She pushed him out
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: the way, she got shot in the chest. She died.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Tommy is mad at ghost his boy, because he feels
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: that ghost tricked him into killing his father. Ghosts. Very heartbroken,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: very upset that Tommy killed he said, according to Ghosts,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: the only woman he's ever loved. He said that to
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: his wife. That hurt. But anyway, Ghost Um he tried
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: to kill Tommy twice. He tried to kill him twice,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: So I guess it's safe to say they're not boys anymore.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: They're not. I mean he shoot at me. I mean yeah, Yeah,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: first time, I accident. Second time, Yeah, this is a hit.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: You really trying to kill me? And let's talk about her.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: His disloyal behind to his daddy. Now he's picking sides
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: between his uncle Tommy and his dad. Even though you know,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: ghost Son he Tyreek, he really wasn't upset that Angela
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: is dead and his mom Tasha, she had to tell
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: him not to really hate on Angela like that because
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: even though she kind of like was a home record
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: to Tyreek broke up their family, she did look out
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: for Tyrek and helped him in a lot of trouble
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: that Tyrek was in. So that's dad, Angela's sister. She
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: really hates Ghosts. She wants him to go down for
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: being responsible for her sister's death. La La miss Keisha
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: La La Anthony is playing Keisha on the show. She
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: is trying to prove that she is right or die
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: for her man Tommy kind of struggling with that a
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: little bit. But anyway, Keisha got rid of the gun
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: that Tommy gave her, the gun that he shot and
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: killed Angela Wood. Finally, Yeah, yeah, what's her Bootyard one
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: sings or something? What I ain't get to see it?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: But what's he but I no, she just had on
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: some tight jeans. Are you talking about La La? I'm
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: talking about I hope he talking about La La. He
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: talked about Tommy. I have pat Is that Tommy? I'm
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: just I mean, that's what I've been here. I ain't
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: seen the episode, but I've been hearing La La about
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: La La but or something in the kitchen or something.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: But it wasn't out. It wasn't out. She just wasn't
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: well rounded. Yes, it was the Lord, Yes it was
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: any more questions about just behind It was so good timing.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know what the hell they was talking
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: about it the La La looking good. Anyway, I just
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: didn't like how she got rid of that gun. Shirley
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: took time to throw it in the river, and then Steve,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: how you get rid of a weapon and then you
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: got your finger prints on the weapon. Why she didn't
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: have a gloves on the thor because she do have? Oh,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: because she had had what she's doing? So anyway, that's that.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: That's Power. That's the first episode. So you guys had
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  Speaker 1: a chance to watch it now. According to fifty cent
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: check this Out, Power is the most watch scripted series
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: this summer. The season six premiere had a forty percent
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: rise in viewership on Stars and it was the number
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: one most social series of the night. And fifty cent
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: said the Emmys can kiss his entire and I'll just
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: leave it at that. So that's it. That's reality update
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: and wants to talk about power. It was a big
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: season premiere, and so we'll be watching and I'll keep
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: you updated. We'll be back at twenty after. Hit me
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: up at lips by Carla on social media and we
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: can talk about them more. Twenty after, we'll be back.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: You got a picture of her boot? I don't you're
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: listening to show. President Trump spent the weekend in France
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: for the G Summit G seventh Summit, but he's hoping
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: that the Global economic leaders next meeting will be a
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: little closer to home. Specifically, the President wants to host
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: the two twenty G Summit G seventh Summit. I keep
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: saying GI Summit, G seventh Summit at Trump National Durell
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: Resort in Miami. Really yeah, it is tell you one thing, man,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I shall be glad when he president no mobile touting.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: He says, it's tremendous acreage. It's many buildings, it's proximity
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: to the airport. He's claiming that American officials haven't found
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: anything that's even close to competing with his golf course.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: So there, he says. People are really liking it, he said,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: following a weekend of meetings with world leaders, who, by
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: the way, reportedly regard him as a tempestuous child. Really
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: imagine that. In related news, the President was mad and
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: blamed radical left Democrats for spreading a false and nasty
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: rumor about bedbug infestation at his golf resort into Ralph, Florida,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: after after he said he would like to hold next
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: year's Group of Seventh summit at the property. So they, Yeah,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: why is that? You wonder? It could just be somebody
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: don't like you, or it could just be bedbugs. How
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: about that? All right, We'll have more of the Steve
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show and some trending topics and does some
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: good music coming up at thirty three after the hour
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening to show in today's entertainment news. Well,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: today would have been King of Pop Michael Jackson's sixty
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: first birthday and his Yeah, his nineteen eighty two album
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  Speaker 1: Thriller remains the best selling album in history with sixty
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: five I have count them sixty five million copies sold.
