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NYE Resolutions, Sand and Soul Festival, National Poetry Day, Trump Statement, Comedy Roulette, Cyntoia Brown, IRS, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back.
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  Speaker 1: not doing me true good it Steve Hart to move
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  Speaker 1: joining me. You gotta turning. You gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water. Come come on your back
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  Speaker 1: at it. Uh huh. I show will good morning everybody
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the boys, Come on dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show, yoh man.
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  Speaker 1: God is in the blessing business all day every day.
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  Speaker 1: God got hundreds of millions of blessings that he passes
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  Speaker 1: out every day. All I want to do is be
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  Speaker 1: the recipient that I'm the recipient of what he has
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  Speaker 1: for me. That's all I want. I just want God's
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  Speaker 1: favor and I go. I want God's blessings. You know,
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  Speaker 1: of course I need his mercy and his grace, but
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  Speaker 1: I just want his blessings and his favor. I want.
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  Speaker 1: I want that in my life because it does things
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  Speaker 1: for me that I'm absolutely incapable of doing for myself.
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  Speaker 1: And I've been a recipient of many of those, and
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  Speaker 1: you can be the recipient of them too. You already are, really, really,
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  Speaker 1: you already are. If you're getting up every morning, that's
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  Speaker 1: a blessing. If you're getting one day closer to anything
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to accomplish, that's a blessing. But now let
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  Speaker 1: me talk to you about this part right here, folks,
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  Speaker 1: because this is the part that messages people up a
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  Speaker 1: great deal. What happens when you get off track? What
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  Speaker 1: is that? What does that mean? When you get off track? See,
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  Speaker 1: I've been off track. I can't tell you how many times,
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  Speaker 1: and it happens in so many aspects of your life.
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  Speaker 1: But what is it that makes getting off track so
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  Speaker 1: debilitating to some people? You know, there are some people
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  Speaker 1: who want stay off track, They off course, they off
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  Speaker 1: the dream, they own to something else. And you cannot
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  Speaker 1: allow the fact that you've gotten off track to stop.
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  Speaker 1: You can't tell you something. Everybody gets off tracked. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: does a diet exactly, meal per meal, calorie by calorie exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody makes mistakes. But somehow, that are people who have
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  Speaker 1: made a success of themselves that are people who are
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  Speaker 1: living their life's dreams. That are people who lose weight
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  Speaker 1: in spite of getting off track. See what happens when
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  Speaker 1: you get off track. Here's the simple thing to do.
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  Speaker 1: The simple thing is just to get back on track.
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  Speaker 1: Now that that's but that's easier said than done, ain't it,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Yeah, Because see people, when you get off track.
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  Speaker 1: Here's some of the things that happen. See you get
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  Speaker 1: the here come to they sayers, some of them from
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  Speaker 1: the outside, some of them internally. Here's what gets said
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  Speaker 1: when you get off track. See I told you, I
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  Speaker 1: told you. You know you. You start hearing that it's
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  Speaker 1: not for you. Okay, this is all just because you
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  Speaker 1: got off track. It's not for you. Okay. Here's another one.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't meant to be. You can hear it all
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  Speaker 1: you could said, Well, I guess it's just not meant
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  Speaker 1: to be. These are all things that people say to
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  Speaker 1: themselves once they get off track. You can't do it, well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't guess I can do it. Here's another one.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you said that you was gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was show hoping I could have made it.
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  Speaker 1: It comes external or internal. But these are just some
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  Speaker 1: of the things. It's that I thought you said you
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  Speaker 1: was gonna lose weight. Well, you know I had tried
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  Speaker 1: to lose some weight. I'm just going down the list
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  Speaker 1: of some of the things that goes through a person's
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  Speaker 1: mind when they get off track. But let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you a question, though, Who made the rule that when
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  Speaker 1: you get off track you can't get back on? Who
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  Speaker 1: made that rule? Where has that written that once you
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  Speaker 1: get off track you can't get back on? See, because
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something, folks, there's no such rule.
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  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, it's quite the opposite. See,
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  Speaker 1: everybody in pursuit of a dream, a goal, and aspiration
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  Speaker 1: or a mission, it's going to get off track. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you're going to get derailed. They are going to be
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  Speaker 1: days where you're not going to get it right. That
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  Speaker 1: are going to be days where you feel like giving up.
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  Speaker 1: There's going to be days when you're just gonna flat
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  Speaker 1: out get it wrong. That's the journey. But let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. Everything successful person that I know ever met,
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  Speaker 1: talked to, set out and chopped it up with have
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  Speaker 1: shared one thing in common. We all get off track.
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  Speaker 1: We all get it wrong along the way. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care who the person is. The president got it wrong
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  Speaker 1: along the way. Your pastor got it wrong along the way. Qui, director,
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  Speaker 1: QUI got it wrong along the way. The principle at
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  Speaker 1: your school got it wrong along the way. The valor
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  Speaker 1: victoria of your class got it wrong along the way.
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  Speaker 1: The star of the team got it wrong along the way.
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  Speaker 1: They've all been off track. Your boss down at your job,
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  Speaker 1: he got it wrong along the way. Your immediate supervisor
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  Speaker 1: got it wrong along the way. Everybody I know that
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  Speaker 1: has any measure of success in every level that you
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  Speaker 1: call success, however you want to label it, has gotten
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  Speaker 1: off track. As a matter of fact, it's impossible. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me, it is impossible not to get off track
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  Speaker 1: in pursuit of your dreams, goals, visions, aspirations. It is impossible.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you let nobody tell you that they got through
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  Speaker 1: life unscathed, that they made it because they was just
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  Speaker 1: so determined and I would let nothing turn me back. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you might not have let nothing turn you back because
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  Speaker 1: you hear all but you thought about it. Oh, you
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  Speaker 1: thought about it on days when you was off track.
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  Speaker 1: But see, people don't like to tell the whole story.
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  Speaker 1: They just want you to think as much as you
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  Speaker 1: can about them. So when they tell you that story,
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  Speaker 1: they leave out the stuff along the way. It was
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  Speaker 1: just hard work and determination that got me here. No
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't, No, it wasn't. It was the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you got off track and the grace and mercy of
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  Speaker 1: God allowed you to get back on. His forgiveness allowed
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  Speaker 1: you to get back on because you would not believe
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  Speaker 1: what some of the people have done. So when you
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  Speaker 1: get off track, don't allow the naysayers outside and the
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  Speaker 1: big naysayer inside, because let me tell you something, the
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  Speaker 1: biggest naysayer of them all comes from inside. See, it
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  Speaker 1: don't matter what other people say out there. It takes
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  Speaker 1: some time for you to learn this. And I understand
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  Speaker 1: because it took me some time to learn it. See.
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of naysayers out there, but I
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  Speaker 1: ain't operating for them, operating function for the ones that
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  Speaker 1: love me, for the ones that get me, for the
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  Speaker 1: ones that understand what I'm really trying to do. And
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  Speaker 1: so don't you be the one that doesn't allow yourself
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  Speaker 1: to get back on track when you get off track, Because,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, who made the rule up that you
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  Speaker 1: can't get back on track. There's no such rule out there.
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  Speaker 1: Stop stopping yourself from getting it right. So what you
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  Speaker 1: started to diet at the beginning of the year, and
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  Speaker 1: you already off start another one, start over, try it again,
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  Speaker 1: don't ever stop trying. If you stop trying, you can't
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  Speaker 1: make it. But if you never give up the effort,
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  Speaker 1: if you never give up and say it's over, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't over. You heard the saying it ain't over, to
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  Speaker 1: the fat ladies, saying I never invite her. She's not invited.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't over, to the fat ladies saying I don't
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  Speaker 1: know where the fat ladies stay. I have not sent
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  Speaker 1: her an invitation to none of my events. She's not
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  Speaker 1: welcome here. She didn't ask me a couple of times.
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  Speaker 1: How come I never get invited? Because you're gonna start
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  Speaker 1: saying it, and I ain't got time for that. All right,
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  Speaker 1: stop inviting the fat lady to all your events. You're listening,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, May I have your undivided attention. This
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  Speaker 1: is the year two thousand nineteen. This is the beginning
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  Speaker 1: of the future that we've all so gladly anticipated and
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  Speaker 1: awaited us arrival and praised me to God we are
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  Speaker 1: all here. Now that we are here, in the words
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  Speaker 1: of a great songwriter, now that we found love, what
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  Speaker 1: are we gonna do with thieves? That simply means, now
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  Speaker 1: that is hell? What is we gonna do with it?
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  Speaker 1: Let the church say man a man again. Yes, now
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  Speaker 1: that we find love, what in the world is we
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  Speaker 1: gonna do with it? Say it again, pastor say it again.
