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Women's Imagination, Comedy Roulette, Wedding Day Regrets, Waited 'Til Older and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 3: A million busy.
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  Speaker 2: Listening to show.
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  Speaker 4: I want to joy, Yah, yeah, Joy, you know you.
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  Speaker 5: Love.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta turn. I can't.
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  Speaker 6: To turn the mouth. Turn you probably got to turn
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  Speaker 5: The water the mony up looking. Come come on, you'll think.
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  Speaker 7: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening
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  Speaker 7: to the voice, Come on dig me now. One and
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  Speaker 7: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man. What an
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  Speaker 7: amazing blessing. God has given me my health, my dreams,
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  Speaker 7: all of it. God gave it to me. I accept it.
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  Speaker 7: I work hard, but man, oh man, oh man, I
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  Speaker 7: work hard. It is something that He gave me a gift.
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  Speaker 7: And that's what I want to talk to you about today.
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  Speaker 7: Because God has gifted everyone, so I can't help but
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  Speaker 7: believe it. You are gifted in some way. Something about
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  Speaker 7: you is specially and unique. That doesn't mean you're the
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  Speaker 7: only one that can sing? Are you the only one
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  Speaker 7: that can write? Are you the only one that can draw?
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  Speaker 7: You the only one that can decorate? Or you the
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  Speaker 7: only one that can network? Or you're the only one
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  Speaker 7: that does not what it means. Or you have a
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  Speaker 7: great scientific mind, or you can figure things out, are
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  Speaker 7: you're good at problem solving. You're not the only one,
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  Speaker 7: but you are a unique individual. Nobody will travel the
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  Speaker 7: exact path that you on. Nobody will have everything happen
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  Speaker 7: in a series of circumstances in the order that you're
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  Speaker 7: going to have it happen to you. That's what I
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  Speaker 7: mean when I say that you are unique. But now
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  Speaker 7: because you are gifted, you know you have something you
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  Speaker 7: have to do. You know, there's a scripture. It's in Proverbs,
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  Speaker 7: Proverbs eighteen and sixteen. I've been trying to be a
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  Speaker 7: little bit better at that for you, you know. So
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  Speaker 7: when I have an idea and I know where it is,
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  Speaker 7: I have somebody look the scripture up from me and
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  Speaker 7: handed to me. So it's in Proverbs eighteen sixteen. And
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  Speaker 7: this is the layman's term of it. It says a
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  Speaker 7: man's gift make room for him and brings him before
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  Speaker 7: great men. It is your gift that will make room
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  Speaker 7: for you. Now my interpretation of this is this. Now
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  Speaker 7: I could be wrong. Please go to your local church center, god, temple,
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  Speaker 7: mosque you do and go get clarification. But what my
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  Speaker 7: gift has done in making room for me is I've
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  Speaker 7: taken it almost in the literal sense. My gift has
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  Speaker 7: actually made room for me. It has clear paths for me.
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  Speaker 7: My gift has opened up doors for me. That's what
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  Speaker 7: I take it as. It'll make room for you. My
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  Speaker 7: gift has has broadened my ability to travel. My gift
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  Speaker 7: has opened my eyes to fashion. My gift has caused
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  Speaker 7: me to be able to provide for my family. My
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  Speaker 7: gift has caused me to be able to reach more people.
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  Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying in terms of it will make
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  Speaker 7: room for you. That it may be another interpretation. I'm
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  Speaker 7: just telling you how I took it. That has worked
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  Speaker 7: out pretty good for me to that understanding. But I'm
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  Speaker 7: pretty sure Bishop Jakes, Joel Oldstein, kennef Ohm, you know, God,
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  Speaker 7: Glenn Staples, Bishop Glenn Stable, these guys give you much
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  Speaker 7: better understanding of it. I'm just giving it to you,
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  Speaker 7: you know where I know how sold. I just like
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  Speaker 7: to keep it right there. But and then it says
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  Speaker 7: that it brings you before great men. I mean, you
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  Speaker 7: know it's gonna take your places. It's gonna take your places.
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  Speaker 7: You never thought of going. You're gonna meet people because
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  Speaker 7: of your gift. I told my son, who two of
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  Speaker 7: them are good photographers. You'll be taking pictures of great men,
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  Speaker 7: and then I mess with them. You already take a pictures,
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  Speaker 7: say your daddy. You know I'm messing with them like that.
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  Speaker 7: But that's just me and them just kicking it. But
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  Speaker 7: you know, but one day, who knows, you could be
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  Speaker 7: shooting the president. You know, you could be shooting some
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  Speaker 7: foreign dignitaries. You know, you could be shooting great sport events.
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  Speaker 7: You know, you never know where it could take you.
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  Speaker 7: But that's your gift. What you gotta do is you
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  Speaker 7: gotta get to move and though. See, you can't have
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  Speaker 7: your gift and not do nothing with it. See. You
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  Speaker 7: know what that reminds me of. It's something that my
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  Speaker 7: father used to say, get up off your butt because
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  Speaker 7: you're sitting on a gold mine. He say that all
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  Speaker 7: the time. Boy, get up off your butt and move it,
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  Speaker 7: because you sitting on the gold I never really quite
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  Speaker 7: got that when I was little, but now that I'm
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  Speaker 7: an adult, I got it full well. See a lot
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  Speaker 7: of you are sitting You're sitting on a talent or
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  Speaker 7: a gift. That you have. You're sitting on an ability.
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  Speaker 7: I don't care if it's making cakes or pies. That's
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  Speaker 7: a gift, man, that's a talent. I don't care if
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  Speaker 7: it's the ability to do hell, that's a gift.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 7: Half of you are gifted. A lot of us are gifted,
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  Speaker 7: and we're sitting on it, looking at other people, wondering
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  Speaker 7: what can I do to make it? You already got
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  Speaker 7: something to make it with. If you would just get
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  Speaker 7: up off your behind, man, quit sitting on that gold mine.
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  Speaker 7: Some of you are tech savvy, just a whiz is
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  Speaker 7: when it comes to engineering and putting stuff together and
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  Speaker 7: cables and wires and computers and stuff. And now you
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  Speaker 7: steady looking around trying to figure out, Man, wonder what
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  Speaker 7: I can go do? How about you go do that?
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  Speaker 7: You know it ain't that hard, man, If you would
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  Speaker 7: just take note of what God has given you already.
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  Speaker 7: He has given you a gift already. He has already
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  Speaker 7: given you a talent. Now the fact that you ain't
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  Speaker 7: using it and you sitting on your tail somewhere, Now,
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  Speaker 7: who fathers? What we talking about? What you blaming God
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  Speaker 7: for that?
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  Speaker 9: Man?
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  Speaker 7: I tell you what I sit around people all the
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  Speaker 7: time who are gifted, and I'm looking at their gifts,
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  Speaker 7: and they steady complaining about what they don't have, but
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  Speaker 7: will not get up off there behind and use the
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  Speaker 7: gifts that God gave them. And it's frustrating. It's gotta
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  Speaker 7: be frustrating for you if you doing it, because it's
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  Speaker 7: frustrating for me when I see it. So when these
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  Speaker 7: people come to me and ask me for help, I
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  Speaker 7: just keep going the same thing over and over. Help yourself, man,
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  Speaker 7: do for you use your gift. It's a cat sitting
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  Speaker 7: behind the wall right now that's locked up. That's so
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  Speaker 7: good at artistry. It's cats in that tattooing everybody. Man,
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  Speaker 7: get out, do it the right way. Quit selling drugs, man,
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  Speaker 7: you ain't going no, you're selling no drugs. You going
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  Speaker 7: to jail. And if that don't do it, somebody gonna
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  Speaker 7: get tired of you selling drugs cause they're gonna want
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  Speaker 7: to sell them over and they gonna kill you. Let's
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  Speaker 7: just keep this thing real for just a second. Here,
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  Speaker 7: Come on, man, get up off your butt, because you
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  Speaker 7: sitting on the gold mine, and you sit up here
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  Speaker 7: somebody always looking for a shortcut to the top. Ain't
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  Speaker 7: no shortcut. Somebody told me this the other day. Man,
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  Speaker 7: the road to success is always under construction. It ain't paved,
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  Speaker 7: it's got detoured signs on it. It's got slow men working.
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  Speaker 7: Sometime they flip the stop sign. You gotta sit there
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  Speaker 7: and wait. Sometime they got slow. There's traffic, there's accidents.
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  Speaker 7: Somebody on the road holding up things with a flat tie.
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  Speaker 7: Its nails, its gravels, its spike, is everything. The road
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  Speaker 7: to success is always under construction. It ain't getting ready
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  Speaker 7: to be easy just because you done decided to do it.
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  Speaker 7: But don't sit around on your behind and complain all
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  Speaker 7: the time about what you don't have. My daddy said it, Man,
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  Speaker 7: get up off your butt because you sitting on a
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  Speaker 7: gold mine. You got a gift, you got a talent,
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  Speaker 7: You got something that you can do that could make
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  Speaker 7: a way for you, but you won't do it. It
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  Speaker 7: is within you. Stop looking around. Here's what people waste
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  Speaker 7: the most time on the road to success looking around
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  Speaker 7: at somebody else trying to figure out, Man, how can
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  Speaker 7: I do what they did? Do what you do? You
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  Speaker 7: ain't jay Z, You ain't sorry. I got a couple
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  Speaker 7: of your homies told you you rap better. Than him,
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  Speaker 7: But you not, jay Z really you not. You know,
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  Speaker 7: all of us can shot at him, but we ain't
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  Speaker 7: rich at prior. A nice shot, Steve, Bernie l all
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  Speaker 7: of we took some great shots at it, we not him.
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  Speaker 7: Do what you can do? Do you do your gift
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  Speaker 7: quick complaining about what you don't have, Get up off
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  Speaker 7: your butt because you sitting on a gold mine.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. I feel pretty good man.
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  Speaker 7: I've changed my attitude and I feel really great. I've
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  Speaker 7: taken everything, everything that I used to have to do,
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  Speaker 7: I've turned it around and said I get to do it.
