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Ask The CLO, Comedy Roulette, Premature Celebrations, Hiding Out From Family, and more! - 01.01.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time. Y'all don't know y'all at all
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  Speaker 2: at all, So don't given them black the.
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  Speaker 1: Milk bus busy boy, Yeah, listening to.
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  Speaker 2: To I don't Joy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 4: Show you you.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 6: I can't.
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  Speaker 5: To turn the mouth turn probably got to turn the mouth,
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  Speaker 5: turn out the water the monypo Look, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come out you think that I sure will.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning everybody. You'll listen to the voice. Come on,
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  Speaker 7: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 7: radio show. Ain't God good man? I mean really, Hey,
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  Speaker 7: you know what today I'm gonna try something different, and
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  Speaker 7: it's amazing. I'm gonna try something different because that's kind
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  Speaker 7: of what we're gonna talk.
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  Speaker 2: About this morning. Do something different this year.
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  Speaker 7: Look, if what you've been doing has just gotten you
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  Speaker 7: to this point and you are not content with the
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  Speaker 7: point you are at, then we need to make an adjustment.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, don't that seem like the common sense thing
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  Speaker 2: to do? It does to me.
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  Speaker 7: Let's just do something different this year. Make a commitment.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna put forth a
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  Speaker 7: little bit more effort. I'm gonna quit trying I'm gonna
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  Speaker 7: do it this year. You know, sometimes that simple change
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  Speaker 7: of attitude is enough. Instead of trying, I'm gonna do it.
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  Speaker 7: And it's just as simple as that. Sometimes, just remove
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  Speaker 7: certain words out the way, stop trying to do something.
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  Speaker 7: You know, I decided this year, you know it, gonna
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  Speaker 7: try to be a better person this year. I'm just
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  Speaker 7: gonna go about the business of being a better person
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  Speaker 7: this year and see how that worked. You know, because
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  Speaker 7: like I've said a thousand times, so if you keep
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  Speaker 7: doing what you've been doing, you gonna keep getting what
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  Speaker 7: you been getting.
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  Speaker 1: It.
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  Speaker 7: Don't change it, don't change unless you change it. But
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  Speaker 7: you have the power to change it. The power of
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  Speaker 7: decision is in your hands. Decide to do the do
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  Speaker 7: something different, take a commitment and say, you know what,
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  Speaker 7: this year, I'm gonna do the right thing.
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  Speaker 2: Now, let me warn you.
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  Speaker 7: When you decide to do the right thing, understand here,
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  Speaker 7: come to haters. What they not gonna let you do
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  Speaker 7: is make a conscious decision to be a better person
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  Speaker 7: without something to be said. Come on, now, you think
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  Speaker 7: the devil just gonna let you all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 7: you gonna you're gonna be better When he needed to
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  Speaker 7: keep you on the wrong side of the track, you're
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  Speaker 7: gonna go on the other side, so he come to haters. Now,
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  Speaker 7: now let me tell you what's gonna happen, because I'm
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  Speaker 7: speaking from experience. This is what I know, and all
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  Speaker 7: of you out there and know this to be true
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  Speaker 7: because all I'm doing right now, we just having to
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  Speaker 7: remind the conversation. When you decide to do the right thing,
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  Speaker 7: it's going to be unpopular with some people. Some people
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  Speaker 7: ain't gonna like your decision because now your decision to
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  Speaker 7: start getting to work on time, or your decision to
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  Speaker 7: finally go home and be the man you're supposed to be,
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  Speaker 7: or your decision to finally go on to take care
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  Speaker 7: of your kids in spite of it all, or your
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  Speaker 7: decision to man, I'm gonna come in here, man and
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  Speaker 7: start loving my girl the way she deserved to be loved,
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  Speaker 7: and all this here, Okay, Now that's gonna put somebody
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  Speaker 7: on the out looking in. You do understand that when
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  Speaker 7: you decide to come to work on time every day,
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  Speaker 7: your homie over there that's been coming in late with you,
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  Speaker 7: now all of a sudden you got you got. You
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  Speaker 7: don't put a spotlight on him now all of a sudden, Man,
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  Speaker 7: you ain't coming in late with me no more.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 7: Now they looking at me like I'm crazy by myself. Yeah, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 7: Because when you decide to do the right things, it
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  Speaker 7: becomes unpopular to some people. When you decide to do
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  Speaker 7: the right thing. From experien they gonna talk about you.
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  Speaker 7: Look at him now, and now he gonna go home.
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  Speaker 7: Now he know he been out here in the streets, right,
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  Speaker 7: he gonna try to go home and see his wife. Yeah, man, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you just made that decision. But they gonna talk about you.
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  Speaker 2: Now. Guess what.
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  Speaker 7: The girl that you've been going over to see, she
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  Speaker 7: gonna talk about you. You ain't this, You ain't nothing.
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  Speaker 7: Because now you're going home. Your boy's gonna talk about you.
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  Speaker 7: Because you're going home, and you're gonna get some flat
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  Speaker 7: When you do the right thing, here comes somebody ain't
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  Speaker 7: gonna like it. Somebody wants you to stay wrong, misery
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  Speaker 7: love company. When you make the decision to do the
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  Speaker 7: right thing, somebody is gonna call you a hypocrite because
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  Speaker 7: you know what they gonna do. They gonna point out
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  Speaker 7: the way you were in the past versus the way
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  Speaker 7: you decided to be brand new. How you all of
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  Speaker 7: a sudden claiming this one I saw you doing that.
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  Speaker 7: Please understand, when you make the decision to do the
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  Speaker 7: right thing, here they come you a hypocrite. You think
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  Speaker 7: they don't call me that? They called me that. Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 7: he fake, I hear man. Look on Twitter, you try
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  Speaker 7: to tweet people positive stuff. Here come a tweet you
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  Speaker 7: fake your family and all that. I ain't say my
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  Speaker 7: family was, man, I'm just trying to give out some
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  Speaker 7: positive encouragement, you know. But here it come, you a hypocrite.
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  Speaker 7: I remember when you was out on the tour with
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  Speaker 7: the Kings of Comedy. Yeah, me too, I remember that too,
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  Speaker 7: But I ain't out on tour with them no more.
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  Speaker 2: We done all changed. Hello, So now what you want
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  Speaker 2: me to do?
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  Speaker 7: You wanna keep living up to what you saw me
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  Speaker 7: as what I was? And I can't get no credit
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  Speaker 7: with you for what I'm trying to be.
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  Speaker 2: Now that's that.
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  Speaker 7: Now you're gonna be a hypocrite, you fake? Nah, man,
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  Speaker 7: you ain't fake. You just have made the decision to
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  Speaker 7: be a better person, that's all. And now because you
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  Speaker 7: ain't the person you was, the person they knew. Now
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  Speaker 7: they see the new you. Now you're a hypocrite. You
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  Speaker 7: ain't a hypocrite.
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  Speaker 2: You just change it.
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  Speaker 7: Don't let them hate to shake you. Man, go own
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  Speaker 7: about your business. When they talking about you. Look at
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  Speaker 7: him now, gonna try to go home. He been with
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  Speaker 7: me all this time. Hey man, just go home. Oh
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  Speaker 7: he gonna try to go home now, Man, he know
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  Speaker 7: Friday nights. Man, we done told our girls this where
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  Speaker 7: we at. Now he's showing up at the house because
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  Speaker 7: he don't want to come on player, Hey man, just
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  Speaker 7: go home. It's gonna be unpopular. You're gonna get talked about.
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  Speaker 7: They gonna say you're a hypocrite. But do the right thing.
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  Speaker 7: God will bless you for that. That's something in Proverbs
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  Speaker 7: that says, if you honor God, if you do the
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  Speaker 7: right thing, if you seek him out, God will cause
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  Speaker 7: his blessings to chase you down.
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  Speaker 2: Do you understand me what that means? Can you imagine
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  Speaker 2: what would happen in your life if God were to
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  Speaker 2: take some blessings and chase you down with him. Do
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  Speaker 2: you know that there's no hiding from him in your deepest,
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  Speaker 2: darkest secret. He know about the stuff that you done
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  Speaker 2: kept out the light from everybody else. He know about
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  Speaker 2: all of that.
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  Speaker 7: So now if he has got some blessings that he
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  Speaker 7: gonna chase you down with, you can't even escape him.
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  Speaker 2: You look up and here come another one. That go
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  Speaker 2: another one, Here he go again. Man.
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  Speaker 7: That's why I'm trying to get my life to because
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  Speaker 7: at the end, man, what I do not want, Man,
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  Speaker 7: And not even at the end, I just don't want
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  Speaker 7: now God to have all these boxes up in heaven,
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  Speaker 7: these blessings with my name on them, and I don't
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  Speaker 7: get them sent to me because I'm down here clowning
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  Speaker 7: so hard. He can't even ship blessings to me because
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  Speaker 7: I'm just so dead wrong that I'm blocking the blessings man,
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  Speaker 7: that God got for me. I would rather do the
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  Speaker 7: best I can do and be the best I can be,
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  Speaker 7: make some mistakes, ask for forgiveness, and get on up
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  Speaker 7: and see what God got for me. And remember, Donny
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  Speaker 7: McClurkin got a song out.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 7: We ain't got time to play it now because I
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  Speaker 7: done talked too long. But you know that's where I
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  Speaker 7: am right now. The song is one of my favorite.
