8:45 Idiotology March 31, 2026: Yes, Heads Across Shopping Carts!
Publix worker becomes 'best bagger in the country' after winning Vegas competition, Creepy teacher accused of misusing schools 'thought of the day' to ask students extremely inappropriate sexual questions, Remains of banker missing since 1999 found on California beach by family looking for seashells is Headline of the Week candidate #3
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