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No Latency - Ep.43 SBM Steves' Jobs · No Latency

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Last time a no latency 13th and scoreboard for me.
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Now, Jeb campaign, is there a chance he could become a Hast?
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There is a chance back up, close the door, close the door to
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jump, just try to blow himself up.
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We don't have to kill Jeff, the he's they're gonna do it.
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Oh hi Steve, right. You're the oh you're the one who
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tied me up. Defunct, Steve stay here.
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We're going to kill everyone in there and after that you're
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going to help us go through the rest of.
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The floors point of order. Where is your hand sanitizer?
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Everyone ready to go to the door.
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Yeah. Freeze frame in the air freeze.
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Yeah, let's do it to be continued.
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So we we're still in the freeze frame as it like Fades back to
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us who are stuck in it for a little bit and then we come out
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of it. Okay let's go.
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That was weird and there we go. Gonna die.
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All right, it smashed the door open then front of you is a
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Steve class. What's this t plus slightly
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better than a regular Steve but not as big as a big state and it
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is has its own programming class in his chest.
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Its own programming. And it has a subscription-based
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model. It's a surplus.
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Yes, check that's a very good joke, thanks.
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There were Flames flames on the side of it that happens a lot.
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When Jeb tux dumping honey. Yeah, I go and slice the head
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off of this this when he tries to shoot you for it.
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Okay. Well We'll see you bros
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initiative will see some shit. Huh.
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Is that all? That's in the room just once the
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bus. Yeah.
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Oh shit. Okay.
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See you kick the door. Open in the state flag goes, ah,
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but there's this wonderful moment of Serenity is silent
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moment as the door swings open. I only you feel like your first
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Like you blinked before anyone else and you're ready.
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I don't know why GM voice in the sky.
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You said, you feel like your first and I automatically
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thought about like my quote unquote, first 50 sexual
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relations time. Exactly.
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Jeb, shut up. I'm sorry, I'm really getting
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yo, looping over here. Um, I am immediately going to
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run because I see the bathroom and I'm going to to run.
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And with my hands with my hands like surgeon style in the air
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above my waist, in front of me, just some to make sure I don't
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touch anything, and I'm going to kick that door down.
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What for the for the doubt for the water closet, because I
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can't touch the door unless it's a sweet swing door.
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Can I touch it with my butt roll perception in the middle of a
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fight? Not me.
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Well, I'm not like, I'm not like hands up.
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Don't shoot, Don't Shoot Me. It's like surgeon sterile.
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That's basically how I've been standing this whole time, all
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right. Just to make sure I don't touch
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anything, I'm rolling perception and also roll evasion because
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you are going right past us t plus.
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Okay. Now the door swings both ways.
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Ooh, but it doesn't matter because you're so distracted.
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Cited by the bathroom, you're like, oh it's right over there
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that the Steve. This puts his foot out and trips
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you over. No, no, no.
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Can't you just shoot me? No, he trips.
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You over the germs. But he fails the brawling check.
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So as he trips you over, he also falls over and because you both
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rolled a crit, he falls and then his hands full right in between
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your hands. And he's now dropped his gun and
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his fingers between your fingers What is this so unnerving?
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Why is this? I just know Jesus.
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Why is this dungeon such a shit show for everybody?
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And he panics, and it's his turn.
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He panics and tries to headbutt you to get you away, and manages
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to do that. And also the from screaming to
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keep you from screaming, he just he's holding on to your hand
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zeros in He rears his head back and just smacks you right in the
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forehead tries to brain you if you will tries to brain you rain
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is also a euphemism for fellatio causes damage to your head but
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you put your shield on earlier so you're a shield a shot.
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So your Shield activates and it takes one hit of damage so it
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has two three more hits. Before it turns off.
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I needs to be recharged and it flashes, and he has any takes
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two steps back and then hides behind the computer console.
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I'm, I'm crying and Crawley. I just like, I'm falling.
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This is really pathetic me too. Yeah.
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What, what is happening down there?
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Steve get off the bar. Bye.
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See, you pull your cock, your gun.
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You pointed out him and you roll a 19 and you hit him, thank you.
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Yeah, in order to him you do have to step completely into the
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open, so if he gets a shot back he will be able to shoot you
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because otherwise, you can't see him.
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And it does 8 damage. And you can see a piece of his
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armor fly off. Don't really armor, it's just
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his shirt, but it had like a Kevlar lining.
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It just rips to pieces and Blood starts to pour down his arm.
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Fuck shit. Where's the other?
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Steve? I took care room and you shoot
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again, it goes off again and you shoot him again.
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And now you've blown a hole through his left hand, and he
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puts his hand down on the console.
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Leaves, a bloody handprint, and the Blood starts to pour down
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the computer, a sieve, you need a hand Hand hurts to laugh.
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I turn to fuck up Steve and I ask ya, hey, does this Steve
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have like more access than you do around here?
