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Cheating, Side Piece Etiquette, and the Trumps - 05.24.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time. If y'all don't know, y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: to be true. Good to the hearty guy listening to
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  Speaker 1: joy be Do you turn? Yeah? You're going to get wrong.
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn? Want to go? Come come
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  Speaker 1: on your uh? I sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man. I
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  Speaker 1: got something I want to share with you today. I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was in the gym this morning and trainer Lee
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  Speaker 1: haney Son sent him a text, and he sent him
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  Speaker 1: a text this morning of him, dude in the gym
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  Speaker 1: lifting up huge weights, dumb bails, doing a bench press
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  Speaker 1: like you know, you're just huge dumbbells, you know stuff
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  Speaker 1: I ain't doing, you know, hunted sometimes and that really
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  Speaker 1: she was huge. I've never seen dumbells this big. And
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  Speaker 1: the man was pressing him and Lee's son took a
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  Speaker 1: picture of him and he sent this to his father.
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  Speaker 1: This morning's father shared it with me. I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: share with y'all because, man, I can't tell you highs
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  Speaker 1: explain so much of your life. And when he showed
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  Speaker 1: the man lifting this successive weight in the gym, he said, Wow, Paul,
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  Speaker 1: look at this dude right here, and he says. The
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  Speaker 1: caption he put under it was, don't pray for it
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  Speaker 1: to be easier, pray to be stronger. Don't pray for
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  Speaker 1: it to be easier, Pray for you to be stronger.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't that cold? See? I was thinking about that. As
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  Speaker 1: soon as he said it, I said, man, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: go on the radio. I gotta tell everybody what I
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  Speaker 1: see now. Don't pray for it to be easier, pray
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  Speaker 1: for you to be stronger. Okay, let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: how important that is now. I just heard it that
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  Speaker 1: way today, and I'm sharing what you immediately because you
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  Speaker 1: know what that has it. It's gonna help me a lot,
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  Speaker 1: because oftentimes I've done it indirectly, and then sometimes I've
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  Speaker 1: done it all the wrong. Sometimes I've actually prayed for
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  Speaker 1: it to be stronger, but I've also prayed sometimes for
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  Speaker 1: it to be easier. I have done that and been
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  Speaker 1: guilty of it myself. But from now on, after hearing that,
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  Speaker 1: I'm changing my prayer because, see, you can't have it
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  Speaker 1: both ways. You can't be strong and weak at the
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  Speaker 1: same time. You're either gonna be strong or you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be weak. Now, if you keep asking God to make
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  Speaker 1: it easier, what you are not asking for is for
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  Speaker 1: you to be able to handle whatever happens. So the
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  Speaker 1: next thing that comes along that you ain't worked your
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  Speaker 1: muscles on to prepare you for, that's gonna thank you two.
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  Speaker 1: So what I learned by that is sometimes I even
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  Speaker 1: I got to change my prayer too. Now I do
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  Speaker 1: most of the time, but I'm a human being and
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I just wanted to go away. But now what
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  Speaker 1: I really need to pray for is the strength all
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  Speaker 1: the time to deal with whatever besets me, whatever comes
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  Speaker 1: in my way, because to become successful, and we've talked
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  Speaker 1: about this how many times, it's hard. So since knowing
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  Speaker 1: is gonna be hard, why not asked for the strength
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  Speaker 1: to handle that? See, stop praying for weaker moments, Stop
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  Speaker 1: praying for it to be easier, Stop asking God to
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  Speaker 1: make your way playing and easy. Okay, I what now
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  Speaker 1: you ain't worked your muscles out to learn how to
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  Speaker 1: handle nothing. I was at it this morning. I put
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  Speaker 1: a little more weight on at least said wow, man,
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  Speaker 1: you're up any of this morning. In order to grow,
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  Speaker 1: I got to change. And you can't change if you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna stay the same. You can't keep picking up the
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  Speaker 1: same for the pound. Dumb bails. And you want some
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  Speaker 1: more results, you're gonna keep getting it. If you keep
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  Speaker 1: doing what you've been doing, you're gonna keep getting what
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  Speaker 1: you've been getting. You cannot grow without the change. So
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  Speaker 1: when we're talking to God and we're asking God to
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  Speaker 1: make it easy for us, why to growth at? Why
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  Speaker 1: to change? At? No? You got to ask God to
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  Speaker 1: make you stronger, not to make the situation weaker. I'm
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  Speaker 1: changing my prayers. Man, I'm going at him now with
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  Speaker 1: just just make me strong enough to handle whatever happened,
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  Speaker 1: whatever come my way. Give me the strip to handle it.
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  Speaker 1: And now whatever I see in front of me that
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to go after, that's gonna require more. Give
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  Speaker 1: me the strip to do that too. Help me be
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  Speaker 1: a stronger man, Help me be a stronger person, Help
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  Speaker 1: me be a stronger woman, a stronger boy, A stronger girl,
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  Speaker 1: a stronger student, a stronger boss, a stronger employee, a
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  Speaker 1: stronger leader, a stronger follower. Give me that, give me
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  Speaker 1: stripped to do that. Stop asking for it to be
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  Speaker 1: simple and easy and paved the way what you want, man,
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  Speaker 1: The road to success is always under construction. Always. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't ever paved and smooth and easy. Look here, man,
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  Speaker 1: go out there to days try to be successful. See
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna run into Man's orange barrows is workers,
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  Speaker 1: is detools. It's got craters in the road with no
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  Speaker 1: warring signs on it. That's how hard it is to
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  Speaker 1: be successful. The road to success is always under construction.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't fit to smooth out for you. You got
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  Speaker 1: to ask God for strif be what you're supposed to be.
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  Speaker 1: Not Let's look at him when you make a mistake
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna make them. We all do. We fall down,
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  Speaker 1: but we get A saint is just a sinner who
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  Speaker 1: failed down, but he didn't stay there. That's all A
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  Speaker 1: saint is all these Christians running their mouth with you
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  Speaker 1: about how how fired up and save their a and
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  Speaker 1: all of it got all that but them people. Then,
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  Speaker 1: people make mistakes all the time, all the time and
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  Speaker 1: see the moment we as Christian people start telling people
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  Speaker 1: the truth about being a Christian, more people can get
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  Speaker 1: interest interested in it. But if you're gonna tell everybody
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  Speaker 1: this lie that you're over here living this perfect life
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  Speaker 1: and everything and ever since you came to God your
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  Speaker 1: life being smoothing, you don't have no and he didn't
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  Speaker 1: took all your pains? And wait what what? What? Who
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  Speaker 1: are you? What? That? What that life at? You're talking
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  Speaker 1: about heaving now, ain't you? But I heard you had
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  Speaker 1: to die to go there? So what you're really talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, I'm talking to the cat that's in
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  Speaker 1: some real pain right now, that's in some real trouble
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  Speaker 1: right now. The dude is at the cross road right now.
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  Speaker 1: The dude has been struggling and dealing with it for
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  Speaker 1: a long time. I'm talking to the captors out there,
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  Speaker 1: been trying to figure out what's wrong man, Why I
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  Speaker 1: can't seem to get it right. That's who I'm talking to.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, come over here and give God to try.
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  Speaker 1: Come over here with your imperfect self, with your imperfect ways,
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  Speaker 1: and watch him change some things about you, watch him
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  Speaker 1: give you the strength. See what he did for me.
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  Speaker 1: Let me okay, See, best well I can do is
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  Speaker 1: just tell you what happened to me. See what it
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  Speaker 1: did for me? Was? It ain't so much. He just
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  Speaker 1: he just took me and took how I wars and
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  Speaker 1: made me better with it. I'm still an aggressive man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm probably not gonna ever stop being aggressive. But he
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  Speaker 1: took that aggression and he started shaping it. Now for
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  Speaker 1: the first tilve minutes and the morning, be aggressive about me.
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  Speaker 1: Be aggressive about the feelings you got towards me. Your
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  Speaker 1: your father, you'll leader, your God, your savior. Be aggressive, man.
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  Speaker 1: Tell people how you made it Steve aggressively, since you
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  Speaker 1: want to, since you're aggressive, and I and I and
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  Speaker 1: you've been aggressive. I made you be aggressive with that. Now,
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  Speaker 1: since you like to tell it like it is, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: then tell the truth of how it really is. How
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  Speaker 1: I do for you, what I've done for you. Tell
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  Speaker 1: everybody you know what I've done for you in a plain,
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  Speaker 1: simple way so they can feel you see, he ain't
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  Speaker 1: changed me. He just made me better with it. When
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  Speaker 1: you get loud, hey man, every now, I didn't get
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  Speaker 1: liued for me. You know you want to tell some jokes.
