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Memorial Day, Truth Be Told, Roommate Issues, COVID-19 and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all all looking back to back down, giving
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  Speaker 1: them just like the milling bus things and it's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Good Steve Hart, don't joy you gotta use that turn
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  Speaker 1: be hurting you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn't
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  Speaker 1: got the turnout to turn turn the water the water.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your baby, huh I show will good
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  Speaker 1: Mart and everybody y'all listening to the voss come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvin got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show, keep saying it can't stop. Man O, man o, man,
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  Speaker 1: what a journey it has been. I thank God for
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  Speaker 1: every single step of the way. I learned to thank
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  Speaker 1: him for the bad times too, because it taught me something.
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  Speaker 1: All the bad times, all the failures, they became valuable
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  Speaker 1: experiences in my life. Every time I failed, I learned
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more about getting up. Every time I
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  Speaker 1: was told no, it moved me one step closer to yes.
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  Speaker 1: It made me stronger, tough in my skin. It made
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  Speaker 1: me learn how to deal with haters. It made me
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  Speaker 1: learn how to deal with people who don't have your
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  Speaker 1: best interests at heart. Man, ain't y'all all out there
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  Speaker 1: feeling me on this one right here. It teaches you
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  Speaker 1: who is who in your life. It shows you who
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  Speaker 1: you can depend on and who you can't. And at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, what has taught me most
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  Speaker 1: of all my hardships in my life, and it's really
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  Speaker 1: about me and God. That is the one factor that
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  Speaker 1: has been never changed in my life. God has always
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  Speaker 1: been the same for me and for you and for
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  Speaker 1: all of us. His word is true. It don't waiver,
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  Speaker 1: it don't shake. You can shape it, readjust it if
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  Speaker 1: you want to. It is really the way it's written.
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  Speaker 1: It really is. You have your version of it if
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  Speaker 1: you want to. But if you just read it the
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  Speaker 1: way it is, it's real clear. Ain't no loopholes in it.
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  Speaker 1: Every time you jump through a loophole, that's something over
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  Speaker 1: that written that that counters that. So it's what I
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  Speaker 1: want to get to today. Listen to me. You got
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  Speaker 1: it within you, Oh it's there, Just use it. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me close. You got it within you. Oh it's there,
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  Speaker 1: Just use it. If you hear me clearly, I'm really
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  Speaker 1: fit to show you something this morning. You got within you,
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  Speaker 1: Oh it is there. Just use it. Steve, what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about. See, here's what's wrong with a lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: Here's who's stopping so many people. You keep looking. We
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  Speaker 1: keep looking for others to save us. We keep looking
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  Speaker 1: for someone else to rescue us. We always looking for
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  Speaker 1: some group of people or somebody to accept us. We
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  Speaker 1: keep looking for someone else's approval. We always looking for
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  Speaker 1: some group or somebody to deliver us, somebody, some group
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  Speaker 1: of people to give us credibility, somebody or some group
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  Speaker 1: of people who says we matter. We spend so much
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  Speaker 1: time right there, and when the cavalry don't come over
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  Speaker 1: the hill, when there ain't no saving and ain't no deliverance,
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  Speaker 1: and then you don't get accepted, and and and don't
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  Speaker 1: nobody really come to save you, and there's nobody vouching
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  Speaker 1: for you and giving you credibility, and throw you into
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  Speaker 1: something nw you into this little state of man. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what I'm gonna do. Oh you got it
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  Speaker 1: within you? Oh is there? Just use it? You want
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  Speaker 1: to know what the real deal is, y'all? It's you
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  Speaker 1: and God, and it's the God in you. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: wish I could explain this right to you today. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to feel me on this right here, and
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  Speaker 1: when you shake everything out the way, get rid of
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  Speaker 1: all your expectations of people. The relationship you thought was
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  Speaker 1: gonna last forever, that didn't make it, the child that
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  Speaker 1: you wanted to be, this that turned out to be that,
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  Speaker 1: your friend you thought was your friend, that stabbed you
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  Speaker 1: in the back. You found out they wasn't the job
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  Speaker 1: you thought was gonna keep you and you'd retire on
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  Speaker 1: they didn't close down, gave you a pink slip. All
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  Speaker 1: of this, man, that death promised that somebody told you
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  Speaker 1: they was gonna loan you this money, and on loan
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  Speaker 1: day they say they ain't got it. Oh man, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: on man, this money you thought was gonna come through
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  Speaker 1: on this check, The check ain't there? Oh man? How
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  Speaker 1: many disappointments in life can you get? You thought you
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  Speaker 1: had enough credit. I was to graduate. You found out
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  Speaker 1: two weeks before you didn't. You can't grat all this,
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  Speaker 1: hit man, what's gonna help? Man? Look at the disappointment
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  Speaker 1: in my life right now? But let me explain something
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  Speaker 1: to you. When you get rid of all of that,
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  Speaker 1: guess what you really got? You got God, that's the
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  Speaker 1: whole Anchilada, baby, that's the ball of wax. That's the
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  Speaker 1: monkeys in the barrel, that's the bag of chips. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. If you got God, do you understand that
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  Speaker 1: that's sufficient, That that's all you need. Can you feel me? Now?
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  Speaker 1: You and God and the God in you, it's really
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  Speaker 1: what you need. Stop looking for all these outside sources
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  Speaker 1: for approval, to gain acceptance, to get credibility, somebody to
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  Speaker 1: save you, the cavalry coming over the hill. Why won't
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  Speaker 1: they recognize me? Why won't they give me closure? Why
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  Speaker 1: they fire me? Why they vote closing on my house?
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  Speaker 1: Don't they know I'm laid off. When you get through
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  Speaker 1: it all, it at whining, it's gonna come down to
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  Speaker 1: you and God and the God in you. If God
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  Speaker 1: created man in his own image, God is a part
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  Speaker 1: of you, that is a piece of you that's godly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: mistake you made. The murderer that's sitting in jail today
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  Speaker 1: because of a moment in his life that he's now
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  Speaker 1: paying for, has God in him. The biggest criminal. When
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  Speaker 1: he gets through criminalizing or whatever you want to call it,
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  Speaker 1: he's sitting there by his self. That is a peace
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  Speaker 1: of God in him that lets him know this ain't
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  Speaker 1: the way. This wrong. You can love his money if
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  Speaker 1: you want to, but you out of line and you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna pay at the end of the day. When I
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  Speaker 1: get through on this microphone, on this TV, all these articles,
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  Speaker 1: when I get through with all of that, you know
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  Speaker 1: when it comes down to because see, it ain't always
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  Speaker 1: been this way for me. Yeah, I've been trying to
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  Speaker 1: get here, trying to get that. Listen to me. It's
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  Speaker 1: been me and God and it's been the God in me.
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  Speaker 1: When I woke up a few years back and I
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  Speaker 1: realized that's really what it was, it changed my whole life.
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  Speaker 1: It changed my whole life. Your whole life can get
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  Speaker 1: changed when you realize that it's really you and God
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  Speaker 1: and the God in you. Really man. People disappoint you,
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  Speaker 1: You argue with people, You fall out with people, you
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  Speaker 1: break up with people, You divorce people. You got people
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  Speaker 1: who you thought was friends, all of a sudden you
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  Speaker 1: find out they're talking about it's crazy out of here.
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  Speaker 1: You've been going, what's going on? What's really going on?
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  Speaker 1: But that's because guess what you got all yours banked
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  Speaker 1: on them. When you're gonna banking on the one thing
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  Speaker 1: that you can count on. God's word ain't changing. We
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  Speaker 1: got him. It's solid. If you pray, believe, work hard,
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  Speaker 1: don't doubt you'll get whatever you ask for. That's a fact.
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  Speaker 1: There ain't no rumor. People out here doing it every day. Now.