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  Speaker 7: When Donnie wrote We Fall Down, do you know I
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  Speaker 7: knew him when he wrote the song. I thought he
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  Speaker 7: had wrote the song for me. I really did, because
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  Speaker 7: it came out after a conversation we was having, and
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  Speaker 7: I thought he had wrote the song for me because
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  Speaker 7: it's so appropriate to my life. And I bet you
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  Speaker 7: it's appropriate to your life, because see, guess what, we
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  Speaker 7: fall down, but we get up. He has a line
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  Speaker 7: in the song that says a saint is just a
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  Speaker 7: sinner who fell down, but he didn't stay there. That's
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  Speaker 7: the deal, y'all. Look, you gonna make some mistakes. Just
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  Speaker 7: don't stay there. Just get up, man, and walk straight again.
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  Speaker 7: Then while you're walking straight and write and trying to
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  Speaker 7: be righteous, you're gonna fall.
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  Speaker 2: Get up.
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  Speaker 7: Don't stay there and get back on the straight and
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  Speaker 7: the righteous. You're gonna fall a bunch of times. Just
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  Speaker 7: don't stay there. Just get up, man. That's the only
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  Speaker 7: difference between a saint and a sinner. Now they the
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  Speaker 7: same people, man. Actually, that's what the revealing news is.
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  Speaker 7: Saints is really sinners. They're the same people. They just
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  Speaker 7: keep getting up.
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  Speaker 2: That's all. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening easy to Steve Harvey. Morning shall.
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, it is here another great day God
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  Speaker 7: has given us ain't you glad about it?
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  Speaker 2: I know I am.
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  Speaker 7: I don't care what's in front of you. I don't
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  Speaker 7: care what situation you are facing. You ain't got no
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  Speaker 7: problem bigger than that God we serve. That's a fact, man,
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  Speaker 7: I got no problem bigger than my God.
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  Speaker 2: And neither do you.
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  Speaker 7: Welcome to this thing called life, to this thing called
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  Speaker 7: blessings and grace. We are all privy to this. All
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  Speaker 7: you got to do is believe. Let's get it on.
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  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey, Martin Show, Shelton Strawberry calling for real Mouth
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  Speaker 7: of the South, Junior Ah, the legend of nephew Tommy,
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  Speaker 7: and yours truly, Julie, what's on your mind today?
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  Speaker 2: I was able to ask you this man. You know
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  Speaker 2: you've been through these things.
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  Speaker 9: Man, but when you going through a storm, man, when
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  Speaker 9: you in the middle of it, you can't see left, right, north, south,
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  Speaker 9: You don't know which way you go?
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  Speaker 1: Where do you find your encouragement?
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  Speaker 2: Got holes in it? Yeah, got holes in it. You
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  Speaker 2: ain't got no buckets, you ain't even bailing.
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  Speaker 1: No, can't get nothing out of him. Man.
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  Speaker 7: For me, it's a little bit different because I'm older,
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  Speaker 7: already know that this too shall pass already know from
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  Speaker 7: prior experience that everything I've ever gone through God that
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  Speaker 7: brought me through it. I already have learned through life's trials, tribulations,
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  Speaker 7: set backs and all of that, that I am a
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  Speaker 7: child of the most hot and he got me covered
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  Speaker 7: and I'm gonna survive it.
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  Speaker 2: So see.
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  Speaker 7: But now, until you get a little bit of that
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  Speaker 7: experience under your belt, my strong suggestion to you is
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  Speaker 7: to is to use the greatest weapon available to us.
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  Speaker 7: That's oftentime, not used until you get into moments of
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  Speaker 7: turmoil and peril, and that's prayer works.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Prayer change his thing.
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  Speaker 7: I was playing golf with a dude one time, the
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  Speaker 7: older guy, and I said, hey, man, prayer works.
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  Speaker 2: Prayer change his thing, don't it. He was a pastor.
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  Speaker 2: He looked at me and say, prayer change people too.
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  Speaker 7: And let the one statement he said to me it
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  Speaker 7: affected me, man in a most profound way, because I
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  Speaker 7: was just fooling with the pastor.
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  Speaker 2: We out there playing golf and stuff. I just met
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  Speaker 2: the guy. He was a capital, he was a pastor.
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  Speaker 1: Cool dude.
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  Speaker 2: We was talking trash all game long. He was on
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  Speaker 2: the group behind me.
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  Speaker 7: Before I teed off, I turned around and say, hey, Pastor,
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  Speaker 7: I said, prayer change. Prayer change is things. He said,
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  Speaker 7: Prayer change people too. This is for me now, I
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  Speaker 7: don't know what. I can't speak for the people. Prayer
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  Speaker 7: for me gives me the sense of there's some aid
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  Speaker 7: and assistance available to me. Prayer gives me the feeling
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  Speaker 7: that I'm not alone, and press strengthens me and encourages
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  Speaker 7: me that it's gonna be all right.
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  Speaker 2: Those are the things that prayer does for me.
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  Speaker 7: The moment I start praying, yeah, I know it's gonna
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  Speaker 7: be all right, I feel I don't feel the loan anymore,
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  Speaker 7: and I feel a strength and a comfort.
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  Speaker 2: Prayer works, man, So when you're in the storm, get
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  Speaker 2: to pray it.
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  Speaker 7: It would be really helpful if you would pray when
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  Speaker 7: you weren't in the storm, so you wouldn't have to
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  Speaker 7: introduce yourself to him when you got in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like myself to him when I'm in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty minutes after the hour, Well hear
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  Speaker 4: This right here, Shirley, is the most important thing at
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  Speaker 4: my mama's house. Right here, This right here is my
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  Speaker 4: mama's tree, My mama's tree. Everybody had a tree at
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  Speaker 4: their mama house that was a hide and go seek
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  Speaker 4: tree five t and pteen twenty twenty back there third
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  Speaker 4: by bout you already know. I don't forget what you
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  Speaker 4: used to do back in the day. This right here
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  Speaker 4: is my mama's tree. Let's go catch up.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello man, I speak to Lord.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, Lord, This terror whom this tear about ten minutes
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  Speaker 10: from the yard picked.
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  Speaker 4: Dog, This ain't no chr Look man, is this lord
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  Speaker 4: that worked for Yes, sir, listen, you just came down
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  Speaker 4: Clayton's tree and hit me and tow all the limbs
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  Speaker 4: off my mama maple tree that's hanging over the street.
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  Speaker 4: And now she got limbs hanging all in the street.
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  Speaker 4: We got to cut this whole tree down because you
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  Speaker 4: thene messed it up. And you're the one that just
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  Speaker 4: drove through here.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Street today, Sir,
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  Speaker 8: say what.
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  Speaker 10: I ain't been down Clayton Street today. I ain't been
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  Speaker 10: in no residential neighborhood today.
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  Speaker 4: You just came down Clayton Street a couple hours ago
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  Speaker 4: and then tore all the limbs off my mama tree. Sorry,
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  Speaker 4: my mama, that tree been in our finished twenty five years.
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  Speaker 2: And if you just came down the.
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  Speaker 10: Street and just tow it all apart, Sir, I ain't
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  Speaker 10: been down Clayton Roll today.
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  Speaker 8: How did you get this number?
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  Speaker 4: By the way, don't worry about how I got your number.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody got to pay for my mama treat well.
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  Speaker 8: Sir, I ain't been down Clayton Roll today. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Call it call him back down. Hello, Lord, did you
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  Speaker 2: just hang up on me?
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  Speaker 10: Yes, sir, I told you I didn't been down on
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  Speaker 10: Clayton Roll today.
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  Speaker 4: Now you know what. Look I told you you just
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  Speaker 4: came down Clayton Road and just and just tore my
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  Speaker 4: mama tree up.
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  Speaker 10: All the lived down, no residential neighborhood today. Man, quit
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  Speaker 10: calling my phone with that.
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  Speaker 2: Look my grandmama played that tree. Now you don't have
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  Speaker 2: to do it.
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  Speaker 10: Planned it. Move them up then cut the branches off
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  Speaker 10: the summer and them.
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  Speaker 2: Branches is clear enough.
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  Speaker 4: You're not supposed to be driving them eighteen wheel trucks
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  Speaker 4: down this residential area like this here.
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  Speaker 10: Man, I would make delivery got if I had to
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  Speaker 10: come down that treet I would have. But I told
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  Speaker 10: you one, I ain't came down on Clayton Street today.
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  Speaker 4: You just said you had to make a delivery. Now
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  Speaker 4: you saying you ain't been down Clayton Street.
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  Speaker 10: If I hadn't made deliver down there, I would have
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  Speaker 10: came down that street. I ain't had to come down there.