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  Speaker 1: You're real funny. Tell something funny, but let it be
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  Speaker 1: so more people can hear. See, that's that's what he
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  Speaker 1: did for me. So for all you casts out there,
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  Speaker 1: they're scared to come on over here because you're scared
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna change you, turn you into some little punk
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  Speaker 1: or you got to get sisted up or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: And please, before you start emailing me, that's not an
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  Speaker 1: anti gay remark. I'm talking about. It's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: dudes out there that just don't want to punk up
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  Speaker 1: and sisty up because they're scared that what is gonna do? Now?
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  Speaker 1: You got to come over here and beat this little
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  Speaker 1: meek lamb laid off the slaughter every Sunday. That ain't
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  Speaker 1: what it is over here. God looking for me, God
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  Speaker 1: looking forward for for real soldiers out here. See, everybody
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  Speaker 1: I talked to don't want to hear about Christianity. So
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing for him. Then how about that?
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  Speaker 1: How about that? I'm cool with that. See every Christian
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  Speaker 1: ain't turning the other cheek. I ain't there. You slap
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  Speaker 1: me man, Hey, madam, Sorry, I don't I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't there yet. But see I'm a work in progress.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't through with me yet. I might get to
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  Speaker 1: the point where I in tern other cheek. I doubt it.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't looking for I ain't praying for
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  Speaker 1: that one. I'm I don't for real about you, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be praying for most tramps. So when I when
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  Speaker 1: you do slap me, when I come back around, I'll
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  Speaker 1: come back nice. Oh slap me. You won't slap me twice.
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  Speaker 1: I can promise you that. Where am I going with this? Steve? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Just remember what I told you. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: how y'all feeling day? This is Curtish Moselle, Curtis, Curtis
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  Speaker 1: Tall and slim and slim. Yeah that's me waiting. I
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  Speaker 1: You and colleague, I want to ask you about the
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  Speaker 1: James is the greatest basketball player ever. Say that again,
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  Speaker 1: Tall and Slim, I see if you're here with Slim,
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  Speaker 1: say that. I said, Lebron James is the greatest basketball
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  Speaker 1: player ever. Tell that A little short fat Tommic h
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  Speaker 1: coming the greatest back. I don't want to tell him. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm fighting with himself. Listen, he's the greatest basketball player ever.
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  Speaker 1: Show we show nowhere, hold on, now, hold on, go
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  Speaker 1: a little bit too fat? Not ever? Yeah, ever I
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  Speaker 1: mean that to uh no on, hold on now, slim
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  Speaker 1: you gott he better than Jabba. He better than Jabba.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you that right now. Well you know, hold on now,
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  Speaker 1: They stopped dunking in college basketball, called the one black
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  Speaker 1: all I'm asking if you have a basketball on the
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  Speaker 1: basketball court. He had a basketball. He never missed a shot.
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  Speaker 1: He never missed a shot. Shot They some honey and
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  Speaker 1: fitty side games. Never missed a shot. The point, Yeah, Curtis,
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  Speaker 1: he got a point that I ain't played more games
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  Speaker 1: in any bad game made the more game played. It's
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  Speaker 1: a hunted. What eighty six bad ball games in the
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  Speaker 1: talking about what he was. You're talking about medlock. Though
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  Speaker 1: I got one? Louis play for the global? Ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: said nothing about him? We can't lewisisk dude, you don't
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  Speaker 1: in the meet? Curtis? What y'all do? I want to
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  Speaker 1: worry about the try? We'll come on, slim. What you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about? What you got for me? Go ahead, you
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  Speaker 1: little Mr Cook, Mr Cabby, I'll go ahead right when
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  Speaker 1: when grilling Cabby all there's something because you can't you
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  Speaker 1: on the one I know, take your meat and put
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  Speaker 1: it in mustard. Everybody wanted all that. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: George farming grill. That's it, George. You're so sorry. That's grilling.
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  Speaker 1: of all credit. You can't beat me cooking. Let's get
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: that on this beat. You cooking your day of the week,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: any day that week out there on that grill. You
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: you stunk. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Start.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: You really can't cut? Have we just die here? Could we? Like?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I gotta cut show? I know you're on the bottom
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: top of they ain't nobody really in your chair when
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: you think about I make money on retail wholesale items
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: in here? All right, guys, where you right right here?
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Am I Being Petty? Coming up? Right after this jam?
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, it's time
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: for our new feature. It's called Am I Being a Petty?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Where we go around the room and we just talked
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: about how petty we are. Yeah, we've been petty boy
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: talking about it. But come on, all right? Wants to
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: start off? Steve alright, you being petty. It's your show
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: and you don't want to go. You've being Yes, you
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: are being petty. Always got to go first while somebody
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: else have a turn. Put your name on the show.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: All you go over. You're the newest man. Why, yeah,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: you're being petty first going first. It's so patty, it's straight.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I go over to my uh since not cleanness. And
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: then you go to use at a friendsise, you go
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: to use the restroom, right, and so let's give it
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: to what he has. And you look in there and
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: he's got all these not full rolls, just short rolls,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: a lot of them, just a lot of them, right, yeah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: those tiny rolls. And I am I being because I
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: gotta do work in their work has to be cleaning up.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to clean it up and say, I'm wanting
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: them to do serious work. And I need to know
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: if I have what I need. I need the tools.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I don't look when you look at the wait a minute, this,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I can't work with it, Okay, okay, okay, So along
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: them lines right there. I got a pardner man. Every
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: time he come over. He used to have to go
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: to ball. And you're the boy, right, here was a disaster.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I mean it would come all out under the door,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: all down the hall. He's like, he's like a gash.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: You could, yeah it was. You ever seen heat waves
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: coming up off the ground from a distance, Yeah, that's
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: how his funk was come up off the ground like
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: he way like it was clear, but it was like
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: a man. So when he would come over, I would
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: just go, hey, man, my bathroom out of order. You
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: gotta go down the street to the gas station. Not
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: being patty, that's not because I used to do that too.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: It when I knew I put out of order on
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: y'all put crime. I would put crime tape around the
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: toilet and then he leaves. I snip it off and go.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Not a crime tape was petty, but the gas was
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: necessary to go. Yeah. Yeah, right there in the corner.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Do you walk or dry? You see it from here?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: And then put some gas on that. Yeah. I got
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: another one, but this bad room. Goodness, another bathroom I had.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: This would be Fox cell phones came out. Pardner called
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: me on my house phone, Hey man, I'm on the
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: way over. Man, God dog, I got to use the bathroom.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: You know what I told him on the phone, I'm
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: not here, he said, I'm talking to I'm not at
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: my front of your house. Man, I had my call.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I'm at my mama house. Yes, my tickets back, Steve. Okay, alright,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I have one. Okay, if I'm being patty, alright, probably
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: go yeah. Probably. I'm in the store. I got my
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: stuff right. This lady behind me is huffing and puffing
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: like she's in this huge hurry, and it's getting on
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: my nerves. So I turned around and I asked her,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: did you want to go ahead of me? Because I
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: had a few more things than she did. She's like, no, no,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: it's okay. So still I'm putting my stuff. She's still
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: breathing hard. So it's still my nerves. So I go
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: on my purse. I dig way down and find my checkbook. Oh,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't pay cash. I didn't take my credit card.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I wrote a check at the grocery. And you know,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: and you know, I don't consider myself petty. You know this.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I'm finding a lot out about myself with this segment,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: this petty segment. But I wrote a check. I haven't
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: written a check. Yeah, I don't want to. I don't
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: want to hear the huffing and puff and I asked
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: you if you wanted to go ahead. Okay, let's say,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: let's let's stay in that same supermarket, y'all tell me
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: if okay, yes, if I'm in line behind somebody and
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: it's the item line where you're only supposed to have
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: fifteen items, if I count and see that they got seventeen,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: and my tripping because I am, hey, hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: get in the other line. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's real.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I always have more two. That's two items over here, pal, Okay, yeah,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I don't give it over there due checking me out
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: one time. But he was just staring at me. I'll
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: just stand right back at it. But he got the skin. Yeah,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: he got. We're in the middle of the order one time. Zip,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: that's about right there, he says, something I'm still standing
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: at He checked it looked like it's about more to go,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: so you need to come on the same way. And
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: then then we got down to the right number. I said,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: look at man, dog, it ain't but ten in now. Oh,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: gonna do them ten and let's gonna go out to wait.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I think I think we're finding a lot about ourselves.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I just said, we're finding yeah, petty. Yeah. I don't
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: consider myself a petty person, but this segment has shown
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: me already behind you know you patty, very petty. I'll
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: just be right. Has to do with snoring. Now, I
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: had a girl, fine, beautiful without town. We get in
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: a hotel about two in the morning. I'm talking about
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: bad snoring, like like lot of me, I was snoring.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I know how snoring woke me. If I asked her
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: to get her own hotel room. Am I being petty? Yeah?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I don't even want a relationship nor more. Wow, that's petty.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Necessary would have left me a long time ago. Sleep