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  Speaker 1: I say, now that we found little Yeah, what in
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  Speaker 1: the world is we gonna do with it? I'm break
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  Speaker 1: it down, past, to break it down. When you've been
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  Speaker 1: devoid of lout for yeahs mate, all right, let's sake,
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  Speaker 1: say maybe even a decade. When it comes up and
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  Speaker 1: pops up, yes, right, stumbles up in front you, Come
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  Speaker 1: on here, boy, trick it down on you, all right?
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  Speaker 1: All potential manner from him? Come on away from here
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  Speaker 1: with that? What or when it show up in front
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  Speaker 1: of you where you can see it? Yeah, shut up,
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  Speaker 1: just shut your mouth. Question becomes what is you gonna
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  Speaker 1: do with it? You is stupid with it? You stupid
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  Speaker 1: with it? Yes? Yes, yes, you can be stupid with
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  Speaker 1: that's right. That's right. You can get you can get
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  Speaker 1: goofy with, you can get you can get jigger with it.
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  Speaker 1: You can get you start feeling so kind of way
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  Speaker 1: about it, ignorant with it, younant with it? You want
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  Speaker 1: you wanna put your mouth phone? You want to you
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  Speaker 1: you you want to tangle it? Ain't get a little
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  Speaker 1: put on it? Why did we found little? That is
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  Speaker 1: the theme of this morning show? All right? Yes, what
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  Speaker 1: is you gonna do with it? What are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: All right? What I'm gonna when I find a little?
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  Speaker 1: Almost break that day, almost show that thing what I'm
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  Speaker 1: working And as we go to commercial break at the anphysisis, oh,
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  Speaker 1: Shirley and car a anphysisis that means pissed off? Miss
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  Speaker 1: They're going to debate on what they're gonna do with
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  Speaker 1: it once they find it. I live back with more
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  Speaker 1: of this show Wanted or Nothing two thousand nineteen. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening? All right, guys. So it's Tuesday now,
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  Speaker 1: January eighth. Um, let's talk about New Year's resolutions. I
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  Speaker 1: know you mentioned something about yours yesterday, Steve in your
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks, and it's day eight of the new year.
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  Speaker 1: So are you guys sticking to your resolutions? Did you
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  Speaker 1: guys even make resolutions? I'm sticking right to you. Nothing result.
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  Speaker 1: Keeping my word. Timing is everything. Yeah, I'm doing what
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing, what I'll do. But Steve, you did mention yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I'll remind you you said that you don't necessarily wait
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  Speaker 1: till the beginning of the new year to do what
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  Speaker 1: you say you're gonna do, you say on Christmas Day.
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  Speaker 1: But now I have some goals for two thousand nineteen.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. And I have two major goals and
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  Speaker 1: both of them are believe a healthy lady. Okay, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's first one. This year. I am going to get
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  Speaker 1: my weight to two twenty to twenty Okay, Okay, that's good. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I'm forty right now. Okay, I'm two forty
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  Speaker 1: right now. I need to drop ten yeah, okay, I
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  Speaker 1: need to drop twenty. Okay. This is the one that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna throw everybody into something. But I gotta put some
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  Speaker 1: pressure on myself. I'm down to twelve cigars this year,
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  Speaker 1: one a mom and a month. Ye really, and that's
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  Speaker 1: from from what did you used to do a month day?
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  Speaker 1: Well that's a big change. That's a huge change. That's
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  Speaker 1: a big difference one a month to Yeah, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do one. I'm trying to get it down right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm down to one a week. Okay, I'm trying to doctor.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, just Steve. Yeah, but you know, just just me, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just you know what really did it? Man? Julian
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  Speaker 1: Michaels was on my television show and she was on
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  Speaker 1: the ladies panel and we were just you had a
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  Speaker 1: train of Julian Michaels, and she was so mad at me.
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  Speaker 1: She said, I said, yeah, I smoked cigars. You smoked cigars.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, how many cigars you smoke? I
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  Speaker 1: said probably three a week before week. Oh my god, No, no, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I can't. No, You're too important. She talked to me
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  Speaker 1: so crazy your show. That her daughter. When I invited
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  Speaker 1: her back on the show to be on the female
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  Speaker 1: panel again, her daughter said, Mommy, is mister Harvey mad
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  Speaker 1: at you? And so she was very timid backstage. And
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  Speaker 1: I go backstage and say hello to the ladies before
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  Speaker 1: we started the panel, and she was gonna, I'm really
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  Speaker 1: sorry about the other time I was yelling, and I went, nah, man,
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  Speaker 1: she affected me, she really did, so I'm gonna to
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  Speaker 1: do that. Why. Yeah, you know, she said, you can
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  Speaker 1: get cast of the mouth stuff like that. But you
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  Speaker 1: know I'm not, so you're not. Don't Okay, So you're
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  Speaker 1: cutting back one on you got a birthday, Well that's
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  Speaker 1: probably be the one this morning. I haven't had a
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  Speaker 1: cigar so far, but I had a one cigar last week,
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  Speaker 1: but I haven't had a cigar this week. It seems
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  Speaker 1: like if you cut back that much you'll probably eventually
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  Speaker 1: give them up. You just want to do. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do what you already got. You're not helping at this point,
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  Speaker 1: Junior D. Cigar could last me the rest of my life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out I need to start putting
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  Speaker 1: my Here's the hard part. I don't know what I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna do to replace said because let me let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. Cigar smoking offers me such a relaxation
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  Speaker 1: and a moment of enjoyment. You know, I don't I
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  Speaker 1: don't drink, So you know I can't cut that out
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  Speaker 1: because I don't drink. You don't want to eat over eat,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to don't want to pick me up,
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  Speaker 1: nothing else. Yeah, but I want to do something? But
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  Speaker 1: what can I do? Man? That's what I need? Suggestions? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I went to sex. I did. I mean, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if that I'll help you, but it relieves me
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  Speaker 1: right about that. But you know, I hate with everything
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  Speaker 1: community and everybody else. I'm can I ask y'all the question, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: why does sex? Why does it after you get married?
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  Speaker 1: Why does it? Like a careful like? How do I
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  Speaker 1: say this else? The drug store with his father one time,
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  Speaker 1: I had time for this. Ye A little boar was
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  Speaker 1: in the drug store with his father one time, and
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  Speaker 1: they was in the Aisland. He happened to be standing
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  Speaker 1: in front of condoms and he saw a box of
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  Speaker 1: condoms that was a three pack, and he said, Dad,
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  Speaker 1: what are these right here? He said, well, son, that's
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  Speaker 1: for college students. That's you know, about to have a
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  Speaker 1: great weekend, a wonderful night after a weekend. That's what
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  Speaker 1: that's for. He said, okay, Dad. Then he said, well Dad,
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  Speaker 1: what is this box right here for? And it had
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  Speaker 1: six of them in there. He said, well son, that's
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  Speaker 1: for a high school student that you know, might have
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  Speaker 1: some luck come his way, you know, this month. He said, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So he saw a Twilve pack there you go, and
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  Speaker 1: he said, Dad, what is that for? He said, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's the twilve pack. He said, that's the married man.
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  Speaker 1: So that's that's one for every month. See that's the
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  Speaker 1: problem I got right there. They're gonna laugh more. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: coming up it is the nephew would run that prank back? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got a good one that you think. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: back at forty four after the hour, right after this
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: National News with miss Anne with the latest on the
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  Speaker 1: government shutdown. Right now, nephews here, it's time to run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back. Trumper casket, trumper cast. Let me look
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  Speaker 1: around the room when he well, I need confirmation from somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Triple cast, run that triple cast. Jens Mortuary. This is
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  Speaker 1: Calvin Man. Help you are you can? How you doing?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Brandon Man or Brandon Giles. Um, I'm calling.
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  Speaker 1: We've got somebody that has passed actually three people we
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  Speaker 1: passed away. I thank you for that man. It was
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  Speaker 1: kind of expected, so you know, it wasn't something that
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  Speaker 1: caught us off guard. But you know, but all in all,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we're still grieving about losing our loved ones.
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  Speaker 1: But but I wanted to give you all a call.