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  Speaker 1: If you ain't trying that, listen to me. You got
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  Speaker 1: it within you. Oh it is there. You just got
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  Speaker 1: to use it. There is a weapon available to man
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  Speaker 1: called prayer. Use that. See. I look at my life, man,
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  Speaker 1: whenever I get a little shaky, I look back, or
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  Speaker 1: hey man, I ain't really talk with him too much yesterday. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: tighten up. I'm just telling you real. You got a
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  Speaker 1: better answer. Oh oh, oh, I know what. Oh oh
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  Speaker 1: my bad Steve. Now, Steve, I ain't winning cause they
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  Speaker 1: ain't get me a loan all naw, Steve, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: winning because she left me. He left me. I ain't winning, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: because I got steck with these kids. I got a divorce.
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  Speaker 1: They fired me. How they foreclothes on my home. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I ain't winning. You ain't winning cause you ain't praying.
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  Speaker 1: You got the praying, believe in work, that's the key.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, you got it within you. Oh, it's there.
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  Speaker 1: You just got to use it. It's just you and God,
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  Speaker 1: and it's the God in you. And what y'all gonna
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  Speaker 1: do about that? You're listening show. Everybody around the world.
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  Speaker 1: You are listening. I ain't me morny show high. I
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  Speaker 1: them to you. We're gonna start with the lady. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: make the show real brazy yet I'm dude to know.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't with the beginning of the show. She need the
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  Speaker 1: one with the boys. She the lady's choice. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about shall talking about shall come on? Last? Running down?
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, let's move in on. Ye got another
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  Speaker 1: lady on the show. I ain't ever ever owned the
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  Speaker 1: phone running from out west. H make us do our best. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: can't start the meeting with the white folk. I have
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  Speaker 1: come back. Tell us what we don't mind? Make the dollar?
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  Speaker 1: H I'm talking about collar, make a dollar. He's talking
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  Speaker 1: about collar, running down, running down, running down, Steve run
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  Speaker 1: running down some mountain. Here will go. He starting to
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  Speaker 1: do it. I about to introduce him to it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: By him out of Houston. Fifth Wall didn't know he
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  Speaker 1: didn't have the right coat. I Barden moved up in
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  Speaker 1: the world, dressed enough for all the little girl. Hey hey,
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  Speaker 1: got a suit on every day. Heck, and he like
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  Speaker 1: the money he made. The man he won't ruin. Yea.
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  Speaker 1: You know I'm talking about Julia. Yeah, Julia. Huh Julia, Julia, Julia,
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  Speaker 1: running down, running down, running down, still go this is
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  Speaker 1: next one? Uh came in a trade yoh yeah, with
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  Speaker 1: on another show. Then he left one damn day. I
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  Speaker 1: have more wear everything looking round out of he could
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  Speaker 1: actually cooking. We let him talk on this show. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't been silence no more. Everybody think that he on
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  Speaker 1: the round. I everybody know that he from the ground.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm talking about my main man. I hain't named
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  Speaker 1: damn any brown down, round brown brown, brown, brown brown brown.
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  Speaker 1: I'm brown, brown, brown brown. I'm brown brown round, running now,
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  Speaker 1: running now, running down, feed some more. Here we go,
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, here we go. You know they say
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  Speaker 1: that as but not Lee. But he got the less
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  Speaker 1: sist of us all. Damn. They're stupid in her phone.
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  Speaker 1: I think he failed when he was a baby. Somebody,
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  Speaker 1: maybe I don't know, stupid as he want to be.
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  Speaker 1: I think he is. He got a princess what we
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  Speaker 1: call him. I think it is stupid ass he can't be.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's hid the ham that everybody talking about
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  Speaker 1: time tomat time, ladies and gentleman. That's to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: more than make a song out of anything. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Now, it's normal for people, you know,
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: to get nostalgic about things from their past. A lot
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: of us do that. Like the Slinky, remember that toy,
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  Speaker 1: the Walkman, remember the Walkman, ArKade games and even suits
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  Speaker 1: and hats for men, Remember pac Man and all that. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I still played pac Man. I can't play the new games.
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  Speaker 1: They too complicated. I can't play none of the sports
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  Speaker 1: games like NBA Live or Madden Football. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what wi the ab they guilt, the ad they roll.
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  Speaker 1: I can't get. What about being nostalgic about how you
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  Speaker 1: raise your kids, you know, with discipline and all that,
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  Speaker 1: things like common courtesy, like manners, things like that. As
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  Speaker 1: to come back, Yeah you're gonna get the whooping? Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: did you? I'm telling you're gonna get a whoopping your
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  Speaker 1: kids growing up still. Yeah, well you think they ain't
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  Speaker 1: in jam? You saved them, temmy, I tried to beat
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  Speaker 1: him worse than my mama beating me. H, that's pretty bad.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't. None of my kids got it like I
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  Speaker 1: got it. I ain't. No, but our parents before us
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  Speaker 1: really got it too. But we got it. I think
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  Speaker 1: we were the last of the kids that got serious
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  Speaker 1: beat down my kids, my kids and generation well some more.
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  Speaker 1: I really I really pledged my son. Yeah, I pledge.
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  Speaker 1: I pledged. So what fright is he? They ain't cussed?
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  Speaker 1: But they could. They could go ahead and get it.
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  Speaker 1: They could, they could. Technically they should actually be in
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  Speaker 1: But I do wish manners were more prominent like they
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  Speaker 1: used to be. I mean, you know what, I'm really
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  Speaker 1: proud of, though, I think all of my kids are very,
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  Speaker 1: very mantal. Manners are important everybody. Yeah, she's so sweet, daddy.
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  Speaker 1: You know you have great kids on your ass, and
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  Speaker 1: you know it. She got a lot of clapback going on.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't heard nobody come up to you. I can't
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  Speaker 1: talk at your daughter talking talking. He's crazy. This man
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  Speaker 1: never Steve. I ain't seen it either. Oh good, you've
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  Speaker 1: just heard I just have people go. Can I talk
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  Speaker 1: to you? I just can't do it. No serious about
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  Speaker 1: her business though, y'all, Brandy, are you run your foundation?
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  Speaker 1: So she's serious about what do you? What else do you? Guys?
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Wish will come back like products because they said iPad,
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  Speaker 1: But I mean you know why wish curl free marsterizer
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  Speaker 1: would come back? What active curl for yellow bottle red? Right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: A kiss kings ye ch chess king, marry go around. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want them to come back. But I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to have to have the money I had back. Don't
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  Speaker 1: I want to come back poverty? Yeah, I have no
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  Speaker 1: desire for that to come back. What was the famous
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  Speaker 1: what was the famous advice your dad gave you about
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  Speaker 1: being for the best thing you could do for pole
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  Speaker 1: people's son is not be one of that advice. I
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  Speaker 1: listened to that real close, especially coming out of homeless
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  Speaker 1: people gonna talk about, man, why you work so hard
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  Speaker 1: because I'm running running fun? What I ain't running fun? Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm running from. Yeah. I'm not gonna be back in
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  Speaker 1: that position no more. Right. So, now what I did
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  Speaker 1: was if I become homeless and have to live in
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  Speaker 1: a car, I now have cars you can live in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there you go like it? Why? Yeah? So you can
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  Speaker 1: put god bottle, you got shelter, air conditioning, okay, TV.
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  Speaker 1: You know you got one of your card got computers
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  Speaker 1: in it. Yeah, WiFi all that. Do you know that
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  Speaker 1: they had a little card you can buy and you
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  Speaker 1: put it in your system and you can have your
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  Speaker 1: own WiFi in your car? Yeah. Yeah, it's it's Limos
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  Speaker 1: that have that. Not Limos, but cars car service. How
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  Speaker 1: you get it though, It's just a little program that
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: you buy, you put it in your car, and then
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  Speaker 1: you have your own password to your own WiFi. When
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  Speaker 1: you go way out, you know you still have WiFi.
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  Speaker 1: I knew there for my son. You don't have that
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  Speaker 1: in the pre owned. No, you don't have to say.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to say yeah, but wait wait what
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  Speaker 1: what Carla not have to say she said you don't
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  Speaker 1: have that in the PreO. You could just say. You
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  Speaker 1: could have just said you don't have that in your car.