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: again for snoring. She doesn't know, Junior, she sleep? How'd
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: you gonna sleep though? Uh? Carla records going on all
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: that racket? How are you going to stop eating? Day?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: We ain't gonna get the room? Were breaking up, but
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I thought she was fine. I thought fine. It canceled
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: out everything. I don't find out a limit find this king?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Oh not in this case snoring? Okay, I got one
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: quick one. Okay. If you text some body m and
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: then they turned around and call you, don't you get upset? Like, hey,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: we text him? Now? Okay, there's a text say you
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: can answer the phone. You're listening to Steve. All right,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Miss Anna's coming up with our national news and her headlines,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: of course, but first videos tell the story. I don't
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: know if you guys saw this, but Milannia Trump seems
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: to have no shame in publicly rejecting her husband. You
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: guys see this recent video surfaced of the miserable First
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Couple arriving in Israel, and apparently Milannia was not having
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: it when President Trump reached back his hand to hold
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: hers as she quickly smacked his hand away. Do you
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: guys see that video? The devil is busy in the
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: lords laying. Yeah. The thing is, this is not the
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: first time that Milannia has publicly did Trump. There's an
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: entire video of awkward moments between the first couple. I
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: guess the first lady feels like, uh, most of us do. Huh.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have manner like a gentleman. A gentleman. He's
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: not doing what he's support He don't look out for
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: his girl. You know, he walked in front of her.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: That was a reach back and get her hand, and
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: she at him on the copy. Yeah, they're walking four
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: five deep. She off on the ground. She would, No,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: don't hold my hand now, this far from the damn
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: jet way that I thought of me. I'm an afterthought.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: But to smack his hand in public, and he's the person.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: It wasn't really a smack. It really kind of slick,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: or she did know. It wasn't a slap. Get your
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: punk ass on, wall all hands that little brush was
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: get your pokers on. And I don't think his hands
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: a man of cured either, fairless. And I don't think
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: she really wanted hand and you know all of that. Yeah,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I was today, walked too far from that plane, and
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: she off the carpet. Then you reach the door. She
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: was She walked all the way around the car to
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: open the doors. The reason she stayed in New York
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: and he stayed in Washington. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't have it. Wow,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: that's what he's missing. Man, Mama had it. He was cool,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: you know, how to treat his lady. Yeah, she was
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: going for that. Ye know. They came down the steps together, yea.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: And he made sure she was all right. You could
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: actually see him looking out for her. And George Bush
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: before that, let's not leave him out. He was because
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: the women, no woman really grows up going one day,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I want to be the first lady. Not not that
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I know. They end up in these positions supporting their man.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: So most of the dudes that have been in the presidency,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: they handled the girls pretty good. I watched Lyndon Bay
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: and Johnson Man that boys, you take care of lady bird.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: It was like really cool to see. And I'll tell
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: you what else, man hat But but Nixon and Nancy Reagan,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I mean Ronald Reagan and yeah right, yeah, what's crazy
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: about this girl? Yeah? All right, Miss Anna's here, Stephen,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Ladies and genmen, ms and trip, Thank you guys. Good
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: morning everybody, This is a trip with the news. Okay.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: In the wake of the deadly bomb attacked this week
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: at the Ariana Grande concert, British Prime Minister Teresa May
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: has pushed the threat level in her country up to critical,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: fearing that another terrorist attack might be eminent. Armed police
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: officers responsible for duties such as guarding key sites will
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: be replaced by members of the armed forces, which will
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: allow the police to significantly increase the number of armed
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: officers on patrol in key locations. The bombing in Manchester
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: killed twenty two people, many of them children and injured
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: close to sixty others. The suspected bomber identified as twenty
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: two you All Salmon obety. Authorities checking to see if
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Ababy is part of a larger terrorist group, and now
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: three men have been taken into custodying connection with the
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: pro One of them is thought to be a Baby's
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: older brother. Former CIA director John Brennan was asked about
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: the possible collusion with Russia thing before the House Intelligence
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Committee yesterday. Brendan basically said he had no proof, but
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: things did look a little fishy. I saw interaction and
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: aware of interaction that again raised questions in my mind
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: about what was the true nature of it. But I
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: don't know I had. I don't have sufficiant information to
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: make a determination whether or not such cooperation or complicity
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: or collusion was taking place, but I know that there
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: was a basis to have individuals pull those threads. Meanwhile,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: former FDI director Robert Miller continues with his investigation to
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Russia and the Trump campaign. Both Democrats as well as
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Republicans have praised Miller's integrity. President Trump has denied any
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: improper or illegal contact. The a CP reportedly not renewing
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: the contract of its president and chief executive, Cornell Brooks,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: A spokesman, says it's because the civil rights organization wants
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: to reinvent itself into increased advocacy and support local activism more,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: you know, been in a better way. Brooks's three year
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: contract runs out the end of June. The a c P.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: A leader, has been a lended bl CP. The organization
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: has been a leader in the fight for civil rights
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: in this country since nine nine. However, it's pre eminence
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: has recently been challenged by things like the Black Lives Movement.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Cornell Brooks is both a lawyer, he's a minister. He's disappointed,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: he says, he's mystified. He points out that under his
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: tenure and double a c P Lawyer's won nine court
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: cases in ten months over voter suppression. President Trump met
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: with Pope Francis and the Vatican this morning for about
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes. As part tradition, they exchanged gifts. Trump gave
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: the punt of a collection of Are You Sitting Down? Dr?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Martin Luther King's writings, and the Pope gave Trump a
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: metal symbolizing peace and three books on family, The Gospel
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: and care of our common home, the environment. Fans more
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: in the death of one of the most famous double
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: os actor Roger Moore. Sir Roger Moore died yesterday cancer
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: at age eight ninety. Played Simon Templar or the Saint
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: on TV in the sixties and took on the role
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: of James Bond. It was one of his movies, If
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: You Do or Kill. Roger Moore started in seven bomb
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: film A Bond Films and Happy Happy Birthday to the
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: every young ever fabulous Patty Labell. Patty Patty Patty. Patty
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: is seventy three years young today. This has been a trip.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with Eugene the Butterfly by the way
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour. The weather looks supy in
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: most parts of our country right now. Stay tuned to
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Uh, folks, Uh is him time? And
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: do him is Hill? Hello? Him? Him has a name.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Stephen, Tommy Shirley College Junior, j Anthony Brown,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Get morning to everyone, and it's a beautiful whynsy. It
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: is MP day and to the guy so here it
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: is because I've come up with something new that I
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: want to do. And of course, Stephen, I'm gonna need
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: your backing. I need you to back me on this.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Just get my back. I want you to have my back.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Let listen, Stephen. I want to start. Since the Ringley
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Barnamin Baby Circus has gone out, you know they're they're done.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I want to start my own circus and I wanted
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: to be Eugen means fucus um oh like you know
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: something like that. Anyway, I'm working on my title. But
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: we've got to get together and sit and we gotta
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: get some tents. We gotta get some No, I'm gonna
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: be the ring leader. I'm gonna be the one with
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: the wheel. I'm gonna crack that wheel. Know on what
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: you get cracking on nothing? It depends on what you
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: purchased for me for my second like I want to
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I want one lion. I want mine elephant, but I
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: want to babe the elephant. About a line, If you
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: train it, I'm gonna train. I'm gonna I want three
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: little people in my circus because I think they're so cute.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: What you just need to then, well, he wants three?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? People? Let me tell you what
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I have worked on though I got last night. I
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: got a broom and I ran it, and I ran
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: a line from one fence to the other in the backyard,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: and I'm working on my tight rope. So I'm learning
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: to balance myself and go across and turn around and
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: come back. It is so you have to concentrate so much,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: but I'm getting it. I followed. I felt a couple
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: of times, but it's okay. I felt a couple of times.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I put some padding in on my pants because I
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: kept out of it. But I'm gonna be good and
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: try to go across that. Now, now you're gonna make
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I don't want no post circus. I want a good circus.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: So I want you to try to purchase all the
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: things that Ringly, Bondom and Bailey had because they're not
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: using it anymore. So we can get their tents, we
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: can get all of it. It's probably a lot of
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: people that would work for us. And do you think
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I should put your name on the tile, because you
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: know that I'll drop people in they like you. Steve
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Harvey presents Eugene's circus. Um swar right, I want to
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: swear right, sucker swear right, why are you out? Yeah?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I get excited. I thought I have been a lady
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: because I just get excited about new adventures and new ideas.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Now now, now, at the end of the day, the
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: question on the table us, will you back me? Uh?
