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Live From the Cayman Islands Day Two 02.09.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Come on, uh huh A good morning everybody you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice. Come on, dig me NW one and only.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, here we go today, folks.
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  Speaker 1: This is a good one. Because of today, I want
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  Speaker 1: to share with you something that that affects every living soul,
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  Speaker 1: and that one thing is your attitude. This affects everyone.
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  Speaker 1: It is your attitude. You know. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: anyone's ever told you, but I mean, many of you
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  Speaker 1: who listen know this, but there are a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people who don't understand. A positive attitude can bring about
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  Speaker 1: a change. A positive attitude can bring about a change. Well,
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  Speaker 1: now here we go with the nay says, well, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: what you mean if I'm just positive being changed? My
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  Speaker 1: mama gonna what me being positive got to do with that? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: now listen to me carefully. A positive attitude can bring
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  Speaker 1: about change. Well, okay, Steve, I hear you saying that.
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  Speaker 1: But they didn't fined me. So now what does my
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  Speaker 1: having a positive attitude have to do with the fact
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  Speaker 1: that they fired me? Well, one more time, A positive
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  Speaker 1: attitude can bring about change. Well, Steve, I set up
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  Speaker 1: in here and gave eight nine, twelve years of my
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  Speaker 1: life to this man and he just he cheated on
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  Speaker 1: me and walked out. Now what does me being positive
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  Speaker 1: have to do with him cheating on me? How that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna change that? Okay, here we go again. A positive
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  Speaker 1: attitude can bring about change. Now listen to the whole thing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the positive attitude and the change that can happen starts.
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  Speaker 1: This is the start. It starts within you. See, life
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  Speaker 1: is tempera cent. What happens is what you do about
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  Speaker 1: what happens. Okay, you gave twelve years of your life
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  Speaker 1: to this man. He cheated and left you. Hold in
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  Speaker 1: the bag, the kids and everything. Now what does being
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  Speaker 1: positive have to do with changing that? Or they came
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  Speaker 1: in and they fired you. You lost your job that
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  Speaker 1: you was a stellar performer at. But now, how does
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  Speaker 1: you having a positive attitude? How does that change things
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  Speaker 1: for you? So far, you can use any example. Here's
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  Speaker 1: what happens when you have a positive attitude. What it
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  Speaker 1: produces within you is a positive approach to life. And
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  Speaker 1: when you have a positive attitude and a positive approach
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  Speaker 1: to life, it causes you to be optimistic, to have
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  Speaker 1: a positive out look, to expect things to eventually turn
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  Speaker 1: around and and and and and turn into a positive
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  Speaker 1: That's very important because as the law of attraction comes
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  Speaker 1: into play, if you think positive thoughts, you attract positive things.
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  Speaker 1: If you think evil thoughts, you attract evil to you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if if you want for nothing, then nothing
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  Speaker 1: comes your way. If you want for positive attitude, if
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  Speaker 1: you want for positive results, if you want for a
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  Speaker 1: great outcome, that's what you attract to you. The change
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  Speaker 1: will begin within you. So let's take the man that
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  Speaker 1: walked out your life and left you hold in the bag.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a positive attitude. Okay, two things have happened as
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  Speaker 1: positive here. Number one, you've ridd it yourself of someone
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  Speaker 1: who was obviously going to be, if not already been,
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  Speaker 1: toxic in your life. Cause you many restless nights, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of uncomfortable feelings, uneasiness, not sure insecurity. You've been
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  Speaker 1: going through it with this person, whoever they are. Number one,
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  Speaker 1: that person has been released from your life. Number Two,
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  Speaker 1: it allows you now to have the someone who will
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  Speaker 1: treat you just the way you want to be treated.
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  Speaker 1: That's the positive outlook, that's the optimistic way. That's when
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  Speaker 1: you're a positive person. You see the positive in things
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  Speaker 1: that happened to you, instead of burying yourself under the
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  Speaker 1: horse wrong with it? Old woe is Me? Now concept
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  Speaker 1: see a positive attitude. When they came in there and
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  Speaker 1: they fired you and let you go? Could this not
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  Speaker 1: have been just the opening you needed to finally start
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  Speaker 1: on a new career path that you've been talking about
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  Speaker 1: doing anyway? Could it possibly be a brand new chance
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  Speaker 1: for you to get the dream job, dream career of
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  Speaker 1: your choice. Could it not possibly be the perfect opportunity
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  Speaker 1: now for you to finally finally do something about that gift,
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  Speaker 1: about that talent that God gave you, that thing that
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  Speaker 1: you love to do. Could it not be the perfect
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  Speaker 1: time for you to pursue that. But if you don't
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  Speaker 1: have a positive attitude, then you lay there all they're
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  Speaker 1: finna come get in my house? Oh what I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do now? All this unemployment ain't enough? Oh Lord, when
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  Speaker 1: it's unemployment run out? What am I gonna do? Then
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  Speaker 1: I won't have nothing? And you old woe is me
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  Speaker 1: until you become old woe is me. But if you
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  Speaker 1: take it from the positive approach, some amazing things can
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  Speaker 1: happen in your life. I would tell you on a
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  Speaker 1: personal note. That's some of the most some of the
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  Speaker 1: best changes, some of the biggest moments in my life
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  Speaker 1: came after a loss. Some of the best things that's
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  Speaker 1: ever happened to me, some of the biggest moments that
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  Speaker 1: I've accomplis in my entire career came after a loss.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't want to go down on the list,
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  Speaker 1: but boy, I could tell you. Let me let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. When they didn't want me on the
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  Speaker 1: radio anymore in l A. When they didn't when they
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  Speaker 1: were it was sick of the way I did radio
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  Speaker 1: out there, and they wanted me gone. And on May
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and five, when my did When? When? When?
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  Speaker 1: When my deal was done? With the beat out in
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  Speaker 1: l A. Okay, look what happened though, y'all was gone
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  Speaker 1: in May. But in September nineteenth I started to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Radio Network with four cities. I'm now sixty some cities,
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  Speaker 1: you see. But I didn't go old. Wol was me?
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  Speaker 1: I said, Okay, God must have something else from me then,
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  Speaker 1: because if he didn't remove me from this, that must
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  Speaker 1: be something else. Same thing that happened when you lose
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  Speaker 1: and you and you and you break up in a relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Say anything can happen to you. You never know the
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  Speaker 1: one God God for you. Now Here you go, here
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  Speaker 1: you go again. Now you get put into a situation
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  Speaker 1: with somebody, treat you just the way you want to
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  Speaker 1: be treated, provide you with a whole lot of aspects
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  Speaker 1: of your life. You knew nothing about pride to that.
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  Speaker 1: But you gotta stay positive. You gotta keep looking out,
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  Speaker 1: You gotta keep looking to God. You gotta keep believing
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  Speaker 1: that there's gotta be something better for you. That God
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  Speaker 1: has a plan and it don't coincide with your plan oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: but His way is the best way. Oh. I have
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  Speaker 1: not liked it many times. Man, Oh man, I've had
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  Speaker 1: people scathed me. I'm talking about man people. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: done nothing too. I don't even know where it's coming from.
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  Speaker 1: Just go public and just try to bury me. When
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  Speaker 1: they got through, Man, I can't tell you what happened
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  Speaker 1: to me because I ain't raised my voice back. I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get into that negative lane with them. I
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  Speaker 1: took the high road. And when you take the high road,
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  Speaker 1: God got something for you. So all of you out
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  Speaker 1: there are struggling, that's being hated on that you feel
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  Speaker 1: like your life and took some turns that you have
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  Speaker 1: no control over. If you stay positive, that positive attitude,
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  Speaker 1: that optimistic outlook, that that that always thinking. God got
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  Speaker 1: me no matter what happened to me, some amazing things
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  Speaker 1: that's going can will happen in your life. It's a fact.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how it works that way. I just
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  Speaker 1: know that's what it is, because that's a funny thing existing.
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  Speaker 1: It's called faith, and it's the belief in things that
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  Speaker 1: you cannot see. And man, if you just hang on
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  Speaker 1: to that, sometimes sometimes it's all you got, though you
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  Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. Sometimes sometimes you don't really know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. But that's what faith is. Is when
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  Speaker 1: you don't know what it is, you just kind of
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  Speaker 1: you You just kind of believe it, but you believe
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  Speaker 1: in it's something you can't case see no way out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see how they're gonna get ma. Lemitate you something.
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  Speaker 1: I've been there. I got in some trouble in two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and eight. Man, that was good when I found
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  Speaker 1: out about it. Anybody else would have been gone from him.
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  Speaker 1: But I ain't let it bury me. I kept talking
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  Speaker 1: to God about it, me and Margie got together. We
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  Speaker 1: kept talking to God about it. God got me through.
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  Speaker 1: It took a little bit longer than I wanted it too,
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  Speaker 1: but boy, he bought me through though, and he bought
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  Speaker 1: me and my wife through and my family through. And
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  Speaker 1: because I just kept that faith, I kept that positive outlook.
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  Speaker 1: Positive attitude is everything, y'all. So get off the old
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  Speaker 1: wol is me negativity train because it ain't gonna take
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  Speaker 1: you nowhere but down, and get get your outlook up.
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  Speaker 1: If you change your attitude, you change your altitude. Altitude
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  Speaker 1: is determined by your attitude. How high you go, how
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  Speaker 1: big you become, how far you go. It all depends
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  Speaker 1: on how you think. It all depends on what type
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  Speaker 1: of attitude you got. Ain't no, ain't no very very successful,
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  Speaker 1: super negative people. It just doesn't coincide that way. If
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  Speaker 1: you see that something that happened to him along the way,
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  Speaker 1: and don't worry. You ain't gonna worry about it because
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna see him long because you can't stay
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  Speaker 1: up there like that. It's just too hard. All right,
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  Speaker 1: that's the conversation you're listening, all right, eighteen eighteen minutes
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  Speaker 1: after the hour. That sounds a little crazy. How does
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  Speaker 1: that sound? Cat? Alright, cat say good? Don't sound good? Here?
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  Speaker 1: Eighteen eighteen minutes afterday I welcome to the ride, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: We're broadcasting live again from the beautiful Cayman Islands. Uh
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  Speaker 1: from Choice Hotels the place to stay. Okay, And I'm
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  Speaker 1: not even in the promotion Comfort Sweets. I just did.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that. Ain't choice hotel. We're right here at
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  Speaker 1: Comfort Sweets. It's a choice hotel property in correct, Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: you are correct. It's Choice Hotels. Because they have so
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  Speaker 1: many locations. You may want to choose one of the
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  Speaker 1: other wonderful properties that they have and save yourself some
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  Speaker 1: money so you can have money for the beach, money,
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  Speaker 1: fuck souvenirs, money to eat, things of that nature. Come
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  Speaker 1: down there, winem. No, I can't go there. Yeah, Timmy
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  Speaker 1: talking to your mic. Your mic is off. Good morning crew, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning Paradise. Hey, good morning. I really want to
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  Speaker 1: stay a few more days, man, I don't blame you.
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  Speaker 1: I got a few more that I didn't know. How
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  Speaker 1: tired I was yesterday because I've been golfing every day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh poor baby. Doesn't it take a moment though, once
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  Speaker 1: you come go on vacation to wind down and then
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  Speaker 1: by the time you get in vacation mode, it's time
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  Speaker 1: to go home. Oh from Yeah, I guess, and another vacation.