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No he's just tougher. Okay I guess skin is thicker,
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he's got more HP better weapons is he's more trusted a kind of
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stuff okay the designation is from birth, okay?
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If you don't grow the right way, you know, get to be one
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interesting. Okay so there's some definite
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like you Eugenics going on around here, which is pretty
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bad. Absolutely, we all look the
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same, we already knew that. You know what?
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I think. I'll think I'll leave this Steve
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alone and I'm gonna head my way over to the office because I'm a
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saint. I'll have this one.
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All right, you have to roll evasion because you're gonna
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walk straight through where the Steve plus can see 20.
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Yeah, you get to the door. It's locked.
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I'm knock on the door and ask if anybody is in there, do it.
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Is anybody in there? Look, if you let us in, will
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kill. If you let us in, we won't kill
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you. Hey, do you know who we are?
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Right? Oh, I know who you are.
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Yeah, I'm Sato. My word is my bond.
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If this succeeds Sano hurt Kendall, Kendall said, just do
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the whatever he's saying. Absolutely.
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But a mockery of himself. Hmm.
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I hate acting fail at this. Plan would have been funny but
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it doesn't happen. You know what?
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I have a free roll. You do have a rear.
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Are you going to waste it on this in the middle of a fight?
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This is the worst. There is no threat of danger
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here. You don't have to roll acting
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under issues of you. Not doing in mockery of
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yourself. Now, it's fine.
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I'll save it today and Shotgun underneath the door.
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No! Fuck.
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That's why. It's my bed.
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That's my turn. All right.
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Sano I run over to Steve plus and slashing.
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What's my eats? I hate sword.
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How did you show the other states?
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Yeah you here. Let's 1415 damage.
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Yep now this is killing blow my dude.
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All right this next this next type is the killing blow.
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If you hit 19. All right.
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Yeah. I just chop his head off and his
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head rolls across the ground. It rolls towards the circle in
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the middle of the room and the circle opens up.
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It falls in and you hear crackling a fire and the circle
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closes. That's weird.
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Are you okay? Go into the bathroom.
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You can see. Iona has broken.
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Open the hand, sanitizer dispenser.
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And it's just cradling the, the bottle, and just continuously
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just rubbing it all over themselves.
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Like, just covered, enhance it. What it?
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What is the? It's always sunny.
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A lot of things and it's always funny when Danny DeVito covers
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himself in hand sanitizer? Sure.
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Wow, I think is Remy. Are you okay, because if is
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everyone gonna freak the fuck out in this in this building?
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Well, there's someone else behind this door, I brought the
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other Steven, thanks Amanda. I tried lying and saying that's
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not fair. You say you're gonna do that to
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me. I want to live or not.
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Fuck burn the lockout and kick it open.
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All right. Well we should clear God. 2024.
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Yeah, the door just falls apart as you cut it.
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Like slices into opens like a bloody sandwich, enforce the
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ground. And in the room is a proper
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science. Steve in a lab coat, not an
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intern. Hi as I rush in I slap him with
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the side of door that's on my hand right role for that.
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Do you ever get the like a little bit of a little bit of
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Morty and the Steve's? Is that potential wreck around
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here? I only just you could you don't
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have to participate in the conversation.
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You can just spend 11 does actually trained for these
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breakdowns and they have they are taking a like a Mist out of
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the they're like fanny pack or their, their pants and Has.
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It's a sanitizing spray that also has a relaxing oil in it
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made by biotechnical sanitizing spray and they are currently
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spraying it over me and they're like they're like cooing may be
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okay. It's gonna be okay.
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Not touching me, kind of like expensive taizo now.
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So the way the way that there are moving their hands around me
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is to like emulate a protective bubble.
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So far in your papa. Yeah, I'm leaving Jimmy.
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We got a little bit. Dell has got this.
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I didn't realize, this would happen.
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Whatever you will do. One on your sad times.
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My God very often. So it has to be significant ice
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assumes the the the level of Germophobia has not been
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prevalent because I never roll. Oh okay.
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Damn. Anyway, back to me in the
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office. Hi, yes, science, Steve.
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Shit out of him with a piece of door, okay, we need a key card.
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We need a key card to go to the next floor.
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Can you help us? Um, is that fucking you up in
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any way? Yes, it's fucking ass out really
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bad. Wow, because if we go to the
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higher floors, then we're going to get killed by.
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What's up there? So that would really talk,
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right, right, right. And you think I'm a regular
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Steve and not one that's slightly more intelligent than
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the others because I'm a slap him again with a piece of door.
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You're the you're the last Steve here.
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You probably know something so I'm the last day.
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What about that one but and I can see it signal.
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Ignore that one that's fucked up Steve's doesn't count.
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Yeah that's a fucked up. Yeah that's Steve's fucked up
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and I eat a science Steve you gotta on the like you know Advil
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and I have some in my bag if you are sad.
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Seems doorbell. I got it.
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It's biotechnical. Uh, so it should be very fast,
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fast acting. Yeah, I'm doing a lot better.
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Thank you. All right.