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: This is something that we could do together. You don't
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: have to do anything with something else. I'm not buying nothing,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: thank you. It might be something good Stevens the circus,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: but I want to thank you. Butterfly coming up, j
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown is going to murder another hit and another
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: name and we'll be back at thirty four after the hour.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: it's time for you to murder another hit, that time
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: again on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yes, Steve, go
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: ahead and say something to him. Go ahead? Could you
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: asked Jay to do this? Sure? Right? Why you can't ask? No?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Obviously we're having a communication problem. Y'all can't talk about
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: j Shirley. Uh huh. Not only set the song up,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: but kind of give us an ideal of what it's about.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: That's what it's going to do. I was asking, what
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: did you just Jay? Not only couldn't talk to the
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: other dude. Oh that's why you're doing it. Yeah, I
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: mean you know now I'm Sadden. You're just talking to me.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: People just couldn't talk to you in the hallway, so
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: not on the radio. We came to me. We don't
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: know about it. I don't know why I can't get
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: the same respect. Yeah, Jay, not only Jay Step would
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: like for you not only to set the song up,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: but tell us what it's about. And I'd like to
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: ask you before you start. Are we going to have
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: to put another celebrity? Definitely there would be another name.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Celebrities who hate us and will probably never come on
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: the show again. Let me get over this. This is forever.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: None of these songs. What is it? Okay? This song
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: is by Jermaine Jetson. Also we can add his name
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: to let get serious. I didn't do that one jan
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: It's already on the list. But this is not gonna
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: last long. The celebrity list of the celebrities who hate
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: us and we'll probably never come back on this show.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: That list. This song was don't take it personal, nice
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  Speaker 1: in a nice shit but yeah, yeah, that's his song.
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  Speaker 1: My song is your hair is unusual? Unable to make
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  Speaker 1: all that rhyme and the song Janson Brown Murders. It
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  Speaker 1: is not and my face in my lacknag so I
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  Speaker 1: the killing priest. Where the side curling from my head?
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  Speaker 1: That in gris private grease. It keeps my faceless to me.
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  Speaker 1: My dad's losing the slave me some sunless main and
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  Speaker 1: private grease. It keeps my faceless to men. When you
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  Speaker 1: can see your face to change beside curling, have a
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  Speaker 1: fresh one pride background as rab Hawkins. I'll be at
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: the jam box in Dallas. I'll be the Jason Ange
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: This a little tiny club in Dallas. Have you met
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  Speaker 1: to me? Because you look you just focus right on
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: his head when you see what you're doing it you
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: don't listen to a damn thing, he'd say. Alright, nephew,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Tommy is up next with his frank phone called the
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Ignorance never stops on this show. We'll be back. You're
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, I write about
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. As a matter of fact,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: get ready for today's Strawberry letter. But up next, nephew,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: what is going on with this frank phone called this day?
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: He left his He left his drowsed in discussing money. Hello, yes, Mr, Yes, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is the doorman mark uh your building? Okay, I
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: have a mistress in here who is trying to get
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: buzzed up to your unit? Are you Are you at
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: home right now? Sir? No? No, no, sir, I'm not
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: a who Yeah, Mr Um, what's you say? I'm sorry?
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: What you says? Mr? He be buzzed up? Supposedly he
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: left some articles in the room. Are in your unit
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: a couple of days ago? And that was out of
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: count A couple of days ago? What day are we
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: talking about? Uh? So? Actually? He s Wednesday, Thursday and Friday,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: he was there all three days. You guys let him
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: into my apartment for three days he was in my place. Other, Mr. Tip,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: we don't let anybody in and let someone in the
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: unit allows them to be buzzed up. That's the rules
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: here of the building. So we definitely didn't do anything.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Who let him in? Who buzzed them in? Sir? I
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: hate to say it, but I'm assuming your wife musts
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: to bust them up? Do you mean my wife was
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: not there three days ago. She was on a business trip.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: She was not at the apartment three days ago. No, sir,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: your wife was here. I've actually seen your wife come
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: in and out. Okay, to do? Is there right now?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: He's downstairs. He's here right now with me, Sir. What
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: did he leave him late? Okay, one second, Mr, hang on,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: what did you actually leave fair pants and and what else?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: He says, he left a pair of pants, some underwear
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: and the two brush shirts. Sir, still kill Hill. He's
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: there right now. Let me talk to him. Put him
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: on the phone, let me talk to god. You know what, Mr.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Right now that we're listening to you and I rape
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: the way you sauynd, I don't want to put this
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: guy on the phone. Mark if you want to keep
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: your job the building, you gonna put him on the
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: phone now, is sir? Sorry? Mr, he's actually leaving out
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: of the building now, he's uh leave, He's who put
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: him on the phone. What's your problem? You got video surveilance, right,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: you got video footage that everybody that comes in and
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: out of the building, right, Um, yes, sir, But you know,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: if if nothing occurs, we I think we should have
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: footage that goes back at least two weeks, so we
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: should be able to pull some things out for you. Sir. Yeah,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to get that. And I needed
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: hit over to me right now. I'm at my work. Female.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I need it today because this is some 'all let
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: my apartment and this is it's like we're coming in
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: income poop. Are you what kind of in before are you? Sir?
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Let this is a second all right? Let please hear
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: me out, sir, hear me out. I have we haven't
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: just let someone in, someone in your unit, buzz someone up.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: We didn't just let anyone up. Now, I know you
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear it, but unassuming your wife buzz
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: this guy just turns up we didn't do that. You
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: should put up and get me what I asked you for.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: And then with dine okay, well, well you know you're
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: saying I have a problem. Maybe you have a problem
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: pleasing your wife and that's why she's buzzing other people up.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You're talking to me like that. You you're being You're
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: respectful to me as well, sir. No, no, no, no.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: The disrespectful is you coming and letting people come up
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: through my business. That you know is now. I haven't
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: let anybody up here. I can't stop your wife for
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: doing what she's doing. You like some guy in what
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: you're doinking taking out on me what you should be
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: saying to your wife. Somebody has got to dress up
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: all the time and always buzzing somebody up to the
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: room when your guard that's what you mean to do, man,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Mrs you you you know what. I'm the only round
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: here busting my head kids down. Man, I want to
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: be working right now to pay for that, so they
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: job where you might be handling, you're not. You're not
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: handling your basers at home. That's why she keeps buzzing
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: people up, sir. You know what what the business I'm
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: the handle when I get home today and show my
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: man your your wife has been Sir, you're gonna quit
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: calling me the doorman? Okay, you want to woman, what's
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: your mother position? What you do for a living? On
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: the door man? Door? And thank you miss doorman. By fact,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop calling you missed the door man because
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: that's giving you too much respect. Okay, but if you know,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: if you if you stop telling me from going up
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: to your room, you'll be fine. Who the Tommy nephew
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harby and Morning Show. Your wife
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: got me a prank phone call? You just you're crazy?
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Ye about to get man's cool? Man, you don't know
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: that was going through my head and she was about
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: to get it. Y'alls everybody was up. Hey man, I
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you, man. One is the baddest and I
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the lands. Man gotta
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: be the Steve Harvey Morning. So y'all ain't never left
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: y'all draw before? Huh the man? Yeah, I don't put
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: them on with just one land had the rest of
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  Speaker 1: them just balled up and stepped up and a piece
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  Speaker 1: of it sticking out this Zeppa you suck. That's not
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  Speaker 1: backwards inside out. I'm sure I have let some drawers.
