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Hold On Trump, Tommy Time, Fatherly Lotto Ticket, Master P 2025 and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all don't know y'all baby.
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  Speaker 3: At all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 5: Black the million bus busy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, listening to show.
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  Speaker 6: I want to joy joy.
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  Speaker 1: You know you love you.
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  Speaker 3: Turn.
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  Speaker 1: I got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 6: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn the mouth,
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  Speaker 6: water the money up.
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  Speaker 4: Come come on you.
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  Speaker 7: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You all
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  Speaker 7: listening to the voice, come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 7: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man, oh man,
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  Speaker 7: oh man, God been good to me.
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  Speaker 2: Man. I can't explain it all really, Hey, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I want I want to remind everybody of something that
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  Speaker 2: I need reminding of myself all the time. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: I'm dealing with a couple of things now and I
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  Speaker 2: had to remind myself. You know what I have to remember.
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  Speaker 2: I have to constantly remind myself to stay in constant
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  Speaker 2: communication with God. Constant communication with God.
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  Speaker 8: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you know, I have a tendency and maybe we
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  Speaker 2: do all this people I don't know, but I know
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  Speaker 2: for me that when it's going okay, I slack up
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  Speaker 2: in sometimes having conversations with Him because I'm not coming
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  Speaker 2: to him on a daily with something that's pressing or something,
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  Speaker 2: and I find myself slacking up in the communication. The
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  Speaker 2: danger I have learned in that is this, I think,
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  Speaker 2: you know. I mean we've all heard old people say,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you got to stay prayed up, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and you know prayed up means you know you got
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  Speaker 2: some stowed up. You just got an abundance of them
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  Speaker 2: where you're putting it in. Because what happens is is
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  Speaker 2: when you're not in constant communication with God, when you're
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  Speaker 2: not constantly praying, doing those good times, that allows for
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  Speaker 2: the enemy to slip in and do the little things
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  Speaker 2: that can be upsetting. And then the next thing, you
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  Speaker 2: know what, you get several little things in a row.
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  Speaker 2: Now you got an issue you're dealing with. You know.
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  Speaker 2: I have to remind myself when it's going like that, Man,
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  Speaker 2: have I really been praying though? Have I really been
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  Speaker 2: in constant communication with God? Because you know, that helps
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  Speaker 2: God against that little bitty stuff coming in. Sometimes it's
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  Speaker 2: big stuff, sometimes it's major stuff. But I've noticed, man,
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  Speaker 2: that when I get on a more of a smooth
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  Speaker 2: plane in life, I have a tendency to slack up
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  Speaker 2: in that department, and that ain't the time to slack up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really learning that I have to stay in constant
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  Speaker 2: communication with God because it enables me to ward off
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  Speaker 2: those little things coming up that can get in the way.
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  Speaker 2: And so I just wanted to make you aware of
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  Speaker 2: that as I'm learning it myself, that staying prayed up
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  Speaker 2: is important that you try to stop prayers, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you try to you know, have some prayers in the bank,
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  Speaker 2: so to speak, and just constant communication with Him because
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  Speaker 2: it'll just safeguard you against a lot of stuff back
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  Speaker 2: doing you. You know, I just wanted to make sure
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  Speaker 2: you understood that because on your journey, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: many obstacles. I've said this one hundred times on the show.
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  Speaker 2: The Road to Success always under construction. I say that
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  Speaker 2: all the time, and it's to let you understand that
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  Speaker 2: it's not going to be easy, but we can make
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  Speaker 2: it more difficult than it has to be, you know,
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  Speaker 2: when you go out strike out on the journey. You know,
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  Speaker 2: let's say I got in my car. Let's say I'm
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  Speaker 2: in New York and I get in my car and
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  Speaker 2: I say I'm going to LA. I know, if I
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  Speaker 2: drive west and continue to drive west, eventually I should
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  Speaker 2: get to California, or I may wind up in Portland
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  Speaker 2: or Seattle or something like that. But if I drive west,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to eventually get to the West coast. Now
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't it be smarter though? If I mapped out the route,
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  Speaker 2: which saved me a bunch of driving, I don't need
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  Speaker 2: and figuring that OU don't have to calculate when you
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  Speaker 2: know the way to go. You know, if you know
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  Speaker 2: you want to cut cross on the twenty, or you
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  Speaker 2: want to cut cross on the seventy, or you want
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  Speaker 2: to cut cross on the tin, you know you got
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  Speaker 2: to devise a route. Now, if I want to go
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  Speaker 2: visit some people I know, then I know I got
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  Speaker 2: to I need to go down. You know. I might
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  Speaker 2: go through Ohio, come down on the eighty, then get
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  Speaker 2: on seventy one and take that all the way down
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  Speaker 2: to the ten and then ride across. Or I might
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  Speaker 2: take it to the twenty, cut through Texas and then
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  Speaker 2: and then let it link back up on the ten.
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  Speaker 2: I know a lot of different ways, but guess what
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  Speaker 2: the best way is to map it out. You can
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  Speaker 2: go anywhere, but if you go with a map, it's
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  Speaker 2: more precise you save yourself a lot of time. And
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  Speaker 2: that's what prayer has taught me that when I will entify,
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  Speaker 2: continuously pray that I stay in the in the in
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  Speaker 2: the I stay in a prepared mode, I have more
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  Speaker 2: idea of where I'm going. I'm more secure with my route.
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  Speaker 2: If you just take off driving heading west. Yeah, you'll
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  Speaker 2: eventually get to the west coast if you out east.
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  Speaker 2: But guess what though, had you mapped it out, you
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  Speaker 2: can see when you veering off, you may stop, come
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  Speaker 2: out and not be paying attention. Next thing, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you're on a route and you go on another way.
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  Speaker 2: You're going north when you could easily still be going west.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to constantly be aware of that. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: just pointing that out to you because I know that
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  Speaker 2: on your journey, a lot of times you get sidetracked.
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  Speaker 2: And part of the ways we get sidetracked is we
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  Speaker 2: lose out on that very the very beneficial resource of prayer.
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  Speaker 2: We lose out. Our connection with God gets strained. The
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  Speaker 2: thicker you can keep the cord connected to God. If
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  Speaker 2: you thin out your communication with God, and instead of
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  Speaker 2: having a big thick cable, now you're dealing with a
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  Speaker 2: little threat. You know, a cable is stronger than thread,
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  Speaker 2: and so it just decreases your opportunity. And so you know,
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to just make you aware of that, and uh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, to ever be encouraged to say to everybody
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  Speaker 2: out there and just keep your head up. It is
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  Speaker 2: going to be dark days for you. There are going
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  Speaker 2: to be situations where it's going to be daunting and
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  Speaker 2: hard to face. But man, oh man, oh man, everybody
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  Speaker 2: has to face these challenges. Everybody get dark sometimes. You know, look,
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  Speaker 2: if you didn't lose, if you didn't lose, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: even appreciate winning because if it all went your weight
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  Speaker 2: all the time. Do you know how complacent and content
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  Speaker 2: and how easy life would be if it just went
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  Speaker 2: your way all the time. So when it kept going
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  Speaker 2: your way, you wouldn't even appreciate it because guess what,
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  Speaker 2: it's been going this way the whole time. So what
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  Speaker 2: life does is it has checks and balances. These hard
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  Speaker 2: times are coming, and you need the hard times to
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  Speaker 2: appreciate the good times. You need the clouds and you
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  Speaker 2: need the rain to appreciate the sun and the flowers.
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  Speaker 2: It's just when it comes to prayer, though, just stay
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  Speaker 2: prayed up, stay constant with it, because the challenges of
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  Speaker 2: life are coming, whether you prayed up or not, they're coming.
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  Speaker 2: Understand that you could pray every day all day. When
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  Speaker 2: you get through praying every day all day, something's gonna
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  Speaker 2: happen to you. That's gonna be challenging. Now. I would
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  Speaker 2: rather have been in communication with God on a regular
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  Speaker 2: than wait till every time something pop off to have
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  Speaker 2: to go to and reintroduce myself. Okay, was over a
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  Speaker 2: little around the board with it today, but that's how
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  Speaker 2: it came to me. So that is I ain't mad
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  Speaker 2: at it. Y'all have a great day. We're gonna have
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  Speaker 2: a good one the day. Let's going show, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 2: I believe you know what time it is. Again, I'm
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  Speaker 2: almost certain you do. I think you realize what I'm
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  Speaker 2: about to say. So I'm going to assume, even though
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  Speaker 2: we know what happens when you assume that you've already
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  Speaker 2: said thank you, that you've already expressed your sincere gratitude
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  Speaker 2: to your heavenly Father for this wonderful blessing, this opportunity
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  Speaker 2: to yet still be alive, to get another shot, another chance,
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  Speaker 2: another opportunity, another crack at it, another expectation of great
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  Speaker 2: life today. Man, I live in that right there. I
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  Speaker 2: tell you, I tell you I do. I just you know,
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  Speaker 2: somebody said, well, what all did you accomplish today? Well,
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  Speaker 2: waking up is major. That's a major accomplishment. If you
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  Speaker 2: can start with that one, I'm telling you who, that's
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  Speaker 2: pretty good. And then I got currently aware of the
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  Speaker 2: presence and the fact that He is with me at
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  Speaker 2: all times. And whether I think I've accomplished anything towards
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  Speaker 2: the goals or not, it doesn't matter because I realize
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  Speaker 2: that God is working on my behalf behind the scenes,
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  Speaker 2: doing things I don't even know about, and I expect
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  Speaker 2: for all that stuff to come to fruition. So that's
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  Speaker 2: my day. That's how I started it. Welcome to the Ride,
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  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey, Morney Show, Shirley Strawberry, Colin Frail, Mississippi, Monica Junior,
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  Speaker 2: the legend that is Nephew Tommy Junior, y'ard what's going
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  Speaker 2: on with your man?