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  Speaker 1: This album scored thirteen Grammy Awards and, having thirteen songs,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: reached number one on the US chart. Wow. Yeah, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah King greatest, greatest entertainer to ever live. Wow and
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: does speak dale Michael Jackson's boy Yeah man. Speaking of Michael,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: his little sister Janet made some big money during this
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: year's Metamorphosis residency. Billboard reports that began July twenty fourth
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: and August seventeenth, her shows at the Park Theater gross
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: eight point nine million dollars. Wow, whoa I got to call?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Janet Jane No, Janet st I hosted the birthday party
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: in Vegas first weekend of the residn see. Boy, you're
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: the only person that qualified. Everybody else actresses and asked
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: us comedians, and you the only one. I hosted it. Man,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. At the party, no, I was
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: not there, Steve on only one. I ain't saying nobody
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: believe you. I just asked what they there. I'm now
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: little kim Now it ain't star studied, and you were there,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: starny star study, he said, he was there and loul
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: Kim that's all he had said. Where you see star
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: study there? Well a little kill Doug you fresh pictures, rapper.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: Everybody had pictures with Janet. But guess who nephew Tony
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: had a picture with Janet. No I got some pictures. Yes,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: photo shop drinking the cool saw how tall he was
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: standing next to Jannet. Thought that was a little boy
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: taking the pitch. That's not real. Turn so tall in
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: that picture. But if you look at the picture, you
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: look like Tommy dangling in the air anyway, photo Shop.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: As I was saying, she grossed eight point nine million. Now,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: adding that to her earlier run, Janet sold thirteen million
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: dollars worth of tickets, and on a daily basis, if
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: you break it down, Janet averaged about seven hundred and
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: twenty two thousand dollars and over four thousand tickets a night,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: better than the first. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Nicole Murphy
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: was there. I'll get quiet of couse. We're trying to
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  Speaker 1: help you. Shit, shit, damn mouth. All right, coming up
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  Speaker 1: next our last break of the day and Steve Harvey's
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks right after this. You're listening, all right? Wow,
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  Speaker 1: this has been a fun day. I have to say,
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  Speaker 1: it's been a good day. Thank you Lord for that
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  Speaker 1: for this day, this Thursday, right, thank you about the
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  Speaker 1: boss is bad bad bad breath? Yes, all right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: So it's time take us home with some closing remarks,
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  Speaker 1: please all right, I think today it's a good day
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  Speaker 1: for this. I want to talk to everybody out there
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  Speaker 1: that's trying to accomplish something, trying to reach a goal,
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  Speaker 1: or trying to make a dream come true. The majority
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  Speaker 1: of people, almost all the people that I deal with
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  Speaker 1: in business, in my day to day, in my family,
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  Speaker 1: and all of my coworkers, almost everybody that I'm friends with,
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  Speaker 1: are on just really cool terms with are trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach a goal, make a dream come true, or accomplish something.
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  Speaker 1: But in this task, you have to remember that along
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  Speaker 1: the way you will always always be tested. You must
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  Speaker 1: expect from the moment you set a goal or decide
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  Speaker 1: and make up in your mind that you're going to
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  Speaker 1: accomplish something, you must then understand that you are going
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  Speaker 1: to be tested. Now, these tests come two ways. They
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  Speaker 1: come in the form of challenges. They come into forms
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  Speaker 1: of setbacks. They come in forms of disappointment, betrayal, all
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  Speaker 1: kinds of tests financial, they come in a raid or way.
