5:35 Idiotology April 15, 2026: 'Meaties'...has arrived on the sereal aisle
Texas man fires shots at bar after his credit card was declined, 'Pigs Evaded' biker who tallied number of cop escapes caught by Louisiana Troopers, With protein being all the rage, any surprise we now have a cereal called 'Meaties'...$14 a box
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