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  Speaker 1: We're trying to um pick a particular funeral home on
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  Speaker 1: who we want to um take care of. Yes, yes, sir, yes, sir, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I can definitely help you with that. And once again
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  Speaker 1: I just want to to you know, just let you
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  Speaker 1: know that we can pretty much do the whole game,
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  Speaker 1: that we can make sure that your need to take
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  Speaker 1: and from you know, from from now on, UM we're
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  Speaker 1: here for you showing to get that out. What is
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  Speaker 1: your main need? Uh? You said three people? Sir? Yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to bring attention to you. Do you guys
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  Speaker 1: customize caskets? Yes, we do, goal plating, uh, engraving. We
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  Speaker 1: even have a new thing where we can put the
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  Speaker 1: picture of the person on the outside like a semi
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  Speaker 1: gloss coating A couple of options. Yeah, I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't need that all. No goal or nothing like that. Listen, listen,
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  Speaker 1: what I want to do. Is it any way that
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  Speaker 1: you could maybe uh customize a casket that can accommodate
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  Speaker 1: three people? Um? Uh? Yes, like we we can. We
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  Speaker 1: can customize each individual casket for each individual. No, no, no, Calvin,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to ask. What I'm saying is if
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  Speaker 1: I want to like like I like I said, my
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  Speaker 1: could they was all close. You know, I don't have
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  Speaker 1: a problem with all three of them being in the
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: same casket. I get you, um uh, you know, to
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: my knowledge is as far as I've been in this business,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I've never uh, I'm not really sure we can actually
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: do that. I mean, I mean, I mean, but what's
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: the problem if we can get them all in there, sir?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's a I don't even think if,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: for one, it's legal in this state or any state,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: three people in one casket, um, and ethics wise, I uh,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: that's not really something that how can I say that
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: we actually you know, but if you customizing a casket, Calvin,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: then you ought to be able to put as many
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: people in there, if you make it deep enough and
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: wide enough. I ought to be able to get three
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: people in there, right. Well, the customization is the outer
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: side of the casket. And maybe you know, some people
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: even put TV screens on the inside or some of
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: their their their loved ones, memorable mementos. We customize it
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: for that, you know. Colorwise, So what about when when
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: is a person real big h you know, a heavy
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: said person you know, you gotta have a casket that
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: can accommodate them, right, yes, But okay, so so you
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: ought to be able to put you ought to be
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: able to put three people in one casket if they
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: can fit. If you put two one way in one
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: the other other way, then you ought to be to
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: have all three of them in there at one time. Um,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: is there anybody else around you and your family that
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: can help talk with me about this? I'm talking right now.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate my cousins
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: and get them straight. And I'm asking you can we
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: get them in a casket, that one casket that can
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: accommodate three people If you put two pillars on one
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: in one pill that's not something we're really that ain't
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: just used to doing calb But I'm calling you telling
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: you that's the way I want this customize. Man, all right, brother, look, brother, brother,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: just just chill out with customs, all right. So we're
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: trying to get three people. I have a standard plan,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: it'll be a low end standard plan for three individual caskets.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: We ain't gotta we all have enough money for three
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: individual caskets. I keep telling you that we got room
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: for one casket. We just need to big enough, man,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: so you could get everybody in there. Close the dope.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not. I don't want to go
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you, sir. I know this is
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: a time then go. You ain't got to go back
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: and forth with me. Build us to our knees so
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I can bear my family. It's I don't really know
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: what to tell you, sir, but I'm just really trying
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: to help. I'm trying to Won't you tell me you're
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: gonna get three people in the casket looking good? Cannot
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: do that? You hauling that? Man, I'm the one going
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: through bereathing. I understand that, but you are, you're you're
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: you're using foul language. It's we can't do it, brother,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: you hear me not. That's no hold on my cousin.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Them said they wanted to use no, sir, No we can't. Okay, Look, look,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: may man, y'all gonna bury these three people, and you're
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: gonna put all three of them in the same damn
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: casking man. Two two on one, one on one end
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: and one on the other. One. Man, sir, if you're drinking,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: just ain't nobody. Let me tell you something, man, Let
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: me say this to you. Your name Calvin, right, yes,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: yes it is. Okay, so Calvin, Calvin, let me say
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: this to you. Either y'all gonna bury my cousin is
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: the way I want it, or Calvin, you're gonna get
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: your who you're talking to. That's what's going now. Now, No, now,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: that's it, right there, sir. I've been trying to be
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: as professional as I can. This whole conversation. It's as
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: crazy as it is. But now it ain't nothing crazy
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: about No, no, no, no no, no, told you I want
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: you to bury my cousin. Come on down here. I
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: got some place to put your body and your cousin's body.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: How about that? Huh yeah? Because you know you don't
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: You don't sound too damn confident. You don't sound too confident, Calvin.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: right now, this ain't the police, and I'm not the
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: one you will be in the ground messing with us.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Matter fact. If you come here, I'm gonna you up.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: How about that? Okay, Calvin? Okay, Calvin, let me tell
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: you something, Calvin, me and Tommy gonna be down there
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: to day. Then I'm bringing Tommy with me. Who it's Tommy? Huh.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Baby,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: you just got prank Calvin. Yeo, y'all have me ready
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: to whip everybody. Tell y'all, I just want to love
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: you up to Reginald that. Yes, I'm gonna ima Reggie.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: You bet watch what you drink? You bet watch me.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I'm on your to revenge. N Hey, cal forgive me
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: this man. What's the baddest and I mean the baddest
• 29:07
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• 29:10
  Speaker 1: but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all. Y'all got got me?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Got me feeling me? Anybody feeling you know I am
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: anybody feeling I'm not feeling, trust me. It's some people
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: right now. We're sa could have a trip cast. Yeah,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: okay each other. I like that too. Tommy hidden shelter
• 29:36
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• 29:38
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  Speaker 1: man who was running away from him last July was
• 34:32
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  Speaker 1: running away, not towards officer Andrew Dalkey, and judge says
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  Speaker 1: that Ducky had no reason to shoot him. So he says,
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  Speaker 1: Deulkey's criminal homicide case, we'll be going to a grand jury.
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  Speaker 1: Any person in Davidson Canda who shoots someone who is
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  Speaker 1: running away from them, shoots them in the back end,
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  Speaker 1: Delky was looking for stolen cars, but that to checking
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  Speaker 1: That officer Delke tried to make an arrest anyway, and
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  Speaker 1: dash cam video shows Delke shooting Hamburg twice in the
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  Speaker 1: for his life. The Governor Tennessee, Bill hasselm Is, granted
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  Speaker 1: young African American woman whose case you may have heard
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• 35:53
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• 35:58
  Speaker 1: congressional impass over the boy wall now in its third week.
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  Speaker 1: to show Well, today is National Poetry Day. I know
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: you guys didn't know that, but you know who does
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  Speaker 1: know that a resident poet, the one and only Junior
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  Speaker 1: Junior is here to get some I got two poems
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  Speaker 1: for you today. But listen, can we get the lights on?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Anybody doing? I just won't then the lights because poetry
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  Speaker 1: is employant. That is a group of angry people. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't do this all the time. I'm one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Du poet. Got one for your head? Is this? I
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  Speaker 1: wrote this? Now you ain't got snapped? Just this? Here
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  Speaker 1: we go angry today. It's National Poetry Day, so I
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  Speaker 1: have a little ride. I'd like to whip it out
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  Speaker 1: and read it. It won't take up much time. Words
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  Speaker 1: are put upon this earth for understanding and communication. So
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: go out and celebrate poem Day here across this great nation. PS.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot rhyme the word on. You can't. The word
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  Speaker 1: on is unrivable, unable? Do you have anything go with it?
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  Speaker 1: You know why didn't you use another word? I just
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  Speaker 1: had to let y'all know that that we don't never
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  Speaker 1: use the word on because it's unrivable. Yea, he wrote,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: he wrote this. Now here we go my last selection. OK,
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  Speaker 1: I just rhyme the word on word. Somebody said they
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  Speaker 1: was going to the stove. Somebody was going to buy on.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody said, well if you going down there, didn't hear
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  Speaker 1: everybody going stupid. That's the way he said. Okay, it
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  Speaker 1: was close going. He is the last one for y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Ask the poetry day, Ask yourself. What is a poem
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: but mere words that people stop and listen to read
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  Speaker 1: in a book? No, no, no, no. Yet we are
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: too busy today to listen to the poem that others say.
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  Speaker 1: So remember, if a strange man a woman comes up
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  Speaker 1: to you with poem, take time to listen, and remember again,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: you cannot rhyme the word on what you're not doing?