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You know you hung in there and pop built.
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All right giant sea roll. Resist torture drugs.
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Oh yeah. Do you have a key card to get us
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up there? Yes.
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Goddamn it. Why is why is Jeb choking?
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No no that's the wrong one. That's the wrong building.
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Choking, somebody help him. It's Christ.
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All right. Don't have the Chrome reproach
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you would get to the next. Lord, please 16.
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Yes you you you hit 16. Jeb, will you roll me a G10
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grassed? Know the the pain pills are the
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smaller bottle. You rolled a two.
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All right? It it causes you to damage.
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Oh my, but that did not help at all.
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Less think that made things worse.
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Yeah, you have to take that one with water so that it goes down.
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Smoothly science. Steve give us key card now or
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some water. Something.
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Oh my god. Well, consumed in the fire, pit.
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Throw them in the fire. Pit, we need him to give us a
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key card. We don't know where the key part
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is, if he owes is gonna give it to us.
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So just throw them in the fire pit.
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Well, I mean, not that that's bad, 18, persuasion.
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It takes out his pocket and gives it to us a jumpsuit.
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Can you help us? Wait.
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Now we have one to help us by getting you got some water.
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Hey, can we just feed him to Jasmine?
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It's a cooler in the, in the training room.
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I go get me some water, as your booking back.
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You realize that retro in the previous episode poured, all of
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the water all over the ground and there's none left.
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All right. I'm stabbing the science, Steve
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in the head. All right, let's go.
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I would like to check the office to see if there's anything in
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real perception. I need to get glasses.
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I think you missed something 19. Nice, you're old enough to find
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a big baseball bat, big metal, baseball bat.
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That's all it is just regular melee weapon.
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It's way worse than everything you have, but you could probably
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turn into something cooler. Different date.
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You find a full-on healing kit. And 300 Eddie's.
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Okay, well, I got a huge lunch. AB is not in this room so he
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doesn't smell or see the blood. And so, he doesn't have to roll
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resist, torture drugs, can we go?
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Yes, let's all leave. I think this whole place is
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causing us a lot of trauma. So let's just get through it as
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well as we get fucking Steve's. All right?
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Defective Steve, you're with us the question.
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Yes, can can I take the Key card actually, Bend up.
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Can you take that key card? Can we send you for up first and
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then Bendel and I take us out. Take the elevator separately.
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Just what I do because I don't want to be that close to any of
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you particularly Jeb. I'll make sure I honors.
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Okay, it's literally my job, it was just weird.
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Little will be real, be right behind you just a separate
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elevator, right? I mean if you need to get out of
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this adventure and leave the building, That's totally fair.
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I understand if you need to bail, I don't think it's going
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to go that far stuff happens. I'm fine.
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I'm fine. I'm just get in the elevator.
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Okay, let us know if you're continuing.
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You don't have to come. We're just killing Steve's.
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Honestly, it'll be probably grocer.
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Oh, I'll wave goodbye and on it'll it'll be probably grocer
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and retro waving the elevator door shuts.
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You and then Del a left quietly in this Lobby on the second
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floor. This doesn't have to be story.
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This was just, this is just, I don't want to be in that
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elevator with them. It's okay.
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Let's fight to the elevator now. Great.
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And we also come out of the Olympics.
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All right, everyone makes their way up the elevator into the
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next floor. Into Lots this time.
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This time when you get upstairs door opens and you are in job,
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sorting job sorting, there is a Lobby in front of you.
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And then there are three doors and they have labels
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assignments, 1 assignments, to jail, and then assignments, 1
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and assignments, to both say, ways to locker room.
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There are close the doors. All the doors are closed.
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All right. Steve, please explain this.
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No. Oh yeah.
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Give me one second. Hold on.
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Yes. So what you've got and as he
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said, Annika wrapped behind him is a Steve.
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Who's very confused. Wait, it says on the side.
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No tours. What are you doing?
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I didn't. Did they may be trying to kill
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me cause they trying to kill you.
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That's what they do. What are you doing?
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Willie Jim said it and then Sano said, he'd kill me with a sword
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and then up Can I kill this Steve while he's distracted?
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Not see ya? Okay.
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Just I'll just try and like stealth around to the yellow
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side and like just 1414, see how the Steve does Heroes at 13 and
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does not see you nice. I'll just sneak around and then
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slit the throat of the other. Steve the debunked, Steve just
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looks at go. Steve Really.
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Sorry, too many film this 104 it.
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Take my not he played sir. Wait is the fact of Steve
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recording this for the Instagram live?
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Yeah it's all vents on Instagram live.
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You roll the 24, you cut his head, clean off, and it comes
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off like a hot knife through butter and it falls on the
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ground. Jeb roll, resist torture drugs,
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goddamn you can't. No, do you have any time?
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That's blood. I don't want Jenny years old,
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it's different but don't want anybody here and I Jeb, you roll
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it to and your super hungry. Again.
