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Happiness, Old Playa Pick Up Lines, Big Dawg's VM, That's F'd Up and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 2: At all at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given them back A million bus busy, Yeah, listening
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  Speaker 3: to show?
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  Speaker 4: I want joy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Joy?
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  Speaker 6: You want to do that?
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  Speaker 2: Love? Turn turn? I can't.
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  Speaker 7: I got to turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 2: You probably got to turn mouth turn A word of
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  Speaker 2: the money. Look me come come out your.
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  Speaker 8: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all. Listen
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  Speaker 8: to the voice, come on dig me now, want and
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  Speaker 8: on it. Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 6: Man o man o man.
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  Speaker 9: Grateful for it comes through a huge amount of responsibility.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't really know I was gonna have to be
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  Speaker 9: this responsible.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 9: Can I share something with y'all? I started out to
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  Speaker 9: Finally I had gotten on track and was able to
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  Speaker 9: see a way to even pursue my dream. It has
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  Speaker 9: been a long, a long trip that I've been on,
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  Speaker 9: and I've gone through so many phases of it. It
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  Speaker 9: is rewarding along the way to accomplish your dreams. What
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  Speaker 9: I'm saying is this, let me let me put it together,
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  Speaker 9: because I got so much running through my head right now.
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  Speaker 9: You know, it's one thing to accomplish your dreams, but
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  Speaker 9: there's joy in the process of achieving it. See, some
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  Speaker 9: people are so caught up in the goal, the final goal,
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  Speaker 9: that they find no joy, no enjoyment in the process.
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  Speaker 9: If you have found what it is you want to
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  Speaker 9: do and you strike out on that journey, please understand
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  Speaker 9: you are far more blessed than the average person to
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  Speaker 9: know what it is you really want to do. To
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  Speaker 9: find your work in life, your purpose, to find out
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  Speaker 9: what direction you want to go in is such a blessing.
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  Speaker 9: The average person, if you sit down and talk to them,
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  Speaker 9: oftentimes don't have their life on track. And it'd be
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  Speaker 9: some people that you looking at you think God it
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  Speaker 9: going on because of their appearance, their swagger. Oh they
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  Speaker 9: walk like it, they talk like it, they look like it.
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  Speaker 9: But if you sit down and talk to the average person,
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  Speaker 9: the average person man does not know what their purpose is,
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  Speaker 9: has not discovered what they want to do, and have
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  Speaker 9: no idea how to get there. If you are on
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  Speaker 9: the other side of that, if you understand your purpose,
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  Speaker 9: if you have an idea of what you want to be,
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  Speaker 9: and you are on your way there, you are truly blessed.
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  Speaker 9: And in that blessing you must recognize it as a blessing.
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  Speaker 9: You must recognize the fact that you are on the
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  Speaker 9: right side, and that there should be a sense of
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  Speaker 9: accomplishment and a feeling of pride in you that you
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  Speaker 9: are on track to accomplish your goal. See what used
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  Speaker 9: to happen was sometimes I used to keep my nose
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  Speaker 9: so on the grindstone that I wouldn't even look up
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  Speaker 9: and realize, Man, hey, man, I know you're trying to
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  Speaker 9: get here, but Steve, hold on, man, can't you see
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  Speaker 9: what you've done so far? Can't you find just some
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  Speaker 9: joy in the process. See, a lot of us lose
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  Speaker 9: the joy of a blessings God has given us because
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  Speaker 9: we looking at the end talking about I ain't there yet,
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  Speaker 9: you on your way. I'm gonna give you an example.
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  Speaker 9: I had a friend who told me that they wanted
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  Speaker 9: to be a millionaire. And they asked me some questions
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  Speaker 9: and I told them, so they started the process, and
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  Speaker 9: I am telling you, this dude works extremely hard. So
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  Speaker 9: about a year later we were talking. He had found
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  Speaker 9: this business, he had set his goal, and he was
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  Speaker 9: working towards it. Then about two years later I ran
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  Speaker 9: up into him again. We were talking about it. And everything.
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  Speaker 9: He said, Man, I really really appreciate the advice. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 9: but this is all jacked up, man, because I still
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  Speaker 9: ain't made that million I was talking about. I said, well, hey, man,
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  Speaker 9: just keep at its coming. He said, Man, keep at it.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 9: You know how long I've been doing this? Been two
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  Speaker 9: years now. And I didn't say that to him, but
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  Speaker 9: I said to myself, yeah, two years. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 9: I've been grinding so long. Man, it just it ain't
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  Speaker 9: happening for me. I said, wait a minute, man, holld on,
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  Speaker 9: hold on. I said, about how much you making right
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  Speaker 9: now a year?
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  Speaker 10: Man?
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  Speaker 6: About two hundred and fifty thousand. I quit breathing. I said, well,
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  Speaker 6: my man, two years ago.
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  Speaker 9: You didn't have a clue. Two years later, you making
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  Speaker 9: a quarter of a million dollars. I said, Man, do
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  Speaker 9: you understand how blessed you are? I said, ma'am, your
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  Speaker 9: family was about to get put out. Two years ago
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  Speaker 9: you done bought a house. Yeah, man, but this ain't
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  Speaker 9: the house.
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  Speaker 6: I really won't.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, oh Pardner, whoa, I got that. I got that
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  Speaker 9: the house you really won't make Mike call fied eight million.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know, but man, y'all got a house, you
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  Speaker 9: making a payment, you drive it. You ain't out no more?
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  Speaker 9: I said, old man, you got to stop. I said,
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  Speaker 9: you got to stop. I said, man, because right now, man,
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  Speaker 9: you you coming across. That's real ungrateful to me. And
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  Speaker 9: so he said, man, why are you tripping like that?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 6: Man, you act like don't nobody want to have nothing
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  Speaker 6: but you?
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  Speaker 9: I said, whoa man? Where are you going with this conversation?
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  Speaker 9: I said, Oh, I didn't come to you. I just
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  Speaker 9: came to you and asked you how you doing. And
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  Speaker 9: I'm trying to point out to you that the journey
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  Speaker 9: that you started on, that you are on your way,
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  Speaker 9: and you are in the process of accomplishing your goals,
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  Speaker 9: and can you not feel some joy and some pleasure
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  Speaker 9: in your accomplishment.
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  Speaker 6: Quit tripping on the fact that you ain't made a
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  Speaker 6: million yet. You on your way?
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  Speaker 9: You done went from he dog. This dude was making
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  Speaker 9: fifteen thousand dollars a year. You making quarter of a
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  Speaker 9: million dollars in two years? Man, come on, man, can't
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  Speaker 9: you see can't you see? So he said, eventually, ah, man,
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  Speaker 9: I kind of see what you saying. But that ain't
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  Speaker 9: about nothing to me, because I ran up into him
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  Speaker 9: a year and a half later. How you doing, man, Man,
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  Speaker 9: I sure wish how to appreciate it my life when
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  Speaker 9: I had it like that, I said, what you mean?
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  Speaker 6: Had it like that? Man?
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  Speaker 9: Just fell on some hard times. Man, right back where
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  Speaker 9: I was. And then we talked. I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 9: don't worry about it. I said, Once you know how
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  Speaker 9: to accomplish something, I said, you just reapply the same
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  Speaker 9: principles and start on over again. Man, you know how
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  Speaker 9: hard it is or be to start over? Okay, my man,
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  Speaker 9: hold up, pardoner, you've been do yourself like this again.
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  Speaker 9: First you wasn't grateful for what you had. Now you're
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  Speaker 9: looking at the fact that you might have to start over,
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  Speaker 9: and you know how hard it is to start over.
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  Speaker 9: Maybe God said, okay, you ain't happy with this, Okay,
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  Speaker 9: didn't handle it your way? You obviously ain't happy with
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  Speaker 9: the way I'm bringing it into your life. You want
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  Speaker 9: to handle it your way, Go ahead and handle it
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  Speaker 9: because he will let you have it your way. Can
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  Speaker 9: I tell you that he will let you do it
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  Speaker 9: exactly the way you want to it because he gives
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  Speaker 9: us all the power choice. So then maybe he said, okay,
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  Speaker 9: you don't appreciate the way I'm doing it. You don't
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  Speaker 9: like the favor I'm showing you, you think it's taken
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  Speaker 9: too long. I'm gonna let you do it your way.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not gonna turn my back on you. I'm just
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  Speaker 9: gonna let you do it your way.
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  Speaker 6: Just just say. Maybe he said that, and now he
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  Speaker 6: right back where it was.
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  Speaker 9: So what I tried to get the young cat to
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  Speaker 9: understand was, man, appreciate your life for what it is,
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  Speaker 9: because like life, Jenny's got that song that he got
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  Speaker 9: out off this album.
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  Speaker 6: Still, I still believe it could have been worse. And
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  Speaker 6: now that it is worse.
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  Speaker 9: What's on your mind now, folks, if you are on
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  Speaker 9: that side of life where you have figured out what
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  Speaker 9: you wanna do, you know how you're gonna get that,
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  Speaker 9: and you know your purpose. You're accomplishing what the majority
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  Speaker 9: of people never ever do. So be grateful for your process.
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  Speaker 9: Don't tumble yourself, don't throw yourself off the cliff. It's
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  Speaker 9: gonna be all right. Success takes a measure of time.
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  Speaker 9: It is not easy.
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  Speaker 6: If success were easy, everybody would be successful.
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  Speaker 9: Morning, ladies and gentlemen, it is here the beginning of
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  Speaker 9: a new day. God has been good. You should recognize
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  Speaker 9: that if you have a waken on the wrong side
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  Speaker 9: of the bed, immediately.
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  Speaker 6: Make a list.
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  Speaker 9: Get your iPhone, take out your note section, get a
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  Speaker 9: pen on paper, do whatever you want to do, or
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  Speaker 9: just stop and close your eyes.
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  Speaker 6: I want you to list fifteen things that you're thankful.
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  Speaker 11: For and you have it.
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  Speaker 9: As soon as you do that, you will be now
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  Speaker 9: up on the right side of the bed. Joy and
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  Speaker 9: depression cannot reside in the same place. Get grateful, get joyous, get.
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  Speaker 6: Your mind right. This is Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: Tip for the day, Ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Strawberry in Versachi.
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  Speaker 12: All damn day, Thank you, Steve. Grateful to be here,
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  Speaker 12: Grateful for that tip. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 6: In money, the Emerald Green carl Of for Real, Good Morning,
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  Speaker 6: Happy Friday, Steve and the crew in poetry Black.
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  Speaker 13: Morning, unc morning Family, Glad to.
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  Speaker 9: Be here, in old ass Cano capt Fashion j Anthony.