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  Speaker 2: You've been on Clayton Street today, Now that part I
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  Speaker 2: do know.
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  Speaker 4: And what you got the wrong driver, dude, No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 4: no no no, I got the right driver. And what
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  Speaker 4: I do know is you then told my mama tree up.
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  Speaker 4: We got to cut this old tree down, and you
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  Speaker 4: know what you gonna pay for this?
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  Speaker 10: Then I ain't saying for a muddle tree that.
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  Speaker 2: I know you ain't talking about my mama tree.
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  Speaker 10: Well, guess what, take your tree and take your mama
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  Speaker 10: and both of y'all go out there and playing another street.
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  Speaker 4: Then we ain't playing no more tree. That tree been
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  Speaker 4: in our family for years. You're gonna mess around and
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: get your swip.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Behind this tree.
• 17:01
  Speaker 10: Bring it on, then bring your dog and bring the tree, which.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: You gonna make me whoop with a bridge off that tree.
• 17:08
  Speaker 10: Well, I tell you what if you that bad, then
• 17:11
  Speaker 10: I tell you what if I was on Clayton Street today,
• 17:14
  Speaker 10: I meet on Clayton Street with the tree.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: You come on over here to Clayton right now, because
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: I'm right out here in the street on the corner's phone.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: You come on outside. My mama sitting up in there
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: crying behind this tree because you done toe the limbs
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: off of it and we got to cut it down.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: That because you done messed it up.
• 17:29
  Speaker 10: Don't give her snapped in this yellow wife. But then
• 17:33
  Speaker 10: I ain't been down the street.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: I know you ain't sitting here talking about my mama.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Now see you tripping now, dog ain't tripping, dog you already.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Look man, I grew up with this tree in my
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: front yard. I grew up with this tree. Now you
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: got the nerve to drive through here and driving too fast,
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: because if you would have drove slow, you wouldn't have
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: been hitting.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: All them limbs like that. Y'all be running down here
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: too fast through here.
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 17:56
  Speaker 10: Look here, I told you once. Man, I ain't been
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: down on Clayton Street. Now like I told you, if
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: you want to meet me on Clayton Street, will all right? Now,
• 18:04
  Speaker 10: I'm sorry about your mom tree, but hell, there ain't
• 18:07
  Speaker 10: nothing I can do about it, cause I ain't been
• 18:08
  Speaker 10: down on Clayton Street.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: It's one thing you can do about it. You can
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: pay for it. And that's what you're gonna do. Now.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: You're gonna either give me some money.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get it at you. But you you gonna
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: you coming over here. Matter of fact, you're gonna come
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: over here now that big truck around and bring your
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: butt on over here right now.
• 18:26
  Speaker 10: Well I might well go on and turn it around,
• 18:27
  Speaker 10: because I ain't paying for no tree I'm kidding right now.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: That's fine, that's fine, But I tell you, when you
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: get here, my cousin here and all my uncles is
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: here sitting up there looking at that.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: What you done done in this tree? So bring yo own?
• 18:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well look at her. Take that tree and stuve
• 18:44
  Speaker 10: it up. You out, yo?
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: I ain't be a word with.
• 18:47
  Speaker 10: You in this street no more because I have told
• 18:49
  Speaker 10: you what. Let me aim this tree.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: You come on right now, because you don't know what
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: this tree mean to me. This tree right here used
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: to be home based for hide and go seek?
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: Are you crying?
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: You big?
• 19:01
  Speaker 10: You crying too?
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 19:02
  Speaker 10: Look at your dog. I ain't dog tree though, look
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: at wipe your eyes and.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: The hell would you this tree?
• 19:08
  Speaker 10: Right? I'm turning my you just meet me on Clayton Street.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: All right, let me tell you something. This tree used
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: to be first base for kickball?
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: Do you hit me that? Boss?
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Dude?
• 19:19
  Speaker 10: I done told you once. I ain't tree, all right, No,
• 19:22
  Speaker 10: heil around it. Dude, your name lord.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: But you ain't hel Hel is cool jay, and he
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: wouldn't not He wouldn't not have come down here and.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Told my mama tree here. Is not that kind of
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: person but you you lord?
• 19:37
  Speaker 10: Oh you crying for?
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 19:39
  Speaker 10: What crying for?
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Could you done messed up my mama Tree?
• 19:42
  Speaker 10: You sound like a perl. I'm crying because my mama
• 19:45
  Speaker 10: Tree broke.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. Go round and bring your down.
• 19:49
  Speaker 10: I believe that in ten minutes to meet your where's
• 19:54
  Speaker 10: that thing?
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Me?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: My uncles is here, my cousin is here.
• 19:58
  Speaker 10: All up the braid Runch family. What bro, I tell
• 20:03
  Speaker 10: you right now, it's gonna be hot water in this.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Don't make me no different. They call you l l
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: my knock you out and that's what you finnah get
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: m that's.
• 20:14
  Speaker 10: Come on, Come on with it because I'm here, all rights,
• 20:18
  Speaker 10: no running.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Cool. Don't make me listen right up. I'm finna tell
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: you one more thing about this tree. Is you listening
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: to me? I'm listening, Bro, Is you listening?
• 20:29
  Speaker 10: I just told you what. I don't give it about that,
• 20:32
  Speaker 10: but if you want to talk about it, go ahead.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you something. This is Nephew Tommy from
• 20:36
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• 20:38
  Speaker 10: You just got pranked by your boy JJ And look, man,
• 20:42
  Speaker 10: what did you just say?
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: This is nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning show.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: You just got pranked by your boy.
• 20:53
  Speaker 10: You got to be kidding me.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Man, No, ain't no tree missed up and you ain't
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: been on Clayton Street.
• 21:06
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• 21:11
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  Speaker 1: sorry Toronto. Her name is Toronto, Toronto, and Lafayette says,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: my husband's sister is having problems in her marriage, so
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: she's staying with us. When I got home from work.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: She was wearing one of my robes. I will gladly
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: get her some things if need be. So how do
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I nicely tell her that my stuff, my stuff is
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: off limits.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Let me catch you ass in this robe? Forget him nicely?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: She said, nice?
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: Nice?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Catch it off of second, just walk up there. Just
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: tad awful?
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: He or if I can't wear the robe, ain't nobody
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: gonna wear a rolle? Take a butcher knife and cut
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: the cold, cut the bill, swing over, just do whood stuff.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Here's my question. Is she's saying anything while she's cutting
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: the robe off?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, yeah, everybody cussing and cutting is a part
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: of it. Yeah, it goes, it goes. Yeah, and see
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: don't look the same on you no more? All right?
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Marissa and Stockbridge, Marissa writes, I'm thirty
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: eight years old and my husband likes to watch porn
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: while we're intimate. He says, he imagines that I'm the
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: women in the video. This doesn't sit well with my soul.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Does this mean that he is not satisfied with my
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: body and normal intimacy?
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Well, he imagined that you the women in the video?
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: Uh huh?
• 23:35
  Speaker 11: You do what?
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: What?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: What? What did you text? What did you write us?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: This fault? He just told you.
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: He imagines that you are the women in the video,
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: so he takes his mind off you and puts it
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: on huh. And instead of doing you, he's doing huh.
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: Which partities you don't get? Just don't sit right with
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: my soul. You ain't got the dreams your soul and
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: it is.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: It did take it somewhere else, didn't it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: That's the name of the movie back in the day.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: She needs to shut that down, all right, Frankie in Texas.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: As we move on, Frankie says, my son's child, that
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: would be your grandchild. My son's child and child's mother
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: live with me. She can't stay with my son because
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: he has a new girlfriend. But he still comes to
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: have sex with his child's mother. And I don't need
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: to be hearing that, and neither does the child.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: What should I do, Gota, Well, you got to put
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: a stop to that in your house. Your house, you
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: could actually.
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: Put a stop to that and just tell him that
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: he's being disrespectful. Very And then now he has a
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: new girlfriend somewhere else, but his former girlfriend and baby
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: live with his mama.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Right, and he has.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Lived with the mama too.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he has his own house that you know, he
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: has this new girlfriend over I'm sure.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Well, see, you got to take all this to your house.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and you coming back over here still having relations
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: with her in front of me and this boy. That
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: ain't gonna work. Being disrespectful. You need to sit the
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: girl down at and ask what's wrong with her?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: That's what Frankie should do, because that's what she wants
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: to know.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: What should she do? Well, you need to have conversation
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: with your son about being respectful of your house and
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: your rooms. Secondly, you need a conversation with this girl
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: and just go what's wrong with you? Yeah?
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: Now, you ain't good enough to go with him. You
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: ain't good enough to be with him. You got you
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: gotta stop being good enough to do him. Got to
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: be better than that.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good?
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and loving and then mama's food right after that though.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: That's pretty damn good, don't you come in?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: That's the bright side for you.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: That's why you that's why you do pranks, all.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Right, Steve, here's the last one. This one's Nevea in
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Culver City. Navea says, I've been dating a man for
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: fourteen years and we both turned forty in December. I
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: was hoping for an engagement ring for Christmas, but he
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: said the ring is custom made and won't be ready
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: until Valentine's Day. If I don't get it, then should
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I leave?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Well, she's been they've been dating.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: What what?