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I like no joke. I think this is my eighth roll,
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you know, row that has been a critical failure.
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You're very welcome to move to real dice if you want to pull
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them. All right.
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Heaviness know. It's like, it's like gambling if
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you change it up now. Yeah, right.
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Yeah. Don't change the slot machine,
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you're on a roll. All right.
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That means luck is Coming, I'm Gonna Roll you.
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Yeah it goes really well and you managed to get an extra six
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points of Health. Oh man, yeah, I am so sorry.
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Look, I understand how screwed up this is.
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This probably is just absolutely disgusting especially to you.
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I own it. I'm sure you're hating this but
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God I just can't help myself. Oh well, Is that a starts part
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of this thing? It's different.
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Don't worry about it. Okay?
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What Mayan God I gotta say after all that feel spry as a spring
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chicken this Remy. Yes, Remy.
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This is terrible. So it's very terrible.
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Any time I kill somebody Jeb's gonna eat that Jeff's.
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Gonna eat them. Are you honest gonna freak out?
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We are freaks out. All of us are vulnerable.
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So now I think I need to retouch up your sword because honestly
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it with a being a flame sword o to feel like the heat would
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cauterize it with us. Blood napping.
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Smell that everywhere. Didn't you so sore?
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I did you say. But like, if I use the heat sort
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of gets all crispy and then he spells it.
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Okay, idea, I'm going to pull out one of my cigarettes and I'm
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going to break it in half and I'm going to say, yeah, but
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shove this up your nose so that way you can't smell.
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I mean I'll just smoke it. If that's all right with you.
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All right. I'll just give you an unbroken
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one. Yeah.
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Why is he after eating like a good chunk of a Steve and
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feeling better? Feel great.
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Okay. So we got jail assignments to an
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assignment 1. Yeah, when you sleep the funk,
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Steve, you're saying something about this.
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This this is where they assign people.
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Well, this is where the assigned Steve's our roles when you first
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I'm out of the tanks. So assignments one is where you
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go. If you're a regular Steve,
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that's where I went and then plus is go to assignments one as
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well, but that's usually because they get upgraded later and then
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assignments to is where the big Steve's and the science seems go
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and then jail is a as a jail Look people up there.
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I know it seems very self-explanatory through both of
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those rooms is where the locker room is where you get your
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uniform. You know how Oh, there's had a
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big plus, Mmm. Yeah, you get when you've become
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a plus, you get a plus Jersey. You have a big, you get the big
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word, That's a good sign cybertek in the other room as
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well. So you get your first cybertek
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bits and stuff is that for, you know, job sorting your job.
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I'm interested in that. I'm a going straight into
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assignments tool. All right.
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You know, going to check this room, just going to move on in
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there. Is there a way to check it
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aside, from just putting a class to the door and listening for
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sounds? You could do that rather than
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just opening the Dual fine. I'm gonna pull out a glass that
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I stole from no latency and put it up against the door.
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To see if I can hear anybody talking in there and testing
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role perception and you get inspiration for that.
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My do this glass that I got from a side quest. 19.
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Yes, you listen through the wall and you can hear two.
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Separate voices, can hear in a kind of slightly lighter voice,
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and then a heavier voice. And you think that there's a big
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guy in there and a little guy in there?
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Okay, so there's a big asshole of a little bit of noise
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happening like something being installed or like a drill
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moving. Something's happening like that.
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Hmm. Okay.
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I'm going to relay this information to the rest of them.
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So more than likely because this place is not very sound proof.
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We start blasting in there, they're going to hear it in the
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other room. So someone want to check the
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Other room. Yeah, Chuckles, yeah.
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Oh boy, is right. You can check assignment 1.
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Jeb, I'll check the jail. That sounds great.
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Let's do it on 3. 1 2, whereas perception.
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Sure, top left cat lady. There it is.
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Oh, look at that. Wow, neither of you are able to
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work out if there's anything on the other side of the doors,
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Oakley X. However, both of you Slip on
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something and have yourselves. You both lose 1 HP because you
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rolled cripples and you Bonk your head on the door.
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So now, whoever's on the other side of the door, knows that
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someone's in this room. Can we leave and start over?
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Can we just, can we leave? I'd like to go to the nearest
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bonfire please, can we keep this?
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Run is like messed up? Can we can we start the run at
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the beginning? Because this is not I want to
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reload to say. No, not fair.
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I'm at the top of the scoreboard right now.
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So no. Fuck.
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Okay, I would like to see if how heavy is the dead.
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Steve, he's a regular Steve, just a regular one.
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So he's kind of a spindly live kind of golden man.
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I would like to using the back of his uniform to make them like
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a human shield, okay? That's a human meat, shield, and
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proceeded to open up the door with my shot.
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Gun ready to fire at what I see in there.
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Okay what do I see what when you've got into assignments to
27:49
yes you open the door and there in the corner running to the
27:53
door is a big sieve sitting in a chair and a science.
27:56
Steve working on him. Yes I'll fuck fuck ah, ha ha.