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  Speaker 9: And you know what, I want to commend Joon that
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  Speaker 9: for saying today, because I got some aspirations. I think
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  Speaker 9: I'm finna start doing something different now. Uncle Finland. I'm
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  Speaker 9: finnah going to acting. I'm finna going to acting. I'm
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  Speaker 9: finna go on acting. Okay, I really want to cause
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  Speaker 9: after all the two B movies, I don't watch it.
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  Speaker 3: I can do it. I can do them.
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  Speaker 9: I damn nigga a Oskar a Tooby movie. They have
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  Speaker 9: encouraged me to go ahead start that because.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, if they doing it, I know I.
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  Speaker 2: Can do it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean they have the same acting coach.
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  Speaker 10: You can do it.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's gonna ask you where this came from?
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  Speaker 2: A forty something.
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  Speaker 9: Because the actors in the movie is forty something. You
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  Speaker 9: should see these movies. I saw a movie called Stuck
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  Speaker 9: on red Man.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. Who what you gotta see this?
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  Speaker 9: Look, they ain't got the same shirt and the same scene,
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  Speaker 9: but they're saying the same mind in the same scene,
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  Speaker 9: in the same.
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  Speaker 3: Room with different dough every time. And I said, I
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  Speaker 3: can be in this. I ain't gonna have no training.
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  Speaker 9: So that when you said I expected to come fruition,
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  Speaker 9: I expected to be the Tooby movie tomorrow.
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  Speaker 10: They're good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's gonna throw you off. Probably gonna
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  Speaker 2: believe this, Uh huh, I do know I have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: What what see you.
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  Speaker 4: A movie?
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  Speaker 3: Uh? Oh, I'm gonna send you a movie.
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  Speaker 1: Don't watch, please watch.
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  Speaker 3: We just watch it on Please give it to me.
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  Speaker 2: Toby movie.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, Tooby's the network network.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, well on the Black Cinema.
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  Speaker 1: God, you leave me, you will love them.
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  Speaker 3: All right, it's gonna be a fruition.
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  Speaker 12: And snapped on me. I mean what I mean, she
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  Speaker 12: my wife ain't crazy. She don't just snap on me.
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  Speaker 12: She might, you know, try to check me, say something.
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  Speaker 12: You know what I'm saying. She ain't just gonna snap
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  Speaker 12: on me in public.
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  Speaker 12: Not check me per se. I mean she might she
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  Speaker 12: might not like something I'm doing and might say something
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  Speaker 12: I mean what you mean in a play, I mean
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  Speaker 12: she might say something, you know. I mean, I might
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  Speaker 12: boys and might get out of control a little bit.
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  Speaker 12: She might just say something at the time, but she
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  Speaker 12: don't just try to all out check nobody. You know
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  Speaker 12: what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: you this one.
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  Speaker 8: Have you ever just had some plans with your guys,
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  Speaker 8: were gonna go out, and had to change your plans
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  Speaker 8: because your wife.
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  Speaker 12: Well, I mean if if like I'm just coming by
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  Speaker 12: hanging out and I ain't let her know or something,
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  Speaker 12: she might you know, be like, well, baby already had
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  Speaker 12: plans you know, can you stay home with the boys
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  Speaker 12: or something. But I mean, I mean nothing on the regular.
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  Speaker 12: You know, I usually do what I want to do.
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  Speaker 2: It seems like denial.
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  Speaker 2: Hear me out. Now, let me ask you this has
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  Speaker 2: your wife.
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  Speaker 8: Let's say, back when Michael Jordan was playing basketball, did
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  Speaker 8: you ever miss a playoff game on television because your
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  Speaker 8: wife wanted to watch something else?
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  Speaker 12: No, I mean we got two TVs in my house. Man,
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  Speaker 12: I wish Now, I don't even get down. I mean
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  Speaker 12: I might have to watch a little TV, but I
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  Speaker 12: mean I usually watch it on the big show.
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  Speaker 4: Basically.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but but you doing you've been pushed to watching
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  Speaker 8: the smaller television.
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  Speaker 12: No, I wouldn't push to do nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 12: What I'm trying to tell to you is, I mean
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  Speaker 12: we compromised. We do fifty fifty in my house. I mean,
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  Speaker 12: she might get the big TV to watch her stories
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  Speaker 12: or something, and I just had to go watch the
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  Speaker 12: little TV and little TV. Dude, go out of every once.
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  Speaker 2: See there we go.
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  Speaker 12: So with that, I'm going with that.
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  Speaker 2: You're with that. So you're with that. You're actually the
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  Speaker 2: one that's programmed.
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  Speaker 12: And you ain't nothing wrong with my wife, ain't nothing
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  Speaker 12: wrong with my family?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm I understand.
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  Speaker 8: Well, let me the reason why I'm asking you these
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  Speaker 8: particular questions is because someone has actually let me know
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  Speaker 8: the problems that are at hand in your household.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you.
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  Speaker 8: I got one question for you. Here's what I want
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  Speaker 8: to ask you. Has your wife ever cussed you out
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  Speaker 8: at a family cookout?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 12: Hold on, man, you know what you're getting a little
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  Speaker 12: personal man.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'm here, I'm here.
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  Speaker 12: I never heard of this company. Man, I've never heard
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  Speaker 12: of you.
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  Speaker 2: This is something new. Is definitely saying something new.
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  Speaker 12: calling me trying to get you know, referrals or clientele
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  Speaker 12: or whatever it is you're trying to do. Man, don't
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  Speaker 12: calm me with this nonsense.
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  Speaker 12: It's no benefit to me, man, getting I'll look at
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  Speaker 12: my personal business wondering what's going on in my household.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Well, last thing I want to ask you, and
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  Speaker 8: this is the last question I have for you.
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  Speaker 12: Make this the last straight.
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  Speaker 8: Up Okay, have you do you do you buy your
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  Speaker 8: own clothes or does she buy.
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  Speaker 12: The to you know what? Man? This mat you whatever
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  Speaker 12: coming this is? Dog, don't call me now no more?
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  Speaker 12: And whoever put you up to this, whoever give you
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  Speaker 12: my number? Talking about my wife? Checked me, got me
• 18:42
  Speaker 12: under control, got me on lock man? You telling him too?
• 18:46
  Speaker 12: Don't call me no more?
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Are you are you? Are you in denying now?
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Dog?
• 18:51
  Speaker 12: Don't call me no more. I'm gonna tell you what.
• 18:53
  Speaker 12: George Foreman or whatever, Marcus, whoever you are doors form
• 19:00
  Speaker 12: and marking, Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm
• 19:03
  Speaker 12: gonna find out what I'm located. Dog, I'm coming down
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: there and I'm gonna push them as you're in my personal.
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: You're ready to retaliate on me, but you don't want
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: to retaliate on the problems you have with your wife.
• 19:15
  Speaker 12: Retaliation. Man, When I'm saying you you're calling my house,
• 19:18
  Speaker 12: I'm minding my own and you worrying about whom watching
• 19:21
  Speaker 12: what TV in my house and my wife taking me
• 19:24
  Speaker 12: in public? Watch this man, Hey, don look, I'm telling you.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Don't you want to watch the big television?
• 19:30
  Speaker 13: Big TV?
• 19:31
  Speaker 12: Man, I'm comfortable with the TV. I got you know
• 19:33
  Speaker 12: what I'm saying. It's in my room. I come across
• 19:35
  Speaker 12: the bed, watch whatever I want to whenever I want
• 19:38
  Speaker 12: to with my partner's dog. Matter of fact, you don't
• 19:43
  Speaker 12: even to get partners. You call it act.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: You know, dumb what you want to do to me?
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Your wife is already done to you.
• 19:51
  Speaker 12: I see you got to damn number block. What's your
• 19:53
  Speaker 12: phone number? Man, tell me something, tell me where to
• 19:56
  Speaker 12: find you.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Why are you in denial?
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you need to get your wife checked
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: in to wipe correctional services so that you can live
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: a better life.
• 20:07
  Speaker 12: Whoever may. Y'all need to get a life, man, Can
• 20:10
  Speaker 12: I get a life?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Next?
• 20:12
  Speaker 13: Up?
• 20:12
  Speaker 12: Calling me? Don for real?
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: I understand that. Can I say one more.
• 20:15
  Speaker 12: Thing that you say to me?
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 20:18
  Speaker 12: Straight up?
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Listen to me, sir?
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 20:19
  Speaker 12: What what?
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: What's his nephew Timy from the Steve Harvey the Morning Show.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: You just got prank by your boy justin.
• 20:29
  Speaker 12: You know what I don't know? Hey, hey, hey, okay, y'all.
• 20:39
  Speaker 8: Got me, man, what is the baddest radio show in
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: the land?
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: You already know?
• 20:44
  Speaker 12: Is you my boy Steve Harvey doing in the morning
• 20:47
  Speaker 12: on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Partner, and now you have it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: Uh, that's that, that's that, that's that stupid this morning.
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: That's the first teaspoon of stupid.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up next to his ask to.