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  Speaker 1: No more day, I killed this? What you again? What
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: was the last poem? Again? One more time? I'm still
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: try It was a poem time. The line was you
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: cannot rhyme the word old. I told you the first
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: and bet don't in a second. This boy's created no
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty four after the hour, we're gonna
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: talk about mister Donald Trump. Right after this, you're listening
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: to show in political news, the President will address the
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: nation tonight in its primetime speech on border security that
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: goes down at nine pm Eastern eight Central, and the
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: President also has plans on visiting the US Mexico border
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: on Thursday. As we all know, mister Trump has shut
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: down the government because of the lack of funding for
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: his wall. The White House is asking for five point
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  Speaker 1: seven billion, that is billion with a B for a
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: steel barrier and Steve listen to this now. This is
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: according to ms NBC. The president also wants four point
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: two billion to support a capacity of fifty two thousand
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: detention beds, five hundred and sixty three million dollars for
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: seventy five immigration judges, and two hundred and eleven million
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: dollars to hire seven hundred and fifty more border patrol agents.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Five hundred and seventy one million dollars for law enforcement
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: officers in US communities to fight gang violence, smuggling, and trafficking,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: eight hundred million dollars for humanitarian needs and that includes
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: medical care for detainees, and six hundred and seventy five
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: million to improve technology for inspecting vehicles coming through border
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: checkpoints for contraband what no money, what money coming from?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: What was that total though? Ship? Oh I don't know,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't add it up. Five billion four This is
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: an addition to the five billion. Oh no, no, no, no no, no.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: See what they want to do is they'll give him
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: the money for all of that they will, because they've
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: already agreed to do one point some bill, you know,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: two billions for security. They've already come to that. And like,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: you know, I agree, you should have more border patrol officers.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: You know, you should have you know, more judges so
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: you can speed the process herself, if that's what it's for.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: You know, I agree with that, you know, if you
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: want to do that, that's border security. If but you
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: can't get that, And no, damn wall, ain't nobody fit
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: to be on the wall, because then you still got
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: the same problem. And there's a study out that says
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: all the wall gonna do is make it far. They
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: seven seconds harder to get in here. Seven seconds. That's
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: about how long it's gonna take it the average person
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: to clear that damn wall. Yeah, and plus they still
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: have tunnels. They're gonna run a dog on ladder over there,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: ladder old vault airplane. How about your airplane? Yeah, a
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: flight and yeah, but all that money Stevens, in addition
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: to the five point seven bills in a hard apple loon,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: can't you get over? How about you just get out
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: of California walk around. So he's gonna do a speech
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: tonight to try to explain, you know, the American people
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: that he shut down the government for this. I'm assuming
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: he's gonna try and break it down and make it
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: all make sense as to why he needs all this
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: money and stuff. You know, but what about these cavin
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: of Mexico. They told you before they weren't paying for
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: that walk. Yeah, we'll go back to him again. See
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: if down me. No, because he wants to blame the Democrats.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Now why why do that when you can blame the
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Democrat this guy as a president. Man, this this is
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: a disaster for this nation, for people not to even
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: admit to that. You know what, let me tell you
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: what to watch for in this speech tonight. Okay, he's
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: gonna make all these repeated statements, and them damn Republicans
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: gonna stand up an applause. Oh yeah, no matter what,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: even when they know what he's saying is a lie
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: or cannot happen. And the Democrats gonna be sitting over
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: there with they sitting on their hands. Man. Well, I
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: think what this speech is tonight, Steves from the Oval Office.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I think what you're talking about is the state of
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: the years, which will be in a few weeks. Yeah,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: but he'll probably repeat the same thing and have that
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: same method and logic. That's stupidity. That's it's just stupidity
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: to shut down the government. Nancy Pelosi said, they're not
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: giving him. But but you don't know me. No, you
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: ain't getting day. And he's trying to blame it on
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: the shut down on the Democrats because they won't fund it.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: He ain't get none. Pair of Nancy. You do notice though, No,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: she don't look like she's gonna give him a day,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: get none? All right? Uh, we're moving on. Up next
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: to it is the nephew with the prank phone call
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: for today. You ain't gotta build a wall around as
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: him right now? You see that down all right? Coming
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: up right after this you're listening to, coming up at
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. Uh, this is a subject for today.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Am I trifling and ungrateful? M Probably? Are you got
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: to ask? Yes? If you ask, am I trifling and ungrateful?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Then you are? Are you close to it? Let's let's
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: let's hear the letter and find out. No, I'm gonna
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: going with one. I just say, all right, all right,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: we'll see again the subject of my strawberry letter for today?
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Am I trifling and ungrateful? Steve says, yes, all right,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What you
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: got for his nef? This is for you? Know what, Shirley?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: This is for you? Huh, Carla? Why don't get into
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: the pri Mississippi, Monica neighborhood watch neighborhood what? Okay? That
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: sounds good? All right? Right, yeah, what not? Let run
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: it though. Hello, I'm trying to reach Johnny. Yeah, it's Johnny. Okay,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: you're the one that'll be doing the neighborhood watching. You'll
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watch? Is that you?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Who's this? It's this Johnny? Who is this man? This
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: is PJ? Answer my question? Are you Johnny? On your roads?
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: On your road? I'm Johnny? And I do the neighborhood watch?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Who was the damn PJ? I'm oh man, don't call
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: my phone, y'all at me? Charging me up? Hey man,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: only a few streets over from you. Okay, and you're
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: supposed to be the neighborhood watchman, but that ain't what
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: you're doing now. I didn't caught you looking in the
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: window at my wife. When I came outside, you was
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: halfway down the street, you and your damn dog. So
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: you ain't watching the neighborhood. You're looking trying to see
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: something in the window. That's what you're doing. I'm picking something. Please,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I don't look. Man. I do my job. Man, I
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: do my name, I do my job, do the neighborhood. Watch,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I make sure people ain't bringing no body houses. I
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: gotta white. What the hell I want to look at
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: somebody else's wife. I got a pizza at home. I
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: do want you need to stay over looking people do
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: looking through people wonder. Man, you're supposed to be watching
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: a neighborhood, not watching my wife. When you say you
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: live again because we went, I live too strict. You
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna tell you what though, I'll tell
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: you what. Let's damn pepa Tom. I'm gonna show you
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: what a damn pezpa Tom is. No, I'm gonna show
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: you what. No, I'm gonna start looking through your window
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: looking at your wife. See on you but nothing pete,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: mister John, but but bringing your over here. I want
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: you to look. I want you to look at my
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: damn window. Who the hell is this? I ain't got
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: time for this. Man. I got a job, I got
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: a mortgage, I got kids. I ain't got time for this. Man.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Don't look at a job, man, don't don't find a job.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I got a head job, I gotta job. But when
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I'm at work, you got a job. Yeah, you got
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: a job. Crying like a damn talking about somebody looking
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: at your Why don't body look at your damn white man?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Got a job. But when I'm at I'm wondering if
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: you're back of the looking through the window at my wife.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Please come to my damn house. Please, I'm coming later
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: than the white to look through the window. And fine,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Remember the hell are you talking about? Calling me? Tell
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: about people and it's just damn white. You know, body comes,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: that's what you're doing. Man, No wife, you'll probably ain't
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: got no wife. You're probably near to him, damn midget
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: or something you're talking about? Man, tell about people at
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: your wife? Got the water? Wife? And you wasn wonder
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: and I'm William, I'm watching the neighborhood. But that ain't
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: work I'm doing. I gotta say come over here now,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: sas you a round the neighborhood. You three streets whatever,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: how many streets whatever? You are for me? Come night now.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I'm stand outside with my dog pushing on your I
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: want you to come by. What I'm coming later the
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: night was who but that shower the same way you
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: were looking through my one? Please just come by, don't wait,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: just come by now, please that way with I don't
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: talk about right now, but I'm playing somebody with you.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: You won't work. I'm getting ready to slow down so
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I could get ready and ten of my business man,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to gold work again the day. Man,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about? Bro? I got
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: two damn jobs. I got a job to m during
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: the day and at night, and in between I do
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood watch. I'm doing your service. I'm helping your
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: lazy you stop. You're watching people looking to see if
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: they're looking at your damn watch. Why don't you get
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: you a second job or something? Man? Worn't you google?
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Why don't you look at muster dot com or something?
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: What the hell is wrong with you calling me min?