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: What?
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: What do y'all want me to say?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Say it?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Just say it? You listen to me. I've said this
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: one hundred times on this show.
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: Why is it that women do not understand this fact
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: that you have every right to know and have a
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: say soul with the direction your life is going.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: You have a right, yea to have a say soul
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: and know the direction in which your life is going.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: That's your right as a human being.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, stop right there. Why don't they? Why don't they then?
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: Because you think that you're supposed to center around and
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: wait on somebody else to make a decision about your life.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: When you have the power to exact the decisions you want.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Example, Okay, the.
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: Reason you keep waiting on a ring and don't get
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: it is because a ring is not a requirement of yours.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: It is a hope of yours. And if that ain't
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: the hope of his then all hope is lost.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: We're hopeless.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: So why don't you make it a requirement for this
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: to continue?
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: I am no.
• 28:21
  Speaker 11: Fourteen years that's at long'sfe and now it's custom made
• 28:30
  Speaker 11: and it won't be ready to custom boy?
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: What boy?
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: Stop them? Rings ain't custom made? Their asses in k jewler,
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: they in the window or they in the window. You
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: ain't got enough smart to make a damn custom ring.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: You nuts. Let me tell you something, man, if you
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: go in there and pick out that diamond in that setting,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: your ass can come back tomorrow the ring ready?
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well one more question because we need to understand this. See,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: go ahead, Well why fourteen years? I mean, why would
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: you stay with someone for fourteen years without anything?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: A lot of people have done it.
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: Because because you keep waiting on this theme to happen,
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: that you have not made a requirement. And I keep
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: telling y'all listen to me, ladies. A wedding day is
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: a woman's dream. The wedding day is not the man's dream.
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: All the man dreams of is the chick of his dreams.
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: We don't dream of our wedding day. And if we
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: can get to chick without the wedding day.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Bam, he got with he Oh don't all right, clo,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: This is Steve Harvin Martin show man hit. That twenty
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: four year old girl is dating this sixty five year
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: old man that buys and does everything for her.
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: Five months ago, I met another man closer to my age.
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: He took me to a family reunion and to my surprise,
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: my sugar daddy is his stepdaddy. He ain't say anything,
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: and I showed didn't because his wife is down. Now
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: you over there got to be quiet and stupid, but
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: you're dating the man's damn son.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: My question is is the sugar daddy his daddy? Your
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: daddy is his daddy? How many daddy you got? Show
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: coming up right after?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: So here's a question for you guys. Is there a
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: time in your life where you celebrated something before you
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: had it?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Oh know what I mean?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Before you should have?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: God? Come on me, what what? God?
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: I got I booked the show. It was a Jamie
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: Jamie Fox was going to do a show called uh
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: it was it was oh God, variety show like that
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: and and the show and I came home celebrated through
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: a party that I gotta.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I got a TV in the show. Never happened, God,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: so never happened.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you spent all that money.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Oh Man got a call from his manager at the
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: time was Marcus King. Got a call from Mark We
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: got your show.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: We're good. Oh good Man went home through a party,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: spent a whole bunch of money. Yeah, didn't did.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Not happen at all, just spending money. All What about you, junior?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Oh the thing they tease me about every time I
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: go back to Houston. I mean playing against wood Rich
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: High School of Football. I was running back.
• 31:31
  Speaker 9: I broke out from the one yard land, ran all
• 31:34
  Speaker 9: the way to the fire. I started putting my hand
• 31:37
  Speaker 9: up and got tackled at the other one.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: You did, don't know? So now my whole name at
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: the barber shop is ninety nine. Didn't come ninety nine,
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: went to wool Ridge right a high stoodent man.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Celebrate just yeah, all right, come on, Steve, I know
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: you have Yeah.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: My biggest one was nineteen seventy eight. Yeah, I ordered
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: that triple plum cuttness final final roof crushed the little
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: seats Burgundy burgundy, burgundy white stir wheel wrap had already
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: ordered it.
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: Cause of the I was getting a big commission check
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: for something, this life insurance couple, life insurance policy to
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: this couple, it was all ago. She said, I just
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: need my husband to see this. Can you come by
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: one more time. I came by and I was I
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: had to brochure in my briefcase of the cuttness. He said, yeah,
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: we're not gonna do it. What excuse me? Excuse me?
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: Now that's what the husband said. We're not gonna do it.
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: We don't want the policy. I'm gonna look somewhere else.
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: So I lost two things that day. Well, that night,
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: I lost the cutlass because now there's no way I
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: can get it because I ain't got the money.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: But I went to work the next day and lost
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: my job.
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: Job.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: It's after the white dude said, and we're not gonna
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: do it. Yeah. When I got up, I didn't cuss
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: him out. But the table got turned over.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: The tables just don't get turned over. What happened to my.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Hand got caught up under when I stood up real fast.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Didn't know you flipped that table.
• 33:44
  Speaker 11: That was I was.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: It was nineteen seventy eight. I was straight hood. I
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: ain't famous. I ain't I ain't told the joke yet.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: For a quart.
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: Didn't have a brand to concern myself with. Was wide
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: opening the aailable for all lawsuits. Because I have nothing,
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: you can win. So nineteen seventy eight was the prime
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: time to.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Mess with me. I had nothing.
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: Flipp the deal, golden gloves, Yeah, flipped it. I walk
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: came in the next morning. Everybody was looking at me.
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: Damn herve you're good, tom want to see you?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Does marriage make you a better person? That is the
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: question on the table right now.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: No, hey, hey, tent on this show.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: A new study from Tilburg University in the Netherlands suggests
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: that marriage can make you a better person. Specifically, getting
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: hitched makes you more forgiving and more likely to exercise
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: self control. All right, that's what it says.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Who they study.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: This is a new study. They studied married, marry people,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: people that.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Come by my house and study damn.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: From the Netherlands. It suggested marriage can make you a
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: better person. Specifically, getting hitched makes you more forgiving, It
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: makes you more forgiving to rights, and it makes you
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: more likely to exercise self control. If you married to
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: the wrong Tommy, No, that's in the what are the
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: one they got for over here?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Thank you?
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: You married the wrong person. It will not make you
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: a better person. It makes you better at doing certain
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: things like what. It becomes a lot more craft cheater.
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: Your ass gets real craft wrong. Your ass can learn something.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: What you learn, like not how to go home.
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: You have learned about spots. You'll know about a lot
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: of restaurants. You have a lot of little hobby holes.
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: You know how to walk in places and spot cameras.
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: You learned a lot the back way. Yeah, you know
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: you use your phone different. When I was out there,
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: wasn't no phone cameras, wasn't no GPS.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Wasn't none of that.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: When you're out there.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was out there see all this.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: Now, I already know I'm good because where I'm gonna go, well,
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: I could keep my heads home.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Figure GPS off your phone. You got to turn that
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: off as soon as you lead out. Hey, dog, if
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: you're famous, you can't do nothing. You just can't do nothing.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Just go home, though.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: If you're famous and you're not happy, just get yourself
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: a divorced man, because you're gonna get seen.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Put you out there. Yeah, I'm just be freakingle did
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: you did you.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Want to say that aloud? And did you want to
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: keep that to yourself? You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
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• 37:39
  Speaker 1: And it's time now for a round of would you rather?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Would you rather live where it always rains? Or would
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: you rather live where it's always dark?
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Aheed rain? I got to see some light? I take
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: that rain. I can't do that?
• 37:54
  Speaker 8: Okay?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: You do that dog? Anal sunshine.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Not spor so okay? Would you rather do hair and makeup?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Listen to this one, guys do hair and makeup at
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: a funeral home? Or would you drive a city rather
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: drive a city bus?
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Driving the bus? Yeah, you don't want to. I don't
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: give a damn how you look when you live in
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: I know good? Hell? What hell?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: What's that sound again? I love that.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not fitting to care how you look now, I'm not.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Damn so your bus driver is all good?
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: But hell?
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Did high brown look? Family be wanting to fight me? Yeah,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: my mama lipstick? Get it right, dead dog, I'm gonna
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: have that wig on baccals.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I know you already know you're gonna do it wrong.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: I ain't. I ain't gonna put the wig on you.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: You gotta put a wig.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Just like us that the bus drivers out there? You Yes, yeah,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: drive the city buses.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Drive? That's cool anyway? Yes?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Would you rather? I got that a lot when I
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: used to ride the bus?
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Listen, would you rather show your boss all the pictures
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: in your phone? Or would you rather show your wife
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: all you get the pictures in your phone?
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Boss? Well, I got a problem because my wife. You're
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: in trouble.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: All right, Quiet, nephew, what you got I'm.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Showing man, you won't get in trouble for that?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Will were good? All right?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Would you rather give up? Would you rather give up profanity?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather give up lying? All right, one's
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: gotta go.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: I got to lie. Yeah, I'm gonna give up profanity
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: and that's a that's a lie. Right there.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't see you giving. It's no way
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I can start.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: It's no way.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: What is the problem you have?