28:03
Yeah, one arm is strapped to the tip to the chair.
28:06
Hmm, he's being worked on so any grabs his hand gun pointed at
28:10
you Ralph earnestly? Yeah.
28:12
So once I see that I unload, my shotgun, the first shot, I will
28:18
shoot at science, Steve 15. Yes, you hit science Steve and
28:25
you blow him to the side. Me falls to the ground, he takes
28:27
some damage, but does not die. Okay?
28:30
Then I will toss the dead body on top of the big Steve that's
28:34
strapped down hopefully knocking the pistol out of his hand.
28:38
Sure. Do it?
28:41
Oh that's a crit. 30 describe how cool that is.
28:45
You can even kill him if you want to not the science team,
28:48
the big guy in the chair. Yeah.
28:49
So what I will do is since he goes to pull out his pistol I
28:53
take my shot at the science. Steve he goes flying across.
28:58
I fling my meat shield on top of big Steve which causes the pin
29:02
him down. His hand drops with the pistol.
29:05
He can't because the goes but dead bodies on top of it.
29:08
He doesn't have the strength. It off.
29:10
And then I will proceed to take Ash.
29:12
My blessed shotgun, put it directly in big Steve's mouth
29:17
and let loose. Yeah, so the top of his head
29:22
pops, like Acme of a 14 year old boy, trying to get ready for
29:27
prom. Why up guys in my mouth, will
29:30
you volume gun? And if you roll a 1 it jammed.
29:33
That's a 19-5 everyone. And so now Now, you are in
29:40
assignments to on your own. You are not quiet at all as Jeb
29:44
walks towards the door for assignments.
29:46
One. It opens out pops.
29:48
A Steve plus roll Evasion for me.
29:52
Jeb 17, you easily sidestepping. Many falls on the ground behind
29:57
you. Well howdy shit, he turns around
30:01
and tries to shoot you or roll initiative, want to see if he
30:03
shoots first. Oh your other 12 turns around
30:06
and tries to shoot you any mrs. Because here The 12.
30:10
I'll fuck your move. Jeb, you know.
30:13
See if I feel like you y'all been keeping a pretty close eye
30:18
on our adventures. Now do you remember when I found
30:22
this puppy? Because it's been a while and I
30:25
pull out the arrow electric shotgun.
30:29
Oh yes. How does this gun work again?
30:33
I can remember. It's an electric shock.
30:36
Good question, mark. It shoots out a blast of plasma
30:43
Matic, electrical shock. It hits him in the chest.
30:48
I think about the ferroelectric shotgun is.
30:51
It's designed to incapacitate, your enemy, not kill them, so it
30:54
hits him in the chest. Clear, It does 12 damage to him
30:59
which doesn't kill him but you've now incapacitated this
31:01
plus team on the ground. So it's the defunct Steve, that
31:07
was cool. No, I totally forgot.
31:10
I had it in my bag, that's a cool gun.
31:13
I'm so I was a regular shotgun there, but when I took a look at
31:17
my back after I fell down a kind of landed on it, funny reminded
31:20
me of it. Anyway does that count?
31:23
Hey Remy, does that count as a kill or Like to take out my
31:28
pistol but I just place it above his head or do I gotta finish
31:32
the job. I mean, he's not dead right now.
31:35
Alright, Bang. All right, roll.
31:38
See if the gun jams it jams you rolled a crit fail and your gun
31:41
goes is the electricity is still gibbering through him.
31:47
Well it seems the other ah you know what it was and I as I'm on
31:52
jamming the revolver because you know how all those times
31:56
revolvers Jam As I'm cleaning up, the revolver, I go.
32:03
You know what it was? I forgot I was doing this thing.
32:06
Hey, you going to renounce all your Stephen ways and live life
32:11
for the betterment of the community does.
32:12
This is like programming, it's literally impossible.
32:15
It's impossible, I can't, and would you finish him off?
32:20
And I point to, whoever is next in initiative, which is no one,
32:24
because you took this room on your own.
32:26
This is all yours, dude. All right.
32:27
Well, See ya, there was a problem there.
32:30
I just didn't quite quite a fit the bolt case in all the way
32:35
that should do. It bank roll for it.
32:42
Come on, a 21. Yeah, and he goes, and the
32:46
bullet goes straight through his eye and he falls to the ground,
32:48
and still Fizzles a little bit on the ground, but there is
32:51
blood. So roll resist, torture drugs
32:52
and he's tasty. Your old a Crip fail for get, so
32:56
you're hungry. Oh, we're honest eat.
32:59
I just, I just, I just immediately.
33:01
Just foam board. And your gang 6hp enjoy eating a
33:06
revolver. Can malfunction if it has bad.
33:09
Emma, that a loan. Exactly.
33:12
I mean, it's a even, even then though, you can still Advance
33:15
the, but it would still be another action to move and go so
33:19
it still counts as a shot. Yeah, it's not but it doesn't
33:21
get jammed as much as the bullet doesn't fire, but it doesn't get
33:26
jammed. It just To.