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  Speaker 7: Has made a world of difference. My days are going
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  Speaker 7: much smoother. I've implemented the thought process of gratitude and
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  Speaker 7: everything I do, and I'm just watching God to see
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  Speaker 7: what he got for me next, because He's always taken
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  Speaker 7: care of me, and I lived my life in the
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  Speaker 7: expectation that there's some greater things on the horizon, and
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  Speaker 7: I'm just watchful, Thank you Lord. Yeah. Now, what I
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  Speaker 7: always try to make sure I do now is I
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  Speaker 7: try to give something for God to put his finger on.
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  Speaker 7: You know, God can touch it for you. I just
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  Speaker 7: try to give him something to touch, you know, I
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  Speaker 7: put it. I got a lot of balls in there.
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  Speaker 11: You know.
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  Speaker 7: He could take any one of them balls he want
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  Speaker 7: to and just blow it up.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, he was going to do that, but no,
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  Speaker 1: he did. He did this, and turns out it's better.
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  Speaker 7: Surely. I can't really tell you how many times what
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  Speaker 7: I wanted and what he gave me was two different things. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 7: how I want it and how he gave it to
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  Speaker 7: me it was different, and it was way better than
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  Speaker 7: what I want.
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  Speaker 1: Way, Yeah, because his thoughts are not our thoughts.
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  Speaker 7: Man, Such a blessed man to come to the realization
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  Speaker 7: of how this actually works. Man, I wish I could
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  Speaker 7: teach people how it works without sound and preaching, because
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  Speaker 7: I'm not really qualified to do that. But I wish
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  Speaker 7: I could share with people how it works. Man, that's doable.
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  Speaker 1: But you can do that all the time. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: well you can teach him.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna try it in my clothes and remarks.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that brank
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  Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening morning show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time now to start your morning off with the
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  Speaker 1: nephew and run that brank back. What you got for
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  Speaker 1: his nepht.
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  Speaker 7: All right, buckle up, here we go. This is the
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  Speaker 7: high school reunion. High school reunion. Let's go get Doe.
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  Speaker 8: Hello.
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  Speaker 12: Hello, I'm trying to reach Sylvia.
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  Speaker 8: Please, she's not available, but this is her husband on
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  Speaker 8: track and to help you.
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  Speaker 12: How you doing, man, My name is King, I'm mom.
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  Speaker 12: I graduated with Sylvia. We're having a big twenty five
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  Speaker 12: year class reunion this year, okay, for nineteen eighty five.
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  Speaker 12: We should be home, so I.
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  Speaker 8: Don't know, man, she actually shopping right now.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, okay, cool, well listen that she heard about Does
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  Speaker 12: she know about the reunion or or do you know
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  Speaker 12: anything about that?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 12: Not?
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  Speaker 8: To my knowledge? Is the first time I ever heard
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  Speaker 8: about a reunion.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, well, there is a reunion.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 12: She's actually I think signed up for it. I'm not
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  Speaker 12: sure that's why I asked you, but I think I
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  Speaker 12: saw her name was that she was signed up to come.
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  Speaker 8: Let me I should when exactly did you graduate? I
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  Speaker 8: graduated in eighty two okay, in eighty two. Okay, you
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  Speaker 8: a lit a little bit before us. Then all right,
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  Speaker 8: well listen, let me let me go ahead and say this.
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  Speaker 8: I Drake actually in.
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  Speaker 12: High school, man, Sylvia was my you know, my high
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  Speaker 12: school sweetheart, and we you know, we dated from ninth
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  Speaker 12: grade to freshman year in college. And I wanted to
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  Speaker 12: see if, you know, if it was cool with you, you know,
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  Speaker 12: if you didn't mind me escorting her to the twenty
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  Speaker 12: five year class reunion. Doing well, let me say that again,
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  Speaker 12: Like I say, man, my name is Ken, Ken.
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  Speaker 8: I got that part. I'm trying to make sure I
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  Speaker 8: heard right what you said.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I said that I Sylvia and I were high
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  Speaker 12: school sweethearts. Man, I was you know, from ninth grade
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  Speaker 12: all the way to freshman year in college. We dated
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  Speaker 12: each other.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, yeah, I got I got that. But what
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  Speaker 8: did you ask me?
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  Speaker 12: I asked you if it was all right for if
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  Speaker 12: you didn't mind if I escorted her to the twenty
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  Speaker 12: five year class reunion.
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  Speaker 8: Are you related to her?
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  Speaker 12: No? I mean no, I'm not related to I just
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  Speaker 12: told you I was a high school sweetheart.
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  Speaker 8: No, man, I'm saying, nobody gonna be asked for my
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  Speaker 8: wife nowhere. I put the ring on my finger. You
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  Speaker 8: said you was a high school sweetheart.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean we was together from you know, ninth grade,
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  Speaker 12: all the ways to month to freshman year in college.
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  Speaker 12: You know, so yeah that was.
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  Speaker 8: That was in the past. But I'm sorry to let
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  Speaker 8: you but those in the past. I'm the president. So
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  Speaker 8: I don't even think she gonna be interested in trying
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  Speaker 8: to go nowhere with you anyway.
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  Speaker 12: Hey man, what I'm trying to explain you this I'm innocent, though. Man,
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  Speaker 12: this is just me taking her to you know, you know,
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  Speaker 12: I thought she might get a kick out of us
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  Speaker 12: going together. You know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: What's wrong with you. I done told you. If it's
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  Speaker 8: not going to one ear, put the phone on the
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  Speaker 8: other one. She ain't going nowhere? What you do? I
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  Speaker 8: need to break it down anymore.
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  Speaker 12: Hey man, you ain't gotta you ain't gotta talk to
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  Speaker 12: me and disrespect me like this. Man, Now, all I
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  Speaker 12: tried to do is come on you talking.
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  Speaker 8: About I'm disrespecting you. You're gonna call my gonna tell
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  Speaker 8: me I'm disrespecting you. You asking me can you take
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  Speaker 8: my wife to the damn class reunion? And expect me
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  Speaker 8: to be okay with that. What kind of damn food
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  Speaker 8: is going to call somebody as can you take their
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  Speaker 8: wife to a class reunion? Hey?
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  Speaker 12: Man, that was my high school sweetheart. All right, we
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  Speaker 12: had we had something. I was up first, Okay, I
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  Speaker 12: was off first.
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  Speaker 8: Off, if you were the first, then I'm the last
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  Speaker 8: and I'm the only one. So we're gonna leave it
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  Speaker 8: at that. How about that, partner?
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  Speaker 12: It's whatever, man, You know what, Man, I try to
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  Speaker 12: call you and talk to you like a man. But
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  Speaker 12: you know what I should have did me like that?
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  Speaker 8: You're doing a little bad.
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  Speaker 12: I should have called Sylvia in the first I should
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  Speaker 12: have never called matter of fact, you know what I
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  Speaker 12: apologize for cause let me get out the phone and
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  Speaker 12: just called Sylvia. See and do that.
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  Speaker 8: You go right on the head and call her.
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  Speaker 12: Well, that's what I'm gonna do. Because Sylvia can make
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  Speaker 12: a decision on what Sylvia want to do.
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  Speaker 8: I can tell you what thing Sylvia do, what Sylvia
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  Speaker 8: want to do. But Sylvia ain't interested in you.
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  Speaker 13: Man.
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  Speaker 12: This is not about being interested in me.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 12: This is innocent. This is just me and her going
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  Speaker 12: to the damn class reunion together, man, And it ain't
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  Speaker 12: like we're finna go do something together, man, on a
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  Speaker 12: physical level. We're just going to have fun on.
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  Speaker 8: My cool. I'm trying to tell you that I'd already
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  Speaker 8: told you know, okay, if you can't get no, I
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  Speaker 8: don't know what you can't get. But you ain't getting Sylvie.
• 17:49
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you that much. She's not going to reunion.
• 17:52
  Speaker 12: You know what, Man, I'm through talking to you. I'm
• 17:55
  Speaker 12: just gonna call Sylvia because that's what I should have
• 17:57
  Speaker 12: done in the first place.
• 17:59
  Speaker 8: I tell you, but you ain't in to call nobody.
• 18:01
  Speaker 8: You bet not die my wife number. Man, I'm telling
• 18:03
  Speaker 8: you this right now. I'll be at the class word union.
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: I'll be looking for your kid, whatever your name is.
• 18:09
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna find out who you are. I ain't playing
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: those like as I have told you. You are disrespectful.
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: In the first place, I didn't told Joe, don't call
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: my wife. She ain't going to do but union. So
• 18:21
  Speaker 8: you better not call the phone.
• 18:24
  Speaker 12: Been. Do you know you lady don't.
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: Want to walk up and knit of my situation. Now.
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: I told you I will come to this class reunion
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: and I will show up, man, because you look like
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: you're playing with me an actor, stupid or something. You
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: ain't taking my watch to no class re union.
• 18:38
  Speaker 12: You're gonna say, Well, I'm saying your why yo're gonna
• 18:39
  Speaker 12: want to go to with me? How you know that
• 18:42
  Speaker 12: you ain't going nowhere? But you out have told you, man,
• 18:43
  Speaker 12: don't get me acting crazy up in here.
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: I'd have told you now. I said first, I'm.
• 18:47
  Speaker 12: Gonna come to the class room you, but I will
• 18:49
  Speaker 12: come to that just to make.
• 18:50
  Speaker 8: Sure I knock your light shot. Don't be acting stupid
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: like I can't find they got all kinds of things
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: found on some of this, but I'll find out.
• 18:58
  Speaker 12: What sit innocent man. Me and hus went to the
• 19:00
  Speaker 12: reunion is innocent, and she ought to be able to
• 19:02
  Speaker 12: decide if she want to go with me or not.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: Ain't nothing about your your sound tries anyway, called somebody
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: phone because about the class for union. Ain't need much
• 19:10
  Speaker 8: heard about it.
• 19:10
  Speaker 12: I don't get I'll tell you what you know what
• 19:12
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna get off phone calls hire. Okay, respect the ring.
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: You understand what I'm saying to you. I didn't folk
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: the just you man, but I don't understand what you
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: can under.
• 19:20
  Speaker 14: Said about that.
• 19:21
  Speaker 12: Respect the ring and man I got one more thing
• 19:25
  Speaker 12: I need to say to you. Man, got to say
• 19:27
  Speaker 12: to me.