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: I'm peeping at your damn whitch man. Don't you ever
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: call me when? No the who the hell is this anyway. Yeah,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: who the hell is this? Because I'm got some for you.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Who is it to tell you who it is? This
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. You
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: just got franked by your wife Trisha and ain't want baby.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: They ain't right baby, John, ain't baby. That ain't right.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Then you got me man, because I said, ain't nobody
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: gonna get me on? No, Frank Man, I don't fame
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: that man. You damn frank Your wife told me you
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: do the neighborhood. What oh man? She said you do
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood. You walk, you know, because what you gotta
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: rod will. Yeah, that's why I use nigga. I want
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: to be safe. They just can't something happening. I just
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: stick my rock fell on that. And you got me
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: bad that You you got me bad man, You're good.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I'm good. Bang. I'm gonna get her though. All right.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, though, what else the baddest
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: and I'm talking about the baddest ray to your show
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: in the land made the Steve Harvest Show. I just
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: want to know it's my twenty nineteen stupid starting now right.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I just I have to jump start twenty nineteen the
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: right White, No you did. Why would you jump start
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: something that was in full blast if you don't think
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: it's next level, Steve, you don't think it's next the
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: top when it comes to stupid. He in the top
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: of his game. President and CEO, you did get Thank you, sir.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Tampa Baby, Tampa Flaw. That's the first city on deck
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: for the nephew. It is January twenty four through the
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: twenty six. I will be at the improv in Tampa Flaw.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: That's old stomping ground right there this year. Yeah, I'm
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: gonna make it my duty to walk out on one
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: of your shows. Oh Steven, do this to me, man,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: don't make me tell up like this wash shut it down,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: don't make me tell up like the boy. I don't
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: lie you to come out that New Year's Eve and
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: saw your boy growing into a king right there with
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: d L and saying if you have seen me, I
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: was actually in your slot. Yeah, he was in his
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: slot hosted. Yeah, I was there. I was trying to
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: figure out how was that. I'm like, too far, Tommy,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: ste I don't know if they told you, maybe saying
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: the DL ain't called you, but I'm I'm the new king.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: No they Tommy, no, no, no, no, you don't want
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: me to have hit leave. They wouldn't call me. Honey,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: you're good. I was there, Steve. No, I heard he
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: was good. He was good, Steve. Did you hear they
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: putting my name old your name and in the dressing room?
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Did you did you? No? I heard you thought it
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: was old? You know that? But but sid hey, hey, hey,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: what the hell to see pil No no, no, no,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: j But but she gonna pilp Pope team me on
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: my tickets though, no, hold on hold difference. She did
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: you sip pop tea? But that would be great if
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: you did that. I would love to see big dog
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: coming out. I want to do it too, because I
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: want you to come light it up. Come on, have
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: some fun, man, come get this mic one motag No,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I just walk out. Oh you're gonna gonna walk out there.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: If you want to practice you walk out. You can
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: always do that. That ain't long enough. Walk out, come
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: on out and walk out, whatever you call it, do it.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Just don't let any tacos. All right, Thank you, neview,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Up next it is a strawberry letter.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Subject am I trifling or just ungrateful. Steve says, yes,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: we'll be back right after this. You're listening to the
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: stew All right, it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: If you need advice on relationships, on dating, on work,
• 54:32
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• 54:39
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• 54:50
  Speaker 1: You take your phone out. He's calling me. I know,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I got I'm struggling this morning. I am man, I
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: am struggling, all right, but anyway, yeah, so click submit
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Strubbery letter. If you want to send us a letter,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: please and that goes for you, Mississippi. That goes for you,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: jaton O Hire to Brand New Affairs. Yeah, get in
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: the game, baby, all right, Jay, get in the game.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Because Alabama wasn't in the game last night. They were
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: not in the game. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Well Roll
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: did sorry? Got all that stuff home on the plane.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: That's even worse. What Jake, what you say Alabama get
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: don't wear that, don't what they was in California and
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: get your califorma shot. That's two stops, get your get
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: your laker chairs. Are you right there? Buggle up a
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: whole long time we got it is a strawberry rouletta.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. I'm gonna try to get
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: through this all right? Subject? Am I trifling or ungrateful?
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a forty two year old
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: single mother and I have two teenage children that live
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  Speaker 1: with me. At my age, I wanted to become a
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: homeowner and stop renting, so I started looking for an
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: affordable place to buy. My mom recently received a financial blessing,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: so she offered me to buy me a house. So
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: she offered to buy me a house. Hesitantly, I agreed.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I found a small, affordable home and my mother bought it.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I pay the mortgage, but the house is in my
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: mom's name, which is why I was hesitant to go
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: through with the deal. I should have followed my first mind,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: because since I have moved in, I have not had
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: any peace in my home. On several occasions, I came
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: home to find that my mother had put pictures on
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: the wall, put up curtains, and bought pieces of furniture
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: from my house. She is a thrifty shopper, so I
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: don't like any of the design choices she has made.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: One day, she dropped off ten vases and told me
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: she planned to keep fresh flowers in them and put
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: them throughout my house to liven it up. She comes
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: over every other day, and she stays overnight too. This
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: is unacceptable, so I had to tell her that enough
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: is enough. I asked her to please text or call
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: me before coming by. She made sure to remind me
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: that it's her house, that it's her house. She called
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: me an ungrateful heffay and said I was trifling for
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: not appreciating the way she's trying to help me to
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: decorate the house. I haven't talked to her, nor have
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I seen her in a week, so I guess it worked.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be at odds with my mom.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I'm very grateful for all she's done, but I need
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: her to respect my space. Am I wrong? Please? Help? No,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: you're not wrong. You are absolutely not wrong, especially you know,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: as long as you spoke to your mom in a
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: respectful way, and it sounds like you did. But boy,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: this is really a case for going with your first mind,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: for going with your gut here. This has got to
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: be in the top five of that. You know, you
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: knew it would be a problem though, which is why
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: you said you were hesitant in the first place. But
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: that down payment, your mama's money, was dangling in your face,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: so you went forward. The lesson for you here is,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: you know you should have got your name on the
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: house as well. You know, yeah, your mom paid the
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: down payment, but you could have put your name on
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: the deed surely after portrait. You could have done like
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: a quick claim um, you know, transaction, or just waited
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: until you came up with the money for your own house.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: You could have done that because you've been looking for
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: a while. You could have been a little more patient.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: I understand wanted to get the house though, and you
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: found one. It was right there, and your mom was there.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: But in the meantime, yes, your mom is out of order.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: When you know, when you give someone a gift, you
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: don't hover it over them, you know, and and and
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: invade their space like your mom's doing, constantly remind you
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: that it is her house. That's not right. I mean,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: she's throwing it up in your face every chance she gets. Furthermore,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: you're paying the mortgage you are, so it's it is
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: your house. I'm glad she's decided to remove her herself
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: from the situation and you could probably you know, a
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: little later on give it some time, call her and
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: you know, make your apologies, you guys, make up. She's
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: your mom. She's not going anywhere. But yeah, she's wrong
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: to do all of this. I mean, nice to help you,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: but wrong as far as this is concerned. Steve, Well,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: anytime y'all ready for me to make the clear fine
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: statement of this letter. Please stop me in the middle
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: of it and ask me at any time, Steve, do
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: you have a clear fine st eight man, and I'm
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: gonna make it. Let's start with the letter forty two
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: single mama, two teenage children. You know she always thought
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: that body and she'd be at home on the most
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: people do. That's a great goal in life, you know,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: be at home on and stop written. So you start
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: looking for an affordable place. Your mom ran into a
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: financial blessing. See now here we go. Let's start. This
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: is a financial blessing. All your problems started with what
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: you considered a blessing. See careful. Your mama came up
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: with a financial blessing. It's whatn't yours. It's wasn't them kids.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: It's what your dad is. It's what none of your siblings.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Your mama had a financial blessing, so she offered to
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: buy me a house. Hesitantly, I agreed. Why why would
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: you hesitively agree? But you found a small, affordable home
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: and my mother bought it. Your mama bought it. I
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: pay the mortgage, but the house is in my mama name. Now,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: if your mother was truly buying you the house, why
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: wouldn't she just give you the down payment and let
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: you own the house. That is because this was never
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: the intention. She just gonna let you stay there, right,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: which is why I was hesitant to go through the deal.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: I should have followed my first man. I have not
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: had any peace in my home. It's because it ain't choice. See,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: let's just gonna get to this right. On several occasions,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: I can't home find my mother had put pictures on
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: the walls and curtain and bought the place furniture in
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: her house, my house. That's cause it's her house. Hang on, Steve,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: we'll have part two of your responses anytime y'all want
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: to clear Fine, statement when we come back, just as
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you, We'll be back in twenty three
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: after the hour with today's Strawberry Letters? Subject, Am I
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: trifling or ungrateful? Right after this? You're listening, all right, Steve,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. The recap is simpleness. A
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: woman over here for the two got these kids. I
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: always wanted to own a house. Her mama ran into
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: a financial blessing, a gift from God, hallelujah. Yeah. Then
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: her mamma decided she'd help her daughter out by buying
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: her house. So she bought the house. Yeah, she paid
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: a mortgage, but it's in her mama's name, which is
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: why she was hesitating in the first place. Let's go
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: over what I said. I have not had any peace
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: in my home. Well that cause it ain't choice. On
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: several cases, I can't home find My mother put pigs
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: on wall to put up curtains, and bought piece of
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: furniture from my house. Excuse me her house. She's a
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: thrifty shopper, so I don't like any design choices she made.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: One day, she dropped off ten vasins, told me she
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: planned to keep fresh flowers in them and put them
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: throughout my house to living it up. She's gonna put
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: it in her house and they ain't gonna stay live.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have a bunch of dad and flowers. She
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: comes over. You want it anytime you want it? Can you?