• 20:57
  Speaker 11: See l O you're listening hard morning show coming up
• 21:03
  Speaker 11: at the top of the hour, and entertainment news. Donald
• 21:05
  Speaker 11: Trump is ordered to stop using the late Isaac Hayes
• 21:08
  Speaker 11: hold on, I'm coming song. Master P has been named
• 21:12
  Speaker 11: the entertainment ambassador for the twenty twenty five Super Bowl,
• 21:16
  Speaker 11: and O. J. Simpson's cremated remains were made into jewelry
• 21:20
  Speaker 11: for his children for Okay, that's all coming up at
• 21:24
  Speaker 11: the top of the hour right now.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Huh, I'm with you.
• 21:29
  Speaker 11: Remain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll talk about it because
• 21:33
  Speaker 11: it's time right now for ask the CLO what the
• 21:36
  Speaker 11: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I know, I'm stunned. I'm stunned too.
• 21:41
  Speaker 11: This is from Lossandra Colo in White Plains. Lossandra writes,
• 21:45
  Speaker 11: I found a hotel. I found hotel key cards between
• 21:48
  Speaker 11: the seats and my husband's car. I emailed the hotel's
• 21:51
  Speaker 11: accounting office to get a copy of the bill. They
• 21:54
  Speaker 11: had no record of him being there is there another
• 21:57
  Speaker 11: way to investigate this before I confront him.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Well, yes, due to your no, no.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: No confrontation is gonna happen.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can confront him. But I'm just letting you
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: right now. Right, I'm gonna let you know something right now.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I already believe him all because you are calling now
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: with no evidence. What's so helpful?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Hotel keys are not evidence, sir? Excuse you?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: No, Well, you just called down there and asked for
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: information and they had none.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: So you go down there and shi of him. There
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: you go, You.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Go down there all you want.
• 22:56
  Speaker 11: If you were the hotel clerk, what would you say, Steve,
• 22:59
  Speaker 11: she showed you this.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: You can you don't. I don't care what the hotel
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: clerk say, but you please. No, the husband has not
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: been at that hotel and has no idea what you're talking.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Clean, So we can't see security footage. You can ask
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: There was no crime committee. You are not the police.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: He's missing.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: No, he's not missing. That's his caution out there in
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: the parking lot. That's on camera too. You're not going
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: to mess up our customers. He come here all the.
• 23:39
  Speaker 11: Time, right, Next question, moving on to Marshawn and Gary.
• 23:47
  Speaker 11: All Right, Marshawan says, my wife snuck and turned up
• 23:50
  Speaker 11: my volume. She turned it up really loud on my phone.
• 23:53
  Speaker 11: I guess she thinks I'm stupid enough to let her
• 23:55
  Speaker 11: hear my conversations. Would I be wrong to put a
• 23:58
  Speaker 11: password on my phone? Will it make me look guilty
• 24:01
  Speaker 11: and create more problems? Come on with this one.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I don't understand that she snuck and turned up the
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: volume on her phone.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: On his phone? Yeah, do that mean?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Does that mean that? Oh? Why he's on the phone top,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: It ain't speaker. How you going here?
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: If he.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: If it's loud enough, you can hear? Yeah, you can
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: hear it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, so he don't know how to turn it down?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Well, he says she.
• 24:32
  Speaker 11: I guess she thinks I'm stupid enough to let her
• 24:35
  Speaker 11: hear my conversation. So he must know how to turn
• 24:37
  Speaker 11: it down.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, So what's his question?
• 24:40
  Speaker 11: What is he wrong to put a password in his phone?
• 24:44
  Speaker 11: Will it make him look guilty and create more problems
• 24:47
  Speaker 11: in his marriage?
• 24:48
  Speaker 13: No?
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Just leave it alone, dog like right now, she ain't
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: found nothing. Dog don't don't create, no doubt, don't create.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Now let her cut the volume up that's all I
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: don't don't you know, you know ladies, you know, Shirley.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: When you're asking me these questions, it's always always like
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: you're trying to learn another way. It ain't no more way.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Why you been irritated?
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: We're trying to get from me, because that's what it is.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: You know, you said, looking like, so what could she do? Now?
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Y'all stop all this?
• 25:21
  Speaker 10: You're right.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: See what I want. What I'm going after is how
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: would you get out of this? How would you?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I ain't ain't nothing?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Not you the man?
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, see he ain't nothing. You don't have
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: a pass code. That's off. He ain't found guilty of nothing.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: You to turn up the volume, brom If I'm getting
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: pass code, will I look guilty?
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Man, just leave it alone. She ain't found nothing, ain't
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: nothing to high. Okay.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: See that's what I like. Well, yeah, that's what I want.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: All right, nothing, all right, I'm listening.
• 25:58
  Speaker 11: So the first two nothing, don't do anything, okay, Freda
• 26:01
  Speaker 11: and Lilburn says. One of my employees dresses inappropriately. I
• 26:06
  Speaker 11: told her that business casual attire is fine, but keep
• 26:10
  Speaker 11: it classy. She reported me for insinuating that she wasn't classy.
• 26:14
  Speaker 11: Everything she wears is tight, So what do you expect
• 26:17
  Speaker 11: me to say?
• 26:18
  Speaker 10: Was I wrong?
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Well? Why is he talking to her about it?
• 26:23
  Speaker 11: For well, this is from a woman Frida, and one
• 26:26
  Speaker 11: of her employees dresses inappropriately too tight. Her clothes are
• 26:29
  Speaker 11: too tight, and she's saying it's okay if she's business casual,
• 26:33
  Speaker 11: but you know, keep it classy. So then the lady
• 26:36
  Speaker 11: went and reported her to HR.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Well, see, but ain't that HR's job to talk to
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: her about. I ain't had a job like that in
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: a long time. Oh yeah, all the time, Ain't nobody
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: said a damn thing?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: And you own the company.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Because you're classic, I'm coming here's sexy all the time,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody said the damn thing? She I don't know,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: you know, it's just for us, that's for us, sexy people.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: It's just so hard to get answer for you and
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: your people.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: You know, you know, we're all we all were doing.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: All we doing is exist were just coming to work.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: And it's just.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Now this lady right here, you know, ain't nobody said
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: nothing to her? And years, you know, ain't nobody told
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: her she was cute and she looked fine? But what
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: she getting mad at is the comments around the office.
• 27:34
  Speaker 11: There is such a thing as business attire, professional attire
• 27:37
  Speaker 11: at work.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Well, look who talking now? It is, Well, Shelly, we
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: want to talk about the way you dress.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: We don't have that kind of job.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: We're talking about tight all this. You know, you were
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: supposed to be beers and quiet and and and I'm
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: gonna say something that I've heard the other ladies say too.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Every time we go somewhere, Shirley's stomach always out. I
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: heard him say that. And I don't even be with y'all,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: so I know it ain't me talking. So whoop whoop?
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Now what woo do?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: It was out today too? How did you know that
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't say it?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, you did, you said, you said?
• 28:35
  Speaker 11: The other woman on this anyway, I'm not on this.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: This is not about me.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: It's about you right now. That's exactly who this is about.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I don't wear them to work.
• 28:49
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, Thank you, Clo.
• 28:53
  Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, We'll have
• 28:55
  Speaker 11: some entertainment news for you right after this.
• 28:58
  Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show.
• 29:03
  Speaker 11: The Trump campaign has been ordered to stop using the
• 29:06
  Speaker 11: song hold on, I'm coming after a federal judge in
• 29:09
  Speaker 11: Atlanta ruled in favor of the late Isaac Hayes estate.
• 29:14
  Speaker 11: This is in response to an emergency injunction filed by
• 29:17
  Speaker 11: Hayes's estate to prevent Trump's campaign. We're playing the song
• 29:20
  Speaker 11: campaign events without proper authorization. Trump's attorney addressed the media, saying, quote,
• 29:26
  Speaker 11: the campaign has no interest in annoying or hurting anyone,
• 29:30
  Speaker 11: and if the Hayes family feels it hurts or annoys them,
• 29:32
  Speaker 11: that's fine. We're not going to force the issue. The
• 29:35
  Speaker 11: song hold On I'm Coming, of course, was co written
• 29:37
  Speaker 11: by I think Trump went back to playing y m.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: C a another case. Yeah yeah, see see.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna stop saying that. Yeah, You're not all
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: right nowhere with this damn song play right.
• 30:05
  Speaker 11: Moving on to New Orleans, the mayor there, LaToya Cantrell,
• 30:09
  Speaker 11: has named businessman Percy master P Miller. We all know
• 30:13
  Speaker 11: him as the entertainment ambassador for the twenty twenty five
• 30:17
  Speaker 11: Super Bowl in New Orleans.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 30:20
  Speaker 11: Mayor Cantrell stated that this partnership with master P will
• 30:25
  Speaker 11: create initiatives that strengthen the economy and stimulate educational and
• 30:30
  Speaker 11: cultural opportunities for the city of New Orleans and its residents. So, Steve,
• 30:35
  Speaker 11: do you think master P will have input in next
• 30:37
  Speaker 11: year's halftime show?
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: No, not at all. That has no This is local
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: and citywide for the city of New Orleans, which is
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: a great idea. Master P has always done positive moves
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: for the people of New Orleans. He deserves that honor.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Masterpiece of businessman. He died, he for real trying to
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: enlighten and uplift people. So that's all powerful, But there
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: has nothing to do with has the hair ball them wife?
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: They'll kill they said nine nine and nine, so many
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: suicides and halftime.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Holly go master P.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: He's a good brother man, really solid solid dude man,
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Just really really solid dude.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: No limales.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: All right, This story right here is pretty strange. The
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: late O. J.
• 31:42
  Speaker 11: Simpsons cremated remains were transformed into jewelry pieces. That's right,
• 31:47
  Speaker 11: I said, transformed into jewelry pieces for his four children.
• 31:52
  Speaker 11: This is according to T M.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Z uh.