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  Speaker 1: You go, there, you go, my boys with damn show.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I thought I threw I threw a shirt away in
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: the heart because you're here. Yeah, I just when I
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: left my I d one time just walking down the shoot,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: I walking down, I walked into the hotel to the
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  Speaker 1: shoot and throw it away. Yeah that's not so. You
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: walked out the hotel with no shirt on. What's Lewis? Lewis?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: What is that trick you had? Steve? I think you
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: may have told us about this to get lipstick out
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: of your shirt collar. Yeah, white bread, bread, white bread.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Take white bread and just rub it on there. Keep
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  Speaker 1: you you might take two slices, just put it in
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: your fingers like you stop it and it on that.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Just keep rubbing it on that taking stick off, Well,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: you had to been through some stuff to know that.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: And part two, how unhealthy is white bird? To remove
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  Speaker 1: yourself healthy? The health issue? Yeah, just trying to say
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  Speaker 1: to your life, you can explain all that bread in
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: your car. I was speeding the birds. Yeah, I was
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: at the park. I was feeding pigeon that much. Friday,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: June A time to last comedy show. It's myself. It's
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  Speaker 1: come watch me, and said, put it down. I tell
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: you another one. It did. I didn't cut the collar
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  Speaker 1: off for sure, the whole column. Yeah, and then said
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: I was going through Revolve and doing it got caught
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  Speaker 1: on the really dang the lies. Yeah, I cut I
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  Speaker 1: didn't cut a collar off of it was so much
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: lipstick you couldn't get cut the collar turned into a
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: neigh rooms who left? Or stop cheating? Why about that?
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: That's not what she just say? Or stop cheating? She
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: didn't say anything wrong. What what am I like? Yeah?
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Look how they're looking at the chick up? Or stop cheating? Yeah, headline,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: I have another one. If they like you with a
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: lot of perfumes and you don't want that on you,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: stop at the gas station, put a little gas on
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: your hand. When you do, you smell gas, you're gonna gas.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Oh that cancels out. Then I think I cheating? Is
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: that I sing that? You guys hear tricks? So I've
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: heard you're listening. It's coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: But first guy's. Jury selection in Bill Cosway's sexual assault
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: trial began in Pittsburgh. The twelve jurors and six alternates
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: will be sequestered for the trial, which is set to
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: start June five in suburban Philadelphia. Lawyers expect to have
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: a jury in place this week because we's defense attorney
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Brian mcmongal mcmonagle said he's holding up fine talking about
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: O Cosby here. He's looking forward to it, and we're
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: looking forward to getting a trial the comedian, of course. Huh,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: don't you say. The comedian is accused of sexually assaulting
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Andrea Constand after allegedly giving her three blue pills at
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: his Pennsylvania mansion back in two thousand four. Because he
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: has said he will not testify in his own defense,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: more than fifty other women who have accused Bill Cosby. Uh,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: they have accused him of assault. He says racism and
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: revenge have motivated the nefarious allegations against him. You can't
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: put this in your routine and then say you didn't
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: do it. That was that was returning. Yeah, he put
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: in in his routine stuff he was using that turned
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: in for me. Yeah, you know, we all were Cosby's fans,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: I mean the show. I'm still this fan, you know.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I can't, you know, because you know, look, in this country,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: we're supposed to be innocent until proven guilty. That's what
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: we're supposed to be, not in the court of public opinion,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: which is what a large part of this is. We
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: have the right to feel how we want to feel.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: You can't stop a person from feeling something. But you know,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I'm just He's been extremely kind to me in so
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: many ways, and I can't forget that part, you know.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: And let's just say, let's let's let's put this worst
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: case scenario there. Let's suppose he's found guilty. That didn't
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: stop him from being my friend. I can't even tell
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: y'all how many guilty friends I got. Well, it puts
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: you in an uncomfortable situation, and really it puts me
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: in an uncomforts situation. That's under Steve friend. Is he
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: blind and not blind? Because I can't really figure that
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: you got shades on one moment and then the next
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: moment you don't. I just most to keep in tone.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: It is not I know it. You can still be
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: your friend. But if you're blind and you got a
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: cane in, it should at some point touch. It's supposed
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: to hit the ground. You hired him, Steve. I just
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: want to remind me of a pointer stick. Do we
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: bring the dog in? You know your people? I hear
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: y'all in point. Maybe it's it's a new device to stick.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: It's a new device for the herd of visually, it's
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: a news I want blind. This is whats y'all see me?
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: And then you can stab a person if you hear them. Anyway,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Let's get to the letter today, Tommy a buggle up
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: and hold on tight. We got it for you here.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: It is Strawberry letter. Subject is my boyfriend cheating with
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: my sister? What I know? This is too much? Hey,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: uncle Steve Harvey in the Morning crew, I have a problem.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: I think my boyfriend of three years is cheating with
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: my sister. The reason why I think this is because
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: on many occasions I have gotten up in the middle
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: of the night to find them in the living room talking,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: and they'd be real close to each other like they're
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: about to kiss or something, and when I walk in, Uh,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: they act real nervous and just stopped talking all together.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: And when I asked them what they was talking about,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: they say nothing. Then one night the both they both
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: went out to get something to eat, and then they
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: stayed out till one in the morning. When they got back,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: I asked them where my food was. They said they
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: didn't think I wanted anything. And then to to find out. Uh,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: they've been going to the movies a lot and doing
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: little things with each other without including me. When I
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: asked them if something was going on, they tell me
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: no and laugh and say that I'm crazy and I
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: shouldn't think anything like that. Should I believe them or
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: just leave both of them alone? Okay, No, you should
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: not believe their lies. That's number one. And if you
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: leave them both alone, what you think slash no in
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: your mind and heart is happening will continue. Okay. I
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you, are you just waiting to catch them
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: in the act? Uh? They are doing it. Okay, let's
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: just keep it real. They are doing it all right.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: I mean how much they're getting Missy. They're getting missy.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: They're getting Missy from they're getting busy, you know what
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: I mean. I mean, how much more proof do you need?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: I don't understand this. They are together as a couple.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: You are the outsider in this relationship, okay, who stays
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: up at night talking and then you turn you come
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: in there and they're this close to each other and
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: they say they're to come on playing you big time. Anyway,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: they are together, they are a couple. They're trying to
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: figure out how to get rid of you in this instance. Okay,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: So you can do two things. You can either confront
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: them and tell them you know and no you're not crazy,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: or you can just walk away and leave them alone. Steve,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: because they're together, I don't know whatever. Well, well, well,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: well wake up Steve. Hey uncle Steve. Well you know
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, here's here's a couple of things I noticed
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: in the letter. First of all, is my boyfriend cheating
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: with my sister? The real alarm button goes off when
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: you discover the cheating anything but your sister. Though this
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: there has to be another term for it. If your
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: boyfriend or husband or man is sleeping with your sister,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: that has to be more than cheating. That's what just
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I mean it's you gotta call it something else. What
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: it is, I don't know. I think your alarm. I
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: don't understand how you I'm asking them. Are they doing something?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: They just laughing? Sound crazy. At what point do you
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: get in your sister face and just go, hold up,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, what are you doing? What are you doing?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: At one point you gotta get in your sister's grill
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: about this. The boyfriend probably ain't worth a damn obviously
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: according to this letter, but you really would expect your
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: blood sister or brother to hold something to a higher
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: set of morals and esteem something man, So we come back.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: I'll give you a couple of suggestions. All right, Part
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: too of Steve's response coming up at twenty three after
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: the hour. We will be back. You're listening to the
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right? Coming up at forty
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: one after the hour. Jay's here again with his man
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: on the street. But right now, more foolishness, come on,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Steve with your response to part two of this letter.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Let's go right now. OK. I just was reading this
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: letter real good. Hey on Christine and the morning crew.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: I have a problem. I think my boyfriend of three
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: years is cheating with my sister. The reason why I
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: think this is because on many occasions I have got
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: up in the middle of the night to find them
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: in the living room talking, and they'd be real close
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: to each other, like like they're about to kiss or something,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: and when I walk in, they get real nervous and
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: just stop talking all again. When I asked them what
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: they was talking about, they say nothing. Then one night
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: to both of them went out to get something to eat,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: and they asked They stayed out to one in the
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: morning and when they got back, I asked him, uh.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: I asked them, uh, where my food was? And they
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: said anything. I wanted nothing. And then come to find
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: out they've been going to the movies a lot and
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: doing little things with each other without including me. But
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: I then I asked him if something going on. They
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: tell me no, one laugh and say how crazy? And
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't think nothing like that? Should I believe them
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: or just leave them both alone? Well, well, stupid lady,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: let's start here. You got up in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the night, I found them in the living room and
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  Speaker 1: they were real close to each other, like they're about
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  Speaker 1: to kiss or something. Uh that No, No, that ain't
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  Speaker 1: what the scene. Was they was real close together because
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  Speaker 1: they had they was through. They was through. Yeah that
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  Speaker 1: WI looked at this was after you up on watching
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  Speaker 1: the movie? Was he yawned in real hard because that's
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  Speaker 1: a good sign that he was through? See if they
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  Speaker 1: loved that real close like they're about to kiss or something.