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  Speaker 1: That's all you had if you Tommy, don't worry about
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  Speaker 1: that ghost. But it's pre owned. I'm just asking when
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  Speaker 1: you get when I got the car, they have concierge
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  Speaker 1: service in cars. Do you have out of yards and
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know he pressed the button. And you have concierge.
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  Speaker 1: Certain that are people who will make flight reservations for you,
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  Speaker 1: dinner reservations. Fight excuse me, Steve, excuse me? Do you
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  Speaker 1: have that, Tommy in your ghosts? That ain't what you
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  Speaker 1: wanted to say. The old owner got it with you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got the subscription. I tried to figure out Junior
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  Speaker 1: why he looked so surprised, Steve. But they have they
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  Speaker 1: have everything available you could programs, you could purchase. Now.
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  Speaker 1: The concierge is free in a certain car, Okay, like
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  Speaker 1: a row. I want to say it. I just want
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  Speaker 1: to tell you what's Yeah, they have they have a
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  Speaker 1: concierge service. Okay. They guarantee you reservations no matter what.
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  Speaker 1: They take care of flight reservations. They'll tell you anything
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  Speaker 1: you want to do, you can. You can go out
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  Speaker 1: of the country and they'll make a reservation for it. Okay,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: they have that service in cars. Tommy's looking it up
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  Speaker 1: right now, aren't you. Yeah, Tommy, that's why I get quiet.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, what Timmy, don't you have a date coming up?
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  Speaker 1: A tool? Don't you have some? Then? Now you can
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  Speaker 1: buy tickets to it. Did they book your flight? That's
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: what Steven's his flight now, they don't do budget flight.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, we gotta go right Frank back
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  Speaker 1: with the naphew coming up. We'll be right back. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steven show nephew in the building with run that.
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  Speaker 1: Frank back, what you guy? Now? I want to date
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  Speaker 1: your mama with it. Mama's need love too. I want
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: to date your mama's running cat. Hello. Hello, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach I'm trying to reach miss Burns. This is James.
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  Speaker 1: This is her son. How are you doing? Man? My
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  Speaker 1: name is Gordon Gordon. Just recently joined the church man
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  Speaker 1: within the last month, and I was trying to get
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  Speaker 1: in touch with with Miss Burns. One of the members
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  Speaker 1: gave me a number, but I guess they they must
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  Speaker 1: have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: this a home number or what is this? A hell
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  Speaker 1: of Hello? Who? Who? Who is this again? My name
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  Speaker 1: is Gordon Gordon. I'm a new member at the church. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is this your number? Yeah? Man, this is my
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  Speaker 1: phone number. I'm James. I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's your mother. Right, all right, Well, yeah, my bad man.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get in touch with miss Burns.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Now is did you have a sale or a home
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: number somewhere I can get in touch with Miss Burns?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Wait to time, I time me tell you your name
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: is what Gordon? Gordon? Gordon not just joined the church, man,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: so I might not have met you yet. James. Okay, Well,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: God bless you man, Thank you man. I appreciate it
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: because it anywhere I could get your mom's home number from.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're just joined the church. I mean I
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: don't I don't see why you wouldn't be able to
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: talk to it. I mean, is there anything there a
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: message I could pass on to it? Thom Uh, Well yeah,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm trying to see if it's all right
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: for uh, for me to take her out. I've been
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: seeing them for the last Hold up, Hold up, hold up,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: hold hold about you. You You were just saying to you
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: a new member to the church and somebody gave you
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: or they were attempting to give you my mother's number,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: and you're asking me if you could take her out. Man. Well,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her phone number.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I guess they give me your number. Bout mistake, you
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: know that's my reason for Carl. I thought I was
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: gonna get her. I want to take her out, you know,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be quite honest, man,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I just came back home from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: And uh, I mean, you know, my pops just passed
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I ain't too keen my mama going out with somebody
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: and beside you, you don't even sound like you. Hey,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: she in the sixties. Man, older you man, I'm thirty six.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: The hell out of you? You how old man? I'm
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four? What is you doing? You
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right? You know what, man?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I look at it like James, Right, James, I look
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number but
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: the number, man, It wasn't your heart man, And how
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: you carry yourself? You know? Yeah? But hey, but my
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: mama ain't no cougar like that. And I know she
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: ain't coming after you right now. I remember telling me
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: that she trying some new things at this church, but
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: going out with this thirty thirty. How do you you
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: do a baby? Man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six. Dude, Man,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: you like my brother. Something man ain't nowhere in the world.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: My mama gonna be days okay than James. Let me
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: say this man. First of all, I ain't even know
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I was calling you. Second of all, I'm calling and
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: from you. Miss Burns is a grown one. Whoa whoa?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Whoa talking about now? I don't think you're every man.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I just came back from fighting overseeds. My pops passed
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: away not too long ago. I am the man of
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: the house. Let's get that straight right now, all right,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: the ass my mama on a date, you might as
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: well just stick the church dog, because you know, as
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I said, be blessed, But it ain't gonna be no
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: blessing from me to you. I tell you that right now.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: You might no, but I respect the fact that you've
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: But if I decide I want to speak to Miss
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Burns about going out, I think Miss Burns has every
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: right to decide if she would like to go out
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: with Gordon's or not, if Gordon wants to take her out,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I took up. Hold up, look, bro, I don't care
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: how old you say you are. All right, number one,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: you're too young, as I already mentioned. All right, this
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: ain't going down with you and my mama. I'm straight up,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: hey man, that's for your mama to decide, do dog
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: you you bringing up my mama. You're letting the word
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: your mama come out your mouth again. That's gonna get
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: you up, all right. I don't know where you're from.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I don't give how old you are. I'm pretty sick.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I know what church my mamma go to and and
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: be asking her out, all right. I don't give what
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: it take. I would show up on Sunday, catch up
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: in the Pufeit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: the back of the choir. It don't matter. Something's going down.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: You are not gonna get with my mama. Like that.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: You got that. That's up for your mama to decide
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: if your mamma want to go out with me out dinner.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't looking long with this, man. I'm I'm deciding
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I told you before,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: be blessed or get your whoop. You got two choices,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: all right. I didn't fight sees three years to come
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: back and also deal with my daddy dian and then
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do unless you want to get it
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: like that, suffer from one a PSD post traumatic stress syndrome,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: and I will release all that on you got that.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I don't play hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: It don't matter to me. You can tell you. Okay,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Look man, listen, I ain't trying to have no trouble
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: about you. Man. All I'm gonna say is this right here.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna I talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna talk to me? Are you not hearing me? Man?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Can I say one more things to you. Man, So
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: you explode, you ain't got nothing else to say. I
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: got one more thing before you explode. Man, if you're listening, Yeah, man, James,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: what hey man? I want to tell you this. Man,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning To
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: show your mama. I got me the prank phone call
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: you get them out of here. Who hey, man, this
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Your mama told me. She said, my son been overseas,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: He've been fighting. I'm glad to have him home. She said.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: We gotta get him back getting the spirit of a lamping. Man,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man? We
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: got you good. We listen to this show overseas. Man.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: show in the land. Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: more than this show? Like like like, let me tell
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: you something. So I'm trying to I'm working on this prank, y'all.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I'm trying working on this for hard man. I ain't
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: got the guy in number yet as soon as I
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: get him. But I'm trying to call this guy and
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: ask him, is if you you know? Do you man?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Are you tired of your wife? You're so I come
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: gither you know, and we got we could see what
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: are you tired of your wife? If you are, I
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: come gill. You know what I'm saying. We're gonna do
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: what he listening to me, Gonna get this phone call, right,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I got it. Trust Junior got it. I got it.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: And I love going after the people that says he