• 31:54
  Speaker 11: Simpson's attorney stated that OJ's children chose to honor O J.
• 31:58
  Speaker 11: By transforming his that's just into wearable art or cremation jewelry.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: So here's the question.
• 32:05
  Speaker 11: For you, Steve, would you like for your kids to
• 32:07
  Speaker 11: do this after you're gone, you know, turn your ashes
• 32:10
  Speaker 11: into jewelry?
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Well, I know, O James kids probably would. Daddy, I
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: always want to be on somebody neck. Recall it. That's
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: my daddy, he always that's the I think that's how
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: you want to be. He always want to be on
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: somebody neck. So you said and gave him a story.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: It came to me instantly.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: This is such a crazy story.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, but I know that's what them kids are saying. No,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: you know, I mean, just think about it. You're not
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: saying all the times he just wanted to be on
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: somebody in neck.
• 33:02
  Speaker 11: Question was how would you like your remains? Would you
• 33:06
  Speaker 11: do this?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: That's the question.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Now. First of all, I'm not gonna be here for it,
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: so you know, you can put me in the coffin,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: you can put me in the urn. I just my
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: my goal is to go to him. I don't care how,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I don't care what y'all do. Y'all could man, look,
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: y'all can take me up in a hot air balloon
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: and sprinkle me over West Virginia if you want to, y'all, Yeah,
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: you could take me and treat me like a sailor
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: and bury me at c and you know, go to hell. Well,
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: I don't want in that water.
• 33:51
  Speaker 14: Do you want like a big funeral celebration? You want
• 33:56
  Speaker 14: to really be because I think I think I read
• 33:58
  Speaker 14: somewhere that Eddie Murphy say he did and want a funeral.
• 34:00
  Speaker 14: He didn't want any of that, So you want a
• 34:04
  Speaker 14: big one, Steve, I know, I don't, you know, I don't.
• 34:09
  Speaker 14: I don't think about that.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: But you did a prank about it something. Yeah, oh I.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Want a funeral. You know that's different. Have you ever
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: wondered this though, you said, have you ever wondered like
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: when you go on man, we do a lot of
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: people come.
• 34:30
  Speaker 12: With their.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Think about that. Yeah.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: What you don't want is to wake in the funeral combined,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: and it's like it ain't it ain't even you know,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: let's just it's over twelve ten rows of people.
• 34:45
  Speaker 11: Yeah, here's a crazy question to open or close casket.
• 34:50
  Speaker 14: Well you know that's what they But you know they
• 34:52
  Speaker 14: do that now, Steve. They do the wake and the
• 34:54
  Speaker 14: funeral on the same day.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Now, we've always done that in our family. I waken
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: it was at the.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Same time yeah, yeah.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Thirty minutes before the funeral, Come on in here. What
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: is all this sitting around night before talking?
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: It's too much and you just laid up there ain't
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: nobody talking.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: To They talked to.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: I had a pardoner man talking about he was going
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: to read his grandmama with a story. I said, he
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: went to read his grandmother's story at the funeral.
• 35:26
  Speaker 11: Okay, coming up for twenty minutes after.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Cans will.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: To school.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not going in here for his dog. I
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: won't be here once upon a time.
• 35:40
  Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.
• 35:44
  Speaker 11: Well, guys, school is back in session, as we all know,
• 35:46
  Speaker 11: and this new year comes with new dress codes being
• 35:49
  Speaker 11: implemented in public schools across the country. Some schools still
• 35:54
  Speaker 11: ban cell phones, despite parents' concerns of being able to
• 35:57
  Speaker 11: reach their children in case of an emergency, but this
• 36:01
  Speaker 11: school year, certain clothing is also banned.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: For example, a public high school.
• 36:06
  Speaker 11: In Alabama has implemented a long list of items that
• 36:10
  Speaker 11: are banned, like open toed shoes, hoodies, crocs, leggings, hats, sunglasses, headbands, bonnets. Oh,
• 36:21
  Speaker 11: that's gonna make a lot of people mad. Body con dresses,
• 36:24
  Speaker 11: tight fitting skirts, tight fitting shirts, and jeans with holes
• 36:27
  Speaker 11: around the knees.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Oh I love those. Yeah, I don't know.
• 36:33
  Speaker 11: It's students shoes to wear these items they're faced with
• 36:36
  Speaker 11: in school suspension.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Now, according to CNN, the.
• 36:39
  Speaker 11: Dress code policy is to help foster a sense of
• 36:42
  Speaker 11: unity and reduce distractions.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, I kind of get that.
• 36:46
  Speaker 11: So what do you guys think about taking the child's
• 36:48
  Speaker 11: cell phone? And what do you think about these dress codes?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Is it too strict? You think I got it?
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: I won't.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: We ain't have no phone. But yeah, I like for
• 36:58
  Speaker 8: my son to have a phone. I like to be
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: a calling case something go wrong, like going wrong in
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: these schools. So I want my child to be able
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: to call me. Now, you don't need to be on
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: the phone in class, but.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: There's something jumping off, you need to call your daddy.
• 37:11
  Speaker 11: Yes, I mean, how do you reconcile that? I mean,
• 37:15
  Speaker 11: because the school doesn't want you to have phone?
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: He got one in his locker. We already went through this,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: me and him.
• 37:23
  Speaker 14: I think that it's a catch twenty two because you
• 37:25
  Speaker 14: want the kids to be able to reach out to you.
• 37:27
  Speaker 14: Because the school safety we didn't have these issues when
• 37:30
  Speaker 14: we were coming up, because it wasn't as violent in school. However,
• 37:35
  Speaker 14: when you go up there, there's nothing you as a
• 37:38
  Speaker 14: parent can do.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: If it's going down, there's nothing.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: It's open.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Is that not letting you in?
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: None of that.
• 37:46
  Speaker 14: So it's it's a catch twenty two for us as parents,
• 37:50
  Speaker 14: because I am paranoid every time my daughter calls me
• 37:54
  Speaker 14: from school, every single time.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: I'm paranoid every time it's a news break.
• 37:59
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, I mean not as far as the as
• 38:02
  Speaker 14: far as dress coat goes.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know my.
• 38:06
  Speaker 14: Daughter school they're pretty strict about the dress codes what
• 38:09
  Speaker 14: they can and can't wear, and I mean that's their rules,
• 38:12
  Speaker 14: that's their rules.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: And I get that.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Uniforms, you know, so that's yeah.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at my daughter's high school, she got some public
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: high school.
• 38:21
  Speaker 14: They don't wear uniforms, but they they don't play when
• 38:24
  Speaker 14: it comes to the dress coat.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: But I like some knees out there. I like to
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: tear in the knees that.
• 38:31
  Speaker 11: But we didn't wear they weren't in fact when we
• 38:33
  Speaker 11: were in school. So it's hard.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: To find jeans when our holes in them. I'm just
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: coming regular jeans.
• 38:39
  Speaker 11: And then when you buy regular jeans, if you do
• 38:42
  Speaker 11: find them, you want to put some holes you want
• 38:44
  Speaker 11: to put Yeah, you want to tear the.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Knee maid out. They can't even have their shoulders out
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: in naw school.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I like the shoulder, I mean I shoulder. What come
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: to all my guys?
• 38:57
  Speaker 11: Coming up in thirty four minutes after Oh, here we go,
• 39:00
  Speaker 11: he promised, stupid will be right back.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: It is here Tommy time.
• 39:04
  Speaker 14: He's gonna ask us a few.
• 39:07
  Speaker 11: Questions coming up right after this. You're listening hard morning show?
• 39:13
  Speaker 11: All right, Steve, Uh, your nephew is that time again?
• 39:16
  Speaker 11: He has something on his mind?
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: What you got, nephew? Okay? Now, un you know, I'm
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: very creative.
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: You know, I've come up with so many different things
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: in this world, a lot of things that people have
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: really not taken and grab hold to that they could
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: have ran with. You know, I've done some I've come
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: up with some amazing stuff. And I just think, this time,
• 39:34
  Speaker 8: this time, this discovery from Tommy, this time, it is
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: just gonna be just incredible. And I listen to me, Uh,
• 39:40
  Speaker 8: same way they came out with medical marijuana, same way
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: they did that though, same way they came out I
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: thank yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, and it heals
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: people and all that kind of stuff.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: But tim, which thing medical six? And what this is?
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: And listen to me. Hear me out now what this is?
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: What this is on?
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: I say, doctors prescribed how much sick sex you need
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: on a weekly basis. You see what I'm saying, And
• 40:07
  Speaker 8: you take your slip and take it home to your
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: wife or you or your loved one and they fulfill it.
• 40:12
  Speaker 8: Like if it's three of the doctors say you three
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: times a week, four times a week. You understand I'm saying,
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: and the and the wife. It's up to the wife
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: to fulfill that. Now she don't fulfill that, then you
• 40:21
  Speaker 8: have the right to go and get it fulfilled else.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Well does that makes sense? You see what I'm saying.
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: I think a lot of men would love have Huh, listen,
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: If you're not gonna do what the doctor says, I can't.
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: My help can't go low because you had to have
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: not handle it, you know what I'm saying, So we
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: move around.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: If you don't, if the wife don't take that, ask
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: you a question. I don't think that's gonna create another
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: medical issue.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: You're gonna need some antibody.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Because when you come back in the house and she
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: opened fire down at that hospital. Again.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: I just y'all don't see the discovery.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, I hadn't thought it that far. I don't
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: never go that. I don't. I don't know you don't.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: That's it exactly.
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: So this ain't y'all shooting is down. Huh, this ain't
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: a good idea.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Well, you do know who you married to, don't you?