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  Speaker 4: Brown, what's up? A hobby watch out there now?
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  Speaker 9: And in a black baseball hat that was formerly from
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  Speaker 9: his childhood, which was a white dunce hat, but we
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  Speaker 9: turned it into a baseball hat to make him feel better.
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  Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, nephew, tell me yes, sah, it's moaning time.
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  Speaker 9: Also, you all don't ever hear her voice, but one
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  Speaker 9: of the oldest voices in all of radio in the background,
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  Speaker 9: sister O'Dell's niece. Ladies and gentlemen, Mississippi Monica in black
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  Speaker 9: and her hair backs thrown a great deal out, yees,
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  Speaker 9: because we got Action's baby hair around her edges.
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  Speaker 6: Them bang you you know?
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  Speaker 7: Do you know you can buy baby hair stickers now
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  Speaker 7: to put on your hand you don't have.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm serious, Yeah, you can buy that. Baby had
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  Speaker 6: to get something to get something, just had that start
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  Speaker 6: going through something.
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  Speaker 7: You say something, Yeah, say something?
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  Speaker 5: You know I just have.
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  Speaker 6: Edges, y'all. Don't look for Steve going through something.
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  Speaker 7: Baby, Nobody say nothing, he's going through something.
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  Speaker 9: Somebody did a computer drawing of me and took my
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  Speaker 9: mustache off. I've had it off before. Said yeah, it's
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  Speaker 9: a it's interesting. I don't know what would make me
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  Speaker 9: do that. I can't think of nothing. How much would
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  Speaker 9: they have to pay me to shave my much?
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  Speaker 10: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: How much would how much would you take? How much?
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  Speaker 6: How much make me off? Give me? Give him money?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Surprise. Oh yeah, some time.
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  Speaker 9: No no, no, no, no, no, well it's in the
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  Speaker 9: flow at fifty. As a matter of fact, for fifty,
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  Speaker 9: I just cut half of it off.
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  Speaker 12: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 12: hear from the nephew as he runs the prank back
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  Speaker 12: right after this. You're listening morning show, all right, and
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  Speaker 12: it's time now to start your morning off with the
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  Speaker 12: nephew and run that prank back?
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  Speaker 6: What you got for his nep Can I paint your wife? Nick?
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  Speaker 6: Let's go get.
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  Speaker 11: Hello.
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  Speaker 10: Hello, I wish to speak with a mister please, Hello, sir.
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  Speaker 10: My name is Sebastian. I am with the Art Institute
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  Speaker 10: and I wanted to give you a call about I
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  Speaker 10: have a huge showing coming up where I am going
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  Speaker 10: to be displaying my portfolio and all.
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  Speaker 5: Of my drawings within it.
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  Speaker 10: But I have one drawing that I'm looking to display
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  Speaker 10: that I have not put on canvas yet, and I'm
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  Speaker 10: looking to take something of essence to put on canvas,
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  Speaker 10: and I wanted to call you about getting permission.
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  Speaker 14: Well wait, hold on.
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  Speaker 5: This is doping right now.
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  Speaker 14: I don't do that. I am not a model.
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  Speaker 11: That's not a profession.
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  Speaker 10: So you would not waste your time no more.
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  Speaker 14: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 10: Just nod, mister. I don't think you understand that my
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  Speaker 10: showing is going to have some very important people there.
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  Speaker 10: I am, like I said before, with Art Institute. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 10: I said I don't do that. That's not me. I
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  Speaker 10: mean I hate you know what was you just call
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  Speaker 10: folks up?
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  Speaker 5: You a solicitors.
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  Speaker 10: I mean y'all just randomly picking out folks and trying
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  Speaker 10: to trying to get them the model up man talking
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  Speaker 10: to sir mister. No, I'm not just randomly calling people.
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  Speaker 10: I actually have done research in order to get your number.
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  Speaker 10: What I'm doing is I'm not calling you as far
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  Speaker 10: being a model that I'm going to portray on canvas,
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  Speaker 10: but you have something far more greater visually that I
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  Speaker 10: would like to behold on canvas. Now you're married to
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  Speaker 10: your wife?
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  Speaker 6: Is am?
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  Speaker 5: I correct?
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  Speaker 10: The whole world?
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  Speaker 11: World?
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  Speaker 10: Wo dob No for who is this sus because I
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  Speaker 10: can get my number?
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  Speaker 11: No, I can get my number because you're talking about
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  Speaker 11: my wife and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Well, sir, I know my wife.
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  Speaker 10: My name is Sebastian. I am with Art Institute. What
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  Speaker 10: I'm trying to do is capture and mortalize the beauty
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  Speaker 10: of essence on canda.
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  Speaker 11: Lis okay yo for real, though, you just can't. You
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  Speaker 11: don't talk about my wife, all right.
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  Speaker 10: So I'm not I'm not calling in a negative manner
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  Speaker 10: towards your wife. I want to I want to modialize
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  Speaker 10: her and capture her on canvas, the beauty that she beholds.
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  Speaker 10: I've seen your wife several times, you guys reside.
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  Speaker 11: Whoa, whoa, whoa?
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  Speaker 5: Do you see my wife?
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  Speaker 11: Wait? What do you see my wife? That?
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  Speaker 15: What?
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  Speaker 11: Why you? Why you?
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  Speaker 5: Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her.
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  Speaker 10: She she shops on one hundred and twenty fifth Street
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  Speaker 10: in hallm I've seen her so many times there, and
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  Speaker 10: she holds all the beauty that an artist would like
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  Speaker 10: to put on canvas. Like I said before, I have
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  Speaker 10: a huge showing in May. You're welcome to come out
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  Speaker 10: as well. There's going to be so many important people there.
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  Speaker 10: But I want to call and get permission from you about.
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  Speaker 5: Painting your wife.
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  Speaker 10: No, you ain't got that permission. Play well, you just can't.
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  Speaker 11: You just can't go around following my wife and trying
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  Speaker 11: to motialize her. Whatever is there?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 10: So no, but I would like to let you know
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  Speaker 10: I have taken the liberty myself. I have painted your
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  Speaker 10: wife's head.
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  Speaker 11: And what, Joe, you have lost your damn mind. You
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  Speaker 11: can't be just walking around here painting folks headed. You
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  Speaker 11: got to get permission for that. What's wrong?
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  Speaker 14: If you are crazy?
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  Speaker 10: You don't understand your wife holds the essence that every
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  Speaker 10: artist wants.
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  Speaker 5: I don't care what she holds.
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  Speaker 11: You can't be going around peinting folks heads.
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  Speaker 5: Wrong with you, sir.
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  Speaker 10: That's the reason why I'm calling trying to get permission
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  Speaker 10: from you. A Sebastian want to put your wife on
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  Speaker 10: canvas because she holds the essence that every artist wants
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  Speaker 10: to behold. She mortalizes the beauty of cast Oh.
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  Speaker 11: Whoa hold of the hold of the hold of God.
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  Speaker 11: You're telling me you walking around column painting my wife's head?
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  Speaker 11: What is that? What are you doing, dude?
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  Speaker 10: I'm only trying to complete myfolio.
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  Speaker 11: All No, your portfolio here? Listen it is If I
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  Speaker 11: see my wife's head anywhere, I don't care New Player Magazine,
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  Speaker 11: I don't care where you deal.
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  Speaker 16: Boy.
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  Speaker 11: Whatever, Yo, I'm gonna find your I'm gonna whoop, yo.
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  Speaker 11: Do you understand what I'm saying you. I'm assuming you
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  Speaker 11: understand that.
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  Speaker 10: Sure, I don't want to have a duel with you, sir,
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  Speaker 10: adel is a duel.
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  Speaker 11: What they do? In fact? What name is a bash?
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  Speaker 11: What name is that's a fashion?
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  Speaker 9: Sure?
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  Speaker 10: All I want to do is paint your wife in
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  Speaker 10: horahest and purest.
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  Speaker 5: For that's all.
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  Speaker 11: There's law and purest for me. What what the do
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  Speaker 11: you want?
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  Speaker 10: Seriously, I want to paint your wife.
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  Speaker 5: I want to paint her in the nude?
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  Speaker 11: Do you watch your mind? Not enough?
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  Speaker 5: That's what you should do.
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  Speaker 11: Tell me where you at You want to paint something,
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  Speaker 11: I'll give you something to paint. Tell me where you
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  Speaker 11: act on twenty fifth? Read me one twenty fifth. That's
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  Speaker 11: what's up. I want to whoop your read me, read me,
• 18:41
  Speaker 11: paint me, paint me? You watch your mind? So about
• 18:45
  Speaker 11: you wanna paint my wife in the nude? It's gonna
• 18:47
  Speaker 11: take them brush you to stick them.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Up your mister, she holds the essence that every person should.
• 18:53
  Speaker 11: I don't give up what she holds as I don't
• 18:56
  Speaker 11: give a reatch your mid for askingsm like that.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: I must ask you. Do you think that you are
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: the only person that has seen your wife in the
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: new children that's been men before you that have seen.
• 19:07
  Speaker 11: Her in the next day for you and my wife
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: ain't no more you.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Call my wife?
• 19:12
  Speaker 11: Is that what you're saying? Are you calling my wife?
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: Exhu? I want to pay out wife and the beauty
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: that she bought in on canvas.
• 19:21
  Speaker 11: Did you not understand? I just said, you know, I
• 19:25
  Speaker 11: told you me me on the corner of one twenty
• 19:28
  Speaker 11: fifth and claim Powell. I got one more thing I
• 19:31
  Speaker 11: just want to say, says nephew, coming from the Steam
• 19:37
  Speaker 11: Harmy Morning Show. You trust God? Pay my your boy?
• 19:43
  Speaker 11: What what this is?
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: This is nephew, there's a nephew till me for the
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: Steve Harmy Morning Show. No oh oh man, yo.
• 19:54
  Speaker 11: Man yo man, Paul I would move a Francis be
• 20:00
  Speaker 11: he a dude?
• 20:02
  Speaker 14: I mean you got your dog?
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Oh man? Yeah God it was Sebastian.
• 20:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you get some bash.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Was about and Sebastian.
• 20:16
  Speaker 11: I was the paint brushes and now were about to paint.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: All of with your.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Hey he told me man, he said, man, he love
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: his wife. I said, let me say this right now,
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: loves you, let me get one more pay from you? Man?
• 20:37
  Speaker 14: What is the baddest.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in Blane.
• 20:43
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker 11: Man, it's Steve Harvey in the morning show.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Baby as the CLO.
• 20:49
  Speaker 17: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:52
  Speaker 12: All right, guys, time for as the c l O.
• 20:55
  Speaker 12: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Steve.
• 20:57
  Speaker 12: This one is from Miracle and Duvall County.