• 19:27
  Speaker 8: Man, you ain't got a thing to say to me
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: except to hit this click in your feel right now.
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: I got one more damn thing to say to you,
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: and then I'm gonna get off the phone. I'm gonna
• 19:34
  Speaker 8: be through with it. Man, Listen, you got to say
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: to me? What? What the you gotta say to me for? I?
• 19:40
  Speaker 12: Hm, I got this to say to you. This is
• 19:43
  Speaker 12: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife
• 19:47
  Speaker 12: still be a got me to prank phone call you?
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: You really, I'm serious, man, I said, Oh man, I'm
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: over here writing in everything.
• 20:03
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: Just man, oh, this.
• 20:05
  Speaker 12: Is a joke though. You A right.
• 20:07
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna be all right about an hour or two.
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: That's that's okay, let's go all right, all right, y'all
• 20:16
  Speaker 8: got me, y'all got me?
• 20:17
  Speaker 12: Well, I guess he was a good time to tell
• 20:19
  Speaker 12: you the class reunion is coming.
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: Up, and I guess there ain't no classroom.
• 20:25
  Speaker 12: Huh No, here's a class for you. You need to
• 20:27
  Speaker 12: get ready because you're going.
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll be making sure that there would definitely be there.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: Was that stupid enough?
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Always are.
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: Coming up.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Next, we will ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer,
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• 21:30
  Speaker 1: time now for us. The CLO Chief Love Officer Steve
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Harvey is here.
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: Steve.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: This one is from Diamond and Baltimore. Diamond writes, my
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: thirty three year old boyfriend has been in jail for
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: most of our relationship. We met four years ago and
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: he's violated his probation twice since we've been together. When
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: he's gone, I can't lie. I sneak around with my
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: ex boyfriend, and now that I am Now that I
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: am pregnant, I'm not sure who the father is. My
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: boyfriend already has three children, so he won't be happy
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: about this. My ex just got married, so it would
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: be bad all the way around if it's his child.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Should I stay with my jailbird boyfriend and let him
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: raise the child? Or tell my ex.
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: Why I ain't raised him? From? Where? What does he
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: finla do? What are you zooming? You've been winning four years?
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: He been locked up most of the focus. He keep
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: violating probation. He can't, he can't stay away from nothing. Now,
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: so you've been seeing your ex. Now you pregnant. You
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: don't know who baby it is. He's married, but your
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: ex is married. So let me get this mar You
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: just can't get the right kind of dude. The one
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: you won't, you say you won't is in jail. The
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: one you win is married. Now you're pregnant, you don't
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: know which one it is?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Right, She says, her boyfriend in jail won't be happy
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: because he already has three kids.
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: The hell you worrying about him being happy?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: For about the pregnancy?
• 23:14
  Speaker 15: Why you can't hear worry about him.
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: He got other issues. Even to be mad because you pregnant.
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: He ain't out here taking care of none of them.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: Homeboy gotta get itself together. He gotta quit violating. He
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: got he got to come out here and do it now.
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: I know, I know. Don't get me wrong that that violation.
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: Probation can be for anything. I mean, they can come
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: set you down for anything. You can't be in the
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: presence and nobody with a weapon. You can't be in
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: the president, nobody with a record. You can't be within
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: so much distance of this, that and the other. You
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: can't get a ticket. You can't do nothing. You on
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: probate as it's easy to violate, you know, but you
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: got you need to start picking better.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Baby, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, all right. Moving on,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Kelsey and Richmond, Virginia says, I'm a thirty year old
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: hairstylist and one of my clients is messing with the
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: married man. That man's wife comes to another stylist in
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: the salon, and through other gossiping women in the salon,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: they found out about each other. While my client was
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: under the dryer Saturday, someone keyed her car and wrote
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: on it with a permanent marker. My customer thinks me
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: and the other stylists should pay for the damage because
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: she's too ashamed to file an insurance claim. Am I
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: liable since it was on my property?
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: No? Whoa, No, you're not liable for the car if
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: you gets stolen on your property. No, she has insurance.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: Her insurance is liable for that. You not liable for that.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: I don't see how you liable for that on your property.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: That's over a married man.
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: Anything. What else usually happened somewhere around somebody property. Somebody
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: owns that property all the time.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah, so I don't know what to do.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: No, you tripping? You know what, you're worried about car?
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: You're trying to get liability? Put on the what the
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: little girl? Come on, you get your life together. We're
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: worrying about the wrong stuff.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, That is exactly right. Okay, So let's
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: see what Sherry and Cincinnati is saying. She writes, I
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: have a weird situation with my next door neighbor. He
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: plays his saxophone all hours of the day and night,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: and I've complained to him and management. He came over
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: the other day with a peace offering, and it was
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: not what I expected. He said, clearly there's sexual tension
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: with us, and he gave me a long and passionate kiss.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: He said he's ready for set whenever I am. And
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: he left my apartment. I want him so badly now,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: But I've never been in a situation like this. Is
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: it a bad idea to have sex with a neighbor?
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: Just go the way you think it was gonna go.
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: I thought he came over there with some weed or something.
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: He came over there, tongue kissing, left.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: I like it.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then he left.
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: Well, one thing she ain't gonna call down there about that.
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: Damn sex, that's what. Damn shut kill me blow all.
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: You won't, baby, you might have blown that side. She
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: will be glad when coming back over.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: But her question is is it a bad idea to
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: have sex with a neighbor?
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: Well, I mean if you single and he's single. He
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: just came over here, just mouth kissed you real hard.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: I'm talking hard anybody. And and he what what instrument
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: is he blowing? Oh? Yeah, yeah, he had his tongue
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: way down your throat. His tongue been on weeds and
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: stuff all his boy. Girl, girl, you've been a saxophone kiss.
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: You've been growing up in here. All of a sudden,
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: you girls, it's inevitable. I don't even know why you
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: wrote this. You already noticed what you do. You just
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: said you want him so bad? What's stopping you? You
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: already know it's gonna pop off. But he blowed one
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: more damn note, and I'm gonna go over there and
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: straighten all this out. You blow that hard again to
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: see it on. I come over there and we'll see
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: who can kiss hard. But what about him? We are
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: everybody gone there?
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: I call myself.
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: There, I stop myself. I ain't red. Everybody listening right now,
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: I probably know what it was. So this write your
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: own joke. That's gone.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Good morning radio, Yeah, good morning all right? Oh well,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: uh wow, look at the time. We gotta go stel oh,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: thank you. You're listening. Morning show.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: The guys are here with today's comedy segment. Jay tell
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: us what this is.
• 28:42
  Speaker 13: Only has to do it how women can take anything
• 28:46
  Speaker 13: that a man does, anything, any little, any little movement, anything.
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: Anything and make something out of it.
• 28:57
  Speaker 13: By the way she phrases it, okay, like it makes
• 29:00
  Speaker 13: you feel as if you're doing something wrong.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: Anything for instance, for instance.
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: Oh oh you're taking showers?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Now, what's wrong with.
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: And we got one in the band?
• 29:18
  Speaker 13: When did you start taking showers all of a sudden
• 29:22
  Speaker 13: you showering up?
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: I love this thing.
• 29:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's simple phrasing right there.
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: When did you start wearing that fragrance? Yeah?
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not what you usually wear.
• 29:37
  Speaker 12: You know.
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: I just I was in the department strowing. I saw
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: a new and the ladies.
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: Pray, you're changing up?
• 29:42
  Speaker 11: Now?
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: You changing up fragrances?
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: When they when they start with I see you got
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: some new shoes. Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 13: Well, when did you start eating toes? I never knows
• 30:00
  Speaker 13: you like toast toast half?
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: I just wanted to try cut cutting bread and half?
• 30:07
  Speaker 10: Now, so we cutting off ends.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: You don't eat the crust.
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: We don't eat crust no more. Yeah, I'm going to
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: fool man.
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, always somebody love all of this.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 30:26
  Speaker 14: Here go one right here is when you start buying
• 30:28
  Speaker 14: new socks? Yes, well old sock for help?
• 30:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: I get this one all the time. What is you
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: doing on that side of town?
• 30:44
  Speaker 14: Yes?
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Why are you over that?
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah? What is you doing in sugar lane?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: That's what I want to get what you over that?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Who you know? Where charl is from?
• 30:56
  Speaker 15: Higg Higo one, this one, this one? They say it's
• 30:59
  Speaker 15: really ball. Could we be mind our own business on
• 31:01
  Speaker 15: the phone. Maybe they just laughing, having a good time.
• 31:04
  Speaker 10: What's so funny?
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: I like to laugh too?
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 31:08
  Speaker 12: What what?
• 31:09
  Speaker 13: You all all head back laughing and then day, Yeah,
• 31:13
  Speaker 13: you're cracking up a joke.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: My favorite segment of twenty eighteen.
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: Right here, what I saw you scribbling? What you scratch
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: it out for?
• 31:27
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: You got you gotta see your sound?
• 31:29
  Speaker 10: You wrote something down scratched.
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: You were scribbling what you're scratching out from?
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Oh I got one, Steve, I got one? Oh, Shirley,
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: tell Steve like that? One has one?
• 31:43
  Speaker 12: Steve?
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: Okay, tell me to go ahead.
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: Since since when you started liking that song? I never
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: know you like that song?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: Oh that's your jam?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I got warm.
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: I got warm for you. You ready for this?
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: What you gotta bring it?
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: Why Earl keep calling you.
• 32:05
  Speaker 14: Your dog?
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: Because we friends? But what do you keep calling you? Photos?
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: I got I got this one about the Monaco. So
• 32:18
  Speaker 7: you you didn't went from Zes to Dove?
• 32:20
  Speaker 12: Huh?
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: You didn't went from Zes to dove. That's what you're doing.
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: Now you're doing dub Who.
• 32:26
  Speaker 10: Got your dove?
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: Who puts your on dove?
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: I got one? I got one? I got one.
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: That one.
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: So you went to the McDonald's on the other side
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: of town.
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: What's rolling on one of the street?
• 32:46
  Speaker 16: Yeah okay, yeah, okay, so now so now so now
• 32:51
  Speaker 16: you you going to church? You about you about the Lord?