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: Lying is the basis and core of marital happiness and bliss.
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: If you stop lying, listen, this is.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: A wrap.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Round, would you rather? Guys?
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, This is your man, Steve Harvey. Have
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: yourself a happy and a safe new year from all
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: of us here to Steve Harvey. Morning shirt.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: All right, it is time now for comedy roulette. Steve Jay,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: please please quickly set this up.
• 41:10
  Speaker 12: Every week our comedy ability is tested, and the way
• 41:14
  Speaker 12: we prove how good we are put five subjects on
• 41:17
  Speaker 12: the wheel.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Spin the wheel, wedge, stop, We got it. That's all
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: That's all it is comedy. All right, Here are the
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: five subjects. Number one fish grease. Number two, she wasn't
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: that big in high school. I appreciate that one, okay.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Number three tastes like chicken. Number four now that I
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: have a little money, you know who I am. And
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: number five, I don't know how you could eat that.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Give me that.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go spend the wheelcat. Oh h, Now
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: that I have a little money, you know who I am?
• 42:15
  Speaker 12: Let me have that, Let me start going out. I see,
• 42:17
  Speaker 12: back in the day, my nickname was Fish. Didn't nobody
• 42:21
  Speaker 12: know fish, didn't speak the fish. You're too fine to
• 42:25
  Speaker 12: speak to the fish. But now that fish is on TV?
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Hey Fish?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: How you doing?
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: Fish?
• 42:36
  Speaker 12: And I can't remember who you are?
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: What you got?
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I was out of my league.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: I was way out of my league. You would drop
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: dead fine to me. I beg for it, won'ted it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: I used to ask for a day and night. You
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: never gave me the time of day. But now now
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: got a little money, I'm going to steel Harvey Monis
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: you're texting.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Me now, ain't have it? If I want it, I
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: don't want it now.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: I don't want it. Yeah, I hear tom.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Come on Jo, you know what. Now I got a
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: little money. You know who know my name?
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Be a collector.
• 43:12
  Speaker 9: They know exactly who they talking to him now. But
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: if they don't even call me about my real name,
• 43:17
  Speaker 9: that's how I know they know I got money. They say,
• 43:19
  Speaker 9: excuse me, junior, in junior, that ain't my government name?
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Now real is right up my alley. Now I got
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: a little money. Well you know who I am now? Yeah,
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: this goes out to ike.
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: Back in Cleveland, had mister Albert's men. Yeah, I used
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: to call me l k uh lailway ken No, but
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: and I I'm my your whole damn stoke. So the
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: next time I walk in, I ain't coming in laid
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: way on me. I might just bright your damn.
• 44:11
  Speaker 12: Let me put an initial out there with a last name,
• 44:13
  Speaker 12: just the initial and the last name.
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: You know who you are, the last name white. Ah,
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: you were so fine, Oh my god, you were fine.
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: Did not even speak to me in the hall way.
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: I walked past you like a slave because I ain't
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: want to look at you. Now it was that damn fine.
• 44:37
  Speaker 12: But oh it has changed because he's got a little money.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a little money.
• 44:50
  Speaker 9: I'll tell you, everybody know my name at now I'm
• 44:52
  Speaker 9: a lot more familiar and welcome when I walk in
• 44:54
  Speaker 9: the door. A bank account used to sit on six
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: dollars with your But what I didn't notice though, when
• 45:03
  Speaker 9: I go on to bank, now there's a whole nother room.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: It's got vegetables. Hit it right esus oh when I.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Go to banks, missus spaces this away?
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Why what you standing in line? Come on around this way?
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Do you have your access car? Never mind, I have money.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Oh you know I used to couldn't go to you.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: I would. I didn't get.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Invited to the big Christmas party because I just you
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. I wasn't big enough. I didn't
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: have a name enough. But now that I'm viowling and
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: I'm on this show and i'm the nept you got
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: a little money if I can doing this stand up.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go to your funky Christmas party.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Now I throw my whole.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Damn Christmas party and my chateau.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Y'all kept? All right, all right, we'll be back with nephew.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Tell me he's prank phone call right after this. You're
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, coming up at
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after the hour. It is today's Strawberry Letter,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: the subject I need both of them, and don't judge me.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Don't judge.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you how many times I said, Dot,
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: We're we're gonna go.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get into that in just a few because
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: called neft What you got choppers?
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Fielder choppers fielder raw got dog? If you what? Uh,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to reach James James.
• 46:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, what's up?
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Hey?
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: This this is Gerald. I was a friend of uh,
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: your friend Chapel. Yeah, Chapel just uh passed away last week, right, Yeah?
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: I know they Sposta had a funeral and stuff over
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: at at Moth Baptist Church and uh, I don't really
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: know you, but me and me and Chopper and a
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: bunch of the rest of us. Man, we used to
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: hang out at the club not too far from the house.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: You know, That's pretty much where Chopper was all the
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: time at the club. Anyway, what a bunch of us
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: was over at the club talking man, and I was
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: we was really want to reach out to one of
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: the family members, you know. And then somebody said you was,
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: you know, kind of a good friend of his, and
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: we we we we decided to call you and see
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: if you didn't mind. Do you think that you can
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: talk to uh, some of the family members and see
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: if they don't mind having the funeral at the club.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: At the club, see what do Let me let me
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: try to explain something to you, Jane. What we're trying
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: to do is, see, we believe that we believe you.
• 47:52
  Speaker 8: Said at the club, come on the club funeral, And
• 47:57
  Speaker 8: that's what I understand it.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: But see, see, Choppel Choper ain't really go to church
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: a whole lot. You know what I'm saying, He ain't
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: really really go as long as I've been knowing him. Now,
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: he loved the Lord and stuff like that, clayl.
• 48:09
  Speaker 8: But these are church going folks, fer I understand.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: But see Chopel wouldn't Chopel Chopper went to the club.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: So what I'm asking you is, let's have the funeral
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: at the club.
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: Hell, no, bro, come on, we can't have no funeral
• 48:26
  Speaker 8: at no club. Man, come on, No, no, I can't.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: But but what what I'm saying is, though, is that
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: he wasn't really he wasn't really no church going person.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: I believe that a person ought to be uh, the
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: last words are to be said over him in a
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: place he's more familiar with.
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying, A player, player, No, I don't.
• 48:48
  Speaker 8: I don't know what you mean. Now, just gotta be
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: a funeral. This is this is a church for I
• 48:53
  Speaker 8: go to church, and all my folks go to church.
• 48:55
  Speaker 8: Now we got to this sing up in church. This
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: is a church thing.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: But you don't, you don't feel But do you understand
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: where I'm coming from?
• 49:01
  Speaker 11: Know?
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: There man ought to gone on and the last words
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: are to be in a place he more familiar with.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Now, if he went to church, then I understand that.
• 49:09
  Speaker 8: You see, bro, Hell no, no, See it's his chance
• 49:13
  Speaker 8: to get itself right. And don't we don't have him
• 49:15
  Speaker 8: up in church in front of everybody. You know, that
• 49:19
  Speaker 8: don't make sense? Who's this again? I mean, who are you?
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: My name is Gerald, but who is Gerald?
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 49:26
  Speaker 10: How do you?
• 49:26
  Speaker 8: How do you relate to this? Are you a preacher?
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Or are you not?
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Are you?
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: No?
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm I'm I was friends with Chopper
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: and see I hung out at the club and still
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: hang out there with a whole bunch of you know,
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: was real good friends with Chopper and we were saying that,
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: you know Choppers, the last words about Chopper are to
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: be said at the club, because see that's what Chopper
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: was about, five six days a week, That's what Chappa was.
• 49:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but what church are you affiliated with? I mean,
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: why the hell would I I try to talk to
• 49:57
  Speaker 8: the family, make me look stupid in front of the
• 49:59
  Speaker 8: family telling them to put this thing in the club.
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: How is that gonna go off?
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: See, see that's what I'm saying. You know them way more.
• 50:06
  Speaker 8: Than we do, because see that you're talking about trying
• 50:09
  Speaker 8: to move from a damn funeral at a church to
• 50:11
  Speaker 8: a damn nightclub or a strip club or something.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Not no strip club, just a nightclub.
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: I mean, you're talking about having folks travel from across
• 50:21
  Speaker 8: the country and meeting in the damn club. What kind
• 50:25
  Speaker 8: of that.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: But that's what Chapel was. That's what Chapel was.
• 50:29
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna look if I'm the one telling them to
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: move it to the damn.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Club, You're gonna look like somebody that's trying to I'm
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: gonna look like a fool.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: No, you're not. You're gonna look like somebody's trying to.
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: Keep it real when come to the damn funeral.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: If I do something like that, Okay, okay, let me
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: ask you this hit in. Let me ask you this here, Jane.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: Do you think do you think you can maybe get
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: the body and bring it over to the club. Well,
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying before they even do the funeral or whatever.