33:28
And then you can just pull the trigger again in advance.
33:30
The oh my God. What is it called?
33:33
The drum who I did it? Nice.
33:35
Sorry. Do I see Jeb?
33:37
And this, you saw all of that happen.
33:39
It's at the other side of the lobby, you've just watched him
33:42
electrocute and murder this. Steve in the head.
33:44
Great. Well, guess I'll open the jail
33:48
then, because everyone's hearing office.
33:50
So, I'll look in the jail to see if there's people that kill in
33:54
there. You open the jail door and And
33:58
you can see there's a long line of cells.
34:00
At the very, very end of the room is a turret and it locks
34:03
onto you quickly before it closed the door again are in the
34:09
south is that at the very end, you see a figure in a Cell, but
34:14
you can't see from here. It's quite far down.
34:16
There are five cells. And in the fifth one, you can
34:17
see there's the shadow of someone against the wall.
34:20
Who would be in the cell? Does it look like the turrets
34:22
can shoot at me? Currently locking on to, you
34:25
know, get I close the door. Okay.
34:28
Well, and then I'll go into the assignment to write.
34:32
And if there's no one in there, I guess I'll just keep going.
34:36
Well, there is someone else in there, I'm in there, but an
34:39
enemies. There is another enemy in there.
34:42
In here. Yeah, is the science team on the
34:46
ground but Jeff seems to have that around.
34:49
Me seems to have that. No no this it is a specifically
34:52
a science teams that got shot with a shotgun on the ground in
34:55
assignments to he is incapacitated yes.
34:59
So I'll keep going to the locker rooms I guess.
35:04
All right. Can I look in there?
35:07
Is there enough? Yeah move.
35:09
Okay look I open the door. The lockers there's no one in
35:12
here. Damn, is it is there any sort of
35:18
a key card? Good to see?
35:20
You can have a look around. I'll have a look around. 7017
35:26
good enough. You find two canisters of
35:29
kitten. Catch, each one is approximately
35:31
two doses, find enough Coke for one dose, and you find two
35:35
grenades and all of the Steve outfits, you could want or
35:39
desire. Seriously.
35:51
Nice, nice. Nice.
35:55
Okay, I'll take the two grenades so that's good.
35:59
Oh, wake up. So two grenades, I'm not leaving
36:08
all the drugs. I'm leave it.
36:09
All the wardrobes no key card. Okey caught in the wardrobe.
36:14
No key caught in the locker room.
36:19
I guess it's my turn. Iona, what are you doing?
36:27
I have just been stamping it this whole time.
36:33
Does our Steve know where the key card is.
36:36
Do you want to just ask ma'am? I'm standing right here.
36:39
Yeah, I figured that I would just ask you since you might
36:43
know where it is. It's usually held by a person.
36:47
Would it be like the that Stephen there?
36:49
The science one probably, it was the science.
36:53
Steve downstairs. That feels like a game mechanic
36:55
pattern. Row me.
36:57
It's on the side Steve, gotcha, thank you.
37:01
You're welcome. Thank you for your help.
37:04
I really appreciate that. Steve.
37:06
Yeah, you're welcome. I mean, oh, stop fucking with
37:09
us. Oh, right.
37:13
Yes, stop fucking with us. And been Del punches him on the
37:18
side, knee of the shoulder strength.
37:21
Check really, do you want my dad to do a strength?
37:25
Check 11 doesn't hurt them. Okay, for the mat, well, I
37:31
wasn't trying to hurt you. I mean no vendela was definitely
37:34
trying to hurt you. I mean yeah.
37:38
Fuck you. Good job.
37:39
Good job. You're doing great.
37:41
Thanks. Yeah, good.
37:44
Good job, double thumbs. Did you get the card getting it
37:48
right now? All right, Steve.
37:57
You got the You got the key card you shot me.
38:03
You fucking shot me. Well, I can see that you're
38:06
still cognitive so you can understand what I'm saying.
38:10
Give me the goddamn key card. Where is it?
38:15
It's in my pocket which pocket the one that's in my trousers
38:19
trouser pocket on the the song with my broken left arm in my
38:22
pocket. Okay.
38:23
I'm gonna put the shotgun up against his chest, as I reach
38:26
into that pocket. It's telephone in the pocket.
38:30
You find the key card and fifty Eddie's.
38:34
I'll get his wallet. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna take his
38:37
wallet with me, to the CID Ste Ste it.
38:40
Does, it looks like every other Steve ID.
38:42
Yeah. So I see.
38:43
Will Steve swalot and I take the keycard.
38:45
You anything else in those Pockets?
38:46
Um, yes. What am I in this pocket?
38:50
I've got some gum. I've got a little ball of lint
38:54
that for some reason. Looks like a cat.
38:56
Did you get the key card and a comet on couch canister?
39:00
I'll toss the key card out Leona.
39:03
Yeah, not me. Avondale tries to catch it,
39:06
midair. What would that be Athletics?