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: will never get me. Yeah myself, okay, okay, So what
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: is what she told? Yeah? My husband saying you'll never
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: get him. Cool, that's all that's my fuel right there. Yeah,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: get you. She's elaborate pranks, so you come up with
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: in your mind. That's from the left side of my brain. Fair.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I don't really use to write that much. We know
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: it's not bald jealous. Wow, admitted it. All right, We'll
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: right after you're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, it's
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: time for something funny. Let's go with Junior's truth to
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: be told, and then I'm gonna give you guys a
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: list of words. Steve, you're in on this as well. Uh,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: let's start with the letter b okay that you guys
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: are constantly messing up always. You know, people think that
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: if you don't speak with them, then there has to
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: be a problem. Yea. You know they think that they
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: really do believe what's wrong with you? You know. So
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I get a text message from a family member that read,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: when family and friends go through life not speaking, they
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: will come a day to regret it. It's called the funeral. Well,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: I want to respond to that family member, real civil
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: truth be told. If I go first, what you're trying
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: to hope to do? If I go first and I
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: don't have read it to regret it? Really, the fact
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: that you sent it over there and you still haven't
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: got a response, what that means. I'm not mad. I
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: just don't speak to you like this. No, I don't
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: have time like this. This is people to understand. If
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: you text somebody and you look at your text law
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: and all other text messages, yea off from you, Dave
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: respund He can't you a message back if the last
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: message you got for me was married Christmas? We just
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: don't talk that that's not my fault. If you keep
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: telling people to tell me that you said call you,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: guess what I ain't called. I just won't you understand
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: that I'm not mad at you. I just don't have
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: to talk to you. So you can be mad if
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: you won't do Yeah, okay, it is called the funeral.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: But then, knowing you and why I'm not talking to you,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I won't even be mad when I should. I can
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: get up here with confidence a lie like everybody here
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: lies a great indivision. Some one who lived beyond a
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: mean a life changes. I could get up that lot
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: with the best off. That's all I got to say.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Figure out, I'm not talking talking to you, send a
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: bunch of I'm not talking, just talking. Sometimes it's good
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: to cut people out, you know, I ever said everybody
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: should not be in your life. Hello, I'm doing all right?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: These are words? Yes? Yes, did you guys constantly mess up? Ever? No,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: it's just no, it's all right. I believe. So. No,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: you're standing wrong that it is that I believe. So
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: it is taking keeping I believe. So, how is that
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: so hard or bleeding? I like that I'm about to come.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: That's so wrong, it's about together, about to go. I've
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: been long enough Now I'm about to go. What you
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: gonna do about to about to go? I'm about to go, guys, Okay, right,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: and and about this word about it's about by the
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: way about it's about to go down up your head?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah about? Yeah? All right? How about this one? Bring
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: one back for me? As in can you bring one
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: back for me? Wrong? What what did you say? Bring
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: one back for me? As in? Can you bring one
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: back for me? When you go to stove you an
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: episode and bring back one too? Yeah? Ye all know
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: that sounds all right? Can you back that up for me? Please?
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Is the proper way to say it? God? It's back up?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: You're out too far? What to do it? Back up?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Backed up? Backed up? Right? Back up? Its sound that's
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: even mold like? You don't like that? Let me go off, director, Okay,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: teach you how to talk, how to talk and I'm
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: must use words now. I want you to say it, okay,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: say it didn't happen. It didn't happen, blowing that blew
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: it miss that whole opportunity your blo Okay, this you guys,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: get this mixed up all the time, messed up panties
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: blooms exactly what the you know what that is? Hanties? Yeah? Yeah,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: what would make you? I got what would make you?
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Leave a fight? Leave a club real early. So you're
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: in the club, you're having a good time. You gotta
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: get about of Oh let's go. They're about to fight,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: about fighting, about to fight. I gotta get up in
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: here because I feel like they're about to fight or
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: fense to fight the fight. It could be fixed fixing. Okay, okay,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: say this, Steve, you will not be that make sense.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Everybody understands, everybody. I've been on the shelf for seventeen
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: years with you in particular, and you want to say
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: by words, I gotta fight. Ask me, I can't say
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the same thing. You will not. You will not. Then
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: we're about to break. We will be right back. We
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: are about to go to break, to go last one. Okay, gorgeous, gorgeous.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: You know, all right, We'll be back with more of
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening show.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve J. Anthony Brown, who you've asked to
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: be ignorant today, is here with phrases that will break
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: up a friendship. Basically, these are roommate rules. You mean
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: you got on your own. You might have to get
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: a roommate to branch out. But there's some rules you
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: should live by if you get a roommate. First rule,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: if you don't put it in the fridge, damn it,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: don't take it out the fridge. How about that? Yeah,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: at work, work, same thing, samething. You and your significant
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: others should not haul the living room. Take that nasty
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: stuff to your bedroom. Okay, all right, people live here.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Other people live here too, all right, Yeah, don't go
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: in your roommates room for a damn thing. Okay, why
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: are you in here? What you're doing in here? Ain't
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: nothing here for you. If your girlfriend or your boyfriend
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: like eggs, bacon, cheese, alcohol or whatever cereal, make sure
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: they bring it with their ass when they come over. Okay.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: If if that's what they like, ain't make sure make
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: sure they got that in the bag when they come
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: in the door. Okay, that's all I'm saying. If your boyfriend,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: for the las, if your boyfriend man man likes to
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: play video game, you need a big screen TV for
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: his ass in your room. Okay, I like that. This
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: is this is a good rule right here, we all
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: should to buy it. By Nobody who is a roommate
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: is allowed to date anybody that's been to prison. Nobody.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: You gotta make sure you hold in your room. You
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: know you gotta. You gotta check all your stuff off
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: because he no, we can't. All right, even you got
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: a Christian roommate and you're not a Christian. Let me
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: tell you Christian something. Who who ever sleeps with, who
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: who ever sleeps with, ain't your damn den Okay, okay,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: the last one. If the rent is due on the fullast,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: the foliast, we agreed that they paid the rent. We
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: don't want to rent on the second, third, fourth, fifth, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, thirteenth, fourteen, fifteenth, sixteen, seventeen, eighteenth, nineteenth,
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  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: it is time. It is time. Bring him on in here,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: the cello Chief Love Officer. We have some questions for him.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: He stay ready, all right? I love it, and then
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: you don't have to get ready right. This one's from
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Donna in El Paso, Texas. She says, a year ago,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: my husband was deployed and he was told he would
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: be away for eighteen months. Six months after he left,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I ended up having an affair with his stepbrother, and
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I got pregnant from our first encounter. His stepbrother and
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I never messed around again after that. But he wants
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: me to have the baby and he will raise it.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: My husband just told me he's coming home next month,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: earlier than expected. So should I tell him about the
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: pregnancy now or should I wait until he gets home? What?
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: When do you think this is gonna be a good
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: time to tell? Yeah, I really don't have a suggestion
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: for you. I don't know how with his brother in law,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: step brother, she had an affairs stepbrother. Yes, yes, yes,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: his stepbrother, and she got pregnant after the first time. Yeah,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: and now he didn't told you. He wants you to
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: have the baby, and he gonna raise it. He'll raise it.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I have no comment. I don't know what to tell you.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I really, I don't know what to tell you. Yo,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: this dude can't get his ass will soon just didn't
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: get home. That's what's gonna happen. He thinks understand that
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: that's going to I don't know. I don't know. You know, Uh,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: but she's so cavalier about it. Should I tell him now?