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  Speaker 1: Travel doesn't really you know, I don't do jet lass.
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  Speaker 1: I've never done that. Even when I I went to
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  Speaker 1: the Philippines, I lost a day and it was twenty
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  Speaker 1: hours of flying and I still didn't get jet lad.
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  Speaker 1: I found out how to stop your feet from swelling
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  Speaker 1: on the plane though. It's copper fit compression socks, Tommy
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  Speaker 1: copperfit socks, and it stops your feet from swelling. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it happens to me and too id that oh non
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  Speaker 1: me and spewell up too. Now you said Tommy copper
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  Speaker 1: and he thought you were talking about it. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: that's the name of it, Tommy copperfit. If you wear
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  Speaker 1: those on the plane, now, ladies, if you were at
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  Speaker 1: a dress on it some hills, it's gonna blow the outfit.
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  Speaker 1: I just need you to know that damn socks on
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  Speaker 1: with your dress or sun dress, you're gonna look like
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  Speaker 1: a food. But for twenty hours it gonna take them
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  Speaker 1: heels off and elevate your feet. Anyway, Yeah, definitely, get
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  Speaker 1: the blood circulating. I've seen those infomercial suit seeds, so
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  Speaker 1: it really works. Well, yeah, man, I got a pair.
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  Speaker 1: And because I flew to the Philippine jo and uh
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  Speaker 1: no swelling nice, awesome. I had my feet up a
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  Speaker 1: lot too. I didn't know, man, swelled like that. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know that. Man, you ain't up been on the plane.
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  Speaker 1: Took your shoe on? Yeah, woman, yeah, I told I
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  Speaker 1: told the whole hang nail area of my index finger
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  Speaker 1: off because I had to use it as a shoe.
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  Speaker 1: Get that shoe. I had bloodd I didn't know I
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  Speaker 1: could not get that. And I put that shoe on
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  Speaker 1: and it wasn't pinching, it was painting. Patient. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about man, it feels like somebody had just
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  Speaker 1: rolled my foot up in half real live at man,
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  Speaker 1: how long was that? Like? You remember? That was like
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  Speaker 1: New York to l a six coast coast six is
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  Speaker 1: the six five five something like that? Five change going
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  Speaker 1: and coming. Yeah, but enough for your feet to swell,
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  Speaker 1: enough for your feet to swell, Okay, well let's let's
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  Speaker 1: just move on swelling in the morning. And really, what
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  Speaker 1: I thought would be a great morning coach and I
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  Speaker 1: realized that we've been on it too long. But it's
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  Speaker 1: what you all do. Last night we went to the
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  Speaker 1: Lobster Pot restaurant. Oh my god, you know who build
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  Speaker 1: that world? Well yours? Yeah, well you were there, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: That a question because Tommy, they use you, know, man,
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  Speaker 1: they use you. We were ever so grateful, Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: tom Yeah, he offered to go to dinnericide. You don't
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  Speaker 1: even know how much the lobster Pot call. Why do
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  Speaker 1: we need to know that? That's just information that I
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  Speaker 1: don't start with. It was good, Oh, it was so
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  Speaker 1: incredibly good. I'm going there from lunch today as you
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  Speaker 1: should say hello to Nils, the general manager. He was fabulous. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you should ask for him. Yeah, he asked about your
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  Speaker 1: lost time. He did. But we had a great meal, lobster, crab, shrimp,
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  Speaker 1: even the baked potatoes, the broccoli and vegetables. Everything was good.
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  Speaker 1: How was it lost? I'm not going to wear from vegetable,
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  Speaker 1: but everything prestable was good. Sweet, they got some vegetables
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  Speaker 1: down here, just saying the last time you picked the
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  Speaker 1: restaurant calls it the Vega. Even the vegetables are great.
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  Speaker 1: You would love it. The fish, the chicken, and the
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  Speaker 1: meat need to be delicious. You can't mess a vegetable though.
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  Speaker 1: That's some places where you get vegetables aside. It's not
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  Speaker 1: too mushy vegetables. And it is good at Luby's. No
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  Speaker 1: places overcooked. Yeah, yeah they got lost. Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 1: so good. It's really good. Oh, I'm dessert. They have lobster. No,
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  Speaker 1: but they had lobster mashed potatoes. They didn't have lots.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they got lobster. Yeah. Everything is good to see.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot go wrong. All right, I'm going there today.
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  Speaker 1: What's the dessert you order? Tell me the bread pudding?
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  Speaker 1: Butterscotch bread pudding. What? Yeah, it was good, that's great,
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  Speaker 1: really yeah, goop of vanilla on the side. It was good. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what because I if I eat another chicken wing this week?
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  Speaker 1: Too much jerk? You jerked out left over from the
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  Speaker 1: super Bowl. If another chicken wing, you'll love it though.
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  Speaker 1: But see that's what happened when you go somewhere and
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  Speaker 1: your wife don't though. Why one? Because you know my wife,
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  Speaker 1: she spends time in the menu. She get into it.
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  Speaker 1: Care food coming to the room. Baby, I order dinner.
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  Speaker 1: You threw golf and yeah, I order dinner and you
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  Speaker 1: go up there and just be like special. You know,
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  Speaker 1: she let him set the table and everything. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: take it, take it off the tray, put the cover
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  Speaker 1: down and walk out. Just get out, please, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I can do it. You want me pull your coffeements hary,
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  Speaker 1: No no, I don't you want me to make you coke?
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  Speaker 1: No want me to do this? No, I want you
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  Speaker 1: have clothes on right when all this is going down?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, I'm lost for a lossuit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, there would be no lossues something my mic.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy here though, I mean if they're
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  Speaker 1: used to it, but driving I could never drive here.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even cross the shore. I'd be so scared. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I just run as soon as I see it clear,
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  Speaker 1: I just break out running a curve and I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't miss jillge what side that car posted off?
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  Speaker 1: I cuss one dude out and I was rolled story
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  Speaker 1: format because they drive on the on the right side.
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  Speaker 1: The steering wheel is on the right side in the
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  Speaker 1: car like in England. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would have
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  Speaker 1: so many actors. Yeah, but they they handled it well,
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  Speaker 1: Like that time we went to Paris. Remember driving in
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  Speaker 1: the circle. We said one, we're gonna get over there.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, y'all had a car. We're in a taxi.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Uh, when we come back from break, it's
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  Speaker 1: Black History Month. We all know that. When we come
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  Speaker 1: back Little known Black History Month Facts. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we are broadcasting
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  Speaker 1: line from Comfort Sweets on seven Mile Beach and Grand
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  Speaker 1: Cayman Island. Good morning, see you coming up? What the
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  Speaker 1: world has been waiting for? Little known Black History Month facts? Okay, special, alright,
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  Speaker 1: here we are. It's time for another episode of doing
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  Speaker 1: Black History Months of little known Black History facts. Don't
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  Speaker 1: tweet us, don't instagram me, don't facebook me with why
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  Speaker 1: are you doing this? Doing Black History Month? Because this
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: is what God made me write, Jilkes. Now you go
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  Speaker 1: to CNN and d T for all the Black History
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  Speaker 1: Month you want. They playing roots. They're gonna they're gonna
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: play roots, and they're gonna play roots. How many times
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  Speaker 1: we need to see roots? They're gonna run it. So
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  Speaker 1: tell me what little known Black history factor you have? Uh? Alright,
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  Speaker 1: now this is one that you definitely don't know nothing about.
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  Speaker 1: This eighteen nineteen Charleston, South Carolina. It is the eighteen
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  Speaker 1: nineteen plantation Queen Beauty Patch cannot come. Who is this now?
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  Speaker 1: This thing is hosted by Cleofas Riggins, Cleofa's Big Buck Riggins.
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  Speaker 1: Now Cleofa's Big Buck Riggins is loved by all the
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  Speaker 1: plantations in the region. He go from plantation and planet.
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  Speaker 1: He hosts a whole lot of different plantation events. Started out,
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  Speaker 1: went from twenty slave beauties all the way down to two.
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  Speaker 1: We got down to the last two Sassy Lula Bell
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  Speaker 1: Collins Works, she from the Collins Word Plantation. And the
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  Speaker 1: last other one was had It made gil Mo from
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  Speaker 1: the guil Mo Plantation. And the it got down to
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  Speaker 1: the last two and Cleofa's Rigging big I'm sorry, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Cleos Big Buck Rigging asked for a drum roll. That's
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  Speaker 1: when Mandingo got on the drum and ban Joe Benjamin
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  Speaker 1: was on the field, and uh, that's when cleofus, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: somebody brought him out the card to read on who
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  Speaker 1: was the winner. He could read and the person that
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  Speaker 1: brought him out the car Uh they called him Conrod.
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  Speaker 1: Conro couldn't read and brought out the wrong damn card,
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  Speaker 1: so cleofas big Buck Riggings hollered out had it made
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  Speaker 1: gil mode and that when Conro say, hell no, that's wrong,
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  Speaker 1: he said, you didn't read it wrong. And that when
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Cleo say that was on there. I'm the only one
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  Speaker 1: around here who can read anyway. Anyway. And now when
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  Speaker 1: Conro said, I didn't made a mistake in the actual
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  Speaker 1: winner was Sassi Lula Belle Conning word from the Conning
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  Speaker 1: word plantation. So they put the head wrap on the
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  Speaker 1: wrong person and rewrapped the head of Sassa Lula Belle.
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  Speaker 1: I brought all this to let you know you are
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  Speaker 1: not the first person to make a mistake in Black history.
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  Speaker 1: That didn't really make a mistake. You understand what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: So that's just a little known Black history history. Most
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  Speaker 1: about me, all of them. Well, I read up on
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: What's going That's eighteen nineteen Plantation Quean Beauty page. I
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  Speaker 1: have time for one. Charon, South Carolina for Dhlis for
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Dohlis Castro Fors for Dophlis. Castle was a slave who
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  Speaker 1: was being bought from Africa on a slave ship. Big Strong.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: He ate to his change. He ate to his change
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  Speaker 1: and escaped and dove overboard and grabbed one white woman
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: on the way. Ove overboard and grabbed the captain's wife,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: swam to shore on an island. The woman in mind
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: for Duflis to drift so much that they had several
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: babies on the island. That island became populated. That island
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: is currently known as Cuba. To escape extradition back to
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Afge for Dovelis, Castrophus named has renamed himself fide Castle.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: You're listen, and coming up next at the top of
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: the hour, we're gonna talk about former nick star Charles
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Oakley being ejected from Madison Square Garden. He was ejected
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: from a basketball game. He was playing. No no, no,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: no no. He was a spectator. But we'll tell you
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: about it at the top of the hour. Whatever going on,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I want to send a shout out to my boy.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Oh straight out of Cleveland. Baby grab us if you
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: want to grab us at the game on no public event.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: That ain't what we do. We cleave it went down,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: run that break lunchtime day. You got to lunchtime day. Hello, Hey,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to speak to UHC to Alan. It is Alan?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Who is this? Hey? Alan? Yo? This Derek man took
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: us out. Bro. You are Rachel's Rachel's husband, right, yeah, yeah,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: summer wrong no no, no, no, no, no no. I
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: work at this like I said this, Derek, Now, I
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: work with your wife, Rachel, right you you you are
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: supervisor or something. I mean, just this about work something.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I mean. She's doing a good job and everything. She
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: ain't back oh no, no, no, everything is straight, man,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with the job. Everything is cool with
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: the job. This this right here, man, is like what
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I noticed. Man. And if you know, it just seems
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: like every single day, you know, while she's on her
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: lunch break, it seems like you know, you would call
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: and and and uh and then blocked up the whole
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: hour of her lunch break. And actually, you know, just
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: be real, man, I'm just trying to come correct with you.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: It just seems like you just cut in on all
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: the time that I have that I had with her.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: What what whoa whoa whoa whoa? Hold hold hold up on,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: hold up, hold up, broke way you what are you
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: doing at lunch with my lady sons? Like I said,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you know, we're just we're just spending time, you know,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: doing lunch time. But it just seems so rude. You
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: know that rude? Rude you you? Okay, First of all,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: that's my lady. Okay, I can call her whenever the
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like calling that. That's what I pay for
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: them phone, Jill. I bought that iPhone five I could
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: get about please all right. Secondly, you ain't got no
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: business be in with a married woman alone at lunch.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: This ain't no date. You're supposed to be at work. No,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: we are at work. We call, like I say, we
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: call workers. You know, it just seemed like half the
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: whole time I'm sitting in front of her, you know,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: we're supposed to be having lunch together, and she talking
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: to you the whole Uh. But what's what's your name? Beta? There?