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  Speaker 1: Now they were real close because they were through. You
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  Speaker 1: woke up too late. You're gonna have to start getting
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  Speaker 1: up earlier back. Why are you going to sleep and
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  Speaker 1: leaving the two people who hous is this? Why do
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  Speaker 1: he sleep? You got up in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 1: Where was he supposed to be? See I come? He
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  Speaker 1: ain't where he supposed to be? Why he always downstair?
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  Speaker 1: And you didn't say that you didn't go out up
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  Speaker 1: on many occasions, so you just late all the day.
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  Speaker 1: I'm time. You haven't been up on many occasions, and
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  Speaker 1: you ain't caught them yet. You need to set your
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  Speaker 1: alarm or something. He al it's one o'clock. Set it
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  Speaker 1: for twelve so you can walk in and really know
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  Speaker 1: what you already know. And then and then she said,
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  Speaker 1: and then I walk in. They are real nervous and
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  Speaker 1: and and real nervous and just stopped talking. All together.
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  Speaker 1: That's just where you fix that. Sit down with him,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: just go ho, say what now? What happening? You know?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: You strike up a conversation see and then U and
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: and then and then how don't make anybody lick? That's
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  Speaker 1: where you saying. And then one night both of them
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: went out to get something to eat, and they stayed
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  Speaker 1: out to one in the morning. And then when they
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  Speaker 1: got back, I asked him or where my food was,
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  Speaker 1: and they said they ain't think I wanted you should
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  Speaker 1: again once again say what now? See, lady, you you
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  Speaker 1: got to be the only way you can write this letter.
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  Speaker 1: And this makes sense to me. You have to be
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  Speaker 1: twelve for this to make sense to me, because ain't
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  Speaker 1: no grown woman sitting up in here writing this letter
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  Speaker 1: with all this information in it. You don't woke up
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  Speaker 1: on many occasions, the real close, real close. See that
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  Speaker 1: when you break out the chain. Saw that when you
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: go out in the garage and get a hammer, see
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  Speaker 1: a what is all this real clothes? Folks like they're
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  Speaker 1: see you bust their teeth out, and that've cut out
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  Speaker 1: kissing hard the kids when inside your lips is cut
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  Speaker 1: that y'all have the movie, but you won't need no
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  Speaker 1: more problems in your mouth. Okay. Then come to find
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  Speaker 1: out they've been going to movies a lot and doing
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  Speaker 1: little things with each other without including me, going to
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  Speaker 1: the movies without you, doing little stuff that don't include you.
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  Speaker 1: When is y'all dating? Is this boy got a job
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  Speaker 1: because he's busy? Man? When you got enough time to
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  Speaker 1: date two women in the same house and they don't
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  Speaker 1: know it? Oh? Man, come on late? Okay. When I
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  Speaker 1: asked him if something was going on, they tell me
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  Speaker 1: no and laugh and say that I'm crazy. Okay. Now,
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  Speaker 1: once they start laughing. While they laughing, this yr time
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: to go out to the garage again. I can't tell
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: you why they're laughing. So when they come back in
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: and while they laughing, right after they say that I'm crazy,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: that's when you get to show your ass. You want crazy.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: I got crazy for you to day. Y'all can either
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: right now climbing these hefty bags right now, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: cut you up and I'm gonna put you now. Now
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  Speaker 1: you can volunteer and climb in this to be quiet.
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  Speaker 1: Be quiet because we got neighbors. I'm about to clean
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  Speaker 1: up all this massive stuff. See, that's when people think
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: you're crazy. It's time to show them that they that
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: they are crazy. Just have a bunch of heavy duty,
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  Speaker 1: hefty steal trash bads, y'all getting these bags, or you
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  Speaker 1: can go out to the corn just climbing the trunk
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  Speaker 1: and we can do this. Christian. Wait, Christian, I'm putting
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  Speaker 1: both of y'all down to garb disposed. Now what kind
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  Speaker 1: of funeral is that? Alright? Steve? Thank you? Yes, email
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  Speaker 1: us or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter
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  Speaker 1: at my Girl Shirley. Okay, well, Steve By, now you've heard, uh,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: this is a story that won't go away Monique's rant
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  Speaker 1: about Lee Daniels and Tyler Perry and Oprah By. Now
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  Speaker 1: you've also heard her explain why she said what she said.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: But Monique isn't done. On her podcast, she gave more
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  Speaker 1: details about her issue with Oprah. Apparently, Monique explained to
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Oprah she wasn't on good terms with her mother and
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: she feels that Oh dismembered her family by having her
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: parents along with her brother who sexually assaulted her on
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: the Oprah Winfrey Show back in the day. As for
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Tyler Perry, he's called her about her comments. I just wanted,
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  Speaker 1: oh your friends in the news. No, alright, coming up
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  Speaker 1: j Anthony Brown and his Man on the street. Alright, alright,
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  Speaker 1: practice time to go to j Anthony Brown. We got
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  Speaker 1: the man on the street. J What you got man
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  Speaker 1: man on the street. Steve Harvey. I go out in
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: the street and ask people questions. We can pick it
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  Speaker 1: up later after you hit there's a clip. But the
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  Speaker 1: question is the question is today it's Memorial Day weekend
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  Speaker 1: coming up. You got your family members there. Who is
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: who is the one family member guaranteed to turn it out,
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  Speaker 1: start a fight? Cut somebody out here? We go check
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  Speaker 1: it up? What everybody? J Anthony Brown, Steve Harvey, Morning Show,
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  Speaker 1: Man in the street. The question today is who is
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  Speaker 1: the one person your family that will always cause trouble,
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  Speaker 1: start a fight, turn it out? Memorial Day weekend, you
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  Speaker 1: have a family gathering. Who's the family member that always
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: starts trouble? Janity Brown, Steve having Morning show Memorial Day weekend.
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  Speaker 1: You what's your family members? Which family member will always
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: start something? My uncle, your uncle, hands down, you can
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  Speaker 1: always count on it. You're having a Memorial Day gathering,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: all your family members that there, which family member will
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: always start trouble. Who is the family member in your
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: family that will always start trouble? Probably why you need
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  Speaker 1: a little excitement everywhere you like to fight. I really
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I really don't. Actually, it would be my grandmother.
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  Speaker 1: She's she's a hundred five and you can't tell her anything.
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  Speaker 1: She will always start trouble always. Which family member always
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: starts trouble? That'd be my wife's wife's and hands down,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna give me in trouble now all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Not all the time, but if there's gonna be someone
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: that's gonna do it, that's gonna be her, all right,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: got you. Who's the one family member that will always
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: start trouble? Your cousin? Hands down? All right, it's Memorial
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  Speaker 1: Day weekend. You're there with your family, everybody's there. Who's
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: the one family member that always starts trouble? What relationship?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe the mother? The mother? The mother will Memorial Day weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the one family member that always starts trouble? Uncle? Always?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. The question is it's Memorial Day weekend.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Who's the one person in your family that always starts trouble? Uncle? Uncle?
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  Speaker 1: Hands down? J Anthony Brown, Steve Harvy Morning show man
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  Speaker 1: in the Street. It's Memorial Day weekend. You're with your
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: family members. Who's the one person in your family always
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: starts trouble? There would be my youngest show he's twelve
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: years old. He's one of two twins. Hints, ohay started,
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much? Many so, who's the one family
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: man that's actually a really good segment? Uncle, A lot
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  Speaker 1: of uncles, Steve, you're an uncle. I'm all them started trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Oh uncle, that was cold blooded boor too. It was
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: my aunt, you know, to start. My My unt Emily didn't.
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  Speaker 1: She was a drinker, and before she drank, she was quiet.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't even know she was in the room. But
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: when she had a drink in her, her tongue got
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: heaven that so you could tell. You know, it was
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: a dead giveaway. So you're like, damn, Like I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we drinking. And she would curse my grandmother all the times.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm fraid to be mama, and I'm fraid because
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  Speaker 1: I called it beat mom, I ain't fraid to be
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  Speaker 1: a mama all and my grandmother knew that if you
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  Speaker 1: turn the heat up or make her sleep here knock
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  Speaker 1: completely out, and she would be aware of that. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got the heat up, no challenging kind to put
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  Speaker 1: me in sleep. And why that's she gave you a
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: whole beer, Shirley, not a sip a whole canyon. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: she said, on that your lips, Ben, I'll take a
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: whole kid. Wow, that's funny in my family. You're looking
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: at him right there, he Instagram instigator. Man. Just there'll
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: just be some boys around the corner. Come on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: come on, gonna show you something. Go around the corner
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  Speaker 1: and put boxing glives on me and them. Boy and
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: boys just beat the hell out of me every playing
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: we want around. I couldn't put them boys for nothing,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: you would think after the third whipping heat go No,
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  Speaker 1: he goes back down. The worst thing he would give
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  Speaker 1: it phone picked up skills steady in the same I
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  Speaker 1: always tried to push the be I wasn't trying to
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: be no. But but he ringed the bell with his month.