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Who with this?
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: When you start eating Mediterranean food?
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: I got.
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: So why you got to be at every taco to.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: What's down?
• 33:25
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 33:25
  Speaker 9: So good?
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: Damn taco do spot? Oh you Mexican?
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: Now where you know how from at the bank? I
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: come in here every day week. You tell me how
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: I noticed lady.
• 33:46
  Speaker 10: People always speaking to see my first time in here?
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: No, no here. So I see y'all friends on Facebook.
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: We ain't friends on Facebook?
• 34:00
  Speaker 9: One right there?
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 34:02
  Speaker 10: Don't hit that like, don't hit that like.
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: But yeah, be careful.
• 34:07
  Speaker 11: Joy.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: So you you hugging people around the waist when you
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: take pictures, now, huh.
• 34:14
  Speaker 10: We got to have our arms straight up in the ass.
• 34:17
  Speaker 10: We gotta be a wrist.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: We're getting a wrest.
• 34:21
  Speaker 10: So when you start wiping stuff off my.
• 34:23
  Speaker 17: Face, yeah I know, Yeah, oh boy, yet I'm sleep
• 34:34
  Speaker 17: in your eye just was giving me.
• 34:35
  Speaker 13: I'm oh you like baked chicken? Now, all of a
• 34:39
  Speaker 13: sudden you baked chicken? Now, okay, yeah, that's what we're doing.
• 34:44
  Speaker 13: I'm stupid you eating baked chicken.
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: Since when you got to where you want to hold
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: my hand? And when we go when they start here
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: just holding hands? When that starts?
• 34:55
  Speaker 10: So you started wearing your ring again.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: Huh, you can't win.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve closes out.
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: Know this, I'm through.
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: I like.
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: You now you oh, now you now.
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: When you start crying after six.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: My god, you're listening morning show. All right, guys, time
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: now for another round of would you rather? Would you
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: rather never ever have to get tired or never ever
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: have to go to the bathroom?
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: Which one never get tired? I got now, yeah, I
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: gotta go. I enjoy going to the bathroom.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Over sharing.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: I got TV computer in my bathroom. I enjoy the
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: people don't know who I am. I enjoy I enjoyed
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: feeling of going to the bathroom.
• 35:55
  Speaker 11: I got a built in water spray, but day I
• 35:58
  Speaker 11: got Yeah, you know, it's enjoyable for me, and I
• 36:03
  Speaker 11: like the feeling of being in the bathroom, sitting there naked,
• 36:07
  Speaker 11: ain't got no clothes on, I got a.
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: Heat on it.
• 36:11
  Speaker 12: What you know?
• 36:14
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you, junior.
• 36:16
  Speaker 15: No just I never want to double to get tired.
• 36:19
  Speaker 15: Man going to the bathroom, good feeling. I just set
• 36:22
  Speaker 15: in that bathroom to my legs, went to sleep.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: How long were you in there?
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: One got up and just fell into the dough.
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: So long?
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: Got him just that had no legs?
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Moving on?
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have no one show up to your
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: wedding or no one show up to your funeral?
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: To the wedding? I want to feel a pack. I
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: need I need something. I need some acknowledgement, crime remarks,
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: building shut down you know, yeah that I'm talking about
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: the feral procession thirty minutes shut down on the car
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: sold out.
• 37:21
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it's.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: All right. Would you would you rather have your own
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: private jet or your own private island?
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: Well, we're gonna get to the island. If we ain't
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: got the damn.
• 37:33
  Speaker 14: Jet, you can't land it, gentlemen, Yeah, millow Island. I'm
• 37:40
  Speaker 14: gonna get an island. I'm gonna get a big.
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: Island, all right.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Last one, Would you rather sit near the printer or
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: sit near the water cooler. What weren't near the printer?
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, either way, I'm doing bad. I don't like sit
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: by water cool I'm working at.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Out of an officer. Here all the studios.
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: They ain't got no bottle water.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's rounded with you.
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: I have an assistant that go get this print.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show? All right, guys. So June we
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: all know, is a great, big, really big wedding month,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: and a lot of people are celebrating their anniversaries. See
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: your anniversaries this month. So the question for today is
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: what do you regret not doing on your wedding day?
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Who wants to go first? Jay, I go.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: First, I go first.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I regret not doing it.
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: We didn't do it. To the next day. It didn't happen.
• 38:54
  Speaker 14: It wasn't like in the movies when you pick them up,
• 38:56
  Speaker 14: carry them through the door and it all happened.
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: They didn't go nothing like that. Too tired, got in
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: there and both fell asleep.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, too much.
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: You party too much.
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: You just party too much.
• 39:09
  Speaker 14: And what I think the reception and the way it
• 39:11
  Speaker 14: was just overwhelmed me. Man, Wow, did you hear me
• 39:14
  Speaker 14: say that? Did you hear my w did you hit up?
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: What did you say?
• 39:18
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: No, said a good and that has an agent in it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: I said, yeah, come on, what about you?
• 39:28
  Speaker 13: Oh me?
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: What do I regret on my wedding?
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: The answer to what?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: I regret showing the hell up?
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Let me say that, what on your wedding?
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: Let me just say this.
• 39:47
  Speaker 13: I have much respect for all the ladies out married.
• 39:50
  Speaker 13: It was me, Steve will tell you and I'll tell
• 39:52
  Speaker 13: you it was me. My daughter said at the wedding,
• 39:55
  Speaker 13: she said, Daddy, and I should have took the advice.
• 39:58
  Speaker 13: She said, you ain't got to do this. We can
• 40:00
  Speaker 13: leave right now and have a party. I should have
• 40:02
  Speaker 13: just left right there and just go with my daughter
• 40:06
  Speaker 13: and just hang out.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: But I regret you when you're standing right there and
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: you're looking at the guy and you're saying to you, up,
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: this ain't gonna this is not gonna work out.
• 40:18
  Speaker 13: When I can hear the voice in my head now,
• 40:21
  Speaker 13: I know I shouldn't be here. I don't know why, brother,
• 40:27
  Speaker 13: I know I'm gonna mess.
• 40:28
  Speaker 12: This up, and I did.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: I completely missed it up. So I regret showing up.
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: In this marriage. I have absolutely none. We had a
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: great day it was in now We One of the
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: best days turned out to be of my life, my
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: second marriage. My deepest regret was staying quiet when he said,
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: is that anyone here? You can flying? Just cause while
• 40:59
  Speaker 7: he's who shouldn't not be joined that me being quiet
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: that I was thinking about it. I just felt like
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: I shouldn't. I shouldn't be the one to say this.
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: I was waiting on somebody. I thought somebody. Somebody was
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: somebody was standing up. Nobody did. And I regret staying
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: quiet doing that particular. Normally, if you ask me something,
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: I got a response for you right away. But he
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: wasn't talking to me exactly. He said, is that anyone?
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: And I was just looking at it. He was looking around.
• 41:43
  Speaker 9: Turn around.
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I looked over my shoulder. People thought I was joking.
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: I was really looking so crazy. He look making sure
• 41:53
  Speaker 7: nobody's saying nothing.
• 41:54
  Speaker 15: No, I was looking at the hopes of just somebody
• 41:58
  Speaker 15: in your family, staying somebody.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I'm just regretted not tasting the food. I didn't get
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: a chance.
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, dance a little more. I can party. You know,
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: I'll walk you down.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Yes you did, uh huh, you did? Thank you.
• 42:18
  Speaker 13: I was grateful to you for that. But I say
• 42:20
  Speaker 13: how much people don't believe in me getting married? A
• 42:23
  Speaker 13: friend of mine said, I invited her to my third wedding.
• 42:27
  Speaker 13: She said, that's okay, I'll catch the next one.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Your friends know you.
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: Hell till the no.
• 42:46
  Speaker 12: You saying you?
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: What is it about you?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Oh? Man, look at me.
• 42:51
  Speaker 7: It's me.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: It's me, It's me, all right.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Else, we'll have more of the Sea Harvey Morning Show
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show coming up
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, about four minutes after.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: It's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject I was
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: in the closet the whole time. We'll get into that
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: in just a bit. It's not what you think. But
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: right now it is time for the prank phone call.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: What you got, nephew?
• 43:20
  Speaker 14: House party ed Glenda? Oh, house party Glenn. Everybody like
• 43:26
  Speaker 14: a good house.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Party, House good Glenda, Glen.
• 43:31
  Speaker 12: Let's go Hello Hello, Hey man, y'all need me to
• 43:35
  Speaker 12: bring some ice over there?
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 43:37
  Speaker 9: Man, we can. We can use some ice over here.
• 43:39
  Speaker 12: Hey, this launch man. I was trying to see U
• 43:42
  Speaker 12: if y'all need some what kind of beat should I bring? Ma?
• 43:45
  Speaker 12: Y'all want some beer? Man?
• 43:46
  Speaker 9: Everybody over here pretty much do badwiser? Man, who would
• 43:49
  Speaker 9: you say this was the game?
• 43:50
  Speaker 8: This launch?
• 43:51
  Speaker 12: This launch?
• 43:51
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 43:52
  Speaker 12: I ran it to your wife at the supermarket and
• 43:54
  Speaker 12: she was telling me, y'all, was you know, getting together?
• 43:56
  Speaker 12: And she told me to, you know, come on through it.
• 43:58
  Speaker 12: I ass some time, so I didn't want to just
• 44:00
  Speaker 12: come through that without nothings, you know what I'm saying.
• 44:01
  Speaker 12: I want to, you know, come through empty hand and
• 44:03
  Speaker 12: looking disrespectful.
• 44:04
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I feel it.
• 44:05
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 44:06
  Speaker 9: We just be pretty much over he just kicking and
• 44:07
  Speaker 9: watching the game.
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 44:08
  Speaker 9: You can you know, some beer, some ice, that'd be good.
• 44:11
  Speaker 12: Bron Okay, okay, okay, cool man, Well listen, I mean,
• 44:15
  Speaker 12: I mean people you are gonna have. I want to
• 44:16
  Speaker 12: make sure I'll bring enough stuff. Yeah, but who who
• 44:18
  Speaker 12: do you?
• 44:18
  Speaker 9: I can't, I can't really, man, who'd you say this was? Again?