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: I'll say it like that, cherony.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Come on, I know, I thought I was waiting for.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: You, guys. Yeah, you am sure?
• 21:09
  Speaker 12: Three two one dude, All right. Miracle writes, I'm a
• 21:16
  Speaker 12: thirty year old newlywed and this is my first marriage.
• 21:20
  Speaker 12: My husband has been married before, and he's still friends
• 21:23
  Speaker 12: with his ex wife. I didn't mind at all because
• 21:26
  Speaker 12: he never saw her until recently. We closed on our
• 21:29
  Speaker 12: house last week and he was there while the alarm
• 21:32
  Speaker 12: was being installed. When we got back to our apartment,
• 21:35
  Speaker 12: he said his ex wife stopped by to see the
• 21:37
  Speaker 12: house because she saw on Facebook that we got the house.
• 21:40
  Speaker 12: He said, he showed her around and she loved it.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: I was living.
• 21:45
  Speaker 12: How can he be so stupid? Who should I be
• 21:48
  Speaker 12: more upset with her or him?
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: Well, you're not married to her, right, So y'all buy
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: a house clothes on it. Housefold you get there.
• 22:02
  Speaker 12: Right, but you sha't forget put it on Facebook. Don't
• 22:07
  Speaker 12: forget they put it on Facebook.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: I don't care what you can't come in here, just
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: my wife house.
• 22:12
  Speaker 9: See see, dog, I don't care if y'all offers when
• 22:16
  Speaker 9: you buy the house, it's not yours.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: No more, right dog?
• 22:21
  Speaker 9: Really, I'm telling you technically that's her house. Get a divorce,
• 22:24
  Speaker 9: and I'm gonna show you who the house going?
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: How well?
• 22:28
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: For some people on social media, yeah, they're all going
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: all the house. I'll be it's gone about it?
• 22:42
  Speaker 12: What's you're balling?
• 22:43
  Speaker 18: Now?
• 22:43
  Speaker 12: It's all good.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: It's all good.
• 22:46
  Speaker 9: Hey, everything I look back on I lost, God gave
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: me tenfold.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: I'm all good. That's a good thing about it.
• 22:54
  Speaker 19: Man.
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: And some grace and mercy and you could be on
• 22:56
  Speaker 9: your way. But when you get to grace and mercy,
• 22:59
  Speaker 9: now get don't lay around willing in it.
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Is your ex for a reason?
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:08
  Speaker 12: And if you have to post everything, he's stupid.
• 23:12
  Speaker 9: Your ex wife ain't got no business in your new
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: house with your wife?
• 23:15
  Speaker 19: Doog?
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: That ain't disrespectful? She respected?
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: Oh but she though she Oh yeah he had she'd
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: have told all. I figure he had me come over
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: that house see what I thought.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: I've seen it for her.
• 23:28
  Speaker 12: How are we moving on?
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 23:29
  Speaker 12: Tanya and Montgomery says, I'm twenty seven years old and
• 23:33
  Speaker 12: I've been with my boyfriend for three years. I really
• 23:35
  Speaker 12: want to get married and have at least two children.
• 23:38
  Speaker 12: My boyfriend doesn't want to get married until he completes
• 23:41
  Speaker 12: grad school. We were on the same page with religion,
• 23:44
  Speaker 12: and we're saving money to get a nice home one day.
• 23:47
  Speaker 12: There's just one thing that's really bothering me. I've never
• 23:50
  Speaker 12: met his parents in the three years we've been dating.
• 23:54
  Speaker 12: I don't want us to break up, but this is
• 23:57
  Speaker 12: so not cool. Is he just stringing me along?
• 24:00
  Speaker 9: I'm just saying I don't know now. If they live
• 24:04
  Speaker 9: out of town, I understand. But if everybody there and
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: the gun, yeah, we got.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: A damn problem.
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: Now.
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: I've been to Montgomery. It ain't that damn big now.
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: I like Montgomery. They got some good people down there.
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: The late great my best friend Greg Calhoun was there.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, man, I missed that boy, my boy Paul
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: Davis down there, your sir.
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: I missed that boy, bad man. But talk anyway. They
• 24:31
  Speaker 9: got some great people down there. If you if he
• 24:33
  Speaker 9: she live in town, they live in town, and you ain't.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: Met the mama. I don't know what y'all three years
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: and three unless he's shame of them.
• 24:44
  Speaker 9: He could be scared to bring you by there because
• 24:46
  Speaker 9: you may see the side he don't want you to see.
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: That could be it, but I don't.
• 24:52
  Speaker 9: I don't think you should break up over not meeting
• 24:54
  Speaker 9: the parents, h especially if he's talking about marrying you.
• 24:58
  Speaker 9: But he said, y'all ain't getting married to after grad school.
• 25:00
  Speaker 9: I can understand that man getting married in school, you know,
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: I understand that, all right, and you know you want
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: to kid everything.
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: But how she let three years go by though? I
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: mean young?
• 25:16
  Speaker 12: How old is she, Shirley, she's twenty seven, Steve seven days.
• 25:20
  Speaker 9: Since she twenty four. Ain't no law say you got
• 25:22
  Speaker 9: to get married right now, you know? But now he
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: talking about after grad school. They just said that he
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: told her after grad school. Now she'd have moved up
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: the date in her mind. But now she be mad
• 25:35
  Speaker 9: because she ain't met the mom and daddy. Just sit tight, sister.
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: You know, when he get out of grad school, he
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: said he's gonna marr probably ain't doing.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: Might did you say?
• 25:44
  Speaker 12: Did you mumble probably? Isn't?
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: I said, ain't? Surely? I ain't ever said is it
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: in your life? Isn't? Ain't in my vocabulary?
• 25:56
  Speaker 18: All right?
• 25:57
  Speaker 12: Teddy in Chicago says, we're just moving on it. Forties
• 26:01
  Speaker 12: and my wife and I have hit a rough patch
• 26:03
  Speaker 12: in our sex. Like we both sleep nude, and she
• 26:06
  Speaker 12: is a nice booty and backs it up on me
• 26:09
  Speaker 12: every night, but has a fit if I touch it.
• 26:14
  Speaker 12: After two weeks of this, I asked her why, and
• 26:17
  Speaker 12: she said that if I cleaned up after myself and
• 26:19
  Speaker 12: put her first like I should, then my privileges wouldn't
• 26:23
  Speaker 12: be cut off. I want to fix this as quick
• 26:25
  Speaker 12: as I can, Uncle Steve, What can I do to
• 26:27
  Speaker 12: get back?
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: Don't I don't understand what you're saying.
• 26:31
  Speaker 12: Okay, he's saying.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: They live together. Are they married?
• 26:35
  Speaker 12: Yeah, they're married. They're married her mid forties, he and
• 26:38
  Speaker 12: me in forties.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: How old is she?
• 26:40
  Speaker 12: He didn't say.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: They sleep nude.
• 26:44
  Speaker 12: And for two weeks his wife has been in the
• 26:46
  Speaker 12: bed nude, but you know, she cuddles with him, but
• 26:49
  Speaker 12: if he touches it, it's off limits.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: They spooning, but they ain't spoon.
• 26:54
  Speaker 9: Yes, well you know I think, yeah, I'm leaving you
• 27:02
  Speaker 9: behind this hill having no no, no, no, we're breaking
• 27:08
  Speaker 9: up over bye.
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: Thank you? You know nice knowing you had nice life.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: Tell the kids, I say a scene that was funny.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: They spoony, but they're not forking out anybody anybody doing it.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: Ain't nobody, no no, bye, They can't talk see talk
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: for what.
• 27:29
  Speaker 12: Look, all she wants them to do is pick up
• 27:31
  Speaker 12: after himself and put her first. All right, come up
• 27:35
  Speaker 12: next to.
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: Where that come from? In the letter you I said it.
• 27:39
  Speaker 19: You didn't hear me.
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: All I heard was don't touch me. That's where the
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: hell as we naked fall?
• 27:47
  Speaker 12: What you're listening.
• 27:51
  Speaker 17: Morning show?
• 27:54
  Speaker 12: I want to be happy. We talk about it all
• 27:56
  Speaker 12: the time. I just want to be happy. I just
• 27:58
  Speaker 12: want to be happy. Well, you know what, be yourself.
• 28:01
  Speaker 12: According to a new survey of two thousand Americans, people
• 28:05
  Speaker 12: think the key to being successful and being I mean
• 28:08
  Speaker 12: to being blissful is a mix of being true to
• 28:11
  Speaker 12: yourself and spending time with your family. Steve and that
• 28:15
  Speaker 12: old saying that money can't buy happiness is reflected on
• 28:19
  Speaker 12: this list.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: Excuse me, I'm gonna say that's what may make your head.
• 28:29
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna go from ten to one. Okay, number number ten.
• 28:34
  Speaker 12: There's two thousand Americans.
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: One of the biggest fights I saw is at domino
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: table in my daddy backyard.
• 28:43
  Speaker 19: Allright.
• 28:43
  Speaker 12: Number number ten. If you want to be happy, spend
• 28:46
  Speaker 12: time with a pet. Pets bring people a lot of happiness.
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, I know who they is. Now go ahead.
• 28:56
  Speaker 12: Keeping number nine. Spend time outside. Spend time outside, you know,
• 29:02
  Speaker 12: around nature around.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: You live in the project. Okay, you know what's out
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: in that nature?
• 29:10
  Speaker 12: Next question number eight. This came in very low on
• 29:13
  Speaker 12: the list.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: Sex.
• 29:16
  Speaker 12: Yes, eight, that's eight.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: That's eight you were thinking supposed to be on this
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: all right?
• 29:23
  Speaker 12: Number seven. Keeping your house, your space clean and organized.
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: I like that one.
• 29:30
  Speaker 12: Keep a clean house. Yeah, that's over.
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: Sex.
• 29:32
  Speaker 11: What what.
• 29:36
  Speaker 18: I had?
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: Sex on a pile of dirty.
• 29:40
  Speaker 12: Yes, Number six, and I bunched.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: Them up in the basement.
• 29:46
  Speaker 12: Number six. Spending time with your friends that makes you happy.
• 29:50
  Speaker 12: Number five.
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: Listening to.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Sex the clean out.
• 30:01
  Speaker 12: Number six, I mean number five. Listening to music. Listening
• 30:04
  Speaker 12: to music that makes you happy.
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:09
  Speaker 12: Number four. Taking time for yourself every single day. Now
• 30:13
  Speaker 12: you hear that, Steve, I know you do.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: I need Number six good for you. It really was you.
• 30:22
  Speaker 12: Self confused right now?