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Y'all know I'm married? Okay, how you think that's gonna work? Homie?
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: I'm not trying it at my house. I'm just putting
• 41:38
  Speaker 8: it out there. I wouldn't saying you thought it was
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: a good idea. You come up with a lot of
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: stuff people don't run with. You want people to roll
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: with stuff you ain't running with. But yeah, well you
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: know you got to test it first. Somebody got to
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: test it. I don't want to be the test. I'm
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: not gonna be the person that's gonna fry, you know,
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: like somebody like Junior.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: See Junior, you know he let me go tift for you.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Hold on?
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I wrote back, Yeah, going in there, JUNI.
• 42:03
  Speaker 14: Okay, we just live on the radio here and wait.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: He actually got up and went out the room.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: He did came waiting.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: He came back back.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: He came back to get the out her face. That
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: didn't really go work. You ain't no prescription you, I said,
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: prescription sex. Get the f out my face.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: That's not gonna work.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: It didn't take long either. She sat right up, focus.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Turn when you left.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have ask, hey, Junior, when she said
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: get the f out my face. You just said, that's
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: exactly what the doctor trying to and he you is
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: right here.
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: Okay, bad idea. Hey, hey, you know, bad idea. I
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: thought i'd give it a shot. I thought, you know,
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: medical sex would be good. All you got to going
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: there doctor. You know, doctor tell you you needed three
• 43:00
  Speaker 8: four times a week, three four times a week.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: That's good. Well, I will say this about it. It
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: has been known to heal everything.
• 43:13
  Speaker 10: Everything blind.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: You got some se they.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Got it like to the blind all that. Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Your sight to the blind that made me blind. It's done.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: It does so much.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, back to the drawing board.
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: Nephew, all right, medical sex, I take that one off.
• 43:37
  Speaker 8: I'll be back next week with something different.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: THO.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I'm come back, y'all gonna y'all gonna buy one.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Of these the sharks.
• 43:46
  Speaker 10: This is black.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: I'm a black shark.
• 43:48
  Speaker 11: Yes, all right, nof you, thank you? Coming up next
• 43:51
  Speaker 11: to prank phone call for today right after this you're listening.
• 43:56
  Speaker 10: Morning show coming.
• 43:58
  Speaker 11: Up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
• 44:01
  Speaker 11: strawberry letter for today. And the subject is it's always
• 44:04
  Speaker 11: the same mess with her.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: We all got one of them.
• 44:10
  Speaker 14: I mean that saying, yeah, always it never changes with her.
• 44:15
  Speaker 11: We'll get into it in a few but right now
• 44:17
  Speaker 11: it's time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: What you got neft, Shirley.
• 44:22
  Speaker 8: We about to go to We about to ask for permission,
• 44:25
  Speaker 8: all right. This is the name of this is high
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: school reunion. High school reunion, all right, And we're about
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: to call this man and ask him, you know, I mean,
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: I think that's what men do.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: You call another man you want to say something to him.
• 44:38
  Speaker 8: And I just want to call him and say, hey,
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: is it all right if I take your wife to
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: the class reunion? You understand I'm saying, I don't know
• 44:45
  Speaker 8: what what? Yeah you precious, I mean she was my
• 44:50
  Speaker 8: girl back in high school? What what's from? And ask yeah,
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: I'm just asking that. Look at least I'm I'm calling
• 44:57
  Speaker 8: you like a man asking you, Hey, can I guy
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: to the class reunion?
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: You ain't going with us, He ain't go school with us.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, you know, you're.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Staying at home. I'm taking your wife.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: What what is a reunion?
• 45:14
  Speaker 8: What is that when people from back in the day
• 45:17
  Speaker 8: get together. They went to school together, that's a reunion.
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: That's a high school reunion.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: He didn't go to school with us. Me and I
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: went school together. What what? What's the problem?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: Okay, let let's take a listen. Come on, cat dog,
• 45:28
  Speaker 8: we're gonna get to this reunion.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 45:31
  Speaker 13: Hello, I'm trying to reach Sylvia.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Please, she's not available, but this is her husband and
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: dracting to help you.
• 45:37
  Speaker 13: How you doing, man, My name is King, I'm I
• 45:39
  Speaker 13: graduated with Sylvia. We're having a big twenty five year class.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Reunion this year. Okay for nineteen eighty five.
• 45:46
  Speaker 13: We should be home so.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, she actually shopping right now?
• 45:50
  Speaker 13: Okay, okay, cool, Well listen as you heard about that,
• 45:53
  Speaker 13: you know about the reunion or or do you know
• 45:55
  Speaker 13: anything about that? Uh?
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Not? To my knowledge. It is the first time I
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: ever heard about a reunion.
• 46:00
  Speaker 13: Okay, Well, there is a reunion. Man, she's actually I
• 46:03
  Speaker 13: think signed up for it. I'm not sure that's why
• 46:05
  Speaker 13: I asked you, but I think I saw her name
• 46:07
  Speaker 13: was that she was.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Signed up to. Come. Let me ask you when, when
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: exactly did you graduate? I graduated in eighty two. Okay,
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: in eighty two. Okay, you at a little bit before us.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Then all right, well.
• 46:18
  Speaker 13: Listen, let me let me let me go ahead and
• 46:21
  Speaker 13: say this. I Drake actually in high school, man, Sylvia
• 46:26
  Speaker 13: was my you know, my high school sweetheart, and we
• 46:29
  Speaker 13: you know, we dated from ninth grade to freshman year
• 46:32
  Speaker 13: in college. And I wanted to see, if, you know,
• 46:35
  Speaker 13: if it was cool with you, you know, if you
• 46:37
  Speaker 13: didn't mind me escorting her to the twenty five year
• 46:40
  Speaker 13: class reunion. Doing well, let me say that again, Like
• 46:45
  Speaker 13: I say, man, my name is ken Kim.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: I got that part. I'm trying to make sure I
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: heard write what you said.
• 46:51
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I said that I Sylvia and I were high
• 46:53
  Speaker 13: school sweethearts. Man, I was, uh, you know, from ninth
• 46:56
  Speaker 13: grade all the way to freshman year in college. We
• 46:58
  Speaker 13: dated each other.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, I got I got that. But what
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: did you ask me?
• 47:02
  Speaker 13: I asked you if it was all right for you
• 47:04
  Speaker 13: if you didn't mind if I escorted her to the
• 47:08
  Speaker 13: twenty five year class reunion.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Are you related to her?
• 47:11
  Speaker 13: No? I mean now, I'm not related to I just
• 47:13
  Speaker 13: told you I was in a high school sweetheart.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: No, man, I'm saying, nobody gonna be asked for my
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: wife nowhere. I put the ring on her finger. You
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: said you was a high school sweetheart.
• 47:22
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean we was together from you know, ninth grade,
• 47:24
  Speaker 13: all the ways to month to press me year in college.
• 47:26
  Speaker 13: You know, so that that was in the past.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: But I'm sorry to let you know that, but that
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: was in the past. I'm the president, So I don't
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: even think she's gonna be interested in trying to go
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: nowhere with you anyway.
• 47:35
  Speaker 13: Hey man, what I'm trying to explain you This something innocent, though. Man,
• 47:38
  Speaker 13: this is just me taking her to you know. You know,
• 47:40
  Speaker 13: I thought she might get a kick out of us
• 47:42
  Speaker 13: going together. You know, I.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Don't know what's wrong with you. I didne told you.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: If it's not going to one ear, put the phone
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: on the other one. She ain't going nowhere? What you
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: do I need to break it down anymore?
• 47:52
  Speaker 13: Hey man, you ain't got you ain't gotta talk to
• 47:53
  Speaker 13: me and disrespect me like this. Man. Now I tried
• 47:56
  Speaker 13: to do.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: With some you some about I'm disrespecting you. You're gonna
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: call my gonna tell me I'm disrespecting you.
• 48:02
  Speaker 13: You asking me, can you take my wife to.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: The damn class reunion? And expect me to be okay
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: with that?
• 48:08
  Speaker 13: What kind of damn food.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: God to call somebody ask can you take the wife
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: chol class reunion?
• 48:12
  Speaker 13: Hey? Man, that was my high school sweetheart. All right,
• 48:15
  Speaker 13: we had we had something. I was up first, Okay,
• 48:18
  Speaker 13: I was off first.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Off, if you were the first, then I'm the last
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: and I'm the only one. So we're gonna leave it
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: at that. How about that partner?
• 48:25
  Speaker 13: It's whatever, man, You know what, Man, I try to
• 48:27
  Speaker 13: call you and talk to you like a man. But
• 48:30
  Speaker 13: you know what I should have did?
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Man, taught to me like that, and we were doing
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: a little stuff bad.
• 48:34
  Speaker 13: I should have called Sylvia in the first I should
• 48:36
  Speaker 13: have never called. Matter of fact, you know what I
• 48:38
  Speaker 13: apologize for, cause let me get out the phone and
• 48:40
  Speaker 13: just called Sylvia. See me on the head and do that.
• 48:45
  Speaker 13: You go right on ahead and call her. Well, that's
• 48:47
  Speaker 13: what I'm gonna do because Sylvia can make a decision
• 48:49
  Speaker 13: on what Sylvia.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: Want to do. I can tell you what thing Sylvia do,
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: what Sylvia want to do. But Sylvia ain't interested in you.
• 48:55
  Speaker 13: Man, this is not about being interested in me. Man,
• 48:58
  Speaker 13: this is innocent. This is just me and her going
• 49:00
  Speaker 13: to the damn class reunion together.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 49:03
  Speaker 13: It ain't like we're finna go do something together. Man.