• 44:20
  Speaker 8: Though?
• 44:21
  Speaker 12: My name is Lawrence. Man, my name is Lauren. I
• 44:23
  Speaker 12: went to uh I went to school with Glinda.
• 44:25
  Speaker 9: Okay, you went to see what's the school with Glenda?
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: Okay? Laurence, huh yeah, yeah we went.
• 44:29
  Speaker 12: We went to school together, so you know we we
• 44:31
  Speaker 12: I ain't seen there like man, I swear it's been
• 44:33
  Speaker 12: like fifteen twenty years, you know what I mean? Ironically,
• 44:36
  Speaker 12: you know, I just got back to town, you know,
• 44:38
  Speaker 12: two weeks ago, and to you know, run into a classmate.
• 44:41
  Speaker 12: I was like, wow, but but you know, uh, she
• 44:43
  Speaker 12: invited me out.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 44:44
  Speaker 12: I ain't been nowhere since I got here, So you know,
• 44:47
  Speaker 12: it's cool just to get out a little bit. So,
• 44:49
  Speaker 12: you know, you say, but wise and I bring some ice, man,
• 44:51
  Speaker 12: So yeah, we're good.
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: Were good.
• 44:52
  Speaker 12: I'm just gonna bring a couple of cases. That's cool.
• 44:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you say Glenda, which y'all, y'all,
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: y'all went to high school of college and what you
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: meet her at?
• 45:01
  Speaker 8: No?
• 45:01
  Speaker 12: No, no, me and me and Glenna went to high
• 45:03
  Speaker 12: school together.
• 45:04
  Speaker 9: Dog, Oh, y'all went to high school together.
• 45:06
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's back in the day. You know what I'm saying.
• 45:08
  Speaker 9: Okay, you say what you say? You said? Your ain't Lawrence?
• 45:11
  Speaker 12: Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Yeah, we went to high school together.
• 45:13
  Speaker 14: Man.
• 45:14
  Speaker 12: That was you know, man, Glennon still look good? God?
• 45:16
  Speaker 12: How long y'all been married?
• 45:19
  Speaker 9: Have we been married for about sixteen years? Man?
• 45:21
  Speaker 12: Wow? Wow?
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: Wow?
• 45:24
  Speaker 12: Okay yeah yeah yeah, yeah? Man, you did good?
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 45:26
  Speaker 12: I hate I messed it up, you know what I mean?
• 45:29
  Speaker 12: But you know it's neither hitting on that, man. But
• 45:31
  Speaker 12: this is ironic that I ran into him. Man, So
• 45:33
  Speaker 12: I just appreciated the invite. I saw, I saw Glendon. Man, Yo, Yo,
• 45:37
  Speaker 12: your girl looking good, man, I ain't seen in a
• 45:39
  Speaker 12: long time, you know what I'm saying?
• 45:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Yo, man, what do you Let's back up a minute, man,
• 45:42
  Speaker 9: what do you mean you you hate?
• 45:44
  Speaker 12: You messed that up?
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: What do you mean by that?
• 45:46
  Speaker 12: Well? No, that's no okay, okay, my bad dog. I'm
• 45:49
  Speaker 12: thinking you familiar with my name.
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 45:52
  Speaker 12: See Glinda was Glendon was my high school sweetheart. You know.
• 45:56
  Speaker 12: We dated from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade. Man,
• 45:59
  Speaker 12: we went the problem together, all right.
• 46:01
  Speaker 9: Right, look all right, man, I see you know what man,
• 46:04
  Speaker 9: I'm let me see.
• 46:06
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 46:08
  Speaker 9: I don't know what Glinda what she meant by by
• 46:11
  Speaker 9: telling you she you could come through the crib, bro,
• 46:13
  Speaker 9: But you you can't come through.
• 46:15
  Speaker 12: My house, dog.
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: I mean I didn't. I didn't have mine back in
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: the day, and she might have had hers, brother, But
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: you you can't come over my house, dude.
• 46:22
  Speaker 12: Okay, okay, hold hold hello, holdo man now, Glinda then
• 46:25
  Speaker 12: invited me and I'm coming, don't. I don't know what
• 46:28
  Speaker 12: what the hostility is, but man, but I'm I'm coming
• 46:31
  Speaker 12: to the house. You ain't.
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: You ain't come into my house though, Dog.
• 46:35
  Speaker 12: Listen to me, Man, I'm not finishinging and go back
• 46:37
  Speaker 12: and forth with you. I would have ran into Glenn
• 46:39
  Speaker 12: in the store. Glenna said, she you know, it was
• 46:41
  Speaker 12: good to see me, you know, come through the night.
• 46:43
  Speaker 12: I say, cool, you know, and she gave me the
• 46:46
  Speaker 12: number on ask can you what else I should? You know?
• 46:49
  Speaker 12: What else I should get? You know? So I'm I'm
• 46:51
  Speaker 12: calling you saying, hey, man, you want some ice and
• 46:53
  Speaker 12: some beer. I'm gonna roll through.
• 46:55
  Speaker 8: Man, it's just a party. Dog.
• 46:56
  Speaker 12: You insecure? What's what's up?
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: Insecure? Listen?
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: Listen to me.
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: Dog, I'm gonna I'm gonna go and get Glinda all right?
• 47:03
  Speaker 9: And this because right here don't make sense to me.
• 47:06
  Speaker 8: Dog, What do you mean?
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: Glendy invited you to the house and I'm telling you
• 47:09
  Speaker 9: right now you ain't coming to my house. Bro, If
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: you come to my house, you're gonna.
• 47:12
  Speaker 12: Get up hold off. So what what you're threatening me? Now?
• 47:16
  Speaker 8: Dog? That's what?
• 47:18
  Speaker 12: Who is you don I'm first. That's who I am for.
• 47:23
  Speaker 12: I remember, I'm off first. I'm the one.
• 47:25
  Speaker 9: She really remembers, you mean you don't want She really remembers.
• 47:29
  Speaker 12: I'm all first.
• 47:30
  Speaker 9: Dog, Man, I look, man, like I said, you bring
• 47:34
  Speaker 9: your pump over to my house, and it's gonna be
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: about twenty way none. All my boys over here we're thinking.
• 47:40
  Speaker 12: It all right, you bring you over here.
• 47:42
  Speaker 8: You won't leave.
• 47:43
  Speaker 9: I promise you that.
• 47:44
  Speaker 12: I'll tell you what. Man, I'll be over there because
• 47:46
  Speaker 12: Glenda the one invited me, and I'm showing up. And
• 47:49
  Speaker 12: if you start tripping with me, guess what, dog, it's
• 47:52
  Speaker 12: all and poppets. One thing I don't forgot is my
• 47:54
  Speaker 12: first love and my first love been invited me to
• 47:57
  Speaker 12: the house.
• 47:57
  Speaker 8: And I can't.
• 47:58
  Speaker 9: I can't even deal with it.
• 48:00
  Speaker 12: Bro.
• 48:00
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna tell you know you you obviously you don't
• 48:02
  Speaker 9: spoke to Glinda. You know what I live, right, you
• 48:05
  Speaker 9: show your stuff. I want you to come on. I
• 48:07
  Speaker 9: want you to come on over and you show up
• 48:09
  Speaker 9: like I said, you shut up and everything going on.
• 48:12
  Speaker 9: I promise you that, brother.
• 48:13
  Speaker 12: Whatever then, man, it's whatever right, Hey.
• 48:17
  Speaker 9: Bright look look man, me and my boys over here,
• 48:19
  Speaker 9: we just waiting on we just waiting on there. All
• 48:21
  Speaker 9: you gotta do is is make the move broight, all
• 48:23
  Speaker 9: you want.
• 48:23
  Speaker 12: To do is make I'll tell you what, man, I'm
• 48:25
  Speaker 12: just let me call Glenda. See I need to call
• 48:27
  Speaker 12: Glenda because see see see.
• 48:29
  Speaker 9: Glennar let me caet Glinda? Who can you don't who you?
• 48:33
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna tell you one month time. I am Glinda's first.
• 48:36
  Speaker 12: Don't give her on the inner side life. I might
• 48:38
  Speaker 12: be her last her everything.
• 48:41
  Speaker 9: Must be out his mind. See lord, listen, I got
• 48:43
  Speaker 9: this park on the phone.
• 48:44
  Speaker 12: But Rick, yo, yo, don let me ask you this here.
• 48:47
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 48:48
  Speaker 12: You don't even know where Glinda's spotted at? Do you do? You?
• 48:51
  Speaker 12: What the I know where her spot at?
• 48:53
  Speaker 13: What the fu?
• 48:55
  Speaker 9: Are you done?
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: What the th this she is?
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: Bro?
• 48:58
  Speaker 12: Hey, man, ain't you bring up?
• 49:00
  Speaker 9: But yeah, I want you to show up at Mike.
• 49:02
  Speaker 12: You call me with this stupid bruh.
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: You're talking about my girl, my girl? Spot you come,
• 49:07
  Speaker 9: but I want to see you at the crib right now, bro,
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: get your seeing your whip right now, you drive down.
• 49:12
  Speaker 8: To my you I'm mona you up.
• 49:14
  Speaker 12: Bro. You ain't gonna do nothing to me what I said.
• 49:17
  Speaker 12: You ain't gonna do nothing, do nothing to tell you what.
• 49:20
  Speaker 9: I ain't gonna do nothing to you. I trump you
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: bring over here, but I'm telling you not going home
• 49:24
  Speaker 9: though you're not going home whatever.
• 49:26
  Speaker 12: I got one more thing I want to say to you.
• 49:28
  Speaker 12: Is you listening, my girl? I got one more thing
• 49:32
  Speaker 12: I want to say to you, though. Is you listening
• 49:34
  Speaker 12: to me?
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: I'm not listening to you.
• 49:36
  Speaker 12: Hey, man, is you listening? Is you listening? Because evidently
• 49:39
  Speaker 12: you ay? Are you listening to me?
• 49:41
  Speaker 9: You want to say?
• 49:42
  Speaker 12: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 49:47
  Speaker 12: You just got pranked by your wife, Glinda.