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  Speaker 1: What's the clarifying statement? Can't let black people put their
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  Speaker 1: name on nothing? This is what this is all about.
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  Speaker 1: You can't let black people put their name on nothing
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  Speaker 1: and then try to act like they ain't got no
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  Speaker 1: safe something. Huh, that's the clarifying statement. I'll give it
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  Speaker 1: to you anytime you want it. Here's another one. She
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  Speaker 1: come over every day. She stays overnight too, because she
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  Speaker 1: and her house. This is unacceptable and unacceptable to who
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  Speaker 1: my name on you what you don't like it? So
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  Speaker 1: I had to tell that enough is enough. I asked
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  Speaker 1: her to please text to call me before coming back.
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  Speaker 1: Why I gotta call you to come back my house?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: She may show to remind me that it's her she
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: got she can't add with them. Huh. Can you make
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  Speaker 1: a clarifying statement? You can't let black people put their
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  Speaker 1: name on nothing, least nothing, not the least the mortgage.
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  Speaker 1: They can't co sign, No damn low. They can't rich
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  Speaker 1: you no damn car. You can't let the ass but
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  Speaker 1: man by you a car. They can't rent a car.
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  Speaker 1: They can't get your truck to move in. You ain't
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: packing all that stuff in the truck. I got the
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  Speaker 1: cad band description up. You can't get inverscription. You I
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  Speaker 1: need to it impels. You can't do nothing. You can't
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  Speaker 1: put that black people put their name on nothing. I've
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  Speaker 1: been been around black people my whole life. I'd be
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  Speaker 1: six or two years old in a minute. I've been
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  Speaker 1: black the whole time. All my relatives is black, every
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  Speaker 1: last one of them. You can't let them put their
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: damn name on nothing. She called me ungrateful health. For
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  Speaker 1: that's death the beginning. Now you are ungrateful health. You
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: are you wait till you get to the reunion and
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  Speaker 1: find out what your clans really is. You can't let
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: black people put their name on nothing. And you're not
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  Speaker 1: fitting to hear about it. You can't best to believe this,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: and and said I was trifling and for not appreciating
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  Speaker 1: the way she was trying to help me decorate the house.
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  Speaker 1: That nobody want all the old decorations in here, because Mama,
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  Speaker 1: you old got all these blue farm plates sitting up
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  Speaker 1: on top of the man of pieces, got that big
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  Speaker 1: giant wooden spooning fuck on the wall. Yes, yeah, coming
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: in here. I'm her and my daddy in here hammering
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: walnut paneling up on the wall. Mama, who, Mama, who
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: warded this shag cop? Why is it a break in
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: the corner? Breaking? Mama? Where you get that? That's a
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: TV stand, baby, for TV standing for the color TV
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  Speaker 1: to sit up. Mama wanted flash screen? You just flash screens.
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  Speaker 1: It is the devil has all that little stuff coming
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  Speaker 1: out of that flash screen. They ain't no, but that's safe.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get a picture too. It's what you need. Christians.
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  Speaker 1: Christians have picture too. I haven't talked to her, nor
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: have I seen her in a week. Well, hell, that's
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: lucky she coming back, though, you can belie I haven't
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: talked to her nor seen her in a week. Oh
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: she got she getting a lawyer? What chi getting a lawyer?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: When you come over there, you're gonna have fiction notices
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: and people gonna be saying good bout it your ass?
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  Speaker 1: So I guess it worked. Ain't nothing worth. Her name
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  Speaker 1: is still on a damn dan. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be at ours with my mama. I have very grateful
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: for all she's done, but I need her to respect
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  Speaker 1: my space and my wrong. You ain't got no space.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: I just told you you can't put people's name on nothing.
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  Speaker 1: That's her house, that's that's her TV, that's her room,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's our poach, that's our treat, lung. Can't black
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  Speaker 1: people rinch you a rule? If they rinch you a rule,
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  Speaker 1: you might come home and don't be no dough on it.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you another statement to pope people
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  Speaker 1: don't share good. I just want to let you know
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  Speaker 1: that because somebody have to be in charge of the
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  Speaker 1: other pope person. Pope people don't share good. I'm just
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: trying to teach y'all something that stop because the pol person,
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  Speaker 1: somebody has to feel like they in charge. As soon
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: as a pope person get a little something hand full
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: of quarters and you ain't got no quarters, or you
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: fining herebody clarifying statement before we go. You can't let
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  Speaker 1: black people put their name on nothing. All right, we
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: gotta get out of here and stick your ass. Saint
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: fitting here from Cable email us Instagram. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: like spokes. I just want a regular package. Steve bar
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  Speaker 1: Man f M. And coming up in ten minutes, Comedy Roulette, guys.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: And did you see last night's National College Championship game?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Did we see it? Yeah? Roll TI that's all coming
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  Speaker 1: up Steve right after this. You're listening to Steve Morning Show.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, Comedy Roulette is coming up, of course.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: But before we get to comedy Roulette, Junior, what what
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  Speaker 1: do you have for us, sir? Fellas? Anybody do anybody
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: who want to say anything to the state of Alabama today?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Do anybody what we are? A baseman? That's a good jail,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: that's Google. Okay, So what explain? Because I'm not into
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: college football like that either. The Clemson just kept their
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: foot on the gas pedal. Man. They would not let
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: them up. Man, they wouldn't let them up. They beat,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: they beat. I ain't never seen Alabama take whipping like that.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just right now, you really understood the culture of
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  Speaker 1: roll tied role now I have heard of that. I
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: have heard of that. Oh it's serious, man. Some people
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: might not go to work really, no, no, no, they
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  Speaker 1: all liquor stoes out of jail, liquor stones is Clemson
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  Speaker 1: did to Alabama last night? Liquor stores is out of
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: all alcohols? Ain't no alcohol? Well, hold time. Why don't
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: you guys put this into comedy roulette? Right, that's one
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  Speaker 1: of the categories. And who knows it might Lenda land
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  Speaker 1: On that it's time for comedy rule here, go ahead, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: commun That is something we do from time to time
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: since we get so many new listeners that listen to
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  Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, and the Mississippi Jackson, Mississippi and Mississippi.
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  Speaker 1: We take four subjects and we put them on the
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  Speaker 1: wheel and we spun the wheel around where the wheel
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: start is where we do the damn thing. It's the
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: past tense of spin. Un. These are the categories. Comedians ready,
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  Speaker 1: things you things you have to say to get out
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: of a fight. That's number one. Number two, Uh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like it, go ahead. Number two things Alabama fans
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  Speaker 1: are saying to themselves, Oh right now, okay last night. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's in there, all right, that's in there, all right? Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Number three, stuff you say at the store once you
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  Speaker 1: take something back and you know you've used it, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know you do. That's a good one, right, there
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  Speaker 1: and number four things lonely people say to you as
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  Speaker 1: to why they don't have anyone as to why they're
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  Speaker 1: they're they're just all right, spend the wheelcap please. H okay,
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  Speaker 1: it stops on, it stops on, guys. Things Alabama fans
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  Speaker 1: are saying to themselves, Now let's go berbiet it sing
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  Speaker 1: gonna be Knights Alabama on the woman came out. I
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  Speaker 1: know one thing they saying to themself. One thing Alabama
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: fans saying themself. Has anybody spoke to that elephant? He
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: probably gonna kill hisself. Come on, let's go to them.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: They said to themselves, I'm gonna need y'all to wash
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: this red and white stuff off my face. Get on
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  Speaker 1: that damn plane. Here's one they got to be saying.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know why, but God's gotta be mad at
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: us for some reasons for this stuff happening, all right,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette, Steve. Things Alabama fans are saying to themselves.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: I'm tell you right now, they was cheating man on
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: too much. There's orange orange too much. But it's just
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: a game. Yeah stuff, I'm telling how serious he gets. Shark.