39:09
Yes, Lennox is good 13. Yeah, it's not odd catches it
39:13
midair. So it doesn't touch you.
39:15
I did a thing. I did it.
39:19
Okay, good job. Bend down, nice, even though
39:23
you've done, much more impressive things.
39:24
I don't know why you're asking for validation here.
39:26
It's exciting to catch something out.
39:28
You didn't use just very cool, catch something, out of the air,
39:31
you got a little Steve Kinder throws.
39:33
He's been next to me this whole time.
39:34
Stick to my taking a step back, I'm sorry.
39:38
I let me grab that other Steve. I'm a drag them over to the
39:43
chair with the other two dead Steve's.
39:46
Uh-huh. I'm a lamb on top.
39:49
What and then I'm going to take that drill that he was using
39:52
before. Oh God and have that just go
39:55
right through his back spine sternum area.
39:58
Why are you doing that role basic tax?
40:03
If this work of course it's going to work because I'm basic
40:06
as fuck. Oh that's an 18.
40:08
Yeah, it drills right through his spine, any slowly dies and
40:11
bleeds all over the chair, make sure it happens.
40:14
That's it. Remy are we becoming a little
40:23
sadistic? Well, I'm not having fun with
40:25
it. So.
40:26
No and why are you doing it? Because I want to win money and
40:30
that's my goal, but you could just tell them you killing them
40:32
in the most like gruesome way possible.
40:34
I have to keep my creative juices going Sano.
40:37
Otherwise, what's the point of me becoming one of the most
40:41
famous text up there? If I don't have good ideas I
40:44
learnt now I know and I need to create some kind of spine.
40:47
No back brace. So that way that won't happen to
40:49
me or anybody else? I love, it's good.
40:52
Calling the elevator. Are you gonna freak out to who's
40:56
freaking out? I'm not freaking out.
40:58
You freaking out. Jeez.
41:00
Meanwhile at the elevator retro, you wrote 14 on perception
41:04
system and you just hear someone go.
41:08
How the fuck did that come from? Oh, there's someone in the jail.
41:11
Sorry, I didn't mention that. That doesn't Sound like a Steve
41:20
20 minutes ago but all I hear is gunfire.
41:24
Okay, well bring me some food. Timmy.
41:29
I'll go take a look. This one.
41:31
Seems like my kind of guy over Illo.
41:39
Was there a you hearing what Sano is saying to you?
41:42
Yeah. All right cool.
41:44
Excuse me, there's I got some got some food here.
41:48
You walk into the room and the turret locks onto you roll
41:52
evasion. There's turn. 19.
41:56
It shoots bullets. Go right past you and it makes
41:59
the door swing open and back the bullets, miss you and you can
42:04
attack the turret. Hey, yep.
42:10
Bang. Bang, electric electric, shotgun
42:13
slug. Done.
42:16
Bang 11, not good. Enough you miss and it bounces
42:21
off the wall lands on the ground and doesn't even go off.
42:26
Well, shit and die. Other one shot behind the door.
42:30
All right. Okay.
42:31
Why don't nobody tell me? There was a there was a turd in
42:35
there. Well, son of Jesse.
42:36
I'll do so. And you didn't see it.
42:39
So you knew was there, he did nothing about it.
42:41
Nice, there's a turret. I just assumed you were taking
42:45
care of it. So I got another idea.
42:47
Jeb, do you want to go ahead and get you ready with your pistols?
42:50
You know exactly where the turret is, right.
42:52
Yep. Okay, I'm going to go ahead and
42:55
grab The head of the unfinished eaten head that couch boy, hold
42:59
on before you just can't just no, no, no.
43:02
I'm putting my hand on Jeff's face and tell him to shut up.
43:04
I'm gonna open the door and throw the head.
43:07
And like, we're actually, I'm going to roll it on the ground
43:09
like a bowling ball. You hear the turret Target it
43:12
and start to fight dash out and buy Bing?
43:15
Bang. Boom.
43:16
Yeah, you hit it with both of those for a 21-2 hit and an 18
43:19
in the turret explodes and shrapnel falls on the ground.
43:22
And that's what I like to call a combo.
43:25
Gimme the shrapnel. Get on you.
43:28
You? Okay.
43:28
What's going on? Hey, you don't look like a Steve
43:32
tonight. So you walk down to the end of
43:33
the room and they're in the final cell.
43:36
Is a really large. Steve.
43:39
You do look like a Steve. He doesn't sound like a Steve,
43:44
and he's holding a crane Bay, crap, and petting it like a cat.
43:48
Hi there. Oh, well, well, well, what do we
43:51
have here? And that's, I'm staying, are
43:54
you? All right.
43:58
And what's gonna be in here? Because I'm an accident, I see.
44:01
And what was it? You look perfectly fine to me.
44:06
What did they say was wrong with you?
44:07
Staying, I don't think like a stay, don't you?
44:10
Oh, what are you doing out the abide by certain rules?