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Or wait? What this relationship? Yeah, but tell somebody that's
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: coming home from the service. That would be a good day.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: He'd been deployed thinking he got a wife at home.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you, but no, you
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: got You're wrong. I have nothing to tell you. I
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: don't know when you should tell him. I really don't.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: That is no good time. All hell gonna break loose
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: when a man come home. Though it was the stepbrother.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Your best to believe he gonna have something to deal with. Yeah,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're gonna have to deal with.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: You don't have a marriage anymore. So I hope that
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: fleeing was worth it, and I hope his stepbrother won't you. Yeah,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: he doesn't move. Yeah, the stepbrother the father of your baby. Yeah,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: this is crazy, all right, so we'll move on, Steve.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: This is from Tye and Jack's hunt. Would you say,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Junior these questions? He gonna be asking you? Keep putting
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: no weight? All right? This is from Tye and Jacksonville Steve.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Tye says, I've been married for seven years and my
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: wife is my everything. I work hard so she can
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: stay home every day and have a good life. Two
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: months ago, I saw her on I saw on her
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: credit card statement that she'd been running a room at
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: a nearby hotel. She said that it was a mistake
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: and she would call the hotel to dispute the charges.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I believed her, but then I got a message on
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Facebook from a man that said my wife had been
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: paying him for sex, and he thought I should know.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I have not confronted my wife yet, but I'm trying
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: to find this dude. Steve, how should I handle this
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: that you can answer this one? I mean, man, I
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: don't know what I'm trying to find this dude. First,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: of all, you're not married to the dude. You and
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: the dude took no vows. Your whole problem is your girl,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: if there is a problem, now, it sounds quite strange
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: that you would discover this charge. She says she's gonna
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: call the hotel and dispute it. And then right after
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: that a guy calls and says that your wife has
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: been paying him to have sex with her. That's a
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: big coincidence. So now me, I would do a little
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: me personally. I would do a little forensic science gathering
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: of information, you know, stuff like that. I don't know
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: how you do that, but you know, you know, you
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: could find out if she was really there not. But
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: your whole problem is with your wife. Your problem ain't
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: with this dude. But then his motivation for calling you
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: and telling you that is I think you ought to know.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I can't get that call, all right, thank you, and
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: none of them what I wanted to really say, trying
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: to have the nephew is here with today's crying phone call.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening, coming up at the top
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after it's today's
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter. Oh, I got a good one for you
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: today subjects. I can't stand a sorry man. All right,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: that's the subject right now. But that's not the letter.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't write the answer to the letter.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: We'll get to that in a minute, but first, the
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: got for us today? Now? Raymond in the cloud, Steve's
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: all time favorite, Raymond greatest in damn prank. That's your goat.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Uh all right, let's go catch up. Hello, Hello, Hey,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: who can you hear me? Yeah? Ball? Who's there? This Raymond?
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who this this Raymond? Man?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this Raymond? Raymond?
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Raymond vond is my sister brother? Yes, what's up? What's up? Man?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: What's up? Somebody them broke in the house, taking the
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: house right now. I'm in the hold on, hold on,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: hold on, man, I'm damn I batter. Can't hear what
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: you're saying. Somebody? Then? Why somebody them broken house? And
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: why they hear you're whispering? Because they're in the house
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm wait a minute, wait a minute, you're
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: saying somebody there broke in the house and they steal
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: in there. Somebody, I'm broke in the house. I'm in
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: the house. Now, hold on. You're saying, somebody that broke
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: it to you damn house and they steal in there. Yes,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: what you're doing? See nothing there? Why you ain't calling
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: the police. I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: and I'm trying to get somebody to hold on. Hold on, Well,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Man. You're saying, somebody
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: in the house, in your damn house, white, now, Okaya,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: where you live at? Where you live at? I'm hold
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: thirty six straight because I'm at thirty two and a half.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: You know what. Hold on, I'm gonna call them lossin'.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, wait wait man, you know what what
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, don't call them, please, you've seen you
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: to the house somebody for no piping to kill you,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: and you're talking about you don't want them arrested. We
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: got some illegal stuff. Don't call nobody. Don't wait a minute.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, nah, you're saying, hold on. You're saying, don't
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: call the damn loss you have, don't go to the house.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Don't call them. Cousin week they got it that's a
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Nickels in the hould o doing? Man, what you gotta Man,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: you know what is bad? Do you know what you're
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: seeing your up in there? That's probably while they're in
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: the house. Now you have set you up in the house.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: That's you, isn't there there? That's I guarantee you that
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: what you what you got in there? And you know what, Man,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: best thing to do even doing the people in your
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: house right now, you need the jumpers, let me call them. Man,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: you need to let me call the damn Low because
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now you can't get dona
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: do that. I'm gonna put you know what, Man, I'm
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you. Don't call back. You'll say down now.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you now, I get called the Low,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I can call the long hold on. I can get
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: my wife the call right now. Don't call the police.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Don't call them because it's too much lega my wife.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Don man, But I'm gonna tell you something. Honestly, I
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: can't do it. Thank you dame for to go down there. No,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. I could call this Food's
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: contend to me. Don't even call the damn Low. You
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: know what, man, looking good dog, call to be honest
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: with you. I'm I ain't gonna go down there. I'm
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right down now, you know what. The
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: first thing I'm gonna tell you Now, Now, I ain't
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: gonna take my down there first of us. They may
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: be tapping my damn lying and I ain't got to
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: do with this. You're gonna get done. Listen, man, Look,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I could call it nine one one baby. Look, go
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: ahead and call them, because you know what, You're gonna
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: get your kid out there, and they don't know who
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: you are. Man, you know what, And I ain't gonna
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: still on this one with you so they can find out,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you know what, don't it's like call the Lot. I
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: ain't getting that. I ain't man, you must get damn fool.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna get an that one. So I'm gonna call
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: you what you can do. Got I call the Low
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: after they had my wife right now, you know what.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: You may not like it now, but you appreciate me later,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: because you know when you to get your monk heads.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait a minute, just west, but I
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: think damn sign I think, man, you know this is
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: some crazy got you to set your I'm gonna try
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: to shoot up for one, don't get up my calling.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Damn low, damn fool. You gotta keep your monk heads
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: in that closet. I'm gonna tell you right now, you're
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: a damn fool. You walk out because I gonna tell
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: you now, they show gonna gell your stupid you know what.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to you. Man. The only thing
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I can tell you, damn, I'm called the law. You're
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: gonna go down, and I'm gonna tell you not. I
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: ain't going down with I don't know why you really
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: even call me unless you want from help, because I'm
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, I ain'twer the jump of
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: the eyes myself nor my damn family. Only thing I
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: could do I could help you out in one way.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I'm called the law. Now, my wife got a cellphone.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: What you want me to do? Will you get me?
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: You must be a damn boot. I'm not all. I
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: ain't going down. I ain't going you know what. Man.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Look look, I can't get in there, and my wife
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: did atre to call the police. I'm gonna tell you
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: right now they're gonna calm. Can't you can you? Can
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: you hear me? You can hear you? Your damn mouth
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: shut up? I'm shut him? Can you shut your damn
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: mouth right now? Can you hear me? Shut out? I
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: don't know when the heights that's why they shoot the
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: shot him. Don't peek out that damn dope. Can I
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: say something? Man? You need to shut your damn mouse.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Don't flu This is nephew timing from the steam even
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Harvey more to show you know what you just got
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: pranked by? Man? Y'all just got you, y'all some dirty
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I do dare well? Man, do you just got pranked
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: by your boy? Win? Damn man? I'm sweating like hey,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: pin up in his damn house with drawns oh, man
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: up here, want to play with man? Look at here, boy,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sweating like here. Why are you sweating? It was
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: from the dock because I damn should know when to
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: come down to the house. That's a show. I know
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: you weren't coming to I heard it in your voice.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I say, okay, you know what. He ain't coming to
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: get me. Man. I'm gonna be here right now. Man,
• 50:48
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• 50:52
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something, man, what is the baddest
• 50:56
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• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's Morning Show with Nephew Tommy with It's Crazy.