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: Hell, no, just getting to walk in the dog by myself.
• 51:04
  Speaker 8: Don't touch the body for him now.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: We're just trying to say our last words at Chopper
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: Man in the place that Chopper moment.
• 51:11
  Speaker 8: No him again? Who for you? You get my number?
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Somebody at the club had your number, say you was print.
• 51:18
  Speaker 8: What do y'all call me? Of all folks, y'all call.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: They say you good? You in with the family, and you.
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: Can tell me with the family. But I ain't in
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: in the family. Make me look stupid. Hell now, won't
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: y'all I get aut of them too, the family. Y'all
• 51:33
  Speaker 8: call the family, y'all tell them that yourself.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Man, I won't. I just trying to get you to
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: bring the body by.
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: Man and let us no, I ain't touching no dead body.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: We just want to have one last drake with Chopper Man.
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: You have one with your boys, and you get together
• 51:48
  Speaker 8: with them and y'all talk about bottom and let them
• 51:52
  Speaker 8: know how Chopper was, what kind of prison he was,
• 51:54
  Speaker 8: what kind of person we need to.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: We want chopp up to be there. This Chopper, this
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: is Chopper you talking about man.
• 52:00
  Speaker 8: I'll bring y'all to the church. Y'all need to be
• 52:04
  Speaker 8: up in the church.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: We want to have Chopper at the club.
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: Well we know mom man, y'all fuller, well we know
• 52:11
  Speaker 8: MYU have my looking like a fool at a damn funeral?
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: What this about Chopper, yo?
• 52:16
  Speaker 8: And damn right about chopping?
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: You'll break Chopper to that club, y'all.
• 52:20
  Speaker 8: Tripping, man, I ain't doing. I'm just going to this funeral.
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna care to say what I think about chopping.
• 52:27
  Speaker 8: And I'm tall If y'all want to add crazy in
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: front of town, y'all talk to fill y'all selfing do this?
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Look, I got one more thing I want to say.
• 52:35
  Speaker 8: I don't even know you or what what?
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: What this his nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: You just got pranked by your boy. This nephew timy
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy told
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: me to prank you.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 52:59
  Speaker 8: I just know you'.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: This is nephew Tommy.
• 53:03
  Speaker 8: No, no play, oh man. I can't believe that. No,
• 53:09
  Speaker 8: he didn't. I can't even believe he did that.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: what is what is the baddest radio show in the.
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: Land, the Steve Harvey moaning show Man.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: We think, I mean it made sense though, didn't need
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: to have, you know, the funeral at the club. That's
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: what Chopper used to be. That don't make sense to y'all.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: One last drink with Chopper Man.
• 53:36
  Speaker 7: No hell no, no, I was just interview master p
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: not too long ago. He no limit, No, I'm no limit?
• 53:42
  Speaker 7: What what's c jr? Tommy can't see what other people see,
• 53:51
  Speaker 7: and so Tommy operates from his viewpoint, which is low what.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Low? All this comes from restrictions, you know, Oh boy.
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: He can't see what he do to other people because
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  Speaker 7: he can't see the expression on their face. If you're
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  Speaker 7: staring at somebody's shirt on the damn tip, it's hard
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  Speaker 7: to look up and see how they're not laughing Tommy
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  Speaker 7: face the chest, or you can see they're hurting some people.
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  Speaker 1: Shit, that was great laughing, Tommy, I'm laughing at something else.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not laughing at what else?
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: I could kill this?
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  Speaker 1: Subject, I need both of them, and I need to
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  Speaker 1: Cover up their ears. Okay again, the subject is I
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  Speaker 1: need both of them. Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: I have been through hell and back in our short
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  Speaker 1: four year marriage. He cheated on me first, and then
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I cheated on him. When I cheated, I got caught
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: in the act, and the guy I cheated with rides
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: motorcycles with my husband. How it happened was crazy. We
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: went to a viking event and my husband got drunk,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: so his friend brought us home. His friend helped me
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: get him into bed. Then we went outside to smoke
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: some wheed. I hadn't had sex and months because my
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: husband cheated on me. I got so high I started
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: telling his friend all of our business, and then some
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: kind of way we ended up on the side of
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: the house, naked from the waist down. I was hooking up.
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  Speaker 1: I was hooking him up when my husband started calling
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  Speaker 1: my name, and when he came to the side of
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: the house, we didn't have time to pull our pants
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: up or run. We were busted. I told my husband
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: I was sorry, and then he surprised us by telling
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: us to finish because he wanted to watch. We couldn't
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: work under that pressure, so I got dressed and went inside,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: and he encouraged his friend to come inside and finish
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: me off while he watched. I think this is something
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: they've done before. Because they were both too comfortable. We
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: started having sex, and then my husband joined in. This
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: was my first threesome with two men, and I can't
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: believe my husband allowed this. A few days later, he
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: decided to bring it up and asked me to be
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: honest with him. I told him I need the both
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: of them every once in a while to keep things interesting.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: He said it was fine and he'd be he'd bring
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  Speaker 1: he'd bring a female over sometime so that he can
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: have some fun too. I shut it down and said
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I only want him and his friend. Now he's acting jealous,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: So why did he start all of this? That's what
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: he wants, don't you see it, That's what he wants.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, some kind of way. We ended up on
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: the side of the house, naked from the waist down.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was really like the craziest line in
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  Speaker 1: the letter.
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  Speaker 2: But there is more.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's a lot of them in here. Your
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: husband asked his friend to finish you off so he
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: could watch. Then I'm thinking this is really working out
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: for your favor because hubby is on board with all
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: of this and he's joining in. And he didn't kill you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't kill his friend, he didn't kick you out,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: he didn't divorce you, he didn't give his friend a
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: beat down any of that. Nothing, nothing normal happened in
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: this letter. So I'm thinking, since both of you are
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: cheaters and you like threesomes and all of this, and
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: your husband liked watching and all of that, although you
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: know he can't bring the females in because you shut
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: that down, it just sounds like you guys are in
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: some sort of open marriage and you don't know it.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: You know, you just haven't named it yet. This is
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: what swingers do they share their mates with others? And
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: that's what you guys are into. So I just say,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: go ahead, put a label on it and own it,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: because that's what this crazy marriage is, okay, and it
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: is what it is. You guys are into sharing period.
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  Speaker 2: Steve. You know, here's the problem with this letter is
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: at the question at the and it's at the answer
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: to that question at the end is also how the
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  Speaker 2: letter begins.
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  Speaker 7: The question at the end is so why did he
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: start all of this? Why did he start all of this?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Is the question. Well, let me tell you what happened
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: at the top of the letter. They've been in the
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: back and forth short through hell and back relationship before
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: your marriage. He cheated on me first, then I cheated
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: on him. When I cheated, I got caught in the act.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: And the guy I cheated with rides motorcycles with my husband.
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  Speaker 7: That's a lot of information. We ain't even out of
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: paragraph one. This letter is packed with facts and we
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: not even otter.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear me? So when you go back to
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: the end of the letter and it goes, so why
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: did he start all this?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: He cheated on me first? Then I cheated on him?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Then when I cheated, I got caught in the act.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: And the guy I cheated. We'll ride motorcycles with my husband.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: That ain't all he ride, or it ain't just motorcycles.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: What else? He's a rider.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: He just a rider.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: He read it up. What you want to do. He
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: ride bikes, He rides uh, trailer holmes, he ride ons.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: He do sidewalking on side of houses. He uh, he streaks.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 12: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: He do service calls. He got a tuck in service
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: at night for drunk men that need to be tucked
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: in bed. This this is just an amazing letter. So
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: when I come back, I want to share with you,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 7: you know, because like I told you, y'all, y'all went
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: to a biking event. Your husband got so drunk that
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: is free and brought y'all home, and his friend helped
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: me get him into bed. See that's a service. That's
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: a nice friend. Then y'all went outside smoking weed. See
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: that right there. He'll plug. He helped you get your husband.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: In your bed. He got weed.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: She was high, Steve, she was so high.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: I ain't never been that high.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Of Steve's response, coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: the hour Strawberry Letters, subject today. I need both of them.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back right after this. It's time
• 1:02:42
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• 1:02:45
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  Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I need both of them as a subject.