• 49:55
  Speaker 9: You see, I'm no plan many I'll playing dog kill y'all. Man,
• 50:07
  Speaker 9: I'm so glad there's a joke. Brun I'm telling because
• 50:10
  Speaker 9: one of us was leaving here at tonight.
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: Bruh, that's going down.
• 50:19
  Speaker 14: It is June fifteen, neph you tell me House Party
• 50:22
  Speaker 14: Comedy Jam. That's Dallas, Texas. That's at the Majestic Theater.
• 50:25
  Speaker 14: Tony Robins, Dominique and myself we will be in the
• 50:28
  Speaker 14: building acting a dog gone fool. It is Father's Day weekends.
• 50:32
  Speaker 14: All your father's come on out and get with your boy,
• 50:35
  Speaker 14: get your groove on and have a whole lot of laughs.
• 50:37
  Speaker 14: And it's happening at the Majesty Saturday, June fifteenth, that
• 50:42
  Speaker 14: is Father's Day weekend, and that is the next day
• 50:44
  Speaker 14: will be my beautiful anniversary with me when I had
• 50:47
  Speaker 14: twenty three years of being married.
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: I love you so much, dear. She will be coming
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: to work with me.
• 50:53
  Speaker 14: Hopefully she'll stay in the in the dressing room and
• 50:56
  Speaker 14: not hear any of the jokes I'm out saying about her.
• 51:00
  Speaker 14: Pray for me, boy, that ain't happen. Yeah, yeah, it
• 51:06
  Speaker 14: might all be coming to the close front row. Yeah,
• 51:09
  Speaker 14: well it's gone. This might be the last show then
• 51:12
  Speaker 14: with those jokes, wow.
• 51:19
  Speaker 15: Like that?
• 51:20
  Speaker 14: Yeah yeah, but I just wrote these out right after cancer.
• 51:25
  Speaker 14: These are great ones.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: This is this is class.
• 51:28
  Speaker 14: You don't want to say, a classic. They've been hitting
• 51:32
  Speaker 14: home runs. I didn't wanted to see them this early,
• 51:36
  Speaker 14: but I guess this is it.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Well, she has a while, so she's definitely coming.
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's been a minute, So pray for me in Dallas.
• 51:45
  Speaker 14: All your preachers in Dallas, come on out and lay
• 51:48
  Speaker 14: hands on me for a minute.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Unless just let's just see if I can get through it.
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: Cancel. It's all wrapped up in there together the senators.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Why is that barb.
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to figure out what Junior
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: gonna say to these senators next.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Year to Dallas a new time. All right, we're moving on.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Nephew. Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. Subject I
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: was in the closet the whole time. We'll get into
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you
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  Speaker 1: could be yours, you never know.
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  Speaker 10: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is that time. It's
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  Speaker 10: time for the Strawberry Letter.
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  Speaker 18: Well, my great friend Shirley straw Thank you, my friend Junior. Subject,
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  Speaker 18: I was in the closet the whole time, do Stephen, Shirley.
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  Speaker 18: I'm twenty eight years old and I've had the worst
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  Speaker 18: dating history of all my friends. I was recently dating
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  Speaker 18: a guy that told me he had a stalker, and
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  Speaker 18: we had to lay low for a while until she
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  Speaker 18: left him alone. I understood why he might have a
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  Speaker 18: stalker because he is fine and sexy, with a ball
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  Speaker 18: head and a full beard. He's thirty six years old,
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  Speaker 18: so I was intrigued by dating an older man for
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  Speaker 18: the first time. I had been to his home a
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  Speaker 18: few times and it was very nice, so I asked
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  Speaker 18: him who helped him decorate it. He said his mother
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  Speaker 18: used to be an interior designer, so she helped him out.
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  Speaker 18: We primarily spend time at my apartment, though, because his
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  Speaker 18: house was way in the suburbs. All of these red
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  Speaker 18: flags were popping up, but I overlooked them because I
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  Speaker 18: wanted this to work out.
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  Speaker 1: I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Last weekend,
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  Speaker 1: we had planned to see Frankie, Beverly and Mays in concert,
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  Speaker 1: and he had a car service pick me up first
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  Speaker 1: and then and then pick him up. He told me
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  Speaker 1: to come in so we could have a drink before
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  Speaker 1: we left. We started fooling around and he took me
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  Speaker 1: into one of the guest bedrooms, which I thought was weird.
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  Speaker 1: As I got naked, I heard a woman's voice. He
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  Speaker 1: picked me up, wrapped me in the sheets, and put
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  Speaker 1: me in walk in closet and said he thinks his
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  Speaker 1: stalker is in the house and I need to stay
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  Speaker 1: in the closet and be quiet because she's crazy. I
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  Speaker 1: could faintly hear him asking the woman to go to
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  Speaker 1: the concert with him, and then silence. Fifteen minutes later,
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  Speaker 1: he texted me and asked me to make up the
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  Speaker 1: bed and get ano uber and he'd explain things later.
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  Speaker 1: I left the room a mess and I left. He
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  Speaker 1: had been calling me NonStop. He's been calling me NonStop,
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  Speaker 1: but I won't answer. And why did he force me
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  Speaker 1: in the closet and leave? Should I hear him out
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  Speaker 1: or keep ignoring him?
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  Speaker 12: No?
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  Speaker 1: What you should do right now is run, run, run run. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing to explain. What can he explain? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: your red flags were right, they were real, and since
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  Speaker 1: you chose to ignore them because you said you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to work it out. You wanted this to work out
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  Speaker 1: with this guy. God did you a favor and allowed
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  Speaker 1: that to happen. Okay, it was either his wife or
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  Speaker 1: his girlfriend, his living girlfriend in the house, and that's
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  Speaker 1: all you need to know. What else do you need
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  Speaker 1: to know? I can't believe how stupid and reckless he
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  Speaker 1: was to put you in harm's way like that his
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  Speaker 1: stalker was in the house. But then again I can
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  Speaker 1: because he sounds selfish and he sounds like a liar. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: the best thing that could have happened to you was leaving,
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  Speaker 1: was him leaving you in that closet. So please let
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  Speaker 1: him call all day and night, but don't answer that phone,
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  Speaker 1: because what can he say? How can he explain what
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  Speaker 1: he did? He can't explain that, there's nothing he can say.
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  Speaker 1: Block him right now, Block him and move on with
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  Speaker 1: your life. Please learn from this experience the next time
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  Speaker 1: your your gut starts putting up red flags. Okay, listen, listen, Linda, listen.
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  Speaker 7: Steve, this is a way. Who are we talking to
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  Speaker 7: in this letter? I'm so confused because you're asking questions
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  Speaker 7: of Shirley and I that are so damn obvious. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I don't even understand why you needed when you wrote
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  Speaker 7: the letter, did you read it back? You didn't answer
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  Speaker 7: none of these questions yourself. I was in the clauset
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  Speaker 7: the whole time. What now, you're twenty eight years old, single,
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  Speaker 7: I've had the worst dating history of all my friends. Well,
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  Speaker 7: let me tell you why. Based on this letter right here,
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  Speaker 7: I think the reason you've had the worst dating experience
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  Speaker 7: of all your friends is because you're slow. You're slow,
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  Speaker 7: young lady, You're just slow.
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  Speaker 1: You really want to use that word.
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  Speaker 7: No, that's the word I want to use. Your just slow.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just saying that you're you're you're you're slow to
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  Speaker 7: come to terms with things. You're slow to figure it out.
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  Speaker 7: You're you're you're slow to get the point. You're you're
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  Speaker 7: you're you're you're you're slow to come to conclusions. I
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  Speaker 7: don't mean like slow in there any other way, except
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  Speaker 7: you're slow to come to conclusions. It takes you too
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  Speaker 7: long to figure out the obvious. You need to become
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  Speaker 7: a quicker person. You're too damn slow. Good, I mean
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  Speaker 7: so looking at that's why you have the worst dating experience.
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  Speaker 7: I recently dating a guy that told me he had
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  Speaker 7: a stalker. Okay, let's keep this in mind now, and
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  Speaker 7: we had to lay low for a while until she
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  Speaker 7: left him alone. Where wait, so we just met and
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  Speaker 7: we got to lay low for a while until she
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  Speaker 7: leave him alone. Okay, then why don't we do this
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  Speaker 7: right here when you get rid of the stalker and
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  Speaker 7: the coast is clear, so I don't get myself in
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  Speaker 7: a dangerous situation. Why don't you get that figured out
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  Speaker 7: and then call me after you got the restraining orders
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  Speaker 7: and everything from the police department. But oh no, you
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  Speaker 7: slow to come to that. I came to it right
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  Speaker 7: after I read the letter. Surey came to it. Everybody
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  Speaker 7: listening and came to this. But you slow. So now
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  Speaker 7: y'all gonna lay low for a while. I understood why
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  Speaker 7: he might have a stalker because he find and sexy
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  Speaker 7: with a bald head and a full beard. That's why
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  Speaker 7: you got a stalker. That's what you came to. You
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  Speaker 7: got a stalker because you bad head and you find
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  Speaker 7: you understood that? What how did you come to understand that?
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  Speaker 7: Just because he got a ball head and he fined.
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  Speaker 6: He fined to who.
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  Speaker 8: Tell you?
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  Speaker 7: Obviously the stalker don't feel that way because the stalker
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  Speaker 7: trying to kill him.
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  Speaker 6: So hold on, Steve, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
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  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry letter, subject
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  Speaker 1: I was in the closet the whole time. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening hard Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 1: And the subject is I was in the closet the
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  Speaker 1: whole time.