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  Speaker 1: There's probably something somebody that's an Alabama fan probably saying,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: you know, I name my son Nick Saban that serious
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: like that, he can't live here no more. I'm gonna
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: some Alabama fans saying right now, I'm gonna be the
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  Speaker 1: first to say it, but we're gonna need smart colored
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  Speaker 1: boys out Here's what one of them gotta be saying.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: We lost mainly cosy didn't score enough points. But you
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  Speaker 1: take that away and you got yourself at time, good one.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: I see things Alabama fans are saying to themselves Interstate
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  Speaker 1: twenty Nick Berman, hamlet shout Carolina. But I tell you what,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: don't let us catch your ass on it really can't
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: really mad. Yeah, they're saying all of this in Alabama.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: They say, has been sitting Alabama. You know what, we
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: lost that game last night. I told them they can't
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: won't ask for real. I know that. Shut up. Come
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: close things Alabama fans a thing to them. You know,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: I think they won the game. Why I think they
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: won the game, and I ain't you know, don't be
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: one to put it out there. I think those they
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: had a white quarterback. You're giving all these Negroes and
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Hawis all these shots. That's what we get for trying
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: to be impartial, all right, and that lady gentleman's comedy relaxed.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: In the words of George Wallace, segregation. Now we should
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  Speaker 1: have stopped. All right, Thank you, guys. I think coming
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  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, check this out, guys. Finally, finally,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: some justice for Centoria Brown. Tennessee governor has granted her clemency.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that right after this. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Finally justice for Centoya Denise Brown. Now, this was
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: the woman who was serving a life sentence for killing
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: a man who brought her, who bought her for sex
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: when she was just sixteen years old. You guys may
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: remember this story. She's been granted clemency, thank god. And
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: thanks to the Tennessee Governor, Bill Haslam, he's granted at
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: executive clemency to Centoia Brown. She's been serving a life
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: sentence for that murder. She committed a murder when she
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: was sixteen years old. Her case was championed by a
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: number of celebrities, including Rihanna, Ashley Judd, and Kim Kardashian.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Centoia Brown supporters have said that she acted in self
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: defense when she killed forty three year old Johnny Mitchell.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Johnny Mitchell Allen is his name. This was back in
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: two thousand and four, claiming that she feared that he
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: would kill her after he took her to his house
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: for sex. Since then, Centoia Brown has been pleading her case,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: explaining that she was a sex trafficking victim at the
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: time and feared that her life was in danger. Tennessee
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  Speaker 1: Governor Bill haslum commuted Centoia brown sentence of life imprisonment
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: and is now scheduled to be released for to parole's
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: supervision on August seventh of this year. So that is
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: a great August August seventh of this year. Yeah, why
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: so long? But we were in well, you know, bureaucracy, Yeah,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: red tape, all of that. Damn. Yeah. Well now yeah,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: she's getting out. Gotta gotta give the governor credit. Yes,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: and we definitely do about that. Blessing you went from
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: life to August. I'll take it. Yeah, you know, finally
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: justice man. But man, that's so unfair of the woman.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, what do you want women to do? Do?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: You bought her? Well, hold on doubt what you mean?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: You bought her? Man? How this goal? Yeah? She was sixteen, sixteen,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: thirty forty eighty five. Bye, that's crazy. Yeah, he's gonna
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: buy this woman abused something like that, and't man anybody
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: finishing them and take all that. Come on, man, that's crazy.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: What would she posted? Dude? Why she and jail in
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: the first place? That they didn't hear that part? He
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: bought her, he sex traffic her, she feared for her life,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: she killed him. What what what I'm everybody do with
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: that story? Yeah? That that story sounds good. That's open
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: and shut. I know I've often wondered, what are these judges?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Are these people hearing the same case that we're hearing.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Are they seeing the same things that we see when
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: they make these kinds of juvenile as an adult? Hello?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: But not not to bring this up again, but the
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  Speaker 1: juror in Surviving R Kelly, old foreign sounding dude. I
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: didn't believe any of the girls the way they would dressing.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: I don't care if the little girls had on panty sets.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: They fourteen, you know, their children? The kids, man, Yeah,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: I don't. They came out and high heel shoes and bikinis.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: They kids. But he's sitting up with his old decrepid
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  Speaker 1: ass racist cost cost. They I didn't like that were addressed.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't believe none. I ain't believe none of them.
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  Speaker 1: One thing my mom always said, everybody ain't gonna tell
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: the same lie, yea, the same don't different people telling
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  Speaker 1: the exact same lie. I was in the room. I
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: couldn't come out. I didn't get fed, I got slapped,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: I was made I couldn't call nobody. I was ordered
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: to do this. I was in training. Everybody can't tell
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: the same lie, not everybody, that's right. Everybody can't tell
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: the same lie. See a lie mans for deception. Everybody
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: can't tell that same one because it's a lie. See
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: if everybody repeating the same thing over and over and
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: over and over, see, you can't. That's that's so this
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: woman gets clemency. First of all, thank you to the governor,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: because there's been other governors that haven't ignored this. I
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: really appreciate him. I hate that it's taken to august
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: I don't get that part. But augusty is better than life. Uh,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: she did kill the guy, But man, I can't think
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: of a better reason to protect yourself. It's called self defense,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: and somebody's abusing you. I don't. I don't get it,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: you know why, I'm from sixteen year old to life. Yeah, life, life.
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  Speaker 1: This is two thousand and one four. Wow, that's crazy. Wow.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Sixteen year old for life, two thousand and four for
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: she already did fourteen. Yeah. Yeah, she's about sixteen, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So she's thirty now thirty, Yeah, Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: A long term a long term man. Half of her life,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: her young life. Oh dog, she's done exact same amount
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: of time she's been on Earth, has been in a
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: prison and in one of the most critical parts of
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: her life. But praise God, she gets out and hopefully
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: she can get into a support system that can get her,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: you know, loved and guided and protected, you know, so
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: she can get out and help, you know, maybe one
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: day find real love, start a family, you know, be
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: a happy have a healthy life. You know. Yeah, let's
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: just hope prison hasn't done man, the institutionalized that, the
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: mental aspect, prison is so damaging. So maybe she can
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: get some therapy. You know, they did a documentary about this.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: This is how everybody found out about the case, you know,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: if you didn't know locally. So I think they're going
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: to do a follow up documentary. She's been doing schooling
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: and stuff. She's been rebuilding herself while in prison too,
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: educating herself and things like that. So you write, Steve
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: when she gets out hopefully, you know, I just understand,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: I just go that long in jail, for way more
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: time than the crime. It's a lot of them, but
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of women in jail for the same thing,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: for killing an abusive man. It's a lot of women
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: incarcerated for that man a lot. Yeah, all right, coming up,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show. The IRS announced on
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: Monday evening actually that despite the government shutdown, it will
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: process tax returns starting January twenty eighth and issue tax
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: refunds as planned. That's a move ordered by the White
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: House earlier. The IRS is sent close to nine percent
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: of its workforce home without pay due to the government's
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: partial shutdown, and according to a contingency plan published by
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: the agency in December, IRS offices are closed, tax questions
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: are not being answered, and prior to Monday's announcement, there
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: was a concern that refunds to early filers this year
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: might not be issued on time if the shutdown dragged on.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: According to Yahoo dot com, Russ Bout, acting Director of
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: the Office of Management and Budget, told reporters Monday afternoon
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: that the administration would be updating guidance from past shutdowns
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: in order to allow for tax returns to be fulfilled
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: during the ongoing partial shutdown. Can they talk to Trump
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: about his taxis why they owe that? Doing exactly exactly?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: I hope the damn fold up and burns shut down.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Who I wish you would get lost? Hope? I wish
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: you would shut down permanent. But the one government agency
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: that everybody wishes would ye shut down in the shapen up. Yeah,
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: and we open at quick call. If he lose my information,
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  Speaker 1: shred me, shred it. I want to be able to
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  Speaker 1: call that a sir. We have no record of you,
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  Speaker 1: great boy, this is how to go, sir. We have
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  Speaker 1: no record of you. What that's us. We have no
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  Speaker 1: record of you even being on found Let me so,
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  Speaker 1: So could you read that number again? Too too too too, too,
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  Speaker 1: too too too two? I hear nervousness in your voice?
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  Speaker 1: Are you lying to me? You don't have record of that, not,
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  Speaker 1: not at all. We don't see your name or anything
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  Speaker 1: here that you Jesus than you us. I didn't let
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  Speaker 1: me give you mine. Let me give you my my
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  Speaker 1: federal ID number four for one of my companies. He
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  Speaker 1: wants to make dash nice. That's not the number we
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  Speaker 1: have said. I don't know if you said this and
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  Speaker 1: we have a number set up. Let's be sure. Seven.
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  Speaker 1: Why you number? He's happening? Do you have that number? No,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have enough. But just out of curiosity, how
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  Speaker 1: much would it have been? I'm rich, I'm rich for real,
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  Speaker 1: of curiosity? How much would you have paid if we
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  Speaker 1: had your information? What art everything I have? We gets
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to sit it. We have no record.
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  Speaker 1: All right, We'll be back with more of this ignorant show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm welcome toward Jackson right after this. You're listening. I'm
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  Speaker 1: feeling good about twenty nineteen, and I'm gonna start it off.