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  Speaker 2: This letter is so crazy. This lady been in a
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: been through hell back and forth in a short fold
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: year marriage. He cheated on me first, then I cheated
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: on him. Then when I cheated, I got caught in
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: the act. The guy cheated with riding motorcycle with my hub.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: That sounded like, uh, that movie Smoking the Bandit with
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Jackie Gleason was describing how he was chasing rudderscross the country.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: He got charges on it. He was eating that sandwich.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Give me my give me that dieblow sandwich. He'd across
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: state line and got him for kidnapping, high speed chasing,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: distart police property.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: So this is what I left him with the lady husband.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: See how this sounds right, that's the funny part to me.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: So now let's move on down the letter. So they
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: went outside after he tuk the husband in bed who
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: got drunk at the bike at the motorcycle riding event.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: His friend got your husband. Your husband got so drunk.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: He helped you get him in the house and tuck
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: him in bed. Then y'all went outside to smoke some weed.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: You ain't had sex in moss because your husband cheated
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: on him.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 7: I got so high I started telling his friend all
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: our business. And there's some kind of way now hear
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: the part right here, like you don't know right, some
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 7: kind of weight. We ended up on the side of
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: the house, neked from the waist down. What you got
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: to take them down? Motorcycle boots off, you got to
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: take them chaps off, you gotta get them tight ends,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: jeans off, you gotta get that motorcycle vest off.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: But you're from the waist down.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: So you got the honor your club. So you gotta
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: keep your vests on, vest off because you see you
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 7: got your motorcycle patch on it. You can't disrespect to patch.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: That's like burning American flying to a hill boy. So
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: now y'all neked from the waist down.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: I was hooking him up when my husband started calling
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: my name, and when he came to the side of
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 7: the house, we ain't had time.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: To pull our pants up or run. I've never been
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: in that place issue. Wow, I ever heard I can't run?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: But so you so comfortable you done took your clothes
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: off and folded them up on the ground in a pile.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: He can't run. I got to have at least one
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: leg and something. God, So now we didn't have time
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: to pull our pants up and run. We were busted.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: I told my husband I'm sorry, and then he surprised
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: us by telling us to finish because.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: He wanted to watch.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: That was a surprise.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: You surprised everybody in the letter with that one.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we read it.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: We went what kill anybody? We couldn't work under that pressure.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 7: So I got dressed and went inside, and he encouraged
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: his friend to come inside and finish me off while
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: he watched.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: I think this is something they'd done before.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 7: Oh, because they were both too comfortable for Wait a minute,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: that was your takeaway.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Your husband told another man to come in the house
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: and finish you off. Your takeaway is I think they've
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: done this before because they were uncomfortable and.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't right pants on.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: So now we started having sex?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, lady, you go along with all this. We started
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 7: having sex, and then my husband joined in, join in. Yes,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 7: it's funny man, man, somebody doing my wife exactly. And
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 7: then I tap in, like you had to dance with
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: white people. Welcome taping on the shoulder, my turn. You
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 7: had one of them white dances now where they tap in,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 7: you had the boul Reguard ball or something. I said,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: that was my first threesome with two men, and I
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: can't believe my husband the loudest. A few days later,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 7: he decided to bring it up and asked me to
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: be honest with him. I told him I need the
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: both of them every once in a while to keep
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: things interesting. He said it was fine, and he'd bring
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 7: a female female over sometime so that he can have
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 7: some fun too.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: I ship that down. We ain't doing all that. I
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: don't know who you think I am? What type of
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: woman you think I am? Bring another woman up in here.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: I just want menses.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: That's why she drew the line.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, draw this line up in here.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 7: But it's gonna be three people in the bedroom. It's
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 7: gonna be two menses and me. That's weird anyway, because
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: once I'm naked, I could be the only one with
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: a body part that looked like mine in that room.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you that right now. And now, he
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: can't be two people in here with zippers, know something,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 7: have several people in here with a dress on, but
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: it can't be one.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Dude. You didn't hear with no damn zipp if we
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: talking about getting nicky, So lady, I ain't got no
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: advice to you. Your question is why did he start
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: all this? The question is why did you finish all this?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the question.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Thank you all right, Steve, Thank you.
• 1:09:15
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  Speaker 1: See this is from Dorothy in Essex. Dorothy says, I
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: saw on a TV show that a woman had four
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: children by her husband, and she said that she had
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: never once had an orgasm. I'm sixty eight years old
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: and I'm in the same situation. I have three grown
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: children and I've faked it in the bedroom for almost
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: forty years. I cheated on my husband twice, and I
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: had really really good sex both times. But I loved
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: my husband so much that I couldn't leave him. Should
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: I come clean with him and let him know that
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: I've had sex that's better than his, Or do I
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: keep it to myself and never ever have an orgasm
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: in my life?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Ever have an orgasm? You got to die another will
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: what you just told? Don't you do that.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 7: Because it's going to accomplish nothing. It will accomplish nothing.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 7: It would destroy his feelings for you. If you tell
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: this man because he was, you're going to destroy his
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: feelings for you and his ego all at once. So
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: when you tell this man that you cheated on him
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: to have great sex and it was better than his,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 7: but you love him so much you couldn't leave him,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: you think that.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Everything you say after that is mute, shut shot, this
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: go to the grave. Them two dudes. You had to
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: the grave. Yeah. Now I don't promote cheating or nothing
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: like that, but you might have to go back over there.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she said it was really good with them all time.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: See me, I ain't telling you what to do. Seem
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: to me like you need to go back over there.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Is it too late to.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Help her husband? Help her?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Forty you dog? If you ain't figured it out in
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: forty years, what I don't understand? What is he doing?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Apparently nothing?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Apparently it's Steve Harbin Martin show Man.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: How would you know if your wife is a former stripper?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 7: I have a couple of ways that you.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, If every time she enters the room she grabs
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: the edge of the doorway and swings into the that
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: that's a damn dead giveaway. She grabbed the edge of
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: that doorway and swang into that's a damn dead gibble
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: y'all walking down the street. Yeah, and she pick up
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  Speaker 2: all the money she see on the sidewalk, even if
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  Speaker 2: it's a quarter, nickels dime. If she knows how to
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: pick up money off the ground, this is a dead
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: giveaway that your wife could have been a strip.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Right after all?
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  Speaker 5: Right, guys?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: So, according to a new One Poll survey, about half
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: of Americans hide out when they need to find peace
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: and quiet and privacy. Where do they hide out from
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: other family members? In their household? In the bathroom. In
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, that's where they are.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: But you got to keep the light out though you
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: can't turn that light on.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: You're just in the room.
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  Speaker 2: But you at peace. You don't need to see nothing
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: in that Noway, what you need to see are you?
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  Speaker 1: Are you with your phone in there? You take you
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: got your phone in there.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: You gotta take your phone.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: You gotta take you something to drink, A couple of snacks,
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  Speaker 4: you know, and if you got it, you like a
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: bowl ice cream, that's good.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: You might sit on right down because it's gonna straight
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: through you anyway. It's gonna go straight through you anyway.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: Just sit there because I'm not eating in the bathroom. Sorry,
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  Speaker 3: those when I don't have that. Aunc got he got
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  Speaker 3: a TV in here. I ain't got there yet. I
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  Speaker 3: ain't made that kind of I ain't made that. No
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: way get the aathroom without no TV.
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  Speaker 2: It's no way, right, there's no way that's impossible. I
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: have an entire office in my bathroom, phones on the
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: wall there working. I told you one thing.
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  Speaker 7: I got one better than that. Because we always have
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 7: a construction at the house. I go standing in the
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 7: porter partty to get away from everybody.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't actually win anything there and just shut
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: the door and just stood in there for fifteen minutes.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: So it's true.
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  Speaker 4: Then you probably got a different kind of porter party,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: though yours probably different.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they got the can.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Let's hear that.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: Here we go, here we go, come come home.
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  Speaker 1: Let me hear it.
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  Speaker 5: Because I guarantee you is not the one we use
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  Speaker 5: at the fire.
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  Speaker 2: It ain't that green one. It ain't that green one.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: I'm telling the different one.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 7: Well, they have they have VI P port parties that
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 7: have steps on them. You go up the steps. They
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 7: got stalls with doors.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: They have you known wash boss, you know, sinks and
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: all of that. I have a little green one where
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: you just standing over some mess. That's the can't say
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: it was in on the commercial. Remember when it turned
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: over It was like that one. You remember that. I
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: think it's more of an executive VI You know you
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: go up the steps.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: The bathroom for both of you guys, is where.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: You mad through? Yeah? You know like sometimes I'll just
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: drive off.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Steven's bathroom slash office.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: You know something. I just get in my car, just
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: drive on.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah you can you still drive every now and I dried, okay,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: but you.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Know what you get tired of here?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: What was you?