• 49:06
  Speaker 13: On a physical level, We're just.
• 49:08
  Speaker 12: Going to have fun.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: On lie one, it seems my cool. I'm trying to
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: tell you that I've already told you no. Okay, if
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: you can't get no, then I don't know what you
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: can't get. But you ain't getting Sylvie. I'll tell you
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: that much. She's not going to no reunion.
• 49:22
  Speaker 13: You know what, Man, I'm through talking to you. I'm
• 49:24
  Speaker 13: just gonna call Sylvia because that's what I should have
• 49:26
  Speaker 13: done in the first place, that a call.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Listen, I'll tell you whether you ain't finna call nobody.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: You bet not down my right number. Man. I'm telling
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: you this right now. I'll be at that class word union.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: I'll be looking for your king, whatever your name is.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna find out who you are. I ain't playing
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: those like as I en told you. You are disrespectful
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: in the first place. I didn't told Joe don't call
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: my why she ain't.
• 49:49
  Speaker 13: Going to do but union?
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: So you bet not call her phone, don't you you lay?
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: I want to walk up and knit of my situation
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: now to tell you I will cuss it class reunion
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: and I will show up, man, because you look like
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: you're playing with me an actor, stupid or thumb. You
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: ain't taking my wife to no class reunion. You gonna
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: say what I'm saying, you don't watch I'm gonna want to.
• 50:09
  Speaker 13: Go to the reunion with me.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: How you know that you ain't going nowhere with you
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: out and told you, man, don't get me acting crazy
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: up in here. I done told you now I said
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: first I was gonna come to the class for you,
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: but I will come to that Jess to make sure
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: I knock your light shot. Gonna be acting stupid like
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: I can't find they got all kinds of things fired
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: on some of it, but I'll find out what is innocent.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 50:28
  Speaker 13: Me and her going to the reunion is ednoson and
• 50:30
  Speaker 13: she ought to be able to decide if she want
• 50:32
  Speaker 13: to go with me or not.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: I ain't nothing that thing about you your soundtripes anyway,
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: call somebody telling about a class reunion. I ain't need
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: much hurt about it.
• 50:40
  Speaker 13: I don't get I'll tell you what. You know what
• 50:42
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna get off phone calls hire. Okay, respect the ring.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: You understand what I'm saying to you. I didn't posed
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: this you, man, but I don't understand what you can
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: undersaid or not that. Respect the ring.
• 50:53
  Speaker 13: And man, I got one more thing I need to
• 50:54
  Speaker 13: say to you. Man, got to say it to me.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: Man, you ain't got a thing to say to me
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: except to hear this QUI can you hear?
• 51:00
  Speaker 12: Right now?
• 51:01
  Speaker 13: I got one more damn thing to say to you,
• 51:02
  Speaker 13: and then I'm gonna get off the part. I'm gonna
• 51:03
  Speaker 13: be so with it. Man, I'm gonna be.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Got to say to me. What what's the you gotta
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: say to me? For him?
• 51:09
  Speaker 13: I got this to say to you. This is nephew
• 51:12
  Speaker 13: Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your wife still
• 51:16
  Speaker 13: be You got me to prank phone.
• 51:18
  Speaker 12: Call you buck.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: You party. I'm serious, man, I'm oh, man, I'm over
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: here wetting in everything. Man, just mad. Oh, this is
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: a joke though, you right, I'm I'm gonna be all
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: right about an hour or two. That's that's okay, that's cool,
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: all right, all right, y'all got me, y'all got me.
• 51:46
  Speaker 13: Well, I guess this is a good time to tell
• 51:48
  Speaker 13: you the class reunion is coming up.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: And I guess ain't no classroom.
• 51:54
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  Speaker 1: mess with her.
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  Speaker 11: Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been with my lady for almost
• 53:44
  Speaker 11: nine years, and she proposed to me in July. It
• 53:48
  Speaker 11: came out of nowhere because I had just caught her
• 53:50
  Speaker 11: cheating on me. I was about to break up with
• 53:53
  Speaker 11: her and she hit me with a proposal. I haven't
• 53:56
  Speaker 11: told her yes or no, because we have a lot
• 53:58
  Speaker 11: of unresolved issue. When I first met her, it was
• 54:01
  Speaker 11: at a strip club. She wasn't a dancer, but she
• 54:04
  Speaker 11: was dating one, and so was I. We found out
• 54:07
  Speaker 11: that we were messing with the same girl, so we
• 54:10
  Speaker 11: all would hook up. I took my girl out a
• 54:12
  Speaker 11: few times and we decided we leave the stripper alone
• 54:15
  Speaker 11: and try to be monogamous. That lasted about six months,
• 54:19
  Speaker 11: and I found out she was cheating on me with
• 54:20
  Speaker 11: a guy she works with. We took a break and
• 54:23
  Speaker 11: I was dating a lot of other women. I was
• 54:26
  Speaker 11: in my mid twenties and so was she. She told
• 54:29
  Speaker 11: me she was ready to settle down again, so this
• 54:31
  Speaker 11: time we got a place together. I hoped that she
• 54:34
  Speaker 11: would be faithful to me because I had gotten tired
• 54:38
  Speaker 11: of threesomes and wild sex CapAids. I took on an
• 54:41
  Speaker 11: executive role at work and was ready to be with her.
• 54:45
  Speaker 11: Every One in my inner circles said she's not the
• 54:47
  Speaker 11: one to settle down with, but she was my rock
• 54:51
  Speaker 11: and had been there with me through a lot of
• 54:53
  Speaker 11: ups and downs. Come to find out she's my rock,
• 54:56
  Speaker 11: but she's also a cheater and a liar. My best
• 55:00
  Speaker 11: friend showed me proof of her trying to sleep with him,
• 55:03
  Speaker 11: and I got mad at him. Now that I understand
• 55:06
  Speaker 11: how she really is, I apologize to him and we're
• 55:09
  Speaker 11: slowly becoming close again. This woman has my heart all
• 55:12
  Speaker 11: twisted up, and I think I would end up in
• 55:15
  Speaker 11: an open marriage if I agree to go through with this.
• 55:18
  Speaker 11: How will I know if she's got all the cheating
• 55:20
  Speaker 11: out of her system. Okay, first of all, you can't
• 55:25
  Speaker 11: marry You cannot marry this woman. You cannot. Okay, she
• 55:29
  Speaker 11: hasn't gotten all the cheating out. She just tried to
• 55:31
  Speaker 11: hook up with your boy. No, and she proposed to you,
• 55:35
  Speaker 11: probably because you caught her cheating. Like you said, you're
• 55:38
  Speaker 11: never going to trust this woman. You'll never be able
• 55:41
  Speaker 11: to trust her. That's why you're writing us now. She
• 55:43
  Speaker 11: is not the one. Listen to everyone in your inner circle.
• 55:47
  Speaker 11: They know you too, do not want the same things
• 55:50
  Speaker 11: out of life. You don't want to cheat, you want
• 55:53
  Speaker 11: to settle down. She's still out there wilding. Okay, she's
• 55:57
  Speaker 11: a cheater and a liar, and those are your words,
• 56:00
  Speaker 11: so believe them. Don't come back and let them bite
• 56:03
  Speaker 11: you in the butt again. She has shown you who
• 56:05
  Speaker 11: she is time after time. Please believe her. You can't
• 56:09
  Speaker 11: change her, you can't make her into the person you
• 56:11
  Speaker 11: want to be. None of that. This relationship will turn
• 56:14
  Speaker 11: into an even worse disaster if you guys get married,
• 56:17
  Speaker 11: if you're done with all your wiling, like you said,
• 56:19
  Speaker 11: and you want to settle down, you can't settle with her.
• 56:22
  Speaker 11: She doesn't want that. I know you must love her.
• 56:24
  Speaker 11: You said that your heart is all twisted, but you
• 56:27
  Speaker 11: got to think about what married life would be with her.