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Derek there? All right, Derek? You work at the same building. Okay,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: you you would work right now? Huh? Yeah? I mean yeah,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I mean you'll work in the same flow. Because I
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: can't come and see you. You You games about to jump
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: off way way different for you, straight up. Okay, So
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: let let me ask or something. Man, what is the
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: big deal? Understand? Okay, you're act like you don't see her.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: You look like you don't see her when she gets home,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: you know, so why is this so important that you
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: waste a whole hour of lush and holding up and
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: you wasted ain't I'm talking to my lady, Okay, you
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: understand that. Why don't you go out and get and
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: then you ain't got to worry about sitting up in
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: front of me. Lady, that's my wife. I walked down
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: the hour with that. We got kids, we got a house.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: We take care that he helped me hold it down
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: on this you you you ain't. You know it's like
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: you you don't ever want to come in and do
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: but they got to always want to come into somebody else? Wife,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: And why why don't you do this? Take take this
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: advice and see what it works. Have works for you.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Go to club, church, library, grocery, stole, whatever, the find
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: your dad and you get you a chick. You gave
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: her for a minute, you called her for a minute.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: You romance up for men. That's what real men do.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. That's what I did. That's
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: how I got my my Rachel. That's tough. That's my heart.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: You're trying to sit up there in front of lunch
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: with us every day for the past year I'll tell
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: you what, bro, It may not be today, it may
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: may get the mark, but soon soon you're gonna see
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: me me. You're gonna have none of this phone conversation.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a face to face through all of man.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to come between y'all at all. All that, okay,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Like I'm saying, I'm not trying to comment tween y'all.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, it is every day you call him, man,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: what do you want wife to talk to every guy day?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: That's what I really, dude, you know most about that
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: because you was You ain't no real all you know
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: about it trying to highlight some treat. You don't know
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: what it is to put in work like a real man, dude,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: to actually hold down a home, pay the bills, everything,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: the family, the kidding, fixing the yards and fences, and
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: you don't know nothing about that. All you know about it,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: you know roach wife can't even go to work. But
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I like you trying to step ahead. And I don't
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: mean no guy because but that's okay. Like I promise
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: you I'm gonna be there. You're gonna see me, and
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna see you. You know, I'll tell you what
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: this house is gonna go. It may not be the knight,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: but it's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: and then, you're gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: and I can't what's what's your site? Heard me? I
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: would come see you by tomorrow? Son? I mean you Derek.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: That's your name, right, Derek name? My name is there? Yeah?
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: You don't. I always want to keep smiling face in
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: my wife's face. I deal Rachel when I see it.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: He can Please believe that. Please believe that talked to
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: about a little friend at lunch and like the hell
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: getting my nup anyway. I got still know how to
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: rate your phone. But that's besides the moone y'all. Ain't
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: that cool? I don't think. I ain't never heard of
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: no dance before the day. And what's sudden you're calling
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: me talking about you was at lunch every day with
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: wife and you know I don't it's a friendly runch date.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Just word it. Really, I don't know how you just
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: do friendly? I know about all that. You ain't fueling me.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: You got know like you who pray on very women
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: all the time because they like you. But that's like
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I said, it's gonna change issue. Okay, Doug. Here's here's
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: what you don't know. What you all know is is
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Tommy Tommy be pushing off on the more than mem Tommy.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Tommy is always pushing for her to only one you
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: need to be worried about. You left Tommy. Who who
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: the dog dog dog? Nephew Tommy. Man, check this out.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Your wife Rachel got me to prank phone called you.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Oh y'all? Did this May? He I shouldn't come down
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: to May I am now was gonna you know, and
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, burn that building down. You don't even
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: know her, Tommy. Is this reprediction? Somebody gonna you up
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: for real? Y'all? You just played much man, y'all trip
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: it hey, man? Check it out. You gotta tell me
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: this man, what is the baddest radio show in the lane?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, you're listening to
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Former Knicks star Charles Oakley
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: was forcefully removed from his seats at Madison Square Garden
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: and arrested after an altercation. Uh near team owner James Dolan.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Oakley shoved security guards before they pulled him away from
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: his seat behind the baseline during the first quarter of
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: the Knicks one one fifteen lost to the l A
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Clippers last night. Fans chanted Oakley Oakley in support of
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Charles Oakley as they were taking him away. Fifty three
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: year old Oakley, of course played for the Knicks from
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: helping them reach the NBA Finals. He has a poor relationship.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't know this. He has a poor relationship with
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the team because of his criticism of Dolan. The Madison
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Square Garden chairman. Charles Oakley came to the game tonight
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: and behaved in a highly inappropriate and completely abusive manner,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: the Knicks wrote in a statement on Twitter. They tweeted this.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: He has been ejected and is currently being arrested by
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: the New York City Police Department. He was a great
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: nick and we hope he gets some help soon. What hell?
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: What Nick? That's that's their version? Yeah, exactly, exactly. First
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: of all, Charles Oakley is from Cleveland, Okay, And what
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: does that mean? We different? Sixty? Why did you push
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: the man? See? If all you gotta do is look
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: at the video. What's you put your hands on? Charles Oakly?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: See not all is talking is over right? Because the
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: security guard would up and put his hands on him.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Look at his mouth, get off me. He pushed the dude.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: The dude come back over there and touch him again.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: He damned it, pushed him out on the floor. Is big, big,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: and and and in Cleveland we called him a big country.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: He played ball with the generation behind me at John
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Hey High School. Okay, so you know, yeah, he here
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: and my little dude, Kiki Walker played on the same team.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: That's how I've been known Oakley for years. We've been cool.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: We gamble out in Vegas. I don't gamble like Oakley, Okay,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: gamble like he's trying to Hey for stuff. But that
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: gambling just to have the crowd was with Oakley though.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: All you gotta do is look at it. Man. They
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: just they always try to make it like he needs help. Man.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: You can't put your hand on grown me. And I
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: keep telling y'all, y'all get to doing this the corporate way.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: You cannot put your hands on grown men and grown
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: men because they don't like that. You can't put I'm sixty,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: you can't touch me. You can ask me to leave,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: they say, probably go on and go. Because I got
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: a little big shots family on the dome. I got
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: too much. I can't swing back, is the touching. Yeah,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: but I got six people with me who do swing,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: and I paid to spear, but I'm not gonna do.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I can't go to jail right now because I'm just
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: ever or ever. Yeah, I don't look good in jail.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I don't you know. I don't like all right, introduced
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Msthan and after MS and we're going to find out
• 34:23
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• 34:33
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you a little bit more about that open situation.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: This is antributed news, Okay, Alabama, Santa Jeff Sessions has
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: been confirmed as our next U s. Attorney General, marking
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the end of a bitter debate, including what happened the
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: night before last one Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell uh
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: silence Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren and she was reading a
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: letter written by Coreta Scott King back in six where
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Mrs King accused the Sessions of harboring racist attitudes. Now
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: McConnell Q Santa Warren a Viole aid in this arcane
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  Speaker 1: a Senate rule that says you can't impugne the character
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: of a colleague, but democratically the Chuck Schumer says, McConnell's
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: action was uncalled for. Senator Warren wasn't hurling wild accusations.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: She was reading a thoughtful and considered letter from a
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: leading civil rights figure. And of course McConnell insisted that
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Jeff Sessions is a fair man. Ivn't had a decision yet,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: but courts seemed to be so political, and in any case,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: McConnell insisted the Jeff Sessions it was a fair man,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: that he could, he wouldn't do any wrong, and everything
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: was right with him, that he saw people as people,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: no matter what color they were. It was inevitable with
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: a GOP majority in the Senate. The vote was fifty
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: two to forty seven. The nomination was confirmed and Jeff
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Sessions to be sworn in later on. Today, Democrats are
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: questioning whether Attorney General Sessions will do anything at all
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: to protect the rights of nardis or gays. They also
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: worry about sessions tough stance on illegal immigration New England,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: parts of North through some Atlantic states being blanketed today
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: with white major snowstorms hitting those areas, leaving cumulations of
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: anywhere from four to eighteen inches depending upon the locale.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: And yes, it was the opposite of cold at Madison
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Square Garden last night because former nick Star player Charles
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Oakley got so hot after it was thrown out of
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: the garden last night, charged with assault after leisurely yelling
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: at team owner James Dolan, pushing and tussling security. Charles.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Hopefully he's a bothering something. They eat security in the
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: big way. Security is there, hopefully now being taken off on.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: This is an ugly thing to see. If I was
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: a guy who played here for over ten years who
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: turn Quaire Oakley and then the organization have not seen
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: eye to eye recently. Oakley very critical about them. What
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: happened to me and four friends went to the game
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: to night to watch Nickson and Clippers get their sit down,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: trying to have a good time. Next thing I know,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I asked, I will ask to leave the building, that's why,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: And he said that's what you have to leave me
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: because someone ordered to leave. And I'm like, I've been
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: here four and a half minutes. I'm a Knicks fan
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: played him in ten years. I love the Knicks, I
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: love New York. I wish him all the luck on
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: the basketball court. And I won't know why I'm not
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: welcome into the garden. And that's what touched it off.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: They embarrassed him in front of four friends. Also, you know,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: you bring your friends, say oh, let's go watch a game,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: and they did tell you to get up after four minutes.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: So not only where did they tussle later, but first
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: they started by embarrassing him in front of his friends.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: And Oakley, yeah, does have a contentious history with Dolan.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: He's been excluded from invitations and tributes reserved for former players.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Apparently that team slogan once and Nick Always, and Nick
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: hasn't applied to Oakley. He's maintained the Dolan doesn't like
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: his honesty, his bluntness, and he recently told The New
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: York Times that the owner has refused to even consider
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: a reconciliation with him, had him removed. The owner needs
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: a real problem. They touched him. Once you touched this man,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell y'all no more can not us. After
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: the fight, the Knicks went on a ten oh runcause
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: they need it. I support they lost the game, like
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: the crowd, yeah, yeah, and they were saying it's not
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: worth it. Old please, you know, don't worry about it.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: It's not worth it. Um. Phil Jackson went tried to
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: calm it down. Chris Rock was there, and Chris Rock
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: went back into the tunnel. He was like, what's going
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: on here? What happened? Why are you doing this to
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: the man? So yeah, clearly the crowd was in the
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Oakley's favor. Didn't know why he was asked to get up,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and he didn't know either, And he said he wanted
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: to just meet with Dolan behind closed doors, just him
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: and Dolan. But Dolan's not gonna go for that. Cleveland,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: don't go back there. When you come out, you ain't
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: gonna look like Dolan. All right, thinking and coming up
• 38:59
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• 39:06
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• 39:13
