8:45 Idiotology April 22, 2026: Look at those eyebrows!!
Satanist student wins religious accomodation from Colorado school district, Headline of the Week #3: Arson suspect arrives at police interview with singed eyebrows, Burglary suspects shoot up truck after mistaking Michael Myers mannequin for passenger
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