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  Speaker 1: I'll let you know when the bell rang again. Keep fighting.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Oh he was the bail. He was you guys stories
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: wow always uh. When I was little, we had an uncle,
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  Speaker 1: um it was my grandmother's uncle. He would always always
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  Speaker 1: get drunk and could never find his way to the
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  Speaker 1: to the bathroom. So my aunt would always have urine
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  Speaker 1: in her shoes because he it was the bat He
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  Speaker 1: would go to the closet and he thought it was
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, and he would always urinate in her shoes.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: He would always be in her shoes always. And this
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: is when we were little, so you can imagine what
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  Speaker 1: kind of impression he left on us. He's not allowed
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  Speaker 1: you time, and that's it. He was always drunk, always
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  Speaker 1: every time. He's the sweetest, sweetest guy, but yeah, he was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he just had to peel right he yea, yeah, that
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: was my shoe. They would hate to see him coming. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: coming up, it's time for right and wrong. We haven't
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: heard from the guys in a while. Uncle Steve will
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: decide we'll be back. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. Alright,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: it's time for right or wrong? Junior time and y'all
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: got something man, y'all trying to settle a dispute here
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: I am. You know we settling the dispute. All right,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: let's go and it is the way it is. You know,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: what does Jay know about this? Junior always had these
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: things that they're dealing with. You know, is it right
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: or is it wrong? It is usually something time at
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: present and there trying to go with Junior about it
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: because he wants he wants to, like, you know, have
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: dominance over Julia something so that No, no, I just
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: make more sense than you do. And you don't look
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: at things from a logical perspective. And that's where I
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: have a problem with you. He don't be asking you
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: for this stuff though. I'll be thinking this business when
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: I answered the phone, and then he starts with something
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: stupid like this, don't go ahead, time tell me this, okay.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: Two things tell him that a zebra can't be racist.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: There's no way a zebra can be racist like horses
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: and stuff that my right follow me up. There's no
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  Speaker 1: way of zebra can pick a side between white horses
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  Speaker 1: and brown and black horses. There's no way that a
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: zebra can do that. Stay with me. I mean, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's one issue we got on the table. Make a
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: decision against lions. I think they don't care for hyenos.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about towards a lot of them them, But
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: other horses are A zebra is basically a horse, but
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: the zebra can't decide between darker ones are lighter ones?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Can they? So you're saying Zebras is the albinos of
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: the animal kingdom? Would you trying to say so to speak? Maybe? Yeah,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: but it don't want you call with stuff, get along
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: with everybody, with anyone, everybody, anyone. He's right now, here's
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  Speaker 1: something else? Would you tell him? And he's so stupid?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: Would you tell him? What'd you tell him? That Siri
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: is a person? Yes on the iPhone? Tommy? How is
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: people calling and asking this woman questions all the time?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: How is that possible? She knows directions, he knows every
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: single thing. He gonna tell me theory ain't real? That's crazy?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: To go ahead? Can more than one person at a
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: time call? I don't know, but I would really be
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: honest with your reason why me? And he got on
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: the second I want to? I said, Man, I don't
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: want to meet Siri, and I do want to meet Si.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: She's not real, Tommy, I'm trying to tell she's not here. Come,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: she's not real. Time, she's a program. You're time on
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: the program? Can a program wake you up at the
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: same time? Did you tell her to do it? No? No, no,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: thank you, Jay, thank you. Now, unless you know, young man,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: I'm right, I'm right on the zebras and I'm right
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: on theory. Okay, what time it happened? Serially, I don't know, Junior.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: You don't You don't know where everybody lives. But I
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: want to meet her. Steve, you, Steve, you have to
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: come in here at some point. But he has called you.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: Have you not called Siria yourself? Yeah, thank you? And
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: you talked to her and she talked back to you.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: Didn't you talk to an automated system? No? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no question. Automated system don't answer specific questions. Tommy stupid.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: Somebody Chicola right there all and ask her if she's real.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: She'll tell you right now, go ahead, do it, do it.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking my best. She's doing her best. Ye Ask
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: the question. Did you hear the question sex? I'm afraid
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know the answer to that. Neither do we? Yeah,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: we do. It wasn't a no, and it's good enough
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: for me. Ask her where does she live? Let me?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: Does Tommy have any chance at all of becoming a
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: major star? Here's what I found on the web for
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: does Tommy have any chance at all of becoming a
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: major star. Well, let's go. Let's okay, here we go.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: Shut up, jan We got Tommy hell Finger, we got
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: Tommy Lee Jones. We got Tommy Lee Jones. We got
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: Tommy Steele h Asker. Who's nephew Tommy Steve Asker? Who
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: is Okay, well just wait a second, hey, no holidaylet
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy. Okay, here's contact information for Tommy. She
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: pulled up your phone number just in my contact legenary
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: she real that's what I have on nephew Tommy Man. Okay,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: the only one that believes that, Timmy, I'm with you.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: We don't know where she is. She's always there, and
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: she's white. That's what I'm telling that's gonna be. You
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: don't know that she's so white, so you don't know.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: That's the sisters getting upset for we can sound white
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: attitude is what I don't like, Tommy, especially coming from
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: jas what the marketing down is white? So Jay just
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: won't date as sister Steves. No, I didn't say that
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: you wanted. No, I didn't say that at all. It
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: all right, let's go, we come back. Tell you what
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: the internet was buzzing about. Yesterday, you're listening to the
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: Steve harw what better? While the answer is simple, it's
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: simple mobile. All right, Here's what the internet was buzzing
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: about yesterday. I don't know if you guys missed it
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: or missed this or not. It was buzzing yesterday after Brandy,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: the singer Brandy our Friend uh posted a picture on
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: the Graham that h had some folks speculating that she
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: might be pregnant. The singer posted a picture of what
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: some are calling a baby bump with the caption Dear God,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: I can finally see you and me continue to use me,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: so that I may continue to know the joy of
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: being used by you. I promised to cut back on
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: my clapbacks. Shortly after the post, Countless Vaughn chimed in
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: on the comments section and wrote congrats on the baby,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: but Brandy quickly took to Instagram to deny the pregnancy rumors.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: She also added she likes chocolate, cake and pancakes, so
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: just let her be. So, according to Brandy, she's not pregnant. Okay,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: she just eating a lot. Yeah, she denied the pregnancy
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: all right, so we it remains to be seen. Let's
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: just put it like that and other news. According to Billboard,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: why Cleft John spoke on his recent mistaken identify identity
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: issue with the l A p D. You may remember
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles sheriffs in West Hollywood mistook why Cleff for
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: a robbery suspect. Ultimately, the police apologized to him and
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  Speaker 1: said he was detained in a patrol car out of
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  Speaker 1: an abundance of caution. I'm alive to say I didn't
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  Speaker 1: go from my waistband, Whitecliff said. Reflecting on the situation,
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  Speaker 1: he advised his daughter, when the police stop you stay calm,
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  Speaker 1: do not react in a violent manner, do not raise
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  Speaker 1: your voice, stay very alert, White Cleft added, And the
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  Speaker 1: minute the cops stop, you start rolling the camera. There
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  Speaker 1: you go. Good advice to give to your daughter, your son,
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  Speaker 1: anyone that you care about if they get stopped by
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  Speaker 1: the police. If you're black in l A. You better
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  Speaker 1: have some camera. Try with a camera crew. But most
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  Speaker 1: people got their drive his license, an't they insurance on
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  Speaker 1: the window? Now just tape to it, yeah, or your
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  Speaker 1: forehead one or the other. It is, you know, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I've been here as long as I mean, I've never
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  Speaker 1: seen the way they treat black people like they treat
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  Speaker 1: I mean, never seen treat white people like they treat
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  Speaker 1: black people. Get out of the car and sit on
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  Speaker 1: the curve up against the fence like that Old Richard Prior.
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  Speaker 1: I am showing you my license when you have to.