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• 39:16
  Speaker 1: what he's going to talk about? Now, I haven't seen
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: of you. We ain't. That's going to be a problem. Yeah,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: if you haven't seen him. I'm not just keeping well,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: not just black and white. Ain't that simple? It's fad
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: to tell me, bring me out step that's that's bring
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  Speaker 1: bring me No accolades. You ain't got No, you ain't
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: got no credits. What you're do? We call you the butterfly.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: That's it. You ain't got no accolades. Accolades are called credit.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Good morning to everyone, Stephen Tommy Shirley College Jr. Very good.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: So I got some things for you for the Butterlock
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Butterfly block today in its National Chocolate Day. Okay, get
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: you some good chocolate. But it's Eminem's Rec's snickers. Um,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: hey day baby, roof. It's this cigar all day in
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: the Cayman. So you're gonna we're gonna smoke all together. Nope,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: pup pasts fast. We should just smoked the same one.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Since I don't really smug, that's not a cigar. Okay,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: very well, and it's our so Junior, I wanted to
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: ask you this. Today is reading the bathtub Day, so
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you how you like your bath water.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I don't even read. I ain't reading years I was
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: for I was gonna read to you. That's why I
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: want to ask you about the bath water. No, man,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: so do you take bath? Said I, I shout, that's
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: not reading the shower, it's reading the bathtub day. You don't.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I don't even bathe? Ye, So they had in the bathtub.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: So you don't sit in the tub with roads petals
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: and the candles floating. No, I don't do that most
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: adult me and don't know. Ain't you gonna burn yourself
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: with whatever? So Junior, anyway, I have prepared your your
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: day here with some floating candles and some chocolate since
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: it's National Chocolate Day in the bathtub so you can
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: have a wonderful time. Because it is now reading the
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: bathtub day. So now that thing is what do you
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: want read to him? Gene. I'm just gonna be honest
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: with you. Man, if I get in that bath TI,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna dry. I mean, that's on the option I have.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have to Now. I ain't gonna be
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: able to lead out of because I'm up on murder charge. Now,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I don't don't do this to me. Lady in the
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: red it's here from she's a probation office. I learned
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: that yesterday and not hell nobody in front of health
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: because she got to tell the truth. I lie jr.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I can read Gone with the Wind to yell as
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: well as um that's allowed. Buck. We're gonna be an allie.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I mean you're gonna be in there by your sip
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: the color her bolt, which is another lie one. Oh,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: unless you want some nursery bucks. I don't even want
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: to do this with all your books tied to black history,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: more stuff for Going with the Wind black Well, they
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: had a moment and now it had a black history moment.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: We hate. Yeah, I did a lot of them. But anyway,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: National Chocolate Day, PiZZ today as well as read in
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: the bathtime Day, So pick one to do today? All right,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: thank you, Butterfly. Coming up, we're gonna hear about speaking
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: of you Junior in your love life and everything. We're
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: gonna hear about it, how you're faring in it here.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you for the sweets. I don't know, I'll be back.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. Get it together, Bella, Yeah,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I am happy. Valance carry it out and we have
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: an argument with a woman from Bermuda by which Alan
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: is the nicest. She says Caming is number two. Bermuda
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: is number one, but said it in the Caming out
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: of though, yeah, I've been to both of them. Well,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: we can probably find out from Junior because uh, you
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: know his love life jumping. Yeah, we're gonna now from
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: j because Junior is actually over here. Date. Yeah, thanks
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: to conference. Sweet, stop, let's see now I can actually
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: afford to go on the day because stay here. Let's
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: all right, you so listening? Uh so? Uh you know
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: it's snowing right now in the Northeast. You know, school
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: was just closing in New Jersey and New York. We
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: in the came and yeah, right, so I don't want
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: them forget They can get down here and get the
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: same look. But I've been getting thanks to conference. Sweet. Look,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. What's happening. I'm gonna tell
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: you right now. It's gonna be a lot of pressure
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: on American women right now, because if you don't have
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: an accent, I ain't interest off the top. I'm not
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: even gonna turn around if it's sounded like English. Because
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: last night I had a wonderful date with this wonderful
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: lady I had met down here on the island, and
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: we went to this nice Asian fusion restaurant called Miss
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Zoo Zoo. Miss Zoo. You know, I had some Mongoldian beefs.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: She had some flounders that or something like that. And
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: then she fed me. Yes I'm talking about I ain't
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: have a had nobody take a spoon to my mouth.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah me, dog, I'm telling you off the top now
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: here the part that got me when I picked up
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: When she picked me up, I walked outside. She opened
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: the car door for me from the inside. Now, when
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: we left the restaurant, I walked up to her dough
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: put that in. If she reached around and opened my
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: door again, I said, this could be the one, you know,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: because she opened the door. Because she opened the door
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: for me. You know, I ain't no woman opened note
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: dough for me. Ever, it just felt good. I did
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: it for her. She did it for me. We went out,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: had some drinks over at the wall pump. I don't
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: want to have drink the pump. Now hit a cod pop.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: After we find having a drink, I'm about to pay
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: for the bill. She said no, I would leave the tips.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: I said, that's for you. I choked, and then she
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: took me for a nice walked down the beach to
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: holding hands, holding hands. I'm just out here just looking
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: at stars and just daydreaming. All that's possible if you
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: come down here instead to come sweet, because I'm telling
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: right now that dinner I know for that great time.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: My head was about four hundred and fifty dollars American.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I found that on the bill is said one thirty six.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know the conversion factor, but I paid a
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: really nice time, and I could do all that because
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I'm at conference week right wonderful time. But if you
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: got an accent, I'm telling you, I'm not turning around.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: You ain't got accent. I ain't even looking at you.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: You gotta have something sound odd to me that I
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: turn around for that WK Yeah, I got that. You
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: just say, hey, Jilior, I'm not even looking at you. Okay,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: So this ain't gonna get a right here, Junior, Joe,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Junior angry person, Junior, Hey, what's up there? Crank phone
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: coming up? There, you're listening, I'm here, cat my bad. Yeah,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: prank phone call coming up. No, we up, We're alive. No,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: see we up. You're down here. I just met a
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: brother from Chicago. I'm gonna put him on the radio.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Yeahla told me that's a good idea. Yeah. I just
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: met a brother down here from Chicago Southside. Yeah, and Uh,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: we're down here in the Caymans and we're gonna talk
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: to him maybe about thirty minutes. Steve, we do nothing
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: on I'm just here. I'm here for jokes that I'm doing.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: If you don't like jokes, don't listen to this show
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: right here. And I'm not apologizing to nobody else about
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: no more damn jokes. I tell you, thank you, so
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: if you don't like my jokes, don't listen to my show.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I made my last apology to anybody about the jokes
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: out a kid, I'm not doing it no more. Don't
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: ask me you got a joke now or you find
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: out something. No I got one of y'all want to
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: listen to? Yeah, Frank dream me. Um, I'm coming up
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: and dreaming of your wife right now. Sometimes it's true.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Sometime Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Winston. He
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: wants some how you're doing. Man. If it's Kevin Man,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I actually, Uh, I work with your wife writteny we
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: we we we met a couple of times man at
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Uh at the job. I think you might have been
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: taking at a lunch of somebody I work like on
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: on the floor above. Hey, what's up, dude? Are you
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: doing today? Man? I'm doing good? Man? All right? What's up? Yeah? Yeah,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you, man, and I
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: had something personal. I wanted to hi, let you about
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: you know, personal? Yeah, what personally? Like what dude? Well,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: who is who is this? My name is Kevin? Like
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I said, Uh, I work. I work on the on
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: the seventh floor. Your wife is on the sixth. But
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: you know we met a couple of times, right, Yeah,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I know you said that. I'm trying to picture your faith.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: What's up though, don't mean what's up? Okay? You're uh?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: How how is you and Renee's relationship going? Man? What
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: how's y'all's relationship going? What they got to do? What
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: you do? I mean, I mean y'all, y'all. I mean,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just y'all been getting along and they need meet
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: me and Renee? Fine, but what they got? Hold on,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. You said you want to talk
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: to me about some person. You got some person by
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: my wife? Well the person I'm like, what what I
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: wanted to tell you, man, is that for some reason? Man,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I've been having uh off and on man every other day,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I've been having these dreams at night, see dream like
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: what do well? Every one of these dreams, man, renee me?
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: You them really? So? So? You you work with my wife?
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Right and you're calling my phone telling me you haven't
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: dreamed about my wife? Boy, just you know you dream
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: about my wife? Well? Is you know what? Don't work
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: about what you're working right now? No, I'm not a
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: word right now, but not not no, no, but nothing.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Don't be calling me telling
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: you said I have a dream about my wife. What's
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: going with you? My wife? What's your name? Kevin? I'll
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: tell you what. I'm on my way up there right
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: to hell now, No, I'm not at the job. I'm
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: not what you what you Let's let's let the get
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: up to why do you want? Let's face to faith
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: you you tell my number? Let you give me my number?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Answer my question? No, I asked what I asked one
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: of the guys at the job for your number, man,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: because doctor, you know I wanted to be man and
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: man and just talking to you, you know so yea,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting there. I have a conversation about my wife
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: on the job. Okay, you know what this is? Uh?
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: The show him on my call out, d right now,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let me call you right back. Let me
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, nothing to hold on? You called him?
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Come about you have to dream about my wife? Well, man,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just trying to be real with you.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: That's why I wanted to see. Yeah, and I appreciate that.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you too. I'm but I
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: wanted to do what you want to see how your
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: relationship is going. Man. Man, if you got say what
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: you gotta say, dude, Okay, because see, dog, if these
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: dreams keep it happening, it must be faith, man, it
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: must be to me and hug meant for each other. Down.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what you smoke. I
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: don't know who the hell you are. But I promise
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: you this. When I get off my job today, I'm
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: coming to whoop your and if I fought out that
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: you don' what have been calling my heart and hanging up?
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: You ain't got met fact, I tell you what don't
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: even work? Okay, Okay, well okay, look look look, let
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: me man, why is she and all my dreams? Man?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Why is she that? No? No, wyn you treat about
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: my why fun? Because you're shouldn't listen to that for
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: my wife? What kind of do is you? Man? He's
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: doing that? I get to the look at a wife
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: every day? What kind of work you do? Huh? You
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: know you're gonna flow? Is everyone? She can't beat me
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: for no? No, no, I'm in the accounting department. Man. No,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know legree were you for to be in
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: the book department? Is? It's about five more minutes? Man,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: don't you don't understand that? It's got to be fake
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: if she keeps showing up, you know, and you know
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: what up? Hollohol? What what is your last name? Dude?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I got your number? You say you work on the
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: seventh flow or the second from before you work on?
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I work on the seven flour? That ain't what? You
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: ain't got something to do? It's on last name? My
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: last name? Well? Why is she showing up in my dream?