• 30:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 30:26
  Speaker 12: So number three getting a quality night's sleep or getting
• 30:29
  Speaker 12: enough sleep, that that makes you happy?
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it don't make me happy.
• 30:34
  Speaker 12: Number two watching TV shows or real movies, Now that
• 30:39
  Speaker 12: makes you happy?
• 30:40
  Speaker 17: Movie yeah?
• 30:41
  Speaker 12: Action movie yeah.
• 30:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, No, like forty eight hours that makes you happy.
• 30:47
  Speaker 9: Watching a lock lock up raw extended stay that makes you.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: Don't. I'm I'm I'm I'm glad, I'm free. Wow man,
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: thank you you.
• 31:06
  Speaker 12: Okay, okay, all right, the number one, number one thing
• 31:09
  Speaker 12: that makes you happy?
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: Hold on one second, I'm gonna write it out for junior.
• 31:13
  Speaker 12: Okay, we've already talked about it. Oh you got a
• 31:16
  Speaker 12: lot of Yeah, spending time with family not on not
• 31:22
  Speaker 12: one thing on that list, he says, money, not one thing.
• 31:26
  Speaker 13: I have all this, but you can't go nowhere.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: You just broke at the minute, broke and stuck with family.
• 31:34
  Speaker 12: But money ain't in there at all all.
• 31:38
  Speaker 9: Okay, let me go with something first of all, let's
• 31:42
  Speaker 9: just use money compared to all these.
• 31:45
  Speaker 12: Number ten was what sery spending time with the pet Steve.
• 31:49
  Speaker 9: And if you ain't got no money, what kind of pet.
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: That's you're gonna have snails or as What is you
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: got grasshoppers?
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: What are you doing for?
• 32:00
  Speaker 12: Michael Jackson had a mouse? Remember that?
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: Okay? What else?
• 32:04
  Speaker 12: Spending time outside in nature.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: If you ain't got no money, where is you going?
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: How that? You might have?
• 32:12
  Speaker 11: Just go?
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: Sit on your steps?
• 32:14
  Speaker 11: All right?
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: Keeping in mad with money? What's it now? You know
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: how much you can have when you got money? Okay,
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: go ahead.
• 32:24
  Speaker 12: Number seven keeping your house and your space clean and organized.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: I love money by housekeeper, Yes it, let's go, Sheherley.
• 32:32
  Speaker 12: Spending time with friends.
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: Money, get your better friends, speaking.
• 32:38
  Speaker 12: To music, listening to music.
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: Coldest boom box in the world costs money.
• 32:43
  Speaker 12: Taking time for yourself every day.
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: Time with myself, looking at my account.
• 32:52
  Speaker 12: Getting the quality night's sleep, Steve, I.
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: Sleep better own money, sleep better right after six.
• 32:59
  Speaker 12: But number two watching TV shows and movies.
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: That types of TVs you can get in your house
• 33:05
  Speaker 9: and you got no money, You can put them on
• 33:07
  Speaker 9: all your TV to fight and everything.
• 33:09
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you can have a movie screening room in your home. Okay,
• 33:12
  Speaker 12: you got it. Spending time with your family you don't
• 33:15
  Speaker 12: really know, that's what Yeah, that's what makes you happy.
• 33:21
  Speaker 13: Man, if you me and my sister, you you ain't
• 33:23
  Speaker 13: gonna do that.
• 33:27
  Speaker 15: Don't say that.
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: That boy gets talking about your family. Why do you
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: think I'm all with with y'all. Hey, let me tell
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: you this too. What Well, we had our kids join
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: us on our vacation this year. Yes, it's the most.
• 33:44
  Speaker 9: Fun, man, spend really really enjoyed my kids because they've
• 33:49
  Speaker 9: grown now.
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: They ain't as stupid as they used to be.
• 33:53
  Speaker 9: Seriously, man, I just sit there and listening to them talk,
• 33:56
  Speaker 9: and I would walk off and just go and get
• 33:58
  Speaker 9: a cigar and go.
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: Man, I have failed as a friend because the people
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: in that other room they cannot be my kids.
• 34:05
  Speaker 12: It's nice when they come back around, isn't it.
• 34:08
  Speaker 9: Just to put a little light on parenting. Hang in
• 34:12
  Speaker 9: there with your kids, cause eventually they gonna get it.
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: They gonna get They're gonna all come around. Papa, I
• 34:17
  Speaker 9: saw what you was trying to tell everybody. Thank you, stupid,
• 34:20
  Speaker 9: they all come around.
• 34:21
  Speaker 12: Thank you for saying that. Everybody keeps telling me that.
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: All right, Hell do they come around around round the corner? No, man,
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: they gonna come around, all of them come around. Yeah,
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: we did.
• 34:31
  Speaker 12: We came around. We were crazy all right, we'll have
• 34:34
  Speaker 12: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right
• 34:36
  Speaker 12: after this.
• 34:37
  Speaker 17: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 34:40
  Speaker 12: All right, guys, it's time for a round them. Would
• 34:42
  Speaker 12: you rather? Would you rather go on a silent meditation
• 34:47
  Speaker 12: retreat for about a week or would you rather spend
• 34:50
  Speaker 12: a weekend with someone who doesn't know when to stop talking?
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: B straight out?
• 34:55
  Speaker 13: It ain't be Yeah, I'm not gonna sit there and
• 34:58
  Speaker 13: just thank them nothing for week I'm not doing.
• 35:01
  Speaker 9: That that meditation. If you give me a fishing rod,
• 35:06
  Speaker 9: asked away from me and let me man.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I'll disagree so different, Las, Yeah, Junior ain't got this life.
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: Junior can still go somewhere, you know, meditation a week
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: man talking to God looking at the water.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: I need a fishing rod, some golf clubs. You happy?
• 35:33
  Speaker 13: You always got somebody with you, just somebody always in your.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: Space, always always.
• 35:39
  Speaker 13: When I get up to the radio show, I'm at
• 35:40
  Speaker 13: silent meditation.
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: You do that anyway?
• 35:47
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm in here by myself. When when ten o'clock hit,
• 35:51
  Speaker 13: I talked no more for the day.
• 35:54
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna have to start calling you.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: I didn't know.
• 35:59
  Speaker 12: Yes, all right, would you rather be a house pet,
• 36:03
  Speaker 12: or would you rather be a wild animal.
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: I'd rather be my house pillo. Yeah, my dog living
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: his best life. My dog got better life.
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: Than my head should. I'd be going this don't make
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: no damn.
• 36:19
  Speaker 12: Yes, but yeah, in the wild, you're just a wild animal.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: Though you.
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: Do that there. I mean I need somebody to notice.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: Set the food out. Why are we walking around killing nothing?
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: So I can eat but can also be healed? Dog?
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 36:48
  Speaker 12: Moving on to would you rather brush your brush your
• 36:51
  Speaker 12: teeth with garlic for a year or would you rather
• 36:54
  Speaker 12: use spicy toilet paper for a week? Spicy meaning hot?
• 37:04
  Speaker 13: Is it like Indian food?
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: No, I'm gonna I'm gonna go on and brush my
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: teeth just garlic. Let you all you're with it. I'm
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: not gonna be in there suffering by myself.
• 37:13
  Speaker 13: If you had that hot toilet paper, I's gonna sign
• 37:15
  Speaker 13: and now.
• 37:22
  Speaker 9: Doing you don't understand, I'm actually not even gonna sit
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: on the toilet.
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: I'm sitting in the sink running this water for.
• 37:45
  Speaker 12: Okay, garlic, garlic, it is thank you. That's today surrounded?
• 37:50
  Speaker 12: Would you rather you're listening hard Morning show? All right, Steve,
• 37:55
  Speaker 12: it's time to check your voicemail. If you want to
• 37:58
  Speaker 12: leave Steve a boys mail, call him eight seven nine
• 38:01
  Speaker 12: Steve eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, let's go to
• 38:04
  Speaker 12: the first caller. Her name is Michelle. She's from Greenville, Mississippi.
• 38:08
  Speaker 15: Hey, Steve, my name is Michelle. I'm from Greenville, Mississippi.
• 38:12
  Speaker 15: I was driving and listening to your closing remarks and
• 38:15
  Speaker 15: it almost brought me to tears. I had this exact
• 38:18
  Speaker 15: same conversation your closing remarks mentioned with my son yesterday,
• 38:22
  Speaker 15: and I googled him, and I hope it's somewhere online
• 38:25
  Speaker 15: that he can actually listen to let him know it's
• 38:28
  Speaker 15: just not me talking. That it is true statements that
• 38:31
  Speaker 15: are from people you don't even know in person. But
• 38:33
  Speaker 15: I thank you for that, and I pray that my
• 38:36
  Speaker 15: son listens to that message, because Steve, he is so lost.
• 38:39
  Speaker 15: He's only twenty two, and I believe I'm about to
• 38:42
  Speaker 15: lose my child. But thank you so very much.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: Bye, Thank you.
• 38:46
  Speaker 20: Ch I believe you're talking about the one where pastor Will,
• 38:49
  Speaker 20: the one that we played the phone call the other day,
• 38:52
  Speaker 20: and you followed up with that talking about God, and
• 38:56
  Speaker 20: it was very moving what you were saying. So I
• 38:58
  Speaker 20: believe this is what Miss Michelle from Mississippi was referring to.
• 39:02
  Speaker 9: Well, thanks, but keep praying for your son though he
• 39:04
  Speaker 9: ain't totally lost, don't ever give up on prayer.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: Prayer change is thanks. Prayer change people too.
• 39:11
  Speaker 12: That's right, all right, Steve. As we move on, this
• 39:15
  Speaker 12: caller needs some relationship advice about trusting a cheating husband. Well, Kay, Steep,
• 39:22
  Speaker 12: hopeing for some information and advice from you.
• 39:26
  Speaker 11: I was a victim of infidelity.
• 39:29
  Speaker 14: I'm not going to say a victim.
• 39:30
  Speaker 18: I'm going to say my husband.
• 39:32
  Speaker 14: She did on me. I'll just stay there.
• 39:35
  Speaker 11: And it's been several years and.
• 39:38
  Speaker 14: I decided to stay and we're working it out.
• 39:40
  Speaker 19: But I just don't trust them.
• 39:42
  Speaker 14: Can you give me some advice on how I can
• 39:45
  Speaker 14: start trusting my husband Cans.
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: I really love him, I want us to stay together,
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: but I just I just don't trust them.
• 39:53
  Speaker 12: And I really want to thank you.