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  Speaker 1: It happens to everybody. So when you strike out, know
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  Speaker 1: that this is going to happen. Some of these things
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  Speaker 1: are presented to you by your creator. Some of them
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  Speaker 1: are presented to you by him to strengthen you along
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  Speaker 1: the way, to teach you some lessons that you need
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  Speaker 1: to know along the way. Some of these obstacles are
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  Speaker 1: thrown in your face by the enemy, because the enemy
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  Speaker 1: has one objective. Simply, he doesn't care if you get
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  Speaker 1: a new card. He doesn't care if you get a
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  Speaker 1: raise or promotion, or if you make a lot of money,
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  Speaker 1: or you're by yourself at home. The devil don't really
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  Speaker 1: care about that. His whole mission is to rob you
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  Speaker 1: of your destiny. That's his soul mission in life, is
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  Speaker 1: to keep you from reaching your destiny. As a matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, he don't care for a couple of cool
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  Speaker 1: things happen to you. Why are you doing something illegal?
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  Speaker 1: He's okay with that. He hate when God blesses you.
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  Speaker 1: He hates when you give God glory and credit. But man,
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  Speaker 1: if you get a little bit on the side because
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  Speaker 1: you're hustling or you're dealing or something he cool with that.
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  Speaker 1: You know why, because he's robbing you of your destiny.
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  Speaker 1: You have to understand that you are gonna be set
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  Speaker 1: by problems, situations, circumstance. It happens to all of us.
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  Speaker 1: It is simply called life. No one is exempt from life.
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  Speaker 1: No one gets to skip through life scott free, scott free.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody gets to be problem free nobody. And let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. When you look around and you see
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  Speaker 1: somebody and they seem like they handling in it, so well,
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  Speaker 1: just know this, that person that you see seems to
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  Speaker 1: always get up when they fall down. They always seem
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  Speaker 1: to be handling it. They keep a smile in their face.
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you that probably that person going
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  Speaker 1: through it and got some situations. But I bet you
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  Speaker 1: he got some faith. I bet you that person right
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  Speaker 1: there has always got a smile on their face. I
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  Speaker 1: bet you they got a relationship with God. I can
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  Speaker 1: almost promise you that if you see a person that
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  Speaker 1: keeps getting knocked down, if you know somebody that people
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  Speaker 1: always writing them off and you see them keep rising again,
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  Speaker 1: that person right there, no God, that person right there
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  Speaker 1: got some faith because listen to him. I had a
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  Speaker 1: T shirt I was selling one time for the Foundation
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  Speaker 1: that says faith doesn't make it easy, faith makes it possible.
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  Speaker 1: And when you have faith, it creates the possibility. Instead
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  Speaker 1: of always looking at stuff at the probability, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: start looking at stuff with the possibility. And the reason
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  Speaker 1: I created that phrase I kind of I don't really
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  Speaker 1: know the exact time for all of this, but probability
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  Speaker 1: kind of mean like it probably something probably might happen.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the probability always presents a problem. Now it
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  Speaker 1: probably might not work. It probably a goal bad. If
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  Speaker 1: you do this, somebody probably might not like it. You you,
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  Speaker 1: you probably might not reach that goal. I call them probabilities.
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  Speaker 1: They come into formal statistics. Somebody always got a statistic
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  Speaker 1: for you know, you know, nine out of ten people
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  Speaker 1: don't make it in that field, you know, you know
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  Speaker 1: they say that one in every twenty five people end
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  Speaker 1: up getting hurt doing that. But there are some people
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  Speaker 1: who have faith and they have the same problems, trials,
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  Speaker 1: challenges and tests that you face. They looking at them
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  Speaker 1: just like you looking at them, but they're handling it
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  Speaker 1: a different way. They have a companion and they have
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  Speaker 1: a guide, and that is their relationship with God. And
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  Speaker 1: when you have God, you have help. You have a
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  Speaker 1: source that you can turn over the worry and the
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  Speaker 1: problems too, so you can keep on up the road,
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  Speaker 1: develop your faith, trust in God, and your goals, your accomplishments,
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  Speaker 1: and dreams would be a lot simpler for you to handle.
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  Speaker 1: It's still gonna be problems, but you're gonna be able
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  Speaker 1: to handle it. Those are my closing remarks today. I've
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  Speaker 1: already dropped the mic. Y'all. Have a good weekend. Back
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