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  Speaker 1: They were yeah? Man, you lie, shut you damn out shut.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: You're gonna You're gonna get your more cast killed right now.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Listen to what you want me to do. I'm calling law,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: but that's all I can do. I ain't coming down there.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I ain't coming down there. I ain't got nothing to
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: do with this hill. I'm calling law. What you want
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: me to do? What value Verrenda? What you want me
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: to do? I don't don't know how you come up
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: with him, Tommy, I really don't. Left side. Surely, let
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: me explain something to you. A lot of people use
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  Speaker 1: the right side of anybody. Yeah, I use the majority
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  Speaker 1: to be blessed like that. Well, thank you for breaking
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  Speaker 1: he does in his brain to the left. That's all right,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: thank you left brain people. All right, up next, it
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter. Subject I can't stand a sorry man.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: We'll get into the letter right after this. Whatever, that's
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: not the letter. You're listening right now. It is time
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you needed ice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 53:02
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• 53:06
  Speaker 1: f M. And click submit Strawberry a letter. Okay, we
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: could be reading yours live on the air, just like
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do this one. Ready, nephew, let's go. Let's
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: go buckle up and old on tight. We got it
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: for you here. It is just your very bletter. No,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Billy D Williams was here, Yeah not hey, let me
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: be Billy D when I want to be Billy date.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Let you be great? Yes, all right, here we go.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Thank you s Steve. Tommy remind me of Woodrow saying
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: from this you have free subject I can't stand a
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: sorry man. Here, Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty six year
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: old single mother of four who met a very handsome
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: army vet at work back in twenty sixteen. After dating
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: for six months, he told me that he had to
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: move out of his rental home because the owners had
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: sold it, and he asked me if he could stay
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: with me for a while. Against my better judgment, I
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: agreed to let him move in temporarily. A month later,
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: he was laid off from his job. Two months after that,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: his car got repossessed, so he was unemployed and did
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: not have transportation to go job hunting or to go
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: on job interviews. While he was out of work and
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: was not bringing money into the household, he cooked and
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: cleaned and did all of the yard work, but I
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: had to constantly prompt him to do these things. I
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: got fed up with coming home and seeing him on
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: the couch playing videos, so I gave him him an
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: ultimatum to find a job or lead. He has a
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: job now, but he only makes enough money to take
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: care of himself and there's nothing left for bills or groceries.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: This has put a major rain on our relationship and
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: intimacy because his lack of ambition is such a turn off.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I need for him to get out so I can
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: move on with my life. When I talk to him
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: about moving, he said he has no plans to leave
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: anytime soon because he needs to save up some money first.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I already have four children and I don't need a
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: fifth child. Stephen Shirley, please help me figure out how
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: to get this grown man out of my house. Well,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: you're absolutely right in saying this. This grown man has
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: got to get out of your home. He really does. Sometimes.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: You know, we as ladies, we're just a bit too nice,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: aren't we, And we don't listen to ourselves, to our intuition,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: do we. You sat against your better judgment, That was
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: you telling yourself you shouldn't do this. So you already
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: knew when you allowed him to come into your home.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: And I don't care. No one is that handsome, no one.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: All right, he's taking advantage of you, he's taking advantage
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: of your four kids. And now you know you cannot
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: allow him to do this any longer. You gotta let
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: him know today, today, without any hesitation, without any second thought,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: that he has to go. If you're nervous, if you're
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: a little you know, apprehensive about doing it. Please have
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: someone with you, preferably a mail or two or three.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: You gotta have someone with you when you tell him.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: You also have to change the locks on the doors,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: all of that, pack his clothes, whatever you have to do,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: but this man has to go. Okay, you've gone over
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: and beyond the call of duty with this vet, and
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: there's no need for you to do anything else except
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: for show him the door the way out. Steve Well,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: this letter don't make no sense from the beginning. You're
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: thirty six year old single mother four. You met a
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: handsome army vet at work in twenty sixteen. After dating
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: six months. He said he got to move out his
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: rental home because they sold him. Then he asks you
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: could he comes stay for a while. See me right here,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: I'd have already started counting people in rooms already. See
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: y'all you got four kids that you love and take
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: care of you thirty six. I don't know what you
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: stay in with all in rooms, but I would have
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: just started counting rooms and people. A month later, he
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: got laid off from his job after he moved in,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: then got his car repossessed. See if you got put
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: out your rental house, your next move should be to
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: go get another rental house, not to come and leach
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: off this woman, single mother trying to make ends me.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, just right there, Why would you burden her
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: with that? Now? She didn't know how burdensome you was
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: gonna become. And then you went on and proved it.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: A month later you got laid off from your job.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Two months after that, the car got repossessed. But how
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: they repossess his car? He ain't it worth so they
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: know where it worked. He ain't it work and he
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: ain't at his house called they took the house. How
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: they know the car was over there? Job. I'm just
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: trying to I'm telling REPO people, ain't that good? Yeah? Man?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: How did they? But in the third month, though stupid.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Then he wasn't out of work, He wasn't bringing it
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: no money into the house. He tried to cook and
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: clean and did the yard work, but you had to
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: constantly prompt him to do things. Then you coming home,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: he owned the couch playing video games. So you're told
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: him to find a job or leave. He got a
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: job now, but he only makes enough money to take
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: care of himself, and that's nothing left for Bill. The groceries.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I don't understand this. What is he doing with the
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: money if he ain't helping you with it? The card
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: note gone, the rent gone, and he still ain't pitching it. No,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: he ain't. Sorry, man, this dude right here is he's
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: a little worse than sorry. But you you can't help
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: this woman at all with these folk kids. Whatever money
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: you're making on to go into the pile to help out,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: you've been living on it for months now. He has
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: put a major strain on our relationship and intimate Hell, no,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: I won't sleep with nobody broke. That's up in here.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: I'll slept with a broke land before. It's got to
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: be hard here and here. Won't all this from you? What?
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Come on now, let me have it. Come on, do
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: it to me, Come on home. Put your leg over here. Hey,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: you ain't working. Not putting my leg nowhere? This is
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: all I'm doing. Don't touch me. No, that's all right, Steve,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: hold that thought. Okay, we're gonna have part two of
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: your response to the letter right after this. We'll be
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: back at twenty three after you're listening. Come on, Steve,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject I can't stand
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: a sorry man. Sorry man made him here in the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: military mood him and he fell out, lost his house.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: She moved in with her. He loses his job, then
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: took his car. He ain't paying rent. He paying at
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: the lay and at the house watching videos. You coming home.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: You're getting frustrated. And now you say that him not
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: working and chipping in. And he got a job, but
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: his job. Don't let him chip in because he needs
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: all money for herself. It has affected yo into us
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: sleeping with a broken man. God, that's got to be
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: it has you was broken fople slept with you though,
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  Speaker 1: and it had to be What did you sleep with
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  Speaker 1: me for? You see, I'm homeless. All my stuff in
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: my car. We can't go nowhere without moving stuff. I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: had stuff in the passenger seat. Yeah, but you still
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: need love, you know, love you get, get a love
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  Speaker 1: of somebody and give you something back. Looking too, Pope,
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  Speaker 1: people do each other. I mean yeah, they do it
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, they do it too much too.
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  Speaker 1: They really need to be somewhere sitting down. Then they
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  Speaker 1: mess around health baby and everybody up in here, Poe.
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  Speaker 1: Now now the baby don't even know what reality is.
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  Speaker 1: No more. He just struggling because y'all have made the
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  Speaker 1: Iggnorant asked to sitting poe ass little baby sitting up
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  Speaker 1: in here telling about why we ain't got no TV.
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  Speaker 1: That's what the baby says. Where are you going with it? Mama?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: All these candles forward here? Man? Damn mama was having it.
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  Speaker 1: Why do we eat these corn flakes with this tap
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: water on it? Mama? For dinner? Mama? Did we have
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: corn bread yesterday? Pop? Why I got to get hit
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: every time I asked bout this corn bread? Pop? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: damn my hands. Nothing about the damn corner. I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the letter. This is the letter. The damn kids is
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: complaining four Mama. I can't play the video game because
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: here now Mamaca Drome told me I can't sit on
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: couch why TV? Because he playing Madden? Is he really
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: a vet? Steve? I wanted to ask you that. Yeah, yeah, here,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: but he giving them a bad name. That's just like
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: cops is cool too, until they started getting bad name
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: for some bad cop. So anyway, I already have four children.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: I don't need a film. Stephen Shelley, please help me
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: figure out how to get this grown man out minds.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: I have a solution. You don't feel secure with him around.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: All you got to do is say that anybody at
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  Speaker 1: the court and you will have a restraint in order.