• 56:30
  Speaker 11: One heartbreak, one betrayal after another. Tell her no, tell
• 56:34
  Speaker 11: her no to her proposal. You're not going to marry her,
• 56:37
  Speaker 11: and please move on.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Steve, Well, it's always the same mess with her. As
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: the subject, surely made a statement that stuck out in
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: my mind. She said, you can't marry her because you
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: all don't want the same thing. Well, I think you do.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: I think y'all do want the same thing. Well, the
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: problem is right here. Everybody you won't, she won't. Everybody
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: she won't you want everybody you've been with. She got
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: a guy with a lot of y'all got a lot
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: in common here. Man. Sleeping around is huge for y'all. Huge.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: You've been with her for nine years. She promoted, she
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: proposed to you in July after you caught her cheating.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Who does a dude move right there? That is such
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: a dude move. And she obviously read the book Act
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: like a lady, think like a man, because that's exactly
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: all she doing is thinking like a man. But this
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: woman you dealing with, brum, This is not a long
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: letter for me because I don't know how to do it.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Let me we're gonna do a reenactment when we come back.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: I don't even know how to do the reenact because
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: you all are not made for man's relationships. You met
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: her at a strip club because you was dating a
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: stripper and she was dating a stripple. Turned out it
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: was the same stripple. Then y'all got tired of threesomes
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: and y'all decided to stay with each other. Okay, now,
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: how long did that last? You said that lasted about
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: six months? And then I found out she was cheating
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: on that she worked with. She got to be in
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: bed at all times. She ain't down at the job.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: She got to be in the rack. We took a break.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Then I was dating a lot of other women. Now
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: you and now you back out in the streets. I
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: was in my mid twenties and so was she. She
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: told me she was ready to settle down again. So
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: this time we got a place together. Who thought this
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: was a good ass? I did? Y'all got a place together.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Now it's Grand Central Railroad Station in y'all house. I
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: can promise you it's some comings and going on in here.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: I hope she would be faithful to me because I
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: had gotten tired of threesomes and wild sex coupaids. I
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: know that's right. And let me tell you something. She
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: is doing that damn most because when the dude say
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: he tied the threesomes and wild sex coupaid If you
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: in there, girl, you in now with the Jordan of
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: sexual activity. You in there with the greatest of all
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: time ladies in German.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:54
  Speaker 11: Of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 59:57
  Speaker 11: today's Strawberry Letters, subject is it's always the same mess
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 11: with her.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 11: You're listening morning show, all right, Steve, come on, let's
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 11: recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is it's always the
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 11: same mess with her.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: This poor man that wrote this, let end you dating
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: a woman for nine years. They met at a strip club.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: They was dating the same stripple.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: Then she asked her to marry him because she cheated
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: on him with a guy work. They broke up a
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: little bit. He started dating a lot of women. She
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: was back out there in them streets. You tired, I'm exhausted.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Then she told me she was ready to settle down again.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: And then they went and got a place together. They
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: opened up Grand Central Station at the house. Uh So
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: the Holiday Inn Express was now their new home. So
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: they they got a house and it turned out to
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: be an AIRB and b at a hotel and jeans
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: motor lodging. They ain't there selling room for about an hour.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: That's when you notice happened. Your popping off at this hotel.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: We got hourly rates. And anyway, he said he got
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: tired of threesomes and wild sex coupays. You know something
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: going on when the dude get tied, So now he
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: wants to This is ridiculous, out of y'all. He took
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: an executive role at work, so he executive now. And
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: then he said that he was ready to be with her,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: but everybody in their circle telling her him she's not
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: the one to settle down with.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 10: Now.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Guess what came out of all this. This is what
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: threw me in this hole. Guess what he said after that.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: But she is my rock, old mate, boy, boy, you
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: need a new posaurus and dictionary. You cannot be calling
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: her your rock.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: She come to find out.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: She is my rock. But she's also a cheetah and
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: a liar. Yeah, boy, you need some new rocks. I
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: ain't gonna go there anyway. She's not your rock.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 14: Now.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know if this term is acceptable on the radio,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: but I'm gonna have to tell you what you have here.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Though she's not your rock. She's a fought a thought.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Now for those of you old people that don't know
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: what a thought is this, now here's what it stands for.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: That blank over there, fought that blank over there. Ay,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: but one blank start with the H going there. That's
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: all I need to say. That's the Strawberry Letter. Thank
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: y'all for listening this morning.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Don't marry her please, and broh, don't I don't understand man.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: So then one of your best friends showed you proof
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: of her trying to sleep with him. You got mad
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: at him. Now understand how she realized. I apologize to him,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: and we slowly becoming close again. What you mean by that?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Though he and his friend are slowly getting becoming close?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought they had broke up too. I shouldn't say.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Just well, y'all see with the same strip woods, same friends. Anyway,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: this woman was my has my heart all twisted up,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: and I think I would end up in an open
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: marriage if I agreed to go through with this. How
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: will I know if she's got all cheating out of
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: her system? She don't. She don't have no cheating out.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Her sister just called her. Okay, I'm gonna do something
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: I never am. Y'all be a man that's concerned. I'm
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: gonna give you the answers of a cheating, lying cheater
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: who happens to be a woman. Ask me any question
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: you want, any question. I'm gonna show you how a
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: woman who cheats in lies answers.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: The question, is it true you tried to get with
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: my boy?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 8: Hell?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: Nah?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: Boy?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 13: Hell no?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: You know I don't even like other men. When you
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: met me, was I with him.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Uh uh no, you were with the girl that we
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: both got with.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't even like other men. God, you crazy,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: except for that dude in my job, just because I
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: slept with one man in my job. Now I want
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: your friends to.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Well, baby, I thought you were supposed to be my rock.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: I am your right.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: Who you know?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 12: Who you know?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: Hit harder than me? Oh? Wow? Wow?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: How many times have you cheated on me? Be honest.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Let's have an honest conversation. Okay, I have forgiven it,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: just that one just at one time, one time. That's it.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: What is it gonna be like if we get married?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: What is it gonna be like? Oh, it's gonna be beautiful.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: No cheating.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Why don't be beautiful?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have my grain headaches, worry about me. I'm
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: gonna drive you crazy, but that's what you said. Oh,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: I'll be driving you crazy, and I'm gonna just why
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: would I cheat on you? I'm just gonna bring them
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: by the house you decide.
• 1:05:59
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• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: I said one last station, see that was see then
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: I ain't got the cheat because we'll all be there.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: That is not cheating.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 12: What are you mad?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Slarenior, I'm gonna just need an extra room. Can we
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: get a folk being?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: No Junior and sports talk right after this?
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  Speaker 10: You're listening hard morning show.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: It is time now for junior and sports talk Junior.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 9: Yes, sure, well, I know what I do have in
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 9: a few days is a race at the Battery it
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 9: at Lana.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: That's what I do have it a few days.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: I have to do that.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 9: And registration starts at seven, race starts at eight. Listen,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 9: go to Kears Hope dot Old. Get your tickets because
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 9: if you got signal selling, you ain't out there.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: Don't call me when you kick in. Do put a
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: race together to raise money for you.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 9: Don't sit up here act like I ain't did my
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 9: part for you. We want to see you out there
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 9: at e R S Hope dot Org. I will see
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 9: y'all timing. It starts tomorrow. Let's go ahead and get ready.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 9: Get all the TVs, get your packages. The NFL back
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 9: is back.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: We back on it.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: We not cutting y'alls this weekend we we ain't cooking.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: Don't ask for nothing, if anything break, We're not available
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: for Friday.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 9: Night, for show, Thursday night, Friday night and Sunday and
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 9: Monday first week. Yes, that's a lot of football. That's
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 9: a lot of football. Shirt and then college football start too,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 9: started already too.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: So Saturday is full for us men right now. Don't
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: be asking talking about for y'all sometime timing right around
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: about like February Super Bowl.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 9: Don't be looking for us. We're not gonna be available
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 9: for y'all. I'm telling y'all, the light went out.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: Change it. We're not We're not helping.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: Here, is it not?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 9: Kansas City Thursday night, Kansas City's Tomorrow night. Kansas City
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 9: and the Ravens. Man, it's gonna be a rematch right there.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 9: It's a rematch from the NFC championship games with Mark
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 9: Jackson and your boy man, Patrick Mahomes.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: They gonna be going at but then we're gonna back
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: door it again.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: Now the NFL has started to stay kick off weekend. Now,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: we got a game on Friday. Now, that's the Herds,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: that's the Packers and Shirley and Carlors other boyfriend Jalen Hurst.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: That's Philip, Come on, Philly.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all James.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: That's that's their game. They gonna be watching Friday night
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: and they're not gonna be watching football. They just gonna
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: be watching what Jayalen do. Wait?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Now who they play?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: The Eagles? They playing the Package Bay Packers. Have to
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: ask that, y'all don't care.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: Jordan Love is Q two, the quarterback.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah for Green Bay.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 15: He's a hot However, everything feel good to have football back.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 9: Man, I'm excited. It's just gonna be a It's gonna
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 9: be a lot of energy.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: We ready, man and the Texas.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Let's go Sunday.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: Man, we got it from that's our first game, is
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: the coach man? We ought to be Want to know
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: by five o'clock?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Want it off?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I already know.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: My husband gonna start.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: Start the park. Don't come in here. Ain't playing, thank y'all.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: In the kitchen, they planed the Panthers. So y'all, good y'all.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: At the top of the hour, a woman needs some advice.
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  Speaker 11: Should she tell her boyfriend that she once worked as
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 11: an escort? We'll find out right after this. You're listening.
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  Speaker 10: Morning show, all right, Steve.
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  Speaker 11: This is from Red in Jacksonville. Red said, I used
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  Speaker 11: to be an escort. I walked away from that life
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  Speaker 11: a few years ago and I fell in love with
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 11: my pastor. Luckily for me, no one knows me by
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 11: my real name. I only went by Red back then.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 11: My my family doesn't even Yeah, Red, my family doesn't
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 11: even know about my past. And I'm struggling with telling
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 11: my boyfriend everything. He is a pastor, so I feel
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 11: like he will be able to accept the new me.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 11: He's come clean with me about how he sold drugs
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 11: as a teenager before he got his calling to preach.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Will he be able to.
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  Speaker 11: See my past whole life? See he passed my old
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 11: life as Red and still be able to love me.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: I'm on double standard.
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  Speaker 2: See, well, no he's not. He's not gonna understand it.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Don't tell nobody your ass was an escort. Who's the nickname? Red?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: Your name purple? Don't tell him he told you how
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: he was young he sold drugs. Just selling drugs is
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: one thing selling cookie, it's a whole nother thing.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 10: Judgment.