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  Speaker 1: But it seems like it's everywhere now, ja it is
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  Speaker 1: it is? Yeah, it's really it's horrible. Hey, guys, just
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  Speaker 1: in time for Memorial Day, more than two hundred and
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  Speaker 1: ten thousand. I know you guys love hot dogs more
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  Speaker 1: than especially you steve more than two hundred and ten
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  Speaker 1: thousand pounds of Nathan's and Curtis hot dogs are being recalled. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and the new hot dogs he organic. Go ahead, tell
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  Speaker 1: me we're about to do. But let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: why they're being recalled. Let me tell you why metal
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  Speaker 1: shards apparently were found in some of the packages. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where that came. Hot dogs and the hot
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  Speaker 1: dogs taste your teeth. You want, what's your rich hot
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  Speaker 1: dog called about that at all? How hot dog? Hot dog? Oh? Yeah, yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Listening to them. They are organic and you get them
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  Speaker 1: at dud big old rich Dough. I just said I
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  Speaker 1: found a new hot dog. You found a new hot dog. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I can barely Bristol phones. Huh. It's a grocery store, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: in l A. And they're Kobe Beef hot dogs ce
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  Speaker 1: ceter asking what they caution? I don't know how much
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  Speaker 1: they call. It's rude. What is Kobe beef? Right there?
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  Speaker 1: You can't get organic hot dogs for like eight dolls.
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  Speaker 1: Kobe's beefs in the news. Remember, we gotta go to
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  Speaker 1: music right now. We'll be back. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Memorial Day is upon us, guys,
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  Speaker 1: any plans anybody doing anything special this weekend? Nothing, it's
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  Speaker 1: not a vacation. Are you going on vacation? That's right, Carla,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. Are you going Disney worng We're taking the cue?
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  Speaker 1: You know? I love it. I love yeah, I love
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  Speaker 1: Disney World. To call your daughter take the pictures now,
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  Speaker 1: like my son would not take a picture with Micky.
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  Speaker 1: She's nine. Oh yeah, yeah, she's not afraid. She loves it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go all out with the ears and the ears
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, we get into it and we love it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This is the best cheating weekend. You know. It's just
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  Speaker 1: like family to cheating that. It's a great weekend. I
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  Speaker 1: always thought my moral I just always thought it was
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  Speaker 1: a great weekend to do some cheating when you this
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  Speaker 1: is because you know, you get that Monday, you can
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  Speaker 1: got you can move around. Really, it's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: He's absolutely right, because there you go. When the man's right,
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  Speaker 1: he's right. Stupid Now, right, we've been on this show
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  Speaker 1: with this Friday Sunday shut up all the fo time
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  Speaker 1: ain't been right. Now, absolutely right. Not to be talking
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  Speaker 1: about cheating though you just got married. Friday said his
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  Speaker 1: Sunday money, you can get your side piece and on
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  Speaker 1: one of those days, yes, and everybody's happy. And that's
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  Speaker 1: what it said. That's that's what I'm trying to say.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you can barbecue in two different places and
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  Speaker 1: everybody's happy. You know, you just gotta buy two briskets.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you don't have to buy four or five
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  Speaker 1: slabs of river. You know something at the house and
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  Speaker 1: it's something week you're going. Yeah, but on the day,
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  Speaker 1: on the actual holiday, you better be home. You'll be
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  Speaker 1: home or you'll be home that day. Home. But you
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  Speaker 1: can cook, Friday said in Sunday somewhere elm. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: advice for you if you take a plate from one place.
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  Speaker 1: Put you played in the trunk. Don't have you play
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  Speaker 1: on the seat, because when people tend to walk out
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  Speaker 1: there and see another plate. People by people, you mean
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  Speaker 1: your wife, it's by far. Wait what Steve? Wait? What
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  Speaker 1: is your solution? Steve? What he remembers about another place?
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  Speaker 1: You throw it out the window on the way trying
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  Speaker 1: to cut off collars on shirts. You ain't try to
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  Speaker 1: mess up your life over there? Play the food with
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  Speaker 1: some fall on it. A team starts off so mad
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  Speaker 1: at you guys, but you draw him in what you
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  Speaker 1: kidd You're trying to say that it meant a lot
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  Speaker 1: to me. She made a plate for me more out
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  Speaker 1: of you know you ain't help potato selling over here.
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  Speaker 1: I know you ain't made no plate like this because
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  Speaker 1: you don't. You're not not. Ain't none of your food touching? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And why did you get a plate for what? All
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  Speaker 1: these compartments on this woman? Ta Taylor? Thank you all.
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  Speaker 1: You have a great weekend. You gotta ad acause they
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  Speaker 1: don't have to cheat. Have a great weekend coming up,
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  Speaker 1: Just one more thing, we'll be back. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. Here, Uh did a great day? To day.
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  Speaker 1: I've had a great time, learned a lot. Yeah, people
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: like throw the pin up one to Steve. I really do, man,
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: it's a great tip. And now what are you talking about, Jay, Well,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: when you have an extra plate that you picked up
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  Speaker 1: from some place else, instead of taking it home, throw
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  Speaker 1: it out the window. Well, we're talking about cheating. And
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: if you make a plate over your side pieces house.
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  Speaker 1: I had to even say that, but be respectful, throw
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  Speaker 1: the plate away, even if it's a glass plate, throw
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  Speaker 1: it back, let it fly. But you're now stupid. We
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  Speaker 1: on time and we're gonna put the plate in the refrigerator.
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  Speaker 1: The cheat by with somebody's initials own. Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, silver win too nothing. Why do you
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  Speaker 1: have to bring a plate home? That stupid? But you
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  Speaker 1: have to take away? We put these tips out some
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  Speaker 1: guys out of that stupid. Oh I got another question?
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  Speaker 1: Why you gotta cheat? So we can go back to that? Oh,
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: now that asked that? I got an attitude. Why do
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  Speaker 1: we have to keep going and do this getting on
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  Speaker 1: your nerves? Why they do what? They thank you? I
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: don't know why they do it. It just don't. It
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: don't make no sense much. They keep up with this
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  Speaker 1: really don't make no sense. When you get caught. That's
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: when it's just done, this thing you've ever done, when
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  Speaker 1: you're in the process of doing it, as soon as
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  Speaker 1: you get caught, okay' and then you start looking at
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: all the things that's wrong with it, and it's a
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: lot what's wrong with this chick? You get caught. Here's
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  Speaker 1: a question, Have you, guys ever fallen in love with this?
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  Speaker 1: Up with the helut you? Seriously? Have you ever Steve
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  Speaker 1: m in the day? This is not now, Okay, you're
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: happily married to beautiful Marjorie. We get that now. But
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just saying, back in the day, did
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: you ever fall in love? O't? But I can't hear
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  Speaker 1: you now. He's shame listen to fall a little bit
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: sad cheek when your main chick given you hal yes,
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: but I mean real love though I'm talking about real love.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be with you, so Nimes, nine
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  Speaker 1: times you've said this, I wanted to say it. God
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  Speaker 1: let you held back, meaning if you weren't married or
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: with someone you would be with the side stop thank you, kay,
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  Speaker 1: I totally take my damn Mike out. We're still on
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: the air. Pieces was holding us together. What do you mean, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: this is so stupid. You heard her, the side pieces
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: was holding this whole thing together. He takes all the
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: pressure off the woman at the house and being that
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: you're newly married. This is something you've heard. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean I heard that people the barbershops
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  Speaker 1: and I was talking. I would agree with him, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm mean, let's hear from the young one on the show. JR. M. Junior.
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  Speaker 1: You've never fallen in love though? Hell yeah, hey Junior,
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  Speaker 1: huh you ever brought the side up to first team? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I never did. You don't have the side piece normally,
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  Speaker 1: don't have first team qualities. Oh no, you can get promoted. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: y'all can quit that. Not now, I'm want you for
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: a different reason. Now. You just being disrespectful, That's what
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, she said the man with the micaf it. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: we learned a lot today to get to be number one.
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  Speaker 1: It can happen, and it does happen, but it's very rare.
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  Speaker 1: It can happen. I know guys who've actually married the
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  Speaker 1: number two. Yeah, happily and lived happily ever after. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: they don't they break up. The break up. That's a
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: that's a strange position for the number two who then
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: moved to number one to be and because if he
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: cheated on number one with you, then your number one. Yeah,
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: then you know and he goes back to that rule.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: Your grandmother tells little girls how you get him, it's
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: how you lose them. Uh huh. I don't agree with
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: grandmama was saying that one. I'm not against Grandmama. You're
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: not a girl. You're not a girl. I don't You're
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: not gonna believe this. But I agree with Tommy say, yeah,
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: we all hear that. As lady, if they cheated on her,
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: he'll he'll cheat on you. Women have exchanged bad information before.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: Oh you got a lot of ner. I'm just telling you,
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: especially been number two. I have traded in for me. Hey,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: where we at the end of the road for today's folks,
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: we can't like. I keep trying to say, keep God
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