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  Speaker 7: This is such a sad because you know, the subject is,
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  Speaker 7: I was in the closet the whole time. And when
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  Speaker 7: I said earlier, and I explained myself what I mean
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  Speaker 7: by saying she's slow, I'm saying that she is slow
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  Speaker 7: to come to conclusions. She's slow to reach certain points
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  Speaker 7: of understanding. The girl is just slow to this, and
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  Speaker 7: the rest of us is reading this letter, we're getting
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  Speaker 7: it right away. Yeah, but this happened to her and
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  Speaker 7: she's slow to all of this. So now she's twenty
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  Speaker 7: eight years old, got the worst dating history of all
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  Speaker 7: my friends. I think it's because she's slow. I was
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: recently dating a guy that told me he had a
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  Speaker 7: stalker and we had to layload for a while until
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  Speaker 7: she left him alone. Okay, cool, First things first, get
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  Speaker 7: rid of your stalker. Call me so you don't put
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  Speaker 7: me in an uncompromising position. Let me know when everything
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  Speaker 7: is clear. When you got a police you know, restraining order,
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  Speaker 7: and everything you need from the courts or she get
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  Speaker 7: arrested or something there and call me okay, cool. But
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  Speaker 7: you ain't do that because you understood why he might
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  Speaker 7: have a stalker because he find is sexy with a
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  Speaker 7: bald head and a full bed. That's it. So if
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  Speaker 7: you ball hit it fine, sexy and got a full bed,
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  Speaker 7: you gonna have stalkers. That's all to be.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what you no, no, no, that.
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  Speaker 7: You're gonna have a stalker. So now he's thirty six
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  Speaker 7: years old. So I was intrigued by dating an older
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  Speaker 7: man for the first time. You're twenty eight, thirty six.
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  Speaker 7: He ain't no older man. That's eight years. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 7: you're not only slow, you can't do arithmetic. It's eight years,
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  Speaker 7: little girl, that ain't an older man, that ain't even ten.
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  Speaker 1: You frustrated? Did you just sigh?
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  Speaker 7: Now listen to this. Now, I had been to his
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  Speaker 7: home a few times and it was very nice. Wait
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  Speaker 7: a minute, I thought he just told you we're gonna
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: have to lay load for a while. But no, no, no,
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  Speaker 7: you done been to his home a few times and
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  Speaker 7: it was very nice. So I asked him who helped
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  Speaker 7: him decorate it? He said, his mother used to be
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: an intereared designer, so she helped him out. That sounds good,
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  Speaker 7: that's okay, I ain't tripping on that. We primarily spend
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 7: time in my apartment though, because his house was way
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: in the suburbs. Okay, so your house is where. If
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  Speaker 7: his house is way in the suburbs, your house is well.
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  Speaker 7: So obviously this was like too long of a drive
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  Speaker 7: for y'all. I would go on and take the time
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  Speaker 7: for the nice house long drive. We can talk, get
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  Speaker 7: to know each other. But oh, that's right, y'all can't
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  Speaker 7: be seen together because y'all got to lay low because
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  Speaker 7: he got a stalker. And then she says, all these
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: red flags were popping up, but I overlooked him because
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  Speaker 7: I wanted this to work out. A lady came on
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  Speaker 7: my show one time and said the best line I
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: heard about red flags. She said, ladies, stop collecting red flags.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: Stop collecting You see, y'all, we red flags pop up,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: go the other way, stop collecting them. But you know
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: why she was collecting them, because she wanted this to
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: work out. I gave him the benefit of the doubt,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 7: the benefit of the doubt. Last weekend we had planned
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: to see Frankie Beverly Mays in Concept and he had
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: a conservice picked me up first and then pick him up.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: No problem with that. He told me to come in
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: so we can have a drink. Before we left. We
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: started fooling around and he took me into one of
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: the guest bedrooms, which I thought was weird. But you
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 7: took your ass in there anyway. See now it was weird.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: See you a little slow, but let me tell you
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: how quick you get over stuff. As I got naked,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: he told me to come in so we can have
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 7: a dream. We started fooling around and he took me
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: into one of the guest bedrooms, which I thought was weird.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: So as I got naked, the next lafe we got
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 7: over that week you got you got real good, real fast.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: This weird bedroom down the hardway.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: Let me go and get these clothes off before I
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: figured this out. As I got naked, I heard a
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 7: woman's voice. He picked me up, wrapped me in the sheets,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: and put me in a walk in closet and says
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: he thinks his stalker is in the house and I
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 7: need to stand in the closet and be quiet because
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: she crazy.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: What what.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: Wait a minute, you got nigked. You hear a woman's voice.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: He pick you up, wrap you in the sheet, the sheets,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: your flow ass to the closet. You stand there, moneyfied, Yes,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: wrapped up tight. Probably wrap your mouth up too, so
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: you couldn't say nothing. Now you in that looking like
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: a full blown mommy in a tune. And you hear
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: a woman's voice. He told you be quiet cause she crazy.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 7: Right after he said that, I could faintly hear him
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: asking the woman to go to the concert with him,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: and then silence. Who takes a stalker to see Frankie Beverly?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: You know how hard it is to enjoy a show
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: and somebody's standing next to you trying to kill you.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: I can't believe this. Come I look a murderer with
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: me to the concert? What easy? And he starts his
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: concert with we all won.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: See, we gotta go.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 7: I got to come back and give you just my
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 7: last piece of this right here. You know it's a
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 7: lot of slow people listening.
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  Speaker 1: All right, We'll be back with part three, The Strawberry
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  Speaker 1: Letter for today.
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  Speaker 13: Yo.
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  Speaker 1: At forty six minutes after right after this, you're listening
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Morning show, all right, because this letter is so crazy.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Steve had to do a part three.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna just go with this real quick. This woman
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: that don't know how to figure stuff out to meet
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: this man that they start dating, and she twenty eight
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: thirty six told him we got to lay load because
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: I got stalker. Okay, So now we went out to
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: his house and he got real nice. How she asked
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: me how he decorated, How I told her. He told
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: her mama was decorating, and she helped her. But his
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: house way out in the suburbs. So we spend all
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: the time at my apartment because don't nobody want to
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: drive nowhere to no nice house. We just rather stay
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 7: over here in the hood and do our business, you know.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 7: And so now, okay, so now he invited you to
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: go to Frankie Beverly concert and he had a Conservice
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: pick you up. He told me come in, so we
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: have a drink and we started fooling around, and then
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 7: he took me to one of the guest bedrooms, now
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: which I thought was wed, you know. And but then
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: as I got naked, but she gets over steps real
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: fast in this lever yard, it's just ooh, it's wed.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 7: Let me take these clothes off, and so she took
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 7: her clothes off. I heard a woman's voice. He picked
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 7: me up, wrapped me in the sheets, and put me
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: in the walk in closet and said, he thinks his
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 7: stalker is in the house. I need to stand in
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 7: the closet and be quiet because she crazy. All right now,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 7: now you you mummified, you wrapped up real tight and
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: even wrapped your mouth, your head up, you and that
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: can't do number. See he left a little slit so
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: you could see, that's.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 9: All it was.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: And men, you could faintly hear him asking the woman
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 7: to go to the concert with him, and then silence.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: So you telling me that the stalker then broke in,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: and his way to calm the crazy stalker down is
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 7: invite her to Frankie bevet Maids once again. Do you
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 7: know how hard it is to enjoy a concert standing
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 7: there next to somebody trying to kill you? That is hard.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: That's some hard ass partying right there. I ain't. I
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: dodnet been at a party and a shot rang out,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 7: and it messed me. I didn't. I didn't take the
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: murderer with me, And so then there was silence, and
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 7: then fifteen minutes later, he text me and asked me
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: to make up the bed and get in the uber
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: and he'd explain things later. I left the room a
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 7: message I know that's right. Good you better show him
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 7: and I left that He's been calling me non stop,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 7: but I won't answer. Why did he force me in
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 7: the closet and leave? Let me ask you a question.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: Why you think he forced you in that closet clouset
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 7: and then leave? Well, let me just take a look
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: at it how you would look at it, Because he
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 7: didn't want you to get attacked by the stalker that
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 7: he was finn to take to the concert with the
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 7: ticket that he bought for you and him. So I
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 7: ain't no need to waste in this damn ticket. Let
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 7: me carry his stalker down here live in this nice
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: hand's house who decorated damn so because it's his wife.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Instagram at Steve h Yes, we got to god Struwberry Letter.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: The stalk will come back.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Check out the Strubberry Letter podcast on the Man Coming
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: up next, comedy Roulette Jnthony Brown.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 7: He got a stalker back home? Fix us on Need Too.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show? All right, guys, here we are
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: it is time for today's comedy roulette. Jay, please set
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: it up for us.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 13: Here's how we do it, because we know how to
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 13: do it. Take three subjects, put them on a wheel.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 13: Spun the wheel around, wed stop, we'll do.
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  Speaker 7: The damn thing.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: Put them up and spin it.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Let me hear what we get, all right. Today's categories
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: are things people whisper in church, ways you describe someone
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: from outer space.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 7: Let me read that one again.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Waves, you describe someone from outer space. That's what we're doing.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Stuff kids say when they want you to babysit, and
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: then stuff kids say when they want you to babysit.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: All right, got them spin the wheel? Yeah? Yeah, really
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: that out of state? Oh okay, just missed it. It's
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: things people whisper in church. Let's go.
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  Speaker 6: Then we go comedy roulette. Things people whisper in church?
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  Speaker 13: Now she know that hat is just too damn big. Seriously,
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  Speaker 13: nobody on this rope can see a damn thing.
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  Speaker 15: All right, Jay, If we're doing things people whisper in church, Okay,
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  Speaker 15: I don't know why I passed that, Like he don't
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  Speaker 15: want to hear a word from God? I heard one too,
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  Speaker 15: Sit down, Oh, wrap it up.
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  Speaker 7: Cut your mic on from Oh there, you man, I've
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  Speaker 7: been talking ten minutes ago. Y'all ain't heard.
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  Speaker 1: What happened.
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  Speaker 7: Things people whispering church.
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  Speaker 14: You know, you know why she lay get into the
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  Speaker 14: clients than she always in the study with paster. That's
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  Speaker 14: what they be doing study, that's what they be doing.
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  Speaker 7: Things people in church, big dog, Julia Junior. What's the school?
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  Speaker 8: I love it?
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  Speaker 11: I love it.
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  Speaker 6: I love it church. Come things people whispering chef in church.
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  Speaker 13: If that old lady hit that tambourine one more damn time,
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  Speaker 13: one more damn time.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, things people say in church.
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  Speaker 1: I see they gut Satan attendance service this morning.
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  Speaker 7: Right, things people whisper in church. He gonna be another
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  Speaker 7: damn out pass me that flask. You gotta get her
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  Speaker 7: a little nip out of that. I don't need a
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  Speaker 7: little nips.