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  Speaker 1: Such a double standard right there.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Call it whatever you want to call it, but shut
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: your damn up. I told you all about this honesty policy, but.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 14: The pastor, so that's why she's probably feeling guilty.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: You are familiar with the internet and pastors.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: Them.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're a little out there some of Yeah.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: I pretty much cleared myself. I really got a good
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: shot at heaven.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Now if they're doing that, I got I'm good and
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: real good about heaven.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 11: All right, all right, so don't tell it, take it
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 11: to the grave. You're saying, we have time for another one, Steve.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 11: This is from Gina in Chicago. Gina says, my brother
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 11: and my roommate are seeing each other and I find
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 11: it hard to sleep next door to them while they're
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 11: having sex. He says, it's a normal part of life
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 11: and to get over it. Am I overreacting to this?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean you're not overreacting. That's the reaction you have.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: And it's your brother, yea. Now, whether it's your little
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: brother or your big brother, the problem is you're hearing
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: your roommate and your brother they holler and bruh and
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: the letting it bro brother not letting it go. And
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: you don't want to know that side of him. You
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: really didn't want to know that side of her.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: But now you're in there, she should get another place.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah you're gonna yeah, you're not gonna get over that.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't unhear it. Would it be the same
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: if you if he wasn't her brother, which would.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Of course, it would be different, a little different, A
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: lot of it's still a little you're uncomfortable hearing other people.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna comfort if it's not me. I don't really
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: want to hear this.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: I hear you on that one.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: A mess. He's a mess because when I hear you
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: all in there yelling out instructions, in my mind, I'll
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: be running the video.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 10: So is that what this is?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: What sister is doing?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, use the lamp shade. Now I'm here going
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: I'm about to lose my mind trying to figure out
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: what they're doing with that that. See, I don't need that.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Don't go over there knocking that.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to drill a hole in this wall for
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: tomorrow night because I have got to find out what
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: they're doing with that damn lamp shade.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 11: It's just this little stuff you hear, you know, get
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 11: a new please, all right, coming up between.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: What they doing with this?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 11: Coming up in twenty minutes after. We'll have more of
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 11: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 11: A man in Virginia gave his son a winning one
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 11: million dollar lottery ticket as a wedding gift. Nice, he
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 11: jokingly told Virginia Lottery officials, quote, this was the very
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 11: this was the best way to get him out of
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 11: my basement. Well, the son got married in April and
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 11: then moved into the dad's basement with his new wife.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 11: The newlyweds chose the one million dollar cash option instead
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 11: of the one thousand dollars week payoffs. They now plan
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 11: to move out of the dad's basement and into a
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 11: new home.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Finally, please, that was so nice of the dad. Huh
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: to give his son a million?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: My daddy put me out and and give me nothing.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Stay here?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: What is it waiting on a million thousand dollars a week?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 13: What? What?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: What did you not getting married in this damn basement?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Why did he keep the money and let them move
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: into the house?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: That's what man?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Nice of dad? Really nice?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 11: So they plan to move out. It says they plan
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 11: to move out of the dad's spaceman into.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Their new you'd be planning from a hotel room with
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: a million dollars getting out of here.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, your dad is nice. He's a nice man.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 8: You know they're gonna run out of a millionaires man.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 8: You know they're gonna run out of this million.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 11: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 11: Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 11: we will play around of would you rather? Right after
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 11: this you're listening hard Morning Show. It's time now, guys
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 11: for a round of would you rather? Would you rather
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 11: go trick or treating? Or would you rather go Christmas caroling?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: Oh? Trick or treat? I'm not standing out there any
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: white ful y'all saying I'm not doing that.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing Twelve Day of Christmas.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: Not doing none of it.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: I'm going Junior. I'm going Carolyn. I'm not putting on
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: no costume at forty five for rigging for candy when
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: I can afford it, smell.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: You ain't got to put on no costume. Just go
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: as Junior.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: You want something good?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 13: Why?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Because he sounds like a kid. Hey, hey, who are you?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: Little boy?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 15: I'm junior, old ass little boy? Where if you say
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 15: where's your hair? If you say where your hair, I'm
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 15: gonna leave.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: You know it's coming. Howler, you little boy, I'm forty five.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: Well you need to let it go, look junior? All right?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 10: Moving on?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be the best dressed in the room?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: If you go off a trigger treat, you should go
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: as a barble?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: Come on, come on, I got you?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Would everybody say what happened to your hair? I
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: was trying to line it myself in the mill.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: All right, moving on to it. Would you rather be
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: the best dressed in the room or would you rather
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: be the most intelligent in the room? Which one, mum
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: the smartest?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What what did you say?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 11: Nephew?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Wait, I'm normally both of them?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 13: That so.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: You have been dressed well, lady. Nobody has ever told
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: me your ass? Yeah? Both for them?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 9: If you both of them, you're the only one in
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 9: the room. Your ass is in there by yourself.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Ain't see what best dressed is worthless?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Oh he always the best dressed. I'm you know I'm
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: in him?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: You both, Shannon sharp b o a m.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 11: Would you rather spend the night at the opera or
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 11: would you rather spend a night at a Broadway play.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: They ain't gonna be that opera. It ain't gonna be
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: work better, come on with me to this play. You
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: understand that I'm in trouble either way.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Because of the singing.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: The same amount of vomiting going on. Come on, pop.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 13: Now.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: I went to see Fences. Fences was good. That's the
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: last time I went to a Broadway play.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: Today's round, I would you rather thank you?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: Guys?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, last.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 11: Break of the day, and we'll close out the show
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 11: with the one and only crazy Steve Harvey right after this.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 10: Morning show, all right.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 11: Guys, Here we are, last break of the day and
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 11: to take us home, it's the one and only Steve Harvey.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: You know, sometime this is I don't think I've done
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: this many times on the show before. I've done so
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: many clothing remarks, but I don't think i've touched on this.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: The best advice I can give a person be yourself.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: Be your unique individual self. See, you can hold that
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: line of being yourself. You can stay true to the
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: course of being yourself. It's hard to fake it for
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: a long time. That's why when you get a job
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: at the Post office or the government or any other
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: place that has benefits to it. Before they give you
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: a benefit package, they have a ninety day probation period
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: because in that probation period they're gonna find out in
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: the discovery process of who you really are. Now, you
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: can put whatever you want on that application, but in
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: that ninety day probation period, it's when they discover who
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: you really are. See, if they really believed everybody's application,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: as soon as you got the job, they would just
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: give you full benefits. But that's not how a lot
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: of companies work. They waited out. And the best way
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: for you to be successful in this life is to
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: be yourself. Be uniquely. You know who you are. Establish
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: some rules about yourself. If you have decided that you
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: don't drink, then don't drink. If you decided that smoking
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: ain't for you, then stick to that. Stop letting everybody
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: sway you off the white line that you've created for yourself.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: It's okay, and understand what you do and who you are.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Do you understand man, that if you stay authentically you,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: people are attracted to people who are genuine and sincere.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: After a while, man, people get tired of you. When
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: what you say never adds up to what you do,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: we gonna have a problem with you. After awhile I
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: found that to be the case. Man, what you say
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: and what you do has to sink and job because
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: that's who you really are. So stay authentically. Oh man,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm against I'm against people who drink
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: a lot. And every time they with you, you drinking,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: you can't what are you talking about. I don't like liars,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: but every time you talking to somebody, you lying to him.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: You don't think they can see this? Stay authentically, know
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: who you are. You know I would. At the Democratic Convention,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: I watched my brother Dale Hughgley do extremely well. He
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: was clever, he was thought provoking, and I listened to
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: d O show. Deal is my brother. Deal at the
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: times can be profound. Deal's vocabulary is extensive from the
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: background that he has and if he hasn't told you this,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: I'll have to let him tell it. But from the
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: background he had, the way he is now, it's really
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: amazing what he's done to himself, you know, education wise.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: So even when we were on the Kings of Comedy tour,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: a lot of times they were interviewing us. We would
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: have DL take the lead on the interviews because we
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: enjoyed the way he talked. I tend him a text
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: after the Democratic Convention. I congratulated her. I said, I
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: was proud of you man, you did really, really well.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: I've watched him, but I know that that's not what
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: I do, and I've come to that in my life,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: and it's okay. What I am good at is being
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: authentically me. These closing remarks are mine. They're not written down,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: they're not stolen. It's just me speaking the way I speak,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: and I speak from a very very common perspective. If
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: you don't understand what I'm saying is because I'm my
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: mental process is all over the place that day. But
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: for the most part, I speak very plainly. You know
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: it's not beautiful to listen to me talk. I find
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: it beautiful to find out what I think, But I
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: don't think it's that beautiful to hear me talk. But
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: I think what resonates with people with me is my authenticity.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: And be authentic to yourself. Know your brand stand for
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: something you hear people say all the time, Now stand
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: on business or do that? Find out the business you
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: in find out who the business you are and stand
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: on that and stay right there. You know, it's amazing.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 11: Man.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: When a hook up with my college friends, it's fifteen
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: of us. We get together every year, it's fifteen of us.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: It's all men, and we get together and they are
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: understanding of who I am, and I'm understanding of who
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: they are. And they said, man, love, you ain't ever
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: changed in fifty years. I'm not sitting up in here.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: They've never seen me drunk. There is not a living
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: soul who can put their hand on the Bible and
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: say they I saw Steve Harvey drunk. You don't exist.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: There's not a living soul can put their hand on
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: a Bible and say, I saw Steve Harvey getting high.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: Because you didn't. That was the brand. And I've stood
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: on that now. That don't make me better than nobody else.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: That ain't what I'm saying. I got a lot of
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: great friends that drink and get high. I know some
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: brilliant people that drink and get high. So I ain't
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: knocking it. I'm just telling you I have managed to
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: stay me. Be yourself, to thine own self, be true.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: You can hold that line a lot longer than you
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: can hold faking somebody. People will appreciate you if you
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: are who you say you are. And the only way
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: to be who you say you are is you gonna
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: have to do what you say you gonna do. And
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: I have made that my business, and if you make
• 1:25:55
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• 1:25:58
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• 1:26:03
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• 1:26:11
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• 1:26:18
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