• 39:56
  Speaker 9: Well, I don't know the exact answer to that, to
• 39:59
  Speaker 9: be honest with you, because there's so many particulars when
• 40:02
  Speaker 9: you get into things like this. But one thing is
• 40:07
  Speaker 9: if your husband's behavior has changed, then it could mean
• 40:12
  Speaker 9: as it has been a change in him. Now if
• 40:15
  Speaker 9: you're going to hang on to these feelings that you have.
• 40:20
  Speaker 9: There's nothing I or anybody else can do, because if
• 40:24
  Speaker 9: you're going to stay in that feeling for whatever the reason, now,
• 40:28
  Speaker 9: you may be very legitimized in that feeling now because
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: that maybe you see in a reoccurring pattern which causing
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: you're not to fully trust again. Or maybe your intuition
• 40:40
  Speaker 9: is telling you something is still happening even though you
• 40:44
  Speaker 9: see a little bit of change. See, I don't know
• 40:47
  Speaker 9: what that is. So I really can't advise you on this.
• 40:52
  Speaker 9: But you cannot live your life in an untrusting atmosphere.
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: You just can't.
• 41:00
  Speaker 9: That's hard to do for anybody to keep walking in
• 41:05
  Speaker 9: a door into a home.
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: That's not a peaceful existence for you.
• 41:11
  Speaker 9: And I got you wanted to work, But you gotta
• 41:15
  Speaker 9: ask yourself a couple of questions.
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: It's this, my soul mate.
• 41:20
  Speaker 9: You gotta ask yourself that am I staying in this
• 41:23
  Speaker 9: simply because I've been in it? Because a lot of
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: people don't want to leave a relationship because the time
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: they have invested in it, right, And then I always
• 41:32
  Speaker 9: ask people the same question, Well, I've been with him
• 41:35
  Speaker 9: eight years, and if I just leave it all be
• 41:38
  Speaker 9: for nothing. Well to man, ask you this question, do
• 41:40
  Speaker 9: you want eight more years or the previous eight years?
• 41:43
  Speaker 9: You got to ask that question too, Yes, I can't
• 41:48
  Speaker 9: yeah that time. Yeah, you hang on to that time
• 41:52
  Speaker 9: instead of hanging on to what you want or what
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: you deserve.
• 41:56
  Speaker 12: But but on the other side of that, Steve will
• 42:00
  Speaker 12: with just a few seconds left, if he has cheated,
• 42:03
  Speaker 12: can he change his ways?
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: Absolutely?
• 42:06
  Speaker 9: And she wants to women, have you all up there
• 42:08
  Speaker 9: spreading bad information? Once the cheatah, always a Cheatah, that's
• 42:12
  Speaker 9: not true. People change and get it right all the time.
• 42:17
  Speaker 9: Once a thief, don't make you always a thief.
• 42:19
  Speaker 12: Okay, all right, I just wanted you to point that out.
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: A hold on real quick, like that dude on TikTok's heads.
• 42:28
  Speaker 9: Just because I cheated one time, I'm a Cheatah if
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: I cut your hat one time in my ball?
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah right now, all right, okay, all right?
• 42:43
  Speaker 12: Coming up next, I bring phone call for today. Right
• 42:46
  Speaker 12: after this you're listening morning show coming up at the
• 42:52
  Speaker 12: top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's
• 42:55
  Speaker 12: my strawberry letter for today, the subject he came home
• 42:59
  Speaker 12: with bed bugs ew. Right now, it is the nephew
• 43:03
  Speaker 12: in the building with today's prank phone call.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: What's your god now, butt.
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: Cheeks crazy, that's the name of the prank butt cheeks. Okay,
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: let's do it.
• 43:14
  Speaker 14: Hello.
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach Carmen, Miss Mss Carmen.
• 43:18
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 43:19
  Speaker 14: This is a Nate. My aster's calling.
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: This is mister Porter. Porter. How are you doing today?
• 43:28
  Speaker 14: I'm fine? Is everything good?
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 43:30
  Speaker 18: Yah, yeah, yeah, every every everything is everything is fine?
• 43:33
  Speaker 18: Now your daughter is tenth grade Crystal right?
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: Correct?
• 43:37
  Speaker 18: Okay, okay. I want to make sure i'm you know,
• 43:40
  Speaker 18: we got so many kids with the same names. I
• 43:42
  Speaker 18: wanted to make sure I had the right person. So
• 43:44
  Speaker 18: here's the issue. You say your name was Nate. Yeah, okay, Nate.
• 43:48
  Speaker 18: What were the problem we're having here at the school
• 43:51
  Speaker 18: is I don't know if you are aware of it,
• 43:53
  Speaker 18: but when your your wife drops Crystal off at school,
• 43:57
  Speaker 18: we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.
• 44:01
  Speaker 18: They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing. What
• 44:06
  Speaker 18: your wife is wearing, Yeah, what she's wearing when she
• 44:08
  Speaker 18: drops the kids off. Evidently her clothes or are very
• 44:12
  Speaker 18: skimpy and and her butt checks her butt, cheeks her out.
• 44:16
  Speaker 18: You know, I don't know she's I haven't actually seen her,
• 44:19
  Speaker 18: but I've been getting these reports from uh, we've been.
• 44:22
  Speaker 14: Getting that's a little strength to me. I'm typically at work.
• 44:26
  Speaker 21: I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm gonna
• 44:29
  Speaker 21: have to talk to her later on today.
• 44:32
  Speaker 18: Okay, Well, what I was gonna suggest is, uh, you know,
• 44:36
  Speaker 18: I actually I thought I was calling her phone.
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: I didn't know I was. I was gonna get you.
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: But what I wanted to do is get her to
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: come up here so I can see what she's wearing.
• 44:47
  Speaker 11: You know.
• 44:48
  Speaker 14: No, no, no, I think I got this handled. I
• 44:51
  Speaker 14: can take care of it.
• 44:52
  Speaker 18: Well, well, well I think it's gonna be better for
• 44:54
  Speaker 18: both of us, Like if I was able to see
• 44:56
  Speaker 18: her in the and.
• 44:58
  Speaker 21: And let her uh look look, look I got it
• 45:02
  Speaker 21: my daughter. This is not even really concerning my daughter.
• 45:05
  Speaker 21: This is uh you know, this is this is above
• 45:08
  Speaker 21: that pay grade.
• 45:09
  Speaker 14: Let me handle it.
• 45:10
  Speaker 21: So you know, you know, my daughter going to principal's
• 45:13
  Speaker 21: office is one thing. I'll be on top of that,
• 45:15
  Speaker 21: but I'm definitely gonna be on top of this. So
• 45:17
  Speaker 21: so like I said, I think I got this handled
• 45:19
  Speaker 21: right now.
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: What now, your wife, Carmen, is she there?
• 45:23
  Speaker 14: Uh?
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I mean, is there any way I can
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: talk to her?
• 45:27
  Speaker 12: No?
• 45:28
  Speaker 14: Like I told you, I think I think I got
• 45:30
  Speaker 14: this one.
• 45:31
  Speaker 21: I could take care of this. And you know, my
• 45:35
  Speaker 21: thing is, I've already told you that three times. I
• 45:38
  Speaker 21: don't know where you're really going with this. You know,
• 45:40
  Speaker 21: I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and get the
• 45:42
  Speaker 21: situation situation RECTORICI as soon as I can. Okay, But
• 45:46
  Speaker 21: we don't you know, you don't need to you don't
• 45:47
  Speaker 21: need to see her, you know, talk to her.
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: Being the principal here at the school, sir.
• 45:53
  Speaker 18: Uh Like I said, you know, I'm just trying to,
• 45:56
  Speaker 18: you know, handle the school in the orderly fashion and
• 45:58
  Speaker 18: make sure that all are taking care of around here
• 46:01
  Speaker 18: and we have no issues and no problems.
• 46:03
  Speaker 21: So what whether pray, you're not talking to my daughter,
• 46:05
  Speaker 21: You're talking to me. I'm I'm a I'm a husband,
• 46:08
  Speaker 21: I'm a father.
• 46:09
  Speaker 14: I'm telling what I tell you. I got to handle.
• 46:11
  Speaker 14: I got a handle.
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: I understand it. I have to handle my school. Though
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: you understand that I have to handle the school.
• 46:18
  Speaker 14: I will drop my door off myself.
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: Okay, I understand that.
• 46:21
  Speaker 14: Well, No, I mean, do I need to come up
• 46:22
  Speaker 14: there and talk to you?
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: No, I need your wife to come talk to me.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: I need to see what she be winning.
• 46:26
  Speaker 14: I don't need to talk to my wife. Little player,
• 46:28
  Speaker 14: do you have a wife, Yeah, I have a wife.
• 46:31
  Speaker 14: Come to my office.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: But what what what what do you?
• 46:33
  Speaker 14: What do you?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: What are you?
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
• 46:35
  Speaker 14: No, what are you talking about that? My wife needs
• 46:37
  Speaker 14: to come and and and so you can inspect the outfit.
• 46:40
  Speaker 14: I'm not playing that game, player, I'm not We're not
• 46:42
  Speaker 14: doing that.
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: Okay. I need to see what your wife be wearing
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: when she's dropping these keys.
• 46:46
  Speaker 14: Me yourself one, I send you a picture.
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: I mean I think we must have gone down the
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: wrong street, which is common.
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah, No, we.
• 46:53
  Speaker 14: Definitely down the wrong boulevard on this one. Player. Let
• 46:56
  Speaker 14: me let me just make it very clear to you.
• 46:58
  Speaker 14: My wife, you're seeing that the or and all that
• 47:01
  Speaker 14: maybe wouldn't come up here tomorrow is gonna be me
• 47:03
  Speaker 14: and her. No, he's not coming up to the principal's office.
• 47:05
  Speaker 14: We don't need to do it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: But we don't have a problem with you. We just
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: need her. I just need to see you.
• 47:11
  Speaker 14: You're gonna have a problem with me if we keep
• 47:13
  Speaker 14: going down this road right now?
• 47:14
  Speaker 18: Okay, So so brother, So it's okay for her to
• 47:17
  Speaker 18: have her butt cheeks out when she dropped the kids off,
• 47:19
  Speaker 18: But as soon as I want to have her come
• 47:21
  Speaker 18: out of office for a meeting about this situation right now.
• 47:24
  Speaker 14: Right now. You you said you're claiming her butt seases
• 47:27
  Speaker 14: out like seats out right now? You out of pocket?
• 47:31
  Speaker 18: Okay, No, it was out of pocket when she pulled
• 47:33
  Speaker 18: up and got out the car and her butt was
• 47:34
  Speaker 18: out of pocket. That's when it was out of pocket.
• 47:37
  Speaker 18: So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad
• 47:39
  Speaker 18: at me by what your wife then put on and
• 47:41
  Speaker 18: walk up into the school.