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  Speaker 1: Off people whisper in church.
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  Speaker 7: Ju i't won't say nothing. He really can't.
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  Speaker 13: Preach'd let things people whisper in church.
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  Speaker 6: You know, praise dancers ain't in the Bible. Nowhere in
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  Speaker 6: the Bible, no.
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  Speaker 1: Praise the Lord there.
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  Speaker 10: All Right, things people say in church, whispering church. We
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  Speaker 10: all know he got new dances.
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  Speaker 7: He ain't got smiter damn much new grill?
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  Speaker 14: Is she come with all them kids? You know that
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  Speaker 14: little one has blown her brother and you know that,
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  Speaker 14: you know, look just like him.
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  Speaker 1: Things people whisper in church.
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  Speaker 7: We'll close it up, ju what you Yeah, I sn't
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  Speaker 7: want to hit that lead so real? Right, I've heard
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  Speaker 7: that one, so real?
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  Speaker 3: All right, thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: That's comedy roulette, ladies and gentlemen. More of today's trending
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening Steve Hardy
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, guys, listen up our comedians on
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  Speaker 1: the show. Here's our work office quickie question. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: is there something you wish you had waited to do
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  Speaker 1: until you got older rather than when you were a
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  Speaker 1: younger person, whether you know when you were at a
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  Speaker 1: younger age. We all know several people who wish they
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: had waited until they were in their thirties to say,
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  Speaker 1: get married. Okay, so what's something you guys did while
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  Speaker 1: you were young but you wish you had waited until
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: you got older.
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  Speaker 7: I probably wished I had waited to start cussing.
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  Speaker 3: Really a young age.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was in at four. I started at fo Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: led to several lass what was unnecessary?
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  Speaker 1: You could have held out.
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  Speaker 7: I should have waited to start cussing, lad in it
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  Speaker 7: like how jumping in and four was a early commitment.
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  Speaker 7: I should wait, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Sixteen, All right, well, we'll have more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up with.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't know how to cuss. That was my problem.
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  Speaker 3: Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: Dang it, you're listening morning show? All right, gots time
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  Speaker 1: now for another round of would you rather? Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather never ever have to get tired or never ever
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  Speaker 1: have to go to the bathroom? Which one never get tired?
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  Speaker 7: I old? Now, Yeah, I gotta go. I enjoy going
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  Speaker 7: to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: It's over sharing.
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  Speaker 7: I got a TV computer in my bathroom. I enjoy
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  Speaker 7: the don't people don't know who I am? I enjoy
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  Speaker 7: I enjoyed feeling of going into the bathroom. I gotta
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 7: built in water spray, but day I got. It's enjoyable
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  Speaker 7: for me. And now I like the feeling of being
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 7: in the bathroom, sitting there naked. Ain't got got a
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  Speaker 7: heat on it?
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  Speaker 8: What you know?
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  Speaker 9: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Well, thank you, junior.
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  Speaker 10: No, I just I never want to get tired. Man,
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  Speaker 10: going to the bathrooms good feeling.
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  Speaker 7: I just set in that bathroom to my legs, was
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  Speaker 7: went to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: How long were you there? I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 7: Got up and just fell into the dough. You had
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 7: so long? Got him just they had no legs? All right?
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  Speaker 7: Moving on?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather have no one show up to your
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: wedding or no one show up to your funeral?
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  Speaker 7: To the wedding, I would fuel pack. I need I
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 7: need some I need some acknowledgement, crime remark building shut down,
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  Speaker 7: you know, yeah that I'm talking about the funeral. Persis
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  Speaker 7: thirty minutes shut down on he called sold out. It's
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  Speaker 7: all right.
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  Speaker 1: Would you would you rather have your own private jet
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  Speaker 1: or your own private island?
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  Speaker 7: Well, we're gonna get to the island. If we ain't
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  Speaker 7: got the damn.
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  Speaker 14: Jet, you can't land it, gentlemen, yellow island.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna get an island. I'm gonna get a big island,
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  Speaker 7: all right.
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  Speaker 1: Last one? Would you rather sit near the printer or
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  Speaker 1: sit near the water cooler near the printer? Yeah, I ain't.
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  Speaker 8: Either way.
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  Speaker 7: I'm doing bad. I don't like water cooler and I'm
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  Speaker 7: working at one. Remember water color.
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  Speaker 1: Out of an officer here all the studio.
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  Speaker 7: They ain't got no bottle water?
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's rounded.
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  Speaker 7: Would you have an assistant that go get this Printon?
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  Speaker 1: It's coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: we'll close out the show with our last break, and
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  Speaker 1: of course Steve will have some closing remarks that you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to miss.
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  Speaker 7: Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Here we are, last break of the day. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Steve hit us with your closing remarks. What do you
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  Speaker 1: have for us today?
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  Speaker 7: Just some more encouragement. I want to try to give
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  Speaker 7: you a mindset, and you can pick and choose whichever
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  Speaker 7: you like, but I want to try to give you
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  Speaker 7: a mindset to succeed with. I want you all to
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 7: start thinking about your goals, your visions, and your dreams,
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  Speaker 7: and I want you to think of them like their
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 7: long overdue. Have you wanted something for so long that
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 7: you think that it's long overdue? Have you ever dreamt
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  Speaker 7: of something so many times and it's yet to happen
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  Speaker 7: that you kind of feel like it's long overdue. I
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  Speaker 7: want you to take that feeling that is long overdue,
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  Speaker 7: and I want you to internalize that feeling, because what
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  Speaker 7: I want you to do is I want you to
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 7: take that feeling and I want you to use it
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  Speaker 7: as your motivation to pursue your dreams and goals. Because
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 7: some of you are right, it's long overdue now. Some
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 7: of you may feel that way because you're just impatient.
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  Speaker 7: But however you want to look at it. I want
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  Speaker 7: you to take that long overdue feeling and I want
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  Speaker 7: you to use it as your motivation to spur you
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  Speaker 7: to get at it. Take that long overdue feeling and
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  Speaker 7: start looking at your life in terms of you know what,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 7: Now's the time. Now is the time. There is no
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  Speaker 7: better time than now. Don't worry about getting all your
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  Speaker 7: ducks lined up in the road, because they don't line up.
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  Speaker 7: Don't wait till the perfect time, because there is no
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  Speaker 7: such a time. You got to remember that there's a
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  Speaker 7: force out there that don't want you to succeed. His job,
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  Speaker 7: the devil's job, is to throw blocks in your path,
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  Speaker 7: to throw temptation in your path, to test you all
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  Speaker 7: along the way. All God needs us to do is
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  Speaker 7: pass these tests. You're not going to pass all of them,
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  Speaker 7: but he wants your best effort. But you got to
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  Speaker 7: act like, now's the time. You've got to develop a
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  Speaker 7: sense of urgency. This thing that's long overdough, this thing
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  Speaker 7: that's long overdue, the time for it to start happening
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  Speaker 7: is now. And I have to develop and you have
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  Speaker 7: to develop a sense of urgency to get it done.
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  Speaker 7: It's this sense of urgency that spurs you. It springs
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  Speaker 7: you into action. See, the hospital is filled with rooms
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  Speaker 7: of care and all like this, but you got different divisions.
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  Speaker 8: Now.
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  Speaker 7: If you and I see you, intensive care unit, it's
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  Speaker 7: intensive care. They in that watching you all the time.
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  Speaker 7: They got you monitored regularly, you hooked up to machines.
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  Speaker 7: It's down there at the nursing station, you and I
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  Speaker 7: see you. They got the emergency room that's set up
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 7: for people who are stuffed and popped off unexpectedly and
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 7: you need some care right away. Now, the fact that
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 7: you got to sit there and wait on your right
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  Speaker 7: away all this time. It's still the emergency room. But
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  Speaker 7: you want to approach your life with a sense of urgency.
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  Speaker 7: You don't have to sit there and get put on
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  Speaker 7: hold like they do at the hospital. Fill out the paperwork.
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  Speaker 7: You got develop a sense of urgency because if it's
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  Speaker 7: long overdue, and now is the time you might as
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  Speaker 7: well develop a sense of urgency. Your success, your dreams
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 7: and visions of happening and occurring have to be critical.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 7: They have to be critical. It's got to be critical.
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  Speaker 7: You have to perform in your life like you are
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 7: in a state of being critical. This is critical. It's critical,
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  Speaker 7: y'all that you become successful. It's critical. It's tied to
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 7: your happiness, your success, your well being. It's critical. This
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  Speaker 7: ain't something man that we can casually deal with. It
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  Speaker 7: has to be critical to you. You have to have
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 7: it in your mind that being happy and being successful
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 7: is something that you can't live without.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 8: Why not?
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  Speaker 7: Do you know how many negative things people feel is
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 7: overdue that they have a sense of urgency junkies addicts,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 7: it's a sense of urgency for that and it's a
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 7: negative thing. I got to get high. I got to
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 7: get my fix. Do you know that people developed sense
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 7: of urgencies and and and and and and and things
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: being critical over so many negative things. I gotta get
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 7: down there a happy hour. I gotta get more likes
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 7: on my page. I gotta do something that I don't
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 7: really feel comfortable doing because I gotta get more likes.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 7: I gotta show some parts of my body. I really
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 7: don't want to show, but I'm trying to get some likes.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to get my followers up. Do you know
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 7: how many people are feeling critical about that? How many
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 7: people are approaching that negativity with a sense of urgency
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 7: that they can't live without. Well, let me explain something
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 7: to you. You should feel that way about your success,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 7: and you should feel that way about your happiness. That
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 7: is critical, man, it's overdue. Now's the time you have
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 7: to have a sense of urgency. Your happiness and success
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 7: is critical to your well being. You cannot live without it.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 7: That's the mindset you have to have towards your success.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 7: If you don't, you're not going to be successful. I'm sorry,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 7: I hate to tell you that, but you won't be successful.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 7: People feel that way. It's critical. Get critical about your
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 7: happiness and about your success and get it done. Those
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 7: are my closing remarks today. Enjoy your day, Listen, talk
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 7: to God today. He would absolutely love to hear from you.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 7: He really would. It don't matter if it's been a while.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 7: He understands. Talk to him today. Have a good.
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