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  Speaker 1: This is the way I'm gonna do it. Steve Harvey listeners,
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  Speaker 1: My ninety nine dollars special for two more weeks. My
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  Speaker 1: ninety nine dollars special. What for you to join me
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  Speaker 1: at my all inclusive saying the Soul Festival. We once
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  Speaker 1: again you can ask anybody was there if he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: slamming Jammy, I bet you it was. We're taking over
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  Speaker 1: the Hard Rock Hotel and Casina and Punta Conor, Dominican
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  Speaker 1: your calendars now for October tenth through the fourteenth Columbus
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  Speaker 1: Day Weekend. October tenth through the fourteenth Columbus Day Weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Here's some of what you'll enjoyed. So much fun, all
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  Speaker 1: inclusive alcohol, twenty four hour rooms service. I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to take my vegan chef if that's what I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: try this man. I was rolling on so many levels.
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  Speaker 1: There's a jacuzzi in the balcony in every room. That's
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  Speaker 1: thirteen swimming pools. We got eleven restaurants. You can't get boy.
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  Speaker 1: We got twenty three bars in lounge, unlimited resort credits, wow,
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  Speaker 1: and the largest casino in the Caribbean. I got put
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  Speaker 1: out the casino because I over warned the dude that
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  Speaker 1: run it is a dude from Toledo. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: this weekend was doing great till you hit them to
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  Speaker 1: jack pots. Mister he over he said, yeah, that's what
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  Speaker 1: they mad because I hit the jack and all they proceeds,
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  Speaker 1: I will win it. Let's praise God for that. If
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  Speaker 1: that wasn't enough, staying by and get ready to experience
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  Speaker 1: this what Welcome to Paradise jinuine live this year, jump
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  Speaker 1: on man all the way and just for clearances, he's
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  Speaker 1: talking about grown folks. Hello, yeah, yeah, fresh off this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: We need to clarify that he's talking about who gotta
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  Speaker 1: be here? Show time with Dear Apollo, the beauty bar
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  Speaker 1: that I walked into last year that was a huge success,
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  Speaker 1: hosted by the fabulous Marjorie Hart. Yes, we got a
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  Speaker 1: party at C Day Cruise. I will not be on that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't go out to see what drunk as people.
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  Speaker 1: We got the Tears of Joy comedy show. We got
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  Speaker 1: to Act like a success masterclass. We got the Eighties
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  Speaker 1: party with Dougie Fresh performing live. We got Old Lord
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  Speaker 1: help Me, Father God cigars and Koonyak head Roll cigars.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to s Casino Royal party. Come raisor
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  Speaker 1: sharp dress to success dress fuss. We're gonna do a
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  Speaker 1: Casino royal party. You know how we had a theme night.
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  Speaker 1: Then we're gonna do a rare Light District Grand Finale concert.
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are. We're at the last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a big day, a good day. We learned
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  Speaker 1: a lot today, Steve. Take us home with some inspiring
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  Speaker 1: and enlightening closing remarks. You know yesterday, because of the
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  Speaker 1: new year, I want to share something else with you all.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to do this in two thousand nineteen.
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  Speaker 1: Lean lean on God's promises. You know, it's really not
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  Speaker 1: that difficult. His promises are true. He does love you.
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  Speaker 1: He's proving it time and time again. The reason that
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  Speaker 1: you know God loves you. I mean, just think about it,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: look back on two eighteen seventeen, sixteen, fifteen fourteen, right
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  Speaker 1: on down the line, and think of all the things
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  Speaker 1: that you didn't think you would make it through, and
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  Speaker 1: He bought you through anyway, even even without you directly
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  Speaker 1: asking him too. I mean, let's be real. We ain't
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  Speaker 1: prayed about everything. Let's just gonna keep it one hundred.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't really talk to him about everything, Let's keep
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  Speaker 1: it one hundred. We ain't really confided in him and
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  Speaker 1: sought his counsel and advice on everything. We are all
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  Speaker 1: stepped out there and done some stuff on our own.
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  Speaker 1: We made our own decisions, we made some beds we
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  Speaker 1: had to lay in. But in spite of that, did
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  Speaker 1: he not bring you through all of it? Answer the
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  Speaker 1: question I'm talking to you. Answer the question twenty eighteen seventeen,
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  Speaker 1: sixteen fifteen. Did he not bring you through everything you
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  Speaker 1: thought you wasn't gonna make it through, even if it
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  Speaker 1: was a health issue, He brought you through it. You're
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  Speaker 1: still here. Did not he do it? Even when you
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  Speaker 1: didn't ask him to. Let's just have a real conversation
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  Speaker 1: going into two nineteen. So now what I've decided to
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  Speaker 1: do because I fall into that category. See, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: talking to you like, let me tell y'all something to
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  Speaker 1: help straighten y'all out. This for Steve Harvey too. This
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  Speaker 1: is very much for Steve Harvey. See, I've lived this.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I know this, without pen paper notes or anything.
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  Speaker 1: Because I didn't live this. I've not confided and conferred
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  Speaker 1: with him on everything. But because of his goodness and
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  Speaker 1: his pure love for me, he brought me through some things.
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  Speaker 1: I really didn't know how I got on the other side.
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  Speaker 1: I looked back and said, man, remember that old song
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: old people used to saying, my soul looked back and
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: wonder how I got over. I've looked back, and man,
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  Speaker 1: I got through that. And I didn't even get tough
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  Speaker 1: up behind it. I might as theah forty three one
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  Speaker 1: and two. I can walk through the fire and not
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  Speaker 1: get burned, Nor was kindling set upon my clothing, which
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  Speaker 1: means I've walked through the fire, came out the other side.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't even look like I was on fire, and
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: it was no soit on me. There was no signs
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  Speaker 1: that I was in the fire. That's how good God
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: has been to all of us. So in two thousand nineteen,
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  Speaker 1: to amplify that, I have decided in two thousand nineteen
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  Speaker 1: that I'm going to approach two thousand nineteen with the
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  Speaker 1: expectations that God is going to do great things for me.
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  Speaker 1: That God is going to take me to places I've
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  Speaker 1: never gone before, that He's going to lift me higher
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  Speaker 1: than I've ever been, That He's going to see me
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  Speaker 1: through every challenge, set back, and hardship that besets me
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  Speaker 1: in two thousand nineteen. I expect Him to continue to
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  Speaker 1: show his greatness to me, because he always do. I
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  Speaker 1: expect two thousand nineteen to be better than two thousand
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  Speaker 1: and eighteen. I expect all this to be my season.
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  Speaker 1: I expect doors to open that have been closed to
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  Speaker 1: me in the past. I expect healing in my body.
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  Speaker 1: I expect clear, concise understanding. I expect the element of
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  Speaker 1: confusion to be removed from me. I expect to have
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  Speaker 1: direction in two thousand nineteen. I expect it if you
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  Speaker 1: live your life in the expectation of God, if you
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: start putting most stuff at his feet, if you start
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  Speaker 1: laying most stuff out for him, he does more. He's
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  Speaker 1: a dude, all. God, he's a he's a he's a
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  Speaker 1: show up right now. God, he's a he's a he's
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  Speaker 1: a man. He's awesome. God is really awesome, y'all. God
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  Speaker 1: is really the best thing that's available for us in
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  Speaker 1: two and nineteen. We don't need the more agents, we
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: don't need no lawyers. We need more God. I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you flat out, in two thousand nineteen, I'm expecting to
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  Speaker 1: be closer to him. Now. Am I gonna be perfect?
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  Speaker 1: By no stretch of the imagination. Am I gonna try
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  Speaker 1: to be perfect, be honest, which I probably ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: try to be perfec because I already know I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna make it. I already know that. But I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to be closer to him. I'm gonna spend two thousand
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  Speaker 1: nineteen talking with him a little bit more. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: spend two thousand nineteen expecting my dreams to come true.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna spend two thousand nineteen expecting doors to open,
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  Speaker 1: even when people tell me they're gonna close them. I
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  Speaker 1: expect great things to happen for me If I were you,
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  Speaker 1: I would take two thousand nineteen and approach it with
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: the aspect of expectation and see what happened. Go back
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  Speaker 1: over the rest of the years. Ain't he done what
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  Speaker 1: he said he was gonna do? Plus some? Why would
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  Speaker 1: he not continue? So why would you not expect it?
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  Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. That's it, Yes, sir, better
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  Speaker 1: drop that Yeah, slapped in through it in the flow
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  Speaker 1: man and hanging out aladavia. For the new listeners out
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  Speaker 1: there that don't understand, why I say y'all have a
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  Speaker 1: great weekend is because I expect it to be a
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  Speaker 1: great weekend when they get him, and I expect to
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  Speaker 1: be here when he get him. So I start on Monday, Tuesday,
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  Speaker 1: Wednesday by saying, have yourself a great weekend because I
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  Speaker 1: expect it to get him now. So let's get out
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