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  Speaker 1: He can't come within a hundred yards at that hour.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: And all you want is a restraining order. He got
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: to go. You know you asked him to leave. He
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: says he had to. This would killed me about side. Yes, people,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: you asked him to leave. He said, he has no
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: plans to leave anytime soon because he needs to save
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: up money. Some money first. I don't give a damn
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: what are you? Save it and go save it at
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: your mama house. You got partners, go save it to
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: one of the army vents house. Go back to the
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: army and they ain't got bags for him or nothing.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know how I work, but seemed like they
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  Speaker 1: want to let you stay in the bag. Re sign up,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: do basic training again, that a game six weeks, Get
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: on back down that pass island volk Brad, get yourself
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  Speaker 1: signed up. That's it, lady, you need a restraining order.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: He's worthless, and get the restraining order because you don't
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: feel safe. That's all you have to say. You don't
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: need a court date. You just need to restraint. Ain't
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: that puts his ass out? You ain't sleeping with him,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: no way. You know. He asked y'all having sex? He
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: talking about whose is it's the banks, not yours? Ask
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: me who banks? Yeah, it's a lot going on. So
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: that's why I'm for her. It's trifling, Yeah I do.
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  Speaker 1: She's just thirty six, she's got four kids and this man,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: and you know she met this dude. He armed event
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: You thinking, wow, discipline, Yeah, exactly, That's why I asked
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: you that exact discipline people soldiers, military people are disciplined,
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  Speaker 1: people of honor, respectable, you know, you know, man, they
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: know how to complete the task, their teamwork. That's what
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: I've always thought of when I think of military people,
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  Speaker 1: how they function and react in life. I know a
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  Speaker 1: lot of military p really really good folk man up
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  Speaker 1: early yea early dog. I'm talking about man. Yeah, neat
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  Speaker 1: cant he go on the upraising his voice on that
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  Speaker 1: Nott movie. Who You Holding? So now I'm working as
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: just couching. Move it, you move it? This is crazy,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, she's got to take care of her kids,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: four kids, she's thirty six, She's just thirty six years old.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: He's not lady. Yeah, Shirley, you said Tommy was hands.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: You ain't seen me on my show. But I'm sexy.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: You ain't seeing me, man, Sureley wear glass. Shut up?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: All right? Listen. Then when they describe, y'all said that
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  Speaker 1: ain't time. We gotta go. Guys, you can eat ls
• 1:06:00
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM. You're listening to show, all right, Steve,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: it is time for comedy Roulette and Jay explain it
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: to us. Damn to roulette. This where we take bad subjects.
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  Speaker 1: We put the subjects on the wheel. We spun the
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  Speaker 1: wheel around and around and around. Where the wheel stops,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: we'll do the damn thing. What are the subjects? You're ready?
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Number one, I apologize baby. This is
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: the first time this has ever happened. Number two, Well,
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  Speaker 1: when is the baby going to sleep? That is me?
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  Speaker 1: Number three? How long is he going to stay in
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: the sixth grade? Once again? Number four, Well you're big
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  Speaker 1: and bad. Come on down here. Okay. Number five, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get fired. They just tripping at the job, didn't
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  Speaker 1: they tripping? And here's a bonus number six. If you
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  Speaker 1: buy cheap stuff, it doesn't last. All right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, it's been a day when you want Jay,
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  Speaker 1: you did not want number one. I apologize, baby, this
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  Speaker 1: is the first time this has ever happened. That one.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the problem is you. You is the problem.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: I take concentrate because of you. You're doing something to
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: me make me lose my concentration, and whatever it is,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: stop it. You need to focus. Was personal that I
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: wanted to stop. Man, Okay, well look at, look at
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: I want to apologize. This has never happen volt but
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: me and the microwave went off at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: I want to say, I'm sorry. No, I was through. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize. This is the first time this has ever happened.
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  Speaker 1: I dreamed I was peeing, all right, That's why we
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: both laying here with saying, this is the third time
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  Speaker 1: I was being in my dream. When you're twelve, you
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  Speaker 1: can't have come on, baby, baby, baby, I'm sorry. I
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: didn't know it was your mama, Dale. I had no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Al Right, listen, I'm next more of this crazy ignorant show.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening show,
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  Speaker 1: Lock them up, all right, Lock them up? Okay, everybody
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  Speaker 1: knows somebody that's considered good people. You know good people. Oh,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: keep to themselves, always speaking. My theory is lockday ass
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: up because they can't be trusted. They up to something,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: up to something, you know what. People like that. The
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: people who are always helping old people, always going over there.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: How you doing, miss Johnson? You got enoughded? Lock the
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  Speaker 1: ass something. They up to something something, you know what
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: I'm doing. People who drive the church bus, singing the choiet,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: just so good to help out. Lock dass up, something
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  Speaker 1: going out here. I'm going on you driving the church was?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: I don't trust you? Damn people up to something? You
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: just driving the church? Was? You ain't getting bad like that?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Ass up. People have a party. They have a party
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: and tell you because the ignorant, right, he ain't never
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: heard of. Don't bring nothing, Just bring yourself. Oh come on,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: lock dass up, upset with it? Steve up him, up
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  Speaker 1: him and share a lock into his party. People who
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: see your trash cans out by the curb, then you
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  Speaker 1: leave and they roll them back up to your house.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Just gonna be nice. Lock them up, lock dass up.
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  Speaker 1: Body asks you to roll nobody damn tash the first
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  Speaker 1: person at work, you know, the first always that works.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: You have the light zone. Make sure the internet is working,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Got donuts for every damn body?
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  Speaker 1: What's that about that sounds like you comment is only
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  Speaker 1: a comment in break. People don't come to work and
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  Speaker 1: speak to every damn man. Make sure, cubicle, how you
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: doing today? I want your weekend at your damn didn't
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  Speaker 1: have my weekend work? What you up to? Why you
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: got to know about people's weekends? People are always looking
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: out for you, you know, like if you go out
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  Speaker 1: of time, they make sure to get your newspapers. Man
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  Speaker 1: stuff lest my stuff, Pilot, I don't need no. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know you're gonna do my man? Why are you
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  Speaker 1: looking at my man? Ye? Did I ask you if
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  Speaker 1: the mail man keep living at that damn it? You
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  Speaker 1: do the same damn thing. Yeah, you do the same thing.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: I don't like for my mail, the pilot. Know what?
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  Speaker 1: People are always having baked sale? Oh we kind of
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: raised money for the neighborhood. What is that about? You
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: bringing baked goods at your house to sell to people
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. You're up to something. You don't know
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: everybody in the neighborhood. Yeah, you know people who bring
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: soup over to your house when you're sick. I heard
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: you was under the weather. I brought you some soup.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody asks you for no damn sup Yeah. Yeah, So
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: your car broke down and somebody just pull over and
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  Speaker 1: fix your car. Damn always picking up the tab always,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. I got too good jobs.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: What is that about? I got to give him a
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  Speaker 1: side out about you buying Sally? Yeah, babysit about can't
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: be n diet anybody asks you to be nazy? Oh? Man, man,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: what about it? I'm a woman. I dropped something on
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  Speaker 1: the floor and the guy picks it up. I ain't
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: picking it up up. That's a true statement, that's a
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: true state. All right, we'll be back with more of
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  Speaker 1: the Steam Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening to show.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: How are you guys feeling about this whole mask confusion
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: mandate situation going on? What break it down to me?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Lay it all the way up? Well, you know see
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: the Yeah, the CDC came out with the rule that
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: if you've been fully vaccinated. You don't have to wear
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: your mask indoors, Yeah, indoors. But then some stories say
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: you you do have they want you to still wear
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: your mask inside, you know. So it's kind of confusing.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: And the other thing is how do you know who's
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: been vaccinated or not? You know, it's we're on the
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: honor system where we have to believe people. I'm wearing
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: my mank yeah yeah, yeah, I'm because I don't trust
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: people exactly, and it's too many people that's just dumb
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: about this whole thing. So I still I still wear
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: my mask. Yeah yeah, Now I'm fascinated. And I told
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: you I ate Chitten's for thirty eight years, so I'm
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: like completely protected and you believe them. Thirty eight years
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: of chitteness has prevented anything from taking hold and my
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  Speaker 1: system at all. Get running up out of it, flu
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  Speaker 1: fluke going down there and run up into that rhythm.