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Why is she kissing me? And my reasons? Man? I
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: don't let him tell you something. I don't know what
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: the hell kind of dreams your has happened? But when
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I beat you up. You gonna swear guards, you gonna
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: with the mother with the king dreams? You understand me
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: when I get to your job tomorrow morning, I don't
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: give it. Who do you call? Let's believe it would
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: be outside waiting for you, because making love to me. Man,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: in these dreams, it's just passionate man. Renee love me
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: and I love man. Let's I'm calling my wife's name,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: calling my wife's name? What? What what you want me
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: to call you? Do you know me? Do you say
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: you know me? Right? So you know why I am right?
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: A couple of times? Man? If you know what I'm calling, Renee,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: want to get up there? Call what? You tell you
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: my number? I don't get you my number? Dog, you
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: stop violent. I don't even want to tell you to
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: do they gave me to do your man to kill me?
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: That you having a dream sleeping and kissing. I'm a
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: wife till they gave you a number? Wife? Why is
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: your wife kissing me back? Why ain't you kissing me?
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Dream about my wife? And I'm for the car? She
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: would I got up with you? We need that. You
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: can't you have anything else? You want to say that
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: in case so so so what I'm supposed to do
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: when I'm sleep and she show up, I'm supposed to
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: your wake up. I don't give what you're doing yourself
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: For all I care. I'm gonna call you're a three way?
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: What Renette? I want you to tell me what all
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: the phone? Hey? Man, I don't even want to go
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: through that. I thought we could call and talk reasonable
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: life like me and dog. If we don't talk about
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: there what wild? Come see me face to face right now.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: You're coming on the phone. Come see me right now?
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Come see me like the hell now where you met?
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I come see you. You ain't got away show gad
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: come see you don't want to do it? Man, I'm
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: gonna take some sleeping for your so I can get
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: back to my dream. You couldn't take this floop because
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: what you're about to take that I got. I got
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: everything I need to know. I will be on the
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Severn floor to my way for you. I got a
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: special delivery for your You understand? Yeah? What what? What?
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Let me call her first? Hey, I'll call Renee cause me.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Don't you call me? How to hear you get unumber?
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Either way? How do you get my wife's number? And
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: let me Rene Renee called me. Man, she calls you.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, my wife's called you. So you wanna tell
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: you know? Okay, okay, let me say this though to you.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Let me say this to you. Wants to your wife
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: called me and she wanted me to call you. Oh
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: my oh my wife told you to call me. Right,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: come right, but but but but listen to me. Whist
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: what my wife don't call no, she she wanted me
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: to call you. I'm nephew timming from the Steve Harvey
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Morning and Show. Y'all wrong for that? Y'all roll for
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: that doll? You know now you're wrong for that. Dog
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: you go to whoever came I'm hot to there? Dog? You?
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Oh man you, oh man, hey man, I got one
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: more thing to Ash Winston. What's the baddest that? I mean,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. You already know
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: what the business is. Man to Steve Hardy Morning to Show.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Buggle up
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: a whole long time, Thank you, nephew. Subject. How can
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I get my parents to break up? Yeah? How can
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I get my parents to break up? Good morning, Stephen, Shirley.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: My parents are miserable with each other. They have been
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: married for almost thirty years and can't stand each other.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: My dad had an affair a few years ago, and
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: once my mom found out, the affair ended. Shortly after that,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: my mom began having an affair. My mom's affair has
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: been going on for a couple of years. When my
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: mom's affair first started, I hoped it was just a
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: payback for my dad's a bear, but it has seemed
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: to be more serious now. I thought my parents marriage
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: would have ended by now, but nope. My dad has
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: a great job and makes great money and showed does
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: my mother. But my dad falls short in other areas.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: He would rather pay someone to do housework instead of
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: doing it himself, so when he tells my mom to
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: hire a plumber, she calls her boyfriend over. Her boyfriend
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: has a great job and makes great money as well,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: but he comes by the house to fix things for
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: my mom. He also does things, does the things for
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: my mom that my dad won't do, like take her
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: on dates and trips, and according to my mom, her
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: boyfriend is better in bed. How do I advise my
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: parents to get a divorce? Please help? I'm shocked at
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: everything in this letter, I really am. Yeah, you're definitely
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: your kind of let her Steve. Let's start with the
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: fact that you know so much about the inner workings
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: of your parents relationship. Why are you in their marriage
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: and their business like this? I don't get it. I mean,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: you know about their affairs when they ended, when they started.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: You know about their financial situations, how much money they make,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: and the fact that the plumber you know this, that
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: the plumber is better in bed than your dad. It's
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: just too much. Uh, it's too much to know about
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: your mom and dad. Who wants to know about their
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: mom and dad and who they date and sleep within
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: all of that. I almost couldn't get past that. Uh,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: why do you know so much? I mean, who's telling
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: you all this stuff? I know your mom's gotta be
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: telling you some stuff, but I gotta ask you, don't
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: you have a life of your own? Because they seem
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: your mom and dad, they seem to be okay with
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: this arrangement. They're living separate lives with people other than
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: each other, and they probably should get a divorce. They should,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: but only they can make that decision. You can't make
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: that decision for them. So if you want me to
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: help you. I'm just telling you at this point stay
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: out of their stuff. It's just stay out of it. There,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: ground Steve. Well, you know I specialize in these type
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: letters because this letter is laced with ignorance. So once
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: the letter has ignorance in it, the response should be
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: of the ignorant nature. Why I justify this with therapeutic conversation,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Bible verses and all this help. Let's just get to it.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: My parents are miserable with each other. They've been married
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: almost thirty years and they can't stand each other. I
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: got an aren't uncle that just like that? They hate?
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: They don't can They can't stand each other. They hate
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: each other. We used to go to the y'all family
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: union and they would sit away from each other and
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: just look over at each other and just sneer at
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: each other and say hateful stuff. I can't stand his hands,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: look at him losing his hair, stomach, big stomach, he
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: looked like in nine Moms. And we heard all of it,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: so that ain't nothing new. They can't staying each other.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: My dad having a fair a few years ago. Then
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: once your mom find out their fair ended. Shortly after that,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: my mom began having an affair. Now you thought it
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: was just paid back. It was paid back. You know
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: women nowadays, you can't do a woman any kind of way.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: She got the right to do something too, So you're
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: having a fair now, this woman having a fail the
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: problem you think. You think your father's affair has ended. Uh,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: he just went and got another one. It may have
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: ended with her, but he didn't went and got another one.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: He just found the slick away to hide it. Now,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: your mama then started home the fase she got Two
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: people been married thirty years, can't staying each other and
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: both of them having a fair. All right, Then you
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: get down to the letter. I thought my parents marriage
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: would have ended by now, but nope. My dad has
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: a great job and great money, and so does my mother.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: All right, we got two people making great money. That's
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: not good because they can do whatever they want to do.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: But my dad falls short in other areas. He would
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: rather pay someone to do housework instead of doing it.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: I object to that right there, that you just said,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: because I must be your daddy, because I am not
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: doing no damn housework. I told my wife when we
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: got married, I said, listen, everybody, I can give you
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: anything you want this world. Don't ask me to sweep
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: or damn thing. Don't they ask me to wipe off
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: no counters, don't ask me to hang up no clothes.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't vacuum and I don't even know where to
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: vacuum matting the house. I don't know, don't. I swear
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: to God, I don't. I don't. I don't understand. I
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: was downstairs in my man cave and discovered we had
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: a laundry room. Been living there seven years, like actually
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: to day. I didn't know we had a damn larger room.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: I didn't know where they washed the clothes at. I
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: just know I didn't you know you got clean clothes. Yeah,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I discovered the large never seen it. I saw the door,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: but I never opened it. So you make great money
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: so you don't have to do housework. So if she's
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: trying to blame that on your father that he falls
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: short in the housework, they make great money. And if
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: two people making great money, you can hire somebody to
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: do that. It's people who love to do cleaning self.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I support small biss. My wife asked me on time,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: why do you lay your clothes in the cloths Because
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: I'm producing jobs security. If I hang up the damn clothes,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: what is she gonna do when she gets Steve, why
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: don't you wash your plate off? You put it in
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: the scene? What you just put it in the dirty?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: What does she do? Why am I doing that? If
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I got do have your job, then I need to
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: pay you half the month. Okay, I see, we don't
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: have a problem. So now Marjorie understands that about me.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: My husband don't do housewood, so I have to go
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: with that. So when he tells mom, so instead of
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: doing the housework himself, he tells my mom at the
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: high plumber she called her boyfriend over. Her boyfriend is
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: diplumba right there? Let him? Now, plumbers don't just do pipes.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: What they do? Say something? And then we got to
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: go to break and come back. Yeah, the almost pluge
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: that would do it. We'll be back with part two
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: if Steve's response to the Strawberry letter, how can I
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Get my parents to break up? We'll be back at
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: eighteen after the hour you're listening, Steve Hard We're back
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: in the middle of this Strawberry letter, the subject how
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: can I get my parents to break up? Part two
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: of Steve's response, what was your problem with plumbers in
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: the plumb? All right, come on, Steve, let's go through
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: this letter. How can I get my parents to break up?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: It was written by a child, a daughter of parents
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: who have been married for thirty years. They can't stand
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: each other. The dad had an affair that supposedly ended,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: then the mom had an affair. Now they're just coexisting
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: and the child wants them to break up, and the
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: mother's affair is currently going on as we speak. Let
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: they think that the father's affair has ended, That fair
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: hasn't ended. He didn't got another one. You just need
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: to notice. Uh, the man is a plumber. He does
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: things that your dad won't do. The mom's boyfriend, the
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: mom's boyfriend takes her own trips and and and and dates.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: And according to my mom, her boyfriend is better in bed.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know what mother is having this conversation with
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: their daughter, but all y'all need therapy. I recommend the Dr.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Field Show. She don't come on my show because I don't.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't go to school for that. How do I
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: advise my parents to get a divorce? Here's what you need. See.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to hear yourself. Like when people come
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: on my talk show, I send them on dates and
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: then I record the dates so women cannot understand why
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: they're not getting asked out. Twice, I take a camera
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: on the date and I let the woman see how
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: they are on the date, and you can see the
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: women's faces just going wild. I said that that's how
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: it looks. You have an iPhone camera. The next time
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: your mom and daddy is talking, record the conversation. The
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: next time you see your mama with her boyfriend feeling well,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: not all of no feeling. The next time you hear
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: about your daddy with his woman, feel me and set
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: it down and play your parents talking to one another.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Then show your daddy his wife's video with her man,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: and then show your mama your daddy's video with his girl.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: This is a divorce because some people have to see it.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: See some people stay married just so they can say
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: they're married. Now you're talking to somebody who knows how
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: to get out. Take your time. This is what we've
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: been working up to. You, on the other hand, know
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: how to get out. A matter of fact, a lady
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: that stalks me all the time, she's a stalker. She's
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: on all my Instagram, Facebook, and she just hates me.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: I can't stand you. She called me every day on
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Facebook and Instagram to tell me she can't stand me. Oh,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: she posted every day I can't stand you. I used
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: to block them. She created another one. She just called
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: me every day, tell me she cased it. Then she
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: told me she said, I don't know how you ton
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: wrote a relationship books and you on your third marriage. Finally,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: I just let her know. That means I know how
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: to get somebody you on hand or by your damns.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: And if I had to get a fourth one, I
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: could probably get a fourth because you're real cute at
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: the bank. So now you just can't stay with a
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: person and be miserable. You could be miserable by yourself,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: or you could be happy by yourself, or you just
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: be by yourself with each other. It's y'alling putty in
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: thirty years. People always say, well, I hate to give
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: up thirty years. My question to you is, do you
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: want thirty more years of what you just hate? Then
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: go get a divorce. You ain't catholic, just go get
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: the divorce. But that's their decision, not so it's not.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: It's my decision. You wrote me figures figure up to
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: the plumber than him. Do you hear your nephews here?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Big ups to the plumber. Somebody one putting in all
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: the work. What's you from? Yes, you don't see this?