44:14
I don't like hurting things and I like soup.
44:17
Those are your two rules. Uh, and and Timmy.
44:20
You lack Timmy. Tim.
44:21
He's my pet, my little crab. All right.
44:25
Well, doesn't Ever blew up on you do it.
44:27
Oh no, I made sure he wasn't one of those, huh.
44:31
All right, so he's a non blow it up, blow up crab.
44:33
Absolutely Green Bay crabs are a delicacy but I'm not going to
44:36
eat Timmy, you know, stand. But I like you.
44:39
I like you to kind of represent. What I hope the rest of the
44:42
Steve's could have been. Unfortunately, they won't be,
44:45
no, no, unfortunately, they can programming.
44:48
Everyone was really pissed up. There was five of us, never got
44:51
to go to jail. The others they experimented on
44:54
me. I'm sure they'll do it as soon.
44:56
But I don't really mind. Oh, well, don't you worry about
44:58
it? Let me help.
44:59
Let me, you know, how to get yourself out of here.
45:02
Oh yeah, go ahead and do that for me, would you?
45:04
Hey, you got to up and opens the door?
45:06
It's not locked. All right, great.
45:08
Now, tell you what pairing is crap, you are looking for some
45:11
food, aren't you? And, you know, I don't got
45:16
anything with me right now, but you know, might have some food.
45:19
Really might have some food where he's got a bunch of stuff.
45:22
I didn't know he asked Grammy. Including it's not just walked
45:26
past you walks into the into Lobby.
45:27
I mean where are you? He walks into assignments to I'm
45:31
Stan. Nice to meet you.
45:33
This is my crab. Don't worry, he's fine.
45:35
He's fine. He abides by a different set of
45:39
rules than the rest of the Steeps.
45:41
He look he might like Pace. Yeah.
45:43
That's that's why they don't like him.
45:45
Oh no, not him. Yep, yeah that's me of the,
45:49
there was like a there was a TV production company that had the
45:53
intro of huh? I'm Paul and I've don't remember
45:56
what it is. That the monkey.
45:58
It's yeah, it's a strange Red Monkey.
46:01
Hmm, I think is the ascending would Ian Yeah, Adult Swim.
46:06
Yeah, okay you see, Sano is just the sitting in the corner.
46:11
Jeb, what, what, what what do you need from me?
46:15
As I walk, you to the elevator. Stan, here's hungry.
46:18
Look, I'm full. I ate a whole lot today but
46:22
looks like he might need a little sustenance.
46:25
Yeah, they leave. Or can I just go?
46:27
I mean, look, I was just offering you a meal but if you
46:30
don't want to get out of here, you're not gonna try.
46:34
Kill me or anything. I can me and Timmy can go out to
46:37
yeah. 0 to 100 in your head and then he can go.
46:40
Oh math, okay, I might be here a while cool.
46:43
Bye. Well tend to be open guess I'll
46:46
see you guys later. Is there anyone downstairs?
46:48
Anyone going to try to kill me or did you mask your way up the
46:50
bill? Oh, shut up, Stan.
46:53
I'm going to throw a can of Bachelor Chow at him and it was
46:56
a go in the elevator. All right, I'm going to roll.
47:00
It's Athletics plus 219, Heroes, 21 and catches the guy And he
47:05
crushes it and just eats the Chow at the side of it.
47:09
It's retro. He do to me.
47:11
He feeds some to his to his little, hermit crab, you guys
47:14
can use the elevator first, I guess.
47:15
I'll see you later. Wow, all the videos said they
47:18
were really mean. They really are?
47:20
They killed everyone all the way up.
47:22
Why are you still alive? Because I'm a coward.
47:26
Oh well it's nice to meet you too.
47:32
Guys pour into the elevator. Yeah Sano sits in the corner for
47:38
a little bit. And then gets up and slowly
47:41
walks over to the elevator. And he is as having a big
47:47
existential crisis of like why he's here.
47:50
Are you having a breakdown? No.
47:54
No, I'm just kind of questioning my life.
47:58
The reason I'm here and why I'm with all of these wonderful,
48:05
wonderful people. Next up on Nolan's, why are
48:27
these elevators so long? It's one floor.
48:31
Not really. Can I look and see if there's a
48:34
panel that opens to the top of the elevator.
48:37
Wait, I'm sorry. Our Steve's British so
48:40
explosions won't work either. Okay, so what you're, what
48:43
you're saying is that guns don't work in here and everybody's
48:47
wearing a headset and can't see us.
48:49
I just feel like I'm in a Looney Tunes, madhouse currently.
48:53
And I'm just trying to process everything, I don't know.
48:57
You're waiting for. That's your that's your sword
48:59
Cube. This is your sword Q.
49:01
Wait wait, before you go - I don't just give me something got
49:04
an extra something. No I'm a I'm a figment of your
49:07
imagination. You're going cyber crazy because
49:13
you've done too much VR training.
49:16
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49:19
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49:47
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