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  Speaker 10: Why?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Why? Why? What do you want?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 8: You need?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: Look?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: I need you to do something. I heard answer me
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: answer me. I need you right now?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: What Steve?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: What I didn't want to I was calling you.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: I want to say I heard you answer the phone.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: I called you on your phone. You have your phone
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: with you? Why you didn't answer your phone?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 7: You silent on the radio this morning. I forgot to
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 7: take it off. Silent the phone, right, man. One time
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 7: Marjorie called me. She was upstairs and I was I
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 7: was in the backyard in the motor court and she
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 7: was standing up in the window calling me. And I
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: didn't know she was in the window, and I had
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 7: my phone in my hand. And when I saw the phone,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 7: I went.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: God, dunk it. And you saw that gesture? Yeah, So
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: I picked the phone and I went hello, turned around
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: in the window.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 7: I turned around. She said, I saw you before answer
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 7: that phone. I said, baby, it was a damn be
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 7: over here.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Look at the lines, how they just roll off your
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: tongue busted busted. She's like, what do you won't answer me?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Answer your text? When I text you, it says delivered.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: That's what we liftingum in my battery.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: And temmy, do not take ice cream in the bathroom anymore?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Are you coming up? It is coming twenty minutes after
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  Speaker 1: thet's more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: Right after this ew Bluebell.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: from Shelley from Steve BARBFM dot com. She says, I
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: made a resolution to be healthier this year. I plan
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: on trying to exercise a few times a week, and
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: I'm going to eat healthier. I talked to my boyfriend
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: about it before the new year, But now that I'm
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: trying to put it into practice, I'm getting no support
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: from him. Actually, he's making it more difficult. He just
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: went to the grocery store and bought a bunch of
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: junk food. And when I went to the gym yesterday,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: he said he was going to watch TV and chill.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: I know I have to do this on my own.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: I know this, but I expected him to at least
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: support me. Am I wrong for wanting him to not
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: actively work against my healthy resolution? Was that wrong?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 7: He didn't come along with the resolution, No, he did.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 7: He made a commitment to be more of me. That's
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 7: obviously where he is. If you're trying to be less
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 7: of you and he trying to be more of me.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 7: And it's hard when you don't have a support in
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 7: the house to stay on track, to die and everything.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: But you can't blame him. He ain't that dude, So
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: just stay on your mission. Stay focused. Maybe when he
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: sees your improvements he might join along. But that's the
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: only thing. It's hard to make the decision and hard
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: to stay committed. But if that's what you want to do,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: that's what you have to do. So just then want
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: to make it work.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: But Steve, do you really think he's got a bunch
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: of junk food?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: She said, Now, not a candy bar all everywhere with him.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Huh, he's gonna be back on the couch in February.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Both y'all just sitting over there, just sweating. But stay
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: with it, those sisters, stay with you.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, it's Carla Farrell, that old mop and bucket aside?
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  Speaker 5: rather Would you rather live where it always rains?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather live where it's always dark?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: Okayeed, rain, I got sea some light. I take that rain.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: I can't do that. Okay, you do that, dog anal
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  Speaker 1: Not costs for soul? Okay? Would you rather do hair
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: and makeup? Listen to this one. Guys do hair and
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: makeup at a funeral? Roll home? Or would you drive
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: a city rather drive a city bus?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: Driving the bus?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: I don't even give a damn how you look when
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: you live in I know? Good? Hell?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: Hell? Man? Cas an?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: What's that sound again?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 8: I love that.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not fitting to care how you look now. I'm
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: not damn.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: So your bus driver is all good?
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Hell? Did high ride.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Be?
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  Speaker 4: Damn?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Man? Look at that family be wanting to fight me. Yeah,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: my mama lipstick, get it right, dead dog. I'm gonna
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: have that wig on baffles.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: I know, I already know you're gonna do it wrong.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: I ain't. I ain't even gonna put the wig on.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: You gotta put a wig. Look just like us.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: The bus drivers out there. You yeah, the city bus driving?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: Would you rather I got that a lot when I
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: used to ride the bus. All right, listen, would you
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: rather show your boss all the pictures in your phone?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather show your wife all the pictures
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: in your phone? Boss?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Well, I got a problem because.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: You're in trouble. All right, Quiet nephew, what you got?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: I'm showing.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: You won't get in trouble for that? Will all right?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Would you rather give up? Would you rather give up profanity?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather get ab up? Lying?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: One's gotta go.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: I got to lie. I'm gonna give up profit. And
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: that's that's a lie right there.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't see you giving.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: It's no way I can starve, it's no weight.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: What is the problem you have?
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: Lying is the basis and core of marital happiness and bliss.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: If you stop lying, listen, This is a wrap.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Today's round in would you rather? Guys coming up, and
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: this is our last break of the day. We'll have
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, it's Carla Ferrol. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
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  Speaker 1: Here we are, guys, our last break of the day,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: and it's been a good day. It's been a good day.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: We're starting this new year off in the right direction.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Hey, you know what I had to come to
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: the realization.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 7: Kind of want to share this with people, but you know,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 7: I want to talk about there's a cost. There is
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 7: a cost. You know, when you make the decision to
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 7: be successful comes with a cost. And as much as
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 7: I've tried to negate the cost, as much as I've
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 7: tried to alleviate the cost, as much as I've oftentimes
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 7: just tried to not talk up the cost, the cost
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 7: is real. You know, I got in trouble, not really trouble,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 7: but I got a bunch of haters that came online
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 7: one time when they saw me give a speech about
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 7: if you want to be successful, really really successful as something,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 7: you can't sleep eight hours and I believe that, you know,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 7: somebody counted it with Oprah says she gets eight hours sleep.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: Well. Oprah's wealthy, though, But if you go back on
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: her journey and asked her when she was hustling trying
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: to make it, what she getting eight I don't think
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: the answer would be yes. Everybody I know that's grinding,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: that's in the hustle, trying to really really have more
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: than normal.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 7: If you want above average, it comes at a cost.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 7: And I've tried not to talk about it because I
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 7: don't want to, you know, knock anybody down about it.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 7: But man, it's there's a cost for everything. And you know,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 7: I know a lot of successful people who have health issues.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 7: I've had my share of myself. Tommy can tell you
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 7: about his, Junior can tell you about his, All of
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 7: us can tell you about health issues. It's sometimes, you know,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 7: it just it's a part of it. I don't know
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 7: how to explain it now. You don't want to sacrifice
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 7: one for the other, but sometimes it's unavoidable because there
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 7: is a cost, and a lot of times you end up.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 7: Sometimes you have health issues because you just don't know
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 7: any better, you know. And that's why knowledge is so important,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 7: because when you know better, you can do better.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 7: And had I known a long long time ago that
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 7: everything I put into my body was gonna have an
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 7: effect on me, I would have made some changes a
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 7: long long time ago. I just really started understanding this
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 7: in the last fifteen twenty years of my life. You know,
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 7: the how important eating the right thing is, how important
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 7: it is to take supplements, how important it is to
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 7: take regular visits to your doctor. And as black men,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 7: I'm talking especially to black men, we find it so
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 7: hard to go to these doctors. I got a partner
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 7: right now, man that's trying to get out the hospital
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 7: right now because he ain't been to the doctor in
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 7: eight years.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: But he's seventy and it ain't been to the doctor
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: in eight years. We can't do that because we've been grinding.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: And I understood something about grind ending recently. When you're grinding,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: grinding means actually to wear down. But in order to
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: have something, you got to get in the wear down process,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: and the thing you end up wearing down is your body.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Now I'm not saying you should exchange your health for wealth.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: I wish that wasn't the cost, but oftentimes that's the
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: cost factor, and people who.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 7: Don't want it, you don't have to do it. But
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 7: then there's a cost with being poor. To see, there's
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 7: a cost factor when you decide not to be anything.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 7: It's a cost factor when you decide I'm just gonna
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 7: ride it out, I'm just gonna.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: Mail it in.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 7: There's a cost factor for that. I notice when old
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 7: people who've been working their whole life finally retire and
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 7: they don't and they able to stop being active. I
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 7: watch them wear down, dissipate, just wither away because that work,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 7: that thing called the grind of getting up going to
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 7: work every day. It gave them something to live or
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 7: gave them something to do and made them active. It's
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 7: just a cost, man, But you have to decide which
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: one of the costs you want to pay. Do you
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 7: want to pay the cost of being successful, or do
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 7: you want to be the cost you want to pay
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 7: the cost of being poor. Now, when I say poor,
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 7: I mean really poor. I don't mean like if you
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 7: make a hundred thousand dollars. I ain't talking about like
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 7: that you're doing great, man, your life is good. I
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 7: think people are that make a hundred thousand dollars doing
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 7: fine with your life. That's not what I'm saying, so
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 7: please don't misunderstand me. I'm talking about when you don't
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 7: have enough to eat, you can't put a roof over
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 7: your family's head, you can't get them to the store.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: And then you got to do more. Man, you got
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: to do more. But it's a cost for it, one
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: way or the other.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 7: I suggest, though, if I look back on it all,
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 7: you have to find a way to create a balance.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 7: But the balance ain't gonna be even even. It's just
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 7: gotta be. You got to grind, you got to rest,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 7: You got to grind, You got to rest. You got
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 7: to grind, you got to rest. If you just grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 7: then try to rest, the cost factors gonna be greater.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 7: So find the balance for yourself. I can't tell anybody
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 7: what that is. But there is a cost to being successful,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 7: but there is a cost to not being successful, and
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 7: you have to decide which one of the costs you
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  Speaker 7: have to pay.
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  Speaker 2: Now that's just real talk.
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  Speaker 7: You can say it ain't so, but yes, it is
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  Speaker 7: not being able to provide for your family. That's a
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  Speaker 7: cost being able to provide for your family. There is
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  Speaker 7: a cost. You have to decide which cost you're willing
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  Speaker 7: to pay and then find a balance.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I have to go.
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  Speaker 7: So those are my clothes remarks. That's it for today.
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