• 1:07:33
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• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: get it together now, you fellas. Valentine's Tuesday. Get your
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: man right. Don't be like me the other day. Oh boy,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: But in your world though, it's Valentine's Day every day, Steve, really,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: but I know it doesn't matter, but it's always Valentine's
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Day in your life it is. Yeah, Marjorie, come on
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: for me. But as a man, I can't forget the day.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: You can't because I still have to do something special.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: If I don't do something special, it's gonna be a problem. Yeah,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a problem. Skip what you did the
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: week before? And I was over here and I went
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: on that trip and I bought this. Ain't got nothing
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: to do with it. What have you done for me? Later?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: It's Valentine. So the other day she said, so, Steve,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: when am I gonna see you? I said, with Baby,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: I leave the came as. I gotta go straight to
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: uh l A. Oh that's right, I said, I'm taping
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: on Celebrity Family Feud. She said, okay, that's right, she said,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: So then when am I gonna see you? I said, so, Baby,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: as soon as I get through taping Family Feud, Celebrity
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Family Feud in l A, I gotta go right Chicago
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: because I gotta do the radio show on the talk
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: show as She said. Okay, but Steve, when am I
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: gonna see you? I said, Baby? The whole family is
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: doing Celebrity Family Feud the following week, So when you
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: come out there, that's I said, Baby, I gotta go
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: to work. She said, okay, I'm trying to help you
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: a little bit here. But I see right now you're
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: being stupid. So whatever my wife say that to me,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: I know something. I gotta pay attention. Yet, that's the
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: baby one of my missing she said. Okay, Steve, I'm
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: just gonna help y'all. Valentine's Day is two. Now I'm
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: asking you before you mess up and don't see your
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: wife on Valentine's Day or so. You worked it out,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: didn't you. I ain't worked it out. Check. Oh yeah,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I know. I gotta get something together. I just don't
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do because I got a problem.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Because I still don't know, I'm gonna say that's rude
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: number one. I gotta get something too. And here my
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: problem is I don't bother everything. I don't even know
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: what to get it no more. So now I gotta
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: figure out to see you. She said, Yeah, but that's
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: that's a trick some spectacl No, I can't do too
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: many more spectacles. Don't have to ail up alrighty, okay,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: she wanted to see you? Is how much of meat
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: you want to see? Yeah? I can get it done now,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: all right. Listen. We are live from seven Mile Beach
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: in the Cayman Islands. Comfort Sweets Choice Hotels coming up next.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: There's a couple here from Chicago. It is cold in
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Chicago right now. We have to hear their story. I mean,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: they have a fantastic story. We want to share that
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: story with you. Chicago in the building. Yeah, I'm head,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: I'll be in Chicago on Monday night. Okay, okay, Well,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: you know how you are. You know you're on vacation.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Sometimes you gotta follow your
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: own advice when you go on vacation. Yeah, don't do
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: nothing that you don't normally do. You always say that
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: you ain't ever rolled the moped, don't rint or damn
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: mo page the check you've ben takeing all the skin
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: off your body. If you ain't never been on the
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: boat on the kite over the ocean, don't get your
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: ass up in that kite over that ocean. Stuff. You
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: don't do. Good advice, You're win, sir. You don't even
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: really swim them good. Don't rent the sail boat in
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: back of the hotel in your ass k swim because
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: when it turned over, you gotta situation. What about scuba diving?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: You know they teach it here, Well, I don't want
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: to say nothing because they're in the water. But see
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: you over there learning how to scuba dive in the
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: swimming pool, and the swimming pool got sides on it.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: They're gonna drop your ass in that ocean. Ain't no
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: sides in the oceans, don't. All right. We're live from
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Comfort Sweets on seven Mile Beach and grand came in island.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: We have something really special for you because couple is
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: here and married couple. How to Chicago. You know, we
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: talked about different things all the time, but we were
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: sitting here at the pool doing the show and met
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: his brother, uh and his wife there at the pool.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: We're just talking. So his name is Johnny O'Neill. He's
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: from Chicago. He's from the Woods, from the Woods, baby
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: straight out the bottom. And uh, his wife is down
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: here and we got to talking and his name is
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: it's Johnny and Tiffany O'Neill and they down here. So Johnny,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: how you doing, man? I'm doing great. Brother, that's good.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: So tell us a little bit about this is your
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: first time to the Cayman, first time anywhere out of
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: the country. It's really a blessing and a humbling experience,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: just to even have the experience of being out of
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: the country. I never thought i'd be here. So this
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: is your first time out of a trip for me
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: was Indiana. That was me going out of town Indiana, Ohio.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: I'm on vacation, you know. So I ain't never been
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: anywhere since my wife's first time even on an airplane,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: which was uh and we've been together twenty years. Yeah,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: your first airplane, right, you were terrified, but it worked
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: out all right though. Huh you're almost pulled out. No no, no, no, no,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: I see you got to go. So you're over here.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: So this is your first time. You grew up in Chicago.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: What you do in Chicago? Well, right now, I remember
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: tween jobs. I did a lot of warehousing, but I
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: went to Barbara School, got a barbera license, and I
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: do a little barbering. But the market there for barber
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: is it's it's pretty competitive barber's everywhere, so you know,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: it really don't bring home the bacon, you know. So
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: I do anything I have to do to play my
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: part in the family role. You know, that's what it's about. Well,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: you grew up. Tell me a little bit about your
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: child hood. How'd you grow up? Oh? Man, my childhood,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: I had a wonderful mother. My mother name is Mattie O'Neill,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Garfia and woman. Um, but she didn't She tried to
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: instill the fearing us and her kids, but it didn't
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: work until we got a little older, you know, just hardheaded. Um.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: It was very worth what. We grew up poor. You know,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: we didn't know we was poor. But we had sandwiches
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: every night. So being a kid, the sandwich was good. Yeah. Um,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: we didn't have meat. It didn't bother us nothing. You know,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit there and act like you know,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: you know, growing up in Chicago it's rougher than itself.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm forty three. I'm glad to be here. Um.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: I've been shot a total of fourteen times in my life,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: pretty different times. Yeah, the Chicago streets there, it's a
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: drug man. You know, you just don't know how bad. Like,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: just being in the streets is worse than any addiction.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: It's worse than any alcohol. That's like the streets. That's
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: why our kids are died in the streets like they died,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: because they get a taste of being out there and
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: it's no rehab for that. It's no rehab for a hell,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: young guy, don't do that, you know. You know, everybody
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: like to talk a good talking. You know, it's a
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: it's a long time thing. You know. See, a lot
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: of people don't understand it. If you if you live
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: in a certain condition and this is all you know,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: like this is your first time out of the country
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: of the country. So now imagine if you pour, you
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: don't have money for airplane tickets, you don't get exposed
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: to anything else. You just live in the hood. Ain'tybody
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: showing you nothing else. You can't see nothing else, that
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: is nothing in the hood. And the things that you
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: see is not You shouldn't see it. That's what they
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: glorified in the hood. That makes sho that. Okay, it's
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: easy to do this than work hard exactly because you know, Johnny,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: because what happens to a lot of people is you
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: just adapt to your environment. And if that's all you
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: exposed to, then you start thinking, okay, well let me
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: make the best of this and vironment that I'm in. Right, So,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: now what do we do in the environment. Okay, they
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: have some violence over here, but they have some money
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: over there too. Okay, so now it goes together about
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: the valence and the money. It it becomes routine. It
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: doesn't supposed to be natural. Like the things that you
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: think that I'll consider a normal day. To somebody, they say, man,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: that's not normal. You know, it's not normal. You know
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Our kids down in the street. And
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: you know when your friend walk up and say, hey,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: you know so and so got killed last night, you
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: can't even shed a tear because the day before that
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: you lost a friend, and the day before that you
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: lost a friend. You don't even have a chance to
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: mourn a friend lost. It's already February and I'm twenty
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: friends gone already this year. You know. See. Now, for
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: the average person, you can't imagine this. And then your
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: solution for it is very simple. Why don't you just stop,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just get out? Why don't you go
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: somewhere else? But you did not really understand how crippling
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: poverty really is. And it's one thing to be to
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: be financially poor, but once you become mentally poor, poverty
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: becomes a state of mind. And now you exist in
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: financial poverty, but now you're mentally poor because you know
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: nothing but that, and people don't understand why the conditions
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: are there. That are no jobs in these neighborhoods, that
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: are no facilities in this neighborhood to better yourself. Now,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: all know local businesses, the local businesses are usually ran
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: by families and they hire families. But in our communities,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: the local businesses are cell phone shops, uh, chicken joints.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: It's nothing productive for you. You don't have anything positive
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: to look at and say, you know what, I want
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: to be inspired to do that. You know, we gotta
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: look to Steve Harvey on TV. But far as community wise,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: even in the community, it's shady. You know, I'm just
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: gonna keep it in one hundred. It's shady there. You know.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: You can't even trust, you know, the police. You can't
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: trust the church. Everybody have a hitting agenda or hind
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: a hitting motive behind why they're trying to do it.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: You know, the police can go to the gangs and
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: see who runs the games and say, hey, we got
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: politicians coming in to day. We'll we will take it
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: easier you guys for two weeks if y'all don't do
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: no violence, you know, for the people can think it's
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: like that. You know, this is like real talk, you
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, and people live this here
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: every day. You know. Uh, I lived in Chicago all
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: my life, Like I said on forty three, if it
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: wasn't for my wife, about seven years ago, she said, hey, listen,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: we need to move from Chicago. You're not gonna make it.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: We're not gonna make it, you know. And we've been
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: together twenty years. When I first met her, she said,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: you know, it's amazing to meet somebody to say to
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: inspire you, to say, hey, you can do better, and
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: guess what, you can also be better. And for the
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: first ten years I was like, no, I can't be
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: better this. You know how I'm gonna make my money.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this. She said, listen, I got you.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: You know you let all that that drug tad stuff
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: in the gangs. Have you let that go? And I
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: got you. We're gonna believe in God. And you know,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: I'm humble now sitting here. You know, I'm humble to
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: even be here to say, you know, hey, I had
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: somebody that believe in me. Like you know, I graduated
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: high school. It's not a lot of people be surprised.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of educated people in the neighborhood that's smart,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: but don't have the that out to show their brilliance
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: or show they to the outlets here. So they showed
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: a talent streetwise, that's right. They become drug dealers. And
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: the mathematics and the things that you have to do
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: that you know to be successful in the f field.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: If you apply that to a fortunate five hundred company
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: or any other business, now you will achieve greatness. But
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: you don't have the resources of anything like that to
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: even get it started. So you do what you have
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: to do. Because I'm ain concerned it. I had to
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: pay my rent, I have to feed my kids, you know.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: And it's not about the most expensive stuff. It's the
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: little with stuff. You know. A lot of people see
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: the reason we I asked him to come on, and
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: we thought would be a good idea of caller. Say
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: see we should put it wrong because she people need
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: to hear this. Not here's a man and woman been