• 47:42
  Speaker 14: Look man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I
• 47:45
  Speaker 14: gotta do this on this thing you're in is to
• 47:48
  Speaker 14: handle what's going on in your school.
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: Well, evidently you're not handling that in over there.
• 47:52
  Speaker 18: So that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of
• 47:54
  Speaker 18: the school saying I need to have a meeting, a
• 47:56
  Speaker 18: private meeting with your wife so we and her and
• 47:59
  Speaker 18: I can talk about what she wearing.
• 48:01
  Speaker 14: Look, man, I done told you several times are coming
• 48:05
  Speaker 14: up there on her own. It's not gonna happen. So
• 48:07
  Speaker 14: this is where we at right now. You know what
• 48:09
  Speaker 14: you not gonna happen?
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: Say what say what you say?
• 48:13
  Speaker 14: You what's gonna happen tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there
• 48:16
  Speaker 14: and drop my daughter up to come see you.
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: So you're coming here tomorrow, absolutely? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: So are you bringing miss Carmen with you?
• 48:26
  Speaker 14: Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone
• 48:28
  Speaker 14: talk guy. Money. I'm coming up there to handle this
• 48:31
  Speaker 14: right now because you're out of that. This is how
• 48:33
  Speaker 14: it's going down. There will be no butt cheeks coming
• 48:36
  Speaker 14: out out tomorrow. It's just gonna be coming out the
• 48:39
  Speaker 14: car or some real do you understand what's your name again?
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: My name?
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: I'm poored at the principal here all right.
• 48:46
  Speaker 14: There will be no butt cheeks tomorrow. You will see
• 48:48
  Speaker 14: me coming out the car.
• 48:50
  Speaker 18: Okay, okay, okay, Well there is there is another issue
• 48:55
  Speaker 18: we got here on the table, and what is that?
• 48:58
  Speaker 18: So so miss car and she told you about, uh,
• 49:03
  Speaker 18: the conversation she's been having with Tommy Tommy, so that
• 49:08
  Speaker 18: once again, so your wife ain't telling you not so
• 49:10
  Speaker 18: she she had told you nothing about her talking to Tommy.
• 49:13
  Speaker 14: No, dude, I don't want to play games.
• 49:15
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 49:15
  Speaker 14: Who's Tommy?
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: Okay? So so okay, okay, do you know? Okay? Okay, cool.
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: Harvey Morning Show?
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Do you know him?
• 49:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: I know?
• 49:35
  Speaker 18: Nay, you just got pranked by your wife, Carmen.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: Baby, Hey, at least she knows. Oh my god, wow.
• 49:54
  Speaker 18: Oh man, I gotta ask you something before we go, Baby,
• 49:56
  Speaker 18: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 49:59
  Speaker 18: show when the land.
• 50:01
  Speaker 14: Steve Harvey born and showing.
• 50:10
  Speaker 12: That is.
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: And there it is to check that is straightened down.
• 50:19
  Speaker 7: There's a problem, and he worked on it.
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: I got, I got, you understand. But it's okay, as
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: you should have part of the job.
• 50:27
  Speaker 7: That was their problem.
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: It's part of Yes, her husband went pretty.
• 50:31
  Speaker 12: Much left on it and as he should have.
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, it's okay, it's okay. I'm here for that.
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: That's what prank and is you understand, that's what pranking is.
• 50:40
  Speaker 18: My next stop I get to take a little break,
• 50:41
  Speaker 18: but my next stop is in Colleen, Texas. Coleen Texas
• 50:49
  Speaker 18: twice As Funny Comedy Club that will be October sixth
• 50:53
  Speaker 18: seven eighth. October sixth seven, see that break I get
• 50:55
  Speaker 18: October sixth, seventh and eight. So Colleen, Texas, the Nephew.
• 51:00
  Speaker 18: It's been a long time. I think it's been about
• 51:01
  Speaker 18: what four five years? The nephew is coming to twice
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  Speaker 18: this Funny Comedy Club that's October sixth seven and eight.
• 51:07
  Speaker 18: You better get your ticket right now because the food
• 51:10
  Speaker 18: is coming to Texas. Okay, twice As Funny Comedy Club.
• 51:15
  Speaker 18: Glean Textashew Nephew.
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: Tell me what my nephew?
• 51:20
  Speaker 11: Thank you?
• 51:20
  Speaker 12: Coming us next it is a Strawberry letter subject he
• 51:23
  Speaker 12: came home with bed bugs. We'll get into it right
• 51:26
  Speaker 12: after this.
• 51:28
  Speaker 17: You're listening Day Hardy Morning Show.
• 51:31
  Speaker 12: All right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
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  Speaker 12: Every thank You Junior subject. He came home with bed bugs.
• 52:02
  Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm in my late thirties and I'm
• 52:05
  Speaker 12: married to an older man. We dated for a short
• 52:08
  Speaker 12: period of time, and he moved in with me before
• 52:10
  Speaker 12: we got married four months ago. My husband is in
• 52:13
  Speaker 12: aunt mean. My home is in a cozy, close knit community,
• 52:17
  Speaker 12: and one of my neighbors recognized my husband and couldn't
• 52:21
  Speaker 12: wait to come give me some gossip on him. She said,
• 52:24
  Speaker 12: my husband was messing around with her aunt a few
• 52:26
  Speaker 12: months before he met me, and she thinks he's been
• 52:30
  Speaker 12: seeing her again since we got married. She described her
• 52:33
  Speaker 12: aunt as a slut that sleeps around and keeps a
• 52:37
  Speaker 12: nasty house with cats and dogs all over the place.
• 52:41
  Speaker 12: She said her aunt tried to sleep with her daddy,
• 52:43
  Speaker 12: so nobody in the family deals with her anymore. I
• 52:46
  Speaker 12: couldn't wait to ask my husband about the woman. He
• 52:49
  Speaker 12: says he knows of her, but that he's never slept
• 52:52
  Speaker 12: with her or been to her house. I was sure
• 52:55
  Speaker 12: to tell my neighbor that my husband never fooled around
• 52:58
  Speaker 12: with her aunt. My neighbor joking, he said, if my
• 53:01
  Speaker 12: husband ever comes home with fleas, lice or bedbugs, he
• 53:05
  Speaker 12: is definitely still messing with her aunt. I didn't pay
• 53:08
  Speaker 12: her any mind until three weeks later, when I was
• 53:11
  Speaker 12: lying in the bed and my calves and feet started itching.
• 53:16
  Speaker 12: I threw back my sheet and saw tiny black dots
• 53:19
  Speaker 12: on the sheets, and it looked like all of them
• 53:22
  Speaker 12: were moving. I woke my husband up and accused him
• 53:26
  Speaker 12: of bringing bedbugs home. I checked his khakis and they
• 53:31
  Speaker 12: had a few bugs too. He said the bed bugs
• 53:33
  Speaker 12: could have come from anywhere. We got rid of the bugs,
• 53:36
  Speaker 12: but should I get rid of my husband too? Do
• 53:39
  Speaker 12: you think my messy neighbor was right about this? Please advise?
• 53:44
  Speaker 12: Really you want advice from us because you already know
• 53:48
  Speaker 12: the deal. Your husband is sleeping with the nasty woman
• 53:51
  Speaker 12: with the cats and dogs and all of that. I mean,
• 53:56
  Speaker 12: what now, he's brought bed bugs home? So disgusting, So
• 54:02
  Speaker 12: let me ask you something. Are you gonna just wait
• 54:05
  Speaker 12: for him to bring something even worse home while he's
• 54:08
  Speaker 12: sleeping with her, like a rash or an infection or
• 54:11
  Speaker 12: a disease or something. And he's lying about it, saying
• 54:14
  Speaker 12: he knows of her, but he never slept with her here, right,
• 54:20
  Speaker 12: So it looks like your neighbor was correct about everything.
• 54:23
  Speaker 12: I mean, she's nosy and a gossip and all of that,
• 54:26
  Speaker 12: but it looks like she's got her fact straight because
• 54:29
  Speaker 12: she's the one who told you firsthand about the bed bugs,
• 54:32
  Speaker 12: and three weeks later he brought him home. So I mean,
• 54:36
  Speaker 12: you know, you can believe what you want to think
• 54:39
  Speaker 12: in your head, or you can believe what's what was
• 54:41
  Speaker 12: right before you and on you. Bedbugs on your Oh god,
• 54:46
  Speaker 12: all right, so believe her, all right, that's all. She's
• 54:51
  Speaker 12: not lying about this bed bugs come on's making me
• 54:55
  Speaker 12: a little just thinking about it.
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Steve, I'm a little town on this left.
• 55:00
  Speaker 12: You don't believe it, not really.
• 55:04
  Speaker 9: It's a lot going on, but it's so many different
• 55:07
  Speaker 9: conflicting statements in this letter. You in your late thirties,
• 55:10
  Speaker 9: You married to this old dude. Now he moved in
• 55:14
  Speaker 9: before y'all got married four months ago. Your home is
• 55:18
  Speaker 9: in a cozy, close knit community. And one of my
• 55:21
  Speaker 9: neighbors recognized my husband and couldn't work to give me
• 55:25
  Speaker 9: some gossip on it.
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: She said, your husband was messing around with her aunt
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: a few months.
• 55:31
  Speaker 9: Ago before we met, and she thinks he's still seeing
• 55:34
  Speaker 9: her since we got married.
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: How did she know this? She clearly said.
• 55:44
  Speaker 9: That your husband was messing around with this her aunt
• 55:48
  Speaker 9: a few months before he met me, and she thinks.
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: He's still seeing her again since we got married. She
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: thinks why.
• 56:02
  Speaker 9: She described her aunt as a slut that sleeps all
• 56:05
  Speaker 9: over time, keep a nasty house, catch dogs all over.
• 56:11
  Speaker 9: She said her aunt tried to sleep with her daddy,
• 56:13
  Speaker 9: so nobody in her family deals.
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: With her anymore.
• 56:16
  Speaker 9: Okay, couldn't wait to ask my husband about the woman.
• 56:21
  Speaker 9: Here's where the letter took a turn. He said he
• 56:23
  Speaker 9: knows of her, but he's never slept with her or
• 56:28
  Speaker 9: been to her house. What's the chances of your husband
• 56:34
  Speaker 9: knowing of this woman who just happens to be a
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: slut who your messy neighbor says she recognizes your hook?
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: What's the chance of that?
• 56:48
  Speaker 9: I mean, it don't make no sense in this whole
• 56:52
  Speaker 9: world we live in, It doesn't make any sense.
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: So right, what cherlie?
• 57:00
  Speaker 12: Why do you say it doesn't make sense?
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: Though?
• 57:02
  Speaker 17: Explain that part? Why not?