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  Speaker 1: Chien j more. Get out of here, you're a crazy
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: speak your ass out of here. The vaccine and chitten hi, Hell,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get COVID one. The more of the Harpy
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: Don't say chitlings anymore? Right after this, nobody saying that
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: you're listening morning show? All right, Steve J. Anthony Brown,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: who you've asked to be ignorant today, is here with
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: phrases that will break up a friend. Basically, these are
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: roommate rules, and when you got on your own, you
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: might have to get a roommatee to branch out. But
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: there's some rules you should live by if you get
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: a roommate. First room, If you don't put it in
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: the fridge, damn it, don't take it out the fridge.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah, at work, the same thing, samething.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: You and your significant others should not haul the living room.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Take that nasty stuff to your bedroom. Okay, all right,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: people live here. Other people live here too, all right. Yeah,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: don't go in your roommate's room for a damn thing. Okay,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: that makes sense. Why are you in here? What you're
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: doing in here? Ain't nothing here for you. If your
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: girlfriend or your boyfriend like eggs, bacon, cheese, alcohol or
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: whatever cereal, make sure they bring it with their ass
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: when they come over. Okay. If if that's what they like,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: make sure make sure they got that in the bag
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: when they come in the door. Okay, that's all I'm saying.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: If your boyfriend for the ladies, if your boyfriend man
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: man likes to play video game, you need a big
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: screen TV for his ass in your room. Okay. But
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: this is this is a good rule right here. We
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: all sh you to buy body. Nobody who is a
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: roommate is allowed to date anybody that's been to prison. Nobody.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: You gotta make sure your room. You know, you gotta go.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: You gotta check all your stuff off because he no,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: we can't. All right, If you got a Christian roommate
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: and you're not a Christian, let me tell you Christian something.
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  Speaker 1: Who who ever sleeps with, who who ever sleeps with,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: dain't your dad, I've been Okay, Okay, last one, If
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  Speaker 1: the rent is due on the foast the foist, we'll
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  Speaker 1: read that we paid the rent. We don't want to
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  Speaker 1: rent on the second third, four, fifth, six, seven, eight, ninth, tenth, eleven, twelfth, thirteenth, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteenth, nineteen, twenty,
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  Speaker 1: twenty nine, thirty we wanted on the foet. Okay, that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back with the cloth. Today has been a
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: good day. Um, we'll be back to clutter show yeh.
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  Speaker 1: With Steve's closing remarks coming up at forty nine after
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  Speaker 1: the hour. Right after this you're listening to all right Steve,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day, and of
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: course it is time for you to leave us. With
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: some closing remarks. I want to give you some encouragement
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  Speaker 1: on your role to success. I've often said a million
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: times that the role to success is always under construction.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: That you can expect the pitfalls, to set backs, the detools,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: the working men at work, so forth and so on. Well,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: what I want to remind you of is that you
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: can win if you can fight through the clutter. And
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: one of the best ways that I can give you
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: to fight through the clutter. You have to have a
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: relationship with God. Odd I mean, it's just really the
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: best way to fight through the clutter because you really
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: don't know how exactly to become successful. You really don't
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: know exactly how, I mean. And the reason I know
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: you don't know exactly how it is because you've probably
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: aimed for something that in order to achieve it you
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: really do need God's help. So it's nothing wrong when
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: you don't know exactly how you're going to make it,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: because what that means is you have aspired to something
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: so great that in order for it to happen, you
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: absolutely have to have God's help. That's where you want
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: to be. You want to be on a mission that
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: keeps you awake at night. You want to be on
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: a mission man that makes you wake up early. You
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: want to be on a mission that requires you to
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: pray constantly. You want to be on a mission man
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  Speaker 1: where you seek the advice and help of other people.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: That's in a higher position. You want to be on
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: a mission where not achieving it becomes absolutely unacceptable. But
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: to get there, you gotta fight through the clutter. And
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: the biggest form of clutter in your mind is the
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: actual figuring it out. Can you remember back on how
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: many times you've tried to figure something out your life?
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  Speaker 1: Your next move, who to call, who to talk to,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: whether to try to sell them, how to sell them,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: what to buy, how to buy? If you go back
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: over all your life of you figuring out my next move?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: Should I go to school? Should I not go to school?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: Should I get a degree in this? Should I not
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: get a degree in this? Should I apply for that
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: job or this job? Should I go over here because
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: they pay a little bit more but just has better stability.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but you've constantly been trying to work
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: that out. That's exhausting and it keeps your mind cluttered.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: I was reading in my daily meditation, how when you
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: clutter your mind up with the how to you remove
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  Speaker 1: God's presence in your life? Because He's always hovering and
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  Speaker 1: standing close by to come in and comfort you and
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  Speaker 1: be beside you and help you make these decisions. But
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  Speaker 1: if you never invite him in, if you never invite
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  Speaker 1: him to make the decisions, if you never allow his
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  Speaker 1: presence to come and calm you down. Man, sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: just need calming, you know. When you could deal with
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  Speaker 1: a lot of this stuff that you're going through a
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  Speaker 1: lot better if you will had just a calming effect.
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  Speaker 1: The calming effect, that's the peace you get when you
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  Speaker 1: form a relationship with God. God calms you down because
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  Speaker 1: you know he got your back, you know he's in control.
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  Speaker 1: He know he got your best interests at heart, you
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  Speaker 1: know that he's behind the scenes working on your behalf.
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  Speaker 1: When you have that type of relationship, it cools you out.
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  Speaker 1: You can chill. You can't do anything about tomorrow, so
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  Speaker 1: worrying about it doesn't affect it. Now. I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: and sitting here that you're not supposed to plan, that
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  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to have dreams and aspirations, because you do.
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  Speaker 1: But in all my dreams of aspirations, all the things
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  Speaker 1: I want, I've had to learn to be flexible because
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  Speaker 1: what I want and what God has for me it
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  Speaker 1: is oftentimes two different things. But can I share something
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  Speaker 1: with you? The thing that God has for you is
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  Speaker 1: way better than anything anything you could possibly plan. You
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  Speaker 1: can't figure it the way he does. His thoughts is
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  Speaker 1: way up there, man, his ways is way up there.
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  Speaker 1: You can't outfigure God. God can take a very very
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  Speaker 1: dismal situation folks and turn it into pure gold for
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  Speaker 1: you when they are lining themselves against you. If God
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  Speaker 1: is with you, who can be against you? So let
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  Speaker 1: them line up. If you know you got a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God, and you know you're not over there by yourself,
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  Speaker 1: why would you be afraid of someone lining up against you?
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  Speaker 1: Let them line up. You're talking to somebody who knows
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  Speaker 1: this all too well. They have lined up against me
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  Speaker 1: in numbers. But guess what, they can't do nothing to me.
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  Speaker 1: God don't a lie. And even if you do do it,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't mean it has the effect of the desired
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  Speaker 1: effect on me that you wanted to. And so that's
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  Speaker 1: the same thing with you. Because of this relationship with God,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to be in and react to every
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  Speaker 1: time somebody don't like a picture or make a bad
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  Speaker 1: comment or put a false falsehood out there about you.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to react to all of that because
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  Speaker 1: you have peace in a relationship with God. You got
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  Speaker 1: to form this relationship, y'all. You have to. It's imperative
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: to who you are. Any thing about formally relationship. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to clear with nobody, but you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to even tell nobody you're doing it. You can show
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  Speaker 1: them a different you. You don't have to make an admission.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to God every day, trying to become a
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  Speaker 1: better person. You ain't gotta tell nobody that. Just do it.
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  Speaker 1: Just do it. That's all you've got to do. All right,
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  Speaker 1: those are my closing remarks. All right, drop it, it's
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