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: together twenty years, never been out the country, the wife,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: never been on an airplane. Now they in the Cayman Islands.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Now they're on the Steve Harvey Morning shew, you actually
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: talking to eight point five million people. You're owning over
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: nineties cities, telling a story that needs to be heard worldwide.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: People don't understand how this is. You could easily say, see,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: I got out the hood simply because my mama bought
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: travel Host magazines. Some magazines used to buy kind of
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: like travel Host, and she bought them every time. You
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: know how they have magazines at the checkout town and
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: my father used to get mad at my mama for
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: buying the magazine. She said, I'm gonna let little Stevie
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: see something other than what he got to live. And
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: that's what I was going to the Barrier Reads of
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Australia when I was eleven. I was in the Caribbean.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: When I was well, I was I was in Jerusalem.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: I saw the Pyramids when I was eight, and all
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: the magazines kept me going, I'm gonna go see something
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: else because I didn't want to be in the hood
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: no more. I wanted to be look man, you know
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: I noticed. I don't want this to sound arrogant, but
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: I was poor, and even when I was living in
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: the car for three years from thirty to thirty three,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: all I wanted to do was be rich. I just
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: wanted to be rich because I was sick of being poe.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: I had had enough of poe. I don't know how
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: people find it so crazy they want to be rich
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: when you sick of being poor, what you're gonna do?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: But when I was a little kid, I just wanted
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: to be rich. I just want to have some money. Man,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: don't want Can I go to some of these places?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: My mama keeps showing me. Those magazines changed my life
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: because it exposed me. Yeah, I just saw something different
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: instead of just seeing the hood. You know, set out
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: there fighting all the time. That's how I became a
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: fighter because I fought all the damn time. But he
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: was in fight. So you're skinny like me, you gotta
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: learn how to fight. I was taking too many weapons,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: so I got in gold start fighting so I can
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: win some of these fights. But that got me out,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: and the magazine's got me out and not travel all
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: the time. And and now because of this right here,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: this ain't your last trip. Once you get exposed, you
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: can't go back. Exposure different from knowledge. You can google knowledge.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: You got to go get exposure. Once you get exposed,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: you will never be the same. You can't fly first
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: class and then walked past them seats no more like
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: you cain't do it. Like those forces that has the
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: blinders off, you can only see four. When you take
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: those blinders off, you can see what's around, you know.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: So we're just trotting alone. Let in life passed you
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: back because you don't you don't know nothing. You you're
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: just trying to get everything else. And we're gonna be
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: right back. We're gonna keep them on a little bit.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: We're talking, and you might even take the phone calls
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: right at there. You're listening to the Steve Harvey morning shows.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: You know, we were listening to Johnny and Tiffany O'Neil.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: We met Johnny pool side here at the Comforty and
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: sweets Um. We were just talking, you know, on the
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: just we we were me and Johnny. Will started talking
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: about cigars and I gave it one of my favorite cigars,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: which is a Koheba signal six. He said, wow, you know,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: and so we're just talking and then we just gouse,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: he's a man man. It's our first time out the country, Steve.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: And then we got talking to wife's first flight and
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: then you've been hearing from it. You know, it's important
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: to hear from people. See, I can tell you I'm
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: from the hood, but I'm so distanced from it it
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: don't even sound believable, you know, you t I tell
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: people I was homeless, lived in the car. They see
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: my life now they see me so far from it.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: You gotta hear sometime from somebody right down that's out here. Now.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: I got a wife, But a couple of things, he said.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: First of all, a woman. I keep telling dudes, man,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: and look, I would have done it every kind of
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: way you can do it. I haven't had one woman.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: Too many women outn't I don't. I didn't. I haven't
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: done it every which way you can do it. Ain't
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: nothing work out for me until I got it together
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: with a woman. Just one, just one. You just need
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: the write one. You can stop all this foolishness. A
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: woman can change your life, you know, guy told me,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: a woman is like elevator buttons. They can take you up,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: they can take you down if you get the wrong one,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: head into the base. But if you push the elevator
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: button and it's the right one, a woman man can
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: take you places you ain't ever ever thought you could go.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: And that's what happened with Johnny. He found a woman
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: that just got him up and got him out and
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: got him to thinking something else. So that that's one
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: of the things. The second thing is for everyday people
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: who cannot imagine why the hood is the way it is.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: You just don't know. Man, if there is no opportunity there,
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: what do you want these kids to do? They are
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: performing as they environment dictate, and until they can see
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: something else or we can change something in these neighborhoods,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: it will remain the same. I'm so looking forward to
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: making some changes in some areas in these inner cities
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: to help more young people. That's what the mentoring program
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: has been about for all these years. That's look, they
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: at my ranch. They was at my ranch all this weekend.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: I couldn't be that because I had to I had
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: to be somewhere else. I had two hundred boys out there.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: I had all my guys flying there, my friend brothers,
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: all of the speakers. Because and that was one. Now
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: guess what I'm doing another one in Junie, and this
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: time I'm going to Atlanta with two hundred and fifty boys.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: So we always trying to get something done. But unless
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: you give these young men and these young girls another
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: view other than the hood, the hood becomes dominant. You
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: gotta understand that. So quit sitting behind on your suburban
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: desk talking about you don't see why they won't do this.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do what do what man, unless
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: they're able to see something else. You know it is
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: And it's not about a handout or anything like that.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: It's like, show somebody how to get it. It's easy
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: to beg Like you see homeless people and you ask them,
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: you know, they ask for money and you say, hey,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: go do something. Show me how to get how you
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: got it, or show me how a way to provide
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: better for my family. Some people just don't know how
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: to get it, you know. Some people don't have the
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: like the like we say, you know, you get a
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: hook up once we meet somebody that show hook up.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not asking you for nothing, but say hey, it's
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: a job lead over there. You know it's I passed
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: a company that was harmed. Brother. You know, any of
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: that can help you know what I'm saying nothing, I'm
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: not gonna help him. Let them keep doing what they're doing,
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: you know, just help you know, people don't understand. If
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: you never taught the principles of success, success will elude you.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are, you grow up in
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: the suburbs. If you're not taught or shown the principles
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: of success, success will elude you. You have got to
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: be taught to principles. If your mother and father don't
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: know him, and the dudes on your block don't know him,
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: and your teacher don't know him, how about this, your
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: minister don't know him well? Well, in our communities, our
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: teachers don't care, you know, they're they're with your kids
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: more than your with them. And when you come home,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: when your kids come home, you have to do the
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: homework because they've been there all day and don't have
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: a clue on what the teachers been trying to teach them.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: And you have been to school in twenty years, so
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: how are you going to teach them? You know? So,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: so it's a pattern that that really needs to be
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: broke down and restructured. Right. You know, it's easy to say, okay,
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: this is the part I'm doing. It's easy to shove
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: some money out someway. It's easy to just get some
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: empty advice it's harder to get in there and roll
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: your sleeves up and be consistent in trying to teach
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: somebody saying, Hey, we're gonna do this together, and I'm
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: gonna be here until you get that right. You know,
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: you know, uh, I think it's great. I want to
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: thank you Johnny for stopping by. Man, are we getting
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: a lot of tweak talking about this interview? A lot
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: of stuff coming in, so appreciate you know, Jess, you know,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: each one teach one. You know what I'm saying, Let's
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: love each other. It's it's a possibility that everybody can
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: achieve greatness together. Absolutely. But here's the key for those
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: of us that understand even those who don't that are
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: well meaning people who ain't spent a day in the hood.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: I met a lady. I'm pretty sure she from the hood.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: They go to Haiti to help out did and hate it,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: But stop smacking people's hand down when they want to
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: join in. They may not be from the hood, but hell,
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: if they got a heart to help, why are you
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: you know, y'all, but he man, we we man, We're tripping.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: Were trippling with everybody in the White House right now.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: But hey, man, the White House ain't your God. President
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: Trump is not off now if you hadn't made it
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: thus fall, why you keep banking? Don't lie in the
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: fall apart because we got a different time of president.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: I like this in the fall apart. I don't care
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: who they put the White House. You're listening. Yeah, those
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: chicken always around. Well, one thing about it. You ain't
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: gonna be hungry in the Cayman because all these chickens
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: walking around here. I got three two chickens in front
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: of KFC the other day and they look comfortable. How
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: would I be damned? Seriously, I took a I took
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: a picture of two chickens walking in front of kid.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: They walk around. My father was living. All these chickens
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: be dead, my father killing a chicken. I went from
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: the kick from the country. My dad would be killing
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: chickens and selling chicken on the street. No tissary, chicken,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: fried chicken, chicken, chicken lanes. These chickens just walking around,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: and you cannot be hungry. The only damn chickens down
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  Speaker 1: just walking around. They don't run from your on the
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  Speaker 1: golf court treating away. One week you thought it was crazy,
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  Speaker 1: You thought it was crazy, like Junior, you've never dated
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  Speaker 1: a woman that was crazy? No, not me personally, but
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: a man. I prefer man. Yeah, a man was crazy
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  Speaker 1: in the sky. Seventy relationship sixty nine of them was
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: with crazy like crazy, right, don't you crazy? Guys like ladies,
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  Speaker 1: You can be crazy if you take care of yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Know what you cannot do? Just be crazy and crazy looking? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: crazy and fine if you take care of yourself. We
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  Speaker 1: can tolerate crazy for a little while. Then we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: find out we ain't got skill set for right. But
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  Speaker 1: so is there a limit? You know, like as comedians,
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  Speaker 1: you don't go over that edge of their limits. You're crazy?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you mean how crazy? Wan't crazy? How crazy? I
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  Speaker 1: had a roll when I was I had a Roman
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  Speaker 1: roll from under my car that would look wait yeah
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  Speaker 1: she rolled, yeah, roll from under the car. Where are
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  Speaker 1: you going? See that type of crazy right there? You're
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  Speaker 1: just laying You've been waiting out the Hollo ship it
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  Speaker 1: out there because I had to be the work in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. Sick in your ass, where are you going?
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  Speaker 1: Your life is crazy in the sky? Been under that
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  Speaker 1: all night? I know it was hot when that muffler
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  Speaker 1: came on I got it. She had been under there.
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  Speaker 1: She screwed it under. She rolled out. Okay, when we
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  Speaker 1: come back, a couple of more crazy stories. When you're listening.
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  Speaker 1: I was just telling her if you're if you're an alcoholic,
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  Speaker 1: you have got to stay at the Confident End. If
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  Speaker 1: you're an alcohol you got to stay here because they
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: got a bartender. But you know, I don't really drink,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know what I was thinking about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we were all shocked when you ordered. Well, you know
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  Speaker 1: she's cute, so oh yeah, yeah, I'll have them looking
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  Speaker 1: for stuff I do drink, and I didn't see it.
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  Speaker 1: So I Monica drinks pineapple and vocca, so I said,
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  Speaker 1: let me have a pineapple voca. She bought the drink out.
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  Speaker 1: I took bold Wallow and I didn't know. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know where we were leave back. He forgot.