• 57:04
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to figure out. Know what I'm saying is
• 57:07
  Speaker 9: what doesn't make sense is how he says to you.
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: That he knows of this woman. Right, he says he
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: knows of her, but he's never slept with her or
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: been to her house. Of all the women in the.
• 57:22
  Speaker 9: World, how does your husband even know of this woman? See,
• 57:27
  Speaker 9: your house is in the coast, cozy, close knit community,
• 57:32
  Speaker 9: and one of your neighbors recognized my husband. Your husband
• 57:37
  Speaker 9: don't live there. How did your husband just out of everybody?
• 57:43
  Speaker 9: And then when you accuse him of this woman? Ask him,
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: he says he knows of her. Damn dog, you'd have
• 57:51
  Speaker 9: been better off just saying I don't even know who
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: you're talking about.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he lies.
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: But when you said you know of her, I kind
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: of opened the door. Dog doubt. Well, we ain't even
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: got to that part.
• 58:06
  Speaker 12: Yeah, anyway, all right, hold that thought, Steve. Okay, we'll
• 58:14
  Speaker 12: have part two of your response coming up at twenty
• 58:16
  Speaker 12: three minutes after the hour, subject he came home with
• 58:19
  Speaker 12: bed bugs. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 58:23
  Speaker 17: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 58:27
  Speaker 12: Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subject he
• 58:30
  Speaker 12: came home with bed bugs?
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Well, you're nut.
• 58:39
  Speaker 9: This woman has a messy friend. They live in a
• 58:43
  Speaker 9: cozy neighborhood. Your man that you met, who's older y'all
• 58:48
  Speaker 9: Before y'all y'all got married four months ago you moved in.
• 58:54
  Speaker 9: One of your neighbors recognized him and said, your husband
• 58:57
  Speaker 9: was messing around with her aunt a few months before
• 59:00
  Speaker 9: he met you, and she thinks he's been seeing her
• 59:04
  Speaker 9: again since we got married.
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: Who is this woman? Man that just comes up for
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: damn and I think he's still seeing her.
• 59:16
  Speaker 9: She said her aunt tried to sleep with her daddy,
• 59:18
  Speaker 9: so nobody in her family sills.
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: With her anymore.
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: For that line right there, I couldn't wait.
• 59:25
  Speaker 9: To ask my husband about the woman. He says he
• 59:28
  Speaker 9: knows of her, but he's never slept with her, been
• 59:32
  Speaker 9: to her house dog.
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: Of all the women in the world, how did you
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: get accused of this? And then you say I know
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: of her?
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: How?
• 59:43
  Speaker 6: But that's how stupid he is. He's gonna said, I
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: have no idea what you're talking about. I don't know
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: no woman like that. Where you getting me from?
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: So then I couldn't wait to tell my neighbor that
• 59:53
  Speaker 9: my husband never fooled around with her. My neighbor jokingly said, well,
• 59:57
  Speaker 9: if your husband ever come home with fleas lights, a
• 59:59
  Speaker 9: bit bed bugs, definitely still messing with her?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: What is in her damn house? Who is famous for
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: fleas lice and bed bugs?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 9: So I ain't pay any mind until three weeks after
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 9: I'm laying in bed, my calves and feet started.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 10: You.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: I threw back my sheets and saw tiny black dots
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: on the sheet. Didn't look like all of them was moving.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 9: Well, now them is fleas. Them is fleas bed bugs.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 9: I've never seen one, but I heard they a little
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 9: bit different. I checked his kakis and they had a
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 9: few bugs too. He said the bed bugs bed bulls
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 9: could have come from anywhere. That's a true statement. We
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 9: got rid of the bugs, But should I get rid
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 9: of my husband too? Do you think my messy neighborhoods
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 9: right about this?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: Please? ABU See now we got a little problem because
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: your husband's too.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: I know of her, but I ain't never been over
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: her house.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 9: He's lying, bro, How do you know of a random
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 9: woman that some random other woman accuse you?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: Why did you just say I don't know this woman?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 19: Because not but not.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: What they got to do with what you're supposed to say.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 12: That's why you're mad, though, I'm mad about the mad bugs.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: That's what you're supposed to say.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 13: This standard.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: A dumb ass man.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: You're gonna turn yourself in with ignorant information. Do I
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: think it's them?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 9: Possibly it's them bugs in the pockets because you got
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 9: to take them pants off somewhere. If you laid down
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 9: at the foot of the bed, you that already said
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 9: they was down there by your calves and and and
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 9: ankles feet, So they had the foot of the bed.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: That's where the khakis was laying. Oh gosh, but it's
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: a birch of them though.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 17: They're everywhere because she's itching.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 12: She just started itching.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: How is she in this damn house?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 9: The woman with the catch dogs, the lights, the fleas,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: the ticks, the big bugs?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 11: Wow?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 6: How is she living in this nasty house? And who
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: go over there?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 15: I was?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 9: I dated a girl one time, long time ago. They
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 9: had a nasty house. That date was so short. I
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 9: felt she had a baby too. I felt bad for
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: the baby.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: Where can he eat in him?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 9: God, no, man, I went, damn fine chick, nice looking, Lord,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 9: have mercy?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 6: Why is all this? And I'm sitting on the couch man?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: After work? One day? You know, I worked at Ford
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 6: motor company. You know, I ain't mad.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 9: So I'm looking around this house going I got on
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 9: work clothes and I'm trying to get up. I ain't
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 9: got no where to sit with the damn work clothes on,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 9: and you know how stuff be happening and you just.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: Be looking around like is there something over that.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 19: Moving right at the corner.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 12: You can't ever be comfortable, You can't ever just.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: And she said, whoa, I just don't be having time
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: to clean this house up. It's so big. This is
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: the last house ain't.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: And that's the one thing I cannot Then a woman
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 9: who's not clean, A do not being clean?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: Okay, a woman not clean?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 9: That's scary, yep, because I'm already not the neatest guy.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 12: And nasty and like messy or junkie or two entirely
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 12: different things.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I can't deal with a junkie woman either, because,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 9: like I say, I'm not the neatest guy in the world.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I can't with the bed bugs. I'm done.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 12: I'm out, all right, man.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: Listen. Thanks Steve.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 12: Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey
• 1:04:37
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• 1:04:40
  Speaker 12: Podcast on to Mad. You're listening Hardy Morning Show, Steve,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 12: please introduce your friend.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: Mister Brown, folks, he's here, Jay Anthony Brown.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 16: You know you always call me bitter. In fact, you
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 16: gave me the name bitter man. I'm running with it.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 16: Thank you so much.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: It's some mona and enjoy being after. So what I've
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 7: put together is situations in life that are just fed up.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 12: You.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 16: I'm gonna set it up and these are situations in
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 16: life that did just straight f up. For instance, you're
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 16: eighteen years old. You're eighteen years old, you're living with
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 16: your auntie. Your auntie says you can bring your little
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 16: girlfriend over and entertain, but she sits her ass in
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 16: the living room and watches wrestling all damn night while
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 16: you've got hunting.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: That's fed up. That's completely.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 9: That only damn TV, the whole Yeah, with the floats,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 9: the flow model.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: She's sitting there, right there in between you and the girl.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: She's sitting there.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's completely fed up. Happens.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: Here's another one, Yeah, effed up.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 19: That's complete.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: With another.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: Your best friend borrowed some money from you.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: He passed away.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: At the funeral, you.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 16: Go ask the widow about money that your partner owes you.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: That's completely fed up.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: That's just that. Haass happened well, not to me, but
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: I was at a funeral when it happened at all.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 6: When we got outside, they damn they needed another casket.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: The timing of it all, brother, sorry about your law.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: That Daryl.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 9: The dude walked past the casket, bent over to the
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 9: mother and said, you know, I'm.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: Sorry for your loss, but I won't know if I
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: could come by and get this money that he had.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 9: The old man, her other son was sitting next to
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 9: him because that was his brother in the castle.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: When they got outside, he had he almost killed this student.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: That was the one.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 16: Mom, you ordered your last meal on death row. Your
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 16: last meal you got steak, broccoli, potatoes, whatever. The day
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 16: of the execution, the awarden the god says, we didn't
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 16: make the order for your last meal.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: And now the kitchen is clothes. That is completely up man, that.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 7: Yes, you don't people like that. Yeah, look, man, you
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: didn't order.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: I didn't wander your food.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: Man, I'm in the kitchen and.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 13: That's helped up.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 17: That's you're listening Morning show.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 12: All right time Now for comedy Roulette Jay, please step
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 12: up to the mic and explain just a little bit.
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• 1:08:12
  Speaker 16: those subjects on a wheel, spind the wheel where it stops.
• 1:08:15
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  Speaker 12: Today's categories are things you say when someone's eating your
• 1:08:27
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  Speaker 12: Also pick up lines. Pick up lines from old players.
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• 1:08:43
  Speaker 12: your neighbors. Okay, all right, here we go. Let's spend
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 12: the wheelerator. That's happened everyone knowing girl?
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  Speaker 6: Yo, perfect for you guys.
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  Speaker 12: Pick up lines from old players.
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• 1:09:16
  Speaker 16: like this. You know, I got my teeth white, and
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 16: I can get yours white too if you play your
• 1:09:22
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  Speaker 6: Got it like that? Okay?
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  Speaker 13: Here, I got light deald money if you need it,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 13: you know.
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  Speaker 18: Let me jump in here real quick, let me jump
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 18: in here. Hey listen, are you a parking ticket? Because
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 18: you got fine written all over for you?
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  Speaker 15: You feel.
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  Speaker 6: You do?
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  Speaker 16: Took a blind from old players, young, I must have
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 16: been blind my whole life.
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  Speaker 6: I ain't never seen nothing like you before.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 16: Domedy Roulette pick up lines from old players. You must
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 16: be attract our girl, because you've been running through my
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 16: mind all day long.
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  Speaker 13: Let me tell you where you walk? That must be
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 13: jamed because Jenny don't shake like that.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 18: Let me ask you something. Do you believe in love
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 18: at first sight? Why should I walk back here?
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• 1:11:04
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  Speaker 12: All right, up, old players, come on, look, loving you
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  Speaker 6: I ain't gonna be right.
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  Speaker 19: Nohow, kick up line some old players.
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  Speaker 16: Now you know I'm living with my mama, but she
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 16: go to bed anybody thirty so you can swing back.
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  Speaker 2: Wait what God?
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  Speaker 13: I just want you to know if you sometime I
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 13: fill up deep freezers.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I mean? Hey, hey, let me tell
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: you something.
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  Speaker 18: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put you
• 1:12:00
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  Speaker 6: You see what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 12: Cup line from old players.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that?
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  Speaker 6: That's just finiture truck bagging up to your house? Because girl,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: I'm your SI good daddy.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you guys.
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  Speaker 12: That was comedy from led ladies and gentlemen. You have
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  Speaker 9: Junior is a cutout? Yes, cut out sir at Walmart?
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  Speaker 9: At the Walmart made it now, I'd have made it now.
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  Speaker 9: I'm a cutout at Walmart.
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  Speaker 6: That's big. That's big boy. You don't even understand, y'all.
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  Speaker 9: Just Sticky is going huge in Walmart, and the gummies
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  Speaker 9: is going huge in Walmart.
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  Speaker 6: All right, you and your scene at how come you eat?
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  Speaker 6: Take no picture?
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  Speaker 19: Don Yeah?
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  Speaker 12: You know what.
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  Speaker 13: Look, I'm gonna go back down.
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  Speaker 2: He's right up the street.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I sure appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: It's too term.
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  Speaker 10: I love it.
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  Speaker 12: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 12: Show coming up in thirty three minutes after we will
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  Speaker 12: play around them. Would you rather right after this, you're
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  Speaker 12: listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it's time for
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  Speaker 12: a round. I would you rather? Would you rather go
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  Speaker 12: on a silent meditation retreat for about a week or
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  Speaker 12: would you rather spend a weekend with someone who doesn't
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  Speaker 12: know when to stop talking?
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  Speaker 13: B straight B.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: I'm not gonna sit there and just thank them nothing
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  Speaker 13: for a week.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 9: That meditation. Give me a fishing row, asked away from
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  Speaker 9: me and let me man.
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  Speaker 1: I'll disagree, So you different, Yeah, Junior ain't got this life.
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  Speaker 1: Junior can still go somewhere meditation the week man be
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  Speaker 1: able to talking to God looking at the water. I
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  Speaker 1: need a fishing rod, some golf clubs.
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  Speaker 2: You will be happy.
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  Speaker 13: You always got somebody with you, somebody always in your.
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  Speaker 6: Space, always always.
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  Speaker 13: When I get up to the radio show, I'm at
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  Speaker 13: silent meditation.
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  Speaker 6: You do that anyway?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean here by myself? When when when ten
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  Speaker 13: o'clock hits, I talked no more.
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  Speaker 4: For the day.
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  Speaker 12: I'm gonna have to start calling you. I didn't know, Yes,
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  Speaker 12: all right. Would you rather be a house pet or
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  Speaker 12: would you rather be a wild animal?
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  Speaker 9: I'd rather be my house paper. Yeah, my dad dog
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  Speaker 9: living his best life. My dog got better life than
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  Speaker 9: my head growing. Shouldn't I be going this? Don't make
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  Speaker 9: no damn sh.
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 12: And the wild you're just a wild animal.
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  Speaker 6: We do that there.
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  Speaker 9: I mean I need somebody to know to set the
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  Speaker 9: food out. Yeah, were walking around killing nothing so I can.
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  Speaker 6: Eat, but can also be killed the dog? All right?
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  Speaker 12: Moving on to would you rather brush your brush your
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  Speaker 12: teeth with garlic for a year or would you rather
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  Speaker 12: use spicy toilet paper for a week? Spicy meaning hot.
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  Speaker 6: Toilet? Is it like Indian food? No, I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 6: and brush my tooth garland. We let y'all you're with it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna be in there suffering by myself.
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  Speaker 13: If you had that hot toilet paper, how's gonna sign?
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  Speaker 2: And now.
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  Speaker 9: Doing you don't understand I'm actually not even gonna sit
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  Speaker 9: on the toilet. I'm sitting in the sink.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 6: Running this water for.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, garlic, garlic. It is coming up in Fortyne.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 12: That's today's around and would you rather coming up in
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  Speaker 12: forty nine minutes after the hour, last break of the day,
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  Speaker 12: and we'll have some clothing remarks from one and only.
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  Speaker 6: Steve Harvey right after this.
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  Speaker 17: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 12: All right here we are, guys, our last break of
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  Speaker 12: the day and of the week on the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 6: So listen, man.
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  Speaker 9: I want to do something. I want to read a
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  Speaker 9: series of things that I keep in my phone. I
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  Speaker 9: did a little bit before, but I want to do
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  Speaker 9: quite a few of them. These are things that I
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  Speaker 9: pull that I take screenshots of, Like if I find
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  Speaker 9: a catchy saying, or somebody sends me a motivational phrase,
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  Speaker 9: or if I get, you know, just something or a
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  Speaker 9: scripture that really registers with me, and if they text
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  Speaker 9: it to me, I'll take a screenshot of it, edit
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  Speaker 9: it down, and then save to photos. Then when I
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  Speaker 9: get it in my photo section, I have a section
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  Speaker 9: in my albums called motivation, and I transfer all of
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  Speaker 9: these things over to my photo.
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  Speaker 6: App and I put it in motivation, and I just
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  Speaker 6: have probably I.
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  Speaker 9: Don't know, let me see one, two, three, four, one, two, three, eight, six, nine, twelve, fourteen, fifteen.
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  Speaker 9: I probably got sixty seventy of these things. I'm just
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  Speaker 9: going to read a few of them to you. And
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  Speaker 9: what I do for meditation sometimes is sometimes I start
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  Speaker 9: my day by just pulling up all of my inspirational
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  Speaker 9: messages that I've sent myself over the years, and they
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  Speaker 9: go back quite sometimes, but these are the top ones
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  Speaker 9: that matter to me most. And so I have one,
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  Speaker 9: and I have a pack of lions just walking and
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  Speaker 9: you can tell that they look like they going out
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  Speaker 9: on a hunt. It's just a huge pack of lions
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  Speaker 9: and they got a real serious look on their face.
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  Speaker 9: And the caption on it says, surround yourself with those
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  Speaker 9: on the same mission as you. Surround yourself with those
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  Speaker 9: on the same mission as you. Because when you look
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  Speaker 9: at lions and they go out on a hunt, they
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  Speaker 9: all go out on one accord, they going to get
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  Speaker 9: something to eat. Ain't nobody going in there playing and
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  Speaker 9: all this. Here, Hey, let's go down there and see
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  Speaker 9: the gazelles.
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  Speaker 6: Let's race.
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  Speaker 9: No, No, they get serious. They get in stock Molde
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  Speaker 9: and they got something to do. And it reminds me
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  Speaker 9: to constantly look for people who are going in the
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  Speaker 9: same direction as me. Here's one I've read to you
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  Speaker 9: all before. There's a picture of a carton full of
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  Speaker 9: probably thirty white eggs, and one of the eggs is gold,
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  Speaker 9: and the caption says, they laughed at me because I'm different.
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  Speaker 9: I looked at them because they're all the same. Be yourself.
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  Speaker 9: Then I have another one that has this lion walking
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  Speaker 9: across the African plane. This one lion, and I mean
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  Speaker 9: he got a nice little patient. He looking pretty serious.
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  Speaker 9: And it's an old African proverb. And as you see
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  Speaker 9: this lion walking towards you, it says, a lion doesn't
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  Speaker 9: turn around when a small dog barks.
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  Speaker 6: And that just reminds me to keep my pace going
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  Speaker 6: where I'm going.
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  Speaker 9: When the little haters start talking, them little bloggers that
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  Speaker 9: ain't got nothing to do with you.
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  Speaker 6: You a lion, You are a lying, you're a person
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  Speaker 6: on the mission. You are lying. Here's one.
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  Speaker 9: There's some writing in the palm of a hand that says,
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  Speaker 9: everything you're going through is preparing you for what you
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  Speaker 9: ask for. Everything in life is a test. Always remember
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  Speaker 9: that you are and it's preparing you for something you
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  Speaker 9: ask for. These tests and challenges that you go through,
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  Speaker 9: they are little things that give you these experience and
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  Speaker 9: the knowledge to equip you with the future.
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  Speaker 6: Here's another one.
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  Speaker 9: Sometimes in order to get where you're going, you need
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  Speaker 9: to drop a few people off.
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  Speaker 6: My self explanatory. Lay that again.
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  Speaker 9: Sometimes in order to get where you're going, you need
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  Speaker 9: to drop a few people off. That's self explanatory. Here's
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  Speaker 9: one that I took out. I don't know why i'ma
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  Speaker 9: read to you, but it's Isaiah forty one thirteen and
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  Speaker 9: Hebrew two and two. But they paraphrase that I do
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  Speaker 9: a motivation called Jesus Calling. And on one day I
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  Speaker 9: was reading this, it said, give yourself fully to the
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  Speaker 9: adventure of today. Walk boldly along the path of life,
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  Speaker 9: relying on your ever present companion. You have every reason
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  Speaker 9: to be confident because MY presence accompanies you all the
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  Speaker 9: days of your life, and onward into eternity. Do not
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  Speaker 9: give in to fear or worry. Those robbers of abundant living.
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  Speaker 9: Trust me enough to face problems as they come, rather
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  Speaker 9: than trying to anticipate them. Fix your eyes on me,
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  Speaker 9: the author and perfector of your faith, and many difficulties
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  Speaker 9: on the roll ahead will vanish before you reach them.
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  Speaker 9: Whenever you start to feel afraid, remember that I'm holding
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  Speaker 9: you by your right hand, and nothing can separate you
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  Speaker 9: from my presence. I just use things like that man,
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  Speaker 9: and like sometimes man for my morning meditation, I just
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  Speaker 9: go to my motivational page and I pull up stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Here is one.
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  Speaker 9: Trust in his timing, rely on his promises, wait for
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  Speaker 9: his answers, believe in his miracles, rejoice in his goodness,
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  Speaker 9: and relax in his presence. It just lets me know
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  Speaker 9: the whole time that I'm never alone, and that I
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  Speaker 9: have a very present help. That when Steve Harvey feel
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  Speaker 9: like it ain't going right, when I feel like a
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  Speaker 9: loan and I got decisions to make and I don't
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  Speaker 9: know what to do. Because I have moments like that,
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  Speaker 9: when I pray, I always feel better. Offer that same
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  Speaker 9: suggestion to you. Find you some things that motivate you
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  Speaker 9: along in your life. Put them in your phone, and
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  Speaker 9: whenever you feel down, go back and read them. It
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  Speaker 9: to brighten your day. If it did, it wants you
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  Speaker 9: to do it again. Those are my closing remarks. Hey, listen,
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  Speaker 9: y'all talk to God. He loved to hear from you.
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  Speaker 9: Y'all have a good one.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: I see y'all tomorrow. Oh, no, I'll see y'all. I'll
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  Speaker 9: see y'all Monday. Yeah, it's the weekend paper.
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