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  Speaker 1: We were in Grand Caping, and I was, I was
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  Speaker 1: lost my mind. I was. I went to play golf
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  Speaker 1: yesterday and got ready to eat an iguana. I was
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  Speaker 1: just gonna eat his ass. And it looked delicious, because
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: this vodka vodka is not what I drink. That iguana
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  Speaker 1: looked delicious, and I wanted. I didn't want to barbecue
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  Speaker 1: him or nothing. I don't want to grab his ass
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  Speaker 1: and bite off because you know, I eat sushi. And
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  Speaker 1: that's how I had worked it out in my mind,
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  Speaker 1: because I had just saw a swimming and I said,
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  Speaker 1: that's sushi. Yeah, this girl made a drink. Man. I said, no,
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  Speaker 1: Lord Jesus, I won't be drinking that no more. I
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  Speaker 1: went home. Man, when I got through, I ain't packed
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  Speaker 1: or nothing. Yeah, we thought, hang out with you, like
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  Speaker 1: have a party for us yesterday. And I went to
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  Speaker 1: the cigars, so well, he bought some cigars. What I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how I'm will get back. I couldn't have
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: that kind of pressure. Let me tell you all about
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: and and by the way, thank you to old Havana Cigars.
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  Speaker 1: And one over there one surely you know I ain't
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: over there here, but he just want to get a story.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: Oh no, that's why I'm I'm on the wall down there.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: I'm on the wall to every major city cigar shop
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: in the world. I'm in cigar shops all the while.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: I'm one of the more famous cigars other than Auto Schwarzeneck.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: But he don't give you none of his cigar. He's
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: a big cheap ass cigar smoker. I will be smoking
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: cigars and you will be with him, and he won't
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  Speaker 1: even offer you one. I'm gonna how much money you've
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: got that's come back to your girl. When we're traveling,
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: she gets so nervous, surely going through customs. Oh my god,
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: do we have all the information? It makes me so
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: I sweat. It makes me nervous. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: But you too, though, Shirley, and I get nervous wreck
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  Speaker 1: in the custom yeah, just simply because of my backdrun.
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  Speaker 1: But you I don't ever know when it's gonna come up,
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: but you play it off well. Steve this one over here.
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  Speaker 1: I got stopped in customs in Canada one time. We
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  Speaker 1: have finished the Kings of Comedy, and I got paid
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  Speaker 1: cash because I take cash for my days and I
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: was in That was a low blow right there. I
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: was going over to Canada to gamble. The next morning
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: we have finished the concert in the arena. Saturday night,
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  Speaker 1: we're in Buffalo, New York. I'm going right over the
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  Speaker 1: bridge Canada gamble. They had me in custom for six hours,
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: six hours. Where did you get this cash? I said,
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: I'm a comedian. Why do you have so much cash?
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: Because I'm a king of comment. That's how much we make.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know none of that, dude. Man, they didn't
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: believe nothing. I said. Man. He then he did a
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: background check and he came back and said what is this? Uh?
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: And then he just went down the list. And I'm
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: going I thought I had that expunse he was talking
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: about grand loss. Then he I had an assaulting battery charge.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: Oh the police officer. So he's just going down the list.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: I went on tour. I said, look, man, I was
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: eighteen years old. I got in some trouble back then.
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  Speaker 1: What is this credit card fraud? I said? I was eighteen,
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: I said, sir, I have kids in college. Man, he
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: did not. We were in there for six hours. Meet
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  Speaker 1: and j T remember J. Between our two background checks.
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  Speaker 1: We was in custom for six hours. I ain't been
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  Speaker 1: to Canada. Sets that Carl that that's why I get nervous.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: But we haven't done anythnd. I don't have it. No,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: I've done none of that. I'm just nervous going to
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  Speaker 1: cutstom So just note yourself if you ever got here's
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: the best custom story bover range. He was traveling one time.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Boom didn't have his glasses, so Boom can't
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  Speaker 1: read without his glass, so he just checking the customs
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  Speaker 1: form like his true or false. He going yes, no, yes, no,
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: you gotta check no. All the way down. You ain't
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: got nothing. Ain't seen nothing at bald, nothing on nothing.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: So we're in customers waiting on boomerang. We've been in
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: custom for three hours. They have took Boom in another room.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: The man came out and said, okay, sir, you don't
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: have any firearms and explosive because he had put check
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: yes in that block. He said, you don't have any
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: firearms or explosive, but we cannot find the chicken because
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: he had checked the poultry block. And that customs man said,
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: but certain, we cannot find these chickens. We was in
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: customs because Boom had checked the chicken block farm animals.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: He could checked yesterday, but we was in there for
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: the longest. Man. We're broadcasting live from Comfort Sweets on
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  Speaker 1: seven Mile Beach and Grand came in island. Let me
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  Speaker 1: remind customs President Obama has lifted the embargo o Cuban
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  Speaker 1: cigars and room. I'm just saying that for I get there.
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  Speaker 1: How many cigars do you have? I don't know how
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: many of you post the hell, but I'm right at that. No,
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: I don't, but you smoked a lot of them, so
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: y'all stupid. Now you're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: we're broadcasting live from Comfort Sweets on seven Mile Beach
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  Speaker 1: and Grand Cayman Island. We want to say, first of all,
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: thank you to Mr Tom Mason, our host and owners,
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  Speaker 1: most gracious hostess always. He takes such good care of us.
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  Speaker 1: the country. Alexander Onion race story. Um, yes, Steve, what
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  Speaker 1: is it of the seventeen of the seventy relationships I've
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: been in, sixty nine of them have ended in complete disaster?
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: I dated a girl one time. She was real fine,
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: but I was allergic to her. And there has somebody
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: come around and you just started itching. That was just it,
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: Just what you mean? We'll be sitting there, then I'll
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: be going She shore is fine, but what's wrong with them?
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: And I was just allergic to him? Man and all.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 1: She's beautiful, but she had a real nasty attitude. She
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: was rude to waitresses and everything. Man's wrong with this girl? Right?
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: Here and then, uh, I just discovered, man, you just
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: can't I think because a woman is physically gorgeous that
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be something. Because I had to learn what
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 1: Boomerang's grandmother taught me that no matter how fine a
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: woman is, there's a man somewhere sick and tired of her.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: Somewhere somewhen, there is a man that they had enough.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm very fortunate now I finally got it right.
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  Speaker 1: Took a long time. I have a wonderful life, think you.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: I had a girl and I didn't go by her
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  Speaker 1: how for fold as straight. She called me and I
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 1: didn't pick up the phone. So the next thing I know,
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: this girl didn't had my picture put on the back
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 1: of the milk carton as if my ask is missing?
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  Speaker 1: Looking for you? Since you ain't been by hearing fold
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 1: as you're missing, have you seen this guy? Are we
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: topping story? I've just been telling you the light stuff.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 1: Come on, there's more. I had a woman tell a
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: United States mail box up off the corner trying to
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 1: hit me with the car, just told the whole mailbox
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: out what she was going for me. And I had
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 1: just turned the corner and I heard and I turned around,
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: I saw the mail box just flying mail everywhere, and
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: she got out the car said, I tried to get
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: your ass. Okay, but we were talking about mail that
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: we got one I didn't have. A girl didn't got
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: herself fed ex to my house. Wow in the box
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: with holes in the box, breathing. We're talking about mail.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: I'm here to day delivered. Hold on. I came out
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: of hardware, so here we go, and then had a
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: red dot appeal. And if I hadn't seen that dot
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be today. I wouldn't be here. Yeah, because I
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: just looked up real quick and she was on the
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 1: rooftop and a beat. Didn't like that, and that's what's saying. Yeah,
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: I was going bad. And you love honey today? Right?
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank God for me a little crazy much?
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, fine, you love him so much. Fine.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: I had a woman one time. Actually was that My
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: niece was in a girl's cop Uh. This one was
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 1: so crazy. She actually got in the girl's cow uniform
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: and everything. But she over there with the kids, like,
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 1: I don't see she got not a patch on us hand,
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: still looking at me. I see you for listen, Yeah,
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: I try to sell you some cookie. Yeah, just coming
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: to the dog, I see you. Wow. Yeah, yeah, thats
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 1: a crazy relationship, girl Scott fishing it. When I first
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: moved to New York five, I was coming in late
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: night and I saw a roll of duct tape. I
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: was coming up the steps in my building and I
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: just saw a roll of duct tape roll across the float.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: Just can't be good when you know, duct tape ain't
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: ever good to see late at night and duct table.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: I stood up on the stelp. Yeah. She was sitting
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: behind the desk, dressed as the domet. She had duct
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: taped domain. He had his coat on and everything, with
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: her hat pulled down over her eyes like I ain't
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: gonna see this help. She had put him in the
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 1: hostage situation. She was at my damn dope. She got
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 1: two shots off. I was pretty quick back then. I've
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: been stupid. I've been stabbing before I woke up. I
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: woke up one morning, I woke up early one morning.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: The only thing woke me up and and all I
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 1: the only thing woke me up with. I just heard
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 1: that her ass had the butcher knife. And we're going
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 1: back like that, she said, and rolled out to wait
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: that top of stamp clean through the mass and the
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 1: knife got stuck in the float. That's the only thing
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 1: he said. I can't wait a minute. But I just
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 1: say this sounds like Lifetime, that movie. This is real,
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 1: real life. What a hair rough stuff. It's really really snap.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: Almost drowned one time from a d No, she didn't
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: try to drown me. I was at the pool with
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: another girl and she walked up, so I went on
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: the water until she left the pool. I damn gonna killed.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I was down there longer than
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: the breath. I I even took two short drests and
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: just took you in water. I took too short. When
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  Speaker 1: I came up, my hand to get life. Mouth to
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 1: the mouth. God, yeah, water in your love, little bit.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 1: I stayed down and she a food looking for the
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: girl was fine. They over there talking. She comes for
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: a minute. That's a nice PTI you got on and hey,
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: you have for me to quit talking. So you were
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: shot at you were almost dabbed at night and then drowned.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: Thanks love. Yeah, I'm sixty years old. Yeah, I've been
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: in seveny relations. Sixty nine of them have ended. Did
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: someone throw it a raw chicken at you before. I've
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: been slapped with a raw chicken. What happened? There was
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen talking, she got mad. I said, whatever,
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 1: picked up a piece of chicken it was raw, and
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: went and slapped me with a raw chicken. Damn to
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: knock me out. You still eat chicken? Yeah, I love chicken,
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 1: but he has to be fried. I do not eat it,
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 1: no rotisserie cious, not like. But if I hadn't been
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 1: a fighter and being able to take a shot, I
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: saw the chicken coming, so I locked in, So I
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: took the shot like a man. Yeah, I was woozy, though.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 1: What's the moral to these stories? What if you learned
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 1: crazy lovers out the really understood ain't really know more?
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 1: You know, just get on the horse and try to
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: ride again. They like crazy like crazy. If you take
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 1: care of yourself, a man will tolerate your craziness initially,
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 1: if you just have a great presentation, you know, if
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 1: you got your hair right, got your nails done, crazy
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 1: way up under that. Yeah, you know you gotta assessing humor. Yeah,
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 1: you know it sounds like describing I don't have one
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 1: that stole my garage and passed by the house. Every
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 1: our own out and hit it up. Yeah s out
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: side every out. I came home and every window I
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 1: had to frost all departments. I hadn't had a girl
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 1: text me over and over and I finally asked